Thanksgiving Chaos, Tesla Self-Driving & The Underwear Debate | Bomba’to Ep. 34

Episode 34 of the Bomba’to Podcast is here — and it’s pure chaos, comedy, and unfiltered real talk.
The crew breaks down Thanksgiving and Friendsgiving stories, tequila-fueled nights, and who really survived the shots. Things take a wild turn as we dive into a hilarious debate about expensive men’s underwear, jockstraps, “peanut tubos,” and everything in between.

We also explore one of the biggest topics of the night: Tesla Full Self-Driving. From trusting the car on the highway to wondering if it would get you a DUI, the squad goes all in with jokes and honest reactions.

Add in 2000s nostalgia, Red Lobster memories, prepaid phone struggles, and the funniest side conversations — and you’ve got another legendary Bomba’to episode.

Tap in for non-stop laughs, crazy topics, and the best vibes. Bomba’to!!

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Warning, the following podcast contains opinions, jokes, and random thoughts that should absolutely not be taken seriously. We're not experts, professionals, or even mildly qualified to give advice. If you're looking for facts, maybe try Google. This is strictly for laughs, hot takes, and good vibes only. Proceed with caution and a sense of humor. And remember, Bomba'to!! Ayy San Miguel! Anyways, anyways, anyways, anyways, anyways, anyways, yo no se para que di juey sien siempre me pierdo Wow! Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome the back to another episode of your favorite podcast, Bomba'to podcast. This is episode 34. Wow, wow, wow. Welcome back to episode 34 of your favorite podcast, Bomba'to podcast. Wow. Or AKA, I Sam Miguel podcast now. Wow. Anyways, as everybody's week, was good, was new. This cold ass, kicking my ass. Facts.(Inaudible) What's going to happen? Isn't that like the most accurate way to measure your temperatures? Your butt? Yeah. I don't know. I do the babies, like with the thermometer thingy. That's because a baby can't close their mouth to... Is between that, your armpit and underneath your tongue. I'm about to look it up. I don't know. I think it is your butt. I think that's the best way. But that's, that's the most accurate way to do it. I'm going to be talking some bull. No, that's not. That's like a legit way. No, no, no. But what I'm saying is like, how did we end up here? Anyways, as everybody's week, how's work, how's life? Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving was good.(Inaudible) Wow. Wow. That's giving on Saturday. That's right. You follow us on Instagram, you saw the little flick. What was it? Yeah. The that we posted on the Instagram. Oh, with the shots. Yeah. He was like blood on my butt. He was running his house. Bro. Ah, good time. Our time was high. Somebody posted a boomerang. Was it a boomerang or was it a video? It was a regularized picture. No. All right. What was you going to see? It was live. We went like that.(Inaudible) That was your idea. Yeah.(Inaudible) Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Wow.(Inaudible) We sure obviously are not.(Inaudible) Yeah. You sure?(Inaudible) I'm not going to lie. That was funny.(Inaudible) And then she comes through the door. He's like. One of them wasn't, wasn't mine though. It really wasn't mine. It was so funny because that was in front of you. It's all right.(Inaudible) Drinks here.(Inaudible) No, but I'm guessing it was good quality, like alcohol. Cause I didn't get a headache or nothing the next day. Well, I only drink tequila. So that never gets me. I just woke up tired. We're some good alcoholics, but we know our We know what we're buying. We don't buy it. The I ain't fuel anything. We drank those tequila bottles fairly quickly.(Inaudible) How many shots did we have? I think I had like no lie. I had to have at least at least 12 days at night. 12. In the first 10 minutes of me being here, we had, you were like, I got permission to drink. I was trying to get out of it, but yeah. Y'all wouldn't let me. We had a peer pressure his ass into drinking that night. Yeah. In a safe environment. It was. Everybody got home safely. Nobody made a fool of themselves. Not cause we, we didn't really drink to get drunk. But we just saw, I mean, that was kind of the idea for at least for me, but like you're talking about.(Inaudible) Food. It was a food. Yeah. The food. Definitely. You wasn't going to get drunk. No more. How much place of food were there? Like where was like the 12, 13 different things. We got.(Inaudible) All different variations of potato.(Inaudible) Pie. Different kinds of pie.(Inaudible) Water, soda, drinks, juice. The only thing we forgot, I'm going to get vodka next time. No.(Inaudible) I was, it was requested by our new, uh, addition to the family. Yeah. Yeah. That's what, that's what, that's what she likes.(Inaudible) No.(Inaudible) You're a bitch. Here. (Inaudible) Nothing was man.(Inaudible) She was trying. She was like, oh, I bet you won't drink it by yourself. Like, ha ha. You think you're slick. You're drinking it with me. What else happened? What else happened? No, no. Talking about driving drunk, right? It can't double. I'm not into me. Yeah. Talking about driving drunk. So we got a, we got a trial of the, of the full self driving on my car for like until like January 14th. They gave it like a, they opened all the things up. Yo, that is mind boggling, bro. That's crazy. Do you trust it? Yeah. Drove here. Did you let it drive it? You let it drive you here. Yeah. And it has been driving me to work back home. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.(Inaudible) Yeah. You have the eyes on the road, but you can not hold the steering wheel and just lay back. I gave you Google the eyes. I have a question. What do you mean by free trial? You gotta pay for that No. So like you can, there's options. So like you can, uh, obviously you get your regular, what is called autopilot, which is mainly for the highway. Like it would keep manages the speed. No, no, no. It will keep you straight. It will turn by itself and it will break, accelerate, but it won't like switch lanes or anything. That's your regular. That's the version of cruise control. Okay. Then you got the full self driving, which is either you have to pay eight grand when you buy the car. What happened? This is like the iPhone. So you gotta pay either eight grand when you buy the car or you can, uh, pay monthly like a hundred bucks a month. You should want to try and then cancel it. Cause they, the thing, the thing, the reason why I didn't get it was like, they keep sending so many updates. They're like, it's not. Unless like they make it that is transferable. Like if you got a new Tesla, then you, it goes with you. Then I'll be cool. I don't know if they do that yet. That's why I didn't get it. But, um, um, yeah, it's crazy. Like when I, when I first got the car, I had it for like, uh, I think three months. They gave me a thing to try it and comparing that to now has super night and day. Night and day has a, has different speed profiles, depending on how aggressive you want it to drive. Always put it in a Mad Max mode. That's literally one of the modes. What was aggressive? Does it flip off people as it's driving? Oh, it does. It does. Some like, if I can switch lanes, like, whoa, I wouldn't be switching lanes. crazy. But it's a, no, that was driving this time. No. So how does it feel like now that you don't have to physically drive? Do you feel, do you still feel tired as you drive or no? No, it's crazy. Cause like, you'll be reading. No, no, no. You just feel rested. I don't know why. I just feel when I go home, I feel rested. Not having your foot on the pedal. You have to like, You're like technically driving, but you can't take a nap though. No, not yet. They're working on it. They're working on it. I don't think I would, I would trust it enough to, to like fall asleep in the car. Crazy. I mean, they, they do got, they do got those robo taxes in, in Texas and they're expanding. If you get comfortable, bro, you're knocking out. You wouldn't even know when you knocked out. Oh yeah. This is tired enough. The reflexes, bro, is crazy. It's crazy. People cut in front of it. And like, you know, it's like, oh, break or like, like there's construction going on with 18, right? And it knows like, oh this cone here. You can't go through it. Switch lanes and like that. Just amazing. It parks itself. So now I know fancy. Gotcha. Like if you go, let's say you're a Costco, right? And it's raining and you got a car full of Summon. Get the out of here, bro. Cause I got an auto start. I could unlock my car through my phone. I do too. I got cameras and everything. You could also summon from your phone. Yeah, everything. You gotta get a nice in condition. All you gotta do is wait for it to talk. So it does. It does. Yeah. I mean from the outside, like from the outside too. Oh no, no, no, no. I mean, it has. Pastor, I am here. I haven't tried it. I'm waiting for next summer. There's like, there's like a boom box feature. I'm so serious. Yeah. Literally it's like a boom box feature. So he says like, there's like the, I don't know that speakers or horns from the outside of the car and just blast music. Supposed to be really loud. I can already see it. I can already see a Manny having that He's going to play D.va go all the way. Imagine that stuff like that. Who's the guy that had the talking car and spread the gadget? Knight writer. Knight writer. Yeah. Yeah. That was crazy. Yeah. But the technology is crazy, man. Technology is insane. That's good, man. He loves for drunk driving. So wait, how would that work? If you're drunk in the car is still driving. Would you still get a, um, I was going to ask. I don't know. Yeah, you would because technically you're technically you're the operator, the operator, even though you're not operating. How would you even fight that in court? Like, yo, the Tesla was driving. I mean, better question. Would the car, if it's self-driving, right? Like it's driving itself. What is what is stop if it sees police lights behind it? Yeah, it does. Yeah, actually, if he sees an ambulance behind it, it will pull over. That's dope on you. You can't sit in the passenger seat. Not yet. No, you got to be behind. That's how you don't. I think even if you're in the, I think if you're in the passenger seat, you wouldn't get to take it. I think. Oh, you mean like while it's driving? I mean, that's, they're, they're, they're, they're working on it. According to Elon, the next update is trying to get everybody to get to freaking be able to just text and even look at the road. Yeah, but what for Elon making? Would the FAA agree to have that? I mean, you just got to think about it. Just slide them a few. We're pretty much like all these cars and all the robot taxis out there. They're like, they're like, they're logging miles. It's like a experiment already. So if you tell them, hey, we're driven 2 million miles without, you know, without an accident, you know. I mean, cause even, even, you know, if you look at statistically accidents, you know, humans, that are caused by humans and accidents are caused by self-driving, you know, if it is better than natural humans, what's the actual reason to have it? You know?(Inaudible) Just be an asshole. I just want to, yeah. Yeah. If I rode that shot, I would like that at all. It's like, what the turns, bro. Yeah, that's weird. That's weird. That's weird. It's literally, you just flick it and then... Yeah. No, and not even then, bro. When you turn, that should be shaken, like, cause all four wheels turn. Yeah. Cause it's so big, if it doesn't, you're going to hit something. Yeah. So that should just be shaken. That is weird. Yeah. Ain't that bitch chrome? By now, I'm wrong. By now, fancy when... Like, I'm not chrome. Now that we're adults, you imagine how we would have looked at a Tesla car when we were younger? Yeah, it's so... That'd been crazy. Like, just, just think about it. Like, all the... Man, what do these kids think? Like, does that really... Cause like, for us, that would have been mind boggling. What are these kids think? I don't think they think at all. No, no, no. Not even that. Like, for us, like, back when we were younger, like, the that we used to think that was fancy, or like, really high... Benton wash. Yeah, I remember Elio always said he was going to have a looking car on the outside, but on the inside, it was going to be a palace. Oh. Like, another bro. It goes to like, all the, like, the questions that we used to do, you know, like... Wait until 9 o'clock. You couldn't use your phone. Yeah, 3 minutes at 9 o'clock. You couldn't use your phone, like, your house phone and be on the internet at the same time. 9 o'clock, what? Yeah, it was 3 minutes at the same time. The 3 minutes? So, like, so the plan... So, folks... So, you up for that, bro? Back in the day, they were... They were based off of minutes, not actual data. So, like, now you don't pay for minutes. You pay for data. Back then, you had a plan that was either like 450 minutes and unlimited texting, and then you got unlimited minutes after 9 o'clock until a certain time. So, like, imagine going over those minutes. Your bill would skyrocket. I be forgetting how young you are, like... Stupid, huh, bro? ...compared to us. I mean, I'm only a year younger than you. No. Yeah, like a year and some months. How old are you? 25. I tend to 26 next month. Oh, That on, like, prepaid phones. Good. Yeah, I remember that, yeah. By the little tall head, though. Oh, yeah. Huh? my mouth is full. You don't know what's like that. You don't know what's like that? You think you know someone? What's one restaurant that you guys used to think that was fancy as when you were younger, and now you look at... Red Lobster. Yup. Red Lobster. Bro, yo man, I call the first place. I'm like, "Yo, my man fancy I see lobsters and And now I look at it. It was a fish tank that really did it for me, like in the front, like, y'all got a whole fish tank just for lobsters?" I never been to Red Lobster. No? Yes, you have. Why could I show you? I know for sure I've never been there. With the biscuits. I got back the biscuits. Well, who got back? Angel. I think you were there, yeah. I was there? Yeah, I think so. I'm not quite done with that, man. I don't remember If I have, it's just wands and I don't remember it. So it wasn't that good. The best part about it is the biscuits, to be honest. The only good thing about it is... To me, like, fancy, fancy, I thought it would be like Fridays, TJ Fridays. That too. Bro, recently... Nah. Oh, sorry. We went to Fogo de Chav recently for the first time. I've never been there for the first time. I really thought it was like a high-end, top of the tier restaurant, bro. Is this... Why, you went off-facing No, no, no. Yo, we... Yo, I meant to you. You wore a tuxedo or some Nah. So it's like a buffet. Underwear or no underwear? It's like a higher end buffet. It's a deep full. The worst underwear. I didn't do longers. Oh, yeah. Oh, actually. Lobo blancuito. Yeah. Stained. Y'all got tighty whiteys? No. Nah. What exactly are tighty whiteys? White underwear. Yeah, they hug you like Ray. No, no, no, no. I don't got those. The that they used to buy for us when we were little. No, no, no. I don't got those. I used... It's been a bust. My parents used to buy that when I was like three. And after that, I was like, "Nah, boxers." Yeah, I like boxer briefs. Gives me a nice snuggle. I can't do regular boxers. Have my just swinging. I love swinging and slanging over here, bro. Brother walking and swinging left and right. Yeah. Bop, bop, bop, bop. Yo. Bop, bop, bop, bop. Bop, bop. Bop, bop, bop. Yo. In the summer, that should be sticking to a leg. Then you're going to reach in and just hook at this chicken. It's stuck to your leg. Yo, prequesito. Right, yo. Yo, Sam. No se puede. We take a turn so fast. I know. It's so quick. Hey, now that we're here, what type of underwear are you? It's for real. I just told you. No, no, no, no. I have a company that's... My underwear's expensive, but that's the What company? Yeah, what company? They're called Krakatoa. Krakatoa underwear. I know you Krakatoa. You sounds like... Le patiro, amado.(Laughter) Sounds like...(Speaking Spanish) Sounds like that one man that used to say, "Hakatua."(Laughter) Hakatua. It's after... It's named after a volcano. Nah, yo, yo. So you just say... Isn't that the SpongeBob Yeah. That's what Scuba says. Yeah. It's an episode of SpongeBob. Yeah, I think so. I remember. Just say... How much does it cost? Yeah, for real. Oh, there you go. It doesn't come in a pack of three, one... Single. Oh, there you go. How much does it cost? They're like 35 bucks a month. Ah! Bro, for 35, I could buy me a pack of 10. Nah.(Speaking Spanish) You got no stickage and cups nice. They got... There's no... You got a little package in there you tuck your in? Yeah, it got like a little...(Laughter) It got like a little pocket where you could just nuggle it in there. We have so many topics to talk about.(Speaking Spanish) And the funny is that we only got him through two.(Speaking Spanish) That's what you call it? Your crack and toe? Yeah. Listen. Your crack and toe. That's a shit. That's what he calls it. They have underwear for showrooms. You packing like this, bro?(Laughter) Wow. This one, all right. You grow or show? You a grow or show? Wait, is that the XL ones or? Nah, bro. Yo, you got any shit. You packing, bro. Look at that shit. Ah! There ain't no ass or the briefs. The briefs.(Speaking Spanish) Wow. Yeah, I love. I like the words with the pockets. Hold on. It's this one. Peanut tuba. Peanut tuba.(Speaking Spanish) First of all, the freaking name of the brand. And then second of all, the name of the boxers. The style of boxers. The style of boxers, bro. That's so-- I just go-- I just stick with-- Fafletics. Fafletics. Fafletics. Kevin Harshatt? Yes, sir. No, no, no. Yes, the Kevin Harsh-- yeah. Look at that. That's what I-- that's what I-- That's what I-- That's what I-- That's what I--(Speaking Spanish) Fafletics. Yo, yo. You just-- that shit out. Yo, wait.(Speaking Spanish) Oh, nah. Yeah, but-- No, yo. I gotta change my-- Yo, boy, yo, un que se, cada trémés. I just-- I just worked for them to go on sale. They got a 52 of-- what is it, 50-- how many weeks in a year? 52. 52 week-- 52 wash guarantee. I don't need it. I don't-- AKA-- and what's the benefit of these-- Yeah, what's the-- And by the way, we're not promoting these. We're just talking. Hey, but if you-- Hey, yo, you be getting the jock shafts too? No, bro, they-- man. They sell it? Yeah, man. I don't get that shafts. They all gonna get in.(Laughter) Oh, they got pink ones too. What the fuck? Hey, yo. Yo. That's not them. That's not them. That's a Tuesday for my guy right here. That was what--(Laughter) That's my side dick. No, man. I stick with-- what was it? Fafletics. Fafletics. That's my-- Fafletics. Fafletics. Fafletics. Fafletics. That's what I use. They're not that much, are they? I like the Nike dry fit. I don't like them that much either. Eke, so I tried the Nike. I tried the No Balance. They're good for the first couple of washes. And then it's like, yo, the quality is just-- They cry. That's why I like Fafletics. You know, the quality-- you know, I've watched them a bunch of times. It's so good. You know, they got different versions. My shit last a whole year. And Nueva Cito, after a year, you're like, all right. They're still good, but not-- Is it just one? Is it $35 for one? No, they got categories in this shit. They got box of briefs, trunks, briefs, thongs, jock straps, and socks. I'm going to see what a thong goes for. No. And they got a $30 for one and a $50 for one. Would you wear one? Me? I would. Oh, now you crazy as a-- You could. Would you guys get a laser on your ass? A what? A what? What you say? Oh, like the hair removal? Yeah, laser on your ass. It would be heavy, no? I wouldn't do it either. I don't got that much hair on my ass to be getting laser removed. How you know? Why would I need it? You be looking in there? Can you feel that shit? It's not a hair yet. It's just like, stop lying. No, you got it. Stop lying. I want you to tell him exactly what the benefits are of money. No, I just want to show you a different-- $35 pair. I want to see the difference between these. I told you, Elvis, if we start making money, he's going to be the one that shows up in leather pants, though, under working. You got to be crazy yourself. Leather pants. Bro, all you hear is, with that sticky icky in there. Yeah. No. Bro, so you a grower or a shower? Well, don't bring it up and then-- Based on these pouches, he's a shower. He's a show for sure. My bad playboy. My bad? Good playboy. Good shit. Good shit, young niggas. We're not going to get through all of this. We're like, daddy. All right. Oh my god. They don't sell. I'm a Hanes guy. They're all for you. They're all for you. I'm a Hanes guy. I fucks with that. 10, you got three of them. They work. As long as it holds my shit in place, I'm good. They're all $30 right now. They're saying, $30. 30. Oh, Oh, Diablo. And if you buy seven, you got three of them. Yeah, each. Each is $30? Nah, bro. I just want to understand the fuck-- So wait, so you buy 52 in one shot?(Speaking Spanish) Like 14, 12.(Speaking Spanish) Like 14 or 12,(Speaking Spanish) Like, why? OK, they have a sale right now. No, bro. That's not me. Ah, yeah. That's not me. Yeah. That's not you. That's not me. We need pool, because I don't-- Drop it right now. Drop it right now. I need proof. Drop it right now. I need to see this in person. Yo, now, and the band of the Underwear got words of affirmation. Taking a show you could be feeling good about yourself. How the hell we get here? Especially you guys, since y'all be taking so much bathroom time during work, you know? Half of the time, I don't even be using the bathroom. I just be sitting there to escape. Exactly. So you'd be looking at the words of affirmation on the band. You'd be like, yeah, I don't know.(Speaking Spanish) What's the brand? What's the brand? Krakatoa.(Speaking Spanish) Welcome to my owner number.(Speaking Spanish) Say, I'm a Krakatoa. Krakatoa. Oh, Krakatoa. What? Krakatoa. I just want to understand, like, why a jock strap?(Laughter) Just like-- Jock. But what's the meaning behind it? I don't get it. At that point, don't wear nothing. At that point, don't wear nothing. He needs to breathe. He needs to breathe. He needs to breathe. At that point, don't wear nothing. Yo, that's fucking crazy. Yo, that's true. That's true, son. That's probably for strippers. Easy access, bro. That's probably for strippers. Yes. You didn't even got to take it off. Just bend down. Sit down on it. You ain't even got to take it off. Just sit down on that show. You imagine you were one of those that you go to the doctor. He's like dropping pads. And we're like, oh. Ready at all? Oh, yeah. Yeah, you buy seven. You get three free. Yeah. Yeah, that's too much money for me. You buy seven. Three free. That's $2.10, bro.$2.10. That's a lot of fucking money for-- I don't spend that much. I think I spend maybe like $60 of my boxes. And how many times do you buy it a year? Once. The way? Once. Well, your shit is $2.10. I go like-- I go at least every-- I go like every three months to get new underwear, but on the Diablo, bro. Three months. Yo. People be reviewing them. Ah, man, I love you. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. What do you say, though? Seriously, what do they say? They say it's nice and soft and-- Best jock I've ever owned. Yo, you can't step, though. What are we talking about? Hopefully this brand sees it, and they send us something. Yo, for real. Dude, you do not know how much money I spend on these underwear. Like, yeah, I should send us something. I'm going to link it in the description. Yeah. Every category you get is-- And it's a pack of maids. Matter of fact, just send us jock straps. Yeah. Jock straps. We're going to try it out. No, peanut tubos. That's me right there. No, no, no. Send the peanut tubos. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Peanut tubo. No, no, jock straps.(Speaking Spanish)(Laughter) (Speaking Spanish) Yo, we lasted five minutes. Peanut butter and jelly, bro. Peanut butter and jelly. You got that peanut butter jelly. Wilson, since you're a Dominican-- Wilson's going on a deep dive right now. Since you're a Dominican American-- I think I was-- never mind. I was going to say some bullshit. When I saw myself, you know it was going to be some bullshit. You know it was going to be some bullshit. When you go to DR, do you feel like a tourist? Fuck, man. Wow. Wow. Without. Relax. Without. Wow. As a Dominican American, when you go to DR, do you feel like a tourist? Yes. Why? Because I don't know how they do it, but they can sniff of travel or tours. Oh, they can tell. They sniff them out immediately. The amount of looks you get just walking into a fucking supermarket-- It's because of what we wear. Yeah. Because literally,(Speaking Spanish) Do you guys feel like tourists, since you guys travel more than the rest of us? Yeah, absolutely. Every time I go to a resort, I get pulled over by those people trying to say, you're like time sheriffs and shit? Because they know. They only go for the tourists. They don't go by the locals. So I used to tell them, oh, no. I actually live here on my back. And they'll leave me like, OK, I think I went there. They know. Like, it's just what you wear. You give off the-- you're a tourist. That vibe. Yeah. You got that tourist aura. Next time they ask you, you know. But that's the thing. Give them a jock strap. That's what it is. Give them a jock strap. Hey, it's like you said. It's like you said. Like, they go to a supermarket, and they dress up. They wear long jeans. They wear nice polo shirts. I can't wear long fucking jeans in DRs. I can't. In the 80s, right? I can. You know what kills me? I only do that for the club. It's like-- But that's different. You see the guys in DR wearing like a full blown puffer jacket. I don't know how they do it. I don't know how they be wearing not even a puffer jacket. Sweaters. Like, it's a long sleeve sweater in the middle of the day.(Non-english Speech) My brother.(Non-english Speech) Oh, what's that?(Non-english Speech) One thing you would never catch me wearing is the loafers. What loafers? The ones that they wear, like they're(Non-english Speech) and they got loafers on. Like the Toms? Yeah, and they got the fucking ankle showing and shit. What are you talking about? Like the loafers. The dress shoes. Yeah, like the fucking-- Oh, the look of the same man. Yeah, you would never catch me doing it. And the high water pants.(Non-english Speech) You know they hit? What is a high water pants? Look at-- The shorts. Yeah. They'll show your ankles and all that shit. We talking about the T-Mobile final boss. Yeah, nah. T-Mobile final boss, bro. High waters. High water pants. High water pants.(Non-english Speech) You didn't want a school like back in elementary, like somebody had like short pants and high water pants. I don't know how these people be wearing these tired ass clothes, bro.(Non-english Speech) Bro, like-- If they got the crack of tour, bro, they're good. I don't know how they-- Seriously. I don't know how they be putting on these jeans and these fucking T-shirts and shit, just to show their muscles and their brudders. Now, you know what I don't get? There's people that be wearing open-toed shoes in the cold right now. Yeah. And you know exactly who-- Let's talk about that. You know exactly who's doing this. The worst is-- Open-toed shoes. When they're wearing-- When they're wearing-- no. Open-toed shoes, no. I can't do it. I can't do it. It's worse when it's fucking shorts. Bro, I saw a guy running in shorts today. I saw one too this morning. Yeah. Nice-- a nice white gentleman. White. White. White. White in the park. You don't get cold. Yo, seriously, brother. Yo, come on fucking ski mask on. I'm fucking in winter. Head on. Yeah, brother. What's one thing that will get your Dominican card revoked in your eyes? What? Your Dominican card. When did we go over this? Him not eating fucking loco. I'm talking in general for anybody. There's worse things than that. Mojalacon con. Mojalacon con. What's worse than that? Worse than that, you're in loco? Yeah, like mojalacings, habalo. See? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I hit you with a caldero. Loco is not a staple. What? It is. Loco is a staple of the art? What? Loco de ser, loco de poi, loco de salami. Loco de la con yo, loco de la con se. De mai. That doesn't revoke your Dominican card though. I know. It doesn't revoke your Dominican card. What?(Speaking Spanish) Oh,(Speaking Spanish) Have you got no rhythm? Yeah, perfectly. You got no rhythm? I feel like no rhythm, because I feel like we're burning with no rhythm. You know? Not everybody. I know some Dominicans. Like I know for sure my brother. We know some people that-- Not a brother too, lovey? Yeah. Yeah, but you got to have some kind of rhythm. Just un-cheating, I can say. Yeah. Having a partner that doesn't know how to dance is tough. Yeah. What's one thing that--(Speaking Spanish) What? Nah, it just--(Speaking Spanish) Wow.(Speaking Spanish) (Laughter) I like that. I was waiting for that. Wow, wow.(Speaking Spanish) Okay. I'm not going to go much. Really? That's the method. That's the method. Don't eat con con. That's the secret. No rap con con. Yeah, that's the secret. No rap con con. A big one. But what race gives the best con con? Whoa. What race? What race? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Oh their motto. Or their Bill witch! Some guys. My race is to be hidden though. Why's that race, bro? What, like? Yeah, that's shit... female. X tell their Rio de Moro. No! Aw. No. That's the flavour, bro. Yes or no. All the way up. Say if I can taste it. What do you say, actually? present CRY Yeah. Um. I'm not gonna say that the white the white con con isn't good because you got I think about con con brother white con con Do the pony chin a bitch or la Riva? But I white con concert second. I'm being Bro come to my house At the end Yeah B il Don t ball model enough nice dib lesson is says(Laughing) Yo, I'll let, listen, I'll even let Elie pick the locrio.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, it can't be Salami because it wasn't,(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm saying, let me make you a locrio, and then you could tell us afterwards if you really don't like it, and we'll leave you alone. It's not that I don't like it, cause I'll eat it. Again, not like the concept of having meat cooked with rice. No, no, not touching. With the rice. Not touching. Cooked with the rice. Cooked simultaneously in the same pot. What the fuck does that, what you eating the same meat? Talk for me right now, bro. Okay, you eating rice and meat. Let's say, I don't know, but the texture, the flavoring and everything just, it's different when you cook it together in the same pot. No matter, don't tell me it's not the same, it's different. No, no, no, that's the point though, it's totally different.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah. Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh, okay, yo. I don't know.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh. Okay, yo. I don't know. (Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm not a fan of Longanisa.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, it's kind of like, if you have Fritu, and it's like, eh, I'll eat it. What, Longanisa? I think it's too salty. Longanisa? Yeah. Bro, that shit is, bang. It depends, you have to have like, in DR, I had a Longanisa's Casaera, bro. Whole different fucking experience. Shit is fresh. That shit's not even like, it's not ground meat, it's like chopped up meat. Show me the, oof. I don't fuck with Ojita. Oh, that's right. I'm both classy. Donita come here.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Me and A to go. Fucking that shit up.(Laughing) I didn't see a picture of you eating it. I don't eat, I don't eat three pizza. I don't eat three pizza, Borajita, fuck that shit up. Yo, they have me La Longanisa, they have me La Chuleta, they have me La Chuleta, I'm not gonna eat it totally. I'm good. I can't fuck Borajita. I'm a Me Longanisa. You said a leaf chuleta. Yeah. I said what I said. You got chuleta? Yep, I said what I said. I'll fuck up some Mojohitas too. Ooh, I love Mojohitas. I like that. I love Mojohitas. That's a good, that's a good one. I love Mojohitas. Chicken gazoon? Yeah. Chicken what? It's a gazoon? It's a it. Is that a shit that taste like blood? Nah, it's like Mojohita. Mojohita. Mojohita. Mojohita. Is it? No, he said the taste like blood. It's no way. No, what is it? Is this a chicken gazoon right here? I don't know. I don't know.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's a shit that grinds up its food, like the muscle.(Speaking In Foreign Language) But that shit good. Hey, what's one thing you guys miss from your childhood? Coming home and playing outside. Not having a worry in the world. Mines is-- Not paying bills. That's a-- Ooh, I take mine back. No, no, mines was how long the summer used to fill. Damn, yeah, that's true. Bro, the summer be like this. Nah, I feel like after I got a concept of time, like real concept of time, that shit was just like(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, it does go back quick, especially now that you're working, that we're working. You're constantly working, you're doing something. There's nothing different, it just gets darker earlier now. Still the same shit. Like right now, I'm still grasping the fact that we're in December. Already, bro. Already, and I feel like the year just started like yesterday. Where did that go back to me in the kid? No, because the experiences that I've had, it serves a purpose, right? I would love-- Would you go back being a kid with all the knowledge that you have now? Yes. I would be fucking rich. We would be fucking rich. But would you be-- Let's be honest, because y'all know that we would have been investing in Bitcoin and all that shit, OD. Yeah, facts.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Invest in Amazon.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow. No, but the UNSC, they were bartering.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) In dog ears.(Laughing) 2012 to you, shit, I don't know.(Laughing) Very important question, poutte de.(Speaking In Foreign Language) This is a two part question.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Is cereal considered soup?(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, it's not hot, no. Gaspacho. The fuck is that? It's a cold tomato soup.(Speaking In Foreign Language) But it's not cold, the Nevada cold, it's a cold. But now, you think of soup, you think of hot soup. You don't think about cold soup. Yeah, you think like hot, you know. Chicken noodle soup.(Speaking In Foreign Language) But if you think about it-- Plus, this ain't Spain for us to be talking about no gazpacho.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I thought it was a town.(Speaking In Foreign Language) This is not soup, bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's cereal.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What the fuck?(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, I hate the glass. Crazy as hell, that shit needs to be ice cold.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) He fell for it. He fell for it, he fell, big time, big time. I went with it. Oh shit, nothing happened to all of you by now. We were doing so good. Second part. 500 views, it's all alive. Second part, second part. Wow. How do you serve your cereal? Milk first? I got normal.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Normal. No, go one by one, go one by one. Is it milk first, cereal second, or cereal first, and then milk? How do you prepare your cereal milk? Well, if I was a psycho, milk first. No, no, no, how do you do it? How do you do it? Milk first, milk second. How do you do it? What? If I was a psycho, cereal first, milk second. What do you mean if you were a psycho? I mean, come on.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, cereal first, cereal first, and then milk. Yeah, same way. Cereal first, then milk. You're a psycho, you do it otherwise, bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Are you crazy, man? Wow, and this economy. That's where all the flavor is. This economy. Especially if you got like, fruit loops and shit.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh yeah, oh yeah. Like cereal milk? Yeah, cereal milk.(Speaking In Foreign Language) They're all the ones today, bro. You know what I'm saying?(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's all love.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) No more 10. Aye, this is so much.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What is your favorite cereal? I didn't really eat cereal growing up. The only cereal I had was fruit loops. And even then, I just had it dry. I never really put milk in it. Do you, are you one of those people that think that there's a different flavor for each fruit loop? Isn't it not the same? It's all the fucking sugar. The flavor is sugar. It's the same flavor for each one. The flavor is sugar. I mean, the yellow one be tasting different. Nah, it's all the same flavor. That shit is sugar. Yellow ones, bro. Yeah, he think that shit got different flavors. Nah, what's that chemical? Yellow 40, whatever. Yellow five, whatever, that shit. Yo, it bad out there. Topic change, I'm sorry, but we gotta talk about this. Candy. Have y'all seen the new line of chips naked? Richard was talking about that. No, because this shit is crazy. The pita chips? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like Cheetos, Doritos. It's Cheetos, Doritos. They take out the coloring. Yes. That may make a lot of oil, bro. We gotta do a taste test. They didn't think they'd gonna sit down in school. I'm sorry. Wait a minute, wait a minute. If they're naked, they have no chemicals? Yeah, they have none of the dyes. The dyes, the dyes. And no artificial. No artificial. I'm talking about doing the same shit with some cereals. Like if you do the comparison between like Canada, the cereal from Canada and here. Yeah, I-- Oh, the ingredients, crazy. Yeah, it's different. Everything, not even the cereal, the everything. Ketchup, salt, barbecue, everything. I feel like it should be like that all over the world. Yes. All over the world. Some countries have stricter food regulations. Because America, they love to fuck us. Just talk about that money. Speak for yourself. Yeah. Come on, bro. No, you're not. You know, so you're so healthy.(Laughing) No, do come a come on, look. Yeah. No, el como como uno veso. Do come a come on, yes. Holy crap. Yeah. I love rapido en tonse calcomo. But more, temas, maseria, amora. Ah, we still gonna end up on some bullshit, but go ahead. We will.(Laughing) This is one of your questions, so.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Okay. Is love a choice, a feeling, or both? Ooh. Damn, that was a good question.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah. Is love a choice, a feeling, or both? I think it is both. Why? Because for you to love a person, you have to choose to love them, number one, but it's also a feeling. And sometimes that feeling, because of, you know, whatever circumstances in life, kind of, I don't wanna say it fades, but it might diminish a little bit. So you have to choose to love that person, to continue loving that person.(Laughing) Can you do just one? No, it has to be both. What if you love a first sight? You don't choose to love a first sight. But it says or is not and. No, you do. If it's a first sight, you do choose to love that person. It's or, there's only one. Because you didn't want there, like, knowing, like, intentionally knowing. You was like, dabbing on the floor. But you get that feeling. That's all right. You get that feeling, and then you have to go, like, you choose to go after them. That wasn't the question that said or, so you can't be, it said or. No. Or both. He said or both. Yeah. I think it's a feeling because you, you could, yeah, you feel it, like, when you're around somebody, you feel that, that emotion, but it's a persona. But there's times where you don't, you might not, you get to feel it as strong. You get to choose over time. And you have to choose. What'd you think? Over time, you get to choose it? I think there's a difference between the two, because choosing is like, you choose to love a parent. You choose to love a child. You choose to love a sibling, but you feel love towards people or individuals, depending on who they are. I have a question. Isn't it a choice when you are faced with-- Predetermined. When you're faced with a--(Laughing) Like, for people that have cheated or that are presented with the opportunity to cheat, right? Don't you have to choose-- To cheat? No, no, no, you have to choose, well, yeah, you choose to cheat or not to cheat. So it's a choice. But yeah. And that goes back to the person that you love, right? Because it's like, am I gonna choose to continue to love this person even though this opportunity is here? Or am I gonna choose to say fuck it and cheat on this person even though I love them? Even though I feel this love for them.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You choose to love certain people. It's gotta be both. That's what I'm saying, I think it's both. Because you can't take away what you're feeling at any moment, that's what you feel. But over time, like I said earlier, over time, you get to now pick and choose that feeling where it goes towards. Yeah, what do you mean by that, where it goes towards? So for example, you could love me right now. You could love me right now, love at first sight,(Speaking In Foreign Language) but then,(Speaking In Foreign Language) whatever, and then yeah,(Speaking In Foreign Language) That's what I'm saying, so you have to continue to choose.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Too soon, too soon. Oh, below, below. You could choose to continue to love that person or not. But that initial feeling that you had? At that point, like if you're saying all that, then I think you will feel like you will fall out of love with that person. No, you could-- That would just happen with their actions. No, because you could continue to choose to love that person. You choose to continue. Because, okay, back to the cheating thing, right?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Mm, by now, by now, by now. I'm going philosophical with that. Can you be, I can't do it well. What do you think? Leave it in the comments, what do you think? Is it a choice? Love a choice or a feeling? You don't leave it a feeling. You are both. Is love a choice or a feeling? You don't leave it, I get cheated on, bro. That's it on the spot, bro. No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh my God, bro.(Laughing) You're not going to know? You're going to what? So that's actually funny. You want to hear "Hard to Get Broken?" Nah, but I see nothing. Nah, you know what's funny? I saw a post that was talking about the difference between women and men getting their heart broken. And they were saying that men have a harder time dealing with a broken heart versus a woman. Bro, I'd be on Twitter and I'm just looking at the screen through random shit. And I'd just see a video of like some girl gonna fuck up some random guy. And she's on her phone with a husband, bro. That shit breaks my heart, bro. Yo, I get mad, bro. Come on, yo, you'll leave it. It's like, yo, nah, that's fucking foul. You'll leave it, that's foul. No, you're my real bachatero. Bachatero, you're my real local. This nigga gonna become a villain, bachatero. Ay. I was watching, no, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah, I was gonna say some crazy shit, but let me know. No, nah, nah, nah, nah. Nilo.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Is it? Okay. Y'all hear a lot of the men's or dogs, right? Like, oh,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Pero.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) You said that.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's all pero, quote unquote, right? Because I feel like there's a lot of men that truly love this one girl. And then that one girl will do them dirty. That's how it got there. And it's like, oh, he became a villain after that. And it's just like menace. There's a fucking(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, I mean, yeah, I'm gonna get a, I'm gonna get a girl to do it for the king.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) And not ruling, really ruling.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, definitely, you know. But it's like, I was watching this video that kinda, I can't agree with it. So they were saying that men don't care if a woman works at McDonald's, Wendy's. I seen that too. Or fucking(Speaking In Foreign Language) if he likes her, he's gonna, He's gonna fuck with her. But you can never see, I don't think you ever see a woman go out with somebody that's like, let's say she's at a certain level, let's say she's graduated, she's working, I don't know, she'll say she's a doctor, whatever.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, not even four. And then, and then, and then, you wanna see, you wanna see a woman go out with a man that's lesser than her. Like, think about it. Think about that, that thought. Have you ever, when have you seen that? It's very rare, it's a very rare sight to see. Like, I'm not gonna say it's never happened because, you know,(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm more like a(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, it's very rare to see.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It all depends on the person's morals because(Speaking In Foreign Language) for who they are, that shouldn't matter. You could be a fucking janitor, a fucking-- But again, you're a guy. No, but(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm being the devil's advocate for both, okay.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, but(Speaking In Foreign Language) no, they say(Speaking In Foreign Language) How's the(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, but(Speaking In Foreign Language) And don't really like, don't really care. No, it just isn't, you know, I mean, it's just, it's not, it's just, it's the fact, you know what I mean? You very rarely see women do that, you know? So, I don't know, it's very hard, especially like when it goes to the fact, to your point where, you know, women,(Speaking In Foreign Language) They're doing vellin', no? Yeah,(Speaking In Foreign Language) I feel like(Speaking In Foreign Language) you know, both women and men, so. Can you be friends with your, with the next? Nope, next question.(Laughing) Damn. How comfortable are you with your partner? Like, do you guys in the bedroom, you let one rip, you go to the bathroom while they're in there? That's every day.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh, they were supposed to be like, this dude, Shannon Sharp, he can't do that. He can't fart for the age of girl? Yeah, he has to go to, either, she has to go to a different bathroom or on that, like, in the house, but he can't, he can't. He can't. Yeah, that's like too much. Go. But you see, this is a me, like, I give a warning. Get a warning. Like, yo, I'm about to fart. Get a warning. I let it rip. I let that shit rip.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, I don't wanna scare her, you know? Scare her?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh, God, you're so cute.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) I don't wanna scare you with the sound.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I don't wanna scare her with the sound, or either.(Speaking In Foreign Language) He got them silenced, but deadly. No.(Laughing) Exactly. And then they come back.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Like, even fire. Yo, like, yo, this shit. Y'all seen that video of the infrared cam taking people? Oh, with the people farted, yeah. And when people fight, they're fucking-- Like, yo, this shit's about to stink. It's either your church, whether you wanna stay here or not. But I warned you. Nah. I let that rip, yeah. No, I still do it anyway. I still let it rip. You don't might want to. Put another warning. No. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, please.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yo, my love. Hey, man. Yo, my love, I was telling you. Hey.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Was there anything else to that question? No, that was it.(Laughing) Yeah, this one's gonna be good. This is a situation that I saw. You're going out with your mother and your significant other. Your significant other gets in the front seat and your mother says, "No, you need to get out of the front seat "because that's my seat, you sit in the back." Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you do in that situation? Whoa.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Who said that? The mom? Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Okay, I'm gonna answer the question, but first off, I know my mother would never say some shit like that. No, no, no, no, my mother. So, and just a little scenario. I'm not in a scenario.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh, wow. I would.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, honestly, I would have to talk to my mother because that's a little disrespectful. Are you doing it in front of your wife or are you doing it after? Nah, I'm gonna do it afterwards. So you letting your mom get in the seat and letting your wife sit in the back? Oof.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Come back to me, let me think about that.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) Hyper.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, I would have to do it in front of my girl then because, yeah, that's a little disrespectful. Like not for nothing. I feel like if that's my girl, right, my mother should understand that like, that's not the way to go about it. And that's not the way to talk to anyone, not alone my significant other, right?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh,(Speaking In Foreign Language) So you would side with your partner, right? Like this fucking, and I'm, like let's be honest, isn't that a little disrespectful for your mom to be like, yo,(Speaking In Foreign Language) But if you wanna take it deeper, how come your mom feels so confident to speak like that in front of your wife? That's what I'm saying, like, yeah, no, that's fucked up. No,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh, yeah, yeah, at that point you gotta, yeah, you shit. Valor point.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) You can't fuck this shit up, man.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Nah, you gotta let him know, gotta let him know. That's like, there's like a condition, like she has a bad circulation.(Speaking In Foreign Language) For me, in real life, like my dad, he can't sit in the back, because he has vertigo and he gets like carsick really easily, so he gotta sit in the front no matter what.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Exactly, so that's what it is. But what if you had to choose? No, like back and forth, it's just future. If I choose, I'm dropping the keys right now, I'm going back inside. I'm not dealing with that shit.(Speaking In Foreign Language) If it's just who you picking, it's in the front. This is how you gotta do it, you hide the keys in the house, whoever finds the keys first, sit in the front.(Laughing) And that's the situation, I'm picking my wife, bro. I don't even live with my mom anymore. Where the fuck am I gonna pick my mom from? That was actually my response to the whole question. I was like, bro, I don't have to live with my mom. I gotta live with my wife. I pick my mom and then I gotta go back home to my wife and my wife. You gotta cook for me. Fuck that. As you might throw a little extra sun in your food.(Laughing) Nice. There was actually a situation like that when my mother came. We were going out and my mom was literally walking to the back seat and Milly was like, "Nah, go sit in the front and I'll sit in the back." Oh, but that's-- No, that's what I'm saying. There are some women that they'll be like, "Nah, I'll sit in the back, you should have "the front and I don't respect you." But that's in the situation of the question is the mom saying like, "Nah, that's my fucking seat."Take your ass back to the back." Take your wolves and parks ass to the back of the car, bro. That's fucked up. Nah, with that attitude, nah, you gotta-- Yeah, nah. Would you snap at your mom? On the spot? Yeah, I will. The spot. That's a little, come on, bro. Yeah, that's too much. I'll talk, I'll look at my mom and give it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Or not go at all. That's where it is, God, I'm not-- Shit, there's some disrespect for Moses. Well, nah, I'm gonna get a pass on. Thank God, thank God, we're like-- I'm gonna get a pass on. Well, I think I agree with Wilson in that like,(Speaking In Foreign Language) because(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's my mom over everything. Yeah, that openness and it's like, bro, no. It's like when they ask the guy the question, like, oh, who are you picking? Your mom, your wife, or your kids? And the guy's like, ooh, my mom, she birthed me, you know, she's number one, this is my kids and this is my wife. Like, bro, really? Nah, I'm picking my kids. I'm picking my wife number one. Nah, I'm picking my kids. Nah, nah. My wife will flat out tell you, don't pick the kids. I'm picking my wife number one, you wanna know why? Because by the time they're 20, 25, they're gonna leave your ass. And who's gonna stay with you? It's your wife. That's right. That's true, by 2025. 20 or 25 years old? I'm like, bro, where is the 20, 25? No, no. They're either 20, between the 20 years old and 25. Oh, you're done, you're done. They're leaving your ass and they don't give a fuck about you. I didn't leave. No, so they're paying there. No, they're paying there.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I don't know if you raised him right.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Exactly.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Nah, bro, for me, for me, for me. It'll be-- I can never. I'll be my wife, I'll be my kids, and then it's my mom, and that order. That's a tough one because at the end of the day-- I can't just put them all three in the same line.(Laughing) Fuck. Like, to be honest with you, I think me and Milly would probably answer the same way. We would save Emi. I feel like when you say save, like, let's be honest. Emi is young. Emi is deaf. Yeah, but that's what I mean, like, the kids are the ones that have the most life ahead of them. I'm saving my kids. So like, for that reason, I would save my kids. It's like this video. Watch a lot of videos right now. You do. It's frickin', is it like a tiger in her baby? Or something like, some sort of a animal. Wait, sorry, was the question save? Like, in a death, life, death situation? Or just pick?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Did I say that? Yeah, let's say it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Don't pick your wife? You said that shit with some confidence, bro. You say that now. You don't have kids yet. It's like another level of like-- Nah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Dude, you'll jump in front of a bus to save their ass. Heck yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, but(Speaking In Foreign Language) you have to pick.(Laughing) I love the little-- No, but--(Speaking In Foreign Language) What? She'll save her kids before-- Y'all come here. You? Come here. Oh, he's upstairs. He's upstairs. Oh, man. Fuckin'--(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's like this video. This is Tygo. They've been attacked by a pack of hyenas. Oh, I saw that. And like the mom grabbed the baby and gave it to somebody in a car that we're running away from the hyenas to save the baby. And she just-- Sacrifice herself. She's right there. She's right there. Oh, she's right there. They just pull up on the top.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm gonna say a life for death situation. You have three choices. You could save your mom. You could save Wilson. Or you could save your hypothetical kids for the moment. Who would you save?(Speaking In Foreign Language) So you wouldn't save your kids? Oh. What the fuck? No, no, you only save one. Yeah. My husband doesn't save my kids. Oh. No, me cagio latte. Ah. Me cagio. Do it. Me cagio, me cagio. Wait, did he, oh, for the Tygo one. Did you know it was AI or no? I didn't check. You were a skrunk? No, that shit was AI. That shit was AI. I don't know. I didn't look. I was gonna say something. I'm like, "Bro, there's so many people at this point that I don't even look up a video." I don't know. Do I even look at the details? No. No, no, I don't pay attention. I just literally just kept scrolling. I just started just kept scrolling. Yeah, that's kinda cool. Yo, that's a question for another pod, but. Okay. The AI shit, like it's getting out of hand. Been out of hand. Bro, it's getting kinda, like. It's here, bro. Put the disclaimers on everything, like, cause people really like, especially the older, no, no, no, especially the older ones, like our parents and shit, be watching shit. And it's like, bro, it's how it clearly is fake. You can tell by the picture. No. Huh? Huh? What's that about our parents? What you fell for? I wrote the, what? I wrote the fell for some shit. You did? Bro, the white guy, Mia Khalifa. She sent me that shit. No. What's up, Mia Khalifa? No. What's it do? No, no, I didn't fall for it. I looked at it, I'm like, oh, okay. And then I just, I didn't-- But you fell for it. I thought I was-- You fell for it cause you thought it was good. Yeah, I didn't look into it, but. Nobody could have looked up anything anymore. No, I didn't. No, I didn't believe that. I didn't believe that for one second because he got a Dominican mother, bro, and he's-- Yo, it's looking forward. I don't know if I can tell that the old one. Wait, one sort of acting about Lihila Mama. Yeah, she's a fashion designer. Yeah, a fashion designer now. She's not about that life no more. No. Mia Khalifa. I don't know who that is. I don't know who that is. Mm-hmm.(Laughing) Get out of my life, okay, yatai. Mia who? Eh? Mia who? Oh, they can Mia who. Mia muhu. Let's switch it up a bit and go. Mia the hee. And go to Mia the ha ha. Mia the who. Let's go to some funny-- We should have a segment. Is it an AI or not? We should, we need the screen. Yeah, we need like a freaking-- Future segment. Future segment. Hey, Angel threw out some interesting stories. Yo, you got any updates on the plasma shoot? Yes, I do.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Bro, these motherfuckers.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) The first part is they're all fucking fat and then have the fucking goals to tell me, oh, you gotta eat more, fuck outta here. And then I went out-- They told you to hee bar? Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I was fasting that day because I wanted it to be a little bit healthier. But I went on Monday and the thing is, I call up, they never pick up. So I ended up, they close at seven. I get there at six, 20. Oh, do 12 first thing circumstances, we're closing at six. The motherfuckers is just lazy. Bro, you ain't getting your money. Like,(Speaking In Foreign Language) She didn't do it. So I'm gonna have to go tomorrow or if not, I'm gonna have to go twice next week and then twice the week after. I gotta get my $400. They ain't gonna give you shit. Oh.(Speaking In Foreign Language) The needle himself. Bro. Not taking that money. Hey, what about the man identifies as a deer? Yeah, some redneck shit. People, this guy. Hey. That shit is crazy though. Nah, bro, if you look at the, look at the-- Fuck it. He actually looks like a deer. Yeah. He actually looks good. It's not like old-time. He paints himself looking like a deer. Bro, he looks like a deer. But he has, he looks like a deer. Oh no. Oh wait, wait, say the full story. Nah, this guy who likes to be a deer-- Dress up as a deer. Tusa, right? Dress up as a deer. Wasn't the world doing deer shit with deers? Deer here or the year there? Rednecks come around. Deer everywhere. Look at the deer. What? What? They--(Laughing) But he survived, look at that shit. Yo, he looks like a deer, bro. Let me see, let me see. Well, Zun. Hey, I'm looking at it right now. Yeah, so. Like if you're-- I'm not gonna talk about it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) If you identify as a deer, you could get hunted like a deer. The question is, is it they're gonna see if they should charge him or not? No. Guys that shot him. Bro. Why would you get charged? If you look like a deer in the woods doing deer things and it's hunting season, you can't be mad. You can't be mad if an arrow ends up in ya. No, it depends. It's fair game. If you actually do deer shit, then don't charge him. But he was just fucking around like nah. What's deer shit? He's galloping through the woods eating grass? Yeah, bruv. You see--(Laughing) He's rubbing his antlers in the tree. He's walking through the woods, bro. Yeah.(Laughing) Like-- You see him rubbing his antlers in the tree and shit? Yeah, I got like some deer shit.(Laughing) You're probably not a deer shit. Like, bro, you can't be mad. Maybe deer's. Fuck around and find out, am I right? Maybe no one's just gonna share her. That's like a deer. He looks like a fucking deer. My nigga, how drunk do you have to be for you to be able to shoot somebody that looks like a deer? Ellie, he looks like a-- Nah, he looks like a shit. And you know that them hunters-- Especially if he was like-- No, the hunters aren't like face to face with the fucking animal. They're up and blind and shit, you can't see. Especially if like he's on all fours. I guess that's how it looks on all fours, because that shit looks good. That shit sound crazy. Yo, hi there. That's some crazy shit. Where did you find this? Instagram. Scrolling. Was it AI or was it real?(Laughing) I looked it up. Did you ask Gronk? Huh? Did you ask Gronk? Not this time, but I looked it up. Gronk, is this real? Is it real Gronk? Bro, that shit's so annoying, bro. The next one is a man gets picked up and kissed by his bride at their wedding. She was early. A man got picked up by his bride and kissed. So she picks them up like a child. Grabbed them in the ass, grabbed both cheeks, and we're lifting them up and down. That's why I got a question that y'all said about your woman proposing, Elo Mimo. Y'all can't be mad, Elo Mimo. El P-ay. Oh, no, no, no. So Elo Mimo can a girl proposing, I don't wanna hear it. I don't wanna hear it. El debo machi que doga la debo. You think that'd be a turn off? A lot of women don't like short people. I've landed there, so. What would be like a turn off for you in a woman? If she's smoking. Hypothetically. Bad hygiene. If she smokes. That's number one. Yeah. No cigarettes? Yeah, that's disgusting, I'm sorry. I say smoking in general. I respect everyone. You know.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) The cigarette fucks up your head to your teeth and everything.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You want it for me? I got a little. It's between, it's between. We're gonna take him to King Tut, bro. Nah. Is it good? Huh? Is it good? My friend said that they have the fruit ones, so they can put like a pineapple or a green fruit. And they put the hook. Haven't been there since that shit. You used to go back there. He said it was exactly. You used to have parties. He said if you get the pineapple fruit with the watermelon flavor and you smoking, it's pretty good.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I gotta bring that shit for the part.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Omega. Wow. Wow. (Speaking In Foreign Language) Anyways, I told her to bring me something from her crib.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Did she wrap it or wrap it? I told her to bring me a souvenir from Colombia.(Speaking In Foreign Language) She brought me this little. The fine, the fine bacana.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yo, that shit is dope as fuck. So it's like a little, it's a carrying case, right? Inside,(Speaking In Foreign Language) two shot glasses. On one side it has, on one side it has a bottle opener. And on the other side it has a fucking lighter for.(Speaking In Foreign Language) And it's like, yo, carrying case, all in one. That shit was dope as fuck, I'd never seen that shit.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, and it has like a little sliding.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Hi, Dio.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh, the turn offs. Too friendly.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm so glad I don't have to fucking even think about that shit anymore.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Turn off, turn off, turn off. Whoa, this one, I can't say the one I'm thinking about.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I really can't. Who's gonna get mad?(Laughing) I can't.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, you can't just be saying I can't say it. No, no, no, I can't. Why not just fucking say it?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Don't say it. I want to get to know you better, yeah. We want to get to know you better. We're not on the side of you. I don't know what I said, it's over me myself. No. No. I can't say it. Say it. I can't. Mute yourself with it, though. Man, we'll say it.(Laughing) (All Shouting) Yada.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What are you saying?(All Shouting) That's the term. You're back to the beer. Back to the beer.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Man. I ain't got it.(Laughing) Hey, I'm a little excited, bro. You're gonna say it.(Laughing) Ah.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) In a single.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow, yo. Yeah, that's true.(Laughing) I agree with it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, depending on.(Laughing) Dependent, no. Dependent. I know, I don't know. Dependent. Dependent, no. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I wish you were so passionate about something. And alpha versus domiguero. I don't know. I don't know.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) So, apparently, apparently, apparently.(Speaking In Foreign Language) And Augustiante.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It all started, right?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow. Wow. Yeah, that was some bars right there, dog.(Speaking In Foreign Language) He's a rapper.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That song is old.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I mean, you know, the-- He's always had some issues with the bodies, doing some shit. Yeah, and then, apparently, all the people that collaborate with him, he steals their song, their feature on it, but they don't give him any credits for it, no rights.(Speaking In Foreign Language) But, like a few years ago, it came out on no big domigolos album.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Because when it came out,(Speaking In Foreign Language) And,(Speaking In Foreign Language) And, I don't even know the name of it, to be honest. I just honestly-- Oh, the new one? Yeah, I stopped listening to him, because I feel like it's all the same. He's just saying the same shit over and over again, and the same beat over and over again.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Thank God, Romeo came out with this album, but,(Speaking In Foreign Language) So, Domiguelo is working on a song, Domiguelo, to respond back to him. Didn't Alpha say he was gonna retire? Yeah, in December. And, Domiguelo is teasing him with it on the story, like,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Honestly, I think this is a whole big publicity stunt, and they're gonna come out with a song together, or something shit. I mean, Domiguelo is very selective. Nah, Domiguelo, Domiguelo don't play. Yeah, he's very stern, so I don't know if he's gonna play, like, put up with the shit, or even be part of something shit like that. If he is, I feel like, I don't know, I feel like, but,(Speaking In Foreign Language) What? He made a song with Alpha. Yeah, but-- Yeah, but Domiguelo and Elleppy don't have the same attitude, though. Yeah, like, Domiguelo's very-- Like, he was like, fuck you, fuck you. You don't wanna fuck, if you got more money, less money, he will tell you straight up what it is. So, Domiguelo is working on a song-- Tell us in Qantise, like, he's, yeah, he don't put up with the-- The song is called Mickey Mouse, according to Alafoke. So, yeah, when they--(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, according to him. So, wait, wait, wait, wait, is Alafoke and Elle Alpha beefin'? Um... Alafoke is probably instigating it. Nah, no problem. No, because that's his compadre.(Speaking In Foreign Language) All he said was, I got no idea under my record label.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Claro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) But this isn't the first time they beef, is it? Nah, they've been beefing since last year. They've been beefing since, like, woo, years, and they're going back and forth, back and forth, and then Domiguelo be throwing out, like, all those parties that have been canceled for Alafoke, even though this is last tour type shit. He got a bunch of parties being canceled, like in Virginia and shit like that. And he's like,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Like saying, you know. Nah, but, because I really don't know. I know Alafoke, because he's a laugh about Domiguelo, I really don't know. Isn't Alafoke more recognizable than Domiguelo? And globally speaking, yes, of course. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Yeah. Domiguelo's been around the block. But Domiguelo, yeah, Domiguelo's like a pioneer. You probably, Domiguelo was the one that put DR. What's the songs? Urban music. You probably heard his,(Singing In Foreign Language) And then like,(Speaking In Foreign Language) He got a lot of head. Yeah, he got a lot of song. And then he's very good live. Oh my God, his live band, bro. All different. You would really fuck with him because of his live band. When was it during COVID? His lives were fucking hilarious. He wouldn't know about that, but(Speaking In Foreign Language) It was sinful, but entertaining as fuck.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That's another song too. He has a lot of songs, a lot of bangers. He probably was the first guy to, I think, maybe the, Bring DR, Urban Music on. Yeah. Well, not bring it out, but like put it on the map. I think he was the first one to go to like, to the Premios, like the, like Urban.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Back in the day with that song, he did a remix with Pitbull. Yeah, he's been, he's been, He from my hometown. Yeah, he's fucking, he is, he is the shit, bro. Yeah, it's dope. You know, Alpha, you know. Like I said, his band, you would fuck with it, O.D. He got like 50 musicians, anytime he plays live, the band gotta be there or he won't play. Yeah, shit's crazy. Fucking amazing, but yeah. Hopefully I'm waiting for this song to drop, and I'm waiting for the song to drop so I can hear it and be the judge of this shit. Hopefully, you know, I'm too wise as ass, you know.(Imitating Music)(Speaking In Foreign Language) Bro, I see my topic.(Speaking In Foreign Language) A week has passed. We have listened to it. What are your reviews?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Nah, leave me for like.(Speaking In Foreign Language) The middle name. I actually fuck with it. Honestly, I was like, damn. Maybe because I was just a hater, but Prince was actually like, sounded like pretty good. Not for not that was like, because that's Romeo, but I'm like, damn. Loki, Prince Freud kinda like, kinda fucked with it a little bit more. Is it more because of the Romeo being on the song? I thought it was gonna be both of them, just like, you know, with the feminine voices, but Prince was actually all like, damn.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Now my two favorites,(Speaking In Foreign Language) But it's actually, it's not bad. Cause I'm not really the biggest fan of Bachata cause I feel like all those songs be sound the same, but then like listening to it, oh my damn, it's not bad. Like they're actually like pretty good. And even though like damn bro, like I don't even know like the hate for Prince Royce. That's what throws me off. It's like. I think it's cause there was a comparison and because it never happened. People are complaining about the album because they were expecting just a Romeo solo album and they're upset because Prince Royce is in it. It's like Angel said, Prince Royce did a good job on it. He did. You can't say he's terrible. There's not one song on there that-- It's like a nice compliment. It doesn't like overshadow him or whatever. And it's like, it doesn't shine. It's literally how they said it. It's a back and forth. It does, man. It's so much better. He allows him to shine in the areas that he's good at. But then we gotta talk about how the mastermind of that motherfucker, bro. Cause he wrote all them fucking lyrics and to make it seem for them both to sound good, not one over show to the other. Like that's fucking mind boggling. And then we can get into all the fucking meanings and all the fucking lyrics and names and all that shit. You do it. Omega. No.(Speaking Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking Foreign Language) No.(Laughing) The album--(Speaking Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking Foreign Language) Como havos. No, the album has been on replay on my phone. It's a very good album.(Speaking Foreign Language) Bro, it's hard picking a song. You know why? Cause like-- It's hard picking just one song. I have a favorite song like when I go to the gym or in my car. Yeah, there's different vibes. They're singing loud. There's different vibes. Probably like the end of the song. Different vibes, different vibes. You start picking up like little things. You're like, "Fuck, bro, that shit." Like that shit with-- It all has a little thing that makes it good. Like that one part, like a few parts. Yeah, like that song for like "Jazzabelle." Like, you know, after a while you're like, you know, Wilson was like, "Yo, what the fuck? That was such a cool name." I'm like, "Wait." I love the fucking name, "Jazzabelle." Yeah, yeah, it's fucking cool name. And then I was like, "Wait a minute. That's a weird ass fucking name." It's like literally that name. Like what the fuck is "Jazzabelle?" And they came up with all the fucking meaning behind it. And if you look up the word, the meaning of "Jazzabelle," it literally describes what they're singing about. It's like, wow, that's a fucking cool concept.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, we're not choppy choppy. Jallosabir. Yeah, so like, when you start picking up things like that, and you're adding different concepts, and like, better late than never, they use like the names and the lyrics of their songs, you know, going back and forth. That was cool. You know, like, there's little things that he does, like to make you engage more with the album, you know? The,(Speaking In Foreign Language) I was talking to Wilson, and I was just like, listening to the song, I picture like a couple in the hospital. One of them is going through like, has had like a critical illness, and they're like moments away from dying. And the last thing that they do is that they wanna have that last dance with one another and embrace each other. Like shit like that is what gets me to like an album, because you could picture it. Like you see the whole song playing out. And like for them to be able to work alongside each other and neither one overshadows the other, and they compliment each other that well, makes the album that great. Like-- You can actually appreciate the fact that they didn't drop anything beforehand. Yeah. Because it's literally how they said it. They would have dropped that one song years ago together. We wouldn't want it more. Yeah. It would have been enough, one song. Yeah, I feel like that they also made a good point of doing a whole album, because you can see the whole range. There's different kinds of bachata in there. There's like the like carta vena, como eno, the way that guitar is playing, like that Dominican old school bachata, the way that guitar is playing. You got Jezebel that is mixed with some pop and rock and some shit at the end, the voice is changing and all that. L'Ochita por mi, the way the guitar sounds at the beginning, all these different sounds that he's mixing. It's like, it's very-- I sound Miguel with that one. Yeah, I sound Miguel con lo palo, con lo metillo, shit like that. I definitely, I like a lot of the songs. I don't like all of them. Those ones are like, I don't mind. But to me, I think it's a pretty-- Solid album. It's a good refresher, because like, como que te límpia el paladar de l'Oido. Como que, weren't you guys tired of here listening to the same shit? Yeah. To be honest, this is like the first, honestly the last bachata I heard was Utopia. I don't listen to it at all. Yeah, like, yeah. Because I feel like, the only bachata I listen to is like old. So like, I don't really fuck with it, but like this one, my damn timbalee. Yeah, so it's something different. Actually sounds pretty good. Elvis. Abla. Abla, de salogaté. To be honest, I only heard the album once, and there's like three songs that I fuck with. I did too. You heard it from top to bottom? Yeah. See, that was my, when I first heard it, I didn't like it. I only liked San Miguel at the beginning. Yeah, San Miguel, that's the first. That was when I first listened to it. I heard that first song, bro. I heard that shit in the car. For me, it was the first two songs, and I was like, yo, this shit is good. And then afterwards I was like, the other songs are okay. And then when I actually really sat down, because I started listening to it when it dropped at midnight. I was already tired, so I was just like, fuck, let me just get through it. The next day when I actually sat down and listened to the actual songs, and listened to the words, I was like, bro, this shit is-- This shit dropped Friday, and it's number four in my replay for the year. Bro, my-- Damn. It's three for mine. You don't listen to music then. I do listen to music. It's just I listen to this one a lot. Yeah. From Friday to now, I listen to it a lot. But Elvis, continue buddy, what's going on? What happened? What happened? What do you think? No, I've only heard it once, so my opinion here isn't really-- No, but like, you know, they don't own a opinion, but they own. So you know, they go down on the go down. No, but I've only heard it once. You guys are, I told you guys before, I like to listen to an album multiple times. I literally have only heard it once. So I don't wanna-- You know, to give you a great, I had the same opinion that you have when I first was into it. I was like, mm. The only song I like was "On Miguel" when I first listened to it. Then I went back and listened to it again. And again, and again, and again. Then you know, like start picking up a little, "Oh shit, I like the way that guitar sounds. I like the way that comes in." Like, I like when like my theater comes in, and in menor, you know, it starts playing that guitar after they're singing the, you know, the chorus together. It's very hard for you to like an album the first time around. Oh yeah, for sure. You can love it. It's very, very, very-- I kinda wish it was better with the transitions. Like, I love albums that have like, the transitions in the song. I know who had a good album with good transitions, Eladio's last album. That shit was one, it reminded me of like, albums back in the day, when it was like one connected song, and you wouldn't tell like you-- Which one is which? Yeah, you couldn't tell where one started, where one ended. I don't like that. Oh, no, I like-- I like knowing when the song ends. No, I like that. It depends on the artist, because there's certain artists that they know how to play that off really well. There's this rapper and the American rapper called Decano. I forgot the name of the album, but he did an album just like that. And he's like, he raps in Spanish, but on a very like, very like intellectual rap, like very like-- J Cole type shit. Yeah. And he did an album like that, and he just like, he would like slow down the rhythm, and just go into the next song. And you wouldn't know like, oh shit, this is a different fucking song. And you're thinking, you're thinking the first time I heard that album, I'm like, wait a minute, this is a long ass fucking song right here. What the fuck is going on 10 minutes right now? And then I realized I'm like four songs in. I'm like four or five songs, God damn, four or five songs in. So that's a cool concept, because it makes you, it depends on the music too, because I feel like the way the songs are structured, it makes you go through the album in a very smooth way. You don't feel it. You don't feel like an hour or 50 minutes have passed when you listen to the Romero album. Even though it's different songs, like don't get me wrong, it's different beats, but it's the way that they like artistically, they put those transitions in where it's like, fuck, this shit is one piece. But no, in reality it's like 15 songs, 10 songs, whatever, but it feels like one masterpiece. Imagine if those songs are like, let's say you leave the first one and the last one in the same spot, right? But then you change the order of all the rest of the songs. I don't think the album will be like, you will enjoy it as much like playing through it. Where, the Romeo one? Yeah. Think about it, let's say leave better than ever, song number one, and then leave La Wozkamama Chateau, the last one, right? Leave those there. And then shuffle the middle? Then shuffle the middle. I, when I listen to it, I hit shuffle. I don't listen to it from top to bottom. Oh, no, I listen to it, I gotta experience it. I gotta listen to it in order because the artist-- No, don't get me wrong. They do that for a reason. No, no, no, don't get me wrong. When I first listened to it, it was from top to bottom, top to bottom. But I'm at the point now, I just click shuffle and I like everything. Yeah, yeah, no. Every time I listen to it, I gotta-- Because imagine if they better like than ever, and then like, San Miguel, it started after that, and then you got, Celeste, and then like, like all the bankers were in front, then you're like, the, like the, I mean, there's no really no duds here, but. I get what you mean, like you, Because even-- Like the old beat ones are like, you know, San Miguel's up top, and then you're like, and all the side ones are like, the Amari, the La Varna, just continue. So it's like, there's no like-- You're talking about yourself off a bridge by the time you're in the album. Yeah, there's no, there's no, I feel like that's where they structure it, that's like, San Miguel is like an upbeat one, and it has like, it talks about Brujeria and shit, but it's like an upbeat type of bachata. It's not really like Amari. So that kind of breaks the ice, like-- Between the-- All the other-- The cheating and all that shit, and the-- Yeah, I mean, the-- The one thing that I will say about the album that-- That's how I got that. That, it's a minor thing, it's just the fact that, it goes by quick. That's how good it is, bro. It goes by quick, and I feel that, yes, 13, there is a reason why they have 13 songs, but damn, yo, that don't, that don't quince. Give us two extra songs.(Speaking In Foreign Language) They don't do albums like they do, they're like, they used to do albums.(Speaking In Foreign Language) There's no longer one hour album, hour 15 minutes.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, nah, now that shit is like fucking 10, 15 songs max. You see, like, I wouldn't mind, because I like quality over quantity. So like, all these songs to me are quality.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I like those old albums, man, like the skits that they used to throw in the middle to-- I'm not gonna lie, I thought-- I was looking for a skit too, man. I was looking for a skit too, bro. Is Catboy the M's gonna come back like? Yeah. Oh, that fucking, it's not, it's not-- It's not an album. It's not an album. It's not an album.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You know that's him? Yeah, I know. That's what's just the funniest thing ever, bro. Hey, but nah, overall, the album, I give it a good solid eight out of 10. Eight out of 10? Eight out of 10. Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Eight out of 10. That's your opinion. It's an honest opinion. That's a good opinion. Nothing, no album is perfect. I'm not gonna rank it, but I'll give you this question. It is better than Formula 3. Listening a week later, like, just a weekend, do you think it's better than Formula 3? Formula 3, it took me a good while for me to actually like it. I don't like none of the formulas, I'm sorry. Ay, I was gonna say, this is probably, that's a solo artist. I don't like him. That's a solo artist, this is probably the first best album. I gotta say Utopia. I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to, again, I've only heard it once. I'm gonna have to respectfully, nah, fuck that, disrespectfully disagree. Utopia is top fucking tier. I would say Utopia, then this one. Golden Utopia, then Formula 1, 3, and then 2. I've only heard these two albums. Formula 2 wasn't my favorite at all. I'm trying to remember. See, I also rank it in terms of like, you could like, damn, could I say myself like that? I think we gotta give it time, because like, besides, so like-- No, you gotta dance with it. Yeah, there's definitely some songs that you gotta dance to. I feel like it's harder to dance to Romeo songs. Como. What? Como, I get to-- How you like, it's too slow. Como. His music is too slow to dance. Es a sola, me a sola. Are you trying to fuck on the dance floor? Por eso. Por eso, me a mo. Oh, you'd be like, a porn again? Yeah. Like, pieceañera type of shit. I do, I do me the lopaso pro libido. No, you don't. To la medec. No, no, that's the one thing, like you hear Romeo's song at a party or whatever, you just think quinceañera. Nah. In a party like that? You don't-- Nah. Not that I said, yeah, why lie, lie, lie, la vita. Different eras for you, you were-- Aventura, yes. Went into your teens, this nigga was a big-- Aventura, yes, Romeo songs, no, I don't know. No, but I'm just saying, like, looking back, I think, you know, we gotta give it more time with this album, but like,(Laughing) Utopia, who you got, you got the Aventura song, you got the one with-- He be saying-- He keep the Aventura song on the Utopia album. I fuck with all the other-- I don't know whether he gets the one with-- Kiko Roderra. The one-- How many songs are there? Look at that, how many songs are there on Utopia? I think it was like 18 or 17? No. Yeah, is it that many? And there's not that many bangers in that shit. No, no, no, no, no, no, Santanta to the Loco, no. There is-- About 16 songs on there. 13 songs? Yeah. Kiko Roderra, yeah. Like, nah, good one. 13? 13. 18 is crazy. It's like more. And that's counting the one with Antoine Santo's bass. That was the worst song, that was the worst song. That was the biggest flop. No, no, no, they released it. It wasn't on the album. It was, it was. The one with Antoine Santo? Yeah, that was the biggest flop. They ended with it. But they added it to the album, but is Antoine Santo's song featuring Romeo? Yeah, but it wasn't on the album. Yeah, at the time that it came out, it was like, you couldn't listen to it, it was Black Death. Yeah. So like, it was not a relative. Yeah, because there was some shit with Antoine Santo wanting to be first and Romeo second. Yeah, so if you put that into account, it's only 12. Bro. Again. And out of 12, you got-- It was the biggest-- The one they have in Tura, you got-- H.I.B.I. from Rehyeh, from Ling. Ooh, la delvi, maltene. Ebi, maltene. That's what was prior. Igo de l'Oro. Nah, my favorite one's with Raulín. Joy beres. Ah, de l'Oro was nice. Ileso. Sa, adiás feraida, Luis Baga. Joy beres was good too. Monti, Monti Alex Didn't he do one with Luis Miguel? Didn't he make one with Luis Miguel? No, that was in a formula three. That was three. So far, I like it. Fuckin' X-Pod. He for he, utopia versus Barrelei de Neve. You can't compare it though, because-- He for he. No, no, you can't compare it, because utopia is literally different artists, each song. With their style of bachada. It don't matter. I don't even feel like you can-- Barrelei de Neve is a different style of re-song too. It was the same artist. I don't even feel like I talked about the race. Man, all with the one with Sacarilla. Then, pop. When you're putting, I'ma put-- I wouldn't even go like that. We'll do just in order. Nah, you can't do it. If for hey, in order. You gotta pick. It's not for you. You gotta pick. You can't make-- You gotta pick. The one with Samighe with the Aventura one. The only thing you can compare it to is this latest album. That's it. You can compare it. There's no one to the last one he dropped. If for hey, I want a versus. If for hey. You can't. Why not? Because you're saying this album versus Rauline. This album versus Franreja. This album versus Sacarilla. You can't do that. No, I'm not saying this album. I'm saying this song. But you're saying a verse. Yeah, like a verse is like song for song. Yeah, like you're going down the album so each of them has 13. Wait, Utapia and this one, right? Yeah. You can't do that. You can do that. Y'all just talked about the different ranges that each song is a whole different vibe, right? So you could do that. Some are not. I don't think so. What makes these rules? It's also different. What makes these rules? Because even if I give you a week to listen to this album, you're still gonna pick Utapia 100%. Who makes these rules? Siu no, you're picking Utapia no matter what. You didn't even have to listen to the album. Who makes these rules? It just doesn't make sense to me. That's it. Yeah, I don't know. Like, I don't know. I feel like Ileso was a good song. I liked it a lot. Oof, can't tell the other. The one with the Aventura and then he said the one with El Chaval. Canadia. Yeah. Yeah, that's your first song. And now that I leave my dinner going too. The one with the Rodrigo one. The one with the Rodrigo at the end, that guitar has, ooh, that was fire. He definitely got bangers there. I'm just saying, I don't know. I feel like it's hard. It's hard, because I feel like this album would do better than Utapia. And like, so. Number wise? Yeah. I agree with it because they created it to make it worldwide. Yeah, to make it, because when you think about it, Utapia, he did-- Utapia para la Dominican. Para la Americano. Yeah. It was just for us. His love letter to the-- Yeah. To the artist. But like with this one, they're worldwide. Yeah, I agree. They wanna go take, their album is number one in the world right now. I agree with that. All over the world. Utapia didn't do that. I don't think it did. I don't think it got number one. Where they really make it, how long could they stay number one? Ooh. That was so true. Utapia sold out fucking-- Met life. Met life. Oh, this could do it. Yeah. You think? Yeah. I don't know, bro. Oh, this could do it. Nah, I don't know, bro. Oh, this could do it, bro. I don't know. I'm sorry. Fuck it, you bring in both fan bases into-- Yeah. That's not fucking cool. We talking about 80,000 fans. Yo, this could do it. There is a lot of Prince Royce fans out there. I see it, I see it. Nah. I don't think they could sell it out. I don't think Stady. You don't think they could sell it out Met life, bro? No. Bro. I'm sorry. This is Romel's name alone. But we'll fill that shit up. Even Utopia took till like the week off to technically sell out. And that was because like even Gramm was-- You had like 15 artists up there. Yeah. Yo, but he didn't got it. Stadiums is hard. I feel like-- Bro, football, no, no, not stadium. Football stadiums. Man, he did that in like last minute too. What? The contract met like-- Yeah, it was-- It wasn't last minute, but it was-- No, no, it was last minute. But it wasn't on the schedule. It was July. It was July and the concert was in September. That's pretty last minute for a concert. Yeah. So I don't know. I like the album. It's a good-- All I know is when tickets drop, you're not there. You're not there. I'm gonna be there. Here or there, it don't matter. We in there. In the back. In the tukiera. Buenas.(Singing In Foreign Language) Yeah, we could've gone to the-- How much were the ticket for that? I don't even know. All right. It's a time of-- Hey. The fucking New York Giants. You're not talking about this monstrosity? You're not talking about this shit? Yes, I do. What do I, we can't-- You wanna talk about that? We can't go from Romeo to the Giants. That's just, that's just-- I do. No, pake.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You guys botched the kick. I don't know, man, that kick was amazing. That's the best shit I've ever seen in my life. You guys botched the fucking kick.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Fucking Manera. So professionala and fucking not. No, no, the heck is that? The Alcels, Para Selpe, all, Cala fucking Semana. Then I'm on fucking GM, que entiendo tola pregunta, pero no da una malita repueta. I understood the question,(Speaking In Foreign Language) What happened with Abdul Carter, bro? Es el otro mama guuebo. Que pasa, that was first round pick, first round pick. What happened?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Can you please see what I'm saying? 15 year pro that's been in the fucking Pro Bowl every season, Future Hall of Famer.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I heard that.(Speaking In Foreign Language) A sack and a half, about 17 solo tackles.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) You're a top five pick. You haven't done shit. Just like the Giants, all season. The whole team should be fucking ashamed of themselves.(Speaking In Foreign Language) The motherfuckers that decided and said, oh, it should be a good idea to put the Giants on Monday night.(Speaking In Foreign Language) The Patriots, the Patriots, the Giants, the Robbering.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Go national television.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Can we talk about how good Daniel Jones has looked with the Colts? No, all superstar. All superstar. Matter of fact, I'm happy for him. I'm happy for him.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Hey, he looked like shit when he was with the Giants.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What's the Colts record? Eight and two? Eight and four, I think. I thought they were doing a little bit of rally. The Colts. You know, so he's doing good. He's gonna have it in good season. So better than the Giants. You know, they are eight and four. Eight and four, there you go. That's a good record. Well, him starting every game? Every game. At the start of the season, throughout the early start of the season, he was in the conversation for MVP. But isn't that the thing with all players that leave the Giants? So that makes-- Look at Saquon, look at anybody. So you're saying the organization is a problem? Yes. They gotta let go of all the motherfuckers. Every last one of them. Who's all? The GM, the coaching staff-- Start from the top. Who would you hire? Owners. Who would be a coach? Bro, they could put a monkey in there. No.(Laughing) No, I mean, that's why you know, you're a sable, you know. You thought he was good and then he just turned to shit. So who-- No, Dable. Dable, whatever his name is, yeah. You said sable? Yeah, I thought I swear to be--(Laughing) I think with-- Is that a fat wrestler? What? No, that was a few. Sable. Hey. He started off good. Then comes his jackass. That is ampic. Then he got this jackass of a GM who thinks he knows what the fuck he's doing, but his son would be a better GM than him. Wow, wow. Let's go of your best fucking player because you don't wanna pay him. Say what your child-- And then he ends up going to a team. And wins a Super Bowl. And no, not even that. He takes less than what he was asking for the Giants, has literally, arguably, one of the best seasons ever. That O-Lite had a lot to do with it though. That O-Lite for the Eagles, bro. They're a beast, they're a beast. That time's been 360 in the air. Yo, that was crazy, bro.(Laughing) I was doing too much now. He was just showing off, he was just showing off. That's all I know on the easy mode. And then you out here signed Darius Layton. I assume that's what-- Who's that, who's that? It's O-Mameo, it's O-Mameo. John Maris, the owner. The owner, like the 100%? He's the majority owner. I think it's, no, I think it's-- No, it's him. New York teams have majority owners, none know-- No, they sold. No, New York team has 100%. They sold like 10% of the team, but he's still the majority owner. No, I think it's-- You know what? How does he-- He takes care of the team, the other guy just-- The guy-- What is he, like 80%? The Maris and the Tisch family. The guy who owns the Dodgers and just bought the Lakers and has to buy the Giants too. He needs to spend some money there, bro, you know, like fucking-- Like bro, like-- Hire some proper people. You know how bad it is for you to be the most, the team with the most losses since, I think it was like fucking 2012, that you're worse than the fucking Jets. They're trying to get that number one pick that will never happen. Bro, and-- They're worse than-- I can't even do that right, because look at what, they won the game last year. Last year they were, they literally had the first-- They were the first pick and they won the game. And they won the game, a meaningless game. I don't know, but don't we all like it's gonna make a difference? It doesn't matter what you pick. Yeah, you know what, you're right. With Joe Shane at the helm, he probably would have picked the kicker and said, you know, it's a good choice. Hey, what a better good choice called Loco Posita Fin de Samana. Nah, that nice kick though, I like that kick though. Yeah, yeah. You feel something about the freshman, right? No, it's something, something, something, something, something in the name of a media. Relate it, contemplate it, elate it. Feel good, baby? Let it out, let it out. Wow, that was so dumb. That was the hate out. Unching, psycholateral, Why not? Y'all look at these frees when I pick, they say they, they say they, they say they, they say they, Mamáno palo picks. Feel nimble, Mamáno palo picks. So decisive weeks, decisive week, bro. Fucking shit, I got one win, me and Manny Todd. Both ass. I'm so dumb by two. Yeah, so right now, as we look at the, the, the score, the final score as of right now. I don't mean it, I don't mean it. Week 18? No, this is the score. We're on week 14. It goes up to week 18? We got four more weeks? We got four more weeks? Four more weeks. Yeah, four more weeks. Yeah, we got this. For 17 games? No, it was 18. Is 18 games though? Yeah. Holy shit, this is, was this gonna be a game every, every day? The week is this? Week 14. This is crazy. So right now, right, right, right now, Wilson is in the lead with 46. Oh! By how much? By two. By three. No, by two. Is that enough? Me and Elvis are tied for second place at 44. Then you got Manny right behind us. I told you Wilson, whoever gets to 60. With 43. And then you have in last place, Angel with 41. Mm, mm, mm. How confident do you feel, Wilson? Not at all. Not a bit? Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Until the math makes sense where I'm good and won't be in last place, I'm not good. I told you it was 60. So I'm gonna write it though. Week 14 picks. Oh! We have tonight, the Cowboys. Actually, that is happening right now. Look up the score. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Look up the score. Wait, but tell the pigs first. Yeah, tell the pigs first. So we have the Cowboys versus the Lions. Lions are home. Who's winning? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So everybody except for Wilson and Angel pick the Lions. I'm not giving you a reaction. Not yet, at least. That's fine. Next game. No, no, wait, not next game. Yeah, now look up there. Who's winning? The Lions 20 to nine, bro. Half time. Let's go. Well, the Cowboys came back last time. Yeah, buddy. What quarter? Yeah, it was half time. Ah, that'll be nothing. That'll be nothing. They can come back. They can come back, you never know. Next game, we have the Colts versus the Jack. That was a tough game, bro. I don't know, bro. Everybody picked the Colts. Fuck. Everybody? And I had the fucking Jaguars and I switched it.(Laughing) Then the next game we have the Steelers versus the Ravens. Ravens are home. Everyone except for Wilson picked the Ravens. What'd I pick?(Laughing) It's moving, we.(Laughing) We're moving. Either one way or the other. It's going one way or the other. Then next game we have is Bears Packers. Packers at home. Everyone except for Wilson and Elvis picked the Packers. What, Senora? What, the Bears might scare you.(Humming) The game that I'm still not too sure about because the Texans have been sneaky is the Texans versus the Chiefs. Yeah, but the Chiefs are home though and it's fucking cold as shit. And everybody picked the Chiefs. So everybody knows. And then the last game that we have is the Monday night game, the Eagles versus the Chargers. Chargers are home. What are we dragging this to Monday? Okay. Nah, that's just funny it's hard on me. I know, it's E.K. Everybody picked the Chargers except for Wilson and Manny.(Groaning) (Laughing) So how are we feeling that we're almost four weeks away from somebody having to eat the spiciest chip and a handful of jelly beans? How do y'all feel? What are we doing, the Super Bowl Sunday? No, right after week. Right after week? Yeah, right after that week. After that week. We doing with the jelly beans? Yeah. I hope they're in back order, the chips. Nah, I'm gonna order them. It's gotta be a weekend when we do that part because bro, let's be honest. No. Let's, no. No, it has to be on the show. On the weekend. No. Like a Friday night.(Speaking In Spanish) Oh. Oh no. Oh.(Speaking In Spanish) God be in the last place.(Speaking In Spanish) What?(Speaking In Spanish) No, wait a minute, so is there a way for, so me and Angel, do we have the same games or no? You wanna switch yours? No, I'm not switching my shit. No, you can't switch. You and Angel only have two games that you guys picked the different team. Two games, oh shit. Which one, the first one? Today's game and then the Monday night game.(Speaking In Spanish) For this week at least, it's for you to tie me. If I win tonight. Well, if you win tonight and lose on Monday, it cancels out. Yeah, we're still the same. You're still, but you'll be up too. Yes, we'll be up too, yeah. And then for me and Elvis, it's only the Bears and Packers game.(Speaking In Spanish) And then Wilson just has to win at least five of his games. Well.(Speaking In Spanish) I could literally overtake Wilson because we have one, two, three, four games. Dude, that's the thing though, even in last, someone's gonna come down, so I'll still be. Everybody's still in the running. Yeah, you never know. It could be a shitty week, bro. It could be a shitty week, you never know. Me and Manny had shitty weeks. One bad week. We're going for a good week, man. One bad week and fuck your whole thing up. I'll be honest, I've had two bad weeks back to back. Yeah, I think I definitely fucked it up. I'm confident. Just win.(Laughing) Just win now, baby. Confident, bro. I'm out here all by myself. Different picks in there, I'm good. I made my picks for a reason. I did too. And then what is the probability of me and Wilson? You and Wilson? No, don't make that die. No, no, no, no, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I don't care about first. I just wanna be last. I just wanna be last, that's it. Nah, because they said that everybody that's not first does the hot chip. I don't know who you talking to, you ain't talking to us. What do you mean? You're talking to us. Everybody's just not first, they gotta do the chip. Three. Three what? Three games, then you guys pick the opposite team. Oh shit.(Speaking In Foreign Language) The guys agreed? I was listening to music, I was like, man.(Laughing) What now bro? Manny, you're the great.(Speaking In Foreign Language) For an announcement you wanna see?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Ah fuck it, man. Hey. No, anyways.(Laughing) One last topic. This is the deep debate. I don't know how deep. Depends on how deep you wanna go. I don't know if we got time, do we got time? Leave it for next week. Okay. We already have probably two hours. Yeah, no we definitely. Yeah, I know. All right people, all right people.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Nobody listens to us at the end anyway, so I don't fucking know if we need more. Thank you for listening to this special podcast of the Bomba Tardness.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You're flu yo, you're flu yo. El centiendo. I'm like the waves. 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