Lucky, Drunk & Historically Confused | The Milk & Honeys St. Patty’s Day Special

St. Patrick’s Day is here, and we’re celebrating the only way we know how: dressed in green, drinking questionable beer, and attempting to learn Irish history we absolutely should have Googled beforehand.

In this chaotic holiday episode, we test our knowledge in a game of “Real Irish Fact or Drunk Lie,” pull ridiculous questions from the Pot O’ Chaos, debate St. Patty’s Day hot takes, and head out into West Hollywood for a man-on-the-street segment with strangers who may or may not be sober.

Along the way we uncover the truth about leprechauns, the snake myth, why Chicago dyes its river green, and how America basically turned a religious feast day into an international drinking holiday.

Expect green beer, bad accents, questionable history lessons, and at least one apology to the entire country of Ireland.

Transcript

St. Patrick’s Day Setup

SPEAKER_00 0:00

Welcome everybody back to Milk and Honeys. If you cannot guess what we're celebrating today, I understand that. Because we're normally in a green studio. But we added, we're sprinkling a little bit more green because it's St. Patrick's Day. This is the only place where two women who definitely did not study Irish history are going to teach it to you while drinking green beer. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 0:21

We have a shot at the green beer. Right. Green beer. Green beer. Even though maybe we won't drink it because I already took a sip and aesthetically, we probably shouldn't.

SPEAKER_00 0:31

Because we blue Shrek. My teenager in green.

SPEAKER_01 0:34

But if you're new here, I'm Vanessa Curry, alongside my beautiful co-host.

SPEAKER_00 0:39

I'm Kayla Becker. And welcome everyone to the St. Patty's Day special. You look really, I think green might be your color, honestly.

SPEAKER_01 0:47

You know, green reminds me of money. Oh. And I love money in my account.

SPEAKER_00 0:54

So I hope it's my color. Isn't it funny that we just like we coincidentally like started uh filming in a green studio almost a year ago because we just knew the studio would bring us money. I mean it's exactly you know, green blue, but like greenish blue. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:09

And I and I will say it has brought us some money. So it has. It's doing what it's supposed to.

Wild St. Paddy’s Memories

SPEAKER_00 1:15

Oh my God. So we um again, we're not historians. I when I was doing like some researching about St. Paddy's Day and the history of it, I didn't realize how many things were so wrong. Oh, almost. So I think it's our job to teach you what's true and what's false about St. Paddy's Day. Absolutely. But before we get to that, I think this is the one holiday out of all the holidays. We live in West Hollywood. We use every holiday as an excuse to get, you know, little drunk and naughty on the boulevard. Do you have like a memory that comes to mind of like one of the most ridiculous, insane moments you had on a St. Paddy's Day?

SPEAKER_01 1:49

I actually do. Now that you just mentioned that, it was when I first moved out here, which was like a long time ago. It's like 18, 19 years ago.

SPEAKER_00 2:00

Okay, I'm only 18 or 19. Third time I've used that joke, but I just love to make your feel older than me.

SPEAKER_01 2:05

And um, my friends and I went to Laguna Beach because they have a huge like bar crawl, St. Paddy's situation. And I remember some of my friends with Sharpies wrote shh on their finger. This was like a thing back in the day. If you're a millennial, you probably know what I'm talking about. Or you would draw a mustache. Okay. We should have done that. I know, we forgot. I just thought of this right now as you were asking me what is like the most chaotic. And I'm telling you, like, we almost all got tattoos that night of I had shh, and then some of my friends had a mustache. Thank you, so glad you have today. Goodness, we were at least drunk smart people and didn't get them tattoos.

SPEAKER_00 2:54

Drunk smart is a new version. If you get pulled over with like a DUI, drunk smart should be one of the yeah. You blow you blow drunk smart.

SPEAKER_01 3:01

Yeah, like I'm I'm drunk, but I'm still smart.

SPEAKER_00 3:05

Um, how about you? Well, me and my friends, and I lived in Orlando, Florida back in the day, and there was one Irish pub. And we would go and see how I hate, I'm not a Guinness fan, and Guinness obviously is the beer of the Irish. And we would see how many Irish carbombs we could take. We get the chance, and I could always out drink anybody, I thought, to my knowledge. But then my friends would like wake me up in the bushes. Years straight, I would like go get really messed up on Irish car bombs and then take a nap in the bushes. And this was like it was tradition. This was tradition for you. It was just tradition. I'm like, you know where to find, you know where to find me, guys. I'll see you. It's only 7:30 p.m., but you know where to find me. I learned something new. The bush to the left outside the bar. I learned something new about Gila every episode. Now, you actually have Irish in you. I do. Not at the time because he's Mexican, but like you are, right? Damn.

SPEAKER_01 3:54

That was a good one, too. You're so funny in your Irish costume. Um, yes, I am half Irish. My dad loved St. Patty's Day. He was Irish. And I was just telling Kayla that every single year he would buy, I don't remember like the name of what it is. My sister's probably yelling at the screen again. Luckily, it hasn't happened for her in a while. So it was this, it came in a little box and it looked like a little potato, like an Irish potato. Yeah. But it was actually like chocolate, like marshmallow, kind of had like walnuts in it. And and my dad, it was like my dad's favorite little treat for St. Patrick's Day. We're gonna find them. I know we should. We have, yeah. I think about it all the time, every year, but too late.

SPEAKER_00 4:41

But we like collect them and like I mean, chocolate according to my grandmother, you can like eat chocolates that are expired for like 10 years. I think you could eat. Just pick out the worms and the maggots, and you're fine. Yeah, it's that's what my Irish grandmother used to do. It's it's protein. It's protein. We all need a little more protein. Um, okay, so we watch other people again. We are in West Hollywood. Right. On a random Tuesday, sorry, I keep playing footsie with you. It's okay. Like something like you know, it gets me all turned on on St. Paddy's Day. Maybe it's like little short men, little replica's running around with beards. There's a lot of those when we go too. But they call them bears.

SPEAKER_01 5:16

And if you know, you know.

SPEAKER_00 5:17

You know, you know, but we see a lot of people make some crazy decisions on St. Paddy's Day. Do you have any friends that you can like that you've seen other people from afar make bad decisions? Are you already like too much in that?

SPEAKER_01 5:28

I I honestly think it was that time where we were younger and just, you know, back in the day, I don't think this happens very often anymore. But back in the day, we would just go to random houses on the beach because they would have like house parties. Which is the house party. Right. And you would just walk in a random house and someone's handing you a green beer or like you know. What do you think it is about this holiday?

SPEAKER_00 5:52

Or maybe it's holidays like specifically that like just turns people into like absolute lunatics. Everything is there, is something special about St. Paddy's Day that gives us all an excuse. And we're about to play a game, by the way. We're gonna debunk some of these like traditions that we think were, you know, traditionalized by the Irish that were not true. Clearly Americanized because we are drinkers. Um, we just wonder what it is about St. Paddy's Day where people are just like, ah.

SPEAKER_01 6:17

I think it's just like, hello, we're talking about gold and money and and you know, like little leprechauns giving you luck. I mean, that's what I love about it.

SPEAKER_00 6:27

Versus like Santa Claus, who's what? Coming in uninvited through your chimney with gifts that I probably didn't even ask for if I was good, define good Santa. The little leprechauns don't care if I was good or bad. They prefer if I'm bad. Right. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 6:41

Take that because they're little sneaky little guys. I remember growing up to in dance class every St. Patrick's Day. We would psychotic, we would sit there and we'd be like, Oh my god, do you see this little, this little bump right here? That's a leprechaun on your hand. Like, that is something we would do. And I'm like, that's some white people shit right there. I was trying to do this, but these are so big I can't even like it. As I was raised by white people, I don't know why I'm saying that.

SPEAKER_00 7:07

But yeah, very white. Uh okay, so we're gonna play okay. We're this whole episode is gonna be about drunk games. If you can't tell, I'm a little tipsy right now because we had to be to do this episode. Yeah, so I'm gonna take a sip of my not I'm not saying what this is because they don't sponsor us. Sponsor us. But they should. Should we just say, should we call them out? Absolutely not. Cheers. Okay, cheers. Okay, it's not, it's not, it's not brown, and it's not like a hoof, you know. Oh, are you trying to give the name away? Like the opposite without saying the name, like the opposite of brown hoof would be like a or a I don't know if anyone's gonna get that, but it's fine.

SPEAKER_01 7:43

I I get it. I don't get it. You don't get it? Because I do know a white.

SPEAKER_00 7:52

Well, no, that that's the color, but what's the people what's the oh I see what's the opposite of a hoov?

SPEAKER_01 7:57

Yeah, you know. So if you don't get that, well, maybe that's on us. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:04

Okay, so this game is called uh Irish Fact or Drunk Lie.

SPEAKER_01 8:08

Okay, perfect.

SPEAKER_00 8:10

Here we go. So before we start, this is a quick mini history lesson, which you all probably need. And by lesson, I mean the version you get from two girls drinking a green beer, which we don't want to be green, but that's what we were doing. St. Padise started as a religious feast day in Ireland, honoring the great Saint Patrick, the missionary who helped spread Christianity there around the fifth century. Over time, it turned into a celebration of Irish culture and identity. A lot of the traditions we associate with the holiday today, parades, wearing green, and especially the drinking, really took off. Where? The USA when Irish immigrants began celebrating their heritage publicly.

SPEAKER_01 8:47

So basically, America's America's America, because there's only one. America turned it into a party. You know, dad always told me I'd know when I was adult what it meant to be Irish, because it meant that we knew how to drink. And here I am in my mid-40s. We know how we know how to drink.

SPEAKER_00 9:10

We know how to drink. And I like drinking. But okay, so that means that uh many of their traditions are real history. And so, but also some are you know drunk myths. So we're playing a game called Real Irish Fact or Drunk Lie. Here we go. I'm gonna read. We're both gonna go back and forth reading, right? These facts are lies, and then you have to guess, you know, which is which is so first one's an easy layup. St. Patrick really wasn't he wasn't actually Irish. Well, I say he was. He wasn't. Saint Patrick wasn't actually Irish, and that is why we can't believe it. He was actually born in Britain, okay? When he was a teenager, he was kidnapped by Irish raiders and brought to Ireland as a slave. Okay. Um, after escaping and returning home, he later came back to Ireland as a missionary to uh spread Christianity.

SPEAKER_01 10:03

Okay, so uh the patron saint of Ireland isn't Irish a cold switcher. That is that's like there's so many things wrong with the world, but that's right.

SPEAKER_00 10:17

Does it change how you feel about the holiday?

SPEAKER_01 10:19

Because not really, not I mean, not really, but like why kind of makes me think a little. Where the hell did this holiday? I mean, I get it.

SPEAKER_00 10:26

Like we should be having some bangers and mash and like a big, you know.

SPEAKER_01 10:30

It's fine. It's okay. Okay. Okay, fine. Okay, question two. Ireland never actually had snakes, so St. Patrick couldn't have driven them out. Is that real or false? What do y'all think?

SPEAKER_00 10:46

That is real.

unknown 10:48

It is real.

SPEAKER_00 10:48

That is a that's a true fact. I know I like that fact because you don't like snakes.

SPEAKER_01 10:53

I actually like snakes. Yeah, they're not bad. No, I I like them. I think they're very, they're they're like they're soothing, sizzly, you know, not sizzly. Vanessa Curry, snakes are soothing and sizzly. No, no, I had a friend in uh elementary school who had a snake, a pet snake, and he would bring it to, I was I went to a Catholic school. So on uh uh when you would bless the animals, bless it of the animals, it was like a day at our school, and so everyone would bring their pets. And so my friend would always bring his snakes, and my parents worked really far. So he would always he had two snakes, so he would let me hold one of the snakes.

SPEAKER_00 11:29

Was it like a like a like a like a one you could wrap around? Yeah, kind of snake. Oh wow, okay.

SPEAKER_01 11:33

It was like it, but it was like a garden snake, but like big, but like not a garden, I guess garden snakes are small, but it was like a snake that didn't bite you and so it was an anaconda that was yeah, yeah, yeah. I just wrapped it around and I was like, bless the snake. The more you know. But okay, yeah, so but the lore behind it scientists say Ireland never had snakes after the ice age because the island was separated from mainland Europe before snakes could migrate there.

SPEAKER_00 11:59

So basically, propaganda has been a thing for all ages. So the famous story about St. Patrick driving snakes out of Ireland is symbolic, probably. Historians think the snakes represented the pagan religions that existed before Christianity spread. So very similar to our current president of the United States and all of his propaganda.

SPEAKER_01 12:17

Right. So was this clever story you're telling, or is propaganda. Yeah.

Why Everything Turned Green

SPEAKER_00 12:21

Clearly. Okay. So as we're decked out in our outfits right now, the original color associated with St. Patrick's Day was what color? Not green. It was blue. It was blue. It was blue. Early images of St. Patrick actually show him wearing blue. Green became associated with the holiday later because Ireland is called the Emerald Isle. And the shamrock became a symbol of Irish pride. So green beer is basically branding. So when Vanessa, when I was spilled the green beer earlier, she took a giant sip to keep it from spilling and her entire mouth turned green. That is branding. You're welcome. You're welcome, St. Patty's Day. He took one for the team. He took one for the team. Mark Rand in here with paper. I know, and I'm sitting there trying to sip the beer so it's like flowing over the dear St. Patrick. I did this for you. Oh, you think this holiday would be less fun if everything was blue instead of green? Yes. I mean, green is like green is money.

SPEAKER_01 13:19

Hello. Like the pot of gold. Which we have.

SPEAKER_00 13:22

Which we do have. That's our pot of gold. It might be real, it might not.

SPEAKER_01 13:27

It's real. You guys probably fake. It's real. Okay. It's real fake. Um okay. Chicago dyes its river bright green every St. Patrick's Day. Is that real or false? That is real. Which is crazy.

SPEAKER_00 13:43

If I'm already in Chicago, you know, I don't know if the rivers look that appetizing normally, and the river is now green. I don't know if I'm having any interest in being a part of that.

SPEAKER_01 13:53

Yeah. I mean, why do people go in the river in Chicago?

SPEAKER_00 13:56

I'm sure. I mean, people get so drunk. I'm sure people dive into the river and they shouldn't. I mean, you've been to like the river walk in San Antonio. Like, people are not supposed to get into that water, but I once was drunk and I jumped into it.

SPEAKER_01 14:06

So yes, Chicago started dyeing its river green in 1962. City workers were originally using dye to track pollution leaks in the water system. So it wasn't even really.

SPEAKER_00 14:17

We should talk to our grandparents, they probably jumped into that river in 1962. For sure. For sure. So when we realized the dye turned the river neon green, and the city turned it into a St. Patty's Day tradition.

SPEAKER_01 14:28

Okay, so if Los Angeles had to dye something green every year for a holiday, what would it be? Let's be honest, the sidewalks can be had to look pretty green every weekend. I don't know what color it is. I don't know if it's green, but the sidewalk colors they have different colors.

SPEAKER_00 14:41

It's not appetizing. Not not that we're not talking about the rainbow. I just mean like after all the puke stains. Yeah. There's definitely a color on the sidewalks. Okay, we have a couple more for sure. Leprechauns were originally mischievous trickster spirits in Irish folklore.

SPEAKER_01 14:55

I mean, that ha of course that's true. Like that's real.

SPEAKER_00 14:59

Hello. Have you seen the movie or the leprechaun movies? No, because you don't watch horror.

SPEAKER_01 15:03

Oh, you oh no, no, no, no, not that. I thought you were talking about like tricks for kids, you know? I've seen that. That's not a leprechaun. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_00 15:10

I thought I always still believed leprechauns are like little funny like tricksters. Yeah, we were. No. So in old Irish folklore, leprechauns were not cute or serial mascots. Yes, as you're yes. They were fairy like tricksters who made shoes and guarded hidden trevor treasure.

SPEAKER_01 15:27

So lucky the leprechaun really cleaned up their reputation.

SPEAKER_00 15:31

But if leprechauns were real, like what do you think they'd be like? Us. Really? I still thought leprechauns would be like mean little cuts. I don't think so. I think they'd be like this. I think they'd be like, they'd be like the pickpocketers in DC, you know? Like they're just I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 15:46

I think they want to find the good people and give them gold.

SPEAKER_00 15:50

Why do you think there's a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow, which no one can find? Do you think they said they want to like, you know? Yeah, they're tricking us. They're tricksters. They're tricking us. But they're nice. They will make it easy.

Food Myths And Culture Mixups

SPEAKER_01 16:03

Yeah, because they they have to be nice in order to trick you properly. They can't be mean. Okay. If they're mean, then we're not gonna even listen to them. But if they're if you're mean to me, I listen to you. That's my dating life. You're mean to me. If that is called toxicity, yes. Whatever you say, Saya. Okay. Most people in Ireland traditionally ate bacon with cabbage, not corned beef, actually. Okay. Which is crazy because I did not know that.

SPEAKER_00 16:30

I thought corned beef and cabbage was like actually same. Yeah. I love I like I like corned beef.

SPEAKER_01 16:35

Is there any food that like you think people thought that you were supposed to have, but you didn't?

SPEAKER_00 16:42

I mean, I thought that was corned beef.

SPEAKER_01 16:44

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 16:44

Right? Yeah. But it's not that's not that. Yeah, it's bacon. But corned beef, I think it was it's cheaper. It was cheaper, right? Is that why?

SPEAKER_01 16:52

Yes, because the uh they said the immigrants in New York live near Jewish communities where corned beef was affordable. So and it was always on every corner. So that's why they uh flocked more towards that than you know.

SPEAKER_00 17:04

Yeah, then Bia Khan. I don't know why I used that accent. That was called that was a that's a different culture. Um, okay, so what food that's a different culture. What food accent was that? That was Jamaican. Completely indifferent. Um, I'm so sorry. Um for what food besides queso do people think represent your culture, but actually doesn't. Side note, side story. I was to take a sip of my brown hoof. So we were at a Mexican restaurant in West Hollywood, which by the way, I'm not gonna shop them out. I'm like being mean to them. No, no, no. But they were the worst restaurant I've been to since I've lived in West Hollywood. And however, they did have a form of melted cheese dip. And I was like, let's order this.

SPEAKER_01 17:56

She's like, I literally was like, Oh yeah, oh my gosh, let's get some queso. And then what did you just call it? It's called queso, has the non-Latin person in it. And I said, that is the most Texas white thing I've ever heard you say. She tried to tell me. I tried to mansplain. Yeah, she's like, it's it's pronounced queso, and I'm like, appsa fucking literally not. It's called queso, but sure, if you want to call it queso, by all means, please do. Well, you what's what's like a cuisine that you would say is like misrepresent, like people think it's I think a lot of people uh think popusas are Nicarawan food. Okay, and it's actually Salvadorian. But I I there is a lot of people who think that like papusas are like a Nicarawan, but it's all central, it's from it's still from Central America, but it's technically a Salvadorian dish. Okay, yeah. So that's for us. Not not queso. Not queso. Well, queso is something that, yeah, people my name is Kayla.

SPEAKER_00 18:57

I'm just trying to put a K before it, like Te Kayla. Queso. I'm just like K everything, not K everything. That's wait. I was like, yeah, no, we're not K everything. Don't do drugs, kids. Okay. Uh here's another one. Guinness was originally created as a breakfast drink. I would assume in Ireland, everyone drank, like I grew up drinking orange juice and milk with my breakfast. I would assume they'd give you Guinness as a child. But apparently that's not true. People were just alcoholics and wanted to have Guinness for breakfast. You put Guinness in your lucky charms. Yep. You know, and then you just scoop it right out. Woo-hoo, you know. And then what about in Ireland pubs are legally required to give free drinks on St. Patty's Day? I wish that was true, but that is a drunk lie. I I mean they should. They really should. What would the American version of that? Like on this holiday, everyone gets this drink for free. Like the most American drink is probably like you get a Bud Light, I guess.

SPEAKER_01 19:54

It would be a beer. I'm assuming.

unknown 19:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:57

Right, Mark? Yeah. Or like you get a vodka soda. Vodka soda. No, no, no, no. You know, the vodka is not American.

SPEAKER_01 20:06

No. I would say like a Bud Light.

SPEAKER_00 20:08

A natty light. You get a natty light.

SPEAKER_01 20:10

Fourth of July.

SPEAKER_00 20:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:12

Because the Bud Light headquarters is actually in LA.

Fake Blessings And Irish Curses

SPEAKER_00 20:16

Okay. So that makes sense. Um, okay, we're gonna skip this part because we're gonna go out. And in a minute, we're gonna get up and like leave and go out to West Hollywood before we close out or when we close out to ask people questions. Yes. But before we go, we're gonna do some honeys in the wild. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do a couple, we're gonna do a couple challenges and a couple superstitions, and then we're gonna go have some fun and have a little like a few more drinks. We clearly need them. All right, so I need you to give a ridiculous fake Irish blessing. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 20:46

Okay. Ready? May your beer stay cold and your bad decisions stay entertaining.

SPEAKER_00 20:52

That's a really good Irish blessing.

SPEAKER_01 20:54

Your bad decisions are really entertaining.

SPEAKER_00 20:56

What bad decisions have I made? I make good decisions. My bad decisions are like Vanessa Vanessa's like, let's do XYZ. I'm like, okay.

SPEAKER_01 21:03

Oh, so it's my fault.

SPEAKER_00 21:04

It is your fault. I'm so glad we came to that realization on this St. Patty's Day episode.

unknown 21:09

All right.

SPEAKER_00 21:09

My dad would be so proud. Now an Irish curse or a past X, no names allowed, which would be like, may your phone always die when you need directions home. Which by the way happened to me when Verizon had the whole like power grid outage and I couldn't figure out where the hell I was going. Because even though I have lived in West Hollowed for three years, you think I can get to the grove by myself without directions? No. So I think my ex made that onto me. Honestly, probably, because that was wild. That was the I was with you that day. Thank goodness. That was the worst day of my life. Yeah. All of a sudden Verizon's like, nope, no one gets to know where they're going for it was like hours and hours.

SPEAKER_01 21:46

Yeah, no. Okay, but like, do you actually believe in luck?

SPEAKER_00 21:50

Okay, so we're all a little superstitious sometimes, right? Like I'm I you you can't walk under a ladder. So I do. Cause I'm like, let's end this now. Or I will split a pole.

SPEAKER_01 22:02

I knock on wood. I do knock on wood, even if it's my head, because I can't find wood at the moment. It's like knock on wood. But your head's not made of wood. I know. Well, that's not gonna work. Hard to differ. What are your superstitions? Um I don't really like, I don't know. You're more like a manifestation person. Yeah, like I don't know. People hate like black crows and black cats, and I love them. So I don't like like if I see those things, or even the number 666, people get like super weirded out by. And I'm like, that number is literally just telling you like slow down, take a breath, take a beat, okay, and then go. It's not necessarily being like the devil is upon you. It's literally just a number of being like, hey, it's yes, I yes, it is a little bit like jarring, but take a breath and slow down and then keep going. Okay.

unknown 22:54

All right.

SPEAKER_00 22:54

So you're superstitious like a healthy way. Yeah. I don't know, I shut down your entire life because like I I would do that in certain instances.

SPEAKER_01 23:02

If I see 666 more than once one time a day, I used to be like I'm but but now when I see it, I I genuinely What's funny with Vanessa?

SPEAKER_00 23:11

Anytime we're hanging out, she catches every single angel number all the time. So if it's like 1111, 333, 444, 555, 666. I'm like, do you have an alarm on your phone when these things happen? But it's every time. So I assume she's like good luck, which is why I stay so close to her. Because eventually this good luck is going to rub off on me. Now I have three bruises on my face, which means the good luck has not rubbed off on me because I'm still running into doors every day. But I'm hoping eventually it happens.

SPEAKER_01 23:35

I do, I do like, you know, I manifest for you.

SPEAKER_00 23:39

So hopefully you currently manifest for me? Yeah. Manifest harder. Okay. Let's go. Let's let's let's wrap this up.

SPEAKER_01 23:45

Clearly, I need to manifest harder.

Bless Curse Or Banish Debate

SPEAKER_00 23:46

Oh, okay. One more game, and then we gotta go and harass people when we ho. Yeah, this is gonna be this game is called Bless, Curse, or Banish. Bless is a good idea, curse a bad idea. Banish should never exist. So I'm gonna I'll name these topics and then you name yours. First one, green beer based on your experience today. This is card 12. Great. Green beer.

SPEAKER_01 24:06

Green, well, the fact that it turned my mouth green, I'm gonna say banish that shit. Like I only took one sip, you guys. This is not okay. Absolutely. And I have not taken any sips, so clearly I was trying to sabotage you. Yeah, exactly. So she wants me to be her good luck, but she's sabotaging her good luck. So here we go. I'm a self-sabotager. Okay, uh, holiday hookups.

SPEAKER_00 24:29

I mean, I've I would say curse. I would say banish them because sometimes, yeah, you gotta do what you gotta do. But like curse. Okay, Irish goodbyes. My favorite thing to do in the world, I say bless, bless, bless. I'm an Irish good buyer like you never believe.

SPEAKER_01 24:43

Bless, bless, bless. Maybe that's because I'm half Irish, but I don't know. I'm a good Irish good buyer.

SPEAKER_00 24:48

Some conversation you turn around and say hi to somebody, I'm gone.

SPEAKER_01 24:51

Yeah. But even so, like, I do the same thing. People like to say, like, oh, I know you were gone. But no, they don't. I leave our group of friends sometimes, go get a slice of pizza, and I come back, they had no idea I was gone.

SPEAKER_00 25:01

And they're like, No, we know she's gone because why the fuck didn't you bring us pizza? You clearly left you Irish goodbye and came back to bring a baby pizza. Do you have another piece? No, no, it's in my belly. It said she already ate it. I eat it before I get back. Irish car bombs. I would say banish curse because I don't want them to be banished.

SPEAKER_01 25:19

Uh-uh. I'm just like we're gonna have one on Wii Ho today. No, we're not. I'm trying, no, that type of it's like a Jaeger bomb, banish. Like those should be banished. But Irish car bombs are fun, and you get to like bang on the table and like yell stuff. But so same with like Jaeger bombs and like sake bombs. Yeah, I love banging on tables and yelling. You must be Irish.

SPEAKER_00 25:41

I must be. Am I? I gotta go back to my ancestor DNA. What about fake Irish accents on the dragon? Wait, is Alan coming? Is he Irish or Scottish? The the Oh, um from Traitas. Yeah, is that the same thing? So Mara from Love Island, she's they're Scott, they're Scottish, right? Scottish. I I don't know. I love if I could like do a fake Irish accent, I would do it.

SPEAKER_01 26:04

If I could no, I can't. If I could do it, I would just actually do it.

ext Year Predictions And Closing

SPEAKER_00 26:09

I love how I did the same part twice. Oh, I love that for us. Okay, drunk prophecies, and then we're gonna get out of here. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 26:19

Where do you think you'll be the next St. Patrick's Day? In a bush. I hope not because I'm not gonna be with her. Literally and figuratively. Oh my gosh. I cannot. Kidding. Where are you gonna be next at St. Patrick's Day? Um, I hope that we, as Milk and Honeys, are gonna be hosting our own event. Yeah, Milk and Honeys. I mean, for Milk and Honey's for St. Patrick's Day. No, that'd be great though. We have a Milk and Honey's like Yeah, a Milk and Honey's good luck day. A milk and honey's good luck day. I love that. Okay. What is something you hope is different in your life by this time next year? My bank account. Same sis. Like, I just need the bank account to look a little different. Give us some coins. I need real coins.

SPEAKER_00 27:10

Okay. Bring us some real coins. Half of these are edible chocolate ones, which I really do appreciate for this year. They really are like, you know, today I needed them. But like next year, I want them to be real. Yeah. You know, I'm gonna bite into one and break my tooth and then go to the bank. Absolutely. Well, I guess uh we're gonna close this out, this part here, and then just say, keep watching because again, we're gonna go out and harass people. And just a little disclaimer we're filming this episode two weeks before St. Patty's Day, which means we're about to go out dressed like this in the wild and confuse a hell out of some people. So this is gonna be worth it.

SPEAKER_01 27:43

But again, we're in West Hollywood, so everyone loves this shit. And we love that they love it. That's true, you know?

SPEAKER_00 27:50

Well, how do we close this one out, Vanessa?

SPEAKER_01 27:52

Oh, um, okay, so if you did find your pot of gold this episode, it's us. It's two honeys, no leprechauns, just vibes, like, follow, and come back next week for more tea. Because that is what melted honeys.

SPEAKER_00 28:12

Boom! There you go. You know, we all get lucky tonight.

SPEAKER_01 28:17

Get lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, like of the Irish. Okay, we will see you next week, guys. Goodbye.