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Rolling Deep
Ep. 11: Alex’s Fear List
Alex's fear list takes center stage as the hosts reveal the story behind this now-infamous collection of 58 items ranging from legitimate phobias to simple dislikes.
I started drinking at 6 am. We're here now. I don't know what time it is, but I'm rolling deep.
Speaker 2:Welcome back to another episode of Rolling Deep. I'm Alex and I'm easton. Welcome to rolling deep folks again. We don't have chuck uh today yeah, welcome, uh, welcome back to uh uh another episode I guess, yeah, memorial day, weekend coming up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we got that and I don't know if there will be a an episode next weekend, might be taking a little hiatus yeah, we might rolling a little bit too deep.
Speaker 2:um, we're gonna roll the dice here. But a quick little thing um, if you want to partake in a little rolling deep uh shenanigans on uh memorial day weekend, you can go get yourself a couple dice and post a little flick out there, tagging us see who out there is rolling deep, or I mean most of you guys that listen, if you know us, you can send us a little snap action or a video of some sort and we can get you on the Instagram rolling your dice for the big holiday weekend. Let's get to it Three. That was a little bit sticky. I hope I didn't blow anybody's ears out there.
Speaker 3:Sorry for the loudness.
Speaker 2:We won't cover your car speakers.
Speaker 3:Headphones yeah.
Speaker 2:Audio Express. Shout out, cousin Haley.
Speaker 3:Let's get to it. Four, yeah, big four banger.
Speaker 2:I think that's the only number I roll on this podcast uh, might be till we start rolling two days, and then you can roll double fours see that's.
Speaker 3:That would be a long episode then hard eight.
Speaker 2:I don't know what the odds are on a craps table for a hard eight, but I would be getting paid if I rolled a night?
Speaker 3:yeah so today, I think we have a little bit of a special episode. You've heard us all kind of mention it. You've heard us have little hints, little jabs.
Speaker 2:We're going to finally talk about my fear list. Yeah, are you going to let me pick out random numbers, or do you have some premeditated numbers that you're looking to?
Speaker 3:We can do random numbers. Maybe that would be kind of fun.
Speaker 2:All right. Well, you want to roll through what five?
Speaker 3:We can do like maybe three Three. Yeah we can make one, we'll see. We'll see how it goes. Yeah, so for those of you that don't know, I started a fear list over a year ago and it's essentially just it used to be what I was scared of, but it's kind of now just become stuff I dislike or don't want to ever deal with in my life and, uh, it was an inside joke and now it's not really a joke and everyone that knows me knows about it and, uh, it's always getting updated, so people are always asking me if I've added anything new.
Speaker 3:So I thought why don't I share it with the whole world and talk about on rolling deep?
Speaker 2:yeah, so how many fears are on the list, just so I can have a little gauge of what numbers I can pick from right now there's 58 all right, so 58. I'll write these down as I say them, just so we don't forget what fears we got. I'm going to take fear 37. Okay, I'm going to take fear 37. I'm going to take fear 16. I'm going to take fear 23.
Speaker 3:All right, yeah, we got some good ones, so we'll start with 37. So fear 37 is having to sneeze while you're driving. A lot of people. I feel like don't talk about this enough. Some people do it. I mean I guess everyone I've done it, but I'm just scared. I have very loud growl. Sneezes yeah, like the dad. Sneeze, yeah, like it sounds like a shotgun blast, yeah, and I'm just terrified.
Speaker 2:I'm on the freeway, maybe in some traffic and someone's gonna think that you're shooting at him yeah, I'm just gonna sneeze someone and fry is gonna be like, oh my god, he has a gun and he were just rammed into me because I'm just going crazy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, all the pollen in the air.
Speaker 2:Dude, the springtime must be atrocious for you, oh dude.
Speaker 3:I'm just allergic to animal hair. So usually if I go to a buddy's house and I know they have a dog, I have to take Benadryl or something, and if I don't, oh, it's a mess. And I don't like sneezing in front of people. It's all like wait till I get home. So, people, it's all like wait till I get home.
Speaker 2:So then it's just hang, hang, hang hold on a second. Did you say you wait till you get home?
Speaker 3:yeah, I don't like sneezing in front of people. How do you?
Speaker 2:wait on a sneeze I hold it I mean, I've heard of holding in a fart yeah, never a sneeze. Yeah no, I hold my sneeze usually people try to hold in a sneeze and it like blows their eyeballs out. They're like oh, dude it's it's, but it still happens yeah, no, I think it's bad for your sinuses yeah, like, how do you just like I gotta sneeze and then just like don't um, usually I'm just making weird faces in the corner of the room.
Speaker 3:I try not to draw attention to myself, so I just look like I'm having like a medical episode. So I just look like it's really red. Oh, dude, yeah, and I'm just like open mouth, like when my eyes are open and like eyes are watering and shit, yeah there. There used to be tricks to like yeah, you plug or you hold like right below your nostrils like little bridge. Yeah, what else?
Speaker 2:I heard that you just say watermelon.
Speaker 3:I've heard that one or holding your tongue at the roof of your mouth is another one that's never worked.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I like sneezing. Sometimes I'm purposely plugging my nose just to feel the pressure. And then I can't hear where the shit for the rest of the day. And I even tried to do an example and now I can't fucking hear me because I got my my ears so blocked up you're insane.
Speaker 3:um, but yeah, back to that fear it kind of stemmed from. I knew a buddy in high school who got into a little car accident because he sneezed and he lived on a roundabout and he got into a little accident. He's okay. But I asked him what happened. He said, dude, I had a sneeze.
Speaker 2:attack you just sneeze and you're just like ah, damn it, my foot slipped straight down on the gas pedal, I went from 60 to 90 and I'm in a ditch now yeah, I was driving a tesla, and oh boy yeah, I was driving my tesla, I sneezed.
Speaker 3:I accidentally turned off autopilot. Yeah, so that's the first one. What was the next one? 23?
Speaker 2:no 16 16, 16.
Speaker 3:This one's kind of a throwback fear. Uh playing we without the straps oh yeah, yeah, you know you're.
Speaker 2:You just get scared that you're gonna freaking, whip the frick out of your mom's tv.
Speaker 3:Yeah bowling, baseball, all the wii games.
Speaker 2:Like you had to be active yeah, I will have to say I always wanted to like be a rebel and not wear the strap and then like I would always like start bowling or something and then be like, yeah, I probably need this strap on yeah, no, you feel a lot better yeah you want to be a rebel, but you, you hold back and then I progressively just started sucking more because I would purposely let go of the remote now that I knew that it wasn't going nowhere.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dude I, I loved wii sports. Yeah, I feel like my family used to have like tournaments on that and it was badass yeah fuck the dude that, like, is really good at boxing.
Speaker 2:Oh, matt, yeah, matt, the bald guy yeah, dude, I.
Speaker 3:I remember waking up as a kid on like a weekend and like thinking like I'm gonna go to the gym, but in reality it was just me like changing out of my pajamas, out of my like batman pajamas, into like basketball shorts.
Speaker 2:I'm just like going downstairs trying on the wii and boxing I always the bone I had to pick with wii sports was that I always thought I was so much better than I was like. You know, when you're like actually throwing right hooks like a pro and then like none of them land and you're just like dude, that's so like I definitely would have ko'd that like like matt's freaking beating the brakes off me right now and you're dodging and weaving.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because the freaking sensor on the wii is, like, cocked a little bit too far to the left so I can't land a punch to save my life, like I used to get heated at the wii, like the wii I just we golfing. You don't know how many times I just sat there flipping off the wii. I'd get pissed. Just set the remote off to the controller, off to the side, and just sit there with my middle finger up.
Speaker 3:But you would like to make sure your parents didn't see and then just flip off the Wii.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'd just be sitting there with both fingers up right there just staring at the Wii for like 10 minutes.
Speaker 3:Oh dude well, you have to yeah, you have to show them who's boss Wii golfing always had me in a chokehold.
Speaker 2:I was not very good at it and it just pissed me off. Yeah, I can see that Well. I mean I liked there was this game on the Wii that was kind of like Wii Sports. It was Sonic and Knuckles, but it was like the Olympics.
Speaker 3:Oh, mario and Sonic at the Olympics, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and that was pretty good.
Speaker 3:You could do like any Olympic event ever.
Speaker 2:There was, just like, so many activities to do.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and that game was super cool because they made multiple. So they did like was it the 2011 or 12? Like london, yeah, olympics, and then they had winter olympics, so then you could be like sonic the hedgehog and like snowboard and stuff.
Speaker 2:If anybody has a Wii that they want to get rid of. That's still like functional and up-to-date. I mean, I'm sure they probably stopped updates, but it's functional. Yeah, for me to play a game on it.
Speaker 3:I used to love Super Smash Bros Brawl. Were you ever into that? Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I got heavy into that.
Speaker 2:I was pretty heavy into it, which sucked because I was heavy into it and it was like really fun. And then I felt like when I started playing Smash Bros again on the Switch when it started getting popular again in high school, I feel like it was nothing like what I was playing on the Wii, because I grinded it for a long time and was like this is awesome and had everything figured out and then just disconnected it from my brain for so long and then all of a sudden people like playing it on the Switch and stuff. And then I just felt like it literally was not even the same game.
Speaker 3:There's the roster On Brawl. There was like however many characters I want to say probably like 30. But then you go and like I don't know what Smash Bros we're on now, but whatever one's on the Switch and it's like damn near probably like 60 characters and it's just like holy shit, but way too much. Uh, and I guess the last sphere we'll talk about was was 23, right. Yep Alligators.
Speaker 2:Oh boy, fun fact, eli, my dad thinks that he could Kick an alligator's ass With no problem, he said. Yeah, cap, that is cap. I think he's just giving Alex shit but oh yeah, eli.
Speaker 3:Eli's the number one hater Of my fear list and he's actually offered to take me on a cross country road trip To conquer all my fears. But I'm not really sure how we're going to conquer some of these, some of them, I just think they're just meant to not be conquered.
Speaker 2:Fun fact we learned yesterday is that alligators can now mimic drowning. Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3:Like they've figured out, yeah.
Speaker 2:When I was told that fact I thought it meant like alligators, like I didn't think fake drowning as in like looking like a Acting like a cat. Yeah, like acting like a human. So I was like, yeah, so what? They learned how to fake drown, like I'm still not going to save the alligator. Like, if the alligator's is drowning, I'll just be like what the hell is that alligator doing? But then, yeah, I didn't realize they were talking about like mimicking, like a kid drowning.
Speaker 3:Yeah, jump in, because you, you just see, like short little stubby arms and like you think it's a child or something drowning, but it's actually an alligator. What got me? Which they've been? Alligators have been on my fear list for a minute now, but what got me was I watched a video of an alligator running and that kind of solidified it, because they're like weird looking when they run, but they're quick.
Speaker 2:Yeah, alligators are like aren'd say quick and short bursts. Yeah, I can get from 10 yards super quick, but obviously if they're that good.
Speaker 3:They're weird. Crocodiles and alligators are just such weird animals. I watched a video on TikTok not too long ago of a crocodile and an alligator fighting Just on the street. But it's so weird because they're not like going at it. They kind of it's almost like they both take turns, like biting each other and they're really slow.
Speaker 2:Dude, there was an alligator once at a Disneyland. I think Like you got inside.
Speaker 3:Disneyland, yeah, something like that. Are you talking about Disney World like in Florida? I don't know, Because I know when I went to Florida a few years ago and my family and I we went to Epcot, like that parking lot they have like alligator warning signs, yeah no, I don't know it was just in disneyland once, I think like you're on space mountain.
Speaker 3:You're like this is so much fun, but then there's just an alligator behind you yeah, it's like alligator writing in the seat behind me on splash mountain. Yeah. You look at the holy shit. You know like yeah, you look at the picture afterwards You're like, oh God that picture. There is an alligator behind me, isn't there? Yeah, like dude sick.
Speaker 2:The alligator likes this right Too, with a stubby little arm.
Speaker 3:This is way better than the swamp Swamp. But yeah, that's the fearless for now. So I think maybe every once in a while, you know, we'll just bring it up. Yeah, we'll get through it. My goal is to hopefully get to 100 fears, because I just think it would be really funny to like talk about it to new people and then like kind of what we're doing here they'll be like what, what's fear 73? And like I can memorize it. That'd be the. That's kind of my goal. Yeah, that's a crazy goal. It shouldn't be a goal.
Speaker 2:Yeah, whatever what about farting? Is that on your goal?
Speaker 3:is that that on my Is farting on my fear list?
Speaker 2:I don't know, is it a goal to fart?
Speaker 2:Sometimes when I feel bloated, yeah, Sometimes, sometimes it's just nice, but, um, what was I gonna bring up? Oh, have you ever heard of, uh, have you ever seen, the meme the peanut butter and jelly the long way? Yeah, the long way. Yeah, uh, nigel's never heard of that, he's never seen that. Yeah, like yesterday when I was up at his house kind of talking to him whatever we were like said that something like we needed to cut something the long way, and then I was like peanut butter and jelly the long way and then it got stuck in my head. It's like for the rest of the day I just kept being like peanut butter and jelly the long way and then finally he was just like dude, what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 2:it's like, yeah, it's like. He's like where did that even come from? Oh my god, it's just like a meme where people just make a peanut butter and jelly and it's just freaking. Yeah, I saw one massive peanut butter and jelly uh, it was a few days ago.
Speaker 3:I saw one. It was a hot dog, but it was like the same thing.
Speaker 2:It was just a super vertical hot dog dude you, ever you see the new thing that they're doing at costco? Huh well, I mean you got to do it yourself, but um uh, cutting open the top of your chicken bake and putting the sausage down in it no, but that could all right, I can maybe get behind that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's like. The new thing is you buy a hot dog and a chicken bake and then take a little knife and slit the top of the chicken bake, jam the sausage in there and then have a freaking have the. Costco guys done that, yet.
Speaker 3:No but. I'm not doing it unless Big AJ or whatever is Maybe the Rizzler. If the Rizzler tells me it's okay to do, I'll do it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're going to jam a hot dog down in a chicken bake.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't know how you get the ketchup in there though, maybe like the turkey baster or something that, or maybe you dip, you like coat the hot dog in ketchup beforehand and then put it in there. I know I saw one guy on tiktok. He like has a whole, like one of the drawers in this fridge is just literally full of ketchup and I'll like microwave a hot dog and then just put his whole hand in the drawer full of ketchup and then eat it dude I I've often wondered when they're going to make a pizza chicken bake.
Speaker 3:What.
Speaker 2:Like a chicken bake. Oh. But it doesn't have anything that a chicken bake has in it. It's just like pepperoni and stuff, isn't it just like a calzone then? No, it's a pizza. Chicken bake, hmm, yeah, maybe I'm not with you. Chicken bake, yeah, maybe.
Speaker 3:I'm not with you on that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, one time I was tired of eating a hot dog with a bun and came up with a brilliant idea to somehow coat the bun around the hot dog. And then I was like, how would that work out? And then I was like, oh well, out. And then I was like, oh well, you could like put it on a stick. And then, um yeah. Then one of our friends was like, yeah, you're a fucking idiot it's called a corn dog and I was like oh yeah, I remember that very well, yeah, I guess, and I thought like we thought we were breaking ground here.
Speaker 3:We might have been rolling deep at that moment, maybe not, but we just yeah, I remember we talked about imagine like a breaded hot dog, and then we're like how would you eat it on a stick?
Speaker 2:yeah, we're like dude, I just want to find the person that made the corn dog and then just be like, was it similar did you come up?
Speaker 3:with your first concept, or did you?
Speaker 2:like, did you start with a hot dog? And just be like god, I'm getting so much shit all over my hands, why don't I put it on a stick and like wrap the bun, you know?
Speaker 3:like no, it's a genius idea yeah I think I should take it to the stock market you know, there's a whole restaurant and I don't remember if it's beaverton or hillsborough, but that's like. Their whole gimmick is corn dogs so you can get like any type of like hot dog and then get like hot dog toppings, but it's like a corn dog so you can get like and I ate it and it was all right. I wish I got something else, but I got a uh, hot cheeto like crusted corn dog yeah, they have.
Speaker 2:They have that at mariners games, but it's uh covered in um. So it's corn dog dipped in cheese rolled in blue takis.
Speaker 3:Oh, I don't know if I want to do all the mariners, it's like yeah, the teal colored talkies that they like crunched up yeah, yeah, but then your mouth's all blue all day and yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2:you see what they're doing with corn dogs now, where they cook them, take them off the stick and then slice them open and then just put like ketchup and mustard and relish in it and basically just now make it a hot dog again. That pisses me off. Yeah, they just like cook a corn dog and then they cut it open and then just like fill it with chili and cheese.
Speaker 3:It's like well, it's literally just a hot dog.
Speaker 2:That's literally a chili cheese dog.
Speaker 3:As a hot dog connoisseur. That pisses me off. Yeah, it's literally a cheese cheese dog as a hot dog connoisseur. That pisses me off. Yeah, it's literally a cheese chili dog. And while we're on the topic of hot dogs, why don't you tell the listeners about, uh, you putting on probably what 10, 15 people on a hot dog and a tortilla?
Speaker 2:oh, yeah, that's, that's my invention. So if, if you, uh, I haven't copyrighted it, so I guess, if anybody wanted to steal it from me, just please give some credit and shout out the podcast. But I don't eat hot dogs in a bun, unless I buy them, like at a baseball game or something. I'll eat a hot dog in a bun, but if I'm just cooking a hot dog for myself, I never put it in a bun.
Speaker 2:I despise buns because to me it's just way too much bread. Like you don't want to have, like the chintzy, like cheap buns, yes. So you buy like the nice, like what are those called? Like the hoagie or whatever, like the pioneer rolls or whatever, yeah, and then put your hot dog in that, but like, to me that's just too much bun. You put a hot dog in there. You put your enough sauce to like not make it dry as shit. Well then you're just drowning in sauce, so you put less sauce and then you're just eating bun pretty much, and so it just like pissed me off. And so one day I came up with the idea of putting in a tortilla, because tortillas is less bread, it's thinner, it's. You know, you get more of the taste of what you're actually looking for, which is the sausage right, yeah, and it's probably like one-four fourth less filling than like an actual hot dog bun.
Speaker 2:I would say, yeah, I had to measure it so, like you get to, I mean, you're not cooking a hot dog to eat bread, you're cooking the hot dog to eat the the bra or the dog or you know whatever. Whatever you're cooking, a hot link even, maybe, so you just throw it in a tortilla and then you can actually like, feel like you're really getting taste and taste and and, mind you, I I mean I haven't tried it with a corn tortilla, but when we're talking here, we're talking flour, soft shell yeah, so you just take it, put the hot dog in, dice it up with the same same condiments you put on your normal hot dog, and also.
Speaker 2:the other thing that it does is then, when you wrap the bottom and fold it over, you don't spill any of that stuff on yourself.
Speaker 3:So then you kind of make a burrito.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like a hot dog burrito, because you know when you're eating a normal dog if you load it up with a bunch of relish, or like chili and cheese and stuff it ends up being pretty messy. It kind of starts falling off the back and getting in your hand and stuff. So, in genius, I came up with the idea of putting in a tortilla.
Speaker 2:So, now you can load it up with your chili and your cheese or onions or relish or whatever the hell you want to, and then you can just fold it all over and it doesn't spill and you get a better taste of the meat that you cooked.
Speaker 3:I'm trying to remember because I think it was probably oh gosh, maybe like three, four years ago we went on a camping trip and all of us going camping together.
Speaker 2:We don't want to spend a ton of money, but everyone has tortillas at their house usually, I mean and the other thing that I have to say with that is that another thing always pissed me off they sell hot dog buns in a six pack and then you go buy hot dogs in a freaking 20 pack. Right, so you run out of buns. You can buy tortillas in a 20 pack and a hot dog's in a 20 pack and you have the same ratio of hot dog to a tortilla. You can eat all of your hot dogs over the course of however long you're camping and use all of your tortillas and I gotta, I gotta be honest.
Speaker 3:I remember shitting on easton because I was like dude, that's so fucking stupid, I'm not doing that, that's terrible. And there was probably like 10 15 of us all camping together and easton had every single one of us eating hot dogs and a tortilla and I haven't looked back since oh yeah, no, everybody, everybody despises of it because it's not normal.
Speaker 2:But like everybody I've told thinks I'm joking or like trying to do it to get a laugh and I'm like, no, I'm serious like it, like to me it to get a laugh and I'm like no.
Speaker 3:I'm serious, like like. To me it's better.
Speaker 2:And I mean to some people might not be better, but they everybody that's tried it, does it and they're like I I see where you're coming from.
Speaker 3:Like I would eat this again, at least when what we were doing when we were camping. Food have to be somewhat lowered, like when you're came, you can't expect a gourmet meal, you know? Yeah, like you're I'm doing this in our quotes roughing it. I mean. What's more roughing it than a hot dog and a tortilla?
Speaker 2:dude. Yeah, it's like it's like poverty nachos. It's like they're so freaking good like everybody eats them it's like chili mac yeah like you know, you just think that it's, but yeah, hot dog and a tortilla for sure, like if you, if you haven't tried it, I'm telling you you're skeptical and I'm not gonna be over the.
Speaker 3:I'm not gonna be there to like force you to try it, but trust me on it and give it a shot I want to try a hot dog on a tortilla, but I want to use one of those hot dogs that are spicy and have the cheese in them. I feel like that would be good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, if you're really feeling feisty sometimes, make a quesadilla. If you just take one tortilla, put cheese on half it, fold it over, lay a half quesadilla or whatever, get that all heated up, make your quesadilla, or whatever you know, get that, I'll heat it up, make your quesadilla, open it, throw your dog in there and then maybe you know, you put you know your chili or whatever, anything that would be good with like cheese, and then it's literally a quesadilla with a hot dog in it.
Speaker 3:See, I've never done that, I've never done the chili dog tortilla combo. Maybe when we go camping next I'll try it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, dude, it's legit and and, like I said, everybody out there always thinks that I'm like just doing it to get people to laugh or be like what the hell are you doing easton, but I'm easton's gonna pick me over here eating a tortilla like oh, he's just doing that. So people ask him what I'm like. No dude like this is just how I like.
Speaker 3:He generally likes it like that yeah, and he's changed the world.
Speaker 2:Hopefully, but not really. If you don't like it, it's not your thing, cool. But I'm just telling you it's wrong, it's way better than a tortilla.
Speaker 3:If you're doing anything for Memorial Day, we can try hot dog and a tortilla. Roll some dice tag us, let's see it.
Speaker 2:I'm just telling you Because this is kind of genuinely how we came up with it. You'll hear this podcast the Memorial Day weekend. You'll shit on me, right? You'll roll your dice. No-transcript, fuck it, let's give that tortilla and hot dog a try. Everybody that shat on me the first time that I brought it up on that camping trip. Shit on me until they got about three beers in them, and then they everybody was like okay, yeah sure, we'll try it.
Speaker 3:I understand the genius no like I always say to easton when you're right, you're right. You know what I?
Speaker 2:mean dude, I, I've tried every. I love tortillas. So this know what I mean. Dude, I've tried every. I love tortillas. That's kind of where this spawned from. I've tried everything in a tortilla, though I made a peanut butter and jelly in a tortilla once. It was all right.
Speaker 3:It wasn't bad, I've seen people do it.
Speaker 2:But I've just tried a lot of stuff with tortillas to see, and then that one hit for me. I mean, obviously you know I don't have my food cart yet, but easton's hot dog and tortilla.
Speaker 3:The menu it says yeah, hot dog and tortilla. Yeah, it's cultural. Yeah, so it's american food for sure.
Speaker 2:Yeah it's cultural. You got the tortilla in there and the hot dog and uh or a frankfurter it could be. It could be, it could be a bra. It could be mexican. German, you put a brat in a tortilla, it it could be Mexican-American. With a hot dog it could be, you know God damn Well, I think we found a new business.
Speaker 3:So if Rolling Deeds doesn't work out, you know where we'll be.
Speaker 2:That was me getting really excited and rubbing my hands together.
Speaker 3:Which he tends to do all the time has a big smile on his face and rubs his hands together. If you know, you know, you know what I mean, dude, I get fired up about tortillas.
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Speaker 3:So yeah, first person Saturday.
Speaker 2:While you're celebrating, yeah, first person Saturday. Let's see, I don't even know what day Saturday is, saturday, may 24th the first person we get a video from rolling the dice and cracking open a beer on Saturday or any type of drink. You could have a mixed drink, yeah, we just need to see that you're partaking in that we need to see a dice and your drink.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we need to see a dice and your drink and we'll buy your pack. So if you keep your receipt for that pack of beer that you probably did buy and we'll pay for it, yeah. Just send it to one of our Instagrams and we'll get you hooked up.
Speaker 3:We'll have the Rolling Deep accountants Venmo you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we'll have the Rolling Deep accountants pay for your case of beer for Memorial Day weekend, so anybody out there it's going to partake in it. Keep your receipt and try to send us a dice roll and you'd crack it open and pounding a beer there, uh so if you made it this far in the episode and you uh, you got a heads up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, if you just listen to the first five minutes, well, shame on you for not using your time wisely. Yeah, exactly that's. Uh, that's our, that's our giveaway, so if you're interested in partaking, just be ready. First official rolling deep giveaway yeah so shoot us, shoot us a little. Uh, interactive content here and uh, um, we'll get in touch with you. We'll have our pr team get in touch with you if you've won, yes, but anyway, uh, I think we're gonna talk about, uh, our fantasy football league here for a second.
Speaker 2:And hey, if you're listening and don't like fantasy football, don't turn it off yeah, it's.
Speaker 3:we're not talking about football, we're talking about the fun part about it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so the fun part about our league. I don't want to lose a bunch of people here thinking that we're just going to talk something that you're not interested in. If you are interested in fantasy football, we'll have enough content for you too. So, anyway, a couple years ago I think this is our third year in the league now we started a fantasy football group with me, alex and eight of our best buds that we got, and we decided that we were going to do what's called a dynasty league, which, for those of you that are into fantasy football, probably know. For those of you that don't, it means that we had a startup draft. We drafted all the players that we wanted and we just keep that team. So you don't ever redraft a team. You can do trades, you can pick people up that aren't on anybody's team, but besides that, when you start that league, it uh those players are on your team forever.
Speaker 3:So if you draft patrick mahomes when you guys start, you'll have patrick mahomes forever, unless you trade them or remove them from your team yeah, so no, you don't.
Speaker 2:I mean a lot of fantasy leagues out. There is like a redraft every year. So you have the option the next year to redraft, you can totally change your team yeah, but we decided to start a uh dynasty a dynasty league so we never really lose them. And um to shake it up from the monotonous, you know some people might think you know fantasy league year round. You wouldn't really be all that into it if there wasn't anything on the line, you know.
Speaker 2:So to keep us focused in and paying attention year round, we decided to make the very last person in the league every year has a punishment that we spin on. We get together every year and draft our rookies and, uh, we decide on what punishments everybody have for the year. So if you take dead last in our league, you have to do your punishment. For example, alex lost this year's league and he had to go do the blazing wing challenge at buffalo wild and I don't remember what episode.
Speaker 3:We talked about it. But we talked about a little bit a few episodes ago. Yeah and uh, it was.
Speaker 2:It was something so today, um, if that wasn't enough sports for you, non-sports fanatics we're going to talk about the punishments that everybody drew this year. We're just going to run down the list of punishments and basically explain them to you, what they mean, what they do, and give you a little food for thought on what could be happening to me or Alex here in the near future. But so we're going to run down. The first punishment we have is called the dog kennel. So all the dog kennel is is the loser has to get into a dog kennel that fits them.
Speaker 2:We lock it up yep and then every single person that didn't lose gets to dump pour, yeah, squirt something on them of their choice.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but we made. We made some restrictions like I think ever did.
Speaker 3:We say one or two things everyone gets to bring yeah, like you couldn't bring piss yeah or feces yeah, like I think we said, two things, but I think the rule was it has to be like from a grocery store and bought that day, so you couldn't like bring, you know, three month old expired milk or something. Has to be like that day and I think I think that was. I think everyone gets to bring two things, if I'm not mistaken yeah, so basically the guy just gets a bunch of food, yeah like nasty anything you know you'd.
Speaker 2:You'd pour a bucket of feathers on them and get it to stick I mean anything that you want to throw sauerkraut, yeah, so that's kind of the dog kennel yeah um, the next one that we have is the holiday.
Speaker 3:Uh, dd, so that one might be the most tame on this list.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so the one on this list, basically and it doesn't have to be a holiday, I suppose, but basically it's three times in the year that all of us will be together, go out for a couple drinks, and that specific person can't drink, obviously all night and basically is just in for it for the night. Whatever we want to do, wherever we want to go, has to be our dd.
Speaker 2:Has to be our dd yeah, like they're, they're in for it. For however long we're bouncing around, they gotta, you know, come in with us and drink water or mountain dew and and uh, basically, you know, just kind of drive us around for three days out of the year that we all decide. Um, the next one that we got is, uh, running a five K, but in an outfit that the winner chooses. Yeah, so the person that wins the league if this guy so happens to lose, the winner of the league picks out what outfit he has to run his 5k if it's like a, like a sexy halloween costume, yeah, some t-shirt with some saying on it, or whatever he has to like.
Speaker 3:I mean not saying he has to complete in like a record time, but he just has to complete a 5k yeah, but while wearing the outfit of the winner's choosing yeah, so pretty much.
Speaker 2:However long it takes you to run the 5k is when you can get out of it yeah, which that's not.
Speaker 3:I mean it'd suck because no one.
Speaker 2:I mean I'm not gonna say anyone, but, like for me, I personally don't want to do a 5k, but I guess it just depends on the outfit so I I feel like that one's not terrible, no, compared to some of the others I mean, unless you can make it like kind of awkward, but like I feel like with the right mindset you could laugh it off for most of the fight. Yeah, like people would run by you kind of laugh and you'd be like but everyone's there to do their shit, like so I mean the tension's not all on you yeah, everyone's worried about completing their pr so, yeah, um, the next one we have on this list is called sit and smoke.
Speaker 2:But basically we came up with this idea because we were all hanging out at this property that I have and I had a nice fire going and it got really smoky and for some reason, you know, the smoke was literally, yeah, just always in somebody's face, and so basically we came up with this idea. Whether we wanted to start a fire this early or not, it's just all day long until everybody leaves. So they would come, you, we'd build a fire somewhere, we could purposely make it smoky, whatever. But they got to pick their seat and then they can't get up from then on out. So if they're bringing food, they got to sit the food near them, drinks, taking a piss they can't sit their chair.
Speaker 3:If we leave, whether we come back, yeah.
Speaker 2:If we all want to go get food, they're staying there in the chair. I mean, at that point they'd probably get up to piss, but they're still like like somebody brought them there and they literally can't leave.
Speaker 3:So it's like yeah, and I mean, and before anyone's like well, that just sounds evil. It's not like we're going to starve them, yeah.
Speaker 2:Like like well, that just sounds evil. It's not like we're gonna starve them. Yeah, like like we'll, we'll make sure that you know he's safe. Yeah, but yeah, that's that's kind of the deal is. I mean, it could be you could not get any smoke in your eyes all night, but you could have the smoke pointed straight at you for the it's almost 11 hours, you know, and it sounds like, uh, the revenant, like an art of dicaprio, like you're basically doing the Revenant, but you can't walk. You can't get up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that'll be an interesting one, and that one came from because our buddy that pulled that one. We were going to have him ride a bull.
Speaker 2:It's a county fair, but he weighs like a buck ten. Yeah, and we were. We don't want him to die. Yeah, we were a little bit curious on, uh, what would happen if, when he inevitably didn't ride the bull we'd root for him for sure.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, we thought that was too unsafe yeah, so that's kind of um that.
Speaker 2:Uh, the second one or the next one that we're going to talk about is, uh, mine personally but uh, it is the gallon for loco mile yeah, you want to. Yeah, so basically it got switched up because I drew the milk mile, which is basically drink a gallon of milk, however you choose, but you have to drink a gallon of milk and the gallon of milk has to be gone before you finish your mile. Around the track or wherever you're running the mile, it doesn't really matter, but the gallon of milk has to be gone.
Speaker 3:By the time you finish?
Speaker 2:yes, by the time you finish the mile. Well, I will have to say, I'm not sure if it will be any better, but I can't stand puking, like for the life of me. Like I just can't stand puking like for the life of me, like I, I just can't do it. Um, like I've I've even been sick and like tried, and then I just can't like. So I'll just end up laying there in bed for like three times longer than I should Cause just cause.
Speaker 2:I can't get anything out ever because I just don't, I just don't like it. And so, yeah, I kind of saw the writing on the wall and was like, well, I'm 100% going to puke if I drink a gallon of milk. Yeah.
Speaker 2:And so we kind of were bouncing off ideas as to what would be better than milk. And it just ended up being the alternate, which was getting super hammered, which I was okay with as long as it didn't involve puking, which I also could still puke, because that's a lot of liquid to go down and also run a mile. But I felt I was okay with it because there was a lot less likelihood that I puke doing that than a gallon of milk. I mean, gallon of milk was like 100.
Speaker 2:You're doing that I feel like a gallon of anything and running a mile it's not gonna feel great no, it's not gonna feel great, but I just I personally felt when they came up with the alternative that like in my mind, I convinced myself like okay, I might not do that yeah, I might not puke if that happens.
Speaker 3:So which is fair, and everyone agreed like, yeah, all right if you that's what you want to do, yeah so that that's kind of where that one stemmed from.
Speaker 2:Um, I'm still not ecstatic about it, but I feel a lot better about it than the alternative.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Milk.
Speaker 3:Ugh gross.
Speaker 2:Yeah, next one on the list is we got potion trivia about our hometown. So everybody. Basically we gave him a category that he can research yeah so, um, and now thinking back on it, I don't know why we gave him the category so early. If he lost, we should have just gave it to him like three weeks before or something like a week before we can still change it from the hometown but, but, but it's in theoretical.
Speaker 2:We're doing like hometown trivia, so anything about our town, everybody, the loser, then at that point, um, the other nine guys in the league can come up with two trivia questions to ask the loser about our hometown, because everybody's kind, you know from the same place and, uh, it will give him time to study his you know two weeks to catch up on everything about our hometown that he can possibly, you know, bring together. But then everybody can bring you know, two questions about our hometown, no matter what it is, and if he gets them wrong, what was it?
Speaker 3:he had to take a shot of something that we gave it didn't have to be alcohol, but it could be like it's kind of the same as dog kennel, like we get something from the grocery store, we put it in a blender, oh yeah, and then that concoction. Every time he gets a question wrong he has to take a shot. Yeah. But it's like the same thing. Something from a grocery store a day of obviously has to be edible. Yeah, but it's probably not going to be great.
Speaker 2:Yeah. So we're going to get a blender, blend up a nice little mixture for him and every question he gets wrong he has to take a shot of that mixture, said mixture. Honestly, I think that this is probably the funnest one like to date. Like if I had that one it wouldn't be stupid. Like I wouldn't like not want to take dead last, but I would be okay with it.
Speaker 1:Like the mixture would be gross, but it I don't know, I think it'd be kind of fun to try It'd be fun to be there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's going to be interesting to see what everyone brings. Yeah.
Speaker 2:And then, um, the next one we got is, uh, the Tik TOK challenge, which I can't remember exactly what that was, so Alex can explain that one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so the tech talk challenge. I think we agreed on 10 days where the loser would have to do a tech talk every day of each person's choosing. So for nine days. Then well, it would be nine, but I think we said 10 cause it's it just sounds better, but I think 10 would be like of a majority vote. But, for example, if I lost and I had tiktok challenge, uh, easton would tell me first day like all right, you got to make a dance to this song and I'd have to post a tiktok. And then the second day, someone else would be like all right, you have to do a you know day in the life, make a vlog and has to be this amount of time. And then the third day, and so on, and so on. Um, and that's about it. I think we're gonna allow. You can say that it is a fantasy punishment. Yeah, so you're not just like posting random videos, but they have to stay up until at least they're all completed.
Speaker 3:I feel like yeah it'd be a good rule until all are uploaded, then you can delete them.
Speaker 2:Which is crazy, because other people have done this in their fantasy leagues that also have punishments, and there's been people that literally became TikTok famous.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, dude, just the algorithm. They'll see that you put that text and you get famous. But everyone understands.
Speaker 2:That's what I'd try to do. I'd try to put as many hashtags on the end of my I'd be like dude, if I'm gonna do this, let's. Let's try to hack the algorithm here.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like, hey, I might have taken dead last, but I have more money in my bank accounts than you but so that's kind of the tiktok challenge.
Speaker 2:Uh, we only got a couple more. But uh, the other one is a 25 honk car sign. So basically, oh yeah, that one's, we can the group, if he loses, we can, um, set him up anywhere we'd like inside of the town. I mean, obviously has to be on some type of road that would get 25 cars to drive by. We can't put them at, like, the end of a dead road with only three houses on it, you know. But um, it has to be some type of like highway something. But he's get a sign of the winner's choosing that, basically, at the end of whatever the winner wants to put on, it just says honk yeah and he can't leave until he gets 25 people to honk yep, and it has to yeah winners choosing it could be anything.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we'll put them somewhere good, but it'll just be fun just to like kind of sit back and relax and watch.
Speaker 2:Yeah and I mean it'll be. It'll be even funnier because, like I mean, all of us nine are probably, if he loses, are gonna want to partake in it. You know, oh yeah so it'll just be like nine guys sitting behind a guy with a sign. Oh yeah, it's gonna be like I don't know, funny It'll be hilarious. Then the last one we got on the list is actually Alex's, so he can explain that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so I got a public car wash. We didn't talk about location, I don't think, but essentially, if I get last place, this year again I have to have a public car wash, and I don't know what the limitations are or how many cars I have to wash, but I basically have to wash cars for free, I think, until yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't think we really got into it Same kind of deal as the 5K, though I thought.
Speaker 3:Is it?
Speaker 2:I mean, I can, that's what.
Speaker 1:I have to wear. Oh yeah, no wait, I have to wear it.
Speaker 2:They can like dress the winter to choose what you wear while you're washing all the cars.
Speaker 3:And then we'll sell like a number, like maybe like ten cars or something, or however many. But we'll find somewhere. And until I get to that amount of cars I can't stop and it's free.
Speaker 2:Which would actually be pretty, pretty sick. Um, we maybe could just turn it into a fundraiser after year 10 and just keep washing cars for the freaking. Yeah, for the uh, fantasy fantasy account there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, if you want to get a car wash so, mind you, we, we have all these punishments for the losers. The winner there is a trophy, which is actually crazy, because first year of the league I won it and then I got dead last next year. And while we're on this topic, I do have to say I'm upset One of our punishments, because there's 10 of us. We all came up with like two or three punishments and then we just kind of like, no, we put them all in a wheel. That's what it was. We put them all in a wheel and we spun whatever.
Speaker 3:My, uh, my punishment didn't make it talk about your punishment so my idea was there was a place in uh, I think it was Beaverton that does airsoft and paintball and I wanted to all be together and the last place loser would be hunted. So it would be a 9v1 paintball and or airsoft hunt, essentially, and we'd set a timer so the one person alone would have to survive for like five minutes while we all hunt them and belt him with paintball and or our soft bb's.
Speaker 2:I thought it was a good idea which is actually pretty crazy because, like I've seen some of those videos, but like I've seen some of those videos, but like I don't think I've ever been hit with a paintball but I've had to hit with like an airsoft bb, because that's kind of like the way that we grew up in, which is kind of crazy to think about. Like yeah before our age they were just paintballing. And then our age came, and then it was just like airsoft instead of paintball, and I think that's.
Speaker 3:Our age came, and then it was just like airsoft instead of paintball and I think that's kind of why, because I, I remember, just like, because some bb guns are not bb but airsoft. I mean it's just an airsoft like, it's like it stings for a second, whatever, but some of those fucking hurt, oh dude. And so that was kind of where my idea and obviously loser would have like gear on, but still even with like protective padding and all I mean just like a helmet yeah, but if you have like nine dudes shooting, maybe like a helmet and a cup
Speaker 2:yeah, but besides that, I would say no protective equipment yeah I just thought I mean as long as you're still going to be able to procreate and you're not going to like get right in the temple and die Like other than that save your eyes.
Speaker 3:And while, uh, we should also add to this that, uh, our idea was the loser would wear like a deer onesie or some sort of animal onesie, so it's like an actual hunt. But it didn't make it on there, so maybe next year or the year after, but we, we really wanted to get that in there. So if you have any fun idea for punishments for, uh, our uh fantasy football league, hit us up at rolling deep pod with one p on instagram yeah, rollingdeeppod.
Speaker 2:One p on instagram. Um yeah, dude, I just dated myself and didn't even realize it. How so are people even doing airsoft stuff anymore?
Speaker 3:may I mean. Maybe I I mean that place, and I don remember if it's Beaverton or Hillsboro that I was talking about, but they're still open, so I'm sure. And from the website, when I was doing research for the punishment, it seemed like they have tournaments and stuff. But our whole thing was to research. For this punishment you could rent out the whole, yeah, or a certain amount of cash, and so we'd all put money in and then we could do like even if we wanted to do like a 5v5, which that would be kind of fun just to do like mess around my one of my ideas.
Speaker 2:I don't know if it got on or didn't. I'm sure if we put it on or not, but it was a lie detector test. They had to hook you up to a. Basically the loser got hooked up to a polygraph and then everybody got to ask them one question of their choosing and basically, obviously we'd have somebody there. That was like that's a lie.
Speaker 3:But yeah, I don't think it made it all in there, but I remember us talking about it.
Speaker 2:That'd be really fun, but we would have to. I mean, I don't know I feel like I got nothing to hide, but also, at the same time, we'd have to somehow limit it, because yeah there's just some stuff that's like you got to keep to yourself. Yeah, it's like for sure, it's not like I'm keeping massive secrets, but it's like I'm not really trying to tell the guys in the league you know yeah, uh, no, I remember we did some research on that.
Speaker 3:It was also like pretty expensive, yeah. And I mean I think we're all down to put like for some punishments and some stuff, like, yeah, we all put in a few bucks, whatever, but some things it's like all right. I don't know if we should all be putting in a hundred bucks for us to ask, you know, one question.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean but I remember the impractical jokers did that one time and it was funny yeah, I've seen on a bunch of YouTubers use the same dude for lie detector tests.
Speaker 3:I don't know the guy's name or where he works, I don't know, but I feel like also around here it'd be kind of hard to find one dude, I don't know why this uh came up in the same like idea as me, but you know what I love.
Speaker 2:What's that is magic, magic yeah I love and I love magic, magic shows.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like magic, I'm big into magic they're fun to watch, like uh, chris angel, like david blind type shit yeah, I went to um.
Speaker 2:Gosh, I'm really pissed. I don't remember this guy's name, but I went to a magic show with my mom one time for, like my birthday. I I was turning like 14, I think I was in the 8th grade and we went there. It was just on the town right next to us and there was like a thing at the beginning of the show that like if you I think it was tweeting Like if you tweeted out something about like being at the show, he'd like enter to win you know kind of like a giveaway thing. And I was so excited and I tweeted out and I was selected and I got to like meet him after the show and he gave me like one of the books that he used.
Speaker 3:Oh, no yeah.
Speaker 2:Like one of like the magic books that he used at the show. Like it was just kind of like a quick. It was just kind of like a quick little like thing that he did during the show when he like just kind of like flipped through a book and then all of a sudden the book was like completely blank. It was just like like a quick little thing that he did. He was like, hey, look at this book, this is where I started out. And then he's like check it out, and then yeah, and then it was just like blank type of thing, and then so I got like that book and like an autographed picture of him.
Speaker 2:Oh that's cool and got to like meet him after the show and stuff and it was super cool. But obviously mom knew I was super into magic and then it was right around my birthday and then she uh saw that he was in town and it was super cool. He did like he did the uh, the uh. Gosh, this is gonna make you guys think that I'm not actually into magic, but the guy I think it's David Blaine, this whole straight jacket with the burning guillotine or whatever.
Speaker 3:Didn't Houdini used to do that no?
Speaker 2:that's what I was thinking of. But Houdini, I thought Houdini did the straight jacket in the water. Like he would drown if he didn't get out.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but this guy did. Maybe David Blaine did that too, or Criss Angel. I kind of get confused with Criss Angel and David Blaine a little bit, to be honest.
Speaker 2:But he yeah, he did the thing where he was like chained up in a straight jacket, everything was locked up and there's like these two strings that were basically burning from like each side. That, would, you know, chopped his head off or whatever it was, and he got out of it, obviously, and then they finally ended up burning and like falling and it was like but yeah, have you ever seen the movie, uh, the amazing burt wonderstone, I think it's called?
Speaker 3:no, it's steve carell and it's about magic. And this dude's like so, it's steve carell and he's like in like a, just a normal magician does like the classic, like rabbit out of a top hat, like makes flowers turn into birds or whatever, but his rival is kind of like a David Blaine ripoff, yeah, which I always just thought was super interesting. Because I feel like when you think of magicians, you think like all right, I'm going to chop this lady in half with a saw and her legs are going to walk that way and she's going to walk this way and it's going to be like cool. But I feel like magic is exactly like that now, where it's like yeah, I'm gonna eat this bottle and it's glass and I'm gonna be fine or I'm gonna swallow you know 15 katanas, but then I'm gonna puke out a frog. It's like random, like it's almost like jackass, ask stuff.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean which which that's what that's like to me is like I'm not saying that I understand everything, because I I don't, but I've always been like super intrigued by something that, like my brain can't comprehend. Like why like stuff like that to where it's just like like some of the stuff they do is always just like obviously crazy. They're magicians and know how to. You know they're mastered, you know the art of illusion and other things, but I've always like loved watching magic, just for that sole fact that it's like you sit there and you're just like how, how? Like I don't, I don't, I don't know how, and I literally can't figure out how, and that's just like the thing is like gives you. You're always so involved. I feel like you're like what's he doing?
Speaker 2:especially what's he trying and like yeah, and then everybody's always you know, I mean a lot, a lot of people like what's the number one thing that people try to do when someone's showing a magic trick is figure out like what they did, how he did it. Yeah, like everybody, everybody's always trying to freaking watch a magic trick and be like oh yeah, well, I saw you freaking, take that card and put it in your back pocket.
Speaker 2:You know, like, like everybody's trying to look for it and then like to me, that's the fun of it, is like you're looking for it. And then it's like yeah, I didn't freaking catch that. Like how, how?
Speaker 3:so in that same sense I mean, because I know we've watched like jackass together is it kind of the same thing where it's like you watch like johnny knoxville, like get rammed by like a bull at full speed, and then you're like how and why did you did that? I'm gonna keep watching, no, but kind of because that's how I am.
Speaker 2:I mean not, not kind of but like um, but there's just less like when I watch jackass, it's funny, but it's to me it's a different vibe because it's like I understand why they're doing it. They may, fucking, they make millions off of doing dumb shit in which they don't die.
Speaker 3:So you like watch it and it's funny, but it's not like like to me, it doesn't hit the same um I always get excited receptors in my brain I guess I always get excited watching new shit by jackass because, to me at least I just keep thinking to myself how are they gonna top the last movie?
Speaker 2:yeah, I mean when, yeah, which is? And they somehow do every time yeah, I mean the the jackass gets me in the way of like how, how did they not die? Yeah, but it's less like. It's less like in awe like I guess he gets he uh, freaking, whomped by a scorpion on his ball sack like okay, that's interesting, I understand why it hurts. How did he not die? So I mean, I guess it's kind of like magic, but yeah, how did he, but it wasn't.
Speaker 3:All these other stunts yeah, well because it's a movie, they had a team, but at the same time, money. Yeah, I also I wonder that do you think they get paid like per stunt, or do you think they like negotiate a contract? I've always wondered that. I don't know man maybe like it's like hey, if you get kicked in the balls by the best soccer player in the world, you know we'll add 15 000 to your whatever you know. Yeah, maybe that's how it is.
Speaker 2:I don't want to speak for the guys over there or do you think that they get like paid a set price and then they just basically tell you whether it's worth it or not? I mean, maybe Like there's, like you're getting $4 million for this movie and then they're just like hey, Steve-O, you want to get fucking?
Speaker 3:Shot out of a cannon.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you want to get shot out of a cannon onto a slab of concrete and then he's just like. You know that's not worth 250 000.
Speaker 3:You know I'm doing well, one of their movies, because they do like the like they do, uh, jackass, two, three, four, and then they have a I don't know what to call them, but they do like, but they do scenes that didn't make it slash behind the scenes. And I think one of them talked about how there's kind of like a sign-up sheet thing, so they'll have an idea for a stunt or whatever. And then some people will be like oh well, I'm not going to do that, for example, I'm not going to get into that steel cage with the anaconda, yeah. But then it's like well, that person, he didn't do this and that, so he's at the top of that list.
Speaker 3:And then it's just kind of like up to the person, but I feel like I would be pissed off if I was like all right yeah, I'll do this stunt, but then it didn't make it into the movie like at all.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because they get a bunch of like b-roll footage, because they're they're always recording, like, even if you think they're like not recording and you're just like, all right, I'm gonna go grab a sandwich while you know johnny knoxville slams his balls in a fucking doorway. You're gonna get punched in the face, maybe. Yeah, maybe you're gonna get exploded like whatever. Yeah, and I would just be terrified to be on that set dude.
Speaker 2:I like still this day there's a lot of like crazy shit. They did, obviously, but still this day, like my least favorite one, that I would be like, nah, I'm not, I'm not really taking up. That is uh, when they, when they went off the ramp straight into the cactuses oh yeah, it's off.
Speaker 3:I think that's off the newest one isn't that Zach? Yeah, yeah, he just freaking, goes off the ramp into a pile of but the weirdest thing is that's why I'm like the craziest thing they know, but not, that's just that's what that's to me.
Speaker 2:I mean I know there's probably other stuff like painful, but like that's the only thing I can relate to. I guess like I've gotten whomped by a cactus and it's like, wow, that hurts, like I'm sure getting stung by a scorpion and the balls would hurt way more. So going into a pilot you know, like I know what a cactus is.
Speaker 2:You know, it's like I've never got whomped by a freaking scorpion, but I have gotten whomped by a cactus. Is it's like I've never got whomped by a frigging scorpion, but I have gotten whomped by a cactus, so it's like that hurt.
Speaker 3:The one that always got me was I don't remember if it's Jackass 2 or 3, but it's not even that I feel like it would hurt. What I would just be mortified is they have the four-way teeter-totter and they have a bowl running around so they're like sitting there and each person has to like jump off.
Speaker 3:And the reason why it scares me is because you have to have trust in the person opposite from you, because if one person leaves, like everyone else is fucked, yeah, and so that's always just freaked me out it's been terrified, but out it's been terrifying but thank you guys for listening and to stay updated on our specials or new episode releases, follow our Instagram at rolling deep pod with one P.
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