Milk & Honeys
Milk & Honeys" is the perfect blend of raw industry insights and unfiltered realness. Like the ingredients that sweeten and smooth out a cup of tea, hosts Kayla Becker (TV host of 10 years) and Vanessa Curry (model and actress of 10 years) bring their own flavors to the conversation— Together, they spill the tea on what it really takes to live and thrive in LA’s entertainment scene.
So, grab a mug and sip on some Milk & Honeys—because we’re serving the tea with all the right ingredients.
Milk & Honeys
Episode 25: Haunted Honeys w/ Kayla Becker and Vanessa Curry
The wigs are synthetic, the costumes don’t fit, and the candy’s probably expired — welcome to our Halloween episode. Kayla’s Chucky, Vanessa’s M3GAN (in a child’s costume that barely qualifies as legal), and the studio looks like a Spirit Halloween on its last legs.
We kick things off with our trick-or-treat bucket game, part sugar, part humiliation, then move into Haunted 911, where we read real (and maybe fake) emergency stories involving medical skeletons, haunted Alexas, and suspicious humming in Savannah. After that, it’s This or That: Horror Edition, where we settle the truly important debates: haunted house or scary movie, Freddy or Jason, candy corn or eternal suffering.
And just when we think we’ve survived the night, Pennywise and Jason crash the studio for a surprise interview. No script, no warning, just two horror icons, one silent killer, and us trying to keep it together on mic.
It’s spooky, it’s stupid, and it’s very on brand.
Hello everyone, girls and goals. Welcome to Milk and Honey's, our Halloween episode. I'm not sure if you can tell. I'm extremely excited about this episode. I've only waited since episode one to do this. My name is Kayla Becker, aka Jackie, sitting next to the beautiful. She's a doll, ladies and gentlemen.
SPEAKER_03:Yes. I am Vanessa Curry, aka Megan, your favorite homicidal Barbie. And yes, um this was supposed to be an adult small, but it's actually a child six. So, you know, I'm what head movement away from jail time today.
SPEAKER_02:Well, just keep your legs as close as possible for this.
SPEAKER_03:I have I have shorts under here, but like what is happening?
SPEAKER_02:I take responsibility. So I uh ran to Spirit Halloween, and yes, we're calling out Spirit Halloween. You gotta do better. You're not called Timu, and that was Timu. Yes. This we're it's the same, it was the same section. Both of our packages said adult small. And I was considering getting extra smalls. Even mine is an adult small and a little big. And then Vanessa puts this.
SPEAKER_03:I love you guys. It doesn't even fit my arms. It doesn't fit. I can't really breathe because this is like choking me. And like it's it's crazy, but like I can't even zip it. I can't zip it.
SPEAKER_02:You know what I mean? Listen, it's all about the being in the spirit of Halloween. Um, and we thought we have had the actual voice of Megan on the show once. We have a good idea. Yes, and uh so so yeah, that this is this is Halloween, and we also decorated our studio, which is funny. I was telling Vanessa, I was like, oh, I'm gonna have to go to the store and spend a lot of money to find decorations for the studio. And I'm like, oh no, but this is up in my house all year round.
SPEAKER_03:Yes, all of these things are in her house currently, always, always. So yeah, we are uh we are in the Halloween spirit. Um, I will say, you know, I think it was a little sabotage going on here with my co-host.
SPEAKER_02:But we are being sabotaged by Spirit Halloween.
SPEAKER_03:Look at this wig. I don't even know. I couldn't figure out where there's like four parts in it. I mean, yeah, this wig, it's like obviously I didn't go to Mariah Hare because like what is happening here? Like, it's really kind of pretty on this side, and I don't know what's going on with this side. And it's giving synthetic, which is what it is.
SPEAKER_02:I think we could do, I mean, listen, these weren't like these costumes are$50 a pot. We could do a little bit better than that. Yeah, this is like a$15 costume. So again, spirit hallowed are calling you out. I mean, we're gonna tag you in this video. Do better, please.
SPEAKER_03:Please, because this is where is this a a child's or this is this is a child's extra small. This is like this, I don't know. I don't get it. But here we are, and thank goodness I had this little skirt that kind of like matched with it. Yes. The tights are ripped because like I couldn't fit the tights up because they're again a size six. You made it work. Children's.
SPEAKER_02:You made it work. Also, I want to give a quick shout out. My shoes, I need to make sure I'm not flashy anybody. I don't know if you're gonna see them. I'll post them. These are uh custom Chucky sneakers by my boy Mosh. Um, you may have heard of him. He does sneakers for professional teams, but every year he makes me a Halloween-themed sneaker, which is so perfect that I have my Chucky one. So, shout out to Mosh. She has a new pair of the this year was Michael Myers, so go check them out if you want to go get your custom Michael Myers. I love them. Thank you. I know I told her she used to wear them more. So I'm gonna ruin them, but I should. I have like six pairs of like different ones. My first ones uh were um a pennywise pair, which he like hand painted on, which are really great. So well, um, Halloween, it's a couple days away from today. Yes. What are your Halloween plans? I know we talked about this before, but what are you doing?
SPEAKER_03:We did. I will be in Vegas uh and celebrating there. Yeah. Yeah. Why not? I'm not sure if like actually, I think I probably will dress up for Halloween. You're gonna wear this? Do you should wear this to Drace?
SPEAKER_04:I don't get a dress outfit. Please do it.
SPEAKER_03:That would honestly make like I'm not trying to like embarrass my man, but like sometimes it's fine.
SPEAKER_02:Listen, just take the the shorts off after. I think he'll love it. I think the fact that it doesn't cover any of the goods is probably exactly what he wants. Hey baby, wear that after the party. Um well, yes, like I said, Halloween's always been my favorite uh time of year. I think it's because when I was a kid, when I was right, well, when I was a really little kid, before I moved into Foster home, it was like we were poor. And so we'd find out where the richest neighborhoods were, we'd take our big pillowcase with us, because you use a pillowcase, not a bucket, because you can get way more food, way more candy. You knew which houses to go to that gave big, good candy bars. And then we go home and swap with all your siblings. And this was before people were putting razor blades in their candy. This is before the world went super crazy. Right.
SPEAKER_03:Because we did that too. We did have buckets, but I think as we got a teensy bit older, we would realize the same thing. Yeah. You get a lot more candy if you just put it in a pillowcase. Yes. So that's what we did too. And yeah, it's just I love Halloween. Me too. Oh, good.
SPEAKER_02:You love like the the the fun parts of it, not the getting scared part.
SPEAKER_03:No, see, I do, I love haunted houses. Oh, you do because I feel like when I'm scared with a group, I just laugh to the point where I'm trying not to pee myself.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:So it's just funny. Like I'm scared, but it's funny. So that's why I love Halloween. And it was my dad's favorite holiday. My dad my dad would dress up, I mean, took it so seriously. Like he What costume do you remember him wearing? Um, I remember him being a referee one year, and he was really excited about that. Like he like was really had the whistle, it would blow out all the things. And then I do remember him being um this like old man with he had wore this mask, and it was like an old man with a cigar. And so he would just walk around the whole, like in his normal clothes, but like with his drink that he always had as screwdriver, and he would just go around like posing like a little old man, and it's always really fun. It was cute. Like, I was like, okay, dad. I love the commitment to it.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, he was so committed, so committed. Um well, listen, this episode we're just gonna have a lot of fun, play a lot of games, QA's, and so uh I think we should get started. Speaking of candy buckets and pillowcases, I did bring a candy bucket. Mm-hmm. Um courtesy of CVS. Um lots of small, small candies in there, you know. I ate like five of these before we got here. Oh, I'm about to eat some during the summer. So we're gonna go through this. It's a trick or treat bucket. So there are gonna be some tricks and some treats in this bucket with prompts. If it's a treat, you can take a piece of candy. If it's a trick, you have to do what it tells you to do. Okay. So are you ready to start? Yeah. Ready? Am I gonna start? You're gonna start. Okay. Get her in there.
SPEAKER_03:Trick. Speak only in spooky ASMR whispers until the next person finishes their question.
SPEAKER_02:This is what's funny. Is that's the one I almost didn't put in there? I was like, this was gonna be so hard. Okay, I will do it. Is that your ASMR? Okay, well we go. I have a treat. What's something you did as a kid that still haunts you this day? That's a weird one.
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SPEAKER_03:I love that she was the one that actually made these ones this time, but she always was like, that's a weird one. That's a weird one. Yeah, I keep doing it. That's a weird one.
SPEAKER_02:She should be talking about it. I think I was saying it still haunts me to this day, but okay, actually, I'll tell you. So after I moved into my with my new family, they were very, it was very religious family, so they were very against Halloween. So we weren't allowed to dress up. So, but instead, we all dress up as angels. We wore sheets with like little um, what do you call like um little halos? And we weren't allowed to go trick, so instead we go door-to-door treating people to like homemade pies. And so instead of hanging out with our friends to go trick or treating, we had to go dress up as angels and treat people. And that will haunt me to the day I die.
SPEAKER_03:That's that's haunting right now. I know, mom and dad, we gotta do better.
SPEAKER_02:I think they're better about uh Halloween now. Okay.
SPEAKER_03:I'm sorry, I was not ready for that one. Okay, okay. Treat. If your ex was a horror movie villain, who would they be and why? Oh my gosh. That's scary.
SPEAKER_02:Um I think mine would be like, oh, I am my answer. No, but I want you to answer too. Okay, sorry, you go first.
SPEAKER_03:No, I want you because you already know. Answer yours. Come on, I'm giving it to you.
SPEAKER_02:I mean just like a which ex. So like I think one of my exes would be I think a Freddie Krueger, because Freddie Krueger is really funny and like, but also like, and also still haunts me in my dreams. So that would be mine.
SPEAKER_03:Well, like, what's the what's the biggest villain that was just like abusive? Oh god, well, this just took a turn. Whew!
SPEAKER_02:My hair's getting a big one. Whatever villain that is, that is my ex. I mean, maybe like maybe like Michael Myers, but he was abusive to his family.
SPEAKER_03:Mine would be Michael Myers. Michael Myers.
SPEAKER_04:Well, okay, this isn't me. Let's do another one.
SPEAKER_02:We start a whole trauma section on a Halloween episode. Oh, trick. Eat a piece of candy without using your hands and make eye contact the whole time. We have to at least get it out though, right?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, because like but then but then what?
SPEAKER_02:I don't know.
SPEAKER_03:I think you yeah, I think yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Open it without using my hands. Yeah, well, you have to figure that out.
SPEAKER_03:Like I can use my hand though.
SPEAKER_04:Wait, I think I can't.
SPEAKER_03:And it's still sticky.
SPEAKER_04:I don't know.
SPEAKER_03:See, this is how you play the game, you guys. You get somebody to use their hands so that you don't have to.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah. I think we should. Shut up.
SPEAKER_03:This is my favorite hollow thing. Okay. Let's see what's in here. My hair's falling off. Okay. Trick. Give your best dramatic death scene right now. Bonus points for sound effects. You wanna make a death scene? Okay, ready? I'm gonna take a sip of my Don't do this to me.
SPEAKER_04:If I didn't see you, I don't know if you Did you like that? That was really good. Good job.
SPEAKER_03:Thank you. That's why she's an actress. I'll be here all episodes.
SPEAKER_02:Um treat. Would you rather get haunted by your ex or possessed by your mom? Haunted by my ex. Definitely haunted by my ex. If my mom was possessed, I'd be like, girl, are you good? My mom came to my apartment when my got my first apartment, and she went through my freezer, found all my alcohol, and poured it down the drain. And that's what I imagine my mom doing if she's possessing me. Going through my apartment and just getting rid of all my alcohol. That'd be the worst, the worst haunting. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_03:That was great. Okay, we're doing one more. We'll do one more. Okay. Okay, last one. This is too fun. Wait, if there's even one more in there. No, I think there is. I see one. Okay, let's see. I got so many tricks today. Confess one creepy or weird thing you've done that you've never told anyone until now. Um the creepiest thing that I've done.
SPEAKER_02:We like stood out of anybody's apartment without them knowing. Like Michael Meyer style, just staring into the window.
SPEAKER_03:Um You know, one time, I don't know if that's creepy though. This woman, one time when I was a hostess at a restaurant, she was like screaming at me, and I just stared at her because like in my head, I was like, What do you want me to do about it? And I felt like it was creepy, and I think like I creeped her out so much that gave her like a dead page. She kind of, yeah, she kind of like gave up and like probably cussed at me and then left. And I was like, Okay.
SPEAKER_02:Maybe you have a future in like serial killing or something.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, maybe because she was just yelling, she like threw money at me, and I was just in my head, I'm like, Yeah, throw more. Throw more, throw more money. Okay, take it, give it to me. And then I think I just made her so uncomfortable that it made her leave. So that's perfect, great creep.
SPEAKER_02:Instead of like you're on TikTok and everyone has their phones out, who's like the loudest and the most obnoxious in a fight, but yeah, maybe that's the trick. Like from now on, someone's disrespect to you. Like you just stare at them and be like, Yeah, sick of the case.
SPEAKER_03:That's what I did. And I got five bucks because she threw five dollars at me. That's amazing. I was like, So you can get paid for being creepy. Yeah, I was like, enjoy fighting your car. Like, I have your money for it. You know, it's like things like that. Yeah, it was great.
SPEAKER_02:I love that. Yeah. Well, before we move on, do you want any candy to snack on? What's in there? So we have her rebo, gummy bears, which I love me some gummies, obviously Twizzlers, Jolly Ran Turk, Lollipop, Reese's. You like Reese's, too.
SPEAKER_03:Oh, I'll do a Reese's, yeah. Yeah, I'll do a Reese's.
SPEAKER_02:What's your least like like watching that? We'll talk about that in a minute, actually. I won't ask you yet.
SPEAKER_03:Okay.
SPEAKER_02:Okay, so now we're gonna move on. Now that we've gotten that out of the way, a little game called uh The Haunted 911, true or false. So I'm gonna read some um 911 calls, but well, some of them are fake and some of them are real. Yep. And I don't want you to peek, I want you to be able to guess which ones are fake and which ones are real. Okay. See if it makes, you know.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:And you guys do the same. Here we go.
SPEAKER_03:Oh no, I can't get your chocolate on this. We have to we have to return it.
SPEAKER_02:Just sit in a chocolate. Tell them that's not what it's on there. We wiped our ass on this because it was a size of toilet paper. I mean, I didn't even need it. Okay. It's Halloween night in Austin, Texas. A guy's setting up his lawn, decorations, fog machine, fake tombstones, the usual. When he looks across the street and sees his neighbor hanging what looks like a really realistic skeleton from the porch. Like the detail is insane. The teeth are chipped, the vertebrae look too natural. He goes over and says, Bro, where'd you get that thing? The neighbor proudly says, Estate sale. Great deal. Smells kind of weird though. The next morning the smell gets worse. So the guy calls 911. Hey, I think my neighbor's using like real bones. Police show up. They confirm it. The skeleton was from a medical supply warehouse that used to sell authentic models, anatomical models before it shut down. So yeah, this man was out here casually hanging someone's grandpa above a fog machine. Do you think that's true or fake?
SPEAKER_03:I think that's true.
SPEAKER_02:It is, huh? It really did happen. It was an accident. Could you imagine like driving down? Like, I think that looks like grandpa.
SPEAKER_03:The crazy thing is, is that when you go and study, you know, anatomy and stuff, sometimes they do have bones. Yeah and real.
SPEAKER_02:But the guy did on accident. He didn't even do it. It was just like, I don't know how he got his hands on it, but he was hanging real life bones in his yard.
SPEAKER_03:But I mean, how cool is that?
SPEAKER_02:I mean, he had to take it down.
SPEAKER_03:Well, yeah, obviously. Now they're like, well, we need to see what's going on here.
SPEAKER_02:Like, where are these from? Okay. Imagine getting like being a family member without getting that phone call. Like, hey, sorry to let you know. But your family member has been hung in someone's yard. Honestly, if that if you get that call about me, let it be. Comical. I want to be bone hung in people's yards for Halloween.
SPEAKER_03:I'm I'm donating everything. So it's like, if someone gets a donation of my bones, then do with it what you will. Do with it, yeah. You know. Literally.
SPEAKER_02:If you want to decorate with me, I'm honored.
SPEAKER_03:Exactly. Okay. I'm gonna be the next one. All right, you guys. This is called the haunted Alexa. A woman in Seattle calls 911 at 3 a.m., whispering, there's a voice in my house. Dispatch asks if someone's inside. She says, No, it's my Alexa. Apparently, the smart speaker woke itself up and started laughing. Not like a cute giggle, a fee a full demonic hee hee hee hee hee in the dark. Then she claims Alexa whispered her name and asked if she wanted to play a game. Cops arrive, check the house, find no one, but Alexa still plugged in. Light ring glowing red. They asked it a question just to be funny. Alexa, are you haunted? It responds, that depends. Are you alone? They unplugged it, left it on the porch, and wrote, Technology malfunction in the report. True or false?
SPEAKER_02:I mean, look, we saw Megan. That sounds like some shit Megan would pull off. Yeah. Some stuff she did. Yeah. And I could see people hacking into AI to make this like a you know a real thing. So I feel like it'd be like a true story.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:I wish, I wish it was. But that was.
SPEAKER_03:But to say a good idea. Yeah, but to say that it won't happen one day, it will happen one day. Like they're gonna take over. They're gonna be smarter.
SPEAKER_02:I think that's a great idea.
SPEAKER_03:They're gonna be smarter.
SPEAKER_02:Okay, now we have the ghosts in apartment 29. Ooh. And Savannah, Georgia, one of my favorite cities, by the way. One of the most haunted cities in the U.S. That's why it's one of my favorite cities, by the way. A woman calls 911 three nights in a row. She says every night around 2 a.m. she hears footsteps pacing above her. Problem is she lives on the top floor. Police check it out. No intruder, nothing unusual. They tell her it's just the pipes. But the next night, it happens again. This time she records humming through the event, a soft old-fashioned tune, like a 1920s lullaby. An officer comes back, takes photos of the hallway for documentation, and when he checks his phone the next morning, one photo has something on it. In the reflection of a window, a woman in a flapper dress, face blurred, standing behind him. Ooh, I'm getting a huge bibis. He tries to show the tenant, but the photo's gone. Just a black screen. To this day, apartment 29 has been rented out. The listing agent's note literally says available, pinning spiritual clearance. That sounds. I don't know. I mean This one this one actually did it sound real fake to you.
SPEAKER_03:I mean, this one sounds pretty real today. It is.
SPEAKER_02:Savannah PD really locked multiple unexplained noises at the same historic complex in 2018. Locals said it was built over a prohibition era club where a singer died in a fire. Tennant still report humming at 2 a.m. Woo! The teen match is a 1926 recording found on City Archives. I just got chills.
SPEAKER_03:That is crazy, but that's how you know if you don't believe in afterlife.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:I mean, come on.
SPEAKER_02:Do you want to go stay there?
SPEAKER_03:I would love that.
SPEAKER_02:Listen, we could dress up as little flapper girls. We could play her favorite song. And we'll just keep like dancing and you know, the morning.
SPEAKER_03:I listen, we've talked about this before. I love my ghosts. Okay. I love my spirit guides. Like, come on in. Like, we're all family and friends, you know. If you scare me and I laugh, like, don't keep scaring me. But like, let's have fun, you know?
SPEAKER_02:I still think sometimes, like when I'm laying in my bed at night, because I leave my bedroom door open into the living room, airflow. Same. But sometimes I wake up the middle of the night and I look into my couch and I feel I swear to God, I almost see the same person sitting there. I see someone sitting on the corner, the left, the right side corner of my couch and just sitting and staring forward at the TV. And I I've seen it like three times. I'm always thinking maybe I'm just like seeing things, but like, no, it's like a full head and shoulder, and I just see it. And sometimes I'll call out to it, like, hey, you're good. Just like, and then my TV randomly turns on. So I'm pretty sure I have a ghost. And since like years ago, when I first moved in, I would leave town for work for days, and I'm very good about turning everything on. I'd come home, and the the there's a a horror channel that just pops up. Every time I came home, it would be not every time, but every sometimes it would be on when I got back. Okay. I think my place is haunted. I mean I probably should have told you before you came over all these times. No, it's fine.
SPEAKER_03:Like I love it. I mean, these dolls are in her house 24-7. I know your place is haunted.
SPEAKER_02:And this is like I already know that, okay? The movie Talk to Me, which is one of my favorite movies that came out in the last few years, um, by the Philippo brothers, they as an A24 movie that was an embalmed hand. So you hold it and they say, Let me in. And then you get possessed by a demon, and then it possesses you until like you're able to like take your hand off the hand.
SPEAKER_03:That's crazy. I mean, as long as it possesses me to just like be successful, then like I don't think that's that's fine.
SPEAKER_02:I don't think that's the emotional. You could be on it. I'm there right there with you. Successful at like carrying out its murderous adventures, yes. You'll have an Ed Gean serial killer troll made about you.
SPEAKER_03:Oh my god. Okay, we have another one for you guys. The pumpkin possession. Okay. In Ohio, a guy carves a jack-o'-lantern, posts it on Facebook, and goes to bed. Around 3 a.m., he hears a crash from the kitchen. He walks out and finds the pumpkin shattered on the floor, seeds everywhere, and the carving knife sticking straight into the wall behind him. He calls 911, swearing the pumpkin tried to kill me. Could you imagine? Cops show up expecting a domestic dispute. But he's standing there with pumpkin guts on his pajamas. They check his ring camera to prove he's not nuts. And sure enough, something does move through the kitchen. They zoom in, it's not a spirit, it's a raccoon that broke through the window screen, climbed onto the counter, knocked over the pumpkin, and somehow launched the knife. Like Final Destination sequel. Do you think that that is true or false?
SPEAKER_02:That sounds a little false to me. I don't know. What do you think? It is false.
SPEAKER_03:It is false, but I could imagine a raccoon jumping and doing that because I told you I've seen that happen. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, you have. Yeah. It's true. And that wouldn't actually make a lot of sense. Alright, well, now we're gonna do a little rapid Halloween hot take. So this is gonna be a speed round of opinionated this or that prompts. So say how you feel, even if you think I might not agree with you. And uh yeah, we'll see what we actually feel about these topics.
SPEAKER_03:Okay.
SPEAKER_02:Alright, what do you prefer? Haunted houses or scary movies?
SPEAKER_03:Haunted houses.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. We should do we haven't done one yet this year. We should. Yes.
SPEAKER_03:I would so be down.
SPEAKER_02:I love a good haunted house. I think for me it's a little like harder. I I do enjoy them. Like I want to go do that, was it like 12th floor or the one where like you have to sign these crazy waivers and they put you in coffins? They can like shave your head or they can touch you, or I don't know, they can do things to you. That might be a little too much.
SPEAKER_03:That might be a little too much, but I do like haunted houses over scary movies. Over scary movies, okay. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:And I watch scary movies every night.
SPEAKER_03:I feel like that's probably my favorite.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. All right. Would you, if we were in high school, would you rather be bullied by Wednesday Adams or Regina George?
SPEAKER_03:I would say Regina George because like I think I would still like find her funny. Yeah. And like Wednesday, I'd genuinely be like, oh, she's about to kill me.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Probably I would love being friends with Wednesday Adams. People used to be like, I want to be friends with her. You want to be bullied by her. I don't want to be bullied by her. Her like insults could probably cut like a knife.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, where it's like Regina George, it's like, okay. Yeah. You know, like cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. But like Wednesday, I'd be like, oh. And she's so clever, too. Yes. So like her insults are clever.
SPEAKER_02:Yes. And she wouldn't laugh at any of them.
SPEAKER_03:No, no. No. Even the dumb ones. Like, I need someone that pretend to laugh.
SPEAKER_02:That's my full-time job. I'm kidding. She's funny. Okay, you can do the next one.
SPEAKER_03:Okay. Steal candy from a child or tell them Santa's not real. I've done both. I think I would rather steal candy from a child. Like, they'll they won't know. They have so much candy. They're not gonna know. But telling a child that Santa isn't real, I don't want that job.
SPEAKER_02:I think they should, I think we should all. I what's what's the age, like the oldest. I had a so I had a babysitter growing up. She was 16. And she still believed in Santa. And at this point, I already knew he was not real. And she used to say, Well, my mom, um, because she wasn't very popular in school, no figure. And she'd be like, Well, uh, my mom says that because I don't have a Valentine, that Santa Claus will do he'll bring me a Valentine's gift this year. And she truly believed it at 16 years old. And I was sitting like, Oh, you poor, poor child, bless your heart. Okay, yeah, it's 16. I think like eight is probably the even six.
SPEAKER_03:I would say, I mean, I think I think my niece, who's nine, still believes in Santa, but she does. I think she catches on to like certain things that we do, but she just doesn't want to believe it yet. But I I think like there's like she's questioning, but I she still thinks that Santa is real. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Well, that's good. That's keep the magic alive.
SPEAKER_03:Maybe like 11 or 12. I figured out.
SPEAKER_02:I figured out yeah. I think if I was a parent though, I'd be pissed off that this fat guy is getting credit every single year for all the work and money that I'm pouring into these kids. Right. I'm not sure I'll ever tell my kid that Santa's real. I say that. Yeah, I might.
SPEAKER_03:No, you probably will for a little bit. You'll play along a little bit. Yeah, for sure. Okay. Getting possessed or being the one who does the possessing.
SPEAKER_02:Obviously, the one who does the possessing.
SPEAKER_03:I yeah, I want to do the possessing, honey. I want to play light as a feather, stiff as a board and see what happens.
SPEAKER_02:I've done that.
SPEAKER_03:I went so Lizzie Borden's house, who's And you played Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board at Lizzie Borden's house?
SPEAKER_02:It worked. It was the most haunted experience I've ever had. I get saged after because I felt that whatever was in that whatever presence followed me home. I'm not even kidding. And I'm not one that would get scared like that. Like I, yeah.
SPEAKER_03:See, we were kids, like kids, kids. So like we just thought it was really cool that it was actually working. But yeah, we there was maybe six of us, and we all got lifted into the air saying light as a fiat or just using our two fingers, like going up.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, but no one was like, it was crazy.
SPEAKER_03:That was crazy.
SPEAKER_02:Like we should try it tonight. No, just me and you. See if I could do it, Jessica. And you can lift me with your two fingers. Aw. That's what she said. Okay, team Freddie or team uh Jason. I'm gonna go Freddie. Okay, same.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, I'm gonna do Freddie. Like, I don't know, I think he's cuter.
SPEAKER_02:He's cuter, and again, he's funny. I think Freddie Kruger, like he's I need humor. If you wanna murder me while also making me laugh, I'm down with that. Jason, he just doesn't talk. Like, I need somebody who's gonna have a conversation with me. Like he never speaks.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah. We need a voice. You know, we need a voice, yeah, for sure.
SPEAKER_02:Would you rather be rocking a sexy costume with zero personality? So, like, uh, you know, when you go to college and everyone just wears this. I was a slutty bumblebee in college. Or a brilliant costume that you work so hard on, but then no one gets it. And I think I'd go sexy costume, zero personality, because it would really upset me if I walked out in a brilliantly thought-out concert and no one understood it.
SPEAKER_03:That'd be a I wanna go with you, but then I also I've never I've only like dressed sexy for Halloween, maybe like maybe two, three times in my life. And luckily, I've always had somebody get it. Even when I did like the girl with the dragon tattoo, which was one of my favorite costumes, and I really thought no one was gonna get it. And when I obviously it was the year the movie had came out, right? So everyone was aware of that. Um, and everyone knew who I was. It was crazy. I was I was I really genuinely thought no one would know.
SPEAKER_02:I did, yeah.
SPEAKER_03:But like, yeah, I just love being like Elvis. I've done you know, I did a reigning men costume where I had an umbrella with a bunch of little men sticking out of it.
SPEAKER_02:I like that. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:So like I don't know. I would rather do that.
SPEAKER_02:Okay.
SPEAKER_03:I just feel like everyone does sexy costumes.
SPEAKER_02:I'm gonna change my answer. Well, yeah, so I even said, like, I'm going to some Halloween parties this weekend, and I'm like, I can't, I can't go to Spirit How Halloween and buy a package costume for these parties because people like like show up. And normally every year I do like a big Halloween photo shoot. I try to think ahead of like I do you know all the bells and whistles, um, which I'm trying to do this year as well. Do you have are you do like do you even when you go to Vegas, do you have an idea of what you're gonna wear? Are you still figuring it out?
SPEAKER_03:No, I have no idea. Last year, um, my boyfriend and I were Chucky and the bride. Okay. So he was Chucky and I was the bride, and it was fun. It was so cute.
SPEAKER_02:But like that, or you were Chucky and he was the bride.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, I wish. But he wouldn't be the bride. I could maybe one day get him to wear it, but no, not this time around. I can just see Ozzy being the bride. That'd be so cute. Show him those legs, baby. Okay, worst Halloween candy ever.
SPEAKER_02:I thought we everyone, it's a pretty universal answer, I think, unless you don't have the same universal answer. What is yours? Candy corn. I think that's one of the worst Halloween candies of all time.
SPEAKER_03:Mine and I is Swedish fish. I hate it.
SPEAKER_02:I hate Swedish fish. Oh, really?
SPEAKER_03:Wow, I thought you were gonna say you like.
SPEAKER_02:I hate it. I don't it's like eating I don't like. What are you eating?
SPEAKER_03:There's no taste. It looks like I'm just like chewing this weird, like I don't. Know. I just like I don't get it. I don't get the whole like I love Swedish fish. Don't get it. I think it's yucky.
SPEAKER_02:That might actually be the new, like I think, conversation people should have.
SPEAKER_03:Not just candy corn, but like candy corn, I can have like maybe four or five of them, and then I'm like, I'm done for the rest of the year. But Swedish fish, like, I'm never grabbing one of those out of a bag or a package. No. Hate them. Nope.
SPEAKER_02:And what's the other ones that are kind of like that? Or sour pouch kits. Sour patch kits. I don't like those either.
SPEAKER_03:Oh, see, I love sour patch kids. Because they're like warheads in a way. Just because they're sour? Yeah, I just love sour. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Um, okay, so Halloween Halloween. So have you done a West Hollywood Hall? Have you done the West Hollywood Halloween yet?
SPEAKER_03:Yes, I have done Hollywood Halloween one time and West Hollywood one time. Okay, what did you think about them? They're cool. It's just so much. Yeah. I just would rather be at someone's house, to be honest.
SPEAKER_02:Well, you're going out, especially I've done a Wii Ho once. A, you're kidding yourself if you're gonna get a drink in a timely manner, any of the bars, because the bar it's out the door. B, uh they jack up the prices, so they're surcharging everything. So I got like a vodka soda, I got a like a double vodka soda at like a dive bar in Wii Ho, and it was$48. No. And I was like, this is kind of ridiculous. Yeah. Um and then also things have been a little bit weird, you know, if we've been all seeing the news, you know, a little bit kind of scary out there. Last year, there was this guy who was wearing like a purge mask, and he just kept like showing up wherever we were showing up and just kind of standing there staring creakily. And I just got so uncomfortable. I'm like, I don't know if I trust like being out and about haul. And maybe I'm just being too jaded.
SPEAKER_03:Okay, well, this is how I feel about Halloween horror nights.
SPEAKER_01:Okay.
SPEAKER_03:Because they walk around with you know, chainsaws and things like that, like the workers. And my thing is that do we do background checks on these people who are for characters?
SPEAKER_02:I'm sure they're doing background checks. Because Yeah, you can't, you can't they're not giving them real chainsaws. Sorry.
SPEAKER_03:I was like looking at you trying to let you like fix that. Like what's happening so I but I don't know. I know mine's like a little itchy. She's like, um No, I just feel like someone's actually gonna kill you.
SPEAKER_02:I just feel like Hall and Horganized.
SPEAKER_03:How do you know? There's no way that's how do you know someone someone gets through a background check and now they're they're walking around with a you know a real chainsaw and then they're trying to like be funny. I don't think they can. I mean, if you showed up with a chainsaw, it would be very, very crazy.
SPEAKER_02:I think it's more scared. Like I did, there was one the uh haunted houses or haunted like trails, like the outside ones. I think those are the ones I'd be more scared of of like someone actually murdering, murdering you. But I feel like theme park haunts, they keep they keep that so tight and buttoned up.
SPEAKER_03:I get that, but I'm just that it is it is like a very yeah, I know.
SPEAKER_02:I mean, you never know. You never know what anyone's gonna do. But yes, a good Halloween house party with your friends, your libations that aren't costing you$50 a pop.
SPEAKER_03:Yes, I would rather have that.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's just just a little, it's a little bit different these days than it than it used to be. But all exciting. Like I'm thinking like this year, like I love seeing how creative people are with Halloween costumes that we were talking about. So with all the we have so many um horror movies that came out this year. Right. So I'm so curious how many of those like characters are gonna come through. Like, for example, Weapons, which is one of the best horror movies of the year, which we haven't seen yet, right? No, you thought it's not very scary, but it's it's really cool. Oh, okay. But Aunt Gladys is one of the main characters, and I feel like there's gonna be a ton of like people dressed up as Aunt Gladys. I think we're gonna see some like Bride of Frankenstein and Frankenstein'cause the new Frankenstein movie's coming out.
SPEAKER_03:We're gonna see a lot of K-pop demon hunters, a lot of I'm sure, especially with like the kiddos. Yes. Um, but you know what's funny is on my TikTok, I've been seeing a lot of people um cutting out Drake's face and like wearing it as a mask. And I don't know why. I don't know like if there's something that we're missing, but I've been seeing it everywhere, and I'm I'm it's funny, like it is funny, but I don't know why. Like, did he do something funny? Drake has always do himself funny. I mean, Drake's always funny, like honestly, let's be real. But like it's just it's just one of those things where you know what's happening.
SPEAKER_02:What did we showed me a funny video um earlier of a a Diddy?
SPEAKER_03:Oh, yes. We're gonna see a lot of that too. We're gonna see a lot of that, which I I genuinely don't think we should be doing that. It was somebody with a Diddy mask, and then his girlfriend was um baby oil, right? Baby oil. And I don't condone that. I don't, it's like it's hard not to laugh at it, but it's just like it's crazy. People just don't have a care in the world, like they just don't care. I could never do something like that. But that was insane. I had to show Kayla because I was in shock. At first, I didn't even realize what his girlfriend was until I really looked at her shirt because it was uh mirrored, so it was backwards in the camera, obviously. And so I'm like looking, I'm like, oh, oh no, oh no. Oh, okay. Here we go. Here we go.
SPEAKER_02:And there wouldn't be a lot of that. I mean, people like the short the shock factor costumes, but yes, I am very interested. And we're gonna make we want you all to send pictures of your Holland costumes. This is obviously our first one, probably not our best one of this season, but they're only gonna get better.
SPEAKER_03:Well, first for starters, I mean it's like my costume, you know. Like I I um it's yeah, it's just like hard to get air in here. Um, it's just so tight.
SPEAKER_02:I will maybe, yeah, again, maybe it was sabotage.
SPEAKER_03:Maybe I just yeah, Kayla was like, I knew it was a child six, you know?
SPEAKER_02:But yeah, anyway, so excited about Halloween. Like, yeah, be safe, send us your Halloween costume. This is our first one. Let us know what you thought about this episode. Um and yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, this is our favorite season. This is so fun. This is the beginning to all of the seasons, right?
SPEAKER_02:Your favorite holiday. Yes. And wait, this is great. So wait, so wait, wait, Kayla, what the f What?
SPEAKER_04:Oh my god, what are you doing? Oh my god. Hello, welcome, welcome to the Milk and Honey. Welcome, we're gonna be here right here.
SPEAKER_03:Oh my god.
SPEAKER_04:Welcome. Oh, hello.
SPEAKER_02:I've been wanting to scare Vanessa for quite some time. So I'm hoping maybe she got were you sc do you not were you not scared? I mean, I was, but what the heck is going on? Well, listen, I have been working on Vanessa for quite some time. You get this, right?
SPEAKER_01:Oh, by the way, look, we we got if you want a Louis Vuitton version, yeah. Maybe, you know, make the wardrobe sometime, we got you.
SPEAKER_02:Vanessa and I have been doing this podcast now for about uh six months, and when we first started, she was terrified of anything scary. And now we have gotten her in. We go to scary movies together, scary premieres, and now she's dressed as a very small fitted Megan.
SPEAKER_03:Um, track of the dolls. Okay, well, how are you guys doing? You're not gonna kill me, are you?
SPEAKER_00:No.
SPEAKER_03:Okay, great. Not today. Oh no, Jason.
SPEAKER_02:What do you have to say about that? Right? Here, I know he doesn't say, but just in case we're gonna put the mic even closer to you, just in case we hear a little breathing coming out of him.
SPEAKER_03:Oh my gosh, I can't believe you guys are actually here.
SPEAKER_02:That is insane. Well, I know we don't, I know you have a lot to do. I know you have probably some sewer you have to go visit in a little bit later, right? Yep. But we thought it'd be fun to do a little bit of a QA, a little bit of a rapid fire game. I think you guys are down for that. So, what do we think? Down? He's saying yes.
SPEAKER_04:I see a thumbs up. Right. Oh my god! You're so good down the clown.
SPEAKER_02:I'm not even a funny one on this show. Okay, I'm supposed to be the funny redhead here. Okay.
SPEAKER_03:Sister!
SPEAKER_02:Yes. All right, we're gonna go right into it. Ready? Be honest, Pennywise. Who's your skincare routine? Sewer water or souls?
SPEAKER_00:Sewer water.
SPEAKER_04:Sewer water. Bottle that up and celebrated. I knew. I freaking do it.
SPEAKER_00:That could make me bank in Amazon, huh?
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, right. Etsy, Etsy shop?
SPEAKER_03:Etsy.
SPEAKER_00:Like bottles like that.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, just like that. As long as from Etsy and not Timu. No, no Timu. Okay, Jason, how do you stay in shape with no cardio and constant murder?
SPEAKER_02:That's true. You go at like three, you in the long walk, maybe if I saw that, you would not survive that because you walk way less than two miles per hour when you're going after your victims. So, yeah, how do you say it, say and such a shape?
SPEAKER_01:Oh, that makes sense. Yes.
SPEAKER_02:Thank you.
SPEAKER_01:Everyone should take that. Everyone should take that.
SPEAKER_02:Everyone should take it. This guy's name. All right, what's your favorite type of victim?
SPEAKER_00:Oh, this the scary one.
SPEAKER_02:So a Vanessa would actually. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_03:I'm actually like sweating, like sitting next to you right now. I don't know if it's this wig or if it's just you. I'm not really.
SPEAKER_04:Maybe a little crush. Maybe.
SPEAKER_03:Uh I think I'm I think I think Megan would be have a crush on the go to. I can tell you. Yeah. Yeah. You guys are like funny together, you know? Yeah. Chucky and Penny and Peggy. Yeah, and Megan and Jason. Okay. What? Okay, do either of you guys have a safe word? Yeah, what'd be the safe word?
SPEAKER_02:You're torturing me. What do I have to say to get you to stop?
SPEAKER_00:Stop blowing a nose balloon.
SPEAKER_04:Stop blowing a nose balloon. You agree?
SPEAKER_03:What's your safe word? Yes. That makes sense too. Love that.
SPEAKER_04:Love that. Okay.
SPEAKER_03:It's new. Oh.
SPEAKER_02:You're learning something about him too. I love that. Um, would you ever start an OnlyFans called Slay Daddy?
SPEAKER_00:He would.
SPEAKER_03:Well, I mean, yeah, you don't have to talk to Ah!
SPEAKER_04:I thought he was gonna say Yes. I thought he was gonna say yes.
SPEAKER_00:Sewer water and buck teeth.
SPEAKER_04:Sewer okay. Oh that's that's hot. I love the fact Slay Daddy.
SPEAKER_03:Slay Daddy. What candy? What candy would you kill for?
SPEAKER_00:Cotton candy.
SPEAKER_03:Oh, that's a good that's a good one.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, he agreed. You can even dig the bucket if there's any of those in there that you think he would kill for. You know, if there's anything that you like in there. What's while he's digging? What's your that's my favorite too!
SPEAKER_00:You know what I'm digging? This hand over here.
SPEAKER_04:Oh right. You would do a little talk to me later? Yes.
SPEAKER_00:Um, I thought it was Georgie's, but nothing.
SPEAKER_02:It's Georgie all like tatted up. Uh, what's your biggest ick in a victim?
SPEAKER_00:Oh. Uh the fruity ones.
SPEAKER_02:The flirty ones?
SPEAKER_00:The fruity ones.
SPEAKER_04:Oh, the fruity ones. Why?
SPEAKER_00:Because they flirt with me.
SPEAKER_04:Oh! You don't like being flirted with? It's like, I'm trying to eat here. Don't play with your food.
SPEAKER_00:I guess don't play with your I'm about to tear you up a new one, and you're over here saying, please. No, Daddy.
SPEAKER_04:Oh, you agree. Oh, he agrees. Oh, here you go.
SPEAKER_03:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:We'll knock out two more.
SPEAKER_03:Who would win in a dance battle? You or Michael Myers?
SPEAKER_00:Dancing clown. Myers is just a little stalkerish.
SPEAKER_03:That's true. He doesn't really know how to move. He's kind of like stochotic. Yeah. You have more of that, like you got the flow fit too.
SPEAKER_02:It all flows with the winds. Yes. Slay daddy.
SPEAKER_03:Honey.
SPEAKER_02:Slay daddy. Favorite horror movie that isn't your own.
SPEAKER_00:Ooh. I gotta give it to Freddie.
SPEAKER_03:Yes, we've been talking a lot about Freddie this episode. I love it. What about you? What's your favorite horror film? Oh Chucky!
SPEAKER_04:Chuck Blue. Yes! Oh my gosh, I love that. I love that.
SPEAKER_01:Well, that was that was fun. Do you have fun? Was that like the best fun we've had so far this Halloween season?
SPEAKER_02:For sure. Yes. For sure.
SPEAKER_01:Melissa guys.
SPEAKER_02:I can't believe you guys are here. I know. This is kind of surreal. And I feel like you're gonna be like haunting me like from now on. And maybe soon though, if we see you guys out in public again, Vanessa's gonna do her best to scare you guys.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, when I see you guys out at one of our premieres, it's my turn. Okay. I'm really good sometimes.
SPEAKER_00:Don't forget, welcome to Dairy.
SPEAKER_02:Welcome to OES! You can't be so excited. I've been counting down for months at all this. 26, right? That's this this weekend, guys. Welcome to Dairy. We'll do some bench party. Yes, we will. We'll be thinking about you. Yes. Don't miss it. We will. And make sure you follow these two guys on social media. I'll put their social media handles here soon, and you can see them dance their way through the holidays through actually the entire year. Yes.
SPEAKER_03:Follow.
SPEAKER_05:Or you'll float.
SPEAKER_03:And also, you guys, like, remember, your favorite honeys right now, including these two, are signing off. So go stir up some dangerous stuff in that pot.
SPEAKER_02:Have some fun, beast. Yes. Uh yeah, go stop by, go stop by the sewer if you want to. Right. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Look for a red balloon.
SPEAKER_02:Look for a red balloon. Or don't. Or don't. Alright, everybody. Thank you guys so much for watching. Happy Halloween! Happy Halloween! If you don't get eaten first.
