EP 42: NJ Snowstorm Chaos – 18" Shoveling & Parking Wars

EP 42 of Bomba'to Podcast is here! We're breaking down the massive Northeast snowstorm that dumped 18 inches on New Jersey – shoveling hell, epic parking spot wars, people throwing buckets/chairs to save spaces, snow plows burying cars, tow truck chaos in New Brunswick, and the never-ending debate: shovel early or wait? Plus snow etiquette fails, why heated driveways cost $15K (luxury!), snowblower recommendations, and wild rants on handicapped parking scams (spoiler: being fat doesn't count 😂).

We also dive into insane Nigerian prison stories (1.1M scam gone wrong), Brazilian steakhouse meat sweats (picanha, garlic steak, lamb chops, tres leches), group outing plans, sauna dreams, and way too many blue pill jokes.

Timestamps:
 00:00 – Intro & disclaimer (Bomba'to!!)

02:21 – Northeast snowstorm recap – 18 inches of hell 

18:41 – August 12 Loss of gravity for 7 seconds! 

22:06 – Dark Matter/Severance discussion 

35:42 – Would it be a red flag if your partner doesn't let you hold money? 

44:06 – Does it matter how much an engagement ring costs? 

51:05 – "Financial Celibacy" New male standard! 

58:13 – Why do people get mad at other people's happiness? 

01:00:12 – Bill Belichick gets snubbed for the first Ballot Hall of Fame. 

01:09:10 – 13 Year old International baseball star gets 7 Million dollar contract! 

01:14:19 – Should Bad Bunny bring on Nicky Jam as a Guest at Superbowl? 

01:28:20 – Has TikTok gone too far with its new terms and conditions? 

01:40:09 – Nigerian prison scam story (1.1M gone wrong) 

01:45:05 – Brazilian steakhouse meat sweats & group outing plans 

01:58:03 – outro 

Full episode here 🔥

https://youtu.be/Wf6v3ocTkEk

If you've battled snow in NJ, fought for a parking spot, or survived an all-you-can-eat steakhouse, this one's for you! Drop your worst snowstorm story in the comments (or wherever you listen), like/share/subscribe, and hit that follow button for more unfiltered laughs and hot takes every week.

Bomba'to!! 🔥⛄
#Snowstorm #NJSnow #Shoveling #ParkingWars #BombaToPodcast #Podcast #FunnyPodcast #NewBrunswickNJ #BrazilianSteakhouse #MeatSweats

Transcript

1:00:00

Warning, the following podcast contains opinions, jokes, and random thoughts that should absolutely not be taken seriously. We're not experts, professionals, or even mildly qualified to give advice. If you're looking for facts, maybe try Google. This is strictly for laughs, hot takes, and good vibes only. Proceed with caution and a sense of humor. And remember, Bomba'to!! Wow. Give me that one. My mother. Yes. Good job. Anyways, anyways, anyways, welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back to another episode of favorite podcast. Bomba'to podcast. Welcome back to episode 42. 42 episodes in this bitch. Ellie, how's going on? What's going on? We're 10 episodes away from reaching a year. Gracias. Nino. What? What's going on? What's going on? Thank you. Thank you for all the views.(Speaking Spanish) Wow. Just click on it. You don't gotta watch. Just click on it. Put it on in the background.(Speaking Spanish) I'm a washes to do the clips Are even here to like play I just like I don't even watch it. I'm editing bro. I don't even was it full What does he parts just keep party just keep I try to do a good job No, man, I got myself say I'm too tired sometimes yet. I'm a little bit bro local. We just speak about Snow cleaning etiquette bro. No clean etiquette after you clean your spot So a for a so I can't I'm like the la cosa I got right a lot closer Want that they want that they want that they Yo, smell we have so, you know for people that don't know the Northeast the East Coast pretty much Had a ton of snow dropped on it This this weekend's past weekend I personally got about 18 inches Oh Yeah, we got a ton of snow this weekend and I did a lot of shoveling. It sucked. Shoveling and people don't know how to clear the streets, clear parking spaces. Yeah, 18 inches. No, I know how to clear your(Laughing) Yeah, 18 inches, bro. Wow. No, well, you can't, no, I'm talking about-- You can't, well, I don't do any heavy. 18 inches is heavy, bro. Yeah, it's heavy, bro. It's a lot of I'm back with shot. Yeah.(Laughing) Yo, do it, do it, do it. No, no, no, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) How's your back feeling?(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) You know, like some heating oil. Nah, that was hard as trying to get the cars out and my wife's car, I had to buy kitty litter to put it down underneath the tires so I could get her car out of her spot. Yeah. That was stuck? Yeah, because she parked in an area where they pile up the snow. Oh, that was very long. Yeah, so to try to get her car out, that was a bitch. Yeah, so. That would make them When did you start shoveling the next day? No, I started shoveling, I started on Sunday. I like made a-- Went on Sunday.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Muitar, muitar, muitar. Eight o'clock, I was already out there doing that(Yells) Eight o'clock, eight o'clock, tapas. No, I was out there, eight o'clock. I did it about three, four times. No, because Sunday was already snow on the ground. I know, I went out at 12. Hell, the I went eight o'clock. On day at 12?(Speaking In Foreign Language) And then Jennifer got called into work, so. I did one. I was out there at three on Sunday, and then I went back out to try to clear as much snow, because they already were clearing the street.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Snowplows. Loco.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Driveway nice and clean up.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Loco. Yeah, bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It was Sunday night too. That was my car. That's why I don't understand shoveling early, because if you do it early, you're gonna have to come back outside and do it again anyway. Yeah, probably. It's just less snow. It's a lot less snow though. But then you're doing the work anyway. It's still less snow, dog. I'd rather do it once, and that's it. I'm outside once, and I'm not coming out. You going outside for 10 hours? Nah, nah. Bro, actually it was a lot. Look, if you look, I didn't touch the backyard. Look at the back, it was literally covered.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Okay. That's a perfect-- No, no, no, that I didn't show myself. he was like, "That's my workout for the day." Yeah, yeah, hey, what? Yo, now, hold on, I gotta ram, because it's not only the snow plows.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Bro, I, can you imagine trying to take my spot? Like yo, get the The first spot that I find over, ahh! Around my complex, I started, everybody that put like a bucket or something, I started picking them chits up and throwing them. Good. Yeah, as well, it's open parking for everybody. It's not my fault your car was there, and you left, it's open. Like, no, no, no, no, no, you know, like, that's the thing, like people don't know, no opinions, no fair.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Look at the Olympia, the driveway. Dude, look at the Olympia. Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What? Just kick him over.(Laughing) And just like, I'll still take his spot, I'll give him a spot. Get the out of the way. That spot is in the street? It's in the street, that's what you're talking about? Yeah, Brian, both me and my-- I will take it. I'll take that Yeah, I'll take that Oh clear spot? Yeah. Right in front of my crib? Yeah, it's pretty metal. See, if I have to wear a single, you're not gonna show You're gonna say,"Chang on, turn around." That's the point. Get the the sign. In front of your house. The handicap Yeah. Yeah. You gotta get a handicap sign. You gotta get a handicap.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Handicap sign. As soon as you-- Handicap sign. There is, if somebody's handicapped. He's not handicapped. I'm not handicapped. I'm not handicapped.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I mean, I'm cold. Yes, I just-- Or you could just gain 100 pounds. No, you can get another 100 pounds and be like, "Oh, I'm handicapped, I'm fat." You need the actual thing. Can we discuss, fat people are not handicapped. Can we just do that out there, right? Can we just start with that Nope, just because you're fat does not mean you're handicapped. You can still walk, you can still masturbate, you can still take a you can still(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, yeah, okay, okay. Weight limit, that's a weight limit for handicapped. You seen the-- You need to be 400. 400 pounds plus. You need to be 400. You need to be taking out the house by a Una, a crane? That was crazy. Oh yeah, that's so, that's so, that's so, that's so. Yeah, yeah, fat people are in a handicap. You need to be at least 500, 500 plus. You can't give yourself self-inflicted handicap. Yeah, you can't do that. Don't be like, "Oh, I'm five hundred, I'm hand-mapped." No, no, no, yeah, I mean, you're just lazy. Just get on the treadmill, put a biscuit up top and start chasing that all right? Like, what the What are we doing here? Yo, you can't lie now.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) I will say that the street people, the ones that plow the streets, them have done a horrible job. Do somebody the journey I have to go on to, to get Emi out of her car, out of the passenger side, just to get her into the school and picking her up.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It was a ton of snow. It was a-- Pero papa. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. I'll speak about where I'm at. There was so much snow that you literally didn't know where to put the freaking snow. Yeah. That was a lot.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Bro, in other countries, they got this figured out.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yo, you in Canada, bro?(Speaking In Foreign Language) And they have-- And they got one to do the driveway. The driveway, yeah. I saw the show. Yeah. What the We need that.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I gotta get your asses outside and do some work out.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) You gotta be right.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Welcome to the neighborhood. So wait, what happened? Did they block you in or what? No, this was talking about any orange. No, that's what I'm saying, that's what I'm saying. me and it was to clear the driveway in the back. Stop there and you say, "Yo, help me out." I don't know, can I borrow it? Oh, you could do it, but then he took it and did it for me.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah. I asked him for more, he didn't even say anything. He was like, "Oh, I'll just give you gas."(Speaking In Foreign Language) He does it for--(Speaking In Foreign Language) He does it for the good of his heart. Yo.(Speaking In Foreign Language) We could've made a lot of money. If my snowblower was working, I would've been plowing. A lot of money, bro. There might've been people that were paying. Just on my street alone, bro. The neighbors that were just paying, like you would see freaking trucks just pull up to the driveway, just get a snowblower.(Imitates Engine) And leave like, them in the street. Y'all be honest, I would've paid somebody to clear my Bro. After a while, me too, bro. Because it was a lot of money. I know this, I seen them post this show, it was hilarious. El Tepo, he was talking about this young kid that was going around, they get shoveling people's driveways. Yeah, El Tepo, he was like, oh, I like your moxie. Blah, blah, blah, blah. He was like, if you clear out all of my neighbors' driveway, I'll give you like $200. And the catch was that he's already, he's a contractor that does that for his neighbors. And he has contracts with each one of them. And each one of them is paying him $1,200. That's insane. So he was like, oh, welcome to capitalism, little or something.(Laughs) (Speaking In Foreign Language) He went to Folacre and they told him, yo, we'll pay you to clear out the front of the store or whatever. And then they refused to pay him, so he started digging the snow back up. Oh yeah, I think I saw that. I would do that too. That's up.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Bro, why?(Speaking In Foreign Language) New York, bro. The cleaners out there,(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, sanitation people. Bro, they will bury your car and keep on moving. They don't give a It's just off though in New York though, because-- Where you gonna put it? Yeah, where you gonna put the car? Where you gonna put the snow? That too. Nah, they got enough parking decks. Nah, not not. Just in Manhattan they do, but once you start leaving Manhattan, there's real--(Speaking In Foreign Language) That's why a lot of people did. Literally the car just so buried that they just left it there and just took the train. So what's the point? Just leave it in the garage for the night and-- that's what I was thinking to do. And if we get more snow, take both cars to a garage, just leave them there. Yo,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Did I say any other video of the tow trucks on Sudan? Nah, what happened? That was crazy.(Speaking In Foreign Language) 10 tow trucks, just taking all the cars, because New Brunswick had no parking on the street. They had the parking deck on Morris, and I forgot what the other two were, open free. Park your car, get it out of the street so that they could clean.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Bro, like 10 tow trucks, that was crazy. Oh yeah, they'll clean up the spots for two. I told somebody, they'll do that. Wild. Bro, I'm telling you, it's crazy, it's crazy, bro. I mean, definitely gonna invest in snowblower for sure. No, not have it. Even if you don't use it for like, it's a year or two. Don't leave gas in it though. That one time. You have it though. Yeah, that one time you need it and you use it, it pays for itself.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah,(Speaking In Foreign Language) You didn't need that much, the one my neighbor-- No, me can hear him though. Guy said he got it for 70. I got my chef for 400. No, he might say he got it for 70. No, he got that used for a That worked though. Yeah, yeah. He did the whole, the whole, the whole street. I gotta go to those like, used stores and just--(Speaking In Foreign Language) heating underneath my-- I gotta go over it. How much? 15 grand. Tow truck, tow truck, tow truck. Yeah, they have like-- 15 grand? The heating coils underneath. 15, one, five? For your little ass driveway? For the heater? That's not bad. Concrete. Think about it, you gotta take the driver apart, put the and then put a new conch on it. At that point, I do a snowblower, because I should-- At that point, do a snowblower, my guy. What the hell, 15K?(Speaking In Foreign Language) All you have to do is go. Flick! And then you stay fat. Yeah, exactly. I don't wanna be handicapped. I don't wanna be handicapped.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'd rather do the work. I'll get out there with my snowblower. I gotta get out there with my snowblower. Mano, you got it until August when you can feel, where you all feel very light.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I was trying to segue into sign-ups, but--(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, bro, it's snowblower for sure. Here, the drivers are expensive. It's nice. It is nice as bro. Expensive. If you got the money-- It's a luxury. It is a luxury. That is what I said.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Your pathway to go to your driveway. Nah. You put it however you want it. The one-- No, but I, technically speaking, the city owns the right of way, the entrance. So I don't think it goes all the way to the edge of the road. What on the bend?(Speaking In Foreign Language) I mean, it might be so close that the driver, because I've seen videos, the driver gets up to 92 degrees. Yeah. So it might be hot enough that it melts the entrance. But my thing is, okay, for example,(Speaking In Foreign Language) you're gonna have to leave that on until the water evaporates. No, yeah, yeah, yeah, just leave it on. That's a couple days. Yeah, but it's not consuming a lot of-- No, it's just, you can do it. They can do, like, run like, like two quarter inch tubing, and just run hot water through it, through the surface. That's what I saw. Recirculate hot water? Yeah. Through the area? But the hot water has to stay high, and so it has-- No, yeah, so you just keep recycling. It has the thing, it has the pump and everything. Yeah, circulating pump, and then, or you can do, like, radiating heat, or something like that. It's a different one.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah. So it's not expensive, it's very expensive, but it's definitely a luxury. I would not, no. I like a snowblower. I feel more, I feel more, I feel more.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) You know, I was actually, I was so, I was so fed up with shoveling that. I was looking at like, buy like a-- I think you went outside like five times. Like, yeah, I was five. Four or so? No, because it was a lot, bro. I was getting a lot.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, it was a lot, bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Ah, oh.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh, yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh, yeah, oh, wow. Gillo. Wow. Gillo, I'm not talking about money. You don't have that much. You have a lot. I do. You don't have that much? Nah. he has no sidewalk. I have a whole sidewalk. My driveway is longer. His driveway. My driveway is twice as long.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I put some salt down.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, and I didn't clean the whole driveway. I cleaned three quarters of it, of the way. Because I didn't have room to put the snow. Powdered my back there. So, that's but yeah, I was so fed up shoveling. I was looking at like Bobcats, like mini, mini, like,(Laughing) Fierce and bro. I was like, I was like, I was-- Red One. Yeah, I was like, yo, Home Depot, where you at? I was looking about to go Red One. I was so pissed. I was so tired of shoveling. I was like, nah, snow blower next time, for sure. Snow blower. Have you heard about the August 12th event that's supposed to happen?(Speaking In Foreign Language) What is that? So, there's been a post going around, okay, on August 12th, that for seven seconds, we're gonna lose gravity. And that Deacon NASA's been planning for that-- Y2K all over again. For this specific event, but from just doing like research and like that, like they were saying that for that to happen, it has to be like an anomaly. And if it was to happen, like it would create so much chaos because pretty much everything-- Would just go haywire. Yo, you read the headlines again, bro? What is this, bro? I did research, Oh! Oh, they debunked it. No, they debunked it because they were saying that Deacon NASA was planning for this and they were spending like 80 something million dollars on like a prevention plan for it. But looking more into it, they were like, that's Like gravity can go, can turn it on and off. Yeah, what the hell? What would you do if it didn't have any gravity? You can't do to what I want. No, but I'm like-- I probably gonna have to throw snow. Yeah! Why that snow's gonna fall upwards instead of-- Yeah, it'll be floating, no gravity. How the hell will we move around? Whoo! Yeah, exactly, exactly. Hey, come on, come on, move. Yeah, but without gravity, you'll just keep going up and up and up and up. Yeah. You have to fucking tie like something. It's all right. Well, now you put like a jet pack. You can't even put anything heavier around yourself because that's gonna not have any gravity either. Well, just be pulling a jet pack or something. I don't know, help you propose or something like that. Like the Jetsons. Bro, you imagine that some shit like that really did happen. Like one day you're just fucking walking and next thing you know you're just-- Yo, where the fuck am I going? If it's seven seconds, that's all right. seven seconds is a lot.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Seven seconds, everything, everything loses gravity. I know.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Anything that's heavy. Yeah, I understand. And then after the seven seconds, depending on how high that shit goes up. I'm not saying it's not-- Imagine if the ocean flips for seven seconds. It's what? Imagine if the ocean flips for seven seconds. You know we don't know how deep the deepest part, like we haven't been able to explore.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Five percent, baby. I mean. Five percent? That's the number that they say that they've explored the ocean. Imagine that, 95% unexplored. What fun things would you do with no gravity? I'll take a shit. Imagine. You take a shit, that shit hit you in the face.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You can push it out. You can push it out, it just be floating. You're gonna be fighting it though. Yeah, literally.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) You be like, you come out and just starts trying to go back in again. Going up your butt. Yeah, imagine that shit.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Bro, it would be crazy. Telling you. It'd be crazy. You finished watching Dark Matter yet or what? I'm still on the last episode. I haven't had time to finish it. I know that it's gonna be fucking crazy because of the fucking episode before the last episode. I was so fucking confused.(Laughing) I was so fucking confused. And I'm like, so wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Who's who? Who's who? Who's who? Who's who? That was me, yo. Bro, I had to rewatch it. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? I was locked in, baby. And I still didn't know who was who. Yeah. They will get you, they will get you. That was a good show. No, it is. I'm waiting for this shit to come back though. Well, I'm in Severance. That last episode fucked me up. You finished it? Yeah. Ah. That shit fucked me up.(Laughing) It's funny, they did, when the last season came out, they did like a little-- That promotion thing? Yeah, and then Central Station. Where they were in like a box? Little box and they were just typing like nothing was happening. That shit is crazy. Well, yeah, it's there or no? What? Severance? I had thought about it. I was talking to them. What is Severance? So-- Yo, Smio.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yo, Smio. You want me to ruin it or you want me to just give you the overall gist of what it is? Give me the-- Hey, no, what's up, man? You can ruin that shit because I may watch it in the summer. All right, so made up. Angel, you still miss the role, but you see I haven't watched it. No, I'm not. I'm glad I missed the song. So, there's a company called Lumen and they have a subdivision that's called the Severance. Where they implant a microchip in your brain that separates your, kind of like your conscience, between your outside person and then you have an inside person. Eenie and Audi. Yeah. And once you enter that building, you lose all recollection of your outside person. And then when you're in there, you're a different person. You're two different people. Once you leave the building, you go back to being your outside person. So, you never know what each one is doing. So, as they go, there's a whole bunch of shit that happens in between and there's that ethical dilemma of like, you're creating life without consent, pretty much. I mean, but I thought also that, you know, if you're the devil's advocate, you're creating a more efficient person because now they're all focused on work. Yeah, but all right. Because nothing is affecting them. The overall reason why these people agree to this though, is because the outside world is trash. It is trash. Like they're just miserable. Yeah. They don't wanna have any recollection of the outside world. Because imagine their actual life and just them working, there'll be a total mess. My thing is, is that like the Eenie is like, they never leave the building. Because if you think about it, once they step into the elevator, they're stepping right back in, which is fucking crazy. It's like you're literally forcing somebody to work forever. And like the fucked up shit is, is that-- Isn't that life right now though? No. Oh, at least you go home. You go home and you have some kind of recollection of what you do and you, you know-- But I'm saying you work forever. But not like how they're doing it. Yeah, you gotta watch it. This is like a second, you step in the elevator and as soon as that shit closes, it opens right back up. Like nothing happens, oh, another day. Another day, another day. I want you to take for y'all to do it. Like think about it, you're at work and you never go home, it's like that. You're constantly working. You feel like that sometimes? Nah. Listen, you're not there right now. You just would understand but I'm still working. We kind of have-- I'm over here going through my head like, yo, what am I gonna do? We kind of have like, like that, that in a way, can I have that developing, that severance concept with Elon Musk's company, Neuralink, and the chips that he's like implanting in people and he's doing it for different reasons for now. He says, right, that he's carrying people that are blind, he's making them, they can see again and carrying different things in the brain and stuff like that. Is it disabled people? Yeah, yeah. Do you think that that's the future? What? Getting shit implanted into people? Yeah. Yeah, it's gonna go down that route. That's crazy. Tell another deal. The shit, the question that I wanna ask you guys, because this, I had a, like me and Milly had a full blown conversation about this. In regards to like the inner relationship between the Ennies, for instance, what's this guy's name? The old guy, with the other old guy that they were having, that they were, huh? The two old guys that they were having like a relationship with each other and the same thing with-- Oh, must he? Irving and Burt. Yeah, and then also, oh my God, the chubby guy. Dylan. Dylan, when his wife comes in,(Speaking Foreign Language) The war. Perseason. The war. Different. No, the fuck you're not. Damn. What's your Mr. Robot, everybody? I'm gonna say I'm watching this and I'm gonna go back to that one.(Laughing) (Speaking Foreign Language) In general, in that situation, like is that considered cheating? Yeah. That was the dilemma on the show. What the hell? So you have, take you for an example, right? No, no, no, don't take me for anything else. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Yeah, thank you. This is what's crazy, this is what's crazy. Take you for an example, right? You have part A and part B. Giggity giggity. Part A has his family, his wife, and kids. Part A doesn't know part B, and B doesn't know about A. So you got part A, family, kids. You got B-- Who doesn't know that? Doesn't know he has a family. Who's going around at work? No. He's just working. But his wife, his part A wife, comes to visit him. But he doesn't know he has a wife. That's the thing. Oh, like in her bingo. Yeah, exactly.(Laughing) In source of the movement, that's what's reaction. No, he's not in the part A part B. She don't got an A in an Audi? No. She's just an Audi? She's coming from the outside world, to the inner world. To meet him. To meet him. He's meeting her for the first time. Wait, how the hell is he gonna agree to her coming to work? He doesn't know. Well, how did that happen? He got special--(Speaking In Foreign Language) Because after, fuck what was it? It was after the whole entire situation where they actually were able to get out. And he gave him special privileges. You see what happened? What's another good show? I mean, I'm supposed to be got a lot of good shows, man."Borbiz" is another one, which is crazy. I think there's another one about this finance dude who loses his job. And then he starts like, he lives in a rich neighborhood and then he started stealing from all his neighborhoods, all his neighbors and shit. I forgot the name of it. That's like "Phone with Dick and Jane."(Speaking In Foreign Language) Look it up, "Apple TV Show." Apple TV show, Apple TV show. The one that I wanna watch this on Apple TV is "Shrink" or whatever it's called where they go small. It's based off of that movie. Honey, I Shrinked the Kids? No, no, no, it was a recent movie. That's a good guest though. Yeah. Okay. It was, not, but they literally have a small society of shrunken people. It's crazy. Yeah, see? You were supposed to sci-fi shit. Oh, Apple's this shit right now. I know, that shit fucked up. Apple's this shit right now, bro. Apple's this shit right now. I remember the "Commedia." There's comedies on there."Tat Lassos" now, he's in there."Tat Lassos" a great one. I was watching, I'm rewatching "George Lopez." Bro, that show would've gotten canceled in the first fucking season. Mind you, it was only six episodes.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I know, and he backed the boondocks. The boondocks wouldn't have made it past episode one. Boondocks. That show was different. Woo! The boondocks. The boondocks. That was delicious. Bro, delicious, the Popeye situation. It was ahead of his time, you think? It was. The funniest episode was when they did the "What If" with Martin Luther King. A bad event. And he came back.(Laughing) Talking about "Crazies" here, you're not making any of "Jackass" movie? You serious? Yeah. They're making no scary movie. Yeah, I'm ready to watch. I feel like they're, they're, I don't know. They just continue like-- You know what the problem, I feel like people just don't give new creative movies a chance. That too.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I mean, I mean-- Look at that moment last week, it's too much repetition, people not paying attention. And then when something like, let's say like movie watch, something like"Cynters" comes around. I was just thinking that. Right? Something like "Cynters" comes around, it's like, oh shit, it's something different. I like it, it's a good movie. Or something like the, what is it, the maid, whatever I think it was that came out? The housemaid? Housemaid. That was a good movie too, you know? There's good movies just-- You saw that? Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It just be like-- I saw it, it was good. But the shit that goes back to what he's saying, when they find something that's like out there, they milk the shit out of it. Because "Cynters", the director, he was like, yo, I'm not making a sequel, but the fucking studio, they're like, we gotta make more, we gotta make more. Because they're like, it's a hit and people liked it. Yeah, but it was like, if you make sequels and prequels and all this shit, it's like, they're gonna-- La Vadanyan. It's gonna ruin the movie. It's gonna ruin the actual first movie. You gotta, people gotta be happy with just a story. One movie, like a movie is just, you can't follow. You can't follow. Yo, it's a show, man. You can't follow, you can't.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I had a burp. I pulled, yeah. And I'm trying to hold it in. Oh.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Y'all seen "Fast and Furious", right? Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) A better thing. That's what I'm getting. I'm a fast, I love them all.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I stopped loving them when them niggas went to space. Yeah, and stop. I was like, "Bam."(Speaking In Foreign Language) I don't know.(Speaking In Foreign Language) And then Vin Diesel, no. Yeah. And then Vin Diesel became a fucking, the secret agent, fucking the strongest secret.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What's about it? What makes it so "Fast and Furious" now? Yeah. The movie was originally-- All the stunts. The movie was originally-- About racing. About racing. They do racing. Now they're racing around the world. Yeah, exactly. They're racing. From planes, trains, buses, tolamines. Oh yeah, they ruined the whole. Yeah. At the Rockies, con yo. They thought they gonna shrink themselves and go into a multi-version shit. Like, wow. I'll be honest, I only watched my movie "Fast and Furious". What was that?"Fast and Furious". Not what it meant. No, when Paul Walker died. Why? Seven or-- Oh, I saw that, that made me cry. That's the only one I've seen. I actually sat down and saw it. That made me cry. That's why I want all his car lines. If I have the money, I'm gonna buy all of them. Ah, let's make this work. Man.(Laughing) (Speaking Foreign Language) I'm realistic.(Speaking Foreign Language) To share.(Speaking Foreign Language) For eso quiego, my tips.(Speaking Foreign Language) We're putting some claws in the cockpit. No, I'm getting a Lord of the Cape audio.(Laughing) I'm getting a Lord. I'm getting the lawyer of the lawyer. No, I'm getting--(Laughing) I'm gonna walk in here like-- I'm gonna put this whole video on. I own this shit. Get out.(Speaking Foreign Language) Well, it's like I live here. I own this shit too. Get out. If we ever get a buyout deal, make sure that you don't do like-- Don't let him in. Yeah, no.(Speaking Foreign Language) Bro, this dude.(Speaking Foreign Language) 12 month.(Speaking Foreign Language) Like where am I?(Laughing) All you see is a screen where Angel's smiling. They own you now.(Laughing) I'm like, you get the same thing Angel. Like, don't worry about it. Nobody buy you. That's in the few of yours, man. I love that shit. I love it. I ain't gonna lie. When them shits first came out and going to the movie theaters to see them, bro, it was like an experience. Like everybody was in there hype as fuck. Yo, I remember the fourth one. Yeah, I went with my dad, bro. And the last thing I had in mind was that scene where they walk into the club. Oh no, when they were in the, no, when the scene where they were in DR and the movie theater was just full of Dominicans. And all you heard was,"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh." I'm like, yo. Somebody can't take us nowhere. We were presenting everywhere. Ah, somebody not allowed to eat that. Too fast, too furious.(Laughing) Oh, good times. Yolata una pragunt. I need a skyline in my life. What's up? If you ask your partner to borrow money, it doesn't get no. What's your reaction? Or they tell you, like, why are you asking me for money? What is the money? Like don't you got your own money? No, no mea ca pruego. All right, so mea ca praguntana. No, I got a better question. Does my partner have the money to give it? Yes. Okay. Oh.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What was your question? I'm with Elvis. I'm with Elvis here.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I think his question was, what is the money for? Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Uh-huh, I had one of us that you don't got it. That's true. Uh-huh. Don't get it hurt. That doesn't mean. Yo, you know what, talk about that. You never up all the time. I start giving myself a haircut. I can't do that shit. Yeah. I can't. I tried, I tried. It is the skin color. We can't do that shit. I tried one time. That shit came out. Yeah, I did that shit on my dad once. I cut him up. Not your dad gave me a haircut one time and I was like, you never again. Bro, I cut him up. My dad used to give us a haircut growing up. He'll put the number one on it and just fucking bust. All around? All around. That ain't bad. No line up, no nothing. Every kid is there. No line up, nothing. Economical. Economical. Economical. Every kid gotta grow up like that. Economical. Those kids, me and my brothers. No, but in all seriousness. I put a good accent today. I got good hair anyways. In all seriousness, what would your reaction be if your partner was like, no? You cut my blind. Why do I need to? If you ask your partner to borrow money and they say no, what's your reaction? I fuck with you anyways. If it's for cut, I'll be all right. No, no, no. Oh yeah. No, no, no, we gotta take it up a notch. No, I'm gonna take it up a notch. No, I'm trusting you. I'm trusting you. You ain't gonna take it up by enough. You ask them for the money and instead of being like, here you go, they disrespect you and say like, why are you asking me for money? Don't you got money? You're looking like a bum right now. Like what type of man are you to not have $80? I'd be like, damn, you right, baby. Let me go sell some drugs. I'm taking it. What am I saying? Yeah, you damn right I won't. Like what would your reaction be? Like if you're the type of person, my mother say, that whenever they need something, you give it to them right away. But when you need it. Damn, that's what I thought. No, no, I'm extremely panicked. Yeah, me too. We don't need that. Yeah, exactly. I'll go around the house, be like, yo, black garbage bag. So, so, so. We don't need this. Would that be like a deal breaker for you in that situation? I don't know fucked up. If I buy you things, right?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Like that's not why I buy you things. But if I ever have the need for something and it's at your disposal and you just disrespect me like you said, that's fucked up. Yeah, what you doing in that situation?(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) I would feel some type of way. I'd be like, yo, for real? Yeah, for real. Like that, like that, like that. No, I'm saying like, for real, like you really gonna sit here and, you know, disrespect me whenever I'm good and you need something, I'm giving it to you. And you can't let me borrow $80.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, like, yo,(Speaking In Foreign Language) That's what's hard about these questions. It's hard to answer these questions because you can't put, it's not like you can't just put yourself in a situation. Yeah, nah, that's a fucked up situation. It's like, I'm putting myself in a situation with my wife now, I'm like, yo, what if she were to do that right now? I'm not gonna leave her. You're not, but you would feel some type of way. We don't feel a type of way though, for sure. I mean, At that point, you're gonna be like, aight, if we gotta join the count, I'm taking my half. You take whatever you got in there. You're not gonna shit it, but like, yo, you would be petty for a couple of days, like yo. Now you be mad as fuck. Cause at that point you're like, bro, like, aren't we partners in this?(Speaking In Foreign Language) But then as it becomes like a snowball effect, then you start questioning everything. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And then at that point, it's like, why are you together? If you go on that route. I don't care, bro, I'm married. I'm never leaving. I'm not leaving her, she's not leaving me. Even if you got to that point where you're watching each other's money? No, I'm fucking handcuffed for something in the house. She's not going nowhere, bro. Yeah. She's not going nowhere. And vice versa, I'm not going nowhere either. So you're just gonna handcuff each other? Yep, exactly. We could do anything. Sit together. We could do anything. Exactly.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Here we go.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) We're indebted to your son. Bro, I'm not gonna lie. I can never see her doing that to him. No, it don't matter. No, but like you say, don't say it's not his habitat.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You can't say that he can do it, but you can do it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow, you're sweet. Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Not hypothetical, like if you like, La Mujeña.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Are you gonna have to? We're never happy by the way. You're gonna, no, no, no, no, no. Y'all give me Chef for Shane's shit. It will never happen by the way. No, no, no, no, no. Y'all give me Chef for Shane's shit. Oh.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yo, he's not blinking, bro. No, that's not what it is. That's one of yours. It's a problem right now. It's not gonna happen to me. It's not gonna happen to me. It's never gonna happen to me though.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You're in the situation.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What you gonna do? I'm not leaving. You gonna handcuff her? Yeah, I'm not leaving. Yeah, you gonna handcuff yourself? She doesn't wear like, Tyrone. I'm not.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Tyrone. No, I ain't. No, imagine bro, like that dude from What's Up.(Laughing) Hey, my name is Tyrone. No way, is it Tyrone? Remember from the old vines? My name is Tyrone. I'm here to fuck your wife. Mom's a style. I'm here to fuck your bitch. Yes. Mom's a style. What is that? Yo, yo.(Laughing) He's like, what's your plan? He's like, oh.(Laughing) He just dive him up and he just leaves. Angel. Angel. Just make sure. Good job, homie. Just make sure. Good job, homie. At least by 12 o'clock because I gotta wake up early in the morning.(Laughing) Take her to this restaurant. She likes this place. Yeah, the divorce is not an option at all. Especially the way we got married. We ain't say divorce.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So what are you implicating? No, you're the brother of the guy. Do what's said. You're the brother of the guy. I mean, you could-- Go to couples therapy, figure this out. I mean, you could do that. I mean, we could do it right after that. Do what? I think it's wild.(Laughing) Next question, yeah.(Laughing) That's the best man. Imagine you're like, you're like, you're like, hello, hello, hello. Is anybody home? Why does it feel like this store room? More room? Click, click.(Laughing) She gets up, a little Hot Wheel car falls out and shit.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Why? Yeah, why?(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's a bit of that, wow. So we're never gonna go back. So just adding on to this. So there was a, no, I'm gonna just ask the question. So like engagement rings, wedding rings. Yeah, yeah, yeah, wedding rings.(Speaking In Foreign Language) The wedding ring, the engagement ring.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You don't tell her that it's from Walmart. You get married, do everything. She finds out it's from Walmart. The ring? Yeah. And she starts arguing with you and says that she wants a divorce because of that. Because of the ring? Yeah. What you doing there?(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) You gotta make sure that he's good. She would never do that. She was the one asking me, like don't spend that much money on the ring. She was like, you know. It's the hypotheticals. Oh, hypothetically peaking.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I wanna see what came in. Will you propose with the picking? No, no, no, no, not the. The fucking lollipop, fucking ring pop. Will you propose with the ring pop? I'm saying if I don't have the money for it. Would any girl accept a proposal with the ring pop? That's some hood ass shit right now. A ring pop, that's a little too much. But $250 rings. 50? Yeah. Two for 50. No, two for 50. Two for 50, yours and hers.(Speaking In Foreign Language) A little wedding band and then her ring.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Hey, Ma, two for 20. Shouldn't it be the, the, the, the, the, the. Can I get a plastic one? From the 20, from the vending machine. Yeah, like fucking, like this fucking. There's people that do that. I have a question. Do girls, when you make a proposal, do you actually go and test that shit out though? Okay.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You proposed? Yeah. I didn't. You proposed? I didn't. Oh no, she knew where it came from though.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Cause she has to go get it inspected every six months. What the hell?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) They inspect and make sure that it's good. The main diamond fell out.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, they fuck you up.(All Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) It happens.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, that's true, cause like my wife's wearing. Any little tap, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Like, oh, Paco. And I was like, literally I gave her like a box. Like, here's everything for it. The certificates,(Speaking In Foreign Language) even a cleaning kit for it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) She never open it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So I grab it, literally I spray the foam. There's like a little like, little like, soft bristle, like little brush. And I start brushing it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) And she was like, oh my God, it's so shiny. I'm like. So the jewelry store that I got it from, they do the life warranty. So you have to go every six months, they clean it. They like to make sure everything is good. After she did the, she did it last time, she was at work and I guess they didn't like check it good. So the main-- They swapped out the diamond. The main diamond fell out. Yeah, they swapped the diamonds for sure. So she had to go back. They do that. They redo it and they fixed it. They put it back in and it's good now. Yeah, where you got it from? I'm gonna say. Why not? I went to the jewelry store. No, I went to K's. Every K's begins. Me and Rosie went together to get the rings.(Speaking In Foreign Language) But wait, you went to get your wedding bands or? Wedding bands, yeah. Oh yeah, we went together. Yeah, but like the-- I never proposed, I never got married. I just got married. Yeah, we went to get married. Actually.(Speaking In Foreign Language) There's no point in proposing.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I proposed. No, I'm saying he should-- Mine was fucked up, mine was fucked. Mine was like, no. So we were at her parents' house and I was trying to do the proper thing. So we're gonna ask them for the permission to-- They're gonna marry. Yeah, they're gonna marry.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I had like a whole speech prepared.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm so serious.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Yo, what?(Laughing) What? Bro, oh my God, I was so nervous. Yo,(Speaking In Foreign Language) And then literally we went back to the house and I was like, I had to wriggle my fucking foot so long at that point, I was like, I'll fuck it. She was drinking water, I just probably was like, will you marry? Hey.(Laughing) She almost choked, bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, pretty much, she almost died.(Speaking In Foreign Language) But she said yes, but she said yes. By the way, that morning was an inside joke. There's a video out there about a guy fucking a-- You ain't gotta explain that. You ain't gotta explain that. You can't explain the joke. No, no, no. Never explained the joke. That was actually pretty good, that was good. That's what I'm saying, it's like, I'm not making fun of nobody, you know, that's a video.(Speaking In Foreign Language) He's hearing this, yeah, oh yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Will you ever learn sign language? Will you ever learn sign language? It's hard. It's hard. I took a semester of it, just to complete my career. What you remember from-- Nada, nada, nada, nada. I think-- I love you. No, so maybe not.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow.(Laughing) So there's a new trend going around, it's called financial celibacy, for guys. Hell is that. So you know how girls, they're like, oh, you know, I'm celibate, I'm not gonna give you nothing, da da da da, but they want the guy to spend money on them. So the guys are saying, hey, if you wanna do that, then I'm closing my wallet on you. Like, what are your thoughts on that? Do you think that that's a good thing, you know, setting standards?(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm so sorry. I was thinking about something. He's looking at you the whole time, too, bro.(Laughing) He's thinking about the words he forgot when he was trying to propose. All right. So you know how girls now have the standard of saying, oh, that they're not gonna give it up because they don't wanna look like hoes. Okay, okay, okay. So now guys are coming back and saying, oh, since you wanna act like that and want me to spend my money on you, I'm gonna close my wallet and become financially celibate.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So what are your thoughts on that?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Is this something that, you know, is a good thing for girls that have standards, or is it just something that, you know, is gonna-- You know what we need to do? Let's hear from the 12. Go ahead. We're gonna ask, well, our wives, your girlfriend, your girlfriend, can we get a pass just for one night just to see what the dating scene is like outside? I don't want to. No, but hear me out.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Hear me out, hear me out, hear me out. I just wanna be better prepared to answer these questions. It's scary out there. Because I don't know what these girls are like. You're talking from the same guy that just said-- But no, I wanna be able to fully answer the question because I can't put mentally, I can't be there because I don't know.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, you know.(Laughing) I just wanna be prepared.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I just wanna be prepared. We won't wait for the answer, go ask. Bro, I've seen enough videos to realize that like--(Speaking In Foreign Language) Like I've seen-- I'll call it right now, man.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Not even on my, I've seen so many videos of just like these women nowadays, not saying that all of them are like this, but they live like this.(Speaking In Foreign Language) They have like this fantasy world. Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh, like this is like a professional-- Professional here, wow. The neighbors, sorry guys, sorry guys, up top neighbors, no idea.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) If I what?(Speaking In Foreign Language) If I shave it? I heard, I heard, we shave it. How do you shave it?(Laughing) That's a question, that's a question, right? That's gotta be tricky. Have you? No, I mean-- You can't shave your butt hole. Yes we can. You can't do it yourself. No way.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You have a wall. But then you're gonna have to pop a squat. No, you spread.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I didn't even wanna think about it. Why would you wanna shave your butt hole? Wouldn't it be uncomfortable when the hair grows back? Like, wouldn't you be like itching shit? Bro, I wouldn't be. No, but you probably like-- I know that like, if you shave like your--(Speaking In Foreign Language) We are trying to make money, right?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Would you get hair in your nipple braces?(Laughing) That I flipped it. I'm anywhere.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Anyway, anyway, anyway. All right, all right. What the fuck are you doing? Wow. No, there has to be somebody to put the train back on the track.(Speaking In Foreign Language) He brought up a topic about saying, having a one night pass to see how-- To be prepared.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) For what he asked? No, no.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) You open the recklessness. You open the recklessness. No.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) I'm gonna respond to what he said.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You better-- No, no, no, no. Yeah, do it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) We don't want that hot though. Hey, make sure I say it. No, no, all right, all right. What? Would you what? Would that be hot or not?(Laughing) Will you keep going? I know. What? If you shave your bum. No, if you start doing the mamam.(Laughing) You be like, wait, let me, this is torture. No, no. Oh, you were like, oh, she liking it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) How would you know?(Speaking In Foreign Language) How would you know? Huh? How would you know? Right? She rides it on a beach.(Laughing) I'm like, stop. Stop.(Speaking In Foreign Language) All right, all right, back to the topic.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So just going back to what you were saying about the one pass. What are we doing here? I just, like I said, I just wanna be prepared to answer these questions because mentally, I don't know. I don't have the--(Speaking In Foreign Language) I don't have the experience to answer the questions. I don't know. So from watching videos, like just like people recording like dating videos and just like how certain people act, it's scary out there. I don't have the patience. Because a lot of, because there's a, I won't say that all women are like that, but there's a lot of them that they're just fucking out there to just fucking take advantage of me. Yeah. There's this dude that goes to like different bars and beaches, I think is something, but he's a small dude. And he goes, just he just goes to girls and ask them these random questions. And like the amount of girls that-- Oh, the Spanish looking dude? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Jakego. And Jakego, hey. Oh, I know you're talking about. He just, I just asked the randomest question and,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Can I kiss you? Can I go down on you? The toy. Yeah, they got all the muhayreh that be having boyfriends and just, fuck. Yeah, I don't give a fuck, fuck it, yo. That's a culture. Sadly, it's a culture. There was one that that shit, it was scary that the guy, he went on a date with a girl. They went on a date, they went back to his place. He kissed her once. And then like a few days later, he woke up with like, like his whole mouth was burning. He started having like cold sores and shit. I was like, bro, that is crazy out here. It's nuts out there. Thank God I'm married. It's not about nature, bro. It's not about nature. Y hablando de marriage, Desmond.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Fuckin' people.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow, it's scary.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Why is that, bro? Perate, why? Okay. He fucked up, right? I led you, we didn't know what happened. I led you. I led you, right? We didn't know the business, right? So I go paso and they're no longer together, right? And the dude looks happy, come.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow, creativity coming. You know, juices are flowing and shit.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh my God, why you being so happy? Blah, blah, and like just mad at him for--(Speaking In Foreign Language) But see, he looks happy, bro. Like--(Speaking In Foreign Language) They can't see other people happy. Bro. It bothers them. Like those probably were the ones that were like, you know, praying for their downfall. Oh, of course. At the same time. It's always like that.(Speaking In Foreign Language) But wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) How would you feel in that situation? And they come up to you like, why is he so happy?(Speaking In Foreign Language) You live a life.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I love you. Bill Belichick. The way I would've seen him. No Hall of Fame, get snubbed. Bullshit! That's what I'm saying. Bullshit! And then I'm gonna also add my main man, Eli Manning, getting snubbed too for the second year. Twice. Listen, again, I'm not a-- Eli, I'm 50-50 on it. Why they see, I'm gonna give you this. His numbers are there, bro. I honestly, I don't know. You know, that's why you guys know him more than I do. He's in the top 15 in a lot of quarterback caps. Okay, they should be in the top. His numbers are there. My thing is, somebody is just fucking stupid, right? How you not gonna put that man in first ballot? He's the winningest coach in NFL history. Like, that was the same thing, yo, not for nothing. Eight Super Bowls, right? Not because, not because I'm a-- Nine appearances. Look, not because I'm a-- He got eight ranks, right? Six. Six?(Speaking In Foreign Language) That's fucking six ranks, bro. Not because of-- That's most, there's a lot of franchises. Yeah. Listen, not because I'm a Derek Jeter fan, but it was the same thing when he wasn't unanimous. What the fuck?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Same thing with Ichiro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Like, bro, why you gotta hate? Yeah, that's the thing. Like, you just being an asshole for what? We gotta get the emotions out of this, people voting, bro. No, the Paul Mista is anonymous, too. Yeah, they need to put the names behind-- Put your name on that shit. How are the football voters, how did they become a vote? I should have known. Because I know what baseball is, the writers, right? Well, that shit is like a small, that shit is like a cold, bro, because it's like a secret organization of people. It's whoever is like the most-- That's what I'm saying, like, at that point, they were saying, because it's punishment for all the shit that he did, like Spygate and the Flee gate, the Hamela, and I'm like, bro, like-- If the NFL didn't punish him, well, he fucking did it. If that's the case, Brady can't go in for the ballot. If they can hold that against him. That's true, bro. They're not gonna do it, though. They're not gonna, that's what I was-- They're not gonna do it to him, though. I'll put money that they're not gonna do. If that's the case, they're not gonna-- I'll cooperate it for the ballot. They're not gonna do it to him, though. If they do it to him, I'll be surprised to do it to him. So is the vote-- So the voters are mostly longtime NFL media members. Yeah. So one-- I feel like it's just-- Old people don't know what the fuck they do. Old people that wanted to make this, like that's the only, that's how close it can be to being a pro athlete, is just being involved in it that way. They just won their fucking five minutes of fame and people talking about-- But I got something on the mic. No, but you know, it came out, you know, the stories about who, like they were saying, this one person, fuck his name, was going around to all the other voters, and was like saying, "Don't vote for him,"don't vote for him because he needs this penance "for all the shit that he did, he might not see him." Like, bro, take your emotions out of it. I was listening to the radio, and I think it was an ESPN writer that said, "Yeah, I voted for Belichick." And I think it was a Post, a Washington Post or the Athletic one. He was like,"Mind you, the vote was like a week ago, "two weeks ago?" He was like, "Yeah, I don't remember if I voted "for Belichick or not." That's his response. So he did it.(Laughs) That was pretty easy, Emily, you will remember. So for them to get inducted, you have to get 40 out of 50, he got 22. That is great, you see now that is crazy. Cause it wasn't even close. But then Robert Kraft, he got the votes. I got the check for that one, I didn't see that one. I think he's in there. Owners can go into the fucking Jerry Joneses in there. But Jerry Joneses don't see a penance. America's team. America's team. More like America's toilet. Make the most money. Make the most money, they suck. They still make the most money. They still make the most money. Which is crazy. So he is in the Hall of Fame. Robert Kraft. He got voted this time with the 20s. And 18. Oh, okay. So that's crazy. All three of them, you need to go into the fucking Hall of Fame. My thing is. Belichick, Brady and Robert Kraft. But that's the thing, even with Spygate, with Belichick, don't they all do that anyway? Yeah, that's the fucking thing, cause they're saying all the teams actually do that. It just, the Patriots assistant was dumb enough to get involved. It's almost like the same shit was stealing signs in baseball. Like it's all legal. Whoa, no, nothing. You just don't have a trash can hanging that shit. Like stealing signs in a game over tipping your pitches. Yeah, like-- Yeah, that's normal, that's part of the game. Like Brady himself was deflating footballs. Yeah. Brady himself was doing that. Belichick was doing something that the league does all the time. If you let me get away with it, I'm gonna keep doing it. Until you tell me I can't do it anymore. But I have a feeling that they're not gonna give the same treatment to Brady just because of who he is. But that's fucked up. The goat. That's fucked up. It is goat-alicious. It's also because he's not, he wasn't nice to the media. So people-- I just-- He's like the poster child for the fucking NFL. I just think that they should eliminate writers from being, or the media from being the votes. We had to have AI vote for this shit. I was just about to ask. You need to have AI. Or do like they do for the All-Star games. Let the fans vote. No, I'm not a fan. No, no, no, no. Hell no, it'll be a popularity contest too. But it already is a popularity contest. No, hell no, hell no. Neutral AI. Let AI. No, no, fuck that shit. Get people that don't watch the sport, never watch the sport. Like have a fucking-- Just see their stats. Yeah, just see their stats for what it is and compare that shit to those that are in it and be like, oh, no, you didn't have to make it that complicated. You could keep the people that are voting now. Just your name has to be out there and your reason why you did or did not vote for somebody should be out there. Or you have to meet a certain criteria as to why you're voting yes or no. Just put your name out there. Yeah, at this point. Yeah, because I would love to know who didn't vote for Etror and who didn't vote for Derek Jeter. Like, nah, I'm not gonna vote. Yeah, exactly.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Because your vote, what you voted for is not gonna change. We just wanna know the reasoning behind it to see if it makes sense. I probably won't, but at least we know. That's just like when growing up, people used to post shit online and shit and then you find them in person and it's like, oh no, no, I'm in theater. You know what I mean? That's the problem. If you don't know who it is, you're giving them more power. Exactly, that's what, you know. They're gonna think twice to do some fuck shit. Yeah, their name is out there. Oh shit, you were the one who didn't vote for Belladon. There's a bunch of fucking nerds that have this one power and they just hold onto it. That's what it is. That they feel, that they got, that they probably try to interview them once or twice and they were like, nah, I don't wanna deal with it. Can't catch a football for the life, but I gotta end it. Just by the outrage of former and current NFL players at the news that he didn't get in. They should know. It wasn't even only NFL players because it was basketball players, it was everybody. Just by the outrage of people, they should know, oh, we fucked up. It's crazy because the man is literally the, arguably, the greatest coach to ever coach in football. Yeah, man, you can't tell me, the dude doesn't do server, he's stacked up. Then it's crazy, he can't fight. After he got let go by the Patriots, he can't find another job. Yeah, it's like they blackballed him. No, because the way he did to Brady, that's why. What do you do to Brady? What the hell do you do to Brady? So he essentially was, he pushed him out. He was trying to, he actually was trying to trade him. Oh, he wanted to. Yeah, because he wanted, he wanted Garoppolo. He wanted to keep Garoppolo, he wanted to trade Brady. And Kraft vetoed that, she was like, no. So they traded Garoppolo. And ever since then, there's been a rift between Belichick and Brady and all that shit. So that's why Brady left, because he felt disrespected by Belichick. And so there's always been a rift about-- Is it a lie now, when you got to-- Wait, didn't Brady retire and then come back? No. No. That was Gronk. No, he-- No, he retired from the Patriots and then came back to Tampa, no? No, no, no, no. He was a free agent, he signed with the bug. I think he was a free agent. Gronk was-- No, he came back. He retired. No, Gronk. No, no, no. Oh, no, no, yeah, yeah. He didn't retire and then he came back. That's why him and his wife got the bus. Do it up. Yeah, so the-- He announced a retirement-- What is that name of that dude that you sent? The name of the dude? Tyrone. Tyrone, he had to become Tyrone. With the trainer Tyrone. You gave Kala Tyrone. Yeah. Anyway. Long, big style. Look that up, I'm pretty sure that's what happened. He retired and then he came back. No, he did retire and then he came back. And came back. He came back for one more year and then-- That was horrible. Two, he came back for one or two and then I know that he played in one Super Bowl. That's where-- That's when he won it. Yeah, and then he lost it, yeah, whatever. So yeah, there's-- Super Bowls. So there's an international star being totaled by the Yankees. Kid is 13 and potentially his offers are gonna be better than them. Better than them, Dali. First question. Yes. Where's he from? Venezuela. Is he actually 13? Yeah. Are you sure? That he's 13. Exactly, who said-- I got a better question. Who said he's 13? Should it be allowed for people to look at underage kids? Scout wise? Yeah, for any sport. Gang opportunity. Yeah, they're doing it in soccer. Why not? Soccer players, you have 16 year old soccer players. So it's a pre-agreement with him. So I'm sure that once he's of age to be able to sign him, that's what they agreed on, the seven mil. I wouldn't sign anything. He can't sign until he turns 16. But then that's the thing, why look at him? Why be a lot of looking at him? Because you gotta scout the talent before you sign that. At 13? Yeah, he-- Bro, they start looking at telling at 12. They wanna look at it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) They wanna look at it, they wanna look at it early.(Speaking In Foreign Language) He's not 13 though, he's at least 16.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It just boggles my mind, you wanna look at this 13 year old, wanna throw money at him, and then he can't even sign until he's 16. Yeah. Think about the development from 13 to 16. Hold on, hold on, hold on. They're not giving him the money until he turns 16. And I'm saying-- No, but I'm sure that they're bringing in top coaches to get him to the point, once he's 16, give him that money. That's crazy. Well, it's a lot of Yankee. Plus, out of that money, that 16 year old ain't seeing all that money either. You got it, you got it. Their trainers get 40%. Sometimes more. Yeah. He's not 13. I feel like 13 is crazy. Our 13 is different than their 13. They're a lot stronger. I mean, yeah, if you go to the fucking jungle of Venezuela, I guess. No, Papa. Jungle of Venezuela.(Speaking In Foreign Language) But something, something Rito can't tell you now. You throw money, obviously you can't tell. You've seen the video of the, fuck, what's his name? Oh my God, he goes by one, La Cademia de Wonder Franco or whatever. He be feeding them kids. Who? La Cademia de Wonder Franco. He's like one of the trainers or whatever. Be feeding them kids, bro. You sure that's the right person, because I'm not saying it's Wonder Franco, La Cademia. Why does he have a, Yeah, he has a man. A few people. What are we doing? No, again, I don't know. NDR? I don't know if it's, Is it for softball? We're arrested, but we let him do that. Yeah, we can't say it though. He's not the one training. Why is his name in there? Yeah, why is his name there? He probably be paying for it. Why is he allowed to pay for it? Yeah, why, yeah. To be with, Loco, those trainers, those trainers take 40%. No, I'm saying, but why is he allowed to, Yeah, he shouldn't be allowed to. So, back to the, Y'all seen the videos where they feeding them, like what they feed them kids? That guy, Ahro, Ahro, In the morning, Yo,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Bro, that shit is nuts. So the deal, if it goes through, is gonna be the largest international bonus ever, if finalized. He's 18, he's not 13. Yeah. (Speaking In Foreign Language) Just to hold him in the minor leagues until he's 29, you can't do nothing with him. So he's 29. That's what, the Yankees ain't gonna hold on. Hmm? That's the Yankees' M.O. Until he's 29. Yeah. He's gonna bring him up when he's like 32. Season, season. Trade him for nothing. Season veteran.(Speaking In Foreign Language) This dude's trying to say that you should trade for for Nellotatis. Who? The Yankees. Oh yeah. What dude said? There was some guy, one of the, one of the,(Speaking In Foreign Language) The fucking reporters. We ain't here that you heard it because you wanna hear it. One of the reporters. I love how that shit pops up for them, but not for us. The radio people. Where's the Yankees bro? Cause we know it's fake. I mean, look at, look at this guy's game, man. Game's quicker. It's one of the guys from the radio station that y'all love so much. Yeah. I sent it in the group chat. Again, y'all, what we have beat, though? I love how this shit pops up for the Boston restite fans, but not the Yankee fans. You ever heard of the saying? No. Keep your friends close and keep your enemies close. No, I haven't. How close are we? Yeah, how close? How close are we? How close? Ooh. Ooh. Boston, you just called me. Hey, dude. And I picked up. Oh. Lou Bernou, Lou. But yeah. So Nicky Jam, Nicky Jam, Nicky Jam.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Nah, he had an interview where they asked him if he would love to be on the Super Bowl stage with Bad Bunny. He was like, "Bad Bunny, call me." And he got a lot of backlash due to the fact that he's a Trump supporter. He went on stage with Trump. Wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry. He told Bad Bunny to call him or Bad Bunny called him? No, he's, during the interview when he was asked if he would love to and he was like, "Yeah, Bad Bunny should call me if I could be a part of it." And a lot of people are saying that like,"Bro, you can't switch up after what you did with being on the supporting Trump and promoting him and all this other shit." But then how is that switching up? Because of what Bad Bunny stands for. He's not-- Bad Bunny called him, no? No. No, no, no, no. He said Bad Bunny should call him. No, no, no, I know what you're saying, but you're saying Nicky Jam switching up. That he shouldn't-- Yeah, he's switching up now because he supported Trump before Trump got elected. And now that Bad Bunny's on the stage of the Super Bowl, he wants to be on the stage of the Super Bowl. To me that's part of the same side. No, no, because Bad Bunny, you know Bad Bunny never stood for Trump, doesn't stand for Trump, does not agree with what Trump is doing. Yeah, but then the Super Bowl is not, it's a private company or business. The way that people were saying it is that. But it's the headliner of the Super Bowl, of the halftime show. I mean, he's not in agreement with the precedents. Not with the presidency, but with Nicky Jam's views. Maybe he's been delivered. So it's like two local winners. You can't switch sides bro. Delivered how? Oh yeah, okay, I see why. And also the simple fact that-- Well no, at that point, if Bad Bunny calls him, I will see Bad Bunny will be the number. Yeah, but Nicky Jam is telling Bad Bunny, call me. Like he's trying to-- I mean, I would too, I would do this. Because if you look at it, when people perform, when people perform at the Super Bowl, technically, not even that, like their streams go up. Exactly, they make a lot of money. So it's like, he's trying to hop on that wave and be like, oh, you know, I support Bad Bunny, I'm trying to be a part of this great event with him and shit like that. And people are like, bro, wasn't you the nigga that was over here saying like how he loves Trump and how he does so much for Puerto Rico when in fact he really does it. And he said that's what we need right now at this time. Y'all wanna listen to it? Yeah, go ahead. He swish, man. Bunny called you yet for the Super Bowl.(Laughing) What's up, Bad Bunny? You gotta call me. Bad Bunny. Nah, nah, nah, I mean, hey, you never know. We got time, you can probably call me, you never know. You never know, I mean, he called me for his concert in Puerto Rico and we killed that. I can kill the ball man. Because I saw that Yankee, they asked him and he said he won't do it. That's all that's true. But the reason why he said he won't do it because he's singing for God now. When Shakira and Jennifer Lopez went on stage, they called J. Baldwin and Bad Bunny and they did it. So now Bad Bunny is his turn right now. So come on, man. Let's make that happen, y'all. Call us, man, call us. Yeah, yeah, y'all hear it. Hit us up, man, hit us up. Nicky Jam speaks English? Yeah. Yeah, what? The whole thing in Trump's speech was in English. I didn't know that. Yeah, he lived in Boston for all said. Hey, they have sakeros. They have sakeros. A lot of Puerto Ricans speak English. I mean, a lot of them do.(Speaking In Spanish) But not a lot. I just feel that him doing that, it looks bad on his end. I think it's just keep the same energy, bro. If you stood on that before, just because somebody that's from the area that you're from is now doing good, big things, don't try to hop on that and go against your ideals, right? Or your personal views, because that's his personal views, right? Like whether you agree with them or not, he has the freedom to choose whatever he wants, right? So(Speaking In Spanish) So don't try and like switch it up. To me, I think, I mean, I see your point, but to me it's just business. At the end of the day, yeah, my political views are my political views. You may agree with them or you might not agree with them, but at the end of the day, if we can do business together and make something epic or successful or whatever, I'm gonna do it, because it's just business. I'm not mixing the two and two together. I see where you're coming from, but also to that point, that bunny don't need Nicki Jim. No, no, he doesn't. You know what I'm saying? So like if it was like a bad bunny to a Nicki Jim, and it's like, okay,(Speaking In Spanish) because you are the bigger artist and you're reaching out to the smaller one, but it's the other way around right now. And also not all money is good money. No, no, no, for sure. I mean, they don't get paid for the Super Bowl. Even with like the politics, he got paid for it. That's probably why he did it too. For the podcast, I'm sure he got paid for it. No, I'm saying for like the- The rally? Yeah. No. All them niggas got paid. That's why Murkama, all the money she spent. Oh yeah, Beyonce got paid, Oprah got paid. The Democrats paid the- I'm sorry, they all got paid. I don't think he was there for free. No, the Republicans didn't because they're- But they're not gonna go up there for nobody. I'm sure he got something out of it. But the same shit with Nicki Minaj recently. She got that gold- He wasn't a citizen though? No, she was illegal here. So she got that gold card that Trump is selling for a million dollars. So pretty much she got a million dollars. To become US-rested. You got to pay. She got the money, just pay. She got the million dollars. She could have easily paid for that shit. I don't know. It just came out now. For me, I just hate how politics is mixed in with everything, bro. Yeah, like- That's the annoying part. You have music, you got sports, you got everything else in life, you got media, loca sea. And politics just finds its way to just fucking find itself in there. Keep that separate. Keep that over there.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Like yo, there's so many times where you'll have a conversation with somebody and they'll just flip it. That's fucking stupid, bro. They'll find any opening. I don't want to say the person's name, but I'm looking at you. You know who I'm talking about. I was about to say the same shit. You know who I'm talking about. 4.30 in the morning already. And the man will find a way to- Nigga still has eye boogers. And he's already talking about bullshit. I'm like, what is this? What are we talking about? Got eye boogers, got fucking froth in their mouth. A person that always finds a way to involve politics and everything.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Going to morning, car rides. Airport. I'm tired, bro, I'm sorry. Yeah, just, yeah. It's annoying. It's exhausting at this point. I tend to try to just walk away from people when they start talking about shit. But not even, you can't walk away from me because on your phone is everywhere. Every artist is like, this way, this way, every person needs that way. I didn't want to get into this shit. It's just for me. You'll never want to get into what I do. No, just fucking.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You got pizza.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You're gonna fucking die. We're gonna pause it. Where's the pizza? Where's the dough?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Well, if they just come in, don't worry, I can just eat the pizza. Yeah. I come here for hours.(Speaking In Foreign Language) And gotta leave hungry. No, no, like-- I get no water. I gotta sit on this hard ass fucking seat.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I got a fucking tennis set down. They just come in here and just eat the food for free. That's crazy. Go upstairs, make noise. Exactly, what we doing this shit? Professional. Back girl making a ruckus back there. Like fucking, like a fucking carnival. The funny shit is, they're not even paid attention to anything out there. Exactly, they don't care. They're not, they don't give a fuck. But when you hear the fucking backwards, you're like,"Hacimimito," in the fucking video.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Serato. Back to your point. Said the riddle. No. I'm trying to figure out how to say it. So, you know, we have a lot of protests going on due to ICE and all that shit that I've had. And then you see all these artists and all these like people, you know, saying, you know, if you support ICE or whatever, don't follow me, just support me. Don't listen to my music. Don't listen, don't-- Show up to my comments. Don't show up to my comments. They're like, "J. Cortez was one of them." He's Puerto Rican. Yeah. John Leguizamo was another one. I feel like that's cheating. If you're Puerto Rican and you're standing up for it.(Laughing) Standing up for what? What bro? I feel like that's cheating. How, how? Explain. You're part of the US. Yeah. So you can't get deported. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, exactly. You're not part of the US. But they can still get detained though. They're illegal but they can't vote. Yeah, but they're legal. But they can't vote. No, no, no, I'm saying. I mean, but where is it like that? But they can't get deported. But a lot of them have been detained though. Yeah, other shit. Long story short, keep it separate. Yeah, like, you know-- I'm trying to mingle both of everything together bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) And I also feel like it's worth it.(Singing In Foreign Language) (Humming) Jesus!(Humming) Oh, I hear it but you're laughing. Yeah, you're laughing. You're holding it back. You're holding it back. You're right next to us. Yeah, a whole row. Yeah, pretty reserved for all of us. A whole row. Yeah, a whole row. A whole row. Yeah, keep that shit separate bro. It's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, they just doing their job. But think it's people want you to can and leave. You don't care, like is that a bad thing? Yeah bro, I don't give a fuck bro. I got shit to do. I got to work, I got to work. You know, I'm sorry. I got bills to pay bro. Yeah, yeah. I feel bad bro. It's so bad but like-- I'll put it like this. It sucks and it just looks crazy. Do I say it? No, no, no. Do I say it? Wait, wait, wait. We're trying to get paid. Wait, wait, wait. We're trying to get paid. We're trying to do it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yo, that's not funny. You shouldn't.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow. All right, so let's go to something else. Is TikTok dead?(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Sing it, sing it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, don't do it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Is TikTok dead? No. Why?(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. Who's trying to kiss me?(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Hey bro, I don't give a fuck bro. I really don't care. I didn't care less honestly about it. I just want property taxes. Yeah, I just can't just care about my taxes to go down. Property taxes go down. Fucking mortgage rates to go down because of living. You know,(Speaking In Foreign Language) I don't really don't care who's deported or who's not deported. I can get two fucks. It's okay to not care until it happens to somebody that you care for and then it becomes an issue. That's just my point. Let's just be very-- No, no, no, of course. TikTok, TikTok. Everybody has a point of view. Everybody has a point of view. Let me just say this. Everybody has a point of view. It's just the fact that, you know, people should have a little bit of empathy even if it's not involving you. No, of course. You should have empathy because there are people out here that are dying in these detention centers and that are going missing. There's kids, there's old people, there's people that have done absolutely nothing but be brown and a minority. No, no, no, TikTok.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm gonna do it again. No. I'm gonna do it again. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no, P, get it now. All right, so. Pero, hey yo. I'm gonna stop playing buttons, bro. Pero, hey yo.(Laughing) Hey yo. No, no. All right. It's a fucked up situation. Fucked up situation. It's TikTok. Pero, pero, pero. Pero, pero. Pero, pero.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's dangerous too. Hey yo.(Dramatic Music) (Laughing) Anyway, is TikTok dead? What's happened with TikTok? You've been mad this whole week. Yeah, get that fucking TikTok. Get this from the Chinese. Get this, yeah. Yo, what's his name, the leader of the Chinese? No, so they're--(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, why he do that? You want(Speaking In Foreign Language) So, sweet chan. Hey, dude. Chan chan. Remember that, Chan chan. Chan chan.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh shit. Anyway, TikTok was bought by Larry Ellison, the owner of Oracle. America. What is Oracle? It's a cloud-based database.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, the dude is rich. He's low on rich. That's who you gotta work for. So, they came out with a new set of standards, terms and privacy policies, where they've pretty much said that if you're an active TikTok user, that we're gonna be able to pinpoint your location, determine your citizenship. Even if you're safe. If you're a citizen, if you're-- How can they do that? They could throw, just by having-- How can they do it? Just by having access to your phone. Oh yeah. See, that's the thing though. We're gonna act like our information is out there already. No, but what they're doing is beyond-- No, like the crazy information-- It's overreach. No, the crazy information we get, just from our-- I mean, I have nothing to hide. Just in our YouTube channel. And how it breaks everything down. And demographic, and age, and fucking the times that are listening. And yo, all the amount of information and how it just fucking breaks you down. It builds-- A profile on you. Literally an online profile for-- But it is hypocritical though, because they wanted it, saw that from a Chinese-- We just didn't want it Chinese. So they don't want them to do it. Yeah, exactly, we just didn't want them. So don't you have to accept the term to condition? So wait, this is the shit that people were upset about. That they didn't give people the option to the climate. Nobody reads that shit. That's true. No, but the d'Odissiendo, they literally was probably like a paragraph. And it said that with these new terms and conditions, we're gonna do geolocation, which is literally pinpoint location. VPN all the time, over. They're gonna be able to monitor your sexuality of your trans, bisexual, whatever. And they get a no? All of that shit. Whoa, whoa, whoa.(Laughing) So after that, a lot of people decided to literally delete their TikTok. And I believe they had over 155% drop off. But they still keep that information though. So like at that point. Is there anybody else? Yeah, but at that point. But my thing about the pinpoint is the final article. Arco still has your information on whether you gay, lesbian, resident, non-resident, citizen. All of these cloud-based companies, they have all of your information. You wanna know what's funny that I saw, which fucking was crazy and it made sense. They were talking about how, why is it that schools bring in photographers to take pictures of the kids in high resolution photos? Like directly. And they were saying that they're building a database off of like all of the kids as they grow up to have like a general database on everybody in the country. Because it makes no sense. Like why would you wanna do school pictures every year to see the age difference of the kids? Not only that, it feels like. Why is it green?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Why not professional not?(Speaking In Foreign Language) And then the shit that really pissed me off with TikTok is just the outage that has no-- Is it an outage? Is it just blackballing or something? I have no fucking idea. I even put a lot of videos private. It was a Chinese coup. We posted them and shit.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Like there was one that had like zero, got nine views now, some shit like that. Maybe we just, this is our, we hit a peak. I'll be honest, last episode was not the best. And what is it? This episode was 10 times better than last week. What's different? Yeah. What's different? Yeah, what's different bro?(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Oh yeah?(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) But now TikTok may be one of those abs that's just gonna die off pretty soon. You know what, I still don't have TikTok. You don't? No. I deleted mine a while ago. I never downloaded TikTok. I have one. I just used the one for the podcast. No, in the years. But yeah so. TikTok's just one example, they're all doing it. Yeah, Facebook, Instagram, they, until they get caught. I'm like oh I'm so good to know what I was doing. Do you care that they do it? And then they go back to doing it. I just get mad cause I don't get paid for it. You can have all you want but he's giving me like. He's giving me something. He popped my chicken sandwich a month.$80 a month or something. No don't steal it for free, come on.(Speaking Foreign Language) What will be the next? Big app. Cause you know we have Facebook.(Speaking Foreign Language) Coming soon. Facebook, then you got Instagram. Actually it wasn't, we're gonna really start back. You have X. Yeah fucking MySpace bank. MySpace. That shit's still active. I think so. We should start an app, call it Da Bomb.(Laughing) Da Bomb. MPS, I love it. Do it, do it, do it. You guys want Da Bomb? For that so aye. Yo are you on Da Bomb? I'm on Da Bomb. No but like, I mean. Da Bomb.com. You know. Hey. They do say like.(Speaking Foreign Language) There's already a Hot Sauce name like that. What Da Bomb? Yeah. This is an Hot Sauce, it's an app. Bomb OS. Now I like. I like it a lot. I don't even know if there is, to be honest with you social media is boring. It's like really boring. Like I go on and I'm like bro this shit is pointless. I feel like it's gonna happen, it's gonna do, we're gonna do the same cycle. I feel like a lot of people are realizing. We're gonna do a cycle where they. Ah damn somebody got it already. Da Bomb.com. Yeah they got that shit. We can hodgespaw Bomb. What is this? Hodgespaw Bomb. You mean it's in 1998? I got a bomb beat. You think that's something you probably get. No, do I get a virus? I'm about to get a virus. That's a good fucker. Get da law. That looks sketchy as fuck right there. Get da law. I think you got hacked. You're about to get the picture Richard's been drawing. Welcome to Da Bomb.com. Yes this is a real website. And although it might look like something out of the 90s. It sounds like something shit that could happen. It was launched in 2025. Not that old. Nah, no we just gave him a free free. Yeah nah. Hey don't let me be on me. I'm gonna take a website. Just don't, you just need to domain. What does the R mean? Don't do it. What is the R? What? No when it has the R with the-- Is it a trademark or whatever? It's a registered trademark. And what is TM? Trademark. Trademark. Is the same shit? And the C is copyright. Is the same shit? We gotta pay for different letters. Yeah pretty much. Ah the capitalism. Welcome to the game. All right. Who makes money off of that? Everybody. Off of what? Off of copyright. The person that owns it. Don't you gotta pay like $100. No, no, no man like who do you pay the money to? The US probably. The US. The government. The capital. The patent. The patent.(Laughing) What the fuck, that's the bomb? Yeah. Oh it's gonna, pshh. I think so. Let it explode. Yo. It's gonna be real. Yes my idea. Every two minutes Obama explodes with new information. On your feed. A bomb is crazy. Hey, no man no man. Verbal trademark. Copyright, verbal trademark. A bomb is crazy. He's gonna go ah-gah. Until somebody just unfuck them shit. He's gonna ah-gah. And you're not gonna feel bad about it? They gonna blame your ass. Nah, I mean like. Until somebody. Why is your tongue over God? Oh yeah. I mean like, we need to find like Twitter or X, what are you gonna call it? Twitter, it's always Twitter. Fuck that X. You know what's funny though is X, but the actual site says twitter.com. Yeah, yeah. This is what always be Twitter. It's fucking, they have like the freedom of speech because they literally can say whatever the fuck you want there, they don't care. They don't like shadow band you or fucking blacklist you. So many data, they do. Nah, bro. See, the people that post it. The shit that you see on Twitter is. It's fucking insane. So something like that, like freedom of speech, because you wanna be able to say whatever the fuck you want. And then, I don't know, you have to like, you have to like create like a mixture, like a mix. Isn't that what true social is though? I don't know, I never, I don't even. Do you guys think they should update the constitution? Yes. What bro? That ain't the what. What was the constitution written? 1776. 1776, where's the-- Four values. Do you think they should update it to like the 21st century? Nah, right to bear arms. No, no, I'm not talking about that. I'm just talking about the fact that when they wrote it, there was no technology, there was no infrastructure. These people can't even agree on what they're gonna eat for lunch. You think that they're gonna be able to do that? But that's what I'm saying, in a way it's important because of how technological advanced we are now, especially with information. Well, they may-- I'll be honest, if the original people didn't put it in there-- But how, bro, there was no phones back then. There was no internet. And that's probably better. Yeah. Less distraction. They do amendments and they add like specific things, but they don't change the overall structure. I'm not talking about changing, I'm just saying updating it. So I said it, no. What he's saying is rewrite it to-- Ah, rewrite it. To today's modern times. Bro, that's changing. But what do you wanna add? Well, that's a big one, though. The information with technology and shit like that, your personal information. Nah, they're not gonna add that shit. These companies-- Yeah, they're making too much data. You're forgetting one thing. We are a capitalist country. That's why you gotta-- They ain't not gonna add that shit. Have your own wifi equipment and shit, make sure you're-- Make it shit private. Yeah, mask your IP. That's what I'm doing once we build the studio. Yeah, you gotta mask your IP and make sure nobody knows you. I don't need your white-up on me, Casa. Yeah, bro. So we just, okay. Just hiding from the government. Exactly. We just hiding from the government. Yo, buy a fucking compound, live on grid. All right. Solar power, fucking rain water. Oh, illegal. Ah, do I press the rain water, no? This one's a ground tank. Yeah, I must forget. This one's on the ground tank. You get paid a snitch.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) In America, you get--(Laughing) You can pay the snitch in America. In America, you can pay the snitch, bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) How much you need?(Laughing) How much did I get? Yo, Angel will be the one to have the mic, like, what'd you say? What'd you say? Say that one more time. Say it again? Say that one more time. But why, I already said it. Don't worry about it, just say it one more time. So there's a viral story coming out of Nigeria where the guy's name is Ojo. Why would you-- Ojo? I'm not even gonna read it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So a guy from Nigeria was mistakenly credited 1.5 billion Nigerian, the currency of Nigeria. How much is that? $10? No. 50 cents. It was a, oh yeah, it was 1.5 billion in their currency. It's about $1.1 million due to a bank error. Wow. So instead of returning the money, he spent a large portion of it and refused to refund the rest, leading to a conviction for fraudulent conversion. I would do it. A court sentenced him to one year in prison. BLB, hold me down! Or repay the remaining money, making it clear the punishment for keeping it and using the funds, he knew weren't his. I'm gonna sell while I'm in prison, because I'm going-- Lock me in. So he pretty much said,"Fuck it, give me the one year." I would too. What? Lock me in. I would too.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh, he's always gonna be just shitting in prison. In Nigerian prison? Bro, you got 1.1 billion. Leave me 1.1 billion. At that point, he already spent the game. Put some money on my books, I'll be all right. You, who's gonna put my, I ain't putting shit on your books. I'm taking my shit. You taking it, you taking it to see the money? My guys! To get the money they gave to you to me. Angel was showing like, "Emmembe." No, not when I finish it, nigga, not me. Not when I have it, not when you in jail. Put money on your books. That's my money right now. I don't know, you pay me. You think you're gonna see that money when you come out of jail? You're not seeing that shit. Angel's gone. You're not seeing that shit, bro.(Laughing) Spent by me.(Laughing) I'm gonna be here. Where's the money, bro?(Laughing) Money. What money?(Laughing) What is money?(Laughing) What's funny is that you think you're gonna see him when you come out of jail? I think he's the one that's gonna be holding my shit.(Laughing) You think he's gonna hide it? Office is gonna call him. We're sorry, this little man has been visiting me. Damn, I have no service on that, I'll call him back later. Yo. Yo, like, what would you do? Are you not doing the year in jail? I'm doing the year in jail, I don't give a... 1.1 million dollars. But I think he still has to pay the remaining back and then he has to pay it. They will check. No, they give him that.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You know, if the prison people know that and they find out that you're there just for that, they'll probably kill you. Yeah, they'll ransom you. My family's gonna be good. And Nigeria? Yeah, you're not coming out. My family's gonna be good. You're not making it out, bro. You're not making it out. If my family's good-- Hodges, if this guy wasn't one that snitched on you, you're not seeing that money. I appreciate it, homie, I'll be good.(Laughing) I'll take care of your parents. It was crazy, because I think I remember seeing a docuseries about some, I think it was a prison in Nigeria. There was a gang, there's like a very famous gang in that prison and there was one of the prisoners that did some fucked up shit, right? So the gang took it upon themselves to punish the dude. So essentially they, how they put it? No, no, no, I put it in a non-graphic way. Bro, can you say it?(Speaking Foreign Language) How you, wait, how you?(Speaking Foreign Language) No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So they, like, like,(Speaking Foreign Language) What the fuck?(Laughing) Hey, yo. No, no, no, look it up. You got another question? We got a guy with what?(Speaking Foreign Language) AIDS, bro. AIDS. I mean, I mean that.(Laughing) Come on, come on, come on. This one isn't. Come on, come on. I'll see about that too. Ah, we literally. We want to thank you, AIDS. Bro, that shit is crazy. So that was a punishment. So they cut him up, so he was bleeped from his back. So he could get AIDS? You ain't saying it in English now? So he could get AIDS. All right. I mean, but you-- Take us out. On that note, take us out.(Speaking Foreign Language) That was it. Unless if y'all want to talk about the--(Speaking Foreign Language) Yeah, take us out. Take us out. Take us out. It's only an hour. Take us out, bro. Yeah, where you gonna have to go out? Oh, I went to fuck with the chow on Saturday. Bro, that shit was delicious. Yeah, sure. You got me. You got the meat sweats? Bro, the biggest meat sweats.(Speaking Foreign Language) Ah.(Speaking Foreign Language) No. You know the Hanana? Anyway, so it was a good experience. Tony was the only one that stayed eating. Yeah. He got the money's worth and yah, yah. Nah, he did. Nah, he did, he did. This man, they brought the meat over. This man was just like, yo,(Speaking Foreign Language) Listen, I got chicken as my first thing and I was like, yo, you're not getting on my board. You're like,(Speaking Foreign Language) Wait, you got chicken? Chicken and bacon. Yeah, chicken and bacon. Nah, bro. You ain't get that first? That's what they start with. Nah, the first thing that they brought was the Parmesan pork, I think it was, the tenderloin or some shit like that. And then they started bringing like the top sirloin the top sirloin and the bottom, whatever it is. And then they started bringing out like the filet mignon and all that other stuff. I got chicken and bacon twice. Nah, I didn't know. I got it once, I was like, I'm good. They came once the first time and it was like 15 minutes later until they came again and they brought the same shit. I was like, "Might as well, I'm fucking starving." Yeah, I don't get a ball, yo.(Speaking Foreign Language) What was your favorite? The bikanya. Oh, no, mine was the garlic steak. She-- The action was fire. The one thing that Tia and Milly didn't like was the lamb. I found the lamb was good as well. The lamb was my favorite. Yeah, the lamb was mad good, the little chops. Yeah, it was good. Bro, that shit, you took a bite out of it and it's like the flavor was amazing. You put it where? No, I had to change the wording. I had to change the wording. I'm trying to get paid, call your own. He put it in his mouth. You can't say it though. Yo. I'm trying to get money, I'm broke out here, motherfucker. For real, bro, I gotta change the wording, bro. I'm trying to buy a plate. He put the meat in his mouth, that's what he-- I ain't-- When you're eating like a lollipop.(Laughing) Yes, man. Because you're saying it was small, little-- Nah, they sold the lamb, they put it on. What did they say? Nah, it's two lamb, it's two chops. Did ya? Yeah. I didn't get chops, they brought out like the lamb on the skewer and then they cut off the pizza. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It's in pieces of two lamb chops. Yeah, and then they just cut off the little pieces. So what was your favorite meat that you had? Pecania. Pecania? What's pecan? Garlic steak, bro, that shit was-- It's like a-- It's like a top sirloin, so it's like a part of the-- Different type of steak. What the fat cap? Yeah. What was your favorite, was it? The lamb. The lamb? Yeah, not garlic steak. They brought out some cheese with honey, that shit was good too. Yo, yo, their favorite for that, because there's a Brazilian, right? So there's this Brazilian restaurant in Puerto Plata called Bracero, and they have this cheese with honey, but they're in oregano. Brother, let me tell you, let me tell you, bro, I was skeptical about it. That is yours. Yo, that changed my fucking life, bro. That changed my life, bro. They brought it out to me, and I'm like, no, I don't want, I'm good, this is for you. I didn't even know, it was like a dessert type of thing. Yeah, like if you do the endless, they bring out like a mashed potato, some other shit. I don't want no carbs, we can sit for the meat. They have like a salad bar, so you can get up and get like your whatever, but then there's rice and beans and all that shit. I don't want none of that shit, I want from the street. They're like pico de gallo shit? Yeah. You gotta cut the richness from what I mean, bro. We should all go, that'll be fun.(Speaking In Foreign Language) They have a group package.(Speaking In Foreign Language) A group package? Yeah, like if you bring like a big enough group, they'll bring, they'll put you in like a private room. I wanna boy strip. Don't worry, bro, there's enough food for it. No, it's not that, I wanna consume me and be sweaty with you guys. Yeah. And then people question, why are you sweating? Don't worry about it, I'm enjoying life right now. For other men. For other men. Yeah. For men, then. Woo! Would you ever go to like one of those saunas? Like the-- Where you gonna be naked? Yeah. Yeah, with you guys. Have you seen those saunas in Costco? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I always look-- Well, I get it now. Yeah, I wanna get it. See, the only one that I wanna get-- They have the different ones that's like the fabric ones that you get put up. Yeah, they're pretty good. They seem they're not as good as that. I mean, but they work for what they need. They do the yogurt. Yeah. I was thinking trabajo, but yeah, those-- Let's go to a fucking shop. We should go. I wanna know. I wanna know. He just say, "Go on." For real, I'm dead ass, where we going? We gotta find out. Is it just us or are we bringing our-- Oh, you know, Bob. Imagine us just going, not bringing our wives. A dyes night. Yeah, guys night. Just say we're going out for drinks. Yeah, yeah. Super Bowl night. Ooh. I don't think there's TVs in there, though. Yeah, there are. Buy the bar. Oh, I feel like they chill. Yeah. By nafansi. I wanna go to that Mexican restaurant that's right next to it. When I saw it? Yeah. I'll put my new underwear for that. What? You what? You put your new underwear on? Yeah. It's a nice place. I won't. You gotta wear your nice underwear tonight, please. Nigga, fuck that. Yeah. All right, take us away, man. That ass ain't gonna breathe. You put the one with the hole in the back. No.(Laughing) Did you try any of the desserts? What did it have for dessert? I got the tres leches. That shit was good. You could fit dessert after all that meat? Collado, cause nah. See, the thing is you just don't drink it. Do it. Do it. Por eso, eh? You gotta get nothing after you.(Imitating Horn) You gotta space yourself out.(Laughing) What, you ain't gonna get the-- He said you gotta space yourself out. That's crazy, yo.(Laughing) I swear-- I swear--(Speaking In Foreign Language) I swear, until you say you gotta spread yourself out, bro. I swear. I mean, he kinda-- No, I said you gotta space yourself out.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Were you able to get dessert after all that? I didn't even look at dessert. Yeah, Bernie. I did. No, we got a tres leches for her birthday. You know what I mean, boy? Did she like it? Did she like it? Oh, she enjoyed it. She loved it. Donny showed his maceiro skills. This nigga had like three plates on one hand. I was like, my nigga, you need help? He was like, nah, I got this. Donny, why did he do that for her? He had it like that, what you mean? He got food for himself from the salad bar. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. For Theo too. Two plates for him, one for Theo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nah, this man enjoyed the fun. I would, listen. There was one-- Donny is someone that I would gladly take to any buffet. Bro, he gets his money for-- Because he's gonna eat for me and for him. He gets his money's worth out of that. Oh, yeah. There was a Dominican maceiro and he came over to our table and he started talking to us in English and Donny looked at him and was like,(Speaking In Foreign Language) the guy just started laughing.(Laughing) That was fun. That's when the meat started getting passed around. Fuck, pause. Man, I say. They can't say it. They paused. They knew. They knew. They knew we were Hispanic. They knew we were Hispanic, so they kept coming back. We were talking to them in English at first. And then the minute we started talking Spanish, that's when they came out. They were bringing the meat out in the troves. Started off-- By the way, I wanted that pizza spot. Kings is good. That shit's good as fuck. Where is he? Off of Veronica, yeah. By the Duncan. Oh, next to that bakery too? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He said he was like, yo, just tell him to say your name and he'll hook it up.(Humming) Well, I know. Things away. You're a bucker. I got my piece up on the king. Yeah, there's pizza here that people don't like to share, apparently. Wow, your smell. You're right. You know what? I'm a do-sign special. I'm a do-sign special. Thank you for Faith and baking. Brother. Oh, so now we're just doing it for Faith? Yeah, we're doing free promo now? We're doing free promo now? They hooked me up with some good cooking. Oh, yeah. But just-- Oh, we can do free promo now. Oh, oh, what you got? How do you manin' baby? You know where the fuck it is.(Laughing) How do you manin' you blue chilb? You're blue as a way. Yo. Nah, but in all seriousness. You know, YouTube automatically has the fucking pay promotion. Holy shit. If you mention a brand that it recognizes, it will add the actual, the pay promotion tag to the fucking video. So I was like, I have to go fucking in there and remove that shit. Oh. At the moment, I'm like, yeah, they're gonna pay for it. Hey, you never know. They might be like, oh shit, we're getting-- They need to have this one. It's like all right, sponsors. Come on. All right. They're gonna say we-- I mean. Take us away. What do you think? Huh? How many what? No, if they sponsor, how many-- You wanna take a blue chilb for us? Take a what? How many blue chilb? Take a sponsor. How many am I taking? Yeah. Yeah, how many? Like I had-- They got a gold one now. A gold blue chilb. I saw that. What does it do? What do you mean gold blue chilb? Blue. It keeps you going for the whole day? I don't know. Hey, yo. Take us away. Without any blue chilb, Hamz does it too. We get to take-- $80. Will you take a blue chilb if you have heart problems?(Laughing) Will you risk it? Will you risk it? I mean, that's a good-- Will you risk it? Risk it to get the biscuit, right? Exactly. One, get the-- Get the big-- Whoa, whoa. One tablet, four times the power. Whoa. The gold one. I think for up to 36 hours. Yes. Why would you work that? I'm warning you. I have one tablet. You know how painful that would be. Blue chilb please. Worked in 15 minutes with us. Yo, that's a weekend right there. Bro, I'm good. Bro. Yo, why not? I work. Does it go down at all? 36 hours? I hold up. Come on, we're like perfect for that. Imagine taking a piss like this. Yeah, we are actually. We are perfect. We are perfect for that fucking thing. Reach out to them. Huh? Like, hey, we-- Hey, we're in some bullshit right now. Watch any of the episodes. We just do it for free samples at this point. I want promo. We'll put down our reggae. We'll do it for free samples at this point. You don't gotta pay us. We'll give you free customer reviews and shit. It's so good until the end. I told them to take us home. You did promotions. Yeah, you did promotions. Nah, I have to. Bucket. What do you mean, bucket? Oh, that, yeah. Oh. Call it an awesome blue chilb? No. Awesome. He didn't mean that. Wow. He didn't mean that. That's fine. Sorry, guys. So when he paid us, we'll keep-- He didn't mean that at all. My bad guys, my bad guys. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) They want no faith and bake. I'll wrap my car in a logo.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow, what you thought I was gonna say? I thought you were gonna say you were gonna wrap something else, bro.(Laughing) I thought for a minute, I thought you were gonna go down that road and I thought, I thought you were gonna wrap something else. I was like, wait a minute, where is it going with that shit? Wait a minute, ah, boss.(Laughing) Nah, but the cookies were good. I just wanna give a shout out. Take us out. Take us out. Oh, faith and bake? Like actual cookies, we're talking about cookies? Yeah, it's cookies. Wait, what kind of cookies?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Well, that's why we never get in sponsors. Okay. Blue show cookies. Oh, you say that now, but then when they give you one, you're like, oh, mommy.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language)(Imitating Drumming)(Speaking In Foreign Language) The blue to gold?(Laughing) What is this?(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, 36 hours is crazy.(Speaking In Foreign Language) They gonna work like that?(Laughing) Y'all standing up straight, though, and shit? You pick up like, you ready shit? Nah, you have to, you have to, you have to, Like get the ball? You have to hold it back with the belt and everything. Get out my way, Janice.(Laughing) Walking to a meeting like that? You get off the elevator and then shit comes through before you come through the door, bro. Hey, everybody, shut the fuck up! To get open the door.(Laughing) Ironic, he here. All right, all right, bye.(Speaking In Foreign Language) If you like this episode, please like, share, comment, subscribe.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What you like, what you didn't like, let us know. Thank you for watching this crazy episode. And we'll be back next week.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow, breaking news. What? What? Bill Bileshank and his girlfriend broke up. Oh, wow. Wow, you heard it here first! Wow! Breaking news!(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) That's why, anyway, thank you for listening, thank you for watching. This has been your favorite podcast. Please like, share, comment, subscribe.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What? Yeah, to wash your filthy mouths.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You laughed with your filthy mouth. No, I laughed with my, nevermind. Laugh with your mouth. He just said that. That dirty little mouth. Anyways, people, thank you for, thank you, thank you, thank you, this has been Bombato! Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) From Duck. From Duck. Yeah, six. I seen a-- You had a big beer. I seen a ring with the other--(Upbeat Music)