Slip It In

The TL;DR: Pet Rabbits, Poet Care, and Parking Lot Drama

• Matty, Megan, JJ • Season 2 • Episode 33

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We kick off season two with JJ in Puerto Rico, a precarious soundboard, and a reminder of why our friendship works when life refuses to cooperate. Travel mishaps, dating myths, reality TV, and a surprisingly good cherry cola energy drink keep the pace high and the laughs louder.

• who we are as three best friends and how we’ll now publish on Wednesdays
 • JJ’s sprint to a last-minute wedding amid looming airspace chaos
 • nephew shower shenanigans and the art of travel patience
 • poet care as a personal aesthetic shift from poet core
 • TV hits and misses across June Farms, The Traitors, Members Only: Palm Beach, and more
• dating goals for 2026 and why one pre-date shot might help
• Celsius Cherry Cola taste review, clean caffeine talk, and label literacy
• wins and fails: J.Crew return grace, parking lot pull-through etiquette, sneeze-at-will PSA
• Puerto Rico’s long Christmas season and the airplane clap debate
• celebrity sightings and side quests, from Ron Funches on The Traitors to thirst-worthy TV moments with Noah Wyle, plus reality-adjacent cameos that send us straight to Google and Reddit

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Speaker:

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Speaker 1:

Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone. We are back for season two to slip it in with you. I'm Megan. This is Matty.

Speaker 5:

Bienvenidos. This is JJ from Puerto Rico.

Speaker 1:

And we're laughing a little bit here because it's a little bit dicey. JJ's in Puerto Rico. He normally runs the board. So tonight I am the boardmaster.

Speaker 3:

It is crazy because we're season two. We want to get off to a good start. And it's a little rocky. A little rocky.

Speaker 5:

I think this is a good start. It just shows everybody, especially those that have not listened to us, who we are. We are an unhinged group, so why not?

Speaker 3:

That's fair. That is fair. And so bear with us if we have a technical snafu here or there. I'm not sure what's gonna happen, but I do think it sets the stage for season two.

Speaker 5:

Can you say you miss me though?

Speaker 2:

Oh, we miss you for sure.

Speaker 3:

I mean, like I just learned how to work my mic stand, like let alone any death.

Speaker 5:

So yes, we can say I do have to say that when I was told Megan was running the board, I my I clutched my pearls for sure.

Speaker 3:

Well, truth be told, not to out you or anything, but I got a text message on the side that says, Do you think maybe you should be looking at the board?

Speaker 5:

Well, that is me.

Speaker 1:

Well, these boys uh run on Macs. I'm a PC girl, so they think they're superior to me. But little do they know I have a little techie and I can handle the board.

Speaker 3:

I don't think we're superior, but I will say when you give me advice in PC language, I'm like, this is a Mac. This is not the same, but we're okay. We got we got it. Let's let's pivot.

Speaker 5:

Sweetie, get to the opposite.

Speaker 3:

Can I? Yeah, sweetie. Uh okay. Season two. If you're just tuning in to season two because it's a New Year's resolution for you, in the fact that you want to get engaged with podcasts, or maybe you've been aware of us since season one, but you haven't started listening. We want to lay a little foundation for you all before we dive into it. So here's here's the TLDR. We are three besties, three best friends that have known each other for years and years and years. The dynamics is a little different between each of us individually and collectively. Megan and I have known each other since we were six years old. JJ and I met through a mutual friend and then actually dated seriously and lived together for a long period of time. Plot twist. Plot twist. Bombshell spoiler. Uh, but then we, you know, reached a conscious uncoupling, if you will, and have been remained as uh respectful to each other, but then it turned into a best friendship. I consider him a brother, actually, at this point. Megan is my sister, and so it's just very family-oriented, best friendships, and we are unhinged, and we are uncensored, I think. We'll just talk about almost and we'll come for each other occasionally, and people will be like, wow, really? And we're like, Yeah, really. It's just because that's the kind of relationship we have. So the other thing I will say, uh, separate from that, is that this podcast has typically delivered uh Monday episodes. We are switching that to Wednesdays, but there is an asterisk because life happens. Our best guess is that every Wednesday we'll drop a new app. Something comes along. You know, don't be surprised if it changes. And oh, Puerto Rico's popping. Yeah, and we don't have our windows open here in Michigan, but anyway, and then the other thing I'll say is that we are continuing uh to work through the video piece, and that's coming to a theater near you soon.

Speaker 1:

Okay, yes, good, yep, that sounds great. But Matty, you said something in the beginning. You said here's the TLDR. What does that mean for our slippers out there? I think something.

Speaker 5:

I was actually I was actually gonna ask that because I'm like, I don't want to start up season two with that those JJ know it, but I'm like, Oh really?

Speaker 3:

Oh my gosh, sorry, it's too long, don't read. It means like here's the TLDR. I just wrote you a three-page when I just talked through a three-page. The TLDR is we are besties, we're gonna drop on Wednesdays. We might have some tech diffs. Yeah, those are that's the TLDR. Yeah, too long.

Speaker 5:

That's what I use Chat TPT for now. Okay nowadays.

Speaker 3:

Okay, yeah. We use it a lot, Mike, in the work that I'm in. It's we give a TLDR, and if you want to keep reading, go below.

Speaker 5:

I get it, I get it, I get it. And to your point, Matty, that yes, Puerto Rico is popping, and I am in Puerto Rico. I met it here. Um, I came here for to do some work business, and I do have family here. I am Puerto Rican, so it was interesting just to get here, to be honest. Uh, like I think that we all agree that, and I think that Megan and I, we've talked about it, you know. If you have not listened to our flying and traveling shenanigans that is part of like season one, I'm telling you, season two, it will continue with the traveling shenanigans.

Speaker 1:

Oh, for sure.

Speaker 5:

Trying to get here to Puerto Rico, Matty and Megan.

Speaker 3:

I am telling you, it is it was it's been just when this airs, we are probably a week and a half into what I mean, like the airspace issues, right? I mean, like, we're not a political podcast. That's also for new listeners, but political things happen that impact our podcast world, life, everyone's. And so you made it by like a day, right? Because you would have flown the next day or tried to fly the next day, the airspace to get canceled. You would have been canceled. Yeah, you wouldn't have made it out. I mean, not even delayed, canceled, right? 100%. And I don't and you were trying to make a wedding, right?

Speaker 5:

Yes, yes. So I had like a last-minute wedding that I have to attend. Um, and so I have to get here.

Speaker 3:

Can I just it's not to cut you off? It's funny because it's your sister, and you say last minute act, it feels like a last-minute wedding is like a friend of a friend of a friend just invited me, but it's your sister's wedding.

Speaker 5:

Right? It's it was just my sister's last-minute wedding. Okay, and we don't have to get into it, but it yeah, it was it was quite a uh a journey just to make sure that I was there to be able to, and I was happy that I was able to do that. Sure. Um, and I gotta say that no issues getting here. Not because I was not traveling with Megan, and I was not sure.

Speaker 3:

But maybe, but maybe.

Speaker 5:

But but I have to say you guys, like I I don't know if I told you this, but talking about delays, I did have a delay because that's something that we you know we carry along right away. Oh, yeah. When I was I was actually on a hotel with my eldest nephew.

Speaker 3:

So not an airline. This is not airline.

Speaker 5:

No, this is not airline, but it's traveling related.

Speaker 3:

Okay.

Speaker 5:

Um, and I was I agreed, and it's just let's just say this way. Like, I agreed to be in one night with my nephew and his girlfriend. Now, I'm I'm gonna go back to Matty's call and like at call of action of people that are new to the podcast. If you want to know shenanigans with this nephew and this girl mean, like we've gone or tried hiking with them. There's something else.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, okay.

Speaker 5:

Oh, we tried.

Speaker 3:

Are we going in the same direction in this?

Speaker 5:

Well, I'm telling you, okay. I they they asked me if I could request a late checkout, which I did.

Speaker 3:

Sure. I do that.

Speaker 5:

So the girl, yeah, I do that all the time. Even if I don't have anything to do, I do like a late checkout.

Speaker 3:

Just pad your timing, give yourself some time.

Speaker 5:

Get me ready for the out, and I will be, you know, getting ready for it. The thing is though, that my nephew and his girlfriend, they just love to have they just love a shower sex.

Speaker 2:

Oh god. Oh fuck.

Speaker 1:

They also love a blowjob on a road trip when they go to a stop site.

Speaker 5:

I think sexual bees. They just sexual beans.

Speaker 3:

I think this is where is this the connecting dot you're trying? Is this the TLDR? JJ, is this because JJ said, okay, I'm I'm piecing it together as we're talking through this. But okay, wait, what? Okay. Finish your story. But I think me we gotta connect for the listeners, we gotta connect the dot to what Megan said and what I think you just said.

Speaker 5:

Go for it. I'm about to get ready. We are it's shake out as as uh 11 a.m. They said we could give you 30 more minutes. My nephew, we got back to the room after their breakfast. He said, My nephew is like, can we ask for another 30 minutes? I said, I can try. They got in the shower, I packed everything up, I went to the car to get all the luggage. They're I'm just literally on outside of the room waiting for them to finish having sex.

Speaker 3:

Oh, you knew what was going on.

Speaker 5:

You knew they were I didn't, I didn't know because they were like, oh, we just had some business to do while we were in the shower. I knew that they were showering together, so you know things happen. I mean, I love a shower sex, don't get me wrong, but we were we were this close to just even get another feed just to be able to check out late. Wow, so there was a delay.

Speaker 3:

I can I I can envision the facial features of you in this moment because I know how you are in travel situations, and this probably didn't sit. Probably did not sit well with you.

Speaker 5:

It did not, especially like I I think that we all agree, like, especially like if I'm the one in charge of this room, for example, the hotel. Yeah, yeah. Like I'm the responsible one here. I agree to have you join me. I went from a king bed for just myself to just two doubles. What a sacrifice.

Speaker 3:

That's a sacrifice, folks. Sacrifice, yeah. So they probably had they probably had sex in the double next to you. And did you I don't know?

Speaker 5:

Probably. Probably.

Speaker 3:

I mean, they do have four kids or five, or maybe one on the way.

Speaker 5:

They don't have any kids together.

Speaker 3:

Wrong girl.

Speaker 5:

No, they're practicing.

Speaker 3:

Oh, I thought it was the oh, my bad. Can we have to edit the ad.

Speaker 5:

That was the only that was the only delay, if I would just say to say on that side. And just to wrap it up with my Puerto Rico experience so far, I'm going to be here for a month. I don't know if you know if we've talked, we've said this before, but I'm gonna be here for a while. But first week, creature feature.

Speaker 1:

Right. Oh, wow.

Speaker 5:

Wait a minute.

Speaker 1:

Oh, not even out and about.

Speaker 5:

No, she has a rabbit. A pet rabbit.

Speaker 3:

Oh, wow.

Speaker 5:

Wow.

Speaker 3:

Is it like in the house?

Speaker 5:

Yes, I've never seen that.

Speaker 3:

Is it a lobsa opsa? That might be a word you're not familiar with. Oh, yeah, yeah, not sure. Does he know it? That's a rabbit type of rabbit. Yeah, they were like it's like a puppy rabbit, I would say, like a quivalent. Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 5:

So I'm gonna I'm gonna consult this with you two because you're my besties.

Speaker 3:

So just so you know, and the rest of the world.

Speaker 5:

In Spanish, there is a word that we use that is very similar to rabbit that is connected to a female private parts. So when I walked in, I didn't know about this rabbit. So my sister, when I walked into the apartment, she said, You wanna be you wanna see my rabbit?

Speaker 1:

Oh my god. And rabbit is a slang word for vagina in Spanish.

Speaker 2:

Correct. Is it like is it exactly rabbit to rabbit?

Speaker 5:

Just a second. So if there is any Spanish speaking listeners, we do we do refer to the vagina as conejo, which is a rabbit?

Speaker 3:

I heard the word whole.

Speaker 5:

No, no, no. No. So my sister was like, You want to see my rabbit? I don't want to see a rabbit. Uh but she's like, my pet rabbit.

Speaker 2:

Oh, do you want to pet my rabbit? She asked you if you want to petit.

Speaker 5:

That is awful. I can't you two don't. Like in my lesbian, my sister just happens to be a lesbian.

Speaker 3:

Oh my god, the plot thickens. Yeah.

Speaker 5:

This to the for the last minute wedding. So listen.

Speaker 3:

Did you pat it? It's a creature feature.

Speaker 5:

That is a creature feature.

Speaker 3:

Or a featured creature. Or a featured creature if we want to flip the screw.

Speaker 1:

I think it's interesting that in English slang we use the word pussy for vagina, but in Spanish, they do really which a pussy is like a cat, so it's all it all tracks back to the case.

Speaker 3:

Puts and voice. It tracks back to the animal king.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but not the same animals, which is odd.

Speaker 3:

You would just so you know, I'm not into either.

Speaker 1:

Me neither.

Speaker 5:

Me neither. I'm saying I'm alert. I'm saying all this to let you guys know it's week one on Puerto Rico and it's been full impact. And Megan, I am ready for you when you come in.

Speaker 3:

Oh, that's so nice. Well, let's hope I make it. There, yeah. I just want to do one quick thing because I promised the listeners I would do this to connect the dots. So three years ago, Megan and I, JJ was doing a similar trip to Puerto Rico. Megan and I visited really quick and we went to see the rainforest. Was it yeah?

Speaker 1:

Water. We went to go do a rainforest hile and see water.

Speaker 3:

And there were two vehicles. We were the three of us were in one vehicle, and then his cousin, nephew, nephew, sorry, and his partner were in front of us leading the way to this national park, and we're at a stoplight, and stop sign, stop sign, and we're gonna love it. She brings up and here we are, and we're like, I why are we not moving? Why and you two are like, I'm not sure. And then all of a sudden I see this head in the front seat going up and down, up and down, up at I can bull. I think he's getting a blow job. We were at the stop sign for a long time.

Speaker 5:

It's like that, yes, Megan. Like the lines, we were stopping for more than just like. I mean, I think that the average on a stop sign is like what two seconds, three seconds, depending on what it could be. And a red chorus, there was nothing coming. There was no track.

Speaker 3:

It's a rolling stop in my book. Yes, keep moving.

Speaker 1:

These were small country roads with no other uh cars around, so there was no need for a long stop. And these were not well second stops, they were like 15-minute stops.

Speaker 3:

There was some, yeah, there were some shenans, and let's keep it moving.

Speaker 5:

And I think that honestly, I don't think that this is the last time we're gonna talk about my nephew and his shenanigans.

Speaker 3:

Oh god, doesn't seem that way.

Speaker 5:

Nope.

Speaker 3:

All right, let's so but make it ready for you. Yeah, and I'll be I'll be tuning in to you guys from there. I'll be here looking forward to it.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so at the last episode of season one, Matty, you were giving us some information about trends for 2026, and you were saying they came from the Today show. Now, one of those you kept calling poet care, which to JJ's and my like confusion, it made no sense to us.

Speaker 5:

Okay, we were questioning this poet care because it made no sense.

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna let you get it all out, and I'll care. I I had to have you spell it because I just I didn't understand how poet and care related. We asked you, is this how what the Today show said? And you're vacillated on it and didn't really say yes. Okay finally you came out and said no, and then you said maybe I made it up. But let's get to the bottom of it. Isn't it true you really were meaning to say poet core and instead said poet care?

Speaker 3:

No, I don't wait. No, I hold on, hold on, let me just say yes. No, I can't say yes because that's not my truth. I'm gonna give you the real here's what happened. The today show was a conduit to research. So, yes, I did hear on the today show about poet core, as you say. Okay, okay, all right, and I took that as inspiration that really resonated with me because I gravitated towards that aesthetic. I took that information and then I went out into the world wide web and I searched stuff and I was looking at trends and all the things, and I'm like, this is a real thing where people are going to move towards this aesthetic of poetness, which is studious and like a professor or somebody at a foggy book store. Look at listen to last up. And when I when we talked about it as a subject matter, all of those things, I'll use your word, were vacillating in my head. Okay, what came out of my mouth was poet care in that, like though, that's kind of like how my brain put it all together. And quite frankly, when you asked me to explain it, I said poet care is putting care into your personal aesthetic, which Can be in the realm of this poeticness. So therefore, I do feel like I have coined poet care. It almost was happenstance. But yes, originally the inspiration was core, and had I quoted it verbatim, it would have been poet core. But I kind of like, tell me if I'm wrong, I kind of like how it has evolved into poet care. And now it's gonna be I have a new line of clothing.

Speaker 2:

I have a new line of clothing coming out.

Speaker 1:

I need to tell the slippers this because last Saturday we're getting photos of Matty and his outfit to go out to coffee shops. And this outfit is like him making poet care happen. He had a long flowing scarf on and this like kind of oldish looking. Yeah, get a gel like. Yeah, to walk around downtown Royal Oak, which is a suburb of Detroit, and to hang out at coffee shops. You loved it.

Speaker 3:

Like get on my if you get on my Instagram, you can see it. It is there, and it I no new purchases were required. I just got into my closet. You're pushing this poet care. Poet care.

Speaker 1:

And I'm waiting to see the billowy sleeves.

Speaker 3:

I feel like poet care is Mattys. Oh, it's gonna happen, you guys. I'm gonna put it on a t-shirt.

unknown:

All right.

Speaker 5:

Can I say, Matty? Can I say that I'm so proud of you that your posts on the socials was not a real but an actual post. I knew you were gonna say you learn your lesson. I know what's you are doing great job here. You're doing great.

Speaker 3:

You know what I re you know what I realized, JJ? Just real moment here. It's like when I went to listen to my voice and my yes, I'm hearing it now as well. But I feel like it defaults to real. I didn't realize I was on a reel when I was trying to do a post. Listen, I know, I know anywhere, anywhere, anywho, Poet Care is gonna try.

Speaker 1:

We'll see, we'll keep you guys informed. But I want to say I have been like kind of getting caught up on shows that I haven't seen, and a bunch of new shows have been coming out. And I'll say I came across a cute little show that's like a fun reality show, if those are the things you like. And this is one that's different from your normal typical rat reality shows. It's June Farms, it's on Amazon. It premiered in November, and it's about a gentleman's farm in upstate New York that they put on fun events at the farm, a lot of weddings, but a lot of other events as well. They have lots of cute farm animals around and some cute guys. But I will say, I started watching the show. One, I went to law school in upstate New York, so I was attracted on that level. And then the man who owns this farm dropped something. Well, no, the man who owns this farm is pretty good looking. Very good. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

And I haven't watched yet.

Speaker 1:

Well, he's very handsome, and I'm like, oh, he's cute. And I'm like, I kind of like that his vibe. Nope, no kids, nothing. I don't know. JJ, I'm not sure. Lube Lube required. I will say I was like halfway through the first episode, I'm like, mm, I'm thinking this guy could be gay.

Speaker 2:

She did, and she did text me on the side. So this is real.

Speaker 1:

And then I started go, I'm like, I'm gonna Google him, his name, and see is he gay? And I Googled it and then says, yes, he's gay. And then all of a sudden, here comes his boyfriend on the scene. I'm like, God, Mike Gator is still really good.

Speaker 3:

Because I can't find Mike's last name to save my life, well, which is the boyfriend on the show. He's just Mike.

Speaker 5:

And if you google, like why would you want his last name?

Speaker 3:

Because Megan said he's a porn star.

Speaker 2:

Well, intendedly, like, there is a reason why you asked him to ask.

Speaker 5:

Well, account on Instagram and DM him.

Speaker 3:

No, I wanted to do an NSFW search.

Speaker 1:

I got really into June Farms.

Speaker 3:

TLDR.

Speaker 1:

I was researching where it was, which mind you, it's two hours from the Berkshires. I've already been planning a weekend trip for us where we can go see Dorinda, hang out in the Berkshires, stay a night at June Farms. They have really cute wellness huts that look like Hobbit houses. I do like that Hobbit. Yeah. Like it's I was planning all sorts of stuff. I'm way deep into this show. So then I did some Reddit research, and a lot of the locals don't like the owner because they're like he's catering to this New York people with money who can come and afford it and want to hang out and pet animals. Which there's that's a neat people need have a need for that. There's a market from the locals.

Speaker 3:

People from New York that want to pet animals like rabbits.

Speaker 1:

The locals think he's bringing all traffic in, whatever. But anyway, one thread said, one thread said supposedly, allegedly, his boyfriend is a porn star. But I don't know if that's all I heard. But I don't know if it's the boyfriend on the show. I don't know if it's a current boyfriend, an old boyfriend. Who knows?

Speaker 2:

She said that to me, and I'm like, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Incognito window, incognito window.

Speaker 5:

But there's no it's my browsing, which I just learned.

Speaker 2:

That's incognito browse. Incognito what window JJ.

Speaker 3:

Listen.

Speaker 1:

Private, Linda. But anyway, June Farms, check it out. It's it's not, it's very PG. It's cute and fun. And it was just nominated for a GLAAD award for one of the best reality shows. I do love that.

Speaker 5:

And I have frontal.

Speaker 1:

No, no, no, no. It's not sexual. It's it's totally PG, which is fun and cute.

Speaker 3:

I his name is Matt as well.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, Matt Baumgartner.

Speaker 3:

I've DM'd him. We'll see how that goes.

Speaker 1:

Well, he has his own podcast.

Speaker 3:

That's my go-to.

Speaker 5:

You don't understand DMing people 20.

Speaker 3:

Correct. Ron Funch has DM'd me back. I go for it. If you are a C leb, C level that's I'm you just call a C level.

Speaker 5:

C leb.

Speaker 3:

No, I'm gonna work my way up. If you're a C level reality star or a B level comic, I'm in for it. A levels, good luck.

Speaker 1:

I take any pseudo celeb of any level. Yeah, we're looking for guests.

Speaker 3:

Ron responded to me and he was cordial and kind.

Speaker 1:

Okay. Well, there's many other people. You can also catch them hang out. Speaking of what Megan's just Ron.

Speaker 3:

Sorry. Sorry, we're speaking of what Megan was just gonna say. There's new shows. Ron Funches is on the new season of Traitors. Take it away, Megan.

Speaker 1:

Well, I think you should tell the listeners who Ron Funches is. He's a stand-up comedian.

Speaker 3:

Yes, and he also is on loot with Maya Rudolph on Apple. Which we love. Which we love. So he is a recurring uh supporting cast member on that show.

Speaker 1:

And the new Traitors just got released, and he is a cast member on the new Traitors along with Lisa Renner.

Speaker 3:

It was a surprise.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, well, they need to have some comedy on the show. He's hilarious.

Speaker 5:

Talking about talking about traitors though, I don't know if you've seen any memes or pictures or anything like that, or if you've actually watched already the first episode. Mama Kelsey is the characters. Oh, she's on her so far.

Speaker 3:

Really?

Speaker 5:

Yes. And as if they need more press. Do you like her?

Speaker 3:

Do you like it?

Speaker 5:

I've been enjoying it. Yes.

Speaker 3:

Oh, well, you watch one episode. It's only that's out.

Speaker 5:

Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 3:

No, I thought the first three dropped. Oh, did they?

Speaker 5:

Yeah, yeah. There's three. I send you the schedule, Matty.

Speaker 1:

Yes, we have the schedule.

Speaker 5:

Sorry.

Speaker 1:

I saw it, JJ. Sorry. Yeah, the first three just dropped.

Speaker 3:

I've been too busy watching Palm Beach. Uh, members only Palm Beach. If you wise to watch that show.

Speaker 1:

Yes, I've finished it. Oh my gosh. It's like it's a mess of a show. It's a low-class housewives.

Speaker 3:

I'm gonna say this. I agree with you. For people that have watched the show, and I'm sorry if you haven't, just catch up. But Gail on this show, like that bitch, when she would tell that woman. When she kept saying, I'm sorry, Izbekistan, no bitch, Pakistan. Izbekistan, no, I've told you three times it's Pakistan. I couldn't with her. I could not.

Speaker 1:

So for the the slippers out there, members only Palm Beach is a new reality show here on Netflix about these women in Palm Beach who are probably all allegedly MAGA, because all they can talk about is getting to Mar-a-Lago and hanging out with Elon Musk. Yeah, that's true. That's all they talk about. True story.

Speaker 5:

As political as we can get.

Speaker 1:

I watched it, I enjoyed it. It's no Housewives, but if you are a Housewives fan, it it fills an edge.

Speaker 3:

But don't you like JJ and I were talking about this on the side? It's like, isn't it crazy that like people, these people are real people, they live and speak these languages, say these things and live this life. And like, I just it is nuts all.

Speaker 1:

Well, what I will say, just leaving it out here with this, I was shocked that these women who are so into getting into Mar-a-Lago and going to these highfalutin events are showing so much cleavage. And I'm a cleavage forward girl, let me tell you that.

Speaker 4:

Cleavage forward.

Speaker 5:

I don't know beyond I love when Megan shows me some cleavage.

Speaker 1:

Well, this is their cleavage. This cleavage is out of control. It is it's not cleavage forward, it's cleavage out.

Speaker 3:

Cleavage cleavage backwards.

Speaker 1:

That's all I'll say. But it's an interesting show. The other new shows that I've got to do. I don't think it's gonna win any Emmys. No, no. The other new shows out there are the Valley Persian style, which just premiered and is really good. If you used to watch Shaws of Sunset back in the day on Bravo, a lot of those original cast members are back with a bunch of new people and has all that Persian fun and goodness and fun in LA that you always used to love. So it's I've enjoyed it. The first two episodes are out, um, and it's really good.

Speaker 5:

I'm a big, I'm a big rest and I love it. Matty, I think. I met him at when you were in BravoCon. BravoCon, and I don't watch the show because you I mean you were our BravoCon correspondent.

Speaker 3:

I was corresponding, I was on the beat. Yeah.

Speaker 5:

It was yeah, watch FYI.

Speaker 3:

Those were reels, JJ. I posted those as reels correctly. I know. You that was the most impressed you ever were with the post that I made.

Speaker 5:

Yeah, I was like, wow. FYI, Megan, as we're talking about um TV shows, um Real Housewives of South Lake City has been one of those shows and Bravo that people ever since it started, people are just raving about it and things like that. Just in this past week, and I just thought about this. The Married to Medicine, I don't know if you've you are a fan of, it actually ranked more than Salt Lake City this past season, this new season. I've started watching it. It's crazy, it's so good. Phaedra is no longer there. Well, I love Phaedra. I love Phaedra. I do think I do like meetup Phaedra. Um, but yeah, yeah, and Portia is actually on traders.

Speaker 3:

I don't know what they're doing with Salt Lake City in terms of like it's different, real housewives to real housewives, but they are really taking I don't even know how to explain it, but Salt Lake City, they're trying to put this weird little theatrics to it. Like they did a Blair Witch thing, they did like the RV, the RV, they did a flashback to like Martha Washington or whatever, and they're in these wigs and shit. I just couldn't like it's really weird to me. I mean, I love the drama, don't get me wrong, but there's some weird editing going on, but I'm here for it. And then I mean, I think we all agree that the clip of the reunion show, Andy walking off, seems theatrical as well.

Speaker 1:

But well, no, I think well, no, Andy was asked about it on his radio show, and he said he's saving it for when it's going to air, but he said in he's never done it before and it was warranted. And and honestly, I think I know why. Like, oh, tell us the Meredith stuff is out of control. Well, no, she just will never own anything and denies it. And it becomes this circular argument and no one's here for it. We don't want it, and then Lisa will back her up. Well, no, we want her to just own her stuff, like just own it.

Speaker 3:

Okay.

Speaker 5:

All right. Matty, yes, if I say to you, talking about shows before we move on. If I say to you, I love LA, but uh why do you well?

Speaker 3:

I think of the show on HBO Max, which was the sleeper hit for me. Not a sleeper hit, probably across the board, but like I typically am not into a comedy. Not really. Not really. I mean, I love to laugh. I love a stand-up, but I just I stumbled upon the show. I could not get enough. I turned you onto it. Yes, JJ?

Speaker 5:

Oh, I'm a hundred percent fan.

Speaker 3:

And it is my hands down, the sleeper hit of this season for me. It was my best new ad to my portfolio of TV watching. I love it so much. Megan has watched it.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I I love I watch all LA-based shows. Yes, I mean, I I like it. Hello. I didn't I enjoy it, I think it's good. I wasn't as enamored with it as Maddie and JJ seem to be.

Speaker 3:

It's F. She I talked to Megan on the side about it, and she goes, Oh, if there's an LA show, I watch it. I'm from there. I did it.

Speaker 1:

Well, I live there for three years of my life. So like I love to like see what's happening and the guy on that show, the best gay friend.

Speaker 3:

I just am oddly uniquely attracted to him. He's so handsome. And I'm using into shorties and he's a tolly.

Speaker 1:

I think he's handsome too. I enjoy him.

Speaker 3:

Okay.

Speaker 5:

I also like I'm out. I'm out. He actually tried to can't he actually try to come for the heated rivalry.

Speaker 3:

Oh, he did? What do you mean? Oh, in commentary or in the in the socials? Oh, I thought he was trying to get in the role. I thought he was trying to get on the show as a role. I'm like, you're too tall for hockey.

Speaker 5:

But but they fixed it, it's all good. Um, yeah. Okay. We're we're please don't please don't spoil it for me. Don't even try to. Yeah. I have not. You better you better watch about Heroes. You better work this. You better you better.

Speaker 1:

Second season of The Pit is out. If you haven't watched it, that's also on uh that is quality. Is that Apple or HBO? That's also HBO. It's a great show. February 23rd.

Speaker 3:

I love that we've covered the gamut from reality to comedy to drama, and that show is amazing.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it stars. If you haven't watched it, you should go binge season one and then start up with season two. It stars Noah Wiley. He's now a attending. Oh it kind of even though it's not anything to do with ER, it kind of gives you ER vibes, and every episode is basically one hour of a day.

Speaker 3:

What I will say at this point is if I could pick a best friend who has zero degrees in doctorology, no, never went to medical school, I would want Noah Wiley as my friend because I feel like 20 years in, that fucker could put a tracheotomy in me like nobody's biz. He knows all the language, he knows all the lingo, he's seen it all. Like he could reset my broken calf like no one's bizarre.

Speaker 5:

Or at least walked around.

Speaker 3:

Can a calf get broken? I don't know.

Speaker 5:

Yeah. Or at least walked a PA or a nurse through it. Like he would know exactly what he's doing.

Speaker 3:

He'd be like, one, two, pump, breathe. One, two, pump, breathe. 100%. He could know it. One, two, pump, breathe.

Speaker 5:

One, two, pump, breathe.

Speaker 1:

I think Noah Wiley's very attractive, so I'm here for it.

Speaker 3:

Well, he is a dill. I wish you'd trim his beard a little.

Speaker 1:

Well, you don't like it. I don't like a beard, but I like Noah Wiley, and I feel like if we were dating, I could get that beard off.

Speaker 5:

Oh, Lord.

Speaker 1:

Not even.

Speaker 5:

Matty. JJ. It'll take a little bit.

Speaker 1:

JJ, text me on the side about that last comment.

Speaker 5:

You know I will. You know I will.

Speaker 1:

Speaking of dating, it's a new year. In the last episode of season one, Matty, you were asking JJ and I for dating advice. And you and JJ are both singles. So I'm looking for dating updates now that we're officially into 2026.

Speaker 3:

For me or for both of them?

Speaker 1:

For both of you. I want to hear what's happening.

Speaker 5:

I'll tell you that Puerto Rico has a lot of traveling airplanes on the uh because they can't fucking get out of the they can't fly out.

Speaker 3:

They've been there for weeks.

Speaker 1:

The airspace down in the Caribbean.

Speaker 3:

They can't get the fuck out of there. They're trying, JJ. They might not be in the best mood if you ask them for coffee. Anyway, um, I would say I have zero update. Uh, but I'll say this. What I told you guys in the last episode is that I was gonna get back on the dating apps. That's still my plan. I have not done it. I've okay. I've been, you know, it's we're one week into the new year, and let's just say there's a lot of shit going on. So I yeah, but I'm still that's my goal. Okay, JJ. You anything you want to share?

Speaker 1:

No, okay, well, I have an update for you two. Oh, okay. So I wanted to bring this to you guys as you start the new year, as well as to our slippers. New studies are showing that taking shots before a first date increases the success rate by 60%. GLP one. GLT%. GLP one? No, GLP one. Just a shot, getting a little alcohol.

Speaker 3:

That has brought a lot of new people into my radar. Well, no.

Speaker 5:

You know, penises and dicks.

Speaker 1:

Well, GLP1 does. Oh. But no shot.

Speaker 3:

Wait a minute, you two. You're throwing out fat fuel. No. If you are stems. All of a sudden we've opened a big can.

Speaker 1:

All right. First, let me address this first.

Speaker 3:

One by one.

Speaker 1:

So one, JJ just brought up that your penis size increases if you're on a GLP1 medication. No. Allegedly, what has been said is that because you lose weight, your penis appears larger because you no longer have hanging skin that makes you too much.

Speaker 5:

JJ's allegedly saying this. No. No, this is inaccurate.

Speaker 3:

The truth is, and I don't want to, you shouldn't call it hanging skin. All right.

Speaker 1:

Oh my God, that's not better.

Speaker 3:

A doctor has always said if you want your penis to look bigger, then you should lose some weight because the excess weight croaches in on it.

Speaker 1:

Yes, 100%. Fair. That's exactly it.

Speaker 3:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

Next. So what's number two? Number two is taking a shot before a first date increases. Yeah, your success rate because you're a little looser.

Speaker 3:

So now we're talking about alcohol.

Speaker 1:

You're a little more relaxed. Yes. It's alcohol. That's what I'm talking about. And this is why, if you remembered our last episode of season one, I said I do not advocate for coffee first dates. I think coffee dates.

Speaker 5:

I still stand by it.

Speaker 1:

I know you do, but I'm telling you, you're not you're gonna take a shot and go to and drink some coffee. You're better off just going to the bar for one drink. So I don't advocate for coffee first dates. I think coffee dates are better for situationship and DTR conversations.

Speaker 5:

I will tell you like a situation ship.

Speaker 1:

That's where you go. Coffee is a DTR or situationship combo. What's a DTR? Define the relationship.

Speaker 5:

Oh talking about acronyms.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Here's what I will say. I am the dating expert. Here's what I have to say.

Speaker 2:

Oh my god, Megan.

Speaker 3:

Megan, here's what I have to say to all of that. Correct. I do agree. I do agree. You're more likely to advance a relationship if you do a shot before you're JJ. Listen, I'm not you okay. Go.

Speaker 5:

You are promoting poet care. So let's just start with that. Yeah, exactly. This is JJ. This is a shot. Poet care goes to a coffee shop.

Speaker 3:

Correct. Or it's a shot of bourbon, which is what you have in the library.

Speaker 1:

Okay. With that, I think we need to move on. We're done with that. Okay. Yeah. That was just it.

Speaker 3:

I was you and let's keep revisiting our let's see how it goes into 2026 because I have high hopes and low expectations.

unknown:

Yeah.

Speaker 5:

I love it if it's and my DMs are open. Yeah. Mine are open. Yeah, that's for sure.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. DM me at well.

Speaker 5:

That's it, Matty.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. I don't know. Find us through those.

Speaker 1:

You can DM she'll give it a slip it in podcast.

Speaker 3:

She'll give it all at the end.

Speaker 1:

On the instas, on all the socials. We're slip it in podcasts.

Speaker 3:

It's the it's the last five minutes of every pod we do.

Speaker 5:

Megan, first episode, second season, you have a product for us.

Speaker 1:

Yes, I do. So this is a product that I normally am not into, but I was intrigued because it's Celsius Cherry Cola. And I say that because Celsius is an energy drink, which I typically am not into. But when they came out with the Cherry Cola flavor and I heard how people were loving it, and it was kind of like this viral new flavor. It's hard to get, it's hard to find. I had to seek it out. Let me tell you, okay. This is the Celsius sparkling energy drink. It's the Celsius drinks that have the black tops. Any of the black tops are sparkling flavors for Celsius.

Speaker 3:

Oh, is that how it's differentiated between sparkling and flat? Okay.

Speaker 1:

If they don't have a black top, they're a flat Celsius drink. Well, I love that. The black tops mean they're sparkling. And cherry cola. I'm into a black top. Okay. Well, cherry cola is a cult favorite flavor.

Speaker 2:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

And let me tell you, Celsius is not your typical energy drink. It gives you clean caffeine, zero sugar, no crash, just a smooth. Are you getting paid? Like you. But I might, I will comment, I will say this just for full transparency.

Speaker 3:

Bring it.

Speaker 1:

The doctor was part of the initial uh public offering and the IPO in the beginning.

Speaker 3:

And the gig is up.

Speaker 1:

The fucking gig is up.

Speaker 3:

Here we go, folks.

Speaker 5:

It still holds a lot of stock. I thought this was you were wondering why Megan was coming out of the city. Correct.

Speaker 3:

I thought this was very Debbie Gibson out of the blue until I found out that this girl is like trying to drive stock prices up with our little listening group.

Speaker 1:

No, what I will say when I learned about first of all, let me tell you, I tried the Celsius Cherry Cola. It is great. I am a Cherry Cola girl. Cherry Cola is my favorite cola flavor. I love a cherry cola. This Celsius Cherry Cola is great. I couldn't find it except for in a multi-pack that came with grape rush and orange.

Speaker 2:

Oh, what did you do?

Speaker 1:

Well, I bought the multi-pack. And I like grape rush and orange, but they're a little sweeter than I'd prefer. The cherry cola just tastes like a classic cherry cola without the sweetness. But when I started learning more about Celsius, I realized this is not just like a um monster drink or Red Bull. This actually is giving you clinically studied metabolism metabolism effects. No. Alleged. No. This is gadge.

Speaker 5:

But also, like, yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 1:

Celsius has a proprietary Meta Plus.

Speaker 3:

She has some, she has a little bit more to go through.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. It's clinically shown to accelerate your metabolism and increase calorie burning, especially when paired with exercise.

Speaker 3:

Oh.

Speaker 1:

So a lot of people drink them before exercise.

Speaker 3:

Well, exercise is probably what's burning the calories. I'm gonna go out there. That's out on a limb.

Speaker 1:

Ingredients like beta alanine and guarana can help delay muscle fatigue and improve stamina during intense physical activity.

Speaker 3:

Give me the definition of guarana.

Speaker 1:

It's a like uh supplement, it's like a vitamin or some other type of supplement. I don't know. There's lots of B vitamins that are packed into these Celsius.

Speaker 3:

I love a B vitamin.

Speaker 1:

Zero sugar, low calories. Yeah, they're most Celsius drinks are 10 calories or less and sugar-free.

Speaker 3:

Talk amongst ourselves. What do you have to say, JJ?

Speaker 5:

It's that's just that's the hard part of being uh a remote.

Speaker 3:

No. Let it go. JJ, let it go. And you know, yeah.

Speaker 5:

No, I'm just saying like flyer freak flag. Love me again that you're bringing in the facts about Celsius. I do have to say that people have been living on Celsius for a couple years, a few years now.

Speaker 3:

You mean since the IPO offering?

unknown:

Yeah.

Speaker 5:

So I've been before I do have to say that what it what it this brings in into our uh audience and community is I personally think that this new flavors is a way of Celsius to take it up a notch, to be honest. Um, and Megan is bringing in the coats um the cherry coke and the grape. Um, but I do have to say also if you're gonna be able to do it she's bringing it in.

Speaker 3:

Well, it's my product review oh right to this pot.

Speaker 5:

But I do have to say to add to that, the the apple spreads from the Celsius is just dropping. Megan, it is so good. Oh, I'll have to check it out.

Speaker 1:

I'll have to check it out because I'm a Celsius fan for this cherry cold.

Speaker 5:

Yeah, and I do think that to Megan's point, like the Celsius has stepped it, like stepped up a notch on regards of those energy drinks like Monster and like the others outside. It's really just and honestly, it has become a lifestyle to be honest. I do, as you all know, go to the gym and um go to several um locations, and that's all I mean. Celsius has pretty much just replaced the pre-workout.

Speaker 3:

I love that you found a fucking fan in JJ. I mean, like he is singing your voices.

Speaker 1:

I do know. No, I mean the doctor tells me all the residents are drinking Celsius and he encourages it.

Speaker 3:

Meanwhile, heart defect from birth. I am not allowed to be in this narrative. So I love that for you all.

Speaker 1:

Well, okay. Let's move it. My product review, Celsius, cherry college amazing. Grape Russian orange are also good. I'm sure there's a link tree than I'd like. And it will be on our link tree. 100%. So beep beep. Yep. So with that, I think it's time for some slip it in.

Speaker 2:

I can hear Puerto Rico beep beep.

Speaker 5:

Okay.

Speaker 1:

My slip it in.

Speaker 5:

But they were shoving in from Celsius.

Speaker 1:

It's like, yeah, Jerry Cola. The Puerto Rican streets are loving Celsius.

Speaker 3:

Okay. Are you gonna start us?

Speaker 1:

I'm in for some slip it ins and pull it outs. My slip it in is J.Crew. I'm a big fan. I buy a lot of clothing from J. Crew. I wait a lot for their sales. So I bought a pair of jeans that were a baggy, slouchy jean with uh rhinestone striped.

Speaker 3:

Would you say poet care?

Speaker 1:

No, they were not poet care. They had a rhinestone stripe down each side of the jean. They were super cute, but they were way too baggy for me.

Speaker 3:

Rhinestones are not poet care, so I agree.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. And I wanted to return them, but I had got them on like super, super sale discount, and they were technically final sale. I had another pair of jeans that I bought that were not final sale. So I thought, I'll give it a whirl. And I kind of imagined, like, I'll go in, I have to go anyway to return the one pair of jeans. I'll include the final sale sale jeans. They'll probably tell me no, but maybe I'll get lucky and there's a woman there who's the same size and sees the jeans, and she's like, oh my God, I want those. Can I buy them? And I'll sell them on the side. So I went, that is a narrative. That's what I was imagining might happen. So I went in, I gave my jeans to the counter. They just returned them both.

Speaker 3:

Love it.

Speaker 1:

And I'm like, that's great. And as I walked away from the desk, I hear the girls. There were three girls behind the desk. They're like, oh my God, those are my size. I love those. I'm like, I think she knew they were final sale and wanted to buy them and just gave me the return so she could then turn around and buy them. So what a win-win. I loved it. It happened today. So I was in such a great mood. Yeah, it was my return today. Show up very much. And then I had an altercation at Whole Foods that kind of became a pull it out.

Speaker 5:

Is that your pulled out?

Speaker 1:

Yes. Also today. Also today. Oh a Whole Foods altercation.

Speaker 5:

We have a whole talk about a Friday.

Speaker 3:

We have a slip it in and a pull it out like TMZ second. Second date.

Speaker 1:

Yes.

Speaker 3:

TMZ second.

Speaker 1:

So I went to Whole Foods because I had the doctor with me and he had to return something from Amazon. And Whole Foods is our return option. I do love that. Yeah. I do love it. So it's not a crowded parking lot, but I found a spot that was open. So I'm like, I'm going to pull into this spot. I pull in and I see a woman pulling into the spot in front of me. And she's kind of like cockeyed. And she starts starts making all these hand gestures at me. And I'm like, what the hell is she doing? I'm like, we park, we get out, and she yells at me, What are you doing? I was gonna park in that spot. Now, mind you, she's in a spot. I'm in a spot. I'm out of the car. And I said, I'm sorry when I pulled in. I couldn't see that you were trying to get in the spot. She's like, I you saw me. I was motioning. I'm like, look, I don't know.

Speaker 3:

If it's a TLDR, she pulled into the spot with the hopes of having a pull through and you pulled. This has happened to all of us.

Speaker 1:

Well, she's acting like I'm a Karen. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Oh, she's acting like you're a Karen though.

Speaker 1:

And I think she's the Karen. Because I've been in her shoes before. And I'm like, oh, well, I can't pull through. And I just park and go on my day. I've been she's like harassing me that I'm the person who's out of line here, and I'm not. Somebody.

Speaker 4:

Seriously.

Speaker 2:

Okay, James. This is a lot. Do you want to go through that? So anyway, my own. Is I'm in the wrong or is she in the wrong? No. Well, no, I want your opinion. I have a raspberry seed in my throat. We have time for an opinion. We have plenty of time.

Speaker 3:

I'm gonna I don't know we have plenty of time, but I'm gonna take your side, Megan. Oh I've been in that situation before. If you both are pulling into a spot and someone had high hopes of a pull through, I get it. But like that, those dreams can be diminished really quickly if someone else pulls in and you deal with it. Yeah, it's a bonus.

Speaker 1:

It's just a bonus. If you don't get to do it, you just eat it.

Speaker 3:

You have a parking spot. Correct. I don't need you rolling down your window and yelling anything at me. Thank you. I appreciate it. You're welcome. You're welcome. I have a I have you back.

Speaker 1:

Are you on the woman's side or my side? Who's in the right here?

Speaker 3:

Well, I don't think it's a woman issue. Well, it was a woman.

Speaker 1:

Don't put me at the spot. It was a woman who was yelling at me. She yelled at me.

Speaker 3:

I mean, you could plug anyone into that driver's seat. I agree. Okay.

Speaker 1:

Well, okay, but who do you think? Who's the Karen? Me or her?

Speaker 3:

Oh, JJ, slippery slope.

Speaker 1:

Choose your words carefully. It is.

Speaker 5:

All right. It is a slippery slope. I think that there are some hints of Karen in both ends.

unknown:

Oh, wow.

Speaker 2:

Oh my god. I totally felt like the bird watcher. I don't even have pearls on it. I'm clutching. Yeah. All right, JJ. Wow.

Speaker 1:

How am I supposed to? What else am I supposed to do? I pulled in a parking lot.

Speaker 5:

Your reaction, your reaction seems a little bit Kareny. I think that we're spending a lot of time on.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, we should move on to ASAP. I don't Megan. For this, I have your back.

Speaker 1:

Thank you, Matty. And JJ, I don't know.

Speaker 3:

Sounds like another side text you guys might want to have. I'm gonna go. No more texting. I'm gonna decide. I'm gonna go into mine. Mike Slip It In is oh my god. I have discovered this app of code names. Oh code names, the board game is so fun. And then I found an app. I found this app. It is distracting me day in and day out. I love it so much. And all I'll say is to any of our listeners, if you want to have a friendly game, it's Maddie Addy. M-A-T-T-Y A-T-T-Y Mattyatty on codenames.

Speaker 5:

Or Shay Shay, which is L A E Y.

Speaker 3:

See, they already can't find you. Well, let me just say You threw an extra vowel in.

Speaker 1:

Let me just say this.

Speaker 3:

Now she's coming for you, Shay Shay.

Speaker 1:

No. Codenames app should have been my pull it out. Because anytime you're out with Matty these days, he's constantly on it playing the games. Like I've had to say this is a no code names outing. It can't be used. Don't get on your phone. You shouldn't be on it. I didn't know.

Speaker 3:

How am I supposed to just ignore the mission? That's all. Okay. My pull pull it out is I'm gonna give I want everyone to just be okay with sneezing. It's okay. You don't have to hold the sneeze. Don't don't just let your s just I don't think it's good for you. I don't think it is. It is not. It does not help your inner self-brain or anything like that. Just let a sneeze out. That's why they invented Kleenex and you can cover your mouth with your hand, and no one's gonna think that the noise you make from a sneeze is embarrassing. Just sneeze. Just and if you are not a sneezer, oh my god, it's kind of like a little mini orgasm. So enjoy it. And do you know, you know, just a sidebar? Do you know why they say God bless you? Because when you sneeze, apparently in that one second, it's the only moment where you have zero control of your entire body, and they say that the devil can sneak in and take over your soul in that moment. I mean, I don't believe that. But that's that's why they say God bless you.

Speaker 5:

So it's with your orgasm. That is like one like orgasms and sneezing are the like to your point, it's like the time that you are zero control over it.

Speaker 3:

Uh sure. I'm gonna go with that. But that an orgasm lasts longer than a sneeze, so for some people pleasurable.

Speaker 5:

Yeah, but there is some answer to it, too.

Speaker 3:

All right.

Speaker 5:

I'm a I'm a double sneezer.

Speaker 3:

I'm a double orgasmer. Go. Your turn. You, your turn.

Speaker 5:

Oh my god, Mary, I love that. Um, my slippet is since I am in Puerto Rico, I have to say Puerto Rico has the longest Christmas season in the world. In the world.

Speaker 3:

Three months, the King's Day.

Speaker 5:

King's Day, and then Christmas season in Puerto Rico lasts seven Saturdays after New Year's. Seven Saturdays. So it's all goals, yeah. So it's o' goals all the way to February 2nd. So, Megan, when you come in here, we're still on Christmas in Puerto Rico.

Speaker 4:

Oh.

Speaker 5:

It's so amazing to see people being having the share of Christmas. It's so beautiful to see still the lights and people doing parandas, but it's which is like a music of it's a Matty, don't because back in America, when you're eight weeks into Christmas, we're like, take the lights down.

Speaker 3:

Oh, yeah, sorry. My bad, listeners. This is what happens. This is what I told you at the upfront.

Speaker 5:

It is my slip it in. I love every second of it. The spirit of Christmas and the Caribbean is beautiful here in Puerto Rico. So I love being here the first month of the year 2026. And I actually researched this. It's the longest ever in the world Christmas season, Puerto Rico. Only Puerto Rico has that. And you can sense that the spirit of the community here in Puerto Rico, which they need, which they need, especially with what's going on in the world.

Speaker 3:

Is something going on?

Speaker 5:

That being said. Yeah, do you have a comment?

Speaker 3:

No, I just was like, oh, what's going on?

Speaker 1:

Well, the airspace. No, I get it down in the Caribbean.

Speaker 3:

Can you pick up on a cue? Lord. Seriously. Okay, JJ, tell us.

Speaker 5:

I am not a fan. Every time you land in Puerto Rico, people clap in the plane.

Speaker 3:

Well, I think now it's appropriate.

Speaker 1:

Well, I will say, as a pilot's daughter, I always like it when the people clap on a plane with the landing. I enjoy it. JJ.

Speaker 3:

Not a fan. Do you re do you feel differently based on recently? I mean, like, I mean, like, I just touched down this was dicey parent.

Speaker 5:

You know, the funny theme, Matty, is I think that I might, after all this, I might clap when I get back to Michigan.

Speaker 3:

Oh god, I'll clap. I'll clap when you get back here. Because I'm like, is this the last time I saw him?

Speaker 5:

But I just didn't like it. It's I'm like, it was a little bit annoying when I actually landed.

Speaker 3:

Is it similar to like a movie in which they clap at the end of the movie?

Speaker 1:

You've never been on a plane when they have. Yes.

Speaker 3:

But would you relate? I get cringy at a movie and a like I have.

Speaker 1:

It's kind of like traditional that when you have a great landing, you clap for the pilot.

Speaker 3:

Sometimes when you clarify things for us that you think we need to understand, and we're yeah.

Speaker 1:

Well, your comments seem to seem to show that you maybe don't understand.

Speaker 3:

Oh no.

Speaker 1:

So I'm giving you additional facts.

Speaker 3:

So this is what you're in store for for the season of this podcast.

Speaker 5:

Well then with my last pull out, I'm going from afar on the remote island in Puerto Rico, tell Matty and Megan this is your cue to play the music. Megan is about to look at it right on Kiel.

Speaker 3:

This thank you.

Speaker 1:

We're not quite ready for it. Oh, should I pause? I pause. You don't need to pause. Oh, I'll play. I can I'm playing.

Speaker 2:

I can mute it.

Speaker 1:

Anyway.

Speaker 2:

Now I'm now I fucked it up.

Speaker 1:

We received a great review on Apple Podcast from Life is Wonderful Love, who said this trio handles a variety of topics to create lively conversations. Tap in and enjoy the shenanigans. Thank you so much, Life is Wonderful Love. We love that review. It's amazing.

Speaker 3:

I also love her handle. Because that we need life is wonderful love.

Speaker 1:

Exactly. And we support that from a podcast point of view because we think life is wonderful and full of love. In the meantime, until next time, please check out our Linktree at Slip It In Podcast. You can always slip into our DMs on Instagram, TikTok X, and Facebook at Slip Itin Podcast. You can email us at slipitinpodcast at gmail.com. And you can always call and text us at 313-444-9004. Until next time.

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JJ

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Megan

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