Tesla AI, Fast Food Myths & Wild Relationship Scenarios | Bombato Podcast

In this episode of the Bombato Podcast, the crew dives into a mix of tech, food, and real-life conversations that quickly turn into hilarious debates.

We start by discussing Tesla AI and how advanced it’s becoming, including the kinds of questions you can actually ask it. From there, the conversation shifts into a debate about what really qualifies as fast food—and whether we truly know what we’re eating.

The episode also explores wild relationship scenarios, unfiltered opinions, and the kind of everyday conversations that spiral into unexpected territory.

Topics include:

•  Tesla AI and modern technology conversations 
•  What actually counts as fast food vs real food 
•  Food transparency and ingredients 
•  Relationship scenarios and honest reactions 
•  Life updates, stress, and real-world conversations 
•  Unscripted podcast moments and group discussions 

If you enjoy unfiltered, conversational podcasts with humor and real talk, this episode delivers exactly that.

🎧 Watch the full episode here: 👉 https://youtu.be/Ez1KkCnr-ys

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Warning! The following podcast contains opinions, jokes, and random thoughts that should absolutely not be taken seriously. We're not experts, professionals, or even mildly qualified to give advice. If you're looking for facts, maybe try Google. This is strictly for laughs, hot takes, and good vibes only. Proceed with caution and a sense of humor. And remember, Bomba'to!(Music) Okay, but look, so we can stream. We can all stream.(Speaking In Spanish) Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back to another episode of your favorite podcast. Welcome back, this is Bomba'to podcast. Welcome back.(Speaking In Spanish) This is episode 49. 49.(Speaking In Spanish) And the great words of the great poet, little Wayne. Yay! Little Wayne. Eat her, so she cry, call that one and dine.(Speaking In Spanish) Welcome back, people, ladies and gentlemen, and Terrians. Terrians. People that identify as pets. You're gonna be up to date with the news? Gotta be up to date with the news? Is it like a furry? No, you're like, I've seen those videos like, oh, identify as a cat, or identify as a dog.(Speaking In Spanish) You know what a mom in Dominican Republic did? Her daughter, she's like, mommy,(Speaking In Spanish) Did she continue being a dog?(Speaking In Spanish) Welcome, people. Welcome back. Let's talk about people and extracurricular activities outside the podcast. Listen. No, no, no, no, no. What's the issue with the extracurricular activities? I don't have an issue. Angel over here. What's the issue with these extracurricular activities? In LA. So we could do it. We stayed out. My question to you is, are you going to do it too? Do what? Will you do it too? I'm all in on here. All right. I'm all in on here too. I don't know. 50%. It doesn't mean that you can branch out and do your own thing. Branching out already. We already made it here. Already branching out. But I don't know what I'm doing it for. It's for this. I'm going to use it to promote this. So you're going to gain your popularity on another platform. Honestly, we should all do it. And then you're going to bring us in. Seriously. We should all do it. My main idea for the podcast is when we get to a certain point, I want all of us to do something outside of the podcast for yourself. You can do that now. Yeah. That'll be an episode. En el verado. That'll be an episode. Oh, we could do that. Because my idea is would y'all prefer to stay only making 20% and then not make nothing else outside or make 20% doing the podcast and then do. How about you make somebody to take a cut. You taking a cut. You taking a cut. I'm everywhere. That's how I branch out. I hate from people. I leech. It works. It works. Right. We seen it first. Hey, hey. On the gaming platforms. Don't let English see your fine. I'm going to say I'm broke. That's where we were younger. And you said, I'm going to get a nice ass car. This is going to be mad nice. I'm going to black out the windows. And on the outside that going to be ugly as That way ain't nobody touch my Yeah, but that ain't real. En tozute quieren salir se del porque. Just do extra things outside. Yo, másagos. He was ready with that one. He was ready. He was already on the ledge. He just jumped himself off the ledge. Yo, yo. Oh, yeah, you know the head. Just have a beer. Mm. All right, Brad. You know, I got down branding and everything. Oh, wow. God forbid we want to make it. I'm watching. And use that money to support this. Oh yeah, they can support this. They can support? Oh yeah, oh yeah. Angel.(Laughing) Nil Angel, if you want to support, it's a 25% cut. 25? Where the hell you get 25 from? Ah. So, I'm gonna go to La Beida. My support means a lot.(Laughing) You gotta do it? You gotta talk about support. Make sure you support my streaming.(Laughing) And upcoming LA streaming too. Yellow South. We have good times out there. We do, we do. Oh yeah, we. Yeah, we. We. I'm talking to the viewers.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Obviously, except for one, two people here. Go Mokko. Go Mokko. Go Mokko. No. You're talking about East and North? No. I go in and out quick.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm on YouTube. Ah, wait. Ah, do it. Do it. They got accounts, they got multiple accounts. They started on Twitter and now I got YouTube. Look out. I don't have a Twitch. No way. Twitch, YouTube, TikTok. That does survive. Yo, smell. No, but in all seriousness. Would you do a Twitch? I'm trying to get you guys to do it, so we gotta all do it together. Yeah, I already got the PlayStation. Might as well do something with it. it's just. Angel looking like, wow. I'll just wait until y'all make money.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Now wait a minute, you gotta monitor, I gave you one. Yeah. There you go.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Facebook marketplace. Times are rough, times are rough. That's why he paid the snow people to clean his driveway. Ah, do it. Yeah. Wait, I know that, so did you ever get the snowblower? No.(Laughing) How much you paid for it? It was 60. It was getting It ain't that bad. You ain't getting Yeah, that coming. That's why.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So you remember that? Three months later. I got it. I reported that thing. What the hell?(Speaking In Foreign Language) I was like, nah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What? Bro, that's crazy.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Still in a boat probably. Uh, about what? Oh, my tires, right? Again? I'm using tires. No, yeah, I got a nail, right? Another one? Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, no, but this one, this one, yeah, apparently, right? So this one was fixable, it's not on the side wall. It was on the actual threat. So I'm like, okay.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Go to Mavis. Said the Medeod. No, no, no, no, no, watch this right? So I take it to Mavis, oh my God. Because I don't want to take it to Costco. Too many people over there. Take forever. So I took it to Mavis, and I tell him, you're not gonna nail my tire, bro, I can fix it. So I tell him my car, he's like, okay, can you show me the tire? So I go outside and I show him the tire, and I show him his and that, you know. It's like, oh, this type of tire, I'm like, this, come on, kid, come on, kid, this type of tire. Come on, kid, this type of tire. Come on, kid, this type of tire. What do you mean? So long story short, he tells me, they come with a specialty tire that has like foam inside the tire. So-- What, they insulate the tire? Yeah, I'm so, yeah, it's literally-- You don't use regular tires on a Tesla? You can, but what they come with is, it has foam in it, so it reduces the note, because it has no, it produces no noise. You can hear a lot of the road noise, so that limits your road noise, because it has insulation. They soundproofed the tire. Yeah, pretty much, they soundproofed the tire. By now they had that rig, so look at that. I thought they got it, I showed them, too bad. I don't know, I still love it, I still don't care. So he tells me like, no, we can't fix the tire, you have to get a new one. For one nail? For one nail. So I found out, you have to take it, they're special to shops, actually Costco, though, to believe it or not. Why you self a Han Diesel, bro? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, que pensao en con bra muntes la, yo. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, I'm already up to like 20,000 miles for the year. Get yourself a Han Diesel, bro. You know, but yeah, so like-- I'd be down the street at your house if you don't want to park on the driveway. Look at all the nails you wanted on a Han Diesel, I know, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm about thinking about getting a second. Don't do it. But yeah, so apparently you have to like, take the tire off, right? Where the nails had, you have to like, make a, you know, slice the foam, peel it back and put a patch in there. Don't know if that's your name. Yeah, yeah, I'm so serious, it is all surgery and everything. Put a patch in it, and then you have to re-glue the foam back inside the tire. So usually it takes like about, instead of like, you know, you do like a tire plug, few minutes, or a patch, you know. Yeah, tell them to match. Yeah, two hours. What the? Two hours. You have to like, the glue cure and prime, and all that how high.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, so that's why I like a lot of like, tire shops don't, they just prefer to just get a new tire. It's like, yeah, we're not gonna touch it, you gotta get a new tire. So yeah, instead of buying a new tire-- You had to buy a new tire? Yeah, buy a new tire, I didn't want to deal with that it was like-- And how much is the tire? It's like 300.(Laughing) One? Yeah. Is that expensive for tires? That's what he said. Yes. It's like 100 something. What? You should guess I'm for 100 something, 200. My 100? Yeah, like-- My 100 was 100 per tire. But I'll use-- I don't know, it was no, I went to Mavis, 110. Nah, he got the taxi tires now. The most I spent on tires is probably like 1200. Yeah, for a full set. For a full set, and there-- For a full set, that means five? No, four. No, four. But they were all weather tires, so they were good for--(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, my turn on, these are all weather tires.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, no. I'm sorry. No. Well, no, you gotta think about it. You're not gonna get up that handle.(Laughing) No, no, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Are you talking about the weather? Yeah, yeah, they're all-- And it will happen, then you have a nail, and then it it up, so how's it gonna somebody with it?(Laughing) Good question, good question, right? No, but I think it's about 1200 for a full set.(Laughing) What is? You don't know how to that. Not bad, not bad. I'm sorry. Not bad, not bad. Not bad. We're about to say, it's the same thing as the BMW. Bro, how much do you spend on the tire that's split in half? We don't have to get you some, one of those prototype tires, the ones that don't have the, the ones that don't puncture, that don't have the air. Oh, got the tires? Yeah. Yeah, I'm thinking about that Well, we gotta get this guy a A tank? Cooler, bro. yo. Was it the same tire you just got fixed recently? No, it was actually the same side. There's another one? It was the rear, it was, he's had two. You remember that? Wait, the other one you had to buy no two? Yeah, cause that was on the side. You like drive up cheese to like the forest? Nah.(Laughing) Hey, in the forest there's no nails. Nah, it be rocks, nah, but it was the, it was, believe it or not, it was the same spot, but different tires, I gotta rotate it. I'm like, yo, that spot has been attracting nails, like left and right.(Speaking Foreign Language) Is it, is it, it could possibly be due to like the construction sites, I'm assuming, that you'd be going to. Cause that would be the only-- But that is weird. But there's no nails in the construction site like--(Speaking Foreign Language) Yeah, it's this rebar, there's everything in there. Even wires.(Speaking Foreign Language) Yeah, yeah.(Speaking Foreign Language) You ain't got the construction site that you got here by Calacaya, it's the-- You driving onto the site? No, no, no, no, I leave it outside, leave it outside. All right. So how the you collecting nails? falls off the tracks.(Speaking Foreign Language) Call me, I'm serious. My windshield got cracked by just driving on the highway from a truck hauling rocks. Yeah. This dude just got a brand new tire, how long ago? Oh yeah. Come on, don't miss. What's it too long? I don't even-- This is the second one. Nah. Yes! It was before you cracked your windshield. Two tires, new windshield. Yeah, right?(Speaking Foreign Language) But I'm thinking this wait a minute. Windshield, two tires, better. Just getting expensive now. I'm about to park this bitch. Get the Honda diesel, bro. Yeah, Honda Civic, your commuter. That's it. Get you a burner car. Yeah.(Laughing) Blood that little boy. If you don't wanna put on the driver, just park it on the street. That's it. Hey, nah. I thought I had bad luck with tires. I mean, the way I look at it, for the amount of miles that I've driven-- How many miles have you driven? 20,000. You haven't had the car for a year, have you? No. I mean, the 27th is gonna be a year. The 27th of this month is gonna be a year. You put 20,000 miles in a year?(Speaking Foreign Language) No, look at that way. I mean, it's not that.(Speaking Foreign Language) Corona. I like it, I like it. It's cool. I mean, think about it. The only, I mean, besides the, made up of my wild one. Ah, footsy and Eh, if you take the like actual maintenance, besides the accidental besides the tires, I haven't really, no oil change, no, like, if I had to, if I had like a regular car, right? Yeah, you don't have all that maintenance stuff, but you just spent the money on the two tires and the windshield. That was like incidental. I think that's not incidental. Incidental.(Speaking Foreign Language) Incidental, incidental. So talking about maintenance, what would be maintenance for the Tesla? Windshield washing fluid. That's it? No tire. Not pretty much. No tire, no windshield. No, but like, you know, that's like, you know, road hazard but like actual maintenance, the only thing, the battery or anything like that. Do you have to change the battery? You gotta change your brake pads? No, you said, well, eventually, but there's people that have lost like 100,000 miles with the same brakes. Because the way that it regents, you just let off the gas and it just breaks for you. So you don't have to use the brake pedal that much. Yeah, I never got used to that. When I'm driving Teslas, that is annoying. Because like once, as soon as you take your foot off of the gas, it just starts, yeah. So you gotta release it gently and then let it come to a full stop. I remember the first time I drove one and I let go of the gas. That went like this. I'm like, bro, what the They gotta get ready. You gotta be ready. But yeah, besides that, man. Oh, right now I gotta change my windshield wipers. It alerts you when you gotta change your windshield wipers? Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What else? Lumbing. Oh, tire rotation every like 7,000 miles. So like what, every other week for you? Yeah, like every like, every like. Four times. The hablas. Try to stretch it to 10,000.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You wanna go to Cajandos together? We'll go together. Yeah, my two might take another one. Take another on, a little cheap one, a little hooptie. What else? Maintenance wise. Oh no, you have to change like 100,000 miles. You have to change like the oil for the like electric motor. But that's about it. But besides that, man. And when do you have to change the battery? Isn't it like a good while before you have to. You gotta change the battery? What does that cost? The battery for the Tesla. I don't know, I don't know. Like the whole battery? Isn't it getting in the car? Hopefully I'll get rid of it by then. No, you gotta get rid of it. No, I gotta find out. I think that's the car. No, I mean, ideally, well it's covered for like eight years, 120,000 miles. There's a car heat up.(Speaking Foreign Language) No, because I- Where you going with the miles? No, because you think about it, right? It's gonna be a year, right? 20,000 miles, five years, so I'll be 100,000 miles. I say I have 20,000 miles to go. Hopefully by, probably by then the car will be pay off. Does it heat up? What do you mean? Like the battery? Oh yeah, it has like, yeah. Yeah, it has like a- And? So. It has like the, what? So, typical Tesla battery replacement costs between 10 to 20 grand for most out of warranty replacement. Some estimates go as high as 25,000 depending on the model. Oh wow, got her on the way, bro. Yeah, yeah. But that got like some glycol or like antifreeze type of Yeah, yeah. And it runs through, it has like, it has this thing called this octo valve. It has like literally eight connections to it. And the coil runs through it, and it cools the battery and then like it acts as a- got a little chillier in it. Pretty much, yeah. It's crazy. It's crazy, like, cause like in the summer, if the battery's too hot, it will start like, you know, turn the fan on and run the cooling through the battery. And in the winter, if it's when it was like really cold this winter, like it would like preheat the battery so it gives you more range. That a computer on wheels. Pretty much, yeah. I felt broke. People are gay. No, I'm not thinking about it. Yeah, I mean. A guy from New York, I don't know, but in that second, I said, "Gracie, how?" Oh, y'all have it on a schedule. So, no, like- Oh, yeah, in my schedule. Oh, you just don't get it?(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, like, get ready, like be ready by 6.30. So the car, when I get it, when I get in the car at 6.30, it's nice and warm or it's nice and cool.(Speaking In Foreign Language) When I get out of work, yeah. When I get out of work- That's the most fancy I give. My I preset it so it's okay. I do the same.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Nah, bruh. This set, I forget it. Have a schedule for it, it's cool. Yeah, my schedule is, as soon as I put on my clothes, beep beep, prende. This there's a lot of messes I haven't tried. It's like a boom box, like No, see it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That's not a joke. That's all they get? They give you all these nice perks when you come to the basis of a windshield or a tire.(Laughing) We go with the Jeep of But at least you get party mode. Yeah, party mode's crazy. Man got a truchero.(Laughing) I haven't tried it, I'm not trying it this summer. I haven't tried it. I haven't tried it. It runs really loud. And apparently you can do like- The boom boxing? Yeah, and you can do like- What do you need all this One of your other features. Oh, you can make them do like a light show, whatever. You're good at that.(Laughing) And if you have multiple tests, you can synchronize them and make them be like a fucking light show.(Laughing) They got a GTA cord, that's what they're- Yeah, somebody know. They done that go have a feature that turns into a rocket and shit and flies up.(Laughing) Fies you to Mars and shit? Don't buy it, like what else? Any other methods? Any other functions? That's crazy bro. Any other functions? The ambient light syncs with your music. That's cool. Oh yeah. Yo man, I'm falling. You know I'm falling, I'm falling. No, that's your brain, it tells you your heartbeat too. I'm saying, why? That's my lumbar. I said if you're having a heart attack, pulls over for you. Oh no, oh no. No, no, no. (Speaking In Foreign Language) That shit does CPR for you and everything. So mine, what else?(Speaking In Foreign Language) I was thinking about something I forgot. Come in. CPR, no. Oh I don't know, the Grock, so I got Grock in it. So you can literally tell like, hey Grock, tell me. I'm gonna go to the Washington Zoo in Washington DC. Find me a night, you can literally tell a whole story. Like find me a nice like coffee shop on the way and stop here and stop there and we'll map the route for you. I just have one. Does it even book the hotel for you if you staying overnight? If you got any credit card in the system? I'm sure, yeah. Road trip? For real? Yeah, it's road tripping like crazy, yeah I'm telling you. So I'm buying that guy.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, we're picking up for the hills on the way. I want to throw all my pie.(Laughing) The windshield and the back window, bah! This morning bro, this motherfucker. So I was on my way to work, right? And I'm minding my business and I'm off, I'm taking my exes off 18. And I'm merging into 33, over 34, whatever it is. I don't remember which one it is. This is like this Subaru calming and I'm like, okay. I got enough space, so I step on the gas so I can go in front of him. Tell me what this dude literally steps on the gas and we're like racing. So I'm like, fuck, I'm not lifting. And this thing is not lifting either. So we're just like, literally like this side to side.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Side to side. This dude goes like all over the fucking, the other side of the road and passes me. I'm like, whatever, I just let him go. I don't want to cause no accidents and shit. I think it was late because he turned into like the naval base, he probably needed the clock in. The military time.(Laughing) You got automatic dash cam too, and everything, right? Oh yeah, of course, automatic. Like if the text like... I did notice that like if you get close to Tesla while it's off, the... Like the flash, yeah. And the inside go off. I thought it was just a feature for... Cause you black.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) I gotta get a dash cam. I have two if you want one. Does yours... No, they're in the box. I haven't even taken them out. Does it record the inside and the outside or just... It's two cameras. There's one for the back and one for the front. Yo, I got all that shit. Yeah, I need to get that. I got 360. I gotta find it. I got it.(Laughing) Nah, they're in my laundry room. One, two, three, four, five.(Speaking In Foreign Language) The front one. The front one.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Front one looking forward, front one looking forward. You got the two on the side. Two on the pillars and one on the back. The pillars. I don't know, of course, the pillars.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Point of view.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's cool. Oh yeah, I got that too. It's fine. But yeah, somebody I like my car, man. I like it. Bro. I'm definitely getting Alexis next time though, or Teo or something. Oh, over the weekend.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Nah, Alexis is in the box. No, that shit retains its value. Alexis in the expensive. It's not. Alexis in the expensive. It's not. Alexis is expensive. Toyota is not expensive. Alexis is the upper. For the amount of money they are charging for Teo, but I got Alexis. Yeah. I'll give me a RX. That's a debate. Would you rather get a decked out Toyota or for the same price, but just like the base model of Alexis? I'd rather get the decked out Toyota personally. I'd rather get the base model. I've got the Alexis. For example, I'm just throwing 40K out there. 40K for a Toyota that has all the features on it, all the buttons, all the cool things. It gotta be like a limited edition type. Some shit like that. Or a base model 40K Lexus. Give me the Toyota. I'm gonna take the Lexus. I'll take the Lexus. It just built different. You can get the base models built different. If you wanna spend the 40, you might as well get the luxury. Hello, Memo. Hello, Memo. Como get the same shit. If it was the same shit, they would cost the same. That's all I get. You pay it. One to the thing is different. Nah man, like that. I don't know if they're bumping it. I don't know if they're faking it. I don't know if they're faking it. You got the base model, Alexis. You barely got the power windows. I'll be cranking that bitch. When you riding an Alexis. I'll be cranking it. Ah. No, I mean like, you know, like I driven my mom's a RAV4. And I just see like the build quality on that shit. I'm like, nah, it's not it. You mean the build quality. It's like, you can tell it's built cheaply. I mean, like don't get me wrong. It'll probably last fucking 300,000, 400,000 miles, whatever. Damn it, come on. The money goes to the engine. Yeah, it does. You're not wrong. That's what you gotta do. You know, it's just fucking like, like the, like it was funny. It was like the, you can tell like the hood is so thin. So let's say you go on the highway. You can see the hood, like flex. I hate that shit. I'm sorry. Some by now. Some by now. Until I get a Rolls Royce money, the Hymn me dicked out Toyota. Nah, I don't know. I got like, I like Alexis. Or Acura. Would you, like if you had the money, would you get like one of, like a real luxury ass car? I see this so bad. If I had the money, meaning like, it really wouldn't make the difference if I bought a fucking Toyota versus a-- Yeah, if you had the money for it and you said, fuck it, I have the money for it, I'm going for it. Why not? If I have the money for it and it's not gonna cost me, like it's not gonna bite me in the ass, why not? I don't know. I would have buy a brand new. They'd lose too much money. I don't know. Even with that argument, like even the money's not even the problem, but like, are you ever gonna get rid of the car? So like, why does the value matter if it loses value? I just feel that it's a waste of an investment. I would just lease it. I mean, but you will get Alexis over a Toyota. Yeah, because it's gonna be my everyday car. So is the Rolls Royce. If I buy the Rolls Royce, I'm gonna drive that shit. I don't see it as an everyday car. It's gonna go no. It's gonna go no. You're not going nowhere either with it. Do no solid. Well, I know what that. Uh-huh, but all. How much money is nothing to do with it? But all that? That shit gonna just sit there collecting dust. It don't matter, because you got money for it. So it could. Nah, I think I'll spend more money on something else. Then you don't have enough money for it. Claro?(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, you know they had totally no other moon. I said if-- You said it's not gonna, it's not gonna-- No, no, no, I said if you have the money for it, not all the money in the world, because if it was all the money in the world, that wouldn't mean anything. You could buy all the Rolls Royce you want, but I'm saying if you have the money or the liberty to be able to buy one of those luxurious cars-- And not worry about the maintenance. And not worry about all that shit, would you do it? So you have all the money in the world, because if I'm not--(Speaking In Foreign Language) But that's not even the point of the argument. The point of the argument was like, what do you want a car like that? No, like for me, I wouldn't. Nice. Have you gone in one before? Yes. That shit is nice. What the fuck, what the fuck? You guys be hanging out.(Laughing) Robert Wood. Is that behind them? Oh God, we got-- No fun, Robert. You got in Robert Wood. You got in on out for me? All right, Robert Wood, I've driven the Aston Martin, I've driven the Rolls Royce. Yeah, for sure. The hospital? It was, it was Shorehills. Shorehills, I drove an R.A., I drove a Lambo. I probably get in the driver's seat, like, how the fuck are you turning this shit on? Oh no, don't get me wrong, you have to move sometimes. Yo, what the-- Nigga, I've got, there's been, there were times I got in and out of the car, and I went back into the office, like, yo, how the fuck I turned this bitch on? And somebody had to come out and show me how to turn this shit on. You know what gave me trouble? The new electric Cadillac, the truck, the Escalade, local.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Everything's on the fucking computer screen, and like, the button for you to turn it off is like the smallest thing hidden in the fucking corner. So,(Speaking In Foreign Language) I would rather listen, man, I would rather listen. Yeah, I might just press the brake pedal that bitch turns on. No, it was turning off. The, the, the-- Wouldn't it turn, wouldn't it turn on just with the, oh, because you don't use the card, right? Escalade as soon as you get in, and you hit the, you hit the thing and-- It needs your phone though, to open the door? Yeah, it's the phone, phone key. But I actually can have it, that's another mode, right? It's another offline mode. No, no, no, like, as soon as you get in, it will put you-- Yeah, fucking wings and shit, like, woo! Like it knows, like, if it's like facing, if you need to go forward or backwards. So like, it will put itself in drive or reverse automatically. As soon as you get into the car. Oh, yeah? Like, the car, it's creepy. Is that what going through, then? Did you drive your car, or like, no internet, no offline type of shit? Like, do you need some kind of connection? I have it, because I get grok and ass. Like, God forbid, it's like a cyber attack somewhere. You can't connect to internet, nothing like that, no data. Like, you can still drive it? Yeah, I mean, actually, Tesla pays hackers to actually try to hack the car. Nobody has to be able to hack it. So like, you could just literally, for example, just be in airplane mode and you could drive it. You could like, take off on it. Yeah, that's actually, it's like, it's based on Linux, you can actually drive it. What do you mean airplane mode? Like, no connection or nothing. You need connection to driving? No. That's what I'm asking. I don't think you need connection. It's just like your car. Yeah, you don't. I mean, if you-- If you're using the key on the phone. I mean, I have like, premium connectivity, so like, when I'm charging, I can watch Netflix and shit like that. There's Netflix for data for this car too, bro. Oh my God. Ah, fine. It comes to the car. Is your key excited, because I got XM radio. I can watch, I can watch. You're fucked up. I wish they added more streaming services. They only got Netflix, Hulu. To get them on. YouTube. That's why I began the ads. He's be watching while he's driving. Yeah.(Laughing) Why you wearing those streaming services on your Tesla? Nah, because no one you're charging, you can just put a fucking movie real quick. Let's talk about Georgia home. Yeah, but it's not as fast. It's not as fast. You can't scream air on it? Scream? What do you mean? Screen mirror, like, put your phone on the screen. I haven't tried it, so I don't know. It probably does have it. Gotta have it. It makes no sense, because the thing is, already the phone. I think it has-- Yeah, you have a big-ass tablet. I mean, um-- Bro, but if you could do all that other-- Oh, it has a browser and everything. You can literally buy a Tesla through your car. You can buy a Tesla. Compra otro Tesla within a Tesla for a Tesla.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You can literally, let's say, "Oh, I think I need a car cover for my car."Just go to the fucking car, man." Car cover, boop. You shouldn't know. Eh, so either. Order.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Don't buy now. Yeah. Electric cars are fucking-- I've seen more and more Teslas out. Every, I would say-- Yeah, they had good deals. Every four cars that I see, there's three Teslas. There's a stereotype of Teslas though. Yeah, people hate us. I don't know why. No, no, no, no, I'm not talking about that. He's talking about the other kind of stereotype. There's two kinds of people. You see a Tesla driving, you could pinpoint two people.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I said, I have a lot of the--(Speaking In Foreign Language) You're not one of them.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You don't, no?(Speaking In Foreign Language) When you look at a Tesla, who do you think just brand? It's driving. When you were at Rutgers, who were the main two groups that always drove Teslas?(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You can pass. No, no, no. You can pass.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yo. He smells too good for you. Yo, tell me why they don't know how to park when they're charging, bro. What, they parked Matt Quicken. They what? The who? They don't know how to park. Who? That's your parts itself, what do you mean? No, that's fucked up. Yeah, the people that can't afford that shit, because you gotta either come with a car, you gotta pay a monthly for it, and they pull back-- Pay what monthly? For the self-driving. I'll do it. No, no, no, no, no. It services to this bitch. No, no, no, no, like the self-driving. It levels to that shit. Is the self-driving the same thing as a self-driving? Yeah, it comes together. Hypothetically.(Laughing) Is it a monthly subscription? For what? No, you can either-- No, let's say it's monthly, right?(Laughing) You're driving and then your car declines.(Laughing) That shit just stops. Pay your bill, bitch. What happened?(Laughing) I mean, no, because it needs to do like, it needs to like, in order to like remove the self-driving, it needs to like reboot the car. How much is that monthly? So just don't turn that shit off. It will do it automatically, no matter what. Right now I think it's like 100 bucks a month. 100? It's so-- On top of your car, baby? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but like, you can get it like, you can have that come from like pay, like include it into your payment, like option the car with it, or people that don't do that, I didn't, I was like, fuck this, I'll drive. They pay for 100 bucks a month, which I do. So they might-- But they can go like-- Is that $100 a month forever? Or like until you pay that service off? No, as far as long as you want. They just made a subscription. Me almano, so you're telling me that I can have the car for 10 years? If you want, you can cancel whenever you want. But then did you say that there's cars that come with it? Yeah, you can select it. Now they-- Wait, if it comes with it, how much does it cost? Oh, it was like eight grand. So that's one of my question, like are you paying $100 a month until you get to that eight grand? Or like, is it just $100 forever? I don't know, I don't know. I didn't do it, but that'd be a good question.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Pay your bill. Imagine, yeah, I'd be crazy. Nah, but it's cool, because like since when I bought it, they gave you like a free trial of the full self-driving. And they, in New Year's, they gave you another free trial. And like the difference, and like, just in updates. That thing, I was just literally updates that they've done in like that 10 month period. Oh, blow your fucking mind. So my question to you, within the year that you've had your car. Yeah, this is gonna be the best level. How many times have you used that feature? Oh, whenever it was free, I'd use it all the time. It would drive me to work, drive me home. It would pull into the driver at the house by itself, go back into it. You're a little bit of a lie. Yeah, because like it'll learn. It'll let, that's the shit that creeps me out. That's fucking freaky though. No, no, no, like I was like, because I got first, like, that's like, it was pissing me off. It was like, it will pull, like when it got home, when it got to my house, it will pull to the house next to my neighbor's house. And when I put it onto my house, and I was like, and I would like force it, it's like, no, you have to go here. And then it would, the next day it learned and actually pulled into the driver of the house. And like the same thing for like, when I had the trial, I put it like, take me to a quick check, boop. And it drove me to a quick check, but it's about to take a weird ass fucking turn. And I was like, no, you turn here. And the next day when I went to quick check again, it took the correct turn. So it learns.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Have you had conversations that like, like mid trip to like, let's say work? You just have a full blow conversation. Oh yeah. He has them every day? Yeah, I mean, not every day, but I like just stupid random questions like, hey, what's a, I don't know, stupid questions. What's a stock market today? Or, you know, what's the, who was the president of this fucking country? Just, and it would just, you know, it would tell you. Tesla, tell me a joke. Yeah, you can do that. It would tell you a fucking joke. Tesla, find me the nearest hooker.(Laughing) I don't know about that. I don't know about that. I don't know about that. Let us know. I don't know about that. Tell me that and let us know. But yeah, it's cool. It has a lot of perks. I mean, it was a good deal. It was just, yeah, that's what it was. I'm making my job easy because the first fucking 30 minutes of this shit is just gonna be Tesla. Yeah. Tesla talk. Tesla talk here and there. That's easy for ages too. Three episodes.(Laughing) Tesla here, Tesla there. Oh my God. Tesla everywhere. Wow. That's crazy. Electric vehicles are crazy. Did we ask each other how the week went? How are weeks been ever due? We started off crazy. Yeah, with Tesla. How's everybody's week been? Animosity. Bro, this week is. Been on some bullshit. Exactly. Been crazy. This week's been great for me. I've been playing MLB The Show every day. Streaming it too, by the way. Streaming it. Oh yeah, they got time for that. They got time for that. I'm working. Oh yeah. I'm working.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I spent a lot of time talking to myself.(Laughing) That's the one thing that I don't know, like that I would find weird. Like if God forbid, let's say we decided to end the podcast and I want to do like my own podcast. Like I can't see myself just sitting in front of a camera. You get used to it. You get used to it. You get used to it. It definitely helps when there's like a chat and you're following the chat and you're responding like one-on-one with the chat. But like, you just got to click that, that switch in your mind. Like, yo, I'm talking to a thousand people right now. Even though there's nobody in the fucking room. Yeah. That's some haters, bro. Be careful.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, but I mean, you see them every day. Sometimes I try. I'm not streaming today, obviously, because I'm here and I'm present here. This is only once a week and he's streaming every day. Oh, yellow, oh, three days away. He's trying to fill in the time and build his craft.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What y'all want to do is every day? What? There's the power. Ah, I'm gonna kick a shit. Fucking I'm out. Oh yeah, oh yeah? Would we be able to do it? Hell no. Like every Monday through Friday? Yeah, we would if we had fucking writers and shit coming up. Nah, it would lose the essence. The essence. I can't say. Even fucking Joe Bunn doesn't record every fucking day. I ain't gonna lie, if we did that shit every day, I'll probably get tired of y'all niggas. Yeah. Oh, I'm not gonna lie. I'm gonna get tired of your ass already. Actually, you know what, you're right. Cause you'll be getting tired of your job in two fucking seconds. So yeah, you be tired. Yeah, that is true. Part of the money. I'm shocked you haven't jumped ship yet. Oh, me? Yeah. I've never done this in too much money. He's still looking. Nah, you know, honestly, like if we decide, if we get to a point where we decide like, yo, we want to do this full time, and we get like an actual like office space and all that shit, to be honest with you, I probably show up like three or two times throughout the week. What, to record? No, just to like show up and like do the shit that needs to be done to get to the point where we're recording. So like the coming up with the concepts, writing. The only way I see that being feasible is if it's our sole income. Yeah. And it's like we do it full time. No, that's what I mean. Like if that was the case, like and we had the capacity to like actually just do that 24 seven. This was our only job. We don't have our own jobs right now. Like this is all we do is 124 seven. And we'll probably live there, to be honest. Nah. If we get the right people to like do a lot of the stuff. So like, if we get a producer, he'll set up like the whole entire like episode from beginning to end. You get a writer to like come up with like different concepts. You get somebody that's gonna be editing. All we really have to do is show up every so often to just. But at that point, is it still us? Yeah. Cause we're putting our input into it, but they're just taking what we give them. But you got a producer that's telling you, okay, this is how the episode's gonna go. We're the talent though. Don't feel like we're the talent. And we're the owners. We tell, if they be like,"Yo, this is what I have." And we were like, yeah, no, that's not us. We could just be like, nah. Cause they must be real. Let's be real. We're not even gonna be reading that shit. We're not even gonna be reading it. To be honest with you, no. I know who's the first one to not be reading. You would not be reading that shit. He only reading the checks. I'm like. I'll be very frank. Like I said, I'll probably be there the first day of the week, midweek, and then when we record. That we're recording every day. No, not every day. I'll probably go over there. I'll probably stream there too. From there. Yeah, you paying rent. We're all paying rent. No, you're paying rent from your other account.(Laughing) To just use this space. You're not just giving away shit now. Yeah. I don't even need it. I just need a green screen. Oh, yo, yo, yo. You don't need it. Oh yeah, I told you. I don't need it. He's angels, you gotta pay the tax. No, no. You can't be mad at me. I've been your biggest reporter. Actually you haven't. You haven't. You haven't. People have watched you long and all they do is just comment. No, no, no. I've said this.(Speaking Foreign Language) I've sent Wilson money through the stream. Don't worry. By accident, that's why he didn't know what he was doing. No, I know what I'm doing. You have to Google that shit. Fuck it, that isn't what you're doing. Because you think I die by now. It's pretty fun, I recommend it. Don't go by what? I don't know if I can do it. Streaming. You know what I'm saying? You can stream about anything. It doesn't have to be. You know about streaming, what I would do, I would get one of those like, I feel like-- 360 cam? No, like fucking like racing simulators with like a chair and the fucking everything. Yeah, that's what a lot of people-- And fucking stream it that way, that'd be cool. There's the-- That's one, 2025. The flight simulator guys, the ones that be like really in that shit, they literally build a whole cockpit. That's crazy. That's another fun game. Bro, that shit, if she throw away, you'd think it's a fucking actual plane cockpit. It's so easy to fly plane. I could probably get into a plane, a real plane and fly it. I mean-- I probably can bro. I don't wanna have to take a lot of branding I see. I mean, yeah. Flashing for it. Not for learning to drive a fucking plane.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Tesla,(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Magic?(Laughing) Tesla, land this bit safely.(Laughing) Like all the shit that we don't know that's out there. Do you think like Elon Musk has like his AI fly his plane? I could see it. His AI fly his plane? Cause if you think about it-- Papayosh. If you think about it, most commercial airplanes, the pilots really don't do anything. They don't, they just take off and land. They take off and then they put that shit on autopilot and let that shit just go. El Omemo. El Omemo, the taking off and the landing is the hardest part, you gonna leave that shit to a computer? Yeah. A computer has less human error. Yeah. Think about it. A computer can be hacked.(Speaking In Foreign Language) If Tesla hasn't gotten hacked, I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, not yet. El Omemo. In the world when Tesla does get hacked, what would happen? Ooh, pandemonium. A lot of cars is gonna be locked out.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'll be safe for roads.(Laughing) No people. That's beyond. Now I mean, they're pretty. They'll be safe for roads. I mean, I have to admit, there'll be some people. They'll be safe for roads. Wow. They be doing. That was me today. I had to fucking overtake like three people today because these motherfuckers, we all know, the motherfucker stopped literally in the middle of the road. Yeah, I hate people like that. No hazards, no nothing. He just stopped. I'm like, dude, what the fuck are you doing? I honked my horn, he just stood there. I was like, all right, whoop, went around. Then there was another jackass. I don't know what the fuck they were doing. They were trying to do a K turn, I think. And they were just sitting there. I'm like, bro, you gotta be fucking kidding me. Mind you, this was in the morning and I'm trying to get to fucking work. Oh, you gotta work? Yeah. Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, put respect on Elie, bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) I thought you were gonna say, I thought you were gonna say,(Speaking In Foreign Language) I sure think I thought you were gonna say some shit like that, bro. I swear to God, man. No, but you know what pissed me off? I was on my way to the job site that I pulled the story from and there was this bus in front of me and it was time to drop off the kids. I'm like, okay, so he stops, puts his fucking stop sign and everything. If the kids come out,(Speaking In Foreign Language) and this nigga still has his fucking stop sign out and I'm just waiting for a while so I timed that shit, it's three minutes. Fucking stop sign, still out and everybody's stopping the fucking minute of the highway. The bus is just standing there with the fucking stop sign. I'm like, take a deep breath. Don't honk your horn at the bus. No, after three minutes, I'm honking. You had to be a kid that had something. Yeah, that's what I figured, something inside or whatever, I don't know. No, I waited.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, nobody came out. Eventually, he just put his stop sign.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Come on kid, bro, there's some bus drivers, let's be honest.(Speaking In Foreign Language) And they abused that little bit of power that they have.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I know.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Why? Because she was... This is what happens because you feel bad for people. Yeah, you gotta... I'm an empath, what can I say? Did you ever,(Speaking In Foreign Language) I just figured out what that shit meant two weeks ago. When you care about people.(Speaking In Foreign Language) How much did it cost to fix it? Oh, yo, that shit was crazy.(Speaking In Foreign Language) How much was it? That shit was almost $10,000. About 10,000? That shit was almost $10,000. Probably the paint a lot too. Bro. That type of paint. What the hell? Yeah, I'm not... This is white pearls. Yes, woo! My BMW was white pearl. When I happened in my accident, they wanted more to paint the car than what the car was worth. I was like, nay. What? So what can I say? What the fuck is white pearl made out of? Pearls! Crushed up pearls. You need to like, it's like a three stage paint. Yeah, it's a three stage paint. So you have to paint it three times. It has little sparkles in the paint. You paint the white base, then you do the actual sheen part with the little sparkly, and then you do the clear coat thing at the top to make it like pop. Combine.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Just wrap it, just wrap it. I don't know, but every time I sit around at this table with you guys, I feel broke as fuck.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) You don't know? Oh! Torrenta. You don't know. Oh! We're watching, we're pocket watching right now.(Laughing) We're pocket watching right now. They can't on your car with you.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Let's see that credit score.(Laughing) Yo, make sure you follow my stream.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I heard that. I heard about that. Good luck with that, brother.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What time she come out?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Keep going with your story.(Speaking In Foreign Language) How you know that? I've had to pick her up before. No, I just had to leave on time. She knows I don't play that shit. Oh. No, I'll never forget. I forgot where we were going, bro. My dad picked her up. He's like, "Oh, we're gonna leave at 6.30, bro." When she came down, she just got up.(Laughing) Nah, that was another story with Reyna's mom, but that shit was fucking hilarious. Nah, but like, so I went-- What is he? Huh? No, no, no. Oh, no, they-- Back, back. Okay, they were going to DR.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh, yeah, yeah.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language)(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) And I wake up to a nice text message from Chris Melley.(Speaking In Foreign Language) My mom is at Tita's house. I'm like, "Ipake."(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) And I'm like, "Oh, I didn't know that." She was like, "I thought they told you." I was like, "Really?" So, I go, "Yo, I got a whole bunch of shit in my trunk." Oh, totally. So I had to take all, no, so I have a computer desk in the trunk and then I got this beach wipe.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's like one of those-- Yeah, you got it right in front of the stream. Retractable desks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That you can put like on, so one mother see, I can put it on here. You just travel with that? Yeah, you just travel with that shit? It belongs to Melley and I haven't taken it out. Just, I've been lazy. I've been lazy. And then I have this beach wagon in there. So, yeah, like one of those big ass family, nigga, I'm a family man, I have a child. She got beach shit that we gotta carry, towels, toys, five. Fuck, goddamn bro. We got beach toys, towels, food. You ain't gotta move for that shit? You gotta be in the fucking truck? I'm just saying, it was a winter. Nah, we don't, we-- Nah, I know, just check. That's why we're planning on moving. But nah, so I get to our house and I'm already pissed because I know I gotta take this shit out. So as they come out, "Yo, yo, the ass, I know something." I'm like, "Oh, I didn't know you was coming "like sarcastically as fuck." And their answer was, "Ah, some of you, "they said you were from Vietnam." Nah, that's like my-- That's a movie though.(Speaking Foreign Language) So then I had to take all this shit out of the car. You don't throw that at me. I wanna take that car out. Okay. Where you left your shit? Inside of their house, inside of the house. I was taking her car at that point, like,"Oh, I'm gonna sell everything, "I need somebody to check I saw Nina, "but I'm gonna throw her out." I thought about it. Yeah, you-- But she got more shit in her truck. You put it in fucking, put it in your truck.(Speaking Foreign Language) No, the la casita que javangi, dejana la fucking comida de de de de de de de de de. Oh yeah, yeah. So, we get to the airport. They got like, in between the two, they have like five malletas. Do you drive them off or do you go in the airport with them? Oh no, they wanted us to go in there. It was me and Tony. Oh. And Tony was like, "No, no, no, no.(Speaking Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking Foreign Language) So we did that. You don't know Tony, go back to our previous episode, we had him on here. Yeah. So then, so then on the drive back, we were talking about the situation from last week. So I found out-- Oh. That there's-- This situation. That they're still together, but they're sleeping in separate rooms. Ah. And then apparently the story about the other is true. The other, the story about the other. Not the-- The one that owns a business. Yes. Oh, okay. Yes. I'm so lost. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The store owner that she's finagling with.(Speaking Foreign Language) I'm still lost. Why? Okay. You got two niggas, nigga. That's a meme. I'm still lost. Oh my God.(Speaking Foreign Language) I'm sorry, I got-- All right, so the story--(Speaking Foreign Language) I got the recap for the first time last week.(Speaking Foreign Language) I don't know names though. Okay, no, no, no, but do you know what we're talking about? Yeah. Okay, so-- I know that situation. Yeah, so add on-- So he's still the same answer. The second main character? Yes. Yeah, yeah. Why is that working out?(Laughing) (Speaking Foreign Language) You know what we call them, Los Bobos?(Laughing) Los Bobos. That is the lowest of the Los-- Los Bobos. That's with somebody else. He made the hit. And then I heard another story that one of Tony's brothers while they were in DR and Tia was there, told her like, yo, she be with another-- A third? I think this happened before, that she would be with a nominee in a hotel, yeah. A third? Yeah, a R.B. 3. I need my evidence. And that he told her, like yo, I can take you to where she be going. And she was like, nah. Yeah, I remember that. Tell your homie to get tested. He ain't home. He's home. That ain't my home. That ain't my home. Oh my God, he's just tested. No, I mean-- He made a cashier. He made his bed. Now he got lay in it, to be honest with you. I mean, no wonder, that's why he's skinny. Hopefully not. That's why he's a la debrasío. Look at it. I love that, he love that. Bro, my man walking with a cloud over his head. He love that for real, for real. Did he?(Laughing) Did he? Probably. Huh? Probably. Is that what love looks like? Not that kind of love. What's love looks like? That's that toxic love. Let's ask the audience. Let's say you're in a relationship with somebody married 30 years. 30. We haven't been married that long. But let's just say, as an example, fine, 20. 10. 15. Nah, it's been about, it's been, it's actually been about 20. Let's say 20. Yeah. Let's say you're in a 20 year marriage, right? And either you, let's say you're significant other, because you know, whatever. You find out your significant other is cheating on you. For the last five years. I mean, honestly, that's 20. You're married for 20. She's been cheated for the last five. Yeah, you got one. And you got kids. Hallelujah. You have a house together, your lives are all together. Or you find out she's been cheating with you for the last five years. What are you doing? Respectfully. Ah, college runs first. Got it. What the fuck just happened? No, he wanted some, some. I need the best divorce lawyer in the area, please. I got some shit.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm getting rid of somebody that's-- But you have kids. What are you gonna do with kids? You gonna be stuck with them forever. At that point, it's my mental health stuff. I'll take care of the kids, you know, I'll be a good dad. I'll be there for them.(Speaking In Foreign Language) There was actually a post that went viral. Some lady was asked, "If a good man finds out "that his wife is cheating, what would that good man do?" Well, how about this? It happened for the first time. I don't care. So one time, one time is enough? In respect of your partner, your partner in life that you've been married to for-- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because I would, to be honest with you, with me, it's, I have a very tough time trusting people. And when I give you that trust and you break that trust, you're never getting that shit back, ever. I don't care how hard you try to prove to me that you're a changed person.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Dark, quick. Because for me, me being the person I am, I find it really hard to use the word divorce. Me too. Is that right? Wilson. But I-- Divorce? Wilson, I have a question for you.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I know, I know. I have a question for you.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I have a question for you.(Speaking In Foreign Language)(Imitating A Fanfare) I'm not even gonna put Rosie into the conversation, right? Because I'm not-- Take her out of the, but take her out, but it's the same situation? Yes. Okay. Like, cause I'm not gonna do that, you know, a marriage is something. Same situation, just take her out of it. Yes. Just replace her. You're in that situation and you're telling me that you, as a man who has done everything-- You staying? Everything else. You staying? Okay. Hell no, you leaving.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You doing, you doing everything you should do, right? I've been a good father, whatever. You're gonna be okay? That's different, being okay with it, obviously you won't be okay with it, but using the word divorce, that's what I draw the line. No, hold on. See, find out what would it be? That considers you being okay with it if you're not going to separate from this person that completely disrespected the 20 year marriage that you guys have been-- I apologize, you just do another word. Getting bubbles. So what would be your decision in that situation? What are you doing in that situation? It would be tough, obviously you try to look for different routes, you try to do the marriage council and you try to build that trust up again or whatever. No, no, no.(Laughing) No, honestly, for me, for me, for example, right? And so probably get with the psychiatrist or whatever. So my question, so this is a further question. But wait, but like, I'm not gonna get to a point where I'm gonna get taken advantage of or some boy walking like the dark cloud water. You're already getting taken advantage of because she already did it. But I didn't know, I just found out for the first time. It doesn't matter, it wasn't that she did it once, she did it multiple times. But again-- It's the only time you find out. But again-- This is just the first time that you're finding out. That's fine. But for me, if she doesn't wanna take the marriage aspect serious, I will. I'm not gonna betray whatever that trust with God or whatever, because I am married through the church. I'm not divorcing, that word divorce is not exists for me personally. So whether she wants to do her own thing, whatever the case may be, she wants to leave me, fine. That's you, baby girl, do what you gotta do. Me personally, I'm sickened by that word of marriage. I'm not gonna remarry, I'm not gonna find somebody else, I'm not gonna do nothing else with somebody else. I'm sickened true to that word of marriage. So you're gonna be dry, dry? I'll buy myself a value. You might as well become a pastor at that point. If I had--(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh no.(Speaking In Foreign Language) But--(Speaking In Foreign Language) I know, it's the same topic. So in the same situation, so this basketball player, he has a girlfriend and he signed a contract with her. He's paying her like $50,000 a month. I don't know why, but whatever. But he's paying $50,000 a month to her and she's still cheating. No matter how much money he pays for her, no matter how many opportunities she-- It's a service though. There's levels to the bubble shit, people. Nah, fucking, he's paying her 50K a month. For what? Doesn't matter, for being a partner-- Look it up, the Jante Murray 50K. Oh, wait, fuck, what's her name? She's cheating with like little babies. No, some rapper or something like that. But he pays 50K a month and she still keeps cheating. That's how I know. And I'm like at that point, it's like, bro. What's his name? Dejante Murray. Dejante Murray. So he's paying 50 grand to support her? I guess, I don't, I just--(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Dejante Murray. I told you he was gonna eat.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Dejante Murray 50K.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh my God.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, I didn't put his name. The hell was that? 50K.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, but back to the topic.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Intimacy, when that happens. Nah, it won't be none. Would that change? Because in the back of your mind, you're always gonna have that thought that another man entered. Again, this is like so hypothetical, whatever. It says the story is not confirmed. It's basically a viral rumor. It allegedly happened, a claim started going viral, saying Dejante Murray was paying his partner 50K per month. The same rumor also included cheating drama with Jania Michelle. But here's the reality, the story came from a random social media post. Nah, he didn't read the story, he just read the title.(Laughing) When people checked the original interview, he never said anything about that. Yeah, you got it, bro. That was true. No, incredible reporter interview, Coach Rock. Bro, that was true. It's an incredible interview. That was true. That shit was an Instagram. If it was an Instagram, it's true.(Laughing) Wow. No, but that'd be crazy though. To your thing though.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, no, no, he was, he-- No, you said, oh. Intimidating. Intimidating, you asked like, oh, but, if you try to get intimate with your partner, you just have the fact that she was with another man. But like, how many times are you measuring, if you're going by the book, you're both getting married and you're both virgins, right? But nine times out of 10 doesn't happen. That could be the same case for any partner. Yeah, but that's her past. Now you're her present and then there's another-- That is weird, don't get me wrong. Picture this. It's fucking weird.(Speaking In Foreign Language) And she stretched out and you try to go in there. I'm fucking weird, bro. And you end there like, you're all like, whoo, whoo. And all you hear is an echo. I walk into like, fucking Tarzan.(Laughing) Just fucking have it. No, you can't hear her, you gotta go to council. Picture this shit, comes home. She has a pie. I got it, I got it. I don't wanna say that anyway. They didn't get it, but I got it. She has a pie, she came with a pie. And you guys do it, would you do it with her pie? With her having a pie?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Damn. Again, I'll go back to what I said. I go back to what I take the word marriage and what marriage comes with very seriously. So are you raising it? On my part. Now, because it's a 50-50 party. It's not 100% me, it's not 100% her, it's 50-50. I can't control what she does, she can't control what I do. I am taking that part of marriage very seriously.(Speaking In Foreign Language) But would you still take her back? Let's say, okay, you're with this person, right? And you know that she's cheating on you. When I take her back, I can't answer that. But-- Because I've never been in that situation. But will there be a process to it? Maybe. Hypothetically speaking, you know that your partner at the Topagando Cuerno, she'll plainly tell you, yes, there's another man. Or another woman. Or another woman, whatever.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, I already know where you're going with it, wait, wait, wait, if she tells you yes, there's another guy. I can't choose between the both of you, I love you both. Again, what are you doing? Like I just said, I can't control what she does. But we both got together with the same mindset. Now-- And I really don't. Then what mindset are you getting married with? I'll step to the side, because if you can't decide who you love, my man, you're not gonna say, "Bolte." Again, I'm not gonna get taken advantage of like that. Is there a religious thing for you to get over the marriage thing? Like, is it because you think like, "Oh, God, it won't accept me if we get divorced because we got married through the church?" It's a fact that he says you can't get with somebody else until death do its part. Take that very seriously. Take it very seriously. It's not something to play around with. These are God's words. So, so, so, so, so, so. Yep.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Going back to the pie. Yeah, think about it. Like, the pie. But one of the 10 commandments,(Speaking In Foreign Language) you won't commit adultery. Okay, okay, okay, so like, let's say, so-- The other person does it? I can't control what the other person does it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,(Speaking In Foreign Language) so-- But you don't forget about the pie. No, no, no, no, no, no, okay.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Why the pie? Yeah, why the pie? Because you're baking, it's a bun. Wow. The oven? So, why couldn't we just say she had another guy's baby? We'll just do a pie. He still don't get it. Yeah, cream pie, nigga, cream pie. Why you gotta say a, well, she got fucked by another guy. We have to watch the pie. Yeah, no, forget it. We're gonna do the meringue, coconut cream, cherry pie. Yeah, cream pie, right? Depending on what she had for that night, depending on what she had for that night. But let's say you were the partner, right? You're married for 20 years, 20 years, 30 years, right? And all of a sudden, right, you're shit not working. Right. Wait, what shit's not working? You're shit not working? Your shit's not working? Your shit not working, right? Open up, let's see how committed you are to this relationship. Your shit not working, right? And you can't take pills, nada, pugga, you have heart problems. You thought I lied now? Oh, they just don't work. They just don't work. They don't, it don't work at all. It don't work at all. What, you're gonna pull a ditty just in the room? Then I'll wop on it, then I'll wop on it fast. I'm gonna put it on the strap, and I'm gonna fuck the shit out of her. Right?(Laughing) Now you gotta figure it out. He was taking the ditty where he just sits in the room and just watches it. Nah, nah, nah, I'm just saying, we just let the homie hit it? We just let the homie hit it? We just let the homie hit it? We just let the homie hit it? Like yo, take care of those real quick for me, y'all. Nigga, I will use every other part of my body. I'll use my fingers, my tongue, my toes. I'll throw on the strap on. Fuck that. So, so, so. Find that flow.(Laughing) I'm real in agreement, we'll find a way around that, 100%. Crazy. So, so, right, so, so now the way I'm saying that is because it's based on a real story, right? So. Based on a real story. I like the real story.(Laughing) So.(Speaking Foreign Language) No, Oh, he said this already. So this is the one? The one? The one? The story. Did I say it? Yeah. Yeah, but it was on the part. Now we're letting shit out. she's going out with this dude, right? Don't she watch?(Speaking Foreign Language) (Laughing) What can I do, right? And the problem? My dad. Performative. Oh, you did say this. The performative, and that's the function. And Tom said.(Speaking Foreign Language) No function, and the problem with the chorus song and the no function. Del dia. But I know, I know, like, like, I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, but the problem with the chorus song, it's not about, it's about the song. It's about the song.(Speaking Foreign Language) Back to you saying this in Spanish is Cruz. Yeah, because like, and she watches it. Oh, okay. We hour deep. And you said it in English already. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, so, you know, I tell her, you know, why don't you tell him to use like a tour or something, like a strap-on or something shit like that, or something del doe, whatever. Something's like, you're like, yeah, he's a want to. He's like, he's not, he's not with it. He's not, he's not, it's not like, you know, four years and like toys like that and shit like that. I'm like, why you go in there?(Speaking Foreign Language) At that point. Rub each other. At that point.(Laughing) Scissor each other at that point, like.(Laughing) The pillow, do the pillow. It'll be enough. It'll be like, clip with clip.(Laughing) Just rub each other. Yo, at the, at the, at the, at the, at the, at the. You could just buy this lab. Yo. Huh? You could buy this lab. And she could just rub herself on his, on his lap.(Laughing) Yeah, you could. No, or you could like. No, but at that point. Can't he just use like a pump or something? To pump and shit. I don't know. Hey, there's, hey. No, blood. Where there's a will, there's a way. Yeah, there's no blood. What the fuck is he gonna pump? I thought it was pumping the blood. It just blows. Yeah, but imagine you pump, you, you pump it and then the blood just, whoops, it's out of the nub. Do the maje. Damn, can't pull whatever he does. Yeah, that sucks, right? You gotta be able to fix that with me. Damn, wait, so that man can't fucking. No, it's the, but I'm-- Get excited for nothing. It's the point of my coma. Gome, coma, coma, coma, coma. Like we can't come at all. Yeah. Can't come at all. At least he does that. Cause this man don't do that. I mean, at that point you're gonna have to do something. Like, I just got you. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's like, yeah, yeah, there you go. Okay, he does all that shit. Very close to this Yeah, yeah, whatever. This is where we're really bored. And this fucking. Yeah, we fucking fuck. No, so like, she's telling me he does, he cooks breakfast for me. He does, like, he makes me tea and all this. He better? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He better clean her house too, man. That's what I'm saying, like, no shit. He can't do the other shit. He has to compensate somehow. Somebody not see you long. That's hard. Yeah, like, yeah, it's like, I will figure out a way out. I figure out a way to do something. I couldn't like. I couldn't just stand there and do nothing. Cause I'm not gonna lie, intimacy is a very strong part of a relationship. Absolutely. Cause if there's no intimacy, there's a problem. Yeah, absolutely. If there's no intimacy, there's not a relationship. Cause shit, there ain't a moment that I don't pass by Millie and I fucking hit her on the ass or just. Yeah, just random shit. You said like little things you didn't notice, like, so. Somebody not get, you gotta find a way, bro. Nigga, I'm wearing a strap on. You gotta wear something, bro. You gotta wear something, bro. You think you want it, honey?(Laughing) Y'all know the Supreme case. Yeah. Elie, hello. Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, so that's crazy. It's not like he can do anything about it cause this is a heart problem. Yeah. That's crazy. Nah, that's wild. And has he gone to the doctor and they told him like he can't use them at all? Yes, of all. Or maybe like get a lower dosage or some shit? So he's trying.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Do they have a switch? Wait a minute, a switch. So you can talk about you gotta get a switch to turn it on and off.(Laughing) You can't get a switch.(Speaking In Foreign Language) And then you figure that shit out. He's at the bottom. Damn, you know what they should get? Them vibrating panties you can control from afar. I'm just thinking like their surgery where you could just like, if. I don't know if they're surgery. It has to be. I mean, you could just replace your shit at that point. No, but it's your heart. No, but it's your heart. You're not getting the blood for it to circulate to get it erect. Damn, there's gotta be a way. Just get it big already. What? Get it big? Yeah, with the surgery. No, because you could get it big, but it's gonna be flaccid. Just put a metal rod in there or some shit. Oh yeah. At that point, you gonna walk around with a heart like one way. We're gonna act like people get surgeries and then they can get it up. Or maybe like you could detach it.(Laughing) You just put it on.(Laughing) Do like they do like the animals. You gotta get pissed. Nah, nah. You got a pissed one. Do like they do with the animals. You stuff that bitch. Yo. Bro. Oh my God. That's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah, man. You gotta figure our way out. Yeah, I'm not gonna be sitting there letting my wife get banged by some other guy, cause I can't get a heart. You're being like,"Hold me handle that, bro. Hold me handle that." Could you go to the rest of your life without being intimate with your wife? No. No. What would happen? What do you mean? It wouldn't be, I don't think-- Let's say you had a point where it just just, I'm not talking about like, let's say you're mid 30s. In your case, mid...(Laughing) 50. Let's say like, it just can't happen. What do you mean? What do you mean? Why? Is it due to schedule, kids? Let's say there's a universal switch where like, it just can't happen anymore. Why? Don't worry about the why, it just can't happen. Like can I live without it? Yeah. No. Can you live without sex? A billion dollars live without sex. That's crazy. I could drop sex-- How long? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.(Laughing) I am bored again. Me? Yo. Go get myself the .com. Yes it does, yes it does, yes it does, yes it does. Yes it does. Pills are not allowed.(Laughing) Pills are not allowed. Pills are not allowed. Nothing. No, that's not fair. Nothing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. There's nothing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I throw a billion. Damn.(Laughing) Woo! Angel, that's a lot of money, but you know damn well you can't do that shit. I think I'm-- All right, all right, all right, let's do it. You are! This is the rule. I think I'm wired differently, bro. I could drop it like that. Oh, no. Drop what? No, no, I haven't sex. Nah, but I was like-- I could drop it like that. Yeah, but like for how long? You can go without it. If it was a point where like I just can't have it, boom. Forever. Forever. Nah, nah, nah. You feel some type of way. Yeah. You're gonna be cranky as fuck. Yeah, that. That and also you just gonna be like, damn, I can't pleasure my wife. That's gonna sit in the back of your head. It's not even that, bro. It's like when you ain't, that shit gets to your head. Just you not even sit the way out of it. Don't let it get to your head. Don't let it get to your dick controls you. Yeah. That's crazy, yo. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like a magnifying. That's like a treasure hunter. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Turn it on.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) What you saying is crazy. No, that's what I guess I'm wired differently, bro. Like my dick does not control what my. We can go an extended period of time without it. Yeah, we can go an extended period of time. But like forever is crazy. Nah, forever is crazy nigga. Forever is a long. You know how long forever is, man? I got a word for it. Forever is a long time, bro. I'm 26, right? Let's say what? A good 50 years without it? 50 years. 50 years. You might as well put me in insane asylum at that point. 50 years, Angel. Did my hand have no pillows? No nothing, 50 years. Honestly, I don't think. You be like that. I think you're saying that now. No, I am 100% accurate with what I'm saying. But why would you? If it gets to a point where I can't happen, let's say God forbid, like I can't be into my wife with I say there's some reproductive problems or whatever, my part, her part, whatever the case may be, I'm okay with it. But you still having sex? How? There's ways. There's ways around it?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Two feet. Two feet.(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Two feet. Two feet.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That's crazy, that's crazy.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You beating her? You beating her? No.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) You beating something up.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yo, now the crazy thing is(Speaking In Foreign Language) she only watches the beginning. She's like, yeah, I'm like, bro, you know we get, I don't think you wanna watch that. She's like, why? I'm like, we get into some Raji Tabi. She's like, I'm gonna have to watch that. So I have to be so that I wanna see, check out the end of this episode. This shit just went off the fucking rails.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's just very black and white with me. Wait, when was the first time you jerked off? I don't remember the first time I did. I just know what I did. You don't remember? No, no, no.(Laughing) It wasn't real. Wait, wait, wait. It didn't happen. Wait, wait, wait. It didn't happen. Wait, wait. It didn't happen. Hold up, wait, hold up, wait. Yeah, I don't let me finish, bro. No, but I like. Yeah, I don't let me finish, bro. No, that doesn't. The color. I don't remember the first. I don't remember the first time. I don't remember the first time, but when I. I remember the socks I was wearing. The type of moon outside. That's pretty.(Laughing) I remember the corn part. I remember the corn part. How Master Earth was standing. That's crazy.(Laughing) I remember everything.(Laughing) That way. You remember the first time? Yeah. You remember the first time? Yes. Yeah. This is not normal. I guess not. Oh, we're not normal. One of us is not normal. I don't remember the first time, bro. Is it something that you. Did it traumatize you or something? No, no, it was the opposite. Cause when I found out, I made sure I got home after school every day and got in front of my computer screen. What? And got down to business. But was it something that you enjoyed or was it something that you heard and was like, oh, let me try it. And then you kind of got into it. I didn't know how I find out about it. I don't remember the first time. About, okay. Uh oh. I honestly don't remember. Yo, babies get erections. Like that's just human nature. Yes, yes. For me, how can you live without sex? You want to know when I first became informed of such things, this is gonna date me. You know how the cable, cable, they used to have the sex channels and you could kind of see it. It was blurry cause the channel wouldn't get the signal, but you every so often you see a titty, you see a butt cheek. How did you find the channel? Did you just surf into the channel? No, it was always that. It was always one of the end channels. Yeah. So how did you get to that point? How did you find it? I was just flicking. Oh, okay. Cause you know, it's not like today that you have the guide that you could kind of go back and forth. You just surfed through channels. Yo, tau abiendo. And I'm like, and you know, I got that feeling down there. I'm like, oh, what's this? And then one day, you know, in between friends, some of my friends are like, oh, tah, tah, tah, tah. And I'm like, what the fuck is that? So I go home, I do the same thing. I'm like, oh, this is, this feels good. This is nice. Nice. This is nice. This is like the how do you cope at that point? How do you cope? You could still get, you could still. You're going to be attached? Even without a penis, you don't do a job. You go with a nub. What do you mean? No, come on, come on, come on, come on.(Laughing) No, you feel that baby? You feel it? No, I'm not saying well, you're a partner. I'm saying like by yourself. You go on with a nubby? I, you go start, you gotta start flicking the nubby. No, like. No, like this.(Laughing) You're gonna have to do that shit. A few times, boy, you're gonna have to do that shit. Just flicking back and forth, flicking back and forth. At that point, you flicking a clip. Oh, that shit. Yo, smell. If you get it chopped off, you get the same dick if we attach it, we got a new one. That's a question right there. That's a question. How would you even go about doing that? What do you mean? There's organ donors? There's organ donors out there? For that organ? I don't know. Look it up. I think they do. No, no, no. Come again, no. No. There's no way, no. You understand me? Yeah. Technology. Technology. How do people with that transition from one part to the other part, get that part? If it's a mental girl, they split it. Well, how does a girl do it to, how does a girl get it? You can't grow a fucking penis. Oh, so there are penis donors. Ah, do it. Ah, do it. Where? Do it. There are disease organ donors whose tissue is used for a procedure called penal transplant. I thought, I thought Elvis is like, I just found that. How much is that, guys? They're not gonna give it to you. Como queno? Who says who? Nah, somebody-- Very complex surgery can take 12 to 15 plus hours. It's all right. Patients need lifelong anti-rejection medication. I'm saying, if you're getting a big dick. Ethical, yeah, so that your body doesn't reject that new fucking member. You can make sure you cope. Ethical and consent issues for donors and families not considered life saving unlike heart. My choice. Mom, can I get this? You signed the paper. It's not for mom, I think it's more like partners. Yeah, you about to happy? Not considered life saving unlike heart and liver so approvals are stricter. Who receives them? Usually men who lost their penis due to trauma, war, injuries, accidents, had cancer related removal. You gotta chop dogs with cancer, imagine that. Tasty cancer. Severe congenital issues. Only a few cases, only a few dozen cases globally have been attempted. Even fewer are long term successful. I'm not here for a long time. Yes, donors exist but only through organ donation after death, it is so experimental and rare and not widely available. It's there. But there's a will, there's a way. You gotta pay. Yeah, you just gotta pay so much. Shit, then. Why do I go through that trouble when there's endless ways of having customized penises that you could just attach? But you wouldn't have as much fun. Would you? I mean this is-- You wouldn't feel that, you have a strap on. What are you feeling with that? Get a vibrate. What are you feeling with that? That shit's attached to you. Yeah, that's not-- That's attached to your nerves and everything bad? Yeah, that's not complete.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, so I come over here and my garlic hose got fucked up, bro, I just got a hose, I just got a load, it's binding it away. They get a way better one. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. More pressure. Heavy duty, heavy duty. Two inch. Yeah. But that's what I'm saying. It extends longer. But that's my logic, why go through that trouble when you can have endless-- Untangleable.(Laughing) That's my point, why go through that trouble when you can have endless opportunities and get this thing? Because it wouldn't be his hose, it would be somebody else's hose. Preach. I guess. Drop that hammer. I guess.(Speaking Foreign Language) Tesla and Dix.(Laughing) (Speaking Foreign Language) Go figure it out.(Speaking Foreign Language) Whatever you feel in your heart. That comes with it.(Speaking Foreign Language) (Laughing) Oh my god. Oh my god. Is that him? No, the Aladdin story. Oh. Yeah, what about that? Come on. I feel like that was ages ago. For real. So. What happened to the Aladdin story? Eh, they were traveling to the yard together. Who's they? Tita and the Aladdin. All right. Their flight was at a specific time. And I believe Reyna was the one taking them to the airport. Is this the J.P. song? Yes. Yeah, I was gonna say, is that the J.P. song? Oh. So, tell me why they arrived because of her mom at the time that the plane is supposed to leave at Tita's house.(Laughing) Wait, what time did they arrive? What was the time the flight-- I think the flight-- They say the flight left at 10 and they showed up to-- At 10. It was at 10. What's the logic behind it? Oh, she took her to the outside to get ready. The logic behind that is you don't care about your flight. So they had to-- What was their excuse? I don't even know, to be honest. It doesn't matter? I don't think she-- I'm just trying to get like one hand on her brain. Why are you even gonna leave this house? Unless you had explosive diarrhea. No, I'm just trying to get into her brain. And you couldn't get out of the house. Like that's the only valid excuse you think. So, I love my aunt very dearly. But if there's a person that could imitate a turtle, a snail, and a sloth, any slow animal, it would be her. She takes forever to do everything. And Rayna, you get a test of this. No sense of urgency, no. I'm not gonna hold you. That's crazy. If I was teething that situation and I know I'm catching the flight, she getting left. Yeah. But there was nobody to take her because Rayna was--(Speaking In Foreign Language) And the shit, so they had to-- Find a flight, which ended up being all the way in JFK. So they had to drive to JFK to catch that flight. From Newark. Nah, bro. You guys still got to move. Next day. Where they got to Newark at the time that they left. No, they knew that the flight was gone. Or she got-- They got-- She got to Medina's house. Yeah, at the time that the flight was supposed to leave. And that boy even leave your house. Why you order her house for me? You still trying to get to the flight? That's true, Jay. Hopefully there's a delay. Yeah, I got space. Hopefully there's a delay. That makes no sense.(Laughing) That's crazy. I'm not gonna try to make sense out of it either, but it just doesn't make any sense. So moral of the story was, Tita has never flown with her ever again. Can you blame her? I wouldn't give. That's why I fight by myself. So that was that story. I spent way too much money over the weekend on my child. Your pocket. Because she did good with her parent-teacher conference. She's a very smart young little child. But I am afraid that she has this conception or-- Misconception? Yes, misconception that I'm rich.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, I do tell her no. One. But I know that-- Just saying you spent so much money on her this weekend. Yeah, because she's done good. You're not gonna reward your kid if they do good. You gotta be like Patrick but David. Who the fuck is Patrick but David? His kids? Or PB. So they ask him, "Oh, PBTS." They gotta read 10 pages before they even-- Yeah. He does the line list so it's like, "I want a tree house." It's like, "All right, that's 10 books you gotta read."You gotta do this, this, and this"before I get you a tree house." So we do have her on a kind of chore system. So we have like a little chart that we have on the refrigerator. There's simple tasks that she has to do throughout the day. So it's like brush her teeth, put her toys away, get ready for bed, do her homework, eat dinner. So at the end of every week, we give her $5. She could use that for school. Wendy's. Wendy's, whatever she wants. But there's consequences if she doesn't complete every single task, every single day, she doesn't get the $5. Now you gotta start taking away. No. No. She can call all of them if you don't get it done. No, that's what I mean. If she doesn't complete every single task throughout the week, she doesn't get the money. It's $5 at the end of the day or $5 at the end of the week? Then of the week. So it's like a dollar per day? Per se. Yeah. If she misses a day at the end of the week, you gotta take $5 from her. That's what I'm saying. No, no, no, no, if she misses-- No, no, no, no, we're not saying like, not giving her the $5. Take it from her. We're saying take it from the-- Oh no, I'm not doing that. Ah!(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, but there are consequences if she doesn't get the $5. Oh yeah. Do you tax her? Do the daddy tax? Nah.(All Yelling) You got $5, you got $2.50.(Laughing)$2.50. My daddy taxes whenever she gets a snack, I take a few for myself and give her--(Speaking In Foreign Language) Huh?(Speaking In Foreign Language) No.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Not. Huh? What's the closest thing you've eaten to fast food? That debate went crazy bro.(Laughing) No, I haven't had-- You haven't had fast food. But if you make it at home, it still counts as fast food. No. No? If you make a burger and fries at home, it's not fast food. Because you're cooking it at home. That's not fast food. What if it's-- Dude, we're gonna go back to this debate again. What if it's in the McDonald's? Is it fast food? No, it's not fast food. It can't though. You cut the-- You cut the-- You cut your own fries, you-- And it's the same time. All right, so-- Think about how much healthy that is. Fast food is food that's prepared quickly, served quickly and made for convenience. Usually with little to no wait time. So that means-- So what if you're waiting and it takes 20 minutes of the year for food? Is that fast food? If it's at a McDonald's, yes. But no, it took 20 minutes. That's slow food. It's inconvenient, it took too long. That's slow food. That's the definition, fast food, slow food. But that doesn't fall outside of that slow food. No, because there's a line due to that. They don't gotta go there in busy hours, so they can be slow with the-- Exactly. No. I used to say it's by location when last week, we were like, oh, if you go to Los López, even though it's unhealthy, you're like, oh, that's not fast food, even though you get it fast. Sorry, fast food typically ready in minutes or already pre-made. I don't know-- The process doesn't change whether you're waiting five minutes. Yeah, it's pre-made already. No, but it's-- No, no, no. The fries contain it. Ah. The fries contain the fries here. No, no, no. No, it's not. Yes, it is. You go to Los López and you order there, it's taking at least a good 10 to 15 minutes. No, to start out. Oh. Depending on what you get it. No, the difference-- Five minutes. The difference between the López and McDonald's is, McDonald's food is already made. Yeah, they have to cook the food for you when you order it. It's prepped at the López, but they still have to make it. It's just like, oh, like it's all unhealthy food, but we were saying one is fast and the other one is a little bit slower, but you're still gonna be fat. Yeah. What's the difference? What's the difference? Yeah, you're gonna have to make it size. No, but that's what I gave up for López. So I gave up fast food. So I gave up going to McDonald's, going to Wendy's, going, no, that's not fast food, bro. It's deli food, bodega food, fast food. That's the question. Yes. It's not. We're still two weeks-- That's the question. Two weeks into this debate. That's the clip right there. Is deli food and bodega food considered fast food? It's not. It's ready in minutes, it is. It's not. It's really not. Are you waiting half an hour for the food? The bodega food. No, wait a minute, so wait a minute. So in the morning, let's say you go to a bodega, all right, you grab a pork, bread and cheese sandwich or on a bagel, whatever. It's already pre-made. You just grab it. It's not pre-made. It's not pre-made. Because they literally have to-- They have to crack the egg, fry the egg, fry the bacon-- It's prepared. And grab the cheese. It's prepared, but it's not pre-made already. It's not pre-made because it's pre-made. No, it is. It is pre-made. No, it's pre-made. Bro, the eggs are already pre-made. The bacon is already-- Yes, they are. Yes, they are, bro. Yes, they crack the fresh eggs everyday. No, the fuck they don't. They have that shit in a fucking tray. The round eggs.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Somebody ask you, yo, I should actually be C-bro. I am, that's exactly-- Bro, you have never worked in fast food. I have, I know how they do the shit. I used to work at a Sonic, and that shit came out of here like a round pad patty. Yeah, they fry the eggs, but they fry a whole bunch and put it in a heating tray. So they fry the eggs, that's what I'm saying, it's not pre-made.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's fucking pre-made. Yes, some of their eggs are fresh-- Do you understand what pre-made stands for? They make it ahead of time and have it ready to assemble for you when you order it. So wait a minute, so then my pork egg and cheese sandwich is already pre-made. How? What do you mean? Well, from what you just said, right? No. From what you just said. Manny, Manny, Manny, Manny, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You go to a deli. Yes, sir. And ask for bacon, egg, and cheese. They're cooking the bacon for you right then and there. They're cooking the egg right then and there. That bacon's already cooked. I'm saying I go to a deli. I go to a little cabinet and grab myself a pork egg and cheese sandwich that's already pre-made. Then that's different.(Speaking In Foreign Language) He was saying that the whole time.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wait, so that barbecue's probably, they have the meat ready already?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Is that fast food? No, that's a restaurant because you're sitting down. You're sitting down McDonald's. You're sitting on McDonald's.(Speaking In Foreign Language) The thing is, for McDonald's food, most of the food, if not, is bad for you. No, a good majority of the food is already made in a lab and is frozen, transported to whatever franchise McDonald's are going to, and then reheated or recooked there for you. I agree, I agree. That's fast food. That's what's pre-made. Now, when you go to Delhi, it can be already pre-made because of the rush hour that they're in, but they're made that day. That's the difference. But it's still fast food. It's not fast food. The only reason why it's fast food-- Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, let's take it to the art. Speak up for your fast food. Yes. So how is Lopez not fast food? Because the chicken is already fried and waiting for you, so that way when you get there, you order, they pack it, you go. Los Lopez, you order, they fry it, you go. Technically, the Longanisa and the Chuleta is already made, all they gotta do is reheat it. And you go. But at that point, you be technical with one or two-- Yeah, literally. I'm talking fast food. Everything McDonald's is pre-made. I'm talking fast food. I'm talking Burger King, McDonald's, Taco Bell, Wendy's, anything that I could go and get the food within 20, less than 15 minutes, or if I go through a drive-through and they already have it at the window by the time I get there, that's fast food. Los Lopez, you-- Con, you have to mama buen maso. All right, then, I haven't been to Los Lopez, so then I haven't eaten fucking fast food. It's less than 15 minutes because it's a restaurant, in a way, and they have to have their food ready for you because if they don't, you're just gonna end up in leave. What do we say, you support like fast food? Yes. Because it's pre-made, they pack it for you and you're out of there within minutes. Can't really say like time. So then, no, so then that, if that's what we're going on, that's the logic, the American restaurants are fast food. The food's pre-made, it's ready for you, you pick what you want, they pack it up and you go. Less than five minutes. One there, he got you there. Less than five minutes, yeah! He got you there. That's right, fucking right, man. He got you there. What's the difference between fast food and takeout then? Because that's takeout. I don't know, so how-- Oh, bad, I thought we were getting deep into it. Yeah, that's good. Isn't that takeout? That's a good question, that's a good question. Thanks for yours. The man is made from scratch. He's been taken out from McDonald's too. I mean, there was-- You're trying to twist it. There was stuff. Yeah, like he's trying to make it seem like I broke my-- You're trying to play devil's advocate and it's not working. It's really not. No. Ah, somebody's not going to break the plate. Somebody's not going to break the plate. Pretty much anything you have in your refrigerator, you're having fast food. So there was a point in time. Como que no? Como que no? Como que no? Como que no? The cheese is pre-made. The cheese is pre-made. It's salami is pre-made. Tú tada ocó me frio. Claro que si.(Laughing) Pinca ciendo mama pueblo. Little pinky and cerebral over there, huh? Pinky and the brain over there. If we're going to that logic, so the food that you take for lunch, that's bad food because it's pre-made. You're reheating it, is it not? You bring up a good point. Maguevo, buonas. A good point, a good point. A good point. Nah, because I hate that shit. Like bro, if I'm telling you and it's right there. But you still going again, it's like saying yo, té té dicendo el cielo es assu no, mama y. Oh yo, the simple way to think about it. Fast food equals type of food. Takeout is how you receive the food. So all fast food can be takeout, but not all takeout is fast food. All fast food can be takeout, but not all takeout can be fast food. Yes. Okay. Okay. You can get like, so you can get like T.J. Friday's or Chili's. Yeah, the best food is takeout. But you can't go to Dominican restaurant, go on the line,(Speaking In Foreign Language) That's not fast food. Why not? It's takeout my guy. It's the type of food that you're having. Type of food you have. But this is believed though.(Laughing) You don't want to sit down. You've been at three corners before, I want to sit down. I don't take it to eat inside. That was your point. That was your point. Take it inside. But either way, I have not eaten fast food. Not the kind of. Technical. Yeah. But the actual. But I think I'll take what? What have you eaten? I've eaten home cooked food. The barbecue. I went to that taco spot that they make the tacos right there for you. Okay. It's an authentic taco place, not Taco Bell. Oh yeah, now he's not getting Taco Bell. I know, I'm saying. You can see them making a taco bell too. Okay, everything that I say, oh no. That's a lie, that's a lie. No, no, cuando, cuando. It's for content.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm doing something that I've never done. Okay. Doing something for Lynn. And y'all knocking my shit? No, I'm not knocking it. No, that is a little trade. We just wanted to make sure. No.(Speaking In Foreign Language) We just wanted to make sure that you were following through with your life. No, I am, and I am. That's good, that's good. So what else have you eaten? What else have you eaten? Yeah, what else have you eaten? Food at home. The barbecue spot? That's food that was made. They literally cooked it all morning. Mm.(Laughing) What? I'm agreeing with you. I said, yeah.(Laughing) Oh yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Just trying to define what's fast food.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Now, just a great point by JAT TBT. There's fast food and there's casual dining. So you go to a diner, is that fast food? What if there's fries still in there? How about any now, is that fast food? Yes. Yeah. But it's all fresh, they make it. No, it's still fast food, bro. Shake Shack, Shake Shack. Shake Shack. Fast food.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's a premier fast food. What? Premier fast food. Where the fuck is premier fast food? Okay, it's more elegant fast food because the beef is fresh. Is Panda Express fast food? Yes. So if Panda Express is fast food, doesn't the Dominican, I bring up the Dominican restaurant again. I thought he got a good point. He said that's fast food. He got it.(Laughing) I'm just asking questions. I don't know. I'm just asking questions. They do make it. They do make it. You see the kitchen. It's ready for you. You just pick what you want. And just like, yeah. The shit, you know. It's making my life easier. That's true. I go to the corners, the food. So you have, these are the most recognizable fast food spots. McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy, KFC, Taco Bell, Subway. Goes to your logic. They make it for you, but it's fast food. And then you have fast casual. You have Chipotle, Panera, Shake Shack, five guys. Casual, so casual. That's casual. That's what you said. That's what you said, casual. Fast casual. Fast, fast. Yeah, go. Fast casual. That's what I'm going off of. Come on get fast casual. Yo, so Panera Bread is on there. That means those Lopez Technically can also fit in that category. Yeah, that mean it. I'm done. Doesn't Panera two coming bags? They gotta reheat it. They gotta make the salads fresh. But they're not making it on the spot. Yes they are. No they're not. No. See, I like my panellas fresh. The salads they grab. But again, we're nitpicking different items. The whole concept of Panera Bread is fast food. To me, to me-- They gotta bake the bread in the morning, the cookies too. To me, Chipotle's not fast food. It is. To me it's not Chipotle. Because everything comes prepackaged. The chicken comes prepackaged. All the meats come-- They gotta cook it. Like they-- It comes prepackaged. No, it's literally, I seen videos of a guy that works at fucking Chipotle. And that shit comes in a big ass bag. They put it in like pans to reheat it and then they throw it into the grill. Wait so. You're asking questions, but the questions don't need to be directed to us. They need to be directed to these fast food establishments. Essentially, don't eat out. Just make your shit. Yeah. It's a lot healthy, pretty much. That's a moral story. Yeah, I can have. I missed the 10,000 on the chef.(Laughing) I have it, I have it, I have it. It's not fast food, it was a McDonald's. That isn't fast food, right? Yeah. No. The chef, the chef. That would be fast casual. Oh, you saw my, you know? Wow. Fast casual. I don't get fast casual. It's all fresh, he makes it for him. He makes it right there. It's fresh, but he's, I don't know what the fuck he is. He could be take out. He's a grease truck, that's what he is. Yeah. Yeah. A grease truck though? It's the same concept. Same concept as a grease truck, but not really. I feel like grease trucks, I feel like it's just like fast sandwiches. No, that's just the name of the process. That's what we call them. I haven't had a fast sandwich in a minute. But a lot of his food is fried though. Like a food truck. A lot of his food is fried. A lot of his food is fried. Yeah, a lot of the food is fried. And the mofongo. I mean, he does, he does.(Laughing) A lot of pasta he makes, you know. Differente plata. Do you think that that's pre-made? What? His food? Pre-made? No. Yeah. Como tus? Like the pasta and all that stuff? Like pre-made, like what do you mean like pre-made? Like going like, like, like, like, like, define it. Like he, it's already cooked. No. And it's cold. And then they, and then they redunk it in hot water so it can get hot. No, he cooks. You gotta wait for a while to get a food. I know, wait, I think the pasta maybe. Okay, to cook pasta takes a good while. Cause pasta would be like-- You're waiting a while to get a food. At least 13 minutes. I mean, that's what it's all about. But it depends, like if you got, if you have like this, like, like restaurant, like machined, like equipment, like stoves and, and, and, and the ovens and shit like that, they heat up very quickly. It might be-- Or unless if he buys like, or unless if he makes like fresh pasta that takes only a few minutes. Yeah, he ain't making no fresh pasta though. Nah. Wait, so it's Domino's and Biza's hot pasta? Yes. I know, I think--(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, that takes longer. Borderline fast, borderline, borderline fast.(Laughing) But the dough comes pre-made. I mean-- It comes frozen. They're just assembling it at the restaurant. Yeah. But everything's already made. They're assembling it bro. Because, aha, put a paretta thing. It says borderline fast food. The pizza that we had, is that fast food? No. No. It come with Domino's. Because it's made fresh, man. Like they're doing the dough themselves. What is it they didn't have to do? If they bought the dough?(Laughing) They got no dough, they're doing it. Then that'll be a shitty ass pizzeria. Shouldn't eat there. That's the little car pizza.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, but I bet you if you go there and you ask them, "Do you make your dough?" I bet you don't say yeah. No, I'm saying, "What if they didn't?" Then they are a shitty pizzeria. In the restaurant? Nope. Nigga they have a whole fucking-- Factory. Factory and fucking near Perth Amboy. Damn, looks crazy. Good job. I look like-- The sauce, everything is done. The real question is, every time you eat something, question where the fuck it came from. Yeah, unless-- Your mind, you'll blow your mind. Yeah. That's only here though. No actually, in the yard, you gotta watch out. You gotta watch out. And they got bored. Even like the milk shit, if you read it like, "What the fuck is this ingredient?" Unless you're not making it yourself from scratch, just question everything you need. But then it's like the ingredients you get, you don't know the truth enough. A lot of them, they take out certain things or they word it in a way where they don't have to say what the ingredient is, but they can say, oh, it's a mixture of, da da da da, that it's-- Natural flavor. Or that they say is, that it's a trade secret that they can't reveal what it is. You know the natural flavor shit apparently is like, Otter, um, Otterbox? No. Platypus. It was Otterbox. Otterbox, a seven book. Like a sting gland that the Platypus has or the more Otters have. And that's what they use to make the natural flavors. Well, the piss? No. I don't even know this, like I wanted the piss of a Platypus to make these things better. Somebody picked it up and was like,(Speaking Foreign Language) Bro, I saw a YouTube video where the chicken nugget was made in a lab. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was created in a lab. I've seen that. You know, I heard perfumes that made out like, well-bombing. Yeah. Like, how do you like correlate that, oh, I wonder if this is, you know, small bro. Two times I get like, I have this on Adobe and they be like, oh, look at this, this is a meat shit. But how do you go from there to make it, how do you even make it well-bombing? Yeah. How do you make it throw up? And that shit is expensive. How do you make it throw up though? Huh? Oh, it's beaver. So they have a substance called castorium, which comes from the glens near the tail. So pretty much you're eating fucking beaver ass. I mean, let's be honest, we've eaten probably, we've had bad ones. Used historically for vanilla or raspberry like flavorings. And it leads to be labeled as natural flavors. How do you figure that out? You gotta start it. White people.(Laughing) That is, so I feel like. It's usually that group that likes to adventure out. Oh shit, a beaver. Lift his tail. I'm just gonna enjoy these natural flavors from, you know, Beavis Buff. Hey yo, you tried that beaver butt? Shit taste like vanilla. I was in Man Fire Fire. Not that, that's a beaver buff, produce is crazy. You see some ass at yo, I don't, that shit probably taste like this. Damn, that shit look like some tasty ass right there. Okay, another weird fact that I found out. So you know like, if you're flying on an airplane and there's like an incident and they tell you like, you know how to, usually tell you put your head, you know with your knees and stuff like that. That's pretty much to like guarantee that you'll die. Because if you survive the crash, the lawsuit that you can give the airline will be fucking astronomical. Essentially if you, just think about it, all right? You're flying on an airplane. Whoa, whoa, whoa. So they fold you like a lunch? Yeah, they fold you like a pretzel to get you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I think about it, all right? So you're flying this way and you're laying down, your head is down, right? You're flying this way and you hit the fucking ground, you hit something, right? And all the momentum is gonna go, it's gonna, you're gonna hit a wall, and all the momentum is gonna, basically your column is gonna, all that force is going through your head.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So fly the tent into the toilet. The white is gonna be. Yeah, you got all the hands out, the hands out, the flimsy, but as an adult, you tense up. And when you tense up, that's when you are more pro. So just be loose. Just let the shit out. Be like, oh shit. Good. Combine now. Just no. Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Make sure you upload the audio. We gotta look back to back to back. No type of scripts creating hurt. Yeah, no, that's fine. For an hour and what? No, it's a two hour. Two hours. Two hours. Holy shit. No script, the only thing we have is Tesla tires. Take us away. Tesla and sex, go. And airport stores. And fast food. And beaver butt. Can't forget the beaver butts. And well vomit. And well vomit. We smell. No Fuemo.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Thank you very much, thank you very much. Thank you,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Don't ask me how I come up with this shit, I really don't know, just come straight from the dome. If you like this content, please like, share, comment, subscribe,(Speaking In Foreign Language) We post the total up. On Buzzproud. It's free. On Buzzproud, we're getting subtraction. Yeah. Yesterday, was it yesterday or today? I think we got like 50 downloads. Beautiful, beautiful.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Keep going that, keep doing that. Please let us know in the comments what you like, what you don't like.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Just know, stay away from fast food. This has been,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yo, baseball really start next week.(Upbeat Music)