Fantasy Football Punishments Gone Wrong 🌶️ | Hottest Chip & Jelly Bean Chaos (Ep. 39)

Episode 39 of the Bomba'to Podcast delivers one of our wildest punishments yet.

After fantasy football season wraps up, the loser takes on the world’s hottest chip challenge followed by a chaotic round of BeanBoozled jelly beans. The reactions are instant, the jokes are nonstop, and the episode completely derails — in the best way possible.

We also debate classic gaming systems in a Keep 3, Cut 3 challenge, arguing over nostalgia favorites and controversial cuts.

This episode is packed with laughs, challenges, and unfiltered conversation from start to finish.

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Warning, the following podcast contains opinions, jokes, and random thoughts that should absolutely not be taken seriously. We're not experts, professionals, or even mildly qualified to give advice. If you're looking for facts, maybe try Google. This is strictly for labs, hot takes, and good vibes only. Perceivable caution and a sense of humor. And remember, bonne baton.(Music) Welcome. No, we're not ready. We're not ready. We're not ready. Andrew, you ready, though? No, no, no. He's not ready. He's not ready. He's not ready. He's looking up caskets. Testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing, testing. It's good. I'm getting flipped on the toilet. Of my own shit. Let's go. Testing, testing. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Welcome.(Speaking Spanish) Anyway, anyways, anyways, anyways, anyways. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome the back to another episode.(Speaking Spanish) Wow. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back to another episode of your favorite podcast. Bon baton podcast.(Speaking Spanish) Welcome back to episode 39. Nine episodes deep. Welcome back,(Speaking Spanish) Wow. Anyways, anyways, last week. Imagine waking up today and being a Wow. Couldn't be me. Couldn't be me. That's a clip.(Laughter) Like, damn, I really wake up and you look in the mirror like, damn, I woke up like a today. You imagine? If you say that to you by yourself, you got some problems. You a You got some problems. You can't wake up with something with your mentality. You can't wake up with that in your mind. You gotta take that off. Never me. Oh, wow. Hello, man. Hello, man. So you say you not made. No. Do you feel better? You got a pillow next to you? These are the same pill I've had for a while. Brought me some new ones. I use all of these. Watch them before you use them. That's why Wilson got sick. It looks like a dog, bro. Feel better? Better. A little bit. Got like a little annoying cough here and there, but I'm good. I ain't no today. that. Ooh. Today. Today. Today.(Laughter) I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. One day.(Inaudible) What up? Hamel over you. What up? I'm with Hamel over you. I apologize. Yeah, what happened this week? Yo, it was a thumbnail. Yeah, what happened? I'm like, what is? What happened? It's slim pickings and thumbnails, buddy. Slim pickings, bro. Yeah. That was rough. I'm like, what is going on? What is this? It's terrible. No, no more recap. I'm not. Yo.(Inaudible) Anyways, last week was very eventful. We finally got our, we got the winner of our fantasy football league, Mr. Al Professor Elvis right here. Let me hear that shit. Let me hear that shit. We're in the crown. We're in the crown. Wilson tried taking first place, but he knew it was rightfully mine. So, you know, he respectfully had to go back down to third. We don't really try making a run. Try making the biggest comeback ever. But you know, sadly, he just came a little too short. It's like the thing about the thing about it. Many stay constant the whole time. That's right. The thing I like about Ellie, he calls it a comeback, right? How is it a comeback in the third week of the season? He was saying come back from third week. I was in last place. That's considered a comeback. A comeback is like you down by 10. I was down by 10. And the third week? Yes. We had like 60 games. Exactly. 18 weeks, dawg. Yo, man. Pull up your seat. I think that was five the most. But anyway, Angel was our... Angel. Angel lost. You can't get it here. What are you going to say, Angel? No, no, no. You can't say Angel. That's what I'm saying. No, no, no. Angel lost. So he's going to be eating the... Did I really lose? Natalakahita. You lost. Natalakahita. He took it over there. He's trying to hide it. Natalakahita. I got to show it to them. Angel be eating the world hottest chip. If you've been on our Instagram. Stay tuned. Stay tuned, yeah. Stay tuned. He'll be eating this very shortly. I won't be staying tuned because I'm not witnessing a murder. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Along with ice cream, sour cream, yogurt. Oh, yeah. He came prepared. He came prepared. Wow. So can we say the scores? Yeah, yeah, no, no. yeah. Tell me who took first one. How many? Elvis with 60. Me with 59. No, same. Wilson with 57. Manny with 55. Angel with 50. Hey, he got it. It was close. Yo. I'm going to throw up. So look, you tell it to me. We're selling. See, my mom. No, come on. Every opposite game of me with six games left. I was. What that? What's that bottle? Did you eat before this? Did you eat? Maybe I didn't. Maybe I want this to be my last place on earth. My fingerprints everywhere is on record and everything. I had no help. People just ran. I'm going to be in court. I got my deal. Yeah, so stay tuned. Yeah, he's going to be in the chip later on the episode. He's also going to be eating some beans. A handful of beans. He might as well start with the beans right now. You want to do the beans now? You want to do the beans right now right here real quick. Real simple, real smooth. I'm going to do all of it. No, do a few. Grab a few. No, no. How did the beans make it to the shit? That was me. He did it. He did it. He out of this shit. It was a handful. You were meant to lose. He was the one that said, let's do the chip. And the beans. And the beans. And a handful of beans. He said, a handful of beans. Just take a few, bro. Everybody pick two. No, because I know them by heart. Hey, no, no, no. I'm going to pick two, except for the winner. I know them by heart because I know. It's like, oh, so he don't get liable. That's fine. Don't worry, I don't want to, bro. Ellie, pick for me. No, no, you got to put it here. Okay, no, it's fine. Actually, I don't leave it in there, actually. Everybody pick two. I'm not going to lose. Yeah, is Just two? Yeah, fingerprints are everywhere. I'm not. Better out there. No, laughing, but actually going to be used against y'all. I got this in my too. No, I don't know what they are. What? Pick two for me, bro. How many is there? I say. Nah, I need eight. Yeah, it's two more. I'll pick two. I don't get my fingerprints on there. I told you. I got to do the $5 shit. So do it. I'll do it just to show you. He found something. Let me see how many you got. Ella Mima. Oh, yeah. Ella Mima. There's This is from lengths you can use. There's ones that are free that you don't need logins for. Ittegoma, tegoma. Ittegoma. It's under the door. He found something. What is this, legal or anything? I don't know. I don't know anything. Huh? I don't know anything. I don't know anything. I need you. Y'all are doing illegal activity. It will be used like a... Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo. Oh, yeah.(Speaking Spanish)...just got out of jail. Who? Me and the healthcare. He got called for that shit. Who? For what? The same people you are doing. What is the... What am I doing? You're not doing shit. You're doing what? Eat your shit, bruh. Eat your shit. Eat a cable. Eat your shit. Eat them, eat them, eat them. Oh, shit. He got the good ones. No. He got--(Laughter) Eat that. No. No. (Laughter) Eat the beans. Eat the beans. Eat the jelly. Wait. Is that the beans? Yeah. What are you--(Speaking Spanish) No, I smell it. What do you got? I think it's every-- It smells like vomit. It smells sweet and then rotten at the same time.(Laughter) He like-- He like-- I love that shit. Oh, my god. Hey, yo. I think I'm being put. Two more. Two more. Look at that gutta, bro. No, you're supposed to get him pretty. Get that gutta. All right, why don't we hand them out. Angel's over here doing his thing. If you see Angel just walk out randomly, just ignore it. No, he's going to the toilet. Yeah, he's going to her bathroom. Um, so--(Speaking Spanish) Yeah, I'm not going to be able to take this episode seriously. I know, man. Why you ain't got so worried? Not worried.(Speaking Spanish) Yeah.(Speaking Spanish) All right.(Speaking Spanish) No, they go worried. Look at him.(Speaking Spanish) Look at him.(Speaking Spanish) Wait, you want the chip right now? I thought we were going to wait for the anticipation. Where for? I don't know. I'm not to you. I'm to you. If I eat, I'm leaving. No, you're not. I'm like, I'm not going to be here. Why not? Because he's going to be dying. That's why. No, here we-- the way he just ate them beans, he'll be fine. That's not the same flavor, bro. Those are beans. They even have a day. They don't have no beans. He said he's one a day. That's why I was so low. Let me do the box so they know what the hell we're talking about. No, he is. It was low. No, no, I know. We're just saying like the-- What flavor? Yeah, so this is what he just ate right here. Here's what you just ate. There's different flavors. Bean boozled. Ah, you got burnt rubber flavor. You got licorice. You got wet dog. You got-- We played this game earlier on in the year. Yeah, top banana, stinky socks, tutti fruity, toothpaste, berry blue, barf peach, stink bug, toasted marshmallow, booger, juicy pear, all bandage, pomegranate, liver and onions, cappuccino, dead fish, strawberry banana smoothie. So he just grabbed a handful of these freaking beans and just shoved it down his throat. That goes none. 10 of them. 10 of them. Like it was nothing.(Speaking Spanish) Don't tell him for a good time. Yeah, so he's still going to do the chip. So yeah,(Speaking Spanish) I got that shit over here.(Speaking Spanish) That way. That shit.(Speaking Spanish) That's not that bad. That's not that bad.(Speaking Spanish) No, that's not that bad.(Speaking Spanish) You know, we got like mouthwash or-- No. You got that chip over there. That's pretty good.(Speaking Spanish) Yeah, I'm the local.(Speaking Spanish) I'm about to just save these topics and just go somewhere and do these next week. You're OK. We do a couple and then let's go to-- All right, let's get to the challenge.(Speaking Spanish) Hey. So I got a-- not a game, but like a quick little old round. We all play video games, right? Yeah.(Speaking Spanish) All right. For the most part. So we're going to play a game, keep three, cut three. OK. With gaming systems. So the first one we have is a switch. We keeping it or letting go? I got another rest. I got another old six. I'm going to say let it-- Take it away, bro. I'm going to say let it go because-- If you need another-- I don't know. It's Swish's brand new. Yeah, I'm going to say let it go because if you give me a PSP, I'm going to take the PSP and switch every time. With the Mario Kart shit. But that's all they have. They don't really got a game plan. That's all I'm cutting it. I thought I got his leg, bro. His leg to work. Next one. Link in description. Next one. Xbox 360. You keeping it or letting go? No, I'm keeping that shit. I hated Xbox. I had the first one. I'm keeping it. I'm letting it go. I had the 360 and I-- It's getting nowhere. It's getting nowhere. It's getting nowhere. PS2. Keeping it. PS2. I'm keeping it. I had good memories with the PS2. But you're going to keep it in three. Yeah. And you have to cut three. Yeah, I'm keeping the PS2. Now I'll keep the PS2. What if the PS5 comes through? I don't give a I'm keeping the PS2. Nah, because I know-- Nostalgia. The next one. Yeah, I'm like, hella, videos, man. Xbox. Xbox. Xbox.(Laughter) I can't believe it.(Laughter) It's just so cool. It's just so cool. I can't believe it. It's just so cool.(Laughter) I'm getting it. I'm getting it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow. Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow, wow. Xbox One. Now, that was a garbage. The first guy, that's the only Xbox I had. That's still be my shit. Garbage. Nintendo 64. Oh. I'm keeping that one. Oh, you crazy, bro. That's some old Nah, nah, nah, get the out of here. What do you mean, bro? Yeah, that's some old The GameCube. Gone. God. Well, I had a game, that was my shot, keep that one. Cut that shit. I'm cutting it. Yeah, gone. PSP. Oh, I'm keeping it, those are my three. PSP. Yeah, I'm keeping that shit. And then the last one, PlayStation 3. Yeah, no, no, no, no. Three? Nah, I'm good. No, I'll keep 64, PS2, and what are the others? And PSP, that's me. Mine's will be PS2 and 64 and PS3. Nah, PS2. Nah, nah. PS2, 64, PSP. I could watch it. What is it, wasbro? Yeah. (Speaking In Foreign Language) Hey.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, yeah, make sure you use the VPN with that shit. Don't be angry with me.(Speaking In Foreign Language) And I'm not tip-o-riding.(Laughing) What? I already said--(Speaking In Foreign Language) I got the whole house Wi-Fi saying I'm in Jamaica, bro.(Laughing) Hey, hey. They give me ma, they give me ma. Hey, hey. Allegedly. Allegedly. Okay, allegedly. Allegedly. What the woman. Come on. Research purpose only. I'm sending the IP address too. Research per,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Is it like Italian health in Jamaica? No, it's not. It's not like Italian Jamaica. Is it like Italian Jamaica? It's not like Italian Jamaica. What do you Oh my God.(Laughing) What are we doing? You know, this episode is up. I like me better.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I don't even know. The(Laughing) Yo, he can't.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh, look at him. Watch. Ah, hey. That's not a mana palabra. That's not bad. No, it's not. No, it's not. You can say that. No, it's a bad word. No, it's not. That's(Speaking In Foreign Language) That's not a bad word.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) That's not saying con yo.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, that's what it says. No, you know what? It's...(Speaking In Foreign Language) So this depending on the way you use it, It is. I think it's a bad word. The newborn shit, come on saying that shit. Not A.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No. Evelna. No.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Get your back in there.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That'd be crazy. If babies could talk, was they born? How do we get here? Yeah, I don't know. Good person. I don't know. Hey.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It just went south.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I think I know what it's about, Timon. What is Batiman? A gay man? Yeah, I think in Jamaica. Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No.(Speaking In Foreign Language) This episode is just gonna be like bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, mute. Can't believe.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I think we passed the 10 minutes. It don't matter. So I-- I'm doing 20 now, I'm doing 20 just to make sure. I saw that, I noticed that. I saw this story in New Jersey.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It goes along with the games. No, it does. Wait till you hear the goddamn story, shut the up. Okay, yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm gonna who you are. Oh. Hey, uh-oh. if you don't read.(Laughing) That was the episode of the why? Why you see(Laughing) You know what that came from? Apparently, that used to be like the--(Laughing) There's an origin story behind it? No, what is the thing about that? Sean Paul, he did an interview and he explained where it came from. That he's another one that was that guy. Yeah, so he essentially was like when women went to get their period, they used to be like a--(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, they used to be like a cloth back then.(Laughing) I thought I said like C-L-L-T, not C-L-A-W.(Laughing) I don't know, Yeah, man. Yeah, it's a clot, like a-- Yeah, man, you got your-- Clot clot. So Yeah, man, you got your(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) I've been trying to get into the boy this whole time. Who said Bumblecla first? Yeah, hit it. Who, me? Yeah. No, man. You did. I don't know if you know what I'm saying. Bumblecla. I'm not my business. Bro, that could be our next. Take it away, rascal. Yo, our next podcast is Bumblecla.(Laughing) Thank you, rascal. Hey, yo, the podcast title's not far from it. Bumblecla. Yo, what if we sell this one for 100 million, we can do Bumblecla? You're right.(Laughing) Bumblecla's podcast. Yo. Yo, yo, I'm still mad. Y'all be like, "Yo, if I had 20, I wouldn't do it for 20."(Laughing) Some damn liar. Some get y'all 100,000. Y'all would go on your needs and be like, "Yes, please." You wanna know what's funny? I told Millie the scenario, and she was like, "Bro, if you don't sell that shit right then and there, I'm slapping you and I'm leaving."(Laughing) Well, I know you have to sell it. I was like, "I have to sell it." I mean, isn't that the point of like, make, no, I don't get to sell it, but like, when you make a business, like you get to a point where you just sell that shit and just run into it. Make another one. Yeah. Well, it's like, I was watching Joe Button's partner's interview. He did an interview with the Earn Your Leisure. Who? Earn Your Leisure. Oh, Earn Your Leisure. He was explaining the business of podcasts and how these all, like, iHeartRadio, did a deal with Netflix and move all the shows to Netflix and all that shit, and explained basically people chasing a paycheck now and giving up all their video rights for-- Kevin Hart just sold his name. His name? Yeah, he sold the right to his name. That's a company. And what was the price tag on that? It was an undisclosed amount. The only thing that they mentioned was that he gets a certain percentage of, like, the company, and I think he's part of the board now for that company. So he's gonna be rich for the rest of his life. His kids are gonna be rich for the rest of his life. That's crazy, bro. I mean, if you got that power, you built that legacy, your name means something, then. Would you sell your name? Would you sell your name? Yeah. Oh my God. Angel, we don't gotta ask Angel. Angel, what's up? Your name is the business, so you're selling the business. Your name just happens to be attached to it. It's Kevin Hart's name, like, actually Kevin Hart. You can't sell your legal name. No, that's his name. You can't sell your legal name. He trademarked his name, I bet. Well, he sold the rights to his name, to, like, his whole brand. That's what I'm saying. So, like, they can-- It is your stage name, I don't care. So, like, they can plaster his name wherever they want. But if that's his stage name, then-- No, that's his real name. That's his real name. Well, no, this is his real name, but I don't care. They're in John Cena, like, the W owns the name John Cena. No, they don't sell their real name. They say they don't know their name. His name is Kevin Darnell Hart. Oh, like-- Oh, shit. I bet it. Why is it? Like, now your name means so much. But no, like, it's two different things, though. It's like, you have your legal name, but then you have the IP Kevin Hart. No, that's why he sold-- He sold the IP. Like, the business around Kevin Hart. Like, Kevin Hart, the business. I understand that, but that's still, it has your name attached to it. I mean, he's known more than one. His name was Kevin Darnell, okay, I get it. You can sell Kevin Hart. Will you sell your real name? No. Even if they're not-- Well, they just want to just be poor for us. Even if they offered you like-- Even if they're gonna be poor, they complain every day. Even if they offered you like, two bill, right-- No, my tag with P! Oh. Why wouldn't you sell your name for that money? Bro. You'll be rich for the rest of your life. Your kids will be rich. But that's my name. Oh, do I get like a prescription? Yo, you're not gonna get any of these. Because then they can put my name everywhere, anywhere they want. Oh, there are people who have the same name as you. I don't know how many. If you like, let's say, what is the name? Trying to think of a last name that's-- Johnson. Smith. Johnson and Johnson. Smith. Like, who, the people who own Walmart, what are they afraid of? The Waltons. The Waltons. Like, if your name is associated with that brand already, like, you know, but, oh no, like an actual last name that is meant for that. Louis Vuitton, that's her whole name. Or something like the guy from Lamborghini. Versace. But that's a brand. Isn't that his name? That's his name. Versace. But that's a brand. That's his name. That's also his name. Of the creator. Calvin Klein. Yeah, what's the difference between that and Kevin Hart? Because Kevin Hart sold his name to be plastered wherever they have it. He sold the rights to his name and his IP. He sold the rights to his name to be able to post it wherever they want. So he can, they can put his name on it. No, no, he's part of the board too, so he has control over it. He's not majority on the board, he's part of a board. He's not the sole person on the board. He's still part of the board though. That doesn't mean that he can negate, if four out of the five people on the board agree. But do you mean like in a way, like they're gonna use his name in a bad way? They could, they could put it on a porno or some shit like that. But that's not gonna bring him money. The thing he's saying like, he has no, let's say he's just one person on the board, right? And the board, he has minority stake on the board, on the company, right? So he has no say what they can use his name on. Like he has no control. Like you're not saying they're gonna use a porno in a bad light, but they could, the fact that they could if they wanted to. That's it. That'd be poor business decision on their part. Oh yeah, for sure. But whatever company is paying them, what the company paid Kevin Hart. To put it on a-- At that end of the day, he signed it away. He's still getting paid either way. At that point, he don't care. plaster meat eating a squid with my name all over it. No, I'm okay eating a squid no more. Squid. Can't just say guess who. You know what I'm gonna say, right? Okay. Would you eat the anchor from the squid? The what?(Laughing) Don't you already do that? You can. Wait, do they do it? No, there's a-- There's a delicacy in some places. No, it is. They make-- Ink pasta. Yeah, and pasta. Yeah, yeah. What ink result-- That's what they get ink pens from or is that some bullshit? Nah, that is--(Laughing) Some of the ink comes from that. Anyway. You had a jerk off a squid again or what? Ay, fuck. You know how to jerk off a crab? Oh my God. Didn't even know that was me. Bro, God can say. No, I was kidding now, you flip it over and it's like a little thing on the sides. You're like five strokes. Bro, if you wanted to literally like shut off, like five little up and down, it'll literally calm down and you could just kill it right there, trust me. How do you know this? Bro, the video. How do you know? What, how-- No, my question is, why is it popping up on your feet wherever you're going? I actually go and get my food, so if I have to actually get a live crab and sedate it, I know how to calm it down before I kill it. But you guys just like get all ready and everything for y'all, cause y'all don't. What, what? No, no, no, wait, wait. When in the fuck would you need to go kill a crab? I already have. For what? For what purpose? Why? Why? I don't know where it's coming from. Yo, man. Oh, so I can't fish, I can't fish. Oh, Mandela Jib. This dude wear the red lobster, I don't wanna jerk off that one.(Laughing) Yo, he goes into the tank. I want this one. Flip over, Anyway. I can't do this. Have you got lobster, lobster tails? Nah. Nah, I'm allergic to shellfish, I can't handle that shit. Allegedly. I wanna try as a person. Allegedly. Now me get a test, cause-- There was a guy, oh yeah, there was a guy. I'm one of them. He said the same thing, he was like, yo, I told my family that I'm allergic to shellfish, and he was like that, his parents were like, that's not real until you get diagnosed, and he was like, pretty much what you said. That he gets like the itchy throat and all that shit. No, not itchy, my shit starts closing. There's a difference.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I've tried it multiple times after that.(Speaking In Foreign Language) We need to try the limits of this allergy. Yeah, let's do a blindfold test. Yeah, we need to try the limits.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I like to figure out what I'm allergic to. Nah, them actual allergy tests, that shit sucks. His needles, they put like 20 needles at a time. I'll figure it out naturally, I'm just like, give me whatever. Well, it's just like,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Anyway, anyway. Am allergic to spicy food, just so you know. Imagine being allergic. Why, no me.(Laughing) Why, no. It looks like I'm never getting 10.(Laughing) Anyway. Bombokla. When you say bombokla, what's the brain that comes to your head? Now it comes with the fucking period shit, now it comes with my head. But before that, what did it come to? Oh, Jamaican with dreads. You get back, no, okay, that's all I know.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) There's a story that came out of New Jersey. I forgot exactly where New Jersey. I gave it 30 seconds before we.(Laughing) There's a story in New Jersey. Of a cop of a family that was playing the game of Uno. Oh, I saw this. It got very rowdy. It became converted into a fight and somebody got stabbed. Bro, somebody got stabbed. You know where in New Jersey? Stab, stab, stab, stab. Patterson? Nah, it was somewhere up north. Ah, me. You see Angel, he's back to reading just the headlines. I can't write it, it's just the headlines, bro. They're full research. My question to you guys, is it ever that serious to get violent when you're playing the game? It depends.(Speaking In Foreign Language) We're playing Uno and you give me like a, you know, close four, back to back and then, yeah, we got problems. Like that? Yeah, I'm gonna stab in your eye real quick. And Clark. Where's that at? That's by North. You're lucky that we're in a strap. You need a metal detector before you start playing that game. In Clark, New Jersey. But damn, for you to like physically stab a family member to play the game. I mean, did he win though? Probably not. Yeah, he won a jail sentence. It was worth it, man. Like you imagine having to go to court for that? Court, bro, you ain't going to court for that. Due process. You're going to jail. Due process. I mean, you gotta go to court. You gotta get sentenced. Yeah, due process. You're going to jail first though. Are you a top bunk or a bottom bunk? I'm top, I don't like the bottom. Right? What are we talking about? Jail, if you go to jail, you're a top bunk or a camp for the camp boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't even know. You're a copper bunk, not a gap. Do they even still do that shit like bunking? Yeah. I don't wanna find out. I've never been in jail, I don't know. Until now. Damn, man, you come more. Go more, get go more, Angel. You go in the jail. You go one way or another, you're about to find out. Don't drop the soap. I hear you. Anyway. I can't do jail. Why not? Are you a certified bitch? Yes. I thought he was about to be out. Damn, that's what I'm doing. I can't do it. So let's say, let's say, let's take it to another level. I hear you. So let's say we, let's take each of us, right? We're in jail. Jail or prison? Yeah, it would be prison, because jail is what you're in for like a day or two. Prison, so you're saying you're in federal prison. Damn, federal, what would we do? Yeah. You'd stab somebody in the head? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All of us? No, perate, we each gotta pick something different. We gotta do it one at a time. So Angel, you say you're in prison, right? And you're new there. Who you gonna get close to first? The whites, the black-- How does it? The Latinos. The white saying is something me. Why not? Why not? Who you getting close to first? The whites, the blacks or the Latinos? In the present? The prison guards? Nah, they're worse. That's a target on your ass. Bro, that might fuck you up. Who you getting, who you getting, who you getting trying to get close? Protect. The guys that protected the Dominicans. Both maybe. Oh yeah, I gotta, if you really, yeah. You got the Mexicans, you got a really, Mexicans, the Dominicans, Puerto Ricans, everything's split in there, bro. Who you getting in? Damn. I'm gonna go with my Dominicans because hopefully they accept me. You black.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) You gonna try again, with the Americans? What? You gonna try, you know. I'm gonna try to get the-- You ain't gonna catch me slipping with that. Yeah, it's okay. Okay. This is what you wanna do. You ain't gonna catch me slipping with that shit. All right, so let's say you're in bed with the Dominicans, right?(Laughing) No, no, no, no, you're not saying that. What kind of sheets are they? Then then-- Bamboo, bamboo. Oh, bamboo. Bamboo sheets. I got bamboo. What prison is this? Ah, high end, federal. Now you get it in from your family? You'll definitely get it in. Bamboo sheets. So let's say you're-- No, because if you drop like, if you drop like--(Laughing) It's not that good, because if you drop like water, it doesn't soak it in.(Laughing) What the fuck? Bro, it's fire. They got half bamboo sheets. Yeah, they're good. Bro, it's good, and they don't like staying like that. You can literally like-- Imagine you forgot to go to the bathroom. You wouldn't know about the stain. This motherfucker's worried about stains. With the pillow. Nah, you gotta wash them. Bro, you never know. You have like a little one in the bag or whatever. I'm never slipping over at your house. You're not invited.(Laughing) You wouldn't wanna be in bed with Angel. No.(Laughing) I'm good. Talk about night, night, night.(Laughing) Yo, man. Yo. So you got alliance with the Dominicans? Yes. How about you, Angel? With the Dominicans? Nah. Maybe the Asians. Oh, I forgot the Asians, too. Yeah, the Asians. I forgot the Asians, too. Are you guys forgetting that you guys have to look like this demographic? Oh, no. Yes, you do. No, you're not necessarily. You can't be a white guy hanging out with the-- He's in Dominican Republic. Yeah, that's true. Oh, yeah. That is true.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Hey, mommy.(Laughing) You said Asians.(Laughing) Me, mommy.(Laughing) Now we try to be politically-- Yo, yo, no, no, no, no. Now we have to be politically correct. What if they say you gotta chop off your fingers to join the alliance? Which one? I'll do my pinky. No, no, no. It's gotta be, it gotta be, it gotta be this one. Hold up.(Laughing) Now this one, this one. You need this one for a lot. The ring, the ring, the ring. The ring. He was testing. The ring, the ring. Do I do anything with this? The ring. No, what were you doing?(Laughing) The ring, this shit barely works sometimes. He was testing. You can still do the shocker.(Laughing) The shocker, the shocker. The godfather. Oh, my God. He like, yeah, I'm a mommy. The payphone. The payphone. The esper. I don't mean without-- I can answer a question we are being bad with. Ah.(Laughing) I see Manny going towards the whites. He'll fit in. Yeah. Nah, nah. Like, what's up, brothers?(Laughing) The whites are the gays.(Laughing) What? Are they not? What? The whites are the gays? I feel so. The whites are the gays too in person. I mean, those guys are the gays. I think we get to prison, Tom. I don't know. I don't know. Am I the one? I'm okay, I'm okay. I'm okay, I'm okay. I'm okay with the blacks. I'm okay with the blacks.(Laughing) You ain't going with the blacks. I'll go with the blacks. Who's gonna be the first big? Who's gonna be the first big? Yeah, you're not getting in. Bro, if you're cool with him. See, you know what? If you're cool with him. What's next Saturday? I'm okay, Dae. What did he fire for, for all of us? Next Saturday is not-- I'm here separating by skin color. Next Saturday is not-- I'm here separating by skin color. Bro, you already fucked up. It's not a next Saturday, dawg. MLK days on Monday. That's not the point. The point is that it's obvious you guys have never been in jail. I'm off that day. Hallelujah. No, not next Monday. The prosimo. The one after. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm off. I'm about to take that Friday off too. So how about you, Elvis? No, no, no, no, uh-huh. So how about you, Elvis? Who you make your lines? Yeah, man, that's not the thing. That wouldn't be the situation. Oh, bro. That's what we know. And people, we know. I mean, wow. I'm like, "What the fuck are you doing?"What the fuck are you doing?" Angel, what would be the situation? People say fuck it, bro. People say, "Oh, diace." He just mad because he gotta eat that hot ass shit. Yeah, the patal mundo de juello. It's cool, bro. Oh my God. How about you, Wilson? No, then what would be the answer? He said the dreamies. He would go with the Dominicans. Yeah, I ain't fitting in with no whites, no blacks, no Mexicans, I'm not fitting in with any of those. Who you fitting in with? I'm not going to jail.(Laughing) Oh yeah, Angel, go after him. I am a man of God, that's what I'm about. Only bitches get caught. Oh! Better use your VPN, then.(Laughing) I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh, we're gonna get up in jail.(Laughing) How long has it been? I think it's time for Angel to eat that chip. No, don't give him a tie. No, no, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) A stranger randomly just walks up to you with a suitcase in hand. He says, "Here you go, you open it up,"you got $100,000 sitting in that suitcase."Will you take it or will you question the person?" I'm gonna take that shit, that was a gift. A gift from God. Even if you don't know where-- It's a gift from God. Where am I that he gave you? In the street. In the street. What the fuck am I doing on the street, bro? Yeah, I don't usually walk.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) You wouldn't question it though? Question what? Oh, it's a gift from God. Now we don't wanna question stuff. Now this is fine, this is fine, this is fine. Angel,(Speaking In Foreign Language) What I was saying earlier, y'all be like,"Oh, I wouldn't do it "for millions and millions, "but if a guy gave me 100,000." My reasoning was, I wouldn't do it because my reasoning was if they gave me that money for that podcast, that means the rights to the podcast are worth more than what they're giving us. But think about it, we're the show, so we can just take the money and not do the show again. We can even ask you a podcast. Yeah, but what if you enjoy doing it? You just make an own. What if we enjoy doing it? El Sancocho. Yeah. That's a new name. No, no, no, that's a raggedy. That's a next podcast. That's a raggedy, man, we can't do that.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What? That's what it hurt. What is up, okay. El Cuero podcast.(Laughing) El Cuero de la Tambora. El Cuero de la Tambora. What's going on, Los Cueros? El Cuero de la Tambora. Los Cueros podcast. No, El Cuero de la podcast. Some more Cueros. So do you guys remember that soccer player that got divorced from his wife and the wife, tried to take half and she realized that-- Akimi, right? Yeah, he put everything under his mom's name. Yeah. Smart man. So apparently the ex-wife wants to get back with him because Dike, she made a mistake that her friends coursed her into breaking up with him. Pero, here's the funny shit. She's only doing this now after he just signed an extension. You ready for me? You ready for me? No. Eh, eh, I don't know Dama Dama. I.G. What are y'all thoughts about that? Y'all taking her back? Yeah, I'm taking her back to her mom's house. Why is this supposed to cost her? Nah, bro. No? She can stay in the streets. What if she says that she's a changed woman? I'm a changed man. Yeah, and she loves you. I mean, at that point, if you get married again with her, she's not taking your money because at that point, the money you made is-- She can't really get your money, right? No, she can if you're married. No, but at that point, he already got paid. So from that point on, she really can't get that money. No, she still can, it's marriage. Oh, you do a prenup? If you do a prenup, then you can say like, hey, anything that we made after this point is ours, but anything that we made before this is each other. Or you could just say you ain't getting shit regardless. He put it in his mom's name again. Yo, she could give me all her hoes. I will still not take her back, bro. All of them? All six of them? Six. Six?(Laughing) You gotta open your eyes. I mean, that's true. All the possibilities. All the possibilities. You got two. You need to stop. You need, Ellie, you was just giving us shit for how we ended up in a whole different-- Why is this guy still even talking to her? To even get this information from her. Yeah, that's true. This is fun. I mean, will you put it in the belly button? What? No, we'll take it back. So, I mean, will you take her back? Will you take her back? Will you take her back? No. Yo. Because I know that she's there for the money. Wilson, I agree with you. Tell her, give me to come take my class of clipped. Clipped. Did you guys see the video of Dike Suppose, Chawal's brother, Dike, that's his brother? Talk about that. Looks like I'm a little-- That Chawal even now I think they're all panavida and that now he hasn't sent the money because they got into like a argument. How old is this guy? Look at Diablo say, yo, I'm not gonna do that. He was, he's probably like 50, 60, somewhere around there. I really already complained. It's about the money from-- So my question to you guys is, would you feel responsible to take care of a family member if they're down and out? Am I able to? No, would you feel responsible? No, I know, but I'm saying like within my salary, am I able to comfortably? Yes, you're successful financially. Oh, then yeah, if it's my family, I got you. No, no, no, if it's somebody that you know that's a straight fuck up and they demand that you take care of. Demand is crazy.(Speaking In Foreign Language) The demand is crazy. But why do they be like, oh, you're ungrateful.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You should be helping me out, taking care of me. You should be helping yourself out, go get a job, bum. Wow. That's a request. Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, you want to try? No, I don't care. You want to try? I'll win it next year.(Screams) Anyway.(Speaking In Foreign Language) There's a question I want to ask you guys.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You're about to start it. Yeah, right. I'm dizzy as shit right now, I can't see. You're so blurry and I'm so dizzy right now, it's not even funny. Yes, man. It's true. Yeah. Are there two different types of Dominicans? Yes. Which, what are the two crimes?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh. I agree. What were you gonna say Elvis? The ones from here and the one from there. That too. That's true, that's true. Yeah. Wilson. He don't care. Oh yeah, you got that. You got that heavy blue passport. Yeah, shit. That's an auto, aight? Wait, were you born here? Yeah, I was born here. Bro, he said it like 50 times.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What people do you guys prefer though from(Speaking in foreign No,(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm not gonna lie, I prefer the people from(Speaking in foreign language) they're more warm.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Those are the ones that are more friendly with you.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm from the capital and I'll tell you, the people from the capital are not the most friendly.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) Next up. But I will say,(Speaking In Foreign Language) How?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh, he started a little bit on that one too and everything.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, but it's true though, like if you notice, you find somebody from like the deepest fucking combo that you've never heard of, they make it to the United States.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I mean, yeah, because they don't have shit.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, no, no, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yes, it does. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It just like they don't make it. They make probably compared to out here, they probably make like 200, 300 bucks.(Speaking In Foreign Language) They can pay like 10 bucks, 12 bucks an hour.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You're gonna tell me when you have like this nice fresh like Alfred on, you're not gonna feel good about yourself? Yeah, but-- That's how they feel.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I get that more from the city people than I do from Tampa. I know a few people from like a certain town. Like people that grew up in the city of Santiago, like I get that from them. Like the(Speaking In Foreign Language) type shit. But see, you get, Santiago is divided too because you got like the regular people and then you got the people that are from like(Speaking In Foreign Language) like metropolitan areas.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm talking about like Santiago the city, like the actual city.(Speaking In Foreign Language) People from there. Yeah, but that's upscale now. Yeah. I'm talking about once you start going into the mountains. No, I think it's opposite. It depends. Maybe to you it might be like(Speaking In Foreign Language) to them it's just normal.(Speaking In Foreign Language) But it's the same logic as like they're coming here and they're getting so many things at once like they've never had in their life. Yeah, it's like the-- Like now they're making $20 an hour and they're just-- Imagine being--(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, I know the song now but what does that have to do with the fucking-- For real, what does that have to do-- What does that have to do with the topic? Because it's saying that after you move to the stage to comiote. Yeah, the song is literally about a girl that leaves DR and comes out here and she acting brand new. Like she don't know him. He's like, my lady, we was just taking a shower con cuveta. I'll do the same shit, I don't wanna be with some bum ass nigga back in the country,(Speaking In Foreign Language) I got hot water now.(Laughing) I got hot water in my compo house too. You don't live in the compo, stop it. I do live in the compo. No you don't. I was just like, bro, I got a compo. No you don't, you do not. If the trees are a number, the houses are living in a compo. You got a McDonald's two blocks away from you. No, not two blocks. Wow. It's close though, it's close. That shit takes 30 minutes from my house. I gotta drive 50 minutes to get to the nearest McDonald's.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I don't know.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's an hour from my house, 30 minutes, 30 minutes. An hour from my house. Mm-hmm, I know where it is. Yeah,(Speaking In Foreign Language) All that shit together. That's a compo.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That shit's up there, dawg. That's a compo. Nah, but I wanna go tell her a money bro, oh my God. That's the point. That shit is not good. That's the fucking... I've been there. That is a hike. I went there on a fucking motorcycle when I was in the driving ditch. I'm trying to go on a buggy though. I was on the back of the motorcycle but I couldn't feel my ass coming out of that shit. My guana, that shit's up there. There's no sicko. That's a compo. That's a compo. You? Nah, but that's a city. I live in a compo, that's the why. No, there's no signal out there. You live in a quasi compo. He lives in a compo, yeah, his house is in the middle just surrounded by trees, but the city's on the outskirts. Oh, he was telling your business out there like that. Wow. Wow. I've been there once. The tree, yeah, he been there once. That's not a compo though. The tree's not number... They got paved roads. The tree's not number the house. The tree's not number the anniversary? Yeah. That's not a compo, right? No, it's not. It's not. It's not a compo. You were there. No, it's not. That's not a compo. No, you weren't there. That was the house. That's a compo. No, it's the MMI. Matt has AC. I do. Who has AC in the compo? That is true. Who has AC in the compo? I'm gonna tell you, if it goes to my wallet, there's no AC. Nobody got AC. It's better, it's better. Elvis, Elvis. Do your street, are your streets paved? Yes. They just paved the house. It's not a compo. They just paved the house. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. (Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) We have that. You don't have that. You gotta go further up. To get to where you're going. You gotta go past my house. To get where you're going, you have to take a car, a mule, and maybe a--(Speaking In Foreign Language) That's a fucking store called. Oh,(Speaking In Foreign Language) the makeshift stove that they make.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You have a stove?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Do you have a stove? What the fuck?(Speaking In Foreign Language) You have both. No, no, no. You can only have one, you can only have one. You can only have it for one.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Man, I always just walk out, just walk.(Speaking In Foreign Language) There wasn't sidewalks. There's no fucking sidewalks. There was. There wasn't, dawg.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Hey, but it's not a(Speaking In Foreign Language) but it's not a campo, like old campo. So what is it? So what is it? That's what I want. You live in the suburbs. It's a town. He lives in the town. He lives in the town. It's the suburbs. Yes. Yeah, the town. Emma, Emma.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I got a fire station next to his grandparents house. Yeah, I think it is. Yeah, I see that bowl. I win a yours. He got a fire station next to the fucking house. You got McDonald's 10 minutes from your house. 30 minutes. You're getting balled, huh? 30 minutes, what, what? Yeah. 30 minutes in a car.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You don't live in a campo. We do have, we have two. See, that's why you know you're not from a campo. You got two. For real, bro. You only got one. Do it. You gave it away. You gave it away. You gotta go with a(Speaking In Foreign Language) You got two nearby.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) That's how long his driveway is.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) So look, it's only considered a campo by the locals that live there. But it was not a campo. So what is it? It's not that. But technically, within greater Santo Domingo, not deep,(Mumbling) is not a campo. Was not a campo. Damn, if I had my computer, I'd show you exactly where-- What did you put that I live? Isn't that where you are? No, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What is it?(Speaking In Foreign Language) They gave(Speaking In Foreign Language) I know, I know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I am multiples. Bueno mejente, tell us what you think a campo is. What is a campo? What city-- Ah, ah, yeah, fuck outta here. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I don't care what the internet says. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. If you go to his house-- The all-knowing guy. And they are the one we're talking about? The all-knowing guy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) They get struck down.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's a fucking campo. He said 100% a campo too. Chat TPT is 95% right. No, I mean,(Speaking In Foreign Language) If you go to his house, know what we're talking about, and you see where he lives, you will not go in the campo. A campo. No, it went in the last thing I thought I was at campo. No, that's a campo.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) But definitely the campo is more of a campo. Yeah, that was more. Yeah, that was-- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Nah, man, I don't know what's that, bro. What?(Speaking In Foreign Language) This nigga lives in the middle of the fucking city of my home. That's what I'm saying. That's not a campo at all. Now,(Speaking In Foreign Language) that's something else. What? No, where is his great-grandpa? His great-grandpa, that's a campo. But now where his grandparents live? In Maguana. Yeah, that's a campo, that's a campo. Yeah, Maguana on campo, campo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what we're talking about.(Speaking In Foreign Language) See like, you see,(Speaking In Foreign Language) He's trying to cover that shit up, too.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) A campo moderno.(Speaking In Foreign Language) This man got that, this man got that. He got that(Speaking In Foreign Language) 20 minutes away from his house, bro.(Laughing) Yo! It's more like 15, but. Is there a mod near you? He got a professional baseball field right next to his fucking town. Right in front of the entrance, hell yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) He got a mall. I got multiple, actually.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Am I not a mall? No, no, no, no, but you're looking at San Francisco. You're not looking at Matalaga, so you can't-- Bro, it's literally right fucking there, bro. Yeah, exactly, it's right there, it's the city. I don't live in the city, I live in the county. Oh, yes, sir. You can walk to the city. He lives in the suburbs of the city. It's like when he lives in South Brunswick.(Laughing) That's what it is, that's what it is. He's gonna say that that's country. That's what it is, that's country right there. I did what I said. I don't walk, I eat, that's country. You're a country. You're gonna say-- That's literally the exact sample. He can walk. Franklin's more of a campo than South Brunswick, because of the formula. Yeah, it's just huge, bro. He can walk to go see a baseball, professional baseball team in DR. Yeah, I can. No. Yeah, but listen. I got a plan a month in advance to go see one of our go-versers. Yeah, me too, actually, yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Anyway, like I said, people, tell us what you think is a true campo. Masha's a campo. You look at where he looks at, you see nothing but houses. You look at where his great-grandparents used to live, there's nothing but trees. Where Papi has-- There's no roads there. That's what you guys are thinking of when you think campo. What? Where Papi has the finca, because it's not paved roads. At that point, that's just the finca. No, no, no. That's different. No, no, no. That's different. No, poke a casa? No, poke a casa? No, yes, okay.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Like a community. Bro, just zoom out. Zoom out there. You want me to find the finca? No, no, no, zoom out there. That pin, what I just pinned there. That's his great-grandparents' house. Wait. No, he just moved it. No, they should just got home. Damn. Shit traveled. Anyway, while you're doing that, what are some of the hardest things to do that other people find easy? Not giving a fuck.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What are some of, but the, what are the hardest things to do, or what could be the hardest thing to do that other people find easy? Like for example, for me, I find it hard talking to people I don't know, versus how some people are extremely friendly and they could just make friends with pretty much anybody. God damn.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) And if it rains,(Speaking In Foreign Language) How you get up there, bro?(Laughing) You gotta go up a hill, bro. Bro, this is the main road. Nigga, they put you in a catapult. Take your buggies there. That's why you have a fun time there. Hell yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Where's the main road, my dude? They don't show it. You can't see the road. They just avoided my whole question. Is it this? They care more about it. Where they don't live. Yeah, for a matter of while you're coming, it should be somewhere that way.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I don't know why, but I just call that.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Probably. I got drone shots of that place. Yeah, she was great. I mean, the fucked up thing is like, I know my grandparents bought a lot of land, but I still can't grasp how big the property is. I don't know where the limits end. I really don't know. Oh, they do. No, I don't think mommy's still know. Mariko. No, I don't think. An okay. No, that's not my, that's mommy's and all them. That's something bored. Well, I don't know the limits of the, the property. I don't know the limits of the property, bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I don't know, I don't know. Like, I don't know. Like zoom all the way out, bro. You see the streets, right? I don't know. That is a gamble. I don't know. I don't know the limits. Mommy, mommy thinks you know. I didn't even like a shower up there. But like she is. I had a shower on the river. I had to lick myself on it. There? No, I had a shower. No, no, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) He actually had nothing. Yo, bro. He had nothing. 30 miles, bro. Look, pretty much, yo.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Can I be hitting it up in the pot? Nah, nigga, we just throw it, just jump in that motherfucker. It's no fire starter though. Yo.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, because it's too tight. As soon as you get out, you know, because it's hot as fuck out. So, it's like we're in Africa. But, hey, so, like when I'm afraid, yo. I think we're in a mountain. Yeah, it's a lot. No, why not, B? But yeah, I don't know the proper limits though. Look at that, mommy. Hey, so. It's a lot though. Mm-hmm. A lot.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No. Yo, yo, did you have an affregolde? Okay. Oh, hardest thing for me would be like, consistently working out. It can't do it. For me, I'm not giving a fuck. I care too much sometimes. Most times. I'm the opposite. Yeah, I'm trying to go like you. I don't care. Yeah, I'm trying to go like that. Once you can reach the level of like mindfulness where like you realize where nothing really matters.(Speaking In Foreign Language) They're good, man. Nice, man. I just saw him had a while, like, I said,"I said, I fucking like you." Yeah, they're good. I'm sorry. My feet get cold, you know. I'm thinking about buying some. Yo, you know them shiz went up? Yeah. You know. It should be a hundred dollars there, 125. Actually, Rosie's taught me that this is actually, they stole the piece of rail. Yeah, you literally have to go AUG 1979 or something like that. AUG Australian. Yeah, the Australian. You have to go to the Australian website to get the real deal of all the fuel. And they're not even expensive. No, they're not. No, they're not. I'm gonna buy some. I'm gonna buy some really AUG. They're nice.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, they said that the product that I'm using, I'm gonna buy some. I don't know what I'm gonna buy. Oh yeah. Don't question my process. Okay.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, it's not a product. The hell do we talk about? Yeah, they can't come out loud. Y'all can have a lot of chips. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.(Speaking In Foreign Language) This one's actually a pretty good one. Because I know you talk, you have a nice collection of colognes. Yeah, nigga. But I do a nigga pair. Wilson, do you have like one cologne that you like? I got one. That's it? You own collect? No. I did it, and then I started. It's a, don't do it. It's a round. Yeah, I'm with Manny. It's a deep rabbit hole. I had one, but then the other ones were here, so I don't really count those. Oh, bro, they're part of your collection though. Full bottles? Yeah. The how come? Nah, I already only had one. My collection's at six right now. I only have-- And I only use one out of the six, really. Yeah, I only really use one like that. Better out there. I like the subtle ones. I don't like the strong ones. I feel like-- Oh, and I like the strong ones. No, I don't, like-- See, yo, welcome, bra. Un cologne, yo, ton que vole con yo bueno. I don't know, for me, it's just like, but this is a certain smell. This is like a, I don't even know how to explain it. The one that I use the most is the periolis one. Bravo, I have been fiending for a bon number nine, La Fayette. That's just so good. The one I have is a Chanel one, but it's subtle. It's like, you don't, from here, you won't smell me, but let's say, you have to wear a suit, whatever, you'll smell it on me. If you walk into the room and that's what you smell, I don't like that. No, poco que eso, tambocano a-- Yeah, todo bono. Like when I say strong cologne, I mean like-- Que tédure. Que tédure, yeah. I don't mean like, it fucking permeates the whole room, cause that's not-- Like Axe Body Spray, remember when that shit was popular? Like, you smell like that? Yeah, that's too much. See, like, I started following all these YouTube channels like that do like cologne reviews and fragrances and all that shit, and it's such a deep rabbit hole, bro, that you can get down on, his sullios, man. So how many you got? I got five. But, what's your most expensive cologne? My YSL, I think is your self, I think it's called. It's a new one, that shit is 250. And I only have to do like one spray. What's yours? 450. Damn. It's yours, bro. Yeah. It's mine. When I grow up, I wanna be like you. But I'm not gonna be like you.(Laughing) I can't even think of the name right now. So it's a black bottle. Is it a bottle number nine? No, no, no, it's a black bottle, it's like about this big. Damn, forgot the name. You can only-- You ain't forget the name. No, no, no, no, no. You dropped $400 on you forgot the name. I know you took a picture of it. There's no way you forgot the name. I'll show it to you. Oh, your phone was over there. Yeah, yeah, but-- You think I'm gonna drop $400 on something? I'm gonna forget what I got? No, yeah, yeah.(Laughing) Yeah, right. You know, you know-- What is it gonna be like?(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What the hell was that? Oh man. But it's like I noticed, like I learned anyway, not noticed, but I learned that. Depending on which cologne, like certain colognes can't be worn all the time. Like I have colognes that are only good in the fall or winter. Because you can't wear them in the summer because they too-- Too musky. Yeah, too musky. It's the same thing, I don't get too much. You gotta wear like refreshing ones. I actually tried like those like tester like sprays just to like see, so I don't have to buy the whole shit and like I don't like this shit. They come in handy though. Yeah, bro. I bought like 10 of them. So I bought like Louis Vuitton imagination. I bought like a bottle like this, like 50 bucks. Bought another Louis Vuitton like fresh something. I think it's called, I got one that your wife likes. She texted me, asked me about it. It's called double attack. Mine games double attack. Damn.(Laughing) Oh, something, the fear of God or something I think it's called. It's who? Okay, go. Vlog or the thing? It's the end. You can go in a freaking rabbit hole. Did you ever see? You're getting a freaking rabbit hole. And the, none of y'all seen Anchor, the part where Paul Rudd's character. No, no, no, no, not that fear of God. Got a fire, got a fire. That's the one, got a fire. It just sounds like the books I be reading. Bro, you still reading books? I finished the series. The naughty one? No, it wasn't. Too much. There wasn't though. It was about an assassin. I thought you were still reading like sexy books. No, I never read sexy books, bro. But don't you think you read a neurotic book? No. I bent her over and then I read her cheeks. I said I found out about him. Nah, I thought you kept reading them. It still traumatized you. It's more than a book, bro. Nah, it's more than a max. Yeah. At 12 o'clock. I spreaded his cheeks and lifted sack.(Laughing) They played it like a trombone. Nah, the cologne, back in the day when I was younger, I remember when Diesel had their cologne and I bought, that was the first time I started working. That was the first cologne I ever bought. I thought it was hot shit with that shit. The red one. No, pretty long. Pretty long. You know, talking about you said you like periolis. My favorite, I had periolis before. My favorite periolis cologne was a periolis 360. I don't think that, I don't know if they make it anymore. That was like a-- I want money like you guys. Isn't that the one with the tin, the metal around it? On the top, I think. It's like a silver bottle. That's the one that I use. I like that. Give me a job at your place, bro. Oh, nice, nice. See ya. See ya, job, bro. For your God, bro, I'm telling. But there's like, there's so many colognes, bro, history. Gotta find, gotta find out. You don't even know the name of the cologne. Oh, no, no, but this is guy like a bow tie fragrance or something I think it's called in YouTube.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Which one? The fear of God, God of Fire. The 450. Oh, no, you can buy that shit online if you want. Or what's this, it's not gonna work, shoot to buy that shit. You gotta make an appointment. Imagine that shit now. Or what is it, that fancy store, not fancy, but like-- Not Nordstrom. Saks. Neiman Marcus. Yeah, that's not me, Saks. They're actually going out of business. What, Neiman Marcus? Yeah, while they're filing bankruptcy. Yeah, that's what I mean, tactics. They sell, oh, you can buy it online too. Now, I'll never forget, when we were doing, I was working, I forgot the name of the store, but we were walking by and then somewhere, I literally just closed it off because somebody came in there, I'm like, damn. Yeah, bro, oh my gosh, oh. He literally did it just close and somebody was in there like that. Bro, they closed that shit off just because somebody went in.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No. Yeah, bro. I was not no famous person, I was just somebody stupid rich. Multi fragrance, yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Let him shop. Crazy, bro. Cologne, Cologne, Cologne, yeah, that's my butt. I still can't believe we met fucking-- Oh, Invictus? Oh, I got a-- I forgot about one, I got six. You just pulled up. That was crazy. Vectus? Yeah, I got Invictus. Vectus? Invictus. Oh, Invictus.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, they got Cologne. No, that's Invictus. No, they got rich for me, bro. I like the, honestly, I don't like the Cologne that much. I literally, I just like the bottle. The bottle is good. Yo, you're not comfortable performing for the bottle. Dropping $400 just because I like the bottle. No, no, no, not that one, this is different. How much was this one though? No, that wasn't that expensive, it was like 100 something. Come on, he had a drop of water. For a bottle? Because I like the bottle. For the bottle? What did it look like? The Cologne could be the shit, but I like the bottle. Yeah. What did it look like? It's hard to describe, but it's cool. It's like a shield, it looks like a shield, but it's round. Actually, no, it looks like a freaking, take it back. It looks like a-- Magenta. No, no, like a cup.(Laughing) Like a cup that you win like on a tournament? It looks like a cup. Oh, I think I've seen that one. I know what you're just talking about. You could've bought that shit for like a toy off of Amazon for like five dollars if you like that shit that much. Or the empty bottles off of eBay for like for real. Yeah, yeah. It's different though, it's different. It's different, bro. Hey, would you rather be respected or loved? Neither, treat me like a dog. What the fuck? What are you talking about? What are we talking about? Being respected or loved? In what scenario, what sense? We're talking about here, like-- By people. General, like not like your wife or your family? General. Whoa, come on, general. The panda?(Speaking In Foreign Language) I don't care. Respectous, it's only me, Hente, like my family, loved. Yeah, but you could love someone but not respected. Yeah. So you prefer to be loved and not respected? No, I'm saying like by my immediate family, I wanna be loved. But not respected. Outside is I wanna be respected. So what if they love you and then they disrespect you by taking advantage of you? What way?(Speaking In Foreign Language) You're loved though, you're loved. You're loved. They're getting. They're getting. Give you a nice--(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Thank you. All right, here we go. This one's actually pretty a weird one. Massachusetts, they just proposed a law to limit how far you could drive within the state. Yes, but how did he? It's Massachusetts people, bro. Fuck you mean, and limit how much, are they paying for my guys? So fuck outta here. They wanna reduce how much people are driving. Shut the fuck up. But they may not, okay, you're on your way to work and they're like, they stop you, they're like, yo, you're at your limit. You gotta go back home. I thought this was a free country. No, but like I took a trip to New York to bark actually, I wanted to try bark again. Again? Yeah. To be honest, without me. I wanna be like you when I grow up. Unbelievable.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That's the road trip to California quick. Exactly, yo, but you're the(Speaking In Foreign Language) You're different now, boy.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Muchacho, no, but, and I saw like the fucking congestion tolls got hit, cause I started driving through whole New York. Oh yeah, that shit is a bitch. Yo, $9, $10, $11, yes, dude. I have to re-up my easy path, I'm the way back, bro.(Laughing) They're supposed to hit you once, like you go through the 71 times. It depends on what part. Depends on what part. Each part is a different price. If you go through Lower Manhattan, you're good through Lower Manhattan, but if you go somewhere else. Yeah, it'll be from like 115 to 125, for example. And then from 125 to 140 is another price. Yeah, it's crazy, bro. Yeah, bro. Welcome.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) It's an alert for my easy path. Like, your account is minus, I'm like, yo, vera te cuanto. Re-up, re-up. You're fucked, huh? Is it really? Yeah. Yeah, that's how that shit works. Fucking crazy, bro. And you had it at the bridge too? Yeah, had the bridge too. Yo, the bridge is like $21. No, he took the tunnel, then he got hit in the city, and then he took the bridge to Brooklyn. Why did you do it that way? Why didn't you just cut through standing? No, because I wanted to fucking look at the, I wanted to take a specific route.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I wanted to go see the...(Speaking In Foreign Language) You wanna see the fucking New Year Bowl? No, no, no, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I forgot the name of it. The tree? No, I can't believe this, I've been there. Fuck tree. No, no, no, fuck the tree.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No.(Speaking In Foreign Language) The big ass pigeon? No, no, not the fucking... What face in? Oh, the vessel.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, I wanted to be there. Bro, you could've went to Weehawken and saw it from there. I could've, and I've seen it, but no, I wanted to be there, see everything, and then I went to park after. Where's Bar-K? In Brooklyn. Brooklyn. Brooklyn. I could've, but I wasn't, you know, I took the trip to New York just to see the... The vessel, that's right, that's the tunnel, right? Yeah, it's literally by the Javitset. Yeah, yeah, by the Javitset, yeah. So then I was like, oh, then I was like, yeah, I'm... Then you could go right there, though, man. I'm like, I'm a little hungry, and let's go to park.(Imitates Drum Roll) I'm a little hungry, let me just go deeper into New York. Yeah, fuck it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm sorry, I wanna be you when I grow up. How do you call a fucking perfume bottle just for the bottle? Not for the perfume. He could afford it. Hell no, I cannot afford it, bro. Nah, you can afford it. 2026, we gotta tighten up, we gotta tighten up. Nah, you can afford it. If you could go to New York, you could just a fucking see the vessel meet at Kona.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Ah, you know, yo me voy, I just wake up one day like that. Que rippa Washington, D.C., why? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, de jumbo. Que rippa Florida. Eno a biz, a lina.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I think I wanted to come. Or do quiero comida, patre. Oh, I don't know. Comida patre. Pablo. Mira, turn up at the water because two feet of me is not so true. Ah. Yeah. No, yo, if you come with me, man. Mira, oh. I can't remember. You can't remember. Dios mio. You can't remember. Two feet of me. I don't know. What do you think? How do you think? How do you think? What do you think? What do you think? What do you think the man wants? I don't know, I don't think the man wants.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You gonna have that barbecue spot this Saturday? It made a, oh wait, oh wait. Nah, nah, nah, nah. That get awesome. All right, we could go. I'm down. Oh yeah? We could go. Nah, I'm busy Saturday.(Laughing) He's gonna go by himself. You're three-penny. Y'all gotta run into each other. They be like, oh.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Where we at? You gotta try Jacob's pickles when you go to-- I think I'm in it, an hour 20. All right, I got one more topic and then we could move into the chip. It's the Netflix releasing adult content. What are y'all thoughts about that? Why? Yeah. My main thought is who's gonna be nasty enough to go on Netflix to watch-- How explicit it might be. But like porn. Yeah, but like what porn? It might be like soft core porn. Like soft core. Where you don't really see anything and they're like acting it out. Oh, pixelated type shit. Or that. Because there's no way, there's no way they're gonna pull full blown porn on Netflix. There's no way. Why not? There's no way they're gonna do that shit. But why not? Because you got kids on that. Well, I'm guessing the kids have the kids account, no? They probably might-- Kids don't care, bro. They might add a feature where if you're gonna watch it, you have to put a password into it. That would suck. But still-- Imagine putting a password in your remote. That takes long as fuck. Yeah, but I just-- What if you got a hard on and you're like, yo, I forgot the fucking password, wrong password.(Yelling) No, you ain't forgetting that password. You know what's the new thing. Netflix and stroke it. Yo. Like bro, like good. You're a horny ass dude watching out on Netflix. Yeah, facts. Deeper internet. That means you're paying for it too. When it's free. Damn. You're already paying for Netflix, so it's included already. They might have to upcharge you. But it still means you're paying for it though. The dark Netflix-- I mean, but you already, it came, it came to the way we think about it. They have a name for it. Netflix after dark. You're paying the same price regardless, so it came free and not paying more. But yeah, but like to watch it on it, you gotta pay for Netflix. Well, I'm saying, but they gave it to you now. So it was like, you have Netflix already regardless. It's not like, oh, I'm paying just for the porn. Ooh, I mean-- You still pay for it though. Like you can't watch it without paying it. I mean, didn't we make like the top list of like countries that are spending the most money on OnlyFans or some shit like that? I think the US was number one or something. Yeah, they're there. Yeah. I think it's because we're the most technological advanced country out there. So we got access to everything. The most disgusting. Yeah, with some filthy ass. Nah, I don't know. Nah, we got access to a lot of things. Some of those middle Eastern countries. They got us a do it, no, we there. They're gonna pop up on the, on Twitter. And why they popping up? Of them like cat calling women and shit who literally have nothing out and it's like, bro, what? Like shit is weird. Nah, men in other countries are definitely dogs. I'm pretty here. Bro, like, yo, they really be wearing fucking hijabs and they be like, woo, woo, woo. I'm like, what the fuck?(Speaking Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking Foreign Language) Why you gotta say woo? Why they can't say anything else? The way it'll be. Can't say like.(Speaking Foreign Language) (Laughing) All right, mejente.(Speaking Foreign Language) Hey, mejente.(Speaking Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking Foreign Language) Anyway, while he's doing that. Well, he's getting ready and prepared. What were y'all thoughts about the overall fantasy? That shit was lovely. I said I was gonna take first and I fucking meant it. I mean. It's gotta be more difficult than just picking a game. It's gotta be something to it. Oh yeah. What, you want to make props? Yeah, no, not props, like odds. Like I'm gonna take the minus three. What the fuck? Oh yeah, we can do that. No, hell no. Instead of just picking the overall one. Hell no. And then depending on. At that point, we can fucking gamble. We can do the fucking total points. If you wanna get really. What, fantasy? Yeah, no, like let's say a game between the Chargers and the fucking Patriots or whatever. And you know, over and under for the total points is. Yeah, that's what it is. 40 and a half. Yeah, it's like. You picked the overall or the other one? Yeah. So mix it up, like have like. Like you're not just picking the winner. Have four games of who's gonna win and have two games of over and under. That's so much work. Yeah, that's so much work. Just do over and under. But that's boring. Yeah, because no, it's not boring. Cause now you're not going based on who's gonna win. You're going based off the score. So like if you get some. Oh no, we should really make it even interesting. Pick who's gonna score the first touch, touch them. That niggas just wanna bet. No, no, no. They got a fan doing, they got a draft Kings for that shit. No, no, no, but we're picking it. We're not betting it. Are we doing like actual players or like the team that scores the first touchdown? Oh, if we do players, that'd be harder. Yeah, that'd be way too hard. I don't know. Now we could go from what we just did. We like picked the winner. Or we could just do an actual fantasy league. Yeah, we could. And just pick your players. And that way there's no what Angel had me do to you. Yeah, I was fucked up. Yeah, I wish it would have been closer. It was close, nigga, it was close enough. It wasn't close enough. It was close enough, nigga. I haven't been given by. You won by three. Two, literally two, the number that he needed. The number of games that I won. That's funny. I text Angel, I was like, yo, man, he's probably pissed off right now at me for doing this. I told him, I was like, you should have just picked the teams. And he just L-O-L'd. Admit it, interesting. I was like, shit. What? First game. Lost the first one. The first two wasn't? You won the second one or the-- No, I won. I won on Saturday or something. I started winning. He won the third one. Was it Saturday or-- no, it was a Saturday game. You lost the first one. And then you won the second one. The Broncos won. And then I think the Vikings won. Those were my two wins. They were on Sunday. Are you eating ice cream already? He's getting ready. Bueno, I don't know if this would be able to upload it to TikTok, we shall see. He is doing this out of his own free will. What? He said no, he's not. You are though. You say you love this. I don't even want to be here. I actually want to see this. Got to restrain you. You can't touch your face or your eyes. The thing is close. Hold it for you. You should eat the chip with an ice cream scoop. Hey, no, no, no, no. I gotta wait a minute. I got the timer. You gonna wait the minute? Dios mio, no, no, no. What is that? He got yogurt. He got yogurt, he got ice cream, he got milk. And he got sour cream. Dios mio. I gotta take a thing first. You gotta take a water. Oh, what? That's in for water? No. Oh, man, that's it. What shit is actually hurting? I should have brought you a fucking old members off. That's actually good for all that. Dios mio. Hey, yo. He got everything. Now I'm feeling the nerves. Like I'm not even the one eating it. You wanna do a stopwatch to see how long you last? Nigga, man. Okay, I'll tell you when it hits a minute. Dios man. I need to see it. Where's the chip? I will have it right here. My mosaccia salad, but it's a muchacho. No, no, don't pay now. What's the hot chip? You got it right there. Si anta te, si anta te. But I get that way, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, you won't be in camera. I open it. Is there a glove in there? Take one, take one, take one. You gotta put it on, bro, cause you the one that's fucking in your mouth. You gotta put on the glove. Let me see the box. Cause it has a thing in there. See, I thought that you're blocking the shot now. You either gotta sit down or you can-- That's a small guy. Angel, one minute, it means you're a newbie. Three minutes you're a beginner, five minutes you're a pro, 10 minutes you're a legend. So there my hand, okay, I got some on my finger.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Sit down, sit down, sit down. Man, that's fake. Yo, Wilson, will your phone growl on Ching Hai so we can get a close up for the-- I'm not looking at this shit. So put the timer on. Turn around, turn around.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Aye yo, man, Violet. Look at the camera, look at the camera.(Laughing) Tell me when to start the timer. You wanna get the bucket first and put it in front of you? Yeah, be safe bro. I was always nervous. You don't gotta do it if you don't want to. Now you gotta force me to--(Yelling) Why not? You're doing this out of your own free will.(Speaking In Foreign Language) We gave you the option up, bitch.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) If you want, take a, you don't have to eat the whole thing.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, como esta la mita?(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) I will help you, buddy.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yo Angel, don't eat the whole thing though. Like leave a little piece for us to try. I wanna try. For us to try. I'm not trying. Nah, you don't wanna try this. I will leave a pepa, you're not trying it. Are you gonna try it? I sure as hell ain't. I ain't that, that wasn't trying it. If someone else tries it, I'll try it. You gonna be fine. He's trying to do it. Yeah, yeah, there you go. Yeah, he's trying it, go ahead.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) I worked tomorrow. I worry about myself.(Laughing) Are you gonna try or no? How are you feeling right now? Is your heart beating, nervous? Now he gets more nervous than me. I am.(Laughing) Didn't I say this? You gotta go, I'm gonna feel bad for him. I don't feel bad with the pepa, you know? You feel bad, man. You feel bad. You feel bad. Lead towards the camera.(Laughing) Five, four, all right.(Laughing) All right, 10. Three, two, one.(Laughing) All right, 10.(Speaking In Foreign Language) All right, 10. Yo, open up the ice cream, bro. Have it open. Leave a little piece of it. Have the ice cream open. Nah, he's waiting a minute. No, he's gonna have it open, just don't eat it. He's gonna put his face in the ice cream. Yeah, style it, leave a little piece. Leave a little piece. Y'all making me nervous. You could put it in the glove. But, oh, Courtney, I've been counting. No, no, I'm hoping.(Laughing) He's nervous, it's my first time, I'm shy.(Laughing) How do you sleep through this? All right. All right, excuse me. All right. You want us to open shit for you? Yo, fash, we're opening it. Yeah, pass the sour cream too, to open it. You have it open? Yeah. Okay, so. What does the sour cream do? It's the fat that coats your tongue. You should've brought some ranch too. No, no. I'm not gonna lie. 10, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, Eight. Two, Eight. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I said the timer. He said the timer.(Laughing) Throw the glove away. Yeah. Throw everything away. Wash your hands. So wash your hands.(Laughing)(Speaking Foreign Language) (Laughing) You got 30 seconds. You got 30 seconds.(Laughing) Get that guy back. I don't know why you're a dumbass. You said go wash your hands.(Speaking Foreign Language) Oh yeah.(Laughing) Look, I see hands on the face. La lacha, la lacha, be careful. I can already see you sweating. You're at a minute right now. That's it? Yeah, that was one minute. You wanna go to two? I don't know.(Laughing) The champ. How does he even feel? Fuck off.(Laughing) That's when you know he's serious. That's when you know shit is real bro. Yo, Angel do the ice cream. Fuck the milk, do the ice cream.(Laughing) It's really hot. And let's go, I want to say how hot is it right now? Fuck off. It's a fuck off. Bumba call mother fucker.(Laughing) I, yo. I, yo, wow. Yo. Do you feel better? Or not yet? Oh fuck. No, not yet. Not yet. Oh my God. Is this getting hotter? I did say like it just keeps getting hotter and hotter. He's about to throw up. Nah, you ate the whole thing. You ate the whole thing. No, no, no. No, he said the pizza but now he said-- You thought he thought he was gonna provide. Oh fuck that.(Laughing) I was just like, I already seen it. I don't need to see. Endo, say hi to the viewers. Oh yeah.(Laughing) Welcome to the-- Welcome to Jackass. Welcome to the Bumba Talk Crazy Games. Yogurt. It's not regular or vanilla. Yeah, I'm talking about, he's about to-- No, bro.(Laughing) It's supposed to go this way. A little sleepy. Cover it for me. Yeah, it's happening.(Laughing) Heaven, true it says if it's not recorded.(Laughing) Oh fuck. I only did a minute though. Yeah, you only did a minute. But yeah, still the effects still going through, right? Yeah. That's what they're saying. Bro, take off the sweater. Bro, fuck off.(Laughing) Fuck it, fuck off. It's the easy thing. And you know he's serious. I forced you to do it. Rich, it was your idea. You say about it, I'm gonna be consequent. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. What kind of consequence? Uh-huh. What kind?(Laughing) You're gonna be consequent in direct? No.(Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Why not?(Speaking In Foreign Language) I hope you had a lot of fiber.(Laughing) No, thank God it wasn't me, bro. Thanks fucking God. Yo, Wilson would've fallen. Yo, I would've been fucking crying. Wilson would've fallen. I would've been naked. I would've been naked.(Laughing) I would've taken everything off. Naked, nah. I would've been scratching my balls right here, bro.(Laughing) Come on, let me get you. Yeah, just a little. You're trying not to be naked right now.(Laughing) They dragged their balls on the floor. That would've been me, bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Don't joke on it.(Laughing) This crowd's never felt better.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What the fuck are we doing next year, bro? It's not this, right? No.(Clapping) This is a one and done.(Laughing) Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! One, two, three, four, one. Lord Jesus. I'm just trying to sweat it out. Yeah, pretty much.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You good?(Coughing) She's getting worse at butt. Is it getting worse?(Speaking In Foreign Language) He drinking yogurt.(Laughing) The brother got everything. Bro, I've only been recording for four minutes. Want to take it away? Nah! You want to take it away, brother?(Speaking In Foreign Language) We gotta make sure he's alive. Don't touch your face. Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Bro, were you looking at the trashcan like you wanted to jump in?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh my God.(Speaking In Foreign Language) He making fire angels.(Laughing) Is it getting better or not?(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, that's a no. Yeah. You know that fucking old guy that keeps sending an Instagram? That eats the fucking-- The one that eats the fucking peppers and shit? Yeah. That shit is-- He makes no reaction or anything. Yeah, he's probably used to it. Cause his tongue is probably burnt off. Probably a burnt tolerance for it because there's a lot of people that do that. There's another guy that he does like hot challenges, like all the hottest shit.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh yeah, I know that. Like a younger guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes around eating like the spiciest thing and everybody's menu. Before we send that off, I gotta make sure you're good. You good? No. He's not good.(Burping) Ooh. Don't touch your face. That was good? Ooh. That sounded good. Sounds good. Fuck off. You gonna do the other piece? Yeah, you got some dollars. Kim? No!(Laughing) Don't grab your hat. Turn around for the camera at that point and just show them.(Laughing) Your lips? Bro, your lips! Ah, you're fucking weird. Oh, you're fucked. Oh, your lips. Your lips are gonna be burning. Wait a minute. Do another minute. Do another minute? Okay.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You know I would have bitched out. I wouldn't have even came. Like I would have been crying right now, bro.(Laughing) I would have told you I'm still at work. It's like, "Nah, we'll wait for you."It's cool, homie." Nah, they keepin' me here. We'll wait for you. It's cool. Oh my gosh. You think you would have been able to do the podcast like this? Probably not. What's going through your mind right now? Fuck off. I hate you, motherfucker. I mean, no. It has to be going down because you have to set fuck off in a while. So I think it has been going down. It has. I think he just has a hat. Every time you breathe through your mouth, does it feel like fire coming out of your mouth? Please. Yeah, that's a yes. Check what the fuck he's googling, guys. It might be some scary shit right now. Big Boogie Jamaican.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Look, he ain't even laughing.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Boom, buckle up, motherfucker. Oh my God.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Well, he does a little smile right now. Just in my hand, I got to say I put a piece of you. You had a minute. Three views. Oh, another one. Another one. Another minute? I'm like, this nigga trying to eat another. Why do you like pain? Or torture music? Why do you like pain? You gotta be uncomfortable. You gotta be, you gotta be. Bro, you gotta be uncomfortable. Lip looks red. Your bottom lip looks red. He didn't even know where he's at right now, bro. You're gonna throw up? You're gonna throw up? Tell him you've been through worse. You slept in the wilderness. You slept in the wilderness. Bullshit, bullshit. You've definitely been through worse. Get the worst. No, no, this is the worst. Bullshit. That was voluntary, this is wasn't.(Laughing) That was not, nah, fuck that. That was not voluntary, nigga. Yeah, sorry, everything here was forced.(Speaking Foreign Language) He was not forced. We let you, you should know. I put that chip in your mouth. For real. Ain't nobody tell you to eat it. He opened it though. He opened it. He opened it. Because you told me to. Ooh. Ooh. Ah.(Speaking Foreign Language) Did I say the whole thing? No.(Speaking Foreign Language) Let's finish it.(Speaking Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking Foreign Language) Oh, he was texting her.(Speaking Foreign Language) Yeah, man, yo, man. Pick it up, pick it up.(Speaking Foreign Language) We'll talk for you. Yeah, we'll talk for you. Put on the speaker.(Speaking Foreign Language) All right, let's go. Take us away, man.(Laughing) Say your,(Laughing) (Speaking Foreign Language)(Laughing) (Speaking Foreign Language) We might be back next week. We might not be back.(Speaking Foreign Language) (Laughing) No question though. Why would you buy 2% and not whole milk? Yeah.(Upbeat Music)