The Dog, The Bee, and The Wedding Weekend 😂🐶🐝

Paul from Beaumont’s wife gets a new dog… leaves town… and within hours—chaos hits 😂🐶🐝

We kick things off with one of the wildest stories we’ve heard in a while, then put Paul to the test with Are You Smarter Than a Redneck: Wedding Edition as his son gets ready to tie the knot this weekend 😬💍

Plus, we catch up with Jineane Ford about the weekend, hit some Motivational Monday quotes, and highlight some great things happening in our community.

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Transcript

A Bee Sting Pet Scare

SPEAKER_02 0:00

So I had to call Ryan and tell her, hey, your dog got bit by a bee. And uh look, I I don't know what's going on. I might have to bring her back to the ER again.

SPEAKER_01 0:09

Yep, best friends, that's how today's show starts with little Paul from Beaumont. Hi, best friends. It is me, Chris Bennett, and we've got a fun show planned for you today. Paul from Beaumont calls in uh after his wife leaves and leaves him alone with their new dog, and immediately chaos hits. We also put him to the test with Are You Smarter Than a Redneck wedding edition with a son getting married this weekend? So we'll see if he's ready for that. Plus, we catch up with Janine Ford, hit up some motivational Monday quotes, and highlight some great things happening in our community. Let's get the show started. Chris Bennett and the Morning Brew. Woo! That's Bob Lord! Beaumont says so! Good morning. It's the morning brew with Chris. Who's this? Yay, yay! Yay! Holy moly! Everyone's favorite redneck Paul from Beaumont, Texas. Paul, uh, I teased it in the first hour. I understand you had uh something pretty crazy happen to you uh this weekend while Rhonda was away. What happened?

SPEAKER_02 1:16

Dude, look, this new dog, Jules, new shit. Okay, we moved Thursday. We ain't had it a week. I had to bring it to the emergency ER because it had a fever. Okay, that was$550. Okay, yesterday. Rhonda goes to her mom, and I'm like, okay, you're gonna bring your dog, right? Well, now you're not gonna go, I'm not gonna go. So dog stayed with me. Well, it looked like it had to go outside. Bring it outside. Apparently it got too close to a bee. Right? And I guess it got stung, and I started freaking out because it was like going to sleep, and I was like, oh my god. So I had to call Ron to tell her, hey, your dog got bit by a bee. And uh look, I I don't know what's going on. I might have to bring her back to the ER again. But she's okay now. It's all good now. But yeah, that's it, man. She got she leaves the house, she's bringing that dog with her.

SPEAKER_01 2:20

Holy moly, you always think a redneck's gonna have like a manly dog, like uh a bloodhound or something to take hunting, but you have uh two, you have two shits.

SPEAKER_02 2:31

Yeah, let me tell you, we've had a bloodhound. I would never have one again. Oh, really? Why not? Oh my god. I just wanted like a chill on the front porch hee-haw dog. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. No, no-no. No. There was no rest with that dog. That thing literally ate the the siding off my house.

Wedding Trivia With Paul

SPEAKER_01 2:55

Oh my gosh. That's crazy. Uh-uh. Yeah, no more. It is now time for Are You Smarter Than a Redneck with Paul from Beaumont? His son is getting married this Saturday, so we're gonna do Are You Smarter Than a Redneck Wedding Edition. Are you ready?

SPEAKER_02 3:12

Are you trying to make me cry?

SPEAKER_01 3:15

Here we go. Traditionally, what side does the bride stand on during the ceremony? Is it right, left, or depends on the DJ? Paul. Paul. Uh, left. All right, there you go. Ding, that's what I was gonna say. He's up 1-0. Um what does something borrowed symbolize? Is it a good luck from a happily married friend, B, saving money, or C, family approval? Chris. Paul. I'm gonna say A, good luck from a happily married friend. Boom, there we go. All right, and next one. What is the traditional first dance? Is it father, daughter, bride and groom, or the wedding party? Paul. Paul. Bride and groom. Is it bride and groom? Dang, dang, dang! He is smarter than a very handsome radio DJ. Congratulations, best friend. And uh congratulations on uh your son getting married this weekend. It's uh your baby boy is all grown up and starting a life of his own. And uh you should be proud of him.

SPEAKER_02 4:24

Yeah, I am. About like you when your daughter got married to that other family and moved all the way up to Utah. You know, growing a new family, you know, a new life. That's not there. You know what? You know what? This is my last one. You still got another one.

Janine Checks In With Rusty

SPEAKER_01 4:45

Yeah, yeah. Paul and I are trying to make each other cry. Paul, you are smarter than a handsome radio DJ. I hope you have a great day, best friend. You too, buddy. All right, see ya. Bye. Bye-bye. Janine, you there? Yes, I am. Good morning, Chris.

SPEAKER_00 5:00

Good morning, best friend. How was your weekend? It was awesome. And I have Rusty here with Fishers of Men. We love Fishers of Men, helping our veterans. Absolutely. My weekend was amazing. I got to see the little guy, Jackson. Yeah. I gotta tell you, he is such a He doesn't even have wrists or ankles. He's so chunky. Oh, he sounds like me. He just forearm, he has little Popeye forearms. He's just like a Oh, he's so cute. Clint calls him Chimichonga. He just is so fat and roly-poly. Just cute. And all he does is laugh. All the time is laugh.

SPEAKER_01 5:32

Oh, good. Yeah, he's very smooth. That's awesome. Laughter keeps you young, so hopefully he'll stay a baby for a while.

SPEAKER_00 5:39

Yeah, and we're gonna have Fishes of Men tonight on my iTalk show 106.7 FM. And how was your weekend? Oh you had a comedy show?

SPEAKER_01 5:45

Yep, yep. I uh went down to the Valley Friday night, performed a comedy show for uh one of the owners of my favorite comedy club, Mike Drop and Chandler, Casey. It was her 40th birthday. She was the uh theme was death to her thirties.

SPEAKER_02 6:01

Oh, there you go.

SPEAKER_01 6:02

And uh it was it was unlike a normal uh comedy show because it was just all her friends and they were rowdy. It was a lot of fun. I have a clip on my uh Facebook page and all my socials at Chris Bennett Comedy. Uh they they were having fun and I had fun too. So it was a lot of fun. That's cool. And then I did a live remote uh Saturday at uh Horn Auto Center for the customer appreciation event. And yeah, it was uh it was a busy but fun weekend.

SPEAKER_00 6:30

You are busy, yeah.

Babe Ruth Quotes For Motivation

SPEAKER_01 6:31

Busy, busy, busy. All right, Janine, you ready to get motivated with it?

SPEAKER_00 6:36

Yes, we are.

SPEAKER_01 6:37

Heck yeah, and you have Rusty with Fisher's A Men for Veterans in studio. So I'll have you both pick our quote of the week. Today is Babe Ruth Day. So I just found a bunch of motivational quotes from the great Bambino. You ready? Yeah. All right. Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.

unknown 6:56

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 6:56

I like that one. Yeah, that's a good one. Uh, it's hard to beat a person who never gives up.

SPEAKER_00 7:02

Yeah. Yeah. That is true. They're annoying. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_01 7:07

Uh, every strike brings me closer to the next home run. Nice. Uh, yesterday's home runs don't win today's games. Oh, that's a good one. And the last one the way a team plays as a whole determines its success.

SPEAKER_00 7:23

Ooh, okay. All right.

SPEAKER_01 7:25

Out of those five, what is what is today's motivational quote of the week?

SPEAKER_03 7:29

I like the one playing as a team.

SPEAKER_00 7:32

As a team, all together.

SPEAKER_01 7:34

There you go. Yeah, there you go.

SPEAKER_00 7:35

Yeah, that's a good one.

Fishers Of Men Supports Veterans

SPEAKER_01 7:36

Today's motivational quote. And our motivational quote for the week is the way a team plays as a whole determines its success. All right, we are back with Janine Ford and Rusty with Fishers of Men for Veterans. And uh, you guys have a lot of great stuff going on at uh Fishers of Men's uh for Veterans. What's going on?

SPEAKER_03 7:55

Oh, we do. We have uh five outreaches a month where we go to different, we go to Cedar Hills, we go to St. John's and Eber, and we go to Holbrook, and we go to Concho, and we provide benefit uh counseling, we provide food boxes if they need it, they need water. We even give out food dog if they have a dog.

SPEAKER_00 8:16

Yeah, and and the and dog food. And the coolest thing is they all you can set up for all your veterans. They have coffee time on Wednesday.

SPEAKER_03 8:24

Every Wednesday. And we even do benefits there if you if you come in.

SPEAKER_00 8:27

Yeah, free coffee and donuts, and Rusty entertains everybody. That's right. I get up on the table. And and it's so cool because you guys can the calendar, they're getting ready to put all those magnificent flags out too for the summer, right? You can always use volunteers.

SPEAKER_03 8:44

Yeah, we always need volunteers. Always, always gonna, you know, because some uh, you know, it takes a little bit to put out 400 and some flags in the morning.

SPEAKER_01 8:53

It takes a lot of it takes a lot of teamwork. Teamwork, that's right. Exactly. And they have a great team. He, Marty, and the whole gang.

SPEAKER_03 9:00

In fact, we're putting out right now is 419 flags.

SPEAKER_01 9:13

Perfect. That's right. And uh thank you so much to uh the veterans and our active duty military, everyone that has served this great country we live in. And uh, you know, I think we should play a little uh patriotic uh song. Uh how about uh some Toby Keith, American Soldier? Ooh, perfect. Sounds good to me. Yeah, in honor of all those that have served and continue to serve this amazing country we live in. Thank you so much, Rusty, and Pictures of Men for Veterans for everything you do for our veterans here on the mountains. And veterans, we love you, best friends.

Events, Cornhole, And Sign Ups

SPEAKER_00 9:44

Aw we love you, Chris. Awesome. Thank you. Bye. Okay, bye bye.

SPEAKER_01 9:47

All right, best friends, that will do it for today's show. I appreciate you hanging out and listening. If you enjoyed today's podcast, please make sure you follow, subscribe, and share it with a friend. It really helps us grow this thing. And quick reminder we're celebrating our six years of me hosting the morning brew with Chris Bennett and best friends, May 16th, brought to you by Horn Auto Center at the House Restaurant. We've got that cornhole tournament,$25 center, half goes to help local kids through 3E snacks, and winning team gets$1,000 cash and uh two pairs of tickets to see Kenny Chesney at the Sphere in Las Vegas July 1st. And right now we've only got a handful of people signed up. So go ahead and get signed up. Your odds are pretty good at winning right now. You can uh find the link at Chris Bennett Comedy.com to go and sign up. Hope to see you there for the morning brew. I've been Chris Bennett, reminding you to be nice to yourself, be nice to others, and don't be jerk. See you best friends. Bye.