Blood Drinking Boomers

The Boomers Will Never Leave.  And Now They Have Your Blood...

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

Hello! Welcome to Degenerate Nation Daylight Edition. They let us out. When did we do a day? When's the last time we did a day today? I don't know, man. We're like fucking reverse vampires or whatever. That doesn't make sense. We've never done a lot of things. We're reverse vampire. It wasn't even like maybe during my 200 days of the city.

SPEAKER_02 0:18

Yeah, I don't think we on the cast together have done a day. They let us out before five o'clock, and it's we we haven't taken our meds, we don't know what we're doing. I mean, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_00 0:31

Are you on night meds? I I'm a night and working on a night meds. Yeah, my ADHD med is at night. Yeah, dude. Bob Seeger should do it.

SPEAKER_02 0:39

That's what he was talking. Night moves is he's just trying to like move his arm to pick up his medicine bottle.

SPEAKER_00 0:44

He's like, alright, look, instead of selling my catalog, I'm going to just license night moves to a pharmaceutical. Working on my night meds.

SPEAKER_01 0:56

So I don't have a family annihilation. Working on a nut meds. And I won't daytime. Trying to put away those daytime blues. Working on my nutmeg. Ask your doctor if ravidifies right for you.

SPEAKER_00 1:13

So am I welcome? Turn up dead. Working on my nutmeg.

SPEAKER_01 1:19

Trying to keep that car out of the garage. You can catch my drift. With the engine going. In case you don't bum bum bum bum bum.

SPEAKER_00 1:30

And it's like a three-minute long number commercial. Uh Bob Seeger song. I can name like 12. Really? Captain Doo. I don't know why it shows that one first. Still the same. Against the wind. Old time rockin' walls. I'm waiting for. Oh, old time rockin' wallets.

SPEAKER_01 1:43

Hollywood Knights, bro. Hollywood fucking nights?

SPEAKER_02 1:45

Yeah, I'm really, I'm doing Bob Seeger wrong. Main Street. Oh, dude. Main Street? I feel like I owe Bob Seeger a little listen on the way to work.

SPEAKER_00 1:53

Yeah, but like you'd be his, like, if I don't know if he has a son, but you feel like. You could, like, probably fuck his granddaughter if he has a granddaughter. Bob Seeger, where is your grandma? Like, legally.

SPEAKER_01 2:02

Working on his nap. Working on my granddaughter. So King, get away with this guy. Get away with this guy. Pull out before he comes. Working on the nap. It may cause about a problem. He's trying to pull out quick. Put it on a tummy. Ask her if she spread Sophia. If she's ever wanted a pearl necklace. She's an outie. This is when consent laws are different.

SPEAKER_00 2:37

Pearl necklace. You consent. You always consent to a pearl necklace. Yeah, without asking. You wear a V-Mac. You're a V-neck sweater.

SPEAKER_02 2:46

You're just asking for it in public. If you've never been splattered by some cum wear. Only a man.

SPEAKER_00 2:52

Only straight men getting splattered by other other straight men.

SPEAKER_01 2:57

He was asked to float. Look what he's wearing. A blasted fucking temp women.

SPEAKER_00 3:02

I wore a lot of deep V shirts in my early 30s, so it sounds like I feel seeming. No, I was back here. I wore like this like company shirt and I was dominating the um I I I started playing like cornhole. Yeah. Playing cornhole at like a green turtle when they had one near the mall. Green turtles used to be big. They have to be flying out a little bit. Right, because no one goes to those types of. Is it because they used a turtle as the vibes were me. Like I was, I was like, you know, I want to be like an early 2010s, 2015s, like fucking, or before that, chained bar influencer.

unknown 3:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:43

I'll talk about a time machine going back to when we, you know, we were talking about the nice. But us and Joe would just be like, if we had ever been in the same place, I would have loved place and time and just be like, that was the alternate to just like ending up flunking the same rehab together and dying. Would have been great. In a garage together by accident, though. Oh, but it was running. But like a giant. We just stayed in the garage too long together. Yeah, like like a garage. Here's how we would do. So we would find a garage that was free. True. Parking garage. However, we would be so wasted that we would forget that it actually shuts down. It would be so closed in for the night. Just obliterated that somehow there was just enough of a lack of oxygen in a large enough parking garage to still kill us because we left the engine running. Yeah. But I don't know if that's possible. We picked one corner. Yeah, fortunately. Yeah. That's impossible, I think, because I think the engine would die before that because of the hey if you're if you're in Laos or Azur.

SPEAKER_02 4:50

No, that's fine now.

SPEAKER_00 4:51

No, but back then was much nicer. Yeah, I had to be clear. And it's like, yeah, but I it's it's because I know how to work those uh work those dealers over, man. I was like, I'm here for this and I'm gonna have this. And you'll give. And then I didn't do it like that. But I knew I was gonna buy it, so I didn't care.

SPEAKER_02 5:09

I think, have you seen Hereditary? The way the pig parents kill themselves in Hereditary. It's a spoiler! Oh, you have to do it. Is it like a garage? Oh shit. Yeah, it's a no it's beginning of the movie, and it sets it later. So they're ghosts? They're suicide ghosts? Not not quite ghost. Well, yes, in the sense of like they don't they don't show the allegory? They don't show the parents alive. They don't show the parents alive. And but it's a ton of guilt and like weird depression shit. But like these parents in the movie, they kill themselves by taping like a long exhaust hose to the car and running it up to their fucking bed and setting it in their bed, and they die that way. Fucking dark.

SPEAKER_00 5:54

Oh, in their bed? In their bed. I guess that's like a morbidly peaceful way to do it. I mean shit's fucked up. That movie's dark as hell. There's like a cutscene in the beginning where they're not. No, not in the beginning.

SPEAKER_02 6:05

I'm thinking of Midsummer. Midsummer.

SPEAKER_00 6:07

Oh, okay. That's alright. I've ruined two movies. I've ruined two movies. Well, by the same by RS. Someone just s just like goes like uh oh no no, I can't watch this now. Spoiler! No, not in Laos! Oh, mental health warning. It's like, yeah, dude, like this, the just read our titles. All our episode titles. That is enough mental health warning for, you know, anyways. Um, you know, but it's like you get the tubing at like Home Depot. The best part is just like you have to stay in line, and it's like, you know, if I wasn't gonna go through with it.

SPEAKER_02 6:37

That's your time to get some.

SPEAKER_00 6:38

Yeah, you're if I wasn't gonna go through with it, I mean, a post uh uh ice world, like, where like the whole staff and anyone to get help in the parking lot with is fucking gone. Yeah. And that the lines are long. There's a robot cashier, and he's like, actually, I just bought this piping for an unrelated project. Yeah, but this is about to be a family annihilation.

SPEAKER_02 7:00

This this has turned, this could go one of two ways to do it.

SPEAKER_00 7:04

So Ice ice is blamed for a lot of family annihilation.

SPEAKER_02 7:06

That metaphoric- It's coming. The metaphorical, uh, it's like you waiting in line to buy the venom the the tubing for your planned suicide is the thought same thought process of like what you're thinking of after you jump. Like that's the same.

SPEAKER_00 7:20

You have the same time to process, you're like, oh fuck, this is really wow. It's like the pre-processing regular. You see something else.

SPEAKER_02 7:27

Yeah, exactly. You see something you say, and you're like, holy shit, those drills are two for 75? This pipe, like, wow. Maybe I won't do it.

SPEAKER_00 7:35

And then you wait in line and it's self-checkout, and it's long, and you're gonna go.

SPEAKER_02 7:39

It's long enough to convince yourself again.

SPEAKER_00 7:41

If I had seen one other person, one friendly face with a vest on, maybe a white face, maybe a Hispanic face. Well, they're not. There's not gonna be any Hispanic faces.

SPEAKER_02 7:52

It got rid of it's bullshit! The Hispanic workers that have stuck around at Home Depot are some of the hardest motherfuckers around.

SPEAKER_00 7:59

Well, the ones that are like employed by the store or the one like the classic, like uh I guess both. In the truck. Both? I mean, because each each other. You know what? You know what? You'd be great. Here's what I'm doing at the Home Depot. Let me hear it. Alright, here's my plan. Let me hear it. Here's the point. Let me hear it well. So, my plan to um get around the issue, the issue of the day of people getting rounded up, and thus not uh your store losing money because some people are going to get to hire help, but they're gonna stop in and get uh get some shit or whatever. Yeah, yeah. So here I'm gonna one, I'm paying, I'm having people pay for parking just a little bit. If it's over 30 minutes. Okay. Time parking, no more than five bucks. Okay. Because one, what are they gonna go with? Another non-existent like home home rope. You can't get that home goods. That's like for you. You need you need specifically. If you need a strong rope, strong rope for some piping. If you need some family, family annihilation. Do they sell animals? They might. No, I would no, because I'll gun gun. There you go. You can do it anymore. Yeah, to annihilate. Jesus Christ. This isn't a tutorial? Yeah, I mean, that would be pretty. He does have a diagram. I have seen it. I um so no, that was great. Um, so like so when you you jack up some parking rates, you know. Okay, you get here, you get the people, the people, that are milling about. Those loiterers. So they're not loiterers if if you're they're quote unquote contracted to scare away birds. Yes. Uh what if we want more birds? Um, then you can practice nail there's like a nail gun range to practice. But you can like take it for a spin and just shoot the birds with a nail gun range. Hey, that's pretty good. You can't turn it on yourself. Hey, that's not true. You can't turn it on yourself unless you pay cash. If you pay me. If you pay cash. We only need we only employ two. I like birds. We only employ two uh dispersers dispersers. Uh so okay, so you have minimum. So you have you have a security, you have armed nail gun security to ward off the ice folks. Because they don't want, you know what? These ice people, they don't want to fuck with no nail gun. Like fully sanctioned nail gun employees to protect the protecting the pen the pen of they're protecting and serving Home Depot. There's a God bless you, Home Depot. Um, they're they're serving their Home Depot masters, one, two, they're keeping the shadow economy going. Right. Because who is gonna protect the stuff? They're not protecting the store or the birds, they're protecting the pen is between the stores and you're paying a subscription fee, a small one, to what? Stand there. Yeah. So instead of in like, hey man, they just gather and you take them and you lose some of that revenue if they just show up and they don't. Peruvian coffee Peruvian, and you can get Peruvian coffee and pick up seven Peruvians.

SPEAKER_02 11:20

All the Hispanic dudes, they're like, man, it'd be better if it's from Pauru. Yeah. Or Colombian coffee. Yeah, they know their shit. Dude, they know their shit.

SPEAKER_00 11:27

Let's be clear, except for beer.

SPEAKER_02 11:29

They don't really do beer well in South America.

SPEAKER_00 11:32

No, I mean, no, I mean, the the Hispanic, like, the taste in the beer, they do. I've actually I haven't had it because that's what do we get?

SPEAKER_02 11:38

We got Dosekis, we got Corona.

SPEAKER_00 11:40

No, they don't drink Dosekis, dude. It's all it's all modello or corona. Dose X is like a Hispanic dude cosplaying as being Hispanic. Corona is the American Chinese food of beer.

SPEAKER_02 11:55

Great, great analogy.

SPEAKER_00 11:56

Because this is like, yeah, it's great. Fine for whites.

SPEAKER_02 12:00

What's it called? The California. Corona, fine for whites. It's the knockoff corona. It's not a knockoff corona.

SPEAKER_00 12:08

It's um like it's smaller. It's California, it's got like a beach vibe to it. But it tastes just like Landshark? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not a uh land shark. There's another one. There's an Land Shark. There's another one from Cali. Fuck. Imperial? That's like from uh Costa Rica or some shit. I mean, I don't know. Anyway, um sorry, man. So yeah, like you basically you charge them a very a monthly fee like a Spotify. Easy. Premium or whatever, and you get coffee, a coffee rewards club with it. So they're at their primed, slammed with caffeine, hardworking, uh, caffeinated, nail gun protected by ice. And ice is, you know, you might lose a couple of things. Yeah, they might come around and do it like hey, spont their stuff. Yeah, and you go into the communities, and that let's be clear. Do you take the nail gun communities? You you uh Home Depot Mafia, man. Maybe this so this is this is how the mafia operates. They would offer quote unquote protection. And yes, would there be protection vaguely of the people? Yes. But of the businesses, sure. But you're also the the rub. Here's the rub. You were getting protected from the mafia. But I'm the actual mafia. Yeah, but it was like, but you charge a percentage to the businesses and the communities. Absolutely. And you go and then you extort the communities by helping the communities. Okay? And so the communities, the communities are gathering. It's where we're gonna be able to do that. And then where are they going to spend their money back into the Home Depot ecosystem? Easily.

SPEAKER_02 13:35

Because we know that four out of five loiterers are gonna be working a blue-collar job, and they are gonna need more bills from Home Depot.

SPEAKER_00 13:41

It's like, guess what? You're working on the table, but where are we where do you get the supplies to build the table in the first place? Home Depot, baby, baby! Never Lowe's. Don't go to Lowe's. Don't go to Lowe's like, don't go to Lowe's, you'll get you'll get you'll get ice.

SPEAKER_02 13:53

There's a low, a Lowe's embargo between there's a civil war going on between Lowe's and Home Depot employees. The loiterer population.

SPEAKER_00 14:02

We're making it uncivil because Home Depot is getting every dollar.

SPEAKER_02 14:05

Are the shadow economy workers of Home?

SPEAKER_00 14:07

Dude, I want to take this idea right into Home Depot. Home Depot Corporate. Have you guys thought about this? Email us degenerate nation at gmail.com. We know it's something you can't ignore. Degenerate Nation at Gmail.

SPEAKER_02 14:18

We know you guys probably have not taken aside per se, because we understand that it's a large part of like. Yeah, Trump's gonna shut down Home Deep.

SPEAKER_01 14:27

He's like, uh, lose.

SPEAKER_02 14:29

We're closing the borders.

SPEAKER_01 14:31

We're closing the borders on Home D Burnie.

SPEAKER_02 14:33

I know, I don't know why I went Bernie.

SPEAKER_00 14:34

Is it we live in a dream world where Bernie ruined the country?

unknown 14:39

Yeah, Bernie. God.

SPEAKER_00 14:41

I mean I don't think ruins the country.

SPEAKER_02 14:43

I don't think I think also he actually took the. To be honest, I think there'd be a lot of stuff that'd be fixed and a lot better. Universal healthcare would make we maybe figure it out eventually.

SPEAKER_00 14:52

Bernie existed for one of two purposes. Here is one road you would have taken. Oh my god. No, me election-wise. He's a scapegoat. He was easy.

SPEAKER_02 15:04

It was easy for the libs to be like, oh whoa, yeah, we don't want that either.

SPEAKER_00 15:07

This is Yeah, no, here's nobody wanted Hillary, but it was the people. It was just like Batman, the hero you deserve. The hero you not deserve what you mean. Yeah, exactly. Except, I mean, I don't know. I don't think she's heroic, just you knew what she was. And so people are like, ugh. I don't know if he would actually would have won, though, if he wasn't the first one. There's no chance I mean, no, no, but here's the would have been scared off. The country would have won long term if he had said, Oh, you wanna fuck me out of this? I'm Bernie. Bernie! I'm gonna Bernie it down. I'm gonna Bernie it down. I'm gonna burning you all with me. And then you wouldn't have the Rogan verse type of people to be like, alright, well, this guy's pretty much the same. He's really it's like Trump and Ber Bernie are not the same. Bernie is um he's he's um an idea guy, but he's it's just like the idea. He's also he's also an action, a guy of action. But yeah, idea and action guy. The problem is he's gonna need you. He's he's like the guy that has that wants to build the thing and has to hire the people and doesn't know where he's gonna get the money from. But he assumes it's not his responsibility. That's birdie. He sounds like he should go to lunch.

unknown 16:16

I think he I think he's gonna be a good thing.

SPEAKER_00 16:17

No, dude, he I think he he would not where was he gonna get the money? Yeah, find it. I don't know. No way, man. He's like the guy at the pulpit. He was like a college preacher.

SPEAKER_02 16:26

I have to believe that there'd be I don't know. Looking at like the slashing of all these government programs and agencies, like USAID's gotten slashed, and we got Ebola outbreaks and all this shit all over the world.

SPEAKER_00 16:39

It's like, oh yeah, that's that even proves American strength even more though. It does be honest. Hey, guess what? We have to help the world. You want us to come save you from it?

SPEAKER_02 16:50

It's not we have a duty to, there isn't. I don't think there ever was one, but to like actively be doing that and then be like, alright, yeah, we're done. It's like holding it.

SPEAKER_00 16:58

You think that they walked it in the idea in, and like, by the way, they do this though. Are you good with that? There's no way he even saw the chart of just like what they actually do. I would feel like you'd be like, hey, uh why don't we just put more money into the the stopping the viruses and just fuck everything else?

SPEAKER_04 17:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:18

I don't think there was what isolationist type would have been against that. You know, it's just like we were isolationists until Woodrow Wilson, basically. There's some really I think Woodrow Wilson is the worst president. Woodrow Wilson. He is the worst. When did he survive? Okay. He got us. Did he get out get us out or get us into World War I? I think both, because it was 1917. Look at look at 1917 and 1919. Yeah. And then he was responsible for the um Treaty of Versailles, which essentially nuked Germany uh's economy, which and Europe, basically, which is like Europe wasn't recovering, and then it it created the uh the uh the spores of fascism or whatever. Which led to And then we had it, you know, we got to Italy happen, let Germany happen. Yeah, but Italians aren't gonna do that for that long because they're like, ah, this guy strung him up. They strung him up. Italy's actually fucking dope, dude. Italy's big, man. Everyone should go to Italy. I've never been. I know you have. I have, and I'm like, I'm just like, dude, if I Would you go to Bulgaria? Yeah, why not? Why not? I don't know. I mean, that's what's happening there at the moment? I bet you.

SPEAKER_02 18:29

We should grow our listener base with Bulgaria.

SPEAKER_00 18:32

Well, Bulgaria, tune it. You saw the post about another. Are you hairier in Bulgaria? I think Bulgaria girls got some hairy hairs. Hairy dairiers in Bulgaria. Or hairy hair. Um, yeah, Bernie. Uh so here what he should have done is been like, oh wait, you know what? Fuck this. I'm taking my ball and I'm not going home. I'm gonna play on your court. I'm going to lose and win the long game. And instead, he is directly, not indirectly, responsible. Directly responsible for Trump getting elected. Directly. Directly. I wouldn't put it on the street. How many people were gonna vote for Bernie and didn't show up or switched? And how much did he go by in electoral college? I don't know. Not by a lot.

SPEAKER_02 19:22

I am behind this new movement that is going. Different states have Virginia signed up for it, um, or like have has added their name to this.

SPEAKER_00 19:30

A redistricting them?

SPEAKER_02 19:31

Not redistricting, but like changing, like kind of taking away the like like electoral votes, changing it to just a popular vote. Which I think is a great idea. No, it's not. Why me let me we're putting weight into states just based off of population.

SPEAKER_00 19:46

No, you're doing the reverse of that, dude. You know what the elector. No, dude, alright. I Let's hear. Alright, here's a rub. Let's hear it. Here's a rub. Let's hear it. If you got rid of the electoral college, just straight up got red one, strictly popular vote, yeah, the only votes that would matter were the most populated cities, not areas, the fucking cities, so it's basically becomes hunger games, dude. Well you're everything, the rest of the country is district 13. Not if everyone has the rest of the country. Every everyone has the same options to vote for across the board. Yeah, but it doesn't matter. It won't matter. Why? Because look, I trust me, I did redistricting stuff like in a sub-basement in like 2000. And I saw this shit. I was like, Oh, that's all this data, like MS DOS and my early XL like data shit. They're like, don't worry about it. No, but I was like clearly, oh, they're trying to figure out where the best people at target are, and it's now it's just like they're trying to just exploit. There's always hard way to try and grab votes for sure. But here's the thing is they're not gonna show up to town halls. That's all that that performative shit ends immediately. And then it's the most money in the biggest cities with the most um uh bankable voter bases where you can trick them, first off. Well, I'm not I think this you're we live in a in a populated uh suburban city area. Understanding barely mattering.

SPEAKER_02 21:08

I I get that the same the same candidates would still be most likely elected for, but it would take away some of the bullshittery and the fuckery of the And the presidential election?

SPEAKER_00 21:18

No way. Yeah. They would never set foot in those states. And they wouldn't need to because you still got the party. If you keep the party system agreed, agreed. Yeah, if you give the popular votes.

SPEAKER_02 21:33

No. I do, I do, I think. Giving people more choice as well.

SPEAKER_00 21:40

The things that they set up correctly should go, instead of just like, hey, let's tack on some uh some new cool shit.

SPEAKER_02 21:47

Well, I mean, I think if you look at like what it's gotten us to, and it's you know, the a lack of choice, I think, is what a lot of people check.

SPEAKER_00 21:54

But that yeah, but the Electoral College makes it less choice. A lot removing it. I don't think so. Yes. I don't think so.

SPEAKER_02 22:02

Because take away the ability for like more than one person to be nominated.

SPEAKER_00 22:06

So it's a taking away the two-party system as well. No, it's not, man. It's not. Yeah, I'm saying if you take away If you take away the two-party system. Yeah, I agree. My belief is like if you so you can't get rid of having something better.

SPEAKER_02 22:21

There's no way for if you give people more choice and being able to choose for different people and not thinking about the That's not the that's not the Electoral College.

SPEAKER_00 22:31

You know what the Electoral College is?

SPEAKER_03 22:32

I do know what the Electoral College is.

SPEAKER_00 22:34

Okay, well, I think we were talking about different things. Okay. Okay. Because that's just like counting the votes uh based on um based uh like every state, you know, has a certain amount of and it's still population adjacent, right? But it's not sheer like numbers. We can't like first off, we have dead voter rolls and like united. There's more to it than that, but like I I think the Electoral College.

SPEAKER_03 22:57

I mean, I th I I still feel okay in being like, yeah, it's not a great thing. Maybe we get rid of it. I don't have a better plan for what we replace it with.

SPEAKER_00 23:05

Yeah, you have to have it's if there was a replacement. I'm not a planned guy. Yeah. But if there was I mean, I'm the Home Depot uh planned guy. Fuck it! Fuck it! But I know that's that that's interesting that it's even become on the table because I'm like, I pay attention a little bit, more so just like to look for articles to. Have you seen?

SPEAKER_02 23:24

Have you heard you heard about that?

SPEAKER_00 23:25

I did hear about it, but I didn't hear about it as it was like becoming a thing. Okay you know, like on the way up, because it was never on the way up. This was a top-down type of thing, and both sides are just tugging dick tugging on the dick of America. Yeah. Until it's a until it's perma soft, right? Okay, okay. Okay, and I know I like I like Bernie's uh spirit, and I love your Bernie, but he definitely was the Woodrow Wilson, uh, Woodrow Wilson effect of a crazy offer. I will not argue that. I will not argue that. I mean, because I mean I think there should be more Bernie's, and they're more and if there was someone on the on another side or whatever, or a different part of the prism of of American fuckery, well then that would be great too. But I just think like he had his time to uh Oh yeah, he's not gonna be a candidate anymore these days. No, he'll still try. Because he's like he's a tank, man. He'll remain relevant and put out ideas to drink. He's not gonna run for office. They're gonna drink your blood. You're a younger one. Do you think Bertie's gonna run for office again?

SPEAKER_02 24:25

Yeah, what else is he gonna do? No, man.

SPEAKER_00 24:27

Why would he run for office?

SPEAKER_02 24:28

Why would he not? Because they're not gonna nominate him. He's not gonna get he's what? How old is he like so?

SPEAKER_00 24:33

He's gonna run just so he can quit again. That's what he does. He might be ready to fall out of the limelight by now. Oh my god, a boomer falling out of the limelight. He's one of the few. Yeah, wouldn't he be uh well a few white boomers, probably, right?

SPEAKER_02 24:54

Yeah. I can't think of that many other white.

SPEAKER_00 24:56

Man, you got some old white guys trying to trying to fight for black rights, actually do good things. Yeah, not the uh, was it the Clippers owner?

SPEAKER_02 25:05

Tim Steve uh Steve Ballmer.

SPEAKER_00 25:07

No, that's the old four. Yeah, the old Balber's catching strays. He made the Intuit Don and he is? Yeah, probably. Was that with the wall of like the wall of fans and the Clippers datum was just to block the prevent him from like he's hiding behind a wall of the floor? But every victim on the thing we're gonna give if you were a victim, we're gonna give you three clippers tickets for one night only. You're good, okay. One night only, three clippers tickets, and you get into the wall and you're recognized. Also, it's a smokescreen to to what wait was he really involved in the are we just like cat Oh my god, he went with the problemly! See, I have to we need a fact checker. And we need I need like I need a straitjacket and we need a fact checker. If you have a fact checker available, please apply at where?

SPEAKER_03 25:56

You got Degenerate Nation podcast at. Nope. Yeah, that's why I don't know why you asked me. Sometimes putting on the spot.

SPEAKER_00 26:03

I don't know why they asked me. DegenerateNation at gmail.com. Hold on. This this uh this segment is now brought to you by Flat Diet Coke.

SPEAKER_03 26:11

Oh yeah. Leave it in the fridge for a week, still tastes good.

SPEAKER_00 26:14

Or yeah, it's fine. Tell yourself it tastes good. You're telling yourself you don't need your nightmare. Oh, Bob Seeger. Mm-hmm. Yeah, man. Um America, this is this is how you learn about America. Damn it. Please, if you are from Azure Bahn, is it Azure Bayana? Look at this, man. We have the most inconsistent but like deep knowledge. It's like I'm like, I didn't expect you to know the exact pronunciation, but also it's got a good tongue. It's like an elite tongue. If you'd like to sample Patrick's tongue on your box, your butthole, it's Degenerate Nation at Gmail.com. No sampling allowed. No sampling allowed. You better pay.

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SPEAKER_00 26:57

Go to the Patreon and wrapped around the vape and my penis. Just only if it was last night. I noticed when you when we were texting you about the Wemby performance, you weren't like, Yeah, I was like, you know what? And it's a good thing we didn't pod last night, anyways, because we would have just ended up having sex. No pushback. Let's be clear. No pushback.

SPEAKER_03 27:18

I think maybe there would have been some dry humping on the TV by you. I don't know if I would have been.

SPEAKER_00 27:22

You're participating in. Look, like, it would be like like straight man in the room with Lucy K, minimum.

SPEAKER_03 27:32

I'm not saying it wouldn't.

SPEAKER_00 27:34

And I and by the way, I wouldn't have just been like, oh, she's good. He's good with it. I would have been like, you like this? Yes? Do you? Yes or no? And you'd be like, I will stop if you say no.

SPEAKER_03 27:45

I think, I mean, I I do have a love of the game. I think it's it's it's if if I had shit, if I had a thousand dollars riding on that, I would be getting fucking ear wrecked.

SPEAKER_00 27:56

I don't have a thousand dollars riding on game one, nor a thousand invested. However, there is a universe in which the Spurs and Knicks collide, and I first off utterly drained of seed by the end of both games.

SPEAKER_03 28:14

Can you nut as hard as you did last night for six more games?

SPEAKER_00 28:18

I I did nut, but it was because I couldn't sleep, and I nutted at 6:30 a.m. or a little before, and then 9.15 a.m. Specifically, by the way, shout out to Lit Erotica, and I've been meaning to tell you this off air, but I'll tell you on air, Lit Erotica has it all.

SPEAKER_03 28:37

Oh man.

SPEAKER_00 28:38

I and but I have not explored much of it. I have explored the audio. Okay. Because I'm like, it's not debilitating. If I'm only on it occasionally, I'm not looking at porn independently. Okay. I will be like, mmm, you know what goes great with this stranger gasping and moaning and instructing me to do the same? Oh man. A little bit of graphic imagery. Do you like being scrolling through being told what to do in these stories? I mean, you know what I'd be told, don't come. And it's like, oh, you're right. Is it listener directed? Some of it is. Ooh. Dude, it's amazing. Are you kidding me? I'm hey, I'm not trying to yuck your yum. There's just you, it's first off, no one is capable of yucking my yellow.

SPEAKER_03 29:29

I don't, I don't think I could dip my toes.

SPEAKER_00 29:33

I'm more of a visual guy. I was pumping the pumping the uh the TV stand, as you said. And looking at you and saying, is this okay? Yes. Yes. I mean, I wouldn't.

SPEAKER_03 29:45

Or no, and you said I would probably stay in the room and then um no man.

SPEAKER_00 29:50

I would want in writing. In writing. I'm not an idiot. I'm not an idiot.

SPEAKER_03 29:54

I would be a passive participant.

SPEAKER_00 29:56

Nope, no.

SPEAKER_03 29:57

Much like a treehouse.

SPEAKER_00 29:58

You don't have to have your dick out, but I do need to know, not if it's okay, but if it's legally consented to by writing. Because I do not trust humanity. Alright? Alright. I can be on board with it. You on board with that? Yes. Absolutely. Well, you would. But again, there's no gun in the room. Okay. So all written. Metaphorical gun. Literal gun or nail gun from Home Depot. Home Depot corporate. DegenerateNation at gmail.com, please email me. Um fucking Diet Coke. Oh, fuck. I've had a couple. I have some power sugar came up. You know what helps is just washing it down a little more flat. Diet Coke. Why not? Can we be like aspartame influencers, please? We could easily, we could get easily get a Diet Coke sponsorship. Do you think it would be best absorbed by Pouch or Enema?

SPEAKER_03 30:54

Uh probably both. Get a double, kind of dual action on that.

SPEAKER_00 31:00

What if uh you know it'd be amazing? What if? Okay, not this part isn't amazing. But say you get ball cancer. Hypothetical.

SPEAKER_02 31:08

That would be the worst type to get.

SPEAKER_00 31:10

No. Because you can get what if you could get an entire pouch of your actual testicular skin with nerve endings remaining. Okay. Full of nicotine. Or aspartame. Or the substance of your choice. That might just be too much for the ball area. No, no, no, no, no. It's just like kind of like you're holding a hacky sack. It's like the material changes, but the di the weight and volume doesn't change. However, what does change is the joint factor. Where are they going? Undrainable? An undrainable testicle? Undrainable?

unknown 31:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 31:48

We're gonna send a poll out. DegenerateNation at gmail.com. Please say press one for yes, undrainable testicle. Press two to decline my TV. Stan Humping. I think and remain! This is how you become an incel if you don't just kinda find out what's out there. Okay, bye.