Tracheostomy Highlander

One Hole To Unite Them All, And In The Darkness Bind Them

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:00

Hello. Welcome to Degenerate Nation. I'm here with Patrice.

SPEAKER_04 0:06

Hi there.

SPEAKER_03 0:08

You're in the apartment. Yeah. I'm not on the lease. Yeah, neither am I. I feel like I'm just like an engaged squatter. Right? It's just like, could you you could kick me out. It's not going to be.

SPEAKER_02 0:23

What came first? The engagement or the squatting?

SPEAKER_03 0:25

The engagement.

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I'm like, huh?

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Huh?

SPEAKER_02 0:28

Pretty smart. You're like, who is this guy living here?

SPEAKER_03 0:31

Right.

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Will you marry me, honey? I know.

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Will you marry me? Dude, I I mar I I got engaged at like a park and it was just like, it's a good place to do it. It was just like a bunch of Hispanic families and us. It was so cool because I was like, this vibes are really cool. What better w place to start essentially start a family unit than just surrounded by other family units having a good time? Not not very many vibes that are better than like Hispanic family. Hispanic family outdoors on Saturday afternoon. Dude, that's what we'll look living, man. You have food, you have music, you have family. Family?

SPEAKER_02 1:04

Maybe a pinata? There's sometimes a pinata. Maybe more than one. Maybe some alcohol, maybe some dosekis, maybe some corona. We've had this conversation before. I and I mistakenly go with those seckies.

SPEAKER_03 1:16

I'd really think they just drank Corona. I mean, I think it's just like whatever. What's the number two? Whatever. We'll take it. Don't you guys think? It's uh Modello. Yeah, yes. Modello's got good marketing, you know. They do. Hey, they've they've Modelo and A. Come at us. Modello has attached themselves to the hardworking, they they like go for the female fighters. Yeah, dude. That's great. Dude, the cops. Anyone that's underrepresented. His bana cops.

SPEAKER_02 1:46

Hispanic cops, hey, it's a feature, man.

SPEAKER_03 1:48

Do you know they don't say oh did you and then you went to SA on the cop like the police. You're like, SA. Hey, essay.

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I'm like, We need to pull over, man. And it's like, hey, are you an officer? Hey, I am essay. You just can't you just can't see me.

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Have you ever been called SA? Uh I have not, but I'd probably like quiver.

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Oh, puppy.

SPEAKER_03 2:11

And that would be so great because it'd be like just combating them with just like reverse machismo. Or it's like whatever the inverse of machismo, just acting like you're wet over them calling you.

SPEAKER_02 2:22

Be like, oh stop, stop. He's like, don't be like, hey, what's the problem, Mom? Why you why you all like cr why you like all crumpled over on the sidewalk? Why are you coming? Why does it look like you bought a bus, dog? I already did it. Stop talking like that.

SPEAKER_03 2:41

I don't even know what Mijo mean.

SPEAKER_04 2:46

Oh, Papi, oh Mijo, it's like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 2:48

We were just talking about how like fun it is to conjugate Spanish, but it has just like there's no gender thing. They never saw you didn't even see it coming. They didn't really When the Latin X thing just like went away. It's like, yeah, obviously that was gonna go away.

SPEAKER_02 3:01

Why languages choose to differentiate between like male and female words?

SPEAKER_03 3:06

Never really understood it. Well, that was only I I remember like I had a cousin when he was really little, he was like, that's a girl car or a boy car. It's like I feel like people just have a sense of these things when they're younger and stuff, and then so like, yeah, but and then if you grew up with like everything is o or ah, uh it should be o. Oh, oh yeah. Your O's have to be. Instead of instead, but instead you like you like miho. Please, if you remember what me is if you're a listener and somewhere else, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:38

If you're a listener that's not in Laos or Thailand or Azerbaijan, if you are more uh of the uh the eastern uh hemisphere, if you live in uh Brazil, or maybe the Eastern like there's no Eastern hemisphere. Sorry, uh the uh western hemisphere. Western hemisphere, yes. The west side of the globe.

SPEAKER_03 3:56

Yeah, why don't I say is a west side story. West side story. Shout out Rachel Ziggler from the streets of uh she's gonna repair her image by going on to Generation Podcast. What if you just relently tweeted at Rachel Ziggler? It's like no, Rachel Zoom Ziggler. There is one place you can say whatever you want. It's called Generation Podcast.

SPEAKER_02 4:16

And actually, to be honest, we um I think we hold back probably a lot of crazy shit we could say.

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Dude, I probably nightmare.

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I probably uh I'm a goddamn nightmare. I probably uh go a little light on the accents.

SPEAKER_03 4:32

If anything, I want to do more accents. I do, right. Ones that are socially acceptable. Funny, just funny. So for some reason we can do Russian. I'm just gonna think when I saw I remember seeing Boarhat and it just like wiped out my entire palate for a while. Because it was so perfect and it was so succinct, but it was just like we'd never heard that accent before, really, because it's from it was like he was a Kazakhstan accent.

SPEAKER_02 4:56

It was it was it was Europe, it was obviously Eastern European, but it was it wasn't that stereotypical like Russian mobster or Russian villain that you've heard in like everyone's gonna be.

SPEAKER_04 5:08

Dude, that guy's fucking Vlad.

SPEAKER_03 5:10

Yeah, Vlad, we know you're not listening to this, but um Hope not. What was that guy who did Jocko or something? Shout out Jocko was awesome, great fashion guy. It's fashion god, dude. The Eastern European fashion lifeguards is its own subset of people. We could we could he should be a character in some or inspire a future character of just like I kid you not, if you're listening to this fashion, you cannot imagine he didn't wear sandals, weren't they like sick? He wore like the sickest moccasin style, like Eastern European mocks.

SPEAKER_02 5:42

He didn't fuck around either Crocs, but he was like, you would ask him about his uh you'd ask him about you know, oh Jacko, what are you wearing? He'd be like, oh this is nothing. It's from uh it's from Shop Pumo. It's from Batalashmada.

SPEAKER_03 5:54

And he's wearing he's wearing like three uh silver chains. I want a chain so fucking bad. Is my my uh Luther Danger has one? I'm going to get one. Easily my dad has like a crossing that's fucking dope. I had a bra I had a metal bracelet that was just subtle enough, but I uh I'm actually it's in my fishing vest. Ooh, do you fish with your bracelet on the floor? It like came off one time and then it's like You're gonna get a bear, like a truck, like a you know the bear that gave the big guys, not the bear, like you're gonna be they're gonna be like, God damn. And he's got that bracelet. Oh, was that what is that? Oh no, I don't know what it is. I think it's just like, yeah, it's just oh my god. It's like it just says, like, it just says like this guy fucks. This guy has a medium size, he's got a medium dick and a willingness to be seen with it.

SPEAKER_02 6:38

He's got a willingness to use his willing.

SPEAKER_03 6:40

I'm like, screw it. And like, just the confidence of just be like, I could flip him, you know? Not his boat, his sexuality. I'm sure that's that's gotta be Can you imagine me as a gay guy? Like how aggressively flirtatious I would be. I would want to if you're gonna be. You saw me pick up two guys at uh at the uh this.

SPEAKER_02 7:01

We may have, we may have uh we may have uh communicated with uh I played hard to get some you did picking up people.

SPEAKER_03 7:08

I didn't see you wanna see you wanna bring that phone out before it even started as like the most me thing ever. I feel 27 again. Where are you gonna be at?

SPEAKER_02 7:19

Uh maybe. Where where you where are you going? He's like, oh, we're going over, you know, South uh South 57th.

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And it was just like, hey, like, that's the part I was like, I don't know that one. Yeah, I was like, what the fuck? He's like they pivoted to like a point. I've been there, okay. Okay. I'm gonna text him later though, because I got really really uh lit up in the game, and I'm like, but we made we have we're one short of a uh five. Oh, easy. Like a five, uh team. He that one guy could shoot. I bet the other guy could guard. It took him a couple shots and then he made like three in a row. Yeah. Other guy could probably seem like he had good athleticism. I agree. So, okay, so big question though. Should our fifth player have a neck tattoo? Because we'd either be majority neck tattoo or majority neck tat tat. Because they both came in. They both had neck tats. And one was more visible than the question is should we get neck tats? Yeah, yeah. That was if you have an idea for a neck tat for us, degenerate nation at gmail.com. One more time, call us at Instagram as well. DegenerateNation at gmail.com.com. Yeah, just uh email us. Yeah, um, I want to know what I should put on. What would you put on your neck? Like um, I'll give you two answers. I'll give a realistic and then I'll give like just most absurd. You didn't just think about it now. Or would you think about it?

SPEAKER_02 8:30

Maybe like a like a small a small subtle like flower. Of like some but like black and white, like a black flower. Wait, what? A flower on your head? Yeah, some sort of like floral.

SPEAKER_03 8:38

Just throw them off the scent.

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Just a little bit. They'll be like, oh, what is that? Is that Hawaiian? Is that Polynesian? Where is he from? Where's he from? Does I wonder if he does poppers? Oh god, yes, dude.

SPEAKER_03 8:50

Maybe I'm gonna nectat of a popper. How about an asshole opening up? You know what? You ever seen the Vonnegut drawing of the asshole? You know what I'm talking about? It's just like the star. Well look at the little. I think so. It's just he drew this butthole and it's just so great. It's just butt of like Is it big? I just feel like, yeah, it's just oh it's no, it's great. It's just perfect sized.

SPEAKER_02 9:09

I don't know if it's if I ever got um like what's the thing that you get with you uh what I'll probably get if I keep vaping as much as I do.

SPEAKER_03 9:16

Oh the and oh the emphysema like hole. Well, you're gonna tracheatomy. Dude, I would get a button tracheotomy. You know what would suck though? If you like wrote a character, the character's like used for commisore, but he's got like he's like he's got a trach hole. And then they're like, we've we've like gotten to the point where just like you can't even play a character with a drake with a trach unless you also have a trach. And the the character's name is Drake, and they have to change what if Drake was a meaningful name to me? Oh Drake, got it. So I looked up the meaning of it or something. Oh man. And it and and it's like, no, I was gonna be Drake.

SPEAKER_01 9:54

It was and Drake has a Drake, and now I can't go with it because it sounds ridiculous, and like the actual fucking guy has a Drake.

SPEAKER_03 10:02

And they're like, also we're casting Drake. And we wanted to, and I'm like, I wanted him to as well. Because he needs to go, he's gonna play against time. And it's just like, well, there's another solution. It's about representation. He's in debt, he's in horrible debt to gamble, because he's got a massive gambling problem. Yeah. Or not really. I mean, he's a medium, medium. He does like merriweather level bets, but he just like loses all the time. So he's not his ego. He's not a great gambler. He's not a great gambler, and he would do this thing, was like you just go against like whatever he like if you if you went for the anti-Drake bet, like inverted Drake bet, you'd make a lot of money. You go on an anti-Drake heater, you know? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:40

It's just like this This whole time I've I've been thinking of the uh possible future of not Drake and Josh, but Drake and Drake.

SPEAKER_03 10:48

Drake and Drake. And it's a it's a it's a biographical TV series about uh Is it about a guy with a trake that he befriends? Yeah, he's like, oh my gosh, you also have a Drake. Oh, can we be friends? Trake, you can imagine if you had a Drake and you were just trying to connect with somebody and he also they also had a Trake and he just didn't like, no, thank you. You're a little intense. I'd rather not be your friend. There can only be one of us. It's like Trake Highlander. Have you seen Trake Albany Highlander, bro? This is great. I I'm I haven't even uh there's a great Keen Peel sketch that's a very good thing.

SPEAKER_02 11:25

Oh, yeah, you can have the reference audience, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:28

I can take it. I can take it, yeah. The trait Exactly. It's like has has there ever been a serious like Trake part? I don't think so. That's it. You don't I can take it. I got it. I have this philosophy, and it's most of the time I don't it's like the like I do not fuck with tokenism and like storytelling. No. First off, it's also hard for like it's also hard to be like, you know, we have this, you know, one of our pilots is just like the character mostly characters are black, and it's just like I we and I was like, you should probably bring someone on the team that is like oh and it was like I remember you telling. I was like, well, that kind of I was like inorganically what we do, we have a we do have a comedian friend. I was like, I'm I get it, I get it and we did, but it's also like well and then he was also deciding vote on like a key story element in a in a in a treatment, but it was just like okay, but what if we didn't? Right, and then you're just like trying to like find find your perfect black guy, yeah. Like that's more lady or whatever. That's I mean that seems unnatural, unorganic.

SPEAKER_02 12:30

Yeah, obviously you can pick up a black guy. Yeah, I pick up black guys, great. Black guys are just come crawling.

SPEAKER_03 12:35

Do they they just go after me? Oh, sorry, my balls hurt. My balls will hurt it. You know, just like the the tracheotomy tokenism of just I wanna like no, I'm all about putting a main character with the thing. Yeah, let him go. No, it's about because we have this other story about a guy, you know, it's just like the guy, you know, wheelchair, and he's just a fucking asshole. And but he's the main character, but it's like you find more things about why he is the way he is. Like he was already heading towards being a prick because of his upbringing, his parents, and was like, yeah, I mean it's just this whole thing, and it's like, no, he's a main fucking character. Yeah, and it's just like why do we need like the it's like the sassy like friend or whatever? It's like, no, we don't need to be a man. Give me the like, and it's like, you know, the and one of my favorite archetypes, I don't even know if this is an archetype, but it's just the I've said it before, like the droll gay Tombomb. Yes, just just like where it's almost like it's almost boring that they're gay, kind of thing. It's just yeah, he's gay. We get it. He eats asshole or like gets his dick sucked by other guys, and that's cool. That's awesome. I think it's wonderful. Well, who gives a fuck? Wonderful. Um, but it's just like why do they have to be characters that are just like shoehorned in instead of like just fucking give him a story? Like, I think it's I think we should we're definitely at a point where people probably just want to see a good story. Are we at a point where someone is just like I don't really want to watch this? Like, straight so a lot of straight guys aren't gonna be like go out of their way to watch it. But there's also enough people that would still watch a thing, especially if it became like the biggest star in the goddamn world. Like that Connor Stories guy, he hosted SNL. Oh, yeah. He plays a Russian on uh heated rivalry show or whatever, right? Ooh, authentically using heated rivalry as a tag in a tag, but it was like he was fucking dope on SNL. Like, it was he's very talented. I heard he was good on heated rivalry. Really good um like physical acting. Yeah, it makes sense. A lot of physical thrusting. Because you're playing, you're playing hockey. You're sure you're playing in the playing in the bed. Playing in the bed. Yeah, playing in the bed, playing in the rock. Was he a goalie? Um, I don't know, but he was certainly saving some pucks. I have a confession, it's about hockey related. So I had this racquetball teacher in college. Nice. And he uh he was like the women's club hockey coach also. Okay, okay. I don't know. And it's like you took racquetball? Yeah. Oh big ten credits. I got big ten credits for racquetball. And he was like, I'll do like I'll give you extra credit if you guys come. We need some more support of the game. And I was like, oh really? I did my buddy, and we we uh at one point I was like, it was playing Michigan too, so I was like, fuck them. Yeah, and we're behind the the goal, and there was like nobody there because it was just barely a club sport then. I don't I think I mean it's D1 a lot of places now when there's like pro women's hockey. A lot of college. A lot of colleges don't have them though. 19 years old, like kind of a piece of shit, like like not like knowing it's it was felt okay for me to say a lot of things because it's Michigan, and I'm like, and I'm getting extra credit. Free reign. You know, it's just like you don't let anything between those legs when she gave a goal. Yeah, it was women's.

SPEAKER_02 15:49

Oh, I missed that. Oh yeah. Oh, great.

SPEAKER_03 15:51

I was like, you don't let anything. Oh man. And how about this? Sisters prettier. Oh nah. You can just fucking hear it, too. We got a couple of things.

SPEAKER_02 15:59

Did you get any looks? That's yeah, that's what I mean.

SPEAKER_03 16:01

And the thing is, it's just like, was it okay to do? Probably not. No, I would say probably mostly objectively not, but at the same time. Did you still do it though? I understand the rivalry. It was like understanding the rivalry. It was it funny? I don't I mean, it was more mean than that. But by the way, when I say was it okay to do, probably not.

SPEAKER_02 16:19

Would I have probably and did I do things like that, if not worse?

SPEAKER_01 16:25

To be fair, you know, people were still not that far after 9-11.

SPEAKER_03 16:29

Yeah, we didn't, you know, it was processing 9-11 by like taunting a club hockey players.

SPEAKER_00 16:35

I didn't say any slurs. Okay, I didn't I didn't talk about it you know, hey, wait, maybe you'll beat them in the showers or something like that.

SPEAKER_03 16:43

She had a sister that was way prettier. Probably she didn't go to Michigan. Her sister didn't go to Michigan.

SPEAKER_00 16:48

Oh, those pads smell.

SPEAKER_03 16:50

Yeah, how those pads smell.

SPEAKER_00 16:52

I bet that cooch smells better before the game. Oh no.

SPEAKER_03 16:55

See, it wasn't it wasn't bodily. It was more what they would do with their body. Yeah. Oh, speaking of bodily things though, and great little segue. And periods. Um there was we did used to have uh you know a bit in our in our our feature of just like a feature script of you know, like the the coach, main character, he wasted at a bar screaming at the TV because he bet he bet the over on a women's basketball game, and it's because he found out one team he had a menstrual tip off Twitter or whatever, and it was just like and then guess what? I saw the other day, and this was like a few years after. I mean, we came over this a while ago, and it was just like some guy was actually tracking like loodles, it's called Ludal, something I don't know, Little Noodle, what would it call it? Little cycles or something. She's like, he wouldn't even like no, it was something else. It was like a specific stage. I was like, oh see, I'm glad we didn't use like because like as if it's like that was already after a thing, it was like I'd rather not be I'm sure we thought of it before some guy making content off his menstrual bets. I was like, that's exactly why it worked and was exactly why it was funny. And he was just like, I'm on a heater. Oh and just like every 14 days, I'm gonna make a new better something. It was just like something like that. And I was like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 18:12

Hey, if it's like I thought of it first. It's basically like baseball being like, hey, you know, we're not we're not cheating, but we're just we're just looking at what's there.

SPEAKER_03 18:21

Stealing stealing signs. We're just you know he they're just going through their trash like a raccoon. They start hire they hire blood hounds and start sniffing around the pad sniffing dog and the W and B.

SPEAKER_02 18:34

And they're like, hey, their pad their pad count went up by like 20% this week.

SPEAKER_03 18:39

It's just like fucking hysterical. They we got they got like they hacked their corporate account for always co-tex or whatever, play text or co-tex I think. Kotex, they're gonna be. How many players do I know? Platex, crazy. I know play text. Cotex? Why are the texts?

SPEAKER_02 18:53

I don't know. Maybe because uh something, I don't know, I had a bad thing lined up there. Menstruata stigmata.

SPEAKER_03 19:00

Ooh. It's like a religious menstrual stigmata. No, it's just like so men are never going to fuck up. That's when you that's when you're never gonna It's when you bleed out of your nose and your ears and your asshole and your vagina. It's just a little mark. It's just like a fucking fucking mark. It just keeps coming back. I bet if I had one period, I'd probably kill myself. Yeah, you would be you'd be dead in a furniture store for sure.

SPEAKER_02 19:26

I think most men, probably. I don't know. I think we'd be like, yeah, no, we're I don't know. Can we just take these out of us and we're just not gonna be able to do that?

SPEAKER_03 19:33

I'm known for my quiet dignity, so it's like not for being quiet. Oh yeah. It's just I'm a very like I mean for as far as most men go, I'm not I haven't been knock on wooden a lot of folks pain things, but just like like or nagging like every couple weeks or more than that. Pain seems like a lot to deal with. Yeah, a lot of I've I've had quite a few injuries. Men would react to their periods like we're watching game seven, or just like or some we would share a regular season game and I'm gonna be. Right? There's a problem, it's just like, hey, just so you know, I'm fucking bleeding here, or I'll be like ass. There's not many women that come out and say that. Right, and it's just like, well, why is that? Because it's like there's probably societal pressure to not. Yeah. I want I want to relieve that of that pressure. Like, we if we can't take these the pain away, like, can we at least take the stigma away? Right. Let us men should be able to stick tampons up their assholes too. What if it's just like there was a thing? There's like tampon solidarity.

SPEAKER_00 20:44

Nice.

SPEAKER_03 20:45

It's just like a like that's a new level of like being a male feminist. Me too. Yeah. It's just pads. You're just using pads, and it's just like on your what do you do? You put them on your butt?

SPEAKER_02 20:56

You like you line your you line your panties with them. So we would line our goochill area. Honestly, I could probably use a I could probably use a male pad for my Gucci, you know, getting sweaty on the other.

SPEAKER_03 21:06

I thought there were things that simulate like the preg like the like the weight and like pain of pregnancy or something. I think I read that somewhere. I saw a video, but just the uh menstrual simulator would be like fucking like can you imagine how like it would either be like, oh my god, we proved we're way worse. Or like or be like, that would be that I'm just can you imagine if it just backfired? It's just like guys are like, yeah, what what's the big deal? I don't think that would happen. I don't think it would happen either. And it's like the manager. Non plus they are about their period simulators. Like, bro, I turned up to eleven. Dude, I can't. I fucking crushed that shit, dude. Luteal, I think it's Ludial.

SPEAKER_02 21:56

Dude, I took Lodial face, I took all those fucking eggs. Dude, dude, did you know women are born women are born with all the eggs they'll ever have?

SPEAKER_03 22:07

Oh yeah. Which is crazy. All of them? All of them. Every single egg. They're born with like 500 eggs?

SPEAKER_02 22:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:16

Where'd they keep them? I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 22:18

Fucking crazy. They got like a magic stomach in there. They're just pulling them out of wormholes.

SPEAKER_03 22:23

And I know that they don't. There was a point where there's not.

SPEAKER_02 22:28

I kid you not. Yeah, no, you're right. This came from my very customer. Yeah, it came from one of them. My very military.

SPEAKER_03 22:34

And I'm not gonna I'm not gonna fucking I know which one. Yeah. The one that should freeze them. Yeah. Speaking of put it on ice. OK C on ice. Put it on ice. You know, it's just like heated rivalry. That's like you guys, right? Um, but no, put it on ice. Yeah, no, like that's yeah, maybe put her sperm on ice, like. Oh shit. I mean, it's so weird. Do they survive? I see, like, men might be a little fragile. They'd be like, yeah, it's too cool. I'm sure. I'm gonna be reasonably accurate. I think that's your sperm inherently are like they just trying to go in there, man. You know, it's just like they don't like have time to like you have like anxious sperm or something. Like, get us in! That'd be so funny. Let us in! Just like what if you were saved from having like a an unplanned child only because you had anxious sperm.

SPEAKER_02 23:28

They're like, Yeah, we don't know if we really want to go in.

SPEAKER_03 23:31

They just like all like just do it. They're like, should we knock?

SPEAKER_02 23:33

And then one's finally like, oh uh, just trips in.

SPEAKER_03 23:37

Like, you're not barren. Yeah, first off, normalize men being called barren and not unfertile. Because women will be called barren and it's fucked up. I mean, we've said it. I mean, I don't really know.

SPEAKER_02 23:47

I personally would rather not be called, would not like that.

SPEAKER_03 23:51

You don't think we should just like whatever we can do to like have us because we'll uh let's be let's be men will be called like trying to understand us. No, we can try to understand them better, yeah. But they're not gonna understand that's just like what it's like to have to your default is to probably have to have accountability, for example. Right. And it's like, okay, we did it. We can't women, you know, we fucked up for a while. We use our physical strength. Yes, and then yeah, and then at that point, yes, we have started a lot more businesses, and we will maybe continue to do so, but probably not. I mean, they're all they're doing all the the like policy and like they're becoming lawyers and doctors more, right? There's a lot of yeah, a lot of policymakers.

SPEAKER_02 24:30

There are a lot of women that are leaders, but who uh who runs the world? A lot of bad men, a lot of fucking stupid men, but they're still men. I mean, but and that's not me trying to be like, oh, got you, fucking don't go on women, but it's like you know, I think for a lot of countries, realistically, like that change might not ever like come about. Like it it'll take a long time. Yeah, and I don't think that's my country. Yeah, and I don't think that's necessarily how it should be. I think uh you want the right leaders in place.

SPEAKER_03 25:03

Yeah, just a terrible joke, an unelectorable joke, and the other person lady before that, you know, it just had a lot of like negatives attached. Yeah, unfortunate personality. Yeah, it really is to be clear. It wasn't like a competence issue. It's just unfortunate that was the best option put forward, right? Right, and it was just like this or this, it's like give me the it's like the W know versus the W mostly know. Because it's not like we didn't know anything about like Trump.

SPEAKER_02 25:27

It was just like we just happen to know it's like in we knew a lot of business-wise about Trump, but like a lot of it was mythology. A lot of a lot of what's come out since uh especially the Epstein shit, which but um uh like I don't know the Hillary and uh just how do you stay with how do you stay with Oh without getting conspiracy theory?

SPEAKER_03 25:50

I don't I'll say that's I don't know. Like um how do you stay with that? Right. Cause you're like, because it's not we're not talking about a situation where it's like there was uh violence or like control, like of like it was like this was like a career move. Yeah, very and you were humiliated. Or the whole thing was America was to be honest, humiliated. Because we've never really dealt with that. Yeah, it's funny because I remember the time thinking like wasn't Kennedy's like but it was like Merylman Rowe.

SPEAKER_02 26:22

Definitely definitely did, but like they like dude.

SPEAKER_03 26:27

We had it like that was the brilliant. There's film of that, apparently. There's a sex tame like a spit roasting sex tape. Maybe not the spit roasting thing. They got fucking Bay of Pig's architect Adrell and Marilyn Monroe, and we we got Ray J and Pinkar Ashian. This is what a sex tape downgrade. Talk about a downgrade.

SPEAKER_02 26:48

It's like a little it was like a little peephole camera, like from something.

SPEAKER_03 26:52

Ray J launched a billion dollar empire? Ridiculous. Redam diculous. Apparently. Um if he had any say in the matter, which he probably did not have a lot of say, I don't think he had that much from it.

SPEAKER_02 27:05

I don't think he did either, but he bullshit, man. He earned it. He looked like he'd fucked the shit out of her, though.

SPEAKER_03 27:09

You know, boom, boom. Oh, he was he was just hammer hammer shod?

SPEAKER_02 27:13

He he, you know, decent-sized dick.

SPEAKER_03 27:15

No one's ever said that Ray J can't fuck. Ray J has some decent skills. I've taken notes. Do you imagine? Like, you you just like it's my favorite video. Someone's just like it's gonna connoisseur. I only watched like for Ray J. If it was a Pokemon card in your sleeve, it'd be a good one. It's a PSA 10. It's like a 12. It's like, ah dude, hilarious. Focusing on the Ray J side of uh of the Kardashian. To be completely honest, that's a most of the sex tape from my memory.

SPEAKER_02 27:44

It's all ray. It's all Ray J. It's like Ray J from the back. It's I kid you not, most of the sex tape is Ray J. Really? Yeah. You sub it shit.

SPEAKER_03 27:57

You should check out from the live. That shit is up on like every porn site. Um there's like a like we had to take it to the show. There's a ton of celeb porn tapes out there. Would you be like in my gooning years? In my gooning villain, my sad is.

SPEAKER_02 28:11

But yeah, I remember like finding that video and being like, What the fuck? It's all right. Yeah, you got Ray J source blisters.

SPEAKER_03 28:18

Dude, I never knew.

SPEAKER_02 28:19

I got Rick rolled by Ray J in his own video. Never gonna see her, but from our birds. Never gonna see this gunshot. Never gonna look at her. Only gonna see my ass. No our contact. It's Ray J. Every sex Ray J from the back.

SPEAKER_03 28:44

That should be its own genre. Can we uh can we start Ray J from the Back.com?

SPEAKER_02 28:48

Stop talking about your daddy. No, I don't wanna hear how your dad dresses up in dressing. I wanna help you. Shut up, bitch. So shut the fuck up. Stop talking about your stepdad.

SPEAKER_03 28:57

Former OJ Simpson lawyer. Lawyer number three, like Robert Kardashian. I didn't know your other dad liked dresses too. Dude, tell me, tell me, tell me. Did he do it? Did he do it? Did he do it? Was it guilty that they drove your father into the grave? Yo, have you heard about those icy tonas? What you got, baby? What I'm getting a little Ray J's getting a little tired. Ray J's getting tired. He's like using the third person. Ray J's getting tired.

SPEAKER_02 29:21

Hey, hey, hey, hey, Ray J'ai. Do you have Kato Kalen's number? Ray Jay thinks this might be a real bad camera angle for if he was at home.

SPEAKER_03 29:28

Kato Kalen in the cuck chair, just waiting. He's like, oh, this wasn't supposed to be a cuck thing. I thought I was gonna get a turn. Yeah, Ray J don't get turns. Yeah, Ray Jo, Ray J is. There's no Ray Jay don't pass the baton like that. That is a cuck thing. Oh my god. So now you like calls in a lefty and it's Kato Kalen. He's just kidding, bro. He ate it on a banana and like just got back to drilling her. But specifically from the back of Ray J's balls. Just ball and ball. Dude, it is a lot of balls. I have to watch it. Where is one of the if you have the sex tape call uh did I'm just getting my phone number up? If you have a Renation, give us a call. Please attach. Don't even say, don't inter yourself. Just use an alias so it can't get back to you. Ray J fan 101. Right. Ray J fan. Ray J Ray James. Ray J Bar fan. Ray J from the bat.

SPEAKER_02 30:21

69. Uh it's a. For a sex tape, it is an absurd amount of male dick. Dude, that's so much better. It's so much porn, though. Like great. Why do they think that's set up? There's no. Unless you're it's for the one guy that's like, I'm waiting for the moment in porn where the disbelief is suspended enough to where it's no woman and it's just a man hunting.

SPEAKER_03 30:44

I want to, you know what? I become this man. I want to normalize VR mattress humping part. Where you just like go in and it's just like we're cutting, yeah, we're cutting off the we're cutting off the uh this toxic uh you know idea of this is what sex is. And just like no. You are not objectifying women and you're still getting off. Yeah because you were humping that. You're humping the couch.

SPEAKER_02 31:11

No, it's not teaching and you'll do anything. It's just another couch. It's just you're just suspending the display from the city. You're not even a couch with a lipstick on. It's like the couch from the Pee Wee Herman show. Well squat? Or it's the blues clues couch. Talking like something, Peppel!

SPEAKER_04 31:25

I'm behind you! Yeah, fuck that couch! Where is the clue? Oh, I'm gonna clue! I love you, Pepe! Oh, uh, oh no, Fred, Fred, don't let's come in. We are almost done in here. Uh here comes the shirt.

SPEAKER_01 31:44

Oh, ooh.

SPEAKER_04 31:45

Oh we