PRIDE MONTH

FLAGS UP, BELLIES OUT!

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

Hey! So we're back to Generation Podcast. So this technically airs whenever I post it. Um but this is our drug run aftermath officially. We'll refer back to it. This either just happened, once happened, or has happened or never will happen. We do not have drugs right now.

SPEAKER_02 0:21

No. I mean I'm feeling it. I have some, but I don't have um I feel them in my car. We don't have mushrooms. No, no, that's gonna happen to us. Fine. Where I go? Uh we're going straight. We're going straight.

SPEAKER_00 0:36

You're good here, man. Straight like the gay zinc. Yep. Just kidding. You can be whatever you want, and I accept you. Alright, so we we you terminology, you weren't aware of the androgynous, but it's like they don't talk about that because we talk about like gender fluid. But androgyny was about how one presents like physically with their dress or style or their appearance. I.e.

SPEAKER_02 0:58

David Bowie.

SPEAKER_00 0:59

So you had another excellent point. Oh for the murder! No, fuck it. I like how this guy's fucking honking ass. There's a goddamn truck truck. Like fuck off. People are burning alive in this fucking clown. Of course he's driving a Toyota, man. I know you have a Toyota butt. Toyota is a is an act of complimentary.

SPEAKER_02 1:18

He's driving with a goddamn oh, here's some nice guys.

SPEAKER_00 1:22

Alright. What the fuck are you doing? Oh my god, this is great. We didn't get drunk, then we're gonna die We're gonna die on a U Street. Alright. Alright, okay. Okay. Just a second. This guy gotta go by me. Bro, what are you doing? No! No! Thank you. Uh great radio. I see. Okay. Alright, so you're like, Bowie was in catch, right? I'm like, No.

SPEAKER_02 1:49

It was his one career regret.

SPEAKER_00 1:51

I bet if you dug him up, I didn't have. So just to clarify.

SPEAKER_02 1:54

I didn't actually say Bowie wasn't because I was like, man, Bowie was like, I was more trying to express that he looks like he could have actually done it.

SPEAKER_00 2:03

Like in his daily life, he just goes out. I mean, maybe there was this unknown time we live in, say, like Romania or whatever. Because he lived in Berlin, New York. I think he spent some time in LA. I mean, I know he was there or no. And he lived in London. So it's just like, but he's like Would you be surprised if there was an like a uh a new Bowie biography came out and he's just like And we just find out that he had a Romanian cat face. Like he just he dressed he wasn't in cat. He wasn't trying to do a like uh his own version of a cat musical or or a cat too. He's like Bowie ver cat two bowie version. What would it be? Cat era. What would what would his uh just what would that have looked like? What would his cat's era have looked like? It just calls the Cheshire Dilemma. And that's like his he has his like a concept album.

SPEAKER_02 2:58

It's a bunch of like nature meow sounds.

SPEAKER_00 3:06

Like sensory vinyl. That's awesome. Yeah, man. We are gonna have to get over that. Okay. Yeah, I'm fine. Figure it out. Ah, we'll go this way, yeah. That's fine. Yeah, yeah, it'll adjust. It adjusts to me, god damn it. I do what I want.

SPEAKER_01 3:23

Looks like I think we can do it. We'll do it.

SPEAKER_00 3:28

Oh, that is not a fucking thing.

SPEAKER_02 3:30

Yeah, maybe you don't just walk out in front of the car, sweetheart. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:34

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 3:35

Well, and we are successful.

SPEAKER_00 3:37

Maybe they're a prostitute and we missed our calling. She was a good looking prostitute, man. Yeah, she was a good looking.

SPEAKER_02 3:45

Okay, so we're gonna be going straight for about half a mile here.

SPEAKER_00 3:49

It's a tough economy to look at.

SPEAKER_02 3:51

You're on the wrong side of the fucking road, sir.

SPEAKER_00 3:53

Yeah, this is a disaster. This is crazy. Okay, so. Yeah, Bowie. Cheshire Dilemma, I like it. Alright. Well, they've ruined our bit, so we're gonna get a little bit more. Yeah, fucking. We're gonna do an adjacent. Fuck these people. I hope they're gonna get run over by someone else that's not me. This is why it's like driving at cities. Kids stress me out.

SPEAKER_02 4:12

What even it is? I'm gonna turn into Pac-Man and just start hit on No Pac-Man. I'm gonna pretend that people are the little goblins and I'm gonna just just destroy the city.

SPEAKER_00 4:32

I did enjoy good Froger games. Had Frogger on the uh shout-outs to the Game Boy Color? Game Boy Color Advanced. Game Boy Advance. There was the Game Boy Color, and then what came after it was the Game Boy. Dude, was that around the time that Dreamcast was out for like two weeks? Yeah. Dude, I I knew a guy, I hate college stories. I I love them. I know, but your college stories are more interesting because it wasn't 25.

SPEAKER_02 4:53

Well, I'm saying I love the I like your college story. Oh, yeah. Like there's an opportunity.

SPEAKER_00 5:03

Yeah. Honors college, they were like sweep it under the rug. Like, yeah, we should probably not. But he got like very low grades and he didn't go to class. But one of the things he did wasn't just playing video games, like Dreamcast, like featured prominently. Like imagine that you're not I'm sure it put him on whatever course he was bound to be in, but like imagine like your core thing altered because you played a Sega Dreamcast. And you're like, we really missed the the market. The the opportunity to warp minds was there, and Dreamcast did not deliver. But on this case it did. It did? Oh yeah, man. Yeah, they had a mid-Michigan metal band. This wasn't some like in town where there was like a mud hole and shit. We went there and it was we went there right before 9-11. Back to 9-11. I feel like the weekend before 9-11.

SPEAKER_02 5:51

There's so many stories that you're like, and that one, yep, that was right before 9-11 as well. And this one, no, that was post-9-11. It's just it's in it's like a your life before and after 9-11.

SPEAKER_00 6:02

Just imagine that we just I just like I mean, I don't know what it was like being a k like a kid. I mean, I was an old kid, I was nineteen, so it was like, hey, so like, uh, where are we what am I supposed to feel? Nothing? Okay. It was just weird. It was like football's cancelled. You know, like fun is candle burning. Yeah, like the first thing that you all actively like realize is just the world stops, sort of.

SPEAKER_01 6:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:26

But your world is like, oh, there's a football game this weekend and I don't have class for two days. But it wasn't like Oh, what do we do? Right. The world has changed forever. But it's like, not really. No, but kind of actually a few months later I couldn't go to uh we're gonna try and go right through this. My mom wouldn't send my birth certificate so I could drink in Canada. It's like she would or she wouldn't again anyways. She wouldn't send it? She wouldn't send it. Oh, my mom would do the same shit. And it's like that really worked out. You want to accelerate the experiences that are with other people so that one arrives at their own conclusions. So one time I uh Luther Danger was picking this up, um me and a couple buddies, and we were so lost, and we just kept like his phone was dying and mine was dying. Because we didn't have car charters in, probably. And I I just kept moving. Like he's like, Stay! He's like, what the fuck are you doing? Just stay in one place. I'm like, that would chest that would shut me the fuck out.

SPEAKER_02 7:31

I'd be like, We're getting we're getting further away from where we don't know where we are. It's like it's it's actually not making the situation worse. It certainly feels like it.

SPEAKER_00 7:41

And then like, I think so this is already under my belt.

SPEAKER_02 7:45

I'm waiting for SportsPro to get a better view. Oh So is you I see you looking Hispanic boy. I think I got I fingered someone in this.

SPEAKER_00 7:55

Oh not as great. No, a different part. A part nearby. But I totally fingered a Wolverine. What is a Wolverine? It's like a honey badger. Uh yeah, it's but not as cool. Yeah. It would be in danger if anyone it would call it in danger if anyone wanted it or people died. So it's not it's not this one, but it's this. This is foster kids and badgers. Foster kids and badgers.

SPEAKER_02 8:21

Fucking Wolverine sucked.

SPEAKER_01 8:23

Lame! Oh, you're aging out. Sucks to be you, Wolverine! Oh you know, it's closed the honey badger this year. X-Men is amazing. He's like the best wife.

SPEAKER_03 8:34

Should have went into that kind of how how are objectively gay would it be if there was an if there was an X-Men called the Honey Badger?

SPEAKER_00 8:44

I don't give a shit. He's also played by the guy that host hosts traitors, right? Honey badge just uh nightcrawler, right?

SPEAKER_02 8:51

There was nightcrawler.

SPEAKER_00 8:52

Yeah, but he the guy that plays him. Oh, the reason why there were so many gay actors in um the the original X-Men series is because the Brian Singer.

SPEAKER_01 9:01

Really?

SPEAKER_00 9:01

Yeah, he was he is uh he's a douchebag, but he was uh kind of a pioneer as far as being progressive. Well, no, I mean being a uh director that was high like so the X-Men was about the civil rights, like Malcolm X and uh Martin Luther King.

SPEAKER_03 9:17

Yeah. You know, Malcolm X was obviously it was like mutant rights.

SPEAKER_00 9:19

Yeah, yeah, and Malcolm X was Magneto. Yeah. So we had that approach. And um what's his face? Uh the other one. Professor X was fucking uh Martin Luther King.

SPEAKER_02 9:29

We almost hit Mr. Clean walking across the street.

SPEAKER_00 9:32

Sorry. But they made it kind of allegorical to gay is by stacking the deck with some sexy gay actors, you know, like Ian McClellan and uh the guy they're playing nice too.

SPEAKER_01 9:42

I'm sure someone's objectively Ian McClellan is so sexy, dude.

SPEAKER_02 9:47

I mean like he's the best, man. He can turn it on, and I would probably get wet for it.

SPEAKER_00 9:53

Alright, so I'm gonna drop whatever I was going with. Nothing about Ian McClellan's like You Should've been for my asshole! Isn't there some male birth control? That was a thing. Yeah, it's just like it was like a health thing, but it's just like instead of a condom, it's just like a butthole device that just like redirects and out of your butthole and like it spends very little time in your bottle. It's just like a low diversion because it's just melting little magnetopels. What do you call it? It's like a ma you just put this magnet on and it just takes your call it spermacide. No, what do they use? What do you use to like to not have as much sperm in your ass so you don't get an STI or whatever they call it? It's an ST, it's always the S C D.

SPEAKER_02 10:50

It's actually hysterical, because I've had thought before I'm like, what the fuck is the difference between FT and it is either? Do I have to diversify my ST my my STG portfolio?

SPEAKER_00 11:05

They're gonna left over here. We're gonna we're gonna go lift coming up. Oh it's like a Viking. That little dog is walking in. Oh dying. I'm dying for some dick.

SPEAKER_03 11:19

I know you have STDs, but have you considered STIs?

SPEAKER_00 11:24

Right. And then it's like we were talking earlier about uh uh we're one of the only countries on earth that you can you can advertise fucking medicine on.

SPEAKER_03 11:33

This is ridiculous. In San Francisco.

SPEAKER_00 11:36

I know like four types of breath for uh for like HIV. And I don't have it. There's no way I could get it.

SPEAKER_02 11:42

In no other world In no other world or no other country are are your casual citizens aware of number one what HIV is, and then number two, that there's different types of medication prepared.

SPEAKER_00 12:02

This is a this is a murder term. No, we're alright. We're not gonna die. They're unkillable. We don't have HIV or anything. Oh, yeah! We prepped for this action with Ligobi. Is Lugobi something?

SPEAKER_02 12:15

I think Lagobi's a way wall. Is it GL the way? What about how how about GLP twos?

SPEAKER_00 12:22

Yeah, that's just not getting HIV. You know how tremendously easy though it is? And it always was to not get HTTPs. Get HRE? It's fucked up though, it's just 'cause it's realizes a big group of things. I know we talked about like I guess a society, like how fucked up it was like the we just didn't know anything about it and it it leaned into natural prejudices that would exist. We grew up thinking like there's cooties or a thing. Right. And then a lot of people grow up like they're not there to prejudice against people of different orientations, but it's just like not knowing if someone is. Like, what's the what is the equivalent of that? Like, if someone's straight there, just like, oh whatever, I don't give a shit. Yeah. And said, I need to know. Like, no, you don't. You can try and figure it out if you're a person.

SPEAKER_02 13:07

Everyone else. Like you're the if you're really curious. Look for ooh. Look for the signs. Look for signs. Look for something.

SPEAKER_00 13:14

Yeah. Oh, so alright, so like, yeah, prep it's like there's like I don't know how many different times, but it's like, how do they how do you differentiate yourself in the prep market? I don't know. From a business standpoint. That's a good question. Like if we were like what ad campaign do you like if we're degenerate, like ad people like for degenerate this is prepping for degenerate nations. Yeah. Well what would what would our pitch be to that like uh like a manufacturer of like say it's like one of the manufacturers of a knockoff of Zempic and they're trying to get in the prep market, right? Okay. Well how would you spin it? We can lifestyle. We do like we we kind of go to the lifestyle.

SPEAKER_02 13:57

We go we go to uh Tampax girls playing in tennis skirts.

SPEAKER_00 14:05

They're just thinking about how much blood they're holding in? And be like, no, just look, I don't know. You're just showing like visual imagery that evokes holding in blood. Go straight. Go straight. I love it. I love it. Alright, so here's what I would do. Um I would lean into risky profiles of behavior. Because it's like the right way. You're not look, condoms are stupid. We know it, you know it. Every community We don't like 'em. You don't like 'em. So? Plan to not if you're gonna plan to not wear one. Plan on taking. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:42

Oh you're like, I know, because it's such a fun name. I don't know. Uh if you know you're not gonna if you know you're not gonna wear a condom and you know that you're likely gonna finish quick, take Don't Bust it.

SPEAKER_00 15:00

Don't bust it? Um rip letter rip.

SPEAKER_02 15:03

Yeah, uh something like a play on the words of like an automatopoeia, and it's like a implant. A chip. A chip.

SPEAKER_00 15:08

So you can let it rip.

SPEAKER_02 15:09

Take it. So what's the chip? Um fuck, man. Mission missionics. Like missionary or something.

SPEAKER_00 15:19

Oh, they don't do missionary. They do dictated face-to-face, dick-to-dick sex.

SPEAKER_02 15:23

Dick to dude.

SPEAKER_00 15:26

Mission I. Uh, something with a chip. Yeah, so it's an implant.

SPEAKER_01 15:29

It's a where do they implement it?

SPEAKER_00 15:32

So fucking bored as being a trillionaire at this point, he's already like, alright, fuck it. We're going to make sure everyone can go raw. Get back at work. Especially the community, the the the um the gay community, the man the the the ha the homosexual male community. And there's a big one. There's a big one. And we are I am pro I'm pro anyone. I'm pro any sexuality, man. Go touch and fuck and suck what you want. Any adults, fucking adults.

SPEAKER_03 16:03

It's skin on skin, man.

SPEAKER_00 16:05

Skin on skin for the whip.

SPEAKER_03 16:06

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 16:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 16:08

So maybe something like that. Skin chip? Skin skin winds. Skin with skin winds.

SPEAKER_00 16:14

Something a chip, though. Like you're gonna let it rip. Shake the chip and let it get the chip.

SPEAKER_03 16:18

Let it rip with Let it rip with quick chip. Quick chip. Let it rip with with Drip Chip? Wig wig Wigovi. Wiggoby.

SPEAKER_00 16:30

We won't go bought out by the way. Is it a company or is it the brand name? I think it's the brand name. It's like a whole fucking E. It's owned by like AstraZeneca or some shit. AstraZeneca. Astrodoctor. Something chip. God damn it.

SPEAKER_02 16:46

Stick um come come chip. Sperm chip.

SPEAKER_00 16:50

Blastoid. Blastoids. Blastoid.

SPEAKER_02 16:54

He's a Pokemon.

SPEAKER_00 16:56

The Blastoid Opioid chip. The Blastoid Opioid chip. Blastoid. It's a chip that you take inside an opioid. Oh man. Oh yeah, Blastoid. Okay, we got it. Blastoid. Blastoid. It's like an elder chip.

SPEAKER_02 17:09

It's like an optoid, but you take it and it blows your head off.

SPEAKER_01 17:13

One in four we'll die. One in four, my euphoric. Euphoric. Oh! Oh, yeah. Euphoric feelings.

SPEAKER_00 17:22

The best kind. Oh my god, I'm so low! Imagine if there was a we'll get back to this. This is a great beautiful right now. It was orange purple. It's like violent. So it is so. So what if there was an experience that it makes you feel what surviving an attempt does? Like without any damage, and it makes you just feel that like, I'm still here. This wasn't so bad, but it's in your butt and it feels amazing.

SPEAKER_02 17:53

You're like, whoa, I was so scared of being gay, but now I know what it feels like to have a throbbing cylindrical 12-inch tube inside of me.

SPEAKER_01 18:00

Pump it up, man.

SPEAKER_03 18:01

Bump the jam. Pump that cock, suck it big and thump it.

SPEAKER_01 18:06

Yeah. Right.

SPEAKER_03 18:07

So what what type of music are we?

SPEAKER_01 18:09

You're like, alright.

SPEAKER_00 18:13

Yeah, we're going for good. Yeah, no, I uh I I think we're on to something because I think that the problem with these commercials is they're not hitting the niche. Because like they're always airing during I've only, first off, I've seen them more during sports events than anything else in fucking Bravo. Like my fiance will watch the Bravo, and I don't see it in the Bravo commercial as much as a goddamn sporty event. And that's a bit of a head scratcher. Oh head scratcher there. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 18:42

I'm I mean, target guys below deck aren't going below deck.

SPEAKER_00 18:46

No, the people watching it. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. Yeah, it's like pop-up ads and fucking comment sections on entertainment weekly website and a Bravo website or whatever. And the Bravo Instagram. It's just like I'd start there. First off, and I would do I would do not print ads, but just like QR codes and like salons and shit, and be like Oh, salons, yeah. And then you just like that's I'm I'm testing it out. Because wait, we we're there's a there's a set a market that I mean we're really not touching on. Yeah and it's exclusively gay men that get their hair cut at the haircut. So it's just like the vote, the least like We're like, hey, they're costly.

SPEAKER_01 19:32

Our our drug might not be, but your choices are.

SPEAKER_00 19:37

Like, hey, this this this is American Maid. And it's American Main.

SPEAKER_03 19:44

For American men who get Vietnamese haircuts.

SPEAKER_02 19:47

Who get Vietnamese haircuts? Also might be, and this might sound sexist itself. Well, might be the last time I uh I let my hair get cut by a woman. It might be bad, but it was not bad.

SPEAKER_03 19:59

The Korean man the time before. Amazing!

SPEAKER_00 20:03

I didn't know it was Korean. I mean Did he say what was the last name? You don't have to say it was the guy as well. I'm not gonna ask him as Korean or working in the haircut. It's a really unique last name.

SPEAKER_03 20:15

But uh Well no, I'm making an assumption just based on the rest of who I'm assuming are Korean haircutters.

SPEAKER_00 20:22

Like there's the fucking market of just like they're just like cutting into the Vietnamese market. They're like, hey, no, I'm and I'm not gonna do it. The temptation is like it's so I'm sorry. I'm just picturing this, like, you know, there's if you saw another one Asian segment like another Asian segment, they're gonna be upset. And it's so funny because it's like imagine that there's this blood war between like discount air places, like sports clips, sports clips is like um, they're just going to Koreans are just trying to take over all the Korean versus like Vietnamese, right? Sri Lankan. A Sri Lankan salon mafia. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_01 21:04

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:04

Alright, so we're gonna do the the pill is blastoid opioid release uh opioid release is a chip. And it doesn't redirect the energy.

SPEAKER_02 21:15

It doesn't kill the sperm, it just redirects redirects the energy.

SPEAKER_00 21:18

Split her out, thankful for the experience, and then die peacefully later.

SPEAKER_02 21:22

And they're like, this is my choice.

SPEAKER_00 21:23

This makes it non-toxic.

SPEAKER_02 21:24

Right. It's their choice, and it's some of the carbon's release back into you, not even the atmosphere.

SPEAKER_00 21:31

Ooh, then it also makes sense.

SPEAKER_03 21:33

It's a green drug. We can market this at Whole Foods. We can market this at the end of the year.

SPEAKER_00 21:39

The thing is, if we look we just use extra research on lifestyle, like where are they where are they responding? Like, number one, it's probably somewhere where you're already spending money. Oh, for sure. Obviously, the haircut haircuttery you're going there, they got you locked in four times a year. And they're just your average haircut, dep, sixty five dollars a year. Alright. So we're gonna dil direct a door, obviously. Direct a door. And then a a second product is definitely gonna be poppers. Like a popper thing that you or you take like a popper.

SPEAKER_02 22:10

We kind of roll that out later though, because we don't we want people to really think of us first and foremost as like help. That's kind of the party fun side. We like work hard, play hard.

SPEAKER_00 22:18

But we're really just trying to get into the the market by providing a safe, uh, a safe maybe cheap, maybe generic. Hey, this product's generic, but your company's not.

SPEAKER_02 22:32

Our company's not, and neither's your butt hole.

SPEAKER_00 22:35

You want your bottle different to be as still as the same.

SPEAKER_01 22:37

This our our product's exactly the same, actually.

SPEAKER_02 22:42

Wait, we're we are gonna come in and we are gonna undercut, yeah. We're gonna come in hard, but gracefully. Undercutting the market over the undercutt easily.

SPEAKER_00 22:54

I'm probably up to 50%. I need to do this need to be an LLC because I already have we've got the the generation, but I don't have a company line for it. It's a little different than my production company where they would like micro-targeted campaigns for products that don't yet exist. Do you think the way to do it is to target like these random companies that just like have a thing? But they're like pre-approval or whatever to the gas station. So yeah, I mean, this creativity could also be applied to some type of gas station boner drug. So like I'm doing this uh story still in development, but it's like called male enhancement, right? And we still do that on the right. So it's like this like middle-aged guy, like a fading coxman, is like the marketing guy for like a gas station boner failed drug or something essentially. And then his his uh the guy that owns the company ends up investing in some brand new French drug and then and I know, obviously for a joke it's called banana seal. And and but it ends up being like the thing that works.

SPEAKER_01 23:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:56

And so then it goes from there is just trying to it's it's but male relationships. Uh male friendships and and mentorships and whatever. Yeah but set in the owner world. Which best world. Best world. But yeah, but yeah, but we got the we got the skill, it's just like, hey, if you're if you need a team out there, you got a product, maybe it's uh maybe it's illegal, maybe it's not.

SPEAKER_03 24:20

Yeah And maybe maybe you are maybe you are hoping to exist in between those realms actually legal and illegal.

SPEAKER_00 24:29

As i.e. the mushroom drug tri drug uh trip we were on today. Yeah. We turned out it was a bad trip. Um okay, so we got a few minutes left. And what what this was really laying the groundwork to get to is a queer guy.

SPEAKER_02 24:49

What type of what type of guy would I try to be like I what just for our listeners to give you a mental image, we saw two incredibly confidents incredibly honestly they're good looking dudes.

SPEAKER_03 25:02

They weren't like supermodels, but two of the most confident looking dudes rock and midriff shorts had George.

SPEAKER_00 25:10

George looked like bought them for rip though, right? Probably. Maybe he had done it himself. I'm just saying that because a lot of them are artistic. I don't know. I'm not trying to say he just looked talented. I'm not trying. I did all around.

SPEAKER_02 25:22

But what the cop I want to walk around in my life with that level of conf like, and I'm usually all the time. This is a uh comedic podcast. We do kind of weed between the topics in a 100% truth way. I really do wish I had that confidence. I mean, is that guy, but with my like drive and sense of humor.

SPEAKER_00 25:47

Dude, alpha.

SPEAKER_01 25:49

That's alpha shit.

SPEAKER_02 25:50

I love it. I mean I wish I had like I'm I think what like li uh this uh I was gonna say life's a journey was what I was gonna say. But like I aspire to like try and work towards that. Like, in like maybe not the jean shorts, and maybe not the midriff, but the confidence. Midrip shy for the ancient guy.

SPEAKER_00 26:12

Gold, big out! And like season two, they're just working exclusive with outis. Guys with outdies. That were just like breeches or whatever the fuck you How do you get an outie as a as a kid? I used breaches.

SPEAKER_02 26:27

I thought you meant the car at first, and I was like, Okay, yeah, I could see it's more I'm I think they're more like superoos, but you know.

SPEAKER_00 26:35

Fucking hilarious, man. No, but just like, yeah, I want I could walk like that. Dude, I've like we could do that.

SPEAKER_02 26:41

I think I walk walk with a I tend to walk pretty fast, and I have bad knees, like both of them. One has half a meniscus in it, the other one I've done damage to, and I just don't know what's wrong with it. I've never got it checked out.

SPEAKER_00 26:54

Sometimes I feel like I walk with like weird limp shit. It's unintentional. You gotta get that like that lamp that's like I wonder. I want the pimpl. I want the pimp lamp. Yeah, you got the you got the stable lamp where it's like you were blocked. I looked your baby.

SPEAKER_02 27:09

I looked like I looked like I was abused as a child and I grew into my limp.

SPEAKER_00 27:14

You look you're abused and it just like affected your sexuality. Like I like I had like out of the gate.

SPEAKER_02 27:20

I had a cane for a few years and then it got kicked away upon bad grades.

SPEAKER_00 27:25

Just like straight from the breach to the to the boardroom. That's the type of gay I would be, man. Straight breach to the board room. I wish.

SPEAKER_03 27:34

I wish I came out the womb as authentic as fuck.

SPEAKER_00 27:37

I would have appears I would have the chain out of the 2001 chain belly button from an Audi.

SPEAKER_02 27:44

Do you think gay acceptance will ever get to the point where like childs are offered anal sex beats like in school?

SPEAKER_00 27:49

Well wait, what? I don't know why. Child. Childs, children. What do you mean anal sex beads?

SPEAKER_01 27:57

Like just for a religion?

SPEAKER_00 27:59

It becomes the new religion? Yeah, it's like Kabbalah. But it's no, that's not what I meant. I meant like, you know how they give kids like fidget toys to pay attention in class?

SPEAKER_02 28:08

What if they gave a kid like anal beads to pick a class?

SPEAKER_00 28:14

Let's be clear.

SPEAKER_02 28:15

Yeah, yeah, high school. For my fidget to my fidget, my fidget toys back.

SPEAKER_00 28:21

My high school kids. You know, you know, like like graduation, almost graduation week, there's like a seminar comes in in our company, and it's just like we find the most mid-risk men, like ever.

SPEAKER_01 28:33

Good pivot, by the way.

SPEAKER_00 28:35

It's just like they come in, it's like a guy that's like a younger version of me, really confident. Not exactly swingy, but you know he's bothered. Or he will again. It's like mixing it up. Look, you don't know which side I come from. Yeah. Which side I receive from. It's just a receive knowledge.

SPEAKER_02 28:53

Yeah. You're looking at me and you're like, wow, he looks like a young David Bowie kind of.

SPEAKER_00 28:58

And you're like, wow, yeah, that's exactly what we want to just do. It's like a scars and fucking uh nice scars. Full neck and a D couple D V, and he's got eyeliner to throw you off. Yeah. And a pierce, like, what is this? Chin.

SPEAKER_03 29:13

The chin, the stud? The chin stud.

SPEAKER_00 29:16

What's the chin stud for?

SPEAKER_03 29:17

Uh.

SPEAKER_00 29:18

Is that to tickle hole? I think it might just be looking like I think it's ornamental. I want an ornamental chin.

SPEAKER_02 29:25

And I don't mean I I want give me an Oriental ornamental. Sorry. No, no, that's the style.

SPEAKER_01 29:32

When it's furniture or whatever the fuck are runs or piercings on your chin. There is there is furniture described as Oriental. Everyone knows. Everyone knows we're talking about IKEA. IKEA adjacent objects.

SPEAKER_00 29:46

There's IKEA's gotten into the Oriental market. My dude, my my grandfather, God rest his soul, he was based in the Philippines.

SPEAKER_03 29:53

He was in the Air Force. He threw around Oriental like it was fucking.

SPEAKER_00 29:58

Well, I mean, when it was the 60s. Yeah, come on. That's that I don't know when that wasn't the I don't know when that stopped being like the Okay.

SPEAKER_02 30:07

It was probably like early 2000s.

SPEAKER_00 30:08

Where they were like, hey, before that. It was definitely like before that. That's awesome. It was after 911. Yeah, they're like, hey, shh this for install thing. We can't do it at sports. We can't do it.

SPEAKER_03 30:21

The damn Saudis are getting a lot of flack. I need you guys to chill out with the throw almost the same. Deep East Asian Age.

SPEAKER_00 30:27

They started the before they were sports watching, level one is first due 9-11. Level two is to start eliminating like phraseology about uh peoples or countries or orientations or anything. So that you you you you criminalize or like the or stigma you stigmatize or criminalize words so that you don't follow the pay per trail of nine eleven that leads back to the Saudis and you know, possibly another country.

SPEAKER_04 30:57

We don't want to know, we're not gonna say, so we're not gonna we're not a evidence, you know, if you Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 31:05

Look, you know, we're saying do your own research. Do your own research on the rabbit hole, they know what we're gonna do. It's not like it's not like we're not saying it. Charlie from It's Always Sunny being like, It's all Pepe Silva. It's all Pepe Silva. Oh, what is it? Dude, what if it's like I know we had a comment the other day and it was really cool. I'm not gonna say who the YouTube person was, but check us out on YouTube. Yeah, by the way. This is a great time to plug. We just like we just like dance around who probably also was involved in Nine Love, and then we plug our stuff. And if you guys want to sponsor us, you know. We'll actually say your name inside. We'll mention your country. You know, possible financial. It's like the Swiss probably too bad of the Swiss. They lost the soccer game. I think we collectively probably lost like eight, maybe eighty bucks, fifty to eighty bucks. But then I made some back on Morocco. Maybe not. I don't know. It's probably fifty or sixty. So we're the one we'll cut. Why is it the United States? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 32:01

I'm uh people like before you if you had asked me that a couple days ago and it was like, and why is it the United States? I would have like actually probably like not gotten annoyed or bad, but I would have given you a laugh response.

SPEAKER_00 32:13

After watching that video, uh if we have a consider the reality if we have a goaltender, which we don't know if we do really. Yeah. But if we have if you get like two-thirds. What? You didn't get two things. I thought SDI. He got tests, he failed to be. He failed. They wouldn't let him into Canada because he had an SDI. That's a blanket. The whole things are whole things in America.

SPEAKER_02 32:34

So we don't. That was more reference to like some player on one of the teams got uh they didn't let him into Canada for their first game. Oh, because he raped somebody, possibly. That's like that was a good thing.

SPEAKER_01 32:43

And then their the their federation came out, they were like, He's not even banned from a team in our country for a crime. We don't know if he did.

SPEAKER_00 32:52

Sorry, but like if you're if you're on trial of like you sue later. Like, I'm sorry, but I'm on Canada's side there. I am too. And is it like a serious crime and it's just like, alright. Well then you don't let him in and then you sue their balls off if you're not guilty. Everybody wins. I wasn't obviously the person who may have been horribly assaulted. We don't know. I wasn't sure if that's when I heard the name, I was like, is that the same guy?

SPEAKER_03 33:20

And I was like, I think it's someone else. And then I checked. And I was like, oh, I don't fucking give a shit.

SPEAKER_02 33:26

Yeah, they don't care because it's like they're like, no, table Twitter. We want national flag more than we want like evil rights.

SPEAKER_00 33:34

No, but it was I don't I only I saw a piece about that, but I think it was like only their soccer federation saying that. Yeah. Crazy. And they're like, it's P charges anyways. They're like, We don't even change We haven't even charged them. You know, like no, he's his charge, isn't he?

unknown 33:49

Just let him play. No, they shouldn't play.

SPEAKER_00 33:50

No, so that's where they're saying. How much money do they get to find for the round of thirty two? Follow the money trail. It's a it is a always follow the fucking money trail, especially the most FIFA or nine eleven. Which FIFA might have FIFA might have funded nine eleven. FIFA did nine eleven. Infantino was driving the pl or flying the plane, he jumped out, he parachuted. I've seen that guy, I think he did I think he did a flight attendant training. And it's like it l it went deep. They had a backup plan, it's like they were gonna pass out poison peanuts and then and then someone else was. That they planned they prep for, led by infant infantino or whatever, and he's just like trained all these these attendants, and there was like there was like a shadow attendant on one of the other planes. And it was just or that was like another plan of like whatever. Before we got distracted by like boot boot knives or whatever that made us take our shoes off. There was an ancillary plan direct uh developed by FIFA before it was just like we're gonna take down an airplane if our if plan one doesn't work, if you try to storm the try to storm one. If you try to storm it in cocktail and it doesn't work, but they're still in the air, then you just like the things come down and there's like fumes come out or something and we just like poison the thing. So no one else can do like save the plane, and so the other person they also train to do the plane thing takes down. See that this is why I'm glad that I was not like my mind has not been used for evil unless it is so, so prime. We could just tap into it. Oh my god. I do, I do think about that and be like, dude, if I really leaned into being a criminal, like it's like you think of everything, you have to do it. It's not just logistics, it's like Alright, so I I remember I remember watching I wasn't that old now, I was maybe like 1820. I was like, well, obviously that it wasn't, oh my god, that's interesting, or oh my god. No, you just make them out. I was like, yeah, obviously. You get somebody to do it that has little to no social connection to you or anything, and no one's gonna miss, and then you get them to do it, and then you kill 'em. With no paper trip. There you go. Burner phone. And then, you know, that's essentially cover your losses. Uh I'm looking for a job. So, you know, FIFA. You know Let us know. Let us know. Get back to me. We have some um we have some unique soccer skirts at Hotmail.com training program. Oh my god. Can you imagine like an AI partnership opportunities airline? We're just bringing Spirit back. Spirit just becomes a terror airline. It's like a new It's a terror training line. They're like, oh shit, oh I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. So they they train crisis actors to simulate these things, go on, but it's like, you know how schools prep for like like school shittings and stuff? And there's a company that does that, and these are like last theater people. But we're gonna find the pre-lapse theater people that never got to the B theater people that overpay and overpay them. And overact. And overact. We went so over the top. We went really over the top, but realistic over the top is what we is is the name of the company.

SPEAKER_03 37:26

And we will stage realistic. We buy an airline. We find a dead airline.

SPEAKER_00 37:31

Everything's real but the bullets and the blood. The bullets are real. The bullets fake. We get terrorists that are like amped up to like, but why is this a not it's why is this a real bullet? You get one terrorist that's real and you get a reality show, like in Jerry. You know that show?

SPEAKER_04 37:53

It's like it's hot time! It's hot time!

SPEAKER_01 37:58

You see infringement, you know, we don't know what's going on. Take it away, my okay! It's got a virgin! It's hot!

SPEAKER_02 38:15

Like, oh my gosh, there's like oh my gosh on that. You guys really got it.

SPEAKER_01 38:21

You really got it. Anyone who does this has uh has sex. Oh my god, oh my god. Even even uh for even the first flight attendant, I slit her throat. Even her? She's dead. She is. Is that not real?

SPEAKER_00 38:35

Isn't practical terrorists? It's like an over-the-top production. They're like they're whispering things for other people to say. And he's in earnest, ready to storm the game.

SPEAKER_01 38:45

He's like, Do you Okay, I can't do it. Do you Do you open this cock pizza right? No, I swear. I I would knock it to death.

SPEAKER_00 38:58

I will go into Peacock! Oh, no, this is what are you? Hilarious. Not once. Not the true not the like the Christmas thing for say, but like I tested like Bombest or technology. No, listen, listen. It was one of these temp gigs. This is our this is our emphasis on temp gig. So, oh my gosh. Let me set this scene. And I got a girl's phone number right now. Also, okay. The following things happened. I got a girl's number. Very cute. Nice. Very Filipino and mixed. Very also glad you didn't use the other word we were used in earlier.

SPEAKER_01 39:35

No, but like she was that would have been an inappropriate context and application of that word.

SPEAKER_00 39:41

So uh she had like a like uh like a sprayed wrist hole. So she stood out immediately, you know. Not you know, whatever. You know, it's just like she had a long Filipino wrist, okay? Filipina. Filipina. That's like that's because it's span it's uh conjugate. Yeah, we conjugate a U conjugate. It's gotta be hard to conjugate with someone that's in dress. Oh, it's so great. And she had a cool name, and one time later, when we hung out, she played a song for me that she wrote, and it was on a rooftop bar or something. And I was like, this is so romantic and I'm so not smashing whatever. But it was just like and then she's clearly like bonkers. But anyway, this is like I had a fucking uh bomb vet simulator temp shot meat cube with a Filipina. Filipina, singer songwriter, while I was just like in the throes of my depression. This is like uh this is like like at a hotel, like conference room things, like and so it was just like we were testing like what these scanners would. So like what they would pick up. So you would it was a fucking and me and her and a couple of other people were joking how it was our catwalk, you know? Yeah. And I was like, I'm not catwalk, I'm the catwalk. And so I'm like, imagine being not suicidal, but very dark, very depressing. And you're wearing a fucking box in a hotel room, and you're getting like flawed locks or whatever. The applications of this technology could really be life-changing. What if it wasn't even a security company? It was just trying to see what you could get away from. They're like, hey, let's put that on let's put the ad belt on uh Craig's whole time doing a concept of like mid-air terrors taking over a plane, and then you guys you just start hearing clapping, and then it's like, what is going on? We're just like, it's got the thing, it's like what if it was just a flame extended? All you gotta do is they they put gas in those things. You have to create turbulence, and then you put the gas, and it's just like a long play. And then isn't it easier to take over a plane if you if everyone's gas down? Yeah. You power them down and like the one seat doesn't have like the one seat doesn't have you just don't gas the cockpit. Well, all the the people the gas well, you just knock them out. Like one of those, like you know that old cartoony that was live the Batman Batman show.

SPEAKER_01 42:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 42:13

It was like the laughing gas or naga gas. And it was like Joker, and it was like the guy was in the sixties, like you saw that shit.

SPEAKER_03 42:20

I know what you're talking about. Bang woo!

SPEAKER_00 42:22

Yeah, and then come pow! Yeah, come pow through the cockpit, and then you take the plane down.

SPEAKER_01 42:26

There you go.

SPEAKER_00 42:26

Yeah, that's fine, because then it's like you have like five or six people off like two versus three, like you're it's like you're the isolating the odds, and you take away, you're like, Luke, we learned a lot. There's people we didn't expect people to like know what was going on and then let's you know, dem or us, you know. It is demor us. I don't want to get smashed into a building and also die. We're gonna just do this. So we're like, huh. We're like, here's the rub. Just what if nobody dies and or they're they're knocked out when they die, and then everyone wins. It works. And then we did that's how we got the World Cup. It works. Oh yeah. I did have a flag enclosure on it. And I meant to bring that so it was okay. It was uh so this involves World Cup, eh? So So I was thinking what if what if I had been commission what if I had like been commissioned to write like a speech or like or just like what if there's just like someone that writes like rallying people for like if they really need motivation We're talking about it's your group game in the Olympics or the World Cup especially and you're two you have no chance to qualify. Like when it was like North Korea, one of those pod on places that I'll get to the World Cup and it was a Cape Verde. So it's theoretically Cape Verde goes zero goals to thirteen in their in their first two games. And you're uh you're game three. You have no chance at all to qualify, right? And Nashwing has a speech and this is what this is worked better in the last World Cup because, you know, they had slaves Building their fucking shit. And not in the way that the pyramids were either built by, you know, mo a lot of slave labor or aliens were aliens using slaves.

SPEAKER_02 44:10

They knew they were contributing to something. Aliens probably invented slaves. I think that they that you know devil's advocates for the slaves. They probably knew they were, you know, contributing to an ancient wonder of the world.

SPEAKER_03 44:25

They were like, this is gonna be in a textbook.

SPEAKER_01 44:28

They're gonna remember us.

SPEAKER_03 44:29

Hey, Ahmed, you can keep carrying just as much as I can. It's a choice to focus on how it hurts. Mindfulness was the game of Egyptian slaves falling like five million tons of granite up steep slopes. This is a scam.

SPEAKER_00 44:45

Mindfulness is a fucking scam. No, organizing your thoughts and like getting better from that is not a scam. It's not. Like slowing negative thoughts down or knowing that it's thoughts slowly is not a scam. But mindfulness in the in the way that it's presented to people that are neurotypical. It does I don't alright. If you're neurotypical, you're probably not. So what if you know what it's neurotypical that also practices mindfulness effectively instead of finding something adjacent to it that works for them? Please. Degeneration at gmail.com. But so imagine if we were hired to like do the speech and you're just like, look, people died for you to play on this field.

SPEAKER_01 45:28

Are you gonna go out like this? Are you gonna get a tie? Are you gonna tie a scan? Can it dance?

SPEAKER_00 45:37

They never use the speech. He does it the whole time. The whole time or the you know, the Women's World Cup and they done the woman play. So you just we got paid those. Yeah, he is like half half of the speech is about like, and you can return home to your husband. Say back to your rightful roles, and it's like it's just like the question is would you take that money?

SPEAKER_04 46:01

Maybe.

SPEAKER_00 46:02

I mean, how good was the money? Are we is like FIFA money? Maybe it's FIFA money. It's like infantino money. Infantino money. Infantino slush flow. Infinite. Infinite infantito slush flow. God, I hope he's not around.

SPEAKER_02 46:15

He's not gonna die ever.

SPEAKER_00 46:17

He's a booker, so he drinks blood. He looks like a pal. He does look like he's like, was he saying with Bill Gates? He's like a stoke. He was Bill Gates. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 46:26

I told you this on the cast, but I was at a watch party last night with like 20 people. In this really cool bar, it was a f it was actually pretty for uh that's like I wouldn't say a core memory, but I definitely have already logged that into like memorable soccer experience.

SPEAKER_00 46:41

Well we were so cool. It was all a one. We played amazing about soccer outside of like cast moments in a long time. But like they show me.

SPEAKER_03 46:59

No one says anything, and I go, is that fucking Bill Gates? I go, release the fucking Epstein files. And people on my team are like, oh yeah, yeah, like those files.

SPEAKER_00 47:10

If you were in the bro zone, I don't know, man. I got bro zone hard by one of my bros. Were there any were there any people gambling? And then I'm gonna go. Some people were betting and they didn't weren't aware. There's probably there's we're probably in the the center of the Venn diagram of people that will relentlessly seek um um stimulation. Yeah. You know, so betting as as sober people is probably the easiest way. I've never vaped, so maybe it's the second easiest way. Maybe, maybe like instantly balls on and whatever. Stimulation scratch a people that have a social conscious or just at least aware of things as a as a as a story. Yeah. Or that he's an awful person. Yeah. And it's just like and then you're you're apparently out there or never the twain shall meet. Yeah. Like how could he not see that and not have a reaction? Because they all saw it. But like Bill Gates and like the less than half of people either made a face or laughed. You don't have neutrality, you got Switzerland on it.

SPEAKER_02 48:09

And that's I guess uh that's something like it's it's interesting. I'm like, oh my god, about that, and then in other environments I I feel like I'm the one that's like, oh, I shouldn't say anything around.

SPEAKER_00 48:22

I was worried you were like inviting me, I was like, fuck, I want to go, but I was like kind of tired. Yeah. But when we score we scored earlier in that game, and it was a like a wizard wizard. Right. Dumb sick, two sweet touches by the the two players that left, and then but then we got a known goal. I was like, alright, this is fun. I get charge back up. But before that, I was like, oh yeah, and then I was like, hey, you kind of like that too. Yeah, we're working on the we're working through like the social dynamics of social anxiety, and I know what energy I bring. And so unless I'm like tapped in from the bullpen to be a wingman or act a certain way, it's just like I could get into basketball mode or adjacent because like that game was intense. So I would have been like shitting on Bill Gates too. Yeah, no, I would have been the Palpatine guy.

SPEAKER_02 49:06

Well, and I thought like I I thought about it for the chosen long. I like got I was getting ready, I was like, Yeah, I think I kinda I kinda wanted you. I know injured. You're a cop?

SPEAKER_00 49:19

But I was just didn't have the energy in this. It came it came quicker. It came later. And I felt like they're going in.

SPEAKER_02 49:29

I was like, uh I don't know how this is gonna be. I know some of the other guys on the team are like really pumped for this. And I had like a feeling I was like I'm like, this is gonna this is gonna pop off. Like there's a chance it should pop off.

SPEAKER_00 49:41

And it and it kind of did, but it didn't, but like it was awesome, man. That was fun, man. No, man, that's the thing, is just like consider me, consider me in the bullpen is just like we maybe we use codes on the fly, like what DEF CON level we are, your horniness, okay your desire to fit in or whatever. We need a we'll work on a chart. We'll work on some turtles. Can we do hand signals? We could do like baseball hand signals, like three taps on the head and then a tummy squirrel. I mean if I've got a boner and I'm gonna fuck someone. No, but you're just like we're there we're talking about someone uh of a re from a recent encounter uh when we're at the bar and I was talking about a goddamn animal, and it's just like I can turn it off. However, it's like I need to know if there is an agenda. And when the agenda changes, because I'm when we talk about that midriff confidence, I do have it, and it still exists in a way that I know I'm not working towards an outcome. Yeah. So because of that, I feel like I can make virtually any outcome possible for someone else. I think it's it's unless that thing is getting me a job. That makes a lot of anything else I can do. That makes a lot of sense. Right? And I'm gonna start. I don't have the Audi, so I'll never have that full confidence. I can wear no shorts.

SPEAKER_01 50:52

I could rock. Dude, those guys are gonna either two two absolute open possibilities. They're either gonna get fucked so hard or punch someone so hard tonight.

SPEAKER_00 51:04

Or they're gonna get really fucked up. Or I wanna do hoppers with those guys, and I want to learn the playbook. Where the what? Learn where the night goes. The night goes, I know where it would go. Yeah. Yeah, I've closed down a gay bar before. That my friend didn't know we were going to a gay bar. Because he suggested a place. Okay. Do you know I'd been there before for like I think like a day brunch or something. It was cool.

SPEAKER_01 51:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 51:32

Um Support and I think it's still open. I don't know. Nelly's in DC. If you're in DC. Look it up, because I'm not sure I've been there since it was twenty nineteen. And it was after the final four.

SPEAKER_01 51:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 51:41

So we have Michigan State had lost. So and maybe another night, like, dude, you know that's like a gay bar. Like, are you and he's not like he's not like like his proclivities aren't to be like super embrace. He's not I don't think he's prejudiced, but it's not like I know he didn't know. Yeah. Like, I immediately got the flat that he had no fucking clue.

SPEAKER_02 52:01

And you were you had a choice. You were like, I'm definitely not coming. No way.

SPEAKER_00 52:07

This would be a good way to like forget the pain of losing.

SPEAKER_02 52:11

And just to see how this yeah, this will be an introduction.

SPEAKER_00 52:13

Yeah, and then we get there, and then the best part is his normal time, uh, he was late, of course. So I'm in line. Me knowing damn well it's a gay bar. I'm in line outside. And there's a cute one of the girls is definitely really cute in front of me. And I was single, and I was like, I I found a way around saying, you know, I'm not gay. Or something, but it was just like and I was like, what am I doing? I'm like, wait for my friend. You know, he doesn't know this is I was like, I uh I was I think at one point I just stopped and was like, Well, I I'll see you in there. Uh I hope uh we'll have a nice And I just try I'm sure I trailed off, but it's just like that that bizarre confidence of just like I could probably There is a world in which this works. I could try and pull this up. But I was just like exactly, but I was like, wait, this is like why am I Because I don't have anyone with me. So I'm like, I mean what's worse, like just doing the trying to code, like set the tone to pet possibly pick them up later, or to for them to think that you might also have an imaginary friend.

SPEAKER_02 53:16

Like, make them think, like, is he is he not sure if you're gonna be able to do it. You're in the closet and your imaginary friend is not. I'm actually here waiting for my friend.

SPEAKER_00 53:26

My straight friend that's also imaginary is on his way.

SPEAKER_02 53:30

I like your um your boobs look crazy.

SPEAKER_00 53:33

I know, and he's just like pivoted talking about their purse, and then he just like I'm waiting. Let's do coke and the bathroom off my dick, and that's the colours as it'll get. And but then he shows up and then he he very quickly realizes that wait, what's going on? I was like, you know, it's uh it's a gay bar. He's like he looks around and saying, he's like, and then I didn't expect the this the glorious man that he didn't just like shrugged, it's gonna be a drink, and I mean I wasn't drinking then, so I'm like sober, I think in an NAB, but we ended up dancing night away. And people like we didn't see I think it was maybe because we were both like kind of together and we gave off a little bit of straight energy instead of like but also in a way that didn't care. It wasn't it wasn't straight energy that was a welcoming place that wasn't trying to like fight against the gay place. Look, I'm sure not every gay bar is a welcoming place. It's like most straight places aren't. Most straight places. I'm sure some gay places aren't. But it's like we closed that shit down and it made me feel better about losing the final four, man. I recommend everyone go to a gay bar and close that fucking shit down. It was awesome. Be there until you're the last boot uh booty out that door. Well the thing is I don't think that uh it's the same vibe with like the d the depressing scenery at the end of the night. It wasn't one of those spots because we would have seen it, right? Yeah, there wasn't guys that's like just like standing there closing. Yeah, we closed it down, but it was just like even at a point I think it was one of the Jimmy's closed down. Uh it was one of those uh oh yeah, we saw this lady asked if we were calling. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 55:08

Are you guys cast?

SPEAKER_00 55:10

What did she say or something about it?

SPEAKER_01 55:14

I'm gonna call Mayor.

SPEAKER_02 55:15

I'm gonna write the what's going on up in this bitch. Yeah, all right.

SPEAKER_00 55:19

Yeah, go right Spamberger. She looked like she was about she can write a letter of crayon. There's no way she used tonic. I could see her doing gin, straight chin. She's got gin in her bloodstream just all the time. She's got pussy blood full of gin. She had a partlement just hanging off her shoulder. She's dangling off her shoulder. Oh gosh, she's kind of like holding it weird. She got a price tag in her bra trap and she soiled herself. And we wanted to fuck her. But we didn't. We didn't. And now I want to. I kind of regret it a little bit. Do you regret it? I mean, these three would have got wet. Do you think we should Do you think Alright. You know what that was I know that night didn't work out that we wanted to, so I would have given you first divs on a hole. What would you have chosen?

SPEAKER_02 56:05

Um Mouth.

SPEAKER_00 56:07

Mouth. Interesting. Interesting. Just to shut her up. Oh my god. I don't think it would.

SPEAKER_02 56:12

That sounds so crude. I think she'd still be smoking.

SPEAKER_00 56:15

I think she'd still be smoking a cigarette watching this. Um, if I had to pick. Because although she'd probably have some missing teeth, so it'd feel really good. I would just like blindly choose. Like blindly choose, like, just let her choose to choose. Yeah, and leave me the promised land character. Well, alright. If no, this also involves a choice, which is like a rush lyric.

SPEAKER_04 56:34

If you have not chosen or something, you still have made a choice.

SPEAKER_00 56:38

And that's and it's just like, I will let Andy pick. So would you let me pick? Or would you let her pick? Oh my gosh, I don't know, man. We might have to ask her. I'm thinking she wants to look at you. So she's I'm saying it's the Are we going three ways? Undercover police double stack. And well, obviously going three ways.

SPEAKER_03 57:06

Undercover police double stack?

SPEAKER_00 57:08

Yeah, she's getting stuff, and like she wants to go face to face. Last call missionary with you. Why pump her from the back? But I think she wants to look in your face. Okay. And and then I I would love that. You had to experience that. Well, I'm just huffing and puffing. I'm great. It's great. I can't even remember what she looks like. I'm okay with that. Yeah. Do you think she died that night? Dude, she she might have got hit by a car. Alright, bye.