Halloween Chaos & Creepy Clowns | Bomba’to Podcast #29

Welcome to the Bomba’to Podcast Halloween Special (Episode 29)! 🎃
This episode is packed with wild energy, spooky laughs, and crazy real-life stories. The crew dives into everything from Tesla rental horror stories, new HBO “It” spin-off “Welcome to Derry”, to the hilarious question: “Would we actually survive a horror movie?”

Expect chaotic storytelling, Spanish-English banter, hot takes, and a ton of laughs. Whether you’re into Halloween movies, funny group podcasts, or random guy talk with real chemistry, this episode’s for you.

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Warning, the following podcast contains opinions, jokes, and random thoughts that should absolutely not be taken seriously. We're not experts, professionals, or even mildly qualified to give advice. If you're looking for facts, maybe try Google. This is strictly for laughs, hot takes, and good vibes only. Perceivable caution and a sense of humor. And remember, Bomba'to!!(Music) Wow.(Laughter) Wow. No, no, no, no, no, no, you're not mistaken. This is Bon Bon's old podcast. Halloween special. Halloween special.(Speaking Spanish) (Laughter)(Speaking Spanish) (Laughter) Wow. Welcome. Welcome back to another episode of your favorite podcast. This is a Bomba'to podcast. Welcome to episode 29.(Speaking Spanish) Yo, smell. Welcome back to another episode of 29 of Bomba'to podcast. To my right, I got Juan Pacheco Soto on this right here.(Laughter) It's Nelson Cruz.(Speaking Spanish) No, okay.(Speaking Spanish) (Laughter) That or a convict. I think the convict picture more. The tip. Is always me mugging. The top of the tip. Wow.(Speaking Spanish) And then to his. Next to him.(Speaking Spanish) Well done.(Speaking Spanish) Wow. Yeah of (Speaking In Foreign Language) I made you happy today.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I think we'll make it to.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) No kidding, I said no faith. No kidding, I said no. No faith, no faith. No faith at all, bro. Dang. I don't know. Nah, man.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Confusion, confusion, miscommunication.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I should've said. Oh, I'm sorry.(Laughing) I'm sorry.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) No, so, what was it? What's it, Tuesday or Wednesday? No, actually it was the beginning of the week. It was Monday, I think it was. My boss calls me to the office. That's usually never good. He's either to give me a bonus or to"Yamama Laten Sion." One of those two things. And it ain't bonus season. Yeah. Well, almost. Almost, but not yet. Not yet. I thought, wait a minute. So, coming soon. Oh. No, so, he just got miscommunication. He thought I was working on a project. And I've been working on the project for longer than I expected. Right? And he was like, he thought he started looking at the project and reviewing it. And he thought I was farther along. But then he didn't realize that I was also teaching one of my coworkers how to use the software and how to put the things into the software and create different items and stuff like that. So, that takes time. And explaining them and explaining him how to do things and why you do it this way and all that So, at first he was like, "I need better from you. I need you to do better. I want you to take that next step. I'm really disappointed in you." And then I started explaining to him, "No, I know what you want. I know what I've been doing. I've been teaching somebody else." And then he was like, "Oh." I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He was like, "Oh, I guess we need to communicate better. If you're doing something and then you get sidetracked, just kind of let me know. I'm like, "Okay, no problem." What a bad idea. What a manager. I don't know if you're the vice president. Vice president. Well, yeah. Why is he? Why is the vice president calling you in? Because he's a family company. He's a family company. But, yeah, he knew to an extent, right? He knew what I was supposed to be doing. He just didn't know that along that I was also helping out a coworker because he literally didn't know what to do or how to do or why to do that. But it's not a cool part. No, no, no. It's not. It's not. So that's why he understood. He said, "You know what? That's why I'm a guy." Uh-oh. Oh, yeah. I'm not a guy. I'm a guy. You better say it. I'm not a guy. When you're a guy, you're a guy. I'm a guy. I'm not a guy. I'm a guy. I'm a guy. I'm a guy. I'm a guy. I'm a guy. You know what? The slingshots? I'm a guy. I'm a guy. I'm a guy. I'm a guy. Anyway, man, that was my story of the week so far. I was going. Bro, I got something to talk about. I'm right there. I'm like, "No." No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Davi, please. Now. Just Clare and you're about to make my day. Just Clare and you're about to make me. Domino, Domino, Domino. Domino needs what? Domino. Domino. I'm doing a damn process. Domino. Domino needs a damn process. You're just about to make me come back because I'm so nervous. My baby's better than us. Me too.(Speaking Spanish) The first one.(Speaking Spanish) That was good, though.(Speaking Spanish)(Speaking In Foreign Language) I can actually call you dickhead. Literally.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow. One of my whole dinner. Got a little taste. Wow. It got a nice ring to it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You should put some salt on it. Nah, if I drink that wrong.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Dolly! No, I'm gonna get horny.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, I know. Nah, I'm getting hot in here.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) I got the flash power.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Literally.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) He literally got a Prince Albert.(Laughing) Four sticks for six today.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's your card.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) Right now, right?(Percussive Music) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) they wait it's a little bit of a joke no, you don't know I'm not you don't know I'm not a real guy you don't know you don't know you don't get lit but I'm not going to eat it I'm going to eat it hey, salud yo my girls are all tequila oh, you mixing dark and light oh, you have to do that hey, you have to do the light I'm going to eat the light I'm going to eat the light yo, smell wow and thank you so much for sponsoring graphics no it's gone it kasim I'm Lord I'm the greatest here's the Negro I'm the landowner of this I didn't talked shit and shit i didn't talk shit and shit shit shit whatever you can say this is theua(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language)(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) It's glued on, I can't remove it. Can't remove it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, I already, no. You already what?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah he's missing you,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Somebody take all your happiness in thelay!(Speaking In Foreign Language)( Firmboard Banging On Ground) HIS F Only a I Hey Oh(Hip Hop Music) (Laughter)(Hip Hop Music)(Laughter) (Hip Hop Music) Only way that you're going is touching the top. You can do the whole--(Inaudible) (Laughter)(Speaking Portuguese) Bro, we don't even got-- we don't got the counter. No, no for real though. You gotta touch the tape. Don't do that.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I gotta take my last one. No, you better take that shot. Oh no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm doing it for my own good.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Take off your pants. All right, for real.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That was the last 15 minutes. And we haven't even gotten to the top.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I didn't bring my, like another shirt. You want pillow or two pillows? I do one. You wanna touch it?(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, but here's the thing though, this is a, you can like come on it because it won't go through the pillow. Oh. So like if you use like a regular one, you gotta put like a shirt so it doesn't like go through. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Elvis, this is what you consider smut. That's what I know.(Speaking In Foreign Language) How are you doing? How are you doing? You just bouncing it like that? I don't know, you gotta. Like, oh you're wrong, yeah.(Laughing) Yeah, friction.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Friction, clapping, clapping, yeah, working. Working, working.(Speaking In Foreign Language) The Osmail.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What the fuck?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yo, nah, y'all are something else. What? What the fuck, what just happened?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Hey.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wait, don't do that.(Speaking In Foreign Language) CC. Dali. Oh, no, okay.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Bro, some fucking video popped up for me. Can't compare my little alphabet. Who the fuck?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yo, hold on, before we listen to it, who the fuck decided to change that shit? Give me my LMNOP.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That play.(Speaking In Foreign Language) First off, way too slow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh, no, no, no, no. Make it, that was a--(Speaking In Foreign Language) What the fuck?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wait for the ending, wait for the ending. Now I never will forget How to say Are they really teaching this? Or is this just like on the internet? They're really teaching this. Nah, bro, nah, nah. This is how-- You know what, it's the alphabet. What alphabet is your daughter singing?(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) She sings it regularly.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) No.(Speaking In Foreign Language) She sings the normal one because that's what she learned from watching like YouTube videos. The A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z. Now I know my ABCs, next time on "Chusing With Me," that's what she knows.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No.(Laughing) Nah, but yo, and Sergio, now like with the way that they teach new shit, bro,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Everything's not-- We gotta ask some kids, it's like that's the new song that they're teaching.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I feel like that's just an interdition. Carter. Carter. No, no, okay, Carter. Brittany. Doesn't he teach kindergarten? We gotta bring her back on. There's something to ask. Yeah. (Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow. Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Special request.(Laughing) Yeah, bro. Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Bro, I'm not drinking no more.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You're already doing two shots.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Wow. Bro, I say this. Nah, oh. Oh, wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language)(Upbeat Music) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) Have y'all seen the movie "It", right? Yeah. So they got a new show on HBO called-- How do you recommend it?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Fucking sitting down watching TV. That's what your boss calls you up. Watching Netflix.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's on HBO Max.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It actually got TikTok, you know, YouTube.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Twitch. So you could stream from your car? I'm gonna show you renting out your car. I'm gonna show you renting out for like a day. Rent it out? Yeah. Me and Angel trying to find something now. Nah, nah. See, let's rent the car. That sound kinda weird. Yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna lie. See, let's rent the car right now. You know they come back as they looked when I get-- No, no, no, no. You don't get a detail before you bring it back. Now you're talking about renting out Tesla, so that's the story. I'm gonna hop back into your story. It's like a little side track. I'm not gonna die. There's a story about a guy who rented-- I'm not gonna drive it. Who rented out Tesla on Toro, and the guy went past his deadline to return the car. And the owner of Tesla was messaging the guy. I was like, "Hey, your way past your return date."Can you please let me know?"You're gonna keep the car."You're gonna extend your rental, blah, blah." And the guy would not respond. And the guy was like, eventually he said,"Oh, my phone, my phone, I broke my phone." And he was like, "Oh." I didn't excuse."Okay, when are you returning the car?" And the guy just never responded. So then he, you can track the car, wherever it's at. So he tracked the car. It was in another state. And the car was heavily discharged multiple times, which is not good for the car. And yeah, so eventually he had to declare it like a total loss. I told you to shower before you came, bro. I told you to shower, bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Thank without. Not so bad.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Loco, but you're telling me, wow. I miss her. No, but yeah, I like, yeah, so. Bro, I'll give you $100 for the test. Just the bar for the day. Get the one. I feel a little bit gassed and everything.(Laughing) What do you think I'm gonna do with it? I'm not driving it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What do you wanna do? What are you doing? What the fuck do you think I want?(Laughing) Exactly, that's how I'm not doing it. You know what you can do, actually? You can go to like a test. I want yours.(Laughing) I want yours. I want yours. You can go to any dealership and do like a, they give you a 30 minute test drive.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I wanna have your son in there.(Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Bro, I gotta take this.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, but yeah, so the guy, he kept doing.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) He can't take him seriously.(Speaking In Foreign Language) But yeah, anyways.(Speaking In Foreign Language) The guy pretty much declared a total loss.(Speaking In Foreign Language) He just kept doing updates on Twitter and shit. It's like, oh, now, you know, it's been upgraded to Turo's lost department, blah, blah, blah. So they're gonna declare the car a total loss. Yeah, I wouldn't do Turos, to be honest. I did that shit once. You rented out your car in Turo? No, no, no, I rented a car through Turo. Hey. That's cool, I guess. Nah, it's not, it's not.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Nah, that's the time we went to Miami, though. The only thing I didn't like was trying to find the fucking car.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That shit was a bitch. Yo, Miami's airport is ass. I'm sorry.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That's one fucking parking lot.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, we spent like half an hour. The guy dropped it off there and just left the car. Yeah, just left the parking lot.(Speaking In Foreign Language) How'd you guys get the keys? No, he said the name of the parking lot. Yeah. But it was only one parking lot. There's a code to open up the car. Oh, okay.(Speaking In Foreign Language) The name, we're like, okay, we found the car. We found the place where the car is at. So we just go in and we're like, what the fuck, where's the car? That shit had like what, like 10 fucking floors? Every floor with a different name, we're like, bro, what the fuck did you park the car?(Speaking In Foreign Language) We already fucking did a whole masturbation. Yeah. I ain't gonna lie. It was a punch bar. A punch bar, no. You had the whole bar?(Speaking In Foreign Language) You ate another one when you went to sleep. No, I ate half of it and it didn't do nothing. Oh, you crazy.(Speaking In Foreign Language) We gotta go next time for WBC.(Speaking In Foreign Language) After this one. Cause it's next April. No, the,(Speaking In Foreign Language) That's just a merge. No, I'm saying that. 20, 30. 20, 30? I don't know. I'm going to this, so I can't also. All right. Follow me. About Miami. We gotta do the podcast. Yeah, we're gonna do the podcast. Oh, podcast from Miami? Oh, cast a game from one of the bars? Cast a game from one of the bars? Okay. Cast a game from one of the bars in Miami?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Okay. The table. I don't know. Anyway.(Speaking In Foreign Language) The Club of Miami? Yeah, I'm pretty good. In April? Oh. In March.(Speaking In Foreign Language) There's a new show. It's about the It movie series. It's called Welcome to Dairy. That's right.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) I wish you had a straw. I suck you up.(Laughing) I gotta see what people. Wow. Anyway, anyway.(Speaking In Foreign Language) But anyway.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's good. You pinty so good.(Laughing) I know, I wanted the straw so I could give it out to all of you. No, no, no, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Fucking straw. Like a thing, like a beer cake thing to fucking.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So separately. You gotta take it out and.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Fuck it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You want us to drink your. No. You want us to drink you?(Speaking In Foreign Language) The from where? From the home. Where did that come from? Yeah, where's the house coming from?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh, so it's not gonna back back inside. Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) We're gonna drink from you. Yes.(Laughing) Wow. Wano, back to my story. Hey. I wish. It's called, what?(Laughing) I've been dying.(Laughing) The show is called Welcome to Dairy. The Rock versus Ramen range is just sucking it up there. Wow. Anyway.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Prima versus Prima. So it's like a horror show and like it started off crazy because the kids that they had on the show, you would think that they were the, gonna be the original people, spoiler alert, throughout the show.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What happened with the car?(Laughing) No matter what happened. When the kids, he killed the kids? Yeah. I thought they survived in the movie. No, it doesn't, there's no car. Oh, is it after? No, it's before all the events that happened in the movie. It's in the past, 27 years before. Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm dead, we black.(Speaking In Foreign Language) How long would you think you last? Bro, you black, you're the first one.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Is it against Pennywise?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Let's be honest, the black people always die first. I'm white. I probably go, Ellie, you, me. No, I'm white. Angel, Manny, in the order. No, yeah, I'm white. You crazy as hell, I can survive. But.(Laughing) Survive.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Why would you survive? How would you survive?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Un palo.(Laughing) So the campo. It depends, let's paint the picture. Is the clown? No, no, no, is it the clown or is it Jason? Yeah, depends on who I'm going to get. Oh, Pennywise is. All right, but I'm gonna see if you can Pennywise. Un palo. Nah, he gets big though, he gets big. Yeah, don't say how to stay. He gets big. He's the one that comes out of sewers, right? Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Get away, Pennywise! Ellie. Yeah, Paolo, but the-- Ellie.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That ain't poo, bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no,(Speaking In Foreign Language) with a stick.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Which one, one or two? The first one. The original? He gets big. He gets big, big. The last one, yeah, he gets big. It do, Manny. No, we could like-- You know what I mean?(Speaking In Foreign Language) You're not going to much, no?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Bro!(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm probably wouldn't like that. I mean, you gotta give me a limit though. Like you gotta last 10 days.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Bro, you're making a day.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Will you make it a day?(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, yeah, I'll be like some scared, you know, like, ah, shit, but I'm a good day. No, I'm in this. I can't even play scary games like that on my PlayStation issues like that. Oh, no, for you. Like, we're turning off the lights, putting the-- So you can't play-- I'm a fucking bitch, bro. You can't play Resident Evil. Dead by daylight. Nah, I think the one I played was Until Dawn. You know what was creepy? That's an old one. The last Call of Duty that just came out, they held the campaign that had like, it was zombie based and all that shit. So it was like one mission. Like,(Speaking In Foreign Language) I can't do shit, I can't do it. And they were like mannequin. Do solo. Yeah, do solo. Fuck that. They were mannequins. So no. And then we're like, no. You start running and they're behind you, right? Yeah, they're like, but if you look back, they don't move. But then if you start running, you see it move. Like you hear it moving, but you can't see it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh, that's fucking,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Why not?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Okay.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I really believe it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) T-shirt. And a wife beater. Nah, just straight boxers. That's it. Yeah, me too. I'm a true liar. I wear the wife beater and my mom. Yeah, that's it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Only time I put socks on is if I'm sick.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah. Yeah, it works. It works. It works. It works. I usually.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Fuck, it's hot. Angel, hey.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I've heard about it. You heard about it? You don't think about it? Why is it wet? I don't know, like-- It's an American thing.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No man, hello, no man, hello. They haven't pulled me. How do you know?(Speaking In Foreign Language) I mean, if she has a diet. No.(Laughing) That good diet goes a long way. Yeah, it does help a lot. You gotta clean it up.(Screaming) You get one smear, that's it. That log is better than like a river. What's the label or solid?(Speaking In Foreign Language) And she got locked up? Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What the hell?(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Nah, that's crazy.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, but.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) Hey, yo, that's fucking crazy.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Look at the facts. Uh-huh.(Speaking In Foreign Language) She got to choose between any of the monsters or kills from like other famous Halloween movies. Jason, Freddy Krueger, Pennywise, Gemma. Chucky. Chucky, like who would you be? If you could be one of them. I would be Freddy Krueger. I.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I mean.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I wish.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) That's all they have.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It would have been a perfect guy for the blues. Oh, God.(Laughing) With a pop one of him, like ah. That's what we knew. See it grow in real time.(Laughing) Yo.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yo.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I appreciate you think I would have a bigger one. Why not?(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Palo V.O.R. No, no, you're not thinking a little like here, Palo V.O.R. Palo V.O.R. Palo V.O.R. Palo V.O.R. Palo V.O.R.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I don't know who it is.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No lad, look at you! Look! I only didn't know who combination of yours was.(Laughing) You decide! alaba ziero el touchoom video, Setup video. Capetto de passeschea Amando 13 by But oh, he's been in my a ever since the last album He's still in my head, but I don't know Yeah, but he's a great singer I don't know what he's doing I don't know, but I'm a mentor But I'm a mentor Ah, you're a mentor! My mentor is on TV I'm not a mentor, I'm a mentor I know No, but I'm a mentor I listen to the songs today, or not today, this week One of them, with Kigo Rodrigo and the best one I've ever heard and "La Boda" You know what I mean? I'm a fan of "I Am a Sounder" Yo, you imagine "La Boda" is a mentor I'm a mentor, but I'm a mentor I'm a fan of "I Am a Sounder" I don't know what he's doing What's his name?"Tú" "Iablo Que Segue""Tú" "I'm a friend of a friend" "A friend, a friend" But the tip The tip is a little... It's a little... And the tip is like a motor tip "Iablo" What's the name?"El Amol de Túida" What's the name?"La de Hara y Feliz" "La Bona Bézaca con el Wave" No, not that... Will you let it go in peace? Like, be happy Would you destroy it? Will you be like, "Nah, you're mine, fuck that" I'm taking it with me Would you make it public? Make it private?"Mmm" "Mmm" You mean more public or private? Like the whole situation "La Bada" Would you..."La Bada" "La Bada" "La Bada""La Bada" "La Bada" "La Bada""La Bada""La Bada""Duy because I no no ense blan' gal In Notes Otheruling other thrust As the(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, but I even sounded like,"Damn, what would I do? Would I sabotage that situation? Would I take those mine?" If I truly love her, yes. But like, you're the side piece, that's the thing. You're the side piece.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, cause Romi in the songs, he's a side piece. Okay, he's a bakasak no trutipo.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Isn't she marrying somebody else and he comes and breaks up the wedding?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Okay.(Speaking In Foreign Language) For both of them.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I don't think he's a side piece.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I think they have history, you know.(Speaking In Foreign Language) How far would you go for the love? Cause you really love this chick.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Explain.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh man. I think you tested this beer in there, like if it's cold or not. Yeah, like... The beer is kind of hard right now. Yeah, you're right. You gotta take some. You gotta take some. Before I told you, Don't laugh. Goo, guy. I'd like a situation to look at if someone is still together. The team is There's blood in theirmods. And if you don't care why you're watching this movie, And you've got one word when you want, And the situation doesn't work out But it's free So let's take it up to another level Leave it at this level I'm going to say that it's not easy For the people Oh I'm going to say that But I'm going to do it I'm going to do it But I'm going to do it But I'm not going to do it But I'm not going to do it It's the same thing El Malo, El Malo, when he's in jail No, but I'm in jail The video is tough Men should be on that scale Then, what do you say? El I Do angel la dejola tippo que se baja She em be lucky. I'm a kitty. I mean What would you do Just evaluate from there Okay, why Monday? Huh? Why Monday Monday's always slow. Yeah, so it's kind of like Make the day go by quick. They boy in Delhi head What would you do in that situation Wilson I said the Sunday feast cuz I'm not I'm not a messy dude Pero, see the monkey. Yo, um, I really want to be with But it's like you said, what's the point if I go with her and she doesn't want to be with me Well, I know(Speaking In Foreign Language) I say no. You said I wish. Yeah. (Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Your own character, man. Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Ito. No, I can't say I have.(Laughing) You never have? Ito. Yo. No, yo.(Laughing) No.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, me ense, hora, poco, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, no. Don't feel fear pressure.(Speaking In Foreign Language) The post-naut clarity.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I get to be in war T on the side.(Speaking In Foreign Language) How would you feel then?(Speaking In Foreign Language) She's fooling around with him on the side. They have a thing together.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That's what was happening in the meo.(Speaking In Foreign Language) analysis, father(Speaking In Foreign Language) Long game baby long game.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What is going on right now?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Anyway, anyway, anyway.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Anyway. Titans, the La Republica Dominican.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What is he? Who is he? He said Weenie. No, Luini Colporang. No, I know, I thought he said Weenie. Weenie the Pooh? Who is he? What does he do? He's a radio show host. He's a radio show host.(Speaking In Foreign Language) But they've always had competition though, because it's like-- It's Dominican? It's one and two. What's the issue now?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Como contra, is that what you're saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Okay.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You watched it?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Okay, primarily,(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's crazy, because it's funny, because when he first came out, he was up to like 700,000 views.(Speaking In Foreign Language) 400,000 views.(Speaking In Foreign Language) 1.4, 1.6 million people. And then after a while--(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, like there was a point that he was like 200, 300,000 views, and then I don't know, we just dropped to like 150,000. Like literally at a switch, like in a blink of an eye. Whoever advised him to do it at the same time I'll focus on this.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So I read today,(Speaking In Foreign Language) there's a rumor going around that(Speaking In Foreign Language) he was gonna bring out Cardi B and Bad Bunny. That'd be lit. I don't think that was gonna happen. I can't know. Okay. I don't think you understand how big this show is. I don't think you understand how big Bad Bunny is for him to come to-- Bro, Puerto Rico is represented to the max in that show. He's interviewed him like five times already. Yeah, no, he has. He has, but that's not an interview. It didn't matter. But by the interview. He's not gonna stay for the night. He'll be there for a couple hours. I understand that. I think he'll go.(Speaking In Foreign Language) With the success of this show, the man has broken records. YouTube, again, get it. I understand that. He's broken YouTube records. I understand that.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Okay. Bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Bro, but you gotta understand.(Speaking In Foreign Language) He came bold. Bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Bro, that's promotion. That's promotion.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Bro, when you got a show on YouTube that's 24 seven for 30 plus days.(Speaking In Foreign Language) And it's reaching 100, no, a million point three, close to two million people around the world.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Won't go on that show? Absolutely. Why? Why am I saying that? Who the fuck is Bad Bunny?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Tomo Orlando the Bad Bunny. No Tomo Orlando the fucking Snow Bunny or whoever the fuck. Tomo Orlando the Bad Bunny, the hottest fucking artist out right now. It don't matter. It don't matter. It's the hottest artist but the hottest show happening right now. It's the biggest platform around the world. Bad Bunny doesn't-- You get 1.5 million viewers easily on prime time. Bad Bunny doesn't need those views. No important that he needs the views. Bad Bunny has his own views. Trust me, that will not 10 times, 100 times the viewership of the fucking show.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Won't capitalize on it and be like, yo, bad.(Speaking In Foreign Language) The thing is, whoa, Bad Bunny, take the offer. Claro que si.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Claro que si. He has done it. They're best friends. Claro que si. Not best friends, they're friends. They're friends, bro. And especially at the end of the show if the two Puerto Ricans are still in it? No.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Peru. You know how I can see him bringing on?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Nah, he don't really hear the fuck with the no at all. Hold on. Because the numbers are very different. It's two very different people.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Elie, I'm not discrediting his show. I'm not discrediting his show. You guys are arguing for nothing. I'm not discrediting his fucking show. You'll make it bad. I'm not discrediting his show. Make it bad if he's gonna go on or not.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm not gonna do it bad. I'm gonna do some shit, though. Nah, yeah, I'm gonna take him some therapy. Nah, you better.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I feel like even they're friends. I mean, he's done. Again, I'm not discrediting that. I know that they're friends. I understand that they have a good friendship and that he's interviewed Babani before multiple times. Again, I am not discrediting Santiago Matias. I am not discrediting the show that he has. I'm not discrediting all the accolades that he's won because of the show. All I am saying is Babani is bigger than that show. And I don't think Babani is gonna take out of his time when he's preparing for the fucking Super Bowl. No, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're making a scene where he's gonna take a fucking like two months to eat. Literally,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Maximo, like,(Speaking In Foreign Language) And we're talking about the Super Bowl in February. Yeah. It doesn't end like, what, mid-November? November. Let's put it like this. He's in mid-tour. He's starting his world tour.(Speaking In Foreign Language) He'll break the record. It's a win-win for both of them. Yeah, I think, I think, I think, I think. So I'm not saying, I can say, yeah, but nobody's bigger than my bunny right now. We're not saying he's bigger than my bunny.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Fucking capitalize on the moment. Obviously, I don't fuck it. Would love to have my bunny on his show. Again, I am not fucking arguing that.(Speaking In Foreign Language) All I am saying is, bunny does not have the time to be going on a fucking show when he got so many different shit going on. He got a world tour. He's promoting for his fucking Super Bowl halftime show and his tour. He don't got time to be going on a fucking show for 30 minutes. I don't know, man. That's even much, because he was at the Yankees playoff game. Yeah, that's both. A few games. I mean, come on. It took two hours to say. If he wants to be there, he will be there.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I don't want to be there.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Don't mean that you're fucking right. Do the heat, dude. Do the heat, dude. Do the heat, dude.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Fucking stupid with the Super Bowl and preparing all this bullshit. I did. Yeah, but he got time to sit around for two fucking hours on a fucking baseball game.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Because you're screaming at me, you're fucking right, Jesus. He does whatever the fuck he wants because he's fucking my buddy.(Speaking In Foreign Language) He can't do this shit, because he's a stupid situation.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Tomorrow, I want to go to fucking Mars.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Of course, Bad Bunny. I'll take you to fucking Mars. Hey, can I put Santiago with me? Oh yeah, fuck yeah. I'll put Santiago with me. Can I put his kids with me too?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Fuck, you know, it's whatever, yo. Next topic was--(Speaking In Foreign Language) What is it? Oh, yo, yo.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow. Hey, yo. Yo, yo. Yo.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Aw, get me, get me.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, Santiago, I think.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow. Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow, wow. Yeah, I don't need that. Yo, yo, yo.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) And they keep doing it. Yeah.(Laughing) You need like a pump. Yeah. So we can like pump you. Yeah, pump him up. Pump him up. Amy screaming at me, yeah. Pump him up, kiss me some of your leggers.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm gonna respectfully decline that. I will agree with him. Preposition. Respectfully.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Come on bro, like just a(Speaking In Foreign Language) So because(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That's disrespectful, that's disrespectful. Many.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Let's be honest, me and you don't always agree on things. That's disrespectful.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Okay.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What? I'm, what is it being ashamed of though?(Speaking In Foreign Language) You came to yourself.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Where is she asking me?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Where is she asking me?(Speaking In Foreign Language) No. Damn, you gonna say no? Well, she has to be inside the room, for you to say yes. So is it in private? That's how you fuck with this girl heavily bro. You see her in your future. If I fuck with this girl heavily and I see her in my future, that means I'm okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, they got not. For whatever reason, Ute-- You haven't pulled the trigger. You haven't pulled the trigger, you're not doing the thing, but you're still together. It's been over 10 years. No, I wouldn't happen. Bullshit, no, no, no, no. Bullshit bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Bullshit.(Laughing) Go fucking boomerang.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) You're so cute.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh no, you're fucking.(Laughing) Remember under me you let it go to say no See you remember one time minimum importer That's your opinion by the way, you know what that's a little more kira. Okay, go see you remember I'm the yellow burgoon. Congratulations. Yeah Know myself Yeah, you're gonna feel some type of way I know I won't you I won't Yeah, you said I said no me she bought the ring. I don't gotta pay for shit. No, you wouldn't feel shit You will be like absolutely baby bang. Why would I met them? Hello? Why would I care? Fucking machismo, I mean I mean polter no mean fucking polter. She's okay. I love my people. Oh, yeah I'm a kid. I mean, yeah, I'm a DC. I said take omega. God. Okay, see me of all okay For me, I mean, okay, but I thought so why haven't you proposed to her? There's a world Okay, but alone but there's a world as well alone if she's optimistic and she's like fuck it I'm gonna fucking jump the gun I'm not gonna say no, you know my one. Oh, hi Go for you Okay, okay, okay, okay You would say no what would happen after them so then That's gonna be a tough conversation Comissation no, I'm saying it's gonna be a tough conversation between me and the partner about what Is So from their bachelorette party No Wait make one Wow(Laughing) That celibacy out the window. Wow. That's six weeks. That's six weeks. With the same caco de nuevo en tiemo. That's six weeks except what we get. So come back to the topic, right? Realistically, right? What would you do if she asked you to marry her and you said no? So. What happens after? So better, so right. So I know myself, I know how I was raised, right? So, conocenos me ami. Like, it's funny, because me and my wife have had this discussion. And she's like, one, I would never propose to you. And two, I wouldn't want you to accept that if I were to propose to you. I would want you to do it. Because that's like the traditional way. That I was raised. Sienna, muy muy de en, no? I would be, I would be. I wouldn't be, and thank you. Oh yeah, I'm making it seem like it's, oh yeah. No, no, no, I'm just saying. Like, but no, like. Can I get my son? No, no, no, I got, I got. I don't blame you for how you think. There's one way to think, but then being in the position is a whole different ball game. Gracias. You know. Because if it happens, you'd be like, oh no, I stand by this place. Like, I don't know. Wait, wait, wait, hold on. I'm sorry, sorry to cut you off. I have a question. Let's say one of us comes to the group and says, yo, my girl proposed to me. I said, yes, we're getting married. I will hope that y'all motherfuckers will be happy. Wait, repeat that, what you say? One of us comes to the group and says, oh, I'm getting married. My girl proposed to me. Bro, I will hope that y'all niggas will be happy for me and y'all can joke all the fuck y'all want. Okay.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Go for you.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Okay, well, yes.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, my fucking, okay.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What is wrong? It's not that.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm just saying.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Would it be just your ego or your machismo? No, it would be the way that I was raised and-- And machismo. Okay, well, whatever the fuck you want.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What's the problem? Bro, call it-- Just because you weren't raised, I'm gonna now give you to the girl.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Hey, hey, hey.(Speaking In Foreign Language) My sister, what were you doing? She proposed to you. That's a good question.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You guys are in a dinner all together.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, no, no. In the beginning. You guys are on a nice dinner. She goes down to one knee and pops a ring in the middle of the restaurant. That's tough? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm saying it's tough because I can't see myself without her, even at that time. So what, I'm gonna say no and leave her because now she proposed to me? No, I'm not saying you're gonna leave her. Who's saying she's gonna leave her? What did you say yes? Hold up, what's gonna happen after? If I say no. But would you say yes? I would say yes. What would you say yes? I would say yes because-- Okay, congratulations. Now you're happy to marry me. I feel like we say one, I don't know. I don't know. Oh yeah, I know, man. I would say yes, but there'll be a discussion after that. What the fuck were you doing? Fuck that shit, you know what I'm talking about. You see it, so you're not gonna see me. What are you doing? It's not the norm. You know what I'm saying? It's not the, okay. But because it's not the norm, I mean it's wrong also, but it's not something-- It's not right. It's not right in my head. It's not the right thing to do by a woman. If me as a man, I haven't gotten through my head that yo, this is the person I see myself with. I'm gonna marry this person and I haven't proposed, then why-- Are you sucking on your own body? He's babbling on them shits.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) I wanna know the conversation you would have if you say no, because that's awkward as hell after. Is the same conversation that you would have if you say yes, it's still awkward as hell after. No, no, no, no, no, no. I feel like, I feel like, I feel like-- Because you wouldn't say-- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) We're gonna play both scenarios, yes and no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What's the conversation after? The conversation after-- Why did you say no? Do you not love me? Do you not wanna marry me? Why haven't you asked me? And what would you answer? Okay. The conversation is I still love you, I would still like to marry you, but on my terms, not just because you propose and it's a conversation that we have. And then the next question is, what are your terms? Why haven't you asked? If you know that you love me, why haven't you asked?(Speaking In Foreign Language) No.(Speaking In Foreign Language)(Dog Barking) We're playing both sides.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That's not one side, not the side.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So like to me, right? So if I were in the situation, so like, if I say no, right? I wanna have the conversation like, hey, yeah, I still wanna get married with you, but I wanna do it, I wanna propose to you because I was taught. But you're taking too long, I can't wait anymore, I wanna have kids already.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Why haven't you asked me? You know that you love me? You know that you love me and I love you, why haven't you done it yet?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Better bum and ring pop. Bum and Lani ring.(Speaking In Foreign Language) But babe, we live together, we have our own thing, you have a job, I have a job, we have our own money, what are you waiting for? No, at that point, I would've proposed by then. If we moved together. No, but okay. But you're playing the hypothetical. In the hypothetical world, you don't love her, so you don't propose. That's what you guys are saying. At that point, if all that shit has happened and I still haven't proposed, I really don't wanna marry you. Okay, bueno.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Okay.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) He's still in the costume.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) No, so all right, all right. So, me and my wife, we got together, we moved in, we were, my mother see a year and a half together. We were living together, we already had Emmy. I still didn't propose. Yeah, yeah, in her head, she was like, why hasn't he proposed? She said that to you. I knew it. Okay. And I proposed to her after a year and people were already like, yo, y'all living together, y'all know that y'all are perfect for each other. Why hasn't he proposed? Question, did you propose because you wanted to or did you propose because people were talking and you're-- No, I knew that I wanted to propose to her. I was just waiting for the right moment. Okay. So-- Nothing wrong with that. Is not. So, my thing is, why does it matter so much on tradition if you love somebody, no, no, better, the better. If you love somebody, why should it fucking matter who's the person that asses? You're right, it shouldn't matter.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Because to me it matters. But that's the way-- That's it, it's my--(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, but--(Speaking In Foreign Language) You're contradicting yourself. How? Because you say, oh, it doesn't matter, but it does matter. To me it matters. To me it matters, I've never strived from that.(Speaking In Foreign Language) To me it matters, it's my fucking life.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Let's play this shit out, right? The way, remember the way you proposed to your wife, right? Right, so you remember that he was there, right? Yeah. You were at the park, you know? Instead of you dropping your knee, it was her. I don't think you would have said, yeah, I think it would feel some type of way of seeing your wife kneeling down. I would be, I'll be very honest, I would be surprised. But at the same time, knowing that where she's coming from and the effort that she put into going about doing it, I wouldn't say no. You know what, I'll be honest. And I'm going back, no, no, no, I'm gonna let him be, no, I'm gonna let him be, because he's calling bullshit on my thing, right? So, el amiimo. Dada. I'm going back to what you said about you and your wife having that conversation. I think that if you were your person, that shit wouldn't happen, depending on the person that you are. And what, my person, it wouldn't happen. Because my person would know how I am. Exactly, that's what, it matters who you pick as your partner. Like, because they are, your son, your son come up to component, they're getting to your gang. You know, there's a balance. There's a balance to it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) If you're going through all this shit anyway. Yeah. But I'm saying, but if it happens, it's not gonna be like, oh, it's so slow. No, but then like you said, you will have a conversation. Like, what the fuck are you doing? Lomio, AK. Yeah, you're like, it's not normal. That's what I'm saying. Like I said, just because it's not normal, doesn't mean it's wrong. But just because, you know, it's not wrong, doesn't also make it right.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Okay.(Speaking In Foreign Language) The reasoning behind it. Because if a guy asks, a woman asks, no impolita, because you're coming from a place of love, because you know that you wanna be with this person, and you wanna take the next step. It shouldn't matter. Okay. Like, yes, I understand a man should do it. But I don't, really? I respect your opinion. I respect it too. I don't feel the same way. I don't agree with it. I understand where you're coming from. I respect your opinion. But at the same time, you know, it has been, it's like, it's been this way for so many years. And now, it's not, you know, we're trying to put this thing like, oh, it's okay if she, you know, if a woman proposes, you know, it's okay if she does this, if she does this. You know, it's been like that for God knows how long. You know, like. Fuck us. The regular status quo. You know, it's not, and again, that doesn't make it 100%, right? Yeah. You know, but that's, you know, it's been like that, what, since fucking God knows. It's so years, years, years, hundreds of years. A man proposes to a woman. Or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, A la familia, or whatever, yeah. It's been, it's like, it's like respect. Me and, me and Rosie actually went together. I have a question. What? To our parents. We were like, oh yeah, we're gonna get married.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You guys were kinda like. This is before, like we got, we lived together. No, but I'm saying with you guys, you guys were something that's been years in the making. It was just, it was like, you guys just finding the right time to get with. Rosie was actually the first one to shoot her shot against me. She told me that she was like, oh. She shot her shot. And how did you feel? No,(Speaking In Foreign Language) I took that shot. She told me that. You felt, you felt excited, right? Yeah, okay, just that one I knew it, you know, I was minding my business. A funny story, she told me about a girl shooting her shot, then some girl shot her shot, I'm like damn, she's ugly as fuck.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) So, all right, let's put it like this. Let's put it like this.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So stay committed to the podcast.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Depends on the day, how much money I have. So,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Okay.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Okay. You wouldn't feel some type of way? No. It's okay, la differentia. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's not the same shit. It's not the same level of commitment. It is not the same thing. You're trying something. Marriage is not trying something. Marriage is committing. Technically, you are trying something with marriage because marriage is not really 100% proof. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Here's the note. No, I don't agree with that. Then why is it that the divorce rate is so high? Because-- And at the end of the party, you don't believe in that. No, I'll tell you why. Because people have this idea of marriage, of oh, you tie the knot and everything is perfect and you don't have any more problems and you don't have any more issues. And they buy into that because that's what they see on social media and what have you. And then they get into these marriages, right? And sometimes what tends to happen is they fall out. They have a falling out. So you're saying that they have that illusion of the happiness and the enjoyment of what marriage entails. Again, not everyone's situation is the same. It can be a lot of things, but usually that's what tends to happen. My opinion. So-- It's also money related too. It's also money related too. No, I say, I'm not a boy. Done. So in one situation, this was something that you brought up.(Speaking In Foreign Language) A large sum of money. They're wealthy, they build a business, they're an athlete, blah, blah, blah, blah. Instead of keeping everything under their name, they put it under their father's name, their mother's name. Your family member's name. Like how would you feel if in a situation like that, if they, after you get married, they tell you, "Oh, nothing's under my name." Okay. You would feel some type of way? Not necessarily, I don't think. I've never been in this situation, so I can't say for sure. I'm not talking about you being in this situation, hypothetically speaking. Hypothetically, I don't think I would feel some type of way. You wouldn't feel that they don't trust you or that you're with them for-- It's their money. It's their money. It's not better, that's all right. If they weren't for them, I'm not someone that's going into a relationship for the benefit of, because they have whatever the fuck. So did I have, or did that person have the money before we got together? Yes. Oh. It's their money. It's my money. Now if they were together and they built something together-- And now you want to say, "Yo, this shit's not mine." Yeah, that's different. That's different. But if it's their money, if it's this shit that happened before, it's their money. What the fuck? I think when you get married, you think there's like, maybe some prenup, I don't know. But that's like a cause or something. They're gonna get a prenup. I don't know. Would they get a prenup? Well, no, no. Because you say, "Bovry." But what do you have, though? If it's a situation where I'm already financially stable and I have something that I built myself, yes, I would. And if they don't agree with that, then that's a red flag for me. Question. What if you built this while you were together? If we built it together, then-- No, no, no, no, no, no. You built it while you were together. I would still get the prenup. Hmm. So what would you feel about the, I think who was it, Birdman or somebody's wife?(Imitates Bird Sound) That she had a prenup. She signed a prenup, right? And she's saying, I think, it said if she lasted X amount of years in the marriage, she would get X amount of money. But if she lasted a day before that duration, she wouldn't get shit. So the day after that duration completed, she filed for divorce. And she got-- That's crazy. Like 120 million. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's a boom boom. Why do people get married like that? Okay. See, if I'm the guy, why even get married? I have that speculation that this girl might take my money eventually. See, but that's the thing. Why are people getting married? It's just for the sake to get married. No, no. They are married? No, they are. No, but I feel like-- Okay, no. But I feel like if you're rich, right? You're a little-- You're a little red, bro. You're fucking Elon Musk. You're fucking worth 200 billion. Why even get married? No, no, no, you know, and then-- Just fuck around with other people. And then you fuck--(Speaking In Foreign Language) Why get-- Yeah, but marriage doesn't change anything. Because of that point. It's just a paper at that point. Yeah, it does, it does. It depends on the person too. Because if you're a person that cares about the money, you care about the money. If you care about getting married, you care about getting married. It all depends on the person. Me, if I restart my life, fucking billionaire, I don't care about money, I'm not getting married. But okay, I'm gonna have the headache. For what? Even if it's the love of your life? No, I'm not. It changes all that. So what, you-- Because at that point, all I care about is money. I don't care about all the extracurricular activities. Oh, so a wife and marriage-- Oh yeah. If I'm loaded with money, that's all I care about. I'm a businessman, that's all I care about. I care about my money. Everything else does not matter. Now, if I'm a family man, the money doesn't matter to me, I want my family. It all depends on the person. Or if you're both. It depends on the situation. Now, the only way I can see it, that you could be both, is if you start something together from the bottom. Yeah, both dirt poor. Y'all live in Africa in the fucking desert. And y'all come together, and y'all have a fucking penthouse in New York. Battle, battle, battle. But, even if you start that shit from the bottom, with both of y'all, el dinero cambia la persona. El dinero cambia persona. I have a question. Yeah, for sure. I agree with that. Since you mentioned Jeff Bezos. No, for your family. Oh, for Manny, my bad. But, you're the-- I'm ready. No more of that, no more of that. In that situation where he was married with his wife, right? And, you know, they both built that business from the ground up. We don't necessarily know what contributions each person, or what sacrifices each person had to make to make Amazon what it is. Or, I guess, what it was at that point, since they're now separated and they-- No, what it is, because she was with him when-- When he had nothing. And when it skyrocketed. And when it skyrocketed, yeah. La mita. What's up, boy? I find it hard to believe that you can fall in love and get married if you're a businessman. You can't. Oh, now I know. Do you think that-- I think you think-- It can happen for a year, two years, three years, but it can't happen forever. I think you'll think more logically. You won't think with your heart. The business would matter way too much. It would matter more to you. The brothers of the Seattle. They could originally been in love with the person. And as their business grew, they fell more in love with the business and the chase than their actual partner. Do you think that's what happened in that situation? Yes. Because at the end of the day-- Your fucking face, bro. Juan, it goes back to what we were talking about. When I was saying that, you know that somebody that's like filthy rich is not gonna wanna keep gaining more. Because at the end of the day, when you have a person like Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk,(Speaking In Foreign Language) And it's like an addiction. You get more infatuated with that than the actual people around you that at one point, yes, you cared for them, but you're like, you add no value to what I'm trying to do. Which is sad because if you actually started from the bottom with this person, you wanna see, you wanna grow with this person as well. They look at it like how many said. They look at it statistically. Like what do you add to-- But then at that point, if you think about it logically,(Speaking In Foreign Language) separate yourself from that person before you get big. But hypothetically speaking-- Or bigger. You don't think that way. Or bigger. I don't think that way at that moment. There's instances where there's been athletes and coaches, like the Miami Heat's coach, they waited until his divorce was finalized and then they opened him up-- To give him that big ass contract. Like a hundred million dollar contract. After the divorce was finalized. So that way his ex wouldn't get paid. And there's like another NFL player who recently got divorced and then after the divorce got finalized, he signed a contract for over a hundred million dollars guaranteed or something like that. So there are instances where like, people, other people look out for you. I don't know. And my household, that D word is never said. It's never brought up or nothing. Who are divorce? Yeah, that word, that D word. Do it again. It's never or not. It's never gonna be an option. Oh yeah. It's all right. Squeeze it, squeeze it. You're taking a break.(Laughing) Would you rather relive one good memory or go back and fix one moment in your life? I don't got shit to fix bro. I think-- You already know my answer. I'm not even gonna answer. No, Nilo. No. Nilo. No, because you guys get mad every time I fucking-- They learn, they know. They know, they know, come to, come to petrol. I wouldn't change anything that has brought me to the point of where I am. That's right. I have no regrets. Everything, every decision, whether it was right or wrong has brought me to where I'm at. That's right. So I would not wanna go back and change anything. So you, so your answer would be relive one good moment? Mm-hmm. I would too. I would too. All right, so hypothetically, nothing where it's like you're thinking of this is the man that I am now because of my past experiences, blah, blah, blah, blah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Let's say you accidentally, you, somebody.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Well, I mean.(Laughing) Remember, it was predetermined. Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I am the way I am because I killed him. Exactly. Again.(Speaking In Foreign Language) His shit is tough though.(Speaking In Foreign Language) If you got the choice to change that shit, you would take it. But how did I kill him? No, but here's the thing. You did it, you did it. Hold on. You did it unwillingly. A better thing.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, my mother said, my mother said.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, mama said,(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, the only way.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It made me the man I am today. Brother. Hey, you never know. Oh, and because that's the-- It might be the word that I get into Mad Max or something like that. Okay, no. What? You trying to be slow, bro? Mad Max.(Laughing) You never played that game before? Or GTA 5, Franklin? Nah, Mad Max. Oh, you do the slow motion? No, but I'm not the shooting though. Yeah. Yeah, but go for it. Also, then you'll be able to shoot people slowly.(Imitates Explosion) (Laughing) You'll be able to kill more people, but it's the bad guys. Ah, you got members like ethics. You kill one person, you could save millions. No, but I'm not lying to say to you. I was literally about to say the same thing. You don't know what would happen. So let's say you go back, right? Emma, Emma. And you hypothetically don't get in the car drunk driving, right?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Emma. And don't say. Emma, would you kill your wife to save the world?(Laughing) Damn.(Speaking In Foreign Language) How are we saving the world? Yeah, how are we saving the world? What kind of world are we saving? This world, what we're living right now? How are we saving it though? Are we saving some people? Are we after the how? What are we saving it from? Yeah. Total destruction. Yeah, let's say, fuck.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, you're not diverting away from the actual question. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, same theory. Same theory, same theory. Same theory, just a different scenario.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What the heck is wrong for you? Just what the heck is wrong for you? How are we saving the world?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wait, wait, wait.(Speaking In Foreign Language) How are we saving the world? And is the world gonna continue being what it is now?(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm saving my fucking wife. So. So fucking, what else? I kill my wife, wait, wait, wait, wait. I kill my wife, I save the world from total destruction. Right? I don't kill my wife, what happens? The world ends? So the world keeps going. Ah, I'm dying before the world. I'm saving my wife. Yeah, I'm dying before the world. Fuck. Wait a minute, what's this? Did I throw it? So I kill my wife, I save the world from total destruction. I don't save my wife, what happens to the world? We just keep going? Everybody dies. Oh yeah, that's what I meant, yeah, fuck. I'm misunderstanding. I'm taking my wife, fuck everybody. Everybody dies. I'm saving my life. I'm saving my life now. Is it like an Avengers thing where like half of the population of the whole world. The whole, but the whole world. Everybody dies then. Seriously?(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's a scenario. All right, all right, all right. So I'm gonna ask you the question. No, don't ask me. No, no, no, I'm gonna ask everybody the question. I'll start over there.(Sings) What would be your one good moment that you would wanna relive? I know mine. Yeah, I know mine too. Dilo. I'd probably go back to when my grandparents were alive on both sides. You and me. I need one of those family meetings where everyone's together. Mm-hmm. That would be yours too? Mine would be Christmas 2017. Last time I got to see my grandparents, my whole family together. Pretty much the same. I would want to go back to a moment where--(Speaking In Foreign Language) Uh-huh.(Laughing) My thing would be one of the last moments that our family was all together during our holiday. See, family's important, family's important. I was gonna say that, but if it wasn't that-- If it wasn't that, it would be the last moment that I saw my grandpa. I was saying, I'm saying--(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm gonna be that guy, I don't have one. Nah, that's bullshit. You don't have one? That's bullshit. Not one. First time you masturbated. You don't go back. So you wouldn't-- It's not bullshit. So it wouldn't be the first moment-- First time you masturbated.(Laughing) (Crowd Yelling) (Laughing)(Crowd Yelling) (Laughing) I'm going a little sentimental. I remember you seeing the poor sister.(Laughing) Not even in my own room. The first time-- What the fuck?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Who's room?(Speaking In Foreign Language) The first time you saw your wife in her wedding dress. I feel like that's an easy answer, bro. Don't touch me. But uh-huh. Easy answer. Bro, what-- You have to have some happy moments in your life that you would wish to relive. Who's room are you in? I won't say the room, bro.(Laughing) He was in your room. No, no. I won't say the room.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I don't know, yeah, probably, yeah, my wedding. But like, that's like an easy answer.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You felt happy. Have you lost any of your grandparents? My dad saw it, but I was 10. Were you close to them? Were you close to them at all? Yeah, that's why he doesn't have a, let it be somewhere about the time. There has to be a moment in your life that you look back on it and it makes you feel happy. Yo, when I played baseball, that shit was lit. All right then, perfect situation. The last time you played baseball. Yeah, not the last time. Maybe like 11th grade, 9th grade, ice cream. The last time you felt joy playing baseball. Yeah. Would you wanna go back to a situation like that? Compared to everything else in my life, I don't know. Uh-huh. I don't know if I'll pick that. So obviously you would pick something. Yeah, but it's not like a memento. Shut the hell up. Oh. Oh. No, brother. You said I would pick nothing.(Gasping) I'm not pinioning at me. No, brother, do the hit the hit. You don't get over here.(Screaming) I don't wanna pick something just to pick something. I wanna--(Screaming) I would choose nothing.(Screaming) (Laughing) I'm waiting on one more. My thing is, I'm waiting for it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) I don't know.(Buzzer) I would prefer living. Reliving a moment.(Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) We should not be talking.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Claro, because. Yo, smiyo. Claro, because. Todawiya, get out, get out, get out. The essence. The essence? Bro, the seat is so warm.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) You keep wiping and then she's still out there. You're it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh my God. Hey.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, it's two hours. Two hours?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, there's no timer. No, she didn't get into the(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, I don't wanna mom. Eh.(Speaking In Foreign Language) For an episode where we didn't have shit supposedly, we talked a lot of shit.(Speaking In Foreign Language) All right.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Who's opinion matters more?(Speaking In Foreign Language) That was my question.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Am I married? No. We're not throwing scenarios. So are they off to the-- Your significant other, are you gonna listen to their opinion? Or are you gonna listen to the-- My significant other married? Married, relationship, gay, married. Nice scenario, nice scenario. Significant other.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, we're not gonna make it more difficult than what it needs to be. Your significant other. Will you listen to their opinion the most? Or will you listen to your family's opinion the most? At least for me, I wouldn't care what y'all say, but.(Laughing) We know that. You'll give your opinions. They can. And I just-- Literally.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Yo,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, listen.(Speaking In Foreign Language) While he's texting her. Let me suffer in pain. Let me crash out, let me fuck up. They know. No, it depends because you're like, for example, if you listen to like your mom or dad, sometimes the shit they be saying is right. And sometimes you're blind to whatever situation you're in. Yo,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Huh?(Laughs) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Before you ask your wife. No. Not, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) How about the man?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Say the thing. No.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What type? I say the name.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) In private? No problem. What problem is it? I don't know if you know it or not. It's not an indication of it. But... I think I know. This is a family of the family. And the family is a little bit different. I like it. I like it. The family is a little bit... Well then where will we go? There will be a year or two apart. Are we along? Holding like he said we will return? Well that... I mean keep shaping this.. Oh yes, it will be. We mightause you the last two weeks.suspicious. Aah Coneup. You always end up making it. Good night buddy. You're going to be Rudolfashi Mexico City. Yeah. A real badfoot for me.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You would have been dry. Yeah, as a bone. But you said my head or my dick head?(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) No, but was it my head head or the dick head? The dick head. But it's my head, wait. Yeah, yeah. Hey, am I a dick head? Yeah, exactly. Bro, you are the definition of a dick head. Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I don't know, bro. I don't know.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No. Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I love you, man. I love you. I love you, Erly. I love you.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I love Erly.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) Okay.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh, they used to fucking around.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow. We're too young. Freeze, freeze.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Okay. Are you flipping off? Hmm? Are you flipping off? Huh? Are you flipping her off? No. I think you're flipping her finger. No, I get it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Guess bother figure.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Huh? No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, what?(Speaking In Foreign Language) We're gonna do the pics? Let's do the pics. No, we're gonna put it in. It's over.(Speaking In Foreign Language) We got our pics in.(Speaking In Foreign Language) We got our pics in. Huh? Yeah. Okay. What? What?(Speaking In Foreign Language) No. Hmm. Oh, I don't know. That hurts for her. That hurts.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Now, well, we all have that one girl. If we were to marry that one girl, we thought we were gonna marry her.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I thank God. Bro. Matter of fact, matter of fact, I saw her at Walmart a few weeks ago. Can you say hello? No. Bad and ugly? No.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Facts. Matter of fact, over the weekend.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I looked at my wife and I just gave her a hug and I was like, yo, thank you. Thank you. That's nice, bro. That's nice. Because in all honesty, she made me a better man. No, that's good.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You got one nacho on that mask? I don't know what I got though.(Speaking In Foreign Language) All right,(Speaking In Foreign Language) What's going on, bro? You know, you're last. You're still last, bro. You're still last. I'm not that far back from you guys. It's still the same as last week though. So right now. Yeah, difference was here. Right now, I got 22. I think I climbed though. I think I climbed. I've about had 22 before. Wilson and Manny both got 26. Angel, you got 25 and Elvis got 29. So. I think we all got our pixin, right? Yeah. So. Let's go through our record. For this week's picks, I have the Ravens over the dolphins, the Bears over the Bengals, Denver versus over the Texans, the Bills over the Chiefs, Seahawks over the Commanders, and the Cowboys over the Cardinals. Wilson, Ravens, Bears, Denver, Chiefs, Seahawks, and Cowboys. Yeah. Elvis, Ravens, Bears, Texans, Bills, Seahawks, and Cowboys. I think they got the Bills. Manny. I think it's their home. Ravens, Bears, Denver, Chiefs, Seahawks, and Cowboys. You know better, you know better. Angel, pretty much the same picks. Ravens, Bengals, Denver, Chiefs, Seahawks, and Cowboys. So I'm all right. And just to remind you guys, the loser has to eat the hottest chip with a handful of just the random jelly beans where it could be vomit. What were the ones that you ate? Rubber tire. Rubber tire, rotten fish, vomit, dog. Boogers. Was it one of the dogs or something? What dog? What dog? What dog? I don't think about it, I don't think about it. It doesn't taste like anything. Yeah, if you start, if you start-- I ate one a day. You really got the box? Yeah, he won a day. And then the detail, oh, it's just nothing. He don't think about it. He's taking like vitamins. He's doing it right now. He's doing it for breakfast. You're gonna prepare yourself. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, the deal--(Speaking In Foreign Language) That day happens, I'm doing the podcast from the bathroom.(Laughing) Pass it baby, cravolo. I was looking at it, I was looking to buy that. He was about to do it from Zoom.(Laughing) Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. That's gonna be ass for the person. Bueno.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Happy Halloween, happy Halloween. Our spookies episode, yeah. Happy Halloween.(Speaking In Foreign Language) One a day. One a day.(Speaking In Foreign Language) One a day.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I don't like sweets like that.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Keep that fitting the trunk of your car, she ain't gonna find that shit.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You gotta know, you gotta know.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Keep it back with Tina's house.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, that's how we talked away.(Laughing) That's how we talked away. That's for sure.(Speaking In Foreign Language) How were the apples? I went to just for some apple donuts, I got these little bread with cheese, I got more than I like.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I hope you know when Millie sent that picture, this guy fucking goes, we're working, he goes(Speaking In Foreign Language) Bro. He said, no, no, no, you know what he said? Cause that was a Saturday if I'm not mistaken, he goes(Speaking In Foreign Language) Bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) She likes to cook and gotta share.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I visit though, we watch the game, I play with Emi. Oh, that's what he said, he goes, yeah, let me hit up a little, watch the game no more, cause I know they're gonna kick at his house.(Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Take us away, Manny. How's your tenant? I'm just saying. Anyways,(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Can you follow the video? Don't worry about it, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't ask me to go. I don't know what you said. Don't worry, don't worry about it. That fucking mask, don't get on with that. Don't worry about it, don't worry about it, Sashwin. Shh, shh, shh.(Laughing) (Breathing Heavily)(Speaking In Foreign Language) People will--(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, he's fast, he can teleport. You ever play the game, Friday the 13th of the game? He teleports and disappears, yeah, so he's fast.(Speaking In Foreign Language) He's fast, he's fast.(Humming) The more you know. Anyways, there's been the spooky episode of Bombato podcast. Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Anyways.(Laughing) If you like this episode, please drop a like, share, comment, subscribe.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow. Almost 200, almost 200. Wow. Nobody's a comedy size YouTube. No.(Laughing) On YouTube. No, I hate to get it on commentario, but we don't respond to them. I try to go in there and try to respond to them. How we been doing the last two videos? I don't know. I mean.(Speaking In Foreign Language) At the bar, who told them to show throw? I gotta keep going, I gotta keep going. I kinda want money, I don't want money. Just hang out for free. No, eventually, hopefully. We'll get there, we'll get there eventually. Bro, you got a dick on your head for free. What are you talking about? Yeah, for free, literally. For free.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You're doing negative 15. Negative 15. It's not a sprint, it's a marathon.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yo, that's a lot. That was a good episode.(Speaking In Foreign Language)