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The Morning Brew with Chris Bennett
Ever wonder what really goes on at a small-town morning radio show?
The Morning Brew with Chris Bennett and Best Friends is your daily dose of real callers, big laughs, and unforgettable characters straight from QCountry 925 in Show Low, Arizona.
The Morning Brew with Chris Bennett
Doghouses, Cowboys & Junk Food Face-Offs: A Brewed-For-You Monday
Wake up with a smile as Chris Bennett brews the perfect morning blend of laughter, community connection, and heartwarming moments. Join the conversation as locals share their stories and participate in delightfully quirky games that turn ordinary Mondays into opportunities for joy.
When Brian from Pinedale calls in, the show transforms into a humorous exploration of National Get Out of the Doghouse Day, determining which relationship faux pas deserve banishment to the metaphorical doghouse. From returning empty milk containers to the fridge to more serious transgressions, the conversation captures the everyday dynamics we all navigate in relationships.
The heartbeat of small-town America pulses through the airwaves when Virgil the Cowboy shares his monthly hospital check-up routine and offers his quintessentially Western solution for entertaining alien visitors: "Put him on a horse." These authentic moments are balanced with practical community updates about Show Low High School's back-to-school days and seasoned with thoughtful motivation from Henry David Thoreau, reminding us to "launch yourself on every wave, find your eternity in each moment."
First-time caller Joyce wins tickets to Chris Bennett's Comedy Birthday Bash through a playful Junk Food Face-Off game, creating a moment of genuine connection as Chris expresses excitement about introducing someone to their first-ever comedy show experience. These interactions aren't just entertainment—they're the threads that weave our community together, reminding us that in this fast-paced world, it's the simple moments of human connection that truly matter. Whether you're a long-time listener or just discovering the show, you're invited to sit back, sip your coffee, and become part of our Morning Brew family.
From the Horn Auto Center Studios Chris Bennett and the Morning Brew. Good morning, it's the Morning Brew with Chris. Who's this?
Speaker 2:Good morning.
Speaker 1:Champion Chris Heck yeah, it's Brian from Pinedale. How are you doing on this Monday morning?
Speaker 2:Really nice. The weather's more gorgeous this weekend.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's been great. Keep on raining. I'm loving the monster, yeah a lot more raining, but just a reminder we are still in Stage two fire restrictions, even though we got some rain. Yeah too bad, too bad.
Speaker 2:Long request.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what do you want?
Speaker 2:I found you, Nate Smith. Oh, going out to a cheeseburger you're going to eat going out to your wife, going out to my wife and all the lovely ladies out there.
Speaker 1:That's great. You want to play a game this morning. What do you got Today is National Get Out of the Doghouse Day.
Speaker 2:Do you?
Speaker 1:know a thing or two about getting out of the doghouse.
Speaker 2:Well, it depends on what doghouse it is.
Speaker 1:Well so, I'll give you a scenario and you tell me if that's worthy of the doghouse or not. Okay, let's go. All right, he drank the last of the milk and put the empty judge back in the fridge like a psychopath. Doghouse, doghouse, oh really.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh wow. If it's empty, you put it in the garbage, not the refrigerator.
Speaker 1:She booked a week-long couple spa retreat the same weekend as his annual hunting trip. Ooh, ooh.
Speaker 2:Uh, doghouse, yeah, that's a doghouse, I would think so.
Speaker 1:She threw away his high school letterman jacket because she said it smelled like 2006 and desperation.
Speaker 2:Oh, come on, that's a definite doghouse. I still have mine.
Speaker 1:And last one uh, he was a ceo of a company and took his hr rep to a coldplay concert and they ended up on the kiss oh, that's definitely a doghouse, because that just happened to someone.
Speaker 2:The ceo just had to step down for his job. All right, that was that Doghouse or not. There you go On this international.
Speaker 1:Get out of the doghouse day. Good morning. It's the Morning Brew with Chris. Who's this?
Speaker 2:Hey, good morning, my friend.
Speaker 1:Oh heck, yes, it's Virgil, the Cowboy from Eager. How are you doing on this Monday morning?
Speaker 3:I got to go to the hospital.
Speaker 1:I got to go to the hospital. You got to go to the hospital. Yeah, oh, no why.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's just my monthly thing, oh your monthly thing?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I always get checked every month. Oh, for what? For anything? Oh, really, gosh. I haven't been to the Dr Virgil in forever. I should probably go get a checkup. You get checked up every week, every month, every, or every week Every month. Well, heck, yeah, man. Well, good for you. The best detection is early detection. So you're staying on top of it, right, try it. Chief detection, so you're staying on top of it, right, try to.
Speaker 1:Hey today is National Invite an Alien to Live With you Day. If you had an alien from outer space come visit you, what would be the first place you'd take him?
Speaker 2:Put him on a horse.
Speaker 1:Go roping and riding with an alien from outer space. Well, Virgil, what can I do you for?
Speaker 2:I want to hear a Jelly Roll song, Heart of Stone.
Speaker 1:Ooh heck, yes, jelly Roll, heart of Stone going out to Virgil the Cowboy and Eager. I hope everything goes well with you at the hospital, best friend.
Speaker 2:Yeah, everybody's off today. I gave them a day off. I don't want them to be out there alone, right, right, yeah, everybody's off today, though I gave them a day off, I don't want them to be out there alone.
Speaker 1:Right, right, yeah, so the cowboys and cowgirls are sleeping in.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:Awesome, Well sweet. We love you, Virgil. Thanks for calling in and we will talk to you later. Later, my friend. See you, buddy. Bye, Janine, you over there, yes.
Speaker 3:I am Happy Monday Chris.
Speaker 1:Happy Monday.
Speaker 3:How was your weekend? Oh my gosh, it was so awesome. Both my boys were up here with their sweet gals and it was so nice visiting with them. And it was the last weekend to have the grandkids with us. They've been with us for eight weeks.
Speaker 3:So they left Some tearful goodbyes. You know from little Addie, when she goes to leave, I mean she just is, she just sobs. I was the same way when I left my grandparents every time in Washington State, you know, Right After a great summer, but such a cool, cool, cool visit with Addie and Ty. It was awesome, yeah, it was great. She learned to swim, learned to ride a bike and they both rode our horses like they're old pros by the end of the eight weeks. Unbelievable, A summer of physical confidence.
Speaker 1:Heck, yeah, yeah, man, that's awesome. Yeah, you know I have some exciting news. I can't one. I can't believe school is already getting back to it. Fast summer, fast summer. But Show Low High School wants to let everyone know that the back to school days are this week Thursday it's for 9th and 10th grade. From 11 am to 3 pm. You can pick up your schedule, fill out paperwork, pay your fees and get school tours, and also food services and transportation will be available as well. And then on Friday, from 11 to 3, it's back to school days for the juniors and seniors at Show Low High School. So if you have a student getting ready to head to Show Low High School, make sure you attend one of those back-to-school days. Just show up from 11 am to 3 pm on Thursday for 9th and 10th grade, and juniors and seniors are on Friday.
Speaker 2:That's awesome.
Speaker 1:My daughter is a senior, my youngest daughter, oh, your last high school Wow. Dude, this has been hard. My oldest daughter it was really hard on my wife when she graduated high school. It didn't really affect me that much, but my youngest baby it's just like hitting me, like, oh my gosh, she's a grown girl and so I'm excited for her senior year and all students this year. I hope you guys have a great school year. All right, Janine, let's get motivated.
Speaker 3:Yeah, please, please Need it today.
Speaker 1:Okay, here's some quotes and you pick the best one for the week. This is from Henry David Thoreau. I quote him a lot. You must live in the present, launch yourself on every wave, find your eternity in each moment. Fools stand on their island of opportunities and look toward another land. There is no other land, there is no other life. But this Did that get you motivated.
Speaker 3:That's interesting A little bit.
Speaker 1:Charles Schultz. You know him from Charlie Brown's Little Book of Wisdom. He says learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.
Speaker 3:There we go.
Speaker 1:Mary Shelley says the beginning is always today. That's a simple one. Eleanor Roosevelt said the purpose of life is to live it, taste it, experience it to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experiences. What is our quote for the day?
Speaker 3:Let's go with number one. That was an interesting one.
Speaker 1:Henry David Thoreau, you must live in the present. Launch yourself on every wave, find your eternity in each moment. Fool, stand on their island of opportunities and look toward other land. There is no other land, there is no other life but this.
Speaker 3:Ooh yes, take those opportunities. Yes, right here, right now.
Speaker 1:Yes, seize the day. Okay, like it. Yeah, good morning. It's the Morning Brew with Chris. Who's this? Joyce, joyce, oh my gosh, this is the first time I've ever heard from you, right, yes, yes, well, joyce, what can I do you for on this national Get Out of the Doghouse Day?
Speaker 2:I was calling about the comedy tickets.
Speaker 1:Oh, nice, yeah, are you thinking of coming? I'm going to be giving away the tickets here shortly. Compliments of Comfort Fit Dentures. What questions do you have about the comedy show? I've never been to one, never. Oh, my gosh, you are in for a treat. We have a headliner that tours the country. His name is Ryan Kneemiller.
Speaker 1:Some people ask like, is it going to be a spicy show? I mean, it is adult comedy and I would say on a scale of one to five. Alberto's Peppers, I would say this is about a three and a half, so about a PG-13-ish. Nice, nice, no nudity, well, and it's just a lot of fun. Just come ready to laugh. All the comedians will be talking about funny stories about their life and telling unique jokes, you know, and it's going to be a great time. Doors, alberto's Food Truck and the bar open up at 5.30, and the show's going to start at 7, and we'll be done around 8.30. Well, thank you.
Speaker 1:General admission tickets are available at chrisbennettcomedycom for $20. Or you could win two right now. Compliments of Comfort Fit Dentures. You just have to give me a call, be first caller, 928-532-4144. We'll play a fun little game and you can win two tickets to Chris Bennett's Comedy Birthday Bash. Compliments of Comfort Fit Dentures 928-532-4144. Good morning, it's the Morning Brew with Chris. Who's this Joyce? Joyce, I was hoping it was going to be you. Oh, my gosh, so exciting. You are going to win two tickets, compliments of Comfort Fit Dentures. You'll feel comfortable always To Chris Bennett's Comedy Birthday Bash this Saturday at the Show Low Elks Lodge.
Speaker 1:Show starts at 7 doors. Alaperto's food truck and bar open up at 5.30. It is 21 and over and if you weren't lucky like Joyce, you could buy your tickets today at chrisbennettcomedycom. You've never been to a comedy show or you've never even been to a play even no comedy show. Or you've never even been to a play, even no. Oh, dude, you are in for a treat, joyce. I obviously am biased because you know I've been doing stand-up comedy for over 20 years and I'm just obsessed with the art form and it's just uh, really great. You'll see these people telling original stories, original jokes, uh, about their life, and uh, we're all going to have a good time and just laugh. Oh, I'm excited, yes, well, joyce, before I can give you these tickets, you have to play a little game with me.
Speaker 1:On this National Junk Food Day, we're going to do a little junk food face-off scenarios to get to know Joyce a little bit better. Are you ready? I am All right. Doritos or Cheetos, one has to go, one stays. Doritos oh, that's a tough one. I love Cheetos, but I think I'd have to go with you. Oreos or Chips Ahoy, chips, ahoy, oh, joyce, we disagree on that, but we can still be friends. I'm an Oreo guy. Snickers or Reese's Ooh, reese's yeah, that's a tough one. And last one Pop-Tarts or Toaster Strudel, pop-tart Me too, I'm a Pop-Tart guy. That was Junk Food Face-Off With Joyce. Today's winner Of two comedy show tickets. Compliments of Comfort Fit Dentures To Chris Bennett's Comedy Birthday Bash. Joyce, I can. Winner of two comedy show tickets. Compliments of Comfort Fit Dentures to Chris Bennett's comedy birthday bash. Joyce, I can't wait to see you there. It's going to be at the Show Low Elks Lodge. All righty, what station hooked you up? 92.5,.
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