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She Wouldn't Even Bring Me Soup! | Relationship Advice Thursday
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Would you be upset if your significant other refused to help you after having your wisdom teeth pulled?
On this week's Relationship Advice Thursday, Chris Bennett and Jineane Ford tackle a listener submission from a guy whose girlfriend wouldn't bring him soup or stay the night after he had two wisdom teeth removed. Are his feelings justified, or is he making too much of it?
Plus, Chris gets some feedback on his viral butt dancing videos and whether it's time to switch up the music, Brian from Pinedale reminds Chris that a quarter-mile race is only days away, and one of them has definitely trained more than the other. We also celebrate Corn on the Cob Day with some fun trivia, hear from a new young caller, and enjoy plenty of laughs and shenanigans along the way.
Grab your coffee and join Chris Bennett and Best Friends for another fun episode of The Morning Brew.
Welcome And Today’s Lineup
SPEAKER_01We'll do relationship advice. I hope it's not. My husband has started doing these butt dances.
SPEAKER_02I know. Andrea, we need to have Andrea called. Yeah, that's perfect.
SPEAKER_01Hello, best friends. It is me, Chris Bennett, and that was me talking with Janine Ford during our relationship advice Thursday. On today's show, we tackle a relationship dilemma involving a girlfriend who wouldn't bring her boyfriend's soup after he had his wisdom teeth pulled. Janine and I also talk about my butt dancing videos and whether it's time to switch up the song and what song she requests. Plus, Brian from Pinedale calls in to remind me that apparently I agreed to race him in a quarter mile challenge that's only nine days away. And let's just say one of us has been training and one of us has been eating ice cream and doing butt dances around town. We'll also celebrate corn on the cob day with some fun games, hear from a brand new caller, and get into plenty of other shenanigans along the way. So sit back, relax, and let's get the show
Butt Dancing Song Requests
SPEAKER_01started. Chris Bennett and the morning brew. Janine, you there? Yes, we are.
SPEAKER_03How are you? I've got Addy here, my granddaughter. Oh hi Addy, how's summer break going? Good.
SPEAKER_01Heck yeah. Uh uh, Janine, I think uh you uh were showing Addy some of my uh uh butt dances or my uh my TikTok dance.
SPEAKER_03I scarred her this morning. Yes. No, I just showed her. You should have seen the look on her face. Addie, what do you think of it about his butt dances? Um, they're silly. Yeah, yeah. She's being kind.
SPEAKER_01Is it weird seeing an adult act like uh like a silly goose?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it is, it is.
SPEAKER_03But they're so funny, and people are picking more songs for him, Addie.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, we were talking on our Facebook Live. I was having uh some of my Facebook Live because I've been doing a bunch of them too. Baby's Got Our Blue Jeans On. I did one the other day to a little snippet of a sound from the Tonight Show called Tight Pants. And some people on Facebook are saying I should do Bob Seeger, her strut.
SPEAKER_03Oh, that's a good one.
SPEAKER_01Uh the uh the Sir Mix a lot. I like big butts, and I cannot lie. Justin Timberlake bringing sexy back. What do you think, Janine? What would what would be those are all good?
SPEAKER_03Bringing sexy back is really good that you're bringing sexy back. I like that. I like all of those. What are the other ones to see? Bringing sexy back. I'm writing these down because I'm gonna play one after the oh nice.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, bringing sexy back, her strut, uh, by Bob Seeger. I think that's a juicy one. A lot of people want me to do uh tight-fitting jeans, Conway uh Twitty. Uh-huh. Um, and uh, the pussycat dolls. Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me.
SPEAKER_02That is funny. That is funny.
SPEAKER_01So I'll be uh I'll be doing a dance at a local uh business a little later today, so I'm trying to figure out a new song to do it.
SPEAKER_03So are they welcoming you there?
SPEAKER_01Yes. Uh yeah, I don't want to give it away because I don't think the employees know that I'm gonna be there. And the best part is getting people's uh responses when I come in there. I love it. Uh so but uh yeah, you could catch all my butt dancing on all my social media platforms at Chris Bennettcomedy.com. Pulling my pants way up high, uh, like uh Steve Urkel used to do it.
SPEAKER_03And bringing the Smash Burger back. That's right, that's right.
Relationship Advice: The Missing Soup
SPEAKER_01Awesome. Well, uh Janine, it is Thursday. You know what that means. Relationship advice. That's right. When we come back, we'll do relationship advice. I hope it's not my husband has started doing these butt dances.
SPEAKER_02I know, I know. Andrea, we need to have Andrea calling. Yeah, that's perfect.
SPEAKER_01It is now time for relationship advice with our resident relationship advice expert, Janine Ford. Uh, all right, Janine, here's the story. This dude is 36, his girlfriend is 31. All right, he said, yesterday I went to the dentist because of some tooth pain and ended up having two wisdom teeth pulled. I managed to get myself home, but I was pretty miserable. My girlfriend and I my girlfriend and I have been together for over two years. We live about 20 minutes apart and spent the night at each other's houses all the time. Earlier that day, she had actually called off work and asked if there was anything she could do to help me. I don't ask for much, but I asked if she could pick up some soup from the grocery store and stay the night with me since I wasn't really in a position to drive. Her response caught me off guard. She said getting ready for work anywhere other than her own house was a pain in the butt. That was it. No soup, no visit, no staying the night. The part that's really bothered me is that I would have done that for her without thinking twice. Now I'm wondering, am I overreacting? Or if this showed me that when I really need help, I can't count on her. What say you?
SPEAKER_03You know, I think this is I think she's being really rude. I mean, she may maybe couldn't didn't have to spend the night, but she could. She called in and then she didn't go do anything for him. I think that she's being a little bit ridiculous. I mean, at least take him by some soup, right? Right, right. And say, Oh, I've I've got to run to work on my break, I'll run you some soup or something. You know, she needs to make an effort, so this could be a sign with her. But number one, he needs to talk to her about it. He needs to say, you know, back when I had my wisdom teeth out, that was a little concerning. And maybe he just opens it up and talks to her about it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I It's not like, you know, an affair where you put your Adidas on and you run away immediately. Oh, interesting. It's kind of like, you know, you talk about this, you say, What was that? You know? Yeah. And uh maybe she or maybe there's more going on here. Maybe she opens up and says, You are a massive hypochondriac and you're a big wimp, and so I I'm kind of out, peace out. I but I I'm not getting that. I'm thinking she sh you always need to be there for the other person. So I would bring it up with her and say, Hey, what was up with that? Yeah, and open it up, open the conversation up.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I get her not wanting to like me. She likes getting ready for work at her house, but she could have at least dropped off the soup and been there for him.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, touched him on the head and said, Oh, poor baby, I don't feel bad for you. I'll be back later. See you later. Bye. Yeah, yeah. You need to make an effort, you know, and she's not making an effort, so that is concerning, but he needs to talk to her. He doesn't necessarily necessarily need to go on radio and ask people's advice. Just talk to her about it. Say, I thought that was a little weird. I'd always do this for you. What's up with that? Right. You know, just ask her.
SPEAKER_01Okay, all right. Janine says, Don't get those running shoes yet. Use your words and tell her how you feel.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, it was a little odd. Yeah, okay.
Brian Calls In About The Race
SPEAKER_01Good morning, it's the morning brew with Chris. Who's this?
SPEAKER_00Good morning, champion Chris Bennett.
SPEAKER_01Oh, it's Brian from Pinedale, buddy. Good morning, Chris. Good morning. Uh, so what uh do I owe the pleasure of your call today?
SPEAKER_00How are you doing with your training?
SPEAKER_01Oh no, that's right. The uh Pinedale run to the bridge is happening in nine days, and I completely forgot. I accepted your challenge to a quarter mile race. Yep. Right to the to the bridge against Brian from Pinedale. Uh I forget the loser has to buy the winner breakfast.
SPEAKER_00Is that the bet.
SPEAKER_01Yep, yep, that's the bet. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And I'm gonna eat a lot of breakfast. I've been training, and I haven't had any ice cream for the last few days, and it's starting to take its toll on me. Is that true?
SPEAKER_01Have you been training? Dude, I have not been training at all. Oh, you told me you were. Yeah, no, and I've been uh I've been eating ice cream every single day. So um, this is gonna be a knockout.
SPEAKER_00I'll still I'll still beat you. All right, all right. But you got a harder job than I do. You have to hand out the awards after the rest of the world. Afterwards, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I'll have to bring some breath mints after in case I uh puke my guts out. Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_00We'll have to get some bark bags. So anyways, it's June 20th. Okay. Um we're still taking applications. Uh we need to get a hold of Laura Schmidt if anybody has questions or wants to or um uh do the do it online or call her personally. Her phone number is 928-231-7233. Again, 928-231-7233. Get a hold of Laura, she'll get you enrolled, um, tell you when you have to be there and stuff. And if you have any questions as sponsors and stuff, you can also call her.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it's run to the bridge. It's an awesome fun event. What I loved about it last year is there was families that made a like it made it a family event. And uh, you know, it's available for all skill levels, all ages, and you run to the only working covered bridge in Arizona, right?
SPEAKER_00That's right, that's our call to fame.
SPEAKER_01Heck yeah. And then afterwards you can have breakfast and uh just hang out and uh watch the awards, watch the award ceremony, yeah, and the whole event starts uh at 6 30.
SPEAKER_00It's 6 o'clock. We get the 5 and 10K's off, so they're not running in the heat. But yeah, the rest of them all start at 6 a.m.
SPEAKER_01When do you and I start racing?
SPEAKER_00Uh 6 a.m. No, really?
SPEAKER_01Oh man. I'm gonna have to wake up early. It's gonna be a lot of fun. June 20th, mark your
Corn Fact Or Corn Fiction
SPEAKER_01calendars. And it is now time for corn fact or corn fiction. It is corn on the cob day. And you went to uh Dr. Arnaud and his team at Comfort Fit Dentures and got smile. Are you able to eat corn on the cob now? I sure can. Ooh, but your favorite food is steak on the grill. Oh, nice. All right, well, in honor of corn on the cob day, I'm gonna uh give you some facts. You tell me if this is a corn fact or corn fiction.
SPEAKER_00So is it true or false?
SPEAKER_01True or false, yes. Okay. Here we go. Let's go. An ear of corn always has an even number of rows. True. True, yeah. How do you know that? Just guess?
SPEAKER_00Um just guess, but I I was brought up in corn country, so all right.
SPEAKER_01Uh corn is technically a vegetable. Yes. No. Oh. Yeah, it could be classified as a grain, fruit, or vegetable, depending on how it's uh harvested.
SPEAKER_00So it's Oh, okay. So I was partially right. You were partially right.
SPEAKER_01All right. Let's go again. Let's get another one. All right, and last question. The world's largest corn maize covered more than 60 acres.
SPEAKER_00That's in Iowa, ain't it?
SPEAKER_01I don't know. I think it's true. It is true. Ding ding ding.
SPEAKER_00I think it's in Iowa, too, if I remember right.
SPEAKER_01The biggest one, yes. Some giant corn mazes are as large as 40 football fields.
SPEAKER_00Oh my, isn't that huge? That's enormous. Can you imagine getting lost in there?
SPEAKER_01No. I don't know. Especially at night.
New Caller JD Plays This Or That
SPEAKER_01Good morning. It's the morning brew with Chris. Who's this?
SPEAKER_00JD.
SPEAKER_01JD. Holy moly. This is one of our new best friends out of Snowflake. He's been calling in. Uh, we've been playing his calls on the Facebook Live. This is your first time on radio. You're 13, going on 14, live in Snowflake, homeschooled. Uh, you love to play video games. Did I get everything right? Is there anything I missed? No. No, nothing. What's your favorite video game? Call of Duty. Call of Duty. JD, did you have a question you want to ask? A game you want to play, a story you want to tell, or do you want me to figure it out this morning?
SPEAKER_00Uh we'll try a game.
SPEAKER_01Alright, here we go. We're gonna play this or that on this or that Thursday with JD. Uh Xbox or PlayStation? Xbox. Uh free pizza for a year or free ice cream for a year? Uh free pizza. Ooh, nice. Uh super speed or the ability to fly? Uh ability to fly. Oh, nice. Is that if you had one superpower, is that the superpower you would pick?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, so I can be superman.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Is that your favorite superhero?
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Uh right. Would you rather go to the moon or explore the bottom of the ocean? Explore the bottom of the ocean. Oh. Today's actually Jack Cousteau Day. There you go. Very apropos on Jack Cousteau Day. We love you, best friend. Have a great day. See you too. See
Wrap-Up And How To Support
SPEAKER_01ya. Bye. Alright, best friends. That's gonna do it for today's episode of the Morning Brew with Chris Bennett and best friends. Thanks so much for tuning in and spending a little time with us today. I appreciate each and every one of you. And if you enjoyed the show, please click follow. Leave us uh leave us a review and share this episode with another best friend who could use a few laughs and some fun shenanigans in their day. We'll be back tomorrow morning uh for some more fun, a little fun fact Friday, some giveaways, listener calls, and who knows what else, uh what other trouble we'll get ourselves into. And don't forget early bird pricing for Chris Bennett Comedy and Alaberto's presents our summer comedy series, June 27th at the Sholo Elks Lodge. Ends tomorrow we have headliner Nancy Norton and special guest Bob Kubota. It's gonna be a fun show. Get your tickets at Chris Bennett Comedy.com. For the morning brew, I've been Chris Bennett reminding you to be nice to yourself, be nice to others, and don't be jerk. Bye.