Things Got Heated: Podcast Drama & 1 Year of Podcasting | Episode 52

In this episode, things get real. What starts as a normal conversation quickly turns into unexpected drama, heated moments, and unfiltered reactions between the hosts.

The crew also takes time to reflect on one full year of podcasting, sharing lessons learned, behind-the-scenes insights, and what it really takes to stay consistent and grow a show.

From funny and awkward moments to honest discussions about content, competition, and future plans, this episode gives listeners a raw look at life behind the mic.

In this episode:

•  Podcast drama and real conversations 
•  Funny and embarrassing moments 
•  Behind-the-scenes podcast insights 
•  1-year anniversary reflections 
•  What’s next for the podcast 

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Warning, the following podcast contains opinions, jokes, and random thoughts that should absolutely not be taken seriously. We're not experts, professionals, or even mildly qualified to give advice. If you're looking for facts, maybe try Google. This is strictly for laughs, hot takes, and good vibes only. Proceed with caution and a sense of humor. And remember, Bomba'to!(Music) (Speaking Spanish) Happy Easter, happy Easter, happy Colo, happy Potter, and low Easter. Yeah.(Speaking Spanish) Wow. Wow. 52, 52. Damn, 52. Hey, I forgot about that 52 episodes deep in it. So deep that we're disgustingly deep. I know we ask this question every time. Did we really think we was going to make it to a year? Nah. I don't know. Once you start buying Yeah, I know. Once I bought that program, like, yeah, we're in it now. Once I bought the editing program, he's like, we're in it now. Once I bought that table, then we bought the stands, the lights, I'm like, nah, I don't know. We're in it now. We got to make something. We got to make something back. Yo, smell. Well, we made 20, 20 what?$24? What is it? 24? Come on, got 24. 22. 22. And? No. He didn't split it. 22 from one. Did they send the money? I haven't seen that. Or Elvis. No, man. Nah, second. I go, man. No. But you seen the one I gave you on Twitch. Every since we had that conversation. Every since we had the conversation. I haven't seen the ones, bro. I haven't turned my PS5 on in a minute. I haven't seen the ones, bro. I haven't excused them. He got rich. Who? You from the money I gave you. No, I use that money and I bought something with it. Wow. Oh, yeah. My is still in my cash. Breaking case of emergency. I'm gonna up one day and use it on my barber. Do you guys keep spare change? Yeah. You do? Yeah. You it. I got a, like a big ass tan picot bottle. No, mommy got a Oh, this Mommy got a one of like, like, like old as pennies. She keeps like old because you think, you know, some rare. Yeah. Some pennies are very rare. Yeah. And they're worth a lot of money. So it's like, I keep doing a couple of what they need at the house. She's like, in the cop, the like the full blown copper one. Oh, yeah. This is probably dirty, though. What? Those pennies. I know. They're pretty clean. They're just old. They're pretty. She can take them to, to like those people that, that, that like at those auctions that there's just a lot of things to go through. Is the process. It's a process. What if, what if she finds one that's worth like 45 grand or more because some of them do be expensive. What makes them like that expensive? They ain't that much for a penny is crazy. Or like if they had like a misprint. Yeah. That's very rare. Misprint of what? Like a typo type of Yeah. Typo or they will wait for anything. Or like they'll have like a it was rare double sided like the same thing like like that. And then also like depending on like the material because like back in the day when, you know, like different metals were readily. Isn't it copper? And now it's a mixture of like now with zinc and some other materials. But back in the day, like I think they stopped making pennies. They did. Yeah. Because it was costing more than a penny to make a penny. They're still in the circulation. It's just that they're not making new ones. Yeah. Who uses cash anymore? When I go to the barber shop. No, I just pay him with Apple. My barber ain't that. I look at the table. Yeah, I do. I may have to pay him looking for a new barber. Got a barber shop. They're being consistent. No, I get with what? Just the overall haircut. Like some weeks it comes out good. Then the next week. How do you judge a haircut? Do you judge a haircut the minute is done or do you give it a couple of days to settle it? Not the same day. Really? Yeah. As soon as I look at the mirror, like, yeah, that's just correct. That you get to tell like, like for mine right now, like my barber had to go to the yards. I went to the guy that's next to him and you could tell like on one of the corners, he didn't like make it square. It was a little rounded and I'm like, bro, I mean, but you didn't go to your guy though. No, but even with my guys sometimes he'll make like my beard like nice and crisp one week and then the next week is a little bit off. Like he's tired. He's tired. They're human. They make mistakes, you know? Yeah, I think I need to go to one of the younger barbers. Wow. The one they use the black gloves and the all the hot towel. Got the ring light right on your face. Record and everything. I got to get my haircut like a couple days. Ever since I was a kid, I've never liked my haircut the month that the minute I got out of here. Never. I never got out of the chair and was like, damn, I look good. Do you? It's always like a day or two after I'm like, damn, I actually came out. How often do you guys get haircuts? I get that last time I went to the barbershop for like five months, five months ago. But I, I, I show myself. Yeah. But for you, your hair, even when I used to go, even when I used to go, I mean, I still go for me. I go like ever like, and especially in the winter now, like, I mean, the winter is over now, but like I would just wear like a winter hat or something because it was always cold outside. See, for me, it's different because my hair, like yours, you can let it grow and it looks normal. Yeah, for me, I let I go two weeks without getting a haircut. I look like I mean, but like even when I would get a hair, I can do that. You're so easy. Simple. No, but even then, like I've never, I never let it get to the point where like, I got a machine. I want to hook you up real quick. Like I'll clean up the size and like that. Like I'll clean up my beard and like it always seems like that's one thing I won't do. I won't give myself a shape up. Can I've always done that. Can do it. I did it one time. I push this so far back, bro. Kind of line it up. Yeah. Great. But they sell the now that you get that does like the sea cubs, the line and all that that all you have to do is just put it and then you just thought that that that and then do the cert, the number. I'm better. I'm better than now, but. Uh huh. You know, you that up. No, even when I got a lot of guys just trying to like shape it up and share like when I like to learn. When did you just said, it? I don't know. It was right before the podcast started. Yeah, I was like, it. Like a year ago. My wife likes this I don't know why. Because you got married. What year? 2024 23 23. Yeah, two years. No, 24 to 25. Because it was around December. Yeah, he got married December 2024. Right? So about a year ago. And then we started the park as what? April 2025. Yeah. About a year ago. That's when you actually did it. Okay. I mean, I got it helps. I got the machines at home. I just Yeah, we are. We are. I'm a barber before I left on my trip. And you know, but I do smell me. Oh, but a wow. And I actually liked the way they're like, Oh, she looks nice. Like I'm gonna have to come here more often. Yeah. My barber, he gets worried about if I miss a week. Like you, you left me. No, because I go every week. Every week. Every week. Now every Saturday. You gotta go every two weeks. Every two weeks. I've done every two weeks. I'm telling you every two weeks. I look like I've been in jail. But do you touch it? Like it was a week. Do you do it? You like touch up yourself or no? I probably had a haircut. Probably like a movie like almost a month. Yeah. No, I gotta go. Yeah. When I used to get haircuts, I would get it like every month. I usually get it low though. So that's another thing. I get it low and my grows back within a week. So like I'll get my haircut on Saturday. By Wednesday, it looks like I didn't get a haircut. Oh yeah. No, no, no. You need that. You need that right. All right. That right blade. Like I literally get a one all around. And then I get my, and then I get the Brooklyn and then he does everything. Yeah, little high and the word body. It'll grow back door, but it'll grow back. It does grow back faster. You've got to, I did that once. I tried to do it myself, but I have patches all over my head. I had to go to the barber told them to give me a zero all around. Not because it wasn't, he wasn't going to be able to like even it out. They make some, some, some miracles. They make miracles. Yeah. This guy, he was like, yeah, I went to my barber this time before my trip. Wow. I was like, damn, no wonder being with you for like 15 years. He hooked me up during a COVID. That's a guy at the door. They see him though. He's right. He's, he's readily available. I remember he, that show was hilarious because we were sitting in the car in the parking lot and mind you, I never met him before. So I'm just sitting, I'm like, yo, where the is this guy at? And all I see is him coming out the door. Just looking around like I'm home. I'm like, bro, it's not that serious. I don't know. Got to be prepared to prepare and the them My barber, he was cutting hair during that one entire time and didn't tell me. I had to see just for that. You should switch. I was thinking about it. It's a nice new spot too. Now. Oh yeah. He remodeled it. He's still by the Yeah. Yeah. He remodeled. It looks nice in there now. Before we were like, we were struggling in here. We were like, it. That's why he said that to you. Cause now he got to make that money. Yeah. That's every time we've been, we've been with him for like so many years. Like he got to the point like every like December, we give him like a Christmas gift. So I would give him like, instead of paying like whatever thing, I'd give him like 40 bucks for a haircut. I'll give him a hundred. That'll be his God. And let me be your barber. They'll be, they'll be hit. No, but I was like once a year. That'll be his gift. I wouldn't do like every time. I got it. Yeah. Yeah. Little do better than me. No, I give him just the buddy. That's true. Hey man, I gotta eat too. Well, you take the razor to your head. That's it. You take a razor to your head. Wow. When I home, yeah. Yeah. It's I got the uh, the wall, like senior eclipse or whatever you want me to do for you. Give me 40 bucks. Oh no, no, no, no. He does like the, the big, the one on, you know, he does a um, uh, like a high faith with like a zero. So it's going all the way. Uh, then I tell the man. Yeah. He goes, he goes, he goes in, he goes in, he knows his hair. He knows that. He knows that. He knows that. I remember I went there on a Saturday. The day before he knows that I love me. They were at the barbershop all night long. I can tell you up. Yeah. I like the old male. But by the, uh, those are the words bro. Now she came up Chris. Yo, that light. During the holidays, they'd be drinking. I'm just looking at this and you're like, yo, you good. You good. He's a professional brother. Got that line. Do y'all be talking to your barber or you just sit there? Depends how I feel. I usually don't to me. I'll be going to sleep. You, oh, you're one of those that falls asleep. Yeah. It feels good. You know, he just grabs the head. I got it. I got it. Grab your what? Grab your head. Why are you sleeping? Yeah. Hey yo. Hey yo. Sometimes. Hat to toe. Hat to toe. Sometimes his fingers. A little bit. You're like, you're like. That whole entire concept of a haircut. If you really think about it, you're, that's the only time you allow a man to get so close to you and like caress your head, move your head all over the place. He's allowed. He's raised you with water. He's allowed. He get for no, this is funny. He's allowed. How the worst is the alcohol. I don't mind it. That's my favorite. That's my favorite part. I like it, but I hate it. Well, like he like this like sounds like he might not like Nick me with machine. He puts that little on. Yeah. Yo, smell. That's it. What is like a slow burn? The little like powdery. Oh, not going to meet that. When I like, like, uh, let's say you're like, you got like a little bubble. Yeah. And this is like, just trying to stop the bleeding. So he just was like, this is powder on you and like, you never had that. It's too local. That At first you don't feel it. Next thing you know, you just feel that little sting and that she's like, bro, that burns. Yeah. At least we gotta, we gotta say like we're not those, uh, like, Dominicans is barbers. Right? I feel like we're pretty good. But you see some videos on social media where people go to barbers and they get like rashes and on their heads and like, uh, some people that got that Bro, irritated and she come with the outlook at two. No, no, no, no, no, no. We're good. Never had never had a problem. That's why I don't shave. Like if I shave myself, I get like the irritation around my neck. Yeah, I can. I can. I try not to shave. I tell you, you used to just the machine. A lot of people use the, use like the single blade and all this. I have a single blade man. That's just, that's just, oh, it's good though. I like the single blade, but it's not, it's still every taste of I prefer going to the barber. I got a, I got a haircut in the yard for my what, for my wedding. And this is it. Put the uh, the, the, the, the blade. I get, well, he like shaped it up and everything local. And then he did it like he did a, he did a with the grain and against the grain. That was smooth, bro. Beautifully smooth. When that started growing back, you'll be, I had so great. The local that shows like, yo, why is it itching so much? That's when the alcohol actually helps. I feel like he put all going, thought of I know, but still, but I should, that was going back. You know, he came up, that was so itchy and I put like like after she lost you. Nada, Nada. She was, what's your after haircut routine? I gotta get a shower. I gotta shower. Yeah, I gotta shower. Get all the hair off. I don't know. It feels like you just hopped off a shower. You get like a gray haircut. You gotta get all the hair out. Yeah. But where's the hair? The residue. Oh, I have hair on my hair. Oh, my hair. Let's say like, that's itchy. Yeah. After you gotta get it off. I should be, I should only, only ears and too. Yeah. You gotta get that out. Usually much is I go home. That's a little, that is that. I go home, I wash my hair. I put hair grease and then I throw on my durag. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He a real one. He a real one. I could have sworn you did. No, I'm what it looks like. No, I'm saying, probably did. Back in the day. Genetics. I used to be malleasing. Yeah, genetics. Genetics. The waves. Oh, I know. Genetics. I gotta do nothing. I just brush. One of the good things that was passed down, right? Oh, yeah. The only thing that passed down. I remember one thing. God. I remember one time, my dad actually asked me, he was like, "Yo, how you get those waves on my hair?" You were not blessed. You were not blessed with the gig. You didn't get this good. You didn't got blessed. Got nervous. Ah, What was we saying? What was we saying? I don't know. About barbers. We're talking about barbers. We're talking about barbers. Oh, yeah. We got blessed with the good hair. Oh, yeah. Got blessed with the good hair. Nah, there's been a few people that they actually, and they're like, "Yo, what do you do?" It's gotten to the point where now, with people with waves, they have this whole routine where they do this... They lather it up, then they put the do-rag on, and they wet it, and then they let it air dry like that. And I'm just saying, I'm like, "I don't have to do any of that All I literally do is put hair grease in my hair, and I brush my hair and put on my do-rag. I can literally just go without doing any of that, brush a few times. Boom. I'm good. I was never like, "What do I have?" Like, hair routine type I don't give a You had good hair, though. Washed it. Barely. brushed it, man. Yeah.(Speaking Spanish) I want to know who...(Speaking Spanish) And I want honesty in the podcast. Who almost quit first? You. Yeah, you definitely. Me. I think you wanted a branch off. Yeah, you wanted your own branch off. Looking for other avenues of income and revenues and You almost quit on air. Yeah.(Laughter) (Speaking Spanish) You it. You it.(Speaking Spanish) That was you. Hell no, man. Yeah, it was. We were talking and you were like, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"(Laughter) And you were trying to get through your topics.(Speaking Spanish) Why did the chicken cross the road?(Laughter) I never had a thought of quitting. I just had... There were some days when I'm like, "I don't want to do this bro." Nah, I'll be honest. Definitely. It gets tough doing this at the time that we do it, especially knowing that we all have other responsibilities. It would be so much easier. Come OK. Hmm? Like work.(Speaking Spanish) Family.(Speaking Spanish) I think we're doing you know. Eh. Cropping up balls and saying-- Like I think it would be so much easier if we were to do this during the day, like in the morning. And we had no other responsibilities. This would be amazing. We didn't have to worry about going to work. We're really doing this doing that shit. Have we just strictly this? Show up. Huh? Show up. Do what you have to do and then leave. Show up, press record. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Done. Yeah, that'll be nice. One day. I have a dream. Do you remember the first episode that we did? The one that didn't air? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We still have the recording now, right? No. I definitely-- It should be in there. I don't know. That was a struggle. I don't know. Like-- What was the issue? The mics. The mic. The only con mind. Oh. Because we didn't have a mixer. Because we didn't have the mixtures and we got the mic. How the hell did we turn it do it? We connected the mics. It was like the USB mics. Like the adapter. Into the adapter, yeah, yeah. Into the laptop? Yeah. Yeah. So-- So it would only pick up one mic. Fraction set up. And we did what? Two hours, pretty much. And then they-- We should have recorded like 10 minutes and see if it worked in that. I could have sworn we did do that. And we said that it worked. I don't know. I don't remember.(Speaking Spanish) And it was a learning experience. Oh, we're still learning. Yeah. Yeah. As we go. Fraction. Like compared to now, we didn't have any of the lights and all those other setups. We literally just sat behind the desk with the phones pointed at each other. Yeah. Next step up, 8K cameras. Oh, yeah. I want to-- 8. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Where the hell are you going to put 8? Don't worry about it. Ooh, one under the table. Exclusive content. No, not 8 cameras. 8K. I know. 8, 8K cameras. Oh, shit. I thought you were-- Ah. But where will we put that? And what angles would you look at? Bro, you got to-- You got a wide angle. What kind of content are we creating at that point? 8K. You got exclusive. Hey, man. If we get to the point where we can buy those the Panasonic ones that I want to buy, I think there was like five grams each. Oh, yeah. I think he will be well off by then. Yeah, at that point. No, but let's say one wide shot. Ah, one for each of us. That's six right there. And then this is a round table. Seven to get two of them. And one disc to get two here. Eight. One under the table. Yes, so-- Why one under the table? Why the footsie content? You know what I know, you guys. If you guys need all this shit to happen under the table, yeah. Woo. We can create a movie out of it. OK. I have like an idea of-- We can't take vacation off. We're rusty. What the--(Laughter) We're rusty.(Interposing Voices) This is a struggle. We're rusty. We're rusty as This is like when we don't want to record type episode, and we have to record.(Speaking Spanish) You can tell. Honestly, we wanted to go to the park. Yeah, we wanted to go play catch and play baseball. We could have recorded-- That should have been the episode. I'm going to buy the meta classes. We're going to-- that'll be the episode. We said that last time. That'll be the episode. Just We get the-- The fucking mics. Yeah. I want to do this one and take a week off again. Right?(Laughter) Yeah. How are you going to do that?(Laughter) Do already two this week. What would y'all say is what is the hardest thing about doing this outside of having to record at the time that we record? The hardest part? Yeah. I would-- not even editing at this point. Actually, fixing the fucking clip, that's annoying. I would say it's coming up with the topics. Like, for me, I feel-- I feel like everybody has their own thing. Yeah. Like, you would say coming up with topics. You would say coming up with the clips. I would say fucking breaking up, breaking-- setting up, breaking down, setting up, breaking down. But we're gotten better at breaking shit down. No, just set up, though. It's like, I set up beforehand just to make sure that once everybody comes in, we get straight to recording. But setting up and fixing the mics and doing all this shit and-- There's a lot. Yeah.(Speaking Spanish) Yeah, but the clips is a part of the pain of the butt. Yeah, I tried to do them shits when you were gone. I was like, yeah, pala mella con ghetto. They going up some ways. They going up. Do it. They going up. You know what's fucked up? So what was it? When did I send that clip in the group chat with the transition and all that shit and the outro? Well, sometimes. I think it was Monday. Monday. No, it was Monday. It was Monday. It was Monday. So yo, I spent an hour and a half on a grande, the clip.(Speaking Spanish) Oh, they didn't-- They didn't show up. They didn't show up. Because you have to reschedule it now that they're editing. And everything looks nice and everything. I was looking at that bulk scheduling. It's actually not that bad. You just have to kind of tweak the time. Because all you have to do is you select the clips. So I do 21 clips for the whole week. We got 40 to play with. Yeah. And then you kind of just select the ones you want. And then you put the time frame that you want and how many per day. So usually, I'll give you around the time that we normally post, except for the late one, which posts is around like four-ish. But I'm saying, you could push it up to the time frame that we normally-- Wow. And it saves me time of going one by one by one by one.(Speaking Spanish) No, I'm saying it.(Speaking Spanish) I'm saying it's a lot easier going one by one by one. And you want the AI little handle. AI handle this shit.(Speaking Spanish) We need the human touch, OK? We need the human input. But the human input is in there. I'm selecting the video. Oh, yeah. You're just going to have a bulk schedule.(Speaking Spanish) Yeah. Yeah. I know your ass would have been-- Hell, yeah. I was thinking about it. I love you.(Speaking Spanish) Ah. Nah, man. That's a business. Everybody has their own--(Speaking Spanish) Oh, come on, Kenos. His struggle is just putting up-- His fucking thumbnail.(Speaking Spanish) At the center of me, I don't fucking thumbnails, bro. I'm looking at this shit. I'm like this. That is on the bar, too. I'm about to-- It's hard to come up with-- I'm about to make you fucking post some shit on the socials, too.(Speaking Spanish) He's like, oh, I'm done. Yeah, he's on YouTube. Yeah, I think I get a bigger cut. Yeah, I think I get-- He's on YouTube. Nah, but no. We're getting good traction on Facebook. I think that's the one that we're getting the most views. We get traction. It's just I feel that it's hard for you to compete with other-- because the other podcasts that I've seen that do pretty much the same thing that we do, they talk about a lot of the same topics that we do. And I just sit there and I'm like, how can we make ours get to the point that they're at doing the same thing? Because there's times where I look at the"You Should Know" podcast guys. And some of the topics, when they release their episode, the topics that they talk about, it's the shit that we talk about. How many views are they getting on their full video though? On the full video within the first hour, they're probably at like 10 to 20k. Because I've never tuned into a full video of theirs. I just see the clips. Nah, I watched the full video. We can fucking piggyback on their fucking audience and just use their hashtags. We can. But they already have an established audience, so they know. That's the hardest part. They're funny. Yeah. They're funny. They are. And for them, it's a little bit easier because it's just two of them. And they've-- one of the things that I've been trying to get you guys to do a little bit more is to--(Non-english Speech) No, talk more about your life. Maybe she'll just be two of us.(Interposing Voices) Bad day. I'm right here. This is all mine. This is what the paperwork says. What I've noticed is that people like podcasts that where the people just talk about themselves in their daily life. Even if it's boring, just talk about themselves. Because it's entertaining. Because you can relate to shit like that. Yeah. I was going to ask a question about something that happened, but I forgot. Maybe-- Forget him, man. Yeah. Get it rusty, bro. It's OK. We'll come back. Keep going. Got to get that eye to-- No, fucking-- I thought about it during the weekend. I forgot. I still haven't remembered.(Laughter) You got to write shit down. No, because it happens so quickly. Because I think I saw a post on Instagram. Oh, that'll be a cool topic. But I never like sanded. And it disappeared. And like, yeah. Shit like that, what I've been doing is I bookmark it. Wow. Yeah, I'm going to have to start doing that. I have to start doing that. And then I'm like, yeah, this shit's not good.(Speaking Spanish) One year's worth of nonsense. What a celebration. Yeah. This was--(Laughter) Our true celebration is going to be when we actually start making money. Are we-- are we-- Not our-- we. We're already making money. You know, they don't need to know that. No, but no. We're making bucco bucks. They don't need to know that. I would say when we reach at least 1,000 subscribers-- How many subscribers do we got? YouTube, we're close to 300. We're still at 2? 2,8, 4. We need 1,000? 2,78. We need 1,000? For what? To get monetized? No. How much do we need? Yeah, we need-- Is it 500? No, we're at the-- it's 500 for one of the-- Criterias. Criterias. 500 subscribers? Yeah, and then the other one is 1,000. 1,000 what? 1,000 subscribers. Wait, what? We need two? There's two different monetizing criteria for users. Oh, God. That's up here. No, but it's-- I mean, I'm telling you. You just got to keep going. It's a slow burn. It's a slow grind. And then you're just going to be like, you're going to wake up one day. Oh, shit. We're already there. Like on TikTok. Like, there'd be times like-- You don't need to have a TikTok, y'all. No, I open it. I open it. Because shit-- That shit got me fed up. There'd be days where I'll go the whole day without opening it, and then I'll open it up, and there'll be like 100 and something reactions, and then comments, and all this. So there's videos that are getting traction. It's just we have to capitalize on those. And I would say definitely I've been trying to control myself with just responding negatively. We need to get the-- We need to take your comment privileges away. Yeah, you're wrong with people. I was having a nice conversation with this dude about Batman and Iron Man. A very civilized conversation. I didn't respond to that. No, no, no. I'm just saying on Facebook. This dude was like-- about the Batman and Iron Man video. And he was like, anybody with time can-- if you give both the same amount of time, Iron Man will take it. I'm like, I agree. Then we went back and forth with it. That's the same argument I had. Glado. That's a fan he matters more. They're going to pay us. No? You're going to say not. My thing is that there be some--(Speaking Spanish) We're back. We are back, people.(Speaking Spanish) Yeah, but that's-- I just like it. I'm like, thank you. That's what I've been doing. Every so often, I'll be like-- I'll write a little, oh, yeah. Yeah, there was one like, oh, there was one that was like, oh, they're making it seem like that's a hot take. You're like, no. Oh, I just like it. Nobody has said that shit about the Batman movie. Being one of the best. You're one of the best. I'm like-- Nah, there was one guy. It was during Thanksgiving when we were talking about-- I forgot what it was. I think it was the Guandule thing when he was like-- Something Guandule or something. Yeah, and Wilson was like, what am I, gay? And bro, I kid you not, the guy literally-- I was just egging him on the whole entire time. And he kept going from Thanksgiving all the way until Saturday, just going at it, just going at it. And I'm like, dude, stop. There's no need. Persistent consistency. Why do you need to keep going? I don't care if it's-- But you hear what he said, though? I kept egging him and egging him at it. But then I wanted to stop. At first. At first, because he was like, oh. You pay what you care for? He was like, at first, all the cans that I've seen-- He's going to pay for it. He spelled this specific way. I'm like, bro, no, it's not. It spelled the Dominican way. He's like, nah, all the cans, they go this way. I was like, bro, not back in the day. They used to have it how this-- bro, and Thiebaud just kept going and going and going. I'm like, bro, pake. I feel like PR people have been one of their biggest supporters, especially that TikTok. Oh, yeah, that blew up. I think it was more love. Yeah. It's up to 84,000 views. What was that, Team Puerto Rico? Team Puerto Rico on Instagram re-shared it, that one. They got pens. Yeah. Pens. You know what I'm saying? We get a lot from them. We don't get a lot from our own people. Yeah. We need a cut. We need a cut. The team DR liked it. The team DR liked it. Yeah. The pod generated money from that shit. Yo, we need a cut.(Laughing) Hey, hey, hey, hey. The pod generated money from that shit. Hey, hey, hey. Because it tells you how much money you generate from each post. But can you-- you don't make that much of an idea, I think. You can. You can. Depending on how much you-- How much it is. But I just want that first dollar. You. We did make that first dollar. No, no. It was in Angel's pocket. No, the first dollar was on TikTok. No, but that didn't count. I want it on YouTube. Well, it's strictly from the videos, though. Yeah. Not from going live or nothing like that. Strictly from our video generated-- I'll be-- $1. Wow. On the video, on their page, on Instagram, it had 22,000 views. Ours and TikTok has more. Yeah. Well, yeah.(Non-english Speech) Yeah. Pluck up, pluck up. Yeah, we're rusty. We're rusty. Yeah, it is.(Non-english Speech) Y'all don't want to be here. Yeah, you got to commit. You got to commit. You got to commit. You got to commit. As soon as we get here, you're like, oh, yeah. What?(Non-english Speech) What was the embarrassing moment on camera during the podcast? Embarrassing? Or the moment where you just rewatch it and you're like, ah, I shouldn't have said that. I mean, I don't rewatch this anyway. You talk about me not being committed. Huh? No, that was one. It's not something I said. It was just the way it was clipped. It made me seem like I was-- I even forgot the argument. But it made me seem like I was against the popular opinion. It was about adoption. Some shit like that. It made me-- yeah, it made me seem like I was against adoption. And if you watch the whole video, obviously, that wasn't the point I was trying to make. They got you those clips. But then they--(Interposing Voices) Whoever made the clip.(Interposing Voices) Yo, let me watch this whole shit.(Interposing Voices) We'll pay good money for that shit. Yeah. It's doing his job. It's doing his job. All you see in the comments is like, how can you be against adoption? How can you be-- And I'm like, bro, that wasn't even the point that I was trying to make. That's how we get people to react. That's what we need, man. Anyway, I got to watch this whole video, because there's no way he said that. Yeah. I ain't nobody to watch it. That's true. That's true. I don't watch it so much. The one that was memorable in my head was when fucking Elvis yelled at me for the Romeo shit. Oh, bro. About Romeo having to do it, like having to do it wouldn't exist if it wasn't-- no. Romeo wouldn't exist if it wasn't-- Wasn't from him. He fucking just yelled at me? No, I don't know. That's not fair. He's had his moments where he got-- And I'm like, bro, why are you yelling? I pent up a garage. Imagine we wake up when our first videos goes viral. That would be crazy. I thought about it. Videos, at the beginning, one of those first freaking videos at the beginning goes like-- you wake up, it's like 5 million views. Like, yo, break it. Yo, we got to get that guy on the-- that does the-- Yeah. We were supposed to, but-- The rock music? What is his name? Andres. Andres Bass. I think we didn't do it because we didn't have-- We were beginning. We didn't figure out how to do the fucking the meeting setting, like have him on the screen while we talked to him and then mirror it. But now that I think we have since we did the live stream, we could do it that way too. I'll reach out to him. Yeah, because he made a video and Lenny, I think Max, commented on his name. I'm vibing through it. He got famous now. We just want to let you all. Of course, 100%. Now we want to. Oh, we talked about you. Yo, let me have another one here. I did too. I did too. Me then. I was the one that brought him out. Me then. I don't know this guy. I don't want to. That is a salon cat also. I don't know him. You were like, no, his voice is too deep. I don't want to hear. He's-- I try to protect him, but--(Non-english Speech) I was overruled.(Non-english Speech) How? It's the truth. Bro, the most memorable episode--(Non-english Speech) Memorable episode for you guys. Which one was it? I don't even remember. Most memorable? I don't even remember what we recorded last week. I would say it was the episode with-- That was a good one. That was a good episode. I feel like we need to do another Spanish episode. We do. I think we should do a little bit more Spanish episodes. I want to try, actually-- I don't think it's a feature yet. They should add it to how the captions, like for the shorts, have it both English and Spanish. I think you can put it in Spanish. No, you'd be one or the other. You can't do both. So I wanted to have-- I was speaking in English, but then we'll follow us the same-- we'll follow us speaking in Spanish below it too. So I want to do-- You just-- YouTube doesn't auto dub or stuff yet? No. It does, but it's just-- I really started too long. Oh. It needs to be under an hour. Shit, we've only had-- You're probably just dubbed. I would have known. Yeah, I said-- You gotta watch it. What do you do? Yeah, what do you do? I do those videos and shit, but I don't watch them. Come on, Kano. You gotta-- So how do you do them? How do you do them? Yeah, go off by whatever they-- No, whatever the time stamps say, and that's it. I better get that. Attach that point. So you do from five minutes to 15 minutes. You clip those-- No, I use the pencil topic. Sometimes I think I'm like, maybe I'll do this topic or combine them. It kind of depends what we talk about. That's hilarious. He don't even be carried. It could be straight bullshit. If it's funny, no. Honestly. This is a good part. Sometimes I try to make the title, and it has nothing to do with the topic to kind of see it.(Laughter) That helps. I mean, you got some hits in some of the videos. They're up there. Somebody not allowed either. I made that spreadsheet, too. That spreadsheet. Oh, shit. Go ahead and talk about that. Oh, yeah. Baseball. Survivor. I fucking hate the Red Sox. You polke. It's a little fucking acaros away, bro. I picked Milwaukee, thinking that. Simple reason. Well, but you picked the Ashland and got swept. I picked them because I thought that they were going to-- Red Sox gets to an awful start, and I pick Milwaukee because they're playing them. And I'm like, you know what? I'll probably get two wins out of this. They took one win out of the fucking series. Someone close to the top. Hey, who's got a-- I picked the race. And I think they're now-- Milwaukee's playing Washington now, I think. They're starting tomorrow. You could get those wins back. Washington's the disaster team. Wow. Nation's capital. Capital of the Nation. You're not going to introduce the new member? I am. I was going to get him. New member. New member. Got another cut. I cut one down. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I cut one down. He's the podcast's mascot. I cut one down now. Mascot, we got a mascot now. Our cut one down, buddy. Your cut one down. How you-- how you-- how you made this? Made it myself. I don't make fun, yeah. He charge you PT, that shit. I don't-- why use Excel? That's what I do. We got our new member. We got our new member of the park, an S. Queso Frito. I have a puppy. His name is Queso Frito. His name is Queso. Queso Frito. Queso Frito. Yeah, look at that. Look at that nice little puppy. Look at him. He's cute. He's great. I just-- I just had him on the plate, man. Yeah, he's a little puppy. He's a-- he has that puppy energy. And this is coming from the guy that didn't want a dog. Yeah, man. I gotta play the part, bro. I gotta play the part. Oh, he's getting blind now. He has dogs. He wanted that dog. Yeah. Can we get this one, please? I was not a part of the research. That was all Rosie. They get not a part of it. Like, I like this one more. I like this one. She was like, can we get this one? I'm like, I don't care. Oh, is he got him? Oh, yeah, I don't care. I just didn't want a big dog. Who plays with him more? I do. Nah.(Non-english Speech) Rosie does all the yelling to him. Hey, come back here. You gotta have like teething toys. Yeah. He's trying to like bite everything. Just with the dog, we're going to get views. Yeah. What do you think of the doggy? He's a Cavapoo. So he's half-- Cavapoo, poo. What is he, half Cavalier, Spaniel, and half poodle? Poodle-doodle.(Non-english Speech) Spaniard and doodle. Yeah. The heaviest-- Yeah, where you get the Spanish? Because of the ears. Why you get the Spaniard, dog? Because of the ears, the floppy ears. No, I'm saying, why you get it? The chill. They're chill dogs. The Spaniards. Yeah.(Non-english Speech) Yeah, but the heaviest he'll get is maybe 15 pounds. That's it. You should have gotten a Rottweiler. You got yourself a egg, she. I don't-- I don't-- Bro, if the dog's shit is bigger than mine, I don't want it. The point. Bro, I want a dog that is like-- No, protect you. That couch takes half of that couch right there. I can just walk in, take it, and just leave. Oh. This one? Yeah. Take it. Oh, yellow. Go ahead. Yeah, what the-- Ooh, you got no camera.(Laughter) You got no gear next week. Like, yo, I sold this shit. Where's the puppy? Ah. You know, San Antonio. I got camera. Yeah. That's him. There you go. Wow.(Non-english Singing) Yeah, he don't bark? He does? When he's looking at himself in the mirror. Wow. He scares. Put him on the mic, he needs a mic. He got some shit to say. Yeah. What's up, bro? What you got to say? What shit does on this? Yo, what's up, dog? What do you think about the current climate of the world? This shit is trash.(Non-english Speech) Oh, my god.(Non-english Speech) No, Vasali. No impolita. Hey. Probably be the one that blows, though.(Laughter) You got a magic? Because of the dog. Yo, put it in the thumbnail, man. The dog. We got a dog. That's the title. We got a mascot. We got a mascot. That'll be the title. Yeah.(Non-english Speech) We got a mascot. Wow.(Non-english Speech) What was the episode that went off the rails, like really off the rails? That one we had to delete shit? Oh, yeah. Oh. That one? Yeah. The brunch episode. Yeah.(Laughter) You and your European jokes? So if you guys don't know, there was an episode that we recorded early morning-- Yippee-ki-yay. Saturday. No, I want to tell the story. Early morning Saturday. Everybody was tired. It became a two-hour episode of shenanigans. And I think we went a little too overboard with what we said. And then we came back and tried to rerecord the episodes. That was horrible. That night. And we made the executive decision of just keeping the original video, but removing-- What was said? What was done? Oh, you wanted to ask? What was said? I'll say it. It was more of a-- You have to say anything. No, no, there are still things I can remove. It was more of a gesture. And then the topic about-- the topic about-- No, no, no, no. It was his shit. Both of his shit. Yeah, both of his shit. So it was the gesture. And then it was the topic about catching your parents in the act. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why we need the patron. Nah, you can't. Nah, it's too much. That's too much. Come on, guys. It's too much. That's too much. You pay-- you get people to pay for it. And it's uncensored. How uncensored can we get? Very uncensored. Apparently not. Apparently not, because I got from-- what is that famous guy, Tyler, whatever? Yeah, but that was-- He exposed the duties. And that was because-- That knocked off a patron. I mean, can we go that far? Yeah, can we-- how far can we go? How far? That's awesome. As far as you want to take it. How far have you taken it? Who, me? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I think that I've been fairly open with everybody. Whoa. It's open? It's open? You just let everybody enjoy it. Yeah, you do. I want you to do it myself. I feel that the people should know enough about me. Wow. You want them to know about you? Why not? You're OK. I have a question for you. Would you-- as we continue doing the podcast-- Yeah, you said you were going to ask her something. You said you had a question for me. I did. I think I asked it before. Do you remember your question? Yeah, I'm talking to my question. As we continue to record, would you let your significant others on the show and let people meet them? If I were-- If we have a wives episode-- I've thought about it, having a battle of the sexes. That'd be cool. I'm telling you, we've got to get the fucking metal glasses. I'm waiting for Wilson. No, no, no, no. He's just thinking about it. No, I thought about something in my mind and just--(Non-english Speech) Always cutting. I can't. Always cutting.(Non-english Speech) Oh, shit.(Non-english Speech) Whoa.(Non-english Speech) Whoa. That won't happen. Yeah, that's-- yeah. That won't happen. That might make it away. What are you writing? On the bottom. Ah. Yeah, that's why I was laughing.(Non-english Speech) Oh, there's-- No, La Bidez-- Wish one. La Bidez-- La Bidez-- Ah, yeah, you got options. La Bidez loca. You never know. La Bidez loca. La Bidez-- La Bidez muy loca. There was a time--(Non-english Speech) There was a time when they were suggesting them coming on the pod before we knew what we knew. To who? Who'll be the next fan member to be in the podcast? That's a good question. I was-- I'm trying to think who. I was thinking maybe Chris Manley. She would be a good-- Have like a little-- Conversation. I'm going to love Island fucking episode. She can tell stories about Carter. Maybe. I'm going to love Island.(Non-english Speech) You can't buy something. You can't buy something. You can't buy something. You can't buy something.(Non-english Speech) What happened? Like, I've been wanting-- Yeah, what else you got here, bro? I've been wanting it. I've been wanting it.(Non-english Speech) Who lies the most on the pod?(Laughter) What? Hey, what's the biggest lesson we learned doing this weekly? How about that? What happened?(Non-english Speech) What were you just going to say? Were you going to say something?(Laughter) (Non-english Speech) I'm going to love Island. Yeah. I don't know who has lied the most on here. Lied the most? I don't know. Have you lied about your pillow? No, I've not. That was the truth and nothing but the truth. That was so truth right there. So help me God. I think that was one of the most memorable moments. That was a good one. Everybody brings it up. Is it memorable? Because I'm trying to forget it. Because I never did it. You got to do it. Look at how-- look at how that was over there. I still don't understand it. No, no, I'm not going to-- Because you haven't tried it. You made a live demonstration right there. Just put it-- just upload it to Patreon. Who's the most dramatic? dramatic. I would say Elvis. It's hard to say Elvis when he's not here. Yeah. I still say him. It's between me and him. Definitely. We go at it sometime. Yeah. Definitely you. You're dramatic. You got to drive my queen. Yeah, that's-- fuck you.(Laughter) Oh, yeah, I'll give you all that. Remember, y'all were arguing about the fast food? Yeah. You got mad? I didn't get mad. No, you got-- Yeah, you got mad. You got mad about it. You got the fucking-- So, Aparna, did you finish your land? You didn't have fast food? I did, actually. Have you had fast food? No. I had one day today, actually. I actually had spicy nuggets. I actually felt good knowing that I completed it. Nice.(Applause) I'm proud of you. That was a great challenge for you. I know it was very hard. It was. We came through in the clutch. I'm very proud of you. I think I'm going to-- You're an amazing guy. I think I'm going to-- You're a great guy. I'm proud of you. Smarts Friday, you know? Smarts Friday, yeah. You're giving up that. You're getting faster tomorrow, watch. Yeah, definitely. But we're proud of you, OK? Yeah. We're proud of you. We're proud of you, you know?(Laughter) (Interposing Voices) (Applause) Yay!(Laughter) All right. This one's going to be a fun one. This might get us a little riled up. Ooh. Who carried the pod throughout the year? Come on. Who carried the pod throughout the year?(Inaudible) (Laughter) (Inaudible) Honestly?(Inaudible) Honestly, Elvis. With the clips. He's the one that has the most views. Yeah, he has the one that has the most views.(Inaudible) (Laughter) (Inaudible) This wanted to hate. He's like, yeah. Hang about it, bro. How many views do we have in that one video on TikTok? Uh, I think he's close to 20. The one with the family? Like, you know, his parents? I think they're like 20 something? Yeah. And the girl's parents. 24,000 views. 23,000. 23,000. What was this? It was one of our earlier videos. So I'll play it. Wait, wait. Let me just restart it. Girls, parents that you're dating, doesn't like you. Yes. That's what we're sitting over there. At that point, you leave it up to her to decide if she wants to follow her parents' wishes and end it or-- Bunch of bullshit. That's tough, bro, because I'll be honest with you. It's a bunch of bullshit. It's important that my family likes the person that I'm dating but also, likewise, because--(Non-english Speech) Oh.(Laughter) (Non-english Speech) The one with Chipotle got a lot. I think a lot of you. Yeah, that one's at 34. Really? Yeah, it is. Chipotle's not fast food, god damn it.(Inaudible) I don't go on the TikTok anymore. So with that one, people were stuck on the prepackaged portion of that. Yeah. What they were saying, that is not? No, they're like, oh, everything comes prepackaged. So then that means it's fast food. And then they were like, oh, but it's fresh, the chicken, even though it comes-- They have to cook it. They cook it. They cook it right there. What I was trying to say was that a lot of the stuff that they have comes already premade. All they have to do is just reheat it up. No, I think they have to cook the chicken. No, I'm saying, there's a lot of the things-- the beans, they don't cook them. They can think about it as like-- it's not, but the way it makes sense in my mind is frozen food. It's already made. It's frozen. All you got to do is just cook it again. Yeah, like the chicken gets cooked. The steak gets cooked, I assume. I don't work for Chipotle, so I wouldn't fucking know. But what I was trying to say was that everything comes already prepackaged, like the beans, the vegetables, the corn and all that shit, and all they have to do is just reheat it. They don't do shit. No, but yeah, that one-- I was just like, bro, people were just stuck on the prepackaged shit. It was a topic. And it was. It was a topic, though. I did. That's a Chipotle snap fat sweet. Wow. So by now, that'll be easy. Who would survive without the podcast? So let's say the podcast ends today. I mean, I don't know. I think we could. Yeah, I think we could. By now, we could all survive. Right now, we're just ending for the game. Yeah. Yeah, when we start making money, then there's-- that'll be a different story. Who do you think would be the first one to leave down the line? Leave? Or like, not leave, but kind of step away. You. Ah, brah. I mean, you did say you want to go behind the scenes. Yeah, he want to hit behind the scenes. You're a producer. Yeah. I don't want to be in camera. Yeah. I don't want to be on the scene. I'm a producer. We have multiple choices in the network. Yeah, I'm going to produce this topic here. I'm thinking of expanding the brand. What's wrong with that? Is there anything wrong with that? You got to be our HR. That's it. Yeah. No, I don't want to be HR. Why not? Because I don't. We are HR. No. Going to protect us. We get our own HR for that. Oh, no. He'd be the HR. Yeah. You're a good HR. You know how to tell people, no. He gives a discount. You're going to be talking to people. Yeah. I'm definitely not. You can tell them to-- Yeah. Like, this is the most talking that I do. Like, at work, I barely talk to people. Wow. Wow. Is that why your voice is so deep? Yeah. Because you don't talk? Apparently.(Laughter) Why? Careful, man. Careful, man. Careful, man. Careful, man. Careful. First time you saw us.(Laughter) You're rusty, bro. You're rusty, bro. You're rusty, bro. We are rusty. All right. That's one doubt that you had that you didn't want to say it. That's one doubt. We're scraping the bottom of the barrel. This one, bro. We are fucking struggling to the finish line with this one. Bro, where we at? Where we at? We right at that word.(Interposing Voices) No, I'm not going to go with that one. No energy. What happened? Yeah, give us some. How's your week been going? Yeah. Yeah, that's how-- that was my bad. No problem. That was my bad. I didn't start. I didn't start. How was you guys' week? How was you guys' week?(Speaking Spanish) It's been an eventful. It's been quiet.(Speaking Spanish) Nothing really.(Speaking Spanish) Nothing happened. It's been a quiet week. Like, I went to work Monday. Work from home on Tuesday. I went to work on Monday. One Tuesday. One Wednesday. Thought about not going Thursday, but I went Thursday. No, no, no. You were already thinking about quitting already? No, I worked from home on Tuesday. What do you do besides work? What, on Tuesday? No, in general. I play that movie The Show on Monday, and then I decided to give it up, give a rest on it. Never give up. The game is just beyond some bullshit. We had an epic comeback the other day. Yeah, on Saturday, bro, we did a co-op game. Was it streamed? Huh? Was it streamed? Nah, we should have. We were losing, what was it, 3-1? Yeah, no, because we had two. We won the second one with a walk off. You see? Side hustles. Was it 3-2? Yeah, no, I think it was 3-1, because we scored the first one and then he scored 3. Yeah, look at that. But it was two home runs. It was one a tie and then one a walk at all. It didn't happen, it was in a quarter, so. How we know? I don't know if you guys are not lying. How about you, Angel? You could ask Carter. He was there. Carter was there. Bro, I'm not know this. Tell me why. Yeah, how was I just reading? No, why happened? Tell me why. Tell me why. Emmy and Carter, they were on the headset. That was the cutest fucking thing ever, bro. Yo, your own kids be the ones that be your downfall, bro. What is that? Tell me why. Emmy was like,"Well, she said when I grow up, I want to have a big belly like my dad." And Carter was like, "Yeah, I know, he has a big belly." That's right. I'm like, "Yo, what the fuck? I didn't even do nothing to you, motherfucker." That's a compliment. They're like, "You're speaking the truth." Big bellies are in. Yeah, they are. She didn't mean it that way. Why'd you want a big belly? Yeah, I want a big belly. And then they were insulting each other, calling themselves boogerheads. There's some shit like that. I'm just like, "What the hell?" That was the cutest thing ever, because they were talking about like, I think Emmy was like, "Carter, you need to come over to see my room." And then Carter was like,"Yeah, but I--" What was it?"My mom used to ask your dad for--" He's asking your dad for us to come over, and I'm just like, "Yeah." He's mindful, though. Yeah, at least. There's only two of them, man. They're getting older, man. There's nobody else. That's it. We need more. We get to work and get to work and get to working, guys. Come on, get to work. Get to working. Come on, get to work, man. You're back. Right? You're talking about-- You almost married. Huh? You almost married. At this point, man. She might as well be. Damn, why me? You guys are so good. Everybody else is actually married. That's what I'm saying. You're talking about-- You literally-- you're out of this table. No, I can't do before I get married. You're the next stable relationship out of the married guys, and then your relationship is the next-- I'm talking to you guys. I'm talking to you. But the way that I'm saying is-- Wow, it's me. Why is it me? Because out of the-- All the friends is on you? Out of the remaining cousins, you're the-- well, outside of Stephanie, you have the stable relationship. We suck. So get to work, man. I can't get married. Remember, remember, no parachute. Remember, no parachute. No parachute. I can't. I can't. I remember. I remember no parachute. I want to do before I got to get married first. No parachute. It's against the rules, the Bible. Wow, look at this decay. Bruh, the shit you-- After all you went through, like-- The shit you-- Yeah, yeah. The shit you've done-- What? That's the creation of these pillows? It's not right on the tablets. It's not right on the tablets. It says that you should not give in to temptation. That's temptation, my guy. That's pillows temptation. But are they picking up? No, but the pillows, nobody else. That's just me. If you do it with somebody else's words, you're supposed to do it. But doesn't the Bible says that if you're going to have relationships, it should be between a man and a woman? No, it can't be man and man. It can be man and a pillow. Hey, hey. Man and a pillow? Yeah, well, I'm with a man and a pillow. You, you-- You give it to-- Pillow rights. The pillow how we coming, the pillow, the pillow. That was your week. That was your week. That was pretty good, man. What'd you do? I'm in there. Yo, this is shit, yo, yeah. You sound like that beaver. Where your clothes at? Where your clothes at? You never seen that? What, no? Like the one where the guy invites the girl over and she's just like, oh, this place is nice. And then she turns around and the dude's butt naked and she's like, where you clothes at, man? The people's like, yeah. No, I had a pretty good week. Sunday I went with my girl, my mom, to Korean barbecue. Wow. Wow. It was up north. My mom's first time. Leguto. She liked it. She enjoyed it. Wow. Is it like the one that you cooked the meat in front of? Yeah, but they usually help too, but it's right there, yeah. It was pretty easy, yeah. Beef, pork. A little bit of everything. Chicken. Yeah, mom enjoyed it. It was a good time. I'm glad she enjoyed it. Nice. Nah, not too bad. I was full. Good money's worth. Not the plata that come with it. Nah, I did good because I had it like with the lettuce on the side, you know? And the salad, so it was only meat. You had the, the, the, the gogis? Yeah, the beefo gogi. Some, some, what's it called? Short ribs. No, it's like some dumplings. Ooh. Some other shit. See, that's what I'm saying. Might as well just get married, bro. You already, you already living that life. You got a dog. You go to the park with the dog. Tula limpia. Tula limpia. Take pictures with it. You be watching series with your girl. Locambia. Do you, when you watch TV with your girl, like let's say you guys are watching a show on Netflix, do you wait for her to watch the show? I've only had. Or do you go ahead without her? Like if she be like, oh, not today, you're like, fuck it, I'm just watching. The only show we watch the show, she's already watched, so I kind of, if you don't want to watch the show, she's already watching. We've only did that one until we've loved Island. I'll say, you know, I was married. I'm watching Love Island. I haven't even watched that shit. I haven't even watched their life together. Wow. That's what I'm having either. That's what I'm like, oh, so. La Isla de la Mor. Do you guys do that? What? Like if you're watching a show with your wives and you're like, yo, I want to keep watching the show. They're like, no, not today. Do you just watch it in secret and not tell them? Nope. I've been trying to finish a show with my wife for two years. What show is this? Uh, I don't know. For me, it was. All right. Can't remember the fucking name. It's like, uh, in the last season and we've yet to get through it. Something, something supernatural shit about witches and vampires and something like that. It's on Netflix, but only the bigger public's not here. So even if you wanted to, you could. I mean, I could just put a VPN on you so I can do it. But. Or like I hate that. I need. Like I hate that. Where you get that from? You gave it to me. I think I have the end though. I think I have the end though. We both going down. We both. All of us. Come on. I haven't done that with the show recently. I haven't done it. We actually the pit was the one reason we walked together. Like we would just stop watching it. And whenever we had time, we just get together and just watch that shit. I got to finish it. I got not finished. I still got to. I got to catch up. I haven't watched like the last three episodes. I've been trying to get mainly to watch shrinking on. That one's a going. Oh, this is a new season came up. I will tell you your friends and neighbors. But they got the guy that was on him. Yeah, I think that was a land man or something like that. Land man. I think that was a good show too. What else? Oh, they're that were born again season two. I've been watching that. But I watch about myself. She's not watching sports for your girl. They don't care about sports like that. So she'll sit there and she'll sit there and like look up and just ask me like, Oh, who are they playing? What's the score? What inning? And then she'll ask about the Mets and I'm like, I don't really care about the Mets, but I'll give her the score either way. No, it's nice for them to ask. Yeah. Pretend like they care. I'm like, I don't care. I'm like, oh, you know, I'm like, I'm like, no, I'm like, that's not even the best. I have no idea. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, oh, you know, I don't care. I'm like, I'm not gonna get the money. I'm just like, okay, that's a TV engine. So you suck. She'd be taxing me to. I'm thinking the terrible thing is a valid point though. The last two games. Yeah. Yes. Early, early. Early. We're getting no. Are fucking like good right now. Yeah. The rock. I think we're getting no hits. But they know today. Oh, yeah. Thank you. Yeah. At least at least. I what? Eight and three. Eight and four. Eight and four. So it's better than us. Yeah. But we're three and seven. I think I like for me. I think you're you're one. We want the fucking one to oh, yeah, four four. Yeah, because we want the other fucking keep the team. The guy that we that we traded for the Cardinals. It's a great sunny gray. He won. Ah, yeah. It's too wind. Good job Milwaukee. That's good. Get them on the court. I'm laughing. Good job Milwaukee. I was like damn. Well, that's why I don't look at the team that they're facing. Because you-- That's the only way you got to do it now. I just choose. I just choose. I pick the teams that I feel like are not going to win. Because they could probably going to win. I was like, I don't even know what the Rays are doing right now. I don't know if they're going to get it. You got to pick whatever, you know, whatever just comes to mind. Don't be thinking. So wait. Should have picked the A's. I also did-- So does it really-- when you pick the team, you can't pick them again. I see that the red mark. So if I go here and try to pick the color-- Oh, obviously what I'm saying is just to be a key in terms of what not to pick. It will be red. Oh, you already picked that team. You can't pick it again.(Non-english Speech) I'm trying to keep the big contenders for the later weeks. You better be in the slump. You might be in the slump. You never know. No, because I think by the time that they get later into the season, they'll be-- Baseball season is in roller coaster. Yeah, you got to pick the Mets before the All-Star break. Yeah. So I'm trying to get rid of the-- Yeah, you saw that. What's going on with Lindor and Soto, man? I don't feel like that's real. I don't know. Apparently, they moved their lockers from opposite sides from each other. It definitely is something. There's never something going on there. But you would think they would hash it out. I don't know. Because how long is Lindor on the Mets for now? For probably like six or seven years. That's a lot of years playing together. No, Soto. No, this was Soto's first-- last year was his first year. That's what I'm saying. Like for them to have beef or whatever the case may be, like for the next six years? I guess since 20-- oh, no, not that long. 2021. I mean, six years now? Maybe one, because remember, he comes in-- When does his contract expire? I mean, maybe because Soto's like the alpha. Yeah, the alpha dog. So he's with the Mets until 2031. 31? So that's what? Five years? The Mets will still be playing Bobby Bonilla. Yeah. You think-- what is it? He's 35? 25, 35. So they're going to be on the same team for the next five years. They got to figure it out. Unless they're going to trade Lindor. I said, you don't-- Trade him to the Red Sox. Lindor. He bucking. Don't worry about it. We'll give some pieces out. That's a lot of money in that contract. That's a lot of money. John Henry don't want to-- That's a lot of money. If it was Liverpool, who would the Red Sox even trade? Don't worry about it. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. Farm system players? Yeah, we'll figure it out. They could trade a guy-- I don't think the Mets have anybody anymore in the form. We traded the freaking password. I kind of like that, dude. The password. Bro, the guy from the Pirates. Oh, he got paid without playing a fucking MLB game. Griffin, bro, he's going to-- Yo. You know who's going to-- that I saw a post and-- What about that? So they offer him a contract, right? What's Post-Keene's contract? Is it for him one or right here now? I don't think so. He's probably going to decline it. He's just throwing his rookie down, huh? I think this is a start to your-- Because they offer him-- they offer the rookie, the hitter. But I think it was probably declining, because he's probably going to get more. So he knows he's going to get more. The other guy-- Maybe he just doesn't want to be there. The other guy is a rookie. I mean, what do you want to be doing? He's still with the team until 29. He's still on the team. He's on his rookie, dude. He's not going to get more hours. Yeah, and obviously with those, because you go through arbitration. Yeah. So since he's like one side young, he'll probably be making side young money. I'm sure that they have to try to at least keep him, because I don't think-- Donner do not care. He do not care. What's the point of having a generational talent like that to let them just walk? They don't want to pay that money. It's a lot of money. But yeah, you want to pay the shortstop that hasn't played a game. Honestly, I was looking at his thing. He doesn't go deep into games. I think-- I mean, at least this season, anyway. Even if people got six innings, six and a half innings. That's everybody, though. Yeah, but you would think you need to go-- anybody go seven, you're like, oh, wow, he won seven. Because you guys are also taking them hours and hours. The average now is like what, six innings? Bro, like, I need somebody-- A lot of people don't-- I have more like, you know, complete games. What is this? These sports-- Complete games. These sports science people. That's how I keep-- Max Reed threw 105 pitchers the other day, and I thought his arm was going to blow off on the mound. The fucking-- the Marlins won a counter. I think he-- Yeah, he wanted to stay. He wanted to stay. He finished the game, though. No, he did take them out. No, he did. He did a complete game, 93 pitchers. No, he took them out. No, he did. I swear they took them out. No, he did. No, he did the complete game. Well, cancer? Yeah. Nowhere. I still have fucking news that they took him out. No, he did. I think he-- What's that a different game? Yeah, he did the fucking-- because I remember, like, dang, he did 93 full game. Bro. Yeah, because I remember at the end, he was talking about it. He kept on so-- hey, what's going on? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. El Queso has his own Instagram page. Queso Fredo? I say the name. I hear you're getting more promotions. Free plug. Yeah, let me know. So Skeen is making 1.085 mil on-- So this dude's making more than Skeen's. Yeah. Right now. We're not even playing an MLB game. He's on a rookie contract. So this is his rookie-- That's what I'm saying. He's rookie deal. He ended up with Roman Anthony's deal? No, they gave him his magazine. And Roman Anthony signed. Yeah. He signed the year that he last year. He came up. Yeah, he came up. The same shit with Campbell, even though I don't-- His arm sucks. Oh, my god. His mechanics are horrible. That shit looks worse than Johnny Damon. Bro. I can put it a lot on the word. ZH? Sam's a little better than him. We're going to put him in DH or something. What the hell is that? We've got to put Story out of DH. You can't put-- you can't put a young guy in DH, though. You can't have a young guy like that in DH. You've got to put Story at DH. And then you put-- That arm is terrible. They've been alternating on him and-- He's got to hit the car. Because he just hit that car. Or just hit him and play first. Nah, he can play good off. I mean, yeah. First-- Yo, just hit the car. That's all you got to do. Hit the car. Because then-- He came and hit the fucking car, bro. He can't even hit the car. You saw that throw, bro? You saw that fucking throw? Who's at DH now? It's-- Yes, sir. So you have-- They don't want to-- yeah, they don't want to clog up the fuck. So you have Yoshida. Yeah, I was going to say. You have Duran-- What is Yoshida playing? What position does Yoshida play? I think it's the outfield. Leftfield. You know who's your-- I'm mad we didn't get that fucking guy that the White Toss got. Makamura. He kind of came back down, though. Yo, he's going to be a beast. I don't know. Beast. It's the White Toss. They'll trade him. That's what I'm saying. Eventually. They'll trade him to the Red Toss. Because-- Got good business. Because what it is, you guys with the Pirates and Oakland, the White Toss are-- What is this? What is this? The Oakland player? This would look good? Nick Kurtz. Nick Kurtz. There's another one, too. Say that fast three times. No, no, no, no. There's-- no. That's what I-- I'm stating correctly three times. That's what I was going to say. Oakland? My Nick Hurked.(Laughter) I thought Oakland, if you look at their young players-- Stay distinct. Bro. They were like that last time. And then once you got to pay them-- They are stacked. I wonder-- I wonder how much money that guy's going to get. Nick. Nick. Nicky, Nicky. Nick Kurtz. What the heck? He's pretty good. He just signed his-- They could sign it? Yeah, he signed a lot. Because I think now they kind of have to, because they're moving in Las Vegas. So they actually have to. Well, they have money. They have to, actually. That's the thing. Let me tell you. Let me tell you how to floor. That's the thing, the$150 million floor. Tor Mundo. Everybody got to be at least $750 million. That'd be more competitive. And then offered-- Yeah, well, because I'm a guy who recorded 130 mil, which is unlikely to be accepted. Before the C. For who? For Nick Kurtz. They all for him? Yeah. That was fake money. That wasn't even real. They didn't even got that much. But he's under team control until 2030. So it was like-- Wow. 2030. Yeah, I would trade for him. OK. We need Jesus. We need a bat. We need a bat. We need a power hitter. Well, I would be angry to get a bat, too. When you're fucking coming-- We need Camonaro on our team. When you're Camonaro, we'll solve our problems. Third base and power hitter. 40 homers. Yeah. Don't fall for that raised trap. Yeah. Don't fall for that trap. Yeah, but la, la, la. Don't fall for that trap. Every single raised player we've taken has been absolutely-- If they want to give you a player, don't take it. Yeah. Who's going to take it from him? Because David Price gave us what? A good maybe half of his season? Got the legend, Karl Crawford. Oh, my god. That guy was a fucking-- I don't know. Pariah on that team, bro. I mean, who are the power hitters in the game right now? Judge, Otani, Shorber. You know who it is, but-- We should have signed the mother. You know who it really is, but you normally mention him because he's not that consistent. O'Neal Cruz. He has like the hardest fucking hit ball ever. Yo, he got jacked, bro. O'Neal Cruz on the Pirates, right? Yeah. He can hit it hard. He has a fucking liability out in that outfield, though. That guy cannot play for his life. Isn't he a shortstop? No, he's a center. But now they put him in the outfield? Mm-hmm. He's all that mold, man. He plays center opening day against the Mets. And he's two plays. He's a shortstop. What was-- oh, what was that name of the guy? O'Neal Cruz? Yeah. That was his glove. That was why he was on sale. Yeah, I know. You ain't going to catch shit with it, bro. That was why he was on sale.(Laughs) That was why he was on sale. I just remember now. Hey, I just said, I just looked up clearance. But have you noticed that recently, where in baseball, they're moving players in positions they don't regularly play? Mm-hmm. That analytics. Yeah. Yeah. Bro, you had Ryan McMahon play shortstop for the first time. Bro, I do this atrocious. Yeah. How can you-- Why is that like 50? Is that like a 50? That's literally his-- No, it was a 0.07. Bro. That was before the game started today. No, 0.7. No, 0.07. Because it was 0.87. No, it's 0.07. Oh, not 0.07. 0.07? 0.07. No, because that has two hits. It can't be-- No, it's 0.07. Bring up ball people. Bring up ball people. At this point, we're going to-- Well, this dude is batting fucking under 100. So what are you guys going to do with Dominguez? Who knows? We'll just keep him there just to have-- No, trade it to us. Yeah, just going to knock. Trade it to us. Come on. We'll get him. We'll get him. We'll get him in shape. Yeah, I just literally have that kid-- It went down. What is it, though? 0.069. Oh, but that's 69. No, 0.069. 69. Like you have-- 0.1 is 100. OK, but I'm talking about-- I'm thinking it's like 0.000. No. Like, actually like 7 instead of 70. Damn. Damn, you know how ass that is? He struck out like what, half the times? That dude is terrible. It gives me confidence. Like, damn, I really could be on this team. I don't want to. You can. We could be on the team. You could probably try out with him. Bro, you could be on the team. Go to-- He's 2 for 29. Go to 7 for 10. Go to season. And go try out for the team. Yeah, that's true. I'm a cheap cost. And be like, hey, protect the prospects. There you go, bro. Bada-da-da-da-be. Talk to Brian Cashman, you know. Like, yo. He has two RBIs, though. Oh, yeah. 7 walks. I think he's been a fucking atrocious jazz. Yeah. His mind-- he let that 30 for 30 get there. Honestly, yeah, I think he's overrated, too. I've been said he's overrated. Like, bro, like, he-- Trying to always hit home runs. And then the playoffs is going to keep striking. To be honest with you, he's not a team player. How about-- no, he's not. He's not. The highest batting average McVann has ever had is in 2021. He had a 254. That was in fucking-- What's the name of the best-- the third baseman? For God. For who? For the league, besides Ramirez. Best third baseman? Machado? Yeah, besides him. Bregman? Bregman? No. It's another white guy. I forgot his name. Is it a white-- does it play short, or is it third base? A white guy. What team? The white guy's third base. Yeah, seriously. Alex Brett, Matt Chapman? Tabin. What does Gunnar Henderson play? Is it short? Short. It's short, right? That's Orioles. Well, they've been trying Gunnar Henderson at third, though. Who played third for Team USA? Alex Bregman. Was it Bregman? No, they sent him out. You got Jose Ramirez, Max Muncie, Alex Bregman, Manny Machado, Matt Chapman, Junior Camanero. We need one of those people. We need somebody. We need Jesus. Top third basements in MLB right now. So you have Ramirez, Austin Riley. Oh, maybe Riley. Number 10, Eugenio Suarez. He's a horrible defender. Yeah, that's kind of-- I kind of rank it down a screw. Isaac Paredes from Tampa. Wow. Wait, I thought-- No, no, no. He's from Houston, my mistake. I think it was Henderson. Bo Bachete. Yeah, Bo Bachete. Bo Bachete. He's playing third now. Yeah, he's playing third. Oh, you're not so funny. Chapman, Alex Bregman, Max Muncie, and Jose Ramirez. There's lots of more players around. Besides the obvious, maybe three, power hitters. Consistent power hitters. You got these people like-- you see some of those stats with Manner and Merriss and David Ortiz batting 3.14 with 45 homers. Oh, you're never going to get that. And 150 RBIs and shit. Bro, they'll be paying so much money nowadays, bro. It'll be ridiculous. I think that we'll get paid more than Otani. If they hit the fucking number.(Inaudible) They'd probably make them just hit home runs. I don't think they will let them, because nowadays all it is is exit velocity. Bro, it's so fucking boring. Yeah, it is. Yeah, it looks like-- People don't even know how to bunt anymore. They really don't. Bro, they-- Yo, they don't know how to bunt. But this is not like-- Shorver, he strikes out a lot, though. But when he makes contact, he makes contact better. I was going to say Royce Lewis, but he can't-- Power out to Stan. He's actually moving this year. I'm like, wow. We got a solid base. He got fucking-- he got some kind of miracle drug on his knees or something. Kukonya, the brother's moving. The homie IKF. Damn, so he went from Yankees to Toronto, not the-- Yeah, there's not that many power hitters in the game anymore. IKF in the corner. Konya? Would you consider Konya a power hitter? Not really. More of a contact. Contact? Yeah, I would say contact. Power hitter, power hitter. Power hitter. It's because Dave is just hitting-- Like, you know what I mean? Like, back in the day, you had fucking Barry Bos, Maguire, Sosa, David-- You're judging Otani? I don't think there's that coming to mind like that. Like, right? Like, there's not-- But Otani's also fine. Who? Paul Raleigh, but he's been trapped. Who? Raleigh. Really? Who the fuck is that? Catcher. Nah, he strikes out a lot, too. He was like-- he was-- wasn't he about like $250 or $240 or something like that? Well, that's normally-- From Seattle? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the catcher. Nah. He's like, nah. He had one good year. But he's still considered a power hitter. What would it be, then, a hitter? Yeah, because he's not a contact hitter. You know who we should get? Because if he was a contact hitter, he would have been-- he would have been a fucking-- We got to-- we got to keep going. We got to keep the legend going. You know who we should get? Ramirez's son. Manny Ramirez's son. Yeah, he-- What team is he on now? He's not on now. He played for Brazil. He looked good during the WCC. Oh, he's a pitcher? No, he's an outfielder. He's an outfielder. He's a right fielder. Who's your right fielder right now? Don't worry about that shit. We'll figure it out. Prune the system. Prune the system. The hell is that? Well, you heard of Bray? Let me see. That's true. He won the gold glove last year? Everybody can win a gold glove. It's like they just giving that shit out. They just giving that shit out at this point. It's ridiculous. All right, we got it now.(Non-english Speech) No,(Non-english Speech) Take me away.(Non-english Speech) Take me away.(Non-english Speech) Woo, woo.(Non-english Speech) Take us away.(Non-english Speech) You don't got more topics? No. We got to warm up. We're loose now. We're loose now, buddy. We're loose. We're your dog. Yeah, yeah.(Non-english Speech) No.(Non-english Speech) Repeat it. Take us away. Squeeze some butt cheeks. I have. Take us away.(Non-english Speech) This has been--(Non-english Speech) No, no, better than-- no, no. Bye. Oh, no. Here's another year. Bye. Wow, this was that one year. Yeah, this is a one year episode. Yeah, we're rusty, bro. We went-- we took a little break. You guys didn't notice, but we took a little break. Next episode. We were here last week. Yeah, and they don't know that. Well, we'll be better. We'll be better. Definitely got to get in the groove again. Got to get in the groove again. Better rested. Yeah. So thank you for listening. We might go live tomorrow at the batting cages, maybe. Your bucket. I don't know. You got to get your meta glasses. I should. Damn it. Yeah. We cut recording. Got a GoPro. Go live. Over the Insta360. Oh, those Insta360 fucking camera. The fucking 360 view. Yeah. That'd be cool. GoPro goes for like $300. Yes, man. This fucking thing is stupid. It's insane, bro. Anyways, people, if you like this episode, please like, share, comment, subscribe. Let us know.(Non-english Speech) Wow.(Non-english Speech) Wow.(Non-english Speech) Ooh. I had that one. 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