Milk & Honeys
Milk & Honeys" is the perfect blend of raw industry insights and unfiltered realness. Like the ingredients that sweeten and smooth out a cup of tea, hosts Kayla Becker (TV host of 10 years) and Vanessa Curry (model and actress of 10 years) bring their own flavors to the conversation— Together, they spill the tea on what it really takes to live and thrive in LA’s entertainment scene.
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Milk & Honeys
Episode 17: Aliens, Plagues, and Feet: The World's Weirdest Obsessions w/ Kayla Becker and Vanessa Curry
Kayla and Vanessa cover it all this week — from job struggles to magic tricks to the shocking discovery that both their feet are internet-famous. (Yes, WikiFeet gave them ratings over 4.8. Yes, they found out live on air. Yes, chaos ensued.)
Kayla gets honest about how tough life’s been after WWE — planting seeds, waiting for them to grow, and wondering if the economy is just allergic to success right now. Vanessa reminds us all that behind the curated Insta feeds, literally everyone is struggling too.
From there, it’s a rollercoaster: close-up magic at the Magic Castle, outrage over the heartbreaking case of baby Emmanuel Haro, alien motherships allegedly pulling up in October, California bringing back the plague (rude), and a side quest into whether robots are about to replace us all.
Basically: it’s weird, it’s hilarious, it’s a little unhinged — and it’s exactly the reminder you need that none of us have this figured out.
Come back next week when they spiral over millennial nostalgia and why everything they loved as kids is now considered “vintage” (and cringy).
Hello everyone, welcome back to Milk and Honeys. This is episode 17,. Which is crazy. I'm your host, vanessa Curry, alongside the beautiful Kayla Becker, and today we are going to get into aliens. Alongside the beautiful, I'm Kayla Becker, and today we are going to get into aliens, plagues and pop stardom.
Speaker 2:I mean, why not? Yep? What else are we talking about these days? What other important things are there even to discuss? Yep, so many things, so many things. But beyond the things that we're seeing on the interwebs and the TikToks and the socials, we still have a lot going on in our lives. Yes, and I think it's important for us especially when we don't see each other for a week's set of time or five days.
Speaker 1:Yeah, feels like a month, but it's really just like five days and I'm like is Kayla mad at me, I know, and then she's like is Vanessa?
Speaker 2:mad at me. You know, don't have that with your friends. You don't talk regularly. You think they things you could have said or done. Yeah, why they'd be mad. You meanwhile, your friend, is sitting over there just like, literally I'm like I wonder what kayla's doing, what's going on? What am I gonna order on uber eats tonight? Oh, but you did have a busy week. I know your man was in town. You did some fun activities we did.
Speaker 1:We, uh. We went to his friend's birthday party he is a a huge uh dj agent and we went to the Magic Castle. Oh, what do you think?
Speaker 2:The Magic Castle is my happy place.
Speaker 1:That was so much fun. It was everything I love magic. I've been there a few times before, but it's different to go there for a private event.
Speaker 2:Was it like all shut down for girls? All shut down?
Speaker 1:What the hell.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Wow. So it was just, it was so cool, we saw a magic show, obviously and yeah, I just love magic.
Speaker 2:I loved it. Are you the kind of person like who wants to, like, keep the magic magic, or do you want to know the tricks behind the tricks?
Speaker 1:Oh no, I used to watch that show called oh, we talked about this we called, oh, we talked about, we talked about this and I forget. I wanted to get him on our show yes, it was the matte mask magician, I think is what it was called, and it was back in the early 2000s for sure and they would show you how the magic trick is done, like these big ones and then also the little, like card ones too. Um, so I want to know, but I don't need to know there.
Speaker 2:I'd like to go home later and maybe like, yeah, keep the magic alive and I was shocked.
Speaker 1:There was one magic trick that this guy did where he's just asking people random questions where they'd have to answer in a number format and then at the end of the whole thing, it was the date. It was the date that like 808-18 our calculators. It was insane. I don't know how he did. He's like asking people like birthdays or what. What year were you?
Speaker 2:born. Do you think there were plants in the audience? I always wonder that because I look around I'm like, are you a plant?
Speaker 1:but I don't think for that one, I do think for some of them, like he was blindfolded for one and there was three objects.
Speaker 2:I gave a tampon because obviously um, and so he was blindfolded for one, and there was three objects.
Speaker 1:I gave a tampon because obviously, um, and so he was blindfolded and he had this girl hold it and he's like you know, yeah, and then he guessed all of them and I'm like how the hell are you guessing all these?
Speaker 2:I have to watch so closely. Did you do any like the close-up magic like?
Speaker 1:no, we didn't do any cards.
Speaker 2:The cards are my favorite, and there's one room in the magic castle it's like a tavern, like on the bottom floor, and they let like two people sit at the bar so you can sit really close. And I got one of those lucky seats and I literally would not blink to make sure. I was like I'm going to figure out what he's doing. And never once could I. Every time I go there, it just blows me away. Every time I loved it. I, yeah, I'm, I'm a magic freak, I loved it. I it's yeah, I'm, I'm a magic freak, I love it. We should bring a magician on the show. My friend manages, or helps manage, um, uh, michael.
Speaker 1:Carbonara oh, really fun. Okay, the carbonara effect back in the day. We need you. Yes, and he already agreed to come on. I asked Okay, perfect, done and done. We're going to have a magic show on. Yes, okay, perfect. I love that, but how are you doing? What's new with you?
Speaker 2:I'm good, you know, like, if I'm being honest, you know, you know this, but you know it's just been a struggle. I think everyone is kind of struggling right now. I think everyone has been struggling for a while. As you know, I've been trying to find like consistent work since post WWE and it was just difficult because, like when I left, everyone's like oh, like I think I care too much about public perception.
Speaker 1:Of course, because everyone's like oh she's leaving.
Speaker 2:She's going to go do something big, of course, and I left without really having anything planned, like I did a movie that who knows if it's going to come out it will. When I left WWE, I was presented with like three awesome hosting gigs. I just like we're living in LA, it's expensive, and like we're doing our passion projects. But passion projects like don't make a ton of money and so and they cost money.
Speaker 2:Yeah paying money, yeah, and so I think right now it's just that's kind of been the struggle. But I think what I've also learned is like I take things so personally and I think for me I've been like in my head like I must be because I'm not as good as I think I am, or I'm just not talented, people don't want me. But then when I talk to all my friends in every industry and hear everybody is struggling, even the most qualified people in their fields, yep, I feel a little bit better about like this is just the world, we're in the middle of a fucking recession, like whether you like we're saying it like that's what's happening right now.
Speaker 2:So it is trying to stay positive and like but I'm not gonna lie, I wake up. I have stress dreams every night.
Speaker 1:I I woke up this morning with a panic attack I and I don't know where it came from. I been really busy and uh, it's when you get super busy and you're hustling but then you're not feeling like financially free yet, but you know that you're doing all the things that you're supposed to be doing and making all the deposits exactly, and I know it will come. And it's funny because I have, uh, this plant that I prop, propagated, prop, prop are we doing this again.
Speaker 1:yeah, it's always a word. Uh, propagate, is that when you?
Speaker 2:yes, you, I heard you in there, thank, goodness, we're going to do a word of the day, whatever word we stumble on we're going to post it and you have to tell us the definition.
Speaker 1:Yes, yes, so I I like to propagate when you know, uh, something falls off one of my plants or something and just recently they are sprouting, but it's been months, so it's always a reminder whenever I have a plant that I do that too. And then all of a sudden it just starts sprouting and there's new leaves coming and there's like baby little ones forming and I can see it and I'm like, oh my God, this is so cool. So, um, everything is seasonal. Yeah, everything is seasonal. I did. You know.
Speaker 1:It's kind of interesting, cause we were talking about grief not too long ago in one of our episodes and, um, I had a, a death recently in the last. I don't even know, was it last week, I don't know, it was early in the week. Yeah, it's been um, and he was kind of a father figure to me. So it's uh, yeah, I think it's just been a weird limbo of feelings lately, of work and anxiety and then dealing with grief, knowing that, oh shit, okay, you're not going to see this person again, you know. So, um, yeah, he was a, a great man, love him he. He got me through Los Angeles in times when I was thinking about moving back home and, uh, and I'm still here because one of the reasons is because of him. So, um, his name is Jeff, the dad, and I love you and miss you so much, but, um, yeah, I just it's just, it's crazy. Life just likes to throw things at you at the most random times.
Speaker 2:He's like he wants to see like how, see like how we, how we can handle it yeah, I think.
Speaker 2:I keep like something you know what you say in my head and also when we had your friend Jamie on and just about like trying to practice gratitude and like cause I think I've, I've recognized myself how negative I am and I'm like you know what, like, yeah, it sucks right now, but people have it so much worse than I do I, but people have it so much worse than I do.
Speaker 2:I know it's not the best like we're allowed to feel, but also, I think, getting yourself out of it and not letting yourself just wallow in it for days and like throw a personal pity party, because you know and I think that's what I've been struggling with is trying to like you know what, be grateful. Like I was talking to my mom. I'm like, I'm 34. I've lived a lot of life. I've done a lot of really cool shit. Like sometimes I forget about that eight year sin I had and one of the biggest entertainment, sports, entertainment companies in the world doing everything, and I got to remember that I had that and that this seat and that was preparing me for this season of like whatever this season is, you're in the soil, you're in the soil.
Speaker 1:Right now we're still seeds in a soil and we're trying to figure out different, like sprouts that are going to pop up. Which they are, and we see them popping up. Yeah, but it is. It's back to that hustle, that grind, where you know we are in our mid thirties so we're tired it is.
Speaker 2:We've been doing hustling for so long it's like you know why, like why do we have to work so hard for so? Long and still like I just want to go out to Nobu but I can't afford it. I can't afford it this month.
Speaker 1:I know I just I just want to go get sushi and sake with you all the time.
Speaker 2:I have friends who you know go out and they're like hey, we're gonna run over to like to catch tonight.
Speaker 1:I'm like well, I'm happy for you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm gonna order Papa John's, yeah, and drink some two buck chuck.
Speaker 1:Well, it's not two buck chuck anymore, no, but I'm gonna yeah, I'm gonna go to Ralph's and drink some 2 Buck Chuck. Well, it's not 2 Buck Chuck anymore, no, but I'm going to go to Ralph's and buy the $6, the chicken wings and that lasts me a few days okay.
Speaker 2:So, yes, point is, we're all struggling out here.
Speaker 1:Everyone is, though, like you said, everyone is struggling and everyone's going through things. It's about getting to the we're in the last quarter of the year, which is crazy to think so um, I just think we're all collectively feeling the same feels right now, and so it is important to have people around you that support you and like what we're doing. We like, we uplift each other, we make sure we're good, we check in on each other, um and yeah, so if you are struggling, just know you're not alone.
Speaker 2:We're all struggling. You may think we have it together because of our really cute pictures that we post on Instagram, right, but actually, when we turn the photo camera off, we're crying, yeah Well.
Speaker 1:I did cry today.
Speaker 2:Good it, felt good it does.
Speaker 1:It felt better, it did feel better. It's like sometimes I don't even realize. I get on the phone with my boyfriend and then he could always tell that something's wrong and I'm trying not to. And then you know, when you try to say one thing, it's like and then it just comes out. And then, yeah, when you start to say those things about yourself, like, oh, maybe I should just, maybe I'm not, maybe that, and it's like those words hold so much power that we really have to stop ourselves from saying that about ourselves, because we all have special powers and we just have to find them.
Speaker 2:Everyone does. Like we've said, we're all witches, bitches. I love being a witch. I used to the kid I used to always hope I was a witch. They used to do that thing where it's like if you had certain marks on your body, it was, it all was fake. One of them was like this freckle I have on my hand. What?
Speaker 1:did that mean? Oh, that I was a witch, you know, I would practice spells in the mirror. Nothing really happened. I mean, oh, I, I had a whole pot and we would throw like cut your hair, put it in fingernail, put it in.
Speaker 2:We didn't drink it, like powerpuff, girls, sugar and spice and everything that. What, no, what our boys bit of snakes and snails and puppy dog tails.
Speaker 1:I feel like that's what we would put that in there and make like little you know, like a little cauldron yeah. So yeah, I know I've been doing that for a long time. Maybe we need to do that tonight. Maybe we should.
Speaker 2:Maybe we're missing, like a certain ingredient.
Speaker 1:Exactly.
Speaker 2:Oh well, we're filming this on Friday, so by the time this airs on Wednesday, there's probably going to be new updates on one of the biggest stories we've been following, and that is of the infant Emmanuel Haro. Yes, so we were talking about it when we got in here. If you don't know what story we're talking about, this is a seven-month-old infant went missing August 14th in Eucopia Is that how you say it?
Speaker 2:Yes, I believe so Apparently outside of a Big Five mart. The mother claimed that she was attacked while changing his diaper. When she woke up, the baby was gone. But from the very moment she went on air to talk about this every I mean I went through the comments that one person was buying her story nope, not one person, I, but I didn't either.
Speaker 1:I mean I cause you had told you had mentioned it to me and I kind of heard a little bit about it, but I went and did a deep dive for it and it is insane. I just I get everyone deals with grief differently, Like we've talked about right, some people are stoic, some people are just uncontrollably crying, some people are angry and you can feel that, but just felt felt so off on the like the interview, just felt so, yeah, and as of just like, just as of this moment today.
Speaker 2:Earlier today, the parents were arrested on suspicion of murder. They haven't found emmanuel or his body, and I think, at this point, that's what they're looking for as a body right. Unfortunately it's devastating, but they have been arrested and you're not getting arrested and charged with suspicion of murder unless the police have something really strong to go off of.
Speaker 1:So yeah this is just it just seems very performative, of course, their interviews, and when they're talking they need to take acting class if they decide to kill a kid again.
Speaker 2:I mean, hopefully they don't decide to kill a kid again.
Speaker 1:Hopefully, they get put away for a long time. If that's the case, because they can never do this again, because the dad has a history has a history, uh, and I think it was back in 2018 that he uh his two-year-old daughter, I think it was daughter I think it was his daughter the one that still has issues today still has issues. I believe she's still in the hospital. She can't eat, she can't talk and she was a normal baby when she was born so so obviously he did something terrible to her.
Speaker 1:And the crazy thing too, people were saying they were looking at photos of Emmanuel when he was born and then they were looking at photos that they had been posting about him in the most recent moments and a lot of people were saying the way he looks, he sort of looks out of nowhere, that he kind of had down syndrome, which a lot of times is from shaking or shaken, baby syndrome so like why I just don't, like I don't under.
Speaker 2:There's so many ways to prevent having a child if you don't want one, like you're. These poor, innocent children are being brought into this earth with you know, hope and promise to have a great life and have a happy life that they deserve, and then they get put with these piece of shit, human beings who have no right. The amount of people who can't have children, who are just begging and praying to have children, who want to give children the best life, then you have these scumbags. Like hell is not hot enough for you. No, hell is. I hope. I hope to god these two fuckers get put into prison and the worst things that could happen to them happen to them absolutely. I hope she never mind. I, I should, I should stop I just any, no, anyone who harms the helpless, whether it be children or animals.
Speaker 2:It's the innocence, it's the like what the is wrong with you no, seriously it is.
Speaker 1:It should bring back public stonings no, literally, literally, it's, it's a. It's a really sad situation. They do have footage of the mom apparently throwing a black garbage bag into a dumpster, and so I'm assuming that that's probably one of the reasons why they are becoming getting arrested, becoming becoming getting arrested.
Speaker 2:And there's a chance of. I mean, they had to have gone and seen what that bag was. So I wonder if they have information right now. They're not. I just wonder what was maybe probably like?
Speaker 1:Yeah, or or was the trash already taken? Yeah, so they don't have the bag.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's true, who knows Like cause it was a dumpster it was an infant. So if that trash over there.
Speaker 1:It's gone, it's done. So that's really unfortunate and it's just. It's just. Uh, you know her stories have a lot of holes and inconsistencies and people on social media who work at that big five are commenting saying I've been, they've already been, um inter in, interviewed about the situation from the police. But they're coming on and making comments on people's social media and telling them that the mom came in the day before asking if there were surveillance cameras really around the store or around like the parking lot, and she said that she was asking because her car got broken into before there, which just doesn't I mean like yeah, I mean, it just doesn't.
Speaker 2:It just doesn't. Y'all don't watch enough. They don't watch enough true crime, right, like there's a house, like I mean again, no excuse, and this is a terrible story, but I mean, I know you watch a lot of true crime. Yes, we have all the resources to learn how to get away with pretty much anything. You are fucking idiots. Idiots and your murderers and your pieces of pieces of garbage and I hope even Satan doesn't accept you. I hope there's something darker for you.
Speaker 1:It's a really interesting situation and, like you said, the acting of it all is just insane. I mean, she said that the guy came up to her and said Hola and then socked her.
Speaker 2:Everyone is trolling the hola thing, yeah socked her and she passed out.
Speaker 1:And she, the OLA thing, yeah, socked her and she passed out.
Speaker 2:And she said she saw white and then she stood up.
Speaker 1:It's the little details and the baby was gone. And also, why are you changing your baby in the car? There's a bathroom in Big Five that you could use, and then I think they looked in the car, there was no like baby bag.
Speaker 2:There was nothing that like would show that she was changing a baby and the black eye.
Speaker 1:people were saying that before she came in to say that the baby was missing to the employees, that before she came in she already had the black eye. And if you look at the black eye, we've been in fights before. Okay, I've gotten black eyes before from other people. That shit was old.
Speaker 2:It takes a minute. It takes a minute. Normally when I'm out drinking, I fall down or something, and the bruise doesn't show up until the next day or two. I'm like what am I doing?
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know, you know, like the memes where they're like, what do girls do when they're out and they have all these bruises all over the legs? Like that is us, we know, we know how bruises work.
Speaker 2:Okay, but anyway, I mean, I, I've, I mean we're being realistic. Emmanuel is probably no longer with us. Hopefully he got his angel wings and he's flying around in heaven, you know, but I just I do hope that there's justice served and, like you know, there's answers and these two individuals never get the chance to hurt another child again.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the fact that they've. He's the dad. I'm not sure about the mom, but the dad has already hurt, yeah, some something that has already been a part of him. Yeah, you know, that's the craziest thing too. It's like this is your blood, your skin. You're like this is your DNA and you're shaking them. You're looking up how to feed a baby with a broken rib. This is insane there should be like.
Speaker 2:There's obviously CPS for like kids who are already in a bad environment, like I've experienced that. But I feel like there should be something that's in place with like. If you get pregnant, you have to go through some kind of like interview process or like. There has to be something. Even if you go adopt a puppy, they have to like come to you. A lot of times they'll come to your house or get proof that the you know your place is safe and well equipped for a puppy Like. Why aren't we doing that and checking background checks on my parents? And if you can't have a baby, then like I mean, this is the slippery slope.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know what to do with.
Speaker 2:No, I know, but there needs to be something in place for, like someone who has a history of abusing a child, should not allow the parent another child?
Speaker 1:absolutely not even with my two cats. It was during covid and I still had somebody come and check my house with a mask on and to make sure that it was okay for my two cats to be there. You can't do that for children, right? It's just insane. I think we need to figure out a different way, because it is too easy for people who should not have children to have children and it's a really sad and, like you said, a slippery slope and it's just, it's just not fair. It's not fair to, like you said, an infant, something innocent that can't speak for themselves, can't fight for themselves. Yeah, they don't know what's going on. All they're wanting to do is like show you love they want to be loved.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's all they want it's, just it's it's so sad.
Speaker 1:So, yes, we are praying for emmanuel and the rest of the family. Yes, not those two. I hope that they, like you said, rot in something that's deeper and uglier than hell.
Speaker 2:Yes, and I hope prison is fun for you. Yeah, I just I wish I had like. I wish I was like this, like gangster who had like friends in prison. Right, hey, yo, you make a phone call, I make a phone.
Speaker 1:be like, hey, yo you make a phone call.
Speaker 2:I'd make a phone call like hey over in cell block C. You know, I don't know. I watched Orange is the New Black.
Speaker 1:I'm sure we could become like pen pals with somebody in there.
Speaker 2:And like, yeah, tell them to go after them. Oh man, Well, linking back to like true crime, which?
Speaker 1:we watched whatever.
Speaker 2:So doom strolling, talking about having a hard time sleeping at night, which I happen because of all the stress factors, absolutely I have one of the most unhealthy habits is reaching over and grabbing my phone, which I should not do I like tell myself I need to put it like where I can't reach it because I'm not going to get out of bed for it. Yes, pick up my phone.
Speaker 2:It's 2, 3 am and then I start scrolling through tiktok, going down rabbit holes, because at that time of night the things on social media aren't what's normally on social media it's like there's like almost feels like the dark web, yep, and then it's 7 am and it's time to get up and I haven't gone back and my eyes are still like this, like on the screen, like scrolling yeah I just keep scrolling and then if it's like a, if it's a true crime situation cause that's a lot of times I that's my jam, I guess.
Speaker 1:I mean, I love Dateline, I love Law and Order SVU my mom and I used to watch that. Like I used to go to bed late watching Law and Order SVU with my mom, um, and so that's our thing. And so, yeah, on TikTok it's like it's just shorter versions of it, but you can deep dive into it.
Speaker 2:Oh, then you just go, because you just kick you, hit that, and then it's hundreds of videos, all the stories and all the videos.
Speaker 1:And then yeah, and then you realize, oh no, okay, Ooh, it's. I've been looking at this one story for two hours. It's so bad, we really do need to start putting our stuff there. But what are you looking at? I'm looking at, I'm looking at dateline news clips. I mean, I do it's. It's either news, news, scary, or it's like very funny. Yeah, it's one or the other. It's like hot and cold, and then in between that it's like transition videos always get me. I'm always like, oh, that's cool, I need to learn how to do that.
Speaker 2:We save it. We can like, put, put it, do our own content that we never actually do, we never do. Hey, lately mine has been. I went on a mermaid thing. Like I'm not a mermaid, like I've never been like this, like like those grown-ass adults who buy the, the fins, the mermaid, fins, and then swim around the ocean.
Speaker 2:I think they're remembering. I think those people are weird. But no, hey, maybe I'd like it. I don't know, I have a hard time swimming with. Maybe if we tried it one day, like we would enjoy it. I don't, I don't know, I have a hard time swimming with. Maybe if we tried it one day, like we would enjoy it. I don't, I don't think I would enjoy it, but I'm not a good swimmer.
Speaker 2:I think it was just like never mind, that's the black stereotype I can keep up with. I can't dance and I can't swim. Mermaids and like apparently there was a big earthquake that happened like a month ago. And this someone caught like this big pod of what looked like mermaids in the middle of the ocean like a month ago. And this someone caught like this big pod of what looked like mermaids in the middle of the ocean, it couldn't have been humans, they were too far out, yeah. And then they like zoomed in. You literally saw like a human head and back and the way they were like swimming, I'm like these bitches are aliens.
Speaker 2:I mean, I'm mermaids or maybe aliens could be both, but maybe they were, yeah, maybe so then I went down this whole rabbit hole and then I was, like you know, going into all these like deep dives of like back in the day and like South Africa, and how like they're they? They admit that mermaids are, they are real and they spot them. But I'm like, what do they look like? And then they say there's mermaids and sirens. But sirens are the evil ones, who have great voices, who lure men off their ships and they eat them. I don't know. I think it's fascinating.
Speaker 1:Actually after this. No, I love. I mean, look, Splash. Did you ever watch that movie? It's like an old 90s movie. This is like this right here. We'll put it up on the screen too, but like that.
Speaker 2:Okay, the cover? Yeah, we need to.
Speaker 1:We need to watch that, yeah, it's so good, but that's when I first fell in love with mermaids way back in the day.
Speaker 2:There's a theory about mermaids that makes sense. You know, like how dolphins are so nice and welcoming to humans. It's because they're they recognize us from the deep sea, because the mermaids look like us and they think that we're them.
Speaker 1:Honestly, I love that Right.
Speaker 2:I love that and maybe sharks and mermaids are enemies so when they see humans they eat us. That could be. I took that was my own theory. Yeah, I was like I think sharks don't even want humans.
Speaker 1:They just think that we're seals. If we're on top of the surface and your legs are dangling, they think you're like a seal or something, and so they think it's food, but they don't necessarily want to eat humans.
Speaker 2:They just they look so evil, though I'm like if sharks didn't look so mean with those teeth, like sharks and alligators and crocodiles and like piranhas. They just look evil, but it's not their fault, that's just how they were made. But they look so scary and they eat us and then I think like what?
Speaker 1:if I went up to a shark and I was like, hi, hi Bruce, hi Bruce, my name's. Bruce and fish are friends, not food. Little Nemo was it? Oh, finding Nemo great.
Speaker 2:Finding Nemo said Little Nemo, little Nemo, it's fine, little Nemo, but yes, but yeah, we should start doom scrolling because here are some facts. It's linked to lower mental well-being and life satisfaction, which you know we're all struggling with right now. A review in 2023 found bedtime scrolling leads to insomnia and poor sleep quality. Duh.
Speaker 1:And also, they also say you should turn off your screen an hour before you go to bed. I love that I'm not doing that. That's a thing.
Speaker 2:Do you sleep with your TV on? No, Do you have a TV in your bedroom? I do See I fall asleep to Family Guy or King of the Hill or something.
Speaker 1:I used to fall asleep with my TV on, but now I use like Insight Timer and it's either rain or there's a guy on there who just is so soothing and it's a meditation, a sleep meditation. It literally puts me to sleep in three minutes. I don't remember anything that he says. Uh, subconsciously, I know I do, obviously, but I I'm out within two minutes and his voice is just. He starts out by saying thank you for thank you for being here, dear soul. That's how he starts it.
Speaker 2:I don't know if I'd like that actually no, you would love it I fell asleep to the heartbeat on noisemaker. That's my favorite one because you're bum, bum, bum, bum.
Speaker 1:Kind of creepy oh.
Speaker 2:I know, maybe I'll talk to my therapist about that, okay, and then aliens, I'll throw this up here on the screen. Have you seen that new ship, the big triangular one that you're posting? Yes, and it's hard now with AI, because you never know if something is AI or if it's real. But also, I think the whole point of AI is to get us. I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but I will say TikTok, takes me down, this conspiracy rabbit hole it does.
Speaker 1:There's just so much.
Speaker 2:There's just so much. I'm like, oh, maybe that is real, but everyone's posting this, this alien ship and it's massive.
Speaker 1:The mothership is supposed to be coming in what October?
Speaker 2:Yeah, but also I said this before I don't trust the politicians and the scientists to tell us the actual truth. If there's a mothership going to land here, they're not going to. Let us know that, because what do you think humans are going to do when you tell them we're about to be invaded by aliens? Panic People are going to go fucking back. No one's going to pay their bills, no one's going to go to their jobs. They're going to start looting. Violence is going to break out like.
Speaker 1:We're not going to know what's happening until it's happening all the comments are like okay, great, so I can just like quit everything then, and that's what people will do. I mean, when the pandemic happened.
Speaker 2:Everyone took that as like well, I guess I'm not, I don't have to do anything, right, any responsibilities, right right? So imagine aliens are invading something we have never seen, as I mean like we said before time and time again, they're already here.
Speaker 1:Okay, maybe they're just feeling more brave and confident to show up and show out, and I don't know, I can't. It's already so heavy and weird here that it's like maybe they'd be a good thing to come here. And no, they're already here to come and show themselves. But what?
Speaker 2:if they're hostile. Well, you know, we have all these crazy-ass robots running around now. Maybe they're getting those prepared to take on the aliens. Maybe, Because they're way too smart. Have you all seen the RizBot? Have you seen the RizBot? Oh, in West Hollywood. Well, they have them in different cities now, but the RizBot goes up and will be like hey ma and hey ma, and like he talks to you like that hey ma, your hair's so pretty. It makes like does pick-up lines to girls.
Speaker 2:Or he'll insult you and say something like really mean to you, and then they program that like ha ha ha, like crazy, like laugh it's funny. But like it knows what you're wearing, it'll go up to you and tell you your crimped hair, your gold chain necklace your you know?
Speaker 1:how do they know this? Yeah, I don't know. There's, there's been, there's been a lot of images that I've seen and, like I said, I just feel like it's all AI. But like I don't know, and you know, what's crazy is that there are going to be people in this world that start to fall in love with these.
Speaker 2:Well, these, these robots, and start to have relationships with them. You know that's going to happen gonna happen.
Speaker 1:They're gonna figure it out how you can. These things are gonna be procreating.
Speaker 2:Well, it's like the incels of the world which are all up in my dms all the time. Who, by the way? Somebody I'm sure you're watching this who has messaged me from six different numbers as we, asking for a picture of my asshole. It's never gonna happen, but all the only person who's sending those messages are incels and people who are going to find a way to fuck a robot and marry one. Well, also, it's like we just posted. I mean, people already do that. I mean, yeah, they already.
Speaker 1:As our sex bots are. I think, yes, they already do do that, but this would be on a whole different level. We're going to be seeing humans walking around holding hands with robots and they're going to be married to them or in relationships with them or I don't know, like having kids, I mean, I don't know like the. It's like it's endless of the things that they can, I know, provide and program.
Speaker 2:I know and for people who just need, like you can program, like we've watched all these, like in the last couple years, all these ai bot movies come out the me one, the Companion, which came out this past year, megan, megan Program these bots to like, do what you want and to tell you know, to fall in love with you and to give you the things you can't find from humans. So I think it's a matter of time. I hope to God it's not in the next, I mean I think it'll be in our lifetime for sure, but maybe be, I mean hopefully- we'll be like on a beach, retired in cabo.
Speaker 2:But, like you know, that's why I'm, I think, if even afraid to have kids. I think when we have kids and they're coming up, this is the shit they're gonna have to deal with. They're gonna have they're gonna come home from school and complain about the bully, the robot bully on the playground he farted in my face.
Speaker 1:He hacked my Venmo account lunch money. I cannot, oh my, okay. But if aliens did pull up, like right now, what's the first thing you're grabbing? What are you taking with you?
Speaker 2:God, I don't. I think about that a lot. Like in the middle of the night it happens and I don't wear clothes to bed. So I'm like, if I don't have time to put on clothes, we're running out naked.
Speaker 1:We're running out naked, I probably, I think I, I don't know, I, I, I mean, I don't have my cats, I guess. Yeah, I don't have any creatures?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I guess my cats. Maybe a phone charger is smart. I always forget about phone charger and then like wallet and maybe my passport, but I don't know if I need a passport to space, because they're going to beam me up.
Speaker 1:I don't think the aliens like if the aliens are taking us, they're not going to need a passport. Oh my gosh, that would be actually really funny, that would be so fun. I mean, you know, I think we would, I think we'd be, I think we would, uh, we would do good in that situation.
Speaker 2:We'll go into space and be only fans. Martins, yes, you know, we can teach them.
Speaker 1:I mean just like, even we posted a picture, we posted like some pictures the other day and we have, um, oh yeah, foot fetish, yes. And it's funny because when we were taking those pictures and sometimes I'm like, yeah, are these real people telling us this? Are these bots coming at us? Or like, what is what's happening like on social media? Are you a real person, like saying this weird creepy stuff? It's like. And it's funny because when we were taking the photos, I remember asking should we wear socks? I know, because I do know there's creepy ass people out there with feet fetishes.
Speaker 2:I mean I bet we're both on.
Speaker 1:Wiki. Have you looked up your Wiki feet? Well, no, Kayla and I were like we're just going to start posting videos of our feet and see how much money we can uh, we can make from it, because the amount of people on these photos that we posted and we're wearing sweatpants we're not even in sexy outfits, we're literally in boys lie sweatpants. Okay, Vanessa.
Speaker 2:Curry's feet, looky feet. If you don't know, look this up.
Speaker 1:Oh my gosh. Okay, hold on, if my feet your feet have 4.81 stars, and then this is all.
Speaker 2:Are these you? Oh, from years and years ago, kayla, stop.
Speaker 1:Look, kayla, stop look at all these. You didn't know this existed. I had no idea it's like, and they'll find photos from forever. Oh yeah, oh my god, that is from like 2009. Yeah, do you have?
Speaker 2:4.81. Let's see what mine is 4.1.
Speaker 1:I thought you said 4.81 okay, 4.81, I'll take a 4.1. Kayla, wait, that's wild, you guys. I didn't, I'm like turning red mine is uh.
Speaker 2:Oh, our new photos are on mine. Of course they are, and uh 4.92.
Speaker 1:Oh my goodness, yes, okay. So yeah, we do. We just need to start like seeing how much money we can make from our feet. That is insane, you guys. I've never seen this over.
Speaker 2:Who is running these pages is what I want to know. If you're watching this, you're running these pages let me know, let us know how to get our score up to a 5.0. Exactly what do we need to do? That's what we want.
Speaker 1:But it was crazy. I remember texting Kayla saying, wow, these feet comments are insane. Maybe we should start selling feet pictures, like putting milk and honey all over our feet and selling those Just selling it out.
Speaker 2:See what happens. I'm not and I won't do OnlyFans. I'm not going to post nude but like my feet are already on the internet, clearly, and if we can make money from them and I don't think like it's going to ruin my chances of going home for the holidays, I think my parents would understand and it wasn't up until a few years ago that we had to think about that, about our feet being on pictures. Without some perv jer, I never my ex-boyfriend wouldn't even touch my feet. I didn't even know like feet were. I don't even really like my own feet. I hate my feet. They're huge and I'm always missing a toenail.
Speaker 1:And even with the toenail missing, they are going after her feet. I'm telling you this was the craziest I've never experienced. I know she gets like a lot of creepy things like that, but I've never had a creepy situation like that with feet. To be honest, the worst thing I've had is someone like offer you know?
Speaker 1:Oh, I threw away my holy socks that were in the last episode that we did and I posted a funny video about it on my Tik TOK, about throwing it away, and I got a DM from some random person saying how much you should have sold them and I kind of now wish I would have just been like, well, how much I'll send them to you right, kind of now wish I would have just been like, well, how much I'll send them to you right now in the mail, like I, I wish, I wish I I did. But I just the trash was already out at that point and so I before I, before I saw it, and damn it, I didn't do it.
Speaker 2:But that is insane, you guys well, you know, like sydney sweeney's doing all this, like really, what was she selling recently? Oh her, a candle that well smells like your vagina well, that was uh something.
Speaker 2:When the no, that yeah but then Cindy Sweeney did something recently, like she was in the bath or maybe just it's a soap, it's a soap that smells like her or something. Okay, and anyway, people will do this. So I'm thinking what if we did the thing where we like get some like custom milk and honey socks, we sit online, we put them on they can see it, you it. We'll run around and then we'll take them off and then we'll sell them. We're going to say they're so sweaty, $100 a pop.
Speaker 1:You think that's enough, or should it be more?
Speaker 2:I think people would pay more Do we both wear them? They go on my foot, I think. If they're double foot, double foot, double foot Double, dipped, double dipped. Double dipped feet, double foot.
Speaker 1:Double dip, double dips. They're double dips, double dipped feet that's going to be the name of our feet. Double dipped feet yes.
Speaker 2:And that my friends.
Speaker 1:For your low price of $2.99,.
Speaker 2:these can be yours To do with whatever you. Please Just don't let us know what that is.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't want to know, I don't want to know. I just don't want to know, want to know, I just don't want to know. But yeah, great Good times. That's the world. Good times, that is the world that we're living in. That was the first time I've ever experienced that, like I'm still kind of hot.
Speaker 1:You didn't know that I didn't know that wiki like feet was a thing. I knew I've heard of it but I've never. I was on it. I'm going to, I guess People like my feet 4.82. I keep hitting this oh my gosh.
Speaker 2:Okay. So the world obviously is in the shitter. The plague, you guys, the plague. Okay, someone in California this month, in South Lake Tahoe, tested positive for the plague, likely from a flea while camping. Ok, a county health official said the plague is rare but several rodents in Tahoe have tested positive in recent years. Cool, cool, thanks for telling us, thanks for letting us know that this has been a thing in the last. If we're talking about freaking diseases that were around back in the freaking like Gilded Age, like what, what the hell?
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, no, yeah, no, I mean it's. It is very scary.
Speaker 2:at least they did say that the person is home and uh, recovering with antibiotics so when caught early, I'm a person who gets sick and I push it off and I'm not going to go to the doctor because my health I don't really think I have health insurance right now, for being honest, for sure, I think I just got, I think it just got canceled.
Speaker 2:I think I think atna or whatever, whatever, no, kaiser, I think I canceled me, but also from a flea and I just yeah, like that's just this, it's's a fleet is this big you guys, and they're everywhere, like, especially in the woods. How?
Speaker 1:is this tiny little thing carrying this big, this big deathly historical plague situation that you can just die from. I mean it's, it is. Yeah, it's interesting, it's very scary. But honestly, sometimes I look at the world, I'm like bite me flea, I mean in this climate sure, fleas, aliens, mermaids yes, just take me, maybe we are them, and that's why we're like, we're ready, we're what? I'm a mermaid, I'm an alien, we're all those. I'm a flea that maybe I'm a plague carrier.
Speaker 2:So that's why, you know, maybe I, maybe I carry the flag.
Speaker 1:So I don't know, I just it's it's very interesting times, but I do. And again, this is a conspiracy, situation theory, whatever you want to call it. But it's like do you think that they're just giving a story sometimes to defer us to other, bigger situations that are going on? We don't have to get into it, but like the Epstein files, right, like everyone wants to know, like what's going on, and now we have other things that are scaring people.
Speaker 2:We're the most ADD people ever. It's literally like you change the subject on us. We're like, okay, we'll come with Yep, and then we forgot what we were really pissed off about which is why it's important. When, like celebrities get like in trouble for something, it's like stay off social media, just stay off social media, because You're not going to be yes, because we are so ADD we can't focus.
Speaker 1:We can't. So I don't know, I mean hopefully not that I want this to be true, but hopefully that did happen.
Speaker 2:It's not like some false story that they're just using to scare us all into the plague story. Staying home yeah, I know, I think it's true. I don't think the economy wants COVID.
Speaker 1:That's true. I don't think people would anyway Like, even if you tried to get people to stay home, no one's staying home, no one's staying home.
Speaker 2:I mean I didn't. I mean Florida, we didn't stay home, I was in Florida. I mean, yeah, you were in Florida, so that's we got. It literally was like I remember I was out at well, I'm just going to finish my Aperol Spritz and no one took it seriously, Of course. And then of course, we took it seriously for all of like two weeks, and then Florida was like let's just move all the tables outside, you can come, still party and like I mean very irresponsible.
Speaker 2:I'm not condoning it, but like that is just kind of how I know New York and LA especially. Oh yeah, we were shut down.
Speaker 1:We were shut. I mean, I couldn't even go to my pool at the time, yeah, like even our pool was shut down, which is outside, which is funny when you think about it now. I mean I was going to a park in a mask, yeah, like I didn't have a balcony at the time, so I lived next door or across the street from a park at the time, so I would go out there just to get some air and be outside. But even then everyone was wearing masks. Yeah, outside, yeah.
Speaker 2:Which is interesting. I mean yeah, I mean, some of us did that too, yeah, I had friends who would like want to visit me, but they'd sit at the end of the driveway with their mask on to talk to me. I'm like leave, I'm not doing all that. Yeah, I mean, I'm a big fan of like staying safe, but if you're gonna wear a mask 20 feet away from me, like just text me. Yeah.
Speaker 1:We had Zoom. Yeah, just Zoom. I mean, honestly, one thing I will take from that moment is that I did get a lot of a lot, a lot closer to people because Zoom was so fun. Yeah, it was a thing. We'd have Zoom. My first Coachella experience was on Zoom, really yeah, because Coachella was obviously canceled but they had some live situations. My friends were like come on, hop on, and some of my friends would have lights going on. Oh cute.
Speaker 2:We should do that now. I know Because I'm leaving my house a lot of times, so that's a way to get me out. It's like I'll get a bottle of wine at my place, but we don't Even my family, my extended family.
Speaker 1:We would do, you know, zoom calls with. There's not a lot of us, but we would across the country and everything and we'd get on a Zoom call and I hadn't seen some of those people in years. I saw them multiple times, you know. And then life happens and now we're back to we don't really see them anymore, you know but weird, it is weird. It feels like the pandemic was yesterday, but it also feels like it was like 10 years ago.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what was it? Twenty, twenty, nineteen to twenty.
Speaker 1:I mean twenty twenty two, kind of twenty twenty one. Twenty twenty two is still like iffy, I guess. So we shut down. Just an interesting time and space it was.
Speaker 2:Well, next week we are going to dive into a lot of what it was like being a millennial, especially back then. So we're going to be talking about some of the artists and the activities and the candies and the games and the trends that we had to keep up with that are no longer in style, I know because I've been learning that I'm. A lot of things I do now are, as my little 14 year old says, aunt kayla, you're so cringe. Oh right, you little bitch, sit down.
Speaker 1:No birthday card for you this year oh, it's like my sister, because I'm nine years younger than her, so she'd always be like you keep me young, and I'm like, no, I don't keep you young anymore.
Speaker 1:No, we're both there, I'm right where you are now. We're in the same boat, but yeah, it'll be fun. We're going to have lots of discussions about that, and yeah, so stay tuned for next week. That's right, it's going to be a fun one, it is? Kayla had to buy some of our toys off of eBay, so let's just put it that way yes, I had to buy some vintage items Vintage because we're vintage.
Speaker 2:now we are vintage, yep, vintage and cringy is what we are. But even though we are vintage.
Speaker 1:Oh, here it goes. We are still going to be the best ingredients that you will have when we serve you your tea, and we'll see you next time. We'll see you next time, bye.
