Degenerate Nation Podcast
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Degenerate Nation Podcast
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Oh, welcome to Degener Nation Podcast. Special episode. We're going on a drug run. Alright, where are we going?
SPEAKER_00Might be going on a drug run. We'll see if it's over.
SPEAKER_02We're going to a mushroom place. Uh I think we're gonna get the cops are gonna put us on their fucking dashboard and kill us. Can't wait! What do you know how much longer it'll be legal for in here? Yeah, it's just not fucking legal yet. Loopholes, you're going right. Yeah. We're gonna get drugs! Okay. We're gonna get drugs and it's legal where we are. So you're listening for somewhere repressive. Sorry, you can't get drugs. Yeah, I don't know how many more countries buying mushrooms is legal in. What percentage of the World Cup teams of 48 can you get fucking like anything you want? Probably Holland? Just Holland. Netherlands make Netherlands Holland again. Maybe Denmark. Oh, this is funny. Uh speaking of countries. Um I know we're on country nine. Give me directions to get drugs! Um, so yeah, there uh so there was this country, Hungary. It still is. Yeah. And we had neighbors that were like from there. And it was some younger kids and stuff. You know the story? Yeah. And this this one guy was a dick and he was an older kid. You know that cool twelve year old? Yeah, that was like a bully. Yeah, he was like, Oh, where are you from? Like, are you are you hungry? He kept asking if they needed to eat and stuff like that. You needed to eat? If they needed to eat because they were from Hungary, and they're like, What are you doing? Oh, that was a dick. He sounds like an asshole. He was an asshole. Dude, I had complete assholes on him. That's why I'm uh hard edged.
SPEAKER_01Hard edged.
SPEAKER_02If you put me in a different name. I got a hard edge from my herned upbringing. It's like the cold attack of kill us.
SPEAKER_03Herndon?
SPEAKER_02I mean herndon has been uh our our grade was a little bit. We were really high strung, I think, as the girls were a lot colder than the guys for sure. Yeah, um I think that's true in most cases. It was a bunch of pretty cute girls, a lot of them, and they all like hardy but not too much. And they smoked but not too much. And they liked me but not too much. I always I always I always struggled with the not too. I think you gotta hop over. No, we're good.
SPEAKER_00Are you sure?
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I'll hop over. You're right. Drugs! We're going to get weed, guys. Uh not weed, uh mushrooms.
SPEAKER_03I mean, we like it weed.
SPEAKER_02I hope we get fucking cracked. I don't know. There's a BJ's out here. Oh, there's we're B Jays. B Jays wholesale club. I'm actually gonna take you to uh Anaca and make you have intercourse with somebody. To be named later. Is it by the river? Is it by the river? Oh yeah. Good. It's getting better or worse. I don't know. It's been a long time since I played softball there, and a cab driver refused to take me there. This is right, he's just like, no, Anacostia! Oh no, no, and he just fucking beat out. It was aware of it. Yeah, yeah. I don't play any 2003 or 2006. I don't think I would be trying to go there. But it was fucking horrible. No, but like an Uber driver would probably go there. I thought the scooter's go there. Um no, they probably No, they have to, they're not. They beat out of radio, don't make it. You don't need a driver's license. You just need like Apple Pay or something. If you have a phone that connects to your like account that you order anything else, or your dad or mom's or whatever, Guardian's Amazon account, or where the fuck. And you can just go anywhere, these scooters, hey are your license, yeah, and I hate it. So we're heading this way in America, and for now, we can gamble while driving and buy going go to buy drugs. I'm sure that I only met my beloved because of all the times I swipe while I was driving or I sh I swipe while I was shitting. And that's like unlocks a perfect universe in which I uh I approve of the swiping while shitting. For sure. Are you are you a safe driver?
SPEAKER_01I will do I'll do music, but like I think I always struggle with texting. I've gotten in I've gotten in an accident from looking at my phone. I think that burned me for a while. Oh, okay. Well I was also kinda I was maybe I was really odd. Maybe had been drinking just a little bit.
SPEAKER_02Oh yeah. Oh. Okay, Mr. Bike. Steve, uh, I guess if I was still swiping his data scene, then uh I would have hit that motorcycle. He looks like he's delivering something. But he's wearing a helmet. Maybe maybe we can't. It's a Spider-Man helmet. Yeah, he is a Spider-Man. Oh, it has an actual Spider-Man. Speaking of Spider-Man, the Spider-Man of Nepal was of India, so to speak. Is it from India? I think it was I I want to make Well you said it was uh I did.
SPEAKER_00I am misremembering, but apparently he's dead. With a Spider-Man Spider-Man is dead.
SPEAKER_02Not Peter Porter. Not Moses well. I don't I'm not gonna I'm gonna say Moses Moreno is something Moses Moreno was some random Bears quarter to play like two games. Moses played a car out of state. Oh, that's a great name. It was one of those graveyard Bears Bears quarterbacks when they had like thirty quarterbacks. What's the last Eric Kramer and fucking uh Caleb Williams? They had thir they had that many quarterbacks because three thousand. Jay Cutler. Was Jay Cutler a uh or four thousand yard guy. Uh no, Jay Cutler was the best of his one in there. Yeah. For sure. Gross made a Super Bowl and he made an NFT championship game at hurt, but yeah, uh something country was uh not Bangladesh. Okay. It was you you told me and I already forgot. I know, and I'm I'm trying to find it and I can't find it. So I mean that's it's like be being a free climber is like being in a few. It was already removed. Well, yeah, someone removed. Why did they remove the Okay, look, I don't wa I'm not a faces of Death Guy. I refuse to watch, like a war footage. See, this is an honor unless I'm I don't I don't go out of my way, but I did like at some point fall into a rabbit hole of like it is going out of your way, because it has it. It's not going out of my way.
SPEAKER_01I think it's just it's all over it. I think clicking on like following when you see the titles and you click and you follow the link, that's like making the choice.
SPEAKER_02But it is all over it. How many degrees of separation of linkage are you from? From just from seeing faces of death. Oh, not far over. You don't even click Reddit once, right? Well, that's a couple more clicks.
SPEAKER_01They've actually in recent years there used to be a lot of like more a lot more fucked up shit. There used to be fucking jail date on Reddit, dude.
SPEAKER_02Not that I have any personal knowledge of that. When they were fully uh naked on there? Yeah. You mean like uh they can't even say that.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that was an unintended s like turn, but like, yeah.
SPEAKER_02They had like they had that they had like I think it was literally a subreddit called Watch People Die. Yeah, well, okay. Like that's like that's what it meant is that there's already like exists. Yeah. There's not one, not two, not ten. Well, I mean, however many countries linked up to red, I'll probably you can probably get red in 180 countries, that'll do 120, whatever. And Oh, oh, it was Yemen. It was Yemeni. There we go. I'm sorry. I got us back.
SPEAKER_01Is it Yemen or Yemeni or a Yemeni Spider Man plummets to horrible depth in a volcanic crater after daring a barefoot climb?
SPEAKER_02Even if climbing it wasn't doing anything cool. So then apparently people in the comments. You can even you if you use your web powers to get across the volcano. Dude, it's like volcano. The volcano. Is that not the correct pronounction? Volcano. Who doesn't know?
SPEAKER_01Volcano, volcano.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, like pronounce it, but you can sure as fuck uh not die for what. You're not supposed to die from a volcano in it. You're supposed to like get exploded by it or burnt by it. Yeah. Stupid. Like you're supposed to have a a choking or magma death. Magma magma? Magma. Magma. In liquid.
SPEAKER_01I love it. Yeah, this is like. I don't think I've ever pronounced it that way in my entire life.
SPEAKER_02Why is this guy gonna go around this other guy? Why aren't we? Because we're talking dying. We're not gonna like. Oh, I shouldn't know. No, no, no, you're fine. Well, you got another Spider Man, that was a perfect. Spider Man. Thank you. What's his name? It's Miles Morales. Miles Morales. Morales Morales. Oh, I I forgot you were even. This guy is Miles Moron. What? Dude, that's such a shitty stupid one. You don't even make the Darwin awards because no one knows about Yemeni class.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it's well it made Reddit and then quickly got removed.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I had watched. They're like, you know what they were used to. There was no display of superpowers. So I think it was even the superhero stuff. There's a fake news thing in Reddit? No, I'm just a lot of it. Um I think that's more so on like Twitter. Yeah, a lot of there's plenty of it. Reddit is really just like an aggregate of like a bunch of shit. You know, it's like it's uh basement drudge report. There's social drudge reports that just blinks and then you talk about it. Right. I like drudge reports just because you find out these stories, you know. It's like, well, it's like sometimes I find things to like rip on or write about. And like it's a great source of like sci-fi sci-fi ideas or like dystopian ideas. But it's a bad place to goon from. Reddit. That's a great sometimes alright, this when alright, this is what I do. When I listen to audioerotic, uh which I definitely again, I'm an erotic audio erotic evangelist. Evangelist, evangelist. Evangelist, if you will. And I fully support it because instead of like, oh, you fuck me, girl! I hate that shit. Bent over a Xerox machine or whatever the fuck. Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03And she's like, I don't know. I don't know, you can't get a 703 or 571.
SPEAKER_02And then it's like, yeah, pack your kid to your mom. I'm gonna fuck her too that make me out in the sequel. She'll be just a little bit more than a little bit. Or you can watch those videos or look at the Reddit uh uh pictures. Yeah, where the fuck while you listen to wholesomely dirty, artistically dirty, nasty, sexy, audio erotica. Do you do the storylines like universe multi- like a multiverse colliding with your pictures and your audio?
SPEAKER_01Define define how they can. So if you were say, and I'm not saying this is you, but for example, um you were listening to audio erotica of nineteen thirties uh gay uh sailors on a submarine.
SPEAKER_02Thirties gay sailors. And you were looking at you boat out and about looking dandy as hell in their in their little uniforms. You know exactly what type of uniforms like that Tom Randy you're a fine. Andy, you're a fine boy at the bottom. You would be bottom! When you when you think of when you think of a sailor uniform, you think of the little white hat. Yeah, I totally have one of those. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As a boy, a little boy.
SPEAKER_01You know, maybe maybe you've got it, you know, tied off on the corner, on one of the sides of the on the bottom of the shirt, you know. Maybe some uh direction to it.
SPEAKER_02No, I guess it's gonna be easy, but is it making us did it tell us to go to the express? We are gonna go, oh, fuck me. We're gonna go. I had another expression. Son of a bitch, we're talking about sailor boys. We're talking sorry. That's fine. So we got Sailor Boys. It didn't take it in much time to it. No.
SPEAKER_01So they're by 630.
SPEAKER_02It had like four minutes. A couple minutes of time! We're talking about Sailor Bottom. We're in a jam. We're talking about 30 bottom. We're in a bit of a jam. We're talking about Sailor Boys. Getting jammed. We're trying to jam it into 30s era, so we got a you know it's an army veteran in front of us. Just like I wonder what he thinks about baby Sailor Boys. Just just smoking lucky boy, lucky strike heater, being a lucky boy.
SPEAKER_00Oh, thank God that was empty. The vape? The bait right into the city. We're still recording.
SPEAKER_02Alright, careful, careful. Uh-oh. There we go. I'm gonna bring the bait down. Yeah, make sure it doesn't work. We're live. We're live. We're live! We're live in Travenderan. Oh exciting.
SPEAKER_01It's a beautiful day to be out there. It is hot as shit. Making it work for the Navy. Sucking dick. Quote in my mouth real quick. Okay, but if you have audio erotica of Navy sailors and you're looking at, say, Hooters girls, are you gonna like have a like interference? Yeah, they're not interfering, but you're like, do you start to imagine the Navy sailors like doing do they decide maybe they're gonna go the other way?
SPEAKER_02I mean, I think some of it is just like just let it the situation takes you where it goes. I can imagine having like multiple sources going. And okay, I do have I still need so I don't know what the most effective way to delete photos is because there's not like for example, say if hypothetically someone had old some old photos. But it's only from like a couple different people that ever send them anything. Well you gotta go through all the things. Just know where you saved them. I didn't say they're just there. They were just there on a phone or whatever. I don't I don't archive it.
SPEAKER_00You talk about uh is this when they segue into our AI our AI tool tool to remove comb your messages to remove news.
SPEAKER_01I'm sure there's a market out there.
SPEAKER_02There's there's I want an app I want an app that it knows what the nakedness is, and it knows if it's your dick or someone else's boobs. I'm sure it can detect that. Or if you're into boys and you're a boy. If you're a little baby boy and you want to Yeah, exactly, that's great actually, it's preferred. I do kind of think I think I should have been. That would have been case.
SPEAKER_01This is an unfair uh you would have anxiety, that was also. I think we both would have got up.
SPEAKER_02But with the anxiety, it would have been the same thing. I just thought it would have been worse.
SPEAKER_01It wouldn't have been fair. It would have been worse for us.
SPEAKER_02We would have we would have been taking too many off the market at the same time. Well, I think we'd be we'd be totally butt sluts, but we'd be like anxious butt sluts. Yeah, I think I'd I don't want to be an anxious.
SPEAKER_00I'd get I'd get abused and used, I think, unintentionally.
SPEAKER_02Not the other way around. Yeah. If they abuse you first, and then they go around and use you, and it's like, yeah, I beat that guy. I beat him emotionally.
SPEAKER_00I really should reach out and I think I have some like things to talk to him about.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. And I'm like, no, leave me alone. Yeah, oh my god, yeah, I got it. I want no contact with you. No contact and then going no further. From your rape survivor. Yeah. That's but I reached out and like, look, we can talk through this. You're like, no, no, we can't. You were just 2.3 miles away from me on Grindr, so I don't owe you anything. We tried to talk through the rape, but that didn't really go the way I planned. Yeah. That's I'm that's not even anything I want to talk about. It went away. That's kind of cool.
SPEAKER_01And you really need you do need consent as someone who talked for rape.
SPEAKER_02No, not for that. No, I mean like it's it's important to have like a how does one sensibly tell like a like a humorous nugget about that awful subject? Oh, right there. Right there. Like you get into semantics of it.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02You're like, well, you need consent with No, that's the whole point. Sorry. What I was trying to say is consent as a blanket statement is important. Here's it, Rob. You that's the one thing you absolutely do not need it for. No, not for that. No, no, no. That's the act itself is like that's the one thing not required. Yeah, it's not um but I think Navy the Navy attracts a certain I think do you think people in the Navy or those dudes in the Navy that just really like submarines? They're there for no, they're like you what do you how many like there's an aw autistic like adjacent thing which is like there are there are trains of the sea!
SPEAKER_01Right, right, underwater exactly just like, oh my god, is that the mechanical room?
SPEAKER_02Like you know, they're just like less anxious of of as a navy butt club the naval butt club because it's just like I'm in a confined space, I feel safe, and then I can my proclibilities can act out more naturally. Right. Also, what's going on around us? I feel like all these lanes are colliding into one. Yeah, well it's yeah, we're on DC. We're on a drug run, and we're talking about naval boat and the nineteen thirties and on where why that was on my head, I don't know. Would you make sure you join Gun to your head? I mean that's what happens anyway. Uh Coast Guard? Because it actually kind of looks cool. Kind of looks cool. We're saving people. You are saying Americans Americans! If you're a first person and you can swim, join the Coast Guard! Great fucking advertising advertising We should reach out to the Coast Guard. And then it says ad this ad was brought to you by degenerate nations. We are anyways.
SPEAKER_03We are, we are, and people are not We are Coast Guard by Save Only American Americans Um It is cool to run time Coast Guard A lot of what they do is like rescue rescue ships in like tough waters that go overboard and you have these like sh like dudes that probably have more testosterone than fuck these and ladies too.
SPEAKER_02Ladies too can swim, so it's a good thing.
SPEAKER_01And like if you're a good good swimmer and you don't want to like mind putting your life on the line for other people, go do that instead of dying in a fucking war.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Because you're not there's not like do the Coast Guard serve in the war?
SPEAKER_01Uh I'm this is great.
SPEAKER_02You're on Daddy Fans.
SPEAKER_01They're they're our safety. That's our strong safety.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, exactly. I think you gotta you gotta get over one more in point two. It's point two, yeah. We get no, it's on the left here. You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_01Going to DuPont Circle, actually. DuPont. Shout out to our DC listeners.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. The one or two of you there are. Yes, you've stumbled upon it. Uh we we know that. Drugs are good. They're not good for everyone. They're not good for me. They're not good for people.
SPEAKER_01They're not good for everything or for everyone.
SPEAKER_02I think it's probably better to do drugs than like sex stuff or drinking stuff or gambling stuff. I would say probably. If you can do it safely, I agree. Yeah. Or if you don't get addicted to it, it's just like a weekend warrior or drug person. Yeah. To be able to do it at a festival.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and that's I think what a lot of people probably legitimately, especially maybe some older folks, boomers, don't understand. There's a large population, a large percentage of like US population that are like cas very casual drug users. Oh yeah. And by casual, it's like once or twice a yeah. Once or twice a year, go to a festival, do Molly. Go to a festival and do a little bit of cocaine. But it's also like the amount of shit that gets cut, like coke in that. I completely agree. Like you're not a case. It would be I'd be scared to be.
SPEAKER_00I'm glad I did my drug. Yeah, you're on the right you're going the right way. I'm glad I did my my snorting phase when I if I had to do one. Snorting um with like when fentanyl was not uh.
SPEAKER_02I snorted powder sugar in a uh in a uh uh uh web series that was simulating cocaine. I actually snorted it. That was a delicious drip. Oh my god, man.
SPEAKER_00I just thought.
SPEAKER_02I was in my I was and then one episode I wore like a pair of panties or something because I was I was the worst roommate ever, and so I was just wearing my roommate's cheese. It was stupid. I didn't come up with that part.
SPEAKER_01I mean, it's kinda cool.
SPEAKER_02But I was objectively myself. Um I think my balls are on were on funnier dye. I have not thought of doucheme. Doucheme, that's awesome. That was Rue Duchet. That was fun. It was great, but it was awful. Yeah. Hi!
SPEAKER_00Um what was I just gonna I what were we talking about? Just a second up? Sorry. Drugs, actually. We're on the podcast! If you've yeah, we have taken uh or you're it's gonna be going straight, but on the left. Um if you've around with the podcast, um There's a Washington penis. Washington penis, big old penis. Um it's like newly dark. From the That's the darkest I think I've ever seen.
SPEAKER_02Right, I forgot that they did that. What are they doing now? Why did they do that? It looks weird. Where's that stupid reflecting pool that's like blue now? Yeah, they're doing whatever stupid shit to it. Up on the left front at this point. Did you see they're taking left here? Yep. Ah, perfect.
SPEAKER_01They're taking Trump's name off of the Kennedy Center.
SPEAKER_02I mean, they should take Kennedy's name off the Kennedy Center.
SPEAKER_01Can we just call it the Art Center? Yeah. Yeah, just call it the Washington Art Arter.
SPEAKER_02There we go. Brand new idea for you, straight from the DJ. They should have a Bay of Pigs, like pork, pork barrel, like whatchamacallit thing, or a pork, like it's like I would you imagine you'd be a vendor and they don't control what your name is, and you just your name is the bay of pigs. Old Bay of Pigs, and it's just like that's great.
SPEAKER_01We put out a seasoning, uh goes. We put out a seasoning called uh the old old bay of pigs.
SPEAKER_02That's Great, dude. That's hysterical. We're gonna start praying calling McKennedy.
SPEAKER_00We can call some Cuban um some Cuban companies to see if they want to hop in on selling cubano sandwiches.
SPEAKER_02Dude, that would be great. You're amazing. That's hysterical.
SPEAKER_01But you know what I mean is like wide lane, but it's all you know, I love just you know yourself so well, and as I think uh as someone that aspires to like love themselves and know themselves more, it's you're amazing to have as a individual.
SPEAKER_03But it's but I assure you, I assure you it's all resilient.
SPEAKER_01I my my first therapist who I I I kind of just beat around the bush with, I never really like like felled him up or anything. Like Didn't stick it in.
SPEAKER_00Didn't stick it in, but I remember the one thing I took away from him was he when I gave him my story about JMU and being at school the first time, yeah, he told me I was resilient.
SPEAKER_01And I remember being like, okay. And I thought that about myself. Not as like not as like uh of being like being able to like go like uh describing what I felt while I was there and having stuff like happen to me.
SPEAKER_02The fact that you didn't do come after the first semester is like mirror.
SPEAKER_01Well it's mm, maybe not quite that.
SPEAKER_02I think it was just uh well I mean maybe uh but um you we are supposed to be going right, but it looks back to the fuck up, so we're gonna try to.
SPEAKER_01Oh, is it?
SPEAKER_02I think so.
SPEAKER_01Okay. They wanted us to go that, so we're probably not getting in there.
SPEAKER_02Oh.
SPEAKER_01Um, whatever. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out.
SPEAKER_02I forgot there's a fucking UFC fight down here in the fucking.
SPEAKER_03Sell it! Sorry! Saturday! Holy shit!
SPEAKER_02Oh, we have to go this way?
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Alright, I'm just gonna go here.
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SPEAKER_01Thank you, fuck you. Oh, oh, and he's going left. Oh, he's pissed. He's not happy. Guy in the red. Well, we can't. We're gonna go this way, right? We're going this way.
SPEAKER_03Is he we can't go that way?
SPEAKER_01We'll go this way. Uh, we could try and then cut back over.
SPEAKER_02No, we're gonna go over here.
unknownThat's fine.
SPEAKER_01Okay, we go go behind the angry red car.
SPEAKER_02No, we're good. We just know we were trying to do. It's fine.
SPEAKER_01We're fine. It's okay. We're good.
SPEAKER_02We're punching each other and choking each other in front of the president who's asleep. Knock each other, in front of the one, give me a lump, summer. Sumble cum, some, we'll put up jizzle pants, jizzle pants, old man or children, children, Ukraine. Who is that you want or Ukraine? We're not you have to choose one for your case. It is not the testing. Well, yeah. Yeah, no, um, I would I've watched UFC one time. Uh twice, I think. When I was betting, I was like, what should I bet on? And I think I I won like five out of six with my friend. I didn't watch. No, I did uh one time I watched my friend watch it, he knew some stuff about it. Okay and I was like, this is joyless. No one's dying, I'm not coming, I'm a little hard, not hard enough. I don't know, I just yeah, that's okay. I remember one time I I was with a cousin of mine, a couple cousins, and we were um it was on and then we left.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02But I was like, we should intentionally go to a uh one of these events and just try to just wear a shirt to take tap out and pretend to uh tap out bl uh show that was uh fuck, I flew the show, fuck, the tap out is the brand. It was uh bleed out or something. It was just like you've just been dazzled and bleed out.
SPEAKER_01Basically take the tap out with the logo and do like bleed out and dabbled. That's funny. Or like in Rainbow Print. Yeah. Something like violently violently you find like the most aggro gay dude who's like, I fucking love that shit.
SPEAKER_02No, but I don't think that's the thing, it's like they do such a bad job of like there's they are. They don't have to. Why don't they advertise it better to uh other gay communities or to anybody other than maybe they do, but it's just like it is the most gay sport on earth, though, right? I mean, is there one wrestling? Like no wrestling. No, because you're not choking people in wrestling. None of there's no sex move here in wrestling. Dude, choking another man is a sex move, is it not?
SPEAKER_03Think about some grapple and tackle.
SPEAKER_02What are the scenarios in which you're choking another man that aren't sexual? Like, that's your move? You're gonna choke them? Not like, oh, get them right. I mean, there's an intruder in the house and you're defending your very head or her husband. And then your wife's like, she was like, and then she's like, she thinks that you're gay, like the only end result is that she's not thankful that you saved, like, presumably saved the house. Not like ADC couldn't think about it. But she's like, I think he's gay. She's not saying you saved you on kids yet, because her perspective would change if there's kids. But if it's just you and her, she's like, I don't know, code saved her each. I don't know.
SPEAKER_01Surrid and H would be the uh You weren't there, and I know I know. I know you're trying to play the good friend who's trying to play both sides, but just listen to me. I'm your friend. You've known me.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I think he I think he's gay.
SPEAKER_02I think it's I just I just in that moment, I just like it. He decided to choke him? Why not? Why didn't you choke him?
SPEAKER_03He had a gun! The whole time? The whole time he had a gun and decides to choke him?
SPEAKER_01By the way, we are underneath the Kennedy Center right now, which I don't think I've been on this exact road underneath it. Kind of fucking wild that it extends out over the road like that.
SPEAKER_02Kind of cool. It's uh yep. Yep. Yeah, what should we call it? Is this the Washington architecture? I think Washington's. I think whatever fucking look, Trump is. It's like keeping it the fucking Washington football team. You have a good name. It would have been. Commanders is what if what if the whole thing is a ploy to eventually get more money for Kennedy's because he controls it and then therefore they can sell the sponsor under his administration. And he made people think long tail. He made people think that's annoying that he made people think that we just he just wanted his name on it, but he knew that they would try to take it down and turn around and sell the name. I completely starting to get annoyed because that is not a long shirt thing. I was gonna say fucking pivot. When he's a when he's awake, though.
SPEAKER_01Guess which name I that I thought of for being the first Sears. Sears the Sears Center? Sears making a comeback.
SPEAKER_02We're starting with ballet and opera. Bankrupt. I think a bang up company is my first Sears Center. The Zachary Taylor play. It's just like songs about Zachary Taylor and Franklin Pierce and shit. James K. Polk. That's awesome. It's called Mr. Nobody's and there's about eighth nineteenth century precedents. That's correct.
SPEAKER_03It's a musical We got Garfield.
SPEAKER_02It's a musical, but it doesn't involve the the the the Civil War at all. No, yeah, it completely glazes over. That's not the Civil War Reconstruction era. Yeah. As we were saying, it's like 1815 to like 1859. And then after like 1878 or whatever. It's like it's like what we've tried to do modernly with basically black history. Yeah. With the exception of oh, that's dope. Oh, he's got the 13 colonies? That's lame. Yeah. Oh, because it's two fifty years? 15 col 13 colonies? 15 colonies. District 14 and 15 got obliterated. We voted them off the island. Oh my god. This is a cool little building. Yeah, when's the last time you done so? I haven't seen that. Thirty minutes, ten minutes.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I am for someone I am the classic example of a Nova Lite that never goes into fucking DC. Well, like high school, but we didn't have fucking cell phones.
SPEAKER_02My parents just never really brought like they just said they we didn't do it. For a listeners, we uh the town we're from is like not a small town, but it's not a city. Yeah. And it's um different than it was twenty years ago or whatever, twenty five years ago. Definitely. It's changed I wouldn't say like a lot, but it's that vastly different, but it is a little cooler than it was. It's I think it's progressed. And it has a train now.
SPEAKER_01Do you have a better Yeah?
SPEAKER_02I mean, would I have gone to some shows or some shit? Yeah. If we dig the train in and driving an old mobile, probably not. We did oh I you know what? This is a great second. You're gonna love this fucking. I guarantee it. This story is one of my better stories. So in my possession in my room in my my parents' home, I still have like a yearbook, right? And there's a signature. And this guy's name is Dave. I'm not gonna say his full name, but in case he's like got a clearance or something. Some fucking guy gave him a clearance. Okay. But 17-year-old this guy was a fucking disaster. Okay. In the best way, which will we go next? We're going straight. Okay. Um Yeah, we're going to street just so I'm ready.
SPEAKER_01We're gonna be going right on Massachusetts Avenue.
SPEAKER_02Okay, cool. Um, so this fucking guy, he dated my friend, uh and she she tried to hit on me a couple times, and I was like, I'm glad I wasn't a I wasn't attracted to her because that would have been terrifying if he found out. If he was a fucking lunatic, right? You don't want yeah, you don't need to. No, this guy's a fucking lunatic. Anyway, there was this thing called there was a radio station called WHFS, and I think it's been like nine other things now. Same call sign, but it was just like a Spanish station at one point. But at this point it was an alt alt rock station. There's a thing called HF Festival. HF Festival. HF Festival, and it was in Baltimore, I want to say. And but it was a Baltimore or okay, I think it went back and forth. Whoa, what an asshole. I love that's what I do in a horse. Are you a hunker? Just you go. Are you a honker? I'm gonna lay on it, God. You lay it on it. I'm gonna let it hang.
SPEAKER_03Did you have to? Did you have to let it hang hurt?
SPEAKER_02They need to know that they're bad and they need to know the rest of their day. I want them to think to me about the guy. God, that guy honked at me really long. Oh, I made a mistake. They're like, Yeah, they don't honk. They don't give a shit. No, they're people are warm. I need to get my feelings out. Like, they can't hear me. If it affects me, if I see it, I would just even this is back in this day, like in the Oldsmobile days, I lean on the horn. I was leaning on the horn from like 16 and a half on. I'm still like you're still going. If you're out there driving other countries, let us know at degenerateation at gmail.com what or follow our Instagram, like what uh what do you do when you get pissed off when you're driving? No. Are you talking about what's yours you shout? No, no.
SPEAKER_01We've got a couple options. Horn.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Within that, lay on it, or just to be? Yeah. Do you flip off? I'm a flip off if someone's behind me. I love flipping off in the dark.
unknownOh.
SPEAKER_02You get away with it. Well you get away with it. Or if or it's just the shadow. But if you say nothing, you feel stupid, yeah, right here. Alright. Alright, so Dave, I'm a full name. Um, but fuck him. He's probably he's probably dead or something. Um he's not. Maybe he is. I don't care. He's not. Uh to an extent. I wish I could sell his yearbook quote, because this is a yearbook quote, okay? Okay, I'll do this first. Um it was like two thousand bro, and it's just like, can't wait for the summer. You know, and it's like, okay, not a bad start. And it's like, so we can pick pick piss on more cars and shit. Piss in more cars, get weighed. I was like, Piss on more cars? Yeah, so this guy we were camping out for HF Festival. Uh we drank 40s and had some beers, donuts, donut holes, and onions. That was our diet for this night. And it was we're gonna camp out all night drunk in my Oldsmobile park in my my buddy's uh dad condo complex.
SPEAKER_01It was not the best. For my me town where we turned out. Oh, oh shoot, oh shoot, okay.
SPEAKER_02Uh Run away, okay, okay. Run away. Got a nice little Run Away 99. I mean, this is like fall 99.
SPEAKER_01Got a nice little food combo there.
SPEAKER_02So you guys will look up the offline offline, like the the the roster that we missed, the the the the bands, pretty good. Oh. We missed it because we spent that whole getting fucked up. He was just willfully pissing inside of he would bust open their hood.
SPEAKER_00Oh, no, no.
SPEAKER_02Maybe that was maybe that was a common feature, and he was just like he was like open. Yeah, he peed in like three or four times.
SPEAKER_00He's like, so BMW works too!
SPEAKER_02He's like I pissed out in their radiator. I was like, oh god. It was like he was that was fucking awful.
SPEAKER_01Alright, can I have a show confession?
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Done that in car. In a radiator? Parking lots a couple times, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Not like In another person's car's radiator?
SPEAKER_01Oh, this person's turning like a jabroni. Um, we're good.
SPEAKER_02Um that would be the radiator. No, inside. No, no, no, that's why. He's standing on the I'm like black him out my own destroy my dad's car.
SPEAKER_01What would be more that's like opening up the windshield washer fluid and peeing in that. What's the thing?
SPEAKER_02I'm pretty sure he tried to go to the military and they were like, nah, we're good.
SPEAKER_01We're we're gonna pass it.
SPEAKER_02But it was before 9-11, so it's just like after that they were like, Come on in!
SPEAKER_00Come on in, the last five.
SPEAKER_02He wouldn't have got I I it was like nine, like 2000, like the year before 9-11, which was 2001, for those that are interested in learning some history. Uh shit. Fuck history. If you don't know what nine-11 is, I got out is a doozy. And we go straight up here and then left. Yeah, but this guy's just fucking pissing it rangers, and that's like immortalized in my earbook. It's just like my yearbook signatures 2000. What? We got a total, I think Brazil scored. One zero?
SPEAKER_03Uh oh, let's go.
SPEAKER_01We got a ten-dollar bet. We got someone scored. I don't know who. We're gonna do it. We're gonna get up.
SPEAKER_03Do your guys. Oh god, worst GPS guy ever. Yeah, you're alright. Oh yeah. I've had worse. I've had right. As long as you're great, I said.
SPEAKER_02We've also had better. Yeah, I've had better, too. Alright, so we go around here. And we're gonna hang going. Hang and do it.
SPEAKER_00We're gonna go right on the next one.
SPEAKER_02Oh, this one over there?
SPEAKER_00Cool.
SPEAKER_02Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
SPEAKER_00And then. Almost there. Yeah, we're getting real close.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, we got bench chili bowls real close, too. Hmm. If you have if for listeners in other countries, you probably don't know what Bench Chili Bowl is. It's deliciousness. It's an inclusive spot for chili dogs and jam in your arteries and chili birds. All over the walls. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Famous ones.
SPEAKER_02Did they sell Bill Cosby's photo up there? Let's steal it. Did they? Did they really recently? I haven't been there in a while. I don't know.
SPEAKER_00The old thing I bet they don't remember. And not because they they he drugged them just because they're old.
SPEAKER_02Or just like, hey, still a hero to me, it's fine. Um great show, by the way. It was a good show. And the other guy that was involved in that in that radiator night was he he said he one time uh fucking uh like just turned down sex to watch the cause show. And he told her. Yeah, I just I'm just I'm just gonna watch a cause. So watch the syndicated cause shows turning down like K T 92 year old Gash as a 19-year-old himself or 18-year-old.
SPEAKER_00He sounds insane.
SPEAKER_02Oh he is.
unknownWow.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god. Yeah, he's crazy. I mean it didn't go well for him later. I mean it's just to be clear, we're not talking about Luther Danger. No, no, okay. Being picky then and not later is insane to me. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like I'm not picky. Yeah. I mean, you don't have to hang all of them, but you just go hang out. Yeah. Well I think I like to try and Why are people more picky about who they talk to than who they fucking what they put in their mouth? Or like, ah, I'll do this.
SPEAKER_00I don't know, it's it's interesting.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, this guy was fucking crazy. Also, we the year after my f I think it was my freshman year, middle of it, yeah, we did a uh a New Year's party. Okay and it was me and him and a couple and his girlfriend who fell asleep at like nine o'clock. And then me and him just got wasted. Wasted we got eight noise complaints at a hotel. Eight! Eight noise complaints for two people in one night. There's one other person there, it was me and him, yeah. I was I was a peeing in a uh pee in the potted plant and the fucking uh with the robe, I had a hotel robe. And the next day I had this is the this is how I thought 2001 would go, by the way. This is nine months before 9-11, almost exactly.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, 3-9 eleven.
SPEAKER_02January 1st, 2001, I woke up, hungover as fuck, 18, and I had to scrape off 2001 in silly string from the hotel walls with a quarter. Awesome. We just sprayed 2001 in silly string everywhere. You're like, this is our year! Yeah, imagine. America! 2001 was gonna be our year.
SPEAKER_01Dude, we survived Y2K, nothing can still be.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I was gonna say that was my cell from yeah. Except 747 is angled at our skyscrapers! So ever you think you're gonna have a great year, guess what? You're probably wrong, it's probably gonna be another 9-11. And you're gonna your memory of what happened before that is gonna be shattered. Shall it be the shit. You know, just like, uh why didn't they kick us out? Why would you just not kick out like you get that many noise complaints? It was like a 19-0. Just take the deposit. It'd be like good. Why did you call our parents? Yeah. They just didn't maybe they really needed the money. You know what if they were scared. Maybe they were scared. They were funding 9-11, probably. I'm not gonna say what hotel it was, but they were probably funding 9-11.
SPEAKER_01It's probably Motel 8.
SPEAKER_02Sorry if it was Motel 8. Motel 8 and like Ramada or just like what if it was just Chain Motels battling money. They're involved in like there's this new movie out backrooms.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01But they've just like hotels have just like the most nefarious uh repurposing of like their like ballrooms. Yeah, no, I got a good Ramada.
SPEAKER_02Oh, yeah. Drug Rob Ramada in so I had this professor of advertising, like uh there was like adjunct professor, you're getting a fucking mixed back, right? Oh yeah. This lady said, fuck it, I don't think she was coming back. You're gonna get it. And she sent out like one of the last test results through a fucking um email address, and I you like I clicked on it, it sounded weird, and somehow I found pictures of her at a goddamn Romada with like gothic lingerie, and then talking about her lover. Early internet like that. Yeah, there's still early internet. Again, 2001, 2000. You're following the Tesla. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's yeah, like with like no security of just like just like click, click, and you're like, wait, where am I? I bought her pictures, though. I don't feel so bad about failing the picture.
SPEAKER_00I bet you those same pictures ended up on ass geez.
SPEAKER_02As geez. A S Swelly minutes. We are two minutes from our destination. Oh, so we should put it in the middle. It would be up on the left. On the left? Uh look where spot. Yeah. It looks like a lot of spots, actually. I'm not worried about it. It looks like we could We need a closing bit for this. So we part there? We'll park we're at. Goddamn feel like it. Okay! I'm not done with two thousand I'm not done with two like it's being one. Yeah, exactly. Alright. Yeah, goddamn obvious man. Alright, give us money though. Would you take would you take the would you have performed at that shit? Uh at where? At that FLE Festival or the WL. FLE Family Life Education Festival prevented by Saudi Radio? That's the next one. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_00If you mess up oh it was as long if you don't have the sons, just kill it.
SPEAKER_02Apparently our is FLE just a Virginia thing, or is that like a brand? Uh, you know what, it's funny. I'm let's just think of it as Virginia. It's like Virginia. It's like one of the salty like this is like Israeli adjacent, yeah, I'll part of it. Well it's like one of those Israeli adjacent like uh nefarious uh PSIOS programs where they were just like there's fucking with the Virginia sex ed program to create more anxieties and stuff, and it worked. Because that could have been like a like in an like a intelligence operations that we're just gonna make these people like freaked out or addicted to sex, afraid of sex, or pregnant. We're just gonna get them improper. I think that's it. Yeah, there's yeah, that's the spot.
SPEAKER_01It's close. What does it say? Well, I mean it l uh it doesn't even have the there's no signage.
SPEAKER_02Alright, well we're we don't we don't know what's going on. I gotta turn around here, don't I? We're gonna park and we're gonna go find these goddamn Alright, say something really insensitive.
SPEAKER_01Really insensitive?
SPEAKER_02About what type of I don't know, not about people, just about humanity. Goddamn spot! There's drawers, I need drugs!
SPEAKER_03Bye! Yep, yep!
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