The One Where Sadie F&$#%d Off on a Cruise

Sadie is back, and apparently we are all supposed to pretend she did not abandon the show for two weeks to float around on a cruise ship eating buffet shrimp and living her best international-waters life.

This week on Sadie and Scott, we kick things off with Sadie’s cruise debrief, then launch a brand-new segment called Ask Sadie, where listeners ask for advice about dishwasher crimes, eight-minute voice notes, loud-breathing husbands, school craft guilt, and the office monster who microwaves fish.

We also revisit a topic we mentioned before: different names for your period from around the world, including strawberry week, ketchup week, Aunt Red, blood festival, and possibly the greatest phrase ever created, “communists in the gazebo.”

Plus, we cover the deeply chaotic world of cheese rolling, where people voluntarily throw themselves down a hill chasing a wheel of cheese, and we play a new game called Things You Can Say in the ____ That You Can’t Say in the ____.

No politics, no doom, just cruises, bad advice, weird sayings, questionable games, and two friends making each other laugh.

Check out our website: https://start-talking-with-sadie-and-scott.b12sites.com/index

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

So if uh listeners out there in listener land might notice that we haven't had an episode in a couple of weeks, it's because Sadie decided to fuck off on me and go on a cruise.

SPEAKER_03 0:12

Did you see the videos?

SPEAKER_00 0:13

I did. Somebody taught you how to use reels and like captcha and stuff like cap cut and whatever. I didn't use that. I used reels. You used reels?

SPEAKER_04 0:21

I have to show you the um the other one I made. It's just of me drunk. I'll show it to you when I get there.

SPEAKER_00 0:27

I think I have about 14 of those on my phone already.

SPEAKER_02 0:30

Oh, you I made a good one.

SPEAKER_04 0:32

Oh, you did, did you? No, I didn't.

SPEAKER_00 0:36

Okay, so tell us how was okay. Are you a cruiser now?

SPEAKER_04 0:39

I think I might be a cruiser. I would I would like to try it again.

SPEAKER_00 0:42

Yeah, okay. So you and Todd are coming on a cruise with us then.

SPEAKER_04 0:44

I I would I would like to.

SPEAKER_00 0:46

Oh, good. Okay. All right. So tell us, tell us about the cruise and tell us how you fucked off on me. Okay. Left me sitting here with my dick in my hand for fucking two weeks while people on Instagram were like, where's next episode?

SPEAKER_04 0:58

Did you have fun with your dick?

SPEAKER_00 1:00

Alright. No. Oh, here we're God.

SPEAKER_04 1:04

Yeah. Those sound bites are out of control. Oh dear. Oh God. Oh no, I said it again. Okay, so how I acquired this cruise.

SPEAKER_00 1:16

This is how I found out. Text message. Are you coming to record today? No, I got a pack, and you know, the cruise leaves in three hours. I'm like, what the fuck, man? No heads up, no warning.

SPEAKER_04 1:27

No, I it was very, very last minute. My cousin uh Renee LeBlanc is an influencer.

SPEAKER_00 1:32

I think we're gonna get her on the show, actually. We are, yeah. We'll chat about that afterwards. I've never actually spoken to an influencer before.

SPEAKER_04 1:40

It's uh it's a very interesting job. They make really good money.

SPEAKER_00 1:44

You know what I'm gonna tell her this? You know what I love that she doesn't do?

SPEAKER_04 1:47

What?

SPEAKER_00 1:48

Because I've watched all of her reels and the TikToks. The TikToks, yeah. She never taps things and she never like you know when they have to like with their fingernails? Fuck off.

SPEAKER_04 1:59

The uh the ones that well, you would probably it's not in your algorithm, but when they put makeup on and they just they take the product and they just squeeze it on their face and start. I'm like, stop. Okay, so basically what happened was she got a free cruise, Virgin Voyages, uh, Richard Branson, is that his name? He was actually there the whole time.

SPEAKER_00 2:19

Are you kidding?

SPEAKER_04 2:20

He was on the boat, whole time, like in the movie, walking around. Yeah. So he invited, I believe it was 400 influencers plus their one that they could bring. Some up, some brought other influencers, some just brought their friends, some brought their family, cousin, which is what I am. So uh yeah, she just threw it out there and very last minute and went on this cruise.

SPEAKER_00 2:43

And you then you just completely abandoned your family and you BFF.

SPEAKER_04 2:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:47

You you were like like you were like a fucking cat with a toy. Like fuck everybody else. Here I go.

SPEAKER_04 2:53

I was out, yeah. Well, I was kind of excited. It was my first cruise. I've always wondered what it was like. Now, I will say being on a cruise with 400 people that are glued to their phones and you know, doing all the things with like the tripods, tripods set up, and you know, you're weaving and wobbling through people recording and doing dances.

SPEAKER_00 3:15

Did you ruin anybody's cut?

SPEAKER_04 3:16

I probably did.

SPEAKER_00 3:17

Oh, good. I would have waited there was only 400 people? Was it the Scarlet Lady or the Scarlet? Yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 3:23

Yeah, plus there are one. So about 800 people on this boat. So that's it.

SPEAKER_00 3:26

But that was it. There wasn't any regular, regular guests.

SPEAKER_04 3:29

No, no regular guests. It was all for influencers. And then they had like a TikTok thing set up, and you know, people talking about, you know, I guess they're how to drudge up business and like you could go to these little seminars if you want to. They give you, you know, a credit on the boat. You could use, you can go get a tattoo.

SPEAKER_00 3:47

You could, you know, they have a tattoo piler on the scarlet on all the virgin ships.

SPEAKER_04 3:51

Yeah, the tattoo.

SPEAKER_00 3:52

Do you think I'd be a good influencer? What would I what would be my influence's hats? It would be hats.

SPEAKER_04 3:58

Really weird hats.

SPEAKER_00 4:00

Which are you saying the hat I'm wearing right now is weird? Well, this is a style, by the way.

SPEAKER_04 4:03

It's not the pylon hat.

SPEAKER_00 4:07

I never actually published it.

SPEAKER_04 4:09

I I wish you could see when he says style. No, you also have a big chunk of hair stuck to the top of it. Like it looks like it came out of a vacuum or something. Oh, oh, you almost got it. I don't know. It's a tough to pair.

SPEAKER_00 4:24

No, I don't have a lot of hair up there anyway, but yeah, well, just leave it.

SPEAKER_04 4:28

I like it. Oh super stylish. There it goes. Okay. No problem.

SPEAKER_00 4:32

All right, so you really enjoyed the cruise. You're a cruiser now, which I'm very excited about, by the way, because we're cruisers.

SPEAKER_04 4:37

Yeah, it was fun. The entertainment and the food were next level.

SPEAKER_00 4:43

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 4:43

Right.

SPEAKER_00 4:43

Yeah. And you know what I love about cruises? You get to visit different countries, but you don't have to stay there. So if it sucks, you can leave and go back onto the ship.

SPEAKER_04 4:51

Yeah. Here's what I here's what I would be a little concerned about with going on just a regular cruise with thousands of people, right? So this was small. We weren't herded. You know, it uh when you get off the boat. I mean, we just left off the boat really quickly, but I think there's a lot of people that don't love that.

SPEAKER_00 5:11

No, disembarkation is very easy when it comes to these places. Like they want you happy when you leave.

SPEAKER_04 5:18

So you don't have to wait until like a lineup to get off the boat.

SPEAKER_00 5:20

No, you basically just give them your your wristband or your little medallion. Like Princess Cruises has a little like UFC, like an NFC chip.

SPEAKER_04 5:29

Yeah, we have we had one of those as well.

SPEAKER_00 5:30

Yeah, like a wristband, and you basically just scan it and walk off the ship. But if you don't like the port, like we went to Tortula or you know, or whatever it was called. Yeah. St. Kitts and Nevis. It was really great. Like we took a catamaran to the to this island, and you know, we didn't get to go see the Hamilton stuff, but you know, but we were in the British we were on another island. It was like, this is boring. Let's go back to the ship and go to the arcade or whatever. So you can get to choose. And then the a ship's not like a resort. There's 17,000 things to do. Because the shows are real.

SPEAKER_01 6:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:07

I think I've mentioned that before where we've been to the resorts where they pulled some random homeless guy and hey, you look like you can do a Michael Jackson impersonation.

SPEAKER_04 6:15

Cooking your eggs that are singing at nighttime, right? Where yes, this felt a lot more curated to like you had the you know, higher. Absolutely. Yeah. And what's the real ones? The magician was unbelievable. He was so rad. He was so cool. And then also the drag queen, oh, never saw a drag show that funny. It was like a variety drag show. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 6:38

I can get into that.

SPEAKER_04 6:38

Oh god, it was the best. It was the best. But met a lot of really cool people. I actually met a girl, and now I don't have my phone on me and I would have liked to plug her actually. She uh was paraplegic. Uh, there was actually a number of uh influencers that were in um that had you know disabilities and in wheelchairs, but she travels the whole world influencing how to travel in a wheelchair. In a wheelchair.

SPEAKER_00 7:03

Good for her.

SPEAKER_04 7:04

Like she took an unfortunate situation in 2005. She was uh hit by a drunk driver, lost someone in the car as well. Um, and yeah, in a wheelchair. Beautiful, absolutely gorgeous woman, unbelievable, like great style, beautiful face, really, really sweet. I think she's Spanish. Um, but yeah, she took it and ran with it. Awesome. Yeah, she makes tons of money, travels all around the world. Like it's it's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_00 7:30

Okay, well, start saving your start saving your loonies and tunies because you're coming on a cruise with uh Joanna and myself. And maybe we'll maybe we'll bring Todd with us.

SPEAKER_04 7:38

Oh, oh never know.

SPEAKER_00 7:39

Okay. Or maybe we'll just bring somebody else.

SPEAKER_04 7:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 7:42

Yeah, he can stay home with the boys. No, no, he can hang out with me, just as long as he doesn't dress like he did in Las Vegas.

SPEAKER_03 7:48

He will.

SPEAKER_00 7:48

Like a like an indigenous no, he was dressing like Shady Acre's retirement home and just let him out for the afternoon. All right, so okay. So we're not he's not lying. We're planning our next cruise for 2027 because Joe and I already have ours booked, and I don't think you want to fly to Europe.

SPEAKER_04 8:05

So I can't in 2027.

SPEAKER_00 8:07

Yeah, you can, because I said so.

SPEAKER_04 8:09

No, it's my it's my 50th. We're going all going.

SPEAKER_00 8:12

Okay. No, you're coming on a cruise.

SPEAKER_04 8:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 8:14

Are you ready? Uh you ready to start?

SPEAKER_03 8:16

I mean, I've already started. All right, let's go.

SPEAKER_00 8:26

Welcome everyone to Sadie and Scott. My name is Scott. I'm one of your hosts.

SPEAKER_04 8:29

I'm the other Sadie. Hello. Scotty Renova.

SPEAKER_00 8:33

We've got a packed show for you today. Oh, packed. A lot of it is very Sadie-centric. It is. I'm no, I'm serious. It's very Sadie centric. So, okay, first segment, here's what I did. Okay. I went onto our socials and said that I would like people to write in.

SPEAKER_04 8:51

The sound of you doing that is giving me the misophonia thing.

SPEAKER_00 8:57

Just because I moved my beard.

SPEAKER_04 8:59

Oh, I don't like it. Okay, don't do that again. Okay, probably continue. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:05

So I asked them, uh I I always believe that you're you're really good at advice, at giving advice to people. I am. You are.

SPEAKER_03 9:11

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 9:12

So what I did was I reached, I I reached out on social media and we got an email as well. Uh I asked our listeners to send us um questions for you. In a you ever heard of you remember um Dear Abby?

SPEAKER_03 9:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:27

The advice columnist.

SPEAKER_03 9:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:28

Uh we're calling this segment Ask Sadie. Oh no. Yeah. Ask Sadie. Oh dear. That's gonna put some music in there.

SPEAKER_04 9:37

That's a lot of pressure.

SPEAKER_00 9:38

Oh, I'll put some really nice like harp harp music or something right. Ask Sadie.

SPEAKER_04 9:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 9:44

All right, so this one, uh, here's your first your first ask for advice, Sadie.

SPEAKER_04 9:48

Oh dear. I'm kind of nervous.

SPEAKER_00 9:51

The title of this is Dishwasher Crimes.

SPEAKER_02 9:53

Oh. Oh, where's my uh in order thing?

SPEAKER_00 9:57

Hold on. Did I even do that? I know, maybe I didn't keep that on there. Oh well. I forgot it and I don't know where it is. Okay. Uh where the hell is it? Do you want me just to do it?

unknown 10:09

All day long.

SPEAKER_00 10:12

That's it. Okay. All right, here we go. Dishwasher crimes from Megan in Buffalo, New York. My subject is my husband loads the dishwasher like a fucking raccoon. My husband loads the dishwasher like he has never seen dishes, water, or consequences before.

SPEAKER_05 10:30

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 10:31

Bowls face straight up, spoons are nesting together like they're in love. And somehow every mug comes out holding a tablespoon of dirty water.

SPEAKER_05 10:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 10:41

When I correct him, he says, it all gets clean anyway. It absolutely does not. How do I fix without becoming the dishwasher police?

SPEAKER_03 10:50

Sex.

SPEAKER_00 10:52

Really?

SPEAKER_04 10:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:53

What do you like? Describe them. Like I'll give you a hummer if you do this this way.

SPEAKER_02 10:59

You don't think he will? Oh, I think he will.

SPEAKER_00 11:02

Maybe he's doing it this way so he'll either have to do it. Well, well, okay, listen. Men fuck up things on purpose so that they don't have to do them again.

SPEAKER_03 11:14

Oh, come on.

SPEAKER_00 11:15

Okay, you obviously have not encountered it yet with the age that your boys are at, but at some point in time, there you're gonna ask them to do something, you're gonna show them how to do it. They will fuck it up so badly that the words that will be coming out of your mouth will be, that's it, I'm never asking you to do that again. Oh they walk away going, Win.

SPEAKER_04 11:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 11:35

Well So I think men fuck these things up on by purpose, as Liam said.

SPEAKER_04 11:39

On by purpose, yes.

SPEAKER_00 11:40

And so that way the wife goes, you know what, I'll just do it myself. And then they get to go and watch TV.

SPEAKER_04 11:46

I think this segment should flip because I just got some really good advice.

SPEAKER_00 11:50

Well, I give you some inside info. I didn't really give Megan in Buffalo.

SPEAKER_04 11:55

It's like men concrete advice.

SPEAKER_00 11:57

But I think maybe just saying, hey, look, there's a handy in it for you if you do this this way.

SPEAKER_04 12:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 12:02

All right, there you go, Megan. Yeah. I hope that helps.

SPEAKER_04 12:05

Yes, Megan, I hope that helps. And sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry about that advice.

SPEAKER_00 12:10

All right. This is from Amanda in Halifax. The subject line is my friend sends eight-minute voice notes. Hi, Sadie. I have a friend who sends voice notes that are eight, nine, even ten minutes long. No warning, no headline, just a full audio documentary about her trip to Winners. I love her, but I can't keep setting aside setting aside time to listen to what is basically a woman woman podcast. What do I tell her? Ask Sadie.

SPEAKER_04 12:43

Megan, right?

SPEAKER_00 12:44

Amanda from Halifax.

SPEAKER_04 12:45

Amanda.

SPEAKER_00 12:46

Amanda, she may be like one of those Halifax girls that just live Sadie.

SPEAKER_04 12:51

I mean, does she uh does she spend a lot of time alone? Like maybe she needs a little bit more, you know, a little bit more uh from the friendship from you.

SPEAKER_00 13:02

Well, I think what she's asking you is how does How do you tell her to say fucking stop doing this? Oh how do you tell her that?

SPEAKER_04 13:11

Without sounding like a total biatch.

SPEAKER_00 13:13

Yes, and without hurting her feelings because she thinks that this is probably the easy like I don't like the typing with the thumbs. I'll just leave a like she's 75, like me.

SPEAKER_03 13:24

Right.

SPEAKER_00 13:25

So how do you tell her enough? Just fucking call me or text me.

SPEAKER_04 13:30

Um, okay. All right, here we go.

SPEAKER_00 13:34

Where's my harp?

SPEAKER_04 13:35

I need to have the button on your phone is broken. Like you can't actually access that part of your voicemail that you actually need to like something is wrong with your phone. You could just text her. Uh you could text her.

SPEAKER_00 13:49

No, these voice voice notes, I'm assuming, are the ones that show up inside your text message. Inside the text message. So, yeah, and what if her friend is an auntie?

SPEAKER_04 13:58

Oh, oh, oh, okay. Here we go. So this happened to my phone. This is real. All right. Where my the um I couldn't hear. It was almost like the something actually was wrong with my phone. Like I could not hear it. I had to put it on um like speaker to hear it. So it's just something wrong with your iPhone. For some reason, you can't uh really hear. So you just we need to just text.

SPEAKER_00 14:21

Okay, so lying and manipulating as opposed to just stop sending me phone.

SPEAKER_04 14:25

You need to blame it on your phone. You can't. What do you have all over you?

SPEAKER_00 14:28

Oh, coffee or something?

SPEAKER_04 14:30

Uh no, you can't actually tell her to stop doing that. You can't, why not? I d it's a big thing.

SPEAKER_00 14:37

See, that's the difference between men and women.

SPEAKER_04 14:38

It's gonna sound so we it's gonna sound so bad. Why don't you have black shit everywhere?

SPEAKER_00 14:44

I don't know why. Oh, what no? I think it's coffee. You have coffee on your shoulders from the coffee grounds. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 14:54

It's on your shoulders.

SPEAKER_00 14:56

I know. That's the weirdest freaking thing.

SPEAKER_04 14:59

You need to be wearing black.

SPEAKER_00 15:00

My headphones.

SPEAKER_04 15:02

Oh black. Oh, you got so excited when I said that.

SPEAKER_01 15:05

All black.

SPEAKER_00 15:06

There we go. Okay. No, my headphones are falling apart, I think.

SPEAKER_04 15:10

Uh oh. You know who you know whose headphones aren't falling apart?

SPEAKER_00 15:14

This girl. So, Amanda, uh, lie and manipulate your friends. You know, if if it was a dude, he would just call him and go, dude, you send me another 10-minute voice message, I'm gonna kill you.

SPEAKER_04 15:25

Okay, well, you can't do that because everyone on the block's gonna know you're a bitch.

SPEAKER_00 15:29

All right, so here we go.

unknown 15:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 15:31

Dave in Peterborough says, My wife says I breathe too loud.

SPEAKER_04 15:37

That's probably true.

SPEAKER_00 15:37

Hi, Sadie. My wife says I breathe too loud when we watch TV. I am literally just sitting there being alive. I don't snore, I don't talk over the show, I'm just breathing. How do I defend myself?

SPEAKER_04 15:51

Okay, there's something else that's happening in your relationship that's causing her to feel this way. Absolutely. That's deep. And if she's in her forties, he doesn't state that. Okay, well, I there's something else happening. There's something else that you're not doing that's driving her crazy. So she's taking the something that you have to do, which is breathe, and making a problem out of it. So could we I think he needs to clean the house or he needs to do some more chores, check some stuff off a list.

SPEAKER_00 16:26

No handies.

SPEAKER_02 16:27

No, God, no, no, don't do if the breathing is bothering her, do not go at her with that.

SPEAKER_00 16:33

Well, our last episode was about menopause. Maybe she's just fucking fed up with him. Yeah, yeah, could be.

SPEAKER_04 16:39

Well, that's that was my first little So what is what does Dave do?

SPEAKER_00 16:42

Don't breathe?

SPEAKER_04 16:44

Dave needs to check some stuff off a list.

SPEAKER_00 16:46

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 16:47

He needs to ask his wife.

SPEAKER_00 16:48

It's deeper than this.

SPEAKER_04 16:49

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:50

For him to say, all I'm doing is breathing.

SPEAKER_04 16:52

Yeah, no, that's not you. I hate I'm sure you're a great dude, okay, but there's something else happening.

SPEAKER_00 17:01

Here's one that you'll probably be able to identify uh identify with really easily, which this is from Nicole in Austin, Texas.

SPEAKER_04 17:08

Does it have to do with P?

SPEAKER_00 17:10

No, it has to do with school crafts. Oh do I have to keep every school craft? Hi, Sadie. My kids bring home crafts every day: paper plate, suns, handprint turkeys, cotton ball sheep, glitter blobs, things with googly eyes that appear to be medically unwell. I feel guilty throwing them out, but my house looks like a daycare exploded. What do I do?

SPEAKER_04 17:34

Okay, I have two solutions for you. All right. Okay. I throw them all out, but you can't do it right away. You have to have a spot. So they bring something home. I know I have three kids. They bring something home. You you wow it. This is so cool. You leave it on the counter. Okay, you leave it on the counter till like they go to bed. Okay. So that way you're not throwing it out right away. Then it goes in a cupboard. Okay. But it goes in the cupboard for like a week. Okay. It goes high up in the cupboard. They will forget about it within one week. I promise you. Then you throw it out. Okay. Solution two. If it's little um like papers and whatnot, you can get these little shadow boxes that are pictures, shadow boxes that go on your wall, and you can put them in there, and then they just turn into like a little bit of an art. Put them in their art room, put them in their room. And then you just switch it out. Yeah, you just switch it out. You know, when they bring something home, you open the shadow box, you put it in there, all is good.

SPEAKER_00 18:34

Excellent. Okay. Well, I'm Nicole in Austin, Texas. I hope you learned a little bit. I, on the other hand, would keep it in a bin in the basement so that when he's 30, you can look back and he can say, Do you remember that ashtray that I made you in grade?

SPEAKER_04 18:46

You don't know, you don't know how many kids.

SPEAKER_00 18:47

No, I threw that out.

SPEAKER_04 18:48

You don't know how many kids she has. Like if I had I have a bin, it was full. It was full like 10 years ago. So I can't keep like keep like Okay.

SPEAKER_00 19:00

Well, you live with your conscience about that. We lost a lot of Liam's artwork from his preschool, grade school days to a flood. So I'd like you to feel good about yourself now that you throw them out.

SPEAKER_04 19:11

I do yeah, I do. I throw them out.

SPEAKER_00 19:12

All right, let's move on because Sadie is falling behind on her keeping crafts.

SPEAKER_04 19:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:17

Office fish criminal. This is from Anonymous in Toronto.

SPEAKER_04 19:21

Office fish criminal?

SPEAKER_00 19:23

Someone keeps microwaving fish at work.

SPEAKER_04 19:26

Ooh.

SPEAKER_00 19:27

Hi, Sadie. Someone in my office keeps microwaving fish in the lunch room. Everyone knows who it is, but nobody wants to say anything. The smell moves through the building like a ghost with unfinished business. How do we stop this without creating workplace drama? Oh, that was the wrong one. No, that's the fish. That was the fish.

SPEAKER_04 19:46

That was the right one. I mean, can can we just not leave a a note, like an anonymous note?

SPEAKER_00 19:53

Well, I used to work in an office where there was three signs on the cupboards and over the mic, no fish for lunch. That was it.

SPEAKER_04 20:03

I I think that's as simple as that.

SPEAKER_00 20:05

Or don't bring it at all.

SPEAKER_04 20:06

Yeah, that's a that's a I feel like that's a simple one.

SPEAKER_00 20:08

So how should how should they handle it though? Do they go to their boss? Can you go directly to the person and say, listen, Susie? I wouldn't go directly to the whole fish thing not working with everybody.

SPEAKER_04 20:18

You can't go to the person, I don't think that will cause the drama. Right. But you know, go to your boss. Okay. Go to HR.

unknown 20:25

All right.

SPEAKER_04 20:26

You know, you just leave a little note that everyone has to follow. Like it has to be a general no, it can't say like no fish, but just it can say, you know, please keep in mind of you know, sensitive smells and you know, so a suggestion.

SPEAKER_00 20:42

I actually worked in an office once where I was only there occasionally.

SPEAKER_04 20:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:47

They had a no perfume policy.

SPEAKER_04 20:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:50

Wow, could you not swallow or drink on the fucking microphone, please?

SPEAKER_04 20:55

I'm thirsty.

SPEAKER_00 20:56

I don't care. You wait until there's a break. Okay, great. There'll be one in about 20, 30 minutes. No. Um, no perfume allowed in the office. I can see that. Like no sense at all. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:09

Well, they do that at hospitals and stuff.

SPEAKER_00 21:10

You couldn't you couldn't like even walk through perfume in the morning. You were not allowed to walk.

SPEAKER_04 21:17

Could you imagine like grade seven and eight teachers what the smells they have to deal with? Oh god. I can't with the like body acts, then the the ones that don't, so then they just fucking reek like, oh god, they come home and smell like it.

SPEAKER_00 21:30

Oh it does.

SPEAKER_04 21:31

And there's no air conditioning. Oh, and those portables. Those co-teachers.

SPEAKER_00 21:35

Oh geez, I don't know if I'll just oh God.

SPEAKER_01 21:42

No.

SPEAKER_04 21:44

She sounds perfect together.

SPEAKER_00 21:47

All right. So let's move on.

SPEAKER_04 21:49

Thank you, Sadie, for your am I done with my my ridiculous advice? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:54

So um, thank you, everyone. If you want to uh join in, we'll bring this segment back.

SPEAKER_05 21:59

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 22:00

Um ask Sadie. We'll bring it back. So send us in your questions, and Sadie will give you advice. Unsolicited or solicited. So there we go. All right, let's move on to segment two. We talked about this.

SPEAKER_03 22:18

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 22:20

I think it was the last episode. When we were talking about menopause, we were talking about menstrual cycles, and I think I mentioned we called it ant flow.

SPEAKER_04 22:29

Ant flow, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:30

Yeah. So I did a little of the Googling.

SPEAKER_04 22:33

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 22:34

And I found different names for a woman's menstrual menstrual cycles from other languages and other countries.

SPEAKER_04 22:43

Oh no.

SPEAKER_00 22:44

So real quick, we're going to go through these.

SPEAKER_04 22:46

What is the origin of ant flow?

SPEAKER_00 22:48

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 22:48

But flow not makes it.

SPEAKER_00 22:52

Okay. I don't know, but it kind of actually here's um Germany. Are you going to speak German? No, I'm not. I'm going to attempt to say it, but I'm going to try to do it phonetically with an English accent or Canadian accent. Uh-huh. And I apologize to any of our German, French, Italian, Danish, Chinese, Japanese, Spanish, or Portuguese listeners because I'm going to butcher this. Air deerwalk. See, I fucked that up right away. I wish Erd Beerwalk. I knew you were going to spell it.

SPEAKER_04 23:28

I wish, I wish I I had my camera so I could post the way you get really excited. Like it's like your whole body is in erection right now as you're trying to say you're so excited.

SPEAKER_02 23:39

Okay, go.

SPEAKER_00 23:40

All right. So here's. So that was German. Okay. And you know what that means? It translates to strawberry week. So because you gotta remember, it's not a direct translation to ant flow.

SPEAKER_04 23:52

Yeah. It's what they use.

SPEAKER_00 23:54

It's their euphemistic take on strawberry week.

SPEAKER_04 23:57

Oh, that's so weird.

SPEAKER_00 23:58

Here's a rule in the rota rota tante. Rota tante. That was pretty good, so words. Red ant.

SPEAKER_04 24:11

Aren't red ants like super vicious?

SPEAKER_00 24:14

Aunt. So I should have said it that way. Aunt? Aunt.

SPEAKER_04 24:16

Red aunt?

SPEAKER_00 24:17

Well, aunt. Like aunt. Aunt pet ant flow. Red aunt.

SPEAKER_04 24:21

Red aunt. Oh, I th oh I thought you meant like a little aunt. Red aunt.

SPEAKER_00 24:25

All right, here's one. Here's one in French. Again, I like I live in a fucking bilingual country and I can't speak French very well. Les Ragnarak. Fuck. Hold on. They ragnagas.

SPEAKER_02 24:42

Oh my god. Do not repeat that again. Don't try it again.

SPEAKER_00 24:47

Les Ragnaras. No, that's not even it. There's no R at the end of it. But you know what it's it loosely translates to the grumblings.

SPEAKER_03 24:55

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 24:56

Yeah. Where else country? Italy.

SPEAKER_04 25:00

Oh, this is gonna be good.

SPEAKER_00 25:02

Mara Rosso.

SPEAKER_04 25:03

Okay. What does it mean?

SPEAKER_00 25:04

Red Sea.

SPEAKER_04 25:06

Actually.

SPEAKER_00 25:07

Here's one. I like this one. Sono arrivate io parenti means the relatives have arrived.

SPEAKER_04 25:16

The relatives have arrived?

SPEAKER_00 25:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 25:18

Or haven't arrived.

SPEAKER_00 25:21

Sono arrivate e la zia, which is ant in Italian. So it basically translates to the ant has arrived.

SPEAKER_04 25:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 25:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 25:31

So this is all adaptations from what we like. That's so strange.

SPEAKER_00 25:36

Here's from Denmark.

SPEAKER_04 25:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 25:37

In Danish, damage. Oh. Translates to Lady Days. That's pretty classy.

SPEAKER_04 25:43

I like that. The Danish. Keeping it class.

SPEAKER_00 25:45

Sorry. Sorry, I can't go. Sorry, I'm I'm having some damage.

SPEAKER_04 25:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:50

Yeah. Lady Days.

SPEAKER_04 25:51

Yeah, I remember Demodage.

SPEAKER_00 25:52

This one, I'm not even gonna. Okay, so the Chinese and the Japanese ones, I couldn't even get it in English. So or sorry, I couldn't even get it to be able to say it. It was sending it to me in actual Chinese and Japanese handwriting. So I'm just gonna tell you what they call it in English.

SPEAKER_04 26:09

Oh, you're not gonna try?

SPEAKER_00 26:10

No, because that would be just ridiculous. Look at how I butchered fucking French, and we live in a bilingual country. Okay, here we go. So China has some names, and these are just English translations. Uh, eldest aunt, good friend, little red. I don't it might you know, I'm again I'm not gonna sound like some fucking redneck asshole. Uh-huh. The the last one they have is bloody Mary.

SPEAKER_04 26:34

Whoa!

SPEAKER_00 26:34

Oh, I know they might, but that's the translation, so it may not mean that exactly what they're trying to say. Uh in Japan.

SPEAKER_04 26:42

This is gonna be pretty conservative.

SPEAKER_00 26:43

It has to be it is, except for the last one. Oh so they call it now again, there would be a Japanese word. It does not necessarily translate directly, but it's a euphemism. So monthly things. Yeah, there's one.

unknown 26:56

Monthly things.

SPEAKER_00 26:57

Girls' day.

SPEAKER_04 26:58

Oh, I like that.

SPEAKER_00 26:59

Um, guest.

SPEAKER_04 27:00

Oh, like your little guest is coming.

SPEAKER_00 27:02

Yeah, and then another one would be blood festival.

SPEAKER_03 27:06

Oh no.

SPEAKER_00 27:07

So yeah, so maybe that is maybe there is a thing called a blood festival that has absolutely nothing to do with menstruation.

SPEAKER_04 27:12

But okay.

SPEAKER_00 27:13

That's what's some Spanish words. And I'm again, I'm gonna butcher this. I'm so sorry, folks. It means little red riding hood. That's the euphemism for the re regia, which means the rule. That's another one they use. Okay. Uh Andreas, which means to translate as the one who comes once a month.

SPEAKER_04 27:47

That's the translation of Andreas.

SPEAKER_00 27:49

I don't know. I guess it's hey, listen, I don't write the language. Okay. Uh here's Portuguese. Again, I'm gonna f Noqueles dias, which is in those days. Uh okay. That's a weird one. You're gonna love this one. Mare Vermelha.

SPEAKER_04 28:07

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 28:08

Red Tide.

SPEAKER_04 28:09

Oh, the red tide.

SPEAKER_00 28:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 28:11

I feel like I'm like it's like a Game of Thrones. The red tide.

SPEAKER_00 28:16

The red wedding.

SPEAKER_04 28:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:17

So those are some that was just a real quick segment. Those are some some different countries that have their own little euphemisms for flow.

SPEAKER_04 28:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 28:25

Now you ready to get into a news story.

SPEAKER_04 28:30

I love that you were looking this up. Like, how long did you I did not spend a lot of time.

SPEAKER_00 28:35

I actually was I lucked out. I got to one website where somebody took the time.

SPEAKER_01 28:40

No.

SPEAKER_00 28:41

Yeah. Oh, here's a hold on a second. Here's another few German ones that I didn't copy and paste into my notes here. Busch der Rotentante. That's German for red ant is visiting. Aunt, aunt, by the way.

SPEAKER_04 28:55

Aunt, yeah. Not an ant.

SPEAKER_00 28:57

Um now. See, I don't believe this one. Uh like honestly, le cement ketchup.

SPEAKER_04 29:03

Oh, no.

SPEAKER_00 29:04

Which means ketchup week.

SPEAKER_04 29:05

No, no, no, no, no. Again, like, nope.

SPEAKER_00 29:08

This is just some random website I found from a Google. Oh, okay. C'est la saison de fray. See, I gotta, I gotta say, I couldn't read and say, it's strawberry season.

SPEAKER_04 29:18

I I like I kind of like the strawberry ones.

SPEAKER_00 29:20

Yeah, aren't you sad that you're in menopause and you don't have to call that? You can't use these.

SPEAKER_04 29:25

I I'm not sad. Oh no, I don't want to.

SPEAKER_00 29:27

You could share them, share them with um with the girls at work.

unknown 29:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 29:32

Here's some new names for you guys.

SPEAKER_04 29:34

Okay, I will. I absolutely will not do that, but actually I might. I'll write down a couple.

SPEAKER_02 29:41

I lied. I was trying to be cool.

SPEAKER_00 29:43

Uh what else do I have? Um here's one in Danish. Detrod have. That's the Red Sea. A lot of things to do with water.

SPEAKER_04 29:54

Yeah. Well, it's liquid.

SPEAKER_00 29:56

Yeah, see, the problem is with the Japanese, they didn't put it in English so I could read the word as if it was being pronounced in Japanese, but um the Japanese are very girls' day once a month, blue day, blood blood vessel.

SPEAKER_04 30:12

Yeah, that that just took a turn. It was so it was it was kind of nice and endearing. And then all of a sudden it was that.

SPEAKER_00 30:19

I don't know. It got a little bit, yeah. Well, okay. You know, don't we we won't question why they do it. It's uh just that we'll say that it's uh what did it was it? Blood typhooned? No, fuck.

SPEAKER_04 30:33

What?

SPEAKER_00 30:34

No, what the hell was it?

SPEAKER_04 30:36

Blood festival.

SPEAKER_00 30:37

Oh, blood festival, yeah. All right, let's move on to our funny news story of the week.

SPEAKER_04 30:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 30:44

All right, so this one is actually funny, but everybody knows it.

SPEAKER_04 30:48

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 30:48

Um, so I'm gonna see if you know it too.

SPEAKER_04 30:50

I probably don't. I don't know things.

SPEAKER_00 30:52

So in Gloucester, England, at this time of the year, uh-huh, um, I believe it's happening in at the end of May. Um, you may have seen videos of it. It is fucking dangerous. Like you couldn't pay me. Even in my youngest, best knees, best shoulders, best hips, like me at 24 years old, you know, all my ligaments intact.

SPEAKER_04 31:15

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 31:16

You still could not pay me to do this. What? This is the annual Cooper's Hill cheese rolling race in Gloucester, England.

SPEAKER_04 31:24

I want to I I think I've seen this. And they they roll a like a thing of cheese down a hill and they have to chase it or something.

SPEAKER_00 31:32

And whoever gets it gets to keep the cheese.

SPEAKER_04 31:34

Yes, yes, yes. I've seen that.

SPEAKER_00 31:36

Now that I've like honestly, and it's not him, it's not like it's a humongous cheese wheel, like it's only by 12 inches. No, it's so dangerous.

SPEAKER_04 31:43

I've seen it, yeah. Um like major, major injuries down on those like ragdolls down the hill.

SPEAKER_00 31:51

Did you know that the cheese apparently can reach speeds of up to 70 miles an hour going down that hill? Which means yes, which means that people's bodies are going down. And it's a steep hill.

SPEAKER_02 32:05

Steep, I know.

SPEAKER_00 32:06

It's freaking dangerous, but I wanted to kind of bring it up because this is like some kind of May thing. It's like, you know, the running of the bulls. Yeah. Which is stupid again. God.

SPEAKER_04 32:15

Um it's a very, very weird thing to want to do, but hey, you go at it. Let's see what else the article says. Catch the cheese, catch the cheese, people.

SPEAKER_00 32:24

So participants raced down. Not at her age now, but maybe when she was 20, sure. I think we all would have done it, but honestly. Okay, so participants race down Cooper's Hill, which is a 200-yard long incline, throwing their bodies under the ground and having hilarious fun. Yeah, so fun with a broken clavicle.

SPEAKER_02 32:42

Hilarious fun.

SPEAKER_00 32:44

There are sore bodies and scores of injuries, and the entrants finish dirt streaked and weary, but raving that it's the most exciting 10 minutes of their year. Okay, you guys need to get a good hobby then. Yeah. Victory goes to whoever survives the descent, crosses the finish line, and grabs the cheese. Actually, some boy boy, some guy from North Carolina in 2022. Um, he won. Oh, wait, hold on. A 2020-year-old uh the in 2022, a 21-year-old North North Carolina native named Abby Lampa won the woman's cheese roll race. And she was quoted as saying, It's a funny thing. I love doing competitions, especially ones that are obscure. I've done the Krispy Kreme challenge where participants eat a dozen donuts halfway through a five-mile race. Oh my god. I'm just a very competitive person. I think you have some serious mental health issues.

SPEAKER_04 33:40

That is bizarre. I mean, put your energy into something else.

SPEAKER_00 33:43

She actually that's weird. Do you know what is even funnier? You have to do it like on your TV. Do you have access to YouTube? Look up the Gloucester Cheese Race on YouTube, on your big TV, and pause it in various increments. Yeah, you see, like see people's faces because and the positions that their bodies get put in. It is ridiculous, and it's not a smooth hill. It's like just and oh god, no, thank you. My knees are sore.

SPEAKER_04 34:12

Just thinking about it.

SPEAKER_00 34:13

And this dates back over 600 years, by the way. So people were stupid 600 years ago.

SPEAKER_02 34:21

Glad to see we've gotten nowhere.

SPEAKER_00 34:22

Oh god, you could not pay me to do maybe if I had like a sled or a toboggan with wheels, no, because then I'd still crash. But they don't nobody wears helmets, nobody's wearing wrist guards, knee pads. It's crazy. We won't let our kids go out on their bike with a helmet on.

SPEAKER_04 34:40

I know.

SPEAKER_00 34:40

And these guys can. But these adults are running down a hill, you know, a steep 200-meter hill. Idiots.

SPEAKER_04 34:46

I wonder if they have to sign a waiver.

SPEAKER_00 34:48

Oh, I guarantee you they do. They do, for sure.

SPEAKER_04 34:52

Um just to come out of it with cheese.

SPEAKER_00 34:55

And honestly, like if you're and like clout, like like what is it?

SPEAKER_04 34:59

I won and I got cheese. It's so strange.

SPEAKER_00 35:01

No, there's a picture of this dude holding the wheel of cheese. It looks like you could get it at a deli in in a grocery store.

SPEAKER_04 35:07

Well, that's probably where they got it.

SPEAKER_00 35:09

No, but like I'm not risking life and limb for a little itty-bitty roll of cheese. If it was a giant thing of like Parmigiana Reggiano or something like that, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 35:19

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:20

Because that's well, that's that shit's worth a fortune. It's like traded on the commodities exchange. Right. This looks like a little Brie thing. Here, Kerstee. Here's some brie. I ran down a hill for it.

SPEAKER_02 35:33

It's not dirty at all.

SPEAKER_00 35:35

Not at all. It didn't end up in any like cow poop or mud or people's blood as they're face first down the hill. Okay. So now that I want to get my joints back, I need some ice bags right now, just reading that article, but let's get into uh we we're gonna do a new game.

unknown 35:53

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 35:54

By the way. We're doing a new game.

SPEAKER_03 35:55

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 35:56

And I think you're going to enjoy it.

SPEAKER_03 35:59

Okay. Why?

SPEAKER_00 36:00

Well, I kind of gave you the heads up, but a lot of podcasts have done this one here. It's called Things You Can Say in the Blank That You Can't Say in the Blank.

SPEAKER_03 36:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 36:09

All right. So you're going to have to try to come up with this in your using your skills as a world-famous Canadian actress retired.

SPEAKER_01 36:20

Oh God. No.

SPEAKER_00 36:23

Uh, yes. No. You're going to have to use your your improv skills that you learned at improving university.

SPEAKER_04 36:31

Why do you have fucking coffee grounds all over my It's probably from your headphones there, bro?

SPEAKER_00 36:37

Alright, here we go. Things you can say at a buffet, but you can't say at a funeral.

SPEAKER_05 36:42

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 36:42

Can you think of anything while I give you some answers? I've had better, but it was free. I didn't know there would be this much meat. Those are things you can say at a buffet.

SPEAKER_05 36:53

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 36:53

I'm going back for seconds, maybe thirds.

SPEAKER_03 36:57

Oh, God.

SPEAKER_00 36:58

Some of this looks dry, but I'll try it anyway.

SPEAKER_04 37:01

Are you reading this right now?

SPEAKER_00 37:03

I wrote these and so I'm just wanting to- I like them. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 37:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 37:07

Um, I want a little piece from both ends. Those are things you can say at a buffet, but not at a funeral. I o this is my favorite one. I'm only here because someone said there'd be ham. You don't want to say that at a funeral.

SPEAKER_02 37:21

No, you don't.

SPEAKER_00 37:22

Can you think of anything? Things you can say at a buffet that you can't say at a funeral.

SPEAKER_04 37:27

Just at a buffet. God. I hate being put on the spot.

SPEAKER_00 37:33

I do. Well, if you if I could give you four minutes.

SPEAKER_04 37:36

And then watch, I'll get him, I'll get in my car and I'll be like, I will. I absolutely will. God, my kid just went to a buffet last night. This would have been actually easy homework. I could have just asked him.

SPEAKER_00 37:48

Um what about things you can say at a buffet that you can't say at a funeral?

SPEAKER_04 37:58

Oh no. Something about your waistband? Like, don't people go to buffets and like they can't even wear like a belt?

SPEAKER_00 38:04

I'm gonna have to take off my belt. Yeah. For this one?

SPEAKER_04 38:07

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna have to unbutton for this one.

SPEAKER_00 38:10

How'd they fit that in a box? Can I get a to-go box? Oh.

SPEAKER_02 38:16

Can I get a large to-go box?

SPEAKER_00 38:18

Can I get a large to-go box, please? I don't know what this is, but I'm putting gravy on it. That's kind of gross.

SPEAKER_02 38:30

That is so gross.

SPEAKER_00 38:31

All right, here we go. Things you can say on a cruise. Hey, you were just you're a cruiser now. You were on a cruise. Things you can say on a cruise, but you can't say during a staff meeting. Cruise. And if you drink water one more time, fucking.

SPEAKER_04 38:45

Sorry, I'm really thirsty.

SPEAKER_00 38:47

Okay. Were you about to call me bro? Again. I was. What was that word that you said to me the other day? Oh, you were not allowed to start text messages with the word yo. Yo. You are way too old to do that.

SPEAKER_04 38:58

Thanks, Scott. Well, big meanie. With coffee grounds all over him.

SPEAKER_00 39:02

Listen, if you were 30, I'd tell you that you're too old to say that. All right. Things you can say on a cruise, but you can't say during a staff meeting.

SPEAKER_04 39:10

All aboard.

SPEAKER_00 39:13

No, no, no, no. Do we give that up?

SPEAKER_04 39:18

I don't know. I've been on one cruise. Now you expect me like I'm a fucking boo for that one. I'm not a cruiser.

SPEAKER_00 39:28

Well, I know, but are you supposed to be using your skills as an improv actor?

SPEAKER_04 39:32

I'm not an improv actor. This actually makes me very anxious.

SPEAKER_00 39:34

How about this? I'm drinking at 1030 because technically we're in international waters.

SPEAKER_04 39:38

Okay.

unknown 39:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 39:39

How about that?

SPEAKER_04 39:40

But what do they say? Like what is a what are the what are the words they use?

SPEAKER_00 39:44

You have staff meetings, do you not?

SPEAKER_04 39:48

Yes, I have staff meetings.

SPEAKER_00 39:49

Okay. So think of something that you would say on a cruise that you wouldn't be able to say in a staff meeting. It's getting kind of rocky in here.

SPEAKER_04 39:56

Do you want to know what my staff meetings are though? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 39:58

Shots of tequila?

SPEAKER_04 39:59

Yep. I'm not kidding you.

SPEAKER_00 40:04

That's what we do. Oh well. Um what else do I have here? Things you can say in a cruise that you can't say during a staff meeting. I don't know these people, but I'm doing karaoke with them later.

SPEAKER_04 40:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 40:17

Or how about I've had three breakfasts and I'm not done. You wouldn't want to say that during a staff meeting. Oh, here's one. I'm going to disappear for four hours and come back sunburned. Oh, I wouldn't fly in a staff meeting anymore.

SPEAKER_03 40:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:30

The captain said it was fine, so I stopped worrying. That one sucked. I'm drinking, I like the one I'm drinking at 10:30 because technically we're in international. I like that.

SPEAKER_04 40:39

That was that was my favorite one.

SPEAKER_00 40:41

All right. So here we go. Uh, things you can say at the dentist that you can't say on a first date. We've both been to the dentist and we've both been on first dates, so can you think of anything?

SPEAKER_04 40:51

Can I spit this out?

SPEAKER_00 40:53

Huh? Go ahead.

SPEAKER_04 40:54

Can I spit this out?

SPEAKER_00 40:55

All right.

SPEAKER_04 40:56

You know when you swish?

SPEAKER_00 40:59

Hold on. Where's my correct button here? Oh, I like that one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was a good one. Open wider.

SPEAKER_02 41:09

Yeah. That's even better.

SPEAKER_00 41:14

Oh, here's one you do not want to hear. This might bleed a little.

SPEAKER_02 41:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 41:17

Not on a first date. Yeah. Ever. Oh, you're going to feel some pressure.

SPEAKER_04 41:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 41:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 41:24

Just breathe in and relax.

SPEAKER_00 41:26

Just relax.

SPEAKER_04 41:27

Yeah, just relax. When you have like the oxygen on.

SPEAKER_00 41:30

I love this one. Try not to move your tongue. I get it. I get a correct bell for that.

SPEAKER_02 41:40

That was a good this was a good one.

SPEAKER_00 41:42

Okay, so you have uh so something you don't want to say on a first date would be you have excellent gums.

SPEAKER_02 41:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 41:47

That would be a bit of a red flag. It would be very weird. Okay, how about if you need a break, raise your hand? Because I had the dentist says that to me all the time.

SPEAKER_04 41:57

Doesn't say that to me at all.

SPEAKER_00 41:58

She does. And she like honestly, I had to have a tooth extracted a little while ago.

SPEAKER_03 42:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 42:02

So you you go into my dentist's office, and and uh proudly I can say that they're all women.

SPEAKER_04 42:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 42:09

But they are the biggest fucking sadists in the world.

SPEAKER_04 42:12

What?

SPEAKER_00 42:12

Oh my god. So it doesn't matter who you get. There's no like I'm Dr. Schock, you know, Schwarzen's Schwarzenegger? No.

SPEAKER_05 42:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 42:21

Or I'm always with Dr. Smith or whatever. It's just you come in and they walk in and introduce themselves. I'm fairly new.

SPEAKER_03 42:27

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 42:28

So I walked in and she said, What are we doing today? And I said, I don't know. You fucking tell me. Like seriously. You didn't say that. I did. I said, you tell me. She goes, Well, what do you want? Do you want your tooth extracted or do you want me to do some fillings today?

SPEAKER_04 42:41

What? You had a choice?

SPEAKER_00 42:42

Yeah, well, because I have fillings and I needed to have a tooth extracted because I had a root canal and the crown broke off. So they're like, fuck it, we're just gonna pull it off. No, because I would fucking like I gotta eat.

SPEAKER_04 42:52

Well, then your jaw would hurt. Oh, you could say that. You can't say that.

SPEAKER_00 42:55

She was a fucking sadist. She was. And like at one point, okay, so she so I decided I said, okay, let's let's pull the tooth.

SPEAKER_03 43:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 43:03

Right? And I was like, I can still feel that. She goes, No, you can't. And I'm like, don't tell like you could still feel it. Oh, she was like, she gave me like three. I need I need extra freezing, right?

SPEAKER_04 43:15

So because you're 17 feet tall.

SPEAKER_00 43:17

So she's so she's like, no, there's no way you can feel this. I'm like, I can feel it. And guess what, doc? It hurts. Okay. I mean, it also maybe had to do with the fact that while she was trying to pull it out, she had her fucking knee on my chest. Like she needed leverage. She's like five foot four. She at one point. No, she's just this little blonde dentist. And she literally, I mean, she she at one point she had to leverage herself on my chest and then used my jawbone as an as a fulcrum to try and get it. And she and I'm like, I can still feel it, right? So she's like, fine, I'll give you more freezing. There's only One nerve there, you know that, right? I'm like, well, I can still fucking feel it. Why don't you how about I punch you in the face and then you tell me if you can feel it after?

SPEAKER_04 44:06

Why aren't you getting gas as well?

SPEAKER_00 44:08

No, I don't know. I'm a lot of dentists don't use gas.

SPEAKER_04 44:11

Oh, I yeah, yeah, no. Yes, they do. You have to order it. You have to tell them you want it.

SPEAKER_00 44:15

Sorry, before I continue, my exciting dentist's story. You're drooling, but that's normal. Oh, here's here's one you do not want to hear on a first date, but you hear all the time at the dentist. I'm gonna numb you up first.

SPEAKER_05 44:29

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 44:30

All right, so anyway, she's got her knee on my chest, and she's just going to town. And I'm like, ow, put my hand up, right? Because she said she's like, good suit. I'm like, I can still feel it. She goes, that is complete bullshit. There is no way you can feel this.

SPEAKER_03 44:44

Come on. So what'd you do?

SPEAKER_00 44:50

Well, I was like you were getting mad. I was. I was getting like a little upset.

SPEAKER_03 44:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 44:55

And the the the dental assistant could see my frustration.

SPEAKER_05 45:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 45:00

Because I'm she's in there. She's got a fucking crowbar going into my gums. And she's fucking grunting as she's doing it. Like she's trying to lay pipe on the fucking rope. And she and she grunts once. Like she, like, I'm like, okay. Stop. Done.

SPEAKER_04 45:21

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_00 45:22

And she's like, just give me five more minutes.

SPEAKER_04 45:24

Oh no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. So did you leave with your twos? No, I eventually came out.

SPEAKER_00 45:32

Well, okay, so half of my friends who listen to this podcast are just gonna tell me to put on my big boy pants. Yeah. But I put on my big boy pants and I was like, all right, hurry up. You got 30 seconds. She's like, I just need a minute. And then she's like, and done. And I was like, I can still fucking feel. And then she just packs me full of cotton and says, All right, have a nice day. Oh I was like, I don't want you ever again.

SPEAKER_04 45:55

Yeah. Well, you can't can you specify? Because you said you can't.

SPEAKER_00 45:58

Well, I don't want to be that patient. Right. Oh, he doesn't want Myrtle as his dentist anymore.

SPEAKER_04 46:04

Why is it Myrtle?

SPEAKER_00 46:05

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 46:06

Okay. What a weird choice of name.

SPEAKER_00 46:08

I don't remember the doctor's last name, to be honest. And you know, I'm respectful.

SPEAKER_04 46:12

Very, very clear description of her.

SPEAKER_00 46:14

So well, no, they're all five foot four blondes. Is that why you're going there? No, actually, Joanna just booked it one day and she's like, it's the closest dentist.

SPEAKER_02 46:24

You saw the lineup and you were like, Yeah, I can get down with this.

SPEAKER_00 46:27

No, because it's they all look the same. I'm like, which doctor are you? Oh. Because they all look the same. I'm like, who are you today? And I'm like, she's like, I'm Dr. So and so. I'm like, are they hot?

SPEAKER_03 46:36

Like, are they cute?

SPEAKER_00 46:37

Yeah, I mean as cute as can be expected in scrubs and a mask.

SPEAKER_04 46:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 46:43

Because they're all I see is blonde hair and a mask, right? Because they wear their PPE, right? So uh let's move on. You said the story stops. You said PPE.

SPEAKER_04 46:53

You said PPE.

SPEAKER_00 46:56

Things you can say while assembling IKEA furniture that you can't say during sex. Are we missing a screw?

SPEAKER_04 47:04

Yeah, past the uh past the Allen key. As in the dick as the Allen key.

SPEAKER_00 47:12

No, you don't even need to explain it. That was good. This is bigger online.

SPEAKER_02 47:19

It's really wobbly.

SPEAKER_00 47:23

I've got to tighten it. Stop forcing it. It's not lined up. Why is there an extra piece? I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 47:35

This doesn't feel very sturdy.

SPEAKER_00 47:37

Can you hold it steady while I tighten this? That would have to be said with anger. The instructions show two people doing this. Not my house, because I everybody knows I will not help or put together.

SPEAKER_04 47:50

No, me either. We've talked about this. No way. I'm not good at that.

SPEAKER_00 47:53

I don't know what this little wooden peg is for, but it seems important. Oh, that's a good one. Uh, we may have to take it apart and start again.

SPEAKER_03 48:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:03

I like this one. I think we put it in the wrong hole. That's that's my wife putting together IKEA furniture.

SPEAKER_03 48:10

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:11

Oh shit, this panel's backwards. How many steps do you have to go back? Oh 17.

SPEAKER_04 48:15

No.

SPEAKER_00 48:16

You put it in backwards, 17 steps.

SPEAKER_04 48:19

But I don't do it. I just Todd's so good at it. He just he doesn't have to look at anything. He just looks at it and does it.

SPEAKER_00 48:25

Actually, he just closes his eyes and it gets done.

SPEAKER_04 48:27

Oh, it's amazing.

SPEAKER_00 48:28

He put together that IKEA stuff for Joe's makeup table in our bathroom.

SPEAKER_04 48:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:32

He did it in like 30 minutes.

SPEAKER_04 48:34

It's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 48:35

And it fixed it to the wall.

SPEAKER_04 48:36

I know.

SPEAKER_00 48:37

I was like, how the fuck did you know? I'm like, okay, you got a superpower.

SPEAKER_04 48:40

Yeah, no, he does. I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_00 48:41

You're my superman. Yeah. Things you can say at Costco, but you can't say in a delivery room.

SPEAKER_04 48:48

Oh, in a delivery room.

SPEAKER_00 48:50

That was way bigger than I expected.

SPEAKER_04 48:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:53

Do we have room in the car? That would be something you could say at Costco. I only wanted one, but it came in a pack of six. I didn't come here for this, but I guess we're taking it home. Those are things you can say at Costco. Is there a sample?

SPEAKER_02 49:11

Oh, that's what I was I was trying.

SPEAKER_04 49:12

I couldn't think of the word.

SPEAKER_02 49:14

Oh damn.

SPEAKER_00 49:15

Come on, use your words of impressive. I don't know where we're going to put it, but it was on sale. Should we get two while we're here?

SPEAKER_03 49:25

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 49:25

No, thank you.

SPEAKER_03 49:26

No, not in delivery room.

SPEAKER_00 49:28

Uh um. Yeah, my my favorite, I think I like that. I only wanted one, but it came in a pack of six.

SPEAKER_03 49:33

Yeah. That's good.

SPEAKER_00 49:35

Things you can say at a wedding that you cannot say at a traffic stop.

SPEAKER_04 49:41

Things you can say at a wedding.

SPEAKER_00 49:44

You can't say at a traffic stop, meaning you got pulled over for speeding or something at a traffic stop. So everybody's been drinking since noon.

SPEAKER_04 49:53

Oh, okay. I was thinking more of the ceremony.

SPEAKER_00 49:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 49:58

I don't know. I can't think of anything. This is one I can't think of.

SPEAKER_00 50:01

I hope it lasts longer than the last one.

SPEAKER_04 50:03

Oh. People can't say that at a wedding.

SPEAKER_00 50:07

Well, you don't say it out loud. You say it quietly to the wife to the per to my wife, who I'm like, fuck, let's hope this one lasts longer than the first one.

SPEAKER_01 50:14

Right.

SPEAKER_00 50:15

I'm just glad everyone made it here in one piece. Um I wasn't sure they'd go through with it. Someone should have stopped this earlier.

SPEAKER_04 50:26

I don't like this one.

SPEAKER_00 50:27

No, I don't either, so fuck it. Things you can say at a dog. I didn't, you know, some of them I was maybe I had a glass of wine last night when I was doing this. Who knows? Maybe things you can say at a dog park that you can't say at a daycare. This better win me a Webby Award because this is fucking funny shit that I wrote here.

SPEAKER_04 50:48

Well, pick up your shit.

SPEAKER_00 50:50

Mine gets aggressive if you take its ball.

SPEAKER_04 50:53

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 50:54

She's friendly.

SPEAKER_04 50:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 50:55

But she humps.

SPEAKER_04 50:56

Right.

SPEAKER_00 50:57

You can't say that at a daycare.

SPEAKER_04 50:58

This one's an ankle biter.

SPEAKER_00 50:59

Yeah. Yeah. Mine ate something off the ground again.

SPEAKER_03 51:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 51:04

I gave him his tick meds.

SPEAKER_00 51:08

He keeps sniffing everyone. Sorry, mine peed near your back.

SPEAKER_04 51:14

Don't laugh. He went to the groomer yesterday.

SPEAKER_00 51:17

He's fine. He just likes chasing smaller ones. She's friendly, but she humps. Can't say that at a daycare.

SPEAKER_03 51:25

No.

SPEAKER_00 51:26

Things you can say at a hair salon that you can't say in a hospital operating room. And again, I'm not like I'm not hitting home runs with all of this.

SPEAKER_03 51:35

Just cut it a little shorter.

SPEAKER_00 51:36

I brought a picture of what I want.

SPEAKER_05 51:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 51:39

There's my fucking dogs. Let's not go too short. How much damage are we working with? Can't say that much.

SPEAKER_02 51:52

No, we can't. No, you can't.

SPEAKER_00 51:54

I think the back looks uneven. All right. So things you can't things you can say at a garage or a mechanic that you can't say at a marriage marriage counseling session.

SPEAKER_04 52:05

Can you put these in storage?

SPEAKER_00 52:07

Yeah. How much is this going to cost me? Yeah, exactly. Can we patch it now and pretend it's fixed? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 52:13

Do I need a new bumper?

SPEAKER_00 52:17

I should have dealt with this years ago. Yeah. Yeah, you don't want to say that. Yeah. The warning signs have been there for a while.

SPEAKER_03 52:23

Right.

SPEAKER_00 52:23

Right? Because you have a car. I have a car.

SPEAKER_03 52:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 52:27

It started making a noise a few months ago, but I ignored it.

SPEAKER_03 52:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 52:30

Yeah. That's something you do not want to say at a counseling session. But a mechanic, no problem.

SPEAKER_03 52:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 52:34

I only brought it in because it's completely broke down. Don't want to say that at a marriage counselor. All right, last one. Things you can say at the airport that you can't say in bed.

SPEAKER_04 52:45

The airport that you can't say in bed.

SPEAKER_00 52:48

This is taking longer than expected.

SPEAKER_04 52:51

Yeah. This is very turbulent.

SPEAKER_00 52:54

There's a delay, but we're still hoping to get movings.

SPEAKER_04 52:57

I'm hoping to get an upgrade.

SPEAKER_00 53:03

I didn't get my upgrade, but I got the points. I wrote we may we may experience some turbulence turbulence. I'm gonna need to inspect that before we proceed.

SPEAKER_04 53:15

Can I get an extra pack of pretzels?

SPEAKER_00 53:19

Uh your final destination has changed.

SPEAKER_02 53:22

And then everyone just claps. You can't clap.

SPEAKER_00 53:26

There's a uh what is uh Can Imagine if you clapped?

SPEAKER_02 53:29

You can't do that.

SPEAKER_00 53:30

Do you mind if I check your bag?

SPEAKER_04 53:35

What do you have in your overhead?

SPEAKER_00 53:40

Please keep your seatbelt fastened at all times.

SPEAKER_02 53:46

Are you prepared to use the emergency exit?

SPEAKER_00 53:50

Are you physically capable?

SPEAKER_02 53:51

Are you physically capable of using the emergency exit?

SPEAKER_00 53:54

Yeah, there's not enough overhead space. Uh come on. I need everyone to say seated until we come to a complete stop. Come? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:04

Okay. Waka waka.

SPEAKER_00 54:10

Oh, there we go. All right. We're almost done. The pain is almost over, like at the dentist's office. And by the way, just to let you know, FYI, after my tooth was pulled, I couldn't open my jaw for three weeks properly.

SPEAKER_04 54:26

That is that is an easy diet.

SPEAKER_00 54:28

I almost went back and said, You fucking broke my jaw.

SPEAKER_04 54:32

Oh, ooh.

SPEAKER_00 54:33

Like I couldn't open my mouth fully to even bite into a sandwich. Like two slices of bread.

SPEAKER_04 54:38

What tooth was it? A back tooth.

SPEAKER_00 54:40

Back molar. Yeah, almost like the one just in front of your wisdom teeth, which I don't have either. So now I get this huge gap back there. Nice. I don't think the folks listening want to listen about this. Your gap. So um we got two reviews, by the way.

SPEAKER_04 54:54

Alrighty. So um Where are they at, Scott? Where are they at?

SPEAKER_00 55:00

So this is from Rachel in Austin, Texas.

SPEAKER_04 55:02

Rachel, how's it going?

SPEAKER_00 55:04

I started listening to Sadie and Scott while folding laundry, and now I purposely save laundry for when a new episode drops. That sounds depressing, but honestly, it works. You two make normal topics way funnier than they should be. It feels like sitting with friends who are just slightly more inappropriate than I actually am. Five stars. Also, Scott deserves more credit. Sadie is obviously the star, but Scott is a very strong assistant star. Jesus, thank you. I'm an assistant star. Thank you very much.

SPEAKER_04 55:35

Scott and Rachel, Scott does everything. Like he does everything. He he figures it all out. I just come here and sit down and barely do anything.

SPEAKER_00 55:46

Strong assistant star. I've never even I've never even heard that title before. Like I've heard of co-star. Um I like it. Guest star.

SPEAKER_04 55:54

I like it.

SPEAKER_00 55:54

Hi, and welcome to Sadie and Scott. I'm your assistant star, Scott.

SPEAKER_04 56:01

We should do that.

SPEAKER_00 56:03

This woman is smart. Thank you, Rachel. Texas.

SPEAKER_04 56:07

She figured out how to make laundry better for herself.

SPEAKER_00 56:09

She did. This isn't a this is her now her laundry folding podcast. Yes. Mark in Glasgow, Scotland. Do not try to do a Scottish accent, please. Oh, I was just about to. Yank.

SPEAKER_02 56:20

Did you see? I got all perky. I was like, ooh, ooh.

SPEAKER_00 56:23

You know, by the way. No. You said to me on the menopause episode that Joe was going to kick my ass. Did she? We were in the car. We had a drive. We had to drive across the city. So driving across Toronto. Yeah. You know, it's 10 kilometers away, but it took us two hours to get there. Of course. We listened to the episode together. By the end of the episode, she was mad at me. She was yelling at me for an eyebrow hair. Uh there was like something else. She was so mad at me by the end of it. I was like, but I thought you were out of parameters. Like she was furious with me. Oh, she just like later, she's like, Don't talk to me ever again. And I was like, What the fuck did I say that was so bad?

SPEAKER_04 57:09

I mean, it's just sometimes it's just breathing. This goes, this goes back. This goes back to that guy. I know. Right?

SPEAKER_00 57:15

Yeah. I'm just breathing. Just breathing. She was really upset.

SPEAKER_04 57:20

Okay. Yeah. Let's not upset Joe again.

SPEAKER_00 57:22

All right. Mark in Glasgow, Scotland. No Scottish accents, please. Okay. He looks and he says, I look insane at red lights.

SPEAKER_04 57:30

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 57:30

Let's find out why. Mark in Glasgow, Scotland.

SPEAKER_04 57:33

What's happened at the red light there, Scott?

SPEAKER_00 57:36

I listened to Sadie and Scott on my commute, and I have definitely been caught laughing alone at red lights. The best part of this show is never feels forced. It sounds like two people who generally make each other laugh. And that makes it impossible for me not to laugh alone. Also, please please keep doing games. The games are where the wheels come off. And I mean that in a nice way. Thank you, Mark.

SPEAKER_04 58:01

Thanks, Mark.

SPEAKER_00 58:02

I also want to read you.

SPEAKER_04 58:03

Um Hey, there's nothing better than turn like looking. You're at a red light. Everyone's traveling. Who wants to be in their trapped in their cars? And you look over and some guy's laughing. I love this.

SPEAKER_00 58:15

Um we got a nice, I got a nice message uh from a friend of ours on Messenger. Uh I haven't actually seen him in a while.

SPEAKER_04 58:24

I received the same message.

SPEAKER_00 58:25

You did.

SPEAKER_04 58:26

I did. Isn't that sweet of him?

SPEAKER_00 58:27

You don't have your phone with you, do you?

SPEAKER_04 58:29

No.

SPEAKER_00 58:29

Well, I'm gonna read you what he said to me.

SPEAKER_04 58:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 58:32

This is our friend Jeff. Is that the same person? So our friend Jeff said, My buddy. That's how he always says hello to me. He goes, My buddy.

SPEAKER_02 58:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 58:42

I was waiting for it. Like, whenever I hear that, like my buddy, I'm like waiting for him to sell me a Persian rug or something like that. Persian rug. Okay. Just want to reach out and tell you how proud I'm of you and Sadie. What a great podcast. Keep doing what you're doing and it's working well. Talk soon. Miss you, bud.

SPEAKER_04 58:58

Oh, Lord.

SPEAKER_00 58:59

He's so Canadian.

SPEAKER_04 59:00

I know.

SPEAKER_00 59:00

Miss you, bud.

SPEAKER_04 59:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 59:02

Um I know.

SPEAKER_04 59:04

I got the message too. That's very sweet.

SPEAKER_00 59:05

So that's and then uh so I don't know if she listens to the show, and if she doesn't, I'm gonna chastise her for it. But our friend Jessica, uh-huh, her oldest child, lives in Northumberland County.

SPEAKER_04 59:18

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 59:18

Uh his name is Devin.

SPEAKER_04 59:19

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 59:20

He's 21 years old.

SPEAKER_04 59:21

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 59:22

Um, he came by for dinner the other night.

SPEAKER_04 59:24

Oh, did he?

SPEAKER_00 59:25

And he was he just comes over for well, because he lives five minutes away.

SPEAKER_05 59:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 59:30

And they live in um, you know, another town. So he just comes over and we feed him because I don't think he has a lot of money.

SPEAKER_04 59:39

Very smart boy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 59:41

I'll just go over to Auntie Joe and Uncle Scott's house and drink his beer and eat the food. So Joe made Joe made dinner. He's done a, I think it's gonna be a regular thing. He'll come over every every few every few Thursdays to when he's not working. So we're sitting at the table eating dinner, and he just looks at me. He goes, I'm a narwhal too. Oh. And I was like, Did you just quote my podcast? He goes, Yes, I'm a narwhal too. I mean, do you mean ne'er do well? He goes, That's right, I'm a ne'er do well. I was like, a 21-year-old kid is listening to our podcast. So hi Devin.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:14

Hi Dev.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:15

If you're listening, you are a ne'er do well. And Jeff, if you're listening, you are not a near do well. You're my favorite human being.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:24

Oh my god. Jeff is Jeff, yeah, Jeff is not a normal.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:28

Any any final thoughts or statements? Or um we're you're now like, oh, uh by the way, folks, if you follow Sadie on socials.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:37

Oh, don't do that.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:38

Oh, her videos are now just absolute caliber. Just total caliber.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:43

Someone taught me how to end. That was the one thing about this cruise that I was like, oh, look what I can do.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:48

Yeah. Now wait, I should bring you into my computer world here on my Mac.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:52

That's next level.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:53

And I should show you Final Cut, and I should show you a whole bunch of other things.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:57

So um, no. I don't want to learn those things.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:02

I don't expand your horizons at all.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:04

I don't. That seems very complicated. I like doing the little app. I like apps.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:09

Oh I do. I like apps. It is a step in the right direction. It's one small step for Sadie.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:14

For Sadie Kind. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:16

One giant leap for influencers. Let's try to get Renee on the show.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:22

Yes, we have to.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:24

Well, uh, because I've always wanted to um That's pretty fascinating. I've never I've always wanted to talk to an influencer.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:29

Yeah. How do you start it? How do you do it? You know, listen. Yeah. Well, she does get lots of free stuff.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:35

Of course. So that's smart.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:37

Well, ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for listening to this week's episode of Sadie and Scott. I hope you enjoyed it. Listening to it as much as we did bringing it to you. Are we going to do rock, paper, scissors?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:48

No.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:50

Well, I have to because I have to write a few.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:56

It's becoming a shtick.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:58

And it's like I have two wives. Yeah. Now who love disappointing me.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:04

Oh, you're in so much trouble. You just said that you knew. Oh, you're so stupid. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:08

She I was lucky I was driving because I think she would have reached across and punched me right in the fucking lip.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:14

Perfectly do the dishwasher.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:15

With her fucking ring, her diamond ring. She would have. And she did that before. She cut my lip open.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:20

Did she?

SPEAKER_00 1:02:21

No, of course not.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:22

On by purpose?

SPEAKER_00 1:02:22

She doesn't abuse me. Alright, so I will go through the spiel. Uh-huh. We will rock, paper, scissors, and to say who can say we're out for now.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:32

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:32

Don't fuck it up. All right.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:34

Okay. I'll try.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:36

Please check us out, Scott and Sadie. Pod on the screen.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:38

Wait, hold on. What am I supposed to say?

SPEAKER_00 1:02:40

Listen, if you win the rock, paper, scissors, you only have to say we're out for now. It's four words. All right. Can you handle that? Do you want to put it into a reel first? We're out for now. All right. Don't fuck it up.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:52

Okay, go hurry up.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:53

Here we go. Don't forget to check us out on your socials. Uh Scott, Sadie and Scott Pod on uh the TikTok. We're actually gonna be going, by the way, just to let you know, we're gonna be going video soon. Oh so we can go in the UbeTube as Hannah used to call it. All right.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:10

And we gotta clean up this room.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:12

No, no, we'll be in a like a real studio. Oh, all right. No, this is what I'm gonna get. Like, uh we're gonna we're gonna record all day long.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:21

No, we're not.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:24

Okay, Sadie's got a cruise to go on or she's gonna fucking work. She's so important. Don't forget to check us out on Facebook and on Instagram. Please send us an email if you'd like to ask Sadie. Oh, Jesus. At start talkingpod at gmail.com. Uh in the um podcast description, send us a text message if you'd like as well. It goes straight to my phone, so you don't have to worry about Sadie not even reading it, or she'll ignore it because she won't know who it's from, because it'll just be a series of numbers. All right, no. Rock, paper, scissors to see you say we're out for now, right?

SPEAKER_04 1:04:04

One, two. One, two, three. You and we're out for now. We're out for now, we're out for an hour. We're out for now!

SPEAKER_00 1:04:17

Jesus Christ. I'm not even allowed to say that.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:22

Listen, I like later skater.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:24

No, you can't no. Yo, no, no.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:26

No, bro, later skater.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:27

Listen, stop. You can't talk like that. You're almost a pentagenarian. Just say, we're out for now.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:34

Okay, fine. Ready? Oh, I gotta drink my water.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:38

I am gonna fucking kill you. Sadie. Just say Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:42

Okay, ready?

SPEAKER_00 1:04:43

All right, here. Take two, three, two, one.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:47

We're out for now.