My Wife Bought Chickens… Now I Live on a Farm 🐔 + Billy Currington Ticket Giveaway

Paul from Beaumont thought the little chirping was relaxing… until his house turned into a full-blown farm 🐔😂

On today’s episode of The Morning Brew with Chris Bennett & Best Friends:

🎟️ We give away Billy Currington tickets (and play “Lyric or Lie”)
 😂 Paul deals with chickens taking over his house
 🧠 Are You Smarter Than a Redneck? (Big Word Edition)
 🤔 Boo or Cool with Dave Ramsey (weird inventions you didn’t know existed)
 ❤️ Talk About Something Good Tuesday (feel-good stories that actually hit)

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Transcript

Chirping Chickens Cold Open

SPEAKER_05 0:00

At first, the little chirping was kind of relaxing. Now it's just annoying.

Welcome And Show Preview

Billy Currington Lyric Or Lie

Paul’s House Becomes A Farm

SPEAKER_02 0:05

Yeah, it turns out Paul from Beaumont's house is turning into a full blown farm. Hello, best friends. It is me, Chris Bennett, and on today's show, Paul tries to figure out how he ended up living with a bunch of chickens. We play Are You Smarter Than a Redneck with some ridiculous big words? Uh Show Low's own Dave Ramsey weighs in on some very questionable inventions, and we give away some Billy Currington tickets along with some good news on this Talk About Something Good Tuesday. Let's get into it. Chris Bennett and the morning brew. You are first caller. Who's this? Daniel. Daniel, where are you from, Daniel? Taylor. Taylor. Daniel from Taylor. Calling to win two Billy Currington tickets. We're gonna play a game called Lyric or Lie. You tell me if this is a real lyric from Billy Currington or something I made up. You gotta get three right, you win the tickets, two wrong, you're gone. Here we go. I got a beer in my hand and a girl on my mind. Real or lie? Real. It is real. That's from his song, That's How Country Boys Roll. You must be a big Billy Currington fan. Oh, kind of. What's your favorite Billy Currington song? Um, you know, honestly, I can't think off the top of my head right now. All right, here we go. Uh, let's see, how about this? Uh, she got a little sugar in her kiss. Lyric or lie? Is that a lie? No, that's from his song, Hey Girl. Oh my gosh, she got one wrong. Uh, next one. God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy. Oh, that's a lyric for sure. There we go. All right, he's got two right, one wrong. This wes this next question will determine whether you win the tickets or not. All right, here we go. I'm pretty good at drinking beer. That's a lyric. That is a lyric. Holy moly! Congratulations, Daniel from Taylor. You just won two tickets to see Billy Currington in Flagstaff at the Pepsi Amphitheater on Saturday, May 9th. What station hooked you up? Q Country 92.5. You know it. Yeah! Woo! That's Bob Blanc! Beaumont says so! Yay, yay! Yay, yay! Everyone's favorite redneck from Beaumont, Texas. Paul from Beaumont. What's new with you, buddy?

SPEAKER_05 2:27

Meg is working, dealing with his rain now, dealing with Ronda's farm.

SPEAKER_02 2:33

Yeah, Rhonda bought a bunch of uh new animals. So you have a new dog uh that's welcome to the family. What's the dog's name?

SPEAKER_05 2:41

Uh Jules.

SPEAKER_02 2:42

Jules, and she's looking for a middle name. Uh what is it? Family? I got no idea. No idea. And then uh and then she got a bunch of chickens. Oh, Jesus. Yes. You're turning into old McDonald. No, I'm not.

SPEAKER_05 3:01

I'm not. I'm definitely not. No, I had a fun. No, no, it was like, uh, she's got this brooder that I guess they gotta stay in. Oh yeah, they can't stay outside on the porch because it's too cold. No, I gotta stay in the living room and I gotta listen to chirping all night long, and it sounds like it sounds like a zoo. Then me and Carson had to build a chicken coop. We had to go get a chicken coop, put it together, Sunday.

SPEAKER_02 3:31

Yeah, so oh man, well, you sound like uh you've been up all night listening to birds chirping. Do you feel smart?

SPEAKER_05 3:42

Uh I'm I'm I'm hoping so, dude. I'm hoping so. All right, well. At first it was that first the little chirping was kind of relaxing. Now it's just annoying.

SPEAKER_02 3:53

It is now time for Are You Smarter Than a Redneck? And today, Paul, it is Big Word Day. So we're gonna do some big word trivia. How are you feeling about uh big word day?

SPEAKER_04 4:05

Uh let's do this, man. I I uh something to do with farm animals, we're good.

SPEAKER_02 4:12

Oh, all right. Some of these are hard to pronounce. All right, the word is borba rigmus. Borba Rygmus, borba rhythmus. Is it A, a medieval weapon, b, a stomach rumbling noise, or C, a dance move? Borba Rygmus.

SPEAKER_04 4:28

Paul? Paul? It sounds like it could be medical. I'm gonna go with B.

Boo Or Cool Weird Inventions

SPEAKER_02 4:31

You're gonna say stomach rumbling noise? Gosh dang it, he's good. He's up 1-0. All right, uh, next question. Snollygoster. Snollygoster. Is it A, a type of bird, B, a shrewd, unprincipled person, or C, a loud snore? Chris. I'm gonna say a loud snore. No, no. Snolly ghoster. B a shrewd and unprincipled person? Gosh dang it, dude. 2-0. He's about to sweep me. This last question is worth a million points. If I get it right, I win. Pick a number from five to ten. Uh seven. Seven, all right. Oh, this is an easy one. Hullabaloo, hullabaloo. Is it A, a loud fuss or uproar, B, a Hawaiian dish, or C, a musical instrument? Chris. I'm surprised you didn't answer this, Paul. I'm gonna say a loud fuss or uproar. Ding ding ding. I came from behind and won. What's up with all the hullabaloo? Well, I just beat Paul from Boma in Are You Smarter Than a Redneck? Yay yee, buddy. Thanks so much for having fun with us and uh get back uh to the farm, old McDonald. All right, buddy. We'll talk to you soon. Love you. Bye. All right, on the phone we have Sho Lozone Dave Ramsey for some boo or cool. I called you earlier, Dave. You didn't answer. What were you doing?

SPEAKER_03 6:02

In the bathroom.

SPEAKER_02 6:03

In the bathroom? You don't take your phone into the bathroom like me?

SPEAKER_03 6:07

No, egg no.

SPEAKER_02 6:09

What do you do for entertainment when you're in the bathroom?

SPEAKER_03 6:11

My pets follow me in.

SPEAKER_02 6:19

Well, Dave, today is World Creativity and Innovation Day. So we're gonna do some boo or cool with some weird uh and innovative inventions. You tell me if it's boo or cool. Are you ready? I'm ready. A self-stirring mug, a coffee mug that automatically stirs your drink with a button. Boo, that's being too lazy. Really? Okay. I I'm I don't know. I think it's kind of cool. All right, what about a toilet night light? Motion activated light that glows inside your toilet bowl at night.

SPEAKER_03 6:48

What's wrong with a light switch?

SPEAKER_02 6:50

Yeah, you turn the lights on and then all of a sudden you're awake. Some people don't want to do that.

SPEAKER_03 6:54

All right, too. I say boo to that because what are you gonna do? Have an infrared light?

SPEAKER_02 7:03

All right, man. I uh I am wrong so far. It's fun guessing if you're gonna say boo or cool. What about uh a pet translator device? This gadget claims to interpret your dog or cat's emotions into human phrases.

SPEAKER_03 7:18

That would be cool.

SPEAKER_02 7:20

Oh, there we go. I knew you. I would love to know what they were thinking. Uh what about a heated butter knife? A knife that warms up to spread cold butter perfectly.

SPEAKER_03 7:31

Uh that'd say boo. Boo one, Gavin.

SPEAKER_02 7:35

Well, really, you think that's boo? I think that's cool. All right, uh, pizza scissors, scissors specifically designed to cut pizza slices cleanly. That's cool. Oh, really? Okay. I think that I mean, what's wrong with the knife?

SPEAKER_03 7:49

It gets tired, tiresome trying to pull apart a piece of pizza that you watch them cut at the store, and it just you go to pick up one, you wind up with two.

SPEAKER_02 7:58

Yeah, but can't you just use a knife to cut it?

SPEAKER_03 8:01

Half the time you don't have a knife.

Teacher Housing Hope And Good News

SPEAKER_02 8:03

Oh, really? Okay. And last one, a baby mop onesie. It's a baby outfit with mop-like material, so the baby cleans the floor while crawling. That's cool. I would have bet money you'd say boo to that. That was Boo or Cool with Show Low's own Dave Ramsey on this world creativity and innovation day. We love you, best friend. Have a great day. Love you too. Have a good one. Thanks. Bye. Bye. Janine, you there?

SPEAKER_01 8:31

Yes, I am. Hi, Chris.

SPEAKER_02 8:33

Heck yeah, good morning. Are you all by yourself on Let's Talk About Something Good Tuesday? Of course I'm not. Nice.

SPEAKER_01 8:39

I have Alison Hefner, community advocate here.

SPEAKER_02 8:42

Yes, sweet. So you guys must be talking about something good this morning.

SPEAKER_01 8:46

Oh my gosh, this is so exciting because Allison's been coming in on my iTalk show talking about how, you know, we're so desperate for teacher housing. And it's it's been, and so she has put this all together with all these great people that have volunteered and helped out for how long has this taken, Allison?

SPEAKER_00 9:02

Um, the total has taken about five years. Um, but this past two years has just been we've been rocking.

SPEAKER_01 9:07

Oh my gosh, guys, eight units for teachers. And Allison, tell us what's happening May 1st.

SPEAKER_00 9:13

We are doing our open house at 11 and May 1st, and we're inviting the community to come and see what we've done as a community to serve our teachers back.

SPEAKER_02 9:21

This awesome May 1st. And I have some good news for you guys. All right, here's my story. Uh, there uh this takes place out in North Carolina. 6,500 volunteers came together for something incredible. They built over 10,000 beds in just over 24 hours for kids who don't have one of their own. Uh, pretty cool. One volunteer said, I kept thinking about my own kids and how lucky they are to have a place to sleep every night. And by the end of the day, they had used 730,000 screws, thousands of uh gallons of stain, and turned hundreds of miles of lumber into something life-changing. 10,000 beds are now headed to kids across 36 states, giving them not just a place to sleep, but a better chance to grow, learn, and thrive. So that's pretty juicy. And I have another good news story for you. A London DJ uh turned a senior center into a full-on daytime rave. Uh to help yeah, to help fight uh loneliness and it worked. Residents in their 80s were dancing, singing, and having the time of their lives, including one woman who said it was her first time ever on a dance floor. And the DJ said it ended up being one of the best crowds he's ever performed for. And organizers say moments like this are helping bring connection, joy, and energy back into people's lives.

SPEAKER_01 10:38

So I love those, Chris. Those were good ones, huh, Elson? Brilliant. Pretty good, pretty good. Oh, I love the beds.

SPEAKER_02 10:45

Yeah, yeah, awesome. So, those are some good news stories on this talk about something good news Tuesday. I hope you guys have a great rest of your day, best friends.

SPEAKER_01 10:54

Love you. Love you.

Closing And Anniversary Bash Invite

SPEAKER_02 10:55

Bye. Bye bye. All right, that's gonna do it for today's show. If you had fun hanging out with this, make sure you followed the podcast so you don't miss anything and share it with a friend that could use some fun laughs. And uh, real quick, don't miss out on the morning brew anniversary bash brought to you by Horn Auto Center at the House Restaurant in Sholo, May 16th. We have a cornhole tournament, live music all day. And uh right now there are plenty of spots open for the cornhole tournament. Head to Chris Bennettcomedy.com, sign up, and we'll see you there. And uh we'll catch you next time, best friends. Thanks so much for the morning brew. I'm Chris Bennett, reminding you to be nice to yourself, be nice to others, and don't be jerk. For the morning brew, I say bye.