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He Cheated… On Himself?! | Am I the Jerk with Dwayne Perkins
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It's Am I the Jerk Court Wednesday, best friends!
Comedian Dwayne Perkins puts on the judge's robe to settle a neighborhood dispute involving dog poop, a back porch, and a situation that Dwayne thinks could quickly turn into a true-crime documentary.
Plus, Kevin and Angel Kerr from Mountain Mobile Auto Glass & Tint join us after their daughter's wedding to play the Oldlywed Game and reveal how Kevin first said "I love you" nearly 28 years ago.
Then Paul from Beaumont takes on Kevin and Angel in Are You Smarter Than a Redneck: Celebrity Love Edition — and Paul does NOT take losing well.
And podcast listeners get a BONUS call with comedian Ryan McKee, who thought someone was trash-talking him, tells us about his adventures in dating, and explains how he somehow managed to cheat... on himself.
Plus plenty of laughs, tangents and Morning Brew chaos along the way!
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Tinder Tease And Cold Open
SPEAKER_02And he opened up Tinder and he had girls reach out to him, which doesn't happen a lot, right?
SPEAKER_06That's correct. Because they seen me, it says they they'd seen me do stand-up. Yeah. So they reached out and said, Hey, you're funny, and I'm I I'm in love.
SPEAKER_02That's just a little taste of our podcast only phone call with our best friend Ryan McKee coming up later in the show. Hello, best friends. It's me, Chris Bennett, and it is Am I the Jerk Court Wednesday. Today, our comedy show headliner, Dwayne Perkins, puts on his judge's robe for a juicy Am I the Jerk Court case. Plus, we're hanging out with Kevin and Angel Kerr with Mountain Mobile Autoglass and Tent, one of the amazing sponsors for our big comedy show this Saturday at the show Low Elks Lodge. We've got Games Last and apparently Ryan McKee cheating on himself. Let's get this show started.
Dog Poop Jerk Court Verdict
SPEAKER_02Chris Bennett and the morning brew. All right! Am I the jerk court? Is in session, the honorable stand-up comedian Dwayne Perkins as seen on the Tonight Show Conan Comedy Central Netflix dry bar comedy presides. Thank you for joining us, Judge. Are you ready? Yes, I'm ready. All right. Serious community. I appreciate it. All right, here we go. I live in a small town home home community with a shared backyard. Three of us have dogs, and two of us always pick up after ours. The third neighbor, not so much. Years ago, they had two big dogs and constantly left their poop in the yard. I tried talking to them, but there was always an excuse. So eventually, I started picking up their dog's poop myself and tossing it onto their back porch. And it worked! For a while, the problem stopped. But recently they got another large puppy, and once again, the backyard is covered in poop. And another neighbor confronted them and they explained they're caring for a seriously ill relative and don't have time to pick it up. I sympathize with that, but there's always seems to be an excuse. So twice now, I've resumed to returning the poop to their porch. To clarify, I'm not hurling the poop, I'm gently tossing. So, am I the jerk? What say you?
SPEAKER_00Well, I say, first of all, you're not the jerk. Um, this reminds me of one of my favorite shows called Kath and Kim. It's a sitcom out of Australia, and they have a neighbor and they they're constantly throwing poo. Um you're not the jerk, but I I watch a lot of true crime, and I watch a lot of shows about neighbors who kill neighbors, right? It's not a it's not a fetish thing, but they did there just happen to be a lot of shows on. And this sounds like the beginning of one of those kind of shows. Um I will say, them saying they don't have time, yeah. You know, we feel bad about their elderly family member, but they're saying they don't have time to do a squat. Because that's what it takes to pick up poo. One squat, and you come up, and the poo's in the bag. So I don't buy that at all. I will say, anyone who's willing to let their dog poo everywhere and they live with you, that person is dangerous. So it's a case of you're not wrong, but you don't want to escalate it. So I would say I understand you're just placing the poo. You might want to just let your dog poo on their porch so then you could blame the dog. Um ultimately though, you may just have to accept that you have these inconsiderate neighbors and you have to clean up the poo. Unless you're willing to, and I know I'm being preemptive and I'm being a little bit dramatic, but unless you're willing to kill them or be killed by them, you live with these people. So you may just have to pick up the poo, unfortunately.
SPEAKER_02Alright. In the case of Am I the jerk for throwing neighbors' dog poop back onto their back porch, Dwayne Perkins says, not really the jerk, but be careful.
SPEAKER_00There's nothing you can do about it. In life, there's some people who just won't follow the rules, and you trying to make them follow the rules will drive you even crazier, and it'll some things you gotta let
Live Comedy Show Details
SPEAKER_00go.
SPEAKER_02Alright, you heard it from Judge Dwayne Perkins himself, and you can see him this Saturday. You can see him Saturday, August 22nd at the Show Low Elks Lodge, best friends. It starts at 6 30 Doors Bar, Alberto's food truck, open at 5 p.m. And general mission tickets are $25. It's 18 and over. Open to the public. Get your tickets at Chris Bennettcomedy.com. We are so excited to have you here. Can't wait, Dwayne.
SPEAKER_00Uh, me as well. I'm looking forward to it. It's gonna be fun. Yes, be there or be a rectangle with four equal sides.
Newlywed Game And Marriage Keys
SPEAKER_02I am so excited to have my friends Kevin and Angel Kerr with Mountain Mobile Autoglass and in studio today. We're promoting our big comedy show that they're a sponsor of this Saturday at the Sho Lo Elks Lodge starting at 6:30. We talked about their daughter, just got married this past weekend, so I thought we'd play a fun uh game. Uh your daughter's a newlywed. You guys are far from newlyweds. You've been married for how long? 20 this year. 28. Okay, we're gonna play a game to see how well uh to see uh how well you guys know each other and if you agree on certain things. Uh first question. Are these yes or no answers? Uh no, write down the answer. Yeah. Uh so who said I love you first? All right. Who said I love you first? Kevin, who do you think I said love you first? Kevin said, is that true, Angel? Is that what you said? You you or he did say I love you first, or you said I love you first. Are they disagreeing?
SPEAKER_01No, you you sent me a text on our pager that said I love you.
SPEAKER_02You said I love you with a page? That is so old school. Like, did you have to use like special abbreviations?
SPEAKER_05Turn it upside down or something I can't remember.
SPEAKER_02Oh, so the first time he said I love you was with a pager. Man, so romantic. 97, baby. All right. Uh who takes longer to get ready? We'll see if uh they both agree on this. Who takes longer? Kevin, you he's he's kind of a fashionista. So Kevin says he takes longer to get ready. Do you agree, Angel? Yes. Oh, he does really. He is like, he's glamorous. Yes, he is. And when he gets ready, he gets dolled up.
SPEAKER_01Yes, yes. He'll change outfits.
SPEAKER_02How many outfits does he wear in a day?
SPEAKER_01Oh, just one.
SPEAKER_02Oh, just one.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but if we're going out, he'll, you know, or we have somewhere to go, he'll change out.
SPEAKER_05Put the shoes.
SPEAKER_02All right, and last question. So far, you guys have been on board on all this. Who is the better driver? Okay. They both oh no, so oh, so Angel says Kevin's the better driver, and Kevin says you, Angel, are the better driver. So the first time you guys disagreed on anything, but you both think that you're good drivers. That's a that's a good thing.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I mean, every time he drives, he takes care of me, and you know, I'm trying to make it home safe.
SPEAKER_02There you go. So the they both trust each other to drive, and that's the key to 28 years of marriage. Yes. Or is there another key?
SPEAKER_01A lot of communication.
SPEAKER_02A lot of keys, baby. That was our oldie web game with Kevin and Angel on Q Country 92.5. Woo!
SPEAKER_04And that's Bob Vlog!
Paul From Beaumont Checks In
SPEAKER_02Yee yeah! It's everyone's favorite redneck from Beaumont, Texas. It is Paul from Beaumont. Paul joining us today. We have uh Kevin and Angel Kerr with Mountain Mobile Autoglass and Tim. Heck yeah, one of our amazing sponsors for our comedy show this Saturday at the Elks Lodge with Dwayne Perkins. Uh, what's uh they just had their daughter get married, uh Paul, just like uh you a few months ago. You had your son get married. First of May. Sure did. Sure did. Heck yeah. Uh so uh anything new and juicy.
SPEAKER_03I had to send a text to everybody, and for the first time I'll put my name and logistics manager under Oh yeah, he's got a promotion, he's big boss now, logistics manager.
SPEAKER_02Holy message.
SPEAKER_05See the trajectory he's been on ever since you you brought him out here.
SPEAKER_02Ever since uh, yeah, so the morning brew is responsible for your job promotion, is what Kevin's saying.
SPEAKER_05Yes, yeah. Changed his attitude, became more of a company man.
SPEAKER_04Cabinet makers.
SPEAKER_02Oh, heck yeah, maybe.
SPEAKER_05We'll see. Bond's cabinetry, yes. They're up here, but I think that's a little far.
SPEAKER_02That might be a little far. Hey, uh, so we uh have been having fun with Kevin and Angel all uh morning because their daughter got married. We played an old uh oldie web game with them, and they also gave me advice for a long-lasting marriage. They've been married 28 years. They said the key is a lot of communication. How long have you and Rhonda been married? 36. 36. And what would you say is the key?
SPEAKER_05Why did he say that so depressingly?
SPEAKER_02It sounded like he was telling us how many years he served in how long in the future? 36. But I'm in for life. 36 of a life sentence. Not much, did it? Not much, did it. So, uh, what would you say is the key to uh long-lasting marriage if you were talking to Kevin and Angel's uh newlywed uh daughter and son-in-law, and to your son and uh his newlywed bride, what would you say is the key to a happy marriage?
SPEAKER_03Well, when she starts young and grip and I just cross-ide smoked cigarette. There is your redneck marriage. So you better bring more than one beer because you're not coming in, no top seat.
Are You Smarter Than A Redneck
SPEAKER_02It is now time for Are You Smarter Than a Redneck? We have Paul from Beaumont versus Kevin and Angel Kerr with Mountain Mobile Autoglass and heck yes. All right, uh, we've been talking about weddings with your daughter being uh married this weekend. Paul and his uh his son got married earlier this year. So uh for are you smarter than a redneck? I thought we would do celebrity love trivia. If you know the answer, say your name. That's your buzzer. These are multiple choice. Which celebrity couple got married in Las Vegas in 2004 and had the marriage annulled just 55 hours later? Was it a Britney Spears? Oh, he's Kevin Fair uh you gotta say your name. Oh, Kevin.
unknownPaul.
SPEAKER_02No, sorry, Paul. He said it. It was Paul from it was I'm all confused. Kevin got I was wrong. It was Britney Spears and Jason Alexander, which was like a guy she went to high school with. Then they got married. All right, he's up 1-0. All right. Um which celebrity couple has been married since 1988? Is it Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson? B. Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, C, Michael Douglas, and Kat Kevin. Hey. It is Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson. Holy moly, Paul. You are getting left in the dust.
SPEAKER_05Since had a son named Colin.
SPEAKER_02Oh, gosh. Dude, you should be our he should be our celebrity uh entertainment reporter. All right. That's Harvey. All right, you you are down, Paul, but this last question is worth a million points. If you get it right, you can win. Here we go. Which celebrity couple has never actually been married despite being together for decades? Kevin.
SPEAKER_05Goldie Haunted Kurt Russell. My goodness gracious.
SPEAKER_04Holy moly Kevin Kerr. Look, look, look, look, look. Get out of Hollywood. Your daughter just got made. Start selling glass and tent.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_05Paul doesn't like to lose.
SPEAKER_02He doesn't like to lose, but man, you are our new uh resident entertainment reporter, Kevin Kerr and Angel Kerr with Mountain Mobile Autoglass and Tint. Are smarter than a redneck. Sorry, Paul. We love you, best friends. He took care of business, indeed. He showed no mercy. All right, best friend. We love you. Have a good day. Y'all have a great one. Bye-bye.
SPEAKER_04You know it.
SPEAKER_05Thank you, brother.
Ryan McKee Dates Himself On Tinder
SPEAKER_02And best friends, I got a little bonus for you if you're listening to the podcast. We got a call from our best friend Ryan McKee this morning, and we didn't get a chance to play it on the radio. So this one is just for our podcast. Good morning. It's the morning brew with Chris. Who's this? It's Ryan McKee. Oh, my best friend Ryan McKee. And he and I have been best friends for over 20 years, and he says he might have a bone to pick with me. What's going on?
SPEAKER_06I don't know. I got a message from Dave Ramsey on Facebook saying, getting dumped on, huh? I don't know if the Facebook Live is dumping on me this morning and I missed it. Or what Dave means by that.
SPEAKER_02Dave might just be uh starting stuff. We didn't we haven't talked about you once today, right?
SPEAKER_01No, not at all.
SPEAKER_02No, no, no.
SPEAKER_06And the only Well, all right. Dave. But now I now my feelings are hurt because you're not talking about me.
SPEAKER_02But Dave, what are you talking about when you message Ryan getting dumped on? Oh. You're so paranoid, Ryan. You're like me. You immediately think people are talking bad about you. He he was talking about the rain. Ah. Oh, now I feel like an idiot.
SPEAKER_05This meaning deserve to be dumped on.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna call in. Chris is dumping on me. This is all right.
SPEAKER_06Well, I uh rescind my anger then. I rescind my accusations.
SPEAKER_02Oh, dude, that's awesome. I'm so glad you don't have uh an axe to grind or a bone to pick. Oh, um, I I should probably let you go. But real quick, he so he's been dating his himself. You know, he got divorced, and then he went dating a lot, and his therapist said, You know what, Ryan? Before you can love someone else, you gotta love yourself. And the therapist said, You gotta stop dating all these floocies, all these different people, and start dating yourself. So he dated himself, and then he cheated on himself. I made it like one month. And he opened up Tinder and uh well just to see, just to see what fish were were in the in the pond. And he had girls reach out to him, which doesn't happen a lot, right? That's correct. Yeah, and so he went on one day. Did you go on another date? Because they seen me, it says they they'd seen me do stand-ups.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, so yeah. They reached out and said, Hey, you're funny, and I'm I I'm in love.
SPEAKER_05I think that's what the doctor was talking about.
SPEAKER_02So I don't want to jinx anything, uh, so you don't have to give us any details. But uh, are you still broken up with yourself or uh is yourself trying to win you back?
SPEAKER_06Well, I'll just tell you this one detail. I was still dating two of them, but one of them told me was complaining about her ex-boyfriend for a very long time, and then she told me, uh yeah, all he had to offer was a very nice body. She's like, that's what I've learned about men with great bodies. That's all they have to offer. So how do I respond to that? She's either telling me I don't have a great body and a lot to offer, or that I do have a great body and nothing to offer. Yes. And I really hope it's the latter.
SPEAKER_02I think she's saying you don't have a good body, and that's why she's she's trying something new.
SPEAKER_06No, Chris, I'm trying, I'm hoping that she thinks I'm vapid with a great body.
SPEAKER_02Well, best friend, I gotta let you go. Thanks so much for having fun with us. Say goodbye to Kevin and Angel. They've seen you do stand up, right? Yeah. Yes. Yeah, he's been up here. He produced my comics.
SPEAKER_05When he goes out, does he like makeup on one side and a beard on half the other side? So when he dates himself. Oh, yeah, yeah. Do you do you talk to each other?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, do you wear a costume when he does dates?
SPEAKER_06No, I you know, I just kind of keep it casual. Um don't dress up. Uh I only took myself out on one date, and that was to Red Robin, because I had a gift card.
SPEAKER_05Oh, Brandon Robin. You make out with yourself on this date. A kiss goodnight? Yeah, you know, kiss goodnight, just kiss my hand.
SPEAKER_02All right, buddy. Such a flirt. We love you, best friend. Thanks for calling in, and I'm so glad. I'm so glad I didn't do anything wrong.
SPEAKER_00All right.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you're good. You're cool. We're good.
SPEAKER_05Be safe on that tender, Bubba.
SPEAKER_02And and and just stop getting dumped on so much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. All right. Later.
Thanks Sponsors And Closing Reminder
SPEAKER_02And that's gonna do it for today's morning brew broadcast with Chris Bennett and best friends. A huge thank you to Kevin and Angel Kerr from Mountain Mobile Autoglass and Tent for hanging out with us and supporting live comedy here in the White Mountains. And don't forget, Dwayne Perkins is live this Saturday, August 22nd at the Solo Elks Lodge. Doors Bar and Allaberto's food truck open up at five. Show starts at 6 30 p.m. It is 18 and over, and you can grab your tickets at Chris Bennett Comedy.com. And thank you for hanging out with me today. If you had some fun, share the podcast with another best friend. We'll do it again tomorrow. Until then, I'm Chris Bennett reminding you to be nice to yourself, be nice to others, and don't be jerk.
