The BRO Show: Season 4 Episode 4 - Kayla Giovinazzo

The Bro Show – Season 4 Episode 4
Kayla Giovinazzo: Family, Hot Takes, and Life Behind the Scenes

On this episode of The Bro Show, hosts Jamie Giovinazzo and Troy Sears sit down with Jamie’s wife, Kayla Giovinazzo, for a fun, unfiltered conversation full of family stories, relationship moments, and the kind of random debates that make The Bro Show what it is. From dream guests and dream collabs to boardwalk wins, office taste tests, and Jamie somehow hurting himself during an ab check, this episode keeps things light, honest, and hilarious.

Kayla brings her own perspective to the table, calling things out, laughing through the chaos, and giving the audience a real look at the stories that happen behind the scenes. Whether it is Troy trying to look like he belongs at an award dinner, Jamie turning chicken nuggets into an office-wide taste test, or Kayla questioning the whole cowgirl era trend, this episode is packed with moments that feel like a real conversation between family and friends.

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You will also hear about:

-Could Alix Earle or Kim Kardashian ever end up on The Bro Show?
-Giorgio making the impossible boardwalk toss
-Kayla working at her desk while Jamie turns chicken nuggets into an office taste test
-Troy showing up to Jamie’s award dinner looking ready to take drink orders
-Are you really in your cowgirl era?

If you’re into family stories, funny debates, behind-the-scenes chaos, or need a good laugh, this episode is just for you!

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Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:13

So today we got Kayla. She was sounding off. She's ready to go. Season four, episode four.

SPEAKER_01 0:18

Yeah, it came out of nowhere. I didn't know she was even coming on the show.

SPEAKER_02 0:21

She we were in the car. I think, dude, I think we were driving a Point Pleasant boardwalk. Actually, I think we're having Sunday Funday at my boy Rob's house. And she's like, Yeah, I'll go on the show. She's like, I got shit to say. So I'm like, all right, come on. I'm like, we're kind of piecing this episode kind of together. It's like it's not too planned out, this one. We're we're getting there, but uh you know I'm excited.

SPEAKER_01 0:39

I think she has a lot to say, so I'll see.

SPEAKER_02 0:41

She's awesome. And I you know what? Look, America needs more women like Kayla, dude. I'll just fucking say it. You know, yeah. She's she's fucking iconic. She's a boss. She's iconic, yeah. Yeah, she's a boss. So let's get her, let's let's uh let's not keep the guests waiting. Let's just get straight to this. Welcome, Kayla, my wife.

SPEAKER_00 0:59

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SPEAKER_01 1:51

What's up, everybody? Welcome back to the bro show. I am Troy, and I'm sitting here with my co-host, Jamie. Yeah. And his lovely wife, Kayla.

SPEAKER_02 2:01

That's right.

SPEAKER_01 2:02

Wow. My baby. We surprised everybody with this. This came out of nowhere.

SPEAKER_00 2:06

I just I think I have a lot of things to say.

SPEAKER_01 2:09

Okay. She's got shit to say today. Wow, is it like drama stuff?

SPEAKER_00 2:12

Or just life? I just I haven't caught up with you guys in a while. You haven't been in a while. Why not do it on a public platform?

SPEAKER_01 2:19

You might as well give the people what they want. I love that. Let's do it. Okay. I'm excited. I'm super excited.

SPEAKER_02 2:26

Well, yeah, the Knicks just won big last night. I mean, dude, that play, I mean, bro, I'm so happy for everybody. I know. What happened to your heart rate tracking the whoop? It went skyrocketed.

SPEAKER_01 2:37

Because I actually I don't know because I don't think it when it happened, I didn't know that it really happened because it was unbelievable that it happened. Yeah. And I ran around my house like a fucking maniac, and it was the greatest basketball game I've ever watched in my entire life. It seriously.

SPEAKER_00 2:51

You were in zone five.

SPEAKER_01 2:52

I hit I think I hit zone four. Five is like ridiculous. Yeah. I don't think I've ever hit zone five on my whoop. Ever.

SPEAKER_00 2:58

Well, when Jamie hits zone five, his he's not wearing his.

SPEAKER_01 3:01

Yeah, I heard about this. Do you take it off uh during sexy time?

SPEAKER_02 3:05

Yeah, I do. Take it off? Because you're tracking me, you sick fuck. I'm not letting you watch that.

SPEAKER_01 3:10

But what do you think?

SPEAKER_02 3:11

I'm gonna text you like, oh, what are you doing? Wow, that was a nice 12 minutes you had there, Jamie.

SPEAKER_01 3:16

Jamie had excessive work.

SPEAKER_02 3:18

I don't want, listen, bro, I don't want AI fucking critiquing my score either.

SPEAKER_01 3:21

Like you're you're making out you're like, hold on, let me take off my whoop. I'm ripping this thing.

SPEAKER_00 3:25

I'll literally be like, I can't even get into it, but I'll be like Really? You'll hear the Velcro like Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:31

Like it's game time. All right.

SPEAKER_02 3:34

Yeah, the whoop the whoop comes off for naughty.

SPEAKER_01 3:36

Oh, so it's part of your routine.

SPEAKER_02 3:38

Yeah, it is. Wow. Yep, it's my ritual.

SPEAKER_01 3:40

Oh, wow. I actually leave it on because I'm like You want to know? I want other people to know too much. I got busy last night at uh 9 45.

SPEAKER_02 3:48

Yeah. I don't think you do though, because the sleep scores Bro, my sleep score has been affected so bad the last couple days.

SPEAKER_01 3:53

My sleep score is bad because I'm up late watching the Knit game. Yeah. That's it's doesn't start till 9 o'clock. I'm I'm usually out cold by 9.05. I didn't watch.

SPEAKER_02 4:02

That's we're so fucking tired with the kids. Dude, look, I'll tell you this. This is what I'm the most happy about. This is historic. It is historic. I am so happy for New York. New York desperately needs a fucking win. Like we as like like you know, we're New Jersey people, but like, yo, we're you know, we're we're also I'm not a New Yorker, but I'm a New Yorker. Yeah. That makes sense. And like obviously I'm a Jersey guy, born and raised, to be clear. But like New York's our city, and um it's honestly, bro, it's like the city of the world, and I feel like it's just been demoralized over the years, and man, to just have the Knicks winning, it's like fuck yes.

SPEAKER_01 4:37

But the reason why it's so crazy is, you know, so you have you have Giants, you have Jets, you have Mets, you have Yankees, right? So New York is filled with different fans. Everyone is a fucking New York Knicks fan. No one's a Nets fan, right? That's it is what it is. Everyone in the city is uh New Jersey Nets or Brooklyn Nets now. Oh but like everyone is a Knicks fan. So like I said, the city usually split between, like I said, Mets, Yankees, Jets, Giants, and Chris is.

SPEAKER_02 5:03

And correct me if I'm wrong, but like I know that the Met and Yankee fans like hate each other. They do. But I don't feel like the Knicks and the Nets fans don't hate each other, right? Like rivalry.

SPEAKER_01 5:12

The Nets are not even a team. I forgot about them. Yeah, they're like a high school team. It's ridiculous. Wow, I didn't know that. Supporting characters. And Giants and Jets people, they hate each other. They do. But that's why there's so much love behind this Nick historic run right now because everyone's a Nick fan.

SPEAKER_00 5:26

I don't, yeah, and I don't hate, I don't hate anyone, but I do love when like everyone loves something. Yeah. Like I think it's it's so nice. Like we never get it, dude.

SPEAKER_02 5:37

We never get this. Like we never get this.

SPEAKER_00 5:38

Taylor Swift and Chalamet and the whole circuit. I loved it. That's exciting.

SPEAKER_01 5:44

I mean, Jerry Seinfeld was there, Larry David. I you know, though those are my two favorite guys. And they were there cheering at my favorite thing. I was so happy to see them both there. But there are some people that are just becoming fans, I think.

SPEAKER_00 5:56

But I think take it, like appreciate it.

SPEAKER_01 5:58

Like, let like let's when they lost the other night, and I was talking to a group of people, and they're like, oh yeah, that loss, that was so bad. I didn't sleep all night. Like, you haven't watched the game all season. Now all of a sudden you're hurt from the the one loss. Well, that bothers me a lot because they weren't there. They weren't there year in and year out, losing left and right. So I'm on a different level of a Knicks fan, I feel like.

SPEAKER_02 6:20

Yeah. Well, you know what they say.

SPEAKER_00 6:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 6:22

You can you can I think what? You win as a group and you lose alone. Right? That's what happens in business. Well, that's the truth. So it's especially true with sports teams, you know? Okay. You win as a group and you lose alone. Nobody wants to take credit for the loss. Okay. And that's just human nature. That's just who people are. Fine. Especially when you're a winner.

SPEAKER_01 6:40

I'll embrace the love. Everyone, you know, go for it. I'll always lose with you, baby.

SPEAKER_02 6:43

Yeah, no, we don't lose. All we do is win.

SPEAKER_01 6:46

When this time, this episode airs, we will be champions. Yes. That's all I want to say. That's so exciting.

SPEAKER_00 6:51

And I think let everyone be excited with you. And then next season you start alone by yourself, and then by game. By I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 6:58

I'll embrace it.

SPEAKER_00 6:58

Taylor Swift is there, and then yeah, everyone else. Taylor Swift.

SPEAKER_01 7:02

Get real.

SPEAKER_00 7:03

I loved it. I loved it. It was a good thing.

SPEAKER_01 7:04

If anything, I prefer Kylie Jenner there. That makes me happy.

SPEAKER_00 7:07

I loved it. It was a whole thing. It was like so cool.

SPEAKER_01 7:10

But you do have staple Nick fans.

SPEAKER_00 7:11

Did you see the meme of like Larry David dropped his wallet? Yeah. Well. They're saying like all the ways Larry David can make the game go wrong. But wait, do you know?

SPEAKER_01 7:21

Yeah, but you know the story behind it? No. Oh my god. So Larry David has a TV show, Kirby Enthusiasts. It's been on for 20 years. There was season four or five. He was at a Lakers game. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 7:34

Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_01 7:34

And he was sitting courtside and he stuck his foot out, and Shaq tripped over his foot. And everyone in LA was they hated him.

SPEAKER_03 7:42

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:42

He was walking around, people were throwing things at him. So when he was sitting courtside at the Nick game, they made a joke. If he stuck his foot out, Wemby would trip over him. Yeah. And everyone in New York would love him.

SPEAKER_00 7:51

Their marketing team, really. That's a huge miss on their marketing team's part. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:55

That's what it was. That was the concept. So when he was, and what he wore the other day, look a maroon shirt, he wore that in the episode when he tripped Shakyana.

SPEAKER_02 8:03

My my barber had my haircut today and he had curb your enthusiasm on. It was the episode with the spite businesses where like the coffee shop banned them. Yeah. So he put a Larry's latte. Larry's lattes. So he opened up a he opened up a coffee shop and he like started store. He did a spite store and he started selling coffee for like a dollar. Yeah. Okay. And like they're writing like, they're just dropping their price. The guy frames them with like illegal videos. And then they're like, the news is like, well, you know, the spite business has caught on. Yeah. And then like uh Jonah Hill opened up a a deli, a spite deli, because he found hair in his food. And then this other guy is like opening up like spite Sean's exotic birds.

SPEAKER_01 8:40

Really, really funny.

SPEAKER_02 8:41

It's like he sold me a mute fucking parrot.

SPEAKER_00 8:43

That's our family's humor. Yeah. Like we are, we have a I have to say, we have a really good sense of humor.

SPEAKER_01 8:49

You do.

SPEAKER_00 8:49

We do.

SPEAKER_01 8:50

I look forward to the stories because there's always something going on. There's always something going on at your house. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:55

Every day there's something going on at your house.

SPEAKER_01 8:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:58

So we just lost uh Kayla.

SPEAKER_00 9:00

Wow, we're on like the same wavelength.

SPEAKER_02 9:01

Yeah, we just lost um Kayla's grandmother. Oh no. Yeah, it was sad. She had um I'm sorry. She had like a couple close calls and then finally, like, she had a bad fall. Most people, right? They get old, they fall, something breaks. It's not so much the break, it's when you're stationary, sitting, your blood clots. Sitting still, right? With the doctors on the show. Sitting is the new smoking. Sitting still is extremely terrible for circulation. Also, like flights or long drives. Like you gotta be aware for your circulation, because poor circulation could create blood clots, pulmonary embolism, stroke, like heart attack, all that shit. Blood clots. Blood clots is a big way to die. She happened to, you know, one of the blood clots got her and she died.

SPEAKER_00 9:47

Oh. But it was, you know, it was very much her time, and I think she lived a lovely life. And we all love her so much. Old enough. Okay. But anyway, I bring it up like with my family's humor in mind because um my mom the other night was writing her obituary. And I, you know, thank God have never got to write anybody's obituary before. So I was like, in the newspaper and everything? Yes.

SPEAKER_01 10:11

Okay, keep going. I didn't know that was still a thing.

SPEAKER_00 10:13

I'm like, like, let me get co-writing credits here. Like, let me get it on this obituary. So my mom and I are collaborating over Nanny's obituary, and Santina is sitting with us, and obviously I told her what had happened, and she took it really well. She was like very funny, you know, she's a funny kid. And as we're writing the obituary, she's sitting with a piece of paper and a pencil, and she's like, Okay, how did she die? And I said, Santina, we already went through this. She's like, No, but what did it look like? I said, Are you about to draw accompanying imagery for the honey, put the pencil down?

SPEAKER_01 10:49

She thinks she was it was gonna go in the newspaper next to the obituary, and by the way, here's a drawing of the situation. No way, so innocent for visual purposes.

SPEAKER_00 10:57

But I'm like, thank God for these kids in this like it was like a tough moment, but she made it so funny. And I'm like, part of me wanted to like let her draw it, but I was gonna say, did she draw it? No, no, we stopped her. We're like, draw a flower. Like a flower.

SPEAKER_01 11:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:12

Oh wow. Yeah, kids are funny.

SPEAKER_01 11:14

So then did you complete it? You wrote it?

SPEAKER_00 11:16

Yeah, we wrote it, and it was like beautiful. But we left out the part Jamie wanted us to put it.

SPEAKER_02 11:22

Well, basically, like the comic relief. So I'm like to her mom, Judy, I'm like, Judy, you know, I'm bad with these things. I go, Well, at least, like, you know, she had dementia, so she couldn't remember shit. Okay. But the only thing she could remember was the one time I lost my mind and ruined Easter. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 11:38

Was this after my birthday party that time? No, no. Okay. No. Because then I think it might be blame for that. When he had his eyeliner on after after my birthday party, okay.

SPEAKER_02 11:48

It might have been like it might have been a year before. Okay. Right. So like I I lost a family member and she had something go wrong with her brain, and one of the signs is like I can't remember somebody's name or memory loss. And there's like there's more this is four years in the making, okay? So I have a long fuse. Okay. So the first year, everybody's bringing their dogs, and I'm like, it's great. To your house. Yeah. Bring the dogs. Okay. I like dogs. But like a normal person. A trained dog. Correct.

SPEAKER_01 12:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:20

So first year, they're like, I'm I'm trying to feed Charlie steak. Charlie won't eat it. Charlie is your mother's dog. Like a balloon. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're like, they're like, Charlie only eats pepperoni. And I'm like, that's fucking impossible. Like pepperoni. Dude, there's no way a dog is gonna turn down steak, bacon, chicken, anything. Prosciutto. Like, no. Yeah. I go, I go to test this theory. I'm like, this is fucking ridiculous. There's no way Charlie only eats pepperoni. This is fucking insane. Yeah. So you give it steak. Didn't want it. Didn't want anything. Only wanted pepperoni.

unknown 13:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 13:00

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm like, now I'm thinking, all right, this little motherfucker's gonna be a problem because what dog in their right mind can dist can distinguish? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:08

Like, this is steak. I don't want steak.

SPEAKER_02 13:10

I want my pepperoni. How insane is this? Yeah. I mean, this is like pretty insane, right? This is like a drug sniffing dog, but an entitled one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, fuck you. So I'm like, I'm like, wow. So then um me and Kayla get the house, we're really proud of it. We had this um this fucking fighter I sponsored, and most of the time you f you sponsor these fighters, it never comes back. Well, this time it did. His girlfriend worked at restoration hardware. She hooked us up. We got all of our shit at our house for 50% off. Like, dude, we lit it up. Yeah, we spent a fortune on on four uh restoration hardware, but we got it for 50% off, so we felt good about it.

SPEAKER_03 13:44

Now, yeah, yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 13:46

But like, dude, our furniture in our house, our light fixtures, we got real nice shit there. Yep, yep, yep. So I'm looking at the dog and it's fucking chewing my restoration hardware table, right? So this is like the first year, and I'm like, you know, motherfucker, right? I'll I'll kill I'll call Keith handyman, he'll file it, it's fine. Yeah, it's not the end of the world. I don't want to like ruin a holiday here. Uh-huh. And then like the dog comes and whatever. They the second time, like, the dog poops, I pick it up. The third time, like, this is like each year's past. Okay. I didn't know this about me, but like, bro, I can't have pisser shit anywhere near.

SPEAKER_00 14:20

Can you not say it like that?

SPEAKER_02 14:22

It's what it is. I can't have it near me, dude. Listen to me. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:26

Six and seven-year-olds.

SPEAKER_02 14:27

My kids are one thing, bro. Yeah. My son, my daughter, I've been everything. Ped on, barfed on, pooped on, all of it. I'm a dad, right? I'm a real dad.

SPEAKER_03 14:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:34

But with a dog, animal, strangers, anything, yo, can't do it. Get it away. The dog pooped a few more times. And then after like the fourth year of this dog terrorizing my house, it pooped on the playground. The kids were by it. I'm thinking, in Potego, ringworm, bro. I fucking snap. Like, I don't usually lose my cool, but I did. And then Kayla's like, what did you do? You ruined Easter. I'm like, don't worry about it. She's got dementia. She'll never remember, you know? I had that in my back pocket. Like, bro, she's never gonna remember this. Like, I was wrong, but it's okay. She can't remember, she'll never remember this.

SPEAKER_01 15:04

So then she she brings it up, she keeps bringing it up.

SPEAKER_02 15:06

The only tangible memory she ever had of me from that point was me freaking out, me not like me getting upset about Charlie pooping, and um, she was like, I'm not welcome that that house, the dog is not welcome, like, I'm not coming without the dog. And I'm like, oh man, like shit.

SPEAKER_00 15:22

It was really funny.

SPEAKER_02 15:23

It was bad. And then um, and then I felt really bad, so I called it.

SPEAKER_01 15:26

Like, had she bring it up because James doesn't want me there with my dog?

SPEAKER_02 15:30

I think I'm pressing. I'm really sorry about Charlie, but Charlie did pass also.

SPEAKER_00 15:34

And uh he was like, he was Charlie is no longer it's bad.

SPEAKER_02 15:38

Hey, but nobody nobody dies of old age on an all-peperoni diet, okay? I'm just gonna put it up there.

SPEAKER_00 15:43

Oh, Charlie.

SPEAKER_02 15:44

Yeah, he he lived a great life and he was always taken care of. And I I was always nice to Charlie. I just that one moment that you saved the family.

SPEAKER_00 15:51

I it will never be forgotten.

SPEAKER_02 15:53

It will never be forgotten. Yeah, I just uh you know, with kids and everything, I just I didn't want anybody's kid getting shit on them.

SPEAKER_00 15:59

I get it.

SPEAKER_02 16:00

Okay, yeah, yeah. Sorry.

SPEAKER_00 16:01

All right, I think.

SPEAKER_02 16:03

Yeah, yeah. I'm in I'm an embarrassment.

SPEAKER_00 16:05

You know who's also an embarrassment?

SPEAKER_02 16:07

Who? You. Oh shit. That was cold.

SPEAKER_00 16:10

What the fuck? No, the word the word alone has triggered me.

SPEAKER_02 16:14

Wow. What'd I do?

SPEAKER_00 16:15

You and your freaking blue check mark.

SPEAKER_02 16:17

Oh man, yeah, what's up with that, bro?

SPEAKER_00 16:20

I'm so over it. Payla, did you get one?

SPEAKER_02 16:22

Everyone paid for one.

SPEAKER_00 16:22

Is that private information? Like, should I not have shared?

SPEAKER_01 16:25

Because I was upset with myself when that shit came out.

unknown 16:28

Right?

SPEAKER_01 16:29

It was like, oh, Instagram said, oh, you can pay $15, whatever it is. Yeah. So I bought it. I thought everyone bought it.

SPEAKER_02 16:34

Troy, I'll tell you this. Yeah, I think I'm gonna cancel it. So I listen, I don't think you should, but let me tell you why. I got everyone has it. It doesn't matter. I can do anything.

SPEAKER_00 16:42

Just the fact that you're paying for it gives me the icks.

SPEAKER_02 16:45

I know, and I feel bad. Let me explain. I'll I'm gonna bad that you feel this way.

SPEAKER_00 16:49

You don't pay for either.

SPEAKER_02 16:50

I don't pay for mine. I got mine and well, because I was on the news and I donated a quarter million dollars.

SPEAKER_01 16:54

You got verified, really verified.

SPEAKER_02 16:56

I was legitimately in national news a bunch of times.

SPEAKER_00 16:58

I'm sorry, I was in Forbes and on TV, briefly. Yeah. No blue check. And I'm not gonna pull it back. But you're not absolutely not pursuing it.

SPEAKER_02 17:04

You're not actively pursuing it. We were actively pursuing it for so the reason why you So should I cancel this fucking? No, you shouldn't. Because if your account gets hacked, which it mo most likely will, you actually have representation there. Whereas if you don't, so it's almost like security. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, I would I would pay it. I got it, so I don't have to pay for it. But at this point now, with like my brand and my name, and like you're the local lender, you have your fucking page. If someone steals your shit, bro, you're without the check, I think you're fucked. I feel like it's a crock of shit. It is, but if if like Pac Egliano's finished basement, bro, they hacked his fucking page. Yeah, he lost all of his photos, all of his grandkids' photos, all of his shit. Wow. So he got hacked and he l and he couldn't get a hold of nobody, and like some fucking guy out in the not nobody.

SPEAKER_00 17:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:48

So basically, if look, if it's a business expense and it's you know you're not missing 15 bucks. At the end of the day, if someone got a hold of your account, would you go and just build a new one or their photos, like maybe you back it up to a cloud or something? But like you just in reality, if you want if you want to get through the line to fucking Facebook or Instagram, pay. Yeah. But the people that use it to like try to be fake famous or something, like that's that's lame.

SPEAKER_00 18:11

All right, so take it back. I don't think anyone would want mine. Like it's it's a strawberry fan page at this point.

SPEAKER_01 18:16

Yeah, that's really what it is. Yeah, I mean, it could be popular.

SPEAKER_00 18:20

I uh take it back. I think I'm not taking it back. I still like to have security. It's so icky. I can't.

SPEAKER_01 18:27

It is. When I re when I got the charge, you know, you get random charge from Apple, and I looked at them like, what's $14.99?

SPEAKER_00 18:32

Well, app am I paying and I was like, every month you're reminded.

SPEAKER_01 18:36

Reminded. You you lose it.

SPEAKER_00 18:38

I'm so sick of Instagram anyway. I can't no, I can't say that. I'm not I'm not like sick of Instagram, but I'm sick of like if I didn't have my job, I would not have Instagram.

SPEAKER_01 18:49

I I have my job 90% because of the okay, same, same. And we're doing this because of our job, bro. If we didn't need to be on the internet, I wouldn't be fucking doing this. I know. I would love to not be on.

SPEAKER_00 19:00

I've just seen too much. I keep thinking too much. You know what is my latest. Can I keep going on the X? I'm not here to complain, but I'm kind of here to complain.

SPEAKER_02 19:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:08

I like so I was talking to somebody younger than me about this. So like maybe I'm misinformed because I don't have a Facebook, but I have had enough of people on Instagram like going to the story looking for things. Like, why do you think that we're all here to service your business? In search of? In search of. I just did that too. No, you did just do that. You did. Like, seems like someone hates your guts. No, no, literally. Someone put laxatives in your drink. Like to this story, like, who in Monmouth County can remove a wart? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:41

Like oh a wart?

SPEAKER_00 19:43

Go to the go go to Google. Like, why are you actually?

SPEAKER_01 19:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:48

Well, like, or like the dumbest shit. Like, who knows of an alteration specialist for finger pants.

SPEAKER_01 19:56

I did it because I needed a tequila brand for our golf outing. That's what I did.

SPEAKER_00 19:59

So go.

SPEAKER_01 20:00

Is that why you wrote back to me and you wrote ill? And I was like, what is she saying ill is? And I wrote back, I was like, I guess she doesn't like tequila.

SPEAKER_02 20:07

Could you imagine like, wow.

SPEAKER_00 20:09

I feel like I share, I do share a lot of things with the city.

SPEAKER_02 20:12

What's really funny is when people open up and they're like, listen, Jamie, I just I don't want to hurt your feelings. And I just laugh. And I'm like, if you ever met my fucking mom, my dad, or my wife, and then open up with, I don't want to hurt your feelings, I just I go, There's nothing you could say to my face or behind my back or try to hurt you.

SPEAKER_00 20:28

You can't You don't think that that's lame to just go to the story and expect people to service your needs on glistening? I don't think it's laziness. I don't think people think.

SPEAKER_02 20:36

I think people don't think and they're like, fuck it. It's laziness, it's canceling a net. Like what bites bikes.

SPEAKER_00 20:41

I also feel like, what is that Courtney Kardashian quote where she's like, I go to lengths to have things that other people don't have. Yeah. Like, I'm yeah, I'm gonna share some things with you, but like, no, I'm not giving you the whole playbook.

SPEAKER_01 20:52

You're not giving the blueprint. No way.

SPEAKER_00 20:53

Get out of here.

SPEAKER_01 20:54

No. But no. Some people don't have yeah, certain people don't have the outreach that we have sometimes. And they need the internet for it. And I'm completely opposite. I give everybody everything.

SPEAKER_00 21:04

You do right, but also don't you have the shit. You have a relationship with a robot full blown at this point. Can't you just ask Chat GPT for whatever? Oh, I do.

SPEAKER_02 21:13

Now I I ran it down. I fucked up my air fryer with the chicken nuggets we just put out. Yeah. And um I'm gonna fuck. Like it's a really nice the air fryer is a really nice accessory of the kitchen, so we want to keep it clean. And um, I burnt shout out to our place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We want to start selling these things at the store too. I think the air fryer would be a good thing to sell at the store. But dude, we got these extra virgin olive oil chicken nuggets, they're just like McDonald's. No way, yeah. Limited release. We cook them low and slow. Oh, dude, they're so good. I had like 20 of them before the show.

SPEAKER_01 21:41

I love chicken nuggets.

SPEAKER_02 21:42

I blasted all of them at the house, they're all gone.

SPEAKER_00 21:44

You ate them all.

SPEAKER_02 21:45

I fucking ate all of them.

SPEAKER_01 21:47

Can you bring next week?

SPEAKER_02 21:48

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're gonna be on the menu.

SPEAKER_00 21:49

Let's talk about how there's nothing here today.

SPEAKER_01 21:51

The guests usually bring food. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:53

Every week. I hear about the feast at the pro show. The day I'm here. There's not a more. What did we have though last week? Dots. Nothing. I had

SPEAKER_02 22:00

Jersey Lupa? Lupa. We had Jersey Freeze and then was it Lupo? Yeah, Lupo.

SPEAKER_00 22:04

Lupo.

SPEAKER_02 22:05

Lupo. Lupo Pizza Roll. Yeah, man, dude. Their uh Detroit pizza was amazing.

SPEAKER_01 22:10

There was 14 pies back there. The cheesesteak was good. I mean, they had some good stuff back there. I'm trying to lose. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:16

Yeah, but we're going to Angelico's tonight.

SPEAKER_01 22:18

I'm really excited for that.

SPEAKER_02 22:19

Yeah, it's going to be so good. Yeah, I know. I can't wait. And this is like the perfect time where it's like not crazy, but it's nice. Like right now, the beach is probably going to be so nice. Yep. Sure, request outdoor. You think it's too hot on the beach? It's probably bro. By the time we get there, you think so?

SPEAKER_01 22:34

Yeah, I want to be inside. It's muggy. It's supposed to rain tonight, also. We'll get stuck in the rain.

SPEAKER_00 22:39

I love a good summer night rain. Can I tell you?

SPEAKER_01 22:43

Can I just can I just say that? Do you have a make out in the rain? Do you have a make out in the rain? Uh oh my god. Caleb's got a lot of things. Actually, we did make out in the rain once.

SPEAKER_00 22:51

Do you want to tell that story?

SPEAKER_01 22:52

Did you make out in the rain before?

SPEAKER_00 22:54

Yeah, we did. The first time I told you that I loved you. And do you want to know what you did?

SPEAKER_01 22:58

You told me that you made you made out in the rain. What is this? A movie?

SPEAKER_00 23:01

And do you know what he said?

SPEAKER_02 23:02

Our love is a movie.

SPEAKER_00 23:04

He goes, No, you don't.

SPEAKER_02 23:07

I was just so relieved that she felt the same way that I felt about her.

SPEAKER_00 23:11

What?

SPEAKER_02 23:12

It was relief. It was a relief.

SPEAKER_01 23:13

And it was raining in it.

SPEAKER_00 23:14

But like hours later, he retracted and said it back. But it was just like, oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 23:18

So you said I love you first.

SPEAKER_00 23:19

I did. I was really sure.

SPEAKER_02 23:21

Yeah. Okay. We didn't waste any time. I think we're going to be able to do that. We got right, yeah. We moved right in with each other, too.

SPEAKER_00 23:26

I'm very like matter-of-fact like that. Yeah. Yeah. It is or it isn't.

SPEAKER_02 23:29

Yeah, we were inseparable from the day we met.

SPEAKER_00 23:32

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_02 23:32

There's not like a weird way.

SPEAKER_01 23:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 23:34

I'm not like a wishing, wanting, like manifesting kind of girl. I'm like, it either is or it isn't. And like, let's go. Where are we going? Okay. I mean, no manifesting. Let's pick up a shovel, go dig a fucking hole. We're not manifesting.

SPEAKER_02 23:46

Just go for it.

SPEAKER_00 23:46

Let's go. I did manifest.

SPEAKER_02 23:48

Like, you know, I did manifest, but she's Oh, you did? Well, it's you know, you work really hard. Yeah, I did.

SPEAKER_01 23:54

All this? Is this what you manifest? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:56

My girl's looking like fucking Sarah Connor with the Terminator coming see her, doing pull-ups on the fucking prisoner. I did see that. See that? Yeah, I did see that. You know, she did uh she did Alpha Fit for all those fucking all those years and ran the New York City marathon. What else did you do? That's incredible, honey. Jesus. God, I got a winner. Right?

SPEAKER_00 24:14

Your physical talking about my physical accomplishments? Yes. Yeah. You ran the marathon. Dude, I would track her on the city.

SPEAKER_02 24:20

26 miles while she was training for the marathon. I would look at like just because she'd leave me with the kids and I'm hungover and shit, which by the way, I'm trying to stop drinking. She would be like, far, dude. I'm like, holy fuck, she's on foot. Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:31

No, my favorite one was he goes, we live in Marlboro, right? He's like, Are you in downtown Freehold?

SPEAKER_02 24:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:36

Oh, you just kept running. Of course.

SPEAKER_00 24:38

You're like, for us, gum.

SPEAKER_02 24:39

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like she's by the rug mill, dude. I'm a free old borough guy, and I'm like, uh, white girl. Are you back in the rug mill? And I'm like, And you just keep just gun.

SPEAKER_00 24:47

I'm like, I don't know. Am I like?

SPEAKER_02 24:49

You have to come back. That's the problem. You could keep going, but you gotta come back. Yeah, I'm like, okay, whatever. It's all good. Just stay clean, bro. You're good in any hood. Good in any hood.

SPEAKER_00 24:58

I am built for distance, not speed. And I really like am not fast. I will never be fast, and that's fine. I'm okay with that.

SPEAKER_02 25:04

5'19, dude. That's famous.

SPEAKER_00 25:06

Excuse me. It was 5'06.

SPEAKER_02 25:08

Oh, you did. Oh, I think Robbie Duran was 5'19. I'm sorry. I did beat him.

SPEAKER_00 25:13

Get it right. Yeah, she beat she beat Robbie Duran and that's someone who like I look up to, like, on an athletic level. Like, he he is a runner. Yeah. He does, I've seen him do some things.

SPEAKER_02 25:22

I look up to Robbie for like not answering people and not giving. That's what I look up to him for. Because I'm like, wow. And his shit is very great.

SPEAKER_00 25:29

We'll see him on Saturday at Bro Mountain.

SPEAKER_02 25:31

Oh, good.

SPEAKER_00 25:32

Wait, but hold on, I'm running. So I don't feel like I've accomplished anything noteworthy yet.

SPEAKER_01 25:36

You did a marathon. Are you nuts?

SPEAKER_00 25:38

I would like to do an ultra. Like that is my, I feel like that is well, no, I have two like remaining physical goals.

SPEAKER_02 25:44

I could do one. I'm heavy.

SPEAKER_00 25:46

An ultra is, I believe it's anything over longer than a marathon, over 30 miles, maybe?

SPEAKER_01 25:50

Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_00 25:52

No, hear me out. Like once you're going, you're just going, right? So I would like to do an ultra, and I would also like to compete in a rodeo. So those are like my two remaining.

SPEAKER_02 26:01

No, no, no, no, no, no. You're not doing a rodeo. What is a rodeo? A rodeo is where you go on a fucking animal that's trying to kick you off.

SPEAKER_00 26:07

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I would barrel racing or that. No, I would never do that. You're not bull riding.

SPEAKER_02 26:14

I thought you were gonna do bull. I thought you were gonna do that. That's how they do it in the middle. I don't know with her, dude. Sometimes she says she wants to do something, and I'm like, no.

SPEAKER_01 26:20

You should get a mechanical bull for your backyard.

SPEAKER_02 26:22

She wanted to be a police officer, and I was like, listen, see that? She would be a great one, but I I'm like, listen, honey, like I can't. I'm sorry. I was like, come work for me. And then that's how we became um unstoppable force. Yeah. But yeah, she was gonna go be a police officer in Philadelphia. She got hired. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:39

Oh, could you imagine? Oh my god. I can't. Well, not now. So I would like to do an ultra. I think I can do it. So our friend Kieran, the one who we're hosting Bro Mountain with on Saturday, in July is doing the um Badwater Ultra Marathon. It is 130 something miles through Death Valley.

SPEAKER_01 26:57

How is that fun? Oh, it's not. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 27:02

That sounds miserable.

SPEAKER_00 27:04

That's what kicked it off for him. I think he read David Goggin's book and said, I could do this. There's something so powerful. I feel like just I get it. It's an accomplishment. Right? I get it. If you could do it, so could I.

SPEAKER_01 27:14

I did an alpha fit class the other day. That was challenging. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:18

That was you know, I got my ski at home, dude.

SPEAKER_02 27:22

I start doing two minute rounds now. I feel good. My heart rate goes through the fucking roof.

SPEAKER_00 27:25

Wait, but did you like it?

SPEAKER_02 27:26

No. Yeah, I didn't. I I I liked it. If I could get there, if I could get there, I'd like it a lot.

SPEAKER_01 27:32

Let me let me retract. Troy didn't like it. Troy was suffering. I wasn't ready. I was asked to be come to an influencer event. I'm thinking I'm gonna show up there, you know, throw a weight here and take a picture, whatever it is. I come in, it's like, let's fucking go hand your card and the lights turned off. I'm like, what is happening right now? Ashley didn't talk to me for the rest of the night. She was so mad.

SPEAKER_00 27:51

She was mad.

SPEAKER_01 27:51

Well, because I sold it to him. Like, oh, we're gonna go to this event, we're gonna hang out. And I'm like, she's like, are we gonna be working out? I'm like, no, you're not gonna work out. It's a it's an event.

SPEAKER_02 27:57

We're not doing the class. Well, you got you kind of got lied to also. Yeah, I did that.

SPEAKER_00 28:01

No, I I think I just didn't specify at all.

SPEAKER_02 28:04

We could tell him we're sorry tonight at dinner. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:06

Yeah, we'll tell her we're sorry.

SPEAKER_02 28:08

Yeah, it was bad.

SPEAKER_01 28:08

I wasn't listening if I did that twice a week, I'd be ripped. Yeah. Ripped. I love that. Because I it was an interesting workout. I did enjoy I just it is good. It's a lot of a lot of screaming, a lot of things. I don't like that. Very calm. You like the golf course at First.

SPEAKER_00 28:24

But I like that it's dark in there.

SPEAKER_01 28:26

I do like that it's dark.

SPEAKER_00 28:27

So you are suffering. You are in your own little hellhole and no one no one knows. The lights are off, they can't see you.

SPEAKER_02 28:33

But the only thing about those Yeah, maybe I could turn the lights off in the basement and just blast the music. You could.

SPEAKER_00 28:38

Oh my god, I did not know what you were gonna say.

SPEAKER_01 28:41

That could have gone either way. Yeah, that's true. I tend to stop.

SPEAKER_02 28:44

Yeah, our anniversary, our anniversary. We've been married for over ten years, but we celebrate the the June sixth anniversary. I didn't have money for a ring, and uh I didn't have money for a wedding or a vacation or honeymoon or any of that. So we got married with uh key rings, and that was the ring we used. I still have them. Yeah, I know. Beautiful. And she doesn't save anything, by the way. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 29:04

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_02 29:06

No, like you know, you're not like uh a hoarder.

SPEAKER_00 29:09

I'm not I don't find a lot of sentimental value in stuff. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 29:14

I have a box with every card I give Nashley, and she's given me.

SPEAKER_00 29:17

That's why I do have uh our cards saved.

SPEAKER_01 29:20

Every single card. We have this gigantic box that's every single card. And every card, I always write the date at the top right. So whatever, if it's Valentine's Day 2018, it's always, you know, 214. It's every single card we ever gave each other.

SPEAKER_00 29:32

So but it gets really rough though once there are kids involved, because like you don't know what to save and what not to save. And then it's always like the thing you don't save. They're like, Where's the popsicle stick man? And you're like, like that you just picture him like at the bottom of the trash, like what's awful.

SPEAKER_02 29:54

Let me explain Troy. We have some events coming at our house, right? So we're doing the Bro Mountain event, and then I'm having some people over for my birthday. I'm turning 40.

SPEAKER_01 30:04

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 30:04

And I'm looking at my yard, and it's actually looking really nice. Bauman is doing a great job, but like all of our flowers are clipped because my daughter loves flowers, right? Yeah. So I always grew up like don't pick the flowers. Don't pick the flowers. Always told don't pick the flowers. But I'm like, bro, in another couple years, like she's not gonna give a fuck about these flowers, and like the flowers and the plants will still be here. Yeah. Let her pick the flowers. Yeah. And and that's like the thing about like what to save, what not to save. Why not?

SPEAKER_01 30:32

Tina wax all the flowers and bro, let Tina do whatever the hell she wants. It's pretty funny.

SPEAKER_02 30:36

Like this morning, she's like, we almost missed the bus because she's got like two roses and purple shit in her hand. She's like, Yeah, and you know, we run around after dinner in the spring, she calls them daffodidles, and like, bro, she'll mow down everyone's shit. And I'm kind of like, man, I don't want to get caught. I don't know if the neighbors are cool with my game, but I'm like, dude, either Tina's gonna pick it or the deer are gonna eat them. Like and then and in two weeks are gonna be gone. So fuck it, Tina. Go nuts. Like, pick them all, like go nuts.

SPEAKER_00 31:02

But also, like, she's very spoiled because what six-year-old child gets a bouquet from Shop Find Flowers? Like, God bless her future boyfriends.

SPEAKER_01 31:11

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 31:12

Good, she's totally spoiled. She can be spoiled. Let her be spoiled. Well, like the flo the the what do you the other day? There were there were orchids in that arrangement. I said for this expensive.

SPEAKER_02 31:22

Yeah, I was I was doing like real estate shopping, trying to find like new locations for you, Clean Bro. And um, yeah, I was right by Shop Find Flowers. So I was like, shit, I'll stop in, see Michelle. And yeah, I was like, what do you got? I'm like, I don't know, 50 bucks or something. Dude, they got like real nice shit. So they threw me something together for 50 bucks and I brought it home to Tina and made her fucking day.

SPEAKER_00 31:42

But Shop Find Flowers, honestly, like they're exceptional.

SPEAKER_02 31:46

Their stuff is beautiful.

SPEAKER_00 31:47

Exceptional. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:48

We got a good network of people, dude. We got Alexa with the uh with with the with the in-house plants. We got Michelle from Shop Find Flowers.

SPEAKER_00 31:56

Um also like all of these people are such winners.

SPEAKER_02 32:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:03

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_02 32:04

We've been removing losers from our life pretty good.

SPEAKER_00 32:06

No, not like that, but like they're really good at what they do.

SPEAKER_02 32:11

Okay. And they're obsessed with it, like me with food. Obsessed.

SPEAKER_00 32:14

And like, yeah, but that you want that. That's what you want. Finding those people, like no matter what it is that they do, like they are the master of it, and like I want you near me. Like, I want to know everything you have to do.

SPEAKER_01 32:27

That's what gravity is. And it's like someone has a passion for something.

SPEAKER_00 32:29

Yes, and it's like all different kinds of people. Like, look like I think of one person 10 years younger than me. I want to know everything you know about this. Like, teach me everything.

SPEAKER_02 32:37

Yeah, like Robbie Duran. He's obsessed with the coffee and espresso beans. Like, he's a psychopath nut for what he does. It's funny. Yeah, he's really crazy about the coffee beans. I mean, but you know, that's what you want, you know, and it shines, and that's that's those are the people you spend your money with.

SPEAKER_00 32:52

There's just so many businesses opening. And I had a breakdown about this to you the other day. Total Menti B. Like I had I went off the rails.

SPEAKER_02 33:05

Mental break. A menti b. It's meant to be.

SPEAKER_00 33:08

Actually, I'm in the I'm in the middle of one right now, but you wouldn't even know. I did not. I agreed to film this show. I was in a really good mood today. It's honestly like not great.

SPEAKER_01 33:16

Okay, MTB.

SPEAKER_00 33:17

But um if you're gonna open a business, if you're gonna start a business, you're gonna first of all, I need you to be doing something that nobody else is doing.

SPEAKER_02 33:28

That helps a lot. Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 33:30

And if you're not, yeah, then you better be the fucking best at it.

SPEAKER_01 33:34

Yeah. Yeah. Don't copy someone and be mediocre about it. You can't just open your doors. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 33:40

Like the amount of people just opening their doors and starting an Instagram, like Yes.

SPEAKER_01 33:45

That does that doesn't do it. What's going on here? What happens?

SPEAKER_00 33:49

Let's go.

SPEAKER_02 33:50

I agree.

SPEAKER_00 33:50

I'm a nightmare.

SPEAKER_02 33:51

Well, what happens is Kayla and I, what happens? We our very good friend Rob Giuliani started Pliables Founder, had an incredible career, big exit. Everybody and his mother asked him for money, right? Pitching them, pitching them, pitching them. Where does Rob go? Goes to Jamie and Kayla on the group chat. What do you think of this? Yep. And it's like, so we're a little bit more um He's one of the smartest people I've ever met, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's great because he he like we all, me and Rob are real founders and we're real entrepreneurs. We're like, we really set out and blaze our own trail. And a lot of people are like, well, how do we all how do we offload this and have Cisco make it for us? Or how do we do this and have this person make it for us? How do we piggyback? The second I hear the word piggyback, yeah, I'm like, dude, you're a leech, you don't fucking have what it takes, and you you're not you're gonna fail. Like, I'm sorry, like you're not gonna make it. Like, please, like, I'm done talking. Let's drink or do something, but I'm done talking to you about business. Like, when I hear the word piggyback, I'm like, this dude is a coward. I just know right off the bat, I don't want to.

SPEAKER_01 34:49

Or just no passion, like you talk about it.

SPEAKER_00 34:50

I want you to give me a piggyback.

SPEAKER_02 34:51

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I will.

SPEAKER_00 34:53

It's really hard for tall girls to like do some fun stuff like that. Like, even like sitting on his lap, it's like stacking folding chairs.

SPEAKER_02 35:01

Yeah, like we're just well, she's so fucking lean now, her bone goes into my pocket. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, I think like what back to the chair, I'm on a chair. Well, like back to starting businesses, right? Like we've had so many little nerds bite at our ankles over the years, and it's like, look, man, like it goes back to you look, how many times have you hit a pothole in your life, right? People would be like, oh, millions. And it's like, okay, you see a eClean Bro billboard and now you're doing prepared food, right? Like, why don't you think about maybe starting a paving company to fill that pothole? Or like it's just weird, like what she's saying. And I think another thing that's what put a bad taste in her mouth was like she started Luna Balloon and her sister and everything, and then like it just got inundated with balloons overnight. And yeah, it was like, damn.

SPEAKER_00 35:48

Uh and let me stop you though. It's a good example of anyone can blow up a balloon arch.

SPEAKER_02 35:55

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 35:55

Yes. But can you do it as good as Chloe can? Nope.

SPEAKER_02 36:00

Nope.

SPEAKER_00 36:01

Do you have the same customer service she has? Nope. Do do you have the exceptional like vision and design? No.

SPEAKER_01 36:08

Yeah. You don't. That's what's different.

SPEAKER_00 36:10

But that's a tough business. Because not only do you have to think that is cool, but you also have to be willing to spend money. Yeah. Right? Like, so you have to really have an appreciation for decorating your party. I mean, we're not going to be able to do that. And it's not cheap.

SPEAKER_01 36:26

You know, it's a very expensive part of a party. It's amazing.

SPEAKER_00 36:29

I can't even tell you how many people post-party or post whatever have said to her, like, oh my gosh, like I didn't realize what went into this. Or how many people will decline and say see the proposal and say no, thank you, and then weeks later be like, I made a mistake. Really? Yeah. Oh yeah. Like their fingers are bleeding. No shit.

SPEAKER_01 36:48

Because they try to do it, try to do it themselves. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 36:50

It's a cool business. And she's like really, she's a creative.

SPEAKER_01 36:53

It's an interesting business. It's a business not going to be replaced by AI. I look at it.

SPEAKER_00 36:56

I will not be replaced by AI.

SPEAKER_02 36:58

No, yeah. I think starting a business, like you really gotta, you really have to come to terms with the fact that it's gonna be hard. You're gonna want to quit. You're gonna want to scream.

SPEAKER_00 37:05

And you are running with scissors.

SPEAKER_02 37:08

Nonstop. And you really like you run with scissors? It's um or is that like a metaphor? It's a metaphor. Life feels really scary, really dangerous. And you know, I see like the Cody Sanchez and the Alex Ramosy, or even like Gary V, and I love those pages. And they're built to motivate you and encourage you. But be being an entrepreneur should come with a warning sign. Like you could fuck your life up forever. Yeah. Like you could go into life-ruining debt, you can go bankrupt, you could fucking lose everything.

SPEAKER_00 37:41

I actually I have to respectfully uh disagree with you on that.

SPEAKER_02 37:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 37:45

But I don't think uh any amount of of external motivation can make those people win.

SPEAKER_02 37:54

They sign up for you. If your motivation does not win, honey, I'm saying to score.

SPEAKER_00 37:58

If your motivation does not come from within, you already lost.

SPEAKER_01 38:02

Well, what's going on new in your life? What's going on, you know, it's halfway through the summer.

SPEAKER_00 38:08

Bro Mountain is on Saturday.

SPEAKER_01 38:09

Okay. Oh, yeah. So you have Bro Mount on Saturday, and I will be there.

SPEAKER_00 38:12

You will be there? Yeah. I was really hoping you would be there. Okay. I didn't want to push the issue after the yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 38:18

So this is how many years, Bro Mountain? Three. Three years. Yeah.

unknown 38:21

Wow.

SPEAKER_01 38:22

So tell me like what I'm expecting when I'm showing up there.

SPEAKER_00 38:27

Um tell me. I know where I need to park.

SPEAKER_01 38:28

I read the directions in a park down the block. Follow the signs. So I'm following the signs. I know.

SPEAKER_00 38:33

We try to be respectful. We try to be respectful of the neighborhood.

SPEAKER_01 38:37

Because it's it's your house.

SPEAKER_00 38:38

So like so, like, all of our neighbors get a letter in the mail. Just like, you know, yeah. Like not asking for information. But it's one once a year we're doing something. But we invite them all. Like, please come bring your kids. Um, this is the cause that it's for. Like, we really try to like we have cool neighbors. I like our neighborhood. It's awesome.

SPEAKER_02 38:56

Yeah, there's a lot of you know, Brooklyn transplants that have the big holiday parties here. You know, when you got family in Brooklyn, they come to Jersey, they're in the they call it, what do they call it, the country when they come here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How many times Brooklyn people are like, Yeah, I'm in the country.

SPEAKER_00 39:07

We are in the country.

SPEAKER_02 39:08

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_00 39:09

Yeah, we are going back to the country though. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:11

We're going to Montana to the 4th of July. Rob's uh house in the country. Cowgirl Dreams.

SPEAKER_00 39:16

Yep. That is gonna be so excited.

SPEAKER_02 39:18

It's really cool.

SPEAKER_01 39:19

So that's awesome.

SPEAKER_00 39:20

But Saturday, honestly, it is the best day and it's so much fun. So unfortunately, uh the measurements don't really add up, and it's a little bit more than a 5k, but we don't tell everyone that until they get there on the start line because I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 39:33

Do I have to run? No, absolutely not.

SPEAKER_00 39:35

You can walk, you can walk, you can run, you can not do anything at all. We have a bound test for the kids, we have a craft, we have a special guest from children's Nikos is coming this year. I already told Giorgio, please, like no pushing Nikos' wheelchair. Giorgio and Nikos, I swear to you, it could be like an episode of Jackass, like the two of them together. Yeah, they really like each other. It's funny. Um but the community on this day, like the vibe, the feeling that there is no other event that gives me this feeling. Oh, wow. And it's really nice. There's 70 kids this year.

SPEAKER_02 40:03

The kids love it, dude. They go fucking nuts.

SPEAKER_00 40:05

Oh amazing.

SPEAKER_01 40:07

And now the the rain pushed out, so it's gonna be beautiful on stuff.

SPEAKER_00 40:09

It's rain or shine, bro. So it's springer boots. But it's not raining, so it's fine.

SPEAKER_01 40:13

You're good. Yeah. Oh, wow, okay. I'll be there.

SPEAKER_00 40:16

Your one was really funny because it did rain a little in the morning, and I remember uh Kieran and I were out there like 5 a.m. Jamie does like the um you're the face, right? So like he I don't task him with anything. Like that's not my job. I work for him. Yep. And that's like that's fine. He was he's on the phone. You're really done. I take direction very well. I pride myself on taking direction very well. But year one, Kieran and I are out there, it's raining, we're setting up, dripping sweat, it's a hundred degrees, and then before you know it, like it's 9 a.m. and the race is gonna start. And I'm like, dude, I'm like still half in my pajamas, and now I smell. And then there's a hundred people in my front yard, and I'm like, all right, here we go. Like it was and just did it. It's so fun. It's like truly super unhinged.

SPEAKER_01 40:56

When you put on events, you have this stress, like, oh my god, oh my god. But when it when it's there, no one around it realizes that things are, let's say, going wrong, whatever it is, because they're just there to support, so they're having a good time.

SPEAKER_00 41:07

We realize that I never feel like that.

SPEAKER_01 41:09

You don't feel like what?

SPEAKER_00 41:10

That you're that you're nervous? No, I feel like everyone's notices everything.

SPEAKER_01 41:15

I know that, but they don't.

SPEAKER_00 41:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 41:17

Like even when we talked about the golf outing, things were going wrong, and people say, Oh, it was the best day ever. I'm like, yeah, but you have no idea that what was going on.

SPEAKER_02 41:24

I'm excited for the golf outing this year. It's gonna be fucking.

SPEAKER_01 41:27

We're totally sold out.

SPEAKER_02 41:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 41:28

So now it's so many people are mad about that. And like I'm being personally blamed. Me too. You can't add more fucking holes. Where are you gonna swing the club?

SPEAKER_02 41:37

I don't like a max amount of people. There's a big difference between my house, Southgate Manor, which is like my second house, yeah, and fucking the golf course. Like, I can't, I can't fucking bend the rules at that place. Southgate Manor, yeah, come fucking pay at the door. Yeah, I could bend the rules at my house. Yeah, come show up. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01 41:57

I'm sorry for anyone that couldn't get in, but we make it very clear. We gave people an update.

SPEAKER_02 42:01

And I tell everybody, dude, I say, yo, if you want to come to the event, it sells out all of our shit sells out. I know. And it's not like we're just like oh, our shit sells out. It fucking sells out. Like we always try to squeeze, right? What how many people did we squeeze in the South at the gala?

SPEAKER_01 42:16

You guys kept it was like one more, more, more, more, more.

SPEAKER_02 42:19

Bro, we're gonna have to do the fucking shit at Starland Ballroom, right?

SPEAKER_00 42:21

Like, but like how blessed are we that people want to all day long care about the same things we care about?

SPEAKER_01 42:28

Do you know what it is to fill a room for an event or even like I said, golf? I I go to a lot of golf outings. Yeah, they're never sold out. Ever. It's always that's the hardest thing to do is sell out a golf event. Yeah, it's expensive, it's not cheap, and it's a whole thing. And what you guys do with the gal, and now we're having Bro Mountain. It's so much awesome stuff that you guys do. It's unbelievable. And I don't think people really, really, really give a round of applause. I'm being serious, it's it's a lot. We don't take that for granted. No, you don't. You put a lot of time and effort into it. It's stressful planning an event.

SPEAKER_02 43:02

Kayla puts a lot of effort into it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 43:05

It's like you can't you just can't. I just you can't, and this is another thing like with all these people starting new businesses, and like you can't show up to a community and just take people's money. Yep. You have to give. Yeah. You have to be involved. You have to give first. Oh, I am always give. Yeah. Balls deep right now in PTO. What's it? Like you parent teacher organization. I wish. Well, I think the PTO is balls deep in the world.

SPEAKER_01 43:31

For my brain, it's a time off.

SPEAKER_00 43:34

No, yeah. Parent teacher organization. Organization. Yeah. What goes on with that? Dude, you should. It could have its own show.

SPEAKER_02 43:41

Yeah, dude. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 43:43

But are you like on a board with other people, like other parents?

SPEAKER_02 43:45

A bunch of volunteers.

SPEAKER_00 43:46

It's a bunch of volunteers. It's it's amazing and it's so much fun, but the stakes are high. Really? It's insane.

SPEAKER_02 43:54

Insane.

SPEAKER_00 43:55

And we're really lucky. Like our school is top notch, principal. Top notch. That is it is a tightly run ship. It is well funded. It is beautiful. It is like the kids coming out of the school are are gifted. Gifted. They are educated. It's a amazing place to be. But all those fun little extras, like that that's where the parents come in, right? Like, so I don't know. If you're a parent and you're listening, I urge you to involve yourself in that.

SPEAKER_02 44:20

Even if it's just once a week showing up, like you have to get or if you're lazy and just buy eClean Bro and we'll fucking pay for it. Seriously. Like you can't do it. We make giving back to the community so easy. Like, yo, listen, if you're like don't know where to start, just fucking buy your dinner with me, dude. And I'll like I'll take the wheel. Like I'll I'll get that kid a new wheelchair, I'll get that kid a new playhouse. Like, just fucking buy eClean bro, dude, and we'll take care of it. Like that's it. And then when it comes time to fucking, you know, Christmas comes and you feel good, like, yeah, I've been eating eClean Bro all year. I feel great. And Jamie went and fucking knocked out a bunch of shit for the community. Like, that's it. Okay. How about that?

SPEAKER_00 44:57

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SPEAKER_02 45:26

Catch me outside. How about that?

SPEAKER_00 45:28

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_02 45:28

What's some new fun stuff going on with eClean Brahma chicken nuggets?

SPEAKER_00 45:31

I want to know what's some new fun stuff going on in lending.

SPEAKER_02 45:34

Nothing. Nothing, yeah, dude. We're fucked. Nothing's going on.

SPEAKER_01 45:38

Right now there's nothing going on with lending. Rates are where they are, prices are a little high where we're living, and that is what it is. I need a farm. I know. We're gonna find you a farm. Okay, it's gonna happen. Just don't talk about that long. You can manifest that. You can manifest that. No, no, no. Okay. Can I talk about what I'm doing?

SPEAKER_02 45:54

Do you remember we had those sandwiches, Troy?

SPEAKER_01 45:56

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 45:57

So we're working with Joe Leone. It's bakery. We're doing sourdough, tribotta bread, homemade from Joe. It's fucking phenomenal. Homemade cold cuts, homemade condiments. The sandwiches that we're making at eClean Bro are insane. The reason why I'm doing the sandwiches and the salads and then like the dinners and like the air fryer menu, all this stuff is to it's essentially to um we're turning our eClean Bro stores into like destination spots where people can just buy some prepared meals or buy other things. And uh it's just, dude, I in the world of prepared food, man, we are we are lighting it up and we're making a whole bunch of new stuff. Really fucking excited about it.

SPEAKER_01 46:34

I love the new packaging.

SPEAKER_02 46:36

Yeah, the the uh the American flag here. That was huge. Yeah, really, really cool. I think I might leave it permanently. I don't think I might ever want to take the American flag off my package.

SPEAKER_00 46:46

You can't leave it permanently. That's a one-time campaign.

SPEAKER_02 46:49

Then can we do a Christmas run with like Christmas trees? That'd be really cool. You can do a holiday one. Holiday, yeah. Yeah, you can do that. We could put like a fucking star David on there too.

SPEAKER_01 46:58

Is there gonna be a sandwich named after me?

SPEAKER_02 47:00

Yeah, so the vocaca chicken.

SPEAKER_01 47:02

Oh, the chicken porn. Yeah, so uh Joe Leone put on it.

SPEAKER_02 47:05

Joe Leone makes us a sourdough focaccia bread. Like we made like Italian specialty sandwiches on it for the microwave.

SPEAKER_00 47:12

Are you you're telling me that?

SPEAKER_02 47:13

Yeah. It's in the works. We're working on the packaging. We already made it.

SPEAKER_00 47:17

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02 47:17

You didn't film those yesterday.

SPEAKER_00 47:19

Do you not know that I ate half that sample?

SPEAKER_02 47:22

Oh man.

SPEAKER_01 47:23

So she knows. Yeah. She's the brains behind the business. So I can't. She's the brains behind like a lot of it, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 47:28

I came home from work one day and there was this Jolione's bag like stapled on the counter, and I'm like, ooh, you know, like you went right for it. Oh my god, I'm like a rat. Like I'm like a rodent. I ripped that bag open and there was this big faccia in it. I went in. Like I put it in the toaster oven. And then afterwards, I'm like, oh man, like I hope this wasn't a sample for something.

SPEAKER_01 47:46

I hope they weren't coming in filming for this thing.

SPEAKER_00 47:48

It was oh, and there was like little flakes of salt on it. It was it's good.

SPEAKER_01 47:52

So we have sandwiches and you have chicken nuggets coming on. Is that what you just said?

SPEAKER_02 47:55

So basically, dude, right now in the health food in the health food world, bro. Everybody's really into beef tallow. I think beef tallow was good. It could be good. It's definitely a healthy alternative. What's that? Uh it's beef fat. So, like, ah man, like my mystery.

SPEAKER_01 48:11

So, like, dude. This is good stuff for the cooking show. Like, I'm not gonna put anything.

SPEAKER_02 48:15

Yeah, so my like my my background and what I try to do, bro. I try to use extra virgin olive oil. I do use extra virgin olive oil. It's like the only thing we cook with, and if it's under its smoke point, like we have you know, the oil's chilling at like 325 to 350, which is the perfect time for, in my opinion, to fry a chicken or poultry in.

SPEAKER_00 48:32

He's the seed oil police.

SPEAKER_02 48:34

Yeah, I know. Yeah, the seed oil police.

SPEAKER_01 48:36

So I didn't know that was even a thing. We talked about that last week. I was like, holy cow.

SPEAKER_02 48:40

Oh, yeah, dude, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 48:41

I get spanked if there's seed oil in the house.

SPEAKER_02 48:45

Yeah, I don't want it in the house, and I don't want it, I don't want it on my menu, you know? So yeah, it's aside from the sesame oil with our Asian dishes, everything else is seed oil free. Uh-huh. But sesame oil has antioxidants, it's it's a non-inflammatory oil, it's really not the bad one. The bad ones are the high process, like canola, vegetable, okay, a soybean oil. Those are the ones that you want to stay away from. But uh So chicken nuggets. So yeah, the chicken nuggets, dude, I think they're gluten-free. I'm nearly positive. They're did Todd say they're gluten-free?

SPEAKER_00 49:12

They are. So I'm sitting at my desk. Gluten-free chicken nuggets. They're fucking hammering away on my email, and Todd comes through the door of the office with this steaming tray. Like a like, not like a normal, like, so technically the cookie sheets that you have in your house are a quarter tray. I think a half a quarter or a half. A full tray of these chicken nuggets. Yeah, like puts it down on the desk and he's like, Do you want to try a chicken nugget? And I'm like, Do you have? So now I'm like eating these chicken nuggets, and this man comes to the door and he's like, Are these the chicken nuggets? And I'm like, Yeah. Some random man eats the chicken nugget, he walks away. I'm like, okay. Maybe it was like one of our distributors or something. I don't know. And then there's like another man, and then there's another man with Jamie, and I said, Oh, hi, like, who are you? He goes, These are just customers that were shopping in the store. Oh, and he brought them back. He starts bringing customers back to my office. Like, and now it's me, Jamie, and like these three dudes. Just eating chicken nuggets. Eating chicken nuggets. And I'm like, where did you find these guys? He's like, I don't know, they were shopping. I thought they might want to try it. And that's like a daily occurrence in my office. That's a great, like that drives me nuts when you do that.

SPEAKER_01 50:19

But I guess nuggets, do you uh use ketchup? Or barbecue sauce or whatever? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:24

So our barbecue, so basically, dude, the barbecue sauce, the eClean Bro barbecue sauce at eClean Bro is a great substitute. I think our honey mustard's a lot better.

SPEAKER_01 50:32

Is the barbecue the one that's with the basic elite?

SPEAKER_02 50:36

No. So the basic elite's the barbecue sauce. Yeah, just a dairy. I thought you asked honey mustard.

SPEAKER_01 50:40

I think I'm gonna switch because it has like a little kick to it, doesn't it? Which I it does have a little kick. I do like it.

SPEAKER_02 50:44

Yeah, it's an organic ketchup.

SPEAKER_00 50:45

It's like, you know, change uh what do you change?

SPEAKER_02 50:48

Look, our yeah buddy barbecue sauce, yeah, but the yeah buddy barbecue sauce is a much sweeter, okay, uh, tangier. It's a it's a more traditional barbecue sauce. Unfortunately, for eClean bro, real barbecue sauce is like diabetes juice, and uh we can't use like the real shit. Okay. So I got like this primal kitchen fucking barbecue sauce, knockoff shit. That is good. The ingredients are great, it is good, it does the job. But when I'm looking in the world of barbecue and technical food world, the barbecue sauce, it for somebody on a diet trying to lose weight, does a great job. It's a great substitute. Next to real fucking homemade barbecue sauce, like our Yeah Buddy recipe for our catering, that shit'll knock the socks off.

SPEAKER_00 51:24

But it's also I'm just thinking about like sucking sweet baby rays straight from the bottle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, damn. We did that baby rays. So bad.

SPEAKER_02 51:32

We did the when we did the the R D for our Yeah Buddy barbecue sauce, it was like a hybrid between like uh sweet baby rays and um Malcolm Malcolm Reed's uh how to barbecue right, you know. Oh, he's cool. He's the man, he's he's the man. Oh, that's good.

SPEAKER_01 51:49

So we have chicken nuts, we have sandwiches.

SPEAKER_02 51:50

So I suggest the honey mustard because it's literally just like it's yellow mustard and um you know, organic agave we use, sweeten it up nice. It's it's like fucking great.

SPEAKER_01 52:00

And you're opening up more and more pop-up stores. Grabbing the.

SPEAKER_00 52:03

Well, hold on. The current salad selection.

SPEAKER_02 52:05

Oh man, dude.

SPEAKER_00 52:06

Makes my heart sing. I like the chopped salad. Oh my gosh. Well, that's yes.

SPEAKER_02 52:10

So the chopped the Italian Italian salad, I like that a lot. That's amazing. Dude, if you like the chopped Italian, yeah, you're gonna love the turkey provolone. Really?

SPEAKER_01 52:18

It's like so it's like uh what did they call it? Uh what's that salad?

SPEAKER_00 52:22

Yeah, but you can't say it because like they're trademarked.

SPEAKER_02 52:25

They could say it.

SPEAKER_00 52:25

Listen, sub in a tub, jersey mics, that's what it is.

SPEAKER_02 52:29

Yeah, 100%. I said it from day one. Meg things posted jersey mics, tub, tub, sub in a tub or whatever. And I was like, oh fuck that looks all I love jersey mics. I love I love that turkey provolone sandwich. It brings me back to my childhood. Out of all the disgusting giant food chain franchise shits, I like Jersey Mike sandwich once in a while. I do. Okay. It's my guilty pleasure. I'll die on that fucking hill. Sub in a ton. I love the fucking the I love that turkey provolone.

SPEAKER_00 52:53

So mine is Chick-fil-A.

SPEAKER_02 52:54

Chick-fil-A's good too.

SPEAKER_01 52:56

I mean, is your fast food like thing the go-to?

SPEAKER_00 53:00

That's what I would choose, yes. Really?

SPEAKER_02 53:02

I think like gun to my head. I think Shake Shack might be my go-to.

SPEAKER_01 53:06

Shake Shack or Wendy's, but I'd probably go Shake Shack.

SPEAKER_00 53:08

I haven't had Wendy's in years.

SPEAKER_01 53:09

Uh spicy chicken combo. I don't eat it. I haven't eaten in God knows how long. I'll Shake Shack is my go-to.

SPEAKER_00 53:15

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 53:16

The last time we had fast food was Thanksgiving. That year with your dad.

SPEAKER_00 53:22

Yeah, that was a long time ago. I also don't really drink anymore either.

SPEAKER_01 53:25

Yeah, but I don't drink anymore either. I just I drink when I'm out to dinner. Just wine. And I have my tequila. But I don't drink like on a Tuesday or a Thursday. What the fuck, man? We're drinking a three.

SPEAKER_02 53:34

Thursday's not Thursday's not a violation. It is. A Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. You shouldn't be drinking on it. I'm meeting with architects tomorrow. I'm doing things.

SPEAKER_00 53:41

But I feel like you can drink on a Thursday because you're like you don't have deliverables per se. Do you know what I no, no, and that's not an insult. It's not an insult. You dictate like I do.

SPEAKER_02 53:54

I have You delegate a lot. Yeah, my whole life is delegation. You gotta delegate. I'm a degenerate degradator. Degelidator. Degelidator. The delegator.

SPEAKER_00 54:05

So you're not drinking anymore? Like what's up? I'm on a wellness journey. What does that mean? It's contagious, bro. What does that mean? Okay, so longness journey. I have um You look fantastic, dude. Is it? Thank you.

SPEAKER_01 54:18

Yeah, you do. See the muscles.

SPEAKER_00 54:21

I have either hypo or hyperthyroidism. Which one is it? What do I have? You have Hachimoto's like me? I do.

SPEAKER_01 54:27

I have Hachimotes.

SPEAKER_00 54:28

It came on, and it's not anything I did. It came on out of the blue because it's hereditary. My whole family has suffered, and like, you know, God bless my mom just lost over a hundred pounds. Like she finally figured it out, you know. Like thank God. Like, I'm on medication for it, depending on my levels. Okay, so I'm on medication for it, and I would like to not be. So I do obviously like all kinds of blood work. Now I'm on these peptides, and you know, it's going great. Okay. But I wanted more. Like I love data. Okay. Like I needed more answers. So my doctor, Dr. Kaga, she's like, Well, we have this kit. I want to say it's called Vibrant Wellness, is the company that she uses. Where um and this is where like I can't even believe I'm sharing this. You have to send in um a urine and a fecal sample.

SPEAKER_02 55:12

Stool. Weekly?

SPEAKER_00 55:13

No, just it's a one-time thing.

unknown 55:16

Shit.

SPEAKER_01 55:17

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 55:18

It's a one time thing.

SPEAKER_01 55:19

Shit.

SPEAKER_00 55:20

Let me stop you right there.

SPEAKER_01 55:21

Did you bring it?

SPEAKER_00 55:22

No, it was a one-time thing. You don't want to test it. No, you actually send it FedEx, which I'm like, oh my God.

SPEAKER_01 55:26

So the guy picks it up or you gotta bring it to FedEx? It's either one. He'll come pick up your shit. Okay. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_00 55:31

But like I didn't really ask questions. I just kind of signed up and was like, whatever you like, I do. I'll just do whatever she says because you know it works. Okay. Whatever she has told me to do, it has worked. Fine.

SPEAKER_02 55:41

She's really good at making people look good. Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 55:44

So I you pee in a cup, but then the poop part, I just wasn't prepared for how this goes down. And you can just go ahead and Google it. I thought maybe like you wiped and you sent in the toilet paper. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. It was a whole thing.

SPEAKER_01 55:55

Yeah. I was like, your first sample wasn't good enough? Is that what I no?

SPEAKER_00 55:59

The sample was fine, but now I'm like traumatized, right? So you send in the sample and the information that you get from like your gut health, like mind blown. And then all the things that it told me, I was like, yes, that is wrong with me. Yes, that is wrong with me. Yet like it was so accurate. So now I'm on like all of these different vitamins and minerals and you feel good? I feel amazing. You don't feel great at first. At first you feel like somebody punched you. But now like your body is used to I'm optimizing. I'm optimizing and I feel really good. I also feel like I'm getting a little scared and I don't want to like hurt your feelings. But Jamie's turning 40.

SPEAKER_01 56:39

Yeah. Welcome.

SPEAKER_00 56:40

At the end of June. And I'm not, but I You will be soon. I will be, right? And I'm like, oh my gosh, like I wanna be young forever, you know? Yeah. And you just start thinking about like your health and I don't know. So I'm I'm really deep into it. And I think you are now too.

SPEAKER_01 56:56

I I wanna um you're gonna poop it a cup?

SPEAKER_00 56:59

But alcohol is the devil. I will tell you that alcohol is the devil. You will look old, you will sleep like shit. I agree. It is not good, it's it's not good for you. It's poison.

SPEAKER_01 57:08

I know that. I agree.

SPEAKER_00 57:10

I agree. But here we are.

SPEAKER_02 57:11

Some people live a long time. Like it's it it really comes down to personal choice and like what you can handle. For me, um, look, dude, yeah, I'm I'm trying to limit my alcohol, to be honest. I'm trying to like slow it down. I think I've done good, right? I've done good since Memorial Day. Memorial Day, I blew the fucking roof off of the place. But yeah, I'm look, I gotta tell you, I like I do like who I am better when I'm working out and I'm doing positive things than when I'm hanging out, drinking, doing negative things.

SPEAKER_01 57:39

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 57:40

It's one thing if you can do it, we're not getting any more time. And then, dude, also like, how many times can you get like fucking blacked out with your friends and play darts till fucking four in the morning? Like at some point That's old news. Like it's it I mean, I'm I'm not saying I'm never gonna do it again, but I'm just saying, like, I want to be better. And she's also contagious with her health journey, so yeah, of course. It's like, all right, let's do this.

SPEAKER_01 58:02

And especially if it's working and she's feeling good, why wouldn't you want to try it? Yeah, let's do this.

SPEAKER_00 58:05

Yeah, I feel really strong.

SPEAKER_01 58:06

I want a wellness kit.

SPEAKER_00 58:07

I feel really strong.

SPEAKER_01 58:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 58:09

Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 58:11

Can I get a wellness kit? How do I do that? Well, sign up. I'm I I'm with Kaga too, dude.

SPEAKER_00 58:15

I do like Yeah, I'm gonna need you to both do that test, actually.

SPEAKER_02 58:18

Okay. Yeah, you shit, you squat like a dog, you shit on the newspaper, and then you're no, that's not what happens at all. I went to Dr.

SPEAKER_01 58:25

Seaman. I can handle anything.

SPEAKER_02 58:26

Yeah, yeah. You need to go to Dr. Seaman. He's having a great year. Yeah, fuck yeah, he will. Wait, sponsor me where? To what?

SPEAKER_00 58:33

Down there. Dr. Seaman.

SPEAKER_02 58:35

Oh, oh no, I'll pay. I asked you. How much did it cost? I don't know. Oh, you what it was covered by insurance.

SPEAKER_00 58:40

Well, does insurance cover a portion? Yeah, they do. They do, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 58:43

I mean, oh it was nothing that's a good idea. We have amazing insurance.

SPEAKER_00 58:46

But I'm actually, that's one thing. Like, I will I don't like to brag really about anything, and that's something that I'll brag about. Is like our company has amazing health insurance.

SPEAKER_01 58:53

EClean brow. Yeah, which is important.

SPEAKER_00 58:56

It's important to me.

SPEAKER_02 58:56

Yeah, especially when people stick their hands in a fucking dough mixer while it's still on.

SPEAKER_01 59:00

Can we talk about all the stores that are opening up?

SPEAKER_00 59:02

There's so many stores opening up.

SPEAKER_01 59:04

Like, I know we just did Menalopen, which is awesome. Yeah, I'm still mad I missed out on the photo shoot.

SPEAKER_02 59:09

Yeah, dude, I can't believe it. You're a fucking Menalpen native. Maybe we'll do like a new run and put it. We'll come to our our grand, when's our grand opening?

SPEAKER_00 59:16

You can maybe do well. So the grand opening for Manalopen is actually going to be on uh June 20th, Saturday. Okay. Um I got, I didn't even tell you this yet. So I got he really wanted that the Jamie wanted the thing where like you punch and it tells you, okay, so I got that, and I also got a claw machine.

unknown 59:32

Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_00 59:33

That's gonna pick up little like um plush vegetables. Oh bring your kids. I know it's really cute. I love what he's doing.

SPEAKER_01 59:40

Please do me a favor.

SPEAKER_00 59:42

What?

SPEAKER_01 59:42

Don't punch the bag. Why? Because you're gonna hurt yourself. No, I'm not. Okay. I think it's people.

SPEAKER_00 59:49

I'm also looking for like a locals collab. Oh the bar next door. Like I'm on a mission to find out who the owner is.

SPEAKER_01 59:56

I know the owner. You do? Yeah. Wait, locals still open? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no way. I know the owner.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:01

I have a whole campaign already. Yeah, yeah. We're locals, bro.

unknown 1:00:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:04

See, I'll drink there.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:06

Yeah, like we should have like a thing with them. I you know, I'll give you the guy's number. I love a collaboration. Like there nothing gets me going, like a really good collaboration. Get excited with the class. Unexpected. I do. I love like an unexpected match.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:18

I think Troy, with like the world of marketing, like the Facebook, the Google, yeah, like I think people are tired of just getting hit with ads. I think they want they want to feel connected to your brand or like your mission or what you're about, and they want to know who they spend money with. I think like Facebook, Facebook ads are just so annoying at this point.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:36

Is there someone that you want to collab with?

SPEAKER_00 1:00:39

Oh, that's a really hard question. Like my dream collab.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:42

In a way, yeah. If someone said, Hey, I can get you access to within reason of being realistic. Like, don't say Kim Kardashian, right?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:48

Like it's someone like I can get in touch with her. Who? Kim. Oh, yeah? Get her on the show. I don't know if she'd go on the show, but I'd get her on the phone. But I'm saying, like, if you had to do a collab.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:58

This is like when you wanted Alex Earl on the show. And I said, Are you on drugs?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:02

Well, because I talked about it way before her big break of dancing with the stars and now she's every reality.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:08

She's been big.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:09

She wasn't when I brought it up. I would rather have TJ and Mike on the show, dude. That'd be even better for me anyway. I think that'd be funny. I'm just right. She's gonna be a gent this weekend.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:18

She's so cool. I want her on the show. There's no one that we know that can get her on the show. I don't know anyone. What message her? Get out of here. I'm gonna message her. Does anyone know Alex or that they can get her on the show? Oh my god. Make that a fucking clip. She's from Jersey. How's she gonna get her on the show? Sorry, we're getting excited.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:34

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:35

But anyway. Collab. So who was your dream collab?

SPEAKER_00 1:01:39

Actually, it wouldn't be a person.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:40

Oh, what is that surfer you thought was cool to be? That kid who ripped the sea streak.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:45

There was this guy who surfed the wake behind the sea streak from New York to uh did he do the whole thing? No way. No, not the whole thing, but it was dope. Like they do it in Texas all the time, right? Where there's no ocean, there's only rivers. They do like wake surfing.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:59

Like I did away.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:01

He did it out on the Sea Streak. It was sick. I I I don't know. I started following him. Okay. That's easy to make happen, though. Like you could find people doing cool shit everywhere. But like it would probably be like a brand collab. Like um, and you wouldn't agree with this, but it would probably be some kind of uh not Tupperware, but like Pyrex or like something in the food space, like something like a Ziploc?

SPEAKER_02 1:02:28

Like our fucking air fryer. Yeah, that'd be cool as well.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:32

Like our place. Yeah. It would be something like that. Interesting. What a different approach. Yeah. People scare me, right? Because I've you've seen that go wrong so many times. You do a collab with someone and then you get the hate from that. No, they get a DUI. Yeah. It's like, oh, that worked for nothing. You know what I mean? Like I hate when that happens.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:49

Yeah, yeah. Oh god. It's a whole thing.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:52

Like, I it just you did all that work and then one person's poor decision. I could think of one I filmed that the guy then got fired from the company. All the footage is unusable. It's like, I don't know, putting putting it on people is rough.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:05

I think capitalizing on moments with people is very strong. Okay. Like the oh my gosh, yesterday, so funny. Uh Kimmy Antonelli did the skit about the towel.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:16

I didn't see it. Did you see that? Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:18

So another, like, I I love a good celebrity moment. And I'm not like obsessive, like I don't obsess over celebrities, but I do respect a lot of like I I love the fanfare. I love Taylor Swift, courtside at the next prime example. I am excited for her. I like her. She's getting married. It's so exciting.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:33

Think she's getting married at M Mass Square Garden?

SPEAKER_00 1:03:36

I do, because why would that be that's cool?

SPEAKER_01 1:03:38

I know.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:38

That's really cool. So uh I hope I tell the story right. But basically, Kim Kardashian is now with Lewis Hamilton. Yes. So after the race, they set out like you know how they leave players like a towel and water, whatever. So Kim Kardashian walks by Kimmy Antonelli's stuff, picks up his towel, and like wipes her sweat with it and takes the towel. Like she stole his towel. So his team yesterday posted on Instagram him being like, has anyone seen my towel?

SPEAKER_01 1:04:10

No way. I missed that.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:12

It's like you gotta be so quick with it.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:14

You gotta be quick with it.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:15

And that's like the people that all day.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:17

But that's why you have we have to live on social media because Oh, it's our job. Yeah, see, that's the thing. When you see something like that, you have to jump on it.

unknown 1:04:25

You have to.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:25

Yeah, we're good at it.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:27

Yeah, you guys are you're branding eClean Bro's branding and the way you guys are doing it, it's I love it. And I'm not just saying that because uh friends, like we're friends, but uh I really do respect it. There's a lot of time and effort you guys put into it, and so I'm like super excited to see what it takes a village.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:43

Hell yeah. It takes a village.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:45

I'm being reminded by something I did today that was the biggest douchebag thing I've ever done.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:49

What?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:50

I gave Kayla got the ick from it. So I've been on a health journey. You're on a health journey? Yeah, I am.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:56

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:56

No, you can't claim it yet. What's your health journey? You just started. When?

SPEAKER_01 1:05:00

Today? I've been I'm the fucking nit. Wait, what's your health? She clearly is on a wellness journey. Bro.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:08

What's yours? I'm fucking flexing in the mirror this morning. Shredded fucking abs popping, flexing my abs, flexing my abs. I'm like, yeah, fuck yeah, dude. No carbs. Do I tweak my back, dude? So like I'm sitting in this chair right now and we gotta we gotta call the episode, dude.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:24

So she's because you flexed yourself so hard, you popped the blood vessel.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:27

I popped the disc, bro. My fucking lower back is killing me, dude. So fucking lame, right? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:34

Did you like what you saw?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:35

Yeah, I did. But then she's like, ugh, you gave me the ick. Like you're flexing in the mirror.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:39

Like I didn't know you did that.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:41

I don't I don't usually do that either.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:42

Was he talking to himself?

SPEAKER_00 1:05:44

I don't know. I wasn't there. I was upstairs.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:46

I was just like, you know, I was like doing an ab check, and I was like, oh fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:50

What's an ab check?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:51

I don't think I've ever flexed in the mirror ever. You know, people with abs know what an ab check is. So for those who don't know, I have abs. I never did that check. I have a couple of cubes.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:01

Say a couple of cubes. Cheddar.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:03

So I just wanted you to feel like, you know, because she got the ick from your blue check that you pay for. Everyone's giving me the ick. Yeah, yeah. Apparently.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:10

And then she hate she hated the other thing that I said. It was Kayla's ready.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:13

Kayla's ready for the compound.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:15

Don't let my ick affect you. You just keep doing what you're doing.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:20

Do you? I'm I'm gonna go to my car, cancel my uh my my check.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:24

No, don't I don't think you should. I think you should keep it. Oh, can we talk about Giorgio winning the ring toss?

SPEAKER_01 1:06:30

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:31

He's so nonchalant.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:33

First of all, that never happens. I've never seen anyone win. Can you explain? Because for people you're it's a boardwalk.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:41

No, we're at the children's casino at this point. Oh. This is crazy. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_01 1:06:47

Point pleasant. No? It's in the boardwalk. The boardwalk games. It's a children.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:50

You're all yipped up on cotton candy. Yeah. Running around from game to game. And I'm like, Jamie, like, is this a problem? Do they have a problem? No, they're having fun. My children are addicted to gambling.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:01

Oh, they love it. So yeah, we What's happening here? Especially when they're not paying for it. It's fun. We try to get it.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:08

Yeah. Just like. Hey, go, go to the games. Go play some games.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:12

We were mid-game, and I'm like, hold on a second. Is this like should we be condoning this behavior?

SPEAKER_02 1:07:20

So uh Go ahead. What look, like I said this on the show before, one of the one of the greatest things as a father is to just like cheer on your kids, right? See your kids do anything and cheer for them. And Georgie won the ring toss game, which is a boardwall game. It's a it's a glass bottle and the green bottles. The green bottles, and you throw the red ring around, and you got a big thing. Things fucking bounce already. Exactly. It's a very hard game to win. And my son Giorgio won. And I was like, I went absolutely fucking berserk. Um, like the Knicks game. You know, all the Knicks fans are so excited for the game. I lose my mind. We get him, dude. He gets this giant bull, and dude, he's like, he's got the bull on his shoulders, man, and he's strutting his shit, and everyone's like, yo, where'd you get that? He won the ring toss, he won the ring toss, and it was just like it was just so much fun. And then we go to the fun center, he likes to shoot the basketball, he plays skee ball, he throws balls, he likes to play the um What the hell is that? The sandbag game.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:18

Don't hurt your wrist.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:19

What is it with the uh what? Oh my god, this is so incredible. Cornhole? Cornhole. Oh loves the cornhole. Yeah, there's a cornhole game. Yeah. That's what that is. It spins and you throw the sandbag and it's got the conveyor.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:32

That's not cornhole.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:33

Yeah, it is.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:33

It's like there are no mechanics in cornhole.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:35

Yeah, no, there's not, but the it's how else are you gonna feed the bag back than a conveyor, right? So it is cornhole. And then um, yeah, and then dude, shout out to Janks. I'm sorry. Janks is also great, but then uh the tiki. We've been getting lunch there on the low when it's not crowded. Exceptional. The oysters, yeah, Janks.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:52

I'm sorry, uh Tiki Bowls, tiki. Oh, more like not like the scary back. Like on a like on a Monday? No, like on a like on a weeknight. Oh. And you stay towards the front. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:04

We get the kids' pizza and then we get like some sushi.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:08

Strippers and hair. Strippers and hairdresses.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:10

Dude, whatever.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:13

No, no, no. You don't look and just be curious. You know, look.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:17

One guy looked pretty good. One guy looked good. Other two were like, dude, put that fucking anteater away, man. You sick fuck.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:24

No, I didn't.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:25

Sick fuck.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:26

No? No, I wanted to run away. Okay. All right.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:28

Yeah. Anyway, Barcelona was virtually identical, except there was no girls. It was just all dudes on the beach naked, dangling.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:36

Wow.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:36

But um, yeah, whatever. I got it off my mind. You know what city really took a shit?

SPEAKER_00 1:09:41

What?

SPEAKER_02 1:09:41

Fucking Dallas, Texas, dude. Ten years ago, that place was never been. Yeah, you hurt yourself and you missed it. We went, we watched Frankie Eger. Frankie Eger fucked. You hurt yourself? Look when Frankie Eger fought Yayur Re Rodriguez. That's when we were down there. And then Yayer Rodriguez. Frankie beat him up. And then uh yeah, it was great. Dallas looked great. And then like the last time I was there, man, it was like homeless out of control.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:04

So we should help them. I'm actually really dying to go to Fort Worth. Like that's one of my Yeah, like I wanted to check.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:13

Oh, I'll go back to the list of America. Yeah, Texas is cool.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:15

You know what mood I'm in right now?

SPEAKER_01 1:10:17

I just feel like cowgirl era.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:20

No, like that's just that's who I am. Oh, you are. Yeah. My culture is not your costume. My culture is not your costume. That's the case. I'm sick of seeing it. I'm sick of seeing it. Before you see it, well, hey, what about bringing everybody together? No, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:39

But the Knicks fans was the same fucking thing.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:41

No, it's not. Anyone can dribble a basketball. Before you stomp over to Gabriella's in your cowboy boots, like I want to see you get on a horse.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:49

I love getting on the horse.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:50

I want to see you eat shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:52

Wow.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:52

I want to like do it for making it. Yeah, please. Like, I you can't all just be yee yip ye hawin and you've never even given it a try. I'm no expert. I'm not saying I'm an expert. I'm just saying I want to see you try. So the mood that I'm in right now is that um I I obviously Europe is beautiful and like Paris and oh my gosh. And like I I get it. There's so much of America I haven't seen.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:17

And there's so much of America that I want to show my kids. Okay. That I feel like I've just like taken the map, right? And I'm like, what is so cool that I could hit in America? I have never been to California. I have never been to Texas. Okay. Um, I would love to go see Utah. Like the list is very long right here in my own country. Yeah. And I feel like.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:38

Why don't we go to Napa Valley, Troy? I would love to go to Napa Valley. We're going back to Montana.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:43

Just bring it up to Ashley tonight. Just book it.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:45

I love America. I know. You guys are so free. I love it.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:48

Just book it. Do you think like, well, who's like the travel planner? Because Ashley. Oh, she does the spreadsheets and everything. She lived in California. What do you mean? She knows everything about California. She's really cool. She's cool. She's super cool. She's super cool. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:59

She is cool.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:00

She's awesome.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:01

Yeah, she is cool. Can we talk about how you dress how you dress up as a waiter for my uh entrepreneur of the year um award?

SPEAKER_01 1:12:07

Oh my god, she still loves you after that. I'm so embarrassed. But well, while we're talking about that, can we talk about it?

SPEAKER_00 1:12:12

She is literally like an 11 coming through the door and like the waiter is behind.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:17

Well, the story was we were rushing from filming because we were running late. So I had to go home. I got changed quickly, and I was running around. I got in my car and we went there.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:29

We pulled up as she gets out of that car and I went and looked in the back seat. I left my jacket at home. Yeah. At that point, nothing you can do. I had a vest on because it was a tux and I looked like a waiter. I think I got I think someone asked me to get them a fucking drink at one point.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:45

I was there for that.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:46

I was so embarrassed because everyone had a jacket on and I just didn't know what to do with myself. Because any other if it wasn't you guys, I would have just went home. I would have left. I would have left, I would have left in two seconds.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:56

I've never seen a man like do the like either it's a button-down shirt or a jacket. Like I've never seen the vest.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:05

I know. Like the the the And if there was like a party and there was music, maybe oh, I took the jacket. Oh, but it wasn't even like that. It was like we sat down. So the whole time I was sitting down, I just didn't have a jacket. I was super embarrassed. But it wasn't about me, it was about you that night. Thank you. So it didn't matter. Yeah, we're really proud of you. Yes. I um I mean that.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:21

I'm not being sarcastic.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:22

Honestly, I was super proud to be in that room and be with you guys because you know, we can talk about it. So you got nominated from Ernst and Young's entrepreneurial.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:33

Entrepreneur of the year.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:34

Yes, of the year of in New Jersey. Just New Jersey.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:38

It was New Jersey, yeah. Yeah. And to give to give people like perspective, like last year's winner was Poppy.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:45

Yes. It's oh it's a big deal. Oh, it's legit. Big people were in there, they were doing some crazy shit that was blown away and made me feel like I I live in a really small bubble in my industry. Yeah. Because there are magical people doing a lot of things, and you were on that list. Yeah. You guys were on that list.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:00

But that's like when we got in the car, like that's what we said is like the there's no way you can be offended about not winning when there were people in there literally curing cancer.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:09

Literally, yeah, literally trying to cure inflammation, this and that, and then you know, and Jamie made a joke. He's like, you know, I'm saving lives too. Like I'm I'm feeding people, yeah, yeah. Yes, you are, but it's it's to look at that, you're in that group of 36 or 35 people or businesses, and you were asked back twice.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:26

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I I think uh at some point in my life I'm gonna win that fucking thing. You will.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:31

They had the guy that won the other day. He was he was there five years and then he won.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:34

Yeah, five years in a row. Oh, he looks cool. Yeah, he was. The doll collar, yeah. You know, like there's some cool companies there.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:41

Yeah, so that was awesome. So thank you for inviting me and my wife there, because we had a great time. And yes, I did not have a jacket, I look like a bump.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:47

Entrepreneurship, in my in my opinion, man, entrepreneurship is so cool. And part of the you know, for me, man, entrepreneurship saved my life. And I try to teach people everything I can because I believe a chain is only as strong as its weakest link. And that's why I'm so basically I'm I'm so committed to helping people, especially like women and minority-owned businesses, with like giving them insight, giving them tips, tricks. And at that time when I was a multimillionaire, I would uh constantly give back and try to help people and and to become better entrepreneurs. Entrepreneurship is very important to me. And I believe like it's it's all of our way to to chase our dreams, to chase our freedom and our pursuit of happiness, and to do whatever we want. But obviously, if you're gonna go and sign up to do a boxing match, like you want to prepare and you want to make sure, like, hey, look, I can handle getting hit in the face.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:34

Well, I want to say I want to say congratulations for being in that room because that was super, super impressive. Yeah. And you're gonna get that award one day.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:42

You will. Yeah, and and you know what, man? I get to um, and even if I could help somebody else win that award, that'd be great. Like, I think we're gonna try to get Jim and Kim and Jordan nominated.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:50

Yeah, I think Iconocandy can win that award. That's that's okay. They're having a great year, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:55

Iconocandy's having a great year.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:57

But to my point before, is like, I want to see you do something no one else is doing. Yeah, yeah. I want to see you do it better than everybody else. I want to like nobody touch that right now.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:05

Right? They saw a gap in the market, they're like, fuck. And they jumped on it and they took it to a whole other level. You thought people candy, no one wants to do it. I did. I did. I thought they were buying warehouses when I had them on the show. Well, Troy thought they were buying expired inventory and re-dumping it.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:21

Are you okay?

SPEAKER_01 1:16:22

I wasn't, apparently. Yeah. Because I was like, they're like, I was like, so what do you guys do? And it's like, what do you think we do? I'm like, what do you mean you buy candy from years ago and you're just selling it now? She's like, what? I was like, what? She's like, no, we're recreating, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, oh, I thought you were just buying old shit. Not a food guy. Not a food guy.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:40

It's okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:41

It's okay. I'm not a food guy. Yeah. I'm not a food guy. Okay. I'm not that smart.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:45

Well, why don't we plug that photographer that did our family photos too, honey? Who who is she?

SPEAKER_00 1:16:49

The family photos. Oh my gosh, I could cry right now.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:53

She did great. Are they new?

SPEAKER_00 1:16:54

I am. You haven't even seen them yet. So I'm not a um I'm I don't want to seem like a total bitch, but like I'm not sentimental. Again, like, let's all stand together in black tie outfits and pose. Like, it's so unnatural to me. I don't know. I'm like, everybody put on damn another ick. Jeans and a t-shirt. We're going to the barn because like I'm not paying to have strawberry trailered home and she has to be in the family picture. Let's all go to the barn and we'll take a family picture.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:25

And that's you guys.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:26

My kids showed the fuck up. Nice. When I tell you, Tina's canoring the pony, hair in the wind, Giorgio's like cheesing. Yeah. These pictures, they're gonna make you cry. Like they are beautiful. Even the pony, like pulled right up. Strawberry knew the deal. She might have winked. I don't even know. Like it was these, so Adrian, and we'll tag her in this, obviously, was just like so chill. And like she got my kids' vibe, you know, because like sometimes Tina's Tina's vibration is just as high as Giorgio's sometimes. Like they're a lot, both of them, in the best way, you know? But she captured like them, like to their core. And it the they're so beautiful.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:08

Really special.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:08

But I love that you went to the barn. Like that's you guys.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:12

I love it there. I know. It makes me happy.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:14

Do you love the barn?

SPEAKER_00 1:18:15

I love the barn. Jim?

SPEAKER_02 1:18:16

I like whatever Kayla likes.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:19

I mean, I would say the same. That's my that would be my answer.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:22

So whatever Ashley likes to be like, if I could get a big ass horse that's like calm and shit, I would get on it and ride.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:27

Yeah. But makes you happy that she's happy and your kids are happy. That's all right. Yeah. You'll get one.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:32

I'll get one someday.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:33

Yeah, are you crazy?

SPEAKER_00 1:18:34

I bought one for my child first. Yeah. And you know, honestly. You can't get yourself a horse for yourself until you get all. But like looking at it now, I'm glad that I bought the pony because learning how to do like I've ridden before, but never like take I gotta take care of this thing, right? Like she's so little, so it makes it really easy to like take care of it. Just take care of your manage her. Oh, she's an angel. I love her so much. I must sound like such a nuckin'. I know, I just love it there. And that's just one of those places too, where like you roll up there and get out of the car and it's like it's 1996. Like I like that. Uh it's so good.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:14

I do like that.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:15

Like I I can't even describe it. You gotta come before you go to Gabriella's and you're in cowboy friends. I'm swinging. You gotta come check it out. Okay. So every year for my birthday, I take all of my friends horseback riding just to make sure that like they can wear the cowboy boots in public. Yeah. Like I just want to make sure they're they're good. I check the box for the year. September 22nd. So I bring them all there, they all get on, and honestly, like nobody complains. I have the best group of friends ever.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:42

And you said that, like on your birthday, you like to do an activity, right? For your birthday? You said that.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:46

I love an activity. I think I would be a really good Mormon.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:49

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:50

Like, I don't drink, I love crafts.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:53

Like, right?

SPEAKER_01 1:19:54

Yeah, but that doesn't mean you'll be a Mormon. You know, Mormon's the one that has sex with multiple people.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:57

I love no, that was no, that was just that one show. Oh. I love they love Diet Coke. Um, yeah, I think I check a lot of boxes for that.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:07

Diet Coke's pretty fucking good.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:08

Could you tell the difference between the Diet Coke and uh Diet Pepsi if they close your eyes?

SPEAKER_00 1:20:12

Oh my why would you even ask that? Yeah, actually.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:15

Because I think everyone's bullshitting that no one can do it. Why don't we see?

SPEAKER_00 1:20:18

Do we have Diet Pepsi and Diet Coke now?

SPEAKER_01 1:20:19

No shot now. What do you mean? I'll do it right now.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:22

You can.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:22

Of course we can.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:22

I feel like you could.

SPEAKER_00 1:20:23

I just feel like people like close hands behind my back, no straw.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:27

Let's do it tonight at Angelica's. All right, how about the material?

SPEAKER_00 1:20:29

I feel like Diet Pepsi. Yeah. I'm like, let me apologize to my cousin Michael because he works for Pepsi. He does. I'm so sorry. Pepsi family. No. Okay. I can't. But Pepsi's got Mountain Dew.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:43

Mountain Dew's a big dick in the game of soda, you know? Let me paint a picture.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:47

I raise you Baja Blast. Yeah, I raise you. You go, you go to a restaurant and you say you want Diet Coke. The waiter goes back, he's like, fuck, we don't have Diet Coke. I'm just gonna give this woman Dia Pepsi. And they just bring it to you. You don't know, and whatever it is, you're gonna sip and be like, this is not Diet Coke.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:02

Buddy, your night is ruined.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:04

You have no idea, bro. One of the greatest hospitality lessons I ever came.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:08

Just be honest.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:09

I know that, but I'm saying, would you know that?

SPEAKER_00 1:21:10

Don't even bring Mr. Piv into the conversation because that's still around. He's not even a doctor. Like, I can't. I can't oh so you would know thinking about that and like the mouthfeel of Diet Pepsi, it's completely no. No. Yeah. Hard pass.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:25

I'm a ginger ale guy. I like ginger ale. And apple juice. And apple juice. Ginger ale and sprite.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:29

What does ginger ale do for you?

SPEAKER_01 1:21:31

My my my stomach hurts when I drink ginger ale.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:33

I drink ginger juice like a man.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:34

Yeah. But I'm I I like Sprite over any soda. Not that I drink soda, but when I do go for a soda, it's Sprite.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:40

I gotta tell you, I think if I had to drink site. I can't drink soda. I can't either. No. But I go for a Sprite. I haven't had a soda in a long time, but I I I can remember, man, like back in the day. I'm talking like 20 years ago in the movie theater, having that fucking gallon of Mountain Dew. Yeah, it's the biggest thing. And then like just the popcorn.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:56

They're still that way. They're the biggest drinks in the movie theater. Who the fuck drinks all that?

SPEAKER_02 1:22:01

And then you gotta piss the whole show.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:03

The biggest drinks ever.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:05

And the popcorn?

SPEAKER_01 1:22:07

It's like the size of this microphone. See, I like nachos and cheese at a movie theater. What the fuck, Troy? You eat nachos and cheese at a movie theater? Every single time. And Ashley gets popcorn, but then I get MMs and I put the MMs inside the thing of popcorn. In the cheese? No, in the popcorn.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:22

I thought you were gonna say you cut a hole at the bottom.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:24

No. No, I do the peanut MMs and I put them in the thing of popcorn. No. Salty and sweet. But I get not so much.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:35

When I think of Freehold, when I think of the movie theaters, I think of Freehold, and then I think of Federici's, and I think, fuck, dude, I would love that thin crust pizza, man. Fucking love it there. We did that. We the Georgia Tina love the movies now. I love the movies. They love the movies.

SPEAKER_00 1:22:48

So I actually have never bought tickets to the movies like ahead of time. Like I'm not that kind of guy. No, I mean like weeks in advance, right? Like something's about to release. Like never. That's ridiculous. I actually did it for the first time ever yesterday. Toy Story 5 is coming out next week. It is.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:05

They're versing the iPad.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:06

Yeah, I saw it. I saw. I'm so excited.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:09

I saw a clip of the whatever his name had a little ball spot and they all freaked out. Woody had a bald spot. Yeah, Woody had his ball spot.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:15

Aw.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:16

Like it faded in the back. Jeez, man.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:19

But when they when we go to the movies, the kids are allowed to get whatever they want. That's like a free freebie. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:25

I can't drink soda like that though. Wait, but you just said you drink diacoke.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:28

That's a that's not like no, I'm talking about full sugar. Like soda. No.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:32

I just I got honestly. It's too much. And bro, I don't know if it's psychological, but I could feel like my shoulder joints. Like when you have sugary inflammation. Yeah, I'm telling you, dude. Like I have like old injuries. Like when I drink soda or I drink anything bad, like you're like, oh man, like oh man, that's from fucking high school, or that's this. You're like, ouch. That's from high school. Yeah, dude. You know, the mind forgets, the body does not.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:57

I guess, yeah. All right.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:58

So, baby, we had such a we had such a great time with you here.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:01

Yeah. Do you have anything else you want to get get off your chest before we end it? There's nothing.

SPEAKER_00 1:24:06

I think I think I've done enough data.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:07

I think you did great, but I don't know if there was one thing that was still in the back in your mind.

SPEAKER_00 1:24:10

What?

SPEAKER_02 1:24:10

The fucking garlic and oil at Angelica's, dude. Oh my gosh. I'm so hungry. I skipped that fucking thing the whole time. For years I'm going to Angelica's. I'm like, yeah, it's garlic and oil. How good can it be? How good can it be? Bro, I'm telling you, if you get into Angelica's, you get that fucking garlic and oil. It's unbelievable. Dude, I will never go to Angelica's.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:28

So it's part of my order.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:31

I will never not get that fucking dish.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:33

It's part of my thing every single time.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:34

Escroll and bean soup, too. But if they have it, but they're not going to have it now. It's not the time of giving it. Those two fucking dishes. That's all I got. We're going to Angelica's tonight. I'm really excited. I'm going to eat. And um are you bringing wine? Because I could I could bring a wine.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:47

Yeah, she got wine. She just stopped and got wine.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:49

All right. Fine. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:24:50

She's the best.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:51

Maybe she's good. She knows. She knows her duties. She does. Let me see what I have. I got that fucking 2016 Silver Oak that's been sitting. Don't worry.

SPEAKER_00 1:24:58

The way I'm just thinking about like how many how many bottles? She'll bring two bottles.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:02

We'll be fine.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:03

We don't need more than that. Because I'm bringing it tequila. I always have one glass tequila to start off. Just one. Alright. It's it's a taste. Two sips. Yeah, it's a taste. Taste is nice.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:13

Two sips nice.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:14

So there's nothing you want to end our conversation off. You're good? Want to make sure we hit when's the kid's last day of school?

SPEAKER_00 1:25:19

This is such high pressure. Yeah, I know. Um, the kids' last day of school is just June 24th. Oh, that sucks. It sucks.

unknown 1:25:29

Wait.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:30

All the fucking snow days.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:31

Oh, this year they're just ranking them in the snow days.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:34

But what is Monday?

SPEAKER_02 1:25:36

Field day.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:37

And guess who volunteered to come to Field Day?

SPEAKER_02 1:25:41

Big Daddy Jamie.

SPEAKER_00 1:25:42

Big Daddy Jamie.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:43

What goes on? Like, is that like color wars? Like in that?

SPEAKER_00 1:25:46

It is intense. Like, we have the two dopish gym teachers. Like, they put on a show. No way. It is awesome. Honestly, he has no idea what he's in for. But I did warn him, like, you need to be there and like with a prep in your step. You're not there to be man candy. You're gonna get a job. And these moms don't play.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:04

Wear your sneakers.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:05

Are both your kids at the same school?

SPEAKER_00 1:26:08

They are.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:08

They are. That's cool. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:11

Yeah. That's the first year that they're at the same school. Oh, no way. Yeah. And it honestly it's amazing.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:15

The teachers at that school are so fucking good. But basically, man, I was so moved with everything that that they're doing that I I extended my first responder uh law enforcement discount to the teachers. Because I know that like, you know, globally. I extended so teachers, first responders, police, they come to my store. There's uh there's a nice discount.

SPEAKER_00 1:26:35

And this was huge for him because I feel like Jamie growing up, and I don't want to overshare bore you, but like I was betrayed by teachers, and my mom lost custody of me when I was 14 years old. He didn't have a great experience like with his teachers, and not that he was a hater of teachers, but like to see now the level of care and kindness and what our kids are getting, I think is really shifting how he feels about teachers. Okay. His heart is being repaired. Yeah, okay. Yeah, it's very cool.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:03

That was and that's okay because your experience is different than what it is now, and at least you're able to rise above it and say, Okay, people, there are different people, there are different changes. This will not just hate and say, fuck, I'll hate him for the rest of my fucking life. And you're you're not doing that.

SPEAKER_00 1:27:17

I'm gonna hate Diet Pepsi for the rest of my life.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:19

That's fine. That's okay. I still don't think we'll know the difference.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:22

We're gonna have a great dinner tonight. Yeah, I'm excited. And you're right, I am. I I did. I crossed that bridge and I feel like the love and care that goes into those jobs and how they selflessly serve the kids, man. It's just it's it was just moving to me, especially with my son. And I'm just so grateful, man. Like I always love Marlboro, I always love John Hornick. And I knew from the day I started working at New York Sports Club in 2005 on Route Nine, I said, I'm gonna fucking live in this town. I love this town, I want to be a part of this town, and now you know my kids are you are the town. I'm up there, yeah. So yeah, I love John Hornick, I love Marlboro, I love Pete. Um I love the town, and I and I love it. The teachers, man. So I'm so happy to be there. I love you. And I love you. And I love that you're love you too, Troy. I love you too. I love you too. I really do. I really, really do love the town. So okay. But uh awesome, man.

SPEAKER_00 1:28:11

Thank you guys for having me.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:13

Thank you for coming.

SPEAKER_00 1:28:14

I'll be back when I get my next ick. Yeah, yeah. Come through. Sound off.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:18

My culture is not your costume, baby.

SPEAKER_00 1:28:20

I love you guys. All right.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:22

Sound off. Season four, episode four. Peace.

SPEAKER_00 1:28:25

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SPEAKER_01 1:29:24

I mean, I didn't know she had so many icks that were, you know, referenced me.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:29

Yeah, I get destroyed every day. Yeah, wow. Daily. It's always something new, too, which is like remarkable because I don't really change my routine that much.

SPEAKER_01 1:29:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:37

I uh been together for like 12 years. Sorry, 10 years, 11 years.

SPEAKER_01 1:29:41

Dinner's gonna be very interesting. Now I'm gonna bring up all these things that she has a problem with me about.

unknown 1:29:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:29:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:46

Well, I know that we're both starving and you know.

SPEAKER_01 1:29:50

Well, what was the key brochure takeaway with this episode?

SPEAKER_02 1:29:53

Something special. I have never heard her say, My my culture is not your costume, dude. That is so funny. Yeah. God, that's funny.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:02

That was iconic.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:04

As they say it.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:05

Okay. Yeah, maybe the brochure key takeaway is I need to get over the Dr. Siemens so I don't have to fucking worry about uh any more kids. Just go. What is the problem?

SPEAKER_01 1:30:14

I'm letting you know it was a good experience. It was fine, and I am happy as can be.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:19

Yeah, probably now. You waited those eight weeks. Shit.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:22

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:22

So there you go.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:23

All right. There's your key brochure takeaway. I love it. Can we go eat? Yes. Let's go eat.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:28

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SPEAKER_01 1:30:31

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SPEAKER_02 1:30:34

Go get a fucking Kia at Raceway Kia. Yeah. Go get a fucking Jeep.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:38

Go get a Dodge.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:39

Anything. They have it all.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:40

Just go do fucking donuts on Route 9. Just drive straight to Jersey Freeze and get that ice cream. Oh, the dots. Oh, I want those floods. I'll tell you, I want those too. I want those too. Those are really fucking dope.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:50

I'm going to make my way there this weekend just to get one.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:52

Because that was really I didn't enjoy it as much as I wanted to because we're on camera. I gotta get that shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:58

Maybe I could cut home and go to Colts Neck store. Colt's neck jersey freeze for those. Trying to think like from my house to Angelica's house.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:07

What are you gonna do then? What are you gonna do with it?

SPEAKER_02 1:31:08

I was saying at the end after dinner, eat it. Oh. I'm not gonna bring fucking jersey freeze from Angelica's. It'd be like, look, man, you get away with murder here, but what are you doing? You know, you can't bring your own stuff. So hell yeah. All right, guys. Peace. Everybody have a great night. Great day. Great show.