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Overdramatic and Problematic
Love, Loyalty, and Giving Out Your Number
We dive deep into some wild story times and answer listener questions about dating, jealousy, and dealing with people who take things way too far. These stories range from getting a crush's boyfriend expelled to an ex-boyfriend and his mother breaking into a house after a breakup.
Welcome back to Overdramatic and Problematic. I am Solan and I'm Maria and we have another advice and storytime episode for you. This is particularly juicy and I'm very excited. We read through. We got so many story time sent in we did you guys are amazing, honestly and we picked like some really juicy ones and they're crazy. I'm so excited. It is exciting, but we always start with our weeks.
Speaker 1:How was your week? I had a really good week because at the moment, I only have to go into school for my exams. Yeah, so I've been kind of yeah, I've been kind of doing like holiday vibes. I went to the beach first, like beach of the season, bless, and you know how. We've talked about how I literally can't tan. Well, I have gotten a tan. I did see that I got a tan. I did see that I'm very proud of you. I see that I'm very proud of you. I'm so proud of me. I had to like cook in the sun, but it's okay. It's okay because this time at least you're not like lobstery. I'm very proud of you. Yeah, I'm. I'm edging more towards like a medium rare cooked lobster. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But how was your week? I went to the beach as well, my first beach. I also got tan. Um, well, tanner. Because I was looking like, yeah, the specific is tanner. Yeah, look, I was. No, look, okay, I got tan. And you're like, I got tanner. No, okay, I was looking really pale and I was like I went to the beach because, okay, here's my thing.
Speaker 1:To me, there is a difference between going to the beach to have like a beach day and going to the beach for the purpose of like tanning. Yeah, um, because I'm like, if I'm gonna go to the beach to tan, if I'm gonna go to the beach so that people stop questioning my nationality, I'm going. I'm going to go on my own, I'm going to go. I'm taking a book, I'm taking some like headphones and I'm lying. Okay, three songs, one, two, three. Now I switch one, two.
Speaker 1:I'm like a rotisserie chicken on the beach. People are coming and they're going in. I'm just like three songs, three songs. I don't go in the water. I tie my hair up in like a messy bun. I am there for the purpose of like blood, sweat and tears. I'm a rotisserie lobster, yeah, but yeah, I got. I'm starting to get my tan back, which I'm Brazilian. No one's gonna go. Really, you're gonna be actually dark.
Speaker 1:Yes, yeah, and I got new bikinis, so I actually lucky, yeah, yeah, well, I didn't have any because they're like from three years ago and none of them fit me. Yeah, um, if you get my drift, I don't want to be everywhere when I'm at the beach, so I had to buy some new ones. But I also got, like, you know, the, the tieup on your neck, so you get that like nice tan line. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I got those. I'm really happy. I see the aesthetic.
Speaker 1:Yeah, do we get straight in? I want to. Okay, give me, give me, which. Again, we are so you guys are amazing.
Speaker 1:Thank you so much for sending us stories. We had so many to choose from. Hopefully, we will reduce, not reduce, reuse and recycle. We will recycle your stories and reuse them some other, actually, maybe reduce, reuse and recycle, but we'll reuse them some other time. But for today's, we've chosen. We have two story times and a question for advice.
Speaker 1:Yes, okay, oh, I'm so excited for this one. It's crazy. Okay, let's go. Okay, am I the bad friend for getting my crush's boyfriend expelled from our school? Initial opinions? Um, am I a bad friend for getting my boyfriend? Absolutely, they have a boyfriend. They're your crush and you got their boyfriend expelled. Honestly, real twin, I get you. I do get you. That's some dedication, genuine dedication. Okay, continue, I feel you though.
Speaker 1:Okay, I had a crush on a girl in Spain who was the first to approach me. Despite knowing I didn't speak English, she made a genuine effort to communicate with me, even though I don't know her language. Over the course of five months, I fell deeply in love with her. That's I. Yeah, it's okay. Wait, spain, that's so cool, I know I. I started arriving at school early, just but just to spend time with her each morning, and I made her cookies and gave her drawings at her favorite characters. Oh, that's really cute. That's like effort. That's effort. That is honestly cookies. You've won my I.
Speaker 1:You know how they say like food is the way to a man's stomach, food is the way to my stomach to win my heart. Make me food. Hold on. Food is the way to my heart, not food is the way to my stomach. Food is normally the way to your stomach. You mean, it's the way to your heart. Yeah, okay, continuing.
Speaker 1:We became best friends and I was certain she had feelings for me too, given that she is bisexual. We spent every day together and it felt like a situation ship. A new bombshell has entered the villa Babe, I love you so much. The second you said a hot Italian, scrumptious. I'd take him as well. Can you blame her?
Speaker 1:Okay, a new hot Italian arrived at our school and it was love at first sight for her because he looked like her celebrity crush. She started spending time with him and completely ignored me, which made me very jealous, fair. A few weeks later, they started dating and I was so hurt that it's not even funny. One afternoon, while walking Is it funny, girl? What? It's not even funny, but like it's kind of funny. You're so mean, no, but real. No, like you're real, like I was thinking it, thank you for saying it, but like sorry. Okay, no, honestly, but you, that's so fair. No, but that is fair. I'd be fucking pissed, even if it was just a friend. I'd also be pissed if they started ignoring me, but like they have a crush on them. Okay, sorry, we're getting sidetracked, guys, we're so bad at this. Okay. A few weeks later, they started dating and I was so hurt, it's not even funny.
Speaker 1:One afternoon, while walking home, I saw the Italian guy doing drugs and vaping with older kids from our school. I overheard them talking about bringing drugs to school, which gave me the opportunity to report him to the teachers. It's the fact that you say opportunity, like you were waiting. You were waiting for Praying on his downfall Fair To report him to teachers because I knew that vaping and drugs use was a major issue at our school. I went to my favourite English teacher on a Thursday morning and told her everything. I also showed her photos I had taken. She said she would I am unloading that later Continue. She said she would inform the principal. The next morning the Italian student was called into the office and never returned to class. By Monday after the weekend I learned that he had been expelled.
Speaker 1:My crush was very upset about her boyfriend leaving the school. No shit, sherlock, about her boyfriend leaving the school and even though she was aware of his bad behavior, in the end I started spending time with her again and she still doesn't know. I was the one who reported her boyfriend, but I've now moved countries and I haven't spoken to her since. Oh, spoken to her since. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1:Firstly, the fact that you went through all that effort not to even end up with a chick girl, please, babe, babe, no, okay, there's so much to talk about here. Okay, I swear I'm not laughing. It's just like a really like that's you. I honestly I love you. Can we be friends? Because that's, that's real, you're real. For that it's a bit insane, but I'm also insane. So like I I'm laughing, but like it's probably because I would do the same thing. Okay, it's such a beautiful sweetie, so they have a crush, right, and it sounds like I don't know if they were gonna get together.
Speaker 1:But it said, like they had a situation ship that they were waiting for, like each other to ask, yeah, which I feel like that's always kind of the case. We're kind of like, oh, I want to, but I don't know if they want to and you don't want to ruin the friendship if it doesn't work out. Yeah, that is a really big thing. I hate when you're like, why friendships? When it's like there's like the romantic thing, it irks my soul because it's like I don't want to ruin our friendship. But also like pookie, come home, the kids miss you. Like, okay, what gets me, what really really gets me, is that you took photos because you were waiting. Not not spy mode, full spy mode. It's the fact that you said you were waiting for the opportunity. The op it babe, oh god.
Speaker 1:And the fact that they bring it to an english teacher. It's always english. No, that's real, it's always english teachers. I would really yeah, I would never bring it to my english teacher. That's such a random like it's always English teachers. Okay, look, what I will say is I completely understand where you're coming from. Like, I feel like that sucks when you're like, firstly, you were having this like flirty friendship, will they, won't they kind of situation. That's like what you've said and it's also fun to have that, like it keeps your life interesting. Well, um, do it for the plot. And then also like the fact that you're really into this girl and then you know, you notice, that she just no longer is into you because the new hot bond shell has entered the villa, like that's. I feel your pain. I would actually go insane. I would lose my mind.
Speaker 1:However, you are the arsehole. Yeah, because she was your friend and she had a boyfriend. I think you got him expelled. I think it's the fact that it's not that it was your friend. Okay, look, it's not that fact that it was. It wasn't even like it was your crush's crush. It was your crush's boyfriend. She was in a relationship and you're over here acting shocked that she's upset. Her boyfriend got expelled like yeah, I would be too, but good on you for getting away with it, moving to a whole different country. You never got caught but again, you went through all that effort not even to end up with her. Yeah, girl ran away from her problem. She believed the country. She was out of there.
Speaker 1:I will say I don't think you're the arsehole for reporting someone that you knew was going to bring drugs to school. I think that part. But I think what makes you the asshole is your motivation behind it, because you didn't do it for the well-being of the school. You didn't do it because you're like oh my God, hashtag. No, I don't support drugs, I don't support vaping. That's not why you did it. You did it because you were like no, keep your hands off my bitch. Yeah, absolutely. Because reporting someone for bringing like drugs into the school but not that we're judging you if you bring drugs to school like, no, no, no, like, live your life. No, I just live your best life. Honestly. I just mean this person in the story. I'm kidding, I don't do drugs. I'm kidding, I just mean the person in the story, like it's fair enough that you wanted to report drugs coming into the school, but it was your best friend and I understand like you loved her. It wasn't just your best friend, like you were longing for a relationship, but still it was your best friend's boyfriend, her boyfriend. I feel like she should have Messy, messy Babe, you might not be the asshole, but you are messy. I was going to say Give this girl a soccer ball. She's ready for the field. I was going to say like she should have gone to the best friend and told her about the drugs, but the best friend knew. The best friend knew she didn't care. No, no, no, which fair enough.
Speaker 1:I wonder if they stayed together. I wonder if they broke up. They did because he got expelled. No, but she, they girl. You't that what it said, or did I make that up? No, you made that up. Oh, I thought oh, but no, he was a hot new Italian guy, but maybe he moved. Did he move to the country? Was he an exchange student? We need our facts, okay, okay, we need our facts. Let's do a scenario, right? Yeah, if he was an exchange student, it makes sense Fuck you, because not only did Babe, they're never doing an exchange year again. No, so if they are exchange students, that's even worse, because they didn't even have time to spend in Spain, they got deported back to Italy.
Speaker 1:If it was just like, oh, I just got expelled from school, I'm going to go to another school in Spain, then like yeah, it's not as bad, then maybe they stayed together. Yeah, they probably would have. I wonder if it was like a healthy relationship. So not the point of the story. I'm just trying to get my facts straight because, like you know, yeah, so look, okay, I think that you're not the arsehole for what you did. I think you're the arsehole for your motivation behind it because, but honestly, like that's so real, like you were jealous, you were jealous and you're just a teenage girl. So to be jealous, he is a normal emotion. So it's okay to feel jealous. Maybe don't act on it like that, but it's okay to feel jealous. Yeah, I actually don't know why I'm judging. I probably would have, like low-key, done the same thing, like I would have done it worse. Yeah, look, you would have called up again school in Italy and been like Again, do as I say not, as I do. We've been there before. You'd probably like call up their school in Italy and get them expelled from their school in Italy as well, not just Spain. Oh wait, that's if they're an exchange student. Yeah, because there's a scenario that they just moved to Spain. Yeah, there's a few different scenarios.
Speaker 1:The fact that you didn't even get with her in the end, it's just like you don't even talk anymore. We, all of that for nothing. We don't talk anymore anyway. All of that for nothing. That's just sad, that that's. And then you move. You like, oh god, she moved countries.
Speaker 1:Right, knowing the fact that she had gotten this girl who she had a crush on, her boyfriend expelled, wanting to get with this girl, but then moving countries. I don't know how long ago this was, but her cheeky DM like hey, so remember when your boyfriend got expelled, I feel like you need to get that off your chest. It's off her chest now. Hopefully we helped. Hopefully we helped. I mean, it's to the entire world now. So it's off her chest now. Maybe.
Speaker 1:Maybe the best friend will one day listen to this and be like huh, sorry, sorry, you did what? And then she'll find her numbers. She'll be like you, fucking bitch, you dumb fucking bitch. Do you know my reference? Yeah, I referencing. Yeah, I'm going to fuck you, thank you, thank you, okay. So, arsehole or not the arsehole? Yes, yeah, you agree, I think I'm so sorry. Look, I say this with love. No, if you thought you were going to get a different answer. They're like no, you did the right thing. I'm sorry, you're the arsehole. I understand, but you are the arsehole, yeah, absolutely Okay.
Speaker 1:Next up, we've got a question sent in, again anonymous. Most of these are anonymous. I have my opinion on this one. What do you do when you get asked by a guy for your number but you already have plans to go hang out with another guy? Is this class as not being loyal? This is a real life experience of mine right now. Okay, I have my opinion. Yeah, okay, first of all, no, you're not. You're not an arsehole or whatever. You're not being disloyal because you're not dating this guy. You've been. What does it say? You're, uh, you've made plans to go hang out with another guy. Yeah, so it sounds like with first or second time. But if you really like this guy that you're hanging out with and it's making you feel disloyal that you've gotten somebody else's number, then it probably shows you that you actually really want to be with the first guy. But it's not a disloyal thing for somebody to ask you for your number and you give it to them because you don't have to text them, you don't have to write to them, okay.
Speaker 1:What I think is I agree with you, it's definitely not disloyal. You're definitely not disloyal. You're not in a relationship. Even if you were like I'm like going out with a guy, I'm seeing a guy, like that's still, that's not your, that's not your. Like official boo. Like so you're not, you're fine. And also I think that it's the fact that, like it's not like another guy asked you out on a date, you can go on multiple dates like that's yeah, exactly. I find it really cute that you're like am I being disloyal for a guy that asked you for your number? Me? I don't think so. No, absolutely not. Like, if it continues with the first guy and you're really happy with him and then you decide to go on another date with this other guy, it just depends how it makes you feel. Yeah, like, if you're feeling disloyal, then you should stay with the first guy, like, just don't text the other guy.
Speaker 1:Moral of the story is no, you're not disloyal. Get your hose, give your number out, go on your dates, live your life, queen. Oh, I keep hitting this. Sorry, sorry, curtis. Oh, okay, maria, you have a boyfriend, right, I do.
Speaker 1:When you were first in the dating stages, was that a high? That was a high. Um, if you, when you were in like the first dating stages, he's gonna kill me. Yeah, this is why I actually realized I probably shouldn't ask this. Ask the question. Ask the question.
Speaker 1:If somebody came up and asked you for your number oh, this is like abort mission. Um, wait, maybe maybe just ask. Just ask. Um nothing he doesn't already know the answer to. If somebody, like, came up and asked for your number, whether you found them cute or not, and you gave them your number, would that make you feel like you were doing something wrong? No, but if you had the boyfriend now, which you have a boyfriend, would you feel like you're doing something? Yeah, I got asked for my number. I got asked my number. Um, oh, sorry for those of you that can't see me, that was a little like feeling myself dance. Anywho.
Speaker 1:Um, I was at the Gold Coast show and I was sitting down with a bunch of my friends and this guy comes up to me. Actually, no, he stops on the other side and we're sitting in like a little circle and he stops on the other side of our circle and it's him and like two of his friends, and I knew that he was going to come up to us. My friend thought that he was going to come up to us for something else, but I she wants me to like out her right now but she thought he was going to come up to us for something else, but we knew he was going to come up to us. We just didn't know for what. And him and his because they walked past us looked back, stopped, then went back to stand in front of us and it was like this, like push and shove of just do it, bro, just go, just go, just go, bro, just friends.
Speaker 1:And I think, oh, he's going to ask her for a snack, like. That's like going on in my mind. I'm not even looking at him. I'm mid-conversation. He stops, he crashes down next to me and he's like hey, I'm so sorry to interrupt your conversation, which, like, okay, polite king, he was like I'm so sorry to interrupt your conversation, sorry, sorry, saw you over there and I thought you were absolutely beautiful. Okay, okay, no, keep going feeding the delusions, keep it going. Oh, you want to start talking, you want to go? Okay, no, I'm kidding, I love you anyways.
Speaker 1:And he was like I thought you're absolutely beautiful, which like thanks, yeah, and he was like affirmations of the day, yeah, literally. I was like, oh, my god, thank you, um, and he was like I thought you were absolutely beautiful. Could I get your like your snap or your number or literally whatever. He was like open to whatever and were absolutely beautiful. Could I get your like your snap or your number or literally whatever. He was like I'm into whatever and then I'm in a relationship. So I was like, oh, like thank you, so so much, I actually have a boyfriend Immediately. He was like no, that's, I'm so sorry. Like that's, have a nice night. Oh, he worked himself up so much. Yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 1:I felt so bad in the sense of like, not bad for not giving him my number, because I'm in a relationship and I'm not going to do it, but I felt bad because I was like I could see. I saw him working himself up. I saw his friends hyping him up for him to get. No, I actually have a boyfriend, but you live your best life, twin. I promise I wasn't lying to you. I actually am in a relationship. That's so sad.
Speaker 1:You know, I've asked for someone's number and I got like rejected. I don't know if I got. It really crushes your ego, doesn't it? No, because it takes a while to get back up from that ditch. I don't know if I got rejected or like I didn't, because I asked him. Okay, this was my first problem and I don't know why I did this, but I asked him for a snap and I should not have done that. That's not that uncommon. I don't even know why I asked for snap, because I feel like snap is just, like it's more common, um, like it's, it's less serious. And go to someone like hey, can I get your number? But I like I wanted like his number. Yeah, I wanted his number. So I don't know why I asked for a snap anyway.
Speaker 1:So ask for a snap, girl. I'm just, I didn't think it through. I was just like hyping myself up, like this boy did, yeah, like I was like I got this, I got this. Me and my friend were like you got this, like do it, do it, do it, do it and I go up. I'm like, hey, can I get your snap? And he was like, oh, I don't have snapchat. And I took that as a rejection and I felt so bad.
Speaker 1:Wasn't this the guy that was like can I have your snap? And you and you're like, can I have something? He was like, oh, I don't have insta. Was that that guy? Yes, that's what I'm saying. That was a rejection. No, maria, I must have blocked that out because of how traumatic it was, because I did not remember that.
Speaker 1:So I asked him for a snap and he was like, I don't have snapchat. I was like, oh, do you have instagram? And he was like, no, and I took that as rejection. It was a rejection? Yep, it probably was, but there's always hope, but it's okay, but it's okay. It's okay.
Speaker 1:It's just because you went up to him and you were like, hey, can I have your snap? And he was like, oh, I don't have snap. He actually didn't have snap. And then you were like, oh, can I have your Insta? And then he was like, wait, gorgeous goddess, genuinely wanting my like contact information like this is a prank, where the camera is like there's no way, she's that into me. No, she's just so gorgeous and like ethereal, and if I like you know what I mean. So he thought he was getting like pranked. Yeah, absolutely. So that's why he was like, oh, I don't know, because he was, he was, he was scared of how much he could fall in love with you. Yeah, absolutely, that's it. That's it. The lulu is the salulu, exactly life motto. But yeah, so I it's okay, I feel for this guy because that rejection feeling was really sad. I, I felt bad.
Speaker 1:We started calling him, me and my friends. We started calling him jack from titanic because I'll never let go jack, because he was like do you know what I mean? The scene it's like I'll never let go jack. Oh, the guy who came up to the show, the guy who came up to me, yeah, because, firstly, so polite, he introduced me for apologizing on conversation. He called me absolutely beautiful, he asked for any kind of contact information that I was willing to give and then, when I told him I was in a relationship, immediately, immediately apologized, got me to have a nice night, got up and left.
Speaker 1:Every time I was going around and I was finding my friends, I was describing this man to them. I'm like hunt him down. This is your future husband. This is someone's future husband. I want this man to end up in the happiest relationship of his life because he was so sweet. I have my future husband in the works. You do, it will come well, I swear it. Well, okay, for context, her future husband has been in the works for like five years. For five years she's. She's like I'm going to marry this man. Okay, somebody's overdramatic and problematic. I haven't even known him for two years. So, like I said, five years this has been in the works Anyways.
Speaker 1:So I'm not dropping the story time because I actually want this to work. So it's just like but you know those TikToks, drop it if it works, drop it if it works, yeah, I will. But you know those TikToks that it's like the girls like, oh, invisible string theory. No, it's like. Since year seven I've been like they're like witchy craft stuff. Have you seen that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The manifestations yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Speaker 1:And then I've been manifesting this man and I won't drop that. I won't drop it, I won't drop it. But I'm manifesting this to happen. I believe in you, but okay, anyways, moral of the story is no, it's not disloyal. You can absolutely give another guy your number. You're just hanging out with a guy If this was going towards a relationship, like, seriously, you've been on a couple of dates, you really want to be with this guy, like you want this to go to a relationship. It's still not disloyal, but it's kind of like, maybe don't do it and hey, maybe this guy who asked you for your number might be your husband. Yeah, so like, honestly, he might be the future dad of your kids, your future baby daddy. Yeah, ooh, that might be her baby daddy. What's the baby daddy song? It's the um, uh-huh. Hands on your knees, hands on your knees. Shake that ass with jay. Now shake that ass with me. Oh, that one.
Speaker 1:We have to put copyright on this. No, we're good, right, yeah, just gotta double check with karen. He's like, he's our, our fountain of information. Oh, quickly, just little pink, we're pink. Oh, I was. I was gonna actually say something else, we, but yeah, we did get a new pink backdrop. We're pink. We're living our barbie land dreamland, barbie life, dream house, life, barbie pink life. We're like all pink. I'm literally matching like. I have a pink bra strap, like and pink nails and pink shoes. I knew this was happening today. Show your shoes to the camera, absolutely not, they're embarrassing.
Speaker 1:But what I did want to say is we have obviously introduced beautiful curtis you don't see his face but we've introduced him. But we haven't actually talked about this beautiful space we're in, yes, that curtis kindly creates. So we record right now what you're listening to. Focal house in burley heads love, love, love. We love it here. Check it out. It. It's amazing, guys. We love Curtis and we know you will too. And, yeah, check it out, because it's a pretty cool place.
Speaker 1:We love Curtis, guys. He's amazing, and he sits behind our little table and he makes sure that these things actually work. He makes sure that they actually work and he coughs subtly. When we're going too far, when we're too loud which we always are he turns us down. So you have your hearing abilities. You have Curtis, I think for that. Yes, exactly, no screeching in your ears.
Speaker 1:We have got an extremely sidetracked. Would you like to read our second story? I would. Is that the right one? It is the right one. Oh, this one is also. I don't know, these stories are messy today. I don't know how we got so many juicy stories or how you guys have so many juicy stories. Because, jinx, you've been through quite a few things. Babes, I don't know if I've even been through this. I've been.
Speaker 1:I'm going to, I'm going to no, not that I'm going to submit a story time, I'm going to submit a, really sweet. I'm going to submit. You're going to submit your own story time and we're going to talk about your story time. Yeah, yeah, and what are you do that? Every day, like on the podcast, you talk about your own story times and we talk about it. Oh, yeah, Well, it won't be me, it'll be. Was that your Karen moment? Karen from Mean Girls girls not like Karen, mean Karen Melinda, Melinda Blight. Melinda Blight is going to start submitting stories, guys, and it won't be me, it'll be Melinda Blight, got you? Yeah, okay, yeah, but you're just gonna feel really like you're gonna have strong feelings towards these stories if I say something you don't want me to say. Anyways, she's not gonna read any Melinda Blight stories this next story time. Yes, go, I. I'm sorry I have to read the subject before I actually read the story, because it's crazy.
Speaker 1:My ex and his mom broke into my house. Oh my God, it gets funnier when you find out how old the ex is. Here we go. When I was 12, I was dating this guy whose parents were best friends with mine, but they were all in the middle of some argument. 12 is like year six, right? Yeah, yeah, a sixth grader broke into your house. A sixth grader here we go. One day we were playing outside with another friend drawing with chalk Again, you were 12, so drawing with chalk when he suddenly wrote karen is a bitch and karen is my mom, I got mad. Well, well, I got mad, went inside and immediately messaged him to break up.
Speaker 1:Things escalated quickly from there in when you were 12. I did. I got a phone in grade three, but I paid for it. Bastard, I paid. I paid for it, sorry, year three, yeah, what were you doing?
Speaker 1:Oh, you used to sing in the streets. Wow, that's a really horrible way to put busking. She's talking about busking. That's such a horrible, lame, sad way to talk about busking. I don't get it. You used to sing in the streets. Were you homeless, you to talk about busking? I don't get it. You used to sing in the streets. Were you homeless? You used to sing in the streets. Well, yeah, I busked, but I didn't? Have we seen the attire? I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I actually do steal quite a few things from your wardrobe. She's a wonderful wardrobe. She's literally worn this shirt before and she's saying that I look homeless. I'm kidding anyways, can we finish the story time before you keep on insulting me? Sorry, yeah, story go okay.
Speaker 1:Things escalated quickly from there. That night he and his mom came to our house, smashed through our back window and started screaming at my mom about how horrible we were. Well, if her name's Karen, I guess the shoe fits, the shoe fits for it. We called the cops, they took both of them away, but nothing really happened afterwards. So my question is how do you deal with people who take things to a whole other level of crazy? Well, the answer to that is we probably have no answer, because we are the whole other level of crazy.
Speaker 1:I was going to say break the glass from your back window. You said glass on them, but maybe that is like not an appropriate response. Huh, what did you just say? Okay, mom and 12 year old broke through the back window. Uh-huh, shattered the glass. Yes, use the shattered glass on them. No, they did not. That, not, that's what it says no, it does not. I didn't say they did, I said they should. Oh, I thought you said they did. I was like are you crazy? She asked what do you do to people that take them too far? Well, they broke your window. Use the window on them. Yeah, yeah, okay, I understand.
Speaker 1:Now I feel like be a law with breaking and entering. If you break into my house, that's fine, but whatever you broke is now a weapon that I can legally use against you. You break my glass. I can use the glass against you. You broke a vase. I can use the ceramic against you. You broke like.
Speaker 1:It wouldn't be very useful. It would be very useful if you like broke a plant, I guess I suppose plant pots. What if you like broke a tap? Could you use the water from the tap? Wait, my brain's not working. Is it that broke? Yeah, the tap's broke. Then it won't work. I don't know. My brain tried. I tried really hard, okay.
Speaker 1:How do you deal with people that take things too far? Um, well, it says a whole nother level of crazy. That's insane. So I don't. The question is the fact that a 12 year old broke into your house. Question is to that answer is how do people deal with us? Because that's the answer to that. I don't think we've ever broken into someone's house. Other level of actually wait, you've broken into my house. I have. Basically her house is a like password, entered house and, um, knowing maria, she'd probably say the password on the podcast. I would not. I actually I'm thinking very carefully not to.
Speaker 1:But I have a bit of a habit of just being like that weird, like little stalker friend, and so every time I would go into Solange's house I would just like peek over her shoulder to see the pin that she was typing in. And then one day and I was at school one day and then one day I did have your mum's permission to do this yeah, you did. So I was at school and I look on her TikTok and I see her making a TikTok in my bed, hugging my blankets, and I'm like Maria, I'm quite literally at school right now. Well, ok, I called your mum and I was like hey, because my mum had like business meetings and stuff like all in the house, and so I was like I don't really want to be at home for that. So I was like hey, can I go to your house? And she was like, yeah, that's fine, solange's going to be at school, though. And I'm like, oh, that's okay. And she was like I'm not going to be home either. I'm like, no, that's okay. And she was like, how the hell do you know it? Did Solan tell you? And I'm like, no, I just paid attention.
Speaker 1:Okay, now I need to change the code of the house, so I have a bedroom in your house. What do you want? Just kidding, just kidding. I love my bedroom in her house. She actually does have a bedroom in my house, I do. It's so comfy. It's my brother's old bedroom because he moved. We're in Australia. He moved to university. He didn't move to university. He moved to another state to go to university. Yeah, but he lives at the university. Oh, he does. Dorms, dorms, dorms Is that American? Dorms, dorms, dorms. You know what we mean? But yeah, so that's maria's room now, and every day when we film our podcast, she lives in her room. I really do. I love my room.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna start decorating it because I just needed to give it like enough time to make sure that, like, your brother wasn't coming back, but now that I'm like, well, he's actually like doing the university thing, um, you'll notice, next week I'll pull up with like some framed photos for the bedside table and then I'll pull up with some like nice fairy lights, some pink like blanket actually, I have a really cute pink fluffy blanket that I don't use. Really good luck letting like. Good luck with my mom. Yeah, I was about to say like good luck getting that past my mom. You know it's, even though it's my brother's room, it's still very aesthetic because my mom designed it very slow. So her mom does designs the most incredible houses. She, she is an interior designer. She's amazing.
Speaker 1:We're getting so sidetracked, sorry. We're like how do you deal with somebody who broke into my house, who's my ex, and we're talking about the interior design of yours? Yeah, these blankets. Okay, I think what? Okay, okay, okay, here we go. You're 12 years old, right, more, not currently. Right, so, not currently.
Speaker 1:This is when, yeah, but your parents were feuding, so I'm 99% sure it was the mom's idea. I really doubt that your 12 year old boyfriend was like oh my god, she broke up with me, like I doubt. That was kind of like the thought process. I think it was more so, his mom being like oh, like your mom's a bitch you want to break up with my son. Okay, let's go. Let's go right now, let's throw hands. Karen's going against each other, just well.
Speaker 1:Um, I was gonna say going at it, but like I didn't, yeah, that's the part we cut out. I actually don't know how to answer that one. Yeah, because it's. I've never been in that situation. Never been in that situation. Um, especially because they broke your window, like that's breaking and entering you are. So not that this was a question, but I think, like if we were to take this from a am I the asshole point of view? You are not the asshole for breaking up with him because he called your mum a bitch in chalk on the sidewalk, like he was out here painting it for the world to see. So no, you ate that. He was out here painting it for the world to see. So no, you ate that.
Speaker 1:I just think that's a bit unhinged and that's no A bit, because there are definitely people that take things too far and I don't really know how to tell you to deal with it, because it's just a lot of people either just struggle with boundaries or just don't know how to accept them, and I think a lot of the time you just have to be really really like boom, boom, boom for people to break into your house. In that case, may I recommend a restraining order and some time in a psychiatric unit. I think that's the. You think breaking, smashing someone's window is quite normal? Involuntary confinement I think that's the path here. You think that's quite normal, smashing someone's window and breaking into the house is quite normal? No, did I say it was normal? Yeah, you said breaking into people's houses is quite normal. Oh, did I. Yes, oh, well, for Maria, breaking into my house is quite normal. No, oh, my God, okay.
Speaker 1:So my other best friend, she, I was at home one day and I was like she lives across the street from me and I thought that there was someone like in my house, like I could hear like male voices and like noise and I was like fuck. So I like snuck out of my house and I was like, well, what the hell do I do? I don't want to stay inside if there's like the possibility they've been broken into. Yeah, and I have her like location and stuff. And then I checked and I knew that she wasn't home, but neither was any of her family, like I knew that her siblings were at work and her parents weren't home either. They were like out to like some kind of plans and she was at work and so I was like, is it? And then I was like I took, I'll just wait for them to come back. But her door was going to be locked. So in my mind I was like, okay, the same rational thing to do in the snow is to hop her fence and sit in her backyard until they come home. I didn't. I got about like halfway up and then I was like maybe this is slightly unhinged and then I kind of crawled down.
Speaker 1:That that reminds me of when I was younger Actually this person's age, when I was 12. I got a call from my best friend and her friend and they were at her house and she was like there's someone in the house Like I'm really scared, like blah, blah, blah, and I was like, oh shit, I told my mum and she called the girl's mum and been like there's someone in the house like you have to go back home. The mum goes back home. I get a call from the girls who are my friends saying it was just a prank. No, no, I hate pranks, especially if it's something serious like that, because I will take you seriously because I want to keep you safe. I do love pranks, but not like that.
Speaker 1:I saw this really funny prank on TikTok that it was like. I saw this really funny prank on TikTok that it was like this girl she'd had sex and she had taken the morning after pill and her friends call her, pretending to be the pharmacy, and they were like, hey, is this, what's her name? Is this like Sophia? Is this Sophia Road? And she was like, yeah, this is. And she was like, oh, this is just Nancy, calling you from like Westside Pharmacy.
Speaker 1:We just wanted to let you know that we've accidentally had a bit of a mix up in the pills. We saw that you came on Monday to get like the morning after contraceptive. However, we've accidentally swapped all our morning after pills for a fertility booster no, no, no, and it was like for a fertility booster. And the girl on the phone is just like what rooster? And the girl on the phone is just like what? And she was like it's been like almost two weeks and she's like, yeah, yeah, I know. So what we're gonna have you do is just come in and then we're gonna check if you're pregnant, just see, kind of like what happens and like what we should do from there.
Speaker 1:No, and the friends for sophia road is like freaking out on the phone and she's just like her friends like put on like a scottish accent, I can't do scottish. I had friends put on a Scottish accent. She's like, yeah, we're Scottish, I can't do Scottish. She's like we're sorry about that. We're sorry about that. She's like you're so right. Contraceptive, like a fertility. So what does that mean? Am I pregnant? Well, there's definitely a good possibility. I was dying. No, I would end my life. No than what my friends did to me. I'm going to do that to you one day.
Speaker 1:I hate pranks. I love them when I'm not the victim. Oh, of course, I'm a big double standards person. I'm like it's fine when I do it. I hate it and it's terrible being bullied, but it's fine when I bully people. Okay, that's not what I said. Not what I said. I don't believe in, I don't believe in. I don't bully people. I don't believe people. I don't believe people I may, except for me. Do you? Do? You don't really count as a person, do you? So it's fine, I love you. Am I just like chopped liver to me? Yeah, you are.
Speaker 1:I seem to have found myself on the only fans side of TikTok. What, and I don't know if it's a sign. Maybe it is a sign, right, I mean, you do need some extra cash at the moment. I do, I really do. I don't know if it's a sign. How do you end up on the only fans? I couldn't tell you. I just I have, and they've been listening to our podcast.
Speaker 1:There's beef going on between these two girls. Um, I don't know one of their names. She's blonde blonde. The other one's, she's brunette, like black hair, and her name's Camilla. She's like a big influencer, like OnlyFans, like TikTok personality, right, what beef would you have with OnlyFans? I think it's just You're stealing my fans that are only for me. They're both OnlyFans creators and they don't like each other.
Speaker 1:Do you need to like each other when you're on only fans? Yeah, I, I don't know, but I'm not creating videos on this side and I'm like huh, is this a sign? Maybe, possibly, because we did talk about selling feet pics. We did, and we have also talked about this before. We have talked about only fans. Maybe your phone was listening.
Speaker 1:Step up, I reckon what. Honestly, what is the next step up? I reckon, what? Honestly, what is the next step up from? Like feet pics, is that stripper or is that OnlyFans? I'd say full leg pics. That makes sense. That makes sense. No face, no case guys. Yeah, I'm kidding, I am kidding. Please, that's a song lyric. We are promoting like such bad things on here. We really are. We're not promoting it, no, but it sounds like we're promoting it. I mean, if you do it, I'm not going to say like no, if you're giving me some of the money, like, I'm not going to say no regardless, live your best life.
Speaker 1:I find it quite odd when I'm scrolling on TikTok and I see like a very good looking guy and I'm a very good looking guy and I'm like, oh okay, you did that, that's just your face, no makeup, no, nothing, okay. But then I also have to remember that this human being set up his phone camera, put on a timer, he put like a 10 second timer, walked back to do like a muscle transition or like a lip sync video, or he went out to like a car park in the middle of the night and he like stood underneath the light so that he could like seduce the camera. I see those and I'm kind of like uh-huh. But the second I'd see a girl doing the same thing. I'm like, okay, no, you get it. That is no, the funny ones for me.
Speaker 1:I like it doesn't matter if it's a girl or a guy, but the ones where in the video they walk out the door, they have to come back into the door and remove their phone oh, I guess I find or like there's, there's um, wake up with me. Yeah, no, I'm not waking up with you. You clearly woke up before this. Yeah, you've had a shower. You put on makeup. It's so funny to me. It's so funny to me when they like they, they set up. You've.
Speaker 1:You had to set up your camera to film me going. Yeah, like eyes Bitch, I know you did not have your camera recording you the whole night. Can we be so for real here please? But it's working. So maybe go from feet pics to get ready with me in the morning to setting up your camera. It's working. They're making money from it. Yeah, but they make so much money and I'm like you get paid to travel to take your feet photos.
Speaker 1:Wait, I never thought about that because I was like, oh, I want to be a pilot because like money and I get to go traveling, just sell your feet wait, mind blown. I don't even have to do like the like training, I can literally just sell my feet, yeah, and I can go to like not the actual body parts, guys, like like photos of them. I can go to bali and I can just like like dip my feet in the water and like play around in the water, you know, and just like take a snap off my feet. Yeah, speaking of body parts, two things that I, like low-key, want someone to do just like take one for the team. Firstly, um, each body part is worth quite a bit of money. Like if you sell it on the black market, like I'd hope it's heart, I hope it's a bit of money liver, legs, arms, like it's all worth so much because, like illegal transplants, and I was looking at that and I was like, okay, can someone just like take one for the team, someone, if you mean one of your friends or no, someone that's like not liked as much. Can you just like I'm kidding guys, I am kidding, I would never, ever get the money from somebody who you don't. They say they die, and then we divide the body parts equally, oh my god, and then we sell those body parts and we each get a bit of money and we just like live our best lives.
Speaker 1:Or you know that if someone gets pregnant during your like ATAR exams, the whole grade gets like extra, an extra ATAR point. What? Yeah? No, it's a real thing. That makes no sense. It's a real thing. Do you want to explain why it's such a? It's a real thing. I don't know. I don't know. That makes no sense. It's one or two extra ATAR points. I think it's one extra ATAR point and the person that's pregnant gets like two extra ATAR points Because somebody in your class got pregnant.
Speaker 1:Yeah, tell me how that makes sense. Don't ask me for details, but I know it's a thing, really, from TikTok at my friends and I'm just kind of like, oh, she is searching it up. And I'm looking at my friends and I'm just kind of like so which one of you is about to make me an auntie? Which one of you is about to take one for the team? Do you get extra ATAR points if someone in your class is pregnant? Ways to get extra ATAR points Get pregnant. Ways to get extra ATAR points Get pregnant. Yeah, yeah, what? Ha? No, it doesn't say that if someone in your class gets pregnant, you get a point. But it says if you get pregnant in school, then you get five extra ATAR points. Yeah, you get five, but not the people in your class. So if you get pregnant, you get five, if someone in your class gets. So if you get pregnant, you get five. If someone in your class gets pregnant, you get one. If someone in your grade gets pregnant, you get one. That makes no sense. And also, apparently, if someone dies during an exam I don't know if it goes for like senior exams, but just generally in school apparently, if someone dies during an exam, everybody automatically passes. No, this is taking me through a rabbit hole.
Speaker 1:Ways to get extra atar points start killing off your family members. Huh, it says. It may sound brutal, but some things just have to be done. Sound brutal, it says. If there's a death in your family, your atar goes up instantly. So, despite the fact that it may seem heartless, I'd suggest you start killing off some family members. But remember, try and make it look as if the result is natural causes, as the last thing you want is to be convicted of murder in the year of your HSC. I reckon Granny's lived long enough.
Speaker 1:I'm kidding, that's so bad. I am kidding, no, not you. I mean, that was bad, but like this is so bad. What else? Normal stuff, like represent Australia in a sport? Oh, okay, so being good at your sport, you get extra ATAR points. In what world is either one of us representing Australia in a sport?
Speaker 1:You never know, I might decide to lock in, join scouts. You don't even lock in to go up and down the stairs. What do you mean? You're the one who complains about going up the stairs. Yeah, that is true. Actually, join scouts, that's, that's possible again, either one of us in the wilderness.
Speaker 1:You know what would be so bad? This? I don't want to take us down another rabbit hole, but like I could not camp already. I don't want to camp, but I could not camp if I was on my period. Uh-huh, that would be the worst thing ever. I I went, okay, I went on a camping trip with my dad last time I was in Brazil and it was like a week-long camping trip. I had to like bathe in a river. Yeah, I've done that Camping. See, for me that was like a one-hit wonder, like never again, literally never again. I would rather die.
Speaker 1:Give me a hot shower, please, I also. Do you also shower like you're in the fiery pits of hell? No, but my brother does. Yeah, at the end, just turn the water to like the coldest setting and just like rinse myself off with like really cold water. That's actually really good for you. That's really good for you to do.
Speaker 1:It is a one second cold and you know what it genuinely makes. If, if you want a beauty hack, having a cold shower, even just for a few seconds, it makes your skin look so beautiful, like I have. Like I've done it as well, but like friends, I was like, oh my god, you look so stunning today, like not saying that you're not normally stunning, but you look so stunning and they're like. I had a cold shower and I was like's it. It makes your face like tighter and it like makes you glow. I would do that, but I don't like the cold. Oh, I don't do it either. I used to do it. I don't like the cold, but anyways, I don't like the cold. Yeah, so that was our advice episode A little bit messy, but hopefully you managed to follow along dramatic and problematic, to send those situations in crazy, crazy.
Speaker 1:I can't get the. Okay, I can't get over the first one. That's still my first one. All of them, they were all crazy. Babe, babe, I wanna, I can you just like private message me like a life update with that situation? Yeah, because I really need to know, like all the details, like all the details that I'm not aware of. I really want to know.
Speaker 1:So yeah, we hope you enjoyed those Quote of the day. I know I'm just saying we hope they enjoyed our stories. Oh, I'm so sorry, I thought Maria had dementia. What is your quote of the day? You know, just like it's not like what I've been saying a lot, but I just want to say, as my quote of the day just like stay a baddie, just like slay, just like be yourself. You know, yeah, I had one and it slipped my mind. So give me a moment. I had such a good quote guys.
Speaker 1:Well, life happens and you obviously have stage one of dementia. I'm gonna. Dementia doesn't have stages, does it? That's like cancer. You're thinking of Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's has stages. Yeah, alzheimer's has stages. Dementia is just kind of like no, dementia is just like dementia. Well, you're a stage of everything. So your quote Just say something.
Speaker 1:I swear to fucking Lord, you're driving, you're pressuring me, leave me alone. She talks so much. Like it shouldn't be this hard to think about one word. I talk so much. You're literally hosting a talk show. Yeah, and who's sitting next to me? You can't talk. Wait, I can talk. I'm hosting a talk show. It's not a talk show, it's a podcast. So you're going to say a f***ing quote Mine, sure, it's a podcast. So you're gonna say a quote, mine is going to be and I'm thinking of this on the spot because I remember I will hit you, woman, because I've not thought of anything. So I'm just gonna make it. Stay, barbie licious, because we're we're living in a pink life. I actually did have a really good quote and I'm gonna force the lawn to like, edit, like an audio message of me, like in the clip. Well, stay in your Barbie dream houses and stay overdramatic and problematic. We love you. Bye.