EP 43: $2K Daycare Costs, No Sleepovers & WBC Drama | Bomba'to

EP 43 of Bomba'to Podcast dives into real NJ life chaos: insane daycare costs ($2K/month – basically another mortgage!), why many Latino families skip daycares for community help and family support, trust issues with babysitters (abuse stories, house risks), and cultural no-sleepover rules for kids due to safety concerns. We rant on work weeks, sick kids, health tips (smoothies, portion control, cardio for heart rate), aging jokes ("rounding up to 40?"), and major World Baseball Classic drama – insurance denials blocking Puerto Rican/Dominican stars (Lindor, De La Cruz, Diaz?), selective approvals favoring USA/Japan, player debates (Machado vs Ramirez), umpire pay ($200K–$450K), and why the game needs fairness for global growth.

From parenting struggles to baseball hot takes – unfiltered laughs and hot takes as always!

Timestamps:

 0:00 – Intro & Disclaimer (Bomba’to!!) 

1:17 – Imagine making it to episode 900! 

3:34 – Weekly recap/Eli had a long week! 

5:51 – Why is daycare so expensive?/No Sleepovers ever 

16:17 – Do you shower in the morning, at night, or both? 

42:18 – What’s one thing you believed in when you were young that’s embarrassing now? 

47:10 – Eli is an otrovert, but the guys don’t care? 

51:11 – Should couples live separately to be happy? 

55:41 – Super Bowl weekend 

59:15 – Bad Bunny wins album of the year/Cardi B brings out El Prodigo on SNL 1:10:41 – Japan bar that gives free drinks to people who want to quit their jobs! 1:11:45 – Wilson wants to get a new bat 

1:20:07 – If you lost everything, would you fight to get it back or give up? 

1:23:38 – The trio is looking at bats, and Eli loses it!

 1:25:49 – Do your kids owe you anything if they became famous? 

1:39:59 – SpaceX and xAi merger/In time 

1:45:08 – Modified food discussion 

1:52:52 – WBC discussion 

2:07:48 – Outro 

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Transcript

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Warning! The following podcast contains opinions, jokes, and random thoughts that should absolutely not be taken seriously. We're not experts, professionals, or even mildly qualified to give advice. If you're looking for facts, maybe try Google. This is strictly for laughs, hot takes, and good vibes only. Proceed with caution and a sense of humor. And remember, Bomba'to!!(Music) Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! The conversation we just had. You guys are never gonna hear it. Oh, he says so. You guys are never gonna hear the conversation. We just started right now.(Speaking Spanish) That's why we need the Patreon.(Speaking Spanish) Anyways, welcome back. Welcome back to another episode. Welcome back to another episode of your favorite podcast, Bomba'to Podcast.(Speaking Spanish) Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back to your new episodes. This is episode 43. Yeah.(Speaking Spanish) Already three episodes. Not a lot. Are we there? Imagine we're over to 900. 900. The app. 900. Yeah. The imaginable. Angel's already thinking like by 900. I'm already rich and I sold by 100. We're talking about almost 20 years.(Speaking Spanish) For real.(Speaking Spanish) 52 divided by 900. 52 divided by 900. We don't like us too much to hang out with you. That's 52 in a year. Talking How many episodes did we say? 900. 900. 900. 17 years. Yeah. 17 years. Which...(Speaking Spanish) Yeah, I don't want to be doing this for 17 years. How old are we going to be in 17 years? Imagine if you're... Like, if you enjoy doing this, if you enjoy doing this, will you... This is our job, essentially. That's all we do. We just get together once a week. And talk And talk That'll be it. We got together for two hours in a week. I wouldn't mind... Like, by that time, I wouldn't mind just being behind the scenes. Creating different... He's already looking for the way out. No way. I'm not already looking for the way out, bro. He's going to switch him past. No, I'm going to be switching.(Speaking Spanish) But let me say what I was going to say. Behind the scenes means where we create an empire where we have different podcasts with different people doing their podcast. Bro, you should not have f**ked, bro. Yeah. He does the same He's hands on as Yeah, well, man. Okay, but that's what I want to do. I don't want to be in front of the camera regardless. Nah. Yeah, we are. We are. This a song. We're going to be the main... Like, nah, I don't want to be the main person in the I want to let... Yeah, right. I don't want to be the main... Take 10% off. No, I don't want to be the main person in the podcast. But that's the thing. We are all the main. We each have an important role. But that's what I'm saying. You know? Like, each one of us has a role. Like, I want to be able to be more in the back.(Speaking Spanish) What's the first topic for the day, bro? No, no, no. What's the first topic?(Speaking Spanish) How was everybody's week? How was everybody's week? Long as...(Speaking Spanish) No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Either cursing. You got a 20-minute rule.(Speaking Spanish) It was long as heck.(Speaking Spanish) Nah, it's been a long week. Been working. What the happened? Talk to me. Nah, I've been working.(Speaking Spanish) You know, we said 120 curse words in under 20 minutes. So... You serious? Last week. I got a pass?(Speaking Spanish) No, no.(Speaking Spanish) This week we've been working on a few projects that have been going live.(Speaking Spanish) A few projects what? A few projects that have been going live. There was one that I did.(Speaking Spanish) I forgot. This is a new one. I thought it was a serious The proper you got to keep up with you. You gotta get to be switching out so fast. Hit the top left corner. Yeah. You'll be. And now, okay. And then there was a part that I had to work on and they were having issues with it. And I was thinking that I it up, but it wasn't my fault. It was somebody else's fault. So I felt good about that. Oh, it's a team. It's a team. It's a team effort. Somebody up. Everybody up. Yeah. How do you not detect? Yeah. Before they Yeah. You should know. It wasn't my fault. Oh. I did. I did. It's not team work. No, I did my part, right? Ah. Selfish. This is an I in team. Yeah. Oh, there is. Selfish. How much? Selfish. I team. Oh, are you the guy? Oh, you're the guy. I team.(Speaking Spanish) It's coming in the next iPhone. Hey. And then, Emmy got sick. So I've been taking care of her throughout the week. And it's just been a hectic all week. But imagine if you actually, what you're working for home this week, right? So imagine if you actually had to go into work and your kid was sick. That would be a very hard dynamic to deal with. It would have. She would have gone to the house. Yeah. What am I co-workers saying? Daycare and babysitters, bro. Expensive as Yo. You're literally paying either a mortgage or rent. Yeah. Daycare. Yeah. I'm not even kidding. Yeah. When we first were looking into getting daycare for Emmy, the one that we wanted to put her in for the month, they were asking, I think it was like 2000 or something? For the month? Yeah. God. Yeah. It's crazy. You know how much money they're making? Yeah. They're making a lot of money. That's per kid. And what? You just need like a permit or a little--(Laughter) Yeah. Like, what the am I doing? Yeah.(Speaking Spanish) Daycare.(Laughter) (Speaking Spanish) If this don't work out-- Daycare 2.0. I get the lesson for half of that, for $1,000? Yeah. $1,000, man. Bro, that's a couple kids. But expensive. They got that. They got two. What kid is gonna-- what parent is gonna leave the kid with you? They only see that it's half off? Yeah. Yeah. They don't care. They see half off. They don't give a damn. Yeah, I do it for $500 the lowest.(Speaking Spanish) The older they get, the less you charge them. Yeah. You have to let-- you know, take care of them. Wait, if it's a month, definitely-- That's a lot of money, bro. That's a lot of money, bro. That's daycare. You can't wait for them to go to public school. That's right. At that point, bro. That is right. On top of your mortgage.(Speaking Spanish) And then imagine if you got car notes and That's why it'd be hard nowadays for people to have kids. Like, you literally-- if you want to have kids, you literally have to have a financial plan. OK. I have to ask.(Speaking Spanish) Yeah. Bro. But OK.(Speaking Spanish) OK. OK.(Speaking Spanish) What-- how do I put--(Speaking Spanish) In a political-- politically correct way. you haven't been politically correct this whole entire time we've been doing this. But I want to start now. So how do-- how do the-- You're right. The buzz balls get into him.(Speaking Spanish) Nah. But how do Mexican people do it, bro? Like, you're better than-- Oh, they're so-- Yeah, they have like six, seven kids, bro. They all take kids. Oh, boy. Usually the dad works. Yeah. And the mom stays home. Yeah, right? And then the oldest, as they get older, they either are the one that brings all the kids to school, picks them up, and takes them home. And if-- Nothing to expect, by the way. I just-- I'm generally curious. And if the mom works, like I said, the oldest will be the one to call, do all the But think about it, too. Like, Latinos especially. It's a community thing. Everybody helps out. Do we-- right. We don't do daycares, right? No, everybody helps out. We don't really do daycares.(Speaking Spanish) And then, like, no, no. But there's always somebody there to help a hand. Right? Like, we don't really-- like, we don't really with daycares. Nah, right? We don't do that We do babysitters. Yeah, even babysitters, they're making a lot of money, bro. Yeah. Babysitters. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it took us a day to get a babysitter. We don't need you. We don't need you. Couple hundred bucks a day, bro? Bring the kid over to somebody's house, and they take care of the kid for you. Yeah, a couple hundred bucks a day, bro. The difference is, like, we have no other option but to do that. Because the other option, the $2,000 a month is too expensive. Yeah, I'm not doing that. But then the only thing is, you never know what's going to happen in the house. Yeah. That's the one word. Well, not necessarily. Yes, because-- for the Hemploo, I imagine that this is like a licensed, daycaring type of thing that has its own building, all that, right? Yeah. They're licensed. They have insurance. Anything can happen, right? But if you just take it to somebody else's house-- Well, you got to know-- And they can get just some random person's house. You normally know the person. Yeah. But you never know, bro. That's like the same thing. That's like the same thing. But you never know the daycare either. True. I seen a video of actually today where there was a daycare worker that literally took off their shoe and threw it at a kid. That's great. It's going to happen either way. But I'm saying it's like in that house, it's the same logic where you're letting your kids sleep over somebody else's house. Yeah, that's never happening. But that's the same logic. Obviously, you're putting your trust in-- Yeah, go ahead there. No, go ahead. No, in a way, you're putting your trust in this adult. But there's other people in the house too. Yeah. What's up with us not letting our kids sleep over? What's up with that? Yeah. What's up with our culture and not letting kids-- I think it's like a Latino thing, right? Like a Dominican-- No, it's a Latino thing. It's a Latino and black thing because-- I think it's a minority thing. Yeah, because-- Yeah. We don't let our kids sleep over.(Speaking Spanish) Because you can trust your friend, but--(Speaking Spanish) That's what I'm saying with the baby's answer in somebody else's house. Yeah. Usually, people work though. Have a babysitter come over your house. That's also-- Well-- Isn't that a nanny? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, at me first, we had my best friend's sister. She was watching her. And we were good for that time until she was like, yo, I got to go and get an actual job job. And then I was like, oh, I'll take care of her for you guys. But as far as trusting other people, no, I'm good. Yeah, you're never done, man. is crazy. People are weird, man. Even now with schools too, some of these teachers, they're a little weird. I saw another video today where a kindergarten teacher called a fake--(Speaking Spanish) Like, do they mind, Hina? You send your kid to school and the teachers out here plotting to get you deported? That was crazy. That video was crazy. A lot of weird-- a lot of mess-ups things has happened right now. A lot of-- I know this. I mean, there's this little girl at her class. She's kind of picking on her. And I think it was like two weeks ago where me and Milly both picked her up. And Emmy walked out of the classroom. She was crying. And paquefues. Milly let the old atol mundo, and(Speaking Spanish) Hey, yo.(Speaking Spanish) It is. You know?(Speaking Spanish) When I was dropping off Emmy the other day, she was telling one of the security guards, like, oh, my daughter's being picked on by another kid. And I'm just looking at her. I'm like, you stupid mother. That's what you get. Yeah, it's like when you confront a bully and their parents, they turn to, like, shrink. Yeah. They're like, eh. You just got to confront them. Once you confront them, you just-- I told Emmy, I was like, yo, I know you're a nice kid and all, but metaluna pecosay.(Speaking Spanish) She did with that one. Bop. That's what I've been telling her. I'm like, yo, metaluna pecosay, yeah. This was crazy. It was crazy. I remember one of my-- my grandma told one of my cousins back in-- when he used to live in DR, there was this kid that was-- that was picking on him. And he came back to the house crying. And she told him,(Speaking Spanish) So he grabbed a broom. He literally grabbed a broom.(Speaking Spanish)(Laughter) (Speaking Spanish) She put him in the-- behind the house and all that and hit him. But yeah, sometimes you got-- you know, that's what you got to do. That's what you got to do with bullies, to be honest with you. Back in-- what was it? Sixth grade? There was one kid that used to what, like the 1970s? Yeah, around there. He used to-- you know, he picked on me. And one day I was just like, you know what? I'm tired of this Me pare? Tired of this grandpa? Walk right to him.(Speaking Spanish) Hey, yo. Pat him on the floor. No-- no ditty. Lube or no lube? No lube. Wow. Yo, we's rojo ese via. Wow. Wow. And after that, never again.(Laughter) I just got that. We cannot be serious, bro. We cannot be serious, bro. Oh, it's my fault, but you said lube or no lube.(Speaking Spanish) No me cagatral. I'm perfect. I'll take the victim. All right. He throws it up. Yeah.(Speaking Spanish) He's going to bring it down. Why you think I'm quiet? I ain't got a bad Got a cat in my alley. Do you bite the pillow when you sleep? What's the first topic, bro? What's the first topic? I need a little pillow. What are we talking about? Better, better, better. Why are we talking about-- Yeah, I got my from Costco. They were on sale. It was like 20 bucks. It was like a cool pillow. Always stays cool. I up and bought one of those memory phone pillows. That sucks. Mm. I got a bamboo-- Tell me more. Nah, I bought it when we bought our mattress. Sold it to us. They were like, oh, these are the best pillows. Ta, ta, ta, ta. Shambler. It's more than a piece. I don't even use it. I got one that is-- yeah, always stays cool. Whatever. You're going to use it. But they say, that's my pillow still. Really? It's just mine. I ain't giving it to you. You don't know what he's done with his pillow. La, la, can you let it out? Oh. Like I haven't tasted your lips. Hey. Oh, do it. But that's the way. We can't be serious nowadays. All right, this is-- We haven't started with a topic yet. Nope. No, no. This is a serious question. Do something. Serious? No, no. That was a serious question. You can't transition from that. Serious. Not with our face. This is-- No, it's a very serious question. Do you shower in the morning, at night, or both? But who the hell sweats in their sleep? I do, I'm fat. No. No.(Speaking Spanish) I don't. Yeah,(Speaking Spanish) There's no way. Wait, wait. So you're saying you're naked and you still sweat? Yeah, so I sleep in boxes and the wife beater. And you still sweat? Yes. Wow. No covers, no nothing? Nothing. Wow. You need to go to doctor. I might. Yeah, you might need to get-- I might need to check the-- You got a fan or an AC on? Or a window open? No. Well, I will say that the vent for the air is above me. So like when-- Turn the heat. Yeah. Turn that off, bro. You might need to get that checked out, bro. I'm not going to the head, like-- I turn it off at night, because I'm not even on. I'm not burning. I like being cold. Yeah, I like sleeping cold. I put the fan on in my room. Will you do it? No, you put the AC on. Yeah, you're different. Change the direction? What? On the vent, you can change the direction on it, no?(Speaking Spanish) You have to get that checked out. If I get that checked out-- OK, so Locambio is going to hit Millie, and then she's going to be like, change it back. Sacrifices. You have to do them. No, I usually take a shower in the morning. And I do both during the summertime. No, I do it at night all year round. Like in the summer. That's it? In the summer? Because it's hot, man. Will you wake up? Will you go to sleep with AC on? No, we usually turn it on for a little bit at nighttime and then turn it off. We don't keep it on. Because it gets too cold. What do you mean? You have blankets? I don't sleep with blankets on. Dios. How do you sleep? Yeah. With nothing on. No blanket, no nothing. Whoa. Whoa. I don't-- Yeah, better, better. If you don't sleep, if you don't sleep with blankets, that's kind of crazy. You like to sleep. It's something that you don't-- I know. You don't like-- To be honest with you-- Because no blanket, bro. To be honest with you, I get on average-- Do you sleep with a pillow at least? Yeah. I sleep with two. On average, I'll be honest with you-- Yeah, but at the two, like-- Why, on top of each other? No, no. I put one on the side and then the one horizontally. Wait, why do you mean one on the side? So one vertically. You pocket. So I get-- because I sleep on my stomach. OK. So I usually wrap my arm underneath the one that's-- Bro, you sound so gay right now. I know. I sleep with one arm underneath the one that's vertical. And then I sleep like this. So my head is on the-- What, are you Superman? Yes. I literally make a four when I'm sleeping. The Superman sleeping style, bro. I literally make a four with my legs. I thought you used the vertical one until I put-- create like a fortress between you and Milly. No, I put it on the edge of the bed. What the hell is--(Speaking Spanish) That's how I sleep. So you-- I lay my head on the one that's horizontally. OK. And then you put your arm on top of the other pillow. On the other one like this. And then I sleep like this. Why? That's how I've always slept. Yeah, put it on there, bro. Wow. And then I-- But naked. No, no, nothing. No, I wear boxers. Yeah, yeah, I wear that. So everybody sleeps on boxers. No, no salad or nothing. I start off with the blanket and then I take it off. That's dialed.(Speaking Spanish) That's diabolical.(Speaking Spanish) Yo, that's diabolical. Wow. Wow. So you can't cut her anything? I don't want to. Why that? Wow. We don't even-- there's no cuddling ones you're married after so long. You're old. You're not. The You do-- you give up. What? And roll over. Oh, damn.(Speaking Spanish) We used to. Not no more. We old.(Speaking Spanish) We've been married long enough. Because me and Rosia made the same amount of time as you guys. And we still do it.(Speaking Spanish) Wait until you have a kid. Diabolical. Wait until you have a kid.(Speaking Spanish) All three of us are going to be like this.(Speaking Spanish) Nah, I'll probably kick that off.(Speaking Spanish) What the There's no difference.(Speaking Spanish) I care about equality, OK? Girl, boy, nothing. You get enough of that. It's all the same, bro. He lying. Nah.(Speaking Spanish) But back to the serious topic. What was the topic? Yeah, get that motherfucker. Do you shower in the morning at night? Oh, I do at night. And what we've done at night, I will never change it. What we be wanting? I usually do it night because I don't-- I can't. I don't want to lose sleep on waking up early. I can't do it. I like the morning shower because for work, it wakes me up, like, mentally. I can't do the night because, like, after I wake up, I feel dirty by putting on clothes. How the hell do you do that? Because you still sweat like me. You sweat. No. You sweat. You sweat. You sweat. No wonder you got the meat sweats, too. You still sweat. So how long do you actually-- No matter if you sweat a little bit, a lot, you're still sweating. And you're laying-- I'll sweat if it's hot in the room. You're saying you're better. You got to clean your bed every day, then. What do you mean? You sweat every day, and then you-- You change your sheets every day? We wash the sheets every week. You can't be that dirty that you want to sleep on your bed every day. Yeah, yeah, you can. If you sleep on your bed every night, well-- I'm not saying that I'm fucking disgustingly dirty. Wait, but you still shower at night, though. No. To go to bed or you don't? I shower in the morning. But to go to bed, you don't shower. You just go straight to bed? I go straight to bed. Yeah, yeah, I can't do that. Yeah, I can't do that. I can't do that. So what? You got the whole day on you. Yeah, you got to-- It just makes you feel like you have too much-- You've been outside. Yeah.(Speaking Spanish) It depends on me.(Speaking Spanish) In the winter when it's cold, I--(Speaking Spanish) No, when I work from home, I usually take a late shower in the midday. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You were from home? Yeah. Yeah, I guess we're going.(Speaking Spanish) You don't bank the-- not showering? Hell no. I didn't do that I was going to shower. That's disgusting. But that--(Laughter) You see where I'm going with it, right? Yeah, I know. That's disgusting. But yeah, you won't shower and not to go to bed. Because if I'm home and I shower midday and I don't go nowhere-- That's different, though. My logic is you've been outside the day you want to work with or whatever and you don't shower to go to bed. That's my logic. Yeah, you're going to-- But I do change my clothes. I don't just hop in bed with the clothes that I--(Speaking Spanish) Exactly.(Speaking Spanish) Do you change your boxers when you go to bed? Yeah. But then that's the way, so then you-- Yeah, because then you're still dirty from the day, though. So you do your laundry? Do you do your laundry? Unfortunately.(Speaking Spanish) Yeah, but my logic, though, is for not showering in the morning, I want to sleep as much as possible. That's my logic. I just can't put on clothes like that. I've got to be mentally awake for my job. I wake up energetic. Am I the one that does that? Yeah, apparently, because-- No, I mean-- I wake up with the energy of fighting a bear. Ooh. No, I mean-- yeah, it depends on the day. Sometimes I do wake up a lot of energy sometimes. Sometimes I don't. I wake up with no energy. They can't. Every day. I don't wake up with no energy, but it's just-- like for me to-- There's days, though, where I wake up and I just-- You put cold water in your face. I do do. Like, I always brush my teeth before I hop in the shower, so it was always cold water. But still, it's not the same as you throw water. Wait, you brush your teeth before you take your shower? Yeah. I do it after. No. I do it during. I do it during the shower. You're already in there wet. Nah. He gets there, though. That is weird. Oh, my god. I can't do that. I can't brush my teeth in the shower. Do you pee in the shower, or do you wait until you do it? And your feet are all over the place. Well, that shit drains out. Oh, yeah. You be cleaning the tub? But then-- That's debatable. When you put your toothbrush when you hop in the shower-- And I'll eat, yeah? Yeah. I have a thing that I have my shit on. Yeah. A little thing for it. I've never done that. What? Brush my teeth in the shower. Yeah. I can't say that. I'm used to it now. It's like-- it's like I'm already wet, and I'm already in there. I'm like, fuck. Yo, wait, wait, wait. The worst shit is when you're taking a shower and you got to take a shit, or you just finished taking a shower, you got to take a shit. Or when you farted during the shower. Motherfucker. Yeah. I haven't had one in a while. Bro, you be like, god, you got to turn off the shower. Bro. I said, it's terrible. I'm like, yo, you better-- like, damn. Open the window up in here, yo. Yo. Oh, my god. Yo. Wait, wait, wait. What are you doing when you brush your teeth at night, then? What do you mean? In the sink. Nah, because you got it in the shower. Yeah, I mean, yeah. No money showers? You going to shower at night to brush your teeth? Yeah, take a shower at night. I mean, he's not showering. He's brushing. So you shower in the morning and at night? No, yeah, that I do. Before I just used to do it at night. But wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's say you shower when you-- Like, I shower before I got here. I brush my teeth. You shower-- OK. Put a-- But that's different, though, because you-- I can see that because you're going out. Well, you got to brush your teeth before you go to bed. Yeah. So what do you do? Hop in the shower to brush your teeth? No, no, no, no. I just do it in the sink. Yeah, I don't care about that. And toss a--(Non-english Speech) No, because I'm trying to-- I'm trying to, like, all right. He's trying to save time. He's trying to save time. Yeah, time is money. Time is money, bro. I'm like, why? Why? Get some poverty! No, come on, get poverty. Oh, yeah, I'm just-- Time is money, Chop shit. Water is expensive nowadays. I'm trying to conserve water nowadays. Yeah, trying to conserve water nowadays. Gee. Do you guys take hot or cold? I'm hot every time. I can't do too hot, bro. I can't do-- I like decently cold showers. If it's 100 outside, I should have steamed inside. Oh, you crazy. I like cold showers. I can't do hot showers. That shit. It's got to be cold showers. I like that shit getting my peggy. Ay! No, I don't know. Yeah, because if it's getting warm, you'll start sweating in there. Yeah, man.(Speaking Spanish) You know?(Speaking Spanish) Oh, this shit. You never know. You never know. Sweat it out, bro.(Speaking Spanish) Yeah, imagine. Like, even in the comments, like, what? Like, do you shower in the morning at night? Do you push your teeth in the shower? Like, what do you do? What is your daily routine? The one thing that I-- Yeah, do you shower? The one thing that I will say is, if I'm going somewhere, I have to shower, no matter if I took an hour, like, 20 minutes ago. That makes sense. Well, I'm exaggerating. Like, even if it's, like, two hours ago, and I'm going somewhere, I have to shower again, because I can't put on, like, new clothes without taking a shower.(Speaking Spanish) Like-- Like, what's your morning routine?(Speaking Spanish) (Laughter) You be like, damn. This is a-- Yeah, you woke up or something? I think to myself, how can I become rich?(Laughter) He be like-- he be like-- He be like, you just laying in bed, be like--(Laughter) Then I go into the bathroom. Like yourself in the mirror? Nah, I sit on the toilet, take a poop on my phone. Just rolling, bro. Bro. You don't have your morning poops? Bro, I take at least three. Before leaving the house? In the morning, yes. Yo, but it-- Hey, kid, quit. You got a doctor, bro. Yeah, I do. You didn't-- Milly keeps telling me that I do. You didn't get checked out, bro. You need morning poop? Yeah, you're at that age when you need a colonoscopy, bro. I do. You need a laxative, bro. You need to do monthly-- Oh, I don't need laxatives, bro. Yeah, pakatalin, be a regular. Three morning poops like that. That's crazy. That's too much. You eat a lot of fiber? I got one morning poop, but I'm not-- Yeah, that's crazy. Three is crazy, bro. It'd be about two to three, depending. That's insane. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. Dolly. My first poop was like nine in the morning. You got to hop in the bathroom, morning poop. When does your second one hit? When is it two? After the fact. Once I'm already dressed, I'm like, wow. You got a nervous poop? Is that what it is? That's what he goes. Yeah. And then when I get to work, I have to take another one. Yeah, I'm so nervous. Yeah, why was it going on? I don't know. It just happens to me. Nervous. It happens a lot, like if I do a job interview, bro. I mean, that's because you're nervous. I get that. But you're just getting three poops every day in the morning? Give or take. No, that's great. You got to get that checked out, bro. So you wake up-- They're at the best of laxatives. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is there like a skinny-ass, tiny, small poop? It depends. I don't want to get into this poop like that. Yeah, you don't want to. We don't want to talk about that. Bro, that's three. All right, so then after I do that-- All right, so you wake up. You sit in bed. You contemplate life. You go for a poop. Do that. Do that. Then I scroll through my phone for at least five, 10 minutes. OK. Then I get in the shower while I poop. Do you wipe to get in the shower? Do you just go down in the shower? No, I wipe. OK, just make a shirt. No, I'm not. I'm not. Just make a shirt. No, I wipe. I mean, you can't even shower to clean yourself anywhere. I use baby wipes and regular-- You wouldn't wash it? You wouldn't clean yourself? I'm just saying, you don't know the water. I am. I ain't thinking of washing. Yeah, you ain't thinking of washing. Yeah, they just hop right in. Yeah, because you got to wash it up with water. With a shitty eye? No, because you got to-- but it's like a bidet style. You wash your shit in.(Laughter) Yeah.(Interposing Voices) A bidet, bro. A bidet is on the toilet. Yeah, toilet. You bleach that bitch. Yeah, you put clarks and shit in it. Nah. All right, so then I hop in the shower. The engine's like, I'm going to get a deal. I hop in the shower. Then once I'm done doing that, I brush my teeth. OK. Then I go get, like, Emmys clothes. Then I get my clothes. I iron them. Oh, oh, you iron in the morning. OK, OK. Yeah.(Speaking Spanish) And then--(Speaking Spanish) Nah, but I have to go to the office. Ah, OK. OK, this is where you have to go to the office. OK, that-- OK, continue. Then-- That was a general question. That was a general question. No, it's a good question. It's a good question. Because you don't know if I'm working from home or not. That's the way he said it, bro. And then-- You know, God damn it. I made a lot of studies. Damn, Roman, he's at home. Yeah, he don't do none of that, bro. He be doing it in biceps and wife beaters. He be-- I throw-- I throw up my sweatpants. Then I get myself dressed.(Speaking Spanish) Yeah, we do. Then I get myself dressed. And then I get her dress. Wow. OK. And then we leave. Wait, hold up. Pause. You take a shit. You get in the shower. You do-- you take a shower. You get out. You brush your teeth. Emmy's clothes. You get your clothes. Then he irons his clothes. You iron your clothes. And then you get dressed. What are you wearing this whole time, after the shower? The towel. The whole time? Oh, you're real Dominican now. You're putting a real Dominican in the pool. After I get out the shower, I'm going to dry off. I'm going to watch it and-- Yeah, you got to dry off and put something on, bro. No, I'm wearing my towel throughout the whole entire process. The whole-- At that point, you just be arrogant. So you just-- you just clang it in and bang it in.(Laughter) He just clanging and banging. He just clanging and banging. We got a big fucking catch for you. Yo. Clanging and banging. Yo. All right, so you get dressed. You dress Emmy. And then what? Then we sit for like 20 minutes, and then we leave. What are you sitting for 20 minutes for? Because I take her to Thea's house by 7. And you're sitting there? No, I-- we sit in our house for 20 minutes. That's what I'm saying. You have so much time. Yeah, get out at 5. OK. And then I-- You make breakfast before you leave? Yeah. See, you didn't-- Get rid of some cereal. You're probably doing that in between the 20 minutes, no? Yeah. No, I'm doing that. OK, that makes sense. And then I sit down. I watch a little bit of TV. Do you eat breakfast? No, I don't eat breakfast. And you still take three poops? Yeah. Yeah. I'm not a breakfast person. You wake up at 5 and leave the house by 7? Mm-hmm. That's a lot of fucking time. That is-- That's at least an hour and a half of-- You do realize that it takes me at least 30 to 45 minutes just to get her dress, brush her teeth, and put her jacket on, her shoes on. Because she's like you. She's ready to fight a bear. Literally. The other day, I literally walked in her room to grab her stuff. She's laying there. Next thing you know, she's like, daddy, get my shoes. Like, what the fuck? Yo, I get ready in 30 minutes. Nah. Yeah. It takes me-- No. For the minute, I wake up to the-- No, no, you're talking about from waking up to-- From waking up to out the door 30 minutes. Give me your routine. I wake up. I brush my teeth. No, I wake up. I take a piss, brush my teeth, get dressed, go downstairs, turn on my car, drink my coffee, get my shit ready. By the time I put my shoes on, I'm out the door. See, if it was just me doing like me going to work by myself and not having to take her to school, it takes me about that time. Yeah. But with her, I have to-- Now we're your three poops, though. Now we're your three poops. Nah, nah, nah. Now we're your three poops.(Speaking Spanish) That I take three is every so often that I have to go again. You made it sound like you take a three poops. Nah, not every day. You take two every day before you leave the house? No, it depends. Like, there's some times where I just take one and I'm good. And then there's some days where I have to take another one. Yeah, you need to relax. I'm going to give you one. I got a few bottles at home. I don't need none of that. We'll clean none. Do you need it? You ever think that it'll clean you out? Magnesium? Yeah. Cytrate? Yeah. That's your trauma. That's it. That's it.(Speaking Spanish) I'm not clogged up. I'm good. I'm regular. No, no, no, no, no. This will clean you, bro. Clean you. Clean your whole system. No. For the first time I ever took that shit, I took it. And then I don't know what it did. I knew it was a laxant, but I didn't know. I was not supposed to drink the whole thing. No, you were supposed to drink the whole thing. Yeah, it's 10 ounces. After that shit, I only drink half of it at least. No, no, but I drink the whole shit. Bro. 10 ounces. 30 minutes later, bro. The glass of water. I was peeing out of my ass. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It gets crazy in there. It gets nutty, bro. That's what it was. No control over it either. You can't stop it. No, yeah. If you feel like you're about to like-- you think it's a fart? No, don't trust it. Don't trust it. Just stay by the bathroom. Yeah, just stay by the bathroom. Don't go outside there. You feel one little bubble running around the bathroom. Yeah, you can't trust it. I'm laughing because they're not wrong. It's bro. Yo, I do that shit like once every few months. Just like-- just take a bottle. And that shit's strong, bro. If I'm taking two to three poops a day and I take that, I'm going to be dehydrated. No, bro, I'm telling you. You need to clean your body out. That shit is sour. You're drinking it too. Yo, yeah, yo, bro, head suit. That's the shit they drink for colonoscopy the day before. Yeah, bro. You take that every three months or whatever, just to like clean you out? Clean you out, man. Yeah, because you don't know what-- all the shit that we be eating, all the chemicals they put in your shit, you never know, bro. So it's the end. They will clean you out. Morning routine, go. If I didn't-- I could get out the house in 15 if I wanted. 10 to 15. No, if I wake up-- If I wanted to-- Put my clothes in, then I leave. Yeah, if I wanted to, yeah. If I wanted to, I could get out the house in my head. OK, that's what I do. Put my clothes in, then I leave. So wait, do you guys put out your clothes the night before? No, no, no, no. I know where my clothes are at. No, I know that there's some people that they like to put out their clothes the night before. I don't got room for that. See, if you were to iron the night before, you would say so much time. No, I don't got time for that. Boy, you got the one thing. You're not gonna be scrolling, though. That's why you're always tired. You're up at 5 doing this. Yeah, you could be at 5.36. No, I have to be up at 5. Yeah, but what kind of a mother care? You got 20 minutes to sit down. Bro, I take my sweet ass time. You got 20 minutes to sit down? You got to rush it. You got to be in a rush. You got to feel that rush in your veins. Don't rush my process. Morning routine, go. Yeah, Loli. Yeah. He did. He said he wakes up, brushes his teeth, puts on his clothes, and he's out the door. That's it? What else you got to do? Yeah, what are you doing?(Speaking Spanish) I wake up. I do my morning prayers. I scroll through Instagram for like five minutes. I do a prayer at nighttime. That covers me for the whole day. Oh, yeah, no. I pray every day. Every time I get in my car-- I do a quick one in the car. I'm like, you know-- No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't know. You got to mean it. You got to mean it. No, I do. No, no, no, no. I pray for everybody in my family. I'll be like, yo, protect everybody. Make sure that they're good. I'm not going into the specifics. I don't know if they work. Yeah. You pray for me? Yeah. I pray for all of you fuckers. I don't know. I don't know. You hear, ain't you? You hear, ain't you? Apparently. That's all you, motherfucker. That's your prayers. That's all you. Those are your life choices that you make it. Fuck, I look like-- I just said in the prayer, you make your life choices. Yeah, I pray every day. I got to pray in the morning. I got to pray at night. Every time I get in-- when I get in the car, the first thing in the morning, and when I leave work, I get in my car. That's too many bad.(Speaking Spanish) You get that, bro? They had windshield. Yeah.(Speaking Spanish) Now, I've got to do my morning prayers. Morning shit. Brush my teeth. Your body's been moving that early, bro. Yes, bro. Well, my mind is like 9 in the morning. So like my shit just-- So it all depends on when you eat at nighttime. You probably eat early during the day. My shit. Do you snack throughout the nighttime? No. I eat at like 6 or 7, and that's it. That's it. I won't get the feeling of shit until I get home for the day. That's when everything comes out. You need to get cleared out. No, but everything comes out when I get home. I don't even get the sensation. No. Wow, buddy. I take-- usually, I-- so this is-- you know. Usually, it depends on the day. So I shower and I shower depending on-- get ready. You know, brush my teeth, put my clothes on, pack my lunch, do something at the house, drive to work. Um, get to work. I drink my coffee. Initially, by the time I'm done with my coffee, it's around 9. It keeps sipping on it. So by the time 9 hits, it'll-- my valve will start moving. And shit, so I take my first-- I take my first-- put it around 9, 9.30. I can't drink it whenever. I can't leave the house without drinking it. No, I drink it when I get to work. I drink it when I get to work. No.(Speaking Spanish) No, my shit is black. Straight black.(Speaking Spanish) What, lunch? Yeah, 12. 12. Uh, well, teacher time, 11. 12.30, 1 o'clock. Yeah. Usually 12. I go down to the cafeteria trying to beat the fucking lunchtime rush. Because that shit fucking gets packed.(Speaking Spanish) Oh, they bring in a chef every day.(Speaking Spanish) Nah, that's--(Speaking Spanish) So stressed.(Speaking Spanish) Pay for it or free? No, you got to pay for it.(Speaking Spanish) On average, if I get the main entree, it'd be like $10. That's $50 if you buy food every day. But I'm only in the office three days a week.$30, $10, $120, though. And I don't get the entree every time. Every so often, I'll get chicken tenders or something small, or I just grab a small tray and just go back up. At that point, just bring lunch. Yeah. I'll be thinking about it. I'll be making-- It's easy, bro. I don't prep on Sundays, and I just take my lunch throughout the week. I take snacks to work, and I eat my meal when I go home. Nah, I can't do that. I take my water. That's about it. I don't need breakfast, so like-- I try to do that. I try the longest I fasted was from 6 PM the day before. And I ate-- my first meal was-- First topic, by the way. That's great. My first meal was around 5 PM the next day. So 23 hours? Yeah. 23 hours. I've done a 48 hour water fast. I like food too much. I've done an eight hour while I'm sleeping. I've done more. I've done 30 hours. I've done a 48 hour water fast. It was nice. The worst one was the juice one. That was a good night's sleep. I did a three day juice one, so--(Speaking Spanish) Be careful. You didn't hear it. I said I had an eight hour fast while I was sleeping. This--(Laughter) Oh yeah.(Inaudible) All right. All right. What's one embarrassing thing that you used to believe when you were little? That we had blue blood. That the moon followed us? That's not a thing. Wait, what? That's not a thing. We had blue blood. That's my guy. What? I thought it was white. The thing was like, oh, it's blue in the inside. When it's supposed to oxygen, it turns red. I think that was a myth. That was a myth. It was my brain. I said that at a work site one time. They laughed at me so hard, bro. They laughed at me so hard, it was crazy. Mine was, you know how TVs were black and white back in the day, right? I used to think that-- Back in your day. I've never had a black and white TV. Black and white TVs. Oh, back in time. Back in time. Not your time, but just back in time. Gotcha, gotcha. I thought that during that time, everything was black and white. And then at a certain point, she just turned into color. Fucking yo. Wow. Yo, have y'all seen the video of when they turned-- How you just get a skip over my shit? Yeah, we're-- Have y'all seen the video of when they turned the cables-- The TV from black and white to color? Nah, I never saw it. Bro, that shit is crazy. So that was the point. It literally just changed colors on the screen. That's crazy. Well, what happened? It changed colors. Angel was like, what? It just changed colors? Nah, so they-- so like certain TV networks around the world, there was one that was memorable. They literally did-- it was-- the TV was-- the whole entire screen was black and white. And as they walked, the color kept changing, changing. And then they walked into color, and then everything was just in color. That's a nice transition. That's her-- I was watching "Top and Jerry" for the first time in like forever. And then I was like, damn. Good times, right? Yeah, good times. Good times, bro. Looney Tunes used to be my shit. Yeah. Rocket Power. Them niggas was high all the time. Dad and the uncle. Yeah. Regrets. Wilson, what was the most embarrassing thing you used to do?(Speaking Spanish) Oh, no, that was Manny. I can't think of one, but I do remember like I was in second grade or third grade. And when I found out that females have two holes, I remember that shit vividly. Wait, like the butt and the-- Yeah. Thought it was four. It's technically three down there. The pee hole, the-- Yeah, actually, technically. That was more like middle school, but I was in elementary school when I found that shit out. I was so adamant. I walked up to every girl. I'm like, is it true? Is it true you guys have two holes? I swear, bro, I did. You got to make sure. Where are you from the source? You got to make sure. You can't be trusting. Same, bro. You can't be trusting these people. I remember that. You can't be trusting these people. You got to go to the source. You got to straight to it. How about you, Angel? Damn. I don't even know. Pienza, pienza. Pienza, pienza. I've always been pretty smart.(Laughter) Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo, no, no, no. This is fact you like that, bro. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You've always been smart. I didn't even ask, bro. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Everything. You do dumbasses. For Angel, I can see him believing in Spider-Man, because this nigga used to be in love with that motherfucker back in the day. Would it be that? No, I don't-- I can't think of something on top of my head. You? You had to move forward. Oh, OK. OK. Anyway. Were you scared of it? Like, why is it falling? Wait, motherfucker, he's in love! That was pretty cool. Wait, but then do you believe the sun followed you too? No. What the hell? Because the sun would go like this.(Speaking Spanish) Hey, there, sexy woman. Anytime you're in a car or whatever, the moon is always in the same position. It looks like you're in the same position. I guess. The sun will be in the same position too. What do you-- what do you-- what was your thought when you, like, looked up the sky for a few seconds and noticed the clouds moving? I didn't really think that. There was one time I got dizzy. It was at your apartment. Somebody not get past that. I was sat in the-- what was that-- the little track thing? Yeah. But I-- I was just laying down like-- I keep slipping down.(Music Playing) (Laughter) Did you know that? I did not. No. That was good though. That was a good one. That was a random one. Keep going. No, yes. Oh. The barriade. Yeah. So I have found the perfect personality for me. Play this fucking video, Wilson, and tell me this shit don't fit me.(Speaking Spanish) No.(Speaking Spanish) Is this you?(Speaking Spanish) Have you ever heard of an octrovert? It's a new category definition for a personality type that isn't introvert, extrovert, or ambivert. It's a term coined by American psychiatrist Rami Kaminsky. And no, it's not just another trendy label. An octrovert is someone who thrives in social settings, but only when they're around the right people. You don't get energized by any crowd, but you light up when you're with people that you truly click with. You might feel drained in large groups where the connection feels shallow, but in the company of your tribe, friends, colleagues, people who get you, you're animated, talkative, and fully alive. But you don't conform to groupthink either. You're the outsider on the inside. You play well with others, but you don't need their validation. And that's what sets octroverts apart from ambiverses. An ambivert can adapt easily to both introvert and extrovert modes, depending on context. Also, some introverts can push themselves to be extrovert in certain situations. And most extroverts probably don't feel much of a need to go in the opposite direction. But an introvert isn't about balance. It's about selectivity. Your energy depends less on the size of the group and more on whether you feel genuine resonance with the people that you're with. So if you've ever thought something like, I'm not shy, but I hate small talk, or I don't need constant parties, but I love the conversations. Maybe I feel invisible in some groups, but magnetic in others, you might just be an extrovert. So drop me a comment and let me know if-- So tell me, does that not fit me perfectly? Sounds like you were saying like omniviro, carniviro.(Laughter) Like, introvert. I don't even know how to pronounce it. Is atro-- You know, I had the perfect meme for that shit. The Dominican guy, the fat Dominican guy who yells, Droga! Essoe. Essoe.(Speaking Spanish) They got too much time, yo.(Speaking Spanish) No, not the bag.(Speaking Spanish) Yo, they got too much time. I'm going to come up with this new term. Omni bird, up to bird. All the birds.(Birds Chirping) All the birds. Bird, bird, bird. What the hell, bro? I got-- I'm an outro bird. But I'll leave me. Oh my god. What are you? Oh my goodness. What are you, though? Essoe and Manuel Fernandez Rodriguez.(Laughter) Why? Got you, bitch. Got a big cookie there. Wow. No.(Laughter) You can't hear it. He gets it. No, he doesn't.(Speaking Spanish) All right, all right, all right. Damn, we all even got through four topics. We all was at a dollar. They just shit on your videos. They did. Yeah. And I took that shit, bro. And I saw it. I was like, damn, this is something good that we could talk about. Honestly, after the first 10 seconds, I don't know what he said.(Speaking Spanish) It was the action, wasn't it? It was the action that I told him. Yeah, I was like, yeah. I saw the dude talk. I was like, yeah, that's the dude talk.(Speaking Spanish) Yeah, I saw the dude talk. I was like, yeah, yeah. This dude got too much time on his head right there. Sometimes you hit a home run. Sometimes you swing and miss.(Speaking Spanish) No, so maybe I'm being stressful. So this is an interesting thing. Kiki Palmer, she was on a podcast. Let me get to the fucking topic, motherfuckers.(Speaking Spanish) All right, so she was talking about-- I set it up here. She was talking about that when she gets married, that she would prefer to live separately from her husband. You know, because she feels that for her to be happy, she needs to have her own space. She already had a fiance before. Was she at the usher's chair? Did she get all the controversy and all that shit that happened with her? She was wearing this provocative dress, see-through shit. And people were outraged about it, because usher concert, cherries, stuff like that. So they were like an outrage, because what she was wearing. And apparently, they ended up breaking up with the dude. You might not see it, but-- You can go to that house. She wants two houses? No, no, no. You live separately. You can live on the same-- You know what people do? Actually, I was reading about it. Married couples, instead of they will sleep in different rooms. I mean, they'll get together and do their thing, right? Back in the day, you said sleep in twin beds. No, no, no, they'll purposely sleep in different rooms of the house. So that's their time. They have their own space. Because you don't see in their face every day. That's like their time. You're more missed.(Non-english Speech) I'm too clingy for that shit.(Non-english Speech) Yeah, I'm damn well y'all are too clingy for that shit, too. Wow. I mean, look how he sleeps. Yeah, you be. Yeah, Kaleem. You'll love that shit. Yeah, Superman.(Non-english Speech) Now, you need your personal space every so often.(Non-english Speech) And we are sleeping, though. They do say you should get a queen bed instead of a king bed. We do have a queen. I got a king bed. King bed is too much room. Queen bed is like you get your mode together. Does it matter if you fall asleep? You're not conscious of fucking realizing that. Like you got too much room. You got too much space between the two. I prefer that than having two separate rooms. No, yeah, definitely. Definitely. But they said-- I prefer Queen Book. She said the(Non-english Speech) For a king, you got to roll over a few times. What do you mean two--(Non-english Speech) (Laughter)(Non-english Speech) What are we doing, bro? Are you insured as the-- Which one? What are we doing? The long wear or the skinny one? I'm not the vulture. I'm not the vulture by secrets. Boy, he say she's close. I'm not the vulture's secrets. That's why you got a queen bed. Keep it close. At that point, bro, get a four. Nah. No, that's too-- that's too--(Non-english Speech) I had an Airbnb with a four. You know, that's uncomfortable. The four is good if you sleep it by yourself. Yeah, but if you got two people, no, that shit's uncomfortable. Queen-- queen at least.(Laughter) That's how you-- Did they make a California queen in some-- you know, like how they make a California king? That's the California-- That's get a fucking king. No, no, no, no, no. They make a California king, right? I don't think they do that for queen. I think it's only for the-- Only the Laska king. Yeah, they make different, like, size. Different size for the king. For the king. But not for the queen. I think a queen is just-- I wonder why she killed Nioz, but-- We need all that space. Triple X king. Some shit like that. Elephant king. No, I know this. No, but would you ever decide to do some shit like that? No, no, no. What the fuck? I ain't paying for two hours. Yeah, I'm not paying for two hours. What if it's the same compound, like the same plot of land, and you have, like, a guest house? Nah. Nah, nah, nah. It's not a guest house, because she's leaving it. Yeah, we ain't doing that. We ain't doing that. We ain't waiting. Tell Death Dew us part, brother. She's leaving it at home. So when she come home, she go to her house. Yeah. Oh, she's-- Like, hey, hey, hubby. Then what the hell, you see each other? That's the point. You're not seeing it. So you're missing each other more. That's what they're doing. They're just going to fucking rule me. No.(Speaking Spanish) All right. Super Bowl weekend. Super Bowl weekend. Super Bowl motherfucking weekend. What's your picks? What's your picks?(Speaking Spanish) If one person got a drink, we all got a drink.(Speaking Spanish) What's your go to Super Bowl food? Go to Super Bowl. I don't really do like-- I don't really care. Like, I do a little bit of everything.(Speaking Spanish) I feel like I have to have nachos, wings, pizza. You know, like-- Butters? Yeah.(Speaking Spanish) Wings. Yeah. Wings and some type of dip. Some good dip. Good dip, Tigo Tote. Like the bean dip, the fucking-- The bean dip. The seven layer dip. The French onion dip. Yeah. Wilson is like, yeah. Oh, that kind of dip?(Laughter) Nah, you know, simple shit. Finger foods. Oh. Where you get the-- We know. We know. We know. We know you like your finger foods. We know you do. Nah, but seriously, who y'all picking to win this shit? Sia. Everybody in their mom is picking to see her, so I have to go Patriots. Shut the hell up. I have. You have to go Patriots. I'm the fan. You have to go to bed. You have to go to work. You ain't got to pick the fucking page. Man, that man is unpredictable. Yeah.(Speaking Spanish) You know how I say.(Speaking Spanish) Hey, Losi.(Speaking Spanish) You been like-- You been like, I'm rooting for the Patriots, but I'm betting the Seahawks. You know?(Laughter) That's pretty good. I've seen Sam Darnell play with the Jets. That was my guy. No, but I want the Patriots to win. Yeah, low key. We'll see what happens. Well, you want them to win, but who do you actually think is going to? Patriots. No, I'm-- I believe it. That's his team. I believe it. I believe it. Team, you believe. Sam Darnell has not-- Remember, his team is also the Dodgers. Red Sox, Red Sox, Red Sox. That's BS. That's BS. That's BS. That's just me fucking around. Red Sox, Red Sox. That's one sacrilegious you can't fucking round. What? You can't say other teams but your team. You can't wear other teams hats. That's what we got about Juju right now. We're fucking switching shit so much. You can't do that. That's why I got bad Juju. I might see you in the fucking Red Sox. A lot of declared. That's sacrilegious. You know? Every fucking team that I thought I would--(Speaking Spanish) Every team that I said it was my team is doing better than the Red Sox. Do it. Think about it. Do the reverse. I'm about to do that shit. Well, then you're going to say the Red Sox on your team? Yeah.(Speaking Spanish) Ah, yeah. Yo. Hey. See, the moon don't step out. I seen some shit like that, where it said, if the earth stops spinning, it was similar to the fucking gravity shit. They were talking about how much chaos that shit would cross. Just stop. Like, it would literally-- like, if the earth stops--(Speaking Spanish) I'm saying just I hope it stops right now. Mahina. You flying through that wall, I'll tell you right now. Me? Not only me. We all fly through that wall. This whole building would fucking topple over. Fuck. What you say? Hey, bad bunny, bad bunny, bad bunny, bad bunny, bad bunny. Bad bunny, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. What? So yeah--(Speaking Spanish) Wow. I'm thinking about it. Yeah.(Speaking Spanish) Wow. Wow. Mejoles. Bitch. Wow. Bad bunny,(Speaking Spanish) The Grammy for fucking Album of the Year for the normal Grammys. Not Latin Grammys. Who watched the Grammys? Nobody. Nobody. I watched it. No, I didn't need to be a sauerkraut.(Speaking Spanish) Huh?(Speaking Spanish) Eastern Time or Central Time? Eastern Time. Bueno. They were in LA, so it would be their time. Trick question. Trick question. But it was 8 o'clock art time. Trick question. Nah, but he used the first Latino to win for a full-blown Spanish album. I'm going to be deviled out. I think this shit is all just fake. Yeah, it is fake. But whoever-- I don't want to get into it.(Speaking Spanish) That's like the same shit like Aventura. Aventura has no Grammys. Not one. Yeah, that's insane. Like, hey, come on, whoever they like the most, or whoever gets in their group gets fucking elected.(Speaking Spanish) But I don't like-- I don't know, like the Grammys were-- what was the category they won? Album of the Year. Album of the Year. So it's like the biggest award for the night.(Speaking Spanish) I really didn't like-- I mean, and she's getting a lot of backlash for this. Billie Eilish. Oh, for the stolen land. The stolen land thing. And then there's a tribe that actually responded to her. It was like, all right, give us your $14 million mansion. What'd she do? She said, ah, there's no illegal people in stolen land. Oh, land. Her lamb. No, no, land, land.(Speaking Spanish) I could eat right now. Yeah, me too, actually. Let's go.(Speaking Spanish) No, but yeah, she said like, there's no illegals in the stolen land. And it was like, a tribe actually responded to her, like remarks. And it was like, OK, if there's no stolen-- if you're saying that, then can you give us your house? Because it's in stolen land. How the fuck is that fucking internet? Fucking-- Uh-uh. No, I'm going to say-- What the fuck you think? They still living in the fucking-- No, no, no. I meant like social media.(Speaking Spanish) You think tribes are just like Indians living in the-- No, goof. For real. I've been like-- Fucking throwing up smoke. How does a whole tribe have a fucking social media account? Easily. By creating a social media account. Yeah, they have a group thing. But yeah, they were saying, give us your$14 million LA mansion, because it's in stolen land. So that kind of like backfired on her. I think they're missing the point in regards to what she was saying. I just think it is about music. Keep it about music, man. And there's a lot of videos out there. Like, I mean, these people are not normal people. They're not like us. They're never going to be like us. They're not like us. No, they're not. They're not.(Speaking Spanish) He didn't drink that much. Yeah, but yeah. No, but on a brighter note-- They're not like us. So that's how I know. Cardi B. Saturday Night Live. Brought out Elle motherfucking-- Elle Prodi-- Elle fucking Prodi. Yeah, that shit was dope. I was going to go in and that shit. Nala, go ahead. Elle Prodi here. What are your thoughts on just how the culture alone-- I was about to go in and them motherfuckers got it. How the culture alone, that just brought up Dominican culture.(Speaking Spanish) You think Romel's upset? Elle Prodi, who made it first to him? Collateral, can see. Matter of fact, perfect-- Romel, he actually got snubbed again at the Knicks game. You know how they have celebrity row in the Knicks game. They showed all the celebrities, except for him and Prince Royce. I feel like it's crazy. Why, though? And then you know what's crazy? He probably has him by himself. Take Aventura out, just him. That is for sure. He sold that shit out so many times. It's not even funny. Yeah, it's ridiculous. He's probably-- Mad Life, 80,000 people or 90,000 people, whatever it was. Mad Life, I don't think it was. I don't know how much people fit. It was over 80. Yeah, so it's like-- Mad Life is one of the bigger states. Yo, it's just like, yo, you're so-- you're so sousio. Not one of them can do all the shit that he's done. And it's like, really, bro? I feel like we are-- we have to do so much more than they do, just because we're Spanish. Just because we're-- we're minority. No, you don't. No, you don't. No, I don't. Because if you pick the liberal side, you'd be right on top. The liberal side? What? If you talk liberal stuff, you'll be right on top. Look at Bad Bunny. He's right on top. He does it. Oh, I told him, well, yeah. Right, that's true. If you go full force into politics, you'll be right on top. Doesn't matter. Your music can be trash. Oh, I think-- do you think they're punishing him for his lack of comments against-- That's what I'm saying. Against ICE, right? I think that could be, too. Because remember that interview? They really didn't want to get involved in the politics and ICE and all that shit. And people were like, oh my god, what the hell? How can you now take a stance against ICE and all that? And they may be punishing him because of it. I don't know. Because people are weird, man. People are weird. They're into-- if you're a musician, you know, just-- but just going back to the-- because I don't want to get too deep into the politics. No, no, no. I don't want to get too deep into the politics because it's one of those things where--(Non-english Speech) Pink. It's because there's always-- The pink. The pink sucks. There's always going to be two sides to that coin. And-- The lappy tapping. There's never going to be an end result for it. No, it's true. Everybody's going to have different opinions, right? Everybody's going to have different opinions. It's just-- I'm just looking at the bright side. Dominicans look good on Saturday. Hispanics look good on Sunday. Overall, we look good in the overall spectrum of the international stage. Because you have Dominicans showing up on a predominantly American show, which is shown throughout the whole country, where you have a typical performing on a show that's being shown throughout the whole nation. Because I am sure that there's a shit ton of people that don't know who El Prodillo is. Not just a typical, but like a pioneer in typical, right? Exactly. Being El Prodillo. I think it was pretty dope of Cardi to-- To bring him on? To bring him on and give him that light. Because if it wasn't for her, he wouldn't have gone on. Oh, no. I know. I don't think that there would be a full-blown Hispanic-speaking group artist on SNL outside of a Cardi B, or fucking somebody that-- I spice, or somebody that comes from a Hispanic background, but predominantly things in English. I feel like the first instance that that happened was when that Marcelo did that skit with the baseball. And like-- you can look it up-- SNL, Marcelo, like a baseball skit. So he was like-- he started doing comparisons between like Caucasians, baseball players, and then Dominican baseball players. And it was like-- it was one of the funniest things out in the freaking world. He says like, whenever a Dominican baseball player comes on, it's all about the hips. Oh, yeah. I see that. And like, the crowd is pregnant by the time, you know, he's starting to swing. And he goes and throws all this shit. It's like, fucking-- it's freaking crazy. I got a hot take about Marcelo. I don't find him funny. He's just getting started. He's thinking he's getting started. You want to know what it is? The commentary? I think it's that one. That shit wasn't funny. It wasn't. He was recycling shit for his Netflix special. But even that wasn't funny. I didn't watch it. But oh, that's the thing. He just loud. Their sets are usually the same thing, the same routine for every-- Yeah, when we watched it, he was trying to like find out what worked and what didn't for when he had that special. No, but I'm saying that if-- that's how they do their routines, when they go on tour. They show different shit. Yeah, like-- He was on tour, though. No, but--(Speaking Spanish) Because I've seen Kevin Hart live.(Speaking Spanish) You saw him hard? Yeah, yeah. It's better. Kevin Hart live. You saw Kevin? Kevin Hart live. We'll just say at the beginning. Yeah, he saw-- Kevin Hart. He saw him hard. Kevin Hart live. The routine that he used on that day, he used the same routine for his special. Well, yeah, it makes sense, because for example, even Andrew Scholes, he goes around and does the same jokes all around the city. Yeah, he'll-- They'll tweak it here and there. They're not recorded, technically. Yeah, because-- They just pick a city, and then they're like, oh, this is going to be the special. Yeah, and then that's what they use. They don't go around and telling different jokes every-- No, I'm fine. Just sitting down. You ain't saying what's up? You ain't saying what's up? Look at this kid. I be mad random. See, you respected. I would have said, aye. I would have said, aye. I would have been like, yo, what's up? He looked like he wanted to be ignored. Yeah, this is something-- I would just walk by like, hey, Andrew, what's up? Boom. See, you respectful. I like that. I really love him. They got a lot. I look at him from one of the pockets. I'm like, nah, we fucking suck. Yes, sir. Yo, you see that nigga up there? You see that nigga up there, bro? Go and see him. It can't be disappointed.(Speaking Spanish) He can't be centered. That's how Chief Consecreator ate that. No. Yeah. That's how we like it in the middle. Negative ass. Negative ass. He liked his ass. This is sweet ass. Marcelo. Marcelito. So I found that in Japan, they have a bar that gives out free drinks to people thinking about quitting their jobs. I would be there every day. Every fucking day, free drinks. You would be drunk about quitting their jobs. I'd be an alcoholic. Yeah, you would. Thinking about quitting their jobs. Yo, you imagine free drinks?(Speaking Spanish) I'll run the motherfuckers out of business. That's what drives you?(Speaking Spanish) Does that bring you more pleasure? What? Not actually, like, getting the new job, but just the imagination, like, damn, I can't really quit and get something else. It does. It drives me. Wow, I can quit. I play the situations in my head. Like, going into my boss's office. Like, it feels better to think about quitting than actually getting a new job. They both feel the same. Wilson.(Speaking Spanish) What'd I do? You had-- I didn't do it. You went back to playing baseball on Saturday. How was that? Well, morally, just getting back into the swing of playing. Have you guys ever played any sports in high school? Or in general? Yeah. I play baseball and football. You play football? Yeah. Why don't you play football? Like, my freshman year. And then I would solely just play baseball. And then I play-- huh? Reposition. And what, football? Yeah. I play defense. I don't remember what the fuck I played. No, you don't got to believe me. Have you got to play anything? Younger? Wrestling. And I did. And I did T-ball. And I did-- Why am I here for the first time? Wrestling? Not the first time. And I play basketball, too. Nah, I know you did. In elementary school, though. Wait, wrestling? Yeah. In high school? No. Oh, when? Middle school. Really? I never thought of it. You? Nah. No? No.(Speaking Spanish) Yeah, pretty much. Oh, yeah, but like, no, just getting back. I haven't played-- I always-- my school was too far from my house, so I couldn't really stay after and play sports. I haven't played any competitive sports since high school. That was 2018. And now we're in 2026. So from that long, I haven't done anything. I just been--(Speaking Spanish) Yeah, exactly. Pretty much. I didn't feel a hold in a bat. Felt great. Yo, the wood? Oh my-- Wow. Woo! That was wide wood. Well, wood. That was wide wood. Hold the angels. Wood, bro. Angels. Yeah. That wood right there. We got videos. Yeah. I've never swung a wood. Yeah, I've never-- Woo! Like front loaded. Yeah. So it feels heavy. No, wooden bats are heavy. Yeah, but-- It depends though, because some are light. But this one was heavy. Yeah, they look heavy. No ones now are light. Oh, because I-- They're like-- Because I wanted to start just like-- You got more wood. What do you got, torpedo bats? No. It was-- I forgot what it was. I don't know. They can't get a torpedo bat. They don't play enough to get a torpedo bat. You can buy them. You can buy them. You can buy them. But isn't a torpedo bat specifically for a player? No, no, you can buy that shit. Oh, but I'll say anyway. Yo, ho, ho, ho. This is America, bro. Capital. Capital. What can I get on? Capitalism. Aaron Judge. No, no, no, no. Chism? It says sushi. No, what I'm saying is I thought-- Is he even on the team anymore? I thought the torpedo bats were-- Anything that players have, you could buy. Well, let me--(Speaking Spanish) I thought they were specifically made for a player's hotspot. Meaning that each bat is individually tailored to each player. I mean, yes, for an individual player. People still buy it. But when you're talking about commercial-wise, this is out there. Yeah, you can buy it. I didn't know it was like that, like commercial. Torpedo that shit.(Speaking Spanish) It doesn't go ping. Nigga, it's a metal bat. It's not a metal bat. It's OK. You're making metals. It goes boom. Nah, but it felt-- Ding, dong, ding, dong. It felt good. It just like sent. I meant to be too-- I'm just kidding. I'll talk to you guys. Pause. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, just mentally rewiring my brain again to that competitive nature-ness that I used to have. It feels great. I love it. Did you feel off taking the first wing? No. It came back to me immediately. It was like riding a bike. Immediately. I'm sorry. Once I put my hand on that wood, I was good. Come on, I see. I got go grip, too, on my side. Glove or not glove? Glove. You got to go glove. You got to go glove. I had to go with the same glove. You got to go glove. You got to go glove. I had to go with the same glove. I put this lid on my wood. No, it was dry. You got to do like Moses. Use pine turner. Pine turner. Get the-- put pee on your hands. What? Yeah. That's what I used to do. Yo. Moinses alu. And Jorge Posada. Yeah. Jorge Posada. He on his hands. He batted without batting gloves. Yeah. Jorge Posada used to do the same shit. They made your hands rough. Yeah. For men back then. Well, after that-- What the hell you do? Just go to the bathroom and like-- Yeah. That's your place. Yes. This is an interview that Jorge Posada said that during spring training. To get his hands acclimated. Yeah, but after that, I went on a rabbit hole, like deep one. Of like-- Baseball-- Deep. Of baseball wood. Woo. Like just baseball equipment in general. The different types of wood. Because the glove I have-- well, I have a new one now. Came yesterday. But the one I have from like high school till now-- How do you break it in? To be honest, it's pretty loose already. I didn't buy-- But the one that you bought? Yeah, I didn't buy an expensive one. But that's why I'm going. I saw this glove, this other glove. What are you talking about? Badding gloves or like-- Like a-- Like a catching glove. Oh, OK.$450. Oh, yeah. I know.(Speaking Spanish) Yeah.$450. Yeah.(Speaking Spanish) But what brand? What brand? The one I was looking for was Mizuno. Yeah, I was going to say. Woo, woo. That brand's expensive, bro. I was going to custom-made glove with my initials.(Speaking Spanish) It's fuck.(Speaking Spanish) It's not a man.(Speaking Spanish) Baby Catch Ball. Yeah, yeah. You never know. Yeah, but like my shit is-- the glove I had previous to this one, I bought it like when I was 11. So much stuff has changed. That was 2011. Yeah. Those be the ones that you actually prefer to use. Yeah, but I-- Damn. You were born in 2000? Yeah.(Speaking Spanish) OK, Lucas El-Aware, that's why I called Antonio at the end of the year. Yeah, never. Yeah. Because I just realized he said he bought it in 2011 when he was 11. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he just turned 26 and we're in 26. Yeah. And it's in January too, so I dumped a whole year like that. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Don't hate. I'm not hatin'. He hated. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Your old ass over there. I don't care about it. Sweating in your sleep. I do. You probably got gray hair so you can put it home. I bite. I got one long gray one in my beard. You got one here too. I was like, man. I have one that's noticeable in my beard. You can see it. Where? You got like a thing. Like a beard.(Laughter) Like a--(Laughter) What would your wife say if y'all shaved off your beard? I've done it before. I've done it too. She hates it. You? I hate it. They hate it. I look ugly. Yeah. I do it just like-- I thought about it. I thought about taking it off. Yeah. I got to fucking like-- those fucking old school like razors. Just like-- Oh, the wing shaving? Yeah. Because like-- That shit itches the one I-- No, bro. You just got to do that shit. You got to make-- you got to prepare your face. I don't do it no more. You got to prepare your face. But yeah, with fucking--(Non-english Speech) You put it when you pop on end and just clean your face. Best shaving in your life, bro. Shit is beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. What are we talking about here? What are we doing here? Go ahead. Oh, we were talking about Wilson and his-- Yeah, so you got a new glove? Yeah. Bro, we've been going down to Rabbeho of like bats now. There's so many different kinds of bats, bro. Where did you guys go to the batting cage? It's like 30 minutes from here. NJ Duggan, Morganville. We sure go. There's so many-- I'm down. Yeah, there's so many different bats, though, bro. There's-- There's-- There's-- There's-- There's bats, power bats, skinny bats, heavy bats. Different-- Capitalism, baby. I still got that old bat that-- Capitalism, baby. But it gave you different feels. Capitalism, baby. You heard? I still have the metal bat that they used to use when they played literally. That's crazy. When we used to coach them. When fucking undefeated, though. That's crazy. I remember my dad bought my first metal bat. That shit was like-- and I was like fucking 9-0, 8-9, I think it was. It was a fucking long, like, Easton metal bat, 32 ounce. Shit was heavy as fuck. And it took me like the fucking longest to get like a good handle on it and be able to like swing it properly. Gotta choke up on that bitch. Yeah. You got different kind of wood bats, too? Yes. Bro. That's a lot. Concorto sin corto. Con-- Cork. Cork. Oh. What's in like-- is that sexual? Yeah, I don't know. All right. You got all confused. Have you guys ever-- 9. No, I've skipped the round. You're fucking in. You gotta go down the list. You gotta do the list. KK. Order in the court. Tell them you spent all this time in the right-- Yeah. This will be fucking around here. We've got a progress. Come on. Progress. We're going to go through all 20 today. Yeah. Come on. You want to work behind the scenes. Yeah, you got to follow the freaking-- Let's go. Let's go. The path. You got to step forth. Have you guys ever seen the movie Trading Places? No. OK. Is it Freaky Friday? Step. No, no. I'm getting to the point. Is it Freaky Friday? OK.(Humming) Ask the question. All right. So the movie is based on a guy who has everything. And his business partners play-- they place a bet on him being able to thrive in any type of environment. I wonder what you're saying. It came out in 1983. Yeah, it's an Eddie Murphy movie. And you motherfuckers should be able to know what that movie is. No. Your own culture swine. No. I mean, in 1993, I was-- 83.(Laughing) 83, yeah. By the time I was born, that shit was 17 years old already, bro. Hey, it's a classic movie. Yeah. Anyway. Next time. So the premise of the movie is that the white guy, he's privileged. And he has everything. And his coworkers, they make a bet amongst themselves. There's two of them. And they're saying that if you take away everything from him, that he'll be able to still thrive and succeed in any kind of environment. Is that with Steve Carell? No. It's Dan Aykroy and Eddie Murphy. So-- That sounds familiar, though. I've heard that concept before. So my question to you is, if you had ever-- what if everything you worked for was taken and given to someone else? Would you fight to get what you had back, or would you give up and just move on? How much do I have? Everything. Like I work-- oh, my roots. You're rich. Self-made. Yes, yes, yes. If I didn't want, I could do it again. Without no resources this time? I got no resources now. What the fuck? Did you-- No, but I'm saying you're at that point where you're already successful and you're good. And everything is taken away from you to the point where you're living on the street.(Speaking Spanish) No,(Speaking Spanish) Well, you didn't come into the world with nothing. You had something. You had a heartbeat.(Speaking Spanish) No, but(Speaking Spanish) That's incorrect because your parents had something and they gave that to you. You didn't come into this world like somebody that actually doesn't have any. Bro, but what I'm trying to get at, you said-- I'm a millionaire, right? Self-made millionaire because right now I don't have millions to get from. My parents don't have millions for me at all. So if I can become a self-made millionaire, a billionaire, whatever, I can do it again if everything is taken away because I already know the code. I know the playbook. I'm going to make the playbook. That's my thought process behind it. You did it.(Speaking Spanish) Anyway--(Speaking Spanish) No,(Speaking Spanish) Y'all get distracted too fucking quickly. He pull up some good bats, some good wood. He pull up some good wood. While we're recording, y'all going to do this shit later? No.(Speaking Spanish) I got Marcelo up here.(Speaking Spanish) Show me the other tab.(Speaking Spanish) So what do you say, please?(Speaking Spanish) How much is that green one? But--(Speaking Spanish) Anyway-- Be careful, hello.(Speaking Spanish) Good question.(Speaking Spanish) No, no tan serie on the white. Oh, I don't like that one. No tan serie on the white. I told you to go to the topics that you wanted, not going-- I'm not going in the order.(Laughter) What the fuck is-- Yeah. Let's get back to work. Yeah, let's get back to work. For free, unfortunately. Yeah, for now. No, eh, Foie ?(Speaking Spanish) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no. Bobo Manocketo! Wow Yeah, I'm gonna do no way, you know what I'm saying? And Let's say let's say Formula, let's put it like this. Let's say your kid is an all-star athlete Playing baseball you take you spend the money on camps on equipment traveling And then and then and then they get drafted first overall They get the they get the highest bonus that they could get 20 so they're required to give you money Everything is a trust thing. I wasn't but we are the owners gave you but I gave it to you So now you're required to give it back With interest I got loan do something No, I'm going to the bank Gotta loan that back. I agree with that. That's make sense. I'm back. You know that makes sense. I agree with that actually That's a good bat right there. Well, is it yo what? I'm not looking at bass my guy G. Yo, you're gonna get me Answer the two I answered it too If I like I feel like if I helped my child come become the successful person at least take care of me in some way I'm asking you to give me 100% 90% 80% amount. Well, he don't make little man Take care of me. But the question was all right. Do they owe you anything? I Don't really care about the all-in-part just take care of me. Okay, but answer the question dude. Oh, we know take care of me That's what I mean. They owe you The way you're saying it kind of sounds like they don't just like care of me What does take care of you look like? Oh Don't put me in a nursing home. Exactly. I brought you to the point now you're gonna put But when I got a dog chilling Oh you they owe you a non-nursing home No, just stay your house done. Just pay attention to me. Don't just I'm not gonna do anything my child. You want adoption? Yeah, but the look I want We need milk I'll be right back Come back after the fact he gets drafted like hey, it's me your daddy Wilson Will you give them what Okay Stop watch it after sir boy. Okay. No good with that John only Hana Okay, that's why so get that right. So I know it was your kid Yeah, why not why not because just knowing that they've succeeded let's say you got 500 million I Know you say yeah, you thought about it, bro. I'm gonna put it like this. No, thanks. I'll take no I'm gonna put it like this if you've done right by your kid They're gonna do right by you no matter what you say if you You don't even have to ask them because if you take care of your kid if you are a good parent You're a loving parent and you take care of your kid and you provide them every necessary thing that they need in life They should reciprocate that but a bucket No, no, I'm not serious I agree Yeah, if you if you raise them well, you know They're gonna give you without you asking for it. They're gonna well There will be some asshole kids that even if you give them everything they'll still be like fuck you and not give you anything Beto you would you would yeah, there are some that are like that that they're like Oh, I don't care what you did for me because this is mine Beto you would you would hope to To think that your kid will think of you and be like yo I'm gonna take care of my parents because they sacrifice so much for me. Mm-hmm that I'm gonna make sure that they're good. I Mean yeah, that's what I mean by like yo take care of me cuz like I don't want I don't want to obviously as a parent You want nothing but for your child to succeed and be successful whatever they do. Yes, I will But if I'm helping my child too, is it nice? Oh, I don't need you anymore dad 15 million Leave me that's just give me my 15 minute. I yo well Kelly. Hello. You hold it today. Gracie. I love I gotta have a bow bow bow No, they go that give you shit I'm getting it some I See age, you'll sue in them like motherfuckers. I paid for all your shit and you're not gonna take care of me I will probably hold up in court. He'll grab all his shit first bat first glove first baseball everything memorabilia First first cup First haircut, yeah First whatever's a girl first birthday picture. No playing baseball same baseball, right? No, I I threw out baseball To make no I I did at first, but I threw out baseball to make it a little bit more. You know, it's funny Not funny, but I found this like actually interesting. There was a this Random, this is totally random. Nothing's the way what he's talking about. I found out this freaking one of those like girls used to Work for used to be a show in Disney Channel, whatever So she quit Disney Channel went back to school and she created her own like satellite I know you're talking about satellite company her name. She's um, she's Yeah What is this face something she's competing with SpaceX Yeah, yeah, that's crazy, you know like you quit Disney and then you become a fucking Solid-side come satellite company. That's crazy. They will end in a hint. Yo, you know Again a little bit off a topic of Yeah This person shared with us that You know NASA scientists did a study on children I believe when there were five Again, it was just said out loud. So I don't remember exactly but it was when they were young it was either five or two, whatever and Like 80% of them tested in the genius category like creative geniuses So they decided to elongate this study and kind of follow the kids throughout their lives and by the age of like By the age of like 10 it went down from 80% or 70% I said yo to like 30% By the age of 12 that shit was like 17 by the time they were like 15 or 18 That show was 2% but long so be developed. I don't remember because you don't be that the baddie I was Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're actually listening attention, bro. This is the first fucking time that I do that Serious story about this thing at his job professional development Yeah No, I'm sure they did This thing was smiling at his computer. Oh Mmm, but they're talking about they did a study on these kids and it started from like a zero to one for example I don't remember exactly the agent but it came out that they went out of genius level but as huh Who was the NASA scientist whatever genius level creative eso me mo and then as they got older they got stupider Yeah That's a gist of it. That's what I got that's what I as they got older to become less and less that were geniuses They became less creative So you can cook it stupid You said the artwork Raps with pop-tart Oh Continue continue continue continue Bro, are you are you that? Are you that? Do I want you might be what I want to Fuck how did you not know what the artwork is? Yeah, no, he's gonna say it I Mean that's a medical word you think about it. Yeah Yeah, you gotta put mentally for no, it's not they just made it worse. Yes it is People got soft stop because people got sob. Yes it is Yes, it is It's not a medical word continue Yeah, it was before the people set up on our soft yeah, yeah, they got stuff I mean, they say so it was a word is a slur. Yes So it was that bad what is so so anyways back to what I was originally better thing better thing So what do you so what is the political correct term for small people? Dwarf, is it? Yes. So what do you come the m-word? Is that rude? Yes You made me stop where I'm talking I get a person my leader ah Somebody not allow either just keep going ah So anyways the gist of what I was trying to get at is that you know, we I've been called out. Oh my god. Thank you for something that I know Well pop darts, yeah, I mean if you got a pop tart Pop tart it does not rhyme bro Not rhyme. I just don't want to say it. I know it kind of ends with the same pronunciation you got started departed Pop-top Many talk about talk about SpaceX and xai We got on this going yeah, so like fuck you won't keep going about it Okay But it does kind of like right pop-top Does it take us away it's like it'll take us away. Oh, thank you the fuck away. Oh, we still got time Is your leg Utah Elsa song? That ooh, man. Oh, we're never gonna make money off of this Booba loo, booba loo, booba loo, boo. We love he's not gonna mute it our He's not muting it What man? He's gonna do his normal shit 20 minutes and that's it He's gonna put the caption you gonna look for the word and you're gonna type that word in no, he's not No, he does it I do actually but yeah, that's what he does. It doesn't capture everything No, but he's gonna search for the word Hey, I'll think about it. See how I feel. I'm a budget like When did that switch when we make the switch we're not saying that anymore. What's up with that? I just I'm generally curious. Hey, what's up with it? Like what we stop saying it's like GTA finally is about GTA Impa ta So, why don't we why we stop saying it? Yeah, like what's up late again, what's up? What happened in 20-10 2010? Yeah That's one shit start replace it with intellectual disability. That's when shit starts are sorry going downhill, bro That's one that's when the society started losing a script and something. Wow, it is a slur. It's crazy. No shit You can't put the time bravo. Okay Because Say what Yeah So SpaceX and XE I merge Anyway space space X yes, so they merged that's about it. Anyway, it's next next topic Yes, it's cool. Cuz uh SpaceX is one of the most advanced rocket companies. I think they They were famed they got they were they made the news that believe this past year because They finally were able to Actually land rockets in a specific location And actually catch it just very very hard to do a lot a lot of physics and math. Yes, man So Elon Musk he owns SpaceX and he also own XAI which operates grok so they both are merch on a 1.25 trillion dollar Yeah, pretty much The 1.25 Yeah, I think it's not worth increase like 890 billion now something like that. Yeah, so Yeah, he's not Somebody not get rich or doing that. She Is a chica right there. That's like me having two cars. Oh, let me trade a minute get a fucking jet. Ah I'm under the cars I'm under the cars. What will you do? Put it man? I need to send on Adam in a while. No, I Got this me Don't know I was in my cell my Seattle, I feel you lose. What you Lucy goosey with it, you know, he's on docket It's on though Yeah, imagine imagine if You don't own anything anymore your house your cars Everything you do is subscription base If you if you if you have to go somewhere, yeah, I gotta take a shit and pay The dollar brush your teeth is a currency Everything is currency based. Dada. There's a there's a plague. I Want to see that actually deals with that or something like that. It's called the You're in town you're in town, mmm-hmm You are in town or like you are I and e okay Okay, I just wanted to make sure and it makes it like it's a what's that word cause? Calling you know somebody though. Where's like making fun of Something serious satire satire That's a pay to use the bathrooms In this town and like the rich people just keep making it more expensive without really Pretty much it's crazy like an Anna like The same thing like this like there's something like older movies like that like that like that doesn't simple like movie in time There are kind of like the more technology advances and the more we get into like AI and all this like That's not that I don't know here like the more that those movies kind of become like reality like so like in time was basically um a movie that You stop growing after 25 and then whatever time you had you had left it will be displayed on your wrist and You use that time as currency for everything like and you will work for time and you will work for time But then like the rich keep getting richer and they were getting limited time so that they could live on lip, you know forever I mean when I call it come with the NATO, you know the rich keeps getting richer could get more money more money and then the the Middle class keeps just struggling the same It's like being in quicksand the more you move the the more you struggle and the more the faster you sink So it's like it's just scary. You know, we're a point where technologies and it's a it's getting to a place where You know, we're gonna be We're not gonna be controlling technology control. I mean technology already controls us essentially. Well, there's a There's a horror to get a black. Oh, because it goes along with it. Ah The pocket yellow trail train back on track back on track Design engineer Design engineer now, there's a there's a an actual AI Social media website where they have different AI agents like And they're complaining about humans Apparently there was one that sued his human for $100 You know, it's fucked up. I went I had I had Taco Bells today and fucking I went through a brains out after No, I'm super pretty good. I went through a drive-through and literally was a freaking AI who took my order What the toggle Go just to see I mean, it's not like a regular person Yeah, you literally sounds like a real versus like, you know, it's like a it's a I talk So wait, they got rid of the the person taking the order. He went to the drive-through No, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, usually there's a person at taking the order for you. Yeah, he's still at the same spot Just he he's just handing taking the money and taking the money all that and handle you the food Yeah, but like pretty soon they're gonna get the machines to actually yeah, just fucking tap it and pop Anyway, the thing is they don't have to take a do one or the other and no It's eliminating one person because you don't know I'm saying for you. It's so handing him the food and doing the money in the transaction He's just not taking the order. Yeah, let's say taking the order, but they just not talking Let's see how a lot of stuff going on. You're really busy, right? So like yeah, cuz this stops cuz they won't take your order They're doing something else. But that's the thing. I'm saying like Essentially, it doesn't eliminate one person because sometimes it's not always the person that's collecting the money and giving the food out That has the headset on Yeah, that's true. They could be doing other things. But yeah, it's crazy. I was like, oh shit. Yeah, why Taco Bell? It was closer to my job I fuck with the vegetarian options at Taco Bell Vegetable you still vegan. No, I don't like your vegan. Yeah Me and the family were vegan for six months no six hours. Yeah, no, they get six. They're the hippies Six months six you want all six months? What happened? That shit was crazy. Then you realize oh, you can't have eggs or cheese or nothing like that. Yeah, and then what happened you say Post not clarity you can't eat out milk It's like that it's like this video of this dude like I tried a steak for the first time Yeah God this is the best thing I've ever had in my life. It's fucking has like his mind blowing and shit. I'm like, yeah But good to say I think I should tell them it goes back to what I said a few looking to the Ain't got sentosa. No, we're missing. You're a I'm sorry, but I go like that. No Dile I want life to live and instead of trying to be all healthy or whatever just do whatever or just eating this shit That looks like me. We just we're just more conscious of of where we source our our meat and Products, yeah, you gotta be because there's a lot of they throw a lot of chemicals and shit Those don't even be real cuz look at fucking a carry gold they just got company. Yeah, they just got caught Misleading their fucking customers They don't because you can put organic on anything really no you can't that's the fuck you can Actually the fucking naked juices Fucking they got caught cuz apparently they don't have all them shits are fucking horrible. Yeah, that's no real That's not real like no benefit. No benefits. No real fruits or anything like that, but they still fruit Yeah, something along those lines. Oh, don't yous are so packed with sugar? Yeah, because that shit is full of fruit No, no, no, there was something else. It was something else. It was like they were advertising they were saying a certain word on there on the bottle and Apparently they didn't it turns out that it had it was way. I wonder what that word Sign on any one those big companies take over like the health brands or whatever This might just want profit you got to check the ingredients label because they in nine times out of ten Don't you even same thing with cereal nowadays, bro? It's like fucking you look at the fucking ingredients like the healthy cereals. This is not even healthy for it's not Yeah, look at the fucking special. K. That shit is packed with sugar With the naked juices it was the lawsuits alleging all natural claims or false due to synthetic ingredients and GMOs Mm-hmm cuz they claim like all natural Because there's GMO fruits critics argued the juices are high in sugar No shit and low on fiber and then but they were marketing as healthy Mm-hmm. So when you put that healthy label Shit happens, bro. I'm about to come out with some organic shit. Honestly don't like those juices because of that like Now I love juice Make my home. Yeah, just make my own even I grabbed the fucking arm like the healthy much drinking too much like like pressed juices Like mom said if you know it's a sugar Not like I got what the sugar is still bad for you if you overdo it I grabbed the fucking fucking gulping juice 24-7 I used to grab the fucking like like fruits from Costco that comes with like kale and like strawberries and broccoli Sabina you sort of the pouch Mix it with like fucking foods. Yeah, the superfoods is the havina Pretty well like frozen. Yeah I've never seen that Yeah Having in the little frozen area where they have like the lettuce and all that shit like where the fruit and all that shit is Yeah in the freezer in that area All right, the phrase that's by the vegetables as well, you know, so you know, no This is this are about like the by the bakery and all that shit. That's the fridge though. That's the fridge for produce. Yeah No, that's what he's talking about. No, no, but this doesn't talk about the other fridge the regular fridge frozen all the frozen Pretty good is healthy literally fucking strawberry kale broccoli The frozen bags. Yeah, I'm making my own Just throw it. I mean, yeah, you can buy fresh and just fucking chop it up a thrown in there But I started making my own orange juice So like I'll buy the oranges and just shop them you taste so different to it's crazy. Oh, we gotta live our whole life healthy No, no, it's not healthy. It's just you be you just have to be more conscious of what you eat and portion it out versus just plating a big-ass Not to eat a food that they pop it that every fucking day I do that. I mean I could Yeah, that's true. Well, you still can't be you know, like shit of even just working out won't fix everything So yeah, you got a fucking stamina fucking cardio get the heart heart rate up I got my heart rate up to 193 the other day. No, I was doing sprints Wow on the treadmill just running Like you will you start and stop or you just could continue I did it for like a good minute Okay. Yeah, I really do like the incline fucking Yeah, that's what they say is better do incline with just walking Burn more calories than actually running No, yeah, the fucking stear master. I can't do more than five. I can't do more than five. Oh, that's it. Nah, bro. Whoo Gotta do it for a couple months for me to be able to make that time go up. So check it out. That should be kicking my eyes Telling you to go to the baseball the world baseball Hey, oh, wow Wow, let's go I Don't know if I mentioned this on the podcast a couple episodes ago But you know, I was telling Ellie that the MLB has this thing where you know for their players is very easy The process to get them approved to play in the world baseball classic, but when it's a American players not MLB Mobile is America. But when it comes to the other countries It's an issue and it just so happens that now we have a major fucking issue the Puerto Rican team for the world baseball classic is Contemplating pulling out because their captains their big major best players did not get the Insurances approval to play in the WBC So they're pretty much gonna put out a team with none of their key best players And it's no and for all Hispanic countries because for DR so far right now is Ellie Dilla Cruz and Diaz from Houston and no, there's another one. I'm Konyo Come on. I'm at the table. Hey He's a pitcher Castillo Castillo didn't get approval Yeah, um Venezuela also Venezuela also had the issue But then you know you look at Team USA and Team Japan who won last time Japan Japan I want to I want to beat them. My question is who's denying this is that the insurance people for the who is insurance? representing MLB or the Because I'm OB kind of sponsors the WBC I Mean what's the legitimate reason why they're saying? Oh, they were saying DK the age DK after a certain age that they can't insure them because it's a fuck out of here. It's a lie about your Mike trout Out bro Aaron judge, I bet you have Mike Trot said I want to end up Said I want to play in the world baseball classic. They'll be like boom. Come on With these people injured last 2025. No Lindor wasn't injured last season. Ellie. That's where he was. Did he have like an elbow thing? Yeah He came back, but was that two years ago? No, that was for me. He's playing he came back right? He got a proof he got but that was the last four years ago three years ago. Yeah, I proved now I believe so There's selective on what players yeah cuz I put it like my truck is injury-prone he played To be honest you it all really comes down to Broken rank pinky Despite those issues he appeared in 160 games posting a 30 30 season What's the issue the pre-m Play the whole season. It's not making a fair. Okay, you're kidding Japan and USA all over again Dear, but I hope that shit is fucking great Brandon. Wait What's the isn't the issue is that if you guys heard during the season the Mets pay him but not? MOB is not the issue. I don't know. So in 2025 teams. What are the major teams though? What? So you got the Mets you got Cincinnati You pretty much got all the team but you look at a team that's kind of like Cincinnati there most of them are top-contending teams But at the same time it's like bro, it's it's an exhibition game if you want to bring notoriety to that exhibition Thing you you can even do like the all-star game my thing where you have Where you have a set number of innings that they could play throughout the different steps, bro I get the And your second name said you're on oh, we want to grow the game make it a global game, bro You have the fucking stage to do that shit right with all the key players And you're not gonna approve them to gotta get that rematch. You gotta win. You can't lose against Japan I'm sorry, but this No, I believe in us. I mean they got their pitching. Yeah, but yeah, but Japan the motherfuckers know how to play the game, right? I mean Like player wise like one so the one of the largest countries in MLB he's playing in the friggin world So like but that after had that I Don't care. There's would be no reason for fucking to be like players denied like my thing is if Oh, Johnny That's just a judge Soto all gotta prove to play everybody can play everybody can play Kyle Tucker got approved to play Yeah, everybody can fucking play Because no you know, yeah, it's not gonna make a fair players than that if you're not a full strength I just want to see a good what does your start? I'm waiting from the hassle drop back up. They're sold out Nah, they got some different Snapbacks, I got a plug Got the plug. Yes No, no, maybe I tell me more people from last time Don't tell me you bought it from China They both met equal. No, you go go. I fucking Jersey's up like bro. Oh, come for it. What blue mame? Oh With that who Is in relation to you is in relation to you that is no the only two that bought something was your uncle and your cousin Exactly, but are there relations to view so is your fault? It is so it's your fault because you related to me too. No Yeah, I said familiar to you. I said, we are not we are That there's two distinct bloodlines there And they merge with me so they don't merge with me So I thought about it Double a bottle. No, so for Bill Abbiah bro, they put my cell no cell. Toldy. Okay. Yo, this is legit Hmm Who you think is better much other hermeneres? Oh You think is better much other or Jose Ramirez? Both are like a chubby guy. He's pretty fast too. No, he's not He looks like he's fat but he's not something he's a unit so Ramirez yeah But what are you talking offensive overall you so defensively Yeah, I would say we're marriage just because he's better overall he because he could steal he plays defense and He now they stay in third base and he literally bats for both power and average that was advocate You got you're down. I Think I can be making like the second biggest contract you're done by three runs Two outs bottom of the ninth who you calling off the bench either or you can't lose with either You can't lose with either or I think I think the only thing I will say about Juan So though is that he has better patience than any other player. Yeah, he's very he has good plate discipline And he knows that he has he knows the strike play difference in play Get an S. Dragok is an S. Dragok Your smell play discipline is crazy because I have not seen yo, what do we think about the Rule this year. I love it I like it. It's only gonna be the main players are you there? Yeah, probably What are you doing what are you wasting the fucking Interests to see how how this affects catchers because we know how catches love fucking stealing strikes So he's better than how to hit the better how to fucking hit They better learn you're gonna learn today I Was waiting for the fucking Robo umpires No, I didn't need something. They need some Maybe someday some human What they should do is take the strike zone box out of the TV Yeah, that's not that pisses me off Yeah, you can tell cuz that's what makes the thing a problem You can see where how mad they made that shit on there What here's what they're gonna do they're gonna get AI right they're gonna dial it back to about 75% accuracy So it's not accurate all the time Yeah, so you're gonna you know, and then you're gonna randomize a little bit, you know, I just have a feeling umpires They're gonna bitch about it because they're gonna have their union. Yeah, they're probably getting a nice fucking Think about those people that only have full-time jobs in the end on the week is a process Oh better like to be an MMO. You're telling me that got like angel Hernandez Made it through and it was a hard process. He probably was good at one point. It's a hard process We got he got bitter Good as him. Yeah, who? Way there my guy I Would love to get paid for me Raise the level and go above how much the umpires get paid they get paid Like 200 does not get paid hella money You're the only the only work there, you know, they don't work every game. Yeah Some people who have other dogs outside of a starting you can make 150 Yeah, but like this like people what most of them make like around Umpires fuck that yeah, mid-career is 200 300 and then veterans is 400 or 450 Diablo 400 or 450 Let me come umpires You're gonna quit You know, yeah I Can't bring a folding chair here a Day or two a little leaver for the summer. I did do it When you were younger, I did it for there You had another choice do it 30 years ago. No them knees aren't the same right now. No, it wasn't 20 no, it was about like 15 30 bro. No, it was it was less than that cuz it was around 35 2009 no, it was around Now 37 37. Yeah 37. I turned 37 like in December Wait, wait, wait, wait, so that shit was 20 years. It was around 2009 2010 17 who you're gonna do it over the fucking this fucking little little like motorized like chairs Wow Holy shit, how long? Look at me, but I call a heck and you're not that far away from me How do you many I don't know actually 33 33, yeah 33 33 30 Yeah, yeah, yeah at that point you round up to 40 Then we're going off of that logic Oh Oh I Was rounding after 35 35, yeah, how is that? How's that? How's that fair? What do you mean? How's that fair? If you're Rounding 30 30 30 no, no, no actual age. I'm 30. You're 50 You know, that's what it is on that note. Oh, I know but you look older than me, okay Oh Man ladies and gentlemen, thank you for tuning Yo Yeah, I can't find this can't find this Shit Say yonas añores Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much for tuning in to our latest crazy-ass episode If you like the content, please like share subscribe to home comment. I do a little up anyways This has been episode 43 of your favorite podcast Look at the Tonya doing see them in theater. Anyways, I bomba