#46 - The Tale of the 140 mph Minivan

Tim welcomes his son Eli and niece Jenna to The Fairview Social Podcast for their first-ever appearance. What starts with jokes about a can of SpaghettiOs (from a viral TikTok comment) turns into a family catch-up filled with wild stories — like Eli’s 140-mph speeding ticket that landed him briefly in jail, Jenna’s multiple foot surgeries after a car crash, and how both of them keep getting caught in the family’s “birthday curse” where everyone’s born the same week. The trio riff on family quirks, share memories from basic training, laugh about awkward relationships (including Eli’s infamous false-teeth breakup), and talk about his time serving in Estonia during near–World War III drills. They close out reflecting on COVID, work-from-home culture, and upcoming tattoos — all while joking like a tight-knit family who can roast each other with love.

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Tim 0:22

We have a couple of special guests today. Two people that have never been on the Fairview Social podcast. We have Jenna.

Jenna 0:31

Me.

Tim 0:32

And Eli. Say hello, Eli. Hello. Not only the Fairview Social podcast, but any podcast.

Jenna 0:41

Yes. Ditto.

Tim 0:43

What? The only time you've ever been on one? Yeah, that's alright. I've never been on one either, other than this one. Right. What is this? Like the 47th?

Jenna 0:50

Yeah.

Tim 0:51

Yeah. This will be like the 46th or 47th. Yeah, I keep up. No, you don't. Nobody, nobody else in the family can be able to do that. That's not true. Well, I keep up when it comes up.

Jenna 1:00

I don't. I was gonna ask, what's with the spaghettios?

Tim 1:03

Well, first of all, I'll explain the spaghettios. But Eli is my son, and Jenna is my niece, my eldest niece. So this is y'all's first time. And if you do all right, you may be invited back.

Jenna 1:17

Oh generous.

Tim 1:19

So anyway, the spaghettios. This is new for the viewers. We have a can of spaghettios, and the reason that we have that is because I posted a video on TikTok about hourly versus salary wages, and people were very unhappy what I had to say. And one guy was it was me and Joseph and and my friend Mike Riley talking, and I said, it doesn't matter what you feel as far as like hourly and salary, but the guy was was like, What who do these guys work for? Are they meatball testers for spaghettias?

Jenna 1:58

No, literally.

Tim 1:59

It was a backwards way of calling us fat, which was which was very clever. So I decided to get a can of spaghetti o meatballs to be reminded that I'm fat. No, you're not so that's what the spaghettios are.

Jenna 2:13

That's funny.

Tim 2:14

So anyway, so you guys are here for a baby shower for Trinity.

Jenna 2:19

And crazy.

Tim 2:21

I guess the only time we all see each other is when there's some kind of event going on.

Jenna 2:26

So pretty much.

Tim 2:28

I wrote a couple of notes down like 10 minutes ago, things that we could talk about. And you know what the first thing I wrote down was? What? Eli speeding on 840. Like seven years ago. You remember that? Yeah. Do you know you know what happened with that?

Jenna 2:44

Is that why you got arrested? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they bailed you out, which is crazy to me.

Tim 2:50

Yeah.

Jenna 2:51

Oh, not me. I was stuck in that home.

Tim 2:54

What happened was Z was living in Spring Hill at the time, and he was. You tell us what happened.

Eli 3:00

I don't there was like, I think we were doing like some family event, which is why I was in Fairview, but then I had to go back to Spring Hill and then come back. So I wanted to do it fast. So I and you were in my minivan. Yeah, and it was like not the mini because it was like 140 and a 70 or something like that. 140 and a 70.

Jenna 3:22

Who was it only if the county cow? What do you say?

Eli 3:25

Uh I don't remember.

Jenna 3:27

Um, I figured it's something smart ass. That's why I asked.

Eli 3:30

I was I was very nervous. Uh only been pulled over like three times in my life, including that one.

Tim 3:35

So he was probably less than thrilled that you were going that fast. Yeah. But immediately when we got the phone call, Nikki said Eli got pulled over in all this. And I was like, Well, how the hell fast was he going? You can't go too fast in a minivan, and she said 140. And I was like, 140? And I was sitting there thinking to myself, Eli, you shouldn't have done that. But I mean, that's good to know that if you need to go that fast, it'll go that fast.

Jenna 4:04

Don't make it go that fast. That's crazy. Yeah.

Tim 4:06

So you ended up getting arrested for that, didn't you? So not that day. Um, oh yeah, that was one of the things where you had to go book yourself. So the cop let you go.

Eli 4:14

Yeah, which he shouldn't have. You're supposed to get like arrested on the spot because that's a felony. Um I didn't get a felony though, fortunately. Um, but no, uh, he gave me a ticket, gave me a court date. Um, I went to court, didn't know I was going to jail that day. They said, Well, I'm supposed to send you to jail for 72 hours. However, because you're going into the army, uh, and my husband says that basic is worse than jail. I'm gonna drop it to set or to 24 hours. And I was like, All right, yeah, that's that's not bad.

Tim 4:48

So you got to go sit in jail for 24 hours, but that was only because you were actually you were scheduled to go to basic training like the next day or something, weren't you?

Eli 4:56

Yeah, so it was um I went to court on a Friday, then spent Saturday in jail, and then Monday I left.

Jenna 5:05

Wow.

Eli 5:05

Yeah.

Tim 5:06

Well, that was good. How was your experience in jail? Um for one day.

Eli 5:12

I mean, like everyone knew because like they obviously everyone asks, like, hey, why are you here and stuff? And uh so I told them and I was like, Yeah, I'm only here for 24 hours, and they're like, Oh, would you bring us? I smuggled them in some like drugs or something. Um But I mean it wasn't terrible. They were all nice. I gave them my food because I was only there for like 24 hours. And were you just in there with like people that are in there all the time or something? Well, oh actually, so um I got booked with uh this really big dude. Um apparently he and his family are rich and they have a helicopter and they fly into the uh what was that horse race uh thing up in uh Bellevue? In Belmine or yeah Belmin's steeplechase. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So his family flies in on a helicopter, Steeplechase every year. And so I came in with him and we were talking a little bit, so I guess everyone thought we were all buddy buddy. He's a he was a big dude, so I think uh I think everyone thought that we were friends, so they didn't mess with me. Well, that's good.

Tim 6:24

Well, so and then I was thinking about also about um, and this is where we went to go visit you in Louisiana after um I guess you would just move there or something. What did we go to visit you for, Jenna? What it wasn't even she lived there.

Jenna 6:39

I mean, he they oh, they were about to announce Freya. We went there for after Christmas. Was it would they announce Freya?

Tim 6:47

Oh, yeah.

Jenna 6:48

I still have the video.

Tim 6:49

So anyway, Jenna went with us to Louisiana while you were there, and and me and Jenna went and we got matching tattoos in like some kind of trailer, in a trailer from a tattoo artist named Bobby.

Jenna 7:02

Bobby, that was his name.

Tim 7:04

Yeah, it was like the most sketchy thing ever.

Jenna 7:07

I had a splint, like I had a crutch, I had like a walker, had to like have a put my pillow underneath my foot during the tattoo. Like it was crazy. I was crazy.

Tim 7:17

I remember that whole thing, that that whole visit sucked for you because like your feet your foot was messed up, and even riding there, you had to have your foot like propped up the I had to lay down for my arm to be tatted.

Jenna 7:27

Like I was like, that's crazy.

Tim 7:28

Yeah, me and Jenna have the same uh feet woes. Of course, you just had a surgery, another surgery a couple weeks ago.

Jenna 7:37

Yeah, the 30th.

Tim 7:39

How does it feel now? I mean, the drugs are better, so does your foot feel better?

Jenna 7:44

Yeah, because I don't feel it. Drugs work, bro.

Tim 7:47

I'm good. The drugs never work for me. Like any, like, well, of course, I probably shouldn't be telling this to you guys since like I'm supposed to be the adult, but y'all are adults now too. But whenever I had my surgeries on my feet, like what I would do is I'd take those oxies that they give me, and it's like it never worked. It's like it's like you get high off of it a little bit, but it doesn't make your foot start stop hurting. It's like the pain is still there. So when I realized that, I was like, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm just because I'm gonna be in pain anyway. So I would just like sit there in pain, and then around four o'clock in the afternoon, like when I'm get off work, I just take like six of them.

Jenna 8:30

That's crazy.

Tim 8:31

Yeah, I mean, because you you know, you know, you didn't have to drink or anything, you just take those pills, but but then they wear off, and that's why people get addicted because you keep on trying to take more and more. Eli I'm trying to explain to you about opioids and how they work.

Jenna 8:47

So anyway, but I'm also on like two other pills where it's like ridiculous, and it's like just aspirin and ibuprofen, but it's like in large amount in milligrams for just one plus the narcotic. Like, I had to cut them in half. I was like, it's too much.

Eli 9:03

I can't so what did you do to your foot?

Jenna 9:05

I had it fixed.

Tim 9:07

Well, what tell us tell us everybody like the original issue?

Jenna 9:11

So, like, I was in a car accident, completely like crushed my ankle, went to Vanderbilt, and I had three surgeries done. And she, when I was coming out of anesthesia, she said, I think I tightened her Achilles tendon too tight. And we'll find out how it heals. So three years go by after three surgeries, and I have like this terrible limp, can't put my foot down all the way whatsoever. I schedule uh another surgery with her five months in advance, completely confirmed it, went through all the steps, everything, schedule my entire life around this. And come to find out when I get there, she's not there. And they're telling me, Oh, we're not prepared for your surgery today. Why? We're just not. You're kidding. That doesn't make any sense. Where's my doctor? She's not here. Okay, so I'm like calling them for like a month straight, no response whatsoever, nothing. This, oh, your doctor will get back to you. Okay, great. I go to TOA and TOA meet this new doctor, Dr. Corn, and literally like within a month, I'm already scheduled for a new surgery. He's already coming up with new options, new ideas for like what I could do. And then he just lengthened my Achilles tendon, cleaned up the arthritis, and took out a few screws. He said that two broke, and like he left in the broken pieces, but he took out the rest. And yeah, he said it's gonna be like another two more weeks till I see him. Yeah, should be better by like Christmas Eve.

Eli 10:48

So, like anytime you go through a metal detector for the rest of your life, you're gonna have to explain your foot.

Jenna 10:52

Yeah, pretty much. One time I did, it was stupid titanium though. So I don't know.

Tim 10:57

Yeah, it goes off sometimes for me, and I've been in situations where you know you're in a hurry in the airport and they pull you aside and they scan it, and it happened a lot when I had uh a lot of hardware. I've only got two screws in each foot now, but I Wow. You can do that if you want. That's actually a a magnet magnet that you can have. But you don't have to you don't have to worry about your drink sweating on this table. This table's been through a little bit. I'm just doing it because it's loud when I put it down. But anyway, so yeah, I had to have all the hardware taken out of my feet in one of those surgeries because they were like poking through the like poking my skin and like rubbing it. Yeah. Yeah, it sucks.

Jenna 11:44

So you don't have any more whatsoever?

Tim 11:46

I've only got two screws in each, like through each heel up through the middle.

Jenna 11:50

So he took mine out of my heel.

Tim 11:51

Oh, did he?

Jenna 11:52

Yeah, so I don't know what else because that was one of the worst ones, but like some in like the front top of my foot are broken. But like he took out I don't know how many is left. So yeah, there's I don't there's no telling.

Tim 12:03

Well, hopefully you feel better by the end of the year. Sounds like it you will be. When will you start being able to walk on it?

Jenna 12:09

I'm hoping after my birthday.

Tim 12:10

Well, when is your birthday?

Jenna 12:12

After Eli's.

Tim 12:14

When is Eli's? On a Wednesday, on what date?

Jenna 12:17

The 5th. Mine's the 8th. You don't know my birthday?

Tim 12:20

I do know it, but uh, people listening don't know when your birthday is. I'm like, I'm testing you though. It could have been like six months from now.

Jenna 12:27

No, I'm testing you. I was like, that's crazy.

Tim 12:29

Well, your birthday is here in a couple weeks, yeah.

Jenna 12:31

November 8th.

Tim 12:32

Yeah, 15 days 15 days, a couple weeks, wait, just over two weeks.

Jenna 12:37

For yours or for hours? I was like, three days, same. Yeah, your birthday's on a full moon.

Eli 12:43

Yeah, it's like my mom was talking about it. How uh Eli Eliana, Eliana Elizabeth, Eli, Eli, full moon.

Jenna 12:54

They want Trinity to be in labor on your birthday.

Tim 12:57

Trinity is Trinity is Nikki's sister, our aunt, but she is Eli and Jenna's aunt, and she's only like actually she's younger. No, she's trend younger. Yep. She's six months older than you guys. I mean, that sounds like some backwood stuff.

Jenna 13:20

No, no, nothing about that. That's all y'all. That's it. Not you, but that's everybody else. We got brought into this.

Tim 13:27

Your mom's family's from Michigan. I mean, I thought that that was more like redneck type of thing here in in Tennessee.

Jenna 13:34

Like, I mean, they're just they just have a big family, like yeah, you gotta think their mom is one of twelve, and then Nikki's one of eight.

Tim 13:43

Yeah. Well, it so happens that Kimmy is your mother, and so I'm giving you an opportunity here to talk bad about her if you'd like to, because that's what online is crazy. Yeah.

Jenna 13:55

My mother.

Tim 13:56

Your mom is crazy?

Jenna 13:58

No, talking bad about her online is crazy. Well, I do it all the time. I'm sure you do. That's because you guys have a different relationship.

Eli 14:06

Yeah, but she's also here. Like, you do it to her face. Yeah. It's a beautiful different.

Jenna 14:11

I do it to her face too. Like, we'd be joking, but like, nothing serious. It's my mom.

Tim 14:16

Well, I mean, I'm giving both of you the opportunity to talk bad about your mothers, and you've declined. So I guess that there's like no bond, like a motherly bond, I guess. Sure. Okay. All right. Well, we don't have we can skip that part. We don't have to talk bad about your mom. I'll talk bad about her next time I see her.

Eli 14:36

We can fill it in with our family curse. What's our family curse? Being born. Being born, period.

Jenna 14:44

Yeah.

Eli 14:44

Yeah, kinda. No, but like um Hayden and Daphne born within a small time frame, Jack and Lily, me and Jenna.

Tim 14:54

Um all y'all sharing birthdays with each other, too. Very close enough. That's what I'm talking about. Like Hayden and Ron share the same birthday. Trinity and Jack share the same birthday. Uh Freya and Mateo. David and they're the same, they were born the same day.

Eli 15:10

Yeah, within 24 hours.

Jenna 15:11

Yeah, and then Daphne and Kylan and Trent and David and um I think it's just Trent and David. How does this were born within like a week?

Tim 15:22

How does this work? There's 365 days in a year, and everybody falls on the same time around here. Everybody fucking I guess Eli's Eli and Taylor are pregnant, and so there's that again. And Trinity's about to have this baby.

Jenna 15:39

Our cousin Serena just had her baby girl in February.

Tim 15:42

Trinity's gonna have that baby on your birthday, Eli. Recently, actually, yeah. You're gonna have to share your birthday with with the new baby. Yeah, probably.

Jenna 15:50

Me and grandma share a birthday together.

Tim 15:52

Yeah, that's right. I don't get I don't know, man. I don't get it. Well, so you declined to talk bad about your mother. Okay, check. Talked about your foot. You remember uh you remember when we went to go to your uh basic training uh graduation, and mom brought that girl.

Eli 16:14

Yeah.

Jenna 16:15

What girl?

Eli 16:17

I was dating this girl at the time.

Tim 16:19

Um I think that you guys were like well, you can correct me if I'm wrong, but bro code in my mind told me that like Eli was trying to get out of this relationship, and he was just like, whatever, because I'm about to go to basic training, and then I'll never talk to her again. Yeah, is that what you were planning? Yeah, that's basically what it was.

Eli 16:39

Um, and like what made it worse is she was riding me throughout the entirety of while I was at basic, and on Father's Day, I got a letter that said happy Father's Day, and I'm like, whoa, whoa, hold up, hold up, hold up.

Tim 16:56

So she was on the cray side. Yeah, there's there's this mosquito. I'm like, are you okay? So so it was funny because like I immediately thought, because mom was trying to do something nice for you, and he was like, Whoa, we'll take this girl, I don't even remember her name, and um Lily take bring Lily up there, and like I want to say that she said something like, Oh, I I can't get a hold of Eli or something like that. And I was like, Hey, I don't know. I don't know, we need to be bringing up you didn't try to stop Nikki at all. Listen, when it comes to things like that, I'm like, if you think that that's best, that's fine. But Brocode told me that, like, nah, I don't I don't think we need to be bringing her up there.

Jenna 17:41

But did you tell her those words? I don't remember. You should have at least minimum bro code anyway.

Tim 17:48

So how uncomfortable was it? Like, because whenever he saw us all, like he gets done graduating and he sees us and he's like, you know, overjoyed to see his family, and it's like almost like you and you can see his like eyes going to see like everyone that is with us because we brought his friend Taylor too. Oh, yeah, and he's like, Oh, you know, all and then he's like, Shit.

Eli 18:11

Yeah, uh, I don't know if you could see it in my face, but I was like, awesome, awesome, awesome. What are you doing here? What are you doing? How did you get here? Oh no, how did you cray your way into coming on this trip? And it's funny because like I've told that story a bunch of times, and every single time I tell it, I'm like, yeah, she stowed away in my parents' trunk, and that's how she got there.

Tim 18:37

Well, I mean, did Taylor know that you didn't want to see her? Because Taylor could have given a heads up on it. I mean, I didn't talk to literally anyone the whole time I was at Beach. Well, you didn't, yeah, you didn't even know that Taylor was coming up there.

Jenna 18:49

So you even think Taylor would speak up? Like, he's such a timid, quiet guy.

Tim 18:54

No, he probably wouldn't say anything, but it was funny, and then and then like you never saw her again after that, I'm assuming.

Eli 19:00

No, um, I mean, I guess she's never gonna see this. So she uh in front of your guys' house took out her false teeth, and on the spot I said, I don't think this is gonna work. I'm breaking up with you. False teeth?

Jenna 19:14

What? How old is she?

Eli 19:16

Same age as me, so probably like 18, 19 at the time. Why did she have false teeth? I don't know, I didn't ask.

Tim 19:24

Well, I mean, people can have false teeth, but yeah, if she was like mething it up or something, yeah.

Jenna 19:28

No, yeah.

Tim 19:29

Like, does she have like if she was mething it up and her teeth fell out, that's one thing, but maybe she had some dental issues.

Eli 19:36

I mean, yeah.

Jenna 19:37

I just think you never were curious.

Eli 19:39

Well, no, because like that's not why I broke up with her, but it I'm sure in her mind, because she was like revealed something that was like, I don't know, like she was sensitive or self-conscious about, and then I broke up with her. I just can't imagine what that would do to someone. They'd be like, oh, great. Never showing someone that again.

Tim 20:03

And then you got super glued them in, and then you got deployed to Estonia. Yeah. Did you do anything there? Um your normal work. I I'm not trying you could well, maybe we don't need to talk about it because I don't want to get you in trouble or anything. If I don't want you to be like, no, we didn't do shit, but if you like, you know, did you enjoy your time there?

Eli 20:24

Yeah, that was um what I like to tell people that was the most fun I will ever have in my career.

Tim 20:31

Isn't it cold and like whatnot snowing all the time?

Eli 20:34

Yeah, we ran like nine, ten miles and negative 24 degrees.

Jenna 20:40

And it was glad I got out of that.

Eli 20:41

It was like a foot of snow.

Tim 20:44

So well, you can't even run. No, no, I can't.

Jenna 20:47

No, I fucking can't.

Tim 20:48

So you can't definitely can't run in the snow.

Eli 20:51

Yeah. That was that run, it was it was crazy. So um our platoon leader and platoon sergeant, which is like the uh NCO and officer that are in charge of our group of people, our team at work, I guess if you want to call it that. Um they took us out and this was like a regular thing. Like we would run like a nine-mile loop every Monday around this lake. And this particular morning, it was negative 24 degrees. And um, they were running it relatively quickly, and everyone was like had ice all over their face, just frozen to them, looking like they just came out of like Antarctica. Um and like we kept losing people, like they kept falling behind. And it was this wasn't a lit path, it was like a pitch black trail going through the middle of the woods around this lake. And um and someone was like, guys, we need to stop. If we don't stop, we're gonna lose them. And they're their exact words. We can't stop. If we stop, we will die. Because we were all soaking wet and covered in like ice. Yeah.

Tim 22:04

I don't know about all that.

Jenna 22:06

Yeah, no, thank you.

Tim 22:08

Well, yeah, so I don't think I've ever been in that area of the world. That's like near Russia, isn't it?

Eli 22:14

Yeah, so we were 30 miles away from the border.

Jenna 22:16

Wow.

Eli 22:17

And um, I'm sh they were rumors, but supposedly a couple of times we almost kicked off World War III because like we would do what's called uh deployment readiness exercise. So we like pretend we're about to deploy and we like get ready and all that stuff. And supposedly we scared the people on the other side of the border multiple times, and then they prepared for us to go over there. But what do you do?

Tim 22:40

How do you prepare? Are you just like shooting off guns or something?

Eli 22:43

Um, no, we just like you just get ready to leave.

Tim 22:49

So so they're watching you guys and seeing the like I I would assume if you're 30 miles off the border, they're watching what you're doing. Oh, yeah, 100%. And y'all are watching them too. I mean, I wasn't watching them, but it seems a little bit more volatile over there now. I mean, I guess the Ukraine and Russian wars was going on then, but it seems like it's it would be a worse type situation now, being that close.

Eli 23:12

Yeah. Um, I mean, I don't, I don't know. It seems like when the conflict started, it was like this big thing everyone was talking about, and then gradually for us, it seems to like die out.

Tim 23:24

But I know for them over there, it's like well, that's still that's the problem with any kind of news cycle with anything is like it's all it's all the big thing. Like, for example, I was gonna ask you, are you working right now because the government's closed down?

Eli 23:37

So everyone else is, but I'm in a special online school. So I have six weeks off, basically, where I just do the online classes and then call it a day.

Tim 23:46

So, like the government shutdowns and things like that. Oh, I can't believe it. Both sides arguing about it, and then they go at it for about a week, and then it's like it's been four weeks since the government's been closed, and it's like you just hear murmurs here and there of it. But that's just how the news is. It's like they they want to blow something up, which most of the time it should be blown up, and then it's just like, okay, well, this isn't cool anymore. So let's let's talk about something else.

Eli 24:10

Yeah. So we're still working. Uh, they passed something, so we're still getting paid, but um government contractors are only working until their current contract is up, and then if nothing is new is established for their contract, they're done working. Yeah. So there's some people that are working, like uh, I think some people that I know specifically are working through next week, and then their contract is over, so they're not gonna come into work.

Jenna 24:35

So is it like still closed?

Tim 24:37

The I think so, yeah. Yeah, government's been closed. It's they'll work something out. I mean, this happens all the time. Usually they try to prevent it from happening, but they just use things like the military and everything else to be like, oh look, the government's closed and we can't pay our this people and that people, but I'm sure that they'll they'll get it figured out. Sure.

Eli 24:57

Well, so this is this is the first time that it's actually shut down. Like for the past couple of years, it's been like a hey, we're we need to come up with a budget. Um, we are gonna shut down, and then they never do, but like I think it was like 2020, 2021, something like that. Yeah, I mean that's completely different. It's not different, the government still shut down, but not because of like things that are happening within the government, because of the government.

Tim 25:24

It was because of budgeting and all that. I was thinking of the COVID days.

Jenna 25:28

That's what I was thinking. Yeah, I was like, um, I'm watching a show on Netflix.

Tim 25:32

I don't know if y'all have seen it. You ever seen Net um The Blacklist? Yeah, it's like I was watching it, I'm seven seasons deep into this thing. I mean, this is commitment. Yeah, it's so there's 10 seasons, and they just film like the season seven finale, but it's like they weren't able to finish like recording it because COVID, it was in 2021, and so they made like this episode of it was like footage that they did did record, and then they put in like animated like the stuff that they couldn't record because of COVID. And so I was just thinking about how messed up COVID was and how nobody was, you know, it seems dumb if you think about it now that people with social distance and wearing masks, and I mean that was like what four or five years ago. So you guys were a lot younger then. That's I don't know.

Jenna 26:24

Like a year out of high school, two years out of high school.

Tim 26:27

Yeah, it was like 2020, 2021.

Jenna 26:30

Yeah, so two to three years out of high school.

Tim 26:32

I guess Jack was like right there in the middle of it in school, yeah, you know, and then I guess Hayden was in New York through all of that.

Jenna 26:39

Yeah, Daphne's school was on online. She went to college and yeah, it was all online.

Tim 26:45

Yeah, it's crazy. I can't imagine being being y'all's age and dealing with that. Seen a lot of crazy things in 44 years, but hadn't seen anything like that.

Jenna 26:54

Well, now everybody wants to work from home, and now everybody wants it to be kind of like that, where they stay home and do whatever, get paid, don't have to do nothing.

Tim 27:02

Yeah, I know. They need to go to work. Yeah, you gotta work.

Jenna 27:04

So now it's asked backwards. They were like, oh, actually, let's go back to COVID, but we didn't like COVID whatsoever.

Tim 27:10

Yeah, COVID's kind of funny. I was an essential worker, so I went to work every day still, but it's like I can't imagine if we had to had to deal with that, deal with that again. All right, what else y'all what else we got here, guys? I don't know. You're the one with the list. I don't really have a list.

Jenna 27:28

Oh, when are we getting tattoos? What are you getting? Because I already have my three ready and set to go.

Tim 27:35

I don't know. I do I've been getting my tattoos from Kim down here in Fairview. I actually have I actually have an appointment on um Wednesday this week, but she's pregnant, so she'll be off like between you know, like six, twelve weeks or something. Yeah. I think her baby's due probably around the same everybody's having it. Probably my birthday. Yeah. No, not your birthday, around um your baby when y'all y'all are due. Oh, like end of January? Yeah, end of January, beginning of February. That baby will fall on Nikki's birthday, I'm sure. Because uh I guess that's just how it works in this family.

Jenna 28:12

Yeah, just always birthdays.

Tim 28:15

All right. Well, I gave you uh plenty of opportunity to talk bad about your mother. I guess I'll just be I'll do it myself because I guess she's your mom and you can't do that, but I certainly can. Glad to have some new faces on the Fairview Social Podcast, and maybe y'all will come back.

Jenna 28:33

Yeah.

Tim 28:34

Only if you uh only if well, I just texted you both and said we're gonna do a pause when this party's over. And there was like no fighting.