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Amelia Earhart:  The One That Got Away

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Welcome to the General Nation Podcast. We're in a goddamn parking garage, and uh I l are you I fucking love parking garages. Parking garages are great. I should have been a private investigator. They're American institutions. They are the first time. Where do you think Canada? No, no, you said American institutions, and you're like, oh Canada. But then I was doing American institutions, and then I was like, I wonder if it was really America. It's a deal in Canada a Canadian ideal. We're gonna take probably what we're gonna take uh what is it uh Alberta, right? We're gonna take it and we're gonna we're the entire purpose we're gonna drain this one is getting all getting all their oil selling their oil for soccer defense people because we could fucking use it and then showing America what the sport could be so that I could not lose a lot of money. Yeah, they were just I didn't lose that much. It felt it it was just a moral, it felt more of a moral. No, because it's America and it's just like we'd quit. We didn't quit, we just quit for like 45 seconds. For 45 seconds at the end of the year. Three different times combined, like maybe 45 seconds. After we scored that first goal, we had a couple minutes where we looked pretty good, and then we just kind of shut off first half. No, it was yeah, it was like the counter, it's like we just ooh, the Russian is cut, you know, like Rocky four, and then Rocky wins, but like in reality, Rocky doesn't fucking win and make the speech that arguably won the Cold War, just took a while to take. That was a turning point. In the Rocky verse or in the realm of the first time. The Rocky verse showed that we literally we beat them with fuck first off, we beat them with commerce. Yeah, commerce and vibes. We vibes, vibes the only we we fucking like stacked a deck against the route the Soviets by listen. Listen listen listen to Vietnam and Laos.

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Listen.

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This is what we did. We realized that fighting satellite wars, maybe not the best way to first option that ideology, the only ideology that I'll ideology that matters is financial ideology. So we're like, oh yeah, this is about us being beating them at missiles and shit and beating this, and we all we did was we spent them in the ground. Yeah, really. Because they had no infrastructure for the side. We're gonna buy more bullets, missiles, soldiers. Yeah. Actually, they might have a speed on the the people front. No, they don't. Russia? At that time, you think? Oh, then?

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No.

SPEAKER_02

No? Look up uh look at the Soviet population, which let's say pick a year. Let's go 1960. 80s something? 65. Is that Cold War? Nah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But that was um Vietnam was already like Vietnam was just like let's say 1970.

SPEAKER_02

It was a war against the ideas, and I guess I don't even fucking know if the Soviets were involved. Because we shut down Vietnam. In Vietnam? Well, no, I mean like financing any of the Viet Cong type of stuff. But like Which we did. We did. We definitely know the the Soviets? We finance the South. How we're always picking the South. Oh yeah, we did I we didn't finance the Viet Cong, we were fighting the Viet Cong. God, I sometimes make the biggest the biggest all flips on deposit. And the the danger of it is so great. The danger of just following the tangent of like, oh yeah, that's what that was. I mean intelligently talk us into the ground and then we're confident doing this. It's always like, oh yeah, it's like I think I think I follow. Yeah. Um USS USSR by the way population the best fucking anthem. And it's not close. It's still great. It's Russia now, but it's still fucking. Why the Beatles wrote it has the only thing the Beatles could have been talking about in back in the USSR. It may have sound tough. Were they touring? In in did they? No. I shit. I don't know who performed. I know who performed. I really don't know. I've never understood. RD fucking Sanders. Yeah. Vacationed in St. Petersburg and checks out the Soviet. That does, that does check out. Yeah. Rules for the and not for socialism. Socialism. USSR population in 1970. I gave another S there. Oh, 70. That's not relevant. 241 million. Do we have over a billion in the US currently? Wait, I don't know if you were setting up a bit. No, I'm not. I'm really, I'm just like, how many how many people do we have in the US? Wait, to be clear, to be clear, unfortunately, I can't even say Patrice is a is a is a Gen Z. I'm a millennial. You're like the back end millennial, right? So it's like you're like the last year. I'm shoehorned in there. Shoehorned in there. Historically. Like literally at the end of the calendar, I'm towards the end of the calendar year. I'm like, I almost got thrown out with the bathwater. Dude, bathwater throuts like a like a like a Kobe. Like a half abortion. Yeah. Like just flick it away. Yeah, just get him out. Maybe maybe if we don't cut the cord and it just rots off my belly. US population in 1970 was less. Yeah. 203 million. Yeah, we have, well, okay. No, no, that weren't in our country. Like, pick like a take a random country, I'll tell you if they were probably here. Uh if they were in the US? Yeah, yeah. Like they're immigrants. Oh, oh, oh, oh. I gotcha. I gotcha. Uh yeah. Sri Lanka. No. At that time? Yeah. No. No. That's uh, God, I can't even I can't put that on a map. I know where it is. That's a good, it's never really, I've never took a lot of things. We're big there though, I think. If we're not, we will be climbing the charts. Charles and Sri Lanka, yeah. But no, that's an interesting. Do you think those types of think of 1970 Russia? Do you think Russia was taking gladly taking Canada? There was no 1970 Russia. That's because USSR it was all USSR, yeah. But I mean the land base, yeah. But it was like they've never had like, oh no, this is officially Russia. Yeah. It's like it's changed. It's always been the goalposts have always been changing in the Russia. This is the In Russia goalposts movie or whatever kind of thing. Yeah, have you heard Putin talk before, by the way? Uh by the I did an episode like long ago when I did. I wrote poems as in the voice of Putin. Is it is it pretty stereotypical? No, no. His voice will love cast. Look up a vo uh a speech by Putin with no translation, just listen to his voice. Is it? And you're like, you're like It's not soothing. It's not um It's not like rough. Yeah. It's just very expressive. No, it's controlled. It's controlled and it's higher pitched than you would think. That tracks, I think. Maybe not quite. I bet it's higher than the other thing. Yeah. They didn't have D voices. They were like mid. Medium, not mid. Great voices. Medium. Wonderful voices. Wonderful people. Those are probably those are probably They're all men. Three. I want to fuck them. So it's three. They're actually there used to be, prior to you, there wasn't a guy. There was a fourth. Actually, he was skinny, taller. But they were all really nice guys. Of course they are. I learned this is before I had uh guys. So we we have a different, like we they might have been dicks. Dicks to women. Yeah. Not because they're from a different place. But becauseetal norms, cultural norms. No, I mean it's like they don't if they're not anxious, right? The big guy. He was a sweetheart. I remember him talking like about Started with name started with an R, and he was from not Eastern. No, no, no. Um Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he was dope. I remember him talking about like something he was like doing something for his wife, and I was like, that is the sweet. Do you know because your wife is amazing? You're an enigma, my friend. You come off, you remember he would get so pissed about like a like other departments. He'd be like, they do not understand or appreciate this. Aquotic. Aquatic is whole budget. This is how much we make, this is how much they make.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, but it's like they don't sound like a lot of people.

SPEAKER_02

They also educated me on the on the Croat on like the Bosnian War, like the Croat Wars. Like, dude, that's dope, because we're playing freaking Bosnia and they know everything. And I remember being like, hey, do you guys know this player? And he played for Croatia, and then it was like it was like a silence came over, and they looked at each other and they were like, uh, we know and it was like serious. It was they were being very nice about it. But they were very sincere of like Michigan. Hey, we know we don't talk about team. Like, we don't know this. Is and I was like, oh, it's like and then we quickly got back to supporting Serbia.

SPEAKER_01

Right, no, it's funny because it's like it's like a guy like that would um I uh Bono where's Bono from?

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Like he was he was not from Northern Ireland, right? He was from like Irish Republic or where the fuck. Yeah, what if so like it would be like a guy from the other part supporting him? Like, hey, this guy's I don't like I don't like him. Or I can't do an Irish allowed to allow to part Irish. He's not my Mickey. Yeah, who oh, I can't do more of that. What is that? It's a bit of Australia mixed with sandwich. Oh yeah, oh yeah. I wonder how much of an echo this is. I don't give a fuck. I don't know there's how many cars are. I will blow a guy in this parking garage. I'll blow him up. I would I wanna go back and I wanna blow that Turkish girl's titties. Was she not I don't think she was Turkish. Maybe she looked as if she was supporting turkeys. She had not a doxer, but we're doxing rando turkey girl. Red shorts. Red shorts, ooh. White shirt. I'm touching my name. It was you are. Can I touch your hands? Can you touch mine?

SPEAKER_03

Does that make you feel weird? It's only when we're in public, right?

SPEAKER_02

It is a sexual thing. I'm learning. I'm learning. I am a learning computer. Because I just have to adjust. I beat me and then like I notice everything. Take marker. Now I think sometimes in public spaces, I can just I think the third edible just wasn't needed for me. Three edibles deep, giving one one edible per fucking goals with an eliminated decision. Today was just a weird day. I think I was tired. You're gonna go back to work. I knew it. I did go back to work. After taking a big mental break for like a week and a half. And if you're hardcore listeners that are with us every fucking episode in every fucking episode, yeah, Patrice is going through a little bit of a breakup. What about it? Slick my dick.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but that was good, please. Someone do it.

SPEAKER_02

Men, women, anything. Children of the Lord. Children of the Lord. Aren't we all? I almost said child straight up, and that would have been thrown into a man or what? Yeah. Shout out to pri like the most of the parades are coming up. Pride parades, most of them. Yeah. I sure I heard um not just Turkish. Speaking of speaking of pride, um, Iran, I think you either Iran, Iraq, Iran, Iraq, Iran, or Iran, Iraq, or Afghanistan were very vocal and they're just they're just.

SPEAKER_01

Have they been in the World Cup before? Probably.

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Remember when they like women's team or something? It's like in the couple years before the couple months before the Taliban took over. Um their soccer players were also clinging to the planes to try to. That's so fucking sad. I mean, it's hysterical, but that's sad. Well, it's like it's like 9-11 imagery, which is ironic because they didn't do 9-11. The imagery? Afghanistan did not do 9-11. No, they didn't. It was Saudis. I mean, they it was the money where did the money follow the money? Follow the money. I know where the intents from. Epstein, guarantee you the connection between Epstein and there's got to be a money connection between a tangent and some sort of connection.

SPEAKER_01

This is we're just we're not getting conspiracy theories per se, but this is. I mean, I think it's probably my thought is that he was most likely uh an Israeli asset because it's like where did the money come from?

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And no one checks. Like these rich people don't check on other rich people. And so it's like really rich people. So it's like, oh, this guy can get me here, or he can, and it's like, oh, to quote Tim Dylan, to quote Tim Dylan, the I wish him well. I wish him well. Hey, the you've already passed the the social like barrier of entry and like the checks of like so once that's passed, it's like almost I feel like stuff just gets definitely was just like the guy that throws the party that no one thought why is he why does this guy get to throw the party? There's and but and then a couple handlers and shit. And he's I think he's the one to like he's the one to pick and make like the initiation or connection to be like, you know what? They can fed him for how much they can get and how much they can pay in. It's like a it's a big thing. What can I black steam? He had tons of blackmail on all these people. Something recently came out for our listeners almost. If um if you guys know what we're talking about, please reach out. Um yeah, if you have a copy of the files. Yeah, but no, some some recent uh development. It was like uh I think maybe Peter was it Peter Thiel, maybe? But like Thiel or Thiel Satan silence, Sathiel. He thinks that there's an Antichrist. And like you literally are the Antichrist. Like you're gonna cre you Probably You're gonna create an Antichrist to like you're creating a another culprit, so it's not you. Yeah, no, I mean it's like that guy is like fucking like these people like Go ahead, sorry, because I'll get to theory about long story short, all their money. There's like a private people being like the conspiracy theory of oh, there's an elite group of people out there that have a like the like are are just interested in each other and in their development and in like just more wealth and more like social gain and it's like the leaked email list of like yeah, these people all are in like cahoots, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But like someone someone is like pulling their like that's a thing is like it's not the real powers, whoever's pulling the strings.

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Like who's the who's the real leader switching? They can pull the strings to be like, yeah, we'll just invest in this and do this and this and this, turn these people against each other, and then I don't know. But my question is what is race wars? Yeah, like that happens. There's in the email logs, in the Epstein files, there's like there are There's race war files? There's a chapter. It's it's Epstein and I can't remember the guy that was on Trump's uh legal team. One of the guys uh Bannon, I think Bannon's in it, Bannon's in there, and it's like people like trying to get um Bandon Brothers. Bannon Brothers Bannon Brothers Bannon Brothers There's like he's got a brother, and he's just like Bannon Brothers back, and it's like, hey, hey, no man, you're gonna blow up our uh our cruise spot for yacht. By the way, they're 12. First rule of Bannon Brothers. Yeah, don't talk about Banders. Don't talk about Brit. Don't talk about Bandon Brothers. Don't talk about the 12-year-olds again. Um They're actually not 12. Um They're gonna be 12. They're 12 and 12 years old. Well, they're not gonna be 12 because they're gonna be. The passport also says that they're a dog. Did you register Amelia as a dog? Yeah, she's 12 and dog years. Oh my god, is Amelia's like the standing feeling? But um million of a deal. They're in these more like Amelia Eric kind of because they're not gonna come back. She thought that's uh Amelia Earhart was on a few. She was in the She's like what. She's just a future cyborg. Max Maxwell was like a descendant of Amelia Earhart. Amelia Earhart. What is an Amelia Earhart family gonna do at the same time? She flew too close to the sun. She flew too close to the sun. Literally, the literal sun. You think it was flat earth? And they brought Amelia Earhart down because she was gonna. She fell off. She fell off the earth. She fell off the flat. Let's be clear, flat earth. Earth is real. It is real. It's like that. Did you ever read the silver the Shell Silver statement? I couldn't get file the Where the Sidewalk Henry.

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Yeah, but it's like, oh, it's not. That's it. That's what Amelia Earhart found out.

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She didn't go disappear to have a lesbian love with a pygmy tribe. If there's if there's a top three of like potential potential lesbian commitment for a million, definitely. Are you fucking kidding me? That's like they should fucking clean her line. She's lying above everything. She could be. Do you think she's the goat um possible spectrum lesbian? Dude. She's not only the goat possible lesbian. That is such a low spectrum woman. But it feels so obvious. Wait, because why are you gonna do that? You're gonna wear those goggles? How are you? And you I bet you think you look hot as fuck. No, no, no. I don't think it's about hot. It's like they make me feel comfortable. Like, what do you mean? When you asked about the goggles. I feel grounded. Did you wear those goggles before?

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When I'm in the air, they make me feel grounded.

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Oh, they've been grounded. It's just like, well, I just uh I don't know. I just didn't think past it. It's like the guy that took that plane. I bet immediately. It was all joking. It's all like the best photos. Like the war photos, and she's like, oh, I'm gonna fly off the phone. Dude, can you imagine discovering your a lesbian sexuality with a fucking Rosie River poster? Oh my fucking god, would you come buckets if you discovered it that way? That way? How disappointing would you be? How disappointed would you be to find out that Rosie the Riveter has been?

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It's not real.

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Crazy unreal expectations for the first 1940s bunch women. You're like, no, she wasn't even. They're gonna have wrenches. Oh my god. You're gonna wrench my clip. And they're like with our actual wrench? They're like diner workers that are like getting beat by their husbands, and they're just like someone to really touch me and then she's like, You're not Rosie. I'm just gonna go fly. Can you can you fucking forget about this dream and just not just just Helena, just not fucking once burn the goddamn toast. The toast. And that cause again, rashes. Toast. Rashes. The fucking wheels. I don't like rye. I don't like it. You think I enjoy wasting bread? I do like it. You think this shit grows on treatment? I do like that Einstein is on our side. He's on our side. But I don't like rye. This guy's like he's from Pennsylvania, obviously. He has a unside outside filling. Again, because he doesn't know anything about it. So he thinks like, oh. He just believes what he is. He believes that the you know, like caricatures and it's like whatever Dr. Seuss is drawing, he's buying. Right? But it's like eh. Whatever he reads, but as soon as he read comics. Yeah, the comics. The 1930s comics. People Einstein. There was a time when like people were like, hey, get uh Einstein uh Einstein. Here's a weird tie-in for you. Ed Geen got this idea for like Ed Geen got this idea for like making human skin lamps. Was a lamp comic. Was a green lamp from like a German comic of like there was like this SS woman, like fake comic book character who would like skin Jews and like internment camps. They had comics fucked up stuff, and he was like, I don't think they were called internment camps.

SPEAKER_00

They were in in Europe.

SPEAKER_02

They were in the US because we were a little bit more peaceful. They were um they were working on work camps. And the job was to die, unfortunately. Um I can't I know we're I know we're just half second of like that's that was a thing. Holy shit. Yeah, right? And it's just like why are we fighting over like which shitty politician you hate or like? It's like I'm sorry, but I don't correct me, Patrice, if I'm wrong. Less than a hundred years ago. Um the grunge movement, we'll say, ever like just exterminated or like ran anyone off anything.

SPEAKER_00

That I know. I again teach me, yeah.

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Not like that. No, I mean like we've declared war. Yeah, we've declared. But like we were like, hey, by the way, we're bad at this, but we're telling you what we're gonna kind of telling you to do. We didn't Pearl Harbor no one. No. We didn't Pearl Harbor nobody. We've you know, we're bomb we are kind of bombing a little bit. We bomb and we bombing. I wish we wouldn't. I wish we wouldn't do that. The thing's over, right? For now? We pivoted? Did we? I think. Okay, question. Question. I swear to god, the thought, I'm just I'm gonna say it so I get it out of my head and we can move on. The thought of putting like people in like gas chambers, like that is That's crazy. It's so fucked up. Like it is. I've never like I have a lot of ideas and that's never one of my ideas. And I don't really obviously that's not by the way. If I ever had an idea as fucking diabolical as that, you think it wouldn't have come out in 436 episodes of a show? Like that I'm like, I just I don't edit. I'm like, oh so this will be good enough. Right? But in the fact that's less than 100 years ago. That's like relatively modern fucking times. I had to do the math real quick. The fact that people are Holocaust isn't real, man. Like, yeah, that's not like you're not edgy for saying that. Number one. Number two, like I'd just if it wasn't real. I don't think there's a lot of people saying that I'm on this tangent, but like why would everyone come here? Yeah, emigrated after the like You're not emigrating like when you don't necessarily want to. Probably isn't that fun. Yeah. Right? Probably sucks. Turning your life upside down when I tell them, like, oh, the Ottomans, Empire. It's like, I don't know if I like this. You're fleeing That was still a truth because they weren't at war. This was like before World War I when I have like Relatives, I think, like I think from like Austria or whatever. That came at that time. Yeah, but it's like before World War I. I think that it's not like they're like they had insight into Ferdinand. They took a Calci bet. No, they took they took 1913 Calci and like futures of like this guy's gonna gotta go. And the Archduke, I'm gonna go to Akron is what I'm gonna find. I've heard Rasputin is on the rise. No, like I literally had like someone that did like Akron in a fucking rubber factor or something. Which is like That's like a McQuinessential American and come on the hell you know it's amazing. It is um and then I had other people going to Italy, like from Italy to fucking New York. I don't know about that person. We have to do that. And that's the thing is I think they were. Going from Italy to New York? It's cool. Looking at genealogy and my last one's Italian, and it's like it is. But I had the Italian, the Swede, and the I like some Irish, English. I think there was like some rumor, some Mayflower type shit. I don't believe that. Believe it or not, 2% guess. Very top. What we were just talking about. German. No, you're more. Other side of the other side of the field. Oh, other side of the field. Um Ashkenazi. Ashkenazi. Oh. Jewish. That's um so we're 2%, which is nothing. Yeah, no. It's nothing. And I would ne I would never know if my dad wasn't like, hey, guess what? Yeah. So he's like 4%? Maybe. How does that even work? He's 2%. So that means I gotta be even less, right? It's one. It's a. I don't know. I see the thing is it's like I'm not sure. Like, obviously, there's the the genetic math, right? But like people fucking just hard double down and like, oh, I'm really this. We did for years. You know, but like no, but once you know it's like a thing that you're gonna like people are more likely to latch on to one thing, and that is one thing they'll do. It's hard for people to like go to once they find out. Maybe because it's undue sure. Like, this is not a good thing. We've been Albanian our whole life, but we're this, and it's like, well, that can be a bit of a fucking like shock to your system. It well depends on how hard you're like absorbing and taking on the cult, like the norms and share any DNA with dual this whole time. This whole time? I'm trying to levitate. I thought it was a thing we could do. This whole time. I thought Albanians could levitate this whole time. Rachel, I was you're telling me you're flight attendant, you're beautiful flight attendant. You tell me you're you said you had bomb in backpack this whole time you see nothing? It's it's a decoy? What if is it decoy? There's a backpack is decoy. Um, what is what um what is such a funny concept?

SPEAKER_01

Dude, the the flight attendant thing, yeah, it's crazy.

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Check out it's called Pride Month for now. I might change the title. I haven't even listened to it yet, because I'm like, that was like that was a goddamn banger, by the way. Goddamn banger. Yeah, man. It's just our fucking thing.

SPEAKER_01

And oh my god, the listeners are gonna absolutely cream when I reveal the topic of the next one.

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The long whether it's tomorrow or early next week. I think they cream at a lot of what we say. Just things. I think we get back to the let the girl. We need to talk strategies. Oh, we didn't. Okay, because I know it. Yeah, go ahead. Set the scene. There was some. I don't think she was rooting for Turkey, but he had she had like we also, by the way, have red and white. I think you and I'm not I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure she was playing some blame, but you said turkey and I ran with it, and that made her hotter. You're like, I think she's supporting it. Turkey. Oh, she was. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

Like Turkey, like the the I think I'm I might be mistaken here, but there's like a lot of different um skin tones.

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I think you're I think you're Mediterranean and then there's like people. It's European, but it's also close enough to Africa. It's like Middle East North African type range, like geographically. I would say in the smith. And they're aluminum. It's a shade. It could be a shade lighter than Morocco. Shade lighter than Morocco. Yeah, yeah. But still maybe in the same crambox. Yeah. Oh my god. The same cram box. What is in this? Did you put an edible in this goddamn aspartine bloodbath? I don't know. I think my my edibles have either like reached peak to where I'm fluidly talking. Or let me see. Hold on. What? They're longer, but they're not bigger. How do you do that in soccer? How do you play keeper with they're not that I guess they're a little wider, but they are longer. Dude, by the way, before we get back to this, stretchy boo honey. What? She was really. She had nice booze. She had nice. She had too much. She just seemed pleasant. She did seem too much. Because her friends were not chosen too. She also had like a little like a little stretch. It was a decal, and I think it was from some other thing. I don't think it was USA. I don't think it was a Turkish decal. Part of me wants to go back in there and see if she's there, but it's it's okay. I'm gonna throw this. I'm gonna be able to do it.

SPEAKER_01

Even if this bar was open to three.

SPEAKER_02

That girl has never been there at closing time ever in her goddamn fucking life. Agreed. Because that's not the caliber. If she was tossed aside in daycare as a child.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

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She seemed slightly old enough to be have been like daycare was only if you're just like, oh god, beating the fuck out of her. I would say 26. Because there's no way she got picked up. She seems like 26. Late. No. In her life. She was an early picking. Dad's taking time off work to go to her responsibility.

SPEAKER_01

Dad's just trying to keep up to like the mom.

SPEAKER_02

Because you know mom is running that family. Either mom is a smoke show or very regular, but a little like a little controlling. Does have a bear trap and thus knows how to leverage it. You know who else had bear traps? I think uh Millie Erhard, because she never got fucked to click but not fucked. Also, she didn't. Also, the pygmies do not commit. This is an obvious answer to this question. They do not commit. Do you think Lemon diddled while she was up in the air? For sure. What else did she do? She played with herself? Do you think that's why she went down? No. Well, she went down on herself. She went down because she went down on herself. She she was a descendant of Adam. So she was, she the ri the rib, the missing rib actually became a recessive DNA thing. You had a you have a floof of hair that I thought was created a unobrow for something? Did it have a m I was like a big thing? How did you get a unibrow? I was like, what?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Sorry. Um biblical Adam.

SPEAKER_02

Biblical Adam.

SPEAKER_01

The descendant of Biblical Adam.

SPEAKER_02

He's real, by the way. The Holocaust and. Do you believe the Bible? No. The origin. It started with a few folks. Okay, so Adam was probably a based on a guy. Yeah. We'll call him Adam a Adam, you know, Prince Adam of Eternia. Of Eternia? He-Man. That's He-Man. I wonder if that was they're like, give him a name. Oh, fucking, what's that guy? Yeah, Adam. There's no Eve in it. We're a woman. There's an Evil In. Oh my god, He-Man is biblical. He-Man is a big evil. He-Man is Jesus. Everything's biblical. But not. Star Wars? Luke, chosen one? Oh yeah. Anakin? Anakin was the chosen one, like.

SPEAKER_04

You chose to just get one.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but he was that wasn't until later. Okay, so yeah. She's never been to the end of a thing. Completely agree. Like to the end. It's like, yeah. She's like, oh, we gotta leave our Uber's theater. Or like she'll be like, like she like controls the bubbly enough. Give her a name. She was solid. I'll say she seemed like a Sarah. No, she was not a Sarah. Naomi? I like her.

SPEAKER_01

No, but the reason why she was not a Sarah, not Layla. The reason why she was not a Sarah is because the two different spellings.

SPEAKER_02

This was like there was no potential than one Sarah. I prefer the mostly the with just the A. Like, that's fine. Sarah's gonna. Yeah. You don't need an H. The H is like It's silent but deadly. Sarah. Usually. The Sahara.

SPEAKER_01

Sarahs are often like more just like powerful and uptight. Sarah. Or Sahara.

SPEAKER_02

Not necessarily both. Sahara. I'm a Sarah of the Sahara. I have a hell. What does she say Naomi?

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Naomi.

SPEAKER_02

Naoma? Naomi. Naoma. Naoma. Naoma. Naomi That's like she's vaguely ethnic. Naoma. We're all ethnic, obviously, but with different ethnicities. I would say like a quarter Hispanic. The base. Oh, Greek. She thinks she's been Greek? Maybe. She's from Mikanos? I don't know. I like to make my nose in her butt. I would too. Make my nose. Make a nose in her butt. Make my nose. But I'm like, that part Askrete. Ask. So we had so she had two friends with her. And they were just like, you like, you know how I knew that she was probably a good person. It it resembled that. But just off his demeanor. Yeah, no, but she seemed to genuinely enjoy that. They're company. But for the safety. Not the safety, because they will go down like Buffalo. If that if I got a hold of them conversationally, bad damn Buffalo. Not saying it's my size thing. I'm not a size person. I'm not saying that was not what we were leading with. But no, they will 100%. I will disarm them. But I would disarm them. That's not what we're leading with. That's not really creepy. When I repeated it was probably the problem there. I will disarm them. I will disarm them. They're buffalo that are gonna get down. You have no idea what I'm capable of. Oh well, that's not it. Initially. Their size might be a reference here. You know. We could have seen. You don't know. You've never seen it. There's other animals that get down, but have you seen a water buffalo get down? Well they're just pretty quick. It's like I'm done. They're typically drinking low. They're drinking. They're low hanging low, low, low brown. They've got their grassland and they're fast. Right. They seem cool. Because I'm like, you see, water buffalo and heat. I was like, Patrice, don't move. It's not the one that got away. It is just a sign that you clocked something and I clocked something. Dude, like we zeroed in. I think I'm aimed at it. I think the hot the most attractive person in the place. She was the hottest person I saw all the time. Easily. I mean, I without a new one. There was another girl that was like across from us. There was all the historic eye. For sure. You being 10 of them. I mean 10 of them. I'm a tank, dude.

SPEAKER_01

And it was just like when I dominate a space, I appreciate when there's something else to work with. Right? Right.

SPEAKER_02

And so I was like Which I didn't really give you. No button. I know this one is just stoned as shit. And it was like your sport, so I didn't get it early enough. And I was like, I don't think he's I don't think he said anything back. But things were happening very quickly because I'm trying to learn on the pri. Just most I want to bet on and all that. In crunch time, you got the worst version. Or like worst version of like Stone Pat and Because I was like, what are they doing? Like, what is the Like is that good? Is wait, what should he have done in that scenario? And I think there was like three or four, and I didn't say anything to any of them. And then you add something else. Exactly. It wasn't willful. Right. I just didn't realize you were stoned because I I had there was this there was I can get in suddenly get into something. You've seen that. That is a great like you that's a great distinction. I wasn't not like you were not there, you just were there. But that's you were like that's the difference between like comfortable comfortable high. You had a full and a little bit too much. Because it's like I'm I'm processing and following the World Cup. Being able to communicate that like high plus um bad day plus uh US and World Cup where it's like it is hyped, but it's also was like a non like right, it didn't technically count towards the thing, it was just vibes and betting. It was just straight vibes. I mostly just I bet us to draw. What the fuck were we doing with uh if we really wanted to win, you would have made those subs at halftime. No, no, it was it was it worked because we got a goal and then we just need to stretch him out, and uh it worked. He's back.

SPEAKER_01

But was it a possible Derek Rose?

SPEAKER_02

Do you remember when Derek Rose got hurt in the playoffs? What did they put him in at like the end of one? No, no, he was still in. Game one, they're up like thir 12, 13 points. Like a minute 15 left. Was that his first injury? First ACO? Yeah, yeah. But it was coming. He's one of the few players that I get kind of I get I get sad and like a little teary-eyed because he did this one he did this one interview when he was on Minnesota after he put up like a career high. Yeah. And he like the stadium is like cheering him on, and they like ask him what it means, and he like can't even say anything because he's like so emotional. Oh yeah. And it's like you are games, you can't do it. And it's like I love that. I'm gonna kiss your mouth. So cool. It's like he's like, I had years of my career.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, no, no, because you play you played, you played, man. It's tough. No, because you're like, I had years of my career where I couldn't do it. Yeah. But it's like I did I'm curious to just fell off and then comes back, puts up like 50 something, goes on like a crazy eater, so cool. Yeah, no, when he And his John Morant was the only physical specimen that was. That got even remotely close and it goes away. Well, that was more of uh That was more per like personal decisions off the court. Yeah, maybe not having the best people around him.

SPEAKER_01

Also, what was it? Pre-NIL, bro.

SPEAKER_02

Pre-what?

SPEAKER_01

Pre-NIL. Like we were tracking like personal issues. Dude, he could have taken. I don't know a lot of them that have come off like in basketball. Anyways, football is like a different.

SPEAKER_02

Like there's this guy of the Lions. The whole NI Dude, that is total noise. Hilarious fucking lions. And then some people in the people in the comments were talking about um what's his name? One of the black guys. Oh, wait, Arnold wasn't hurt. That was Branch that was hurt. Was Arnold healthy? For what?

SPEAKER_01

Well uh the Lions. The Lions guy that kidnapped, like he like how had people kidnap people that they thought. Yeah, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02

I remember I'm oh there's I was trying to think of uh Chris Chris Siemel or whatever announcer he said something. He was like, Yeah, man, gotta someone referenced him saying this to like I think John Morant of the scenario or like the Miles Bridges one where he uh was it Miles Bridges or the guy in Charlotte that was like driving someone. No, no, Brandon Miller.

SPEAKER_01

Miles Bridges was a uh the Nick. No, is it MSU? Uh okay, Kale Bridges. Okay, Cale Bridges. No, uh Brandon Miller, like he was his gun.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but like, dude, that's I just don't think that you should have been go be able to go direct, play in the tournament, and then directly go the MPG. Because it's like He did it. You live I'm not gonna He didn't, he You didn't it's judgment. No, he didn't even they didn't even say he wasn't like I don't even know what the defense was. It's Alabama, that was the defense. I think the defense was like Sabin is Alabama. He didn't know Alabama. It was like, well, he didn't know his gun was gonna be used for that. What do you like? Well then it was like It's like did he is he a hunter? And it was like hunting? And it was like, that's it? Someone else was like, well, was he in the car? Did he drive them to the place? Yeah. And it's like, well, he didn't know. And it's like, but that's that was the whole defense. But it's your gun. Like, no, it's not that he should have been charged with murder. No, but even like you had to plead down and rat on everybody, right? Which is what he definitely did. He didn't know he I think they just caught him anyways, because they're like, they found the gun. The fact he's still got like a career, like he's got a good thing. No, you shouldn't still like the thing is he shouldn't have been like, I'm not out for anyone to get in trouble, but like just the fact that like I mean if you use a gun and murder if you gave him the gun. Like, hey, here you go, dog. Like, good luck. Don't don't miss. Don't miss. Yeah, it's like, what do you say? Okay, all right, let's do a role play. Alright. Yo, Brandon. I'm the guy. Shit. You're Brandon Miller.

SPEAKER_01

We'll go back and forth. Okay. So, and by the way, that Nate Oates is a scumbag, dude. I hope he goes to Michigan. I really do. That'd be awesome.

SPEAKER_02

Where is he now?

SPEAKER_01

He's at Alabama, but like the Michigan job's open, sort of. They hired this guy from three months.

SPEAKER_02

Nate Oates has been at Alabama for a couple years. Yeah, he's not in the Buffalo in they were they were considering he was floated for the Duke job or one of the Duke? Maybe not. I remember him, they're talking about it was probably NBA. It was probably NBA and it was after they had a really deep tourney run one of the last couple years.

SPEAKER_01

Um yeah, final four. They made it a lead A Final Four, he leaded A. Back to this role playing. Role play. Brandon Miller. Okay, you're Brandon Miller first. No, I am. Yeah, you are. You are okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, yo, dog, get in. Yo, man, I'm fucking waiting for goddamn 20 minutes. What you doing?

SPEAKER_01

Hey, bro, I need your gun.

SPEAKER_02

Just come out with it. Uh shit. Uh I'm gonna. Can I get can I get your gun then? Let me hold it. Let me hold it. Alright. Alright, yo. Let me say it. Let me hold it. You got it. And like, and then he holds it and then he uses it immediately in a murder. I mean I do.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, oh my god, it's so loud.

SPEAKER_02

Yo. Oh my god. Was that my gun? Don't worry about it, don't you? You don't think he said you're doing both bees with those characters? Brennan Miller. Brennan Miller in this role play. But it's just like Brennan Miller the whole time. He just drove himself. Yeah, like, you know what? And I didn't even see it coming. Like you imagine, like he like wipes his fingerprints off the gun and he's like, Bro. Just puts it in that. I have a proposal for you. It involves gets out of the car. And then I'm like, have a fucking bodyguard, dude. Oh, thanks, Brandon. I'm having a bodyguard and I'm having a guy that's gonna be a big thing. I can't believe I shot those five people. That's crazy. There's only one. I can't believe I shot the body. It was over some probably like some. No, he did it. He didn't mean to shoot the lady. Oh, he was going for some. What if that was just like, look. I wasn't trying to kill them. No, I was just shooting. I was shooting at some bitch, man. No, I was shooting this other guy. Oh, and I hit the lady. She she saw it. Also, she was she pregnant or something? Probably. No, I think she was. I think it was like So it's like a double homicide. Yeah. Well what? Okay.

unknown

Question.

SPEAKER_02

You can pin one of them on him?

unknown

Oh?

SPEAKER_01

One on Miller? Miller just got the fetal.

SPEAKER_02

Like, hey, yo, Albert. Fetal accessory to fetal. Abortion is legal within this trimester. Is this accessory to unintentional abortion? Fuck it. Guess we let him walk. But it's Alabama. So, post roe v Wade overturn. What is the law in Alabama for killing? Are you just got would he have gotten more punishment for manslaughter? Because it's a definitively a kid. I don't first off, I don't even remember if she was pregnant. She was pregnant. You fry him.

unknown

Fry him.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Unless you make the fuck four at least. Unless you then you give him a pass. You give him a hall pass. A hall pass. You can. Alright, Mr. Brandon. You have uh you have Oh my god. You have You got a tension. You got Alabama detention? What do you get? You'll play You'll play in the tournament has earned you one week stay. It's like a monopoly card in the case. From your execution. It's like a chamber. You may not pass goal, but you may. It's like a really more intense version of He Got Game. It's or it's like a massive. Oh, He Got Game?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but like they get Denzel out of jail temporarily to try to convince Jesus Fellowsworth, who is Ray Allen, to try to get him to go to the school. They need to do an updated type of story like that.

SPEAKER_02

I remember it's like one of the few movies Ray Allen's.

SPEAKER_01

It was the only one, yeah, I think.

SPEAKER_02

And he like was good. And Kevin Garnett and Uncut Gems. This is their performers. I still have not seen that. Which is ridiculous. I'd like almost with my I wanted to watch with my ex a couple times. She shot it down. Yeah. Green's probably. My ex had great taste in movies once I kind of introduced her. Once I opened up her taste and swore this for the catalog. I remember for the first taste. The first couple months of our it was like open. I was like, we need to watch this, we need to watch this, we need to watch this. Yeah, and then it's like, okay, my attorney. Like, uh oh. I've never because it's like the it's like having to accept like a certain thing, like, and then like I have this strategy. I think I realized this whole time there's a strategy, like trying to spend more time with my baby, but it's just like they're they're like it's like the Bravo verse and stuff. Yeah. But it's just like, but I'm like, it's like a thing, like, uh what is he saying and you just gotta lean into it. No, but you lean into it and then show what your what your colors are. Like you can't not, I can't just sit there and not comment because it's like I'm getting spun up. It sucked because I and then I'm like, eventually so I can like go to the other room and write. I think it's the whole thing. I couldn't put some of my comments on like oh figure skating was like what I think did me in terms of like bro like the your relationship ended over like Olympic figures. Not over that, but I think that was like go you got it. I was I was a little bit too much. I was like, god damn it. Lily's a guy that hit Nancy Caracter. Why do their fucking outfits have to be so goddamn flim? I would just I wouldn't lay off the outfits. I was like, well, because it's like, well, how can I not wear that, right? Like I don't want to watch it. I want to look like clear stories, but I want to find it. I was kind of a dick. I wasn't a dick about it, but I was like, Were you trying to get her to watch something else? I think I was just I wasn't happy in other areas of my life. Oh, you gotta use the roads. I gotta come with a road and play. I decided to let some of it out on that type of shit. You gotta lean in your sexuality here. I do sometimes.

SPEAKER_01

No, but like when that, it's like the implication that you are a sexual well-being.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, and being like, oh, yeah. Here's the thing, like we would do like the Bravo. We would do the Bravo shows and shit, and like I'd be cool with that. The Bravo shows would be fine. I enjoyed those. Like, I could lean in and have some fun with those. I just had a tough time with like the really chick-flicky shit. Like, Emily goes to Paris. Oh, that's it. It wasn't that specific. It wasn't that specifically. I think is it? Yeah, dude. Wow! He drums, he sings, he writes, and he produced that with his balls. Are you kidding me? You have to be talking about Boston, right? What? In the air tonight is about Boston, right? Oh no, no, no, no, no. That's that's no one knows really what that's about. Do you know what his masterpiece is? Is that Tarzan soundtrack? Another day in some paradights, that one. Don't think twice.

SPEAKER_03

It's just another dice. It's about homeless people.

SPEAKER_02

It's fucking awesome. Didn't even see it coming.

SPEAKER_03

This whole time. This whole time I've been putting on this fuck list and Are you telling me?

SPEAKER_02

Well, actually, so your friends, they were they're dead. But everything else in the hostage, you know, scenario before we actually. Oh, is this the what is this hostage scenario? I'm cutting back to the hostage scenario role play we did before. Oh yeah, yeah. Brandon Miller. Okay, go ahead. I'm in. Oh no, I was doing a plane takeover. But we can run them. We're back in the player. We can jump back into we're back on the plane. Phil Collins is plane, we're back in the plane. Actually, let's jump to Brandon Miller talking to his talking to his agent about what he's supposed to say and what he's not supposed to say in his deposition about the gun. So it's like agents doing a role. This is the same thing. I'll be Brandon Miller as an AD agent. Okay. Alright, yo, so um, am I supposed to say I gave them the gun? Yes. Oh, for real? Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, because they're gonna obviously know them.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, so they know it's your gun?

SPEAKER_01

Like, there's a good chance because the NBA literally does not give a fuck. Because you're getting an asset that you the people that are competitive or the general managers and stuff, and they're like, we I'm saving money. Everyone's thinking about their job. The GM anyone, the GMs and coach, etc., are thinking about their jobs. I'm saving them money. Are thinking about their jobs. But you're making them money. You think about games. Because you're a better player. Yeah, yeah. The owner might not necessarily like that until you start winning. Or you put asses in seeds, or whatever you get your money from.

SPEAKER_02

So the gun. It's not necessarily the same thing. So the gun was mine. It's yours. I could say it was my agent's gun. Yeah. No, you're the guy. You're the guy. You're Brandon. I'm Brandon. You're the same.

SPEAKER_01

You're the gun. You have the gun. You gave it to Brandon's gun. To Apollo. And or whatever his name was. I don't know. It wasn't a brand new one.

SPEAKER_02

So Brandon's gun was given to Apollo? Miles something. Does Brandon wipe his fingerprints off the gun? No. Okay. Well, because it's like, I don't know, Brandon's fingerprints are all over that place. He's talking to the third person. Yeah. He's like the guy from the green miles, suddenly. Self-intimidating and stuff. He's like. Right. So Brandon can say that Apollo was in the backseat and Apollo said, I'm gonna roast that bitch. I'm gonna roast that bitch. And I meant the guy. Because you say bitch like bitch is like a big thing. I said it in a derogatory term to engineer. Exactly. I would never be misogynistic. I just said that Brandon just. I would have killed a woman unintentionally meaning to kill someone. Or at least shoot two. It was just a way with bitch. And their infant. Why gone Southern Georgia management? Zygote and or and or it was developed. It was somewhere between Zygotia and I'm Bornea. If the Zygote don't fit the clit, you must. If it don't, if it can't get if it's not breaching the clit, it must push the quit.

SPEAKER_03

So he definitely like Final question.

SPEAKER_02

I can't imagine a fucking like loaning someone a gun. Right. Like what is- Like I wouldn't even give someone a pair of gloves or something or an umbrella. Like you don't get the umbrella back. It's a rule. I ended up with umbrellas from date, failed dates. I had it happened two, three, four times. What's the like what are the things that you left? You won't even call me back for the umbrella. What's something that you loan someone that keeps that you have no thought of? Something that yeah, me too.

SPEAKER_00

Uh oh. Like a loan second, but you just don't have no second thing. I can walk. I gave him that. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I just gave it to him like a fucking piece of loose. No, I remember everything. Like you, that is how you treated your gun, bro. No, like you know, somebody, right? Like that's like stood up and trialed, stood up through like he didn't never went to trial. It didn't? No, he didn't go to trial.

unknown

I thought.

SPEAKER_02

They didn't charge him with anything. Well, trial, so he might have had a deposition or something, but that's not trial. It was through his wonderful questions. He asked his agent. It's like, wow, he sounds really earnest. You're you have checked all the bottom as a fuck. Dude, you're like a human Teddy Ruxpin. Like, just like, oh my. No, like not you, like Brandon Miller. It's just like someone hits a button and it's like, oh, I'm alive now. And it's like, give me a gun. Oh, tell you a story. Yeah, yeah, give me a gun. I didn't understand that, dude. Specifically, I need your gun. Oh, can you? My name's Teddy Ruxpin. Here's my weapon. Did you say needed guns?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, did you say I need a gun to kill a bitch?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Hey, baby. I'm pregnant, bitch. Brandon, this bitch will fire. Oh shit, yeah, that's because of the gun. The bullets are not in the gun. Those will pierce her abdomen and the child and the spinal cord. So the original intent of a splatter on impact. No, this is great. The original intent, as designed, as orchestrated, as documented in the Epstein files, was to pierce the pregnancy belly.

SPEAKER_03

Hollow them out.

SPEAKER_02

That's what they were trying to do the whole time. So it's just like eventually the scenario is going to come.

SPEAKER_01

No, they in in it's it's like, okay, so for example, a lot of times people that argue just for like a rampant capital, no checks and balances is that the market good is created by the the indifference of the desire to for money and power.

SPEAKER_02

And then good is created. So this is a little different. They're we're trying to do something that in their mind was good, which is like, look, we don't believe in abortion, but right? But we are the South, so we're gonna do things a little differently. We boil peanuts and we shoot fetuses through the belly. Through the belly, specifically. And that is why we created hollow tilt and they hollow tilt bullets. And ended up, yeah, it ended up um influencing hip hop. Like, you know, it's like you know, it sounds fucking hard as fuck. It sounds so I shoot them with the hollows. By the way, like so that's it sounds, it makes it sound so cool.

SPEAKER_01

How did I not think it was cooler than it even is when I was like I think I learned I listened to it late enough, like 16, and like hollow tipped?

SPEAKER_02

Like I'm like, oh my god, that sounds dope. Yeah, what if you fucking check it out? What if you referred what if you what if you refer to your dick as hollow tipped if you shoot blanks? Only if you sound. That'd be kind of cool. Like if you do like I shoot blanks, it's hollow tips. I sounded it out, and it's like ping ping.

SPEAKER_01

It's like a m high-powered magazine, but it's just like shooting out blanks.

SPEAKER_02

I uh totally try. I told a um I told I like had this urban myth in sixth grade that like I read in the Guinness Book of World Records there was like a record for someone like shooting sperm the longest. There probably is. Like a watermelon seed contest. But I was making it up. I was like, dude, there's someone's 20 feet. You told people in your sixth grade in Catholic school, and I grew up in that church. Maybe seventh. Seventh. Maybe seventh. That you read in the Guinness book Over Records. Yeah. Which you know they wouldn't check. That's great. That there was a sperm thing. I bought all the copies. I destroyed them all. It's like Fahrenheit 451, but for your sperm like prank. It's a sperm prank. Do that. Sperm prank the sperm prank. Sperm pranking the sperm prank. Make it stank. Um, oh my god. So yeah, we just that was like a really dark abortion, like, but it's like a joke. Abortion is a little dark. Also, it's dark, but well, because it's like, you know, we don't know how it's gonna affect the people in the world. But everyone should be able to change it. Individual. Hey, their body, their choice.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, except obviously the men.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Unless it is their choice. But it's someone else's body, but it's not their body, their choice.

SPEAKER_02

If it is the men, that's why we have hollow tips. So that shit spread around a fetus. It don't hit it.

SPEAKER_01

It no, it no, it it specifically goes through. Oh. It's the piercing angle. It's just like it's easier to it was I'm saying it was designed to um circumvent the abortion.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I thought you were saying it was like, uh It was for fathers that were having second thoughts to me. I just won't kill the mom, but not my seed. So it would like create a safety net of like a canopy. Like that maternal instinct show is two hundred Netflix. There's family annihilation starts early. Like that's like, isn't I mean, yeah, this black. There's a problem with that in the US, by the way. We can have a whole episode about that soon. I mean, does it happen elsewhere? There's probably a problem with that everywhere. Are you kidding me? Yeah. Like, what about countries where they just like India? They sell their fucking things. Not to shut up, not to Yeah, say third world countries. I mean, it's like catching strays. India's, I think it's I don't know if that's is it like the Is it a stray? It's not a dog. Plenty of them there. Um I mean it's just like. No, but they have people that like fucking like sell their they like cut off their kids' arm or something so they can like beg better. Yeah. It's like have you seen Sun Dog Miller? That's what they're doing. That's why they're getting into AI. Sun Dog Millionaire do that, anyway. Have you seen Sun Dog Millionaire? Great movie, number one. Yeah. It looks like Jeopardy. It's like I do like it. You're like, I came for the James Giggy game. The game show. I came for the James. I came for the Good Show. I came for the Googgy Games. Stayed for the popcorn. You don't even have a stutter. So if you sometimes make fun of you that way. What if I stuttered? Like, I'm almost there. It's like starting to like. I'm like I'm laid on. Am I sundowning? Sundowning. I'm fucking totally sundowning. I'm totally okay. And linen and rip. Um Naomi probably had this chest grip. Bear trap. I think because she doesn't, she's just go to closing time.

SPEAKER_04

No, it's just.

SPEAKER_02

She's uh oh dude, you don't have to make me. I I remember I don't know. I remember I remember faces really well, so I won't forget her face. Um that shot, you know, was pushed up above the rest in the cram box. Just a little bit. You open the cram box and you know, one, one color, not picking the color for you, you pick your own color. Okay. One color just happens to be slightly slightly adjutted uh above the other side. A little red or a little white or little. A little uh brown, a little orange, a little mmm. I think that's the color I'm gonna do.

SPEAKER_01

I think it's gonna be in my mouth.

SPEAKER_02

And you pick it up and you do whatever child does, you smell it. You smell it. Nah, I may wanna smell it. I wanna smell it. I wanna smell your hair. Name a time. I wanna turn back time. Every song in the 90s.

SPEAKER_03

So I could smell your hair.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

The USA lost, but we don't care. Are you wearing underwear? Under the I'd fuck the other girls and ruin my whole life. Just so Patrice to get a smell of rock of her hair and a key and is it blocked back. Naomi's got a pet. Did you smell her hair? And she smiled and like she was uh like she smiled at you.

SPEAKER_02

You know, she smiled at me. It's like the girl, it's like the girl is mine. No, she's like, the um it was a track after human nature, right? Or before? Off thriller. This is Michael Jackson. Am I Michael Jackson and you're Paul McCartney? I'm bringing this. I think I'm Michael Jackson because Paul McCartney was like, oh, it'd be a really cool idea if someone bought like somebody's like, you know, if you making money off people's music out of it. And then he's like, then like fucking next week or whatever, he bought the fucking Beatles catalog. Do you know that? And it's just like, not only the girl is mine, your entire fucking publishing is mine. And I'm gonna leverage it.

SPEAKER_01

He he borrowed debt, probably, I'm guessing, off the Beatles records to fucking finance a the dope ass playground, Neverland.

SPEAKER_02

Neverland. And if your child built in a place you never want to go to. You know who else? Who built who else builds a pedophile playground like that? I don't know. See, that's the thing, is it's like Was he I think he I think he was I don't know what happened. Uh to be honest, I'll give you a quick I think he's like he had an infantile mind because like so. Stuff stuff happened to him by his dad growing up, abusive. And so I think it created You try to recreate a child that never happened. Obviously. Yeah. What are you gonna do that with? If there's a direct manager, a line from if not children with weird parents. If there's a line from A to B and B is like him actually being a pedophile and like having those types of urges, like I think he was somewhere in the middle. I'm not saying he had urges, but I'm saying like it didn't have all the public scrutiny on him for like a no reason. No reason. Right. I mean, it's kind of it's like it's weird. Whatever, but it's the case. I think he's he was not in the Epstein files. No. He was in the Earhart files for sure. He was up there!

SPEAKER_03

Where'd the plane go? Ugh! Oh Shum Shum Mount We went. What's blowed out?

SPEAKER_04

I'm gonna find what's blown.

SPEAKER_02

Do you think Amelia Earhart? Do you think Amelia Earhart ever had a moment where she was like, she reached down and found a snake like Indiana Jones, but she just shoved it up her cooch instead. Do you think she I hate snakes? I hate snakes. Also, I hate pygmies because they won't commit to me. Also, I pushed them off the flat. Why won't my Twix be more Twix with me? What? What? What's the Twix? Oh, I think I was wrong. Twink. I was thinking of Twink. Oh, Twink is like, I don't I think this Twink is like a type of like the taker in the game. Yeah, no, that's like, well, not necessarily, right? What if it's just is it a body type or is it a bottom thing? I think it's a kind of both. Ooh. What would I be?

SPEAKER_01

I think I'm like a st- I think I'm like a stalk. You know, like a broccoli stalk. I'm just inevitable. You might eat it all, or you might around it, or you might look be so intimidating.

SPEAKER_02

You might look at a thing of Brock and like, how am I gonna get that stock dyed? Take a little more. Well, you're not, by the way. Because I'm a tank, I'm a stalk. Amelia Earhart disappeared, not from sight, but off the flat Earth. She took a spill off uh Shell Sheperstein's sidewalk. Where the sidewalk ends, we'll never know. His sequel should be Amelia Earhart Returns on the cover. She's just fucking the click coming back in. I don't want there's a little boy in black and white on the sidewalk, like making the scream face, and he's just like, ooh, dude. Dude, we're gonna this is close. I got it, I got it. Oh, feel like the people drunk driving out of the parking lot. It's amazing. I'm gonna die! Um they won't. We don't we'll never know. I'm not I don't read the news if I have like a thought about things like that. I don't really know. Yeah, because I'm like, oh yeah, they're probably drunk. 25 and rollover on 495. It's never a family annihilation. A main. Because it has to be the entire family, right? What if you started calling people a oh you got maimed. You got a maimed. What is a partial annihilation? Is there a term for it? Uh probably you might not know at the moment because you didn't know what a like the the equivalent of a wingspan for legs was. Being a paraplegic? No. It's a partial. It's one if oh, if you're the one person. I don't think it matters if you're paraplegic, if you're the lone survivor, a couple survivors. What if you put like the family annihilation? What if you put like five people's heads? Partial annihilation is you put all your family members' heads next to each other and you pull the bullet and it only gets like halfway through. Like a human centipede, family. Family annihilation centipede. New Year's Day or New Year's New Year's Eve, 2000 New Year's Day! Okay. A millionaire. That's not a few. A millionaire survived a family and I just a failed. Oh, and then you know what? It's burger into a flying career. Steven was like, I was that bullet was meant for me also. It didn't fly through the fourth brain, which was my brain, which got traumatized enough that I think trying to be Limberg. What do I do with that? Dude, it didn't work out great for Limberg, by the way. He Limberg. Limberg day? In Rat Race, he does. It's like a reference. It's like one of the characters. I don't know why. That's what I always think of when I hear Limberg. Oh my god. Great, great movie. It's a zaney. It was like it's also a take on it's a mad, mad, mad, mad world, which is the original idiot. Fucking hysterical editing. Yeah, I think comedy gold. Stooges. That's it. Fucking works. Step brothers below that way. It is more dialogue. But I have the boss bait. The actual family analogy was fucking great. But this is also this is that that was a segue into this. This is a button. This is our closing. This is a button. Close the big time. Nomad is not gonna be there. Nope, nope. Trevor's got a goddamn bear trap because it's always her choice. Trevor's just her choice. Trevor's a choice. Every time every time is Trevor, and it's like, where did she go? We'll never know Trevor. The moment you think, oh, I'll get to her next lap, gone. Probably didn't exist. Already with Trevor? Or already turned Trevor down. Trevor's like, someday I'll get there. Because he has more will than us. I mean, my name is I'll be honest. That's as much as will as I got. You just take you're like Ed Gyind Will's skin. Um so yeah, I think the lesson here is if you if you're gonna remember it, make them remember like you in a bad way, and then you brush it off. Like, oh, I didn't want him anyways. Had a bear trap, still has a bear trap because I didn't get there. I can't open a beatrap. I can't open a bear trap. What am I supposed to do? I can't open a bear trap without getting cut. And I wasn't partial my family wasn't partially annihilated, so it didn't inspire me to do great things. I'm not too much. I'm just the guy that went into uh a parking garage, took a couple heaters, pissed by the dumpsters, did a pod way too late.

SPEAKER_01

You're fading. I'm supposed to get to the clothes, I apologize to loud. Okay. Um and the melee heart survived.

SPEAKER_02

Shout out loud. Shout out anyone who survived the air heart massacre. Yeah, dude. I don't know why my brain thought of that, but I'm sure people had to have tried to kill themselves that way. Through through other people's heads, like that. Dude, I want you bullet. The only way I'll die, dude, is if it's coming through your fucking head, dude. Can you shoot through people through the dick like lying dick? Dude, let's a whole family play. Let's do instead of our dick. I'll be through you and then. It's your bow, annual styling it. Sounding it's like sounding a bullet. Can you sound with bullets? Sound? You know what sounding is? Oh my god, am I teaching you something? What is sounding? You just make noises until you get everyone back. Like echolocation, but with cum? No, that's cool, but it's it's taking like rods in your people. Your re throw. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. So Amelia Heart essentially um was driven to madness, which is flying, which is I'm gonna like vault along when I'll just fly around the world. And then what happened? That's probably security. Amelia heart and the flat earth and just died inside the biggest part of it. Alright, how's it going, man?

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