Milk & Honeys

Episode 13: A Kiss Cam, a Sex Dungeon, and a Plushie from Hell w/ Kayla Becker and Vanessa Curry

Kayla Becker Season 1 Episode 13

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This week on Milk & Honeys, Coldplay accidentally ended a man’s career, Ozzy Osbourne made his final exit, and Kayla is spiraling over Christian Grey in a way that’s probably not healthy. We also dive into the cursed Labubu plush craze (yes, the demon doll is real and Kayla owns one now), and debate what level of control we’d tolerate if it came with a penthouse and a private jet.

Topics include:

  • The CEO who got caught kissing HR on the kiss cam and resigned faster than you can say “fix it in PR.”
  • Ozzy Osbourne’s legendary life, wild marriage to Sharon, and why losing a musician you’ve never met still hits hard.
  • Kayla’s Fifty Shades rewatch — what’s sexy, what’s psychotic, and would Christian Grey be hot if he wasn’t rich?
  • Labubu: the viral plush toy conspiracy that’s either adorable or a portal to hell.

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Speaker 1:

Kayla's going to text me tomorrow and be like, hey, I'm going to an SNL party, wish me luck, and I'm going to say you go, glenn Coco, but be careful and use protection.

Speaker 2:

I'm so sorry. All right, everybody, welcome back to Lucky Number 13. This is the 13th episode of Milk and Honeys and we're so glad that y'all have been with us this entire time so far. I'm Kayla Becker, alongside my beautiful host, vanessa Curry. I did it that time, you did it for me and I just said I let you let it happen.

Speaker 1:

I just let I'm just rolling with the punches these days. How are you? How's your week been? I'm good. You know we've been talking about manifesting our dream life and we know that that entails a lot of busyness.

Speaker 2:

And is that right? Yeah, busyness yeah.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, busyness, and so right now I feel like you and I are both in the same boat, like a lot of things are connecting and coming together. But I said I can't believe we're on the 13th episode. I know it's crazy, it's crazy and I love it.

Speaker 2:

I do too, and we're going to keep going strong.

Speaker 2:

So you guys just keep coming back and interact with us, as you have been, and let us know what you've been enjoying seeing. Yes, because we've got so much shit to talk about, so much Including today for episode 13. So we're going to be talking about and you know the headlines that I'm referring to some cheating, mother effing CEOs, idiots, demonic plush dolls. You know, the one I brought brought mine in, so hopefully this is not going to be a, you know, possessed episode, or maybe it will be. Maybe it will be. Um, also, we will be remiss if we didn't talk about ozzy osbourne. We did lose him this week. Legend, he's meant so much to so many of us for so many years, and so we definitely want to honor him.

Speaker 2:

Um, something else that I have been up to this week. You know know, last week I talked about my breakup and for some reason I think I just like to like, hurt myself. I've been watching all the Fifty Shades of Grey's. Not that they're necessarily romantic movies, but clearly it's like I hate myself and it's like do I text my ex? Or like what?

Speaker 1:

Absolutely not. You're watching those movies. You're like, hmm, Bring us to the dark side.

Speaker 2:

I know.

Speaker 1:

I mean it's kind of it could be fun. No, we're also going to talk about what it means to grieve someone you've never met and what level of control is acceptable if it comes with a penthouse and a private jet, honestly, it's an actual question.

Speaker 2:

It's one that I'm not even sure I can answer, yet I've never been presented with those things as an option, right?

Speaker 1:

So hypothetically though, we're going to get into it. We'll get into it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, All right, let's talk first off about this. Our cheating CEO. We've I mean, if you don't live under the way, I've never even heard of this company, I think. When I first read the headline I was like oh, an astronomer Same. I thought it was just some like An astronaut.

Speaker 1:

An astronaut cheated.

Speaker 2:

I'm like, well, I think maybe he gets a pass. I mean, I don't know, but no, it's a company that we've never heard of. Y'all heard the headline concert kissed someone on the kiss cam. That was not his wife, and less than 48 hours later he did hand in his resignation. And, by the way, the person he was kissing wasn't just some random bimbo or side piece. No, this was like the head of HR. Yes, the head of HR. So all this was caught in the kiss cam.

Speaker 1:

I don't think they could have reacted in a more guilty way. Literally, it is honestly the most HR violating kiss I have ever seen of all time.

Speaker 2:

You know what I think about when I've been reading about this. I don't know how much of the Office you used to watch, but like Michael Scott and Holly and they have that HR like episode and it's like they're trying to like tell people like the PDA episode and the whole time like Michael's sitting in Holly's lap and she's just like yum, yum, yum, like gnawing on his neck, I'm like this is literally what's happening right here with this guy, except on a jumbotron at a huge concert.

Speaker 2:

Oh, and of course it's going viral. Their neighbor, his neighbors have been interviewed and they're calling it absolutely disgusting and it is crazy how fast his resignation happened. But it's like he didn't really have a choice, it was like no what can you do?

Speaker 1:

I mean the the morning I opened up my instagram. I could not open it at any moment out of that day without that being the first video on every single platform, every single social media platform. Literally you could not get away from it. Even my mom, who watches like the news in the morning, is like oh yeah it's headlining news and I'm like wait. So an astronaut got caught cheating and this matters why it's just like A like I'm sure.

Speaker 2:

I mean this company sounds very prestigious. I haven't done much research on what it is, but I imagine this man has worked his entire life to like make it in his field Absolutely, and no one's probably ever heard of him. And now, the first time people are saying his name on a level like this, it's because he got caught cheating on a KISS cam at a Coldplay concert and then he couldn't even. I mean, I guess it's like you don't know how to react in the moment, but like the way they reacted could not have been. I mean the way everyone's been making fun of it and reenacting it, but the whole jumping, turning around, going down to the ground, covering your face, like it could have just been like and just not done anything and people would have looked into it.

Speaker 1:

I mean at that? I mean at least pretend like who's giving her some of her lick maneuver, though, like, come on, like what? At least? Like start pretending she's choking or something, you know not the duck down her turning around already because her face turned red like 0.1 seconds, and then her accomplice who's just laughing and can't believe what's happening, like the funny part is like she didn't even turn, she's just stuck there like she was like with them, right? Yes, she is one of the co-workers okay, she works.

Speaker 2:

She's known about it, so you know what. She's in trouble too. She knows his wife. I'd be pissed because I bet she's been at like holiday parties with all these people, just like you know, smooching and being nice, and I'd be like all y'all can go f yourselves and I feel so bad for his wife. He like quickly like deleted her or her facebook. She changed, took her last name off.

Speaker 1:

She changed her last name literally that morning.

Speaker 2:

She changed her last name on all of her social medias and I saw like one of her kids, one of his kids I don't know if this is real or just someone pretending like to be his kid on tiktok, just like oh, when you wake up the next day and see your dad all over the internet for cheating on your mom, I'm like oh, shit.

Speaker 1:

Also the sad part is like there are kids involved. I think they have three kids and they're not super. They're not older, you know they're not adults, they are kids. So it just does suck having knowing that your parent could not keep it in his pants and now you have to go to school, probably, and deal with that, oh my God.

Speaker 2:

And that's the thing getting made fun of for something your parents did, which too often these days these idiot parents go do something stupid and their kids have to suffer for it. Like, but yeah, it's just, it's a.

Speaker 1:

Like, do you think that he had to quit or do you think he did it because he was just so embarrassed?

Speaker 2:

I'm sure the company was like gave him the opportunity, like we're either gonna fire you or you can resign. I think that's kind of how it goes and there's a big scandal like this. There was no way he's keeping his job right this way. He keep maybe a little bit of his dignity, but it's not like he's not like he did something. No-transcript. No-transcript.

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