Relationship Advice: My Boyfriend Won’t Stop Farting

Today’s episode kicks off with a ticket giveaway for Chris Bennett Comedy & Alibertos Presents Stand Up Comedy at the Show Low Elks Lodge on March 14th. Caller John from Show Low becomes our official Relationship Advice Expert for the day and helps judge one of the strangest relationship dilemmas yet…

A woman says her boyfriend farts constantly—during hugs, conversations, and even as a running joke—and she’s completely over it. Is it harmless humor or a serious relationship problem? We break it down and deliver our verdict.

Later we hear from Paul in Beaumont, who shares his college experience and admits he only lasted through rush week because he preferred partying over studying. With spring break around the corner, we swap some wild vacation stories.

We also play Are You Smarter Than a Redneck – Reel Film Day, putting callers to the test with movie trivia.

Then the show wraps up with a bonus relationship advice case about a woman who says she’s less attracted to her boyfriend after he got super muscular at the gym. Caller JC from Snowflake helps us judge the case and wins tickets to the Arizona Renaissance Festival.

It’s a morning full of relationship dilemmas, laughs, trivia, and giveaways.

🎟 Stand Up Comedy Night – March 14
Show Low Elks Lodge – Doors open at 5pm
Show starts at 6:30pm

Presented by Chris Bennett Comedy & Alibertos

Get tickets at:
 chrisbennettcomedy.com

Transcript

Call-In Winner And Comedy Plug

SPEAKER_04 0:00

From the Horn Auto Center Studios, Chris Bennett and the Morning Brew. Good morning. It's the Morning Brew with Chris. You are first caller. Who's this?

SPEAKER_03 0:10

Hey, Chris, this is John Clark from the Elks Lodge. How are you doing today this morning, sir?

Relationship Dilemma: Prank Flatulence

SPEAKER_04 0:14

Oh, doing awesome, best friend. Heck yes! The Elks Lodge, home of our comedy show, March 14th. And you're calling to win two tickets to the show. Uh, all you have to do is be my relationship advice expert on this relationship advice. Umright, here we go. Here's the story, and when we come back, we will get your advice for this person. Here's the story, John. Alright, uh, I'm 31 and I've been dating my boyfriend for almost four years, and we've lived together for the last two. The problem I'm dealing with sounds ridiculous, but it's actually starting to affect our relationship. My boyfriend farts constantly, and not just normal accidental ones. He thinks it's hilarious. Sometimes he'll even wait until I'm about to say something, then let one rip. Or he'll ask me for a hug just so he can fart while we're hugging. At first I tried to laugh it off, but honestly, it's gotten really annoying. They're loud, they smell terrible, and he refuses to even try to do anything about it. It's gotten so bad that we've started sleeping in separate rooms, and now I'm worried it's affecting our intimacy. I've even offered him gas or bloating pills, but he refuses because he thinks it's funny. So what should I do?

SPEAKER_03 1:35

Uh-huh. Well, let me tell you, there's some things in life we simply cannot control. Um not only am I a 31-year-old man, but I've found that uh my feet smell bad. Um, there's a lot of things we can control. And as far as the flatulence goes, um, if you can control it, you should.

SPEAKER_04 1:56

Yeah, like, you know, she could I understand sometimes it just happens, but it sounds like he's doing it to be funny, and maybe, you know, she should politely ask him, hey, when I give you a hug, could you not let one rip? Is that okay to ask?

SPEAKER_03 2:12

I would believe so, sir.

SPEAKER_04 2:15

Awesome. And then if you're in a relationship and you said you had stinky feet, there's nothing you could do about it. What what do you do for stinky feet? Is there any cure?

SPEAKER_03 2:25

Um, extra socks, I assume.

SPEAKER_04 2:30

Awesome, all right. Well, John from Show Love's relationship advice is just get over it.

Boundaries, Respect, And Fixes

SPEAKER_03 2:36

No, sir. Um, relationships work. We've we've got to work on our relationships. Um, however, we can provide for our significant other, we we do what they are, and we stand by our own.

Ticket Win And Station Shoutouts

SPEAKER_04 2:50

All right, so if you ask him to stop farting, hopefully he will hold it back a little bit and not explode. Well, John, congratulations, best friend. You just won two general mission tickets to our comedy show, Elks uh Comedy Show at the Elks Lodge Saturday, March 14th. Show starts at 6.30 p.m. Doors bar in Alberto's food truck open up at 5 p.m. If you weren't as lucky as John, get your tickets at Chris Bennettcomedy.com. What station hooked you up, John?

SPEAKER_03 3:20

Oh, you know what? I was on Facebook watching it with David Whitmore.

SPEAKER_04 3:24

Oh, heck yeah! Sweet! What's uh do you know what station hooked you up?

SPEAKER_03 3:28

Uh no, sir. Oh, tell me again.

SPEAKER_04 3:33

Q Country925.

SPEAKER_03 3:36

Thanks, sir. All right, what station hooked you up? Q Country 925. There you go.

Spring Break Stories With Paul

SPEAKER_04 3:44

Woo! That's Bob Vlog! Good morning, it's the morning brew with Chris. Who's this? Yay yeah, everyone's favorite redneck from Beaumont, Texas. It's Paul from Beaumont, buddy. Hey, uh, Paul, spring break up here, at least uh for my daughter in uh Solo schools, uh starts next week. She's gonna go uh spend the week with her sister in Salt Lake City. Did you ever go on any crazy redneck spring break trips in college or anything like that?

SPEAKER_02 4:20

Dude, college lasted till spring. So rush week was over, and I was like, I'm out of here.

SPEAKER_04 4:29

So you just went to college for the rush week, and then you were like, I'm out of here.

SPEAKER_01 4:34

Dude, I didn't even know about rush week until I got there. Then they started talking about that, and I was like, okay, cool, I'm down. I went to all of them.

SPEAKER_04 4:44

And uh what what college did you go to for a couple weeks?

SPEAKER_02 4:48

Uh Lamar University.

SPEAKER_04 4:51

And then uh why didn't it uh uh work out? You just decided uh you're like, you know, I like the rush week part, the party, but I don't like the school part. That's it. Uh do you uh have any fun spring break memories with uh Rhonda or your family?

SPEAKER_01 5:11

Or we went to uh like water, Disneyland, Disney World, whichever one it is. We sit down there, uh beach down here. You know, we just yeah, nothing crazy, crazy.

SPEAKER_04 5:26

Nothing crazy. No MTV spring break for the Paul from Beaumont's.

SPEAKER_02 5:30

Uh-uh.

Movie Trivia: Are You Smarter

SPEAKER_04 5:33

Awesome. It is now time for Are You Smarter Than a Redneck with Paul from Beaumont? Today is real film day, real film day. So we're gonna do some movie trivia. If you know the answer, say your name. That's your buzzer. Here we go. First question In Back to the Future, what speed does the DeLorean need to reach to time travel? Is it A 75 miles an hour, B 88 miles an hour, or C 100 miles an hour? Paul. Paul.

SPEAKER_01 6:06

I think it's 70.

SPEAKER_04 6:10

75. I'm gonna say a hundred, I'm gonna say a hundred. We're both wrong. Correct answer 88 miles uh an hour. Okay. Okay, here we go. All right. Uh in the Princess Bride, what word does Vinzi keep saying that doesn't mean what he thinks it means? Is it impossible? Inconceivable or incredible. Chris, I'm gonna say inconceivable. I'm up 1-0, Paul. Uh, if you uh don't get this next one right, it is over. In the karate kid, what chore secretly teaches Daniel Karate? Is it A, paint the fence, B, wax the car, or C, wash the windows. Chris. Oh. I'm gonna say wax the car. Wax on, wax off.

SPEAKER_01 7:09

Heck yes, I also did he also did the fit thing up down. He did. Up down.

SPEAKER_04 7:15

Up down, wax on, wax off. Well, wax off. Sorry, Paul. Your uh losing streak continues, and I am smarter than a redneck. We love you, best friend. Have a great day.

New Caller And Prize Setup

SPEAKER_01 7:27

Uh all right, buddy. Y'all have a great day, man. We'll talk to y'all later. All right, see ya. Bye bye.

Relationship Dilemma: Attraction After Bulking

SPEAKER_04 7:34

Good morning, you our first caller. Who's this? JC. JC, where are you from? From Snowflake. JC from Snowflake calling to win two tickets to the Arizona Renaissance Festival. You just gotta be a relationship advice expert for our bonus relationship advice. Do you consider yourself an expert? Uh, not really. Oh, good. At least you're honest. All right. Here's the story. I'll read it, and when we come back, we'll get your advice for this person. Here we go. My boyfriend and I have been together for almost four years. I'm 23, he's 24. And over the past six months, he's gotten really into weightlifting. Our kitchen is full of protein powders, and he's gained a ton of muscle. He's now super cut and way more jacked than before. Here's the problem. I'm less attracted to him now. He's still the same sweet, caring guy I fell in love with. Nothing about his personality has changed, but physically it's different. The best way I can explain it is with a Marvel comparison. He used to look more like Loki, and now he looks like Thor. And don't get me wrong, Thor is great, but I guess I'm more of a Loki kind of girl. Ever since he bulked up, cuddling feels different and our intimacy has definitely slowed down. I still love him and don't want to break up. I just wish I felt the same physical attraction again. What should I do? Ooh, a juicy one for JC from Snowflake. What's your advice uh for her? What should she do?

Choices: Accept, Support, Or Move On

SPEAKER_00 9:04

Um, I think she just needs to accept that, you know, in a long-term relationship, people change. And, you know, if she's not attracted to him, maybe either she needs to move on or accept him as he is, and maybe start going to the gym with him. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 9:19

Yeah, I mean, um they're not married. I think if they were married, I I think you'd have to like maybe try and see about making it work or do some uh counseling. But if it's your boyfriend, I don't know, maybe just uh break up with them, right?

SPEAKER_00 9:35

Yeah, I mean, either move on or accept it for what it is, and you know, try to support him in any way you can.

SPEAKER_04 9:42

Yeah, I mean, this girl is my type of girl. She likes uh her dudes chubby and uh dudes that don't work out.

unknown 9:49

I like you.

Renaissance Festival Details And Close

SPEAKER_04 9:52

Awesome. Well, JC from Snowflake, thanks so much for being our relationship advice expert. You just won two tickets to the Arizona Renaissance Festival. Have you ever been? Uh no. Oh, dude. Get ready for some great people watching and uh some great food, great shows, the jousting, Dead Bob. This weekend, if you choose to go, it's Wizards and Wonder Weekend. And uh they are open every weekend till the end of March 28th and 29th, is your last chance to head out there. What station hooked you up with tickets?

SPEAKER_00 10:26

You know it.