Damnation Radio
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Jack the Ripper’s Deal with the Devil: The Real Reason He Was Never Caught
Good evening, meatbags. It is I—your ruler, your nightmare, the BBQ pit boss of the underworld. And tonight, I bring you two deliciously wicked tales served hot off the flames of damnation:
🚗 First up, the soul of a drunk driver who turned his last sip into a deadly crash. A perfectly preventable death, but you humans love playing Russian Roulette with your lives. Lucky me.
🩸 But the main course? Oh, that’s a vintage delicacy...
Jack the Ripper.
Yes, that Jack. The one who carved through foggy London like it was his canvas. Ever wonder why he was never caught? Because he made a deal with me. And I delivered. Anonymity. Fear. Legend status. But as always, there’s a catch...
In this episode, you’ll hear:
The real reason Jack the Ripper vanished without a trace
The twisted terms of our infernal contract
How Jack’s eternal punishment is a fitting sequel to his earthly spree
And why YOU should always read the fine print when summoning demons
If you love dark humor, unsolved mysteries, true crime with a hellish twist, and stories told by the Prince of Chaos himself, you’ve just found your new favorite podcast.
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