Work Stories: Showing Up at 2AM, HR Truths, and Wild Job Experiences | Episode 50

This episode of the Bomba’to Podcast is all about real-life work stories, job experiences, and the realities of workplace culture.

We talk about accidentally showing up to work at 2AM, dealing with difficult bosses, and the truth about HR and who they actually protect. The conversation also covers workplace rules, drug testing policies, and what it’s like working in high-risk environments like steel mills and safety roles.

Along the way, we get into random but hilarious topics, including survival scenarios, strange job responsibilities, and the unpredictable moments that happen at work.

If you enjoy funny podcasts, relatable conversations, and real talk about work life, this episode delivers.

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Warning. The following podcast contains opinions, jokes, and random thoughts that should absolutely not be taken seriously. We're not experts, professionals, or even mildly qualified to give advice. If you're looking for facts, maybe try Google. This is strictly for laughs, hot takes, and good vibes only. Proceed with caution and a sense of humor. And remember, Bomba'to!!(Music) (Laughter) Spit on that thing. And we're back, we're back, we're back, we're back. Welcome back, welcome back, people. Welcome back to your favorite podcast. Welcome back to Bomba'to!! podcast. This is episode 50.(Speaking Spanish) And remember, people, remember, karma is a bitch. Just remember that bitch. Just hope to find that bitch is beautiful. Anyway, anyway, we'll go back, we'll go back. That's a good song. I like it. It's so classic. It's so classic right there. What song is that?(Laughter) (Speaking Spanish) That's not a lie.(Speaking Spanish) How's everybody's week?(Speaking Spanish) Almost there.(Speaking Spanish) Your quarterly review? Your quarterly review?(Speaking Spanish) You're going to go back to safety because that's where the money's at.(Speaking Spanish) I'm waiting for this to take off, that's why. I just need financial support until then.(Speaking Spanish) You got it, you got it like that. You got it like that.(Speaking Spanish) I wish.(Speaking Spanish) Oh, yeah. That was El Dinero. El Dinero.(Speaking Spanish) Wow.(Speaking Spanish) Oh, you're behind the scenes, oh yeah?(Speaking Spanish) We do a little sleep stream. You go sleep together. Are we snuggling? Are we snuggling? Are we wearing PJs? Are we wearing PJs or are we just raw dogs? What do you mean by raw dog?(Speaking Spanish) That's a word you want to use when you talk about sleeping together with other men. Yeah. Are we sleeping butt cheek to butt cheek or butt cheek to? In separate areas. Man, that sucks. Have you ever had such a good sleep that you woke up thinking that you were either late to work or that late to school and you started getting dressed in a rush and then by the time you realize the time it is, you're already out the door? It happened to me but I wasn't out the door looking. What do you mean? But remember that. No, no. You get home from work. You lay down. You take a nap. Ita de banta when it's dark outside. And you're so out of it. Oh, you think it's the next day. But it's like 9 o'clock at night. No, no. No, no. I've woken up at 2 in the morning thinking it's 7 AM. I'm thinking, "Oh, I'm late." I overslept and I jump out of bed. I'm just excited to go to work, aren't you? I was actually already out the door one time. With my uniform and everything ready to go. You were traumatized. No, so I got home. No, it was a Sunday. I was blanking. I was blanking. You answer a blank with another blank. You gotta keep my eyes hydrated. Kinda my eyes get dry. We got my zine. What the is that? Just dry ice. Oh, no. Just a stain. Just a stain. It's a vise. I thought it was an S. There's one that's called clear eye. Eye drops. I'm just taking my time with my blinks. Taking your time with your blinks. How long between blinks are you? I'm not counting. I just whenever my eyes feel good. I'm not counting. I just whenever my eyes feel good. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, you're not gonna know that. Get the time with the zines. You were out the door. So it was a Sunday. I had taken a nap. You were traumatized. Yeah, I was. I was. You were traumatized. Yeah, I woke up in like in a rush. I looked at I actually looked at my phone and saw the time. But didn't look at the the PM part of it. I literally put on my uniform. Yeah. What? I went. I was already out the door and then I was just looking at me like where the are you going? I'm like to work is the morning. I was actually out the door. So I just woke up in a rush to talk and I was just like this. Oh, it was my life at night. Yeah, I had to do to talk at night. He had a hard boss. No, not really. Was he hard on you? No, I was the supervisor at that time. That's why you were you were the boss. Boss can't be late. You can't be late. You gotta show up early. You ever had a boss that was hard? or just like a boss like a whore. It's only the minute of the episode. I feel like everybody here has had a boss's heart. I feel like everybody here has had a boss that is hard. I have. She was a bitch. Oh, she, okay. She was a bitch. She was the head of HR. You got a boss? Yeah. You got a friend? My department fell under her department. You were an HR? You were an HR? No, the safety department fell under her, so we reported to her. So you can run HR for the podcast? What's he saying? No, I'm not running HR. Come on, bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) If I was to run HR for the podcast, all of you would have been fired.(Speaking In Foreign Language) If you fire all of us, my check. But my follow up question said HR was like, is HR really for the employees or is it for the employer? They're for the employer. They're there to protect the employer, not you. So you protect us? Because we're the employer.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Now we hire producers, we hire everybody. Boom, you protect us. Yeah, we're the employer. So I protect the job from yourself.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Just behind the scenes. Me and Angel need a cut.(Laughing) Me and Angel need a cut. HR is really useless. They are, they really are. Well, it's useless for us, but they're not useless if you own the company. Yeah, but even then, as an employee, it's useless. That's why whenever the HR people come to talk to people and be like, "Oh, we're here to support you and help you." I'm like, "No, the you're not, bro." They will use your words and twist them against you to protect themselves. See? You gotta be careful, you gotta know what you're saying, who you're saying it to. Nah, I had one job that I literally had to record every conversation that I had with HR.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Not because they were assholes.(Speaking In Foreign Language) They were the type of people that they would smile in your face and behind your back, they're throwing you under the bus having a chance that they can. It has to be. Yeah. It has to be. A little hostility in the workplace is good for you. It's good, never know.(Speaking In Foreign Language) About to get a machete. Do you use that HR in your job? Hell the yeah. But I'm gonna try to do drug testing, random drug testing. Random? Random? Random. Random. They just pick somebody out of the company. Wait, why the hell they drug tested? Like monthly. Have you done drug testing? Yeah. Huh? What are they looking for in the drug test? They're not looking for weed are they? I think so. No. Well no, because I-- It is legal. No, but no. It's up to the employers to decide if they want to--(Speaking In Foreign Language) But then if you have a commercial, like we have the commercial truck drivers. I mean yeah, that's different though. And if you have heavy machinery, you have-- Wait, does the test say we drink a lot? Huh? Does the test say we drink a lot? If you have an accident, they could test you. No thing about it, it's the only weed pops up but you could be alcoholic. That's what I'm saying, that makes no sense.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Don't tell her, you know it's a pizza. She told her-- I mean but does alcohol come out of your pee? Like it doesn't, like when they do a blood test? No, when you do a blood test, you can-- But then they're not taking your blood like that. They're just doing it like a pizza. No, they, so it-- It depends. It depends, so like-- But like the regular like random ones, it's just your pee, right? No, they're taking your pee for drugs. Yeah. Yeah, they're gonna find alcohol in the pee. No, that's what we're saying. Like if you're an alcoholic, you're good. If you smoke weed, you can get caught, what? Yeah, yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Ah. So the-- So you could be driving drunk, technically you could be driving drunk, you know. Is weed legal federally? No. No. Ah. It's only legal in certain states.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So it like, when I used to work at the steel mill, they would test you if you got into like an accident. Is that where you put your hand in a cow? No, that's where you put your hand in a cow. Is that where you put your hand in a cow? No, that was the other job. That was the other job. Wait, wait, wait, you put your hand in a cow? No, no, no, no. He was doing some cow He was doing some You were seeing people making sure that they know how to put their hand in the cow. Yeah.(Laughing) He's gonna say-- It's probably warm in there, no? Huh? It's probably warm inside the cow. Oh, that's true. Probably. It's not like if you're stranded. If you're stranded, that's where you gotta go. Why would they put in their hand in the cow? Like if you're just trying to get in nowhere, there's no heat, you just bring it outside the cow. What? Can we try to get in there? What it is? No. Careful, okay, deep. What you're supposed to do is cut it open and get inside. You got nothing to cut. Wait, wait, what are y'all talking about right now? If you're in the middle of the woods and there's an animal, dead animal. Okay. And you have no, and it's really cold in the winter, and you have no source of heat or anything, you can go inside the animal and it will keep you warm. Yes, to a certain extent. Go make a certain extent. That's it, warm. The poise and frilla. If it has no blood running through it, it's gonna get cold. How did we go from drug test to-- It's a boy to side of them. Someone was going like,"That's a woman, too!" Because Manny said that where you went to, she was a cow. Yeah, yeah. Nah, I worked that at Stillmill. It's okay. Safety.(Laughing) So you're gonna bring them mucho trades. Mucho trades? No, mucho trays, different company. Nah, but it's a different trade.(Laughing) Oh, you know? Oh, you know? Nah, so they used to, if you got into a car accident or anything like that, or got into an accident-- Oh yeah, that's big. With any kind of, like-- Automatic. They have a lot of heavy machinery. They have overhead cranes. They have those big-ass dumpster trucks. So if you get into accidents, they do a drug test, and they also send you to get tested for alcohol. When you say accident, you mean like accident in their personal vehicle, or like-- No, no, no, in the equipment. No, no, in the equipment. Oh, okay. Construction. Yeah, yeah. Damn, that's crazy though. If you get into an accident, yeah. Imagine you get into an accident, this is an open field. The joyous use is dirt. Imagine you get into an accident there. That's crazy. Like, that's wild. Oh, okay.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh, we used to have trains too, so that used to be a big one. Trains? Yeah. What do we, like, a lot of trains? So they had tracks that connected to like the major train lines, because they would haul off like scrap metal and like the residue from the steel. It's called Slack. Slack? Yeah. Slack. We job with a lot of Slack. Slack. So you know when they-- Steel Slack. When they temper steel, and when they like shaping it. No, not the tabler. The little shavings, the flakes. Yeah, the flakes of steel. That's just good.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's still flakes, Pup, it's still flakes.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, but steel. And so a lot of people, you can buy it, and-- Oh, that that is expensive. What can you use that for? Road. Yeah. If you have a very unstable road, you can mix it with the dirt and like-- Oh, interesting. Or if you have really dirt, you can mix it with like cement. And you know, cement, as soon as it gets wet, yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Interesting, I didn't know. Honestly, you could use flakes for, like steel flakes for anything. You can use actually broken glass. But isn't broken glass, like if it gets too high, it turns to sand? No. I mean, they crush it to like a certain, like grain size, and essentially it's classified as a free draining aggregate. It's like having like(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm up, bro. No, up, where? I'm moving the mic, I'm up. I'm just getting crumbled.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Lean forward, lean forward. I don't trust your ass right now. I'm good, I mean forward,(Laughing) I'm good, bro. No, but yeah, like the, it's called RGA, recycled glass aggregate. Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So essentially it's like, it's broken glass that they crush to a certain like grain size, and essentially it's like a free draining aggregate. You can literally put, you can empty a whole water tank on it, and just the water will just go straight through it. Because it's like, you can't compact it. It's like, you know. Yeah. It's like, when you get like, make a(Speaking In Foreign Language) like actually like just straight up stonewall dirt, it's really hard to compact that. It's just, you can't compact it. The water's gonna go, the water, no matter how tight you think it is, the water's gonna find its way and go through it. That's what she said.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, you were talking about running trains and to people, you might not see a lot of-- You were trained? Yeah, he ran a train. That's crazy. Well, I actually did learn how to,(Cheering) Tell me why, tell me why. Where the train were you? Yeah. Were you in the front or the back of the train? Let me explain. Were you in the middle? In the middle. Whoo! No, I learned how to use the equipment that moves the trailers for the trains. The trailers, right? The boost. The trailer, right? It's called the, it's called the, the trail? The choo choo train, right? Right, right, right. It's like a little, you could literally drive it on like, on the street and you could put it on the tracks. And it literally pulls the-- The trolleys? No, no, it's not a trolley. It's called the rail king. The rail king is your-- That was your nickname when you won it, right? So that was your favorite? That was your favorite? That was his nickname. The rail king. That was your favorite thing? That was your favorite one? That was your go-to move right there? That was your go-to move? Okay. No one? Shit was actually dope. No one, eh? She was actually dope? It was actually dope. Oh, wait, wait.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I learned a lot of in all my jobs. Would you buy a house fully furnished? Depending on if the furniture is new. Everything, mattresses, a todo. Is everything new? Como que nuego? An apartment? Everybody was leaving there. Somebody was leaving there. Because there'd be some houses that the people, like the realtors, they'll stage a house with new furniture. And if you'd be like, "Yo, I like the furniture," you could tell them like,"Hey, I wanna keep the furniture," and they'll add it to the price. No, but I'm talking about the previous owner's furniture.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Epatí. The one that I eat. I'll keep everything but the mattresses. Yeah, the mattresses have to go. People just put a bag on it. Just wrap it. No.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I just put a bag on it. Just wrap it. Just wrap it before you tap it. Just wrap it before you tap it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You imagine if you keep the mattress, and when you--(Speaking In Foreign Language) I was gonna say, you're a philosopher, my guy.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You buy the house and you keep the mattress, and when you go to sleep, there's a hole. Yeah, where? They just put that knot. Like, they just put the blanket over it to make it look like you're something. And then you lay out like, "Hey,(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing)(Speaking In Foreign Language) I would buy a fully furnished, it was like an apartment on like the 50th floor. That's what I would do. I'm not trying to bring furniture up, 54s. You ain't gonna have to bring it up anyway. It's the people that you buy it from that's gonna have to move it. Bro, if you living on the 50th floor, you got money to pay for this.(Speaking In Foreign Language) If you're apartment building got 50 floors, you got money. You ain't no poor people living on the 50th floor apartment. Talking about apartments and I mean, do you guys know how expensive it is, those apartments in downtown New Brunswick? Oh, there is stupid. They're like the view. At the Hildridge? Yeah. Dumpches are stupid expensive.(Speaking In Foreign Language) The one's right by the church? It's the view. Yeah. That red one? Yeah. It's the view. I'm like, yeah. I actually love-- The view of the banks. I actually love-- The banks would though, the river that's priced down right now, with hella Not if you're pointing towards the state theater, the new ones that they built by the state theaters, those are expensive, too. Anything in downtown New Brunswick is expensive though. That's what you're talking about. I would've, I would've, I would've, yeah. I would've spent that money. That's insane.(Speaking In Foreign Language) There's people that would rather not have to take care of a home and would rather pay 3,500 in rent, to live in an apartment where all they gotta do is just buy their food and sleep and and they don't have to do nothing. No maintenance. Maintenance? No nothing. They gotta pay maintenance? But that's what I'm saying. They would rather pay it than them have to deal with, like, do it themselves. I actually went into one of the apartments at the Hildre's. They're not that bad. I wouldn't, I just, nah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I don't like being so close, you know, like.(Speaking In Foreign Language) The way they're built, you know. Yeah, they're soundproof. No, some of them aren't then, though. No, no, no, like. You telling me that? Like, legally, right? Like, it's like. They're supposed to have that firewall. Like, they have like the thicker drywall. Like, type backs drywall, so. You can't hear.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't hear. Like, we couldn't be yelling, and she won't be able to hear what we're saying. Like, I can't hear my neighbors on, on our bedroom side.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You know what's crazy? When I was in Spain, I don't think they have that rule. Nah, probably not, man. Because, yo, no, that ass you can hear, you can hear. Oh, isn't it like, send a block over there? Nah, I don't think that shit was send a block, cause send a block, no sacuchas y. Yeah, but it's good. Is that old, uh. It's the old, like, uh. Infrastructure.(Speaking In Foreign Language) They didn't Spain last, like, how many years?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, nobody can blink now? No blink, you can blink.(Speaking In Foreign Language) We're talking about Spain. Apartment buildings, Spain. Germany, Romania. No, no, no, no. That's part of my fit today. That's part of my fit. Yeah, that's part of my fit.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That comes from a certain act.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Nah, he don't have any blood from there today, that's what happens.(Laughing) Oh, you know, he's knocking your grind, he's knocking your hustle, he's knocking your hustle, man. Have you been there recently? Probably like, maybe two weeks. Damn, they miss you.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, I'll produce more, oh, you know, you come with this? Now, last time I went, I up, I had like Popeyes before, and then when they inserted it, shit wasn't coming out.(Laughing) So I'm like, well, that shit makes no sense.(Laughing) What was coming out? It literally was stuck. It was saturated fast. It was stuck, I'm like, this is crazy. This is scary.(Laughing) And they kept moving it, oh, we gotta go deeper. Deep, whoa. Come on, see, come on, see. It's like when I'm hitting the other side. That's when you actually started the league too. Yeah, it's too long. Yeah, when they pulled it out a little bit, I'm like, oh, well, no.(Laughing) That's why you have to decide. I'm getting paid even though I might die. At least I got paid by $40. Yeah, you-- $40, $40 buckay. That was the first donation. Then the second one is like 60. Oh, you can't-- So you come twice, that's what it make you come twice. How many times it makes you-- You saw mine? No, I'm not.(Laughing) Wow. Yo. You can't say it, look at that one over there. I forgot. They don't make you. You talking about Spain in the permit, man? Oh yeah, yeah, Spain. See, I'm paying attention. Oh, the beer, the beer, the beer, I'm up, bro. Why do you say Germany knows how to build shit? Ah, that's why-- Because it's German engineering. Ah, German engineering, the Autobot. That shit's built to last. Ah, that's all I know. They do know how to get crowds of people together. Wow. They do how to what? They want to come to me. They know how to get crowds of people together. Do it, do it. They want to get crowds of people together. Wow. Are we not talking good about Germany? Yeah, we are. They don't. We are. They know how to build shit. The fucking Spain. Trains and everything. Yeah, that is true. Shit still works. It does work.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Capping, camping. Capping. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. They have to make the better cabin in the world. What are the better what? Cabbins.(Laughing) S-O-C, S-O-C, what do you think of the work? S-O-C. S-O-C. S-O-C. M-A-P-A-D-O, M-A-T-O-S-M-A-T. Wow. No, but yeah, they didn't Spain last like, they didn't like that church that they finally finished building. Yeah. It took them like-- It's like a lot of familia. Yeah, like took how many years to build that shit? Oh, the remodeling. Oh yeah. That's the one that burned? No, it wasn't the remodeling. No, the one that burned was-- It was a-- That was in French? No, it was in Spain. That was in French?(Laughing) Notre Dame is-- Notre Dame is-- Notre Dame, bro. Notre Dame, bro. When did they start building that-- No, they didn't have any-- That's like it off of maybe-- Isn't that in France? Yes. Notre Dame is in France. No, but like, look at all that. Like, that's like the familia, church, whatever. Yes, it took like over 100 years. Me de sabay. Do you? Una gente. Yeah. It's a delicacy, bro. Yeah, no, they have like, I wanna say it's like 20 something. The pillars and the fucking towers. I'm actually on a visit. 20 something pillars? Where you going? Where you going? Where you going? We need a cut. We need a cut. Wow. Oh. We need a cut. Whatever you go, bring us some. You gonna take me out like that. You gonna take me out like that. Oh, yeah, you gonna take us out? Yeah, you keep us out. Yeah? I'm gonna take you to the Hamon. Yeah, but I'm gonna tell you that you're a president now. I'm gonna tell you the Hamon, bro. That shit is, that shit could get up there. Yeah, it's a blessing. Bro, what happened to the Hamon? I seen a Patanegra over there, bro. That's like the highest quality or whatever. Bro, that shit was like 700 euros. Why the Patanegra more expensive than the Patablanca? No, I Patablanca. You come again. No, I. Why only Patanegra? I'm talking to Patanegra and I'm a whore. Oh. How do they get it black? That's just the breed of the pigs. Is it black on the inside or black on the outside? Wait, how the fuck is a big black black? Their hair, like their-- Ah, they're black pigs. Oh, they're black pigs. Huh? They're black pigs. So, are you talking about the shit that they carve? Yeah, go on up here and-- That shit cost like the most expensive one that I've seen, like actually seen in the store, like 700, 800 euros. Wait, how that shit taste? No, that shit taste rocking. It taste rocking. Like raw, you ate it raw and I thought I went-- No, it's on a raw local-- No, but I-- It's cured. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you know, I guess I'll try it. And they're like prosciutto? 3 me uno. 3 una piena. I was trying to see, I would say-- 3 una piena. I remember coming in with a la mia. 3 una piena. 3 una piena. No, you can't bring it. You're putting it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Me-re.(Speaking In Foreign Language) And they're like, you know, take it at your own risk. I brought some back and I wasn't, it was good. You went to Spain or you did? I'm on Portugal.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, you can't be contraband. Yeah, you can. Oh, talk about contraband, yo. You're doing a soul shield. You're better at this. So apparently this company called Super Micro, they're like a data center company. So they got caught exporting Nvidia chips to China. Wow. I thought they made them. I thought, yeah. Nvidia made that shit. Nvidia, is it not a, is it a Japanese company? Nah, they're like,"Yay, I can't make them." They made here? The great old USA. USA, American, American. Yeah, I'm gonna stop. Just like the merch. Y'all should have built your PC a year ago, bro. Yeah, I should have. Yeah. I should have, but yeah, he got caught, he got sent to Lometempre. How do people think they're gonna get it? And they were not, they're not, it's not chips. They were shipping out like whole like server style. What's the issue with that? Because they're banned, they're not allowed to get to China. Because we need to keep AI into superiority. And there's also a shortage. There's a silicon. Yeah, and then we keep essentially like, like my car, my car, like the chip my car has, they don't have over there in China. Or like the, like let's say like airplanes or cars. That's why the, that's why the RAM and-- Yeah, so expensive. That shit is so expensive. Because they using, oh, they stopped making like a memory for regular consumers and they're like, we just focus on AI memory. That's dumb, I'm sorry. That's where the money's at right now. They'll come back eventually. But yeah, he got caught and, oh, it was the Shiyashi. She got caught and she, she, Lometempre, Parachinola. She got locked up. I'm locked up. The Pierto team! That's gonna be the name of the episode. Parachinola, you said the Pierto. I said, "I'm not gonna do it." No, but like for example, like the RAM that I got from my computer, when I checked it like five months later, this shit probably like tripled in price. I may just buy a pre-assembled PC. Nah, don't do that shit. You gotta go through the struggle. Yeah, you gotta go through the struggle. He's not gonna do it anyways. You know, he's gonna quit halfway through. He's gonna call me like, "Yo, what I do?" Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know how to build a PC. Yeah, you know how to do it, but for you to actually do it, it's different story.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm keeping continuity,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) The fast food.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh, the week ago? Yeah. Time flies, bro. Shit, that felt like a shit that we had a conversation. Yes.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Nah, I have some equipment that I wanna build at my house, it's just I don't have the space for it. I actually wanna build a server, but I need the space and a room to put it in because that shit, one makes shit ton of noise and it makes a lot of heat, so I-- Soundproof, ventilation. No, I need the space for it. I just can't put it anywhere. I wanna build my own network for the house. The market. Make it secure. Yeah. What do you need secure, what do you gotta hack?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Nobody can hack them. Oh, another thing I knew, so when you're connecting to your house wifi, right? And you go to your iPhone settings, there's a option you can select and it will keep your IP address fixed or it will like dynamic, or dynamic, it will change it, just click dynamic. Change that shit. I'm not really dynamic. What do you mean you're not dynamic? You go on a Spain and say you're so dynamic right now.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Did he say you want to Italy? No.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Did that say you want to Spain, Italy and Portugal? No.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You said Spain and Portugal though for sure, right? I'm not going crazy. I don't know why I got Italy. How long are you going for? It's like a week. Not bad. Damn. You gotta go to Venice? But I experienced Venice. I swear in Italy. But in Porto, they're all together. You can go train, right? Yeah, it's not that far. See, well, turn me off. We were talking about churches and I automatically thought of Italy, that's why. The Vatican. You know that that's a country? Yeah. That shit is crazy. I want to go. That's the smallest country in the world. I want to go to Rome. Rome, I want to go. No, anything I wouldn't like about going is like the amount of people out of there, like the amount of tourists. You gotta go in the off season. Yeah. And then you gotta wake up at the break of dawn just to finish something. Cold time. Yeah. What is that? What is that Italian island? Sicily. No, no. That's not an island. Sicily is not an island. Accent GPT. You got a V2? There we go.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Take your popcorn now, people. What is an island? No, it's an island. How are we all islands? My feet, is it in my feet? Is it in the close of my feet? No, no, no. What is the fucking name of this fucking island? My feet? Is it an island? No. Okay. Looking at maps? No. I just want to see the name. I want to go to Monaco too. Monaco is a shit. This is the part of it. And that is Sicily. Accent GPT. Yeah, I wouldn't trust you. Hey, Accent GPT, hey, Grock. Yeah, Accent. Hey, Grock. It's Sicily an island. Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) He's so stuck on Google. So in Europe, there's like old towns that they will-- I don't care. Yeah. I don't care. Yeah. But I know, there's certain countries in Europe that they will-- It's an island. It's an island, beautiful. I studied Italian. Oh yeah, let's do this. Me. Me. Hey, yo. Hey, wow, that was quite true and everything. I'm gonna need you to clip that, use Chat GPT, just make sure that they-- They ain't touching. Yeah, exactly.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Like that tattoo, like that tattoo? Make it the thumbnail. That's the thumbnail, boom, right there. That tattoo right there, that's crazy. But no, but there's countries in Europe that they're like, I think Spain has some towns, Italy has some towns, Portugal,(Speaking In Foreign Language) no, no, no, but let me finish the fucking thing. A band? Like they're banding towns? Yeah, like if someone-- Oh, that they're getting people to go and move into those towns. Yeah, so they will pay you or you can buy a house for like a dollar, like a one euro, and then you just have to-- Why are they banding though? Because they're old, people have moved out of there. Italy specifically, I know has a lot of towns like that, where it's the countryside. So the only thing, they will give you the house for like a dollar, like a euro, whatever, but you have to stay a certain time, or you have to promise to fix up the house. Yeah, there's a guy that has a YouTube channel where he's fixing up one of those homes in the countryside of Italy. I would do that. We should go, all of us.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Build a town. Yeah, let's go.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I shouldn't know, Spain and Portugal are like on the coast towards the left. Italy likes more south. But they-- It's like, I know it's like-- But it's far though, like Spain and Italy, they're like way far. Yeah, it's easier for you to take a flight than it is a train. Yeah. I think it was like nine hours from here. That's what my boss tells me. What, Italy? Yeah. Yeah, that checks out, cause Spain is about six. Yeah, it's far, you can't go to Italy. You can't go to Italy. I mean, you could if you want, but you're probably missing this. Probably wasted days just going there. No, you wouldn't waste a day. Well, you're gonna go back to Spain, I imagine. You're not gonna stay in Italy.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That's so long as flight, I wouldn't do that.(Speaking In Foreign Language) To get to Italy, you literally have to cross through France to get to Italy. Yeah, France. Or you could just cross the city. Or you could, yeah, you could cross. You know, I saw videos of the, like the Eiffel Tower and shit like that, people were like, oh, it's so beautiful. But then, yeah, she like, that's a reality. Oh, then rats are in here. Yo, welcome to my local, welcome to my local. Isn't the Eiffel Tower just one of these fucking antenna towers that we have here? Like these cell towers? No. No? It's just a tower. What is the Eiffel Tower for? It's just there? Nah, they built it to build it. Is it like a such a little-- It's a romantic place. Romantic with all them fucking rats running around on the bottom. That's so latatouille, isn't that what you're saying? Nah, bro, that's latatouille's family times three. Nah, but like if you wanna close, this a closer one, three hours, three and a half hours away. Okay. No, in a flight. What do you mean? In Santo Lomé, go to Del.(Laughing) Or, or, or, or, or go to Vegas. Vegas, that's true, yeah. Or in Spain, they have-- Or in Vegas, you can see a little bit of everything. China Copetto. China Copetto. Yeah. Fuckin' Vegas. I need to go, you know, I wanna go to Vegas. You never been? Don't go in the summer. Hell no, I'm not going, the fuck who goes to a desert in the summer? Yeah, I did, that was harsh. And don't go during the winter. Well, okay. I think it's cold. Cold, cold.(Laughing) It's all right, that's the morning. No, but it also is, it's cold at night though. But not as cold as in the winter. No, but because it's so hot, when it drops down-- When it drops down, yay! Nah, it's fun, it's fun. I wanna experience that, because I feel like, ah, so,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Is that so hard?(Speaking In Foreign Language) You just got me out of a trip, thank you!(Laughing) Yo, when it comes to shit like that, you know you're right. Thank you. They know it, probably. To go on trips like that? I went on a trip with you. No, I'm saying he's worse than you, because you don't like to go out, he, anytime you mention a trip like that, he just ain't going. Who's you gonna be? I'm just saying that, I could be a good-- Like, you will go, I know you will go. I could be a good time, I'm just saying. Hey, man.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Where do you go? I was in-- Where do you go?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, hey don't remember, you were throwing up and passing through. Yeah, that shit, you know the only one that might not remember shit, is him right there. I did it right though. Who did all right? You did all right because we helped you. Bro, that man was the funniest man ever. This man went through so many emotions, smoked like three black of miles. He came in with a black of miles, took him out, oh I'm here. Gotcha. Next thing I know, dude is fucking throwing up on the couch. I ain't gonna lie, this is(Speaking In Foreign Language) him just dead weight. Bro, he's like a fucking rock, bro. We had to put him on his side when we went to bed. This dude was-- I remember I woke up like, all I see is him and the cats. Roll you out of the clean them up. With the garbage can next to his-- His clothes had to be in the friggin' wash. Somebody like that. I can't also be at home. Gotta take care of me. We should do another trip like that. That was fun. Do we should? Go to opposite New York. I'm down. The Catskills? The Catskills. Oh yeah? Or the Finger Leaks. Finger Leaks? No, the Finger Leaks is like four or five hours. It's far, it's close to Canada, but it's nice. Oh, I know they get close to Canada. It's nice out there. I'll take a flight out there. Cause he's a Finger Leaks. Take a flight out there.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Take a flight out there. You driving? Out there? Oh, okay. I'm gonna buy it. I'm gonna get a fucking-- This is never gonna happen. This is never gonna happen. What do you mean it's never gonna happen? This is more on the cruise. Yeah, you're going on the cruise. As a group I'm talking about, it's never gonna happen. It's not. Come on, okay, no. It's not. I mean, if we go, if we just-- If it's the guys, we'll make it happen. If it really wanted to. Yeah, if it really wanted to. We could go to Mars if we wanted to, but. We could go right now. We're gonna push it out. Look at the WBC trip. We've been playing that, what, in less than a week? Well, not even that. Let's talk about the trip that the three of us went to on the East Coast. I literally looked up the schedule. I said, "Okay, this works out for this week." We ain't booked nothing until like, what, April? Yeah. This is so close. That's it. It worked out. If it's a trip with the girls, there's always gonna be a lot of back and forth. Yeah, where we staying? Where are we eating? Somebody, what's up? We made that shit simple. Yeah, like yo, we got, we went to Oakland.(Laughing) We were like, yo, three more, what's around? Open your phones. Yeah. Race in Canada. Literally, that's how we did everything. It was just like that. That's how it should be. We don't need to make a trip so complicated. One other thing, I wanna go back to Seattle. Yeah, me too. That shit was my, that is San Diego. The market, the market. The San Francisco. Seattle, San Diego. Yeah, San Bernardino.(Laughing) It was nice. It was nice. Oh, no, no. I wanna go back just to see the bridge because when it was like, it was very foggy. Yeah. Did you guys go to the Redwoods? See the Redwoods? No, we didn't have time, sadly. That's what I would want to do. The Redwoods? Yeah. To the National Park and shit? San Diego and Seattle, I would go back. I would wanna go to Alcatraz too. It was very foggy. Yeah. It was always gonna be foggy. Sometimes you gotta clear, you know, clear window. You're gonna, they couldn't, they were so, you couldn't see the fucking bridge, bro. Yo, now the crazy thing is, when you stand on the bridge and it's foggy like that,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah. Like, I've never had an experience like that before in my life.(Speaking In Foreign Language) We literally was in the clouds.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Are we gonna say where you going right now? Yeah.(Laughing) It's the fog from the, what is San Francisco going for? I'm backwards? Yeah. Yeah, right? What? Everything in the same thing? Yeah. The artwork? How did they produce fog? What, afterward? What are we talking about? I'm lost. The hay.(Laughing) The lady boys. The lady boy? No, they're not lady boys. They're just-- They're boys. They're boys. We're ladies. We're joking. Are we? Nah, we're-- Is that what he is? I wasn't even thinking about that. The ice cream place. What produce is fog? High pop videos. Nothing. Nothing. The fog comes from nature. Yeah. San Francisco's going to, I mean, San Francisco was cool. I just didn't like the fucking, all the fucking hills. That was a bit. You're not driving in that, it's kind of crazy because when you're going up, local. To know why not. The local El Chielo? Yeah. You don't know what's coming? Did y'all do that windy road? Nah. The hills was running across. Yeah, we didn't do. We had it in our pants, but we just, bro. Went with the most. That was the best stadium. We went to see the full house house. The Giants. Minimade? No. Is it Minimade? Or, it's not. Or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, Where's Minimade? No, Minimade. Minimade used to be-- Houston, Houston, Houston. What does it know? Dicom? Yeah, it's a word. Dicom? Somewhere that's a word. This year? Like two years ago? Oh, two years ago? Minimade. Not as Dicom. Yeah, something like that. Dicom. You know, I was, I was looking, reminiscing through our little file. We, we gotta do those other, other, uh. You know what, you know what-- Legs of the trip. You know what place is nice? The, uh, Colorado. And I heard the tickets are super cheap. I was in the town and my dumb ass, uh, my, one of, when I used to, one of my bosses, he was like, oh, you want to go see a game? But my ass was tired and I was like, Ah, I have to wear a knife. Nah, they were playing, they were playing somebody. I forgot who they were playing. It don't matter, I would have gone just for the experience. Yeah, but it was beautiful out there. We literally did that. Utah's supposed to be really nice, dude. Utah. Yeah. In Utah, I wanna, I wanna do the, I don't know if you've seen the Yurton Utah with the, Utah with the Mormons, right? What? Where the Mormons are at? Like Montana. No, Utah. It's Utah, it's Utah. The land of the Mormons. Yeah. I don't know. I never knew. Yeah, you don't know. It was created in Utah. Utah University, BYU is the Mormon. BYU, is it BYU and Texas? No, it's in Utah, it's Mormon. Yeah. The more you know. The more you know. I think the Mormon, whatever was created there. Yeah, the John Smith. In Utah. Will you eat a Mormon? What the shit? What I eat a Mormon? What I eat a Mormon? I saw the Book of Mormon. Oh, Conquien. Conquien. It's my birthday for that. Conquien. Was it good? Huh? It was funny.(Speaking In Foreign Language) My girlfriend. Oh. I said this.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I didn't care. What did you say then? What? The week of my birthday. That's a lie. No, you did not say this shit. Where? Here, and you got me here. On the pod? Yeah. I find the proof. Proof? Proof? You never talk about anything serious on here. Conquien, no, no. You never talk about your personal serious life. Is it really serious? Yeah. Oh, come on.(Speaking In Foreign Language) First class, rescheduled. Whose idea was it to plan this trip? Her. Her's? Yeah. And you just went with it? Yeah. I'm over like just going with the motion. Yeah. So you had to like. Sit down. Motion of the ocean? Yeah. She might be expecting something out there. Yeah. She gonna get it? Hmm? She gonna get it?(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) She gonna get up at the negative. Bro. Oh, shit.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Did you enjoy yourself at the park today? I did. Every time I go to the park, I'm on. You didn't even go to the park. Huh? You went around like a dog? Yeah, yeah. You running around? No, my little cousin, she's learning how to play softball. So I help her out. I practice. I'm signing up at the softball. Yeah. But it's kind of hard because she's already a freshman in high school and she's already kind of old. So she's never played before. Your cousin's a freshman in high school? Yeah. Yeah. That don't mean nothing. No? Yeah, but no. Just keep that and pick it up quickly. She made the JV team, which is crazy because she's never held the Glover song of banner in life. And that goes to show you how good the JV team is. No. Yes. No offense.(Speaking In Foreign Language) They cut people off the team. The people that make the team.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Think about it. She made the JV team. Think about it. No, think about it like this. She's actually a good natural player. They cut it, bro. Exactly. That's right. No, I put a dumb down play. Like that shows you down playing.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, I put a dumb down play. I put a dumb down play. The only good thing is she's having fun and she likes it. That's what matters. That's right. And that's left too. What do you guys think about participation in trophies?(Speaking In Foreign Language) (Laughing) Fuck it. You know, for kids. No, no. Listen, participation trophies are for literally. Nah, nah, nah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You don't get shit. After literally, there should be no participation trophies. In my opinion. Nah, nah, definitely not. What are your thoughts, Wilson, since you were an athlete? Take the WBC an example. The US team did not give a fuck about that silver medal. Oh, they didn't. Their face said it all. They were like, where's the-- They did not want that shit. It don't matter, because they cheated the way up there anyway. Shit, Kyle Sorber took his shit off as soon as he hit the jump out. Exactly. It's one of those things. Like if you're in a competitive state like that, like you lost. Yeah. You lost. They're saying it's rather coming third than coming second. If you come in second, you're just a first loser. Wasn't there supposed to be a game to determine who gets third place? No. No, because I could have sworn that I saw something where they have like a game. That shit don't matter. The best team is the winner. The loser is the second. Yeah. It's funny because the final game pulled more views in the last year's NBA finals. Yeah, that's crazy. I haven't watched the NBA. I haven't watched it at all this season. I watched the game. It was just all three. No, the NBA has a problem. Yeah, I'm like that's crazy. I haven't watched it. I'm not really that bad. They have a tanking problem. They have a fucking player time one to play problem. Yeah, the what's it called? The low management. And they can-- I feel like they're the only league that a player can be like, well, I guess football's a little bit like that, but not to the extent of the NBA. If a player says, I'm not playing, it's I'm not playing. You could banish me or you could trade me. Yeah. It's a player's league. And they keep making more money. And they want to play less. And they want to play less games. I'm like, bruh, get out of here.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh yeah, 700 million dollar man, bro. So how is it? It's been 162. Same as CP Sal. Dan do Calembo. The hot sauce. Calembo, come on. Calembo, you heard that mama horn? Yeah. Calembo. Yeah, look at that. That's a lot of bro-wow. That was crazy design. Yeah, okay.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So we're not family? Yeah, we're not family. Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow, I said nah, we're not family.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yo, you.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I feel offended. Oh, bro. I feel offended. Fuck it. He literally said we're not family enough to get the recipe. Recipe or what? The curry patty? That's your pie trash. I don't want it. I don't want it. Whatever you gotta say to make yourself more money. So why did you get it here when that family? Yeah. Oh. That's why you ain't gettin' the cut. Five guys burgers and fries. What?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yo,(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) was mad as hell.(Speaking In Foreign Language) We went to the Ataco Impressos bar, and we're looking at the menu, and he's like,"Hey, I'm just about to check." I'm like, "Angel, is that Comicana?" He's like, "Yeah."(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) He's like, "Bro, I was looking at that one in the," what was it, the Smash Burger? Talkin' about that shit is good.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I went two days. Damn. Yeah. You gotta give me a list of like-- You gotta get the El Chapo. Yeah. Yeah, with the fries. Bro,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Damn. Will he escape out of your body like he did out of prison? Nah.(Laughing) I like how you phrased that one. It actually didn't do any harm to us at all. That was a good one, that was a good one right there. The phrasing of that is 10 out of 10. Tallybo, fucking philosophy. 10 out of 10.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I got scared for a second. I should've looked. I already looked, I already looked. I already looked. Wilson's looking at it like, when y'all rapping this shit up. You got a little bit, no I'm a bitch today. No, I'm a bitch too. Okay, Wilson did I get a check out?(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Where's the cut then, where's the cut? Where's the cut? What? Angel wants a cut. I'm here, am I not? Are you here? Are you here? Are you here? You're not contributing nothing. What you mean?(Laughing) We talked about the great nation of Germany, did we not? Remember that was two hours ago.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Does Germany have a president? Yeah, they have a chancellor. Chancellor, what the fuck is that, what is that? It's like a president. They don't have a military, right? They do. They do? I thought that didn't want a lot of howling. You're thinking of Sweden. Not Japan don't have a military. Wasn't Germany not-- I think Japan has a military. Wasn't Germany not allowed a military because they started to war wars? It was after World War I, where they were not allowed to-- Oh, I'm talking about Pearl Harbor, better think, you saw about Trump? That shit was fucking hilarious, bro. That was hilarious, bro. No, you can't. That was fucking hilarious. No. That man is a fucking comic. You can't lie, bro. Love him or hate him, that shit was fucking hilarious. That was hilarious, bro. Bro, like, I don't even know what that is. You're like, yo, what the fuck? Yo, yo. Why you didn't tell me what broke her? That shit was fucking hilarious. That man really has no idea what's-- So, but no, people don't know. So, President Trump and the Prime Minister of Japan, they were in the White House, and one of the reporters asked Trump like, hey, what you didn't inform Japan, a heads up that you were going to the start of this war with Iran, and he responded by saying, you know, it would've been, what did he say? It would've been nice if you guys would've let me know about Pearl Harbor or something like that. Hest, that was beautiful. That's a nice comeback right there. That's the one thing that I can't wait to achieve when I get to senior level in age. No, no, I'm saying, when you-- I'm saying, you got to pick and choose which one you're responsible for. Ah, ah. You gotta pick and choose which one you're responsible. It's like, bro, he just be-- He plays the game for what I'm saying. You imagine you just wake up and just sit on your porch and start yelling rad shit at people, and they just look at you like, ah, he's old, he's old, he got the mentors, some shit, let him be. Let him talk, let him be. That's crazy. I'ma be, I'ma be, I'ma be, I'ma be, I'ma be. You know what I'm saying? I'ma be, I'ma be, I'ma be, I'ma be, I'ma be. I'ma be, I'ma be, I'ma be, I'ma be. Que, what? Lo que tu quiere. Next topic. Yeah, yeah, some news over there. Yeah, I'm working news. Yeah, I'm working news. Yeah, Yahoo News. Yeah, you got Yahoo News. Yahoo News is here, there's anything exciting. Name, shit, exciting. Como que no exciting? Uh, name, shit, exciting. Ah, somebody, no, la viva. Good idea. Did I ever ask you guys a question about like, if, about a gay person, like dating a gay person? Oh, perate. What? I thought about something. A gay person? A gay person. So like, let's say. Oh. In that same format. Oh yeah. No, but like. Buckle up your sweets, ladies and gentlemen. So, better, what is the best place? I don't know, we're right over there. So, Magic Johnson has a son, right? Mm-hmm. And he's a gay man. Okay. So he did an interview and he said that he's not. I'm not gay no more. He's not attracted to gay men. He's attracted to straight men. I belong? That's how it be? So he's the bottom. What? He's not really gay, man. So he doesn't like men that are gay, but he would prefer a straight man. Yeah. What? But then he would never get a man because a straight person's not gonna date a man. What? There's like this one that I seen that, it was two girls. They said. Two girls, one cup? No, no, no. That was right there for the taking, buddy. It was right there for the taking. They asked them. It was right there. Like what's your preference? And they were like, we identify as. Horses. No, they were like, they identify as straight men that date gay men. And the guy was like, so you're straight? Yeah, they come together. I remember saying that. What? Yeah, they come together. Right after the famous? Yes. Somebody not the baby. Yo, yeah? Were you guys ever had a fan ace about turning out a lesbian, like bringing her back to the dark side? Well, that was my question. Like my question, my original question was gonna be like, would you ever, let's say you're dating somebody. Or somebody wants to date whatever the case may be. But this person has been gay their whole life. But yet they had like a wake up moment or whatever where they don't wanna be gay no more and they wanna like start a straight family, have kids and all that shit. Would you get together with that person? Could you just be like, I don't wanna be gay no more? That's one fun. That's how it works. There's a lot of females that do that. They date a man for a long time and then out of nowhere after they get out of the relationship, they become lesbian. Or the other way around. Or the other way around. I've seen happen. Yeah, so like let's say this person has been gay their whole life. Gay. Gay's gay. They're just horny. And then all of a sudden they're like, you know what? I'm not gay no more. They're just horny. Huh? They're just horny. I don't know. They're just horny, right? If you're a bi, you just really fan. It reminds me of this video. It's like this tomboy. He or she, whatever. It was a tomboy to she. Yeah, she did it. Wait, can you be a tomboy to boy? No, you can't. Theorians out there. Why does it go as a tomboy? Somebody like about somebody like me. But anyways, I digress. I was talking to your momma time man, he was a boy. He was a boy. I was like the tomboy. So there was this video that she ate some sausage for the first time.(Speaking In Spanish) This was a video? Where was this? No, it was like, it was like,(Speaking In Spanish) it was like the before and then the after. And it's like before it was a tomboy. Did he do that? Rochi? Yeah, the girl he got pregnant. What's her name? I don't know her name. That's different.(Speaking In Spanish) But she was. But she was. No, I'm talking like a more extreme like shave head,(Speaking In Spanish) like a boy, boy clothes. Nah, but she looked crazy before he got her pregnant. That's his type. But you should see her now. You should see that change.(Speaking In Spanish) Isn't Druski married? Did y'all see, have y'all been watching his new thing? No, I don't want to. So there was, you know that Dominican chick, the really tall one? No, didn't you get to a fight or something? Yo, Fernandez? Yeah, yeah. How do you know that name, bro? How you know that name? That's how I posted it. Ah, come on, come on. Angel Fernandez? Angel Fernandez? She's like a tall ass girl. She's like the tallest Latino in the world. She's like six, six, sevens. Stop, come on, man. Come on, go with the fuck up, anyway. You did it with me. Yeah, you're talking to me, mano. You're talking to me, mano. You're talking to me, mano. You're talking to me, mano. You're talking to me, mano. How are you? Can you say another? Come on, mano. Look at him, he's wearing his team's hat. Yeah, it's what I get, mano. Yeah, it's what I get, mano. Yeah, you see how he be switching on and off?(Speaking In Foreign Language) It would look better with the red. Red and black, red and blue. I like that, that's really nice.(Speaking In Foreign Language) So are we going to any baseball games this year?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Is it the men's that they have like the nine inning, nine beers, nine hot dogs? I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a challenge. It was a match, right? Yeah, so you can buy, you can go. Nine beer. We're not doing that. You can go to City Field. I thought they stopped selling beers after the seventh inning. No, you could go to City Field. Yeah, but they have the 999 challenge. Yeah, and it's-- Oh, so they give you all at once, or you go-- It's all at once. They give you nine hot dogs, nine beers, and you have the nine innings of beer. They're not like actual nine cups of beer. It's like four ounces each. Yeah, it's not fair. Ah, okay, okay, okay. Just give her a fucking big fucking-- It's probably like the match you could drink at a game. Have you done this show in Epcot and Disney, where you go drink around the world? Oh, yeah. I would love to do that. By the time you reach Germany, you'll be fucked up. I would love to do that. Germany by the beam. Well, you have to stop, it's only gonna be ahead with no kids. You better be careful what your word is, bro. No, no, no. No, no, no. You won't work. You're a fucking philosopher, bro. Get him a dollar. So buy him. He's a fucking philosopher. He threw a fucking diamond that nobody knows.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Fucking dime, bro. You ever stepped on that shit? Might lose a leg. Might lose a leg. You just have too much of a passion for that country.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Smack threw it up, just waiting for somebody to catch it. It was for you, because that's your passion. Yeah, I caught it, I caught it. I was right there with him. How you been catching me?(Laughing) How you caught it? Don't worry about it. I didn't catch it. No hands. How are you catching? No hands. We're shanked up, bro. Oh my God. But now it's a-- Yo, gas is like 385 now, bro. I just got gas today, I didn't even look at the price.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You gotta buy gas regardless. So what's the point of you looking at that shit and being like, "Oh, what's that most I ever seen on gas?" I don't think I ever made it to 50. Lucky fucking you, bro. 45. Lucky fucking you, bro. The most I spent? Point, but. You guys are so mean. No, I'm saying it-- Oh, like that gas gas? Yeah. Oh. 65. Damn. I can't got it. That BMW. 70. Yeah, that was-- 70 dollars. Deboo.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Going back, going back to last week, right? Perrata, you're saying that like Lexus is too expensive.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Who came from the Highlander, fuck him, be I. Oh, you're like-- Who came from the Highlander, fuck him, be I. Who came from the Highlander, fuck him, be I. Who came from the Highlander? Didn't you have one? No. Yeah, I did. But my parents do, yeah, it's NDR.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You probably got his Jeep over there.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You got your caddy. Caddy caddy.(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's already de-flowered. No. You don't want it. What you got, an XLS? X-T6? X-T6. That's a more expensive one? Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Fully loaded platinum edition and shit. Yeah, after getting. They had an option to get a driver for it. Yeah, all right, this one right there. Shit. Shit. It's funny bro, every time I said it at the same, I just feel more broke. This is bulletproof. What is our tent too? Bulletproof. You got the window center? He got that, sure. It's not car proof.$1,000.(Laughing) Damn, bro. Yeah. Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Now welcome to the show, welcome. No.(Speaking In Foreign Language) He said it's bulletproof, but it's not car proof though. I mean this is rather the price though, it was only the paint. Yeah, but it got hit. Yeah. It got hit. But it, yeah. He got hit. He got that shit. Lex, no, I saw a white Lexus RX 2025. Why you like white, why you just. God damn, bro. Why you like white? My next car I'm getting to, black. Yeah, all black. That's the hardest to maintain. Yeah, that's the hardest. The two worst colors is white and black. Como can get black. Black is dirty easy. No, no, no, no. Black is dirty easy. No, you can't hide it. Black and white, you see everything. Yeah. Every little stretch, every little thing. Dude, you don't care, it's different. Yeah, you, yeah, exactly. Exactly. Me, then. Me, then. My shit clean. Clean.(Laughing) Yo, because it rain, right? Huh? Yeah, clean, shut up. No, dead again. Go, go, go, go. I got that white, my shit black.(Laughing) Oh, your shit black? Yeah. You got the black shit? Yeah.(Laughing) Got the black shit. Hey. Got the black shit. Slinging and clanging, clanging and banging.(Laughing) Slinging and clanging, clanging and banging. Get it over here, get it over there. Get it everywhere.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Bro, they got a $20 deal. Yeah. What? You just like, let me say something. I limited call washes. No, I'm good.$20. It's like a basic, they only do the outs. My posture. They have like the back options on the outer. But that shit is good though. Millie's been going like every other day. What? I have to talk. Yeah, what are you talking about? Yeah, he's having a side combo with nobody else here. The new car wash on George's Road. The one over on the car. The one by Audible? Yeah. I haven't been there, I haven't gone there. They have a deal for $20 for unlimited car washes. Wow. For a month? It's a basic. No, yeah. No, you could go as many times as you want. Yeah, $20 a month. I got a pertham, bro. Nah, I go to a run. You have one right there? Eche Rico, he goes to a hand car wash. Yeah. The one that he goes to? No. The one that he goes to? The one that he goes to? The one that he goes to? As they should. Is a Tesla authorized car wash station. Somebody not gonna be there. You gotta scan in. Yeah. No, no, you don't. Yeah, but I haven't gone it down because I'm just, is it still like busy? Yeah, it gets busy. Yeah, that is. I need to know what the full price is. See, that's like half-assing. Yeah, I don't like to do my own back. Yeah, like if you're gonna charge me, charge me to do the whole shit. Nah. Inside and out. I'll do the vacuum, it's okay. Nah, you said the track. I don't mind doing the vacuum. I used to go to tracks. The vacuum man is free. I used to go to tracks. That shit was $67 for the month for the full one. Nah, that's too much. Why you don't have to pay me back? You don't have to pay me back. Nah, but that's too much. That's crazy. That has gone up so much in prices with the cools. Now I pay 37 and some change and it's the full car wash. All I gotta do is vacuum myself for the grand. Nah, no. That shit's half. Oh, gotta keep that caddy clean. How much you paid, 37 a month? Yes. There's another one now, a Miltown Road. Miltown Road. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, there's one on top of one. That's another one. That's where you go for $20? Well, that's where money goes. But you have Tiazzo back in the home, sir? Yeah. Nah, I do. My mind is $35 every time I go. Do you do a full one? Oh, every time you go. I don't go that often. I used to live at Deasada. I didn't mind washing my car. I don't mind doing it. I actually enjoy it. I enjoy it, but in the summer. Yeah, in the summer. I'm in the limb right now, you can make me a little bit of the car. You wash your car in the summer? No, because like-- Ah, I do it for you. No, I would, but I don't wanna deal with that shit. Oh, can I get two little-- Yeah, like nah. Be like, no, that's crazy. Yeah, so many. Nah, that's crazy. It's a big game.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Wow.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm a guy that he loves his history. Oh yeah. I love you. Who think he's worse? The guy from there or the guy from, obviously the guy from there, they don't have more shit, right, but on a level of how evil they can get, right? Like the guy from there or the guy that we had. Didn't the guy that we have find inspiration from that guy? Yeah. Yeah, he did, he did. But what did the other guy do? Sometimes they say that the side book and I'll do the master, the master. I think the guy from over there did a lot more than our guy, cause our guy only really. Sing it, our guy, it's crazy bro. It's our guy. No, no, no, not bad. It's our guy. What do you mean? What do you mean? It's our guy. Cause if you look at our guy, he built up the art. It did. A lot of the highways and shit and the architecture and shit. The art was. But then they all got this stuff too. Yeah. So who's better? Our guy or the other guy? Who's better in what way? Our man. Our guy. Our guy's better? Yeah. Lesser or two evil? Like who's better or who was like less evil? The lesser of two evils, right? Can you be less evil? Can you? Yeah, that's a good question. Can you be less evil or is just one thing? If you're evil, you're evil. There's levels to evil. Is there? Yes, there is. There is. It could always be worse. That's the one thing that always luck it. It could always be worse. So this is much of a show that I watched, Criminal Minds. Never seen that. You've never seen Criminal Minds? And I think that--(Speaking In Foreign Language) You know how old that show is? I don't care. I don't have time. Is nobody gonna jump up for that? That's like one of the most highly popular shows ever. Yeah, that's a good show. Nobody gonna jump up for that? That's a good show. That's a good show. I actually started watching it because of Millie. Yeah, it's a good show. And they're getting new seasons out and everything.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Oh my God.(Speaking In Foreign Language) They're cellos. They're plotaros. Oh, you're a level. They left a toe. They left a toe. They left a toe. We gave up. We gave up. But I know, so there was this episode, there was this father who his kid got burned all over and he would off people to get skin grafts to give it to his kid. And obviously that's a very delicate process. Your body has to accept that and all that shit. So there was times like he would kill somebody and it didn't work. So he just kept trying and trying more people, more people until he found the one that worked, but he got caught. So like that, like, will you guys do that shit? Like what? No. To what extent will you guys go for your kid? Kind of going into what you're saying.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Dexter, the guy that literally, he was a murderer, but he, Yo man, you're talking about this guy and that guy. Y'all can't say murderer. Who said this guy and that guy? All right, he was offing people, but the people that he was offing were bad people. Were bad people. Is that evil? Is that evil or is that justified? I mean, my eyes started to twitch and we said that. I mean, Batman never killed nobody. Batman did the same thing. He never killed anybody. No, but I'm saying, It does a different way of justice. I mean, you're still killing somebody. Offing people. But is that truly justice or are you getting off on doing that thing to bad people? Well, I feel, I feel, Or are you as bad as them? What's it saying? Two wrongs don't make it right. No, yeah, but at that point, right?(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Yo, bring the guy back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What guy are you? Over there, over here. Everywhere. No, but going back to it. No, but for Dexter though, he got, he would kill no matter, he would kill, he got taught a code to follow. And that's why he learned to kill that way, to satisfy his, his, his urge. Otherwise he would just kill no matter what. So I feel like he's evil. Cause he got, he got taught.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Have you never seen the meme where they, where they go surprise motherfucker. Some fries motherfucker.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Seriously, what do you do? What do you do in your home? I have papers to grade in. How about this summer? What are you doing? What are you doing in your free time? What do you do on your free time? I don't have free time. Oh yeah, everybody has free time. Free time is true. Escalator time. In the summer, what do you do? The percolator. Work. Well you're not grading papers. Work. You're not working all day. You work 24 seven? Exactly bro. You a fucking lie. So you work, you work and sleep. That's all you do, you work and sleep. You a lie piece of shit. Shit piece of lie. He doesn't even believe you. He's with you all the time. All the time. Before, before. Hey,(Speaking In Foreign Language) All right, so before that, what do you do during the summer? School. You was a fucking piece of shit lying shit back. Cause yeah, I just used to go to DR for the whole entire summer. So that's free time. I was in DR, experience and nature. What are your hobbies? Yeah, what do you?(Speaking In Foreign Language) So don't you have free time to do all that stuff? Yes. Then you do have free time. Yeah. Every time. Sometimes.(Speaking In Foreign Language) That's cool. Yeah, no, I'm really not a big TV guy. That's cool. So you've never seen the Marvel movies? I've seen some of them, I haven't seen all of them. You've never seen John Wick? No, John Wick, I've seen all three. Oh, it's a sequel. John Wick's a fourth one. Oh. Do you have a TV in your room? No, we watch the fourth one together. You only watch the third one. When was the last one? We watched two. The second and the third, we never watched the fourth. Since you have no free time, when was the last time you turned on your TV in your room? I say that one. That don't count, bro. Come again now. Come again, no, that's free time. See, I just turned that shit on. But you have free time to watch it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You know what happened? He's not gonna watch it until you make him watch it and be like, "Oh, protect your show like that, like that show, Dark Matter."(Speaking In Foreign Language) What do you do to focus on you? What makes you happy? Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy What I got to be to say Seriously, we're waiting for an answer. What was the question? What do you do to-- What do you do for yourself?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Loki, I wanna buy bikes. We should buy bikes.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I just thought about this right now, but anyway, go ahead. Is it a dango?(Speaking In Foreign Language) It's a salve, ombre de mani trades. Yo, salve, drei. Get trades. That's not a trade.(Laughing) Salve? It's a hustle. It's a hustle. Why you be selling part of a trade? Don't worry about it. What a little, what a couple. I asked a question. Yeah, seriously. I did, what? What? What was the question? Yeah, hello. What was the question? What do you like? What do you like for you? What do you like to do?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Travel. Bro, that's not a vacation. You're not going on vacation every day. What do you do, what do you like to do on a day-to-day basis? No, I really don't have a day-to-day basis. I really don't have time like that. Because, how about Mondays? No, because I have to school. What do I have after school? Monday margaritas.(Yelling) Air shut out, air shut out. Damn, you be having margaritas without us? Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, you haven't, stop it. No, you haven't. We're airing shit out now, shut it out. But that's besides the case. Elvis, hold on, hold on. If we're not family enough to know your mama juanas recipe, why do you think you would invite us to your margarita bullshit? Wow. Oh, that bullshit. Wow. But the bigger thing here is Elvis, I speak with proof. I say I. I speak with proof. I speak with proof.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Before he got there. Talk about, yo, y'all wanna come, it's last minute. What was that, on Monday? Bro, I literally did not, what time was it? 350 in the morning. 350 in the morning. You gotta tell us at seven in the morning. Yeah, that day. We're gonna tell the officer now. That day, you're gonna tell us that day, bro. When he teach him a little. You gotta tell us that fucking day, bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You gotta let us know. You gotta let us know on time.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Then he'll get invited to margaritas.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Why do you like margaritas? Yeah, why margaritas? Drink a man drink. Old fashioned. I like old fashioned. Whiskey on rocks. Who last time you drank old fashioned? Wait, four weeks ago? So, on your free time, you like drinking? Yes, sometimes, yes. That's not healthy. I like the alcohol, I go, yeah. You work and drink, that's crazy. On a Monday, too. That's crazy. Fuck it, they're responsible.(Laughing) You're a responsible piece of shit, God damn it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You need to find things that bring you joy. Not just work. Find yourself. That's what brings him joy. Do you go with your coworkers? Right? And you spend time with them, and you're talking shit like that, right? So you're bummed. I would love to go with you bum ass but every time I've invited you, I'll say it.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Monday's a weird day.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Bro, we were drinking here on a Thursday, but we were drinking here on a Thursday and Friday, I'm fucked up, I can't even function at work. Monday's crazy.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You realize how, you really, you just like flipped the whole narrative. You say you had no free time, and now you say you had free time to hang out with your coworker and do your little thing.(All Yelling) I'm just saying. I'm not gonna put him in the spot.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I show the proof that I invited him.(Speaking In Foreign Language) There's more than once.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I literally said to watch the game, meaning it's later on at night after you get home. What game? What game? I don't know. Let me see, hold on, cause I'll tell you the date and then we'll go up. Yeah, what date was this? One month.(Speaking In Foreign Language) December 29. December 29, that was, there was a Giants game. December 29. Yes, it was a Giants game. That was probably a Monday night game. Yeah.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I gotta be about four to morning, I'm good.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You gotta be streaming at four in the morning. Look at that, yo, I got a logo on.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm gonna do it now on purpose, bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You think on purpose? We for sure.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Bamonot. Bamonot. Bamonot. And then right now we're going.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Where we going?(Speaking In Foreign Language) What do you want to work? I'm okay, oh, tea. No, just get a bunch of money. Oh, tea, so you can afford a couple drinks. Drinks on you.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Bro! Why margaritas? Yeah, why margaritas? I like margaritas. Margaritas are all right. I like them. They're all right. Yeah, I don't cook them. Are they like fruity margaritas? You know where she go? Plain margaritas. Would you go to fucking, I don't think you went to regular, like the house one. We had great memories there of fucking stuff your face. Get those fucking fish balls. Those fish balls, those fish balls. I don't think my, can you fly home with that? Y'all remember what happened last time, right? Yeah, I know. That's why we gotta go. Brings back good memories. I'm so glad because, yeah, I wasn't the one. Got the munch? Me and Angel were both down bad after. I haven't had a strong bully from there in a while. Them fish balls are crazy though. Mama Oda. I can't do the fish ball anymore. Bamu. There's a lot of sugar in there. Nah, yeah, there's way too much. We can't eat meat with that anymore. We can't eat too much. We can't eat too much. Let's go poma nana. You can get some nachos with just cheese. Hey, Bamu Alune in serio, Bamu Alune. Come on, let's talk. Hey, Luane, Bamu Alase, you tenos a tenon que cada. Bamu al prosso moe bien in tozo. No more than eight o'clock. You can leave at seven if you want. No, I'm okay, but the game is over, man. Yo, bamu a re? Oh, yeah. Bamu a re, yai yai. Bamu a re, bamu a re, bamu a re. Jaga.(Laughing) Bamu a re, bamu a re. Damn, that's a good song. Raka ta. No, bamu a loone, no seriousness. I'm not saying it's just pain. Yeah. Ah. All right, I'll pay for the margaritas. Y'all pay for your own food. Yo, serie a. We drinking them.(Speaking In Foreign Language) He could if he wanted to.(Laughing) (Speaking In Foreign Language) Okay, Omega.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yes, where we going?(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'm going to Domingo.(Speaking In Foreign Language) You paid anyway, so it don't matter. Yes, it does matter, that's exactly why it matters.(Speaking In Foreign Language) What's the difference in price? Regular price, I think they're like 12 or 13, and Mondays are $5.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I live early.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Who worked more hours this past year? He got a trip, nah, he got a trip to Spain, he got a save. That was blood money, that don't count.(Speaking In Foreign Language) They can you went to the bayou and share?(Speaking In Foreign Language) They can buy flyers in the regionals, you know?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Okay, that's fine.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Everyone should be home by then.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Nah, I'll go, I'll go.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Go for it, like a drive. Is it just us or? Yeah, my coworker comes soon. Only one or all of them? Not all of them. Why not all of them? Yeah, why not all of them? They're not, they're not. So it's just you two, when you guys go out? Nah, sometimes there's more of us.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, all of them, bro.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, for my lord.(Speaking In Foreign Language) I'll make sure to put my phone, I do not disturb him.(Laughing) Yes. You gotta remind us. And on that note, people.(Speaking In Foreign Language) No, but whatever.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah, come on. Empty the clip, empty the clip. I actually thought that my boss found the podcast. You got possible. How was that? Huh? No, because one of my coworkers went up to her and I'd be eavesdropping on people. Like, which I don't dream of. And she was like, oh, I found this very interesting podcast. I'm like.(Laughing) And then they walked away, I'm like, fuck you. She about to call me into the office pretty soon. It didn't, she didn't. It wasn't that, it was something else. Aw. And on that note, take us away, man. Like, a worker is worried about you. About me? What did I do? Yeah. About the amount of shit he takes in the morning? Yeah, he was worried about you. He? Yeah. Yeah, but like 50 people in the company. Yeah. He's like, yeah, I'm worried about you, cause he takes three poops in the morning, that's a lot. It's not every day. Nah, man, you made it seem like it was every day. Nah, I remember. The way you said it made it seem like it was every day. You're not calling. You were generally worried. I rephrased myself, I said that it's not every day, it's every so often. It's a nervous pooch. Yeah. It's not not. Why are you getting nervous? Yeah, we're nervous. What's to get nervous about? I'm an anxious person. You're that fucking. Does that ever-- You may not seem like it on the outside, but he's anxious. I'm a overthinker, my brain is always constantly thinking. Don't think about it, just do it, but don't be about it. Just be like Nike, just do it. I do do it. I have the Adidas on, so he gotta switch teams right now. Mm-hmm, so where's that? So he got that mentality. Where's that?(Speaking In Foreign Language) Take it away. You fuck it. Take it away. You fuck it. Take it away. Take it away. Take it away. The beautiful thing is(Speaking In Foreign Language) Aww. And on that note, people, thank you for watching this beautiful episode, amazing episode, extraordinary episode of Bombato podcast. If you like the episode, please like, share, comment, subscribe.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Come on.(Speaking In Foreign Language) Yeah,(Speaking In Foreign Language) Bon Appetit. Bon Appetit camping.(Upbeat Music)