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This F@#king Country
Who Let These Morons Run a Country?
Remember when you could reasonably assume political leaders were at least moderately intelligent? Those days seem increasingly distant as Greg and Chris dive headlong into the disturbing phenomenon of breathtakingly stupid politicians occupying positions of extraordinary power.
What began as an attempt to find a lighter, less rage-inducing topic quickly transforms into a sobering examination of intellectual decline in American leadership. The hosts tackle the uncomfortable question: Have our politicians always been this unintelligent, or are we witnessing something unprecedented in modern history? While previous generations certainly had their share of corrupt or self-serving representatives, the current crop's fundamental inability to grasp basic concepts feels genuinely alarming.
The conversation takes fascinating turns as they examine the voters who continue supporting demonstrably incompetent candidates. Is it simply party loyalty, identity politics, or something more disturbing—like actively embracing incompetence as long as it hurts perceived enemies, even when it simultaneously harms one's own interests? This exploration of the relationship between elected officials and their constituencies offers disturbing insights into American democracy's current fragility.
The episode culminates with their "Class Photo" of the five dumbest politicians currently wielding significant power, evaluating candidates based on public statements, policy positions, and basic reasoning ability. The results are simultaneously hilarious and terrifying—especially considering these individuals control budgets, influence international relations, and make decisions affecting millions of lives.
Join us for this unfiltered, often darkly humorous journey through the landscape of political incompetence. Whether you're politically engaged or just someone who appreciates the absurdity of our current moment, you'll find yourself laughing, shouting in agreement, and perhaps feeling a renewed sense of civic responsibility by the end.
Welcome to this fucking country. I'm Greg, and with me today is Chris. How's it going, chris?
Speaker 2:I am doing well. Thank you for asking me.
Speaker 1:That cracks me up every time. Today we are trying to find a topic that would be fun to talk about and not just piss us off, because we're getting tired of just ranting and swearing and everything. I can't guarantee that's not going to happen today we're still going to get pissed off, yeah, so today we decided we're going to talk about stupid politicians.
Speaker 2:No shortage of subject matter.
Speaker 1:Oh my God. Yeah, we were just discussing how I never knew how many dumb ass fucking politicians we actually had in this government until recently. Do you think we always had that many stupid ones, or do you think it was just like the way Trump likes the dumb ones?
Speaker 2:No, I think it's a matter of it has gotten worse. But I also think there was a certain level of complacency we had in just trusting that our leaders and I use that in quotation marks that our leaders were going to be smarter than us and have some integrity. But we have since learned that in the last 10, 15 years it has gotten worse. Now there's always been outliers. There's been people like reagan, you know, and cheney and those guys, but I think in the past, like well I don't think they're dumb like reagan.
Speaker 1:I don't think was a super smart man, but I think he was. He was polished enough. I just think he was kind of a fucking asshole. Uh, like cheney is definitely not a dumb guy, not like I mean, if you compare like cheney to like you know, uh, bobert or green, those morons well, that's.
Speaker 2:That's comparing somebody who won a gold medal in the olympics and somebody won a bronze medal in the special olympics well, that's true, yeah, but yeah.
Speaker 1:So I I think there was always like evil, but but the level of stupidity. And you know what I found out too? I shouldn't say I found out. What I think is that I used to think that everybody wanted smarter politicians, and that was something. I've realized that no, they actually are OK with these dumb motherfuckers. They really are. They keep voting them back in.
Speaker 2:Well, I think some of that is. You know, we recognize that from being in Chicago that there's a lot of name recognition, a lot of lazy voters who aren't aware of the current events. They'll just vote for the name that they recognize. So I think people like you know the Hayseeds out in Kentucky. They'll vote for Mitch McConnell even though he's driven them to the last place in almost every measurable area. But because they recognize his name and they might not recognize whoever runs against them, that they just vote for him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I could see some of that, but again, with him, while he is an evil fucking cunt, he's not dumb. He's not a dumb man, whereas you know Boebert and Green are, you know just.
Speaker 2:Oh, so we're strictly sticking with just stupid, not stupid, and evil.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, I mean if you're stupid and evil, but if they're smart and evil, no, they're not going to qualify for this podcast. No, I just want the fucking dumb ones. I want I just want the ones who are like going oh, I could just look at them and know they're fucking stupid. You know that kind of that level of stupid and that level of stupid, and there's so many.
Speaker 2:Like Jim Jordan. I look at him and I swear to God he went through K, through 12 with a hockey helmet on.
Speaker 1:Oh, absolutely yeah, they don't have to be in Congress. They could just be like the cabinet, because, god knows, now we've got a bunch of fucking real special ones in the cabinet, like our A1 education secretary. Oh my God.
Speaker 2:Or the Social Security administrator who didn't know he had a social security administrator.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, so, so we we have many examples and I guess the thing I want to know is back to the do you think, like half this country was always okay with having stupid people, or or, like you said, do you think they just assumed they were smarter and they just kind of went? Oh, oh, okay, these people are in congress or they're running for congress. I assume they're intelligent.
Speaker 2:I I do. I mean nobody's gonna be. I don't think there's any studies been done to prove either way. But I, if I was gonna guess and I had to put some money down and I'm guessing we just assumed that the people who were in charge were smarter than us. I mean that's why that meme is out now that says I'm not comfortable with thinking that I'm smarter than half the people in this country because I'm not very smart and yet it's.
Speaker 2:It's true. I just don't think anyone plus. I think we've lowered our standards. I don't think somebody like marjorie taylor green or lauren bobert could have ever gotten elected 20 years ago.
Speaker 1:God damn, I hope not.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, I'm trying to think, well, just think, because everything was a deal breaker back then.
Speaker 1:That's true, al.
Speaker 2:Franken got bounced because he pretended to grab a girl's boob. But that's a Democratic Party.
Speaker 1:But my point is though is still.
Speaker 2:Lauren Boebert could give a guy a handy in a theater with a lot of kids in it and there's no consequences whatsoever. In fact, she got re-elected after that well, yeah, probably by all the men yeah, but I don't think you can stand in line saying I voted for you. Give me a handy you could try. I mean, she is, she is. If you're looking like for a handicapped woman, she is attractive by handicapped standards. Well, maybe that was her campaign speech.
Speaker 1:Maybe that was the promise she made to get her back in.
Speaker 2:Sucky and blowy for everyone.
Speaker 1:Yeah, maybe I don't know, man. So let's assume that people did not want stupid people, right? So what happened now that we have so many really obviously dumb people? Do they not know, like you said, is it just name recognition? Do they not know how stupid they are? Are they not hearing the quotes and the things that they do? Because, I mean, not only is Marjorie stupid, she's just a really bad fucking person too. So do you think they haven't seen any clips of that stupid cow doing like horrible shit and saying horrible things?
Speaker 2:I think I just had an epiphany while you were asking this question. I think the reason they're in there isn't because of any new level of stupid. I think the electorate is more stupid than it ever has been before, or at least people that we didn't know were stupid, we weren't voting, and now they are because they have somebody rally behind with behind Trump, and before they didn't really give a shit, so much so they didn't vote that often. But I think it's just that the electorate is even more stupid than people like Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert. So by comparison, they probably think those people are smart and because they're in a position of authority, they automatically give them their credit. You know like people look at doctors and automatically think they're infallible, they're gods, and if anyone knows doctors like I know a lot of doctors and a lot of them are great people. They're all pretty good doctors, but I know a lot of doctors that are not the sharpest bulbs in the batch and they're not particularly good doctors.
Speaker 1:Yeah, every profession is going to have somebody who sucks correct, but because he's a doctor or she they just automatically assume they're smarter and more skilled, but that's not a, that's not a guarantee.
Speaker 2:In the same way, with politicians in fact, donald trump and those people have proven that you don't have to have a brain at all okay, but we know they're stupid because we watch news and we watch clips and we hear things that they've said.
Speaker 1:Okay, so we we know they are just dumb as a box or ox, but assuming that they know too, I mean. I'm wondering, though, if they, if the people who vote for them, aren't stupid, if they just are, just don't fucking care because they're vile human beings. But they're vile human beings that represent their belief system, correct. So they're kind of going hey, I don't care how fucking dumb they are, as long as they vote to do horrible things to people, I don't like. I'm good with them being dumb, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2:Even if they're doing things that are also negatively impacting me.
Speaker 1:But they probably don't understand those things. Well, they've got to be figuring it out by now. The fuck around and find out has been kicking in well for some state. Some of the states I know, uh, are getting hit hard by the tariffs and now, with all the um, immigrants not coming into work because they're afraid of getting scooped up well, the consequences have definitely hit.
Speaker 2:There's farmers that are already out of business.
Speaker 1:That's true, and construction now is going to be. It will be halting because I'll I hear those job sites where the tools are left behind. There's like it's just people are gone, tools are left behind, it's just fucked up. I mean, do you even think, though, once the fuck around and find out aspect hits everybody? Do you think that the uh, that the uh, the dumber people voting in this country are going to change their tune? Do you think they're going to sit there and say you know what? I think? Maybe next time let's try and get an intelligent person in there. Or do you think, again, it's going to be?
Speaker 2:I don't care how fucking dumb they are, as long as they're awful in my awful way, I go with that one, I think, if it's got an r next to its name and they can say you know, I hate all brown people and those homos and anybody who doesn't look like me, you know. Or if you have a vagina, I hate all those.
Speaker 2:The fact that how many women are still supportive of him and yeah, we were talking before we started this about the woman who posted publicly that she was okay if Donald Trump raped her, that she would still support him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, something tells me that might be a fantasy of hers. But you know, who knows, which is kind of disgusting already.
Speaker 2:Well, does Donald Trump actually get laid unless he pays for it, or does it by force, I mean?
Speaker 1:can he get laid? Yeah, I don't know if he's gotten laid in a while now I have to believe that he's not. I mean, it just sounds like with everything the diapers and the shitting his pants and the health issues and this small little wiener that I'm thinking maybe he's not. Maybe that's why he's so fucking pissed off and why he's such a fucking tool, is he's not getting laid anymore?
Speaker 2:Well, here's the thing. I think, as a country, what we should do is pitching a lot of money and get somebody like uh, scarlett johansson or blake lively, give them a few million dollars to take one for the team.
Speaker 1:I don't think any of them are going to do donnie until he has that massive grabber or stroke no, I think we might, might be able to convince a poor, and so I don't think we're gonna get scarlett johansson or like to do anything like that, and I don't think we're going to get Scarlett Johansson or Herb to do anything like that. I don't think they need the money that bad. I don't know many people that need the money that bad. So God, I couldn't believe that Stormy Daniels actually fucked him, but still I'm amazed. Anybody does His own fucking wife won't do it.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, she's a gold digger, though she's got her claws in so well she's done. Though, yeah she's, she doesn't have to bark them anymore.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay all right, so let's talk. Okay, let's go back to stupid. So we've got the cabinet. So out of the entire cabinet, I know and I I can almost guess who you're gonna pick. Who do you think's the dumbest out of all of his fucking cabinet?
Speaker 2:oh man, come on I I I'm gonna say bondy uh pam bond.
Speaker 1:Oh, really, okay, I was gonna guess somebody else who a a1 oh I was, I was gonna guess education girl. Yeah, yeah, but you know what I?
Speaker 2:I guess maybe because I set the bar a little lower for her just because she's from the wwe. So I don't expect much coming from somebody whose husband it's her husband, right, that's vincent mcmahon, yeah yeah, I mean, I don't expect you. Have you ever seen that guy talk?
Speaker 1:yeah, she married him I mean voluntarily.
Speaker 2:She married him so I don't put a lot of so. So yes, she's in the definite um, uh, you know, spectrum of mentally challenged yeah but I I just think bondi is just like ridiculously stupid, because she's the one who keeps saying, in one breath she'll say that obama wrote the epstein files and then she'll say, well, actually trump's in the epstein files, but it's like she legitimizes them in one breath, and I don't think anybody with any minimal intellect wouldn't realize that they're contradicting themselves in the same breath.
Speaker 1:See, I don't know if I'm going to go with the level of stupid for her just because I think she is trying to spin shit so fast, because that's what's expected of her. I mean, I definitely think she's soulless and has no fucking moral compass and she is just again another one of the shittiest humans on this planet. But I'm not gonna, I can't agree with you on that one. I, I, I think she's not as stupid as some of the other ones, fucking disgusting, but I, I think she's just more or less trying to keep up with all the bullshit and the lies, and that would be hard for an intelligent person, you know, to constantly be like oh shit, how do I spin this? Because she will.
Speaker 2:She'll say whatever the fuck they want her to say Right and she does have a job to do and she's getting pressure from Trump to you know, cover his ass. Can I go outside the cabinet for a minute because I have?
Speaker 1:an honorable mention.
Speaker 2:Senator John Neely Kennedy.
Speaker 1:Oh God, uh, senator john neely kennedy. Um, do you remember him? He's from louisiana. Yeah, that's the guy who talks like a good old boy, right, yeah?
Speaker 2:and he, every word out of his mouth is like your, your jaw drops and you just think this man, I'm sure, does not know how to wipe his own ass oh my god even look at this picture that is one dumb motherfucker. Well you know what.
Speaker 1:And again, though, I've heard stuff about that guy is that that is all an act Like I think he went to a good school, not that that makes you brilliant or anything, but from what I recall hearing is that he doesn't even didn't used to speak that way, like he just kind of took that on to kind of get in.
Speaker 2:Oh, he's like that chef that would do the Creole accent when he wasn't really from.
Speaker 1:Yeah, everything they blamed Kamala of doing.
Speaker 2:I think that's what that tool does Well he went to Magdalene College, which I've never heard of, and the University of Virginia School of Law.
Speaker 1:So I don't know if those are anybody.
Speaker 2:That's really blowing me away.
Speaker 1:But no, he's a fucking tool.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and just really frighteningly stupid, frighteningly stupid. Oh shit I mean, I always know, when they put him on the screen, something special's coming out.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, always, yeah, yeah, but okay, so mine would be. And again, this is hard because Hexeth is a fucking moron too, but I'm going to put McMahon up at the top for dumb, and then maybe Hexeth.
Speaker 2:Well, you got to figure in how you and I have done some and said stupid shit while we're drunk too, and I'm pretty sure he wakes up at a .10. I hope so.
Speaker 1:I hope he's got a reason. I hope he's got an excuse.
Speaker 2:Well, he's also evil as well, he's an evil monster?
Speaker 1:Yeah Well, they all are. That's something that is a given. I think we don't even need to. That's implied. It's like using you. It's implied we can just let it go. They are all evil pieces of shit, Otherwise they wouldn't be in his cabinet. Would we put up high in the stupidity thing? Now, Patel, do you think he's dumb?
Speaker 2:I don't think he's dumb. You don't think he's dumb? I mean, I don't think he's like, he's crazy as fuck, yeah, and I don't think he's a smart man by any stretch. But I think he can wipe his own ass.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, that's our standard. Now he can wipe his ass and, yeah, I think he's crazy. Like some of the other people are evil and disgusting and putrid, he's crazy. I think he's fucking certifiable. Right, he's just off the fucking track and a secondhand man.
Speaker 2:I don't know how to pronounce his name.
Speaker 1:Oh, bongino, yeah, Bongino Dan Bongino.
Speaker 2:Steroid dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I swear to God, how the fuck did he pick the? Again, I think he just watched TV and picked people he's watched on TV. But you would think he would have seen at least a couple intelligent people, right, like okay, now how about like Dr Oz? Can I just say, oprah, fuck you. I mean man. I remember when you and your fucking heyday women were just screaming every time you were on the screen. Fuck you for bringing us those two assholes.
Speaker 2:Don't forget who else.
Speaker 1:Dr Phil and Dr Oz Fuck you for both of them, dr Phil, isn't even a doctor. Oh my God, it's just like how did you find these pieces of shit? I mean, did you not when you were talking with them, did you not get any kind of vibe that they were soulless, fucking twats?
Speaker 2:I think they tested well with target audiences you think that was? It. Yeah, that's all she cares about. The same way, when you know, I I've heard the thing about maui and her buying up all the burnt properties when maui went under, she's, she's an opportunist everything she does is self.
Speaker 1:Well, you know what I've realized serving, I think, all these people who are billionaires or close to billionaires. I think they're so far removed now from humanity. I think they've been surrounded by yes men for so long that I don't think they understand what's going on. And if they do, they don't care because it's not going to affect them.
Speaker 2:Here's a good test for that kind of thing. If you're any kind of a celebrity and anyone who works for you has to sign a non-disclosure agreement in order to get hired, then you know they're up to some shady shit, or they wouldn't do it. Like Stephen Colbert, he doesn't have anybody working for him that does that Any of the people that the MAGA hates? They don't do that, but Oprah does.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, it's the egos. I think it's the. Yeah, they're either hiding some shit or they're just such a fucking ego that it's. You know what do you do with it? She's not stupid, so you know, she's not part of this one. I I got, I won, you, I know you love christy gnome I.
Speaker 2:I want your favorite. I want to change my. I want to change my vote because pam bondy is I. I'm guessing pam bondy with a little coaching could wipe her own ass, but Kristi Noem no way.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that woman is just I mean cosplay Barbie Nazi. I mean, what the fuck is wrong with her too? Seriously, I would love to get some psychiatrist and just let them loose and say do a write-up on each one of these fuckheads and tell me what you think.
Speaker 2:I think it would terrify the doctors. I mean, just did you see the picture of them? I think it was yesterday or the day before. It was Christie and Trump and I forget who else over at the In Florida At the Auschwitz.
Speaker 1:Center there.
Speaker 2:And they're all smiling and giving thumbs up yeah. They don't even have the brains to know that they're in a different Well. Trump's the guy who gave thumbs up at Arlington.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the brains to know that they're in a different well, trump's the guy who gave thumbs up at Arlington. Yeah, so he's the guy who looked into an eclipse.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, he's a moron. Why couldn't he have gone blind then?
Speaker 1:now. Okay, so just to sidestep the cabinet for a second and look at Trump now. I've had this discussion with people and I've seen people have conversations online that they don't think Trump's a moron. And I say, listen, he's definitely a brilliant con man and he probably has a really good feel for like um, pop culture as far as like what's happening and the pulse of of people, but anything else he's a fucking moron. That guy is dumber than fucking dirt.
Speaker 2:He I mean his vocabulary alone is they say he speaks at a third grade level.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I believe it, so he's got to be. Would you put him as the dumbest out of all of them, or do you think one of them is dumber?
Speaker 2:I don't think just because you can con stupid people that that gives you any kind of level of intelligence that should be measured. I think just the fact that he lies so blatantly yeah. So either it's just he has so much confidence in the stupidity of the people he's talking to, or he's been told yes so many times that he doesn't even know when he's not making sense, or he's contradicting himself, or he's saying totally ridiculous things because nobody challenges him, including the media.
Speaker 1:True, I can't actually say that he's the dumbest right now, because I think there's a certain amount of dementia happening too, so I can't accredit it all to stupidity. I think there's a mixture of stupidity and dementia, so I guess I'm going to take him out of the running just because while I do believe— You're not giving him a pity pass.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, but I I just can't put him in there because, like the people other people were talking about on a stupidity level, don't have dementia aiding them so that they're sound even dumber. So I I'm gonna have to remove him from like my choice, even though I normally would say maybe he's number one. But with dementia and all the rambling shit that he does, I'm gonna take him out, I out. I'm going to go back to maybe Gnome. She's pretty fucking stupid. Although, again, remember when the house signed that big beautiful bill, that picture of them all cheering.
Speaker 1:Oh, yes, Now that was an exercise in stupidity. All those people smiling and cheering for all the shit that they took away from the public I'm like just amazing, just the levels of stupidity and just disgusting human beings we're gonna have a little contest.
Speaker 2:Okay, the characters from idiocracy versus who we have now. Which would you pick?
Speaker 1:oh my god, all right so trump or president camacho? Played by terry crew absolutely okay, anthony.
Speaker 2:Uh, I forget his last name. He was the Secretary of Defense, him or Hegseth.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's a tough one, oh man. He didn't have a super, super big part no, yeah, fuck, I'm going to say Ty, okay, ty, that's very generous to Hegseth, yeah.
Speaker 2:David Herman, who was the Secretary of State. That's the kid who even looked like he was mentally challenged, is that?
Speaker 1:the one who kept saying I brought you by our bees or something.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because he gets paid for it every time he says it. Oh him, he was always on task. I would probably take almost everybody from mediocrity?
Speaker 1:No doubt, yeah. Well, you know what? Because while they were ridiculous and dumb, they weren't evil.
Speaker 2:None of those characters are horrible pieces of shit. We talked about it before I. Honestly, if somebody gave me the job, saying, okay, you're going to be in charge of the united states, you have two years to destroy the country from within, who are you putting in place to do that? I could not have picked a better cabinet than what trump has chosen. Every one of them is patently, um, unqualified. They don't have any kind of integrity. They don't have any kind of knowledge of the job. No previous experience.
Speaker 1:Marco.
Speaker 2:Rubio is about the only one who has any previous experience, and he's the one who got insulted by Trump.
Speaker 1:His wife's ugly. No fucking balls and no balls.
Speaker 2:He's the Secretary of State. Isn't that kind of like an important position to have some testicular fortitude? You'd like to think so, but obviously it's unnecessary. No, well, it's time to get women in there anyway. They don't have testicles and we don't need them anyway. Fuck that. So, anyway, going back, so I think Christine Noem is the best, because I just saw her on TV today. I don't even know what she was blathering on about, but she had all her hair extensions in.
Speaker 2:She had her big long eyelashes and nails were done really long and I'm thinking I don't know what part you think you're playing, but you're not dressing for the actual part of a serious leader.
Speaker 1:I bet you that people on her in the party love her. I bet you Republican dudes fucking love her. I bet they jerk off to her. I would have no doubt. I think that's a little fantasy for all these little fucking snowflake fucking dudes.
Speaker 2:Well as long as they're doing it based purely on physical appearance, Because Kristi Noem?
Speaker 1:in her job on her resume.
Speaker 2:She's good for two things. Three if she takes it in the ass.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I mean she's attractive for two things. Three, if she takes it in the ass. Yeah, yeah, I mean she's attractive. She's like Barbie, like horrible, you know fake shit, she killed a dog. Yeah, well, see, now that's the thing I was going to get to, is that? So, out of all the shit wrong with her, the thing that really puts her over the top is just there Up in the top five of pieces of shit is the. Yeah, she fucking killed a fucking murdered a fucking dog a puppy, because it wouldn't.
Speaker 2:Yeah, learn fast, yeah, that's uh, and again. People who fucking like support this fuck and she giggles about it when she talks about it. Yeah, she is there's. There's sociopathy involved here.
Speaker 1:Oh, much, and psychopath I mean just all of them.
Speaker 2:So I don't know if stupidity is actually. I know that was the initial question, but I'm not sure stupidity is the thing that's putting us most at risk.
Speaker 1:But yeah well, they're just so vile on every level that it's hard to kind of just pinpoint one thing. Now, you know who we haven't talked about, who I don't think is stupid, but still just something's wrong Robert Kennedy.
Speaker 2:Something's fucking really wrong with that dude Didn something's wrong robert kennedy something's fucking really well.
Speaker 1:Didn't he say worms reading his brain, or something? Yeah, I don't think he even said it. I think it was actually a diagnosis fact. Yeah, yeah, I think he had some issues with that, but something's wrong with that. What's with it was his voice too. Yeah, I don't know what happened with that, but you know. But the fact that his whole family kind of came out and went, yeah, don't vote for him it's like what the fuck does that say about you? Yeah?
Speaker 2:but I I think stupidity wise. He I don't know what he, whether he's stupid or not, he is so wrong he he's been hitting the head or something really bad right yeah, absolutely and I almost don't like picking on him because he doesn't like he seems. It seems like making fun of a handicapped person, but you could probably say I don't even know if he. I don't even know if he's evil I I I think he is so fucked up in the head?
Speaker 1:yeah, I don't. Even he might be evil.
Speaker 2:I don't know he is well, he's part of that group. He probably has some evil in him, but I don't think on an evil scale he's anywhere near some of the other people in that group so I think he's more damaged.
Speaker 1:Well, you know what? Here's the thing, though. It depends now uh, he hasn't done anything yet that we can perceive as evil because nothing's happened. But if another pandemic hits his dismantling of whatever the fuck he's doing right now at the agencies we're gonna find out if he's evil or not, because as soon as shit hits and we can't fucking do anything to save our people, then we're gonna know, because if he's going through all the shit like it's all gonna be fine and something bad happens, like we're trumped during covet yeah, yeah, but at least he was only killing his own people, so we didn't really mind as much.
Speaker 2:But now what? There will be no vaccines yeah so those of us who believe in vaccines, uh, are still not going to be able to get at them, whereas before the people who were smart enough to get them got them Okay.
Speaker 1:so where are we at? Is it Kristi Noem? Is it our WWE girl? I'm going to call her A1 from now on. Is it A1? Is it Noem? Is it Hegseth? Is it Green? Oh, fuck it. Green's got to be still. I mean, these people are fucking dumb, but I still think Marjorie Taylor Greene got to be one of the dumbest things on this planet, you know.
Speaker 2:I've never seen a person that was equally as ugly outside as she is on the inside, because, like Kristi Noem at least, is moderately attractive physically. But Marjorie Taylor Greene looks like the Geico caveman.
Speaker 1:You know, it's so easy. She's not an attractive woman.
Speaker 2:But that just makes it easier to make fun of her, because she's such an evil cunt and we can make fun of her. I don't normally like picking on people's physical appearance, because it's not usually something they can control. But, yeah, she would definitely be in the team picture. In fact, I don't think we should pick just one.
Speaker 1:I think we should have our class picture of five dumbest motherfuckers in government. Okay, so we got north on the five. That's gonna be rough too. Okay, well, she's in there. How about, would you?
Speaker 2:put bobert in the top five.
Speaker 1:Oh, she seems pretty okay, so those two are definitely in there, so gnome gnome bobert mtg, and then you know, a1 or A1, yeah.
Speaker 2:A1.
Speaker 1:A1, yeah, and then is it.
Speaker 2:Hegseff, I don't really think he's stupid.
Speaker 1:Like.
Speaker 2:I don't think he's smart by any stretch, but I just think he's just woefully unqualified. He's over his head. Yeah, and there's nothing wrong with that, because I don't think I could do any of those positions either, but I don't profess to be smart or somebody who could do one of those positions, and if somebody ever offered it to me, I go no, no, no, you don't want me he.
Speaker 2:so he's not smart enough to know that, or he just wants to get rich like the rest of the cabinet is all right, so then do we put jim jordan, in there, oh he's really in my top favorites and you know he's getting ready to testify about the whole ohio state wrestling thing and I'm going to be watching that yeah very rapidly because there's an evil motherfucker. Yeah, he's watching. He knows kids are being raped by a doctor on that are under his watch and he does nothing yeah, yeah, so yeah I would say, unless, unless we can think of somebody before this is over, that would I think that's a good top five.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's a really impressive top yeah, I mean you probably have a grand total of about seven or eight brain cells functioning between them all. Oh my god, yeah, okay they, they get reelected.
Speaker 1:What the fuck? What kind of a group of human beings can listen to them speak, can see what they do and and say, yeah, yeah, that's what I want to know, that I want them representing me. Well, that that's what I want, and I want them representing me.
Speaker 2:Well, that's what the outstanding thing about Boebert is. She knew she wasn't going to win in her old district, so she changed districts to an area where these people had been watching and seeing how ineffective she is for the people, and they still voted for her. And she had somebody running against her who was actually qualified. So again, as stupid as these five are, they're not as stupid as the fucking people they represent. That's true?
Speaker 1:yeah, I've always said that, no matter how dumb trump is and I think he is really fucking dumb nowhere near as stupid as the people who he put in him in office- correct and and again.
Speaker 2:We can't beat that and you know, just give an honorable mention for stupidity.
Speaker 2:The democratic party did you see that they're just talking about now, because apparently some of the states are trying to do uh re, you know doing that. What do they think? Whether they change the district, they're doing that in a few states and some democrat came out and goes, you know, then maybe we should do that too. You think they're doing everything to disenfranchise any kind of democratic voters so that they can win just by their sheer manipulation of the voting districts and the democrats are going oh, maybe we, maybe we should do something like that yeah yeah, and the thing is is in a way I think that was a newsom who said that because he's like, oh, and if a fuck, if tex, texas is going to do that, then we've got more numbers.
Speaker 1:We could fucking do it too and take more seats. I think he was kind of going like we don't want to do this because it's so fucking illegal, but we could do it.
Speaker 2:Democrats have been doing it for years too.
Speaker 1:But the Democrats are a whole different thing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you and I are going to talk about.
Speaker 1:Democrats separate podcast because, man, I never knew how fucking useless, stupid, fucking inefficient, criminal, criminal and just so stuck in their stupid ass, fucking political ways the whole fucking party was. But I am so fucking sick of them so we're saving a whole podcast for those jagoffs see, now you're pissing me off again, and I'm not, I'm trying to be positive and give you a intelligent conversation, but now you're just pissing me off.
Speaker 1:I'm not. I'm trying to be positive and give you a intelligent conversation, but now you're just pissing me off. I'm sorry, it's fucking country all right. Well, you know what I'm good with that five, even if someone is is close in there, I feel comfortable with those.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't think anyone's gonna get bounced out too far all right well, you know what? I have a big question oh shoot, do you have any tequila? I need some. Always good, all right.
Speaker 1:So goodbye, yeah, with that being said, I think we're going to cut it. Uh, thanks for listening and, uh, if you kind of create your own list or if there's somebody you forgot, please reach out and let us know, because we'd love to do another edition of this and we could we could do our next top five. So thanks so much for uh joining us and we'll see you next time.