Episode 25: Haunted Honeys w/ Kayla Becker and Vanessa Curry

The wigs are synthetic, the costumes don’t fit, and the candy’s probably expired — welcome to our Halloween episode. Kayla’s Chucky, Vanessa’s M3GAN (in a child’s costume that barely qualifies as legal), and the studio looks like a Spirit Halloween on its last legs.

We kick things off with our trick-or-treat bucket game,  part sugar, part humiliation, then move into Haunted 911, where we read real (and maybe fake) emergency stories involving medical skeletons, haunted Alexas, and suspicious humming in Savannah. After that, it’s This or That: Horror Edition, where we settle the truly important debates: haunted house or scary movie, Freddy or Jason, candy corn or eternal suffering.

And just when we think we’ve survived the night, Pennywise and Jason crash the studio for a surprise interview. No script, no warning, just two horror icons, one silent killer, and us trying to keep it together on mic.

It’s spooky, it’s stupid, and it’s very on brand.

Transcript

Halloween Costumes Go Wrong

SPEAKER_02 0:31

Hello everyone, girls and goals. Welcome to Milk and Honey's, our Halloween episode. I'm not sure if you can tell. I'm extremely excited about this episode. I've only waited since episode one to do this. My name is Kayla Becker, aka Jackie, sitting next to the beautiful. She's a doll, ladies and gentlemen.

SPEAKER_03 0:51

Yes. I am Vanessa Curry, aka Megan, your favorite homicidal Barbie. And yes, um this was supposed to be an adult small, but it's actually a child six. So, you know, I'm what head movement away from jail time today.

SPEAKER_02 1:11

Well, just keep your legs as close as possible for this.

SPEAKER_03 1:14

I have I have shorts under here, but like what is happening?

SPEAKER_02 1:17

I take responsibility. So I uh ran to Spirit Halloween, and yes, we're calling out Spirit Halloween. You gotta do better. You're not called Timu, and that was Timu. Yes. This we're it's the same, it was the same section. Both of our packages said adult small. And I was considering getting extra smalls. Even mine is an adult small and a little big. And then Vanessa puts this.

SPEAKER_03 1:37

I love you guys. It doesn't even fit my arms. It doesn't fit. I can't really breathe because this is like choking me. And like it's it's crazy, but like I can't even zip it. I can't zip it.

SPEAKER_02 1:49

You know what I mean? Listen, it's all about the being in the spirit of Halloween. Um, and we thought we have had the actual voice of Megan on the show once. We have a good idea. Yes, and uh so so yeah, that this is this is Halloween, and we also decorated our studio, which is funny. I was telling Vanessa, I was like, oh, I'm gonna have to go to the store and spend a lot of money to find decorations for the studio. And I'm like, oh no, but this is up in my house all year round.

SPEAKER_03 2:13

Yes, all of these things are in her house currently, always, always. So yeah, we are uh we are in the Halloween spirit. Um, I will say, you know, I think it was a little sabotage going on here with my co-host.

Decorating On A Horror Lover’s Budget

SPEAKER_02 2:28

But we are being sabotaged by Spirit Halloween.

SPEAKER_03 2:31

Look at this wig. I don't even know. I couldn't figure out where there's like four parts in it. I mean, yeah, this wig, it's like obviously I didn't go to Mariah Hare because like what is happening here? Like, it's really kind of pretty on this side, and I don't know what's going on with this side. And it's giving synthetic, which is what it is.

SPEAKER_02 2:49

I think we could do, I mean, listen, these weren't like these costumes are$50 a pot. We could do a little bit better than that. Yeah, this is like a$15 costume. So again, spirit hallowed are calling you out. I mean, we're gonna tag you in this video. Do better, please.

SPEAKER_03 3:01

Please, because this is where is this a a child's or this is this is a child's extra small. This is like this, I don't know. I don't get it. But here we are, and thank goodness I had this little skirt that kind of like matched with it. Yes. The tights are ripped because like I couldn't fit the tights up because they're again a size six. You made it work. Children's.

SPEAKER_02 3:21

You made it work. Also, I want to give a quick shout out. My shoes, I need to make sure I'm not flashy anybody. I don't know if you're gonna see them. I'll post them. These are uh custom Chucky sneakers by my boy Mosh. Um, you may have heard of him. He does sneakers for professional teams, but every year he makes me a Halloween-themed sneaker, which is so perfect that I have my Chucky one. So, shout out to Mosh. She has a new pair of the this year was Michael Myers, so go check them out if you want to go get your custom Michael Myers. I love them. Thank you. I know I told her she used to wear them more. So I'm gonna ruin them, but I should. I have like six pairs of like different ones. My first ones uh were um a pennywise pair, which he like hand painted on, which are really great. So well, um, Halloween, it's a couple days away from today. Yes. What are your Halloween plans? I know we talked about this before, but what are you doing?

SPEAKER_03 4:08

We did. I will be in Vegas uh and celebrating there. Yeah. Yeah. Why not? I'm not sure if like actually, I think I probably will dress up for Halloween. You're gonna wear this? Do you should wear this to Drace?

SPEAKER_04 4:21

I don't get a dress outfit. Please do it.

Vegas Plans And Childhood Halloween

SPEAKER_03 4:25

That would honestly make like I'm not trying to like embarrass my man, but like sometimes it's fine.

SPEAKER_02 4:33

Listen, just take the the shorts off after. I think he'll love it. I think the fact that it doesn't cover any of the goods is probably exactly what he wants. Hey baby, wear that after the party. Um well, yes, like I said, Halloween's always been my favorite uh time of year. I think it's because when I was a kid, when I was right, well, when I was a really little kid, before I moved into Foster home, it was like we were poor. And so we'd find out where the richest neighborhoods were, we'd take our big pillowcase with us, because you use a pillowcase, not a bucket, because you can get way more food, way more candy. You knew which houses to go to that gave big, good candy bars. And then we go home and swap with all your siblings. And this was before people were putting razor blades in their candy. This is before the world went super crazy. Right.

SPEAKER_03 5:12

Because we did that too. We did have buckets, but I think as we got a teensy bit older, we would realize the same thing. Yeah. You get a lot more candy if you just put it in a pillowcase. Yes. So that's what we did too. And yeah, it's just I love Halloween. Me too. Oh, good.

SPEAKER_02 5:28

You love like the the the fun parts of it, not the getting scared part.

SPEAKER_03 5:32

No, see, I do, I love haunted houses. Oh, you do because I feel like when I'm scared with a group, I just laugh to the point where I'm trying not to pee myself.

SPEAKER_02 5:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 5:40

So it's just funny. Like I'm scared, but it's funny. So that's why I love Halloween. And it was my dad's favorite holiday. My dad my dad would dress up, I mean, took it so seriously. Like he What costume do you remember him wearing? Um, I remember him being a referee one year, and he was really excited about that. Like he like was really had the whistle, it would blow out all the things. And then I do remember him being um this like old man with he had wore this mask, and it was like an old man with a cigar. And so he would just walk around the whole, like in his normal clothes, but like with his drink that he always had as screwdriver, and he would just go around like posing like a little old man, and it's always really fun. It was cute. Like, I was like, okay, dad. I love the commitment to it.

SPEAKER_02 6:24

Oh, he was so committed, so committed. Um well, listen, this episode we're just gonna have a lot of fun, play a lot of games, QA's, and so uh I think we should get started. Speaking of candy buckets and pillowcases, I did bring a candy bucket. Mm-hmm. Um courtesy of CVS. Um lots of small, small candies in there, you know. I ate like five of these before we got here. Oh, I'm about to eat some during the summer. So we're gonna go through this. It's a trick or treat bucket. So there are gonna be some tricks and some treats in this bucket with prompts. If it's a treat, you can take a piece of candy. If it's a trick, you have to do what it tells you to do. Okay. So are you ready to start? Yeah. Ready? Am I gonna start? You're gonna start. Okay. Get her in there.

SPEAKER_03 7:10

Trick. Speak only in spooky ASMR whispers until the next person finishes their question.

SPEAKER_02 7:19

This is what's funny. Is that's the one I almost didn't put in there? I was like, this was gonna be so hard. Okay, I will do it. Is that your ASMR? Okay, well we go. I have a treat. What's something you did as a kid that still haunts you this day? That's a weird one.

unknown 7:38

For Halloween.

SPEAKER_03 7:40

I love that she was the one that actually made these ones this time, but she always was like, that's a weird one. That's a weird one. Yeah, I keep doing it. That's a weird one.

SPEAKER_02 7:50

She should be talking about it. I think I was saying it still haunts me to this day, but okay, actually, I'll tell you. So after I moved into my with my new family, they were very, it was very religious family, so they were very against Halloween. So we weren't allowed to dress up. So, but instead, we all dress up as angels. We wore sheets with like little um, what do you call like um little halos? And we weren't allowed to go trick, so instead we go door-to-door treating people to like homemade pies. And so instead of hanging out with our friends to go trick or treating, we had to go dress up as angels and treat people. And that will haunt me to the day I die.

Trick-Or-Treat Bucket: Games Begin

SPEAKER_03 8:28

That's that's haunting right now. I know, mom and dad, we gotta do better.

SPEAKER_02 8:35

I think they're better about uh Halloween now. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 8:39

I'm sorry, I was not ready for that one. Okay, okay. Treat. If your ex was a horror movie villain, who would they be and why? Oh my gosh. That's scary.

SPEAKER_02 8:58

Um I think mine would be like, oh, I am my answer. No, but I want you to answer too. Okay, sorry, you go first.

SPEAKER_03 9:08

No, I want you because you already know. Answer yours. Come on, I'm giving it to you.

SPEAKER_02 9:11

I mean just like a which ex. So like I think one of my exes would be I think a Freddie Krueger, because Freddie Krueger is really funny and like, but also like, and also still haunts me in my dreams. So that would be mine.

SPEAKER_03 9:26

Well, like, what's the what's the biggest villain that was just like abusive? Oh god, well, this just took a turn. Whew!

SPEAKER_02 9:33

My hair's getting a big one. Whatever villain that is, that is my ex. I mean, maybe like maybe like Michael Myers, but he was abusive to his family.

SPEAKER_03 9:42

Mine would be Michael Myers. Michael Myers.

SPEAKER_04 9:45

Well, okay, this isn't me. Let's do another one.

SPEAKER_02 9:49

We start a whole trauma section on a Halloween episode. Oh, trick. Eat a piece of candy without using your hands and make eye contact the whole time. We have to at least get it out though, right?

SPEAKER_03 10:01

Yeah, because like but then but then what?

SPEAKER_02 10:04

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 10:05

I think you yeah, I think yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:08

Open it without using my hands. Yeah, well, you have to figure that out.

SPEAKER_03 10:12

Like I can use my hand though.

SPEAKER_04 10:26

Wait, I think I can't.

SPEAKER_03 10:30

And it's still sticky.

SPEAKER_04 10:33

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 10:36

See, this is how you play the game, you guys. You get somebody to use their hands so that you don't have to.

SPEAKER_04 10:44

Yeah. I think we should. Shut up.

SPEAKER_03 10:49

This is my favorite hollow thing. Okay. Let's see what's in here. My hair's falling off. Okay. Trick. Give your best dramatic death scene right now. Bonus points for sound effects. You wanna make a death scene? Okay, ready? I'm gonna take a sip of my Don't do this to me.

SPEAKER_04 11:24

If I didn't see you, I don't know if you Did you like that? That was really good. Good job.

SPEAKER_03 11:34

Thank you. That's why she's an actress. I'll be here all episodes.

SPEAKER_02 11:39

Um treat. Would you rather get haunted by your ex or possessed by your mom? Haunted by my ex. Definitely haunted by my ex. If my mom was possessed, I'd be like, girl, are you good? My mom came to my apartment when my got my first apartment, and she went through my freezer, found all my alcohol, and poured it down the drain. And that's what I imagine my mom doing if she's possessing me. Going through my apartment and just getting rid of all my alcohol. That'd be the worst, the worst haunting. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 12:12

That was great. Okay, we're doing one more. We'll do one more. Okay. Okay, last one. This is too fun. Wait, if there's even one more in there. No, I think there is. I see one. Okay, let's see. I got so many tricks today. Confess one creepy or weird thing you've done that you've never told anyone until now. Um the creepiest thing that I've done.

SPEAKER_02 12:41

We like stood out of anybody's apartment without them knowing. Like Michael Meyer style, just staring into the window.

SPEAKER_03 12:49

Um You know, one time, I don't know if that's creepy though. This woman, one time when I was a hostess at a restaurant, she was like screaming at me, and I just stared at her because like in my head, I was like, What do you want me to do about it? And I felt like it was creepy, and I think like I creeped her out so much that gave her like a dead page. She kind of, yeah, she kind of like gave up and like probably cussed at me and then left. And I was like, Okay.

SPEAKER_02 13:18

Maybe you have a future in like serial killing or something.

SPEAKER_03 13:20

Yeah, maybe because she was just yelling, she like threw money at me, and I was just in my head, I'm like, Yeah, throw more. Throw more, throw more money. Okay, take it, give it to me. And then I think I just made her so uncomfortable that it made her leave. So that's perfect, great creep.

SPEAKER_02 13:36

Instead of like you're on TikTok and everyone has their phones out, who's like the loudest and the most obnoxious in a fight, but yeah, maybe that's the trick. Like from now on, someone's disrespect to you. Like you just stare at them and be like, Yeah, sick of the case.

SPEAKER_03 13:47

That's what I did. And I got five bucks because she threw five dollars at me. That's amazing. I was like, So you can get paid for being creepy. Yeah, I was like, enjoy fighting your car. Like, I have your money for it. You know, it's like things like that. Yeah, it was great.

SPEAKER_02 14:01

I love that. Yeah. Well, before we move on, do you want any candy to snack on? What's in there? So we have her rebo, gummy bears, which I love me some gummies, obviously Twizzlers, Jolly Ran Turk, Lollipop, Reese's. You like Reese's, too.

SPEAKER_03 14:15

Oh, I'll do a Reese's, yeah. Yeah, I'll do a Reese's.

SPEAKER_02 14:17

What's your least like like watching that? We'll talk about that in a minute, actually. I won't ask you yet.

SPEAKER_03 14:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 14:22

Okay, so now we're gonna move on. Now that we've gotten that out of the way, a little game called uh The Haunted 911, true or false. So I'm gonna read some um 911 calls, but well, some of them are fake and some of them are real. Yep. And I don't want you to peek, I want you to be able to guess which ones are fake and which ones are real. Okay. See if it makes, you know.

SPEAKER_03 14:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:41

And you guys do the same. Here we go.

SPEAKER_03 14:43

Oh no, I can't get your chocolate on this. We have to we have to return it.

Rapid Fire Tricks And Confessions

SPEAKER_02 14:48

Just sit in a chocolate. Tell them that's not what it's on there. We wiped our ass on this because it was a size of toilet paper. I mean, I didn't even need it. Okay. It's Halloween night in Austin, Texas. A guy's setting up his lawn, decorations, fog machine, fake tombstones, the usual. When he looks across the street and sees his neighbor hanging what looks like a really realistic skeleton from the porch. Like the detail is insane. The teeth are chipped, the vertebrae look too natural. He goes over and says, Bro, where'd you get that thing? The neighbor proudly says, Estate sale. Great deal. Smells kind of weird though. The next morning the smell gets worse. So the guy calls 911. Hey, I think my neighbor's using like real bones. Police show up. They confirm it. The skeleton was from a medical supply warehouse that used to sell authentic models, anatomical models before it shut down. So yeah, this man was out here casually hanging someone's grandpa above a fog machine. Do you think that's true or fake?

SPEAKER_03 15:44

I think that's true.

SPEAKER_02 15:47

It is, huh? It really did happen. It was an accident. Could you imagine like driving down? Like, I think that looks like grandpa.

SPEAKER_03 15:54

The crazy thing is, is that when you go and study, you know, anatomy and stuff, sometimes they do have bones. Yeah and real.

SPEAKER_02 16:02

But the guy did on accident. He didn't even do it. It was just like, I don't know how he got his hands on it, but he was hanging real life bones in his yard.

SPEAKER_03 16:10

But I mean, how cool is that?

SPEAKER_02 16:11

I mean, he had to take it down.

SPEAKER_03 16:13

Well, yeah, obviously. Now they're like, well, we need to see what's going on here.

SPEAKER_02 16:17

Like, where are these from? Okay. Imagine getting like being a family member without getting that phone call. Like, hey, sorry to let you know. But your family member has been hung in someone's yard. Honestly, if that if you get that call about me, let it be. Comical. I want to be bone hung in people's yards for Halloween.

SPEAKER_03 16:34

I'm I'm donating everything. So it's like, if someone gets a donation of my bones, then do with it what you will. Do with it, yeah. You know. Literally.

SPEAKER_02 16:43

If you want to decorate with me, I'm honored.

SPEAKER_03 16:45

Exactly. Okay. I'm gonna be the next one. All right, you guys. This is called the haunted Alexa. A woman in Seattle calls 911 at 3 a.m., whispering, there's a voice in my house. Dispatch asks if someone's inside. She says, No, it's my Alexa. Apparently, the smart speaker woke itself up and started laughing. Not like a cute giggle, a fee a full demonic hee hee hee hee hee in the dark. Then she claims Alexa whispered her name and asked if she wanted to play a game. Cops arrive, check the house, find no one, but Alexa still plugged in. Light ring glowing red. They asked it a question just to be funny. Alexa, are you haunted? It responds, that depends. Are you alone? They unplugged it, left it on the porch, and wrote, Technology malfunction in the report. True or false?

SPEAKER_02 17:48

I mean, look, we saw Megan. That sounds like some shit Megan would pull off. Yeah. Some stuff she did. Yeah. And I could see people hacking into AI to make this like a you know a real thing. So I feel like it'd be like a true story.

SPEAKER_03 18:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:01

I wish, I wish it was. But that was.

SPEAKER_03 18:04

But to say a good idea. Yeah, but to say that it won't happen one day, it will happen one day. Like they're gonna take over. They're gonna be smarter.

SPEAKER_02 18:12

I think that's a great idea.

SPEAKER_03 18:13

They're gonna be smarter.

SPEAKER_02 18:14

Okay, now we have the ghosts in apartment 29. Ooh. And Savannah, Georgia, one of my favorite cities, by the way. One of the most haunted cities in the U.S. That's why it's one of my favorite cities, by the way. A woman calls 911 three nights in a row. She says every night around 2 a.m. she hears footsteps pacing above her. Problem is she lives on the top floor. Police check it out. No intruder, nothing unusual. They tell her it's just the pipes. But the next night, it happens again. This time she records humming through the event, a soft old-fashioned tune, like a 1920s lullaby. An officer comes back, takes photos of the hallway for documentation, and when he checks his phone the next morning, one photo has something on it. In the reflection of a window, a woman in a flapper dress, face blurred, standing behind him. Ooh, I'm getting a huge bibis. He tries to show the tenant, but the photo's gone. Just a black screen. To this day, apartment 29 has been rented out. The listing agent's note literally says available, pinning spiritual clearance. That sounds. I don't know. I mean This one this one actually did it sound real fake to you.

SPEAKER_03 19:19

I mean, this one sounds pretty real today. It is.

SPEAKER_02 19:23

Savannah PD really locked multiple unexplained noises at the same historic complex in 2018. Locals said it was built over a prohibition era club where a singer died in a fire. Tennant still report humming at 2 a.m. Woo! The teen match is a 1926 recording found on City Archives. I just got chills.

SPEAKER_03 19:39

That is crazy, but that's how you know if you don't believe in afterlife.

SPEAKER_02 19:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:44

I mean, come on.

SPEAKER_02 19:46

Do you want to go stay there?

SPEAKER_03 19:47

I would love that.

SPEAKER_02 19:50

Listen, we could dress up as little flapper girls. We could play her favorite song. And we'll just keep like dancing and you know, the morning.

SPEAKER_03 19:56

I listen, we've talked about this before. I love my ghosts. Okay. I love my spirit guides. Like, come on in. Like, we're all family and friends, you know. If you scare me and I laugh, like, don't keep scaring me. But like, let's have fun, you know?

Haunted 911: True Or False

SPEAKER_02 20:08

I still think sometimes, like when I'm laying in my bed at night, because I leave my bedroom door open into the living room, airflow. Same. But sometimes I wake up the middle of the night and I look into my couch and I feel I swear to God, I almost see the same person sitting there. I see someone sitting on the corner, the left, the right side corner of my couch and just sitting and staring forward at the TV. And I I've seen it like three times. I'm always thinking maybe I'm just like seeing things, but like, no, it's like a full head and shoulder, and I just see it. And sometimes I'll call out to it, like, hey, you're good. Just like, and then my TV randomly turns on. So I'm pretty sure I have a ghost. And since like years ago, when I first moved in, I would leave town for work for days, and I'm very good about turning everything on. I'd come home, and the the there's a a horror channel that just pops up. Every time I came home, it would be not every time, but every sometimes it would be on when I got back. Okay. I think my place is haunted. I mean I probably should have told you before you came over all these times. No, it's fine.

SPEAKER_03 20:58

Like I love it. I mean, these dolls are in her house 24-7. I know your place is haunted.

SPEAKER_02 21:03

And this is like I already know that, okay? The movie Talk to Me, which is one of my favorite movies that came out in the last few years, um, by the Philippo brothers, they as an A24 movie that was an embalmed hand. So you hold it and they say, Let me in. And then you get possessed by a demon, and then it possesses you until like you're able to like take your hand off the hand.

SPEAKER_03 21:24

That's crazy. I mean, as long as it possesses me to just like be successful, then like I don't think that's that's fine.

SPEAKER_02 21:29

I don't think that's the emotional. You could be on it. I'm there right there with you. Successful at like carrying out its murderous adventures, yes. You'll have an Ed Gean serial killer troll made about you.

SPEAKER_03 21:42

Oh my god. Okay, we have another one for you guys. The pumpkin possession. Okay. In Ohio, a guy carves a jack-o'-lantern, posts it on Facebook, and goes to bed. Around 3 a.m., he hears a crash from the kitchen. He walks out and finds the pumpkin shattered on the floor, seeds everywhere, and the carving knife sticking straight into the wall behind him. He calls 911, swearing the pumpkin tried to kill me. Could you imagine? Cops show up expecting a domestic dispute. But he's standing there with pumpkin guts on his pajamas. They check his ring camera to prove he's not nuts. And sure enough, something does move through the kitchen. They zoom in, it's not a spirit, it's a raccoon that broke through the window screen, climbed onto the counter, knocked over the pumpkin, and somehow launched the knife. Like Final Destination sequel. Do you think that that is true or false?

SPEAKER_02 22:50

That sounds a little false to me. I don't know. What do you think? It is false.

SPEAKER_03 22:54

It is false, but I could imagine a raccoon jumping and doing that because I told you I've seen that happen. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:01

Yeah, you have. Yeah. It's true. And that wouldn't actually make a lot of sense. Alright, well, now we're gonna do a little rapid Halloween hot take. So this is gonna be a speed round of opinionated this or that prompts. So say how you feel, even if you think I might not agree with you. And uh yeah, we'll see what we actually feel about these topics.

SPEAKER_03 23:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 23:20

Alright, what do you prefer? Haunted houses or scary movies?

SPEAKER_03 23:23

Haunted houses.

SPEAKER_02 23:24

Yeah. We should do we haven't done one yet this year. We should. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 23:28

I would so be down.

SPEAKER_02 23:29

I love a good haunted house. I think for me it's a little like harder. I I do enjoy them. Like I want to go do that, was it like 12th floor or the one where like you have to sign these crazy waivers and they put you in coffins? They can like shave your head or they can touch you, or I don't know, they can do things to you. That might be a little too much.

SPEAKER_03 23:43

That might be a little too much, but I do like haunted houses over scary movies. Over scary movies, okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:48

And I watch scary movies every night.

SPEAKER_03 23:49

I feel like that's probably my favorite.

SPEAKER_02 23:51

Yeah. All right. Would you, if we were in high school, would you rather be bullied by Wednesday Adams or Regina George?

SPEAKER_03 23:55

I would say Regina George because like I think I would still like find her funny. Yeah. And like Wednesday, I'd genuinely be like, oh, she's about to kill me.

SPEAKER_02 24:04

Yeah. Probably I would love being friends with Wednesday Adams. People used to be like, I want to be friends with her. You want to be bullied by her. I don't want to be bullied by her. Her like insults could probably cut like a knife.

SPEAKER_03 24:13

Yeah, where it's like Regina George, it's like, okay. Yeah. You know, like cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. But like Wednesday, I'd be like, oh. And she's so clever, too. Yes. So like her insults are clever.

SPEAKER_02 24:23

Yes. And she wouldn't laugh at any of them.

SPEAKER_03 24:25

No, no. No. Even the dumb ones. Like, I need someone that pretend to laugh.

SPEAKER_02 24:30

That's my full-time job. I'm kidding. She's funny. Okay, you can do the next one.

SPEAKER_03 24:36

Okay. Steal candy from a child or tell them Santa's not real. I've done both. I think I would rather steal candy from a child. Like, they'll they won't know. They have so much candy. They're not gonna know. But telling a child that Santa isn't real, I don't want that job.

SPEAKER_02 24:55

I think they should, I think we should all. I what's what's the age, like the oldest. I had a so I had a babysitter growing up. She was 16. And she still believed in Santa. And at this point, I already knew he was not real. And she used to say, Well, my mom, um, because she wasn't very popular in school, no figure. And she'd be like, Well, uh, my mom says that because I don't have a Valentine, that Santa Claus will do he'll bring me a Valentine's gift this year. And she truly believed it at 16 years old. And I was sitting like, Oh, you poor, poor child, bless your heart. Okay, yeah, it's 16. I think like eight is probably the even six.

SPEAKER_03 25:31

I would say, I mean, I think I think my niece, who's nine, still believes in Santa, but she does. I think she catches on to like certain things that we do, but she just doesn't want to believe it yet. But I I think like there's like she's questioning, but I she still thinks that Santa is real. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:49

Well, that's good. That's keep the magic alive.

SPEAKER_03 25:51

Maybe like 11 or 12. I figured out.

SPEAKER_02 25:54

I figured out yeah. I think if I was a parent though, I'd be pissed off that this fat guy is getting credit every single year for all the work and money that I'm pouring into these kids. Right. I'm not sure I'll ever tell my kid that Santa's real. I say that. Yeah, I might.

SPEAKER_03 26:08

No, you probably will for a little bit. You'll play along a little bit. Yeah, for sure. Okay. Getting possessed or being the one who does the possessing.

SPEAKER_02 26:17

Obviously, the one who does the possessing.

SPEAKER_03 26:19

I yeah, I want to do the possessing, honey. I want to play light as a feather, stiff as a board and see what happens.

SPEAKER_02 26:24

I've done that.

SPEAKER_03 26:25

I went so Lizzie Borden's house, who's And you played Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board at Lizzie Borden's house?

SPEAKER_02 26:30

It worked. It was the most haunted experience I've ever had. I get saged after because I felt that whatever was in that whatever presence followed me home. I'm not even kidding. And I'm not one that would get scared like that. Like I, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 26:40

See, we were kids, like kids, kids. So like we just thought it was really cool that it was actually working. But yeah, we there was maybe six of us, and we all got lifted into the air saying light as a fiat or just using our two fingers, like going up.

SPEAKER_02 26:52

Yeah, but no one was like, it was crazy.

SPEAKER_03 26:53

That was crazy.

SPEAKER_02 26:54

Like we should try it tonight. No, just me and you. See if I could do it, Jessica. And you can lift me with your two fingers. Aw. That's what she said. Okay, team Freddie or team uh Jason. I'm gonna go Freddie. Okay, same.

SPEAKER_03 27:14

Yeah, I'm gonna do Freddie. Like, I don't know, I think he's cuter.

SPEAKER_02 27:18

He's cuter, and again, he's funny. I think Freddie Kruger, like he's I need humor. If you wanna murder me while also making me laugh, I'm down with that. Jason, he just doesn't talk. Like, I need somebody who's gonna have a conversation with me. Like he never speaks.

SPEAKER_03 27:30

Yeah. We need a voice. You know, we need a voice, yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_02 27:35

Would you rather be rocking a sexy costume with zero personality? So, like, uh, you know, when you go to college and everyone just wears this. I was a slutty bumblebee in college. Or a brilliant costume that you work so hard on, but then no one gets it. And I think I'd go sexy costume, zero personality, because it would really upset me if I walked out in a brilliantly thought-out concert and no one understood it.

SPEAKER_03 27:55

That'd be a I wanna go with you, but then I also I've never I've only like dressed sexy for Halloween, maybe like maybe two, three times in my life. And luckily, I've always had somebody get it. Even when I did like the girl with the dragon tattoo, which was one of my favorite costumes, and I really thought no one was gonna get it. And when I obviously it was the year the movie had came out, right? So everyone was aware of that. Um, and everyone knew who I was. It was crazy. I was I was I really genuinely thought no one would know.

SPEAKER_02 28:26

I did, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:27

But like, yeah, I just love being like Elvis. I've done you know, I did a reigning men costume where I had an umbrella with a bunch of little men sticking out of it.

SPEAKER_02 28:37

I like that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:38

So like I don't know. I would rather do that.

SPEAKER_02 28:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 28:41

I just feel like everyone does sexy costumes.

SPEAKER_02 28:42

I'm gonna change my answer. Well, yeah, so I even said, like, I'm going to some Halloween parties this weekend, and I'm like, I can't, I can't go to Spirit How Halloween and buy a package costume for these parties because people like like show up. And normally every year I do like a big Halloween photo shoot. I try to think ahead of like I do you know all the bells and whistles, um, which I'm trying to do this year as well. Do you have are you do like do you even when you go to Vegas, do you have an idea of what you're gonna wear? Are you still figuring it out?

SPEAKER_03 29:04

No, I have no idea. Last year, um, my boyfriend and I were Chucky and the bride. Okay. So he was Chucky and I was the bride, and it was fun. It was so cute.

SPEAKER_02 29:14

But like that, or you were Chucky and he was the bride.

SPEAKER_03 29:16

Yeah, I wish. But he wouldn't be the bride. I could maybe one day get him to wear it, but no, not this time around. I can just see Ozzy being the bride. That'd be so cute. Show him those legs, baby. Okay, worst Halloween candy ever.

SPEAKER_02 29:34

I thought we everyone, it's a pretty universal answer, I think, unless you don't have the same universal answer. What is yours? Candy corn. I think that's one of the worst Halloween candies of all time.

SPEAKER_03 29:46

Mine and I is Swedish fish. I hate it.

SPEAKER_02 29:49

I hate Swedish fish. Oh, really?

SPEAKER_03 29:50

Wow, I thought you were gonna say you like.

SPEAKER_02 29:52

I hate it. I don't it's like eating I don't like. What are you eating?

SPEAKER_03 29:55

There's no taste. It looks like I'm just like chewing this weird, like I don't. Know. I just like I don't get it. I don't get the whole like I love Swedish fish. Don't get it. I think it's yucky.

SPEAKER_02 30:07

That might actually be the new, like I think, conversation people should have.

SPEAKER_03 30:10

Not just candy corn, but like candy corn, I can have like maybe four or five of them, and then I'm like, I'm done for the rest of the year. But Swedish fish, like, I'm never grabbing one of those out of a bag or a package. No. Hate them. Nope.

SPEAKER_02 30:24

And what's the other ones that are kind of like that? Or sour pouch kits. Sour patch kits. I don't like those either.

Ghosts, Guides, And A Haunted Home

SPEAKER_03 30:28

Oh, see, I love sour patch kids. Because they're like warheads in a way. Just because they're sour? Yeah, I just love sour. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:37

Um, okay, so Halloween Halloween. So have you done a West Hollywood Hall? Have you done the West Hollywood Halloween yet?

SPEAKER_03 30:45

Yes, I have done Hollywood Halloween one time and West Hollywood one time. Okay, what did you think about them? They're cool. It's just so much. Yeah. I just would rather be at someone's house, to be honest.

SPEAKER_02 30:58

Well, you're going out, especially I've done a Wii Ho once. A, you're kidding yourself if you're gonna get a drink in a timely manner, any of the bars, because the bar it's out the door. B, uh they jack up the prices, so they're surcharging everything. So I got like a vodka soda, I got a like a double vodka soda at like a dive bar in Wii Ho, and it was$48. No. And I was like, this is kind of ridiculous. Yeah. Um and then also things have been a little bit weird, you know, if we've been all seeing the news, you know, a little bit kind of scary out there. Last year, there was this guy who was wearing like a purge mask, and he just kept like showing up wherever we were showing up and just kind of standing there staring creakily. And I just got so uncomfortable. I'm like, I don't know if I trust like being out and about haul. And maybe I'm just being too jaded.

SPEAKER_03 31:44

Okay, well, this is how I feel about Halloween horror nights.

SPEAKER_01 31:47

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 31:48

Because they walk around with you know, chainsaws and things like that, like the workers. And my thing is that do we do background checks on these people who are for characters?

SPEAKER_02 32:04

I'm sure they're doing background checks. Because Yeah, you can't, you can't they're not giving them real chainsaws. Sorry.

SPEAKER_03 32:09

I was like looking at you trying to let you like fix that. Like what's happening so I but I don't know. I know mine's like a little itchy. She's like, um No, I just feel like someone's actually gonna kill you.

SPEAKER_02 32:24

I just feel like Hall and Horganized.

SPEAKER_03 32:26

How do you know? There's no way that's how do you know someone someone gets through a background check and now they're they're walking around with a you know a real chainsaw and then they're trying to like be funny. I don't think they can. I mean, if you showed up with a chainsaw, it would be very, very crazy.

SPEAKER_02 32:44

I think it's more scared. Like I did, there was one the uh haunted houses or haunted like trails, like the outside ones. I think those are the ones I'd be more scared of of like someone actually murdering, murdering you. But I feel like theme park haunts, they keep they keep that so tight and buttoned up.

SPEAKER_03 32:57

I get that, but I'm just that it is it is like a very yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_02 33:01

I mean, you never know. You never know what anyone's gonna do. But yes, a good Halloween house party with your friends, your libations that aren't costing you$50 a pop.

SPEAKER_03 33:10

Yes, I would rather have that.

SPEAKER_02 33:12

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's just just a little, it's a little bit different these days than it than it used to be. But all exciting. Like I'm thinking like this year, like I love seeing how creative people are with Halloween costumes that we were talking about. So with all the we have so many um horror movies that came out this year. Right. So I'm so curious how many of those like characters are gonna come through. Like, for example, Weapons, which is one of the best horror movies of the year, which we haven't seen yet, right? No, you thought it's not very scary, but it's it's really cool. Oh, okay. But Aunt Gladys is one of the main characters, and I feel like there's gonna be a ton of like people dressed up as Aunt Gladys. I think we're gonna see some like Bride of Frankenstein and Frankenstein'cause the new Frankenstein movie's coming out.

SPEAKER_03 33:47

We're gonna see a lot of K-pop demon hunters, a lot of I'm sure, especially with like the kiddos. Yes. Um, but you know what's funny is on my TikTok, I've been seeing a lot of people um cutting out Drake's face and like wearing it as a mask. And I don't know why. I don't know like if there's something that we're missing, but I've been seeing it everywhere, and I'm I'm it's funny, like it is funny, but I don't know why. Like, did he do something funny? Drake has always do himself funny. I mean, Drake's always funny, like honestly, let's be real. But like it's just it's just one of those things where you know what's happening.

SPEAKER_02 34:23

What did we showed me a funny video um earlier of a a Diddy?

SPEAKER_03 34:30

Oh, yes. We're gonna see a lot of that too. We're gonna see a lot of that, which I I genuinely don't think we should be doing that. It was somebody with a Diddy mask, and then his girlfriend was um baby oil, right? Baby oil. And I don't condone that. I don't, it's like it's hard not to laugh at it, but it's just like it's crazy. People just don't have a care in the world, like they just don't care. I could never do something like that. But that was insane. I had to show Kayla because I was in shock. At first, I didn't even realize what his girlfriend was until I really looked at her shirt because it was uh mirrored, so it was backwards in the camera, obviously. And so I'm like looking, I'm like, oh, oh no, oh no. Oh, okay. Here we go. Here we go.

SPEAKER_02 35:24

And there wouldn't be a lot of that. I mean, people like the short the shock factor costumes, but yes, I am very interested. And we're gonna make we want you all to send pictures of your Holland costumes. This is obviously our first one, probably not our best one of this season, but they're only gonna get better.

SPEAKER_03 35:40

Well, first for starters, I mean it's like my costume, you know. Like I I um it's yeah, it's just like hard to get air in here. Um, it's just so tight.

SPEAKER_02 35:50

I will maybe, yeah, again, maybe it was sabotage.

SPEAKER_03 35:52

Maybe I just yeah, Kayla was like, I knew it was a child six, you know?

More 911 Tales And A Raccoon Twist

SPEAKER_02 35:58

But yeah, anyway, so excited about Halloween. Like, yeah, be safe, send us your Halloween costume. This is our first one. Let us know what you thought about this episode. Um and yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:07

Yeah, this is our favorite season. This is so fun. This is the beginning to all of the seasons, right?

SPEAKER_02 36:13

Your favorite holiday. Yes. And wait, this is great. So wait, so wait, wait, Kayla, what the f What?

SPEAKER_04 36:23

Oh my god, what are you doing? Oh my god. Hello, welcome, welcome to the Milk and Honey. Welcome, we're gonna be here right here.

SPEAKER_03 36:39

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 36:41

Welcome. Oh, hello.

SPEAKER_02 36:42

I've been wanting to scare Vanessa for quite some time. So I'm hoping maybe she got were you sc do you not were you not scared? I mean, I was, but what the heck is going on? Well, listen, I have been working on Vanessa for quite some time. You get this, right?

SPEAKER_01 36:56

Oh, by the way, look, we we got if you want a Louis Vuitton version, yeah. Maybe, you know, make the wardrobe sometime, we got you.

SPEAKER_02 37:06

Vanessa and I have been doing this podcast now for about uh six months, and when we first started, she was terrified of anything scary. And now we have gotten her in. We go to scary movies together, scary premieres, and now she's dressed as a very small fitted Megan.

SPEAKER_03 37:21

Um, track of the dolls. Okay, well, how are you guys doing? You're not gonna kill me, are you?

SPEAKER_00 37:28

No.

SPEAKER_03 37:29

Okay, great. Not today. Oh no, Jason.

SPEAKER_02 37:33

What do you have to say about that? Right? Here, I know he doesn't say, but just in case we're gonna put the mic even closer to you, just in case we hear a little breathing coming out of him.

SPEAKER_03 37:42

Oh my gosh, I can't believe you guys are actually here.

SPEAKER_02 37:45

That is insane. Well, I know we don't, I know you have a lot to do. I know you have probably some sewer you have to go visit in a little bit later, right? Yep. But we thought it'd be fun to do a little bit of a QA, a little bit of a rapid fire game. I think you guys are down for that. So, what do we think? Down? He's saying yes.

SPEAKER_04 38:01

I see a thumbs up. Right. Oh my god! You're so good down the clown.

SPEAKER_02 38:08

I'm not even a funny one on this show. Okay, I'm supposed to be the funny redhead here. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 38:14

Sister!

SPEAKER_02 38:16

Yes. All right, we're gonna go right into it. Ready? Be honest, Pennywise. Who's your skincare routine? Sewer water or souls?

SPEAKER_00 38:26

Sewer water.

SPEAKER_04 38:27

Sewer water. Bottle that up and celebrated. I knew. I freaking do it.

SPEAKER_00 38:33

That could make me bank in Amazon, huh?

SPEAKER_04 38:35

Yeah, right. Etsy, Etsy shop?

SPEAKER_03 38:37

Etsy.

SPEAKER_00 38:38

Like bottles like that.

SPEAKER_03 38:39

Yeah, just like that. As long as from Etsy and not Timu. No, no Timu. Okay, Jason, how do you stay in shape with no cardio and constant murder?

SPEAKER_02 38:49

That's true. You go at like three, you in the long walk, maybe if I saw that, you would not survive that because you walk way less than two miles per hour when you're going after your victims. So, yeah, how do you say it, say and such a shape?

SPEAKER_01 39:02

Oh, that makes sense. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 39:04

Thank you.

SPEAKER_01 39:05

Everyone should take that. Everyone should take that.

SPEAKER_02 39:07

Everyone should take it. This guy's name. All right, what's your favorite type of victim?

SPEAKER_00 39:13

Oh, this the scary one.

SPEAKER_02 39:15

So a Vanessa would actually. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03 39:18

I'm actually like sweating, like sitting next to you right now. I don't know if it's this wig or if it's just you. I'm not really.

SPEAKER_04 39:24

Maybe a little crush. Maybe.

SPEAKER_03 39:26

Uh I think I'm I think I think Megan would be have a crush on the go to. I can tell you. Yeah. Yeah. You guys are like funny together, you know? Yeah. Chucky and Penny and Peggy. Yeah, and Megan and Jason. Okay. What? Okay, do either of you guys have a safe word? Yeah, what'd be the safe word?

SPEAKER_02 39:46

You're torturing me. What do I have to say to get you to stop?

SPEAKER_00 39:50

Stop blowing a nose balloon.

SPEAKER_04 39:52

Stop blowing a nose balloon. You agree?

SPEAKER_03 39:58

What's your safe word? Yes. That makes sense too. Love that.

SPEAKER_04 40:04

Love that. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 40:07

It's new. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 40:08

You're learning something about him too. I love that. Um, would you ever start an OnlyFans called Slay Daddy?

SPEAKER_00 40:15

He would.

SPEAKER_03 40:17

Well, I mean, yeah, you don't have to talk to Ah!

SPEAKER_04 40:20

I thought he was gonna say Yes. I thought he was gonna say yes.

SPEAKER_00 40:24

Sewer water and buck teeth.

SPEAKER_04 40:26

Sewer okay. Oh that's that's hot. I love the fact Slay Daddy.

SPEAKER_03 40:32

Slay Daddy. What candy? What candy would you kill for?

SPEAKER_00 40:38

Cotton candy.

SPEAKER_03 40:40

Oh, that's a good that's a good one.

SPEAKER_02 40:42

Oh, he agreed. You can even dig the bucket if there's any of those in there that you think he would kill for. You know, if there's anything that you like in there. What's while he's digging? What's your that's my favorite too!

SPEAKER_00 40:54

You know what I'm digging? This hand over here.

Halloween Hot Takes Speed Round

SPEAKER_04 40:57

Oh right. You would do a little talk to me later? Yes.

SPEAKER_00 41:00

Um, I thought it was Georgie's, but nothing.

SPEAKER_02 41:04

It's Georgie all like tatted up. Uh, what's your biggest ick in a victim?

SPEAKER_00 41:09

Oh. Uh the fruity ones.

SPEAKER_02 41:14

The flirty ones?

SPEAKER_00 41:15

The fruity ones.

SPEAKER_04 41:16

Oh, the fruity ones. Why?

SPEAKER_00 41:20

Because they flirt with me.

SPEAKER_04 41:21

Oh! You don't like being flirted with? It's like, I'm trying to eat here. Don't play with your food.

SPEAKER_00 41:27

I guess don't play with your I'm about to tear you up a new one, and you're over here saying, please. No, Daddy.

SPEAKER_04 41:36

Oh, you agree. Oh, he agrees. Oh, here you go.

SPEAKER_03 41:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 41:39

We'll knock out two more.

SPEAKER_03 41:40

Who would win in a dance battle? You or Michael Myers?

SPEAKER_00 41:45

Dancing clown. Myers is just a little stalkerish.

SPEAKER_03 41:50

That's true. He doesn't really know how to move. He's kind of like stochotic. Yeah. You have more of that, like you got the flow fit too.

SPEAKER_02 41:57

It all flows with the winds. Yes. Slay daddy.

SPEAKER_03 42:01

Honey.

SPEAKER_02 42:02

Slay daddy. Favorite horror movie that isn't your own.

SPEAKER_00 42:05

Ooh. I gotta give it to Freddie.

SPEAKER_03 42:07

Yes, we've been talking a lot about Freddie this episode. I love it. What about you? What's your favorite horror film? Oh Chucky!

SPEAKER_04 42:15

Chuck Blue. Yes! Oh my gosh, I love that. I love that.

SPEAKER_01 42:25

Well, that was that was fun. Do you have fun? Was that like the best fun we've had so far this Halloween season?

SPEAKER_02 42:30

For sure. Yes. For sure.

SPEAKER_01 42:32

Melissa guys.

SPEAKER_02 42:33

I can't believe you guys are here. I know. This is kind of surreal. And I feel like you're gonna be like haunting me like from now on. And maybe soon though, if we see you guys out in public again, Vanessa's gonna do her best to scare you guys.

SPEAKER_03 42:42

Yeah, when I see you guys out at one of our premieres, it's my turn. Okay. I'm really good sometimes.

SPEAKER_00 42:50

Don't forget, welcome to Dairy.

SPEAKER_02 42:51

Welcome to OES! You can't be so excited. I've been counting down for months at all this. 26, right? That's this this weekend, guys. Welcome to Dairy. We'll do some bench party. Yes, we will. We'll be thinking about you. Yes. Don't miss it. We will. And make sure you follow these two guys on social media. I'll put their social media handles here soon, and you can see them dance their way through the holidays through actually the entire year. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 43:13

Follow.

SPEAKER_05 43:14

Or you'll float.

SPEAKER_03 43:15

And also, you guys, like, remember, your favorite honeys right now, including these two, are signing off. So go stir up some dangerous stuff in that pot.

SPEAKER_02 43:29

Have some fun, beast. Yes. Uh yeah, go stop by, go stop by the sewer if you want to. Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:37

Look for a red balloon.

SPEAKER_02 43:38

Look for a red balloon. Or don't. Or don't. Alright, everybody. Thank you guys so much for watching. Happy Halloween! Happy Halloween! If you don't get eaten first.