Sadie and Scott

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Season 2 Episode 6

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This week, Scott and Sadie talk about AI, the helpful parts, the weird parts, and whether any of us are really ready for how normal it has become. 

Then they take on the slightly offensive realization that a lot of the stuff we grew up with is now old enough to be considered vintage. From Walkmans and Polaroids to shoulder pads and Trapper Keepers, nothing is safe. 

To close things out, Sadie plays a game where she has to guess whether bizarre Canadian town names are real or completely fake. Spoiler, Canada is a very strange place.

Check out our website: https://start-talking-with-sadie-and-scott.b12sites.com/index

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I don't think you noticed when you came in.

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What?

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I have this sty in my eye. Did you notice it now? Yeah, now I notice it. It's kind of gross.

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They they hurt.

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I look like Rocky Balboa at the end of Balboa. I look like Rocky at the end of Rocky 3.

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It is a little swollen. Did you put a tea did you teabag yourself, Scott?

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Teabag. Are you supposed to put a teabag on it?

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Yeah. A warm teabag.

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I was always told it was a hot compress.

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Well, that's a hot teabag.

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But I can't, I don't like putting hot things on my eyes.

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Why?

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I don't know. Because it fucking hurts. It really yeah, no, it hurts. It hurts.

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It's uh Yeah, you sp that's I I it's so hot. Well, don't make it so hot.

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Well, no, but the nurse. So okay, so I went to the walk-in clinic in town because that's all we've got here.

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There's a new doctor in town. You hear it? All over the Northumberland News.

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It is. We've got but I you have to sign up online to be able to get to be one of our patients.

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Yes, I know.

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Yeah, which I don't know if I'll get in, but anyway, I went to the walk-in clinic for some other reason and I said, Look at my thing. And she goes, Oh, you have a stye, just get a really, really like as hot as you can handle it.

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Ooh.

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And then put it on your eye. And Joe's always like, Thank God she's out of town, because she would have nagged me all weekend. No, thank you. I already have a wife. I don't need one here.

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You need to teabag that eye, buddy.

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Ice said pardon. Teabag, okay. I don't know if I want to teabag it, but I do have to. I found ice works too.

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Ice?

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Riveting talking talk.

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Don't you have to open up the pore?

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I don't know.

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To get to get the because it's an ingrown hair.

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No, it's it? No, I don't think so. It's some kind of infection, but they don't have anything to fix it. So one time it did kind of come. I popped it like a zero.

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It's so itchy too. Oh, it's been a hot minute since I've had one. This is riveting, by the way. Yeah. This is amazing. I'm glad it took time out of my day to talk about your eyeballs.

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Thank you so much for coming by to talk about my sty. Spell sty, Sadie.

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S T Y E.

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Oh no, sorry, go again.

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S-T-Y-E.

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That's correct. Thanks. Well done. Okay. Let me see if that worked. Yes, it did. Alright, so we got an exciting episode today. You're gonna be blown away with some of this stuff.

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Oh, blown away.

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You are. So we're gonna talk a little bit about AI.

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Okay.

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All right. And we're gonna talk about just starting to use AI. You are. I I I thought that this was gonna be a like a really quick segment, so maybe not. Well I thought you would have been like, I don't do the AI.

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I mean, I I made a picture of my cat as a basketball player.

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Cat that ate the lilies.

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No, no, she's dead, Scott. God, rest in peace, Cheddar.

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Her name was Cheddar.

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Cheddar Cheese, yeah.

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That was an episode or so ago.

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She's cutie.

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Little cutie patootie.

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Yeah.

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Uh we're also you're gonna do a quiz. This is it's a quiz slash test.

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Oh god, do I have to know words?

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No, you just have to guess. Okay. It's a guessing game. So your favorite, your favorite kind of task.

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Yeah, it is. It is my favorite kind of test.

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Yeah. And then we're gonna wrap then we're gonna wrap it up with a couple of uh a couple of uh fans uh reviews. Oh okay. Are you ready to start talking? Sure am welcome everyone to Start Talking with Sadie and Scott. My name is Scott, I'm one of your hosts.

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And I am Sadie, I'm the other.

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Hi Sadie.

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Hi, Scott.

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Are you ready to talk about AI?

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Oh, I am ready to talk about AI.

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Where's my dun dun dun sound? Oh my god. Hold on. I've got it here somewhere.

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You know what we should have is you know the Jeopardy thing.

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Are you ready to talk about AI?

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Yeah, I'm ready to talk about AI.

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That was like the d the end is nigh.

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Yeah.

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Right? Now it's funny. You okay, I'm gonna let you kind of start with this and then we're gonna roll into AI and some things that you can do with it that are actually helpful.

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Okay.

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Okay. And no, it's not gonna take over the world. Cyber Drive Systems is not gonna create a Terminator to go back in time and kill us all. Okay.

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Are we sure about this?

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Well, I'm pretty sure, but I don't know about half the people on the internet.

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All the self-driving cars were like hitting people on purpose.

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For sure. Yeah. So, okay, so tell me, you've started using AI, which I'm very impressed with, by the way.

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So it kind of happened by accident. Because I got a new phone. I updated my phone to the one where the iPhone that has that little the longer button on the side.

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So the action button.

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Yeah, it never had an action button.

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Oh, so fancy. What what number iPhone is it?

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16.

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Oh, okay.

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I mean, that's only one.

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I have a 16 Pro Max.

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Oh, I didn't, I didn't. Of course you have the Pro Max. But so I get this phone. I'm like, what's happening? I'm accidentally pressing it, right? Because I'm walking around. I'm like, why is it lighting all up? And then it brings you to like, would you like to see this on the web or AI it? I'm like, well, I mean, if you're giving me the option, I want to AI this shit.

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Oh, this is exciting stuff. So kind of kind of so what you have experienced is what's called Apple Intelligence.

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Yeah.

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And Apple Intelligence is Siri, which you've had on your phone for years, but they've added a little bit more to it. They're going to be adding more and more to it.

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Yeah, it's that that is kind of scary.

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They're actually going to be doing a bit of a collab with Goob Google.

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Google?

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Google.

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How do you spell Google, Scott?

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Too much coffee in my fucking mouth.

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I'm just busy. Can I call you back? And they're like, yeah, no, uh, yeah, totally call me back. Um, yeah, no, never mind. Yeah. No, no, it's fine. Yeah, I'll talk to you in an hour. You're like, but we didn't even talk about anything, but I'm still sitting here on this phone 30 seconds later. Okay, it's over.

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Yeah, it's like, I'm in a meeting. Can I call you back? Well, just I it'll just be real quick. It'll just be real quick.

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Yeah, no.

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All right, so so back to Apple Intelligence.

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Okay.

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All right, real quick, just so we don't put uh put most of our audience to sleep. So Apple Intelligence is an integrated AI system for your iPhone and all Apple products. Uh, they're going to be doing a collab. Collab.

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You love saying collab.

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I do.

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Yeah.

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With um Google and Gemini, which is their AI agent, to make it more conversational. To you could say her name, S-I-R-I. I don't want every device on my desktop to go crazy right now. But you'll be able to say, what's my calendar like today? And can you move it around? You could okay, so I'm gonna give you an example of AI. So I use Chat GPT for things like I still can't say that. We've been talking about Chat GPT since episode one.

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Yeah, I I do I I do the G B D D B yeah.

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So ChatGPT is was kind of the first one to kind of give itself to the masses. And you know, so I use it to proofread things. Uh I've used it not in not in like replacement of let's say a lawyer, but for work-related stuff. I had a proofread a contract or an email that I had to send to a client, etc. Here's something I did the other day. I think I may have mentioned this to you before. But here's what I did. I opened Chat GPT, gave it a you buy it.

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Like you subscribe. Yeah, I pay for it.

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I've actually done some photos of Joe and Liam and myself you may have seen on Facebook of us dressed like people from The Matrix or you know, James Bond, etc. But here's a great idea, and I want you to try this. I'm gonna get you to download it on your new fancy schmancy iPhone.

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I did it, yeah.

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So what I want you to do is give it access to your camera.

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How do you Okay, you're gonna have to show me that.

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Well, when you go to the plus button and basically say camera on ChatGPT, it'll say, please allow it to have access to your camera.

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Okay.

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Then tell it what protein you want to have for dinner. Follow me here.

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Okay.

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So I'm having chicken for dinner tonight, like you've taken chicken out of the freezer.

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Uh-huh.

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And you take photographs of your fridge.

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And it puts it together for you?

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And your cupboards and your spice drawer and say, create a great meal for me. And it will give you multiple options. Do you want spicy, do you want savory, do you want sweet and sour, etc.? I noticed that you have mayonnaise and blah blah blah and hot sauce. How about you know, a hot sauce creamy chicken with asparagus? Because I noticed you have asparagus in the fridge, and it will create that's kind of cool. And it will give you step-by-step instructions, including the time.

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That's kind of cool.

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Cook the chicken for 12 minutes.

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Yeah.

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Remove from heat. And basically walk you through it. So if you're let's say you're a young kid and you're living on your own for the first time and you're a shit cook and your parents keep telling you.

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I noticed you have ramen, and then I noticed you also have ramen.

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And I also noticed you have crafting. Here's what you can do with that. But you know, you get them in and you you prevent them. You say, you know what, here, kid, here's a full fridge of food. Get Chat GBT, decide what you're gonna have for dinner.

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That's kind of rad.

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You can't because you know, we d I'm just as guilty for of it, but they'll just end up wanting to have fucking takeout.

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Yeah, oh, and for me, I'm just on the same loop. I mean, uh, this is every family, I'm sure. The same 12 things that just keep going round and around and around. Like I'm not, I don't explore. And I have three kids. So it just make what they like, and then I don't have to hear them bitch.

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Well, I'm really kind of proud that you've said that you um you are utilizing AI. Because I I have a sound bite of you saying something about AI in a previous episode. Do you want me to play it?

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Oh, I'm I'm sure you just have it ready right now. I think AI is stupid and it's not going anywhere. Dang. So well, it's because I didn't have it on my phone. There's no excuse. I think AI is stupid and it's not going anywhere.

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So you also said a few other things that I kept sound bites of, by the way. Oh, great. Um this is one that I think you thought we weren't recording and when I left the room to go pee.

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Oh my god.

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I got a sound I have a soundbite of you saying this.

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Why do I have to listen to this idiot?

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Why did you say that? Why?

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I was clearly not talking to myself.

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I don't know.

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There's no way I was alone.

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I probably went up to go to the bathroom or refill your wine glass, and you like like There's no way why do I have to listen to this idiot? I don't get that. Why would you say that?

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You're lying.

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Then you kind of then this one really shocked me. This one really shocked me.

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You have this podcast would be nothing without me. That's AI, you asshole. That's not my voice.

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It is. It's just the same.

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That's AI.

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And then you really like you went overboard. I think you had had a couple of drinks and you said you said this.

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I can't believe our listeners are stupid enough to listen to this dumb podcast. That is AI. That is not my voice.

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Well, this is definitely your voice. This is when you said this.

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Sometimes when I'm feeling frisky, I like to strip down naked and run through the sprinkler in my backyard.

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I think you probably said that one.

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I think I've probably done that.

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Okay, so folks, just for full disclosure, I cloned your voice, and that is total AI. Every single one of those statements, except for probably this one. Idiot one. Yeah. Except for that one, I think.

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Right. That's how did you do that?

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You kind of I remember you said this on a voicemail to me.

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I think Scott is the hottest podcast host in the world. Surprise!

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Oh, but then again, this was the second voicemail.

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I can't believe I started a podcast with this moron.

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Well, yeah.

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There's it goes along with the idiot thing. At least I'm consistent.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. This podcast would be nothing without me.

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Oh, see? I can't believe you said that.

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It's so aggressive.

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So that's okay, full disclosure. I cloned your voice, um, and that was all AI.

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On chat XYZ?

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No. On a different website called 11 Labs. So you can actually clone your own voice.

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That is very scary.

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I think we should do an experiment one day. I should record like a blurb, uh-huh, and then we should tie your phone into my roadcaster, and then we're gonna get you to phone somebody who you know is not going to answer the phone and leave them a voicemail.

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Oh my god, it's a little bit.

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Well, Kersty never answers her phone, so why don't we leave her a voicemail? And you could just say the most outrageous thing and see if she had you I had you for a second.

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You had the first one, and then as it went on, I'm like, there's no way.

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Some of them don't sound perfect with inflection. Yeah, it sounds like listen to this one.

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If you ask me AI isn't the future, I am so it's a little robotic.

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Yeah, like, and even if I try to spread it out, like if you ask me AI isn't the future, I am I mm- it shouldn't be, but it should be.

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I am, yeah. Um that's kind of very cool and scary.

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It is okay.

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So let's you can really screw someone up. Like you could that oh yeah, that's crazy.

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Okay, so I know you're not on the TikTok, but I am really I'm usually pretty good at picking out AI.

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Oh, yeah, it's been on all over like my social media, and you can tell with by the way their lips move and their teeth. Their teeth always look the same, they're always super white, perfect, and shiny, and just don't wait them when there was only one.

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Yeah, and a lot of times um AI is like, I think human artists, the hand is the hardest thing to draw and or recreate.

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Yeah.

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And you look at their hands. But there was there was one TikTok channel. It took I had to watch every single video. There's only about a dozen videos on this person's page. She is a woman who talks about uh natural remedies. Like rubber.

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Is it the old the old the older woman? She's she's standing, she stands at like um uh not a chalkboard, but no, no, no, she's in her kitchen. Oh, okay.

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And I watched the first two videos. I watched the video, then went to her page, and I was like, oh, this is interesting. So, you know, things like uh tape onions to your feet before you go to bed.

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That works actually.

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Right, it detoxes you.

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Yep. And it helps you stop.

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She looked too perfect.

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Yeah.

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She she's this 65-year-old woman who frankly looks like she's 35. Yeah. And she is in a beautiful kitchen, so well and many, like just so well set up. I thought, this has got to be AI. And then I went on to more of her videos and realized, no, this is not AI. It's just really well filmed. Like they're using a 4K camera and et cetera, et cetera. But I had to question myself as to whether it was AI or not. It wasn't there. My mom sent me, sends me videos, and I'm like, Mom, I'm really sorry that's AI. And she's like, damn it, I got foiled again.

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I got Ben boozled.

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She's like Snidley whiplash, and she's like, narwhals. It's a bunch of narwhals doing crazy things on the internet.

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I still don't know that word.

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Meredow. So it's useful for a lot of things, but I think it can really like there.

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I mean You can use that for evil politics.

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Like there's a lot of lying in politics. We all know that, but and we're not really a political podcast at all. Um, because I don't think unlike just like email, you don't do the politics.

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Yeah, I don't do the politics.

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But I think that there's a lot of unfortunate ne'er do wells who will use this to their advantage to sublimate the masses and to control them.

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And that's where it becomes anger is a very big motivator. It is, yeah.

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And this is the one thing that like you have to be good at at catching it, but most people don't have a device. Like, there is some times where you can ask Gemini, is this AI or not? And it may be able to tell itself that it's AI, but it may not be able to figure it out.

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Well, my kids, they're young and they they've come to me multiple times and oh, look at this uh look what this guy is doing on the side of the bill. I'm like, buddy, that's not even real. Yes, it is. Like, no, it's not, but everything I say is wrong, right?

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The fact that's you're stupid and old, because you're stupid pentaginarian.

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Yeah.

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So what are we gonna do about this? And let's just come up with some ideas because we're not changing the world.

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No, we're not changing the world.

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We're not changing the world here and start talking with Sadie and Scott. We're just giving everybody something to think about.

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Well, I'm wondering if they teach it in like if this is something they teach in school yet.

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There are masters level courses on AI and how to manage it, how to create it, how to use it, how to, you know, manipulate it, etc. But everybody wants an assistant, right? Like when when I was a kid, it was like, oh, I can't, okay, no, this is a different generation. This is back in the 40s when I was a kid. But it was like, oh, I can't wait till I get into business and get in a get a secretary and she can do all my shit for me. But we do it it's it if it acts like a personal assistant, like I use, okay, so I use on my phone, I will put in an appointment. I always put the address of that appointment, no matter who it is or what it is. Do you? I do because my phone will tell me when to leave. Oh. Based on traffic, based on other things. And so I could just be sitting watching. Now it's made us all completely ridiculously stupid and lazy brained, but because like how many phone numbers have you memorized now? None.

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Oh god. I don't even know my kid's phone number. I'm not getting you. I don't know it. I know there's like a seven and a three and a one in there. That's about it. That's kind of scary, eh? It is. And so do you remember your first phone number?

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I do. My mom my mom still has that phone number.

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So isn't that cool?

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She's had the same phone number for almost 60 years since they switched from she has a landline still. Yes. I know. Wow. I know.

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There's not many that do.

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No.

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Yeah.

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Uh, but her current phone number was my first phone number.

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And I s obviously I still remember it, but do you use the last digits as like your code?

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No.

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No, you don't?

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Not my mom's, no.

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Okay. Do you swear words?

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No.

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Oh, I don't either.

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Sadie's password for everything, ladies and gentlemen, is fuck passwords. Is that it?

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It is fuck. 3825.

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Damn it. Now I gotta change it.

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Where was shit? All right, well, hold on. Where was what was I talking about? Oh, so I'll I could be sitting watching television and my phone will just pop up an announcement on my on my page and on my front page and just say, time to leave.

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Oh.

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Okay, time to leave. Get my shoes on, get in the car, and I just use maps, man. I know this is in maps.

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Oh.

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Maps will remind you if you put it.

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We're gonna have to I'm gonna have to come here. You're gonna have to teach me. Like, I need a tutorial on like a bunch of.

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A bunch of things. 185 an hour.

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Oh, okay.

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But for you, free. Yes.

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So You're no asshole.

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Although I think you said. Oh God. Uh see. Oh.

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Why do I have to listen to this idiot? We should keep that one.

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I'm gonna put it into the show.

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Do you want me just to say it now and uh you have a proper soundbite? Or you like the AI version?

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On a previous podcast that I do with Liam, uh, it's called Why Do We Say That's still available on all podcast platforms. We haven't done I actually cloned your voice to do commercials. You know we do those fake funny commercials. So I used your voice in in that it's actually um uh something that I listen to before I go to bed.

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Oh my god, you're so I was like, why are you doing that with your hand, you weirdo?

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No, I'm just kidding. I don't have you saying anything dirty to me.

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Oh my god. Don't make Joanna wonder.

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No, I don't. It would probably be something like, Why do I have to put up with this idiot?

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Right.

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Yeah. Although I I'm I'm gonna do something. I I'll mention it on here because Joanna knows. I'll tell you afterwards what I'm what I'm gonna do. Okay. There's something you can do that can be triggered when you plug your phone in to charge it. I'll explain it to you because I'm gonna do it to Joanna's phone.

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Oh God, it's bad, isn't it?

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No, it's fucking hilarious.

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Oh dear.

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Somebody, so somebody on on TikTok posted a video and I already knew how to do it. I just was reminded that I wanted to do it. Yeah. And there's a shortcut you can there's shortcuts, by the way, that can just make your life way easier.

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Oh, I see that little thing, the shortcuts. I'm like, I don't even know what this is. I don't use I probably use about eight percent of my phone's capability.

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Uh you know what, this don't take this as an insult because this is not just you. You probably use about two percent.

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I'll give you two percent. Maybe you one percent.

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I I'm uh I'm a tech nerd, but I still I guarantee you I'm still only capable of doing about fifty percent of what these machines can do. So, and this is what AI is gonna help us with. I can use AI to help me create a shortcut in my phone. So, for example, we have a smart home. My lights are controlled by S-I-R-I, her. We'll just call her her. Where I can tell her to do specific things. Turn on the porch lights, turn on the deck lights. We use Google. Well, I can also just say to her, Good night.

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Yeah, and it does everything for you.

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The hallway lights go on for 30 seconds as I'm walking up. They turn off behind me. They turn on the lamp. It stays on for a certain amount of time while I do my evening ablutions.

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And then when I come back, I think it's a wee plug in and I go to sleep. If it was easier to figure out, right, I'd have to sit on the couch for two hours to figure out how to set this in my phone, maybe I would use this shit. But it just takes too much time. Like I I don't love technology like that. So I'm never I'm not going to spend the time to figure it out.

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But if somebody provided you the tool to do it, it would have to be a like hey Sadie, you listen, give me uh, you know, if I was just to say, what do you want to do? I want my phone to play music every morning. Like I have an like when I turn my alarm off, which is my phone, it triggers a sequence of events that all the way downstairs to my coffee maker. So it will it will, when I turn my alarm off, you know, you do the little push the button, it will turn on specific lights so to guide me down and then turn off behind me, and then it will start my coffee maker.

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It's like we live in the Jetsons.

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Pretty much.

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Yeah.

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And AI is gonna help us with that. So I'm excited about it. I know a lot of idiots online are like, oh, it's gonna take over the world and watch out for the terminate. And it's that's not what it is right now.

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Oh right now.

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But I don't think it will be. Because uh you're familiar with Isaac Asimov's three rules of robotics?

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No.

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Okay.

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Do you re do you did is that a real question for me?

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I'm so sorry.

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But did you actually think I was gonna say yes?

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Have you ever read any books by Isaac Asimov?

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, he was a science fiction writer, but a brilliant, brilliant scientist, slash writer, slash human being.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, I think Henry was just talking about this the other day.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. He's read Asimov. He and I have talked about the three rules of robots.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, no, we were talking about this. Well, he was talking about it, and I was kind of listening.

SPEAKER_05

Kind of. You're like robots.

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I'm out.

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Like the one that cleans my floor. Well bam. So uh one of the rules of robotics, of the three rules, is that a robot cannot do anything to harm a human.

SPEAKER_03

Well, how do you know that?

SPEAKER_05

Well, because that's what they're programmed.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, but what if you have a harmful human programming?

SPEAKER_05

Well, AI can't do things that like, for example, AI is restricted for using copyrighted materials. So if I was to say, um you know, draw me a picture of the Empire State Building.

SPEAKER_03

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_05

It might say, I'm not allowed to. I can't draw a picture because it's a protected property or whatever. There are several different things.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, but at some point there's there's someone which is not AI. There is an actual human being doing the programming. So how do we know that they're not, you know, like the little orange devil to the you know, they're sitting on the thing as they're sitting on the shoulder.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

You know, but how do we know that? Well, we don't, but we're just that's like throwing caution to the wind. Like that's it is that's a little scary to me.

SPEAKER_05

Well, and then most people will will ga will guffaw at this answer, which is sorry, what gaffaw.

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Okay, that's a word. Guffaw.

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Join us next week for the episode titled Sadie Doesn't Know Words.

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No, I know we say this every we really should do this.

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People will guffaw at this, but hopefully the government brings in legislation which makes these people do this. But yes, there are always ne'er doels that will always do something and be up to nefarious means and they're doing it for themselves. Maybe they're just doing it for shits and giggles, but you hope that they follow the three rules of robotics and that they make sure that this is this is for our best interest, not for evil. Evil. You hope so. Although today's to what's going on in today's world, I don't know either. So you know, I know. All right. All right. So, what did you think about the recipe thing? Do you think you'll use it? I can show you how to do it.

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I would like to see it. Yeah, you know, I'm a bit picky, but well, you can tell it.

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I am a vegetarian and I have this in my fridge. Open up all your drawers, like open your CRISPR drawers, take a picture of everything, and you can put in as many photos as you want. Like it was like, I noticed that you've got Dijon mustard. It was in the top shelf at the back of the fridge, but it could recognize the label as Dijon mustard. And so I'm Are you doing it tonight? Oh no, no. Joe's not back from vacation until tomorrow, so I'm just gonna order chicken wings.

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That's what you said last time I was here.

SPEAKER_05

And I already have. I've had the whole I've had the best weekend. If if if this at a five-star resort, looked up the term fuck to dog in the in the in the dictionary. There's a picture of me on the couch watching TV this weekend. That's amazing. It was awesome. Now, unfortunately, I have to rush tonight to get everything done that she asked me to do.

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Okay.

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Before she gets home so I don't get yelled at. So which is actually not allowed, by the way.

SPEAKER_03

What? No yelling.

SPEAKER_05

No, no, no. She's not allowed to go on vacation. And give you a list. And give me a list, because I'd be like, I don't think so. Right? I don't think that there's any retribution that I need to have because she's gone on vacation. It's an annual thing she does with her girlfriends. It usually, like I said before, it usually s focuses around one of their birthdays.

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I've never been on a girls' trip.

SPEAKER_05

Well you ask ask Joe and maybe she'll let you come.

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Okay.

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So we're gonna, you know what we'll do? We'll go downstairs and I'll give you an example of that. Then I'll program your phone to do certain things that you want done for yourself.

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Okay.

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And then we hope that you know that your phone doesn't grow legs and turn into a transformer ready to kill you. I hope not either. Well, it just and and I feel badly for the I feel badly for our parents' generation because you think they had a hard time with phones. Like I can't wait till my mom calls me and says, I got this AI thing on my thing. And uh I'd be like, Mom, just don't. You are too old.

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Don't confuse yourself.

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I but I've promised myself that no matter how old I am, I'm gonna be up on all the stuff.

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Yeah, right.

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Well, I I promised myself I didn't know.

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Although you know what? I feel like my father-in-law, like like Papa's pretty savvy. Well, he's also an engineer, and you know, like he's just he has interest in it, right?

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So he and he likes it keeps him young.

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Yeah.

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And that's what I want. I want to be able to have a conversation with my grandchildren about AI or whatever it is, and not sound like a a doddering old fool who's like daughtering old fool. Yes, another one of Sadie's words on the list.

SPEAKER_03

What was the other one that you Gaw. Is that like blasé? No, no, Gaffa is like, oh, come on. Gaffa!

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, there you go. He used it in the sentence.

SPEAKER_03

Is it like Scottish or something? Like, is it an actual word?

SPEAKER_05

Oh, I got a word for you, by the way. It popped into my head the other day, and I was like, I gotta tell Sadie about this. Okay, next time you're laying in bed.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, what? Huh?

SPEAKER_05

Not like that. I said pardon? Next time you're laying in bed, doom scrolling, watching stuff, you don't have to get up. Okay. Do you know what you're doing?

SPEAKER_03

What?

SPEAKER_05

You're Herkel Durkeling. It's a Scottish term for lay around in bed.

SPEAKER_03

A Herkelderkle?

SPEAKER_05

You're Herkelderkeling, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

That sounds like something else to me there, buddy.

SPEAKER_05

No, you're not. You're lying in bed doing nothing, which is uh sometimes awesome. You're Herkelderkling. So but uh we don't want to be too old, we don't want to be out of touch. We don't want to be out of touch. Let's get to the next segment.

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Okay.

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Speaking of things that are old now, um, and we'll reiterate that Sadie is about to become a septigenarian. No, sorry, a pentagenarian.

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I don't even know. I don't even know what I am.

SPEAKER_05

I am a septigenarian, I'm in my 70s. You are going to be in your fifties, you're a pentagenarian. Do you know what this year m marks?

SPEAKER_03

What?

SPEAKER_05

Forty years from uh 40 years ago, those things or things from 40 years ago are now officially considered vintage.

SPEAKER_03

Oh.

SPEAKER_05

That was the reaction I was expecting from you.

SPEAKER_03

Now I'm I'm I'm like, wait, cabbage patch dolls? Wait, like all the things. Yeah, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_05

So it usually runs on a level between 20 and 40 years. Now, 20 and 20 years ago it's retro. 40 years ago is vintage is vintage. So, and technically, from what I've been brought up learning is that 50 years means it's an antique. So there are some things from your childhood that are now considered antiques. I feel like I'm an antique. Well, you're a pentagenarian.

SPEAKER_03

You're definitely an antique.

SPEAKER_05

Oh no, I'm so old, I I'm a relic.

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You know what I caught myself doing yesterday for about three, four hours. I found Herka-Dirkeling. I was Herkoderkling on my couch. Yeah. I found a channel dedicated to Three's Company, and I watched Three's Company for about three hours, and I was so ha it was the it was so nostalgic. I actually kind of got a little sad about being old, to be honest.

SPEAKER_05

So the episodes you watched, was it one where there was a big confusion and they all realized it at the end?

SPEAKER_03

Um no.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, that's the premise of every episode of Three's Company.

SPEAKER_03

Clear. Uh no, I just I was reminded of Mr. Furley's uh karate chop hands. Oh, I was like, I love this man. This is crazy. Oh man, it was so good. It was so good. I actually we'll probably watch it. I watched it again a little bit last night with Todd when I got home from work, too. We put it on again. I'm like, I love the show so much.

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It's considered vintage now. It's vintage television. I know that's vintage. Okay, here are a few things to make you feel really old.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_05

These are now officially vintage. Okay, so um, I think I don't know if we said this when we were recording once or who I was speaking to, but Liam. If I've already mentioned it on the air, just tell me. But Liam and Leah and Joe and I were having dinner.

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Uh-huh.

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And I was playing music on the system.

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Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_05

I said, Iris, play some music. And Big Mouth Strikes Again by The Smiths came out, came on on the music. Yeah. Right. So that's on the music. On the music. Okay. On the on the speakers.

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You sound so old, right? You sound so vintage. I am so vintage.

SPEAKER_05

Uh no, no. Again, I'm not vintage anymore. I'm now a relic.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Oh, you're a relic.

SPEAKER_05

I'm archaeological. I'm so old.

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Fucking dinosaur, bitch.

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So Big Mouth Strikeskin. You know the song.

SPEAKER_03

I do know the song.

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All right. So it comes on, and I look over at Liam and Leah, and they're both singing along to the song.

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Huh.

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And I said to them, guys, listen, I appreciate the fact because Liam loves old music, right? But I tried to put it in perspective for Joe because she was like, What's the big deal? I'm like, okay, they are listening to a song that is almost 50 years old. Let that sink in, first of all. Like Big Mouse, the Smiths are were around almost 50 years ago.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_05

Let's just say 45 years ago, that song. I believe it was 1983. 43 years ago. I said to her, I said, that would be the equivalent of when we were in high school of listening to music from the 1940s.

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Yeah.

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Like Al Jolson. And she was like, no. And I'm like, yeah.

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If you do the math. Yeah. Yeah.

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So that's that was you could just, I could see her slowly aging. You're like, oh man. But I would no, and I said to Liam, I said, I'm very proud that you know who the Smiths are. He goes, Oh, I I love the Smiths. I listened. Like my friends and I are not like today's generation. And I said, How so? He said, Well, we we like, and then he hit it. We like vintage stuff.

SPEAKER_03

Oh.

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And I was like, oh God, there's a topic for the podcast.

SPEAKER_03

Did you stab him in the eye with a pork?

SPEAKER_05

I wanted to. You bastard. You made me feel so good that you knew this.

SPEAKER_03

Here, take this.

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All right, here's some things from pop culture and entertainment that are now considered vintage.

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Okay, shoot.

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Here's one that's gonna blow your mind. The Breakfast Club is now a vintage movie.

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Yeah, dear God.

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Top Gun.

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Top Gun.

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1986 almost. Yes, well, it's 2026. So Ferris Bueller's Day Off is now considered a vintage movie.

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Favorite movies of all time.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Okay, so kids watching Ferris Bueller's Day Off, they may not be at all interested in it because they may go, uh, why do I want to watch one from the old tiny days? That'd be like us watching them the Maltese Falcon from the 1940s.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, like we we tried, I think it was Ferris Bueller we tried, and I think we tried uh oh, the never-ending story. I know my kids just were not it wasn't glossy enough. It wasn't what they're used to.

SPEAKER_05

Your kids are dead inside.

SPEAKER_03

Right, I know.

SPEAKER_05

Back to the Future. Oh, some TV shows. The Oprah Winfrey show is now considered vintage. She's been on for more than 40 years.

SPEAKER_03

Wow.

SPEAKER_05

Uh some other ones like Miami Vice and Family Ties, which I never watched Miami Vice because I was too young or too old.

SPEAKER_03

Did you uh you didn't watch Family Ties?

SPEAKER_05

Oh, I watched Family Ties. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Who's the Boss? Family Ties, all that gene.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Here's some products that are now considered vintage. Okay. This is interesting for me. First one's gonna be real, just like uh because I remember my first one. It wasn't this brand because it was my mom was didn't have enough money, but she may do. But the Sony Walkman is now considered vintage. It's in museums, by the way.

SPEAKER_03

The Sony Walkman?

SPEAKER_05

With the orange foam?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Right? Polar Ed cameras, easy.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They felt vintage even when I was a teenager.

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Okay, here's one that's gonna blow your mind.

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Okay.

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This is now considered vintage. The Nintendo Entertainment System. The NES is now vintage.

SPEAKER_03

Actually, you know what? I yes, that makes sense because I remember my neighbor got it, Ian, because we, you know, didn't uh either have the money for it or my parents didn't know about it or whatever.

SPEAKER_05

Just because they were too busy buying heash.

SPEAKER_03

Yep, true. Um uh and that was I mean, I was really young, like sneaking over to that house and playing that all day long.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god, I'm sampling.

SPEAKER_03

I know.

SPEAKER_05

You did that on by purpose, didn't you? All right, Lego sets.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, some Lego sets.

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Okay, so some of these so like lava lamps, obviously, because that's from the 1960s, but they're um anything from Radio Shack is now considered vintage. Anything from the store from Radio Shack is now and smart uh swatch watches are now vintage swatch.

SPEAKER_03

I still have my swatch watch.

SPEAKER_05

It is now considered vintage.

SPEAKER_03

I still have my swatch watch.

SPEAKER_05

And I remember there was one thing like if it was in style for you and it comes back into style, yeah, you're not allowed to participate. It's for the next generation.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. So let's say mullets are back, right?

SPEAKER_05

Like everybody wants a mullet. You're not allowed to grow a mullet if you had one in the 80s.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, no, I wouldn't want to.

SPEAKER_05

In your 50s now, you'd look like an idiot. Well, now acid wash jeans.

SPEAKER_03

Super, super high rise jeans, I can wear them. Does my mom? No. Now the young girls are going all back to those we talked about that last week, those tiny little right? They're getting like all the the zippers are getting. Yeah. And I can't I can't wear that. I can't wear that based on my body now either.

SPEAKER_05

But it's not that you can't wear it, you're not allowed to because it would like I want to get in.

SPEAKER_03

You look like you're chasing something.

SPEAKER_05

Exactly. Like I said to Joe once, I said, I want to get a pair of new balance shoes. She's like, No.

SPEAKER_01

Oh.

SPEAKER_05

Old men wear new balance. And I said, All the kids are wearing them these days. And she goes, they're wearing them ironically. You would look like an old man. And I said, Okay, so the white leather Nikes. She goes, No, you can't wear those either.

SPEAKER_03

What are you allowed to wear? Sketchers, slip-ons?

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Yep.

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Do you know that Todd wanted to buy those? And I'm like, absolutely not. They're for old people.

SPEAKER_05

No, they're not. I will show you mine.

SPEAKER_03

Oh no, you won't even fully aware. I've actually slipped one on because they had them at uh I believe it was Costco. No, we're not doing that.

SPEAKER_05

No, you're crazy.

SPEAKER_03

We're not doing that.

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I will show you shoes that you wouldn't even know they're slip-ons. Okay. I'll show you. I've got three pairs of slip ons. Oh right. Okay, some fashion styles. We'll just go through this really quickly. Um, shoulder pads, considered retro.

SPEAKER_03

Uh, and they're back. Well, kind of back.

SPEAKER_05

Benetton sweatshirts.

SPEAKER_03

Bennetton. I forgot about Bennetton.

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Um, scrunchies.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, everyone uses a scrunchie. Those are still in, bro.

SPEAKER_05

No, the big scrunchies from the 80s, retro and vintage now. Um what else do I have here? Perms are considered vintage hairstyles.

SPEAKER_03

Boys are perming. We still got the perm.

SPEAKER_05

Perming their mullets?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

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Leg warmers?

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Actually.

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Leg warmers are now vintage. Look, it's a vintage look. It's not a retro look anymore. It's vintage.

SPEAKER_03

I have two pairs in my drawer. Leg warmers.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, well, you're again, you're not allowed to wear them because you're too old. You're a pentagener.

SPEAKER_03

No, okay.

SPEAKER_05

You're not allowed to. I'll pass a little bit. Here's some home decor stuff.

SPEAKER_03

Oh.

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That are now considered. Some of these are really easy.

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Like a record player.

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Yeah, avocado green kitchen appliances.

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Yeah.

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That's considered that's always been. That's old.

SPEAKER_03

I'm trying to think what else would be waterbeds. Waterbeds.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god, a waterbed. Here's something that I had to look up. Like I I found this list. I started compiling it. I had to go and prove this one wrong because it's one of my favorite things, and I wish that it was something I had in my house. Sunken living rooms. Did you not love those?

SPEAKER_03

Oh, I still love them. They hold up.

SPEAKER_05

Don Draper's apartment on Madame.

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Yeah, they hold up. That little step down. Oh, it's I love it. It's got a couch around the perimeter. So cool.

SPEAKER_05

You can play charades, you can play games. There's usually a fireplace, whether it's in the center.

SPEAKER_03

You shoot porn in there.

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Oh right.

SPEAKER_03

For sure. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Why did your brain go?

SPEAKER_03

I don't know. I I was thinking um You're thinking about porn. Where do all the bunnies live? The female bunnies, the with the big boobies. Um, the Playboy Mansion. Oh, Playboy Mansion. Sorry.

SPEAKER_05

No, it's it's that's gone now, by the way. It got sold.

SPEAKER_03

Well, I know, but I picture them. I'd picture I'd picture, you know, sunken living rooms.

SPEAKER_05

You do, right? Okay, because uh Hugh Hefner actually used to have a TV show where he was in his penthouse.

SPEAKER_03

Like you have to put on your like uh sexy number to get into the area.

SPEAKER_05

You do. Yeah, but sunken living rooms to me is not necessarily about nostalgia. I think it's just a really fucking cool feature in somebody's house. All right, get taught on that. We want you to have a sunken.

SPEAKER_03

I had the opportunity to do that.

SPEAKER_05

You you just lose a bit of space in your basement. Big deal. Yeah, it's not even finished.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

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Here's here's one ashtray stance. But you that may be a little bit older than vintage. Maybe it seems older.

SPEAKER_03

But you can do that. That would be a really cute like the ashtray stand beside this chair.

SPEAKER_05

I have one. Have you not seen it?

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_05

So I call them barbershop ashtrays.

SPEAKER_03

With a little button on the top?

SPEAKER_05

No, no. This is like a an ornate stainless steel stand with a black ashtray sitting in it with that with a stainless steel handle over the top. They were in every barbershop and bank when I was back in the 40s and 50s when I was a kid. I'll show it to you. I bought it at an antique market. How cool. I looked and I was like, I gotta have that. Even just for decor now, I would never have it used.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

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I don't want anybody using it, like except maybe put some MMs in it or something. Remind me when we go back downstairs, I'll show it to you. And it'll immediately bring back a ton of memories. Yeah. Because I guarantee you, somebody listening to, please message us or send us an email to um start talking pod at Gmail. Leave us a message on Facebook. If your grandfather had a chair, usually a lazy boy recliner, with that ashtray stand beside it, so you could have his smokes and he didn't have to reach very far. That's why he probably died at 60.

SPEAKER_03

I feel like one of my grandparents did. And now I cannot. I'm gonna do a little investigating.

SPEAKER_05

My grandfather did, for sure.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I one of them did. One of them had it.

SPEAKER_05

They they these things bring back memories, but I think that they I think that they well, they give you a sense of comfort.

SPEAKER_03

Car lighters. Sorry. I should be listening to it.

SPEAKER_05

Car lighters, they're not even available. Well, you have to pay them.

SPEAKER_03

Man, did you ever heat that puppy up and put your finger in it? No, what the fuck are you?

SPEAKER_05

Why are you such a sadist, Sadie?

SPEAKER_03

My sister. Never mind. Okay. Stop talking. Okay. I did.

SPEAKER_05

All right, here's some trendy stuff that we were obsessed with. Okay. Some of these are retro, some of these are vintage, some of them still exist. And I think kids these days are like they just think it's normal. Kids these days here's okay, here's something that I know it exists, but you can rent them for parties, which is mall photo booths. You can rent those for parties now.

SPEAKER_03

That's kind of fun.

SPEAKER_05

It is. Well, and weddings too. It's nostalgic, it's retro, and it's it's today.

SPEAKER_03

Well, we didn't we talk about that last week where the kids these days are getting actual like old Canon photo like uh cameras and using them instead of their instead of their phones.

SPEAKER_05

A couple of episodes ago, Polaroid, not Polaroids, but digital SLR cameras are back in style.

SPEAKER_03

Well, you can buy Polaroid, little Polaroid cameras for kids too.

SPEAKER_05

Here's some things like toys, for example, light bright.

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That's now considered light bright.

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It's now considered vintage.

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Glow worms.

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Rubik's cubes.

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Rubik's cubes. Still hold up.

SPEAKER_05

Uh what else do I have here? Slap bracelets.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_05

You know what those are? I know.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Oh my god.

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Perfectly straight and you went.

SPEAKER_03

My kids come home with them all the time.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, so it's still a thing.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, it's still a thing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

I should have done a little bit of research on what we knew was awesome and is not vintage because it's still being used today. U2. There's an example.

SPEAKER_03

U2.

SPEAKER_05

The band, U2. They're vintage, but they're still putting out stuff to me.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

All right. What else do I have here? You're dry guy. Uh trapper keepers.

SPEAKER_01

What?

SPEAKER_05

Trapper keepers from school. With the Velcro in it. It was like a binder, but you kept everything in it. Those are totally written.

SPEAKER_03

What did you call it?

SPEAKER_05

Trapper Keeper.

SPEAKER_03

A trapper keeper.

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That's what they're called. Yeah, Google it. You'll know what it is. My little pony is now considered vintage.

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True story. No, no, I'm not going to tell that true story.

SPEAKER_05

Too late. No, no, no, no. Carry on.

SPEAKER_03

No, carry on. Carry on.

SPEAKER_05

What are you going to talk about? A trapper keeper and getting your weed caught in it?

SPEAKER_03

Well, yes, you are. You're getting close.

SPEAKER_02

No, no, carry on. Come on. No, no. No. We can weed all day. No, we're not. You're going on.

SPEAKER_05

All right. Okay, we're gonna we're gonna take a quick break. I'm gonna show you my ashtray. Okay. And then we're gonna we're gonna get into a quiz slash game slash test Sadies knowledge of Canadian geography.

SPEAKER_01

Oh God. We'll be right back.

SPEAKER_05

I wanted that soundbite too. Oh God, no.

SPEAKER_04

I don't know geography. I don't know anything.

SPEAKER_00

It's like this bike. It's like this bike. Do the great big walkers.

SPEAKER_05

Are you ready to play a game? Oh I love these games.

SPEAKER_00

Oh god.

SPEAKER_03

I don't.

SPEAKER_05

So full disclosure, I got this idea from a guy on TikTok. Okay. Todd Matin is his name. He's from Vancouver Island.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Uh this is a great thing. This is gonna test your Canadian geographical knowledge.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05

Based on your reaction on coming out before the break, you're looking so forward to this. I really am. Can you move your phone over just because it's interfering with your mic?

SPEAKER_03

Okay. I need okay.

SPEAKER_05

All right, here we go. Here is the way that the game is gonna work. If you are correct.

SPEAKER_03

Are you gonna ask me like about like none of it? Do I have to know where these places are?

SPEAKER_05

All right, so hold on.

SPEAKER_03

Here's the you are correct.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

You are wrong. Self-explanatory thanks there, Scott.

SPEAKER_00

I don't think we need to go over that.

SPEAKER_05

This means you got it wrong.

SPEAKER_02

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_05

That means you got it right. All right, here we go. I just was testing my buttons.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Aren't you happy that I got the buttons right?

SPEAKER_02

Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Uh you need to tell me if this is actually a town in Canada based on its name or if it's fake, if I made it up.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Are you sure?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

I think I'm gonna be good at this.

SPEAKER_05

You think so?

SPEAKER_03

Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, hold on. I need a pen and a piece of paper, or I'm just gonna keep score somewhere.

SPEAKER_03

How about on your fingers?

SPEAKER_05

No, because the last time we did that I forgot and I totally buggered it all up. Okay, so there. I've got it on my keyboard here. Okay. Alright. You need to tell me if this is actually a town in Canada.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Alright. Goose Whisper Newfoundland. Is it really? Oh, I should do it in the Is it a Canadian town or not?

SPEAKER_03

It is.

unknown

Damn.

SPEAKER_05

I am so sorry, Sadie, but Goose Whisper Newfoundland is not an actual town in Canada.

SPEAKER_03

Dang it. Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Do you want me to just throw you a softball? Throw you one throw you a fucking grapefruit right over the plate?

SPEAKER_02

What the hell are you talking about?

SPEAKER_05

It's a softball metaphor.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. Yeah, sure. Throw me the grapefruit.

SPEAKER_05

All right. Is this a Canadian town or not? Come by chance, Newfoundland.

SPEAKER_03

Yes.

SPEAKER_05

Yes, come by chance is actually a town in Newfoundland and Labrador. Newfoundland's very well known for their funny names. Here's another here's another grapefruit right across the plate. Dildo, Newfoundland.

SPEAKER_03

Yes.

SPEAKER_05

All right, yes. Okay. That's that's everybody knows dildo. It's actually meant it was mentioned on TikTok. There they did a tech, somebody did a TikTok about dildo, and their tourism skyrocketed.

SPEAKER_03

That's great.

SPEAKER_05

Because they have a they have a sign in the hills, like in Hollywood.

SPEAKER_03

Not to dildo, but just have I been to Newfoundland?

SPEAKER_05

No, it's the only province in Canada I've never no, that and PEI are the only two provinces.

SPEAKER_03

I went I I did a little like day trip to PEI.

SPEAKER_05

It was beautiful. And that's about how long it takes to get across PEI.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. I drank the cordial.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, did you? I did. Okay. Well, we'll make a we'll make sure we'll get it, we'll get all the family together and we'll fly out to Newfoundland. We'll kiss the cod and do a shot of Screech.

SPEAKER_03

I've already done that.

SPEAKER_05

Which is actually Jamaican rum.

SPEAKER_03

University. It was disgusting.

SPEAKER_05

Well, in Newfoundland?

SPEAKER_03

No. At York University.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, well, that's not the same thing.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, I know.

SPEAKER_05

You gotta do it in Newfoundland.

SPEAKER_03

And it wasn't a real fish.

SPEAKER_05

All right, here's here's another one. And I'll preface this by saying this is from Newfoundland. Is this is this a Canadian town or not? Blow Me Down, Newfoundland and Labrador.

SPEAKER_03

I mean, you can't have dildo and blow me down, so I'm gonna uh process of Oh no, it's not.

SPEAKER_05

Oh I am sorry, Sadie, but Blow Me Down is actually a town in Newfoundland and Labrador.

SPEAKER_03

And dildo? See, I just thought based on dildo being correct, that that there's no way that that would be are they like adjacent to one another? Like, where's the proximity to dildo? Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Just down the road from Come by Chance.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Dear God.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. Okay. Syrup Crossing, Ontario. You're not gonna be able to tell from my face because I've got my poker face on. Oh, wait, hold on a second. You've gotten one right so far.

SPEAKER_03

That's it?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Unfortunate.

SPEAKER_05

You don't get deal though, because that's a given.

SPEAKER_03

Say it again. What was the syrup? What is it? Syrup Crossing?

SPEAKER_05

Oh, where the fuck is it?

SPEAKER_03

Syrup Crossing, I think.

SPEAKER_05

Syrup Crossing, Ontario. Is that a town?

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, sorry, sorry.

SPEAKER_03

Oh! Don't do that.

SPEAKER_05

Syrup Crossing is not a town in Ontario. It is not a town in Canada.

SPEAKER_03

Are you making this up? Like, are you making up the towns right now? Or someone has already made these up?

SPEAKER_05

So I made up the fake towns. I didn't make up the real ones.

SPEAKER_03

I understand that. That's dildo.

SPEAKER_05

Did you just call me a dildo? Yes, I did. That's vintage now. Remember we called everybody a dildo back in the 80s?

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, if somebody was stupid, it's like, what a fucking dildo.

SPEAKER_03

No. I never said that. You're a lot older than me.

SPEAKER_05

We've that's true. That's true.

SPEAKER_03

100.

SPEAKER_05

All right, here we go.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Punky doodles Corners, Ontario. No. Is that your final answer?

SPEAKER_03

That's my final answer. Oh my lord.

SPEAKER_05

Punky doodles Corners is a town in Ontario.

SPEAKER_03

Come on.

SPEAKER_05

Listen, I'm not bullshitting you on this. I'm giving you the facts, ma'am. Just the facts.

SPEAKER_03

Punky doodle? Oh, that's so weird. Okay.

SPEAKER_05

You've only got two correct so far.

SPEAKER_03

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_05

It's Punky Doodles.

SPEAKER_03

Thanks for clarifying. No, it actually no, it makes no difference.

SPEAKER_05

All right. Okay. Oh, here's a very Canadian name. Uh-huh. Sorry Creek, British Columbia.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that's right.

unknown

Oh.

SPEAKER_05

I am sorry, but Sorrey Creek is not a town in British Columbia. All right, next one. Swastica, Ontario.

SPEAKER_03

Oh my goodness, there's no way, but why would you say that if oh um that's no, that's not.

SPEAKER_01

I was gonna guess yes to. Dang it!

SPEAKER_05

Yes, swastika is the name of a town in Ontario. I've I drove through it. It's way up north.

SPEAKER_03

Holy shit.

SPEAKER_05

I drove through it very quickly because I got scared.

SPEAKER_03

That is not okay. Okay, that's not okay.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. Are you ready for the next one?

SPEAKER_03

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_05

Is this a town in Canada? Flynflon, Manitoba.

SPEAKER_03

Fleakin, floking, flokin'. Um, that is a town.

SPEAKER_05

Now for a bonus point, what famous NHL hockey player is from Flynn Flawn, Manitoba?

SPEAKER_03

Um the 70s. Oh. You think I know that? Uh Wayne Gretzky. No. Okay. Bobby Clark. Okay. Okay, this is a you made this up.

SPEAKER_05

No.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, I caught you.

SPEAKER_05

Balls Creek, Nova Scotia.

SPEAKER_03

Yep.

SPEAKER_05

Is it a town?

SPEAKER_03

Yes.

SPEAKER_05

You were correct. Balls Creek is a town.

SPEAKER_03

That was a bonus. How much is the bonus worth?

SPEAKER_05

No, your bonus question was what NHL is from Flynn Flon, Manitoba. Shit. Okay. Okay, here's another one. Crotch Lake, Ontario.

SPEAKER_03

Oh. No.

SPEAKER_05

I am sorry, but yes, Crotch Lake, Ontario. It's it's way off.

SPEAKER_03

If you had a cottage on Crotch Lake and people said, Oh, where's your cottage? Would you admit it?

SPEAKER_05

Oh, of course. Oh my god, that would be the best.

SPEAKER_03

That'd be the best.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. Beaver Elbow Junction Yukon.

SPEAKER_03

Holy crow. That's a long name.

SPEAKER_05

There's Beaver Elbow Junction.

SPEAKER_03

Beaver Elbow Junction.

SPEAKER_05

Yukon territory.

SPEAKER_03

Yes.

unknown

Oh.

SPEAKER_05

I'm sorry. Beaver Elbow Junction is not a town in Yukon.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. I'm really bad at this game. I said I was going to be good.

SPEAKER_05

Here's another one for you.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Head smashed in Buffalo Jump, Alberta. Head smashed in Buffalo Jump, Alberta. Is that a Canadian town or not?

SPEAKER_03

It's too long. There's no way. No, it's not.

SPEAKER_05

I'm sorry, but Head Smashed in Buffalo Jump Alberta is actually a name of a town in Alberta.

SPEAKER_03

Oh dear. Could you imagine having to write that on like to mail something? That's long.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, well, yes, it is.

SPEAKER_03

That's long. Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Too long, almost.

SPEAKER_03

Way too long. Yeah, you think? 30 letters too long.

SPEAKER_05

Here's one.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Again, we're going back to the province of Newfoundland.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Mildly upset harbor, Newfoundland.

SPEAKER_03

Mildly upset.

unknown

Yes.

SPEAKER_05

Mildly upset harbor, Newfoundland.

SPEAKER_03

That's right.

unknown

Oh.

SPEAKER_05

Wow, you've only got three, right, so far.

SPEAKER_03

This is bullshit.

SPEAKER_05

All right, here's one that'll get you excited. Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Climax, Saskatchewan. Is that a town in Canada or not?

SPEAKER_03

That's a town. Yes.

SPEAKER_05

Another one for Sadie. That's four. Middle Sackville, Nova Scotia. Yep. I've Oh my god, two in a row.

SPEAKER_03

I've been there.

SPEAKER_05

You've been to Middle Sackville.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Have you been to Pocketine, Nova Scotia?

SPEAKER_03

No. Is that a town or not? I should have been staring at your fingers. That is that is. Oh, I almost said that's not.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, sorry, hold on. It is a town. Sorry. There's another one for Sandy. So so far you've got one six.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Not bad. Not bad. Okay. So would you like to revisit the province of Newfoundland and Labrador? Yes. Is this a town in Canada? Happy Adventure. Newfoundland and Labrador.

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna go, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

I I think now anything I say for Newfoundland. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

They're a happy bunch.

SPEAKER_05

Sober Island, Nova Scotia. Is it a Canadian town or not?

SPEAKER_03

First of all, I need to book a ticket here. Uh that is a town.

SPEAKER_05

My god, you're on a streak here, lady. You're on a streak.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I'm getting my foot in now.

SPEAKER_05

Pancake Narrows, Alberta.

SPEAKER_03

Yep.

SPEAKER_05

You ruined your streak, Sadie. You ruined your streak.

SPEAKER_03

I got cocky there. Did you see how I answered? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, here's another one from Newfoundland. I I like what the fuck were these folks thinking? Here's another one from Newfoundland. Is it a Canadian town or not? Moose Biscuit Crossing. Yes.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, you tricked me.

SPEAKER_05

I tricked you. I tricked you.

SPEAKER_03

They should call it Moose Knuckles.

SPEAKER_05

I'm sure they do. Okay, what else do we got here? Um Joe Bat's arm. Newfoundland and Labrador.

SPEAKER_03

Joe Bat. Joe Bat's arm. Um yes.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, another one for Sadie. All right, huh? You're doing you're on it, you're on a streak here. You're on a streak here. All right, let's try this one.

SPEAKER_03

Oh.

SPEAKER_05

Well, I have to laugh at this one. Saint Louis de Haha, Quebec.

SPEAKER_03

Saint De Ha ha.

SPEAKER_05

Saint Louis du Ha, Quebec. Um literally with exclamation marks.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah, no.

SPEAKER_05

It is actually a town. There is a town in Quebec called Saint Louis de Ha ha.

SPEAKER_01

It's cute. It's cute. It's cute. I like it.

SPEAKER_05

All right, two more. Loon button Prince Edward Island.

SPEAKER_03

Oh. That's close. Uh yes.

unknown

Oh, man, are you kidding me?

SPEAKER_05

I'm sorry. Moon Button PEI is not a city in or a town in Toronto. Alright, last one. Moose Factory, Ontario. Is it a Canadian town?

SPEAKER_03

Well, you know what? Based on the fact that we have a moose-nee, I'm gonna say yes.

SPEAKER_05

And she finishes. Oh, sorry. She finishes off strong, ladies and gentlemen, with a correct answer. I didn't count how many I gave you actually total.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, it was a lot.

SPEAKER_05

But you did a lot. You got like you got nine, right?

SPEAKER_03

Out of what?

SPEAKER_05

I think I asked you 20.

SPEAKER_03

That's not bad. But that's a fail.

SPEAKER_05

Listen, in today's schools, you probably still get an A.

SPEAKER_03

That's a fail.

SPEAKER_05

Well, speaking of not failing, are you ready for some five-star reviews before we wrap up the episode? Sure am. And then I'm gonna go downstairs and teach you how to use AI to make dinner for you.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

All right, we have two five-star reviews this week, one from Ontario and one from Winnipeg.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, the pegs.

SPEAKER_05

We've had a couple of good The Peggers. The people in Nova Scotia and the people in Winnipeg love Sadies. This one is from Colin T from Winnipeg, Manitoba.

SPEAKER_03

Word up, Colin.

SPEAKER_05

There are a lot of podcasts where people talk. Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_03

I think that's the whole idea. Good observation, Colin.

SPEAKER_05

This is one of the few where it actually feels like a show. Pacing is great, chemistry is legit, and it never sounds uh sorry, and it never sounds like two people trying too hard to be funny. It just works. I listened to one episode on a walk, ended up taking the long way home so I could finish it. So that was from Colin T in Winnipeg. Five stars.

SPEAKER_03

Hey, Andrea.

SPEAKER_05

She gave us five stars and she said I started listening because I liked the title. Okay, excellent. All right. So kudos to us for picking a good title. And now I stay because this show somehow turns random topics into conversations I want to be a part of. Uh Scott has a great way of keeping things moving with Sadie cannot. Without making it feel forced. And Sadie has the kind of reactions that make you laugh because they are exactly what you were thinking. It feels easy, funny, and real. Well, thank you, Andrea M from Burlington, Ontario for that wonderful review. So, folks, please leave us a review on Apple, Spotify. Send us send us an email. Tell us what you're thinking about the show and how wrong or right we are. And if you've ever been to Moose Knuckle, Ontario, uh, you can also reach out to us on email at Start Talkingpod at gmail.com. Uh on the TikTok, which Sadie's gonna get on. I'm gonna make her uh start talking pod on TikTok at Start Talking Pod, at uh at Start Talking uh on Instagram and start talking with Sadie and Scott on Facebook. Fuck, we're everywhere. We are absolutely everywhere. Any final thoughts before we before we wrap things up? Do I ever have a you do? Usually it's a swear word, but do you want to do rock, paper, scissors to see who gets to say it for now?

SPEAKER_03

No.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, okay. So it was your idea the first time we did it, for Christ's sake.

SPEAKER_03

Oh all right. Well then I'm gonna feeling a little bit like an angsty teenager, you know?

SPEAKER_05

You're feeling very, very nostalgic.

SPEAKER_03

Because I'm wearing acid wash pants.

SPEAKER_05

I know. I meant I meant to mention that.

SPEAKER_03

I'm not wearing a sweatsuit or tights.

SPEAKER_05

And you're wearing a bra this time.

SPEAKER_03

I'm wearing a bra. I have a proper oh my god, look at the cat hair on me. Oh yeah. Who wants to know what I'm wearing?

SPEAKER_05

I don't know if the audience wants us to do that.

SPEAKER_03

Tell you what, is someone write in and let me know if they I can I can do a little shout out to them and I can tell them exactly what I'm wearing. Like we've done it a couple times before.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, and you clearly have not listened to those episodes because of the music that I put in the background. You were thinking about porn earlier, apparently.

SPEAKER_02

So in my sunken living room.

SPEAKER_05

Before I say, I guess I'll say we're out for now. Would you like to add anything to s to our listeners?

SPEAKER_01

Nope.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for listening to this episode of Start Talking with Sadie and Scott. We hope you enjoyed listening to it as much as we did bringing it to you.

SPEAKER_03

Have a nice day, people. Nope.

SPEAKER_05

We're out for now.

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