Rolling Deep

Ep. 9: Baby Names & Gorilla Talk

Chuck, Easton, and Alex Season 1 Episode 9

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Grab your favorite beer and settle in for another wild ride with the guys as we tackle life's most pressing questions – like could 100 average humans actually defeat a gorilla in combat? We break down our dream fighting squad (featuring Ray Lewis, Chuck Norris, and surprisingly, comedian Shane Gillis) and debate whether human intelligence can overcome brute strength when the chips are down.

Speaker 1:

I started drinking at 6 am and we're here now.

Speaker 2:

I don't know what time it is, but I'm rolling deep.

Speaker 3:

This is rolling deep. Let's roll the dice. Dice roll.

Speaker 1:

Check, yep. This is rolling deep. Let's roll the dice.

Speaker 3:

Dice roll, check, yep two two man keeping a light night, light night oh another two nice alex, I think I know you're gonna roll bets on two.

Speaker 1:

Bets on two. I got a 500. Bet on two. I had five grand on two, 10 million on two.

Speaker 3:

Actually, I'm gonna double that and put ten grand on four.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I like that I also like that okay there you go six banger five, five you're down.

Speaker 1:

You're down.

Speaker 3:

Ten grand d 15 I put five grand on you and a little double down actually didn't work out too well all right.

Speaker 2:

Well, what's cracking fellows?

Speaker 3:

not a whole lot beers beers are cracking one. I'm drinking a nice bush apple, just uh, just re-came out with it. I found it this week Pretty excited about it, bringing back some old memories, oh Bush.

Speaker 1:

Apple Good old.

Speaker 3:

Bush.

Speaker 2:

I don't remember bad. I don't even like beer that much but, I, love some Bush Apple.

Speaker 1:

Here's the vote Bush Apple or Bush Peach?

Speaker 3:

Apple for sure.

Speaker 1:

I'm also with the Apple.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, apple, and it's not even close I mean it just tastes so good.

Speaker 1:

It's crisp like an apple. It's like you're taking a bite into an apple every time you take a sip.

Speaker 3:

I like that I think that bush apple is the best apple beer ever made. I think it tops angry orchard, red's apple ale, you know even ciders. I would say, like the Cosmic Crisp, like Two Town.

Speaker 1:

I think it tops all apple beers I've ever drank. I don't know if it tops ciders per se, but I will say it tops any apple beer I've ever had.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I do like a good cider. I enjoy ciders too, but Bush that's your shit, huh yeah, you can drink 30 of them and feel like you're just down to thing. Apple juice yeah, it's just drinking apple juice a little bit of apple juice.

Speaker 1:

Well, I'm going truly tonight.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I'm dialing on the trulys yeah, I like pineapple trulys, it's the best pineapple trulies are pretty good I don't even think I got pineapple.

Speaker 1:

I got a cherry, wild berry, blueberry or strawberry lime I like the strawberry lime ones. I'm not a big blueberry guy in general, strawberry limes ass no well, I got two blueberries, two cherries and a strawberry lime sitting in front of me, so I'm only going to drink two. I guess Just kidding. I always drink more than what the dice says.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, man, you don't bring out six and then drink what the dice says. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

What are you preparing it for? A normal night or something?

Speaker 3:

Yeah, like I got into the cooler and I was like I could probably bring a few down and I'm like, but if I roll a six I better have six, bring nine, you know, and then. So it's like okay, well, now I roll the two. But you got six in front of you still six beers in front of me.

Speaker 1:

Gosh, I don't know jim well, yeah, alex is sitting there with 18 over by his side. If I had to put money on?

Speaker 2:

all 18 going away. I I would put the no I'd put ten dollars on it I'd put 10 bucks on no I put ten dollars on yes I'd put ten dollars on 18.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, you guys are losing your money. I'm not taking the over under. I'm betting exactly 18 beers drank here.

Speaker 2:

here's a real question that's not too bad, I guess.

Speaker 1:

Let's say you're going to get tortured and someone just rolls out a 30-pack you get to pick whatever it is Tweez, bush, apple, trulies, white Claws, whatever you get to pick but you have to down the whole thing right there in front of whoever it is. Do you think that's like actual torture or no?

Speaker 3:

um I mean, like, what are you talking about? Like chugging 30? No, no, you can just sit there, you can.

Speaker 1:

You can sit there and sip them, but you have to drink 30 in. Let's call it five hours.

Speaker 3:

Oh, that'd just be fun.

Speaker 1:

That's what I'm thinking Okay, what about 30 in an hour? Yeah, I'd be pushing it, that's a lot that would be quite a lot of beer.

Speaker 3:

One every two minutes, oh my.

Speaker 2:

God, yeah, that might be torture Low-key. Yeah, that might be torture Low key. Be a fun challenge.

Speaker 3:

I'd have to at least shot you on the first 15.

Speaker 1:

So are we ever going to do a rolling deep where we just roll up a 30 pack next to us?

Speaker 2:

Maybe one day.

Speaker 1:

Maybe a little live, a little rolling deep live sometime 30 pack in six hours. A little live, a little rolling deep live sometime. Yeah, 30, 30 pack in uh, six hours.

Speaker 2:

A little challenge yeah, I could get behind it a little live six hours.

Speaker 3:

You're drinking 15 every.

Speaker 1:

Yeah cake work yeah, I think that'd be. I think that'd be good we'd I mean, I know I'd still be hammered- quite a bit of piss, but a lot of piss, a lot of piss, a lot of piss.

Speaker 2:

So what do?

Speaker 1:

we got on our agenda today.

Speaker 3:

They're uh little ipad man yeah, a little, uh little ipad man. So we're gonna um, we've all prepared to try to kind of consolidate. Because I didn't really feel like we gave a sufficient answer for the whole baby names thing, we said that we were going to get back to our own, to dial it in a little bit better. So we've all brought our three favorite baby names so we can kind of dial them in here and we'll vote. So I'll name my three and you guys will vote which one you want to kick off mine. Okay, we'll go around until each of us just has one of our baby names left. So then we'll just have three. Basically, by the end of our discussion we'll have three baby names.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, sounds good to me.

Speaker 3:

So do you want to go first, Alex? All right.

Speaker 2:

So I just read them all off. Yeah, sounds good to me, so do you want to?

Speaker 3:

go first, alex. All right, so I just read them all off. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

So the three baby names I have, and I think they could be unisex. By the way, we have the name after my favorite current NFL wide receiver, CD Lamb.

Speaker 3:

So you're naming him CD Lamb or her C or her cd lamb. Yep, like the whole thing, yep, okay name number two, carlos.

Speaker 2:

Okay, again, you know unisex. And the last one after the best fictional linebacker of all time, thad thad solid.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I'd vote that on alex's number one um gosh, I don't like cd lamb, but if I was actually looking for like a girl baby name cd wouldn't be bad cd is solid yeah, this cd, yeah I guess yeah, you raise a good point.

Speaker 2:

I guess you know what we'll shorten it. We'll just say CD.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I'll go with CD CD. Yeah, I know it's CC.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I've heard that a lot.

Speaker 3:

Probably CD. I'd probably kick the rest. You don't like that? No, not for my knees, dude, I'm not calling my knees.

Speaker 1:

set that castle well, you don't gotta put the castle in there. You just say that. Well, yeah, but I'm still not calling my knees that come on, thad, all right.

Speaker 2:

So cd makes it for me chuck, what do you got?

Speaker 1:

um top three baby names of all time, or girl names or what girl names. We're doing it for brooke oh, for brooke, um everest okay, uh, parker, okay and uh um like uh steven, not steven. Uh, and like Steven, not Steven.

Speaker 3:

Scotty. There you go. You mentioned Scotty give me Everest.

Speaker 1:

Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me that sounds literally about a dude.

Speaker 2:

It doesn't matter, it's a unisex name yeah, but it's about a dude named Scotty well, fiona could be a man I yeah, but she's a girl in the movie have you seen?

Speaker 3:

yeah, but give me everest wait, what was the second one? You said? Parker parker, parker, hmm. Second, when you said parker, parker, parker, hmm, yeah, I don't know, I do like scotty, but just because I think it's unique, also selfishly, my middle name is scott. Oh see, that would work out good. But I also don't think that's going to happen because my niece that was just born, her name is Emma Scotland, so it's already kind of like In there In there.

Speaker 3:

Namesake in the family, type of thing. But I don't know. I like, yeah, I'll probably go Everest too. I like, hmm, yeah, I'll probably go Everest too.

Speaker 2:

So Everest, so we got Everest and Seedy.

Speaker 3:

I just don't like Parker. I've met too many Parkers that I didn't like.

Speaker 1:

That are ladies.

Speaker 3:

No, just Parkers in general that I didn't like.

Speaker 1:

I've met a lot of dude Parkers that I really don't like.

Speaker 3:

I'm with that, yeah, so I'm like just yeah, but like parker mccallum, god yeah, parker mccallum is that what his name is? Yeah, yeah, no it is singer songwriter, yeah, um, everybody thinks he's sexy or something.

Speaker 1:

I don't give me a song. That does. I kind of forgot um grandpa's never done oh yeah, I love that, that's a joke of that riley green. Oh see, god, I I'm so bad with artists and like music, I know a lot of songs, but if you ask me what artists did different songs, it's pretty hard for me to do.

Speaker 3:

What kind of man that's his number one song, supposedly yeah, I haven't heard of it, so can't be too good me neither okay, so uh what's your top three? So we got cd and everest in the pool right now. Um, my top three, in no order, was, uh, cleo.

Speaker 3:

We said that in the last episode and I actually like the condensation cleo yeah, I don't like cleopatra, but like in our last episode, when we were talking about cleopatra and then you just like said cleo, I was like that's kind of cool because it's not chloe, but it sounds like. It sounds like it should be chloe, but it's just like I've never really heard of it before. Yeah, um, raven, I don't know. I just kind of thought it was baller.

Speaker 2:

And then, uh, hermione I'm going cleo yeah, I think I also gotta go cleo, because raven I immediately think of like an emo angsty girl, and then hermione is that because of teen titans?

Speaker 1:

that and also just like I think of, like edgar allen poe my first thought is actually uh, when raven I think of like Edgar Allen Poe.

Speaker 3:

My first thought is actually when Raven I think of that's. So, raven, that's fair. I know you see me.

Speaker 2:

What did she have like?

Speaker 3:

No, I don't think that's right. I can't remember what the theme song.

Speaker 1:

Can you look up the theme song to that's?

Speaker 2:

So Raven really quick.

Speaker 1:

I know we're on baby names, but now you got it, I can't remember it. Yeah, see so, and then, what was?

Speaker 2:

I'm trying to. What was she had like visions, right?

Speaker 1:

yeah, that's what she would say, like I just had a vision no uh I don't, I don't know if it was like she had like a premonition yeah, well, they were basically premonitions, but she always said I just got one, it just happened. Oh man, this is a banger.

Speaker 2:

This is so 2000.

Speaker 1:

Man, I feel bad for kids nowadays. Oh yeah, I mean, we had this intro to a TV show.

Speaker 2:

Full on gas, man.

Speaker 3:

Yep, that's me see, that's just a banger yeah, I mean, you know what I always thought was weird, and I know that it's fictional I kind of like Hermione, though Hermione is pretty boss.

Speaker 1:

It is pretty boss, but I think if I had to pick one out of those three, I'd go with.

Speaker 2:

Cleo, I'm going, cleo.

Speaker 3:

Cleo. For sure, I like Cleo. I like Cleo and Raven the same, so we got.

Speaker 2:

Everest, cleo and CD Yep.

Speaker 1:

I feel like CD would have to stand for something, though.

Speaker 3:

Yeah it stands for.

Speaker 1:

I don't know Circular disc.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, circular disc, that's what I was trying to think of.

Speaker 2:

Cat dong, cat dog. Well, it's supposed to be spelled C-E-E-D.

Speaker 1:

What if she named it Chloe? Right, but then she put like a middle name that's a D.

Speaker 2:

Dawn.

Speaker 1:

And then she'd call a middle name that's a D Dawn, and then she called her CD.

Speaker 2:

But her name's Chloe, chloe, dawn Bright, cleo, cleo.

Speaker 1:

Dawn Bright. Cleo Dawn Bright.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I think we just named a child.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we just came up with it.

Speaker 2:

We just named a productive member of society, cleo Dick Bright. How about Dong Cleo, dong Bright? Let's tone it down a little.

Speaker 3:

Cleo Big Shoots Bright. Ooh, I like Cleo Big Shoots Bright Big.

Speaker 2:

Shoots Big, shoots Bright, that's it.

Speaker 3:

That's the name, yeah.

Speaker 1:

What about just Shoots? What about Shoots Bright, no.

Speaker 3:

Not happening, just shoot. What about shoot, right? No, not happening, but anyway.

Speaker 1:

So we'll have these three names uh posted on our instagram story sometimes this week for rolling deep with one p.

Speaker 3:

Rolling deep, yeah, rolling deep, pod, I think I'm pretty sure follow us on instagram, if you have one. Yeah, rowandeeppod1p 1PP. On Instagram where you can vote amongst our three names, or I guess we'll have a fourth option that just says pick three more.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, these ones suck.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, so we'll let you guys kind of get in on the action, get in on that action guys, kind of get in on the action, get in on that action, um. But yeah, we'll have it out there for you guys and let you get, uh, get involved, um. But back on the raven topic actually. So I thought it was crazy. This is what I was going to say. I know it's fictional, but, like Corey in the house was obviously Raven's dad and Raven's younger brother, they're both Kyle Massey.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

But you never saw Raven in the White House. She never came and I know it was probably because she was done with the show so they had to come up with something else. And I know it was probably because, like, she was done with like, the show Like Disney, so they had to come up with something else.

Speaker 2:

Well, at the time, I think they were recording at the same time, because both of those shows were, I think.

Speaker 3:

No, because if I just watch the intro, kyle Massey looks like a freaking dork. In the, that's so Raven. He's actually like Older, older than Corey and Nass. Oh, in the, that's so raven, and he's actually like older and older and cory now, oh, I don't know. Then that's what I'm saying. I mean it had to have been, because she was just like done with just done with disney and they had to come up with another show because obviously there's like some connections, like because her dad is like yeah a chef, and that's so raven.

Speaker 3:

And then he's like a chef for the white house, the president and cory, and it's like obviously the same person, so it like makes it seem like maybe they got a divorce because the mom isn't there and cory in the house either.

Speaker 2:

Huh yeah maybe raven went off to college. I've seen a lot of like disney shows where like connected, like that. I mean I know it's different, but it's like nickelodeon, like A lot of people think, that Crazy Steve from Drake and Josh kidnaps Megan and moves to Seattle and then iCarly happens, which I mean I don't think.

Speaker 1:

That's factual. I think that's how the writers came up with it.

Speaker 2:

With iCarly Yep.

Speaker 1:

They're like let's do something with Crazy Steve. I loved.

Speaker 2:

Crazy Steve. Crazy Steve was dope.

Speaker 1:

Now let's say you're flipping through channels, just don't know what to watch and you have to pick between Drake and Josh and iCarly.

Speaker 2:

Drake and Josh. Drake and Josh 1000%. I loved iCarly but Drake and Josh.

Speaker 1:

The theme song, I think, is like the best sitcom theme song of all time and I think the writing was just so much funnier, yeah okay wizards of waverly place, or that's a raven wizards, that's a raven, for sure I mean just the intro of that's a raven is intro of that's a raven was better, but I think I definitely watched more of wizards of waverly place as a kid.

Speaker 3:

I did, for sure I freaking hated max yeah yeah, why I could feel it stupid and I also did the other guy justin yeah, they just but and. I hated Harper, harper was a hard one. I hated Justin's friend. That would always come in and be like weird. I think his name was like Zach or something. And he'd always be like and do really sharp movements, and I was just like God, this guy's a dough ball.

Speaker 1:

I'm not going to lie, I probably watched Wizard of the Galaxy just for, uh, selena gomez, no cap her mom and dad were pretty funny in the show.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, yeah, yeah her dad would always like freak out about sandwiches and stuff yeah, I like that you're telling me you you sold that pastrami sandwich for $7 instead of $10?.

Speaker 1:

I also like the old wizard guy in the later seasons.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, he was like a Dumbledore.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, kind of a Dumbledore parody Hermione.

Speaker 3:

Hermione was never.

Speaker 1:

Hermione Granger, ron Weasley.

Speaker 2:

You know who my favorite Disney dad ever is Is Bob Duncan from Good Luck, charlie. He was goaded, he was an exterminator, but he was just so vibey.

Speaker 1:

What's that lady's actor from that lady actor? The teen one.

Speaker 2:

Bridget Mendler. God, she's hot Teen Titans. She actually quit acting and I think she's like a doctor now A nurse. She's something.

Speaker 3:

she's something crazy really freaking actor dude she's not an actor, she's probably crazy, I don't, I don't know, in a fill football she's actually the new corner for the seattle seahawks she's actually the new kicker for the fucking San Francisco 49ers. Jake Moody keeps missing left.

Speaker 2:

I heard that Bridgett Mender got drafted before Shador Sanders.

Speaker 1:

That could be on ESPN.

Speaker 3:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I seen this thing on ESPN that Shador turned down the Browns.

Speaker 3:

Oh yeah I've seen the same thing, but but then it wasn't true yeah, I think it probably wasn't true, so why was it?

Speaker 1:

on espn, espn. Why are you lying to me on tiktok that?

Speaker 3:

just was actually espn posted it on. I saw not. I've seen that too. It's on instagram. Espn posted it and said shadur basically was told the browns he was going to the cfl, because he did, he felt this, respected it yeah and then later I seen this thing from like shadur's thing that said he's so happy to be going to the cleveland browns, yeah.

Speaker 1:

And so I was like what, why you gotta confuse me like that espnPN.

Speaker 2:

I saw during, like his meetings with teams or I like read that during the interviews he would just answer FaceTime calls and like he would put his feet up on the furniture and he straight up told some teams like yeah, don't pick me, I'm not going to play for you.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, it's like holy shit. He just said like, yeah, I'm not going to go.

Speaker 1:

I mean he has a winning attitude. You know he doesn't want to play For a shitty team, but I don't think a good team would take him.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I guess there's like Reports that, like that. Honestly, it kind of sounded like Bo Callahan In the movie Draft Day. Have you ever watched Draft Day? No?

Speaker 1:

I don't think I have either.

Speaker 3:

I think Kevin Cosner's like the GM and the Browns. Actually, I gotta go fact check that. I don't know what Kevin Cosner looks like, but yeah, it is kevin cosner oh yeah, no, I've seen that yeah I, I watch it every year the day before the draft and he like yeah, and then he's a gm yeah, I heard it's a good movie and he's like telling people no, don't draft him, because blah blah and this and that other thing yeah, you should watch it. It's actually a really good movie.

Speaker 2:

I've been told that and also I think I watched it when it first came out. But I was like way too young to understand what was going on.

Speaker 2:

But I mean, I guess technically I, because I don't remember anything about it is money bowl like with brad pitt and jonah hill, oh yeah like baseball yeah like I think I tried to watch that with my dad, like when it first came out, but I was kind of like, all right, this is boring, I'm good, but I was young and didn't really know what was going on, you know what a fun fact is. What's a fun fact.

Speaker 3:

Bo Callahan, that quarterback that basically was supposed to go number one, that then everybody passed on, which is kind of the movie, because he's kind of a cock yeah yeah, um, his. His agent in the movie is diddy diddy's in it. Yeah, yeah, that's his agent in the movie. Oh, that's a long, there's another movie.

Speaker 2:

It's a jonah hill movie. Uh, I think it's called Take Him to the Greek, it's something like that, but Diddy's in that it's funny because he portrays himself, as everyone thinks of him now, just like a wild person. Diddy's a weird dude. Yeah, diddy's something.

Speaker 1:

I mean, he's a Diddy Diddler, you know.

Speaker 2:

I guess yeah.

Speaker 3:

Terry Crews is also in that movie In.

Speaker 2:

Draft Day. Yeah, I do like Terry Crews. Actually I fuck with Terry Crews. Mad heavy White Chicks, brooklyn Nine-Nine Dude. Where's Terry Crews from heavy White Chicks?

Speaker 3:

Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Where's Terry Crews from? Who did he play for?

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, I think he played like tight end somewhere.

Speaker 3:

Didn't he play for, like the Giants?

Speaker 2:

I'm not sure he did play football for like a split second.

Speaker 1:

Terry Crews. Yeah, you know who Terry Crews is. Yes, Like a split second.

Speaker 2:

Terry Cruz. Yeah, you know who Terry Cruz is.

Speaker 3:

Yes, Cheeseburger Eddie yeah that as well.

Speaker 2:

Man, terry Cruz was dope dude. I loved me some Terry Cruz. Who's that?

Speaker 3:

Oh, played for the Los Angeles Rams.

Speaker 1:

Oh nice the Rams.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, defensive end and linebacker for six seasons, primarily in the 1990s, where he was drafted 11th round by the Los Angeles Rams in 91. He also played for the Green Bay Packers, San Diego Chargers, Washington Redskins and then the NFL Europe League.

Speaker 1:

You mean Washington, Washington?

Speaker 2:

The Commanders. Why did I think he was a tight end?

Speaker 1:

Here's another question for you guys. Isn't there four quarterbacks for the Browns right now?

Speaker 2:

I think there's five.

Speaker 1:

Five, five. Whose do you think's starting?

Speaker 3:

Deshaun if he's healthy, but if not, I bet you they start.

Speaker 2:

I was thinking Flacco.

Speaker 3:

Maybe Flacco. I mean not saying that he's not good anymore, but at some point he's going to slip hard. Yeah, so it's either going to be Flacco or Kenny Pickett. No way they start.

Speaker 1:

Gabriel or Shabazz yeah Sanders.

Speaker 3:

I don't even know why they picked Gabriel. Gabriel, I mean not shitting on him, he's just really undersized. I think Gabriel has the same build and or ask that like Taysom Hill has, if they wanted to use them like that.

Speaker 1:

Well, I think Gabriel's biggest thing is like if you watch some of those Oregon games, it's like he sat in the pocket way too long. He didn't think fast on his feet and I think in the NFL you've got to think fast on your feet. But, I think honestly it was kind of a power play by them to pick Gabriel and then get Shadur.

Speaker 2:

Because one of the rookies is bound to turn out okay, maybe.

Speaker 1:

Well, no, it's because it's like they got Gabriel first and then Shadur. So it's like you know what I mean. Like you have someone who's like super cocky and acts like they're the shit, and then they get picked like way down the list and then there's someone who's like a pretty good athlete and tries really hard and I think is a good quarterback. Yeah, but it's like you know, it's not about your, how you present yourself, it's about how people perceive you, you know.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, no, I think Dan Patrick was talking about it To where, like you know how some people talk about like SEC teams, like competing in the NFL. Yeah, or like you know, like the what 2019 LSU team could have beat fucking the Carolina Panthers and it's like no.

Speaker 1:

Not a chance.

Speaker 3:

It's like they really couldn't.

Speaker 1:

You're talking the best athletes that have been drafted and like they go through college level, they have to be better than almost every other athlete to get to the NFL. You know what I mean? Oh yeah, and then Dan.

Speaker 3:

Patrick was talking about it, where he said every other athlete to get to the nfl you know what I mean. Oh yeah, and then dan patrick was talking about it, that where he said because he's like dude, I remember the first nfl game I ever like stood on the sidelines and he's like and I've never been to an nfl game, so I've never even I couldn't attest to if you can notice this from like anywhere in the stadium. But dan patrick was saying like on the sidelines versus like in the booth. He said it's crazy. He said those guys are moving so goddamn fast like, and hitting so freaking hard like. It's just like night and day difference from college on how fast everything moves. Like those guys are cooking across the field Like everything's full speed and all of them are like the fastest. Like all of them could compete in like a 40 against anybody in college, right? Like they're all that quick Like you're talking. Maybe there's three guys in college football that can run faster than you know, I mean 75%.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. So I guess what I'm saying is I bet you there's three guys in college that still can run faster than the majority of the nfl.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, everybody else is getting cooked by like 90 of the nfl still well, I mean you look at those plays where it's like the guy snaps the ball and then two seconds later he throws like a 50 yard bomb and the guy's like there and you're like he literally just got the ball three seconds ago yeah you know I mean like you can you run 40 yards in three seconds?

Speaker 3:

yeah, I mean, I don't think anybody can but no, but it's a point yeah like it was like three seconds plus getting the ball out, the ball's trout, let's like okay, now he's there yeah, it's like, but it's like five, six seconds Timing and speed 40 yards down the field.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3:

Those guys are quick.

Speaker 3:

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Speaker 1:

Well, I heard a little bit on the tick tock, but but it's like everywhere, charles like yeah, I mean, I guess, but like, is it really that big of like a issue? We all know the answer, do we? Yeah, one, one gorilla beats it Smoked. No, I'm not smoked. Have you met a gorilla?

Speaker 2:

Have you, yeah, At the zoo. I mean yeah me too.

Speaker 1:

Pretty wild thing to look at. Imagine them big ass fangs biting into you.

Speaker 2:

Not a chance. I don't think they're gonna punch you.

Speaker 1:

They'll bite punch throw, They'll grab you by your cock and twist it, Dick twist.

Speaker 3:

Dude, we're out of.

Speaker 2:

UFC fight man.

Speaker 3:

Alright, UFC. What's your take on it?

Speaker 2:

So I've seen a lot of people are making lists and are doing drafts about who they all would recruit in this fight. And the other night I couldn't go to bed right away, so I was like laying in bed and I just thought who would I have? So I just started making a list and I actually it took me two days, but I wrote down a hundred people I would have. It took me two days, but I wrote down 100 people I would have. So I thought it would be fun to tell you and Easton, my first five. Okay, can I tell you my first five after this? Yes, sure, so number one, I'm going. Prime Ray Lewis. I think that's self-explanatory. I don't think I need to explain that. Prime.

Speaker 1:

Ray Lewis. I think Ray Lewis might win just one. Win, just one on one. So now you're switching well, I mean you'd say it was ray lewis? Yeah, I thought it was just 100 random dudes you know, the number two is uh, trent williams.

Speaker 2:

I know you still like that big, big 49ers fan over there. Yeah trent williams dude him in motion is crazy.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, just just have him set up and do a tackle pole to the left yeah get that man out in space and then I got chuck norris at number 3, solid pick, and then number 4, I got Bruce Lee rest in peace. Bruce Lee might take him by himself too and, mind you, all these people are real people, but some of them may be deceased. And then number 5, just for the vibes, I'm not, and this is in no particular order, by the way, but five. I got Shane Gillis.

Speaker 1:

Ooh, I like it.

Speaker 2:

I like it, just so he does that thing, like if he witnesses like I don't know Trent Williams get his arm ripped off.

Speaker 1:

He just goes like his little, yeah, his little like hands up, like for the listeners.

Speaker 2:

You know, if you know Shane Gillis, he kind of does that arms raise. I don't know.

Speaker 1:

I don't think a gorilla would fight Shane. I think he'd look at him and be like I can't.

Speaker 3:

I'd try to get it distracted, get it back to its habitat. I'd shit in my hand and throw it at it and just see if he started throwing shit and then attack.

Speaker 2:

You would try to befriend him. Yeah, I'd shit in my hand and throw it at it and just see if he started throwing shit and then attack, you would try to befriend him.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, like I'd throw a glob of poo at his head.

Speaker 1:

I think my five would be Patty the Batty Okay, connor McGregor. All right, probably Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Speaker 2:

He's also on my list.

Speaker 1:

And that's three. Chris Pratt. What's Chris Pratt going to do? I don't know. I'm thinking Chris Pratt when he was for what's that one? The Parks and Rec, chris Pratt, like the little'm thinking Chris Pratt when he was for what's that one? The Parks and Rec, chris Pratt, like the little pudgy, chris Pratt especially that what's that Chris Pratt gonna do, and Zooey Deschanel, you just want to meet her.

Speaker 2:

You don't think she's gonna do anything that gorilla would have a good time oh my god, what about you? What's your top five? Like off the top of your head? Five people to help you fight against a gorilla.

Speaker 3:

Like bush apple okay solid pick.

Speaker 1:

Solid pick, I mean you put enough of those in the might be able to fight a gorilla a pound of fentanyl wow, I just feed it to the gorilla he seems like anesthesia. He's putting fettian bananas.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, lacing a big banana with fentanyl and just tossing her to the banana.

Speaker 1:

My god toss her to the banana.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, just tossing her to the tossing it I definitely would do something like that though you got to play some mind games here yeah, like I, like you know, I'm not gonna win necessarily with 100 people, so I'm gonna take like 50 people and the other 50 like super fucking hardcore drugs to try to overdose the gorilla. Yeah, because everybody, I mean, I've never heard this one well, do the people have weapons or just hand-to-hand? Well, as I'm saying is everybody said no weapons but, is drugs really a weapon I guess not.

Speaker 2:

It's a weapon against society.

Speaker 3:

It is, but not the gorilla.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, can you imagine?

Speaker 3:

You imagine I'm just like trying to terrorize everybody. I just bring cocaine and toss it to the gorilla Cocaine gorilla.

Speaker 2:

That, arguably, would make the situation so much more worse.

Speaker 3:

Oh yeah, no, you know what is that? Cocaine shark or cocaine bear oh yeah, cocaine bear.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, I've seen that movie twice.

Speaker 1:

I'm not proud of it, my thing with the hundred people. It has to be people who know how to grapple, in my opinion, like know how to like to choke out the gorilla, because you ain't gonna beat it in strength.

Speaker 3:

I said I said you would have to go for the same things if you were like defenseless against like a human. Like you'd have to go for the same things if you were like defenseless against like a human. Like you'd have to try to get rid of his eyes somehow. Like you would have to try to get Disorient them. Yeah, like you'd try to have to take away his senses, even it out, and then hopefully you still have enough people to like, compete and I'm with you on that.

Speaker 2:

But my fear is you take out his eyes, then you have a blind gorilla like swinging, like just crazy. I mean maybe not. Maybe he'll kind of like be like what the hell? Like why can't I see? And like be disoriented.

Speaker 1:

That's why I thought go for the balls, like I don't even think you're gonna be able to blind the gorilla with no weapons. See, see, that's just like your hands. Oh yeah, look at his fingers. Finger here. You're not going to get close. I don't think you're going to get close enough to finger A hundred people.

Speaker 2:

Someone's bound to get a finger. A hundred people. A hundred people coming at a gorilla At the same time.

Speaker 1:

The gorilla can move, it can run yeah it's just gonna run through people. I don't know I I also need a place too.

Speaker 3:

Are we fighting the gorilla in?

Speaker 2:

jungle. I'm thinking like an open field I'm thinking jungle that's kind of what I think too.

Speaker 3:

But like I was talking at work the other day, like you have to say, okay, you don't have any weapons when you start, but humans wouldn't fight a gorilla without a weapon no, they'd make a weapon, that's what I'm saying. So you would have to like. Like, say, there was a hundred people in my shop and then there was just all of a sudden a gorilla. Well, everybody's automatically gonna like grab something out of my shop. So we didn't have weapons.

Speaker 1:

You can't bring weapons to the fight, but I mean, you can make them, yeah, well honestly, that's my human versus almost like any predator is going to lose without weapons yeah, and humans know that, that's why?

Speaker 3:

that's what I'm saying is so like all of a sudden you have a hundred people in a field and then here's a gorilla gorilla's coming at them. Everybody's gonna grab something to kick the gorilla's ass. You can't just like something.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, because that's that instinct is to survive. It's not like. Our instinct isn't. How can we play fair in this situation?

Speaker 1:

yeah, it's like you hear a noise in your house. You don't just go down there fucking, bare fisting it, do you? You grab a knife or a gun or a bat or a broom or a lamp.

Speaker 2:

You grab something.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, and that's what I'm saying. It's like the one thing. The gorilla covers humans in every single category Strength speed.

Speaker 1:

Except for smarts, yeah, yeah, well, that's like animals in general and that's why people are like the the top is because of our brain power.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So, yeah, the gorilla should win one-on-one, but are people really just not gonna use a weapon like, yeah, you're not. You like, I think the whole weapon thing.

Speaker 1:

It's like you can't bring a gun to the fight unless you're fighting in the desert, but then you still throw.

Speaker 3:

I throw sand, yeah, like you try to do something to like blind, blind like you. I just humans like. When people just say like no, no weapons.

Speaker 1:

You just think that it's just like fist to fist combat and I don't think, I don't think humans could be like 100 humans could be. Oh, no well because you're gonna have, you're gonna have, like it's not gonna be, all 100 humans and that's like I think that everyone's like well, if you have all 100 humans going out this girl at the same time, I was like imagine 20 people around a gorilla trying to fight a gorilla I mean it's gonna like get really, you're gonna actually hit people, like it's gonna be it really like and it's kind of like the same concept of like, say, there was like a fucking 4,000 pound wood stove that 50 people were trying to pick up.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, it's like, okay, yeah, 50, you have enough manpower there, but 50 people can't get their hands on the stove to actually like use that manpower efficiently enough to pick up the stove.

Speaker 1:

Yes, you'd have to use tools and make things. Yeah, you know, expand the load or whatever. Yeah, like.

Speaker 3:

You have a hundred people there, but a hundred people aren't gonna all be able to be fighting the gorilla at once, which then allows the gorilla to win yeah, that's.

Speaker 1:

That's where my thing is like, because then you're going like you're kind of doing waves of people to try and take this girl out and like hand-on-hand combat and I don't think like I mean, the grill is like beating on someone. Right, someone gets on its bag. I guess you could like choke it. The only thing I could think about is like you get someone who could choke a girl out, might get on its back and choke it out yeah, I think, I think this.

Speaker 3:

You know what? What other things that there's a hundred of do you think couldn't be the gorilla? Uh, animal wise, yeah, like, do you think a hundred bull elk could be the gorilla? Yeah you think so?

Speaker 1:

I think it just probably ran the gorilla over so much that I mean I don't know if they even mess with a gorilla. They'd probably see it and just sprint away.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, but like what if you could somehow like coordinate that?

Speaker 1:

But if they were smart enough to attack a gorilla, yeah, I think they'd win?

Speaker 3:

What about, like a hundred mice?

Speaker 1:

Not a well, that's hard because they're smaller. Yeah, that's insane small targets yeah, hundred mice.

Speaker 3:

You think if they all, like, were focused on attacking the gorilla, would they well?

Speaker 1:

because then it's like trying to get like 40 people to pick up a car. It's a lot easier than 40 people to pick up a shelf yeah you know, but you can probably get a hundred mice on a gorilla.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, easy, and then the gorilla would have to like slow down, like literally pick them off and squish them instead of just like, yeah, mice might be the gorilla it's size man yeah, it is it's size, because I mean and like one mouse.

Speaker 3:

One mouse could be the gorilla if the gorilla never found it, and I feel like that's kind of like the same concept like humans, like there's a pile of ants. It's like, yeah, you'll kill like most of the ants, but if, if you could just say like one ant could kill you, there's gonna be one ant like still on you that you just like don't know about well, it's like a I mean think about like a black widow spider.

Speaker 1:

It's like smaller shit compared to us, but I mean we get people get bit by it and just yeah, what about, uh?

Speaker 3:

what about snakes? Snake what do you think is beating a snake?

Speaker 1:

What's that thing that's made to beat the snake? It's like a rodent of some sort, what's it called? But they're like fight snakes. Oh, I don't know. Look up the rodent A rodent that fights snakes, because I have it in my head and I just can't remember. I think it's like native to Australia or something. But what could beat snakes? Like one snake, or a hundred snakes? Like how many snakes are we talking?

Speaker 3:

One snake Kind of like. Flip the script, but not a hundred gorillas, but like.

Speaker 1:

No, but like one snake. I think a person could be one snake, but if you're talking hand to hand, I don't know. Yeah, because I mean there's people that grab the snake by the head too, like this banger is it like a mongoose or something?

Speaker 3:

oh yeah, I do think it's a mongoose probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they fight snakes.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, I do think it's a mongoose probably.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, mongoose yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, they fight snakes, yeah, give me 100 mongooses and yeah, dude. But I mean like, I think that like apex predators, any of those, it's like you put any 100 people unarmed against any apex predator, it's not going to win. Lion, tiger, cougars, bears.

Speaker 3:

So here's my question Wolves, let's flip the script with weapons 100 gorillas versus one man with a whole artillery of weapons. Like a whole artillery, like grenades, traps, landmines, claymores, all that I would say he would be limited to weapons that could only kill one at a time, I guess. But he'd say like, theoretically he couldn't run out of ammo, like stuff like that, couldn't run out of ammo, like stuff like that.

Speaker 1:

Couldn't run out of ammo. Hunter Gorillas. Are they starting like?

Speaker 3:

But you can't just like throw a grenade and take it. What's?

Speaker 1:

their starting distance? Do they got distance between them like a mile? Let's say 50 yards, 50 yards and you'd probably give him like an automatic weapon, I'm assuming.

Speaker 3:

Semi-auto, semi auto Legals still.

Speaker 1:

Semi-auto, 100 gorillas 50 yards away. I don't think he's doing it. I mean, imagine 100 human-sized things running at you. There's no way you're shooting that. I mean, you could shoot every single one of them, but there's no way you're getting a. Like a, you're gone blow into every single one, unless I mean, I don't know how trained is this guy, is it a random guy with like a ar? I mean?

Speaker 3:

somebody that's shot before, but not like I don't know. I wouldn't say that he's like the most sealed guy in the world, but he's like shot I would an average, I would say he knows how to work the gun.

Speaker 1:

I wouldn't say that like it's just Average Joe the gun. Yeah, I don't think he's taking them.

Speaker 3:

But like you're talking about, like a whole artillery though, Like grenades. Sure, let's throw grenades into it, let's throw three grenades in there, all right. So let's say he has an AR, he's got three grenades to his disposal and a four artillery ar max ammo can't run out three grenades he might win like, use the grenades to keep him back yeah, use their names to keep him back.

Speaker 1:

I could see that. But 50, that's pretty close.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it is pretty close Now, if you said 200 yards, I'd have him all the way. I mean that's a lot of distance. But also you're thinking of 100 things coming at you. I mean who has a mindset to go? Okay, that one's getting close, that one's getting close, that one's getting close, you're talking 100 things. I don't think he's doing it. I don't think with a full artillery, maybe if you gave him like a tank or something, I don't think he's doing it what about one man?

Speaker 3:

30 bush lights, a full artillery he's doing it.

Speaker 1:

I mean you. I mean at that point, you're fearless, you know you.

Speaker 3:

You take the fear out of it it's like, yeah, one man, a fifth of pendleton full artillery.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, the gorillas are gone, sorry yeah, I mean he's gonna to have two ARs in both hands.

Speaker 3:

In a pack of smokes, in a pack of smokes.

Speaker 1:

He's going to have two cigs out of his mouth, two ARs, probably cigars.

Speaker 3:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, two cigars, two ARs, and he's just going to be blasting them away. Once those are out, he's throwing grenades. They're gone Now. Yeah, that's's here's a real question. One guy, full artillery, right, like you were saying, but a hundred elephants?

Speaker 3:

that's tough man.

Speaker 1:

Just one stomp and you'd be dead well, I mean yeah, and plus they got, they have a lot more like umph to themph to them, you know yeah.

Speaker 3:

Elephants are actually pretty fast.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, they are. They're faster than humans, aren't they? Yeah?

Speaker 3:

they are.

Speaker 2:

What's the?

Speaker 1:

max speed of an elephant. I know you're just looking something up, but I want to know the max speed. I think it's like, isn't it like 30 miles or 20 miles? Maybe it's 10. I don't know, I can't remember. I feel like I've looked it up before 25 miles an hour 25? What's the max speed of a human?

Speaker 3:

Not 25 miles an hour, but I mean, there's some humans that have 25 miles an hour. That's like a school zone 28 miles an hour. So we can go 3 miles an hour faster though yeah, but most people can't, but also probably most elephants can't either well, yeah, well, that was like that.

Speaker 1:

That's like the whole thing where humans like, uh, where they succeeded was they could do long distance running yeah like isn't that like the whole thing is like in the past they could because they could do long distance running. Yeah, like isn't that like the whole thing is like in the past they could because they could follow an animal for so long.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, yeah, they could stay keeping up For a longer period of time.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, for a longer period of time.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, so here's the other thing too, which this one's kind of bounced around my TikTok feed. Do you think an?

Speaker 1:

average human could gain one yard in the NFL. A single yard, yeah Well. Does he have other NFL players on his team?

Speaker 3:

Yeah, like he's in an NFL game.

Speaker 1:

In an NFL game. He's a running back, yeah.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, he can get a yard.

Speaker 1:

a yard, oh man, I don't think so well because, well, I mean, who's your line, who's the line that he's on, you know? Yeah, I mean, if you have NFL linemen, that can create enough of a hole. I don't know, charles, you could probably get a yard now if it was like. I don't know, charles, you could probably get a yard Now if it was like you put any NFL player right in front of any average person. They ain't getting nowhere, they're going to get pushed back. But I think if you put your running back average, running back average speed, whatever, and you have an nfl line in front of you, I think you stick behind the biggest guy and you can get it hard so here's another nfl question for you.

Speaker 3:

Do you think the average human, if they were a wide receiver, could get open? In the nfl not a chance not, not a single chance like, even if you ran the specific like play nope, no you don't think that they could I think if they even get open, they're not going to catch it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, you're talking get open and complete the catch.

Speaker 1:

And complete the catch. No.

Speaker 3:

No.

Speaker 1:

Because they're going to get open and then the quarterback's going to throw it to them and then some NFL guy who's about 6'7 and 300 pounds is just going to come clobber you.

Speaker 3:

Okay. Do you think the average person could complete a pass in the NFL?

Speaker 1:

You're throwing to an NFL athlete. Yeah, throwing to.

Speaker 3:

You're the quarterback.

Speaker 1:

How many plays do you get?

Speaker 3:

One.

Speaker 1:

You get one play.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, like you're sitting in shotgun, you get one play. Yeah, like you're sitting in shotgun, you get one play, not a chance. Yeah, like, do you think the average, the average?

Speaker 1:

well, we'll say, we'll say no, no, I think they could say four downs, four downs, yeah, you can get. I think an average person could get one completion. I'm not saying they'd gain yardage.

Speaker 3:

I'll say the like Like a swing pass to the running back or something. Is that what you're talking about?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, something where it's like running back rolls out right and you just hit him. You know A screen play. Maybe that's kind of hard to do.

Speaker 3:

Do you think that any average person could play any defensive position in the nfl? No, they'd get cooked, absolutely cooked. See, that's I was trying to come up with like a defensive idea, but it's like no average person's covering a wide receiver. No average person's playing safety. No average person's dominating an offensive like no average person's playing safety. No average person's dominating an offensive line like no average person's playing mike back.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, like, like, no, you're just gonna get stiff arm the entire time. You're gonna get cooked man.

Speaker 3:

You're gonna go in for the tackle and just be stiff arm right to the face mask every time all right, here's well I guess a theoretical for you would be this is the closest one I can come up with is if you were playing Mike Linebacker and had four downs to stop Derrick Henry from getting 10, are you doing it?

Speaker 1:

If I was Mike Linebacker?

Speaker 3:

Yeah. Derrick Henry, yeah Four down territory to get the first but do I have the whole team with me? Well, yeah, but you have to initially make the tackle I have and you know exactly where he's running I, so I know his tail, I know where he's running yeah I know what hole he's running in.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and I have to make the tackle four times in a row I ain't making that tackle four times in a row are you making the tackle once one out of four.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I'll give myself that see I don't even think that I don't.

Speaker 1:

I don't know I don't know if I could, but like I would say that it's not impossible. Yeah, you know, if I just wrap him up, good enough, like come in hot. I'm saying like full-on, commit, kamikaze, full lunge, and I aim just correctly enough at his hips, I think it'll be okay if I come in like high or just trying to like stop him. He's just gonna run right past me and stand for me and call me names and make me feel bad about myself. But I think that one of four, I think I could probably get a kamikaze dart full-on head right to the sternum. Try and yeah, just try and wrap them up. I don't, I don't even know if I'd do that. I don't think I could do that. But give me one, one out of 50 tries. I think I got them. Oh, dang 50. Yeah, I just don't even think I'm doing in 50. You don't think you're gonna do that in 50?

Speaker 3:

Oh, dang 50?. Yeah, I just don't even think I'm doing it in 50.

Speaker 1:

You don't think you're going to do that in 50? You're a big-ass dude, yeah, but not that big man. I think you could wrap him up in one out of 50. You give him 50 runs on you. You don't think you can get him once when he's coming through the hole and you pick the same hole, you don't think you can wrap him up. Just stop him. Just stop him once.

Speaker 3:

Dude, that would hurt.

Speaker 1:

It would hurt.

Speaker 3:

So bad that would hurt, so bad, fuck Maybe.

Speaker 1:

I think you could. I think one out of 50, I don't know. Now we gotta try this. Derrick henry hit us up at rolling deep with one p we're gonna try and tackle you. Yeah, come fucking more yeah, I think I could do it one out of four times.

Speaker 3:

Come on, yeah we're going to line you up against Chuck first. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1:

I'll get my four or five temps in, and hopefully I get you once, and if I don't, probably won't. And then we'll give you some 50 tries 50? No man Dude, you'd be hurt. I don't want 50 I don't know I've watched those videos of him stiff arming people yeah, dude, have you ever watched a? Video of him lifting weights. Yeah, he's just, he's an animal.

Speaker 1:

Oh dude I don't know, I watched this one where he like stiff armed uh, he's an animal. Oh dude, I don't know. I watched this one where he like stiff-armed he was from like the Falcons, oh yeah, and he stiff-armed this guy so hard and I was just like that had to have hurt. It's like he got punched just directly in the face with an open palm. I'm like God that would be terrible.

Speaker 1:

I don't know, dude, why does ellis drink twisted tea? I don't know. It's kind of hard. Uh, twisted tea makes me pee and twisted tea makes me shit. Really. I just get like when I drink twee, it's like after two I feel like I gotta pee. After three, I gotta pee. Then after, it's like every half a twee.

Speaker 3:

After that I'm peeing I just don't understand how a guy can stay so consistent. I'm a pretty consistent dude, I'll. I'll just drink water if it's not twisted tea, yeah I'll drink.

Speaker 1:

Um, I like to switch things up. I've been uh off the beer lately. I've been drinking Trulies and Claws.

Speaker 3:

Good.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I do like beer, though, Coors Light Bush, you know.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, you like the Bush.

Speaker 1:

You know the average ones Keystone, all the Keystone.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, the old kale smoothie.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, a little PBR, perhaps blue ribbon.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, have you ever had a beer and a spear?

Speaker 1:

Oh, what's a beer and a spear?

Speaker 3:

Take a beer, pour it into a shaker glass, dump a little pickle juice in there, drop a pickle spear in it.

Speaker 1:

Really.

Speaker 3:

It'll change your life.

Speaker 1:

Beer and a spear. I'm going to have to try it. I love pickle juice, yeah me too so that I'll have to try that. But I like, I like trying new things all the time new foods, new drinks, new whatever. Yeah, beer in a spear is the shit. That's one of my favorite parts about sitting at the bar. For me, honestly, is like someone will order something and I'll be like what is in that and like flames coming off it yeah I'm like give me one of those.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, let me, let me take it.

Speaker 1:

Let me take it a wheel yeah, let me take a wheel of that, well. Well, this was a pretty successful rolling deep. Alex had to leave a little early, though.

Speaker 3:

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Speaker 1:

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Speaker 3:

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Speaker 1:

One P? I don't know, I just love the one.

Speaker 2:

P.

Speaker 1:

It just makes me fall.

Speaker 3:

Actually I like this song.

Speaker 2:

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

Speaker 1:

He's going to hurt so many ears In the morning.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I'm so sorry, guys.

Speaker 1:

Yeah sorry about that. It's a banger of a song though.

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