Zionist Court Rush

NBA Finals Israeli Psy-Ops?!

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:00

Hey, welcome to the Generation Podcast. Hi. Hey, so uh you gotta watch me watch basketball again. That's surely fun. That was uh that was a great game. There was quite a bit of screaming. It was all me screaming, let's be clear. Mitch Johnson, you're a terrorist! Mitch, the amount of times you said Mitch Johnson was was it was at least over ten. Mitch Johnson, Mitch Johnson is probably over ten. So you were saying this guy was checking you out, and he probably thought I was the verbally abusive lady. He was like, oh my god, is that guy okay? That guy's situation abusive. Do I need to go and like help this man? It's like, man, he really won't get over his own. I did get two very nice dry smiles from him. You get a rye smile, like the droll guy smile is my favorite, dude. Oh, like that, maybe that's natural. That's a little bit more than that. They all of those dudes laughed, and I was laughing when you got up and did like you're like, you did like a circle move, which was awesome. It was a baller. Yeah, man. Um, and and they they I he like smiled, and then like it was like a it's where you're like, you uh you obviously have a crush on someone and you're like laughing at a joke together, but you're waiting for the moment to lock eyes with them, and you're like, like, isn't this so funny? Were you locking almost or was he locking us? No, he did, and I noticed it because I just I was laughing at all. I was like, I was like, uh, yeah, no, we're not doing this. He's like squeezing his eraser and trying to hide his boner. Like, oh no. Fuck, what's two plus two? He lost money on the spurs. Two plus two is coming my mouth. Dude, yes. Just like take that vape out and let me come in your mouth. I just did a quick, I just did a quick shoulder check after that because our windows are cracked and was like, Yeah, because we're fucking in the windows. Hopefully no one hurts. It's like a sauna. Look. It's like a sauna in here. You want to do it? I feel like this should be an officially decommissioned vehicle. Like, it just only parks, it's only used for like a studio. You come in. Dude, that'd be so cool! Just black we get a future studio, it's like an old mobile on blocks, and it just takes me back. It gets people it's it's got like four boots on it, and it's like we don't care, it's not going anywhere. And you just like outfit it with like parking tickets so it makes it look like I'm just a worse person. It's our non-mobile mobile studio. Yeah, man. We studio on blocks, black out all the windows. We're in studio on blocks, street parking, but uh yeah, we go on blocks, that's great, like on Cinderbox. We split six wings and drank like ginger ale and fucking. I thought I had three Diet Cokes, you had three ginger ale's we only got charged the do they do free refills? Yeah. Oh fuck yeah. I was like, this guy's a G. This guy hooked me up with a free refill. And then I felt back because I was like, I was like, I tipped just under 25%. That's good. And I was like, well, like I felt back because they suggestioned. And I was I thought he was like hooking us up and I like looked after and I was like, you thought he hacked the you thought he hacked the subject. No, I thought he was just being nice to be. The suggested percentage. Did it cause like a panic attack? No, I just was like, oh, dude. Oh, 2540, what do I do? I was like, I was like, I did the math, I was like, eh, that's not a bad tip, and then I looked at the suggested. No, no, it's fine, dude. Like, I'm not gonna like drink. Oh, the you know, the maybe I should. Yeah. This is what it is. The other place is an absolute sweatbox. Oh, that other yeah. It looked like it's fine, but it's a sweatbox. Driving around looking for parking in this uh luxurious city we're in right now. Um ballstone baby. Yeah, I mean you either park in the mall or you park in this city. It did look sweaty. It looked like people like rushing in. I'll say we're on our third third time hanging out. We went there. Quick spit. Spit out, spit, spit in the car, spit on my spit in my mouth. Spit in my mouth. Just spit in my mouth. We went there and she was like sweating really, you know, it was funny because it and just a lot of people? Well, no, it was just really hot. It was like this weather. It was it was like July or something, and it's just we got like street ice cream afterwards to cool off. It's cool. Did that did that hit the spot? Hit the spot. This person asking us if we're leaving? Or they're just fucked. Hit that Yui? Is that the guy that made eyes at you? You should have fucked him. It might be. We saw a good bit today, uh comedy bit about like what would you like people saying they wouldn't suck a dick for a million dollars. Yeah. But you would suck a dick for significantly. I dude, what is can can we I I'm I don't necessarily dick to be insured I get my unemployment. Duh. I might and that's 300 bucks a week. My uh yeah, my baseline of like a lump sum.

SPEAKER_01 4:16

Can I get it all at once if I suck a dick?

SPEAKER_02 4:19

It is like if there's gay listeners out in Laos listening right now that are like they just came out of the cave out of the cave. If he says that number below this amount, he's definitely gay. I think I would be in that amount. Not because I'm gay, just because I am strapped for money. Strapped for cash. I'd say 10 grand. You say you can do it for 10 grand. What do you think my number is? I I feel 10 is high on me. Oh, I mean, no, no, no. No, I would say I've got a cheap wedding.

SPEAKER_01 4:48

I don't need a suck tech for a week.

SPEAKER_02 4:49

You didn't really respond to it, so I'm gonna say it's about the same. 22,5.

SPEAKER_01 4:54

I'll do it for twice.

SPEAKER_02 4:55

225? Yeah. Uh 20, like 20,500. Oh, I'll do a good one. I'll give a good one. You mean 2250? $22,500.

SPEAKER_01 5:02

A nice, it seems like it was a negotiated price.

SPEAKER_02 5:05

Not a negotiated price.

SPEAKER_00 5:07

That's my autism. Maybe autistic.

SPEAKER_02 5:10

It's arrived at a amount that they're gonna be like, yeah, I'm getting a deal. Yeah, he thought about that. Because well the thing is, someone would do the pros and cons. All this person, this person that's shopping for um like a cheaper mouth would just have to look around. And someone's gonna do it. Someone would definitely do it for less than 22.5, which is what you did. Uh 10. But it sounds like so official. 10's good. 10 would be the ability, it would give me the ability to like get a huge amount of debt out from under me. I could get a car payment going. Dude, who did us that? A lot of people. Dude, that's not what they do. That's what they say they're gonna do. To the bit's credit, women do it for so much less. And it's all the time. And it's like one but guys know what they're doing. Could I could I suck, could I suck seven dicks a year and make 70k and be like, yeah. Dude, no longer sessions have to be.

SPEAKER_01 6:07

Unless you get word of mouth, literally.

SPEAKER_02 6:09

Inherent mouth value is. I'm not gay out there. Inherent value goes down. But I will let this mouth go to work. You get a Costco bulk rate, the ones that you get. Dude, I would Costco or Sam Club bulk rate it. I throw in a hot dog. I would throw in churros and finger play in the butt. Just yeah. Oh, you gotta do the butt. And you gotta be like, hey, so you check the box. It was on the fine print, but you did check the box, so this finger's going to your butt. Um that's my little finish. And even if even if dude, I would uh I if I could legally like whore myself out and make money. You can. You just well, legally, I don't know if you can. Legally? I guess Vegas? Are there gay hooks? Okay, it's only famous. Stupid question that I think you can do. And then you or you can be an escort. You just are there gay hookers. Like, there's gay hookers in Vegas, right? Gay hookers everywhere. Yeah. I was just thinking, like, officially Vegas is like, we only do straight here. You're gonna find like the one place that's not saturated, but but it has hookers but doesn't have gay ones.

SPEAKER_01 7:07

So the the air is ripe with sex, but not this kind of sex.

SPEAKER_02 7:11

Not this, not this kind. Oh my god. I've seen 10k cowboy or whatever. 10k is realistically, like, would I be able to do that for 10k? Probably not. No, the anxiety. I love that you said the anxiety. You set your price at 10k. It'd probably be a lump. A lump sum. A lump sum. Yeah, maybe a lump already. Maybe 50. You're getting a lump, and I'd be like, 50k. I've I've never had 50k. Well, Alan, definitely. If there was one dick to go around, I'm getting that dick because you were just like, oh 50, and I'm like 225. And he's like, mmm. Well, I think we were both kind of like we were both throwing numbers out that we were. We were throwing numbers. No, I think maybe a little bit. No, I'm not. How much have you researched this?

unknown 7:52

A lot.

SPEAKER_02 7:53

Well, like I don't have to research. No. Alright, I don't. I don't have to research, I just know mentally the amount. It sucks. It's another useless thing. Well, yeah, it would suck. Look, I'm gifted, okay? Gifted. I'm gifted, and this is like getting a big thing. I was in the GT program and I learned how to suck a dick. But you weren't Catholic games. I went to gig, thank you. I was just gonna say, I went to Giggle. What do they do in there? Um, like how do they get it? They tell you that um Like you're anointed. If you come outside of marriage, you'll go to hell.

SPEAKER_00 8:21

He's got the stigmata, put him in the gifted room.

SPEAKER_02 8:24

He's got the stigmata.

SPEAKER_00 8:25

Wait a minute. Oh, that's the only one.

SPEAKER_02 8:31

Oh my god. And they're each worth they're each worth different point amounts. Think about it. Different point amounts. Could you like a like a ski ball machine? Yeah, exactly. Skeeball cum, baby. Skeeball Jesus Skeeter. I'm skeeting your skeet ball. It's Jesus Skeet Ball, baby. Hell yeah. You thought Jesus energy drinks were cool? We're doing Jesus cum shot. We're gonna that's a cum shot from the It's Ray J from the back, but he's shooting at Jesus.

SPEAKER_01 8:58

Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew! Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. I wish they did we make an AI version of that of that sex tape. Is it in the public domain yet? Was that 75 years ago?

SPEAKER_02 9:06

It's easily in public domain. If it's on more than the back public domain, the the criteria for porn being considered public domain is the same criteria for a source in a research paper. Whether or not you have to cite it. If it's on five porn sites, it's in the public domain. Well, you gotta look that up. Hey, if you know the actual laws on public domain pornography, you're like, it's not five, it's ten. The over-under of public domain. Like if it's on different sites. It's on Pornhub, you just XXXN, UG Red Tube. I know X hamster X. X hamster! That's an easy one. How about Ass Jeeves? Uh yeah. Is that a real funny story? When I was in like fourth grade, no, Ask Jeeves used to be used to be like uh it was a search, like uh Ask Jeeves was. There's an Ask Jeeves. Ask Jeeves. Like A-S-S? So, no, not Ask. I I I that's great. I didn't think of that. It's Ask Jeeves, that's awesome. It is hysterical. No, wait, these are an Ask Jeeves. There was an Ask Jeeves, but it's like however you spell Jeeves, whether it with it's whether it's with a G or J, whichever the legit one was, third or fourth grade me searched up Ash Jeeves, but with a G, and it pulled up, it pulled up random porn on my computer. This is before I'd ever tried to look up porn. And my mom called me back in. This was before dinner. I was looking up like some sort of homework.

SPEAKER_01 10:28

You left it on?

SPEAKER_02 10:28

Well, I didn't just panic. I didn't leave it so much. I didn't see it load. I didn't see it load. I I literally searched, I put in the search bar ash G's. Uh no, probably 2003. I put in the search bar, Ask G's. And my mom's like, no, Patrick, you need to come out now. And I was like, okay. And I'm out eating dinner. My mom goes, Patrick, I need you to come in here. And I was like, what? And I walk in, I'm like, literally did the most like, oh my god, I don't know what that is. What is that? Like, like, had no idea.

SPEAKER_01 10:57

She was actually born and said that you couldn't spell jeeves. Like, she's like, we have a situation here.

SPEAKER_02 11:03

No, I'm pretty sure my Catholic mom was pissed off and I pulled boobs up on the computer. But did discovering your dyslexia by accidentally searching porn is the worst way to find out. Dude, there's not dyslexia, it's just getting a letter. It's dyslexia. Dyslexia. I'll take it. It's getting letters.

SPEAKER_01 11:18

What if you just like keep telling yourself? Oh, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02 11:20

Did you know how to perfectly spell in third grade on computers? We didn't have them, really. So you would have been you would have been able to get it. It would have been way easy off. It gets like fucking. You'd have been in backspace instead of any company. 2003 they already could probably like correct the spelling for you, especially on a porn scene. Did you mean porn jeeves? And I really thought it was Jeeves. No, that that would that's hysterical. No, it's Ask Jeeves. Oh my god. I I thought Ash Jeeves was uh I think I was looking at math homework. Directly to like whitehouse.com. It wasn't even, was it really? Yeah, we pulled that up at school. Whitehouse.com. Interesting. Was it white porn or was it like ironically a bunch of black chicks? No, it's like White House, like they try to make you White House with black women, with black curtains in my face. And there's no actually no curtains. It's black curtains, baby. Those skin curtains. And there's just one guy that couldn't afford a better place, and he's just trying to nap with the blackout curtains, but guy keeps bringing out the colour. Dude, I'm getting hot as fuck in this car.

SPEAKER_01 12:27

I love this. Fuck it. We're hot by sweat and the failure room. You fucking found a porn site.

SPEAKER_02 12:35

In the black room. Well, and it wasn't. Here's the thing. It wasn't even good porn. It was like the It's the ads that are on the porn sites. It's the hot sexy singles. But it was these like 50-year-old women with like huge tortoises. Huge old tortoises. Those big old boobies. What's wrong with that, man? Uh, I just don't think my mom is ready for me to say. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. No, I like big old boobies. I like some big boobies. I like variety, and if I'm looking at a video. If any of our listeners in um Loos have uh, you know, have some funny uh accidental boob or porn stories on your uh dial-up modem. Yours sounds like your origin things are I I thought I had dark, like random origins of like initiation into life, and yours are just like beyond the pale. Yeah, dog, but don't you don't know, you don't know. Like the most innocent. You don't know my story! You don't know I've been molested. I mean, I was just You don't know I've been I've been jerked in a treehouse. You don't know I had a six-year-old woman grow up me at work, you don't know my loving my life just broke up with me. I'm fucking living, dog! Jerk me!

SPEAKER_01 13:38

Jerk me dot com. Oh, I mean, you know what? This is where I like lean on my my wealth of uh of depressive experience and be like, don't worry, Patrice. I had a dream last night.

SPEAKER_02 13:56

Like, I was thinking I was getting like I was fooling around with a girl in the dream. It's just random people show up in your dreamscape. All of a sudden I look down and it's SGA. It is always the most weird SGA's fucking SGA. No, but it was like, am I about to mouthfuck SGA? You're like, oh you're SGA's like, no, that's a foul. That's a foul. He's like, don't touch me. He's like, flops. He's trying to draw your hand into him, and you're like, you're like, you're like ref. You're like looking for a ref and he's like he's like, there's no ref you. He's like, it's just you and me. You know who gets the foul call. Turns out when I suck dick, I don't, I don't, I don't go half ass, man. I know I'm skinny, but this dick loan. It was me. No, he was blowing me. Wait, I'm sorry, you thought I was blowing him in the dream. For whatever reason, I looked out and SJ's dick is just in my mouth. It's SJ's mouth! With his like unsettling eyes of the Al Pacino character eyes. Oh no. That was like scarf massa. He's just talking, but his eyes are permanent in that position. You're like, you're like, you're like, oh my god, are you are you okay? He's talking so calmly too, he's like, Andrew, I want to suck your dick. And be like, are you okay, SGA? He's like, I just got my fifth file.

SPEAKER_01 15:17

I call him SGA in the dream.

SPEAKER_02 15:18

Yeah. He's like show SGA, he's soaked out. He's like, my name's my name's Sha. Don't call me. I'm not I know my name's Shah, but I'm not shy. Yeah, man. We both went to the same. Dude, it's just like, and you you the best part. I know, let's keep it amazing. Let me give it a little airwave to it. The best part about a dreamscape is that you're just frozen in it. Like you try to be like, this isn't, this isn't congruent to what I actually want. Think about a daily living. The moment is. Like when it's worse than your daily thoughts and stuff. When you when you clock. I don't want to be here, but you have no way to get out of there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:58

Yeah. I mean, in this case, you had to take your dig out. I had a weird Hold on. He's like one. Don't clamp. Don't clamp, Switch. Oh my god. Please. Oh my tonsillitis. I thought you.

SPEAKER_02 16:11

He like foul. Keep your mouth guard in, please. Don't take out the mouth guard.

unknown 16:23

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 16:25

That's the most me dream ever. That shit's hysterical.

SPEAKER_02 16:29

Why do I have why is this unwanted? It's only. Let's be clear, my dreamscape is just, it's real randomized, but it's all painful. And every once in a while the wheel comes back to unwanted sex with a man. I didn't ask for this. You're like, why is it landing on this? Please. Anything.

SPEAKER_00 16:48

It's just like the guy that I bet money against, or a guy that like could have promoted me at any point, never did. And then just like grope into the room.

SPEAKER_02 16:55

To be honest, he I think he would he'd probably try and find work for you. I don't want I know I can't work there anymore, man. I don't think. I mean they're fired from the whole organization, basically. Well, for now. I wasn't sure if that was a sue them and I lose. They can fucking suck a cock just as much as SGA does. SGA, I mean, it was just great because I just picture like SGA being. I just looked I was like, wait a minute, that's a man, and I was like, that's SGA.

SPEAKER_00 17:20

And then I was just like, I don't discover it until it's just like good enough, but where it was like, it was feeling like interesting, and then I'm like, wait a, wait a minute.

SPEAKER_02 17:31

Like I was like, why is he in my face? He's like, whoa, whoa, hey, dude.

SPEAKER_01 17:37

I just didn't get any sleep right lately, and to the point where it's just like I know, I was like, because I was like, oh, May's like, oh no, Andre the Giant is like, oh, I just hooked it.

SPEAKER_02 17:49

Oh, Andre the Giant. I mean back the like Dan Soder impression of Andre the Gis.

SPEAKER_01 17:54

Oh god, but yeah, that uh that's awesome. That was my dream.

SPEAKER_02 17:57

If you could have someone uh for if I could choose one, I would want it to be a big M3. I would want it to be Cornette. Cornette would go. No, he's afraid of strip clubs, man. So he's not gonna be in it. He's afraid. It's because he's closeted gay, dude. Why else would you be so out vocally against women showing their boobs? No. Let them dress, let them dress. You can't make accusations against Cornette, okay? Okay, why? He's lame. He doesn't he thinks that he's telling another city how to celebrate, first off. So what do you like you don't have to, he's not wearing the patch, right? I bet he's wearing a nicotine patch. Cornette's just hopped up on you. That's how he made that blog the other one. He's so interested.

SPEAKER_01 18:35

The game seven cheeks though.

SPEAKER_00 18:40

Instead of doing the cupping thing, he just does fucking nicotine patches everywhere.

SPEAKER_02 18:44

And it's really he didn't hear like some type of illegal like Romanian nicotine, so it's just like he would have got like he would have got uh he would have got um like suspended, and that's why he didn't want to go to the strip club because they would know they would want to take it. He can't resist it. Once they touch him, he's like, You're gonna take my shit off. They're gonna find out that I have illegal Romanian nicotine patches, yeah. And it's just like and he couldn't wear his fishnets shirt either. He puts them on his nipples for optimal absorption. Dude. I bet your the capillaries in your nipples are active still. Chase down block with just hopped up on nicotine via cop. Dude, I want to fucking I want a nicotine patch unnecessarily. I have considered nicotine patches to work, and I probably should because Can you use them at work? Uh I mean, may I we're gonna find out how to vape at work? You gotta put them right over your belly button. Does that work? It's gotta go in like your cap layers. Do you have an out of those cap layers? They have just like caps? It's like a nicotine cap and it's for Audi belly buttons only. I need more nip tea! I need more nicotine. Do you want to go tolerate this job for 30 more minutes before you're nice to get it? You just get like run out and you're just like dumping an ashtray on you, just trying to roll it, like rolling your nips, but I got goddamn nipples! Windows open to scream at these people. Like that's funny. This is awesome. We should do a public car podcast more often. Steamy. We should also be able to do that.

SPEAKER_01 20:22

I gotta take you to the park garage where I passed out twice.

SPEAKER_02 20:25

Maybe not this episode, but we should occasionally like ask a viewer of a random listener question off the street, be like, hey, come here. What's your stance on a pro-Israel uh nudist?

SPEAKER_01 20:36

We're going right to Israel now, okay. This is the this is the that's the debate and switch.

SPEAKER_02 20:40

That was our smooth.

SPEAKER_01 20:41

Speaking of transitions, it's great. It's like the their October 7th transition was real smooth too.

SPEAKER_02 20:47

Imagine.

SPEAKER_01 20:47

Oh, let's let's just wipe out people off the face of the earth. That's well, that's how we'll get them back when they didn't do it.

SPEAKER_02 20:52

Sorry. But no, like they're like the they're just like wiping out the Palestinians, all right, essentially. So like but it but personally, well, we have the right to defend our world. Yeah, obviously.

SPEAKER_00 21:03

You have the right, no, but you have the right to wait and be like, do we learn anything from 9-11?

SPEAKER_02 21:08

First off, we have we, the US, uh, no, Israel learned like a case and not no one does like a 9-11 case study of just like maybe that was uh maybe just like shouldn't like that and then figure things out. But I would think most countries uh that have any sort of animus to the United States, which would be all of them. Most of them. If they're case if they're case studying 9-11, they're studying the fucking angle the planes came in at the towers, dude. What? Come on! They're gonna be able to do that. They need private airlines for the seven billionaires can trillionaires can uh. What if like a wave and a band flies? We're in the middle of a city right now, and I just had this random thought of like, like, imagine like a Marvel movie and all these buildings come crashing down, like, just from drones. Just thousands of drones through the fucking sky. Like, when they can when countries can learn how to take the basically bullet like make drones. Into ballistic missiles and get fucking flight paths out of drones that's going to cross continent. That's terrible. China is going to do it. China. I'm sure that technology is already. Yeah, and China's going to steal it.

SPEAKER_01 22:09

So whoever develops it, China's going to steal it and they're going to use it. Yeah. But there is hope. Because did you see that robot video I sent?

SPEAKER_02 22:17

Which one? It's robot second.

SPEAKER_01 22:19

No, the robot. That's it's it's just sorry, I was just me as a robot dressed as a robot, just like in a dream that I brought to real life with a life-size person dressed as SGA. He's like, no, no, no, dead in the eyes. You I I get like seven of them because I'm like, right dead and eyes.

SPEAKER_02 22:38

No, no, no. I said dead and but focused. Dead but focused. Dead but focused. He still has energy. He's just he's thinking of something else other than the moment he's in. Oh, it just sucked it right out of me. Um dude, I feel like he'd be so quick. No, no, it'd be just handles, his handles, he'd be switching ball to shaft so fucking quick. He'd be like, oh my god, where did he be? That's a bowl. I've already came. What the fuck? That was in my ass. And he's like, that's why I'm MVP. He gets a thumb right from my asshole all the way down in my urethra. And then the whistle blows. I'm like, what's up? Whoa, whoa. And then I look down and I've already like soiled myself and he's already gone. Nick Kroll referee coming in. He's like, okay. Okay, yeah. Put it back in your mouth.

SPEAKER_01 23:20

Dude, what was I saying? Oh, Israel. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:23

So, okay, so this is so hot, I'm starting to lose my track. I know, I love it. I love it. I love it. We're not, I'm not no more opening windows. Wait, you can open that one a little more. You want to? No, I can't. It's okay. It's too late. I can't span us. This actually feels good. I'm gonna like we're gonna put it like the high thing at belly windows. We're gonna heat stroke ourselves. What if we accidentally between nip nipple and uh Audi Cat and we just like died in this? Nicotine poisoning yourself sucks. I've done it way too often. I told you my friends, I'm not gonna say what he said, but I uh my friend yesterday or the other day, but he did say something else that was really funny.

SPEAKER_01 24:00

I don't know, like in a dark way, but he was like, Who do you think is like which one do you think is gonna die first? I was like, Oh no! And I wanted to be like, well, hopefully you.

SPEAKER_02 24:10

Like, that's just something funny when you can't, right? Maybe when you're under the age of like 25 or so, like 20, and you're like, oh man, um 27 club. When you're over 40 and you're like, which one of us is gonna kick the king? You're like, dude, are you okay? I'd be like, obviously not.

SPEAKER_01 24:26

Did you back the bullet yourself?

SPEAKER_02 24:29

Me? No, yes, in this car. He is on my sweat from my nips to my ass to my cow. I'm just gonna go into Thunder game and like suck, you know, just like I bet I bet $100 on the over of how many times you're gonna suck this down. Cornette. Let me see those nipers. Just Cornette just like just getting upset that he cook catches me with SGA. It's like, hey! But it's in a simulation, and it just like you have to go like here's a here's a future. How do you respond? The next time I get my pat like whenever I get my passport renewal. Okay. For SGA's still in the league, and Cornette's like retired, but he's just like appears in this like AI chamber, and it's just like scanning like your mind, and it's just like you can't go to Europe because you had a dream about SGA sucking your dick in 2026. That'd be okay. But Lou Cornette is like owns the Walgreens franchise and he's like, mm-mm-mm. Uh-uh-uh. You're not going to Europe. Uh-uh-uh. You have to stay in this shit whole America. Why is he but why does he have a Jurassic Park reference? Oh, you're right. Oh my god. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_01 25:33

It's not, no, it's not, it's not. The AI system is Cornette, like a Cornette hologram, but also Luke Cornette happens to own that Walgreens franchise. That's great. He just becomes a Walgreens.

SPEAKER_02 25:44

You think Walgreens will be big in the future? God, it's gonna be the only thing. What was the um what was the what were the big what what brands were featured in the future? Instead of Walmart in Back to the Future. Like, what was the one?

SPEAKER_01 25:57

So it's like his ch instead of the rollback prices that Walmart has is like chase down, chase down deals.

SPEAKER_02 26:03

Lou Cornett, Lou Cornett! Chase down deals! He's coming to give you three for five, and you're like I don't need this shit! You're trying to get it on the register and he just dives to the bigger. His voice also does not match what I think it did. It's just it just doesn't match it. It's just like it was weirdly. It's weirdly smart. It was like light, not that deep. Not as deep as I think. It's because he uses nicotine badges. It's because he used to know nicked the fuck up. Nicked up. Um dude, I fired it twice already. So yeah, okay, so I okay, but which brands are in Back to the Future? Yeah, like what would be the because you're like Walgreens is our future. Oh, Pepsi. Pepsi free, member. Free, you're on Pepsi, you're gonna pay for it. That's great. Uh a lot of cool shit was in that, I guess. I don't know. The hoverboards that I guess is not a brand.

SPEAKER_01 26:57

Oh, a brand of hoverboard was not a brand.

SPEAKER_02 26:59

I was just like, my mind went to hoverboard. Like, that's never gonna happen.

SPEAKER_01 27:03

Dolorean, too, but they just used that.

SPEAKER_02 27:06

They like came back for a little bit and then kind of disappeared. Doloreans didn't come back, but they oh god. Oh, that's gonna be a bad one. Uh oh. I can tell. That's a little bit. They heard me. They heard the grass. Maybe these two guys steam in a car and parked vaping and I'm not. Or can't show. They just hear noises, they don't know what it is. I'll still do it. They're like, oh my god, let's keep walking. I mean, as long as he wiped gloss area. We look relatively grapey coming right off the metro, just clocking people. Just like, oh my god, it's blurry in there. Are they watching us? Yeah, a chapstick, not lip gloss. Like, FCA chapstick. She's like, all right, I'll I'll I'll still fuck you. FCA's chapstick, you wipe his chapstick off. I'm assuming people wear chapstick in Oklahoma. Do they not? Yeah, I mean, it's like is it like after the bombings? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:53

Oh my god.

unknown 27:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:54

They're like, we gotta stay ready. Dude, you know what's fucked up? I mean, first of all, but go back to Israel, but Chicago Bears, like, you know, possibly moving. Indiana. The guy, you know, Snyder bought the team when he moved it to Hanjob, Maryland or whatever, and sexual harassed everyone. But, but he did buy the team with his own money. He got a grandpa's hand-me-down toys and room. He did it the right way. The dude basically built the NFL and he's just like, let's go to Indiana. Damn. Dude. I mean, I realize that the Chicago mayors and stuff are a clusterfuck, especially the last two. They're doing their best. No, they're not doing their best. If that's their best, Jesus Christ. Well, I mean, Caleb Wilson looks good. Who the fuck is Caleb Wilson? You mean the uh NBA players? Caleb Williams.

SPEAKER_01 28:38

Future draft pick, Caleb Williams or Wilson? Williams. Caleb Williams.

SPEAKER_02 28:42

Yeah, but this time that Madden curses your franchise moves to Indiana. I'll take it though. I mean, Indiana doesn't have a I mean, they got the fever. The Colts, man. Oh yeah. Indianapolis. Indiana is the China Indiana's the China where they just have to take something someone else built. Two franchises that moved. It's also Vegas. Is that another fart? No, that's the same one. You've blown it back. No, I just I thought I heard I thought I heard. It's not a big thing. Oh, you're pointing where it comes from? I haven't swearing. What are you pointing on this dick? Oh no. Sorry. Your face just came out of the bag. It's gotta go in my mouth now. It's so weird. Your face just became STSP. Look, this is the episode that blows up. Patrick, we have we have to enact this. And I'm like, no, I die. Oh my god, two minutes. Do you have ten grand?

SPEAKER_03 29:26

I have ten grand.

SPEAKER_00 29:27

No, I don't. I cash out my uh I get a penalty out of my I just don't even roll over my thing.

SPEAKER_02 29:33

I just cash I find a way to cash it out immediately and get penalized just so I can like under just barely underbid you for a blowy. If some guy gives me like nine grand. Yeah, well. Oh wait, why did I think I was gonna pay him to do it? And I'm just like throwing it. It's a zero sum game, okay? I take the opportunity I take it's like I'm stealing ten grand. Like that doesn't even cover my agent fees. It's like we're both losing ten grand essentially. We're losing 1999 five for me to blow guy, to pay him to blow to blow him and for you to not get paid. It's a fallacious. And you and you end up just feeling worse because you know, you just didn't get to do it. I think effectively it's like doing the saying that you're gonna do it, being willing to do it, and then not get the opportunity, it's like you did it and you didn't get paid at the same time. Does that make sense? It does. So that's how my mind works, bro. Once you mention, once you cross the threshold of admitting that you would suck a dick for a certain amount of money. And you got it. There's no turning back. No, you might as well do it. You're in it. It's like showing. I mean, it might not be in you yet, but you're you're in the zone where you're gonna suck a dick, and there's no coming through.

SPEAKER_00 30:37

Yeah, not gonna forward out a photo, photo, photo.

SPEAKER_02 30:39

It's like hey, I'm gonna get a suck a dick. No, we need to do like an app. You essentially fucking like bid low on just humiliating things or like crossing lines. Yeah. Because I think it's humiliating to like to just do like go through life trying to do your best or not your best, and you could have done a lot better, and then you're just like, you know what? I'm gonna do this. And not for romance, not for curiosity, not for sexual desire, money, but for money. Yeah, and not even that much in the grand scheme. Think of the applications, think of the streaming, like the streaming world, there's so many fucking people who sit at home and like just watch do nothing and just watch streamers, they're batteries. And those types of people pay and like just for like, oh, just to have a comment flash on a screen be like, oh thanks, thanks, Mitch. Yeah, totally, dude. Oh, that's so funny. Thanks for the thanks for the soap, thanks for the five dollars. People to like see ridiculous shit like that, they would not hesitate. Can we fake it? I got a great idea. Uh I bet you that shit is fake too. All right, how about how about we fake a Mars landing? We digitally fake a Mars landing, and then the first people on Mars immediately fuck each other.

unknown 31:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:50

Two guys just fuck each other on Mars. No one's done it. No, I'm talking about like War of the Worlds, like everyone has to believe it. It's like I know the person I told you about would believe it. But then then it's just like they immediately have unsimulated sex. Just full. And then die, and it looks like they die because they took their things. They took your mask up just to get it. It's just like just like Anakin at the end of Return the Jedi. Spoiler! You take his helmet, he's like, He's like, Oh my son, let me see you, and he's like, My real eyes. He's like, Real eyes, do it quick. He takes off his mask.

SPEAKER_01 32:26

Arnold, thank your socks.

SPEAKER_02 32:28

He takes off his mask, and within like three seconds. He's cracked his windpipe and he's just got cum floating floating through space, and it doesn't even like land on his face, it just brushes off. He says he was the chosen one and continues into zero gravity. How long do you think cum would float in space? Forever is the answer. Until it hits its destination, which isn't it, DSG. Doesn't it make it like an elements change? Oh, cum in space becomes like what is it? It's that's gotta be what dark matter is. Oh my god, whatever. The key to wormholes. Just like a board alien god. Have you seen the starting into the have you seen the Star Trek reboot? The one that was like from 20, probably like 2009 or something. With Chris Pine storyline, Chris Pine in it. Great, great, great movie. It was JJ Abrams. Went fucking crazy with lens flares. Went in a little too hard in it. I'm making the connection between there was dark matter, it's like this red, like little liquid that they inject into a black hole, but it's just a vial of semen.

SPEAKER_01 33:33

Oh my god. I just had an SGA flash.

SPEAKER_02 33:35

They just take SGA's mouth and they're like, okay, open wide. And he's like, okay, here comes the N1, and you just dump it into his. When he just like, when he spits it back in my mouth, that's when it's like, Oh my god, this is N1.

SPEAKER_00 33:48

SGA's spitting my cum in my mouth.

SPEAKER_02 33:51

He like bodies you on the way up and gets you to audibly open your mouth, and he's like, that's my angle.

SPEAKER_01 33:57

That's why we get angle. Oh, I swear to stay open-minded, man.

SPEAKER_02 33:59

Yeah, what do you think the blowjob difference would be between SGA and Brunson? Brunson would be like sucking your dick at such a weird angle. You'd be like, how is he even doing that? He's only 6'1. He gets taller and taller. He's like 6'1. 6'2 listed, yeah. I think he's like 6'2. No, he's not 6'3, man. He's shorter than that. He's like 6'2 listed, I think. They gotta figure their shit out, man. Spurs? Yeah. Yeah. Alright, so okay, here's the thing. Here's the rub. So, as you know, men of men and women of culture, people of Laos as well. Um, they the Spurs were playing game one on what a Wednesday night? He's in the fourth quarter, I think, and the fucking this guy runs on the court. Some weird. Yeah, to take a picture. Take a picture. With Wemby. Uh with Wemby. The thing is, it was a PSY-op operation that they botch it. So he didn't get a chance to unfurl his banner, which is said, you know, Israel's not that bad. Really not that bad. Not that bad. Not that bad. Israel. Israel's. Israel equals not that bad. They're like the hashtag needs a little work. Think about, think about, you know, what are they really doing that's that bad? They're They were defending themselves. It's like, well, I mean, just like America was defending ourselves after 9-11, right? It's the same way. It's like we just it's like the Saudis funded it or whatever. It's you beating the biggest. Mitch Johnson seems like he planned it. It's you hitting your younger brother like five times. Wait, what? And then when he finally hits you back, like you're like you're playing with your younger brother. You're like, you're like joshing around with him, and he like he like hits you and you're like, oh, okay, you want to see how it feels? And you just like you just destroy him, and he goes and cries, you're like, what? What? He hit me first, he hit me first. And then you're not it's not my fault, it's not my fault. And then you starve him. Yeah, and you take away everything starve him. You you go into his room, you take away his bed, you throw away all his clothes, you throw away his food. Every time he walks out the door, you trip him. You're just you're just taking neutragrain bars off his desk and just sprinkling in the trash. Oh, and be like, oh, I'm sorry. You could have eaten that. I'm not even eating it, I'm just destroying it. The hallway becomes the straight up Hormuz, and you just sit there all day.

SPEAKER_01 36:17

Is there's a blockade in the hallway? That's not even Israel.

SPEAKER_02 36:22

Oh damn.

SPEAKER_01 36:25

Well, just like Israel and America did, you know, just like, oh, let's go here.

SPEAKER_02 36:28

Just like most Americans have their uh conception of Israel and what we're doing there wrong. I mean, I don't know. I think it's in the minority of the world. I think it's probably most people have probably come around on it, yeah. Coming around on Israel is like, I guess, you know, uh what they've they've killed enough hell students towards like you guys probably don't have to do that anymore. They're like they're just hit me over under or dude, like uh they're just they're people at the end of the day, like. And just like it was like Calor and he's like, more! More! I really like my eyes have been opened when I saw these like TikTok videos, and uh Miss Rachel said something and I was like, oh my god, I've never Did she run a fucking puppet show or something? I've never heard of Calor. I didn't know what Palestine is. Let's hear what John Rule has to say, you know, 9-11. I'm kind of poking fun at like You should. I mean it's it's horrible. Not at Miss Rachel, but like more at like the people of like you run a kid's just seeing like getting a lot of and it's not bad that a lot of news is a seven news media is generated through like TikToks and a lot of short form shit. But it's like it's bad and it's going to be good in the middle. It's go exactly because it's going from like oh I see it, and then I like it's not just you're not parroting it or repeating it, but it's like they just feel so confident. With the guy like taking the moral stance to quit 60 minutes. He's like, dude, no one gives a fuck about you know what that was of 60 minutes. I appreciate it. The first five minutes we forgot where the remote was and we lost money on the spot on the charters displayed. It was like the four o'clock games, and you lost money. He lost like 200 bucks, you're hiding it from your wallet. Also, he was always like he was the most like he's of the reporters on 60 minutes. He he Ed Wallace fuck so is his name Ed Wallace? I can't remember what his name is. But he always like so stuck up. He was like, and I on my name was loose. Ed Pully's Pully. Like, dude, you like can you take the stick out of the? I have friends that are actual journalists. Like, they're I would they're not. I'm not doubting the journalism, but like No, but I do, and it's just like I don't. There's a great program before this idiot bitch took over. Sixty Minutes? Yeah. They've I mean it's been good programs, dude. I'm sweet. I've never intentionally watched 60 Minutes my team. I've only watched it because of my parents. And that's because they're boomers, right? Yeah, but it's like it's never, it's never like anything that's like current. It's always news that's like from four or five months ago. I like the McLaughlin group. I've missed that guy. They need to dig him, dig his ass out. Yeah, get the old people that die. They'll be good. Exactly. We need more old. We need to resurrect dead boomers or beyond that. That's the way forward. And then the other ones that aren't her parents, just like you know, just get him. Just get out of the phone. Start playing out of positions. Get us in the get us in our white American zone. Start playing some Jimmy Buffett, get some marks going. Maybe cover pack assists. And why is it come Monday? That's a great fucking song. That is like masterwork. He takes a half step back from just like it's an incredible song. He's like, I I've been most 99% of my songs are all about generally the same thing. Could I maybe talk a little bit about like holy shit? A little bit of introspection and a little bit of. I like that. Why don't we get drunk and screw songs going? Uh fun fact. So uh my dad actually he started a like a startup company in like the late 80s, I think, or 90, 89 to 90, something like that. Okay. 91. We lived in we lived in Virginia still like already, and then he had a partner that was a sales, like the other sales guy. And they had like two programmers. Yeah. But his the f the problem is he got programmers that went to fucking Auburn. Oh, yeah. And they were just degenerates. Oh, you I think I've heard this story. You heard this story? This guy, they so he realized they were fucked, like it wasn't gonna work out when they we went to the guy's house, Curtis, and his wife, this wife of his 250 fucking fucking thong sandals or whatever. Big gal. Wasted. They're sloshing their drinks around, swaying to Margaritaville, and my dad's like, oh fuck. No, not this. Couldn't you like, yeah, that's a bad vet. Not this. No, it was it it was lore though, man, because it's just like it's like that moment that you know. Yeah, generally it's you hope it's before you go into business with someone, but it's just like Yeah, man. I could have told you, Dad, when they were like the sisters were making out with each other. They're like, this is what you're they're like, this is what your parents do. It's like, oh my god. Yeah, that was weird. It was weird. They're like getting ready to swing and a 12-year-old and a 10-year-old or something. I don't even know. That is weird. Maybe they're a little older, 13, 10. One was like my age, and the sisters just like they're like making out with each other. Yeah. I'd be getting the fuck out of there. Well, I mean, I'd be like, I'm gonna say a freeway with them right then. Sell this company now. These girls are making out with each other. These girls are making out with each other. You're not even too young to get hard. You're not even high. Sell, sell, sell. Sell it. Yeah, no, no, it was I this is too early for me to contemplate what's going on and for me to like before.

SPEAKER_01 41:15

I didn't understand the absolute windfall that this is.

SPEAKER_02 41:18

This weird window where I'm like, oh, this is cooler. I'm like, oh, they shouldn't be doing that rather than just like what the fuck is going on. Yeah, it was just like this is why I was supposed to be like the writer and whatever, because it's just the observational, like being put in those situations. Yeah, like I I've probably experienced about as much as someone that did have pretty bad anxiety for like 30 years, so like could actually experience. Right? Like, I don't doubt it. I think I'm on the high end. Anxiety sucks. Somebody with like occasionally just crippling anxiety could actually humanly experience in a life. Anxiety, like, I think I think depression is a lot more manageable than anxiety. Yeah, oh yes, oh yes, because it's you're like you can just cope with it and it causes uh prevents you from doing things that you might be able to easily rebound from, and then it pushes you inadvertently in directions where you're you're you're challenging yourself less for the city. You're putting up you put up all these obstacles and like these mental obstacles in front of you. You box yourself in a form of variety of shit, and it's it's it it takes work to like work work over that, like work through that shit. Yeah, I mean I say men's and stuff, but it's just like yeah, I uh it took a while to get there because you end up you end up in these these situations where you get like you get misdiagnosed or you don't try one thing and it like because you're thinking about where it could lead or you're not good enough. You get caught you get caught in the getting caught in the thought stage of stuff is where I tend to struggle with, and it's right, right, right. When you can move beyond that though, it's like it's it's good. Try not thinking at all, you can be an NBA coach. Yeah, fucking hey, man. It really uh uh to be honest, uh last series. I don't think I I might not I might not have been as watching as closely. And I wasn't doubting you when you're like, God, this guy's horrible. Yeah, but these last two games have been like the third world, but it's just yeah, they uh No, there's no plan. There's no plan no plan at all. The the the unfurling of the pro-Israeli shirt and the court crashing. The Zionist court crashing went better than that. It did. He got banned, he got banned from uh it's like a shadow ban from NBA Arenas. But he's gonna get he's gonna be gifted a resort in New Gaza. Yeah, he's gonna. I'm sure uh Netanyahu has already got him on speed dial. He's like, hello, my friends. Netanyahu's island. It's right next to Jeffrey's. It's like the island of Dr. Moreau. He was him and him and Jeff. They're just experiments. Him and Jeff were like were like legit buddies. Like he was he was an asset of fucking. I feel like that is the things that I feel like remotely conspiratorial about are like barely easy. Dude, that's like that's not even the uh they're like widely held theories. That's what. I'm on an elite conspiracy. I heard elite. I heard that parodied, like the Epstein connection with Israel. And I was like, okay, like that, like literally, my first thought was like, okay, that's ridiculous. Like, well, people are really taking this Epstein. But then you actually like have someone break it down in like news articles, and you look at it and you're like, holy fucking all down. He's been the financer for like the world. The world. Not betting on the sports.

SPEAKER_01 44:27

For certainly not betting on any uh he got Epstein got Mitch Johnson hired. He poisoned uh poisoned Bobovich and got Mitch Johnson hired to prevent Wemby from being the greatest of all time.

SPEAKER_02 44:39

Tim Duncan realized and he went to the prison cell and hung him himself. Tim Duncan hanging him?

SPEAKER_00 44:45

How high? Did they do like a thing of how high raised him up?

SPEAKER_02 44:48

Tim Duncan. Tim Duncan just like he's like, I got you. I got you pop this. Yeah, he's quietly the best power forward ever, and he's quietly. Quietly quietly a top quietly a top ten player. Yes, I think so. I mean, just because of his dunk. He's just so smooth with that. So smooth. Like his so the great oh why this I mean I'm obviously you've I'm sure I'm sure you've thought of this before. I'm sure you've thought of this before, and it's definitely been talked about by other people before, but like when like the post game, like get some Timmy in you. Granted, that's gonna take a little bit of weight, but like that's one area where they're they're uh uh coaching, obviously not feeding him, trying to get him post. It's all this guard. They need to have him setting screens. He sets like no screens like screens. He I get you pick and roll. He's uh and this is the NBA uh as a as a large, but uh his in particular, and maybe it's because he's so fucking big, but like he's mobile, he's a big man. He has the most mobile big screens are the most mobile big man. He doesn't scream. I know, but like you go around him and then you click it right back to it. Well it's it's it's this and you can shoot stay with me. It's like if you he's not I think he doesn't delay enough. He is like, and it's probably because like you're leading him to the hoop, you want the alley oops, and you want him going, but like you should cut. You should get you could roll him out and you cut and it's back to Israel though. Quick back to Israel. Back to Israel pivot a quick pick and roll to a pivot back to Israel.

SPEAKER_01 46:18

He's rolling to the rip. The Israel rolls to the rim, don't they?

SPEAKER_02 46:21

They sure as they'll roll the blockades out real hard. No, it's just like right in the Strait of War Moose, which is not. That's when we gave it to him. The goddamn British, man. They they said it up. That's this is a lot of the world's problems can be drawn back to the diving up land that you didn't conquer yourself is so still. That you've been the like what's the uh you've been the interim coach of way to fucking spurs it up over there, Britt Britain. Dude, like it's because Winston Churchill like got uh replaced, right? He didn't do that. No, it wasn't it wasn't Churchill, it was Churchill had the two part two solutions. If Churchill wasn't too busy getting drunk after the war, Churchill set, I think, standard for like a functional alcoholic. Dude, he's amazing. Like it his guy. Like start all right, starting five. Just like immediately at their feel despite being zooted up on something. Uh uh, he's um Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen was because he he he was putting out great shit. Yeah, he played. He was essentially playing himself a little bit. Playing himself that was the show where the writing was actually pretty. It was solid. I mean, it was it was the same thing every time, but it's just like, yeah, but repeatable, but it was funny. Also, child actor, that was pretty decent for his job. He was really good. He's like when he got older, he was like, Yeah, this show is fucking crazy. A little culty, I agree. Um Charlie Sheen, uh Winston Churchill's in there soon Churchill's in there. How about um goaded? Uh it doesn't have to be five different types of people. I mean, yeah, no, I'm trying to think about Orson Wells. Have you seen the Orson Wells commercial where he was trying to do this ad for like No, but it ruined his career, though. I would say not Orson Wells or Marlon Brent. Oh, uh uh Hunter S. Thompson, probably. No. I mean No, because no, I mean, like he invented a style, right? Okay, but how many other people were doing that like style that much? And this is like are you really a tank when you kill yourself? Yeah, man, he did it up. Did he shoot himself or did he okay? Yeah. Okay, well then I guess you can't you can't blame the drugs. It wasn't that it was a gun. No, I mean, yeah, but it's like I mean can't serve. Um I don't know. You just I don't I don't think you're on the bench. Let's see who's been uh riding it, who's been riding like someone is there a politician who Oh Keith Richards, right? Keith uh Gene Simmons up in or uh No, Gene Simmons is not fucking. Um, not Gene. No, I know I'm really bad with names right now. It's not his real name. Ozzie, before he died, he was doing great for a while there, but then uh dementia just took him in the last time. Yeah, I don't know because he was. I I gotta give it, I gotta give it to fucking uh who he said Keith Richards? Keith Richards Jagger. I guess Keith Richards probably hit it harder. He did more women than probably men. We'll say, you know what? Not Keith Richards, Bowie. What do you think? Bowie made all his own shit, so it's like Bowie just didn't remember a decade. Right? That's awesome. It'd be like Tom Brady winning three Super Bowls in a decade. Dude, there's tons of decades. That's the equivalent. I would equate it to like my time at JMU. I I remember like my. I just don't like I really can't, like, it was also 10 years ago. I can pull back, like, I can pull back feelings of like like stretches of just having an overarching feeling being like what my memory is of like that time. But the way I have to sit in it, and then I can think about it and be like, oh, I can remember that, and then it's like I'll start to remember all the embarrassing shit, and I'm like, well, and then I'm like, and that's why it's a feeling for all of it, and that's why it's stage. I mean, no, I think I think it's like what you're at like the stage where it's just like you don't you haven't determined what there the new next thing besides you know potting again and like playing. Yeah, I don't think potting is going away. Yeah, I don't know. No, but like how about me? I'm just saying the new next thing, like that you're doing that that's a new thing that you like work on or do or date or whatever. That's why you you're looking back and it's just like you can't see it as like it was like a necessary sidestep or whatever, a necessary evil. What? Like J Mutes? Yeah, exactly. You know, I mean I think everything on this path. You're a steam, you're a steam. You can't look back, you can't look back and be like, oh, well, that wasn't like that. Like everything's for I guess a r everything can be for a reason if you want it to be, but like everything means anything and and nothing means nothing. But there are some things where you're just like you can ascribe value to anything and and anything. Like you can make an argument, anyone can make an argument for something being like, oh, that was really important to go through. I think the key is just fine is eliminating the amount of time it takes for you realize that that was an inflection point. Yes, you know for sure. Because anything not everything can be, but it's like you'd be like, oh well this try that it's not necessarily like a breakup as an inflection point, but it's just like the the what comes next from that. I mean a lot of things. Like a little after that. I think you're like getting near one, or that was one, but like you've got to like stuff. No, it's not necessarily a great like inflection point can go either way. It's not like I understand. I'm just thank you for your like a like a trajectory like boost or whatever.

SPEAKER_01 51:31

It's just like it is what you do with it, right?

SPEAKER_02 51:33

Yeah, but it does I mean from personal experience, you know, it helps when you also have something of stability that you're also doing, and it's just like just working is the same place, is like helpful because it's like you don't have to like it because you have now you're in it more and you're like, I don't like it. What do I do next? And you wouldn't have felt that way. And it's just like if it wasn't gonna work out, then it needed to not work out then, so that you can eventually get back to this and that, and then boo! And then it's easy to say from my perspective on the other side when it's just like just like bang my way to despair and cyber my way to despair, and then that is doubtful. If that is the path that works for you, yeah, I mean it works for us like shot or something. Like, I think the path for Israel choosing to you know impart what they are in the Palestinians is is the path for them. The people formerly known as the Palestinians only. They feel it's in their power to just destroy all Palestinians. They think it's in it's in their right, and it's just like God-given, it's like, what are we talking about here? I don't know. You guys were the travelers. I mean, like, you know, and you didn't stop of your own accord. Someone gave you that. As Obama said, you didn't build that. Did Obama say that? Yeah, he's like, he's about companies. So just like George McCaskey, he was like, Obama said that about Israel? Oh. You now, you have to remember that the hold on, give me a second. Everyone chased them out of place. So you might remember. I'm not telling you that the Palestinians were there first. But the Israelis they moved there in 1947. And it was because of Britain and uh Germany. All I'm saying is uh if if they can't hit a jump shot, then uh they shouldn't get food. Yeah, man. Bario! Barry oh, you know, that's that wasn't my best. It wasn't your best. That's it wasn't good. We're sweating, we're sweating profusely. I might need a breather in a moment. We're almost done.

SPEAKER_01 53:43

We're going down the Israeli home stretch here, okay?

SPEAKER_02 53:46

Uh they're uh what home? They're on their revenge gliders and they're swooping down. Their home stretch where they just like start like butting up against their neighbors and stretching and being like, oh I'm sorry, didn't I? I miss this on stretch. Did I knock that over? Stretch the limits of your rights and your. You don't have that anymore. Dude, I fucking hate the world. You know how bad you have to mess up to get the world against you that quickly? Damn. For for for when when terrorists are hiding amongst like their fucking, like hanging out in their in their homes and like hospitals and just like go do it, I want you to do it. They're like Joker. They're terrorists are like Joker, and I want you to do it, I want you to do it. The degree to which they have gone. To not have an Israel is to be like, wait. Israel is Cluny Batman. Are we the are we the baddies? Are we the bad guys? Like that of all the what that's what's that bad stuff. I I mean I try not to get like deeply like you know. Most of I don't really know uh a ton about like the logistics of it all, but like I do know that if this was their 9-11, they did way worse of a response than we did. We didn't go we didn't um we America, sorry, I didn't do it. We didn't immediately know what let me do something like bombing. Let me go with something that at least is genocidally adjacent, right? At very least at this point. It's it's honestly uh when I when I just don't get it. When I think about it, I don't understand either. And it's just like there's Americans that are like there's Americans in like you said earlier, at this point, it's probably not a big number, but there still are like if you're an American, or if you're anyone really, but an American especially, and you're like one of the people that you happen to be Jewish, and you've gone over and you've settled in other people's like other people's homes. I mean you've and you've displaced people like different uh like no talking about your buddy, but like that's that's fucking insane. It's like isn't the land into the part of the world just beautiful and just like whatever? And they're just taking it away and like Well, I mean, yeah, religion destroys people when they don't realize how similar we are as as human beings. Is that the singular motion? Is that the singular motion destructive thing that's probably happened to humanity? I guess disease and uh tribalism. Tribalism because religion is just a part of the tribal, yeah. I mean, look okay, for example, look at me. I don't even I love I like the Knicks a lot. I just like but Spurs is I thought they had had the edge, so I'm like gonna ride the money a little more than that in it. You stay with where you're gonna be. But it's just like I want, I mean, if I was neutral, I'd be pulling the Knicks hard. Right. Because they're fun as shit, right? So, um, what was I saying? God damn it, bro. Sorry, I lost my I lost my train of thought. Staring at it. Booty ass. That was a nice butty ass. Nice butt, she's tall too. Eminent domain. Eminent domain.

SPEAKER_00 56:33

I won't find you.

SPEAKER_02 56:34

Just like eminent, and I won't talk to you, and then I will get rejected and go back and vape in the steamer. Yeah. How much do you think my vaping is contributing to my sweat? I am I vaped right now? Do I have vape nicknames? You have probably about five Cornet Nick patches on you. We gotta like start selling them with his face on it. Chase down a buzz or they chase down your you chase down addiction with like in a real You're tapering with like Cornet. He's like, How did you guys know? It's like dude, read part of your nerves. Brother, I know how to I know how to read people. Do we here's the thing? I've never seen someone run down a block like that who hasn't been nicked out of your mind. That had to be like nicotine or gummy. I saw a buddy at halftime of a rec game that I was watching him play, like, did like the gummy like energy thing. He fucking is bouncing off the walls like a 70. When I was drinking, I did halftime beers, and I had like I didn't I didn't realize halftime beers in what league? Uh FXA, a team I was playing on with uh my older sister Hallie. Uh maybe should take the um uh Bally Bally. Bally should Bally Kamali. But uh Yeah, older older sister, my brother-in-law, and it was like halftime of a game, and I just pulled out a glass bottle blue moon out of my bag and started drinking it. And I had teammates that are like, are you drinking a blue moon? And I was like, Yeah, fuck yeah, dude. And I was like, wow.

SPEAKER_01 57:57

Dude, a a heavy beer power-up is a great move.

SPEAKER_02 58:01

Nothing, dude, but not a halftime heater, a borderline IPA style beer. Dude, blue moon is heavy. Blue moon is like it's good. Blue moon orange black for me. As a beer, like that was the first one at when I was at JMU. Because it was the first beer that my dad had let me like start to drink. Like, my dad, my dad before maybe not. I want a bunny. They just don't know. I want a bond with you. I don't I don't think he understood like my parents with you. Like, I just don't think they understood like I have an addictive personality until it was a little too late. It's just like it's all you. I don't I don't really blame them. It's neither a it's either a disease or a personal weakness. It's just that blue moon, dude. I was sneaking blue moons and playing FIFA in the back room. Those were the days.

SPEAKER_03 58:48

Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_02 58:48

And I got like three down, and then my mom's like, what are you doing? Dude, you know what we need to do. It was in plain sight. It was like on the floor, and I was like, I convinced myself I was like, it was summer going into my freshman year of college, and I was like, my parents are cool with this. I'm like, totally cool with this. I'm like, they've accepted this. They know I go and drink at my friend Nick's place. Yeah. In my friend Hallie's place. Yeah. Friend Hallie Ballyomalley. Oh, yeah, no, no. In the Valley. Come fucking SGA come in my my uh I'm coming in. No, let's let's be clear. Sorry, I didn't finish. Just like he couldn't finish the Western finals, but I did not finish because I'm like, oh. Uh, this is a not consensual dream, and that's like every dream I have. They're just not always almost blowing a load in a in a in an MVP with Pacino on it. Most of the time, mine are almost blowing my brains out if I even have a dream. Do you have it? I haven't, I don't think I've actually had a attempted suicide dream. If I had, it's probably not blowing my brains out. It's probably something weird like jumping off a cliff or something. Oh, have you like ever fallen in a dream and then just get that like? Oh yeah. Those are some of like I'm such an adrenaline drinker. You'd be so mad. That like I would like wake up from those and be like, oh my god, and then I'd be like, Whoa, that was kind of sick. It was great hair. Hold on, I got hair. This is how you wake up like mad and also with a boner, but you wake up like you in the dream.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:14

No. That's probably that's probably a SGA bo a blowjob Eve type of dream, okay?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:21

And it's sponsored by Israeli Defense Fund, by the way. IDF. Shout out to the Disraeli. Yeah, shout out to Shout out to IDF, man. Don't waste them. Don't waste them bullets. Buy some more drones. God, fuck them, dude. You know the Chinese are just gonna get like Israeli drones at some point. Israelis drone tech. I'm sure Chinese is a shadow supporter of it.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:43

The password is just we own this or land or something. This is ours.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:47

Our land. This you're gonna do it.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:49

Our land 47 is their password.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:52

And then Chinese just hack it with just like try no no no try our land forty seven, and it's just like boom, and we're in, we're in, we're in. They just get all the idea of tech. Alright, so the dream, this is what happens in your dream, right? So you're like, you're falling, but really, and you fall, and like you know you're you're dead in the dream, and then you're trying to like, like in Ghost Dead, or whatever those or those other types that was a Cosby movie, like these things you're trying to like speak or get back into your old body or try to tell something, like telling them that you didn't. Cosby was in a movie called Ghost Dead. Ghost Dead, yeah. Was he just like becoming a ghost and going and like sexually insulting a CGI? They just CGI the ether rags out of the shot. Like, oh no, oh, we'll fix it in post. No mad, but you're about to stick my item down your pants and I take your ham and then I poke through it. It's just a dead guy. Don't worry about it. Holy shit. I never thought I would say those words. A ghost dad? That's a good one. This is a good one. Go shot. I don't have to say that. Ghost dad on VHS. Now available. Um Cosby needs the help. Um, the funny. I thought he died. No, he didn't die. Not yet. People like that don't die. He's a boomer. He's never gonna die. You can't kill a rapist. You can't kill a boomer. You gotta wait for a rapist to kill himself. Yeah, so back that's that's a the nice segue because the dream is about falling and thinking like people think that you just accidentally fell. And you're like, no, let's be clear. I need to get back into my body. I jumped. I jumped, and it needs to be known. And then you wake up so mad and frustrated because in your body you were like, no, I meant to do this. This was my only reason you have a boner is because it was your body's adrenaline shutting it down. Yeah, no, and so you have a boner because it's just like all your rage goes into your un uh un unfettered nether regions that all the blood pumps out of it, right? And all the all the blood, you know, that was that generates these thoughts of it's like, man, I really got screwed on that one, you know? And then it just rushes to your boner eventually. It's like, okay, here we got you. Here's here's the blood, take it. And you're like, oh, I gotta wake up, and you yeah, you wake up and it's like, how have you ever woken up just from a dream that you're like really uncomfortable and you're just hard as a fucking rock? Yeah, but the I think that's just because, to be honest, it's probably it's just the coincidence. It's coincidence? You have you're you're young enough you have coincidence boners? I mean, dude, I wanted a coincidence. Do you have to go to the bathroom typically when you're working on it? All the time. I sleep like skipping your boner because you gotta go pee-pee. 35 minutes to three hours at a time with like almost on a random thing. My sleep cycle is probably 90 minutes because of that. That's like the dream cycle, but I ate HD sleep. I've I've been using the uh brown noise, man. Brown noise. You gotta find out. You gotta take the test. What's the brown noise? Is it just like it's like the type of wavelength and the city? I had so many racists I could have picked from. And not because they were racist, but because they were just such a low-hanging like a brown skin tone just talking to you to go to sleep. You should go to sleep, go to sleep, but it's like an accent. Yeah, and you can pick. Maybe from New Delhi. You can pick like which country that someone has like a dark uh a brown or a skin complexion is like speaking to you, but it's just like, look, man, you really need to go sleep. And it's just calmly. Dude, you've been up? Yeah, you've been up a while. This is you've already masturbated twice. You should realistically. He gets really calm, but like really to the point, and like, yeah, hey, like it's pick your fighter, choose your calmer. It's been like I just I don't have much energy left. Like, hey, this is my this is my last call. So this is my last call. Um, it's actually a guy calling. If you don't, if you don't know, my universal call center's made. I gotta get him on that. This is it. What's that app called?

SPEAKER_01 1:04:29

Um, don't kill yourself, just jerk it.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:33

Just jerk.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:34

Uh it's uh it's called Ass Jeeves. Ask Jeeves.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:37

Ask Jeeves.com with a G or J. I don't know. It's it's up to you. I still can't believe you. That's how you this first saw your first boobs. Not my first boobs. Uh no, to be honest. It wasn't like a first no, the first time in uh seeing boobs was uh um vacation, the pool scene. The movie vacation. Chevy Chase. Red Red Ferrari girl. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I put my penis up to a CRT TV and felt the sizzle from the TV on my like six-year-old PP. Did you actually do that? Straight up. Not kidding. I climbed my old wooden like entertainment session.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:10

You climbed an entertainment sensor and pressed your dick again straight? Your six-year-old body.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:15

I was probably seven. Seven or eight. I was an early bloomer and then I stopped. Like, you don't, it's like your first one. And I wasn't, I wasn't juggling. I was gonna talk. I was just like, oh, like I knew what to do. I was like, it was like were you watching it by yourself? Yeah. It was weird. I like talk about it. That's like like last child thing. It's just like you just get unsupervised. Sisters were in the basement. That's amazing. Parents were out at dinner, sisters were watching. I was like, they were old enough that they were old enough. Like epic or like cinema. We had the VHS and the DVDs, baby. Oh, dude, seeing VHS. If you have NAS, is a CR TV. Like C C T V No CRTs. Like CRT. Cathode ray tube. So like the old the ones that are fatter in the back. The ones that have a little static on them. Hold on. Did you know in Henry that the stack is like the little static tickle, a little bit of like a like it's like you take a uh take a dick on your dick. Take a take a saltine cracker. Take a saltine cracker, dude. Crinkle it. That is what it feels like. If you haven't experienced it, hurry up and catch me. Don't be not experienced. If you haven't experienced it, you need to. You need to. You need to do that. Oh my god, because I always just had like the bathtub owner. I just remember being like, it was just like little and like really hard and sharp. And I was just like, I don't know, just like you know, you had to experiment. This was a full soft pencil. Well, probably because you're being pressed. What if your penile issues like what if that's how you get peronis? Are you saying my penile issues? I have no penile issues. You don't have penile issues by getting into a cathode? No. I just cancer. It's just don't worry. It's just gonna be a slow tumor-filled demise. Outside of my IBS and frequent urination, I have no physical deformities of my penis.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:05

You have no physical deformities?

SPEAKER_02 1:07:07

Well yet. What if you could cancel it out like amnesia, but you just like you fix your pen, you go back to like your youthful like you know, like appearance and like joy and like hope. And and it's because you just reverse the same for about like 15 minutes. Oh, give it a little more vape and it'll be good.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:25

Um the uh you turn into like immediate crib keeper. Like you just like 15 years.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:33

I'll probably look the same for like another 10 years. I think you look maybe 24. Maybe a little older because you're tall. It's hard to tell because you're tall. But also like the vape and stuff like makes you like also inherently look a little younger because you're like, oh, is this like that's what I'm going for? That's what I'm going for. I'm going for the cool guy, the awkward cat, little vape. Will I fuck you? Maybe. Am I gay? Find out. Tune in next time when we uh break down Israel's new strategy. I gotta get the fuck out of it. Please email to that or uh Gmail. No, no, don't throw the don't throw the name and you're trying to take them away from their home. So you can't get it.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:26

What do you what do you want to do?