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Ep. 10: We Went To The McDMV!
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Ever wonder what happens when you add "Mc" to everything you order at McDonald's? On this episode, we discover that not only will you send your friends into hysterics, but you might just get your meal paid for by a laughing stranger in the car ahead of you.
Morning Casino and McDonald's Adventures
Speaker 1I started drinking at 6 am and we're here now. I don't know what time it is, but I'm rolling deep.
Speaker 2Mick, welcome back to the Rolling Deep Pod.
Speaker 3Mick welcome Mick. Thank you for listening, mick. Let's start the rolling deep pod. Mick welcome mick. Thank you for listening, mick.
Speaker 4Let's start the rolling mick. The mick, the mick roll, the mick roll.
Speaker 2Six wow, I'll be really hammered when I go to dinner with my gram. Well, I mean, happy mother's saturday to gram thing. You're not driving happy mcmothers day mcmothers day six banger, I'm not taking that it is, it's on the okay, but it was gonna roll six if it didn't land on the court I do, I factually know that you don't know that.
Speaker 4Two Plus six, see Rolled twice.
Speaker 1That works.
Speaker 4No, it was a false roll. We did a re-roll when Alex landed on the ground.
Speaker 3You're going to tell me that we don't have a re-roll when the cord stops. My dice Nope. Whatever Rope to Alex Four.
Speaker 1Four.
Speaker 3Seven. Well, you know, chuck is captain.
Speaker 4Yeah, somewhat Wow.
Speaker 3Six banger Our next guess we should get a fake dice that I'll just have six.
Speaker 4Yeah, six, six Six Plus Six. Yeah, six, six, six Plus Six. Yeah, yeah. But anyway.
Speaker 2Yeah, so that was a Mick dice roll today.
Speaker 4Mick, thanks.
Speaker 3Mick, you're welcome. I'm having a Mick twisted tea.
Speaker 4I'm having a Mick Voodoo Ranger Juice Force Mick IPA, and it's mckay's yeah.
Speaker 2So you want to know why we're saying the mix. Well, we were went to the casino last night. We'll probably go a little more depth into that later but uh, this was after the casino post casino mcdonald's run, and uh, I think that's just always the best place to start out on your post. Uh, casino run is either mcdonald's or, if you win big somewhere, nice yeah, but uh, as you can tell, we didn't win big.
Speaker 4So, uh, we went to mcdonald's and uh, I asked for a mc roasted coffee and then I just mc roasted mc coffee and uh, I was ordering, I drove and uh, to be completely honest, I had no clue what was going on. I don't think it was like a necessarily a joke from chuck at the time. He was just kind of saying it wasn't like he was trying to get us all to laugh and I didn't catch on to it and just ordered it to the lady as a mick roasted mick coffee with three mick sugar back, yeah, and then she asked cream or sugar.
Speaker 4I looked at chuck, he said yes, and I said which one? And he said sugar and I said how many? And he said sugar and I said how many and he said Mc3. So then I just turned and told her Mc3. And then everybody started dying in the truck. So then preceded the rest of our order. Just had like seven Mcs in what we were ordering, like we were like can we get the McCrispy McStrips?
Speaker 3Yeah, the McSpicy McChicken. Yeah, yeah, the mc unsweetened tea, or whatever yeah, the mc half cut I liked when you said mc, that'll, that'll, mc, that'll be it.
Speaker 2But you said that'll, that'll be mc it. Yeah, yeah, I said that'll be mc kid.
Speaker 4And then um turns out, I mean we didn't really know this, but uh, we got up there to the pay station there and I whipped out my card and she said, hey, the guy in front of you, um, thought that you guys were just hilarious. He wanted me to tell you guys that. And we were like, oh shit, like he was. He heard us and we were, and she was like, oh yeah, he said that he was like crying, laughing in his truck and I was like, oh okay, and then we'd go hand her my card. And she was like, no, he paid for you because he thought you were so funny that was a mick win yeah, and then we just kept yelling at this guy until he got his food.
Speaker 4We just kept yelling to mick yeah, mick, thank you micktisms.
The McRoasted Coffee Order Saga
Speaker 3Yeah, adam out the window but then it just continued on the whole way home yeah other than just mcdonald food, food items yeah well, throwing up mick hearts yeah it was a pretty successful mick trip lots of mick love, oh, but also, uh, I do have beef with our local local casino a little bit. They got rid of my favorite slot game, wicked wheel I'm really upset the wicked wheel. Shout out wicked wheel fuck weird wheel.
Speaker 2I have a question for you guys. So do I buy an Amazon couch?
Speaker 4I say you buy an Amazon house.
Speaker 2Whoa Amazon house. I don't even think they have those on Amazon?
Speaker 4Yeah, they do.
Speaker 2They have houses. Yeah, I'll pull it up for you. Alright, pull it up for me. Or do I go to a furniture store and buy a couch?
Speaker 4Probably a furniture store.
Speaker 2But I feel like the Amazon.
Speaker 4Have you ever sat on an Amazon couch?
Speaker 2No, no, but I feel like it'd be a nice couch. But who knows what in the world?
Speaker 4You can buy a house on amazon. Yeah, what? How much is that option? One or one option from ten thousand dollars?
Speaker 2ten thousand, yeah. What in the world, yeah, ten grand buys you a house these days, guys yeah, look at two-story is it just like the kit? Like no dude, like do you have to pay someone to put it together?
Speaker 4that they have a crane on-site install wow, how much is that one uh 30 000 oh, that makes more sense.
Speaker 2I I could dig with that. That makes more sense.
Speaker 4Yeah, usually ships within six to seven days. What in?
Speaker 2the world. They put that thing on a boat stat like they're like all right, put. They put on a speedboat from china and just fucking hammer down. Yeah, it's pretty sick. They go. Holy shit, we just got a purchase. Guys Get that on that speedboat. Stat.
Speaker 3Yeah, they don't want any one-star reviews yeah.
Speaker 2They're like someone get a crane over there. We're gonna build this house. That's crazy.
Speaker 4Yeah, look at this Houses to live in.
Speaker 2That's wild. Four bedroom, two bathroom no way, no shot, dude. I man, I made. I made some failures in life. Yeah, dude, I should have bought an amazon mansion and then this amazon mcmansion an amazon m McMansion. Well, the thing is think about this how much is that one Like that one's? Two floors, four bedrooms, how much is it?
Speaker 4Let's see I've got to freaking. Quit trying to see my room here 33.
Speaker 2So think about this you could buy three of those for a decent price, and then you could have an Amazon.
Speaker 4McMansion. You could buy three of them for under $100,000.
Speaker 2Yeah, and then you just have yourself a little property and put them all together, you know, and then you have yourself a little. This is my McMansion, yeah, my Amazon McMansion.
Speaker 4Yeah, two, three, four bedroom. That's, that's wild.
Speaker 2Yeah, you didn't know that it's time to throw that on the prop. There he hammer down. I want to see how it looks. Here's a boathouse oh wow you can get a boathouse that's wild yeah fuck, amazon is selling everything these days. Josh, can you get animals off Amazon?
Speaker 4Yeah, I think so. Can I buy like a giraffe?
Speaker 1It's like chips in three days.
Speaker 2Let's see Animals, live animals. Giraffe Maybe not?
Speaker 4a giraffe. They probably can't get that. Oh yeah, look there, it is 26 bucks no, that's a fake giraffe let's say animals eaten by a highland cow oh, little plushy guy yeah eaten by a milk cow, by a new jersey or jersey mike now can you buy a quarter of a cow on there. Yeah I bet you, I bet you they'd cut and wrap your buck if you killed it too yeah yeah, cut and wrap yeah, they go two to three days.
Speaker 4Dude. Amazon does everything. Amazon. Like when we were learning about what a monopoly is in school they are a monopoly, yeah for sure. Like they're starting to get into that category, like there's nothing that they don't sell and there's nothing that they don't sell or do that's cheaper than anybody else that can sell or do it.
Speaker 2I just can't wait till amazon buys disney why is it?
Speaker 4jeff bezos can say he's the new mickey mouse.
Speaker 2Yeah, jeffy b talk about millionaires. What was that thing you said to me yesterday about uh elon?
Speaker 4oh yeah, elon musk, if he spent I can't remember if it was $100 million or just $1 million, I think it was just $1 million If Elon Musk spent $1 million a day he wouldn't go broke for like I think it was like 1,153 years.
Speaker 2Well, that's crazy. If he spent $ million dollars a day, imagine spending a million dollars a day my life would be. I don't think I could do that.
Speaker 4I think I'd just go to the casino.
Speaker 2Yeah, just roll in there every day.
Speaker 4Dude, if I was a billionaire, that's what I would do. I would go to a casino and just try to make the biggest, most godly bets I could and just try to fucking bankrupt the casino. Could you imagine being a billionaire? Go to a casino right and you've just like won so much that they owe you the casino. Yeah, like such like a high amount. The casino literally just all of a sudden closes its doors because they're like, yeah, we have no money, we keep paying this guy out.
Speaker 2Well, it's like, have you seen that guy that bets on the Mets or whatever? I think it's the Mets, but he does, like $2 million, bets a game, oh Jesus, yeah. And then one of the games it was like $77 dollars on the game.
Speaker 2Yeah, and they won by one run that'd be the biggest sweat of my, I mean, yeah, I mean imagine winning 77 million, and it was like in the night at the bottom of the ninth or top of the ninth or whatever. It was the last. What which one's the last one? The top, bottom?
Speaker 4depends on where they're playing, but yeah, I think it was the bottom.
Speaker 2It was like like the last play they were hitting last and they won over one run. They won by one run and it was. He just was like they, everyone around him like lost their mind.
Amazon Houses and Billionaire Spending
Speaker 4But it was like 77 million dollars and you almost lose it yeah, my, my closest story to that ever is I bet 43 million no, I'm joking the Mariners local MLB baseball team here. They were down by like four runs in, I think, the bottom of the eighth, which means they weren't playing at home, so they only had one more at bat and, uh, I think their odds were like plus, like 6,000 or something. I bet like five bucks on it. I can't remember what I bet on it, but I mean something. I just took their money line and the payout on it was like I can't remember, it was like over a thousand bucks, I remember, for like five bucks or 10 bucks or whatever. I threw on it Um, um, and they tied it up in the ninth and went to like the 13th inning and lost. Oh god, literally they like tied it up and it was like tied for so long and then it got to the point where they started like automatically starting with a runner on second and I was just like okay, okay they got.
Speaker 4It's good like they just need one solid hit. Yeah, score, like like here we and no no two more innings after that, and then they lost and I was just like, and you were like fuck yeah you're like man, I almost, I almost made $1,000.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 4But it was on something just like crazy like that. You know, you win some, you lose some.
Speaker 2Yeah, so you got big plans for Mother's Day tomorrow, Alex.
Speaker 3My Mother's Day plans. I think we're just going to have some mimosas or screwdrivers, eat some food and watch some Rick and Morty Pinnacle.
Speaker 4Whip screwdrivers.
Speaker 2I like that. I like that. What time are we starting screwdrivers tomorrow? I don't know. All right. Well, what's your plans, harry? Not sure.
Speaker 4Maybe I run down to the old Astoria. Astoria has a Saturday market market or like weekend sunday market, whatever well, but their first day every year is on mother's day. So tomorrow's like the first day that they start it for the summer until they close it in the fall they always open up on mother's day.
Speaker 2I do like those little markets. You can find some good, good random stuff in there that you didn't know you needed and then you walk out of it and go. Actually, I'm pretty sure I do need that, I'm happy I made this trip uh I found some jalapeno honey one time in one of those markets and it was pretty delicious like garage sales.
Speaker 3Yeah, what about you? You got any, uh?
Speaker 2yeah, um, probably nothing in the morning, but in the afternoon we're making steaks and then probably some other little dishes things, and then my uncle and my mom and my grandma and my aunt are rolling down and gonna eat some steaks for Mother's Day, and maybe I'll roll to the store tomorrow and get Graham some steaks for mother's day, and maybe I'll roll the store tomorrow and get gram some flowers or something and I know this episode is going to come out after mother's day, so happy late mother's day to all the mothers out there in the world who decided to give birth yeah, who decided to partake in intercourse?
Speaker 2yeah who decided to get lit one night. And then boom, next thing you know, nine months later, baby time.
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Speaker 2I like that. I like that.
Speaker 4You know girls can't do the machine gun noise. I've heard that that's like a thing.
Speaker 2Really.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2I mean, I guess what kind of machine gun I always think of like a.
Speaker 3We just sound like Perry the Pilatapus.
Speaker 1Hey.
Speaker 2Perry.
Speaker 3Hey Perry, that was a beef coon, that was some iCarly shit right there. I feel like that should be.
Speaker 2What a Pilatapus? What does a Pilatapus sound like? I feel like it should quack a little bit and it's like I don't know, but it does have that poison thorn thing, doesn't it have like a poison hook or something like that on its foot? I found a video.
Speaker 3Barb. This is a 14 second video.
Speaker 4All platypuses have barbs on their cock.
Speaker 2Little barb cock. Oh, jesus Christ, new Mountain platypuses have barbs on their cock, little barb cack. Jesus christ new mountain, new mango rush mango mountain rush oh, here we go. Platypus noise, that was pretty close. Oh, is this the water? Yeah, that was pretty close. That was really close to a platypus.
Speaker 4Nice call man, it sounds like I should get a tattoo of a platypus on my ass.
Speaker 2I think you should. Are you going to give him a hat?
Speaker 3Yeah, how much for you to get Dr Doofenshmirtz tattooed on your ass.
Speaker 4Six bucks.
Speaker 2I'll give you ten. How many views to get Dr Doofenshmirtz?
Speaker 3How many?
Speaker 2episode views.
Speaker 4A thousand in one month.
Speaker 3Yeah, if we can get a thousand listens in one month, you should get a rolling deep tattoo on your ass.
Speaker 2Yeah, I will. I'll do it too. I might get it. Alex, you got to hop in on it?
Speaker 3Do we all have to get it at the same time?
Speaker 2Yeah, just an RD or something you know.
Speaker 4Yeah, I'll get it rolling deep tattooed in a circle around my right nipple.
Speaker 2Around your right nipple. Yeah, that's really I'm thinking tramp stamp rolling deep tramps yeah, oh yeah, if any, if any, listener out there gets a rolling deep tramp stamp with a beer bottle pouring pouring a beer and the beer's going in between my ass crack you can, I'll get a rolling deep tattoo on my taint. Whoa, I like that. I like that.
Speaker 3What a play. Well, we got our real IDs the other day.
Speaker 4Do you? Feel more American now, now I can fly.
Real IDs and DMV Experiences
Speaker 3Yeah, I can fly now without any.
Speaker 4I don't have to bring my passport Fly like a bird, I keep on slipping to bring my passport. I like a bird, I keep on sipping, sipping, sipping.
Speaker 3Yeah, so Easton, and.
Speaker 1I In my future.
Speaker 2Very good.
Speaker 4Time keeps on sipping, sipping, sipping.
Speaker 3Yeah, Easton and I, we went out to the good old DMV and stood in line for like an hour and 45 minutes so here's a real question how many people were in there? Well, turns out. Issa and I were the first ones there, and we stood at the front door for an hour and 45 minutes.
Speaker 2That's nice, so how long did you have to wait?
Speaker 3an hour and 45 minutes.
Speaker 2Yeah, but like after you got in there.
Speaker 3Oh well, I mean, we were the first ones in so like no time at all.
Speaker 4Yeah, Alex grabbed a slip and they said, yeah, we'll take you.
Speaker 2Oh, I like that. I like that, that's nice, that's kind of a power play.
Speaker 4However, we waited there from 7.15 till 9 am, there from 7 15 till 9 am and, um, once the dmv opened at 9 am, me and alex just naturally counted the sheer amount of people that were behind us.
Speaker 2it ended up being, uh, 54 people were lined up behind well, imagine being that 54th dude who just sees the line and goes I got at least two hours here. Well, there's no way more there's a.
Speaker 4There's a there's. A. Dude behind me said that two weeks ago he showed up and he pointed to like a location which was probably about 20 people back and, uh, he said he, he got there, they opened up at 9, and he didn't leave until 1245.
Speaker 2Wow, yeah, wow, that's rough.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2I remember last time I was in the DMV I sat there for I was getting paid because the guy it was for when I took the boom truck there, one of I took the boom truck there to uh, they needed to verify the vin on it because they bought it from, like, uh, wisconsin or something like that, or michigan or yeah somewhere over there yeah, and I don't know, they need to verify the vin on it, I guess.
Speaker 2So I drove it there and I sat in line. Well, I sat in line for a long time and then I got in there and then I sat sitting down for like four hours getting paid. I brought my airpods, I was pretty excited, I watched a movie and like a couple tv shows and then I finally got in there and the lady came out, looked at the vent, said yeah, that looks good, wrote it down and said all right, right have a good day, dude.
Speaker 4I don't understand DMVs, man, like cause, like I mean granted, I haven't done anything super complicated at a DMV, like event inspection is probably the most complicated thing I've done yeah, which isn't that complicated, but even like me and Alex when we were there getting the real IDs, like to me it just seems like yeah there are like some oddballs out there Like scenarios.
Speaker 4But like we were getting our real ID, had all the right shit with us, ready to go, and I think it maybe took them like two minutes with me and I had to take a picture and pay and get, but like like I, that's that's always the thing that pisses me off. Like I'm not necessarily pissed off at the people working at the dmv it's like they're doing their job. But like if you're gonna come into the dmv, like be ready be ready, yeah I knew I was getting a real id.
Speaker 4I knew what I needed to bring, I knew what to show them as soon as I walked up there. I got up there and said here, here's all my shit. I'm trying to get a real ID. They said Okay, they read my address, my height, weight, all that stuff. They said Does that sound good?
Speaker 4I said yes, they said Okay, come over here, let's take your picture. Yes, yeah, I said okay, come over here, let's take your picture. Took my picture, I said thank you, walked back over. Here's my card right here on the pin pad clicked have a good day, sir. I walked out I listened.
Speaker 2I listened to a guy at the dmv can complain for like probably 20 minutes about a license plate. That it was like a custom license plate thing, right, and he wanted to say this thing and they're like someone else already has it. You can't like have the same license plate as someone else. He goes, okay, well, I wanted to say this. And then they're like, okay, well, you can't. And then he was like, okay, well, I want to say this. And I go, okay, well, that's like you can't have inappropriate like or you know stuff like that and then he's like, okay, well, I want to do this.
Speaker 2Okay, and they're like no, you can't do that and then dude don't fucking put yeah, don't try to draw, don't do eight.
Speaker 4Equal sign, equal sign, equal sign, equal sign d on the freaking license yeah, it's like like, like.
Speaker 2You should have known that when you walked into the dmv like yeah, or people that sit there and they're like wait, they're like do you have any like like a letter or anything that can show that you're like that's your address or something. And then the one guy was like well, no. And I go, okay, well, you need something that shows that that's your address. And he's like or like some other form of identification. Do you have a passport with you or passport card or anything that shows that that's your address too? He's like no, I go, okay, well, you can't do that, we can't do this, you need something. It goes like why? It's like yeah, and then they sit there for like 15 minutes complaining about like why, and it's like just listen to what they say. There's a reason behind it.
Speaker 4That's what, like. I'm a firm believer in just like. Just handle your business and if you miss something, fine it's on you Leave so everybody else can take it. Like, especially at the DMV, like DMVsvs, grocery stores, anything right, get in there, be ready, handle your shit, leave like, like that's like people get pissed off because they wait in the dmv so long. It's like well, yeah, because you're sitting here trying to pull up a picture in your phone, when you've been waiting for the last three hours, of something that has your mail on it.
Speaker 2Yeah, Like You've literally been waiting there for like the last three hours and you just didn't know what you needed.
Speaker 4Yeah, and then the other thing too is like Quick.
Speaker 2Google search. If you, let's say you don't Google search, you think you have everything you needed and you don't, it's like don't complain to them because they're doing their job.
Speaker 4Yeah, it's like it's like, yeah, it's frustrating, but guess who fucked that up?
Speaker 2yeah, not them, not them they didn't grab your email or a passport card or a passport or any organ id or whatever. They didn't grab that second form of identification for you you wanted to bring they want, you wanted them to like pick you up in the morning and then be like, oh yeah, we need all of this yeah, it's like here.
Speaker 4Let me grab you a coffee too.
Speaker 2Yeah you know it's like my thing is like people's, like um people's entitlement. I think is just ridiculous these days oh yeah, like, like, uh.
Speaker 4It kind of reminds me of, like that part in the hangover when, uh, when, uh, they were trying to figure out they were in the doctor's office and uh, he told them they had gotten roofied or whatever. And he's like, is there anywhere? We were talking about going, and he's like, oh yeah, you came from the, the best little chapel. And they were like, oh sweet, where's that at? He's like, oh yeah, he's like it's on the corner of get a map and fuck off. He's like I'm. He's like I'm a doctor, not a tour guy. Like figure it out yourself. Yeah. And he's like I'm a doctor, not a tour guide.
Speaker 3Like figure it out yourself yeah, and he's like giving a guy a prostate exam while he's like trying to figure it out.
Speaker 4He's like oh yeah, it's right in the corner of get a map and fuck off like I don't know that I'm a doctor.
Speaker 3Well, it's just wild that I think you and I were both over prepared for what we brought.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, dude, while I was standing there for an hour and 45 minutes, I literally just kept thinking of shit that you might need. I had two pieces of mail that said my address on it.
Speaker 2I'm going to cut you off there a minute. I got to head out.
Speaker 4Love you guys. But yeah, like I just kept thinking you know hour and 45 minutes. I just didn't think like oh, I'm just standing here for an hour and 45 minutes. I just kept being like I had my two forms of identification, right, but like, while we were standing there I was like what else is in my truck that could say that? And like, literally, I mean, you know I yeah, no, you can never be too uh prepared, yeah, no, and I just kept.
Speaker 4I kept being like, oh, my registration my truck says my address, okay, I'm gonna go grab that. And then I was like you know, like what else? What registration in my truck says my address? Okay, I'm going to go grab that. And then I was like you know, like what else, what else in my truck? And I'm like, oh, I think I have a piece of mail and I'm going to go grab that.
Speaker 3Just, you know, it's like yeah, well, the lady when I went up there and she was like asking me for stuff, I just had that big Ziploc bag and I had social security, uh, had my passport, had my like driver's license, I had like two pieces of mail and I just like slid it under the the little thing and I was like here, like whatever you want to look through, and she looked through and it was like cool. But yeah, no, it's definitely the people that go in there and then they want to argue and it's like, well, what do you mean? I need this. And it's like.
Speaker 3So that's and it's like why don't you just look at what you need to bring?
Speaker 4At some point I feel like it becomes like a respect thing, like there's 53 people behind us. Yeah, I was here an hour and 45 minutes early to get the first spot in line, but that doesn't mean that they need to wait right.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 4Just because they're 53rd, Like I don't want them to wait any longer than I have to wait.
Speaker 1I know it's not going to happen.
Speaker 4but it's like at the same time I'm going to go up there and argue and cause a fit or whatever and it's literally only prolonging the other human that's trying to get something done in his life that stood 30 people back from me like like at some point it becomes like I respect your guys's time, just like you know which you know people, people argue and people want to be like upset and be like well, yeah, it's their fault for not getting there earlier and it's like no dude, that doesn't.
Speaker 4That doesn't give you an excuse to be a dick. Just because you were the first person in line, like now you're like well, I was the first person in line, now I can cause a whole ruckus and take 20 minutes to get my license now I could have gotten everyone else's day. Yeah, like like, yeah, I was the first person in line because I wanted to be, but that doesn't mean that if I was the 30th person in line, I wouldn't expect everybody to try to be doing everything as fast as possible.
Speaker 3I will say I wish we brought chairs. Yeah, that was the only thing, but it might have been. I mean, it was kind of like a workout. We were standing there and my leg definitely started going numb after a little bit.
Speaker 4Yeah, out, we were standing there and my leg definitely started going numb after a little bit.
Speaker 4Yeah, I mean it was a long wait, but I mean we had to do what we had to do, no longer than like waiting for space mount at disneyland yeah, no, I mean it's, it's no longer than anything like, and I even told Alex that while we were standing in line is uh, I just was like dude, isn't it kind of crazy that you only have so many hours in your life and we just wasted two of them standing here?
Speaker 3I mean, it was for a good reason yeah.
Speaker 4I mean it was. I mean we had to do what we had to do. But it's like, say, you know, somebody tells you like you only got a million hours in your lifetime. Or you know, like I you know I'm not doing math right now but it's like, say you live 75 years, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. Let's I'm gonna do the quick math on it 24 hours times 365. So that's 8,760 hours times 75 years. You have 657,000 hours in your life If you are lucky enough to live to be 75. Okay, and we just wasted two of them standing in line at the DMV. I mean, it's like stuff that you have to do in your life. You can't just be like, no, I'm not going to waste that time and I'm not going to go get a driver, like you have to go get it renewed. But it's just kind of like weird to think about it when you put it into like that perspective.
Speaker 3I was thinking that, though, when we were standing in line, I'm like damn, we could be at breakfast right now getting like omelets yeah.
Speaker 4But I mean you cut it up either way. I mean, some people would say that that was productive time, which it was, I mean, which it was. But, like you know, you'd be like we could be getting breakfast or I could be still sleeping, and then somebody would come in and be like but that's also a way, I mean, it's all in perspective, but it is just kind of weird.
Speaker 3I like to think we did something good and productive.
Speaker 4But when it's like not in your perspective, it seems like a waste of time. Exactly, and that's the other thing too. Like with DMVs is I was telling Alex, you know we had a lot of time to talk. Stand in line. I was telling Alex, you know we had a lot of time to talk. Stand in line Is like I know that they have to like verify that it's you and stuff. I mean that's probably the length of the time, but like I can go to my local bank and get a new debit card printed off in like two minutes. So like how can you not? How is it four to six weeks to get your ID in the mail?
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah and, like I get it, they have to verify you. But when you already have one, like if you give them your old id and they see that it was issued by the state, it's like okay, like like this is the date that it was issued. At this, you know, I mean, I know there's ways to like hack into that stuff so people could just theoretically be just renewing a license that isn't legal, but at the same time like how how can they not just like print it off the same day at least? Like hey, come back around four o'clock, we'll have it done. Like why is it four to six weeks out to get an id?
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Speaker 4And then it also gets mailed to you like you know, it's like what? Why does it take that long? But anyway, I mean, that's just. It's just the world we live in and, like you can complain about all you want, but there's not really much room for negativity in the world. I'm a believer in like you pissed off for a short second, but if it's not something that you can really change, then let it go there's no reason that.
Speaker 3Or there's no reason for being mad at stuff you can't change.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, for sure, gotta work around it and that's why, like if I, if I'm actually like upset and like make a call to somebody to like get something fixed, or figure something out, tell somebody about something that I saw that was you know I and I get like that I saw, that was you know I and I get like the poor secretary that answers the phone, just because it, like I don't ever like lay into them.
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 4Like like, if I'm actually like super pissed, I'll be nice to them because it's all like to me. It's all about who can actually change what I'm pissed off about.
Speaker 3Like there's no reason to rip apart the secretary that they hired just to answer every single phone call that comes through yeah, and I mean, you know, and for those of uh the listeners that don't know what he's talking about, it's very real. Um, I was a receptionist for uh like half a year at a car dealership and that would happen to me all the time. I had nothing to do with any transactions of sales or any service done on anyone's vehicles. But you know, when someone's upset about whatever is going on with their car and they call and they hear my voice and they finally hear like, oh, it's not an automated message, I'm the one that gets led into.
Speaker 4Yeah, there's no point because, like like I was just talking about, like he at that moment, he, he couldn't change anything. Like all's, all's he can do is, respectively, you know, try to keep his cool. Yeah, be like, okay, well, I'm gonna transfer you to freaking whoever like, but he can't fix your issue. Like that's to me is I always like ask questions and or talk to people and like figure out okay, is this the guy that can actually change?
Speaker 4And it's like okay, okay he is. And then it's like, okay, listen, I'm pretty pissed off.
Speaker 3And a lot of people. They're just so blinded by that rage where, let's say, someone's car was supposed to be ready at 2 o'clock and it's 2.45. And they call, and then they get a hold of me and then they're like like well, why isn't my car ready? And I mean they're pissed off, so they're, and I'm like thinking logically, but it's like, dude, I'm just the person that answers the phone, like I don't know what's going on with your car, I don't know why. I don't even know why you brought it in.
Speaker 4Yeah, like I like I'm not sure who's calling yeah, like I have no clue why, like I didn't even know your car was in here, dude, yeah, I have no idea who you are.
Speaker 3Like you must have came in on a saturday or something, I and yeah, that happened all the time and, yeah, when I first started it bothered me a lot, because in my brain I'm kind of just like, well, why are they yelling at me like I didn't do?
Speaker 3anything but then, with the help of some of the employees there and just like thinking a lot about it, it's like, well, I can't change them, being mad People are going to call in pissed off all the time and I just got to be like all right and do my best to transfer them to whoever or whatever department.
Speaker 4So it's fun. No, it's just upsetting it. It makes me mad knowing that people are getting laid into and that's that's even like my personal life, like I do stuff with the intention of doing right. And that's like to me is I I've always lived by the way of like if you knew what your intention was, don't sweat it like like, yeah, it might have came across wrong, you might have delivered it wrong.
Speaker 4Maybe think about that of like how how you could change your delivery so people don't think that you're an asshole or something, but but regardless, like if someone lays into you and you knew that and you know that you're not like trying to do harm, there's nothing ever, ever to be ashamed about. Like you know, maybe you don't quite get to the stuff that you were supposed to get to at work or something, but you know that you were working your ass off and you weren't dogging it. It's like, okay, yeah, you might be pissed, but I know in my heart that I wasn't shorting you anything.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 4I tried my best to do that for you and it didn't happen.
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Speaker 3You can even take that on a more personal level as someone that gets anxiety a lot, like if I go out with a bunch of people, or or I go to someone's house and I have one too many drinks and I feel like I'm talking a lot. And then, whether that be later that night or the next day, I'm like did I talk too much? Like was I being annoying. But then I think back I'm like well, I wasn't hurting anyone's feelings, I'm just trying to be friendly, like I wasn't belligerent, I wasn't throwing up on anyone's stuff, like I'm not being an asshole. So then I just kind of forget about it because, worst case scenario, the people are just going to be like oh, he was talkative tonight. He wanted to know what I've been up to in my life and he was asking me questions about what I'd like yeah, no, I mean, you can even take it like that, like even if you weren't being an asshole, you know.
Speaker 4it's like, as long as you know that you were in your parameters, I guess, like, if long as you know that you are in your parameters, I guess, like, if somebody invites you somewhere, you know, I've always take that as like, okay, they invited me. Like, if there's food out there, let's eat it. If there's fucking this, let's do that. If they, you know, bring out you know, the basketball hoop or something, let's shoot some buckets. And then again, if somebody's like, well, yeah, he just hogged the ball all night or he ate all of our food, it's like, yeah, but I was invited here. That's kind of where I stand is like if you invite somebody somewhere, it's on you to have enough food, to have enough drinks, to have you know the. You know, maybe don't bring out that game if you don't get enough, if you have too many people that want to get in on it.
Speaker 4You know, or like, like think, think about that type of stuff when you're planning, like don't, don't fucking invite 100 people and then cook for four.
Speaker 3You know, it's like, yeah, it's and yeah, let's say you do bring out like a basketball hoop and then like, like someone you invited hogs the ball the whole time and doesn't really let anyone else shoot hoops or whatever. And then you go and say like, oh, he was hogging the ball, he didn't let anyone else play. You could have talked to said person and you could do it in a respectful way. I don't think there's any reason to embarrass said person in front of anyone or try to like talk shit. You can just kind of pull into the side and be like hey, like other people are trying to play, do you think you can let everyone else have a turn?
Speaker 3or like and that's whatever and that's all it's about, just I. I think every relationship in the world, whether that be relate like you and a girlfriend or a friend or parent, whatever. It's all about compromise and communication, and I think as humans, we need to do that more yeah, just like you guys when you told us that all of our baby names sucked ass. Yeah, hey we got a bone to pick with all you voters on there's a few out there that actually picked one of the names.
Speaker 4But hey, we just we tried really hard yeah, we, I, we put all of our brain power into the best we could. We'll see what you guys come. Yeah, like, like we tried really hard to be original and and all you guys, just well, I mean, granted, we're not mad actually. And no, we didn't give you a vote that just said no. Like if you didn't like the names, you had to tell us to fuck off.
Speaker 3Like that was the only other vote but we we thought it'd be funny to put that, but we didn't think that many people are gonna put, uh, holy fuck, none, yeah, so, um, charles's name everest actually got a good amount of votes, though yeah, I was actually kind of upset that cleo didn't get more, but I really like cleo.
Speaker 3It's only a really pretty name to me, but I kind of put cd as a meme. I mean, like I said, uh, past episode, my favorite wide receiver currently, and I kind of just I think the name's like cool, but I think 11% of you guys picked it. So shout out the 11%.
Speaker 4Yeah, it's tough. Like I said, I really liked Cleo just because I felt like it was a little bit original. Yeah.
Speaker 3But hey, we can mix ours and do our. What did we say? Cleo Dawn. Nickname CD yeah, cbd. Well, I don't want to work exactly like that.
Speaker 4She could name her Tia, tia Hermione, and it would be THC.
Speaker 3Tia Hermione Bright. Oh yeah, I don't know, maybe we should have named babies. Yeah, if you guys want us to plan your gender reveal party, just hit us up at rollingdeeppod with one P. Yeah, I mean, if you guys want us to plan your gender reveal party, just hit us up at rollingdeeppod with one P.
Speaker 4Yeah, I mean, if you get a gender to reveal, we can release it any Tuesday of the month. Really, yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, we won't show up to your house, but just have a big listening party Tuesday at 7 am. And just wait, we'll say it Not at the, at the beginning, not the end, but somewhere in the middle.
Speaker 4So oh yeah we'll probably and we might leave you on a cliffhanger and come out the tuesday after oh, dude, can you imagine?
Speaker 3and the gender is, and then we'll see you next week. And then all you hear is Tipsy by Shaboos.
Speaker 4Yeah, oh boy, but yeah, no. I mean, we'll probably get a poll out there to see what you guys have to offer, and then we'll vote on that. Yeah.
Speaker 3We'll vote on your, so check on Tuesday for your idea for baby names.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 3And we'll discuss them next episode. Yeah, We'll for baby names yeah, we'll discuss them next episode?
Speaker 4yeah, we'll, we'll, uh, we'll see who's, yeah, we'll see who's who's really showing up. If I, if I hear a basic ass name in there, I'm let.
Speaker 3Just let me tell you if I see a tim, I'm gonna be pissed dude oh man, my niece is not being called Tim, but yeah, anyway, love you guys.
Speaker 4If you want any updates on any of our new episode releases, you can follow our Instagram at rolling deep pod with one p? Um.
Speaker 3you can also email us anytime that rolling deep pod with one p at gmailcom um if you got any ideas for, uh, what you want us to talk about, or have any life advice you want us to try to help you with, hit us up and as always, with enough, you too can roll deep.
Speaker 1My baby born to work it. She's been telling me all night long Gasoline and groceries. The list goes on and on. This nine to five ain't working. Why the hell do I work so hard? I can't worry about my problems, I can't take them when I'm gone. One, here comes the two To, to the three, to the four. Tell them bring another round, we need plenty more. Two stepping on the table. She don't need a dance floor. Oh, my good lord, someone call me up a double shot of whiskey. They know me and Jay, damn, it's got a history. There's a party downtown near Fish Street. Everybody at the bar getting tipsy.
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