Make America GOON Again

We Pledge Allegiance to the Apocalypse

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:00

Welcome to General Nation Podcast. Oh, I know that voice. You know it, buddy. How you doing? How you been? Oh, I'm very good. Where are we again? Bug in the dojo. Burger and the dough. Danger dojo. I like this is like an official table. Yes. Does this also turn into a sewing machine or like a vice for your balls or something? It's got an expanded. It's IKEA's finest. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 0:27

It separates, it spreads. It spreads wide and and accepts my girth.

SPEAKER_02 0:33

Oh yeah. You know there's like a whole like subclass of men, of young men, usually, that are like the go you're on speed dial to assemble like some other some girl's IKEA furniture. Maybe she buys you takeout and you go home and then she comes calls over a stud. And then just bangs her. I've been the stud. I've not been the IKEA guy, and it's probably not because I'm a legitimate stud. It's probably like Andy's not gonna be able to figure this out. I was already dating her, to be fair.

SPEAKER_00 1:08

Oh, so you knew a girl that you were dating that hired someone else to put furniture together.

SPEAKER_02 1:19

You know? Huh. The drawers were the only thing that's gonna pull out that night, that's for sure.

SPEAKER_03 1:26

Yeah, yeah. Sure. And but so this fascinates me now. So you were so inept of a man that she got someone else to come put furniture with.

SPEAKER_02 1:38

And he goes in first, and he can't he's not a sexual prospect, or has never been insider, never ever been experienced. Like, he's never gonna get it. Never gonna get it. And then and then it's like, oh, okay, ow. Well, like, there's uh, oh, I could help you put that together, and they're like, Alright. And then they try, the guy tries, and it's like, like, I gotta cut you loose from this too. And then she calls, yeah, that's the third guy, okay. I was the sex guy, but probably not because like if I hadn't already been with the person a bit, it probably wouldn't be like, let me ring this guy up, let me rotary dial this guy for some hot sex. No, it was probably like you know what? I'm just not gonna have him try. He can bang me out again, but like I'm not gonna like. I'm gonna get this guy Keith. Keith sounds like a guy, comes over, he's charming, but not really. And he's like, I can help that. You know, I oh, you want me to build that for you? And then like, she doesn't even bring it up. She invites him over and it's like under the guise of hanging out, but it's very clearly all the roommates are there, and she's a s he's assembling furniture. Keith is getting his hands dirty, okay?

SPEAKER_03 2:53

He's Keith is the guy who builds the furniture?

SPEAKER_02 2:56

Yeah. Keith builds Keith assembled and built, let's be clear. I mean, it's an assembly.

SPEAKER_03 3:00

Sure. Assembles the IKEA furniture. Assembles the furniture. Is this was there a real Keith? Or you're describing just- I don't know what his name was.

SPEAKER_02 3:07

I just know that it's like, thanks, I'll take it from here. Like he was like the one.

SPEAKER_03 3:11

Were you there? Did you see were you was there?

SPEAKER_02 3:14

I'm just like, I'm just like grinding my teeth in the bullpen. Just like, just waiting, waiting for the thing.

SPEAKER_00 3:22

Can you finish so you can I can fuck my girlfriend now? Can you get out of here?

SPEAKER_02 3:26

Hey, Keith, that's enough. One more screw, and it's time to for me to nut.

unknown 3:32

That's pretty good. Pretty good.

SPEAKER_04 3:35

I'm bad. I'm bad.

SPEAKER_02 3:36

That's why I'm the stud and not the keith. Obviously. The assembler.

SPEAKER_03 3:40

This is somewhat related to something that happened to me today.

SPEAKER_02 3:44

Believe it or not. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 3:45

Well, it was just a joke opportunity that I didn't get to. Oh, you've been holding this on.

SPEAKER_02 3:50

You had a you had a you had a comic dingleberry just hanging there.

SPEAKER_01 3:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:54

That's what it is, though. And I'm like this recipient so much of your dingleberries, and I love it.

SPEAKER_00 3:59

I'm like, I feel like we could find a better name for it, but we'll go with the. I mean, it's like hanging there.

SPEAKER_02 4:04

It's hanging there and you can't get at it, and you're like, I don't want to touch it.

SPEAKER_00 4:07

Like, I almost I had to call, like, I wanted to call or text to be like, I have this dumb thing, but I knew you were coming by.

SPEAKER_03 4:12

It's like, oh, I'm gonna save it. We'll do it here. We're doing it live. We're doing a live. I was I was at Okay, we'll do it a lot. I was at work, I was at work, and uh uh without getting too many details of the work thing, but I I was I was taking uh there's a dude I work with and he you know he manages some stuff. He manages some teams and he's having some struggles doing that.

SPEAKER_02 4:35

I saw teams type of human things like human beings. He manages human beings, yeah. Is he in people people, was it people resources? It's not human resources, they call it something else now, right?

SPEAKER_00 4:46

Yeah, they call it flesh peddlers.

SPEAKER_02 4:49

Flesh, flesh handling, flesh, yeah, dabblers. Yeah, they just hold it dabbler, it's just people touchers, touchers do training.

SPEAKER_03 4:59

Anyway, he's training. The dude's the dude's stressed out. He's great, but he's all stressed out and he doesn't like managing, but he doesn't want to say he doesn't like managing and and he's frustrated and he tells calls the boss late at night and he's stressed, and I guess it's he calls the boss late at night.

SPEAKER_02 5:14

Apparently.

SPEAKER_03 5:14

He keep calling me. They keep calling me calling me.

SPEAKER_01 5:17

He asked me to come over. Who do you want? You want the car. Like who do you want? You want you want Luther. You want Luther to do it.

SPEAKER_00 5:26

Anyway, the manager my boss was alluding to it's causing like issues at the bulbs.

SPEAKER_02 5:37

It's cause the bombs are sprouting out of nowhere.

SPEAKER_03 5:40

It's causing issues at home.

SPEAKER_02 5:42

Specifically in the ass region, it's causing in the heart region.

SPEAKER_03 5:45

It's causing issues at home. And and she then she said something about like, you know, I just I don't want to be upset wives, you know.

SPEAKER_02 5:53

She the lady, the lady upset wives. The lady boss.

SPEAKER_03 5:58

The lady, the lady boss, hashtags hashtag momboss, girl boss, it's mom boss.

SPEAKER_02 6:02

Because mommy boss.

SPEAKER_03 6:04

First of all, I love yeah, if if we got a woman as a manager, it's the best.

SPEAKER_02 6:07

Because then you could be like, it's and then even be like, even if the things aren't going great at the moment, you're like, well, it's because she's a woman. Exactly. Because you're like, but you're not having that. It's not me, it's her.

SPEAKER_00 6:18

And I know because my brain is larger. Right.

SPEAKER_02 6:21

You're already still I'm more capable. Right. I mean, it's like if we ever unlocked all of our larger brains, we're not. It's not like a large percentage larger, it's just we're bigger people usually. Granted, on average, better. Yeah. I love it when someone else takes the reins and runs with me. Yeah. Like we're like going along, we're like chuffing. We're chuffing, and it's like we left the other horses behind.

SPEAKER_03 6:42

Let me get back to the setup. I just is I just built the scene. We're having this conversation. The mommy boss. She's like, mom mama boss is is just talking about the the guy. Yeah. And you know, maybe maybe I can help with the the teams. I I have I have Well, you the mommy boss said it? I already have they've I've already gotten a couple of his teams in. Maybe I just take all of his teams.

SPEAKER_02 7:06

Ooh.

SPEAKER_03 7:07

Well, she this is my job. So anyway, they're they're gonna I'm gonna take his other teams and I'm gonna take them. And they're it was like, okay, yeah, and we kind of talked about it a little bit, and then uh the joke that I wanted to say The Dingleberry. But yeah, the thing that like I it was is so fast, it came to me so fast. And then you immediately put it back. Stop blaming uh that's another thing where I'm gonna talk to you about you blame, lump everything into this. I got this diagnosis once, and apparently it's everything. Apparently, everything is ready to get it. Okay, go ahead. Sure. So I my thought was yeah, and as soon as I get these teams in good working order, I'll go and fuck his wife. Yeah. Because obviously he can't get the job done there either.

SPEAKER_02 7:49

No, you're you're fixing his ass stress first and foremost. Then his heart. Right. Less palpitations. Right. You know, because he's like, oh, oh, oh, I don't work so hard. Yeah, uh extra hours. I can't manage these teams. My ass.

SPEAKER_03 8:03

Let me take care of it.

SPEAKER_00 8:04

And then when I'm done with that, then I'll go over to his house and fuck his wife.

SPEAKER_02 8:07

Does he get a watch like on Zoom? And it's like that's a level of like sort of managing it's actually gonna be his yearly performance.

SPEAKER_00 8:14

He's like sitting in the car. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:16

And he's perf he's actually his performance is you reviewing him reviewing you fucking his wife.

SPEAKER_03 8:22

When I finish, I'm gonna be like when I finish with his wife, immediately afterwards. Yeah, I'll be like so, as you know, the economy's in a downturn.

SPEAKER_02 8:34

And uh I hear him while you're still inside. You're still dripping. You're down, you've been ripping, and then you're dripping still, and you're you're like fully sheathed, like into his wife. Yeah, like perfectly deep into his wife. Just like, look, this is where you're if you have children, this is not this is not approximately where they came from. This is fucking exactly where they came from. This rubbing up against that paintball like side thing and bing bing bing, and you're just racking up points, and you're just sitting there and you're like, you finish, and you're like, This is where they came from. And and then you're like, you're fired. No, no, it wouldn't fire them.

SPEAKER_00 9:13

No, you get like it's just slightly below a standard cost of living adjustment. That's worse.

SPEAKER_02 9:20

Wait, you give them more money to no less.

SPEAKER_00 9:23

Well, you well, less everyone gets more. Like an inverted the standard is like everyone gets like a 3% bump, right? But you're giving a 1.2, but I can only give one point, yeah, one point. 2%.

SPEAKER_02 9:33

So it's like 2%. It's in it's it's technically a raise, but if you pull back, which you did not from his wife, but if you pull back, it reveals that he got less than half of what literally everyone else got. Yeah, everyone get the rest.

SPEAKER_03 9:51

And it's not because it's not because he's making more.

SPEAKER_02 9:54

It's because you're in his wife. Listen, listen, it's not your performance at work, it's also your gut bad at it. But it's because I'm into the hill, I'm deep into the hill pinballing. And his wife is just not him, and then extra balls drop, and he's gotta watch that one go too. We're like, hold on, hold on. Oh, oh. You're like, I got another load. And then he thinks he's like, hold on, we'll we'll table us, we'll circle back, and then you're just you're freaking freaking freaking.

SPEAKER_03 10:22

Now it's very much office space. It's now it's just Lumberg.

SPEAKER_02 10:26

Oh, like you just call him Lumberg. Yeah, now you know but in that's not a dream sequence of this is his daily life. This is like He's a great guy, but not Lumberg, but the guy I'm talking about. It was just a joke. It was just the setup for the joke. We've gone so far, but we've gone to the hilt in the joke.

SPEAKER_03 10:43

I just thought it would be funny right then. That is funny. Oh, and then I'll fuck his wife.

SPEAKER_02 10:47

Yeah, oh obviously. Yeah. And I really thought for a second I should say this. Like not only to him or to the mommy boss. To mommy, to mom. I'm not gonna call her mommy boss. You gotta call her mommy boss. To mommy boss.

SPEAKER_04 11:01

I love that you said I made you do it. I made him do it. Yeah, I made him do it.

SPEAKER_02 11:05

Yeah. That's great. You're like, hey, uh, here's the rub. I need to fuck this guy. Like, let me get that by close the business, COB. Do you say close the business in the industry? In the industry, the cooking industry. It's just like COB or you say like, no, we don't look, we got enough goddamn acronyms in this line of work. I'm just saying close a business. Because that's what I'm doing. I'm closing his business with his wife.

SPEAKER_03 11:33

Yeah, yeah. That we got there's so many acronyms. There's more in this.

SPEAKER_02 11:37

I'm sending his children off to a camp. Foot stomp.

SPEAKER_00 11:40

People keep on saying foot stomp. Let me just foot stomp that.

SPEAKER_02 11:44

Wait, what? That and you're like foot you hear something.

SPEAKER_00 11:46

I think it's like to reiterate. I don't I don't know. I fucking hate it. It makes me want to clobber.

SPEAKER_02 11:52

There is there like a is there like a mathematical formula like you have to like when you hear these like phrases, these like work phrases, and you're like well, I make this much per minute, so I'll deal with it. And you're just like quickly doing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've done the math. You gotta do it, because it's like, oh not this one, say the academic do it. You make a lot of money do it.

SPEAKER_00 12:15

Yeah, kind of. I also like the the I've been working from home for so long that the the the corporate version of me was is slightly dead and gone.

SPEAKER_02 12:25

Oh now this version he's becoming unsheathed.

SPEAKER_00 12:28

I'm totally unsheathed and unmasked.

SPEAKER_02 12:32

But like you're like looking over a cubicle and they're like, oh god, they know they've seen my face. They've seen my true form. Yeah. Hobbitzes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:43

Oh the hobbits!

SPEAKER_00 12:46

It's just some of the filters gone where like I almost I almost said I don't fuck his wife. I almost it almost came out. I'm glad it didn't.

SPEAKER_02 12:53

Do you wait, wait, do you you you're not one of these people, obviously, that doesn't have the real internal narrative with your own voice, right? There's people I looked it up and it was somewhat recent that I discovered that there's like a fairly large percentage of human beings that don't have like an audible in their own voice, like verbal narrative, like in their head. Like at all.

SPEAKER_03 13:15

Well, I guess now I'm thinking, what do you like you hear yourself? Yeah, of course I hear myself.

SPEAKER_02 13:21

You hear more than yourself and it's schizophrenia. But if you don't hear anyone We're all in here. We're all in here. Yeah, we're all doing it. And it's like and it's like, ha, the the general have the floor. Like that's I feel like that's still better, like, intellectually, than just not having a narrative at all. That's crazy. Look that up.

SPEAKER_00 13:40

I mean No no, I get I think I get what you're saying, but it's not like I have like third person omniscient. No, it's like and then he rises too. Then he walks up the stairs.

SPEAKER_02 13:50

That might be but if what if you're like it's not they're like good news, Keith, it's not schizophrenia. Right. Bad news is your third person omniscient is not great, and you're always gonna be an assembler and never the lover, never the finisher. Yeah, like you're gonna like put the last screw it, and the other guy gets denud every time.

SPEAKER_01 14:11

He's like, why does this keep happening?

SPEAKER_00 14:13

Are we back to the IKEA, the guy who Keith, yeah, the I mean, like the hurt's still there for you.

SPEAKER_01 14:20

No, I was why I wasn't the assembler. Do you think I wanted to do that shit?

SPEAKER_02 14:24

I was glad. I was like, one was it a friend? Who was the person? Uh the uh someone I dated out West.

SPEAKER_03 14:33

You mount something to me as if I name Yeah, I mean it was a name.

SPEAKER_02 14:40

Okay, sure. It was a name, a woman's name. It was a girl, this little girl.

SPEAKER_03 14:44

Oh, alright. So you're dating this girl, and then what, was it her ex? Was it her friend? No, it wasn't her ex. It was just a guy, yeah. Some guy on the internet?

SPEAKER_02 14:52

Did she pay him? No, she didn't pay him. That's the best part. I was like, wait, you didn't pay him, you're buying me food, I'm banging you, and this fucking drawer's assembled? Fine. Win win. I didn't have to do this shit at what didn't one. They're gonna be on it. I wouldn't be like, oh, they're on. Probably not.

SPEAKER_03 15:13

Oh, you didn't even see him. No.

SPEAKER_02 15:16

Oh. Yeah. Well, you were like, oh, he hit it first. Is that what you're saying? He assembled and hit it? Well, I'm just saying, look, it seems like a very good excuse. Well, the like, no, no, he he's just some guy, man. He came and assembled my furniture. It's fine. But the best part is like he didn't even paint my insides. The best part, yeah. He was did a lot of outer work, a lot of carpentry, not a lot of like a lot of a lot of assembly. Oh but the best part is like I just wouldn't have cared. Oh, because I would have been like, alright, I guess we're broken up. I don't whatever. Like I I felt like I was like, that's why it was so funny. I'm like, huh. You wouldn't have emotion like you would have still that would have broken you up, but you wouldn't have been upset about it.

SPEAKER_00 15:58

Is that what you're saying? Or you would have to have a lot of people. Yeah, because I think I think it was some of the things.

SPEAKER_03 16:00

Well, yeah, I mean he did the drawers, so yeah, you fuck him for that. But that's obviously you fucking that's physical.

SPEAKER_02 16:06

I was almost offended that she didn't like on an exchange rate on an exchange rate basis, like, you didn't fuck him? What'd you give him? Yeah, I mean I don't I refuse to accept them by and just stuff. Oh that's we wouldn't do that. We wouldn't do that. And then Well, one, you wouldn't do that, because you can assemble stuff IKEA and other things. And I can say that I wouldn't do that, but really also I literally couldn't do that. Like, I can't follow written directions. And I don't again it have you.

SPEAKER_00 16:39

Have you never put IKEA furniture together?

SPEAKER_02 16:41

I put some I helped put something together for you, but I was like mostly the like whole disc guy and the common relief. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What do you what did I put together for you? Yeah. I was like the guy, it was like in a room. It was a whispering things like it matters. Well, I mean, I don't want to out your like life. What you do, what you got, who you're with. Family stuff. It was real, it was a crib. Yeah, it was a crib. Okay. It was a crib. I helped you with a crib. Yeah. And that was a comic. That's the thing, is like, hold this picture, hold this thing, hold no, do it better. Do it better. You're like, better, do it better. Okay. And it was like that, and then I make a joke. You're like, haha, alright. Sure today.

SPEAKER_03 17:25

I let you take part in it. Right, exactly. And that's like You're saying you helped me, and I'm going, alright, well, he's here and I gotta do it too. And it's like Come on, why don't you give me a hand?

SPEAKER_02 17:33

There's a point where I'll need a third hand.

SPEAKER_03 17:35

You're doing us, you're doing such a good job holding the flashlight, honey. That sounds about right.

SPEAKER_02 17:39

Yeah, there wasn't honey, also. Also, I came. It's like, oi, I mean I hear like honey, and I picture it in like a soft, like, oh honey. I'm like, oh my hands actually got steadier after I came, so I could hold the hold the pieces together better. Because they're sticky, is that what you're saying? Not because they're sticky, that would help too. No, because I had the back then I had the sh more of the shakes than the normal, like like caffeine or whatever, like just like uncomfortable life, the alien in my own skin thing, and it was just like it was medication, like jolt. It's like I drink a bunch of jolt or like surge at all times. And it was like bah like park it it was parky, it was Parkinson's C C C.

SPEAKER_00 18:21

I used to drink some energy drink, and I don't remember what it's called now, and it would just like it wasn't Surge or Jolt?

SPEAKER_02 18:27

No, no, no, it was like one that was worse. Is it not do they still sell it? Do they have to rebrand it?

SPEAKER_03 18:34

I don't remember. It was at 7-Eleven, like only 7-Eleven, it was like a little black can.

SPEAKER_02 18:39

It was called black box, it was just like we're not allowed to talk about it until you someone dies from it, and then you open it up, and it's like they're like the pet like the airplane crashes.

SPEAKER_00 18:49

Yeah, it might not have been it might not have been real, it might have been something that like I got in a back room, like a back alley.

SPEAKER_02 18:55

Like it was Chaiese, it was a Chaiese product, and uh you got it in a back alley.

SPEAKER_03 19:00

Yeah, and I'm like, no, I got it from that guy there, and and you like you look and it's just like it was a monkey paw.

SPEAKER_02 19:05

Monkey Bob energy drinks. Yeah, but it was great. It was black box by monkey paw. I don't remember what it was.

SPEAKER_00 19:10

Okay for what you wish for, but it was like it was just all of a sudden just like boom, shot out of a cannon and ready to do things for 27 minutes and ring.

SPEAKER_02 19:19

Yeah, exactly. The crash. What was the worst type of drink you ever for me? It was probably the worst tasting was probably a fucking uh cement mixer. Because no one's like, oh, you take it immediately before it becomes like literal cement. And if if oatmeal was ejaculated onto like hardening cement and it just went down your throat and stayed there until you're like it was bad. It was on my 21st birthday.

SPEAKER_00 19:45

That doesn't sound very good.

SPEAKER_02 19:46

But I was like, I wasn't like, I'm not doing that. I was like, oh, I don't want okay. Yeah, I don't know. I don't remember it. Because they didn't do any of there were some flavors there. Oh, I tried to uh Everclear prank somebody. Yeah where I was gonna take the water. Yeah, ever clear. You did it too. No, my version was I had a shot of water, a guy had uh this other kid was arriving at the party a little late. I was like, I'm gonna get him. And then another a mutual friend just like switched on me, so I ended up having to have her clarity of the water. I was like, oh, there's been a betrayal. Yeah, that was probably the I mean the probably the worst. I also just I wasn't all that great at drinking. No. You know, like it was always like just let me get this gas me up and let me get get going, yeah. Yeah, it would be some stupid way of doing it. I'm like, I'm gonna throw up now. Yeah, the weird stuff was just like but I was like, this was again in LA, and I tried to uh I was like, I'm gonna do eight locums. But tell me more about college. You went to college once, didn't you? No, I'm not gonna do that. That was that was specifically an Everclear. You brought up Everclear. But I didn't talk about the when and aware of it. I just said, yeah, I did that. Oh, did I say it? You brought this up. You were just you were just like, Can I just back into the time of college? He was like, because this is circle like 2000 because those are four stories. Can I talk about college? Can I talk about college? Yeah. Where is your degree proudly displayed in your home? My current home, it's not at all. It's my what? Family is like, I don't know, basement or some shit. Where everything? My He-Man guys, uh the shirts that I made. You can take them back. The He-Man guys are like, there's a couple. I saw He-Man. The movie is dope. Master Universe is great. Oh, it's super fun. Yeah. It's like I still haven't seen Toy Story 5. I want to see that. You want to see Spider-Man? I'm doing it. I'm saving it, but it's a Toy Story. I got a Toy Story 5. I wanted to go save it. I'm gonna save, but tune in next time. Uh, what's the other one? You're gonna do it. Did you see Toy Story 5? No, but I got a great bit. And you're gonna save it for somebody else? Oh, I'll do it. All right, I'll do it. It's fine. I didn't know if you're gonna like it. Is it an anti-well? No. No, it's anti-China, Chinese. It's anti. Trump. No. I tried. That's your boy.

SPEAKER_03 22:10

We had a long conversation. That's your boy. Oh, Trump? Yeah, Trump's your boy now.

SPEAKER_02 22:15

That's not my boy. I thought you meant Pat Patrice. Oh, well, Pat Patrice is a good thing. Trump's your boy. Oh my gosh. We'll get into that. You love him. Why? You love him. Because he's standing there awkwardly in a in a photo. Who doesn't want a photo box?

SPEAKER_03 22:29

Who cares about this Epstein guy anyway? Really? What's the big deal? I mean, you were like, what are you even going to do about it?

SPEAKER_02 22:36

You didn't say that. It's like 2 a.m. You're like, I mean, you're going to go to the mattresses about it, or what? Did I say the mattresses? You said you love the mattresses. Everyone should use that phrase more. The mattresses.

SPEAKER_00 22:47

But it's just like, well, I was just like, hey, I'm sorry you're all upset about this, but I don't know what the big deal is.

SPEAKER_03 22:53

Everybody does it. Everybody does it.

SPEAKER_00 22:56

That's what you kept on being like, it's not even a big deal. That's probably what it sounded like. Does that surprise you? I mean, everyone's a monster. Yeah, I did say that.

SPEAKER_02 23:03

Are you really that worked up about it? Are you that surprised? I think I did. I do recall that. Nobody cares. What is the goal here?

SPEAKER_00 23:12

A bunch of children got raped and murdered on an island. At least they had good weather, you know? It's been happening.

SPEAKER_02 23:21

It could have been like Jurassic Park. No, the island's really nice. I know, but it was Isla Nubar weather, like, and he's like, they're like, uh-uh-uh, the rain's gonna come in remote rain's gonna be. They're trying to like they couldn't successfully like diddle enough people because of the weather, and they had to like protect the files. And that's how the the files actually initially got out because there was a Jurassic Bar tropical storm on Isla Ipstein or whatever. That's the whole the whole thing. This whole time the files were sneaked out of a barbersol came. We were we were there was Gillette Kazala, what's his face? Probably is in it too, in it on it to craft. Sure. The Patriots owner is probably like the guy that was to like off-brand like strip mall hand parts hand hand salons. Yeah. That's a specific like I eat steak every day, I just want a burger. Like, oh you know what I mean? I feel like that's a separate thing, but going like intentionally going to one of those places where you could go anywhere. He could go anywhere. He probably went he could go to islands like that. Not just Epstein's but others. Yeah, he could have his own island. He probably had a yacht. A yacht can go to an unmarked island. 100%. But he was like, he was so like traumatized from the hurricane from Epstein Island that he's like sticking his chirp malls. Yeah. Look, they're still trafficked. That's all I wanted. It's like, let's be clear here. They came in the they came into the the shipping crates like the wire, season two, the docks.

SPEAKER_00 24:48

Sure.

SPEAKER_02 24:48

The Greek. The Greek brought him in. Some guy. Some guy, some Greek guy brought him in, you know, Thopanochagos or whatever. Thopanachagos brought in p sp people and birds, specifically from the Galapagos. Anyway, yeah, no, I love that you're like, who cares? But I didn't say I didn't say that, or what's the big deal? I was just, I did.

SPEAKER_03 25:14

I did say You were like, why are you so upset? What are you gonna do about it?

SPEAKER_02 25:17

No, I didn't say what are you gonna do about it, because it was like, I wasn't like challenging you to do something about it. Although the tone at one point it was probably like, what are you gonna like fucking burn it all down or firebomb or whatever? But I'm not trying to like coax someone. I'm not a good firebomb salesperson, okay? No, no, you're not. No. I'm like, I want you to turn it. I don't think you could start a fire if you had to. It was always burning. I didn't need the island's been turning. It's just like lost. They have to like turn it, like to physically turn the island or some shit.

SPEAKER_00 25:49

I didn't know. I know that people don't remember.

SPEAKER_02 25:51

That's the thing, is I don't remember much a lot of things about that show, but I was just like, huh. Oh that was weird. And then you just keep going. But when it's all you're like, that was pretty ridiculous. They're just making it up.

unknown 26:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:01

They're just making up as they're going along.

SPEAKER_00 26:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:04

You mean but you know, I st I bet that island had a better it literally had a better security system, like that little computer in the whatever thing. I didn't watch the show. I already told you. I didn't watch the show. It was called like a hatch, the hatch. So there's some hatch on the island in the lost. And I'm sure their system in a fictional show was way better than the Jurassic Park adjacent system that the Epstein Island had for their security and stuff, right?

SPEAKER_00 26:30

No, I think there purposefully was no security because there's cameras everywhere. They didn't lose the files. Are you kidding me? They lost the files.

SPEAKER_02 26:39

I mean, let them out. Oh yeah, they're like, sure, sure, sure. It's not like burn in case of emergency, it was like open in case of emergency. Yeah. Oh, he got quote unquote killed himself.

SPEAKER_03 26:50

Yeah. Like they're not being the the files, the evidence that they have over everybody is not currently being used. No, like what do you think? Here, like, not that I love it.

SPEAKER_02 27:00

No, it wasn't. So I love that you were trying to trap me to that because it's it's great. It's brought out it's you're digging up good material here. But I also here's the rubber. I didn't say what's the big deal. It was more like whether it was like forget it jackets Chinatown type of thing, as far as like an individual's ability to like fix it. Do you hear that, everyone out there?

SPEAKER_03 27:28

You can't do anything about it. Just move on, he says.

SPEAKER_02 27:31

No, not move on. It's not important. It's not a intellectually just let it happen. Morally. Don't morally move on.

SPEAKER_03 27:39

That was his advice for the victims, too. Oh, it wasn't. He said, just let it happen. That was what you said. They should have just let it happen.

SPEAKER_02 27:46

Welcome back to the pod.

SPEAKER_00 27:48

They're only a victim if they think they are. That victim mentality. Why didn't they just enjoy it? They're on an island. That's what you said.

SPEAKER_04 27:57

I heard you say. He's laughing. He's laughing so hard.

SPEAKER_02 28:01

Oh, well, oh, oh, too bad this isn't a video show yet, because you're just like you can say whatever. There's no consequence. There's no lauses in K. The Vietnamese were in on it, apparently. Everyone's in on it. Everyone's in it. The whole it got everyone because it was an Israeli psyops. Yeah. As everything is. Sure, sure, sure, sure. Do we oh everybody, yeah. Do you see the oh they I'll I'll talk about this more later too, but like a different thing. But like AI, they're sending out like AI like AI source text messages to basically like echo what we said a few weeks back. Um when we talked about that guy that rushed the do you see that kid that rushed the court? Uh the NBA finals? No. And so we're our joke was that he tried to take a picture of Wemby. But our joke was that like he the the the core the core thesis of the bit was just like he he me he was supposed to unfurl a banner that said just said Israel's not that bad. Like in front of a like national team, like worldwide TV in the finals. It's just like it didn't work.

SPEAKER_00 28:59

They're not that bad.

SPEAKER_02 29:00

It was like, hey, here's the thing. If we say we don't have a who we're the good guys, or like you should still support this, or like, hey, let's like let's go and blow up some more countries and like firebomb places and like I don't know, schools and vest or vegetables or whatever, all sorts of places. So some I assume are actual military targets, but probably not. But like I I I just short it out. I need a cup of coffee. Let's have coffee.

SPEAKER_00 29:29

Yeah, I worry that if you say too much, if we use the I word too much, our microphones are gonna blow up a P.

SPEAKER_02 29:36

Remember those those uh those pagers? Didn't they do that? Yes we didn't do that? No. They blew up and blew off like 5,000 dicks. I didn't get a pager. Did you get a pager? What if you're the guy that just that just had his hand blew off and then everyone knows you were a bad guy? That was the best part.

SPEAKER_00 29:57

Some of them were like, I mean when you say bad guy that's relative.

SPEAKER_02 30:01

Okay, well, what's a movie where everyone's bad in it? Uh right? There's not like uh Oh, I watched a movie um with the with Nazis. It had uh Killian Murphy in it. Oh, he was in a Nazi movie? Yeah, they were uh Oppenheimer? They were they were Nazi Czech Republic. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Chechia now, right? Chech, not Chechnya, but Chechia.

SPEAKER_03 30:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:31

This name swapping is like I didn't know until the World Cup that Dierra Congo was a year, was free state of Belgi Bel free state of Congo, which was Belgian Congo. Like, it started as just a place I thought it was Dr. Congo. Dr. Congo, yeah. I thought it was just some other guy. It's just a medical paradise, obviously. You know, they don't have they don't have like you can't go broke from like an operation in Dr. Congo. No, no way.

SPEAKER_03 31:05

Well, I think it's the the monkeys from the movie Congo, the the the like Dr.

SPEAKER_02 31:10

Chivago, like the Yeah, it's Dr. Congo, right? Oh yeah, yeah. The silverback gorillas from Congo. Yeah. Remember that movie? Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't great. It was a great premise because of the Michael Crichton story. Shout out again to Michael Crichton.

SPEAKER_03 31:25

I remember watching and I saw a clip of it recently. You're like, and I was like, we saw I saw this in theaters, and I was like, You were like I was too young.

SPEAKER_02 31:33

I think we saw it at home. Maybe. But theater, but it was like regardless, it was like I was young and they were like fucking up some like these monkeys were fucking people up.

SPEAKER_00 31:43

Were they eating throats?

SPEAKER_03 31:45

They were yeah, who was in the streets?

SPEAKER_02 31:46

They're biting off dicks eating throats. Was Tim Curry in it? Yeah, Tim Curry was definitely what a great poll if he wasn't, though. It's just like, oh yeah, Tim Curry was probably in it. Yeah, he was. Yeah, he was Holly Hunter. Okay, Tim Curry. And Steve Kerr. Yeah, and Judge Rand Reinhold. And Steve Kerr was in it, and Judge Reinhold Steve Kerr and Judge Reinhold had a graphic sex scene. Graphic! Yeah. I was a graph. With the gorillas. With the gorillas. The gorillas were just watching and they're all just like an agon circuit. And they brought him into it. And then Judge Reinhold blew his brains out because it's like Steve Kerr is left with the Steve Kerr can handle trauma because his dad got shot. It's fine. It's fine. That's why when Draymond Green and uh had a run-in with Poole, he's like, it's fine because my lover already blew his brains out in front of a bunch of gooning monkeys and throwing shit at me, and it's fine, and my dad's dead, and it's fine. And it's fine. I think he's dead. I don't know. He might have just took it. He got shot. Yeah, yeah. That's why he doesn't like guns. Yeah, but it's one of the reasons. Yeah, because it's personal to him. Right. No, but specifically because it was personal to him. It's not like he was like, you think he would have felt the same way like at a hijack an NBA press conference if it didn't happen directly to him? I mean, that brings us back to Epstein Island. Yeah, he doesn't have a guy being like, relax. Relax, relax. Or wasn't like, hey, look, what are you gonna do? You're gonna talk about it? You're gonna talk about it on a press conference? But that's the thing, is like you didn't have the press conference outlet. So I was worried, I was just worried about the outlet of it. It's just like, you know, you you it's you're everyone's I think everyone's one or two steps away from having imagine this tapestry is a corkboard. Everyone has the Pepe Silva, like the Johnny from the dead zone, like the cork board. But it's fine if it's at a police station. But if it's like in your house and you have the cork board connecting theories, and this is like everyone I mean, probably a lot of people.

SPEAKER_00 33:48

I don't always wanted to make the cork board.

SPEAKER_01 33:49

Yeah, I just wanted to I just want to get it figured out the cork.

SPEAKER_02 33:52

I want to get a win at the end of it, though. I don't want to get disappeared by Israel at the end of it. Yeah, yeah, that's true. It's like there's no season two for that. There's no season two. True detective. Did you watch season one of True Detective? I saw a bar. I want to watch the I want to watch the rest of it because season two is alright. It was alright. I don't know. Con Farrell beating up a child, I think, was in that, or he's like cursed at the kid or something. That was dope. He's amazing, by the way. Great guy. Um, I mean, I don't know if he's a great guy. He's he's been in some. No, he's a great actor. It was a great guy. I knew him personally. He wasn't at the island. Not at all. Didn't see him there. He wasn't, I mean, he wasn't there. Yeah. Oh, that is real. Um They're like, we're gonna get disappeared out of like uh like a phone. I don't think this phone is hackable to explode explode, is it? Oh, it definitely is. No, it was like they were giving burner phones, though. It was like oh, it's a pager. Stay pager still blowing up. Three in the morning hit the fat two in the morning, hit the fat burger. You know what that song? No. That's today was a good day by ice cube. Uh a good poll. It was a good day.

SPEAKER_03 34:55

Someone did the research to figure out what it was.

SPEAKER_02 34:57

Yeah, it was a day in 1992. I don't think so. Something like that, 91.

SPEAKER_00 35:02

I think it was the Lakers begin to be able to do that. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:05

They're gonna bring him back. Sonics.

SPEAKER_00 35:07

Ice Cube?

SPEAKER_02 35:08

Jeffrey Epstein. It's just like he's like, he there was a he was Snoke the whole time. Yeah, and he's a Palfantine. It's not Nanyahoo. It's it was he was he's another stooge. There's a guy, you gotta think higher than that. But how'd the island get there? Right? Who broke up Pangea? Was Pangea Zion the whole time? Zion from The Matrix? No, Zion like the Zion. Also that. What was that thing about?

SPEAKER_03 35:41

We watched The Matrix as a family, and showing showing the kids The Matrix, and then I'm like, there's more of them, but honestly.

SPEAKER_02 35:48

Yeah, we can stop here. Right? You remember that at the beginning of the second one you're gonna do. In the second one, you're like, this is like there was cool parts of the case. When was the chase scene? Was that before the um the sweaty club orgy thing? That was so dumb. And then they go have sex in like uh like a dirt dirt bunker. Who? Uh Trinity and you know Neo. And Morphe. And I was there, and I was there. They brought back uh the guy from Sopranos that played Ralphie, and he's in the corner masturbating and like as a hologram. Yeah, and he's there like, oh, we're gonna go to the left, and the and the woman's going, not like this.

SPEAKER_01 36:28

Not like this, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 36:31

Yeah, she's our favorite. I say that all the time. Like, not like this. You know? Switch, is that her name? No, switch is the guy. Who do you know?

SPEAKER_02 36:40

What did she look like? Uh she was white Ethnically. Yeah. She was a white lady with short spiky hair. Oh, she was a white line. They're always like the spiky. Do you ever see the white didn't you see the Jurassic Park, like the newest one that was like Jurassic World with like Scarlett Johansson?

SPEAKER_03 36:54

No, but I wanted to, because it can't be worse than what they was the third one.

SPEAKER_02 37:00

Oh, they were there, they're none of them were great. They weren't great. The second one had the the best scenes for sure. Yeah, the emotional Bronosaurus thing. Like they're like, those ones all like get burnt down. Lost World. No, that was a no that was a pile of trash. No, wasn't it? That is the second best no way. Oh Jurassic Park. Until the gymnastics thing with the daughter, the forced in it was wasn't that essentially like one of the early diverse casting for the sake of it. Like, we need a black gymnast girl. Wait, you don't think Jeff Goldblum was No, Jeff Goldman got it down. Yeah. Got around like that. That's yeah. Actually, the song Cinnamon Girl by Neil Young was a fla it was a flash forward that he had about Jeff Goldblum's love life. Like Malcolm's love life in in Jurassic Park. He's gonna have a baby. That was a deep pull that didn't pay off. Right, of course. Yeah. You don't know about Neil Young? Yeah. The 87-year-old dude. Yeah. Who's still out of the city? He's a great Canadian, yeah. Just yelling at all. He's just yelling at the city. There's not a lot of them, but he's an old man yelling at the cloud. There's not a lot of great Canadians. There's a they're like their success rate is high. There's a lot of great Canadians. In America? Is that what is that what you're counting? I mean, just like. So you had Neil Young. I ranked them recently with a friend. Uh Neil Young. And then uh Neil Pert. A couple of Neils on the list. Uh Getty Lee.

SPEAKER_01 38:25

Oh, his mind is not for rent.

SPEAKER_02 38:27

Great Canadian. John Candy. Jonathan Taves. Blackhawk's captain. Three three rings. Gretzky, obviously. Okay. Done. You're an idiot. Who? Alright. Listen. Oh. Lonis Morsa had a one banger in two and she sp spotted off Dave Couer a bit. That's great. Isn't Dave Couer also a great Canadian? He's a Canadian. He's good. He's good. I have a story about that, but that's gonna be bad. I don't want to bring up the C word. College. No. Oh. Yeah, we tried to. Yeah. He's gonna beat it. They get they cut it out. They cut it out. Yeah, exactly. Again, probably. Probably. We went down the Collier rabbit hole once again. Rick Moranis, though. He's good. Oh shit. Well, okay. Eugene Levy, he's good. Yeah, Eugene Levy and Rick Moranis. Alright, but we're also listing people that starred in Canada and had to go to America to really find a great opportunity. So they would not be allowed in today. Canada?

unknown 39:38

No.

SPEAKER_02 39:38

You think Rick Moranis is like waiting in line? So Rick Moranis has to go to South Africa first, and being as a white South African. Like, come on in. Yeah. He's like only Gozer or whatever. It's like, yeah, he's saying some weird shit, but he's white. It's fine.

unknown 39:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:56

That was a better poll. Is that a redemptive poll? No. A redemptive deep poll? I don't think so. It was a Rick Moranis special. You know, that guy's great. He's beyond great. He doesn't count. He's he transcends country lines. And not just because he's kind of in this in this example that he brought was brought in the Trump's South Africa plan. But um yeah, man, I just think there's not a lot of like like don't miss me with Ron Reynolds. Um yeah, Trudeau. That guy.

SPEAKER_03 40:26

You don't like him?

SPEAKER_02 40:27

Does anyone like him besides uh Katie Perry? She's sitting on his face, right?

SPEAKER_03 40:33

Yeah, probably.

SPEAKER_02 40:34

Yeah. Who wouldn't? We all really want to sit on his face. But I mean, to how to be like hold up as a guy, like world leaders now, like it's in today's world, not a lot. Not a lot to not a lot to put her hat on there, you know. It's like he wasn't the best.

SPEAKER_00 40:52

Unless it's a red hat that says make America great is again. Is that what you're doing? No, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 40:57

Make America ghoul again. I wanna we need more ghouls. I want more ghouls. I wanna I can't wait. This is by the way, this is the first election I will get to fully bet on, and I'm very excited. The midterm elections, can't wait. I'm f I'm primed, man. Please, if you if you know of any other apps that I can gamble on elections legally, which is a thing now, which is great. Um Degeneration.com. Oh yeah, it's great because it's got it's not gonna get worse because of it. Oh yes, it is. What? Someone's gonna throw an election and you find out like they got like a buddy, they got there so here's what's gonna happen. Here, I'll miss that scene for you. This is gonna be good. So there's a guy who runs for an obscure, like, like the ninth seat in like a Tennessee or not. Tennessee's too big of a state. Uh Missouri. The ninth seat, like District 9 in Missouri. And then they're like, they tank the race. They start off as like a favorite, right? And they completely tank the race, and somebody out there that they know that they've been paging with bets ab bets on like against them, and then they lose the race and they make a shitload of money, and then the the pager gets blown up by the Israelis, right? Ultimately. Covers the trail. It's a perfect crime. Genius. It's a perfect crime. It's perfect.

SPEAKER_00 42:26

But I mean, that is making things worse.

SPEAKER_02 42:30

What if, what if?

SPEAKER_00 42:31

But you know, am I gonna go to the mattresses over it? No, I guess not. I guess it doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_02 42:36

What if it's a person that came to Missouri?

SPEAKER_00 42:38

What if it was done on at least it's done in good weather on a nice island? He takes the die for and be buried in the sand or in the ocean, wouldn't you you rather be tropical than a frozen tundra? For sure. That's all I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02 42:52

For sure. But like, so here's the thing.

SPEAKER_00 42:54

Wouldn't you rather be if you're gonna be raped. Wouldn't you rather be murdered? Yeah. Of course. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:00

Wouldn't you rather be by the elite powerful? They're well fed.

SPEAKER_00 43:06

They're clean.

SPEAKER_02 43:07

They're starved. You know they were starved. The ones that didn't have bilingual. No, they're the ones doing the baby. They didn't come in with boling. Wait, hold on. They're clean. They're washed. Besides, you they they were cleaning the. They were cleaning the teeth. You know, what? Yeah, they had a dental thing set up there to clean their teeth. Oh, of course dentists were on the island. Dude, the cleaning. Can you benefit dentists? They're all I would be surprised to find someone in the files. How quickly? Like, I'm on board of A. I gotta get off this. You gotta get off Epson topics. No, I'm not bringing a dental. No, I'm bringing it back. No, I'm talking about that there was this when they say dental records, they just mean records of all the dentists that went to. There was like a flight full of dentists. No, he had a dental chair and a whole like dental suite in the for torture, right?

SPEAKER_01 43:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:00

What if it was just like there's just a fluoride chair because you know they're children? Well, there's that there was the fluoride. There is it's like once you turn a certain get beyond a certain thing, then you don't get the fluoride anymore. You go to the real the real thing. Yeah. The real place. Yeah. But before that, it's just the hygienist. You know there was just like a there's a file. Is it literal files? There's on a computer. Is it on a computer machine? It's hundreds of thousands of documents. No, I feel like there was just like an old school. It's an absurd amount of updates and they're like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 44:31

I guess we can't. There's just a lot of them.

SPEAKER_02 44:33

Those thick notebooks from the early like trapper keepers full of like dental hygienist records that were on the island. I mean A lot of them were born there. Odds are both odds are the dental hygienist was there. It's like Wonder Woman Island, but it's just all like hygienist. And it was like a it was a sister island. He bought that island too. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Okay, you gotta get us off there now. We're on the island at this point. We're there. We're trapped. We're there, man.

SPEAKER_00 45:08

Well, I mean you might as well I think it's probably gonna get you like I don't know. It might be you you're you're gonna get to get a full pardon if you like.

SPEAKER_02 45:16

A full pardon? Yeah. I mean, if you were ever to convict. They're not gonna give they're not giving pardons out anymore. They're still doing pardons. No, because when oh sorry, when there's these quote unquote punishments for this, anyone that was involved in this, he's not gonna still be the president. So it's like there won't be direct pardons for that. President for life, baby baby.

SPEAKER_00 45:35

Yeah, but he's not getting kids within the midterm, baby baby.

SPEAKER_02 45:38

He doesn't have access to Peter Thiel blood drink, which is I'm worried about because I played a great game around a basketball today, and I think instead of taking like teenager blood, I think he's going, I think Peter Thiel's gonna sink his teeth into this bad boy, this tank that you see before you. I mean, my footwork out there, exquisite. Shout out to my one pair of bombas, by the way. Green stripes, I feel reborn, reborn to the point where I I don't think it's improbable that Peter Thiel will drink my blood, blood, blood, blood. He's gonna come out with my blood. No, he wants specifically mine because he's trying to, he's out there. He's out there, man. He's got his scouts, he's got his blood scouts, they're on to me, man. Yeah, they're after me. There's like the and it's Mr. It's Anderson and the Matrix, and I'm like, he discovered that my blood is neat. Look at these fucking veins. Look at these, I got great veins. So vascular. I'm extremely vascular. And my I don't see your veins. No, it's because of the you know, whatever. It's because you're you got fat arms now. Dude, I'm why do you have fat arms? No, I have a long sleeve. This is uh look, I'm patting my arms. Look, no, it's your shoulders.

SPEAKER_03 46:48

They look like uh Tom Cruise's forearms.

SPEAKER_02 46:50

Yeah, look at this. And it's not just one bigger than the other, by the way. I only jerk off with my left. I'm a lefty. Um but I Did you ever try with your right? Yeah, it's weird. Yeah. Did you ever try to do the stranger? Were you sit on your hand? No. That's what you're supposed to do? Yeah.

unknown 47:06

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 47:07

I thought it was somebody else as a literal person. And I broke my right thumb. Wait, you bro you tried it because you broke your hand? Yeah, I think. I don't think that's stranger. I think that's just resourcefulness. Yeah, no, I I found I can do lefty. Yeah, you can do it. But I had to do western grip. What's the what's the show me? Show me on my dick. Well, there's supplement and there's pronated, right? So you're gonna thumb down basically. Pronated? Can you prone bone pronate yourself? Yeah, suppanated and pronated. That is accurate. I know. Yeah, western grip. Western grip. Western gripping, you're pronated. Yeah. Prone. Yeah. What?

SPEAKER_03 47:50

Wait, what? I don't even know what the wake-up word for that stupid thing. I hate the echo, the computer, whatever it is down here. What the fuck is that? I hate it. Hey, hey. I hate it. Play cheers from heaven. Hey. Hey, hey, tell Jeff Bezos that he's a thin penis weirdo.

SPEAKER_02 48:08

Do it.

SPEAKER_00 48:08

That she doesn't, she doesn't do it. Does she get quiet? I like when they get quiet. Dunk dunk. Dunk dunk. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, she ain't no mommy boss. I don't know what the word. Alexa. No, it's not Alexa. I don't know what the word.

SPEAKER_02 48:20

His lady, his bag of skin he's got, man. She's probably got a bear trap. Like a surgically recreated. Re cre like a remix. Bear trap. Like a brand new pussy? Yeah. Bear trap is one a pussy that's.

SPEAKER_00 48:33

That was the last the last podcast we did. It was like many like a year ago.

SPEAKER_02 48:37

Was Basil's. Brand new pussy.

SPEAKER_04 48:39

Brand new pussy, but we're bringing a remix.

SPEAKER_02 48:42

Brand new pusher. Yeah, and I was just slapping a bass. Yeah, slap it a bass. Brand new pusher. Next uh next one we do, yeah. We gotta make it a musical, semi-musical. And I'll be semi-hard instead of the fully hard thing. Full blasted. So you pronated is is hand over or hand under? Show it to me again. Show me on the doll where you touch it. Show me your ninth grade uh broken thumb pronating.

SPEAKER_03 49:08

Pronate. Supponated it would be like if you're doing a bicep curl.

SPEAKER_02 49:13

Okay, do okay, okay, so okay. Like this? Yeah, pronated would be doing like if you're doing hammer curls. Pronating is pushing down on your dick and mashing it into the mattress. That's the way your wrist is. Your wrist is suppenated or pronated. Alright. Why are we talking about this? Because it's great. What does this have to do with the island? Let's keep us back to the island. We're fleeing the hurricane. The files are missing. Everything is as it should be. The dinosaurs are gonna take over. Dude, I went to this quarry. Like the actual dino. There's a dinosaur quarry thing. Dino do you? Yeah, it's really what kind of dinos they got down there. It was just like, I got pictures. Yeah. But they got they got lost in the files. Oh. No, but it's like it's a raposaurus wrecks. Rex, rex, rex. Rex your wrecks your future. Yeah, that's bad. But yeah, it probably does. If you got raped by a dinosaur, I mean, talk about not believing ya. It's like they're like, yeah, sure. Okay, Kathy. It's like, yeah, okay. Like they're like, what if you what if there really were like crazy creatures on these? Sorry, it's an island chain. Okay. It's not just one. One is No, it's one. It's one? Yeah, that he had this whole time? The whole time. Yeah. No, it's like a chain. It's not. It's one island. Oh, I've seen it. Sorry, but we're reading right by it. We've read different files.

SPEAKER_00 50:45

I wasn't invited.

SPEAKER_02 50:47

We've read different files. Unfortunately. I mean, we're in different files.

SPEAKER_00 50:50

I never got an invite, unfortunately.

SPEAKER_02 50:51

Can you imagine that? The guy's just like, what if you found or what if what if you found like your old hotmail address and it you missed an invite and you probably would have gone because you had no idea.

SPEAKER_03 51:04

Right, right.

SPEAKER_02 51:04

It's like he's does your uncle's like your uncle Tad's like fucking taxes or whatever or his whatever scam they had. Oh, I missed my JE vacation or whatever you call it. But like that's probably what happened. Yeah. Because one time I had a one time I had a roommate that was like, hey, we're gonna get a different house together. You want in, and he sent it to my hotmail that I didn't use anymore while I lived with him. He didn't just like, hey, hey Andy, we should we go to this thing? But it's like, what if you just didn't find out you missed an opportunity that would have destroyed your life? Because you know the Patsys are the ones that got the hotmail invite. Wait, wait, wait. It's destroying lives now? Only the people that got caught or destroyed or killed. Yeah, obviously. But everyone else seems fine. Everyone else seems fine? Or is that what you are you putting words in my mouth again? No, everyone.

SPEAKER_00 52:00

Well, I mean, who got in any like trouble?

SPEAKER_03 52:06

Who's faced consequences?

SPEAKER_02 52:08

Uh Iran. It's like it was a whole plan of like, hey, you're gonna be partners with us forever. Like, you can't lose every ally on the world if you're all in if they're all in the files. Someone will say someone had fun, you know, someone will keep doing this. Yeah, sure. Yeah, why as you're like, why not everyone? You know, it's crazy. It's crazy. What what's the next plan? Like, for like I mean, I did I mention that they were sending out AI texts to be like essentially what I was joking about weeks ago. I was all over it. Not that bad. It was like, hey, it's not that bad. That's essentially what I don't s I didn't get the message yet. I think they were discontinued because I got caught. But they were essentially like those like text bots that we like like to like send silly things back to. How tall are you? But they were literally ones that were just like they probably cut right to the chase. Like, by the way, press one if you think Israel's not that bad. Press two if eh, kinda bad. Press three if you want a timeshare in new in New Jerusalem that has like skyscrapers. They're building like fucking skyscrapers. It's wild. Yeah, they'll they'll send anybody to go live in someone else's home. In someone's home. Okay, so the crazy part is that we just like we specifically as an America was like, kind of like seal the deal for getting the country, right? In the first place. And it was like, we d no one did the research, did they? Like that the conflicts are just like, alright, alright. They're like, would you just stop complaining? Take this. It's fine, it's fine, it's not great, it's fine, just take it. Just take it. And then they turned that like it was kind of like pity points, but you get a whole country out of it. When you say they Who are we referring to? The I-word. Like they that said it or they that received it. Any of it. The I word received the land and the other people, like the allied powers, leaders, or whatever. Not Churchill. This was post-Curchill, right? That guy was a dog. That was a dog. He was a dog. The only way Churchill would have been involved with that if he just was like blackout drunk. What if he was, though? What if he was just like called in and he was just like still doing some consulting work for Britain? Like low-key consulted on how to like kidding.

SPEAKER_03 54:41

If all the crazy shit didn't happen to pay off, or like if I love it, like he wouldn't.

SPEAKER_02 54:50

He would just be a psychopath. Right, right. But it's like they still pushed him out. But like look at what they they've had. This is their seventh person in nine years. That just started like today, today o'clock. Yeah, how do they get to swab them out so much? I'd love that. Right? Wouldn't that be like just like a it's a it's like one of those, you know those like little books? Like the the cartoon things that you make for it. They have essentially a fucking flipbook of a government. That'd be great. Right? Well, I don't know how they're able to do it. Is that they're so ineffectual? And like that they just no one is like, oh, Finkel is ironhorn, ironhorn's finkel for their government.

SPEAKER_03 55:30

Or there's yeah, either I don't know why they're not sticking.

SPEAKER_00 55:32

I can I have trouble following American politics.

SPEAKER_02 55:35

Why am I gonna follow the politics of some other country? Because it's just like when things are like, oh, I don't like that, then you just all you have to do is spin a globe. You're like, ha!

SPEAKER_01 55:43

Oh, are you fucking serious with this? Like, how like it's so hard. Like, where is the floor here?

SPEAKER_02 55:50

Like, where is the floor?

SPEAKER_00 55:52

There's no floor, right?

SPEAKER_02 55:53

There's no floor, but it's like there's no floor, and yet the lower, the lower, the lower society, like the health, overall health of society goes. It's still you're just like you're looking down. It's like you're in the what they call the Sears Tower now, like the fucking uh I don't know, in Chicago. You know that little floor thing? Like you it's like that you're gonna be like it on the glass and you look down, yeah. Yeah, you're looking down. It's like that's like a lot of other most other places are still like their governments or their systems, you're like, oh, I see you down there, and like England has what fucking seven and nine years and we had Trump, Biden, Trump, and whatever comes next, and it's still like we're still like hello down there. You think we still got it better? Is what that's what you're saying?

SPEAKER_01 56:34

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 56:35

I don't think so. No, because our we we then England or who else specifically? Very specifically, England's like system. I mean, what okay, well the argument against what I just said would be like, well, you know, we had seven and nine years, because we just yeah, we don't like it and we swap it out. It's like that's not really what happened, though. They weren't all voted out, right? And they just like I quit. Or like, eh, he's gotta go.

SPEAKER_03 57:00

I don't know. I mean This guy wasn't elected. Wildly spec speculative I love being wildly speculative.

SPEAKER_02 57:05

We just shattered Belgium. Open your mouth, world. There's like one person who's listening, going like, I'm actually what I happened was well this guy, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 57:16

And the House of Commons dictates George Clinton. I do it no one. I do like that they still wear wigs and then they just throw paper at each other. They throw paper? Yeah, yeah. They just start screaming and barking.

SPEAKER_02 57:28

Like we like like we simulated like Civil War with like paper balls in sixth grade. So like that? It's yeah, it's that. But you get a wig? I didn't give you a wig. The barristers do, don't they? They call them barristers. Barristers. Bro, it's color C O L All R, and Barrister sounds fucking stupid. Yeah. But does it pay well? Can I be a barrister? Right? Do you have to be the uh I thought it was solicitor? Solicitor. A solicitor is I've solicited. See, this is just two Americans. Two Americans speculating about how shit works in England.

SPEAKER_01 58:00

But this guy came in and it's like, I forget his name already, because it's like, why am I gonna learn it?

SPEAKER_02 58:04

There's gonna be a new guy in two weeks, or lady, or whatever. What's the difference? And it's just like Well, there's your problem, they're letting ladies do it. They're what ladies they've been doing this.

SPEAKER_03 58:12

We'll never let ladies do it here in America.

SPEAKER_02 58:14

We will. Well, I mean, we literally did let one that didn't get like um get to the final two that wasn't even selected to be in the final two. So I'm like, we are kind of trying to let them. They're just like the next like I would say the next ten ladies that run, at least three of them will could are probably solid enough to get elected by a big one.

SPEAKER_00 58:40

Yeah, but you'll have to wait. So if if Trump finds a way to run again, we don't want to put a woman. No. We want to put a man because he can't beat a running against a man, he's never beaten a man. Yeah, he's only beat women.

SPEAKER_02 58:54

He's beat a sh he he couldn't beat a shell of a man, a shell of a man.

SPEAKER_03 58:58

Right. Well he can't beat he can't win against any man because he's a man. Yeah, he loses against men, but against a woman he's he's won twice.

SPEAKER_02 59:07

Right, because it well because there's an alternative. The man as an alternative presents a case automatically.

SPEAKER_03 59:14

Well, I mean, that's why it's a civil American mind. Men out of women's sports.

SPEAKER_02 59:19

Yeah, that's that's I don't like why is that controversial?

SPEAKER_03 59:24

Well, I it's that's what I'm that's the only way he's ever won, though.

SPEAKER_02 59:29

It's one of those like a paradox of like That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_03 59:32

You know, it's like, but that's the only time he's won is against a woman. But now he's like, but no one else can.

SPEAKER_02 59:37

But he then he's gonna have to compete against a man. I mean again he's not strong enough. No, he's yeah, first the second one's like, dude, and it's like secret deodorant. A cardboard cut out of Dean Kane. Peach balance. He knows about it. I can smell it, I can smell it, I can smell your peach balance off. It's wrong, wrong, wrong balance. Yeah, peach is bad. Yeah, um, there's a spike there. Peach is bad. That's okay. So I was gonna say uh a cardboard cut out of fucking Dean Kane could have beaten her. Harris. Which her? Harris. The one I wasn't with, and not with her.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:15

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:15

Let's be clear. We I made a song about her, but uh that was just hedging my bets. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it's like alright. But now, now that like version 2.0 you're like AOC has no chance. I it doesn't it doesn't matter. Our country's fucked it.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:31

Nothing matters.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:31

Right. So it's like, well then, but I'm not gonna go to the mattress because then you can blame them. I just take your advice. Why go to why get why get upset? But then you can blame them. If the last ever present is a woman, there you go. It's just like, well, well, this is what happens. But you're saying it to nobody because it's like you're standing in an apocalypse, but you're still like, us. Can you imagine you're such an asshole that you're being a misogynist in an apocalypse? Well, yeah, there's gonna be tons of that. There's gonna be just gonna be all guys that are like, yeah, I didn't vote for her. This is what you get. And you're like, who are you, Grandpa? Who are you talking to? But it's gonna be all the people with the guns afterwards.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:08

That's gonna be who's left.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:09

It's gonna be a bunch of fucking weirdos. Guys that are like still trying to dunk on that they didn't vote for her. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:16

Like, she very clearly gets gonna deal with the so many dodge rams just plowing through the apocalypse.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:24

Seven dollar gas.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:25

Dodge rams. There's gonna be so many dodge rams.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:28

There's gonna be so many five foot seven dudes hopping out of those lifted trucks too, gas.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:33

Those little guys are gonna be all fired up, man. The straight of hormones fire. That's when it finally opens up. All the oil that specifically comes from Hermuz, Hermuz, Hermuz. Dean Kane has taken assumed control of the government. He tries, he thinks at this point. He thinks. He said that's where that noise. You're like, no, Dean Kane, I broke it. He's like, he threw it in. He's like so zooed at the charge of ice, man. He's schizophrenic, you can join. Didn't he join ice? I don't know. He uh recruits lasers for his. Yeah, obviously. Because when Dean can't look, when when you get you get your phone, before they learn how to hack phones and blow them up, before that, before the eye words they don't, they're just waiting. They're waiting until iPhone 19, and it's like blink. They just why? They're like 1947 forever, wherever year they got their free shit. Um still complain. Um the country. So, yeah, but they still complain about it.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:36

Yeah, I get it. I don't know, it's just like you're like they're always complaining.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:40

They, I don't like they don't like the they, you don't have to be. And then you're talking lasers. You start calling the I control the weather. No one controls the weather because you can bet on it. So it's just like You can bet on the weather. You can bet on the weather, dude. You're missing out.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:54

I'm not.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:54

I don't have a weird like No, I don't I'm not I haven't bet on the I don't have a system, okay? I don't have a man on the inside. I leave the dude. No, dude. Dean Kane, he was he starts to think he can actually shoot the lasers out of his eyes because he played Sleep Man once. That was a great show. It was an interesting tone. It worked for its time. The tone worked for its time. Yeah. John Shea was a really good Lex Luthor, because he's felt like the businessman version. You know who sucked as Lex Luthor, I think. I don't like to speak ill of the dead. But what was up with the Gene Hackman and Ned Beatty or uh Lex Luthor?

SPEAKER_00 1:03:33

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:34

Like that was the original like cycle of Lex Luther, but it's just like Chris Reeves was perfect. Yeah, yeah. The the super cunty version of uh Lois Lane, perfect.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:45

Sure.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:45

She's awful. And it was no Terry Hatcher. Right, because Terry Hatcher, you get it. You're like, yeah, yeah. And Amy Adams, I didn't watch those much at all, but you're like, Yeah, you get it. Who played it this time? The lady from uh Brosnahan, right? Brosnahan. Uh I didn't watch it. Yeah, I didn't watch it. I didn't watch it yet. And I definitely didn't watch Supergirl because she's like, she went back to the well of like, Well, yeah, I don't want those people to watch it. Like, who do you fucking think reads comic books and and watches these things?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:14

And that you want to know how upset you get when some lady some young woman tweets and you're like, I just noticed.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:27

It's not for me. No, it's just stupid. I don't like I don't care for her. I don't care for it at all. But it's stupid. It's like, why you you it's like you didn't direct this, you didn't write this, you didn't fund it, they gave you a thing.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:40

Man gave it man gave you a gift.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:42

Why are you denying the men?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:45

You should be Kathleen Kennedy.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:47

You should be having sex with I bought you dinner and you should have sex with me. I assembled your I can't help. I built I saw helping God. Help me God, I'll take you to the island. Take you to the island. Keith will put your furniture together and I will have sex with you, cause you owe it to me. You're gonna end up in a drawer. You owe it to me, cause I do it. You're gonna end up in a goddamn drawer. I'm better than you, and you owe it to me. You're gonna be in a drawer. Your little woman eyes gonna kill you. Your beady little woman eyes. You're just gonna end up in a drawer, you beady eyed bitch! Alright, bye.