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Ep 46: DR Independence 2026 – Is Peeing Sitting Down Gay? + Juan Luis Guerra Legacy

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🇩🇴 Ep 46 – Dominican Independence Day 2026 Special! Fresh off February 27th celebrations in Jersey (Union City, North Bergen, Hoboken vibes), the Bombato crew celebrates everything Dominican: Juan Pablo Duarte & La Trinitaria founding independence in 1844, Albert Pujols' 700+ HR legacy, Juan Luis Guerra (merengue & bachata pioneer with massive Cibao Stadium sold-outs in Santiago), Romeo Santos (King of Bachata), and Zoë Saldana (Oscar winner in Avatar blockbusters). We dive into the unmatched DR energy, food, music, sports, people making the best of any situation, and that instant mood shift when you land on the island.

Plus unfiltered chaos: Is it gay to pee sitting down? 😂 Wilson's streaming side hustle & Angel demanding his cut, Jersey snow rants + minivan rental disasters, guilty apologies at checkout, random awkward thoughts, cool parents stories, adulting regrets (no more loud clubs past 10), remote work Zoom fails, Puerto Rico governor denying tax incentives for Bad Bunny/Residente's "Porto Rico" film (shifting production to DR?), garbage truck noise arrest, woman saves man from attackers… then shoots him? Vigilante debate, China building 30-story prefab Lego buildings in 15 days, and WBC 2026 hype with DR's stacked roster.

Timestamps:
00:00 – Intro & DR Independence Day 2026 vibes (Jersey celebrations shoutout)
04:30 – Juan Pablo Duarte, La Trinitaria & DR history tribute
13:14 – Is Wilson going to leave the pod?
22:25 – The snow strikes again! We are over this ishh!
25:38 – Feeling guilty without doing anything!
27:48 – Is it weird for a guy to pee sitting down?
34:19 – Elvis loves his minivan/Working from home
49:08 – Random food convo! (damn Beep is back)
51:12 – Friends, cool family!
53:08 – Things that you start to hate as you get older!
55:44 – What is Brooklyn-style pizza?
01:03:23 – PR Governor denies Residente and Bad Bunny from filming in PR!WTF
01:08:23 – Lady can't mind her business, and she FAFO!
01:11:49 – She saves him, and he tries to rob her and gets shot!
01:22:56 – China is living in the year 3000!
01:27:13 – WBC Discussion! Is the hype there or not?
01:36:13 – Omega's appearance is crazy from when he first started!
01:38:05 – Outro

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Warning! The following podcast contains opinions, jokes, and random thoughts that should absolutely not be taken seriously. We're not experts, professionals, or even mildly qualified to give advice. If you're looking for facts, maybe try Google. This is strictly for laughs, hot takes, and good vibes only. Proceed with caution and a sense of humor. And remember, Bomba'to(Speaking In Foreign Language) Ain't nobody watch anyone?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow. They're getting themselves already. Wow, your smell. What'd you say? People investing in themselves. Oh yeah, oh yeah, get that brand, boys. Bernatte, Bernatte, Bernatte, Bernatte, Bernatte. Let's leave that for later. Eke, get that brand. No, no, no, no, Bernatte. We're gonna leave that, we're gonna dive into that topic later.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Napo, that doesn't interfere with this. It doesn't, no. No.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Your favorite podcast, Bombato podcast, this episode? 40 six.(Speaking In Foreign Language)(Upbeat Music) Okay, that way.(Speaking In Foreign Language) How do we have that? Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I wasn't thinking about that.(Speaking In Foreign Language) This is America's 250th birthday, July 4th. So, you know.(Speaking In Foreign Language) 182 years.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow. Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I don't know, to be honest. Mal's more popular than Moncio. I don't know, I don't know. Back then, I don't know. Am I a little bit bigger than Moncio? It is.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So that's why--(Speaking In Foreign Language) Probably Mal, but yeah, thank God, thank God.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Get the toppings, Sando.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Elsie. Me.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Nah, but in all seriousness though.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Nah, but it's true though. Have you, like when you go to DR, have you ever seen like one person, like just unhappy, just--(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, that's facts bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) They could be the most happiest people in the world. Like they just be sitting in a corner talking(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's definitely the people, the people make DR, DR. But it is. It's like, no matter, they always know how to have it. They make the best out of a bad situation. Yeah, excuse me. They make the best out of a bad situation.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You think that Dominican or the other Dominican, they just makes a big deal out of everything. But I feel like even when you're there,(Speaking In Foreign Language) but I feel like that's the Dominicans that are from here. Like the ones that are, can we bring a key? Can make a big deal out of--(Speaking In Foreign Language) We've touched all areas in this world. Yeah, we're everywhere. From baseball, from music, acting. Bro, we in Dubai. Literally. Like that is crazy. What are we doing over there? It's working. At all. Making that oil money. Like bro, if you look at it, you got Zoe Saldana. First Dominican winner Oscar. Literally, she's been in the most highest grossing movies ever with Avatar, Guardians of the Galaxy, similar with another one. And then you got Romeo, who's a international superstar. You got pioneers like Juan Liguera. Yo, I feel like that man does not get enough credit for what he's done. He's the-- Juan Liguera. He does, he gets his flowers. Not like how he should be. I don't feel like he gets compensated how he should. Compensated something though. No, no, no, no, compensated was the wrong word. I don't mean money wise. I meant like-- His flowers. His flowers. He does. When I've seen Spanish artists just talk about him, they always say like, he's-- He's their idol, but as far as like-- Generation wise. Yeah. But even-- Like if you think about our generation, who talks about Juan Liguera like that? Nah, bro, but he just had a concert in Santiago. Sold out. That was packed. Sold out. Packed. That's somebody that I would love. If he comes here, bro, I'll go by myself. Like I need to see him live. He's come here before. He has. Yeah, but he hasn't like done big, you know. He's been at the United Palace a few times. That's like every Dominican artist I go to. I wanna see him do something big here. Like I know he can-- You think he can fill out MetLife? No. By himself? It would have to be a few people with him. Really? By himself? That's insane, but I think he can do the same, the same stadium size abroad. Oh. Oh yeah, that he can. Cause you gotta think about it. Like Europe, Spain, like like that. I feel like he could do it there, but I don't know. I don't know like-- Out here. Out here? I don't know, by himself. How much does the Eletadio Quiquella, how much does it hold? I don't know. 30,000?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Now we're not prepared, now we're not prepared. Cause I think he did. He did Eletadio Quiquella three nights in a row, if I'm not mistaken. Yeah, some crazy 13,000 to 14,000. 13,000 to 14,000. Not bad. Yeah, I don't think he'll be able to do my-- I mean he can do, he did Eletadio Limpico. And I can beat that, that's bigger. Calqui quiella? Yeah, yeah, that's way bigger. Wait, hold on. Cause that's why I want to say the-- El Quiquella, El-- The one in Santiago. In Santiago. El Olego, El Olego. 27,000. El Olego, he sold that out three nights in a row. Now why? So maybe he could do-- Black guys should go like 50,000 people for concerts. That's in the yard though. That's like 75. I feel like-- Yeah, but that's in the yard, imagine here. No, I'm saying that. Cause here's not gonna only be, it's not gonna only be Dominicans though. I feel like his fan base is broader than just Dominicans. Yeah, absolutely. Cause there's a lot of people that just, he just makes good music. He makes music for all types of genre. He makes machata, he makes merengos, he makes baladas, he makes a little bit of everything. And he just knows how to reinvent himself every single time. I'm telling you, I don't think he gets enough credit for how talented he is and what he does. Well, there's a lot of artists that are like that from the art that don't get the respect that they should. Nah, but he's one that's like,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Well, he does internationally, he just doesn't get it here. But that's what I'm saying. Go away from the US, he gets it. In here, he doesn't. But what I'm saying is I don't think there's enough respect when his name gets mentioned in conversations. Internationally or in the US? Here. That's the thing, it's like, they're not here. Here within Dominicans, I mean. Not like, you know what I mean?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Nah, but I will say, going to DR from out here, bro, it's a feeling that, I don't know, it's hard to describe like,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Your mood changes.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Like, when you get off the airplane, bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) And then the people like, the plane, they're waiting for you.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You go from being, like for me, for instance, I'm in a mood that I'm not, I don't like being outside. When I get to DR, you won't catch me in the house.(Speaking In Foreign Language) But it's true though, like you get a feeling like, yo, everything. I'm here to enjoy life. What is it about over there that makes you just have that? That energy. That energy, like that. I think it's the people. The people, el cálo. It's the fact that you're on vacation. You have a different mentality when you're on vacation than when you're here.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, you can go anywhere else.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I feel like a lot is more financial too. Cause here if you leave, you gotta spend like, a minimum of 150. Like if you go out, there's like, you could spend like 10 hours. I don't know, it's just a feeling. Like you just feel, like you feel home. I think it's the, like, I'm so serious. The, what we were talking about.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That is contagious. Because like they could be having the biggest problems over here, not for nothing. We have any little problem. We're like, oh,(Speaking In Foreign Language) It always could be worse. I know.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So it was a solution. Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I miss it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I don't know.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) You know, it was funny. Like when I was younger, I like my parents used to always ask me like,(Speaking In Foreign Language) would you go to DR? And I was like, nah. But as I got older, I'm like, bro. You can't wait. That don't sound like a bad idea. Like just being able to just live your life so peacefully. So it slows you down. Like you don't have to worry about nothing. I would, but I would have to do like my own, my own property. No, no, no, I'm saying like. You know what we gotta do, bro? We all gotta go 100% on this podcast.(Speaking In Foreign Language) We all gotta go 100% on this podcast. I'm gonna go 100%. Angel has some questions for you. So that we,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Cause a lot of people don't support us.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Angel has some things to get up to test. See, me, no, I know. Oh. Oh.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So for context.(Speaking In Foreign Language) All right, so see. Now for context, Wilson has his streaming platform on the side where, you know, he does his game. For free. For free. He does all this other things. If y'all mad at Wilson, go comment under his Why would you be mad at me for it? And Angel. And Angel felt some type of way. He's the only one on this podcast that's actually made money out of all five of us. Just putting that out there. Oh. Oh. Just putting your business out there, bro. All of us have made like $2, not even two, what is it, 30 cents or whatever it was? Yeah, if you split it. If we split it five ways, we made 30 cents plus $10. He made $10 and 30 cents. First of all, it wouldn't be five ways just for me.(Laughing) What was it? You gotta split it. I don't know why I'm the treasurer. Well, you don't need it. What's that, dude? Oh, yeah. Hell no, you ain't no treasurer. I'm the one with the money. No.(Laughing) Out of this whole podcast, all five of us, the one that has all the money is Angel. Thank you to Justin. The raccoon lover. The raccoon lover. The raccoon guy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Last week on Friday. Bro, this guy put his cash up on the camera and then he just told him I know. To be a weekly donation. Awesome, by Nacapac. Hey, yo. I will not, you gotta-- Hey, tocamodia lo. Tocamodia lo. Tocamodia lo. Ah, ponte bravo ora, pon e tina todo. That's how weird it takes for money to move around in this country.(Laughing) So, epera de la prégunda. I gotta save this in a checking account. La prégunda patte, Angel. If you had the opportunity to do what Wilson's doing and you succeed, would you stay-- He's leaving, he's gone. Would you stay on the podcast or would you leave? No, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) He's already thinking of the exit strategy.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) Nah, but honestly, would you say?(Laughing) He can stay. He ain't staying.(Speaking In Foreign Language) He ain't staying. He ain't staying.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So, you're good with him doing his video games now, Angel? I'm sure they're not.(Speaking In Foreign Language) If I make money, then we know. Yeah. Oh, then it's a problem. Then I gotta be in. I gotta get a cut. No way, so wait, so if he starts making money, you're gonna request-- Gotta get a cut. A cut from-- A cut, of course. You gotta get a cut, he said. Of course. Oh, yeah, Wilson got a shower. So wait, you're the treasurer plus the manager of the team. I mean, I could be. He's like the face clan manager. Someone has to be. No, I'll let Angel do one thing. He can file the taxes. Oh, He can file the taxes. He doesn't know how to do that. Somebody get arrested, they're gonna be here.(Laughing) Who filed your taxes? You do your old taxes? I don't do it. You don't do it? Some lady does it for me. Nah, wait. I gotta give me a lady, bro. I can't do it, I'll get mine. I started doing that somehow I owed 3K. I really did my Yeah, I will. You come over there, I owe you your old taxes. I did my received my No, really? Nah, nah, I didn't receive mine, I did it. I did it like two weeks ago. I gotta do my Yeah. I saw that it's 3K, that's a bad idea. Nah, bro. And then I did turbo taxes just to confirm it, I was like, hey, that's just a four. I said, come on. Nah, bro. I did that, I did that for no. I wonder how much I'm gonna get. I'm gonna get a CPA. Somebody's getting informed though? You get money, right? If you're losing technically, like you're renting and you're technically losing money. Don't you get a credit for that? We're not financial advisors, this is not financial advice, please don't listen to us. Don't you get a credit for being a homeowner? I gotta see. If you're losing, you can file your losses. I lost everything. To lose, no, like if you do... You lost everything on that, it's no blow. Oh, I think also you can file, you can do your... I'm broke. Your taxes, your taxes. Nah, you got $10, you ain't... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're giving your taxes for your, that you pay for your mortgage, you can file those and it will offset your tax liability that you have. It will reduce it. And then if you lose money on top of that, you can also file those separately. Yeah, I'm lost, I'll owe my money. I see Angel filing for Backgroom C too early. What you talking about? She is worth a million dollars now.(Laughing) You just gotta grind through it.(Speaking Foreign Language) Ah, but if I stream for free to get a...(Speaking Foreign Language) The ecosystem. This is the ecosystem, this is the universe. Bombato Studios, you're part of the Bombato Studios. The Bombato page, well we post your clips and everything so. Oh yeah.(Laughing) You're a part of it, you're a part of it. That's not a conversation you gotta have with me. Oh.(Laughing) (Speaking Foreign Language) You don't say no?(Laughing) I'm gonna tie a few things up eventually.(Laughing) You gotta tie it up a little bit, you gotta tie the screw. Gotta make sure I don't get screwed over. So wait, so you're saying that none of us could do outside activity? No. No, we gotta drop our parents a bend over for him. That's what we gotta do. Treasure, that's how it works. Oh yeah, the good treasure. How the money works. So what benefits are you providing us for being here? Yeah, for real. Have a lot. That you may get a cut.(Laughing) You may. You may. You may get a potential.(Laughing) You may get a cut. I can see age a bit like, well.(Speaking Foreign Language) I just hold it somewhere and see it grow. Mm-hmm. That's how it works. Y'all said that, you know we judge? We haven't even made it.(Speaking Foreign Language) How many episodes do you think it will take us for us to start making money? We're at 46 right now. You think my episodes are 100? We're making 100. Absolutely. Hopefully. Absolutely. Oh yeah, that's two years. Absolutely. Give or take. Yeah, about a year at this point. No, 100 episodes. Your episodes is about two years. Yeah, so we, yeah, a year and some change, right? 58, how way? Come on, 58. You know, after my-- To 100! Oh, yeah, so it'll be two years. Yeah. 58, 54. No, it'll be a year and some change. A year, two years in total. Yeah, two years total, exactly. About? Yeah, I'm saying.(Speaking Foreign Language) What happened to the dunas upon? Now it's all about the money? Oh! Oh, you're saying that I've always been there for the money. He has not changed at all. He's just like, I don't give a about having fun. I want my buddy. I want my ROI. Imagine, yo, I was like, man, being so I know the okay. Imagine waking up, like one of our videos on YouTube goes viral, that like 5 million views and like that. Yeah, it happened. In like hours, like I don't know. Like an old video too. You never know, it happens, There's people that they do this and they've been doing it for years. And the one that you least expect, that's the one that blows up. That's true. Yeah, well there you go. The thing about this is just being consistent and staying on top of it. I think we gotta do an abroad episode. I don't care where, like just out of Jersey. I'm like, Virginia, the badger of money. Who's paying for this? You?(Speaking In Foreign Language) They're toes. They don't work like that.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Wow, why that fiend? What?(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) We got the same moves?(Speaking In Foreign Language) You got a fatter one.(Laughing) I'll make it fit.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Why he mad, bro? It was winter.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It did melt fast. But bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) They were charging $300 per driveway. I paid $120 and that's the best investment. My dumb ass, I fucked up. I let that sit. I was gonna go out that Monday morning. When did you do it? When did you do it? That Monday afternoon.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I did. So I went out Sunday. I went out three times. And then Monday I went out at one. 1 p.m. The neighbors helped out and everything. I went out Monday just to dig out the car. I moved the cars and then they came and they cleaned everything. Was it yesterday that it snowed a little bit? Yeah, yeah. Bro, when I looked out the window, I literally cursed out every fucking word that I could think of.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Bro, I was so, I was so-- It was a little too fancy. And that was only an inch. I woke up and my car was clean. I could see it had snowed but my car was clean. Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Did you have anybody help you? Of course. He paid too. Or did you get your snowblower? It didn't come in here. But I had some people who the money I made thus far.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) They did a job and I paid them. How much you paid them? Huh? How much you paid them? Like 250. 250? Yeah.$2.50? No, 250.(Speaking In Foreign Language) They're doing me a service. We do your service now. Well, we see my time.(Laughing) Oh, great. Oh. Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) For real, you know.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) I won't follow you.(Laughing) He'll just say here.(Laughing) Imagine. He just said, just go live. And you're like.(Laughing) Fucking the followers start rolling in. Seeing this dude just standing there. I'll be honest, the lives actually did pretty good. Like if you look at the totals, not bad. Yeah. Just some very odd people doing fucking. Nah, just people.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Will you buy a raccoon now? Will you get a raccoon? I have to. No.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah. I gotta get at least a little bit more. You can make it a mask, huh? I'm mad at it. Huh? Will you pet it or feed it? I heard him say, "Will you hit it?"(Laughing) I'm being. It could have been. Nah. Ay. This is, I don't know if this has ever happened to you guys. Have you ever gone into like a store to go buy something? And like as the people that work in the store walk by you, you feel like they're judging you or you feel like guilty? Like if you're stealing something when you're really not, or when you go pay at like a self checkout. You all got, you got me? No, no, I'm just saying, it was a thought. It's cause you're black, right? I know black, I'm Dominican. No, but there's times where I go into the store and I go to like the self checkout. Like I know that I'm paying for everything, but as I'm like scanning I'm like, "Yo, do they think that I'm trying to steal something?" They walk behind me and just count just to make it get the right amount. No, they do, they do. Like every time, like I go to the self checkout, like the lady, especially at Walmart, they'll stop doing whatever the fuck they're doing. They'll stand right by my register, just look acting like they're doing something. But I know for sure that they're looking at me. I'm so confident when I walk out of Walmart, I didn't even give them the receipt. I'm just like this and I just walk out. They didn't even look at me. They're not privileged. They didn't even look at me. No, but they'll go down with time. After you know. Nah, they look at me. You know my man, I got me. What are they gonna do, run after you? They're not gonna run after you. They can. The only time that people were looking at me was when I went to, was it the Target? Was that a tell-off? Was that a tell-off? No, no, no. Actually it was, I went to Target and it was full of Jews. Oh no, so what? It was literally just all Jews there. Which one? So you went to Target and it was full of Jews. Target, Jews, anyway. Don't do it. Don't do it. Yes, man. Anyway, how good? Yeah, I don't know if it was a tell-off. No, no, I think it was near Lakewood. So yeah, what is that? Lakewood is capital. Oh, that's like the Jewish community now? The Jewish community, yeah, yeah. They're big. So yeah, that's what they were looking at me like, I don't give a fuck, I'm paying my Say, you had a Target on you. Sure. It's literally like that. I did. Next topic, bro. I did. Yeah, I got an honest question and I asked this question early in the week to you guys. Is it gay to pee sitting down? And my response was, is it during the day or at nighttime? That's when we got pee now. What, sitting down? I started peeing. I do a ball zone. In my house. In my house, I'll sit down and pee. I only do it at nighttime, like when I'm sleeping and I have to wake up in the middle of the night, I'll just sit. Yeah, I'm just tired of cleaning. What, you be missing that much? Yeah, bro. How the fuck you miss that much?(All Chattering) No wonder you had to go to the batting cage. Now everything makes sense. Everything makes sense. I be missing, bro.(All Chattering) Don't you just plop it into the toilet? I got a fucking plank on it.(All Laughing) Oh yeah, no, no, no. You can't sit. Wait, but you're circumcised?(All Laughing) You gotta open it. Yeah, you gotta put that back. You don't open it, it's gonna go everywhere. That's a Dominican thing. Even, you know, just how you gotta put it. You gotta put it on the plate. No? That's circumcised? No. That don't, that's-- You circumcised? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You circumcised? Yeah. Yes. No, no, no, I'm not, I'm not.(All Laughing) I can open it.(All Laughing) You come up to me, that's how I know how it goes. I get confused. What? How do you get confused? How do you get confused? I don't know if it--(All Laughing) One has a flap, the other doesn't. I know, but then the-- Do you got a turtleneck or not? No, I don't.(All Laughing) Does it go peek-a-boo? Oh, I do got a turtleneck.(All Laughing) That makes it hard though. But yeah, bro, you gotta pull it back. No, I'm saying, but you're gonna pull it back the right way, it's gonna go different directions. Nah, you pull it back, it's a straight straight shoot. You gotta pull it up and make sure that it like,(All Laughing) But I don't know.(All Laughing) No, you gotta pull it up.(All Laughing) No, but honestly, this is a real conversation, bro, because I'm fucking tired of cleaning my fucking bathroom. So now what do I do? I just sit down and then I pee. Easier. Yeah? Yeah. You're eliminating all that, you haven't had all that-- At all times? Nah. In public I stand up, I don't go fucking public. But in my house, I'll sit down. Do you go inside of an actual bathroom stall or you go to the urinal? In public? Yeah. I don't go. I go to a urinal. I go to wherever's open. Yeah, I don't care. I go to where it's open. You follow the rules of bathroom editing? Two stalls? Yeah. Yeah, you can't go right next. Bro, that pisses me off, bro. There's an empty one. But I won't though. And then there's another empty one. Where do you pee? I'll go next to the guy just troll. But how will you not get like a baseball game and it's never gonna be like-- I mean, yeah, at that point I'll do it. Yeah, because there's places where you can't wait. No, yeah, if it's like that, I'll do it. But if it's like just random, like I'll just wait. Or yeah, yeah, just wait. I mean, why are we gonna get uncomfortable? We're all in the same room trying to do the same thing. No, no, no, no, no. I'm just saying like if you purposely, right? So you-- I'll do it. I'll sit down and I'll do it. I'll sit down and I'll do it. I'll sit down and I'll do it. No, no, no, no. I'm just saying like if you purposely, right? So the guy-- I'll do it. I'll see you. Yeah, the guy's peeing and you got empty stalls and you go pee right next to the guy's peeing. Sometimes you gotta create your own entertainment invoice. Nah, that's not-- Sometimes you gotta get next to the dude and just look at him while you pee. Nah. Like stare at him like this? Nah, see man, I woke up too long. Yo, empty bathroom, there's a guy already in the urinal. There's one next to him. You just gotta-- And that's it. And that's it. And that's it. You just gotta-- Hey, what's up? What's up? No. Now, if you-- That's a nice looking stream you got there. Exactly, but if you go like--(Speaking Foreign Language) If you go like this, if you go like this, if you go like this, that's gay. If you pick over-- Ah! Yo, look what you got. That's gay. So what you be doing when you-- I just gave up. Get the fuck out. You're like, make sure you lift before you dip it. I know, he's mad. The guy next to me, he's mad because like yo, there's so many other stalls. Like why can't you use this one? I want to be next to you, my guy. I'm lonely. You're lonely. You're lonely. Oh yeah. I-- You get lonely. I got that on the network too. Why is it a big deal? There's a fucking thing dividing us. Yeah, but your head-- There's a thing dividing us. The urinals don't always have that. No. But then you just hide it. Just go deeper into the urinal. You know, just-- Whoo! Cover it up. I don't hide it. If-- I don't-- What is it to hide, bro? Bro, if there's three empty urinals-- Back in the day, they didn't have that to divide. They had to pee right next to each other and have sword fighting. Yeah. Like the Oakland fucking bathroom. Nah, that Oakland shit was crazy. Nah. They had a fucking trough, yo. There was nothing. If you never had a sword fighting, you've been doing it wrong. You ever heard of a reload? Reload. I don't want to know. Go ahead. Why? D-Lo. I want to hear this. You feel like one of the dumb pissing, but then it comes more out. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, we're going to say it's like that. What, how, where the half an hour in? They want to hear your voice. D-Lo.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So much for D-O.(Laughing) Nah, we paid our tribute.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) D-Lo, was it reload? No. You reloading the guns? It's too great. In a way. D-Lo. So wait, you stop. Mm-mm. Eh? Don't ask. You stop. What are you thinking about? You swallow a fork back up. Oh, I wouldn't reload. Wait, you stop. When you hold the top of the skin and then you-- That's entertaining this right now. In a way. Like now you hold the top and then you close it, No, no, no, no, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You're the one that brought it up.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Our equipment doesn't work?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh, he turned the volume down, that's what it is. No, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh yes.(Speaking In Foreign Language) If it's this topic.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What?(Laughing) You get the idea. Wow. You're the man. You did it to yourself. I told you. That was perfect. It was, it fit perfect. Exactly, that was wild.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, we wanna know.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So,(Speaking In Foreign Language) The other person's insurance finally called me on Saturday and we set up the appointment of me to go take the car, get it fixed, they say, you know, we'll have the rental ready for you right there, you don't have to go nowhere else. Bullshit.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm like, oh,(Speaking In Foreign Language) of course, yeah, so I go, boom, take my car, check it all out, they're like, oh, we're gonna call the rental person, check my car out, rental person come, and(Speaking In Foreign Language) rental person comes in a Nissan Sentra.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Got a reliable.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) You can't, oh yeah, oh yeah, open it up, yeah, let me check it out. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. You're opening it up?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Anyway, so I'm like, yo, my shirt's not gonna fit in here, she's like, don't even worry about it, call the insurance, because what they do is they try to cheap you out, and obviously because it's the other person's insurance, right, she's like, they try to give you the cheapest car available, but she's like, you know, call them and ask for, boom, boom, I don't remember exactly what the thing was. So I call, she takes me to the rental, as I'm calling.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Boom, it gets approved, right? Okay. Wait, what gets approved? The upgrade. Okay. Like, as soon as you-- Your shirt got approved in the front? The upgrade is outside?(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Nah, so I hang up, they're like, yeah, should reflect on their system in like 60 seconds, I'm like, all right, cool. Yo, they were like, yo, you need space, I got you. I'm talking to the guy, he's like, oh, it hasn't refreshed, he's like, oh, no, it refreshed, okay. He's like, uh, we don't have any SUVs available right now, I'm like, how you a rental car, please? You don't have no SUVs available right now. He's like, what are we gonna get for? I don't think people need more space. He said, we're gonna get more on Tuesday, on Thursday or Friday, if you call back Friday, we'll get you into a SUV, I said, okay, and he's like, do you mind taking a minivan? I'm like, bro, at this point, I had shit to do, so I'm like, bro. Minivans are nice, you got space. I'm like, bro, just give me whatever keys you got, and let me go.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'll get to Kiai.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I want to get you dirty. No, I mean, but I just want to get the hell out of there. Ah, I'm gonna get you a nice service. I left all my stuff in my car, and the place closed at five, it was 4.45. They can't come on. So I had to, how, wait, so they worked out the hours? How am I gonna put my shit, huh? They worked out the hours then? Who? The company place? No, because the company closes, the enterprise closes at like six. Pretty so, got it? Where I left my car, the shop closed at five. Oh, you went back to get your stuff. I had to go back to get my shit, so that's why I'm like, yo, I'm trying to get out of here.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Because remember, it was-- You got a side hustle you wanna talk about?(Speaking In Foreign Language) You got a side hustle you wanna talk us about? You wanna share with the group? Angel wants a cut?(Laughing) Angel's already part of the side hustle. Angel wants a cut. Angel knows where I was at. Angel wants a cut?(Laughing) He knows where I was at, I sent him pictures. Where was he at? I don't remember.(Laughing) You got pictures? Yeah, he gave him a cut, that's why. Yeah, yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Bucket, let's do the tree. Whoa.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Follow me.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) So, long story short, I gotta go back tomorrow so that I can get my SUV and switch the--(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yo, nah, that shit is dope though. I was fucking shit at first, but that shit is-- What is that?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Siena or what? 2025 Hanaras. That shit fast. It got eco and that shit got space for days. There you go, don't knock it to your fry. Bro, I need a trip, I want a minivan. Oh, whatcha a few going? Oh, but if I say I want a minivan, I don't look like I'm crazy. Where have you said you wanted a minivan? I said this a while ago. No, you did not. You, A, there's a difference. You said I want a minivan full of nine kids there.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yes, man. Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) So you get in the minivan tomorrow. You get in, you switch in the minivan tomorrow. Yes. Cool. Yeah, at this point, just keep it. Just keep it. They told me to straight it back in.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wait, you're shedding your work for your car or for another car? No, for another car for SUV. And how long they keeping your car for? Bro, that shit is fucked up. That lady fucked my shit up, man. Oh, yeah. No, yo, hold on. No, the patience we got. No, no, no, no, because I took it to the shop, right? And I did like the guy that is gonna be working on the car. It's like a father-son business. I was talking to the son. He walked me out. He's like, "Yo, show me the damage, whatever."I need a new fender."The hood might have damage underneath."I need a new bumper."The headlights fucked up a little bit."I need a new rim."(Speaking In Foreign Language)"I need a new rim." She scratched my whole shit up. And he was like,(Speaking In Foreign Language) after the accident, you feel anything? Bro, it's true. I did feel something. So I told him and he's like, "Well, we're gonna send in a different line, man." And if it still comes back, we're doing the same thing. We're gonna have to take a look at it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yo, another thing, that's no. Yo, if you wanna reload, I got you.(Laughing) I'm just saying, if you need it. Just help you reload. How could you be doing while you work from home reloading? I don't work from home. I don't got that out. You be reloading while you work from home?(Speaking In Foreign Language) You know.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh, you're Polfin.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Nah, I have it. Polfin. I almost broke the other day though.(Speaking In Foreign Language) A reload? No, a reload.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Yo, now you know how I get you out here from working from home? I'm finally working from home?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Too many snow days?(Speaking In Foreign Language) They were recording?(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, it's the shoveling business, that's what it is. He has to get around.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You know it. You know it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I wanna cheese shake from there.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That kinda goes with what I was saying.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Working from home, you like it or you hate it? No, it's not bad, it's not a bad gig.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I like it, but I can't do it. I like it. I just need to get a more comfortable chair. No, I got a whole set up and everything, I just can't concentrate. I got too much shit in my room, I got distracted. I get distracted when I be having meetings. You're playing PS5 and the team's meeting at the same time. I wouldn't get shit done, I know myself. Bro. Yeah, no, I could get shit. I had a few-- I got some stuff done. I had a few moments where I forgot to mute myself and I said some shit. Bye, sir, mama!(Laughing) Luckily, nobody caught it, but I noticed, you know how on teams, when you're talking to the little border lights up?(Speaking In Foreign Language) I was like, fuck, they about to fire me. What'd you say? He was just cursing the, he just falls out probably. Nah, somebody was talking and you know-- That wasn't Evangiwa, the creator left.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow!(Speaking In Foreign Language) And they just kept going, they just kept going. I was like, and I just said it under my breath, I was like, man, shut the fuck up. Nice! Oh shit.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Honestly though, if I were to find a remote job, I could just do like, I could stream at the same, all day. You can. All day. It's easy. That's what people do. They would do remote jobs and then they would do like-- They would do all day. There was like hustles and all that shit. There's one guy that they were talking about that he had 11 remote jobs. He was making over a million dollars. God, I need to get on that. Yeah, I need to find some remote jobs. Brother. I've been looking. There's not that many. Yeah, I think they're cutting them out. Yeah, they're facing-- It's either you're fully in office or hybrid. I'll do a hybrid. Nah, fuck me. I'll do a hybrid. It's all right now, the way like when you gotta go into the office after you had work from home then. Nah, so that's gotta be dope. The paycheck is fat. That's all that matters. The who? The paycheck. Nah, you gotta make sure you do your taxes right though. That one. I gotta get a CPA. For what?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, I don't know how you-- On just W-2? Yeah. How do you owe three-- No, that's federal and state. Yeah, but still. How do you owe money with W-2? Yeah, how do you owe money? Did you do your fucking W-4 wrong? Well, you owe 3K? I don't have no W-4. You owe 3K? That's the shit that they reduced, that they-- How many dependents are you claiming? You gotta talk to HR. Nah, nigga, you gotta talk to somebody. You gotta talk to HR. You gotta talk to somebody. Do you have the property? Is that on their name? No. Did you put exempt? Exempt for what? From getting your shit deducted. No, hell no. Oh, you asked-- I need to duck my shit, Tron. Oh, you asked chat G-B-T,"Why do I gotta pay 3K?"(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, that's crazy. I mean-- Like, if you had a side business, what a maybe. That makes more sense, but like-- Just straight off of W-2? I got W-2.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) The second job?(Speaking In Foreign Language) You had a different tax bracket, my guy.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It wasn't even that much.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, no, I'm still in the same tax bracket. I looked it up. I thought it was that too. No, but if you're-- That's the W-2 though. Yeah, I'm just saying, if you're claiming zero on both, you should be paying more taxes than what you should be owed. Like, that you owe them. Because like, I don't know. I may get these. Can I get that number? I don't know. For my guy. I may get this amount of money. I actually giving me money. Yeah. That's crazy. Well, I learned from one of my old coworkers. He was like, it's better to put more into the taxes, so that way you never owe. No, yeah, that's why. I actually like claiming one. I don't even claim zero. No, I claim zero. Yeah, like if I were to claim zero, I probably would have gotten more money back. I claim one. I claim zero and I add an additional 100 bucks for both federal and state. Yeah, bro. We gotta have this conversation off of here. I had to tell you, see, I got money back. I almost got what you owe back. Hey, Sue. Yeah, you make more money than me, bro. I know that for a fact. So yeah, we gotta talk. Go to HR, my guy. Yeah, bro. Yeah, they fucking swear. I ain't the da ho, the end of the line. Yeah, somebody's fucking you up, bro. And I'm putting money into my retirement. He's like, "Tero." Yeah, this one's fine. There's no way, bro. There's no way, bro. Three K? And you're claiming zero? Fuck that. Yo, have you ever been doing something and a random ass thought just pops up in your head? Like now, just the Lopez,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yo.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Don't say, don't say. Yeah. It's probably not that much. Split it five ways. Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Don't work like that.(Laughing) They don't work like that. Put it right on the table, but the money's--(Speaking In Foreign Language) I found this other food truck. It's called Colonial Grill. I haven't tried it yet. No, that's-- I haven't tried it yet. That's the one with the steak fries, right? Yeah, so I saw that shit, like, oh, I kinda wanna try the fucking steak fries.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) But yeah, so with the steak fries, I wanna try that shit. That's just the Morristown. That's like 45 minutes away.(Speaking In Foreign Language) We should order food from the Lopez. We might do the WBCs, right? Yeah, yeah, definitely for sure. I also saw this other dude. It's called, he's doing like a, like--(Speaking In Foreign Language) How is it even healthier than fast food?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, fuck, I do.(Speaking In Foreign Language) But fuck, I know, like, this is like roasted pork. And like--(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, I wanna try that shit. Yeah, with that I wanna try it. But if you go, let me know.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I wanna try. I just wanna try that shit.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Yeah, yeah, hey.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yo, this too, giving, no wonder we're getting shitty. That's a safety hazard. Yeah. Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) We're gonna try that shit. Did you guys ever have like a friend that their parents were like mad cool, whenever you went to their house, you could do whatever over there? Yeah. Yeah?(Laughing) I had no friends. I mean, when I was growing up, yeah. That we were like, they used to be at their house, we used to play video games. That's who they thought. I had two friends. One was Michael, his mom was cool as shit. We used to throw parties at their house every other weekend. Oh, it was equal. Dominican. single mother? No, she was married. We used to just chill in their basement for hours, like after school, we would be there until like 12 o'clock at night, and his mom didn't care. Did they ever, did they ever hear that? Nah, they was good with that. Michael! Why are you looking at me like you-- Nah, cause I thought it was. Michael,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh no, that's, that's Andy.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That was right there, that was right there.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Nah,(Speaking In Foreign Language) That's a safety guy, he should-- Yeah, yeah, safety guy.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm no longer a safety guy.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I've been left safety. What do you do now? Implementation.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What is that? I implement.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Buy that?(Speaking In Foreign Language) I really don't.(Laughing) Implementing.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Hi, Dio.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) Have y'all realized--(Speaking In Foreign Language) As you get older, have you realized there's things that you no longer like or that start to bother you that didn't matter to you back when you were younger? I've grown a hatred towards shrimp. I don't know why. A hatred is crazy. I don't like shrimp. I've grown an allergy but not a hatred. I rather eat fish, salmon. I'm allergic to that too.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What's the health of the shell? That's a fish shrimp. What you said, where's the shell? You said where's the shell for shrimp? You never seen shrimp that you got a peel?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh, cocktail.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I tried to share once in my life.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Did your throat close up? Totally.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow, yes, man.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I really don't fuck with shrimp. I really don't fuck with shrimp. You know what's mine? Leaving the house after getting home or having to stop somewhere after you leave work. Or leaving the house after seven o'clock. You know what, can you say the question again? What have you realized you like less and less as you grow up? My family. Hey, yo. Wow. It's not until you get older where you realize how fucked up everybody is in your family. Or when you start finding out like the dark secrets of everybody. Exactly, yeah. Oh, no, I fuck with my family. I fuck with my family too. It's some. It's some of them, but like the majority of them. Usually you got some of the oddballs. But that's always. But that's what I'm saying. That's not a new thing. But no, it's not a new thing, but you get to realize it as you become older. As a kid, you don't care because you're a kid. Oh, no, as a kid, I realized it too.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh! Yo, yo,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Nah, I was gonna say something else, but it was a bit of a simplify.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I don't think so. I don't know. I could go pick it up.(Speaking In Foreign Language) He's 15, you can call, you can pick up. Yeah, the kitchen close at 8.30.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, but my hand.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Y'all gonna make me go to Pizza City after this.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow. I'm gonna bring a Brooklyn Square pizza one to one for a pot day.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's good, it's a good pizza. This is the upside down, they call it the upside down pizza. They put the cheese in the bottom and the sauce on the top. From where? It's not what he worked for. You better be drinking soup. Nah, it's really good, bro. It is really good. Cheese on the top? Sauce on the top? Nah, it's not bad. It's on the top. It's really good though.(Laughing) It's really good. Is this my gala? He's charging you more for the same thing. Nah, nah. Listen to this, you can flip it over.(Laughing) And you can go get pizza. Oh, but at the way. Can't you just open it upside down? The bottom? No. No, I'm gonna bring it. It's actually, it's a big pie. It's like 30 bucks. Lay it down for me. So it's an upside down pizza you said, right? That's what they call it, yeah. There's the pepperoni on the bottom too? So like-- No, it's just literally, look, anetamente, you don't need any toppings on it. So I'm so serious. And I like toppings on my pizza. Epligamente, so when they're preparing here, are they putting the cheese, the sauce, and then the dough, or is it like-- No, it's dough, cheese, and then sauce. Equada di Ferencia. Ah, no before, very-- That's like a Chicago style pizza. Chicago's punch. No, no, Chicago's more like a dip dip. Like a deep, it's a pie. It's an actual pie. It's a pie, yeah. What's the difference? I'm gonna bring it, I'm gonna bring it. It's like if you're having a sandwich and instead of putting the cheese-- I'm gonna bring it, I'm gonna bring it. And we're gonna go live and we're gonna eat it. And you guys are gonna say if you like it or not. I really, you said upside down. It's like a waffle made when it's in fact, I don't even know what to say. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo, Lueo. Yeah, no, but that's honestly the best. Where'd you get it from? It's called Brooklyn Square. Where's that at? They got like six locations, they're mostly down by me. That pizza, where you got Frigga? It's the Calienta. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Look at the little-- You could even eat it. Yeah, you got here to see. You got here to see. Bro, el teboletatra yeno pizza grati. You don't want that. No, no, no. It's not a fucking complaint. Yes. Try me on me, try me on me.(Speaking In Foreign Language) He didn't want to share the meat that Katiem was gonna give him, right?(Speaking In Foreign Language) You didn't want to share the fucking--(Speaking In Foreign Language) Are we still sure? Are we still sure? By company? Are we still sure he's the one cooking it? I don't know. I actually made a chicken-- You don't owe me a fucking creme brulee. I actually made something the other day.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I actually made a chicken pot pie last night.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Nah, I made a chicken pot pie. I made a chicken pot pie yesterday. This shit was actually pretty good. Chicken who? Chicken pie.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You never had a chicken pot pie?(Speaking In Foreign Language) It has chicken, vegetables, and cream, and then you put like a fling. You make a sauce.(Laughing) And then you put it in a dish, a baking dish. You put-- We're talking like a cheesesteak with chicken. No. Like a cheesecake with chicken.(Speaking In Foreign Language) We're talking like a creamy chicken soup with some bread on top. Chicken pot pie. Is it sweet and sour? No. It's savory.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) What the fuck is, ew. If it looks like a lasagna, that's not pot pie. Yeah, that's not pot pie. This one's a nice. Do you order from the-- Yeah. Ew. I started following up.(Laughing) It's a little potato salad.(Speaking In Foreign Language) With cheesecake with chicken.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Is that a cheesesteak? No, you're the way they had cheesecake. Oh, mala mia, mala mia.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's okay. It's a pie.(Speaking In Foreign Language) But I sell out. But oh, I-- What's the pot? Yeah, fuck it.(Laughing) Nah, because you put, you make everything in a pot and then you put it in the--(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's good.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That's about it, boy.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's good, it's good, it's good. Nah, but upside down. I saw you guys order from the-- I just don't think they forgot the cheese. Yeah. What? Upside down pizza. It looks good. Yeah, that's it. It's crazy, it's good, it's good. I'ma bring it, it's good. Let me see, let me see. It's good. Actually, there's more, this one. That's like, that has so much stuff.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Nah, I'm telling you, bro, it's good, it's good, it's good.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Did you order from the, I saw Milly posted-- Oh, from the supermarket place? Yeah, me gusta. Yeah. Or like, or they deliver anywhere? I believe they deliver anywhere. They came pretty quick, because we ordered it like two days ago, and then came today. I sent it to my wife, because one of her friends lives in Virginia. And I can't right now, that's how I know.(Speaking In Foreign Language) She must be deep in Virginia.(Speaking In Foreign Language) The only thing that I will say is,(Speaking In Foreign Language) You can't talk about it, you can't talk about it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Literally right in New Brunswick.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Delivery free, Angel, get that cut.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You gotta be like, Angel, you gotta get that birch, son. You gotta get that-- That maple. You got that maple. You got that birch. You gonna break it one day, to show us your back. Whoa. I'm trying to see that fresh wood.(Laughing) That freshly cut wood. That freshly custom wood. You gonna sniff it? You gonna sniff it, make sure it smells good? I'll fill the tip for a little bit. Hey, yo. Yo. Yo. You gonna use both hands or just one hand? I might use two, depending on how thick it is. I have a thing, this handle. You gonna peel it back? Huh? Ooh.(Laughing) I might take it for a swing. Hey. Anyway. You gonna loop it up or not? Nah. I'm gonna let him do it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So the governor of PR denies residente and bad bunny from filming a film about Puerto Rico in Puerto Rico. So now they're filming the shit in DR. That shit's fucked up, bro. Because anybody that goes to film in PR gets tax incentives. They don't have to pay taxes on certain things. What's the reason in behind? Because it brings money into PR and jobs for Puerto Rican people, right? And this governor was like, nah, you ain't getting them tax incentives. Why does he care about it? The governor. She. She, why does she care?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Pero. That makes no sense. Look up her picture. And then tell me. She looks like Miss Piggy. Yeah. Hey, yo. She do. Anyways, Renee and Benito decided instead to go to DR because DR is gonna-- Allow them. The same vibe as PR, you know, sister islands, whatever. You're not wrong. And it's gonna--(Speaking In Foreign Language) Okay.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow. Wow. Wait, that's what they have, they have a governor, that's like the highest. Yeah. Yeah, cause they're territory. So, see, see, look at the data here. No, I think it's-- What the fuck was that?(Speaking In Foreign Language) The guy, bro. It's a little fucked up.(Audience Laughing) Okay.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, tell me not to. Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Maybe they don't know him, but.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, but I think it's a little fucked up that, you know, these artists are trying to-- Uplift their-- Help out their community, right? They're trying to bring jobs to Puerto Rico.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Did she say why though, or no?(Speaking In Foreign Language) She gives more favors to the people coming in from America than the actual people that live on the island. Yep. That's fucked up. And that's a little fucked up, bro, because it's like, yo,(Speaking In Foreign Language) What? Like, how does that make sense?(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, I don't like her, bro. She's a...(Speaking In Foreign Language) You got the space, you got the space, ready?(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, no, yeah. She's like every politician, bro. She's like,(Speaking In Foreign Language) But then everybody, all the foreigners,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Divine, and that's just not... They need, they need... And they just had elections, and she got reelected too. She was crazy. Yeah, but she's still there.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That's the only sad part. Like, even with the art, it's the same shit. Like, you got these politicians that, they're there for themselves.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Don't get me started with the art.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Or worse than it was. Yeah, like, it's just...(Speaking In Foreign Language) But they just so... They're run by idiots. Yeah, they're just so poorly run.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh! Oh! AKA, you know, Leguta, his comments about the political atmosphere right now. Yeah, because she's doing a terrible job. No, because... Because he's a little bit... Yeah, because he's attacking with Dorito. Yeah, that makes sense. Now I don't know why, I don't know why.(Speaking In Foreign Language) But again, I mean, I guess I hope, I guess it helps her out in the next three years. That shit don't help her out. And she gets the same office, because she's defending this guy, the guy in office. Yeah, but I don't know. We'll see. We'll see how that turns out.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Anyway.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Have you ever been annoyed, like, people for making too much noise around you? Are you talking about us? Yeah, like, have you ever been so pissed off because people won't shut the fuck up? Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm just asking.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, actually, yeah. This happens to me. Especially at work when I'm trying to concentrate. People are talking and like, "Yo, I'm gonna use them." This lady was working from home, and there's a man doing his job outside of, he's got one of those, what do you call those? Not a dump truck, but the trucks that bring in those big-ass square things, the dumpsters. You know what I'm talking about? The flatbed? No, no, no, no. Or the, like, the trash? Yeah, the trash bins, like them squareches when they got a house. I don't know what they're called, but you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, roll-off dumpsters. Yeah, roll-off dumpsters, there we go. So this lady was, you know, working from home, and she hears the beep, beep, beep from the truck backing up or whatever. And, yes, amiimo.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) I was putting something else in there, either for me to go.(Speaking In Foreign Language) And then she got into altercation with him and I just said,"Yo, I'm gonna get you." I said, "You got shot."(Speaking In Foreign Language) That's a song. Good, good. Simple battery.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I don't know.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What gives you the right, or the audacity to just walk up to somebody, just to tell them what they should be doing. Bro, it's somebody that's doing their job. Entitlement.(Speaking In Foreign Language) How the hell like the fucking, it's like a tow truck, you know, it has a kick cable and it rolls the dumpsters and it pulls it when it's full.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, I had to get, they make it their mission, bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) To fucking fuck with other people. Bro, that's crazy, man. I don't-- Yeah, bro, now there's some fucked up people in this world. There's this one shit that I seen. This lady's trying to help this guy from-- I'm following. There's like three dudes that are trying to like beat this guy up or whatever, like fuck him up or whatever. And she stops saying it, she's like, yo, she's trying to calm shit down, she's trying to see what's going on. And she,(Speaking In Foreign Language) and they go about that day. And the guy that she helped out, this dude goes, man, that man-- I don't know my God, hey.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Loco,(Speaking In Foreign Language) I just told you. No, she goes, are you out of your mind? If you don't let go of me right now, I'ma shoot your ass. Loco,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh, I just see that one. Yo, it's like,(Speaking In Foreign Language) the police, he try to, whatever, try to rob me, whatever. Yeah, I just see that. He came from across the street, right? Look, no. Somebody came from across the street. Those three guys. Those three guys. Bro, and it's like,(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's like that beam, we need help, not for me, but for you. What I heard from that video, I thought they were setting her up. No. Yeah, I did too. At first when I saw the video, I was like, wait, what? She saved them and then killed them? Cause then they run away when she pulled out the gun. No. Like all of them? No. No, I don't remember. They had gone away beforehand. And then that's when he came up and he's like, oh, she was like, you know, you're good, whatever. She was like, give me the stuff or whatever, run your pockets. I was like, shit.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That's fucked up.(Speaking In Foreign Language) She saved you from getting your ass beat.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That was a good one. Woo, yeah. Yeah. I'm behind him right now, baby. I'll give you a head start.(Laughing) Nah, that shit is crazy. Cause sometimes people really don't know what other people have on them. No, yeah, that's why, you know, Yorg, I'm too unstable. I'm glad I don't carry a gun. What you mean?(Laughing) Do I gotta bring my friend back on the show? Y'all wasn't even asking you. I'm too unstable. I'm glad I don't carry a gun. Yo, that's Texas. Yo, fags. Nah, nah. That's gonna shoot a range. Yeah, yeah. We always had this. We never done it. We said a lot of shit and we don't do it. We're never gonna go to the open. We never gonna go to the bark either. I've been to bark. Even at like 500. Yeah. I wanna go to the one that you sent. The YC, I think. Yeah. Hello, me and my mother's gonna go to the bark.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's still like 50 minutes. Bark got better variety. No, they didn't get better at all. Oh, just so bad. No, no, no, no. Yo, nah, that also reminds me. I'll give it a shot. I've seen some shit literally as I was walking in here when I was in my minivan. Lay back.(Speaking In Foreign Language) He goes on his knees, they make him go on his knees.(Speaking In Foreign Language) After he runs his pockets.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Right?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Whatever, whatever, right? And he tries to like block it or whatever. Do it again, do it again.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That sounds crazy. AR-15s, shotguns. Rocket launcher.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Just thieves in general, bro. Just get a fucking job, bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yo, and I've always, I tell my parents, I'm like,(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm running them over and I'm coming home.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) The funny ones are, like in a city in Santo Domingo, like Santiago, like Apeeta, whatever.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That shit is common in Brazil, too.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Don't try it. Don't try it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Mm, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're not trying to say something. You're not trying to say something.(Laughter) (Speaking Spanish) No, but hold on. Hold on to my cello.(Speaking Spanish) We come too soft. We come too soft. That's why there's so much crime out there.(Speaking Spanish) No, I can't tell you what you said. So you're a bucaili, bucaili. I can't say, yo, you got that fucking mega prison? 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See, you know Like Amanda by the hand to buy ya He cleaned them streets and on my thing is what he said after he goes Primer a cada la comida a la mujeres y a lo nina ala mojeres ala mada sulteira Y a lo nina de poco lo nina la mojeres sulteira thing on comida que puedo como el bien De puedo lonimada de la cagia lo puedo de la cagia de puedo lo puedo de la cagia Well, I'm coming being in tone shape or the more basically They don't eat me Shit done that means business. Yeah, fuck. Hey, you know Feeding them prisoners of rice and beans and tortillas you that say look mucho la la yonee. Y'all might avoid I'm gonna start starting all the fucking niggas in the government This is another on a MacRan de de do it another the callness a hint a Government they vegan over there vegan eaters Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah That's all I would you gotta end up my amigo No... I tried and I got yelled at for doing this. I don't do it anymore I got yelled at by the angel No, I didn't yeah, you gotta get the subs yeah Oh Bro why are we living in? the year 2000 while in China they living out in the year 3000 you They build a 30 story building using prefab modules in 15 days And it like it literally locks in like Legos so like My engineer I will admit how secure no, yes, no Okay, it's fast. They did it. They also build a bridge the longest bridge in the world and I think the bridge collapse or something Yeah, so yeah, I'm good like yeah. Yeah, they do they have a lot of you know paper what you got for Yeah, they have a lot of technologies and stuff like that. It doesn't mean quality exactly, you know They do they do have it here like in Miami they could they build like This like like modular houses that already come like you just literally lift panels. Huh? Well, I here is the I seen the 3d printed homes But that's a little bit more security. No, this is a matter of cement. Yeah No, that doesn't like that something like a man with this is a house is I really like their modules I mean look at look at look you come prefabricate. Yeah, no, but Lego shit Yeah, but this is just like concrete walls. Just lift them. Just pop them up. So these day It's like they're putting them in place. Yeah, they bolt them in. Yeah, I see no, but it's not I wouldn't I wouldn't trust it there they have a very they have a big issue with Quality control and shit like that look up Something I think I think it's a ever grand there something like that They're biggest like real estate company. I think we're like went bankrupt or some shit like that. I know my quality Yeah, I think they have empty like Skyk like skyscrapers literally just assert it like you don't hear about it cuz you know They control the narrative cuz it is a dictatorship over there They do make the best Chinese food they do make the best Chinese Are you saying you can't tell the difference what I don't know you can't But yeah look out like this like oh Hope what you're like buildings abandoned cuz like they're they just have a population crisis. They're there They have a crack where their own I think that they're worse than us and given like the birth rate Oh free and they control they had that issue of two too many births or whatever so then they they wanted to control the load too much Okay, the name, but yeah, it's not like a difference in in culture too because sex in the especially here sex is just like talked about everywhere But then in China is like I I don't know We don't really know what goes on in China because China is so locked like they they really they let out what they want to let out Maybe maybe sexual over there over there's taboo You'll be my hero. Okay, yeah, then in case I'm my sex crazy Yeah, cuz they're pretty you know, it's probably prohibited and she like that like oh shit I can do any taboos. She you already know They just probably take contraception a lot more serious because they don't want to have kids My dinner's Tokisha was love was china To kisha was pretty soon to be in prison to be in a lot about a man Hello, hey no, come here. I'm ready. Come in that Gina. You know, I'm a little you know, that's not recent That's a factual exactly. I was a mason shit. Dali We're in here for the long run. All right, Dilo No, no, I got I got I got things to protect You know As we get closer to I don't know. We even want to talk about this because I found it funny With the torquele and yes, get that shit. Yeah, I don't know what that is. Yeah, what is it? What is it? Yeah The picture what picture the tray picture No, yeah, yeah, oh shit school what You try to say Torkle sin name from Detroit he's a hitter but that's his first name School book, they would a group I Thought that was his name To it like torsion twisters and shit No, but I was a executable My lament Oh good to the kid. What does it look to you crazy? Like yo, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? No, but I was gonna bring up the WBC cuz this hit this hit me the other day. Say it again I was gonna talk about the WBC. Okay, cuz he said BBC. You want to talk about BBC? There was for me I'm caring about that for me there was hype maybe a month ago for the WBC This shit is what a week away. Yeah, and I don't feel that same hype though that there was a month ago The limiting factors I've not even I just don't feel like people are talking about it like the word month ago Because spring training has started so now there's other storylines going on but best believe that this week this upcoming week You think so is gonna yep, cuz right now right now on season starting this week, bro everyone from the Every other team has already Shipped their players to wherever it is that they're going you take the DR team they took a flight to to the already Oh, they're playing Detroit next week. Yeah, they're doing games in the yard You think the Puerto Rican government governor is gonna let them play? No, well one of the stadiums that they're using is in Puerto Rico. She's allowing that She doesn't allow that I think that then the whole country was like oh they will vote I will deal with my little whatever deal. Yeah, I like eggs scramble over medium Medium I like them hard Sunny side up what is over medium? Yeah, what is over? It's a sunny side up, but it's a little bit more I cook sunny side up no, it's a little bit more cooked. It's like the black. It's jammy. No, no, it's jammy You like a fried egg? Yeah, and I go tell you my daughter. Yeah, no, no, no I Want to say over hard over hard so I did they would that idea my baby a swab Like your mother who Okay, they would not care about I'm being serious like that creamy egg You like that cream? No, you don't want that like scrambled, huh? Okay, what I do let this I go You guys eat like like that other world Yeah Just eating the egg whites I'm like These favorite part of that exactly protein protein protein egg whites Didn't the whole leg bro. I need I could eat them plain if I have a side of like turkey bacon Turkey bacon. Yeah Who's the other picture that said he's only pitching to schemes Oh Tony Honey and pictures only pitching two games. It was skiing. So it's games is only pitching two games. Yeah. Yeah Cuz the Paul schemes really does not make sense. He's on a team that's not content Number one prospect think about it. How long is this tournament a week to week? It's not a month It's like two weeks. It's two weeks. Yeah, so let's say let's say for example school Yeah, they're playing what maybe four games in total since championship no No, they're in the first round they play like four games and then if they move on Then they'll play like so or three more games. So let's say it starts on a Monday and ends two weeks later 15 days later That's what maybe three stars you get from one starter if that Yeah about my thing is if You put it on for your team right for your country You got to put it all on the list cuz the problem is the bit this WBC is not FIFA the FIFA World Cup It's not the Olympics if I was look if I was School I wouldn't have pitched in this one I would have done what Aaron just did cuz last time though WBC came around it was Aaron judge contract here He chose not to play because you know, he couldn't give his a hundred percent to the team Cuz he got bigger fish to fry the same thing with school bro. Don't play My thing is if you're gonna do if you're gonna do it, why not just do it during mineral season? Like how soccer or hockey does it make the all-star break two weeks? Mmm Get rid of all-star game. Give it a hormone derby. Nobody watches out anyway Yeah, think about you're ready but it makes sense you're already on break you're already in mid-season for exactly But the teams the teams wouldn't want that because they would they would go with This is what if you got hurt what have you got well, bro They do it in soccer and we fuck up, you know the the the season or whatever. There's no real time to play this Imagine that you are a playoff team and your star player goes to WBC and gets injured middle of the season You are gonna be pissed is better. The water is gonna be pissed fan base gonna be pissed or moon everybody When are you more likely to get hurt Before the season starts and playing in a tournament or you're in mid-season form and you plan the tournament then get her whenever Yeah, but you have a higher an Aaron with a fucking wall Get them on the My wall of among the South African stand can open back a chip Yeah, that is crazy You can always I go that 10 you guys gonna keep it Pagan let's say they never really Do better than you plato can see your team. I'm sorry Diablo okay, but lemo the windows but but not a little bit. Oh Yeah Never kidding. What did you bring? I brought him a pretzel. That's what he asked me The one that they have in the front What you bring you don't break shit bitch All right next week Something strong Anyway My Anna to a put a take a look at our order. Yeah Oh, yeah, no, I'm gonna remind you of 7 a.m. I Put my phone I don't disturb Oh No, no, we're told no, yeah Earlier today, I saw a picture of before and after picture of Omega, bro. Oh Cuz he's that fucking He's still that guy now, bro. Okay now a better day you tell them a cool song now We're tight. No, I'm an oil might agree with me on this. He might not I don't care Omega is that guy is or was Omega is that guy? Omega out of me multiple comical mega no not that top top Okay, his contract label shit is fucked up He can't release music right now You seen the shit he did with Osuna just fucking around in the studio. Yeah, that was hot. That was fire. That was bro Omega is that guy see Omega out of me modi say what did I move? She got no I you look a lot pagi Oh Megan's Omega Sunny side up Oh Mega Now but seriously, he looks weird though like from what like when he started He's a busa la crema que seclaro He got blessed surgery His eyes. Yeah, he changes. I see his eye colors. What the fuck you do on his face though Botox he definitely got some plastic. Yeah He's fat to el de bo de ho que yo quiero se como sama eso So you can also blanco impolto le luce tada vina depot That guy actually his contract is I think his contract is finally up. Is it? Please I think that's why he's coming here. I think he got a visa. I don't know if you're so Wilson. How's your streaming going? Thank you guys for tuning in Our catches next week next level streams Oh Catches Sunday Oh Oh It was almost two hours, yeah, I thought it was like an hour and 30 I'm over here like yeah, this is gonna be easy doing the chapters When I saw the time I was like I I I thank you so much, gracias, I thank you Thank you so much, my love Wow. Wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow. Angel, take it back. Wow, wow, wow, wow. Angel, take it back.(Laughing) Yeah. Angel, Angel, Angel, throw it back. Oh, okay. On that note, thank you for watching the latest episode of your favorite podcast, Bombato podcast. Bombato, Bombato, Bombato, Bombato, Bombato, Bombato, Bombato, Bombato, Bombato. This Dominican Independence Day special(Speaking In Foreign Language) Thank you for watching, bon moto, my guys! And we're out! Wow! Oh my god, alright.