Tony Clark Resigns, Olympic Village Chaos & The Central Jersey Debate – Episode 45

This episode was chaos.

We went live for an hour and the comment section went wild. From sports scandals to government corruption and alien conspiracies, Episode 45 covers it all.

Topics include:
 • The Tony Clark scandal and MLB lockout concerns
 • 10,000 condoms gone in 3 days at the Winter Olympics
 • Is Central Jersey actually a thing?
 • Sunday Night Baseball being replaced by the WNBA
 • Karl-Anthony Towns representing the DR
 • A DEA office shut down in the Dominican Republic
 • How invasive tech companies have become
 • Obama addressing aliens and Area 51 rumors
 • Tesla insurance and windshield pricing

Unfiltered takes. No script. Just real conversation.

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Transcript

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Warning, the following podcast contains opinions, jokes, and random thoughts that should absolutely not be taken seriously. We're not experts, professionals, or even mildly qualified to give advice. If you're looking for facts, maybe try Google. This is strictly for laughs, hot takes, and good vibes only. Proceed with caution and a sense of humor. And remember, Bomba'to!! podcast. Welcome back to episode 45. Are you sure? Are you sure it's not 44? No, I'd be forget it. I have to look over here. Yeah. I'm like, wait a minute. This is 45. 45. God damn. 45 episodes deep. How many weeks in the year? 52. 52. Seven episodes away. That's seven weeks. I've seen his mad clothes before. I know. It's going to be a while, but thank you guys for all your likes, comments, subscribes, subscribers. That's a lie. Yeah. Yeah. That beat was crazy, but that beat was crazy, but thanks. Thank you for all the PR people. Thank you for all the love that you showed on our post on TikTok. Almost for, we're at 40,000 views on that single video and counting. I might renounce beat Dominican. Yeah. I mean, what do you mean? We haven't, we haven't gotten this much love from Dominicans. All they do is cover saying say it in English. I mean, in Spanish. Yeah. The bodies they like, you know what we support y'all. 40,000 views deep and counting. Every time I go in, it's another honey. It's crazy. Thank you. Thank you so much for, for, for everything. And we're going to keep it going. Hopefully we're going to generate more videos. How do you guys like and support like that? Puerto Rico, have an independence day. I'm not sure. I think they do, but I don't think it's an actual independence day. I'll celebrate it for them. Yeah. Yeah. We'll celebrate. We acknowledge. Yeah. Well, we'll make sure that there's no, in our notes, he's going to say July 4th. Yo, the way to low down. Yeah. You're going to be mad at us. It doesn't have one, but, uh, they have a pro independence group honor September 23rd as a little, they lost lot us lot it lot us. Yeah. Greedo those lars. Yeah. It's a, uh, it's a, um, a celebration of the 1868 revolt against Spain rule. Yeah. What? And they have that as well. When do you guys want to go to the PR parade in the summer? We can go to Amboy too. They'd be having the festivals out there. Oh, that's the chef's home right there. I have to swing by quick meal on the way. Anyways. Did you go? Did you go yesterday? Did I? Oh yeah. Yeah. Go every week. You go every week. He goes every week. Okay. I thought you were done going to get up. He'd be getting home from work. What happened? What happened? You tried not everyone in the same just different versions of you. You haven't tried him yet. That's the thing. Exactly. He got two food trucks now too. Hey, might be, might be more places now. Uh, but I try, uh, all the mofongo's except the Longanese one and the shrimp actually haven't tried the shrimp mofongo. If you don't know what we're talking about, we're talking about this guy that has a food truck that goes around New Jersey. His name is, what is it? Chef deluxe, Dominican guy. Yep. Yep. Yep. Got a second truck now. Many love the food. We all tried it once. I've had it a few times. Yeah. I mean, it's not, I don't, you know, for the one time he's near the house. I'm like, it's better than eating McDonald's. That's the way I chuck it up. Yeah. You know, somebody not get by something. So last week we did a hour of live bro. Yeah. comments. Yeah. It was fun though. It was fun. I don't know what. Yeah. We learned, we learned a lot. We learned a lot. We learned, you know, squirrels and raccoons. Was it raccoons? It was raccoons. It was raccoons. We learned about how, how... Some guy was having fun with a raccoon in their nether regions. No, not really that. It's like, you know, we found out, you know, that, you know, they can get in pretty tight spaces, you know, they can get in pretty tight spaces, raccoons. So yeah, don't, don't, you know, don't, don't do too much gaping. All right. Don't do too much gaping. Just be careful. Yeah. My, my sneak up on you while you're sleeping. Imagine that But if you got imagine, imagine up at the bed, at the bed of it. How many, how many minutes we got it? So seven. That's it. You gotta it up anyway. Imagine you have a huge break. There we go. And then you just, that's just falling out. That's just, that's just loose. You can fit a train back there. You can fit a How did it get like this? Seriously. Yo, actually that's the post on Twitter. These two have to have surgery to have a like a huge deal that removed from his It literally was this big. How long, how long we in service? But how, where did that go? Seven minutes. How does that, how's that possible? I don't know. It goes somewhere though. So it just curves and comes back out? Yeah. No, I think that's not like how to open. How do you even like go to the hospital when that happens? Like, yo, uh, I got something stuck up my rectum. Yeah, that's crazy. I don't know. I feel some type of way. I would try to poop it out first. The poop at all. Yeah. At that point. Cause imagine that's the last resort. I mean, I guess that's the last resort, right? You tried everything and still, still nothing. But my thing is like, why would you want to stick anything up there? It feels good. People, people like what they're like, I guess I just, I just, I can get you wanting that. I mean, I don't judge, but like I can get you trying to put something up there. But like, how do you get a stuck up there? Probably shoved it up to broke. He lost the grip and he was trying to pinch us it out. That's crazy. You gotta get that suction one so you can put it, push it down and then just go back up. Right. Remember the suction one that I got for Christmas? What? Yeah. What happened to that? Pressing P yellow. I don't know. He just, once I left the house, it just became, it became what? A spirit. And then it does appear. No, the new owners might have it. Now, but going back to the raccoon, the, the show you were saying, like you wake up to raccoon. Have you seen a rat? I haven't seen one of yours. I mean, I haven't been outside. When I take out trash, I always be seeing them like in the, just looking at me to throw out. Them bitches look gnarly, man. Have you ever seen a possum? Like up close? What's it? What's I'm getting confused. It's a raccoon or a possum. I don't know. Look, they have like the uh, like teeth or long mouth. I don't know. That's the, that's the possum. Well, they both kind of have a long snout, but a possum has like a long. Yeah. I think there's that one. Yeah. So like when I used to live at, um, the house and my room, they, there's a crawl space, but they don't have like a door to close it. So all I hear is scratching on the carpet. And I'm like, what the is that? I go and look down, bro. That was looking at me, bro. I've never ran out of a room so quickly. Well, you were downstairs. No, I was upstairs. See, some man. Because they got through there. Apparently there was a hole in the roof and they got through and bro, when I tell you, all I saw was the little paw and then I know on the floor. And then I put my phone light to see what the hell it was. And all I saw was the face of that I was like, no, no, yeah. I can't do that bro. That's insane. I can't look at it. Now I had to call the exterminators to follow and they, and then of course they didn't find it. And then they closed up the holes. So at least that was good. Cause you know, the populate quick. I mean, warm environment, warm room. I remember those days. She used to be hot. Even in the winter, it used to get all up in there. Even in the winter. No, the heat. That used to be good. That's, that's his trick. That was, that's what he used to do back then. Yeah, that's what he used to get. I'm like, oh, oh, it's so hot here. Oh my God. They love cute, right? No, not, not even just looking at a raccoon. It just looks like it's ready to rob you. That's what it looks like. And then a possum just looks like a rat. This is a big rat. That's disgusting. Yeah. Yeah. Imagine that hat. Imagine waking up and seeing that Oh yeah. That's the one. Yeah, that's the Yeah, that's the one. Bro, I grabbed him on bat and I was trying to smack the hand. The uh, I'm in one of my coworkers. He had, uh, he set out traps around his house and he caught one and he like, he took a picture of it. It was like, just do that. Like the mouth was like old red and Do we have sympathy? Do we have sympathy for animals like that? Like a, like a possum or raccoon? No, no. Like a rat. Obviously I don't care. No, like any rodent looking animal I don't rock with. Do you have sympathy for snakes? No. Yeah, me neither. I'm not a big fan of. You know, like the, like, uh, going back to PR, like PR is like, like they have a set of anacondas and Like they do. Yeah. set of like, uh, pythons and like that. Not anacondas. Yeah. Pythons. And like, you do where I got to have to be there. They're like people like, uh, uh, catching them and just like, I saw one where it was called up in inside of a wheel well of a car. It was just it was like about like a 10 feet, 10 feet long. Still a bait. It was still not full grown. That's crazy, bro. That's why my would never move to Australia to I wouldn't even envision it. I have no, no reason to go over there at all. Bro, they, they Australia. It's so crazy out there that they literally live on the coast and like in certain areas. So it's like Sydney and I think like three more areas around and then the whole middle is just like, I couldn't do that. There's no people living there outside of like the like tribes and that live out there. It's the dogs or cats that when you die and it, like I said, you die at your house and your, you're dead for a few days in your house. They will start eating your body. Uh, both of them. I think both, but I think morally the dog than a cat. Yeah. I thought that man's best friend. What happened? They hungry. Yeah. The app, the one that will eat you. No problem is a pig. Oh yeah. Yeah. Big Z anything bro. Anything brother. I think I saw a video, like, um, uh, how long it will take, different types of animals, uh, to eat a human body. I think pigs were one of the, like the fastest animals in the world. Cause like the way they would just chew through everything. They won't even wait for you to start decomposing. No, no, no. They would chew through the bone and through the skin. They would chew through everything. Everything bro. It was crazy. I'm like, holy. That's why they say, uh, pigs are like the, I was gonna say, you think they had, they just don't have no remorse against us. They don't, they just eat anything. They eat, they eat, they eat like garbage. Yeah. They don't care. Yeah. I don't eat them because they're too nasty. You cleaning animals nasty. There we got almost See Like some, some belong. Yo, have y'all heard about the condom shortage at the winter Olympics? They ran through 10,000 condoms in three days. The more cholera, the more cholera in three days. Is it specific enough to where it says the sport? Like what's not overall, that's not that much to be saying. That's a lot of athletes there though. Where is the Olympics right now in Italy? No wonder. No, but like this has been like the ongoing thing that they were talking about. Like that at the Olympics, like the athletes is like the, the, were they sleeping the Olympic village? They always say that them like they go and have sex. Like it's crazy. Like they'd be having orgy is cause they're training. So while they're training, they don't have me to blow some steam for like what a month. Yeah. But they've been training for God knows all the significant other. It's not like you just not. It's like, it's the same with boxers. They don't, they, they tell them not to have intercourse during their training to stay aggressive. Well, then you make it, you're it up there though. So what did you want to keep not do it in the Olympics? No, but a lot of them, once they finished their, their thing, they go out and release them rabbits. 10,000 common lot though. Yeah. They, uh, they had to bring more. I think they brought it like close to like a hundred thousand more for the time that they did. Like every Olympics always talk about at least at least their practice in safe sex. I'm surprised. Yeah. I mean, cause yeah. It's the winner to, yeah. Like, wouldn't that be the perfect village to not have safe sex? Cause you could produce a enormous baby at that point or talented baby with, you know, that's some of them. I'm sure they do. Imagine it like Michael Phelps whoa, whoa, who's a good, um, Lindsay Vaughn Lindsay Vaughn. She almost died. Yeah. She must die with a injury. Who's a good, uh, Olympian girl. I don't want to name names, but Jake Paul's girlfriend, whatever she is. What is she, what's she doing? She does some skiing. She's, she does have fast skiing and Yeah. Um, some weird sports, bro. Yeah. What is it? It's not the show with the dead throw the stone. Yeah. I'm like, yo, it's like darts with stones. Did you guys see the one where they do the skiing down the mountain? They stopped, they shoot a gun and the targets and then the triathlon. Yeah. That one. Yeah. I'm like, who came up with all this bro. My question is, is how do you one day be like, yo, I think I'm going to be good at that and just start practicing. Do you got to try all the mountain people or the or the one where, you know, they, they go down like the steep slope and then they just jump and go like this. Like, how do you know like, yo, yeah, that's, that gotta be scary though. What doing that? Yeah. That jump. Cause they lean forward. Like the way they look is crazy. It is like they're gliding. Yeah. Like this. They're pretty much like this with their freaking skin. crazy. Like, how do you know that you're good at that from the jump? Try an error. Don't be don't be. I'm going to try another sport now. I can't do that to me. What? I'm not, I'm not. Tell you what. Somebody like a boss. Like I don't even hockey, like hockey, apparently is very big. If they're, if they're using that amount of condoms at the Olympics, shouldn't they just make it a sport? Well, who can use the most amount of condoms and then what? And the 10 minute period. That will be your, he'll be the most winning is Olympian ever. Wow. Bring gold every year. Yeah. Cause the, are not in it, right? What in the Olympics? The winner? No. I think Haiti has one person in the winter Olympics that qualify for size. Don't we have a runner? No, they don't do running here, right? Yeah. No, this is when they're all winter sports. It's not actual. You talking about the, that lady. Yeah. Yeah. Um, was her name? Uh, it starts with a P. Yeah. I forgot her name. Her name is a Mima. No, her name is Paulina. Something. Yeah. Paulina. Yeah. You know who it is. Don't judge us. We're Puerto Rican now. Yeah. We'll switch it up. So far the US has 10 gold medals. Yeah. And no, nowhere has 17. Yeah. No, they're, they're a winner country. Would you? You went on the Olympics? No country. Norway. Like at the end of like, Oh, they won. No, they don't. They just keep tally of who has the most, but there's like no, this country won the most medal you get in the winter. This is just winter Olympics. It's just winter. All winter sports. So skiing figure skating. I'm waiting. I'm waiting for some bombing. Right. Yeah. It's usually every other year. Yes. So next year, it doesn't my swimming. She, I lay on the fly stroke. I think only LA. Yeah. That's so that traffic. Yeah. That gets bad. I can imagine. For the, the regular Olympics. I like to see the track and feel that too. Should be interested. Volleyball. Um, boxing. That's good too. Uh, I want to see the flag football and see how that is going to look like. That's a thing. Yeah. They added it. It's a new, uh, I'm saying we, we could do it. Try to become the Dominican team. I'll see you on the field tomorrow. I'm going to, it's supposed to snow again. We're supposed to get another store. Yeah. I ended up hiring a guy for $200 to do my I'm not doing that. Bro. I was so tight. Like this finally started melting. We're, we're, we're getting more of this Looking like it should be gone by Wednesday though. It's gonna, it's gonna rain on Wednesday. It's gonna be like the minimum is two. No, I think the temperature just doesn't. That's two to five Saturday and five to eight on Sunday. It's not going to be cold enough for it to be like 10 inches. It's going to be, it's going to be, it's going to feel colder. It's going to be like, I just don't want that to stick. I'm tired of this Snow. Yes. Snow, snow, get some blow, get some hose in the toe. What? What? Yeah. You're a snowblower. You know, I ordered one. Snowblower. I'm thinking about my snowblower dog. Like one of the most sketchy aside from what? Am I? No, it's from Wayfair. Yeah. Like that. You got a snowblower. It's about to be a toy. It was $70, but then like, it out for a snowboard. No, see when it comes. Yo, no, that was in broken English. I'm gonna say I up. And then send me no email confirmation. Why would you buy it from? Because it was $70 from Wayfair, but that's a table. It's furniture. You gotta go like tractor supply.$70. We'll see when it pays hardware. What was the brand? Ching Chong. Bro, then I want to, cause I didn't get an email confirmation. So I went back on the page and that don't exist. So you bought the last one. Nigga bought a picture of a snowblower. Yo, I was thinking about buying a snowblower. Bro, they're either too expensive or out of stock. It's like impossible now. Yo, you gotta get into summer. Yeah. Nobody wants it. Nobody ever. Yeah. Cause the one that I want is a lot of money, but I don't, I don't want to spend money. You're about to buy it. Ain't you? I'm trying to, I, no, I'm not. I need to cut it out. It's not. Then you buy it and it never snows again. Yeah. Exactly. Then I don't want to be spending money and stuff. That's not. There's only one more source. I'm thinking that'd be good. I think it's not like that. It's just like a, it's not my house. It's not my house. I'm done. I'm done. I gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta new, new, new, new beginnings. Can I say something? The other day, I don't know why. I was, uh, for some reason, I don't know why, but that pays in us dollars. I wonder why. Yeah. Yo, what was up? It's how I was like, yo, I can live like a millionaire in DR making us dollars. What were the jobs you found? Yeah, it was like, uh, it was a safety job for, uh, get away from that. I did, but the pay is good. How much does that pay? They, uh, I think it was like one 10 us dollars. Like 110,000 over there. Where were they? Where in DR? Uh, it was, uh, the, it was closed by some normal Mango. I'm about to put you in the hood. You better be security guard. Nice. Yeah. You say that now. No, no, no, no. It's an actual like, um, safety, uh, manager for like, um, is called the company is called Eaton and it's for like their like supply factory. Yeah. So I'll be the person in charge of like the safety procedures and making sure that they're working safe and And I was like, bro, I was doing the calculations. If, if I made 110,000 us dollars in DR, I would be making about like nine million, uh, nine million pesos. Yeah. But the things that we don't realize is taxes over there are a lot more expensive, bro. How much more would I be living paycheck to paycheck? I don't know. Or would I be living like a king? I don't know. Cause like, like, have you seen like, um, what's something that has a lot of taxes there? Gas. Oh yeah. Gas is stupid expensive. That's gas is like five, six dollars regular. Just, just annoying. You have to have a very, either like a diesel truck or, or some sort of like a CRV rat for type shit. Um, but like when you go out to fucking restaurants and like, they're like, they're eat debits and shit. I think, I think it's like what? 18%. Something like that. You're percent. What? Just taxes or gratuity or? No, that's just, that's just taxes. Then you get the gratuity is on top of that. So LaVina and then like, if you got tip over there, yeah, like it's mandatory. Well, not it's like here. Like if this shit is mandatory. Yeah. I mean, when you go there, when you go out for a, for a restaurant, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like the way you were saying it sounded like it was part of the bill. Pretty much say, yeah. It's just listed out. Like this is, this is how much is how much is how much. So I fucking, uh, what's the matter? I think, oh, like houses, like mortgages, like the APR interest rate is like the lowest is 14%. I'm saying, but if I'm a million, you start calculating and share. Like I look at how much, how much does, uh, taxes in the medical public. Maybe you never quit. Then if he goes there, cause I always tell my wife that like, if I make the money that I make here over there, Hesse, I would never see my taxes in the Dominican Republic include a progressive personal income, uh, from one from 0% to 25% based on local earnings and 18% VTA. I don't know what the fuck it is on goods and services. It's that way. Yeah. 27 corporate tax rate and a 1% annual property tax on homes exceeding, uh, 9 million pesos, but I ain't gonna buy a fucking $9 million. I mean, I'm million peso. Well, you'd be making that man. Yeah, but I mean, like, but I'm not gonna fucking be out there trying to act like I'm gonna live like a king. Yeah. What do you think you're going to buy for her? What do you think? Like a 9 million, 9 million peso house, you know, depending on where you are. It's not apartment. Yeah. True. That's what I keep saying. Like I took it to my wife. Like, you know, we're not going to live there. You know, it's just best to buy an apartment. I just have it by yourself and buy yourself a $90,000 apartment and a nice gated community. You could in the city. I could see you getting an apartment, but I give you away from the city. You will want your own land. I don't want to be next. Even in Santiago, they, they got some nice as apartments. I will get it in Santiago instead of a capital. Yeah. The apartments out there are nice. It's okay to give you, to give you an example, like my, um, so you're saying 9 million pesos, right? Yeah. So my grandma's house in low hardina, uh, they offer my dad 40 million pesos. He turned it down and that's roughly what, like 400,000. Just don't have that money. What was it? Like 40 million, 40 million pesos. I don't know. Divided by 60. I don't know what it is. What is that? 300,400,000? Somewhere around there, roughly. 40 million Dominican pesos is about 600,000. Yeah. So close to a million, a million dollars. It's not even that big of a house and it's an old house. It's just because of where it's at. It's literally, yes. It's because of where it's at. Cause like where, where, where she lives is a very, like, uh, it's in the center of everything. Uh, there's a lot of businesses out there. It's a very like this parks. It's a very, it's a very nice, it's like, see no right there. Mike didn't pick that up. I'm like, yeah, same way you have your buns. I just have my wow. Nah, but yeah, it's just crazy out there, man. But, uh, it's just hard for me to imagine yourself and imagine myself in an apartment in DR. It's, you know, for me, you know, like, cause all I do is like pretty much when I go there, that's why I stay, stay at like Airbnb apartments. Um, man, I'm used to it, but yeah, like if I live there, I would want to, I would want to have like my own land. Just fucking like a nice little townhouse. And then as you, as you want to deal with the US mentality, bro, no, but I'm saying, as you establish yourself, you could start working on buying your land and building your own house. I'm saying, cause if, if, if you're making good money from here, going over there and you know how to manage your money, right? And make some good investments, you can be, you, you should be able to fucking know. Yeah. It's just like, there's a lot of, um, if you make it 9 million pesos in a year over there, that's what it was right now. I mean, I live in the car for a year. Or with Amelia, something like that. Yeah. I mean, like, um, this lands last, you know, you can buy land for like a couple of million pesos, pretty good. Like 500 square meters, a thousand square meters. That's pretty, that's a pretty big land. Um, you can build your house right away and then they won't fucking rob you because you go and be there all the time. Yeah. Why not? Why not go to Puerto Rico? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What are we doing? Yeah. Yeah. Because it's dollars. No, no tax. Yeah. And your PR was more expensive PR though, for a reason. Cause I mean, I mean, no, like fucking, that's not a thing. Vehicles, bro. Hell yeah. Look up how much of this important vehicle to the maker of poker, bro. Yeah. They're going to add that fucking price to that, to that shit. Fucking, um, um, what is it? I think I looked up, um, uh, to your Alexis Alexis, um, I like 600. I think it's a hundred grand over here over there as close as double. So I almost 200,000 because they got imported import. You gotta pay taxes. I mean, you get, you get breaks. If you like import it like an American car made in America, you know, yeah, but it's definitely, it thinks, you know, you know, when you finance anything is going to be more expensive than over here. That's one thing. So when you say $90,000 apartment, you think 90,000 in, in, in the rate over here, but it's 90,000 app 14% with 20% down. They don't do like, Oh, you can only put 2% or 3% and have your way. Nah, you got to put 20% down that bitch and then finance it up 14. And then I think they don't do 30 year rates, 30 year mortgage rates up there. I don't think they do. I think they do 15 or 20. So yeah, if you can give up being Dominican and be something else, what would you be? Like race wise or just, no, you can't mind. You're going to corn alien. You good. I'm saying you can't be with that. You could identify as whatever you want to be. But he doesn't hear the mini count on like, if you can't be Dominican anymore, you had to pick something else. What would it be? You also eat Chinese food every day. You really be Chinese. Like Chinese Chinese or are you talking to Japanese or like white Chinese? No, but you'll be black. No, he's going to do the micro Jackson treatment. Like Chinese. Yeah. It's like there's not straight from China. Yeah. Not living in China. Yeah. You don't see that. I don't see that. I don't see that. You don't see that people that they're in jail. They're in jail. They're locked up. They're locked up. That's that. That's the general South chick. Yeah. That's how they make that. That's how they make that sauce right there. That's how they make that soft. They can't be, bro. It has to be mixed in with some. No, no, no, no. Because somebody says. Click on him, bro. John Ping. Oh, John. What is he? What is he? Chino. Black and white pictures. I don't count. Negra. Blanca. I'm a really nice. So wow. Negra. I'm gonna lie. I'm gonna lie. But Oh, that's crazy. Wow. But oh, there'd be there'd be. Wow. You find, uh, I would be Japanese. It would be one of those two. Why? They're smart motherfuckers, bro. I don't mean you're doing it for the smart. Really? What else? What else is there? Jimmy. You're right. Because this is either your European, Asian. Indian. No, I wouldn't be Indian. No. I mean, there's a pretty high like royalty, like, you know, like wealthy Indians. Will you be, will you be, uh, from, uh, the fucking, uh, Saudi Arabia, like the oil family? Hell yeah. Black people in China comprises comprises a small diverse population. Mainly concentrated in gang zao informally known as chocolate city. Wow. Chocolate drop up in here. Chocolate city. Chocolate. There'd be all over the place. There's black Japanese. There's black. Damn. But not, they're the ones they, they're like, they're like, what are they like four billion people over there or something? Like two billion people. There's a lot of people in there. We're all over the place. What? The men again? I mean, well, it's two. Who's we? Yeah. Yeah. Who's we? You guys, you got, you got kids and well, well, yeah, yeah. I gotta say I, I, I know black. I Dominican. Me no black. No, but you're like, we're everywhere. Who's we are? Who? Who's we? Who? Are we not black? You might be. Yeah. Wow. Where do we descend from? Where do you descend from? My great, great, great, great, great, great, great. Christopher.(Inaudible) Great, great, great, great, great, great, great.(Inaudible) No.(Inaudible) No, I would definitely want to be either, uh, Chinese or Japanese. Think about sacrifices though. You got it up here.(Inaudible) You don't got it down there. Oh, I'll take it back. I'll take it back. I'll take it back.(Inaudible) Can I keep that? No, no, no. Oh, you gotta go full swap. Full swap. We can do it. I got to have a Dobby bro. I got to Dubai or some shit like that. One of those fucking like princess. Wow. Bye. Do y'all believe in, uh, that there's a central Jersey? The governor said there was. We're part of it, bro. It is show. We are part of it. There's a lot of people that, that argue that central Jersey is not a thing. You can't say that we're from where we're from. It's South Jersey. You can't say it. It's not South enough. Yeah. What is considered South Jersey? Like what's the, what's the, uh, you think woods and beach anywhere. Well, I assume it has a shoreline. Anything? No, no, anything. Anything pass on top of training. Belmar. No, no. I would say pass home. No, I say once you reach, once you reach Princeton and yeah, after, after you hit Princeton and further down, that's South Jersey. Once you start seeing a lot of open land, that's South Jersey. To me, I consider South Jersey whenever you're driving on the Parkway and you see the dirt on the Parkway switches from grass to sand. That's when you know that South Jersey, South Jersey, baby. Whenever you see the Parkway switch from fucking grass to sand, you see the sand on the side. Like, Oh shit. Wow. You know, it was the area that nobody really talks about in Jersey. Western Jersey. Oh, Western. Western. West Windsor. Now we just talk West. It's orange. No, no. Like West Jersey. Like we're in West. No, we're more East. Why is it like friend like Princeton is West. That's West. That's South. Like the weird, like the weird counties that you never hear about. Up there. Yeah. That's like the way I like PA. Burlington County pretty much is right. It's right next to in front of PA. Yeah. But South Jersey, to be honest, to me, South Jersey is PA or fairly at least. Yeah. They're literally Philly Junior. Pretty much anything like, uh, uh, uh, uh, Melville, sicklerville. Harbor. Yeah. Service what center or South Central. That's center. Yeah. Because I used to go to high school. Well, you went to high school there. Yeah. South and boy when I did. That's where it was at. That's what it was at. It was there. Yeah. Why you think I have to get up a fucking death truck of Don everything. Cafe school in South Amber. Wow. That's great. Yeah. Close down. But hey, it was there. Oh, why the close down? Yeah. Why did it close down? I don't know. Actually, you got to support. Close down some point. Questions. You got to be asking. No, I think it was money laundering, some shit like that. Yeah. I heard about the shit in Lakewood. Was Lakewood. Lakewood. Where's that at? Well, I think it's ocean count six flags. That's what I think of. Yeah. It's near six likes. Yeah. Isn't that January? So they have a huge like orthodox. Or the orthodox. Jude. Uh oh. Acidic Jews. Oh, gotcha. Gotcha. The city Jews. Acidic Jews. Acidic. Acidic. What? You got like a stomachache? Yeah. No, your song. They don't like to-- basically, they take-- They don't mingle with others. Listen to that. They take-- they literally take over. That's not something. I thought that was Highland Park. That too? That too. Bro, there's Debbie Jews up north too. In Union City, when I be going up there, there's nearly all of them just-- No, bro. Like even-- So we're building a complex in Jackson. It's kind of like-- Oh, that's-- they're huge. And it's brand new townhouses. Brand new from ground up. Isn't there not that expensive too? Like 400,000 or something like that. Really nice townhouses. Down south Jersey is not that expensive. And--(Speaking Spanish) Fua. Fua. Fua. It's all-- They all get that together? Yeah. It's like all of them. You will see the real term. It's the same-- Yeah, they build their own communities. So like, they don't take us on the city Jews. And it's like they don't-- they don't mingle well with others. They like-- let's say if you live in their neighborhood and they want your house, they will like-- or you're selling your house, they will make it where nobody will give you offers or they will lowball you. And their offer is the only one you can accept in a way. So it's like-- it's a lot of-- Some shady shit going on. And then they get into the council for the township and shit in the Starlight. Shit, I think the mayor for Lakewood is-- Wow. Yeah, they literally take over. Oh, yeah, they're overpriced. I mean, bro. I met a Jew once. His name? Yankee. Oh, oh. How you saw that? I don't know. Like Yankee? What a job. His name is Yankee. Wow. He had the curls going. Yeah. Had the flip phone and everything. Damn. That's crazy. He had the hat. He had everything. Like the big hat? I mean, there's-- No, no, he had the-- I mean, there's some cool Jews. There's cool Jews out there. But yeah, those are-- they're very territorial. Yeah. Very territorial. So what happened in Lakewood? Oh, no, that day that they're doing-- They're doing like-- They're doing like a full blown investigation into the town because they were saying that they were misusing the money for the schools. Oh, yeah, for sure. And that they've been in a deficit for God knows how long. So the state is taking over the school district. That's bad. Yeah. If it gets to the point where the state's taking over-- But then maybe the state is dumb too. No. No. No, the state is like the state government. But are they in there already? They've been under investigation for God knows how long. You know, it's like nobody-- that's why there should be limits for everything, bro. All these council people, this should be like rules. Only two Dominicans per council in there. Only two per race. That's the max. You can't be affiliated with all this shit if you're part of this. There should be a lot of rules and limits and terms to all these people because they've been making decisions for us. I think in the-- I saw some news. Like they were trying to build a data center in New Brunswick. Oh, yeah. They canceled that. And they got it. They just-- yeah. Yeah. All these those two buildings that they had that were-- We built that. What happened? They said, no, we're OK. People don't want that shit. Why? People protest. They don't want that shit. It's going to make your electricity go up. Electricity go up. It's going to potentially be hazardous to the environment. Ah. Yeah. But I think the plan was either to build the park. They're going to build a park. They're going to build a park. Why over there, bro? There's nothing over there. It's a park. How am I going to benefit from a park? Is that the empty spot in Jersey Avenue where it looks like an empty-- I don't know if it's there or if it's those two. When they used to be like boxing building, they used to be there. Is it that? It could be that. I know that the buildings that were there, it used to be like the technology center. The one next to-- closer to French Street. Yeah. But they used to have-- yeah, in front of the boxing thing. A lot. This is like this huge lobby. Building. Yeah, that's empty. It's empty. I'm like, what the fuck is going on there? I wouldn't-- But fucking, yeah. I mean, yeah. So that guy rejected. And people were protesting out. I didn't even-- bro, it's just crazy how much I don't pay attention to the shit that's going on around the town. Yo, I don't remember seeing-- vote for that shit. Me neither. I don't remember seeing mail for that shit to vote.(Speaking Spanish) I voted for the mayor. People didn't even vote. Bro, I don't vote for him. And then they just complain about it. Bro, he's been the mayor of New Brunswick. Ever since I lived in the town. Bro, people come in about him, but they never vote against him. Yo, it is where the boxing revolution-- ah, there you go. Yeah. What's that next to the Ferrero Rocher? Oh, I know. See, that's crazy. That's-- Bro, I don't know about building a park there, because you about to have a whole bunch of-- You know, but-- Bro, they build a school right there. Yo, yeah. That's the whole area is different now. Why is it a park? Why do we need a park? I guess because they put the school. There's no parks around. Yeah. There's no parks around. You know, have you driven through there? Like, that shit looks nice now. They're having you school and everything? I mean, who's going to infiltrate there? No, you're going to. Yeah, they're going to be over there. It's not even going to be that big, because that area isn't that big. They about to stop chilling in the little-- I mean, they put fences around there. They still go in there. I know, but they still care.(Laughter) I wonder why they're chilling. Yeah, they got nothing better to do, bro. I remember one time when we were moving, and we were trying to pack everything up. We moved to the house, and then like Roberto was like, oh, shit. We have way more shit than we thought. So we went to the fucking thing and pick up-- Oh, that works. Oh, yeah. We tell them, like, yo, we need two or three. We give it as much. Anything. A box of beer. Yeah, we know. We give it as much, and just to help us move from furniture. Bro, a lot.(Speaking Spanish) They were like, five. And yo, like, how about that? They be sleeping. Yo, it's like, I'm the Pueblo Pia. They be sleeping over there, bro. Oh, shit. Like, they be taking naps on the curve. Like, ooh, I remember if you wanted that. Yeah, wow, wow. Fight for me. Yeah. Whoever draws blood first wins. But why did they build fence over there? So they don't chill in there. They don't chill, literally. But they just be outside, though. They don't have-- No, they literally would swarm that park. But I mean-- Now they're by the Walgreens. Yeah, they're all there now, bro. They found a dead guy over there the other day. It was too cold. Damn. Now they just have the Walgreens. But why did they back that off? What's in there? It is a monument. It's a park. Who's the monument for? It's a cleanup New Brunswick. Yeah, that's pretty much what it was. Instead of just having them there, he's going to be across the street. Yeah, it's not there. It's not there. They're not on city property. It's not there. They're on private property now. Nah, yeah, but fucking data centers are crazy. Do you think that New Brunswick at one point is going to become gentrified? Yes. They're already doing it, bro. Yeah. They're getting closer and closer to one. They're going to work their way up. They're going to work their way up. Especially with Rutgers and-- Didn't they just buy-- Didn't they just buy who? Like Rutgers and the big dogs? Or-- Yeah. Well, them and-- J&J. J&J. J&J. They have a lot of big companies. They just knocked down a whole bunch of-- I mean, Robert Wood Johnson owns-- By Joyce Kilmer. Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of, buying houses. I see a bunch of houses for sale along that area. I'm like, nah. But did they pay you, though? Yeah, but I was like-- I mean, they do pay you market value. What are your houses worth? But-- Wow. That's just fucked up, man. You just buy a house and like a year later, like, yeah. Yo, you got to move out. Here's your check. I mean, at least they pay you, though. I take it. I'm like, yo, unless you pay me. I'm out. I'll go somewhere nice. Bro. Nah, but yeah, I think it's going to be owned by-- by those three. By-- yeah, Rutgers, Robert Wood Johnson, J&J. Who else is bigging? Bristol Myers is another one, but they're more towards like, North Brunswick. Yeah, they're more like, North Brunswick. Yeah, those are the main ones. Right? Rutgers, Robert Wood Johnson, J&J. That's it. They're going to buy everything, man. Yo, the amount of fucking-- those two buildings on Jersey Avenue and Van Dyke, the two warehouses, like, there are no ones at the boat? Yeah. We bit that shit, mother. We came in second to build this fucking warehouse.(Speaking Spanish) Shit. That new building that they built for Robert Wood, where the school used to be at? Yeah. You went to school, right? Bro, they spent-- I think-- I forgot how much it was. I think they-- Health and size? No. No, the-- Not health and size, but the-- Oh, like-- Cardinal McCatt, whatever. No, it was St. Peter's. Oh, it was St. Mary's St. Peter's. Yeah. Yeah, it was St. Peter's, and they closed it down again. Yeah, I think-- No, no, no, it was a different one. No, it was-- Robert Johnson. Yeah, that was St. Peter's. Then it turned to, like, fucking-- St. Mary's, St. Mary's. St. Peter's. But it had a different name to it. Lincoln something? No. No, when I went to it, it was St. Peter's. No, no, no. Right before they closed it, it was called something else. No, St. Peter's. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because when they closed, I was in school there. It was fighting for-- Oh, no, then it became something else. Yeah. But right when they closed, it was named something else. Probably Robert Johnson. That was something, annex or something. I'm sorry, the Lincoln Anak. Isn't that why they built the one next to the Walgreens? Yeah. Wow. It's crazy. Hey, I think that one's named after a Puerto Rican. Yeah. Wow. Blanquita. Blanquita's home. Blanquita. There used to be a fucking place in Jersey Avenue. I think it might be still there. They help you-- I think they're Puerto Ricans. Puerto Rican action board? Yeah. I went there to fill out my US citizenship. Shut the fucking paper. They helped the whole thing out. Shut up, Puerto Rican. Shut up, bro. You shut up. You shut up. Like other people. You helped me the fuck out, bro. Other people just complain. You saved me a shit ton of money. They do a lot. They do a lot. They help you with-- You saved me a shit ton of money. Fucking if you need-- They made my dad fax his shit through from fucking DR, bro. Wow. Saved me a lot of money. Saved me a lot of fucking money, bro. Matter of fact, next week we're dedicating the episode to you guys. Somebody. We're going to Puerto Rican on the show. Who's bringing you? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. If y'all want to join the show, let us know. Do y'all know any Puerto Ricans? I do a few. I do. They're very proud about being Puerto Ricans. They mention that every time. You always tell when somebody's Puerto Rican. Why are we not that prideful? Like, why would I show it as much? Us meaning the Mexicans. We do, but it's a different type of prideful. We do when it comes to baseball. Yeah. Yeah. That's about it. Right? I'm thinking like-- There's very few things that we're very prideful. We're prideful about baseball, bachata, fucking drinking alcohol. I say food, too. Food. Eating our women. El yah. That's what the Mexicans are known for, bro. Wow. We're known for cheating, not beating. No. I can name probably five on the top of my hand. Que son bobo. There's a lot of stories about the Mexicans that they get cheated on. Yo, you're so this fucking crazy. I'm a radio host, apparently saying she still go out with Marcelo Suna, and he's married. Oh, yeah. And then his wife called the radio show, and then they were going back and forth and shit. Yo, but I can't.(Speaking Spanish) Yo, me, yo. I'm like-- He live for that shit. What is that? Yeah, we're making a name for us, though. Getting him as a bad rap. But talking about the-- yeah, I heard about the shit that happened with Carl Anthony Towns, that he got criticized for playing for Team VR basketball in honor for his mom. And when you play for Team-- No, so he's always played for Team VR. So-- What's the problem? Yeah. So they're saying that-- So it was-- Because he wasn't born there. Yeah, he wasn't born there. They were saying that he's more American than Dominican. All right, get Austin Wells off the Dominican team for baseball. Get him off the team. Yeah. But my thing is, should people be criticized for that if they decide not to play? No, because read the fucking Constitution, bro. If your parents are Dominican, no matter where you're born, you consider Dominican. Bro, like, hey, what are we doing here, bro? Stop being dickheads, bro. You're just mad. I mean, you guys-- Yeah, you guys fucking-- Let me guess, it was American selling him what he should be? Yeah. It was some radio show. Yeah, I remember that. It was a ball-headed dude fucking-- Yeah, yeah, yeah. His name. I know who it is. He from New York? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Craig Corin? I don't fucking know. Sounds-- yeah, sounds like-- I don't-- I don't understand what I'm saying. I can't fucking stand that dude, bro. Yeah, the fucking dude's annoying. Yeah. Craig Corin, that's his name. He's on the fan. What's the name? What were they playing? Huh? What were they playing recently? He was with the Dominican team. Oh, it was the All-Star game. He was playing for the-- Oh, the team with the world. The world. Oh, yeah. Why is he complaining? Yeah, what are we doing, bro? I don't like him. Every time I see him, I just get right over it. Yeah, it is. I don't know. I find it stupid. Like, why are you telling somebody what you should and shouldn't do? I don't know. Like, what? It's like, bro. This Bozo? S&M, more. S&M, more. I can't stand it. S&M, more. He actually came back after leaving. He left the radio show. I think he got fired or some shit for so long. So he got arrested. Was it that? For gambling. Yeah, and then they hired him back. Carisoo's back. Back again. Back again. Throw in dice. Blanking, blank. I can't stand it for us. I hear you. Hi, Cornia Wild. So no more Sunday Night Baseball ESPN. You put it there. No. And the shit is being replaced by-- I forgot what they're calling it-- Women's Sports Sunday. They're going to be showing WNBA and the National Women's Soccer League. I'll be watching Formula One. Nah, so MLB Sunday is still going to be happening. It's going to be on NBC. Formula One is very exciting. So do you think-- Where do you watch that? Do you think-- It's actually Apple TV. You just got it. They're going to be-- It's all around? Well, it starts in March. They do seasons. They do seasons. It starts in March. I tried to, but I was like-- I started watching NASCAR at one point. I watched it for the crashes. NASCAR, eh. F1 is more exciting once you start dialing in the pit stops and all the strategies that they play and all that shit and the cars and aerodynamics. It's very exciting. Very cool. Go to the da londo. Baseball. Longer on Sunday. Why no longer? They just lost the rights for-- Yeah, they're being cheapskates. They didn't want to pay. Yeah, they didn't want to pay. They ain't going to lose more money doing this. Yeah, they are. They are. Because to be honest, no disrespect-- Next topic, bro. Next topic, bro. No disrespect to women. But even women don't watch WNBA. Yo, you saw that shit that they won. They won 27% of their fucking league revenue. Bro, they losing more money than what they make. Bro, not even the guys get 27% of the fucking league revenue. Yo. They got bigger balls. Yo, but fucking like-- You can't expect to get a pay raise. They do. They do. You'll be wondering. Sometimes they'll be wondering. Like, whoa, are you sure? Like this? You're looking very masculine. To me, I'm sorry. If the product is not good-- Would you hit it? If the product is not good-- Yeah, he didn't say no. I choose not to answer you. He didn't say no. He didn't say no. If the product is not good, why would you ask for more money? Oh, why are you assuming the product is not going to be good, because it's women? It hasn't been good for-- Bro, if you see the highlights-- No, I just don't understand why they're going to put it on Sunday night competing with baseball just as it's-- Yeah, or anything else in the summer. Because they don't got nothing else during the summer. Yeah, we should-- You can't really put it anywhere. Yeah, we should do that without weekend. Can't put it when it's football time. Don't they have the XFL in the summer or something? Yeah, nobody watched that shit. I know that they got the American football league. Whatever, yeah. The American football league. The only time you can really do it is during baseball. You can't compete with the NBA or NFL. When baseball starts going, peso. Hey, first preseason game started today. Yeah. We won 18-1. Against college. Was that a college scene? I played too? We played-- Yeah, we played the Oregon. Who the hell did we play? We played the Oregon. Oh, G. We played it. You played some college scene in like Boston. College scene. We played some college fucking football. I got you. They got smack. You guys played the Huskies. Yeah, there you go. American Malito. Yukon the Huskies. Oh, yeah. I was worried because we were losing like 2-1, like the third-- Yeah, worried about a preseason game. Yeah, I was like, what am I like? I guess a college team, though? But it's crazy. And we lose against a college team. Like, wait a minute. It's bad. It's not like you got the Stars up there. No, we had a few. We had a few in there. We had Yoshida. Yeah. Free season. You're going to get nervous. Oh, yeah. I turned it off. I turned it off and we started hitting. I'm like, well-- You got nervous, head? Ah, it's like, yeah, look on you. I started actually working. I started working on my job and shit. Like, the best thing to win. That's the shit I was talking about. Biena. By having that? If we could do that without having like the actual logos, it wouldn't be bad. You know? That's hard. Yeah, you spent-- you sucked. Yeah, so-- It hasn't been the same anyway. Yeah, it's been-- Back then, it used to be like, wow. Yeah, it should be the shit. Now-- Baseball? I feel like Fox has a better crew than them. Because we're big-- they got a big Papi. They got Alex. They're a Gator. All they do is talk. And then every time you're trying to see a play, they don't show it because they're showing somebody talking. Yeah. And then sometimes after-- They do too much talking. And after commercials, I'll come back and then nobody started. Who's that? Fox? ESPN. Yeah, ESPN. This is terrible. Yeah, so who's the best crew now then? I mean, NBC is going to come up with their own crew. Who's the best one on Fox? Peter, Papi, A-Rod, and-- That's the pre-game, man. Who's the commentary? No, not Joe Buck. Joe Buck wants ESPN. The fucking Boston pitcher. Smoltz? Smoltz and the other guy. He was. Yeah. That's the list. Smoltz. Smoltz. The other guy's the commentator for the Dodgers. I don't know what his name is. I forgot his name. John Smoltz. Yeah. Wow. I wonder if it's-- NBC-- What channel is NBC? Four. I don't do channels anymore. Yeah, Joe Davis. I just-- Look it up. Joe Davis and John Smoltz. Fami NBC. You can't stand Joe Davis' voice. This is annoying. I can't stand John Smoltz. So the announcers for NBC are going to be Clay and Kershaw, Anthony Rizzo, and Joey Vato. Throughout the whole game? They're going to be the analysis, the analysts. Who's going to be the announcers? Who's going to be calling the game? Yeah. So it's going to be-- so-- They're probably going to be-- No, those are going to be it. Returning for baseball broadcasting, including pre-game coverage for Sunday night and wild card game. Legendary broadcaster, Bob Casas. I thought he was still playing. Bob Casas is a-- He's in a return to hosa pre-game. You see a picture of him. Who Bob Casas. He's the one that they complained about in the war series. He is kind of ass now. At the table. He did a lot of good work back in the day. These people got to retire. I don't think-- they're not of their families. Why are you over 65 working? You don't want to go see your wife. Imagine, bro? That's crazy. I mean, if you're going to pay a lot of money-- But it's a 65. You don't want to go back to your wife? No. You pocket. I mean, at that age-- if you're working, I mean, you want to be outside the house. So the lead-- the front runner for the lead, play by play, John Benetti.(Non-english Speech) It's about to be fire.(Non-english Speech) Is it--(Non-english Speech) Is it John or Jason? Jason. Jason. Yeah. Jason Guillam. Jason Benetti, Kevin Brown. Yo, what happened to Guillam, bro? Jason Guillam disappeared. Yeah.(Non-english Speech) He disappeared. He's around. Laying low. Yeah, he better. He better. You see the page of the accident? They got a thick ass neck, bro. It's about-- Whoa,(Non-english Speech) It's about to be crazy. Wow. The Tony-- So he stats. I'm like, whoa, buddy. You can't-- you're playing to that shit. Whoo. Tony Clark. That's an interesting ass dude. That's-- you heard about him? Gang of Thunder Clark. He's the president. He was the head person of the baseball association. Yo, sir. I was just for people that don't know. I know. Oh. So he got caught banging. Nah, you can't say that. Having-- what was it? Having relationships. Sexual encounters. No, no, no, no. Fuck, what's the word? Inappropriate relations. He had an inappropriate relationship with his-- Sister-in-law. That's crazy, bro. And she was hired to be a part of the MLB Players Association. So that's even worse. While he was in office. That's even worse. What's worse? It's his sister-in-law. So his wife's sister or his brother's wife? You saw it on the radio. I did. What's worse? The brother. Your other brother? So he had this inappropriate relationship with his sister-in-law. So his sister-in-law are making that either his wife's sister or his brother's wife. I think the brother's wife is different. Yeah. Fuck.(Speaking Spanish) Hey, yo, sir.(Speaking Spanish) Wow. All right.(Speaking Spanish) So you have a sister-in-law? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It could be your brother's wife or your wife's sister. Your brother's wife or your wife-- nah, your brother's wife's crazy. That's crazy.(Speaking Spanish) God.(Speaking Spanish) That'll make it worse. Yeah, because you've got to see your brother for the rest of your life. Yeah. That's fucked up. Either way is messy. Either way is messy. What do you think-- I mean-- we make it a-- well, there's a high chance of a lockout for next year. That's not going to change anything, though. For that? No. He's just the-- he's like-- he's the face of it. Yeah, but-- It's not like-- they have so many lawyers behind him and everything that he just represents the players' associations. It's not like he actually makes decisions. No, but he plays a big part in the negotiation, though. So what do you think is going to happen? Oh, there's going to be a lockout, for sure. I don't think it will be. Do you think it's going to come to any kind of resolution? I don't think it will run the money. Just kick the buck down the road. I think there's definitely going to be changes with the salary cap. Don't know what exactly, but there's going to be-- I heard Rob Manfred only needs the approval of 14 teams to get a salary cap for the runner. That is a lot. I don't know if 14 is the number, but it's something around there where he doesn't need 100% of approval. Maybe it's a majority, bro. You need 16. That's 30. That's a lot. So he just needs 16 teams to say, yeah, that's perfect. I can see the smaller market team saying, yeah. I don't know, because they benefit from it. They do. Because they get the money they overspend anyway. Wait, so they-- No, they need a fucking floor, bro. So do they do revenue share? Yeah. Yeah, they got money. I think they make money. Yeah, how do we think they'll be-- they still stink it off for years, and they still get rich. Yeah, I don't think there's going to be a-- I doubt it, bro. These-- At this point, they got to have a floor. But you got to have a cap. Yeah. I don't know, because then you think about it, the owner-- no, the players wouldn't want-- no, wait, the owners wouldn't be held up. The players wouldn't want a cap, because you want to make the most amount of money. Yeah. And then the owners wouldn't want a floor, because you would probably have to spend more than like-- Yeah, so where-- So where-- 16 million. So where you-- so that's going to be tough, bro. I don't think-- I don't think they're going to come to any kind of-- It's kind of bad for every other sport has it besides baseball. I don't think they're going to come to any kind of-- And then here is just impossible. But do you think that it will benefit the MLB having those two things in place? It will make them more competitive. Look at the NBA. Look at-- I don't know, because-- It won't make it better for us as the viewer at all, because if they have a salary cap or whatever, they're just going to bring their prices up for everybody. We don't benefit from this at all. Why do you think they're going to bring their prices up for everybody, if that was-- Well, think about it. They're losing the money from-- especially the big marketing teams. They're losing that money that they would have made, and now they have to recuperate that money from us. How would they be losing that money, though? Because you're still going to have-- you're still the fan base. You're still going to be your fan base. They're sharing the money now with all the teams. No, I'm the only one. They're sharing it now, no? No, don't. Yeah, they share. They do revenue sharing, no? No, no, they don't. Well, whatever you spend over the cap, you split it against every team. Not now. Yeah, now. They're doing that now? That's why every time the tax-- Yeah. The Rockies, you know the Rockies being sticking it up. But even then with that, even with the broadcasting, Yankees own yes. They don't want to share that. The Mets own yes and why. I thought they sold it to Gotham Sports. No, I don't know. But they still own it, though. So-- Celtics own Nessin. So Major League Baseball has a comprehensive revenue sharing system. Under the current collective bargaining agreement, all 30 teams contribute 48% of their local revenue, including ticket sales, concessions, and local TV deals. And then they're going to be able to sell their own revenue into Central Pool, which then is redistributed equally among all teams. So what's changing? What do they want to change? So if you have a cap and you make it in-- and a floor, let's say you have both on, right? And everything is more competitive now. So now those teams that just basically were leeches, just beating off their fucking revenue split, now they're going to be more competitive. And they're fucking selling off stadiums and merch and all that shit. Now they're sharing their pie is bigger now. So I think it'd be more money. I don't think so. If that game is a bad team, you're going to be asked. I mean, I don't think it makes you-- I don't think it's going to be a switch right away. It makes you as a team have to keep a certain salary and try to get players. Because there's some teams out there that they don't even try. We all probably assign players just to have the thing and then you'll probably be like, I don't know. But it would make the teams have to distribute players. Because certain players, for instance, what the Dodgers are doing. Do you think they're going to take the fur money away? No. I think they're getting out of hand now. I don't think so. Because a lot of the teams, they're like, you know what? It's part of the game. And they're just using what's available. I don't know. Yeah, but I think it's getting like fucking-- it's getting out of hand. I'm saying. It's getting out of hand. My thing is, people are complaining about the dollar. But every other team has the same ability to do the same shit. There's no willing to do it. Exactly. Other sports. I mean, you would think the Mets would be-- Like some other-- Yeah, that's not-- Liverpool. Fuck you. Liverpool. Nah, but fucking-- Imagine if the Mets deferred Soto's contract. You know how much money they would have. They would have kept the lawn. So they probably would have kept-- He probably could have kept it, but he's didn't-- Yeah, he didn't want them. He didn't want them. I'm surprised, though. Yeah, I'm surprised. But that's the thing. Baseball players, they're very finicky where they want to play. Because a lot of them don't want to play in this town. That's like dead. There's also like-- you're making all this money, bro. I still don't get how Jose Ramirez is still in Cleveland, bro. Loyalty. Fuck that shit. Jose Ramirez. Third base Cleveland. Get my try out of fucking the Angels. That's his fault. Yeah, that was-- That was-- Well, I know. They tricked them, because they told them that they were going to make a competitive team. I mean, you believe their own-- Yeah, you believe that shit. I'll be like, no. I'll sign it when I see it. I'm saying if-- Besides, I'll go year by year. They literally-- At one year deals. They literally, at one point, had two of the best players in the league. And they couldn't attract people. Why did Otani go? Yo, they have-- no, they have bigger-- was Pujols then with Trout? Wait a second. Pujols. He was with Trout during Trout's peak years. Yeah, so imagine that shit, that duo. But then they had Otani. But Pujols didn't really live up to that time you were a contract, though. He wasn't a tail-- he wasn't a tail lamp, but still, you know, it was ending. He had Otani. I'm surprised he went there. Yeah, I don't know why he did that. The money? The money? No, but he had the-- I mean, we've been to the state. He had the-- At that time, the Angels were a dominant team. No, I'm saying, but everybody had the same price offering. It couldn't be like an actual contract, I think, when he signed. I don't even know. I don't remember. I think, yeah, he just chose them, because they were the better team at that time. Yeah, and they had-- I had a good manager. They had a decent team, a decent pharmacist, and then they just-- They just let it go. Yeah. They snuck it. The Rays are even better. Primarily because they offered him the best, most flexible plan to allow him to both pitch and hit. There you go. Along with a comfortable, less intense environment compared to bigger markets. In LA? So he was-- What the fuck? So he was a pussy. Yeah, we've been there. I mean, but then he went to LA going-- He was a pussy. He didn't want to go to New York or to Boston and have to deal with those reporters. Yo, he would-- we would have grilled his ass. They could know? We would have grilled-- yo, imagine the New York with his betting shit. Hey, soul. You know how many-- they would have grilled him, bro. They'd be waiting outside the bathroom for him. They was complaining about Jeter staying out late. What changed if he wanted a smaller market team? Why go to the Dodgers? There's so many stars in the Dodgers, though. He's not the-- he's the focus, but he's not the focus. Because there's so many stars in it. Like, literally, like the World Series. If he does bad-- It don't matter. It doesn't matter. Yeah. Because he didn't have a really good off season. I mean, think about it number-wise. But if he went to, like, a team, like, let's say, fucking Chicago-- He was the best player of the whole entire team. He was the sole focus of that team. And he stunk it up. Woo! You know, that's what they say. You know, Japanese-- what is it? What is it, Japanese? Yeah. Yeah, they're soft-minded. No, I want to be Japanese. Whatever. I don't want to be Japanese no more.(Non-english Speech) Where's my water?(Non-english Speech) He was about to have a dot on his water. He didn't bring it. No, you did not. Why you trying to steal my water, yo? Yo. Yo, he can't. That's not water, bro. Yeah, I heard about the Bears. What Bears? The Bears. What kind of Bears? The Bears. Grizzly Bears? The Bears from Chicago. The Fruity Bears? Not the team. The Polar Bears? That's on Mamo. They're moving to Indiana. Is that true? Yeah. I saw that. I don't know if it's true, though. No, it's true. Why-- They're moving to Indiana. Why they doing that? Because they don't have the-- the owner doesn't have the money to build the stadium. Does Indiana already have a team? Huh? Does Indiana already have a team? I'm sorry. That's crazy. The Colts. When you say, I know a billion owners and having the money for a stadium is crazy. So instead of using his own money, he's using taxpayer money to build the stadium out there. Because they didn't-- see, that's bullshit, though, because they have the money, but it's like they rather-- the actual time. He just didn't want to spend his revenue to fucking renew his fucking current stadium. I think that's math, though, for cities to just spend it on fucking billionaires. They need a protest, like the New Brunswick people protest. That's right. Oh, I'm sure they will, because the Bears have been in Chicago for years. I think that stadium was like since the 1920s. What, the one that they play in now? So they originally started playing in Wrigley Field. And then after that, I believe they played somewhere else before Soldiers-- no, they played Wrigley, and then they played in the stadium that they're in now. See, there's certain stadiums in major sports that-- That shouldn't move at all. Shouldn't move at all. Like you imagine like fucking Boston-- Don't even say it. Or even the Yankees. Imagine if the Yankees would be like, you know what? We're moving to Connecticut. Literally, you guys knocked down a stadium and built one right next to the old one. The exable-- it's a big wallito. It's more modern and shit, right? But it's a big wallito. And literally, just to keep the same aura. And right next to the same spot that it was. And it's like, imagine like the Fenway, Wrigley Field. Come on, come on. Not many. Like fucking memorable stadiums. Oakland? That was a go. No, that was soft. That was rough. That was rough right there. They didn't have separate bathrooms or anything. They didn't. No, bro. It was like a fucking giant tub, and you lined up, and you pissed it. Pissed it with the bro. Yeah. Sword fights. Slapping sausages. No barrier none? No. No? No, but the-- Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, what are you fucking saying, little street? Are you hydrated? They're like, whoa, that shit coming out white. Crystal clear, son.(Speaking Spanish) We had to leave the seats. Yo, that's the-- This shit not worth it, bro. Where were y'all sitting? In the sun. It was just mad. The sun was just beaming. Him or not, we got to leave. No, I have seen games out there. That sun is-- Not only that, though. It's like, you know how those fucking concrete houses in DR smell?(Speaking Spanish) It smell like-- Like mothballs. Yeah.(Speaking Spanish) Gracias de la corrado tambado.(Speaking Spanish) Nah, not yet. Yeah, Soldier Field opened in 1924. Yo, that was crazy, bro. Nah, they got to stay there. They ain't going nowhere. I mean, I think that happened to the Chiefs. The Chiefs are moving, right? They're getting a new stadium. They're moving? But they moved already, right? Born in Missouri? That's where they are now. Isn't it already in Kansas? Is that right? So that's what-- Kansas City, Missouri. Kansas City, Kansas. That's what number 45 told us. 45? Yeah, President Donald Trump. He said Kansas City, Kansas. Why would he be wrong?(Speaking Spanish) Kansas City, Kansas. OK, he can't-- It's a land of Dorothy. They're moving from Missouri to Kansas. What the hell? So to be actually Kansas. In Kansas-- Wait, where's Kansas City? You said Missouri? Yes. Yeah.(Speaking Spanish) Like the Royals in Missouri. What is the reason? Why is it called Kansas City? I don't know. Fucking ask the people that named it. What do you think they call it? Kansas City State or Kansas State or something like that?(Speaking Spanish) Why is-- apparently, that's the top thing. Kansas City is in Missouri because it was founded in 1830 as a trading post on the Missouri River. Named for the nearby Kansas River and the Kansas people long before Kansas became a territory of the state. They're not at the border though, so. Yeah, they share it. They love me my life.(Speaking Spanish) Money here, money there, money everywhere. You want to talk about the tech companies collecting your information? Bro, you're a smeel. What a deep dive I take.(Speaking Spanish) I couldn't sleep. You know what? That's when you rub one down and go back to sleep. I try. Didn't work. Bro.(Speaking Spanish) I started watching and scrolling through Instagram. I see this video. And you just basically go through privacy settings and share for your phone for different ads. Oh, that guy you shared? Yeah.(Speaking Spanish) Oh my god, bro. How deep did you go? I went deep, bro. I switched emails. What can they see? Everything. Like who can see everything? Like many app? So let's say you have an iPhone, right? Open it in settings. Go to Settings, scroll down. There should be something called Apple Intelligence or something like that, right? Or privacy? Privacy and security? Yeah. Scroll all the way down. All the way down. Two? What are the others? Lockdown mode, background security improvement. Analytics and improvements? No, something like Apple Intelligence Report, something like that, or app? Sensitive content warning? No. Privacy report?(Speaking Spanish) You should sound different. I want to see your update. Mine should be off. That's good. That's good. Mine's off too. App privacy report? There you go. There you go. That's another one. It's supposed to be on or off? Off. That way. Flip your phone. Maybe you heard it and turned it off. Ah. So--(Speaking Spanish) (Laughter) Yeah, app privacy report is off. Thank God. Apple advertising? Oh, I always turn that off. You have personalized on. Hold on. My shit's off. What is it? You got to turn that bitch off, bro. Personalized ass. Turn that bitch off. What if I like it? You don't want that shit. What are they giving me special? They don't want anything. Where do I got to go? Settings. Setting go all the way down to-- Bro, they tracking us anyway. Bad out there. Privacy and security. Where is that? All the way at the bottom. This is the hand. The blue one. Oh, I got to do the-- wait. OK. The one with the blue in the white hand. Scroll all the way down to-- So this is what we do, people. App privacy report at the bottom. Why is mine off? Mine's off. There you go. That's good shit. What do you mean it's good? And then manage that. The other one is Apple advertising. I think this is fake. Nah, it's good. There's no way that she's actually off. So what does this do? So-- This has to be on. That's another thing called-- mine was off. Everything was off. That's another thing. Let's say the hallway. The hallway. The hallway. Type in in your settings, journals, journaling suggestions. Wow. What suggestions? Journaling. Journaling suggestions. Oh, you didn't even have the app. You're good. Like if you-- and when you do update-- My shit. My shit is even better. Fuck it. So when you do an update, they install all these apps. Oh, they always do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there's this thing called-- when you type in journal suggestions, that it will create a pattern. It will give you suggestions, but it will track the apps you download, what you watch. It will keep different reports of everything that you do. And it will suggest things based on what you do. But it will keep tabs on everything that you do. The same thing with Google. Google, like, smart-- if you go to your Gmail and you go to like Settings, and there's something called Smart Features, essentially Gemini, which is Google's AI, literally can go every email that you do, every attachment, no matter what you send, and it will like qualify, it will like classify. And that's how it like-- it says, oh, this is spam. This is all shit. But it will read all your emails. Like if you go through the settings, say your age range, your income, your male, female, you speak this language, your education is this much. Do I start by analog? And I'm like, yeah, fine. They just turn that bitch off. Boop. I'll show you my settings on my phone when I-- There's one thing that I don't know why, but recently I'm having an issue with. Everywhere you go, they ask you for your name, your first name, your last name, and your date of birth. Why do they need your date of birth? Why? Data. So they could know what demographic is visiting. That's the one I'm having a problem with now. My thing is, everything nowadays, you have to-- is a fucking subscription. Like, if you're going to apply on Indeed, you have to create an account. Yeah. If you go on-- They want the information. But that's what I'm saying. You literally have to create an account for every single thing. Oh my god, I think I'm going to be saying WhatsApp, HESU, WhatsApp is not HESU. That shit, that shit. It's not secure at all, bro. They say end to end the encryption. It's bullshit. They can see everything. Actually-- Try Signal. Signal, Signal, download Signal, Signal's the shit. Private, private. One of the doctor's office ones, like a new one that I just went to. And they have you fill out the paperwork and everything while you wait. They were asking for my social security number at the doctor's office. That's odd. I looked at them like, do I need to put this? They're like, no. You don't have to. We'll just generate a random one for you. But what doctor was this? Yeah, this was a while ago. That's odd though. I've never had to put one on. That's what I'm saying. It's like, why the fuck you need my social security number at a doctor? And then for them to say that they'll generate one for you? Exactly. That's a bit more odd. Why couldn't you just do one from the start? Yeah, that's even more-- that's like odd. But yeah, man, everybody's watching. Everybody wants their information. Do y'all like what y'all see? They probably look at you like, eh, they're like, you're watching me now. Yeah, like-- 4K. They're like that meme where the guy's taking off his headphones like, get discussed. Like, yeah, that can also-- Hit the team with your man. Nah, yeah, but they-- Take a break. They want that data, man. They want that data, buddy. They want to know you. This is crazy because the way they do it is like, they create this online profile of you now. So then let's say you had your personalized ads turned on. So then they already have this profile of you created. So then whatever website you go through on, it'll know it's you. Are you talking about the Apple Intelligence Report? Yes. That's the iPad. Yeah, there you go.(Speaking Spanish) It's funny how they always say that they're not paying attention to you, but like you search something up. No, I-- And the next thing you know, you go on Instagram, you go on Facebook, and every single app-- So like me and Milly were planning a cruise for the summer. So, huh?(Speaking Spanish) Wow. Oh.(Speaking Spanish) Probably in August. Ooh. How's the planning? Yeah. We decided we're going on Royal Caribbean. Don't be like the Olympics. Bring enough. Don't bring anything. Yeah, actually, no.(Speaking Spanish) We're still on this side if we want to leave from here in Jersey or fly down to Florida. They say if you go from Florida, you get more time. You can go more places. Because here, you're going to spend a lot of time on the sea. So the one-- if we leave from here, the three stops are their private island. I believe it's St. Martin's. I'd better say more. It's all right. PR and DR. And then back up. Yeah. If you go from Florida, you can probably go-- they're like San Luis. Yeah, no. They have way more from Florida. But Milly wants to leave from here, since this is our first time doing a cruise. Wow. It'll be easier to just leave from Jersey. Is that you? Yeah. Look at you. Family man and everything. Vacation. You know? But yeah, man. Apple and Tellingis, they want that shit. They want it all. They want it bad, bro. Crazy, because with Chad GBT, for that score verse, the score verse thing we were talking about, it wrote me the code to create it. I was doing it. And then when you put it up, I was like, oh, fuck it. I'm not going to do it. Yeah, like in our-- the more you rely on technology, the more you ask for all this-- What did y'all do with the Apadia? What? What? Say, yeah, say. What, my information? Yeah, like dumb spying on you. My shit ain't that-- I'm not that interesting. You're telling me I'll give you-- I'm just mad that they're just getting it willy-nilly without-- Oh, and they sell your information. Like, there's nothing wrong. Remember all the terms of condition? Yeah, and the fucked up thing is that shit that you-- the Appentown is report. So there's a new update that came out. IOS 26 point whatever, right? So you're going to have to do that shit weekly. You have to turn it off weekly every week. So it will reset. I had-- It will reset, because it won't be able-- you'll be able to permanently turn it off. Oh, even speaking of this shit-- Bro, and yeah, I know the Coke machines. You know they actually have a camera there? The war machines? The Coke machines that you got, like at Wendy's, the movie theater, they have all the different flavors. I see, man. Yeah, apparently they all have cameras, and Coke, literally track what flavors you get, your reactions, and then bring it back to see, oh, maybe we should start sending more and more of this and that. So there's money everywhere. Yeah, they're-- big brothers watching, man. Read that book. Read that book. They do that shit for vending machines, too. They track everything. And so that's-- they know what's selling, what doesn't sell. Wow. It's crazy, man. I mean, I get it. You know, you're a business. You're trying to gauge your customer and what they're doing and what they like, what they don't like. But-- I mean-- I mean, yeah, at least-- At least pay me. Yeah, that man--(Non-english Speech) Enough to buy a Celsius.(Non-english Speech) Fax, bro. But yeah, man, stay woke. Stay out there. All right, the next one. The DEA office in DR. Dolly. Oh, yeah, that shit's crazy. So apparently, yeah, they shut down the DEA office-- D-E-A office in DR. Apparently, for corruption purposes, they were abusing their power with their informant program. So they were like, if you're an informant, you throw in your-- you fear your life, they could give you a visa. So they were abusing that program, and they were exchanging that for cash, essentially. So-- I'd sell out of it all day. Yeah, so it's fucked up. You're the DEA, bro, the drug enforcement agency. They were charging for the visa instead of getting it for free? Yeah, and they were just abusing it. So they would give it to people that really didn't need it, and they were just making money. Oh, they didn't need it? Or like, oh, visas. Yeah, this is an informant. It really wasn't. You got to give me half a million pesos or something. I don't fucking know.(Speaking Spanish) He looks Dominican. What's his name? I don't know, but he looks Dominican. Look it out, the supervisor of the DEA and Dominican Republic. He looks Dominican. The haircut is definitely not white. It's a bus cut with a fade on it, you know? Or is-- what's his name?(Speaking Spanish) Go to image.(Speaking Spanish) I'll look it. I'll find it. But fucking, yeah, man, it's crazy.(Speaking Spanish) Straight Dominican.(Speaking Spanish) Straight Dominican. God damn it, man, we can't get the brakes. We can't have nothing nice, bro. We always have to pull it fast with them people. Oh, no. You know the fucking-- talking about police, law enforcement. The state troopers, New Jersey state trooper, like the highest officer, he's Dominican? I did not know that. There was a report about it. It was pretty cool. Make us feel proud. Yeah, you got to balance it out somehow. It's not all bad. Shit. But yeah, the highest officer for the New Jersey state troopers, he's Dominican. You know I was going to try to become a police officer.(Speaking Spanish) I got his name. What's his name? Melitón Cordero.(Speaking Spanish) Diablo. Melitón. Melington? Melitón. You can't trust the Melitón. You can't trust-- Melitón. You can't trust--(Speaking Spanish) I'll tell you right now. Bro. Got to give me some time.(Speaking Spanish) You can't open more Selena, boy.(Speaking Spanish) We always abuse the power. That's the fucking shit, man. That's the main problem. So Obama confirms aliens are real. But they're not kept in area 51. That was a joke. Is it a joke? It was a joke. I just listened to it when I was young. Do you? He said it in a way like, yeah, there's aliens. We don't know where they're at. But of course there's aliens out there. That's what he made a scene. I think that there are. He was just being sarcastic. Oh, yes. Yes, there's aliens out there. Do we know? Can we confirm it? No. But yeah, they're out there. Bro, do you ever wonder if they look down on Earth and be like, yo, this man-- Nah. Do you think it's like the secret wars? Like, where the fucking-- Like, yeah, decade also. You think they fucking-- You think they fucking like, shapeshift into real humans? And they're just among us. And you just don't know. Like the lizard people? Nah, yeah, like the fucking-- the green people, the fucking Marvel-- The crap people. The Kree? Yeah, the Kree. Like that. Is it the Kree? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, the Kree-- The blue one. The blue ones. This is the green fawn. Oh, my god. No, they cannot. They're blue, motherfuckers. The greens are blue. No, but we're talking about green. Green. What the fuck is-- lizards? No. Somebody's their number. They're in secret wars. Oh, yeah. They're in their number, man. Wow. Yeah, what is this? Secret invasion. I know who you're talking about. Yeah, secret invasion. I forgot that-- The real people? Yeah, they-- The scrolls. The scrolls. So they shapeshift into humans. And they're alien. They can shapeshift in-- So imagine that. They're among us. And they just shapeshift into humans. Why not? Bro, you-- bro, this is one thing I've always discussed. Like, do you really think that we're the only living species in this big-ass fucking universe? Yeah, but I don't think you're shapeshifting here. You don't know that. They just might come-- might want to have a burger and shakeshack. They're just, you know, just shapeshifting to somebody. You might have met one. I'll be disappointed. Like, why are we hiding? Just kill us. Yeah. Let's have a-- like, what are we hiding? What's the hide? What do you mean, what's the hide? Why are you hiding here? They like it here. We got to hide. It's not hide. Think about it. If you have the technology to shapeshift, are you afraid? You don't have to hide. You say, I'm here. And-- No, you just-- you know, maybe you look like a fucking-- We try to rob him. Because the guy named Billy Tho-- probably trying to rob him. You might look like the fucking Night King from the Game of Thrones type shit. And you fucking look-- you know, looking ugly. Oh, my scared people. I'm just-- But if it's something that they look-- But do you really think that we're the only-- Nah. Living creatures? Nah, we got-- we got more people out there. We got more dudes. More-- Yeah, visitors? Yeah, I can. Bro, I'm telling you, they drive by and like, ew, ghetto.(Laughter) They knock their door.(Laughter) They can't get out. They keep going. Who they calling ghetto? Yeah, who? The world. No world. No one. Depends what part of the world. Depends what part of the world. Nah, they see it all. They're like, uh. Nah, man. Maybe out of here. There's definitely more people out there. Definitely more people. But imagine you're like, you're in space, right? You can travel, speed of light, get to one end of the universe in seconds. You have all this technology. They used to say, aliens exist, and they have all this superior technology, and we just have not evolved to that level yet. So that's why they don't-- we're still at such a low level of intelligence compared to their technology and their intelligence that it's not even-- even if they tell us what they are capable of doing, we wouldn't be able to grasp it. That's fucking-- I remember there was-- my dad told me a story. It was about a movie that he saw. So it was this lady, his dad died, and she had a dream or something about-- and that dream-- it was like aliens, and they told her how-- she was like this astronaut or something like that. And this was years ago, so I don't recall it correctly. So she was like this astronaut, and she had a dream, and they came to her, and they told her they built a ship to reach this planet very, very, very far away. And they told her all the designs and everything. So they built this ship, but the way they-- in her dream, the ship had no seat. You were just standing up straight, and they found that out, so they added a seat and everything. You just make sure you're seated. So let's be sure. They sit on this trip, and the machine is traveling at the speed of light, and it's like vibrating and shaking and acting all crazy. So she gets up from the seat and stands up, and it's just fine. Like nothing's happening. So you didn't need the seat. Like her dream, like a dream set, right? So she reaches the planet, and she gets out, and her dad was there. This fucking crazy shit, bro. Somebody in there, like somebody-- somebody in a caca bella vida. I don't recall the story like 100%. I don't-- imagine my hand. I don't recall the story like 100%. Take Sam. Take Sam. Give my hand out there. Michael Jordan. We got to keep that MJ's name. MJ's name is Hot right now. Yeah. You didn't see that shit? I saw it, but-- What? You didn't see it? Apparently it was Ice. He was at an event. There was a little boy. He was coddling the boy's butt. No, it was his legs. But the penny was all right. I think it was all right. Nah, it was his butt, bro. No, it was-- He did it too many times. He was like this. Yeah, he did it too many times where it was like, OK, nice. But then nobody else-- but then dad didn't say anything. It was Michael Jordan. Yeah. He was-- But he's starstruck. He was excited. Like damn. He was excited that he won. Like damn, he's touching my son's butt. I'm not going to watch him. Ever. He's touching him with his greatness. Hopefully he can dunk by the age of five. Who is his little kid to Michael Jordan? Yeah, Diablo Sejo. I think he was at a charity event or something. No, no, no. He was a NASCAR. He won. He won the championship. He owns a-- He was at a NASCAR team. Ah, he got-- That's what happened when he got money, bro. You buy shit. You buy shit. Yeah, so he won a cup or some shit like that. He was celebrating. And I don't know. The boy was there. He just started touching. I don't know. I just saw it for the first time. The thing I got from it was he was trying to play with the kid. See, that just sounded like-- Tickle him and stuff like that? That still sounds rough. That sounds rough. You just never just poke a kid just trying to mess with a kid? But I thought-- Was he reaching his booty hole or something like that? No, it looked like he was touching the back part. Right, the butt. Yeah. Right? It did. I wasn't grabbing it. It looked like he grabbed it, got a full-- It looked like he was just trying to pinch his shirt off. Yeah, that's what I thought. I don't know. It just looked weird. Yeah. It looked weird. It looked weird, yes. But I don't-- Especially in the time that we're living in where motherfuckers is getting-- Because he went for his leg. He went for his legs, too. It was weird. It was odd, man. I mean, maybe we're just blowing out of our proportion. Somebody not going to pass him. Don't touch it. Just roll it. Roll it. Tesla. He fucked it.(Laughter) Ah, where to begin? Right, Storias. So I got my windshield replaced finally after-- Months. Months of months and months of waiting for an appointment. That's the only bad thing I hate about Tesla. You need to plan three weeks out for an appointment. Three to two weeks out for an appointment at the dealership. It's crazy. That many cars are fucked up? No, there's not that many. But there's a lot of cars. But there's not that many dealerships. So it takes them a while to go through the cars. So anyway-- Did the Arrow open the one around here? Yeah, so that's just a collision center. That's like if you get into an accident, you can send it there and get a fix and shit like that. Actually, service centers, it's not that many. This one in Etonton on 35. This one on 22. There's one in-- That's right. Now we're getting a test. Princeton or something like that. I mean, they're opening more. It's just going to get-- it's annoying. But anyway, so I got my windshield replaced, right? And I got my invoice. I paid it. So then I send that shit to my insurance so they can reimburse me. It was a lot of money. Like $1,500. How big was this thing? Well, the crack? Oh, it was big. It was big. Was that big? Like across the whole thing? Yeah, it was getting there. It was spreading. You didn't get yourself a Honda diesel to take the work and just leave the Tesla home. That's shit. That's shit. I was thinking about that shit too. I'm out of my-- Nice. But yeah, I like my car. So I got my windshield replaced. I got my invoice, right? I send it to my insurance. Here you go. Here's the invoice. You got to pay me. So a week goes by. I don't hear from-- the rep from the insurance. The guy that called me thinking that I was in Spanish. Yeah, so like he tells me, yeah, just send me the invoice whenever you get it, and I'll take care of it. I'm like, OK. So I do that. I get the invoice. I send it to him. And I think a week goes by. And I don't hear from the dude. I'm like, this motherfucker is ghosting me now. What the fuck is going on? So I'm upset now. So I send it Friday. I send it Saturday. And I send it Sunday, back to back to back. And this is where he made me feel like shit. So the guy calls me Monday. And I was like, I didn't pick up. He leaves me a voicemail. And I was like, yeah. So I call him back. He's like, yeah, sorry. Sorry. I've been out of the office. I've been dealing with my mother. She's sick. Sure. She got cancer. Sure.(Speaking Spanish) Wow. I feel so bad. I feel bad. You believe him? He's the one trying to rip me out of your pocket. Yeah, why are you telling me this? This is a-- Exactly. I'm like, bro, I'm like, damn. I've dealt with cancer in my family. So I was like, I really touch you subject too. It's like, yeah. You got to be a piece of shit. I'll tell him. If you use that shit-- I'll tell him, yo, give me my money and I'll donate to whatever you want me to do. I mean-- No, give me my money though. Kudos to him, yo. That day, I got my money. He did it within hours. So I got my money right then and there. But when he said that shit, I was like, damn. I was like, oh, shit, man. My bad, man. I hope she feels better. I hope she gets better. I was like, yeah. But that-- I was just like, no, I'm just kidding, man.(Speaking Spanish) That made me upset. That made me so pissed. I'm like, you hold that too. Yeah, man. I was just messing with you. I was just ignoring you. Yo. I died five years ago. Bro. But he came with that joke. Guess it though. No, but yeah, that shit made me feel like a piece of shit. That was-- that was like-- Damn. But I got my money back, so I'm good. He should have had a fucking email response where we tried to email people and I'm out of office. He should have had that. Yeah. What's going on? I mean, you emailed him on a weekend though. No, I mean-- You would still have it on. I have mines on during the weekend. You respond to them? No, I have an-- No, but I email-- so I got my-- so let's say. So the appointment was on a Friday. I got the car back on Saturday. That same Saturday I sent it, right? So a week goes by. So I send it Friday again. I send it Saturday and Sunday. And then he calls me Monday. Wait, why do you got to-- you had to pay for it upfront? Yeah, because-- I'm surprised they didn't make you pay the doctor boy and then they-- Wait, but then they give you the money back? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why don't they pay for it? Because they did it-- because they're saying the Tesla dealership didn't want to-- usually it doesn't want to wait for them to like-- Send the money. Send the money. So it's like, they usually-- Oh, the insurance? They can't-- Yeah, that's-- They're pinching for pennies now? Yeah. They can't send $1,500. At that point, brother, if I can't-- That's a lot of money. It's hard out here, B. It's hard, but--(Speaking Spanish) Bro, flow, flow, tah. Yeah, D. Flow, tah, flow. Flow said I get to the flow, man.(Speaking Spanish) Yo, I haven't seen her flow commercials anymore. She's not even there anymore. Yeah, what happened to her? The flow got too expensive. Yeah. Yeah, but herself, she's expensive. She got popular. Yeah, bro. But-- Now they got it used to that. Yeah, but they-- Because-- so the deal was, if I would have gotten it done at Safe Flight, which is like their recommended shop, then they would have taken-- I wouldn't have to pay anything, like out of pocket. Why didn't you do there? Because they do some-- They do a horrible job. Yeah, and they do-- They do a horrible job. And they do fucking-- They used to ask them-- That's all the commercials I see. Safe flight, fair pay. Yeah, but they suck. Because they use like-- Aftermarket. They use aftermarket glass. And the church is the same fucking cost. It's a dealership. So I'm like, fuck you, because I got a quote from Safe Flight. It was literally the same amount of money as getting it done at the dealership. And the dealership is literally using like OEM glass. And a lot of people are saying, yeah, they have gotten it done at Safe Flight. And they can tell the glass is different, because more wind noise gets through the car, more-- the cabin gets hotter and shit like that. So they regret it. And they just thought they hoped that next time. They literally-- people were like, I'm about to crack my windshield so I can get it done at the dealership. Better protect that windshield now. Yeah, bro. But I kissed it every night. No, actually, fucking not. I don't want to go through this shit. I sent out for a fucking plan. I'm through the fucking-- it's like $12 a month. And you pay zero deductible, and you get it done at the dealership. Through Tesla. No, by? But fuck it. Yeah, I'm not trying to go through this. How many times does it happen? What? The air. What? The windshield cracks. Oh, just once. With the Tesla. Yeah, with the Tesla. Yeah, with the Tesla. Yeah, with the Tesla. I mean, that's not a lot. Yeah, the BMW has so.(Speaking Spanish) Yo, the windshield guy that came to--(Speaking Spanish) Yeah.(Speaking Spanish) He even had an apprentice do it. A Romain, that BMW. Yo, I think they had like three or four windshields replaced. Something like that. He was fast, though. He gets it done in like 15 minutes. Yo, he--(Interposing Voices) No, he did mine, too. He did that shit in 15 minutes. Yo, my-- no, my-- That windshield's cracked? Huh? My story's a little different. The fuck I be driving. Yo, no, I drive a lot, nigga. You be driving from like fast? Yeah, I mean, not like an asshole, but-- He drives down south. And the shit turns from gravel to sand. No, once it turns to snow, you be like, I'm chilling here. I could know how I want this. No, I mean, I drive the limit. Maybe like 10 above the limit sometimes, but that's the-- Sometimes. Yeah, that's the reason I go. But like, you know, it's just you got a lot of-- Because you got caught. That's why. Yeah.(Laughter) Slow down, bro. I did not. According to the Motor Vehicle Records, I did not get caught. Ah! Don't buy it. Ah! So buy that, then I'll say that. Look at the record. I got a good lawyer. Yeah, the Dominican State Trooper. Ah! Ah! I got that fucking lawyer, bro. Wait, how much were you going over? What? I don't want to tell-- Yo, why you trying to-- Yeah, one minute. When was this? When was this? I don't recall this. I don't recall this at all. You mean to buy lawyers. Yeah, you know-- You don't want like dirty over? Fuck you. Cuando. Me, then. Yo! Yo! Yo, Giaccho. No, I drive five under. Nah, but fucking-- what we talking about? Your glass? Oh, no, yeah, but like the thing is like on Rudy team, there's a lot of like dump trucks, like triaxial trucks. I had to drive with the rocks in the back. Yeah, like loaded with rocks and shit. So it's-- I go around them motherfuckers. Yeah, I try to-- Nah, I just like, fuck it. Fuck you, guy. I'm going to-- whoop. I'm out of here. But yeah, that's what happened. Rock came off a truck and just boom, hit it. And cracked it. Did they be held liable for that? Yo, yucky, Sarah. They're supposed to have the tarp over, but a lot of them, they don't even put it. Their tarp would be fucked up. Yeah, like they have holes in it. And like this-- I hate it when they're carrying sand, bro. And they have the tarp on. And you still feel that shit hitting the fucking windshield. I'm like, mama, and you can't pass it? Because it's like the car in the left lane is going slow as shit. Like, dude, get the fuck out of the left lane. Now in Route 18, with all that construction that they're doing. Yeah, my buddy's working on that shit. I'm trying to get into-- he needs to hurry the fuck up. Fucking up my commute. Yo, it's crazy out there. But yeah, man, that made me feel like shit. Can't--(Inaudible) You can't fuzzle. You can't fuzzle. That's a mone man. That's a mone man. That's a f-- Oh, no, it's mine. No. Oh, I thought I can't do it again. No. Shh. Do it again. No.(Laughter) Yo, you was bad at that shit. What the hell?(Speaking Spanish) No. No.(Speaking Spanish) Sounded like 8 out of 15 in that bad--(Speaking Spanish) Like, our kindness is starting a song.(Speaking Spanish) Take us away.(Speaking Spanish) Are we done yet? Yeah. 140? 148? Damn, son. I'm surprised it was-- Yeah, it didn't feel like that long. That's crazy, yo.(Speaking Spanish) (Laughter)(Speaking Spanish)(Laughter) (Speaking Spanish) I'm giving up fast food for Lent. Ooh.(Speaking Spanish) Wait, no, no, hold on. Hold on, hold on. What is that? All fast food. Chipotle fast food? Yes. Okay. McDonald's, Wendy's, Shake Shack. Anything that you can get within less than five minutes, I'm giving up. What is the line? Dunkin' Donuts? Given that line. What is the line as long though? No, it has to be something where they go get aunts given that, I never ate that shit. We had it in California. That was all right. I heard it's not that good. We were hungry. Yeah. Yeah, we were just dogging it out, bro. I heard it's not that good. Do you guys do the whole thing of like, no, not eating meat on Fridays? I did it today. What? Can I have meat today? No, I didn't. I have mashed potatoes. Conquer. Salt. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, make some pasta. Nah, I didn't eat meat today. I had rice, lentils, and salmon. That shit started today? It started on Wednesday. It started on Wednesday. It started on Wednesday. It started on Ash Wednesday. When was Ash Day? That is not-- Did I go to Ash Wednesday? All right, then it goes this way. I found out, because I saw somebody on TV with a smear on their--(Laughing) Yeah, I'm like, whoa. Yeah, so now until Easter, you can't eat meat on Fridays. I bet, I'm gonna keep that too. Not that for say, not that for say. I'm trying to be a better person. Not that for say, you know what I mean? Rosie gave up social media and coffee. Yeah. That's crazy. That's gonna be hard on the coffee. Yeah, the coffee, but the social media, that's easy. Damn, what should I give up? I wish I could do that. I'm gonna do like a social media clench. I did it one time. I did it on Twitter. I did it one year. Twitter is toxic. I deleted that shit. Oh my, it's not on my phone whatsoever. Twitter gets crazy, bro. I only have it for the-- No, I know. For all that, from the moment, like two weeks before the Super Bowl until like after Super Bowl, I had enough with it. I'm like, happy, I don't care. Why? It was too much. It was all the same bullshit. Nothing's ever gonna get fixed. I went on a social media, like, where I didn't have anything from September all the way up to December, and I'll be honest with you, it felt good. Not having to deal with the bullshit, not going on there. Exactly. I signed that up. Yeah, right, I'm gonna give up, so I'm not doing no more clips, so you guys are gonna have to. Hey! You're gonna have to do it for me. Hey! I'm gonna give it to you, man, you're good. We all gonna quit social media, guys. Yeah, I know, sorry, no more podcasts. No, we got no more podcasts. We're gonna go, we're gonna go up. Yeah! He didn't say it. We did it, he's official, so. When he comes back, we'll be like, yo, you gotta do everything. We're going to hiatus for a while.(Laughing) And it's-- We gave it up for Lent.(Laughing) We gave up the podcast for Lent.(Laughing) The week of the Super Bowl, I deleted Twitter, I signed out of all my Instagrams, the stuff from my gaming one, that's the one I just posted, like, the gaming clips. And I was just scrolling on that one, and I forgot how funny social media actually was. Cause I get random bullshit on there that actually makes me laugh. Yeah, you give random shit, you're just like, when you start getting all these weird-- But it's also when people start sending you shit, so like, we start sending you shit that's not in your algorithm and you open it up. It gets mixed up. Ah! That's not how it was, it was actually like, nice, just having that separate account, just like, new, fresh, nothing on it. It was, it was nice. Wait till it gets corrupted. Yeah.(Laughing) You need some spice, let me send you some spice. Yeah, we're gonna send you some shit. We're gonna send you some shit. I won't, I won't. We're gonna send you some shit. I'm not gonna open it. It don't matter, it don't matter, it's already your inbox. No, and two, I don't follow anybody on that account. Ah! I don't. Wow. Wow. For that reason, cause I wanted to just say clean it. Wow, you don't follow nobody. You expect us to follow you. Of course, you follow me. Wow. What kind of one way street is this? What kind of one way street is this? Is it called? Don't worry about it.(Laughing) Let me see my phone. You about to report you, inappropriate. Okay, I'm not following you. Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm not following you.(Laughing) That shit's fun though, you could be, I recommend it if you could do it just, I was disclosed on purchasing my computer today. Do it. You're a bust, I thought you were gonna show us that money. Yeah. Yeah, shit, bro, and I saw the price tag, but I could start it. We're at. Woo! Oh, I was gonna buy it with them from Micro Center. They just got, they're deals, they just still-- They have a store out here, don't they? Yeah, in Patterson. Yeah, but fucking-- I took that drive once. It's fucking, no, they just have a good deal, man. Like you, they have the CPU, the motherboard with the RAM. Like, they have some really good deals on that shit. I think it's about time I lay this, I avoid arrest. Even me just doing the game, this is me talking about it now. But even me just-- Oh, you want free porn. No, no, no, no, not even that. You don't wanna follow us. Guys, give me a-- That's it, guys! Everybody give you anything back, no. No, I haven't even said the name of it. They didn't make free. They're your sovereign, they're your sovereign. They got all that information from your shit. Ain't no free promos out here.(Laughing) Blue Team! I haven't even said the name. Exactly, don't say it. I won't. Don't make me though, I'll say it. No, but it's like, we talked about playing video games like before and how it's like not the same, it's kind of boring, you haven't probably turned into PS5, you said in like months, whatever, probably with you. Yeah, I played Battlefield like this weekend for the first time and God knows how long. But if you stream it the way it's done and the way I'm doing or whatever, you just sit there and kind of talk to an audience even though it's not, it's kind of like here, but just talk to yourself and talk to an audience and just play the game, it makes it that much more entertaining. Y'all watching? I do. Sometimes. I'll be saying some shit. I don't open that shit. You book it, I don't know. I don't know. I'm gonna send it to him personally when I-- I'm not gonna open it. I might do it tonight. I'm not gonna open it. I'm not gonna say why now. If you follow me, I'll follow you back. He won't follow you back. Yeah, he won't.(Laughing) I'll follow you back. I better be the only follow. Of course. Oh, you know, oh, you know. For how long? That's it, you gotta stipulate that. You see me, I'll follow you. You follow me, I'm gonna follow you. Ah. You gotta follow me first. Oh, you gotta follow me first. Oh, they got a three. Well.(Laughing) He needs some help.(Laughing) Ready? I did it, I did it, I did it. Oh, wait, wait, wait. I ain't got, oh, I got it, I got it, I got it. Bum ass.(Laughing) I'll follow, I'll follow right now. It's the account for my stats. Wow.(Laughing) Wow. I'll fucking block him, report his ass. Yeah, report his ass, bro. Yeah, something about this account. Yeah, that's the, that's the-- Yeah, they are pretending to be someone else. Yeah. I'm looking for your water, this shit's behind you the whole entire time. Behind your chair. Yeah, look back at it.(Laughing) Yo, man. What?(Speaking In Foreign Language) You didn't see that? I just saw it now. Wow. He saw it a while ago, he just didn't want it to tell you. Oh my God.(Speaking In Foreign Language) This has been a great episode. If you like this episode, please like, share, comment, subscribe, let us know what's going on, what's popping. Vamos. Thank you for all the love on the clip on TikTok. It's getting a lot of views. Thank you so much for everything. Yeah. Let us know what you like about this episode, what you didn't like, if you like the topics we covered, anything else that you would like to add. Throw some topics in there too. Yeah. Make my life easier. Yeah. So, you know, what else you want, you guys want us to talk about, I think next episode we're gonna do Dominican independence. So, leave some comments regarding that, see what we should talk about, regarding our independence and-- Just Dominican history and culture and good stuff. Oh, we can say screw it, just talk about Puerto Rico though, man. I was thinking about it. Yeah, depending how this video does this week, you won't be just grabbing that. You can talk about the similarity between Puerto Rican and Dominicans. You trying to start a war, eh? Yeah, you're trying to start a war, yeah. And on that note, people, thank you for everything. This has been episode 45 of your favorite podcast. This has been, "Bombato." Oh shit. Hey, yo. That's right, one of the cleanest episodes. Huh? It was. That's one of the cleaner episodes. Oh. Yeah.