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The Morning Brew with Chris Bennett
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The Morning Brew with Chris Bennett
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Buckle up for a wild ride with this action-packed episode of Morning Brew! We kick things off with a birthday-themed "Boo or Cool" segment where Dave Ramsey doesn't hold back his opinions. Adult bounce houses at birthday parties? Birthday cake flavored everything? Getting free dessert while servers sing? Dave's verdicts might surprise you—and spark some passionate debates among listeners.
Then we dive into a hilarious "Get to Know Paul from Beaumont" segment featuring everyone's favorite Texas redneck. From his proudest redneck moments to his first job cleaning horse stalls for his grandmother (who "wouldn't fire him" no matter how badly he performed), Paul's candid answers give us a glimpse into his colorful life. When asked what he'd splurge on if he suddenly got a million dollars, his answer reveals his true priorities!
The entertainment continues with "Are You Smarter Than a Redneck" where Paul demonstrates impressive knowledge of 90s music hits, correctly identifying lyrics from Haddaway, Christina Aguilera, and Journey. But the episode takes a serious turn during our relationship advice segment featuring a disturbing story about a man who discovered his fiancée had been secretly putting laxatives in his pre-workout drink because she didn't want him going to the gym. Our relationship expert Janine doesn't mince words with her advice.
We wrap up with "Am I the Jerk Court" where Judge Paul from Beaumont hears a case about in-laws who arrived unannounced and continuously extended their stay in a newly purchased home. His verdict comes with a hilarious beer-related caveat that you won't want to miss.
Whether you're looking for laughs, relationship wisdom, or just want to test your 90s music knowledge, this episode delivers it all. Subscribe now so you never miss another action-packed Morning Brew!
From the Horn Auto Center Studios, chris Bennett and the Morning Brew. It is now time for Boo or Cool with Show Low's Dave Ramsey. How are you doing today, dave? Doing good, all right, it's my birthday. Bash is right around the corner, a little over a week away, so I thought we would do a birthday edition. Boo or Cool. You ready, I'm ready, all right. Adult bouncy houses at birthday parties.
Speaker 2:Totally boo.
Speaker 1:Totally boo. Why? I think that would be fun.
Speaker 2:Kind of hard to bounce around and drink a beer.
Speaker 1:That's a good point. What about birthday cake flavored everything? Ice cream, coffee, toothpaste, boo, totally boo. You don't like birthday cake flavor.
Speaker 2:Well, I like birthday cake flavor, but not on everything.
Speaker 1:How about getting a free dessert at a restaurant and making them sing for you?
Speaker 2:Free dessert, cool thing, boo Boo you don't like that?
Speaker 1:What about wearing it's my Birthday sash in public?
Speaker 2:Boo.
Speaker 1:Boo, you did that on your birthday.
Speaker 2:I know they put it on me. I had no choice.
Speaker 1:That was Boo, or Cool birthday edition with our best friend Dave Ramsey. Woo-woo, yee-yee, it's everyone's favorite redneck from Beaumont, Texas. It's Paul from Beaumont buddy. Today, paul is Get to Know your Customer Day, so I thought we'd play a game called Get to Know Paul from Beaumont Rapid Fire Question Edition. You ready? Okay, yeah, what's the most redneck thing you've ever done and been proud of? Oh me.
Speaker 3:I don't know, dancing on the side of the side-by-side, going down the road drinking beer.
Speaker 1:If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, but it had to come from a gas station, what would it be? Corn dogs. What was your first job and how long did it last?
Speaker 3:I worked for my grandma, she wouldn't fire me. What I worked for my grandma? She wouldn't fire me. She wouldn't let me quit. What was the job? Cleaning horse stalls.
Speaker 1:Were you horrible at it? I tried to be, but she wasn't going to let you quit. No, uh-uh. If you got a million dollars today, what's the first dumb thing you'd spend it on?
Speaker 3:Probably a new Corvette.
Speaker 1:I was going to guess you were going to say some guitar. And last thing, what's something that most people don't know about you? I don't know, man Good hearty, he is good hearted. We know that. We know that we love Paul from Beaumont. It is now time for. Are you Smarter Than a Redneck? Today we're doing 90s music trivia. If you know the answer, say your name. That's your buzzer. Here we go, paul. First question Okay, what is love, baby? Don't blank me. Don't blank me no more. Complete the popular 90s song lyric Paul, paul, paul.
Speaker 3:Don't hurt me, yep.
Speaker 1:Don't hurt me. All right, he is up 1-0. This is best of five. First to three. Genie in a blank Finish. The catchy line Paul, paul, paul. The catchy line, oh, come on. What Genie in a bottle? Genie in a bottle. It's not fair, because I have to read the questions. My buzzer's not working. All right, you have two. Right, you just need to get a third one and you win. Just a small town girl living in a lonely world are the opening lines of which classic 90s song by Journey oh, paul, go ahead.
Speaker 3:Don't stop believing.
Speaker 1:There we go. Don't stop believing. He is smarter than a radio DJ. Paul, thanks for having fun with us and I hope you have a great day and you don't stop trying, Janine, you there.
Speaker 4:Yes, I am.
Speaker 1:You ready for some relationship advice? Yeah, all right, I'll read the story and we'll get your advice. Here it is. This gentleman wants to know how to initiate a conversation. He's 31 with his fiancee 40.
Speaker 1:After learning, she used to put laxatives in his pre-workout drink. He says she never liked me going to the gym. I would go for about three days a week, two hours at a time, and my family once overheard her telling someone jokingly if you don't want your man going to the gym, put laxatives in his pre-workout. That's what I do, yes, and he was wondering. He's like I was wondering why I was spending so much time in the bathroom, and I even told her about it, but she never revealed any of this to me. So she mentions often that I have issues with constipation, so I feel like she'll try and justify it by saying she was doing me a favor. But anyways, my family told me about this a couple days ago and I'm pretty upset about it and wondering how to bring it up with her or if it's even worth it. She will most definitely get defensive.
Speaker 4:I, I, you know, I think he needs to run away. I think she could be just a nutcase and he's got he's got good sources that said she's gonna deny it anyway. I mean, he could bring it up and just say, hey, I'm very concerned because this is what I've heard, and he needs to find out how to figure out a way to get out of this relationship. I just think she, if somebody's gonna put laxatives without you knowing in a drink, what else might they do later on if they get mad about something? And also to be so controlling that she doesn't want him going to the gym. There's no trust or something there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and she can't talk to him like an adult. She has to be manipulative and basically go behind his back and poison him. Yeah, run, run. Manipulative and basically go behind his back and poison him. Yeah, run, run, yes. Today's relationship advice brought to you by New Balance Running Shoes.
Speaker 4:Yes, I mean why. I mean I don't know you. Just that's a huge, that's a massive on fire red flag right there.
Speaker 1:Yes, yeah, he needs to get out, but he should probably, you know, bring it up to her.
Speaker 4:Yeah, tell her. Just say here's the deal. I heard this. Now I've you know I can't do this. She's going to deny it though. Well, she can deny it all she wants, but I mean, he heard it from his family.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 4:You know I mean, and he's running to the bathroom all the time.
Speaker 1:So there you have it, so take those running shoes and run to the bathroom and away from this lady.
Speaker 4:That's what I would do All right. Thanks, Janine, for your relationship advice.
Speaker 1:Thanks, chris, bye-bye. All right, we have a special Am I the Jerk Court with the Honorable Paul from Beaumont? Let's hear a good old yee-yee, yee-yee. All right, I'll read the story and when we come back you tell me if this person is a jerk. You ready? Yeah, all right, am I the jerk for kicking my wife's family out after they kept extending their stay? Here we go. We just bought a house two weeks ago. We're not even fully unpacked.
Speaker 1:When my wife's parents said, hey, next month can we come stay three nights over the weekend? It would be her mom, dad and two youngest siblings. The week they asked, they changed their mind, packed the car and just drove here. They got here on a Sunday and said they were only staying three nights. Then, two nights into it, they said they want to stay one more night. Now her sister wants to come up here and spend the weekend. This whole week there's a few people staying over. I want everyone gone. I'm working late to not come home. My routine is gone. I need to mow and do other household chores. They keep our toddler up late and just sit at the table drinking beer. Yeah, sure, they bought us some great house gifts and I feel twisted. I do care about them and want my wife's family and want her to see them, but am I the jerk for telling my wife to never do this again and asking them to leave early? Also, never allow people to stay here during the week when I have to go to work. Am I the jerk?
Speaker 3:Okay, I'm going to initially say no. It would depend on what kind of beer they were bringing. Okay, they were bringing that old, cheap stuff, the most 90s, the jerk.
