Episode 57: Old Drake vs New Drake | Music Fatigue, Rap Debates & Real Talk

In this episode of the Bomba’to Podcast, the conversation quickly turns into a full debate about Drake, modern rap music, and whether fans are finally getting tired of hearing the biggest artist in the world.

The crew breaks down Drake’s newer albums, classic projects like Views and Take Care, Kendrick Lamar comparisons, storytelling in music, and whether artists can become too successful for their own good. Along the way, the conversation dives into music trends, streaming culture, radio relevance, and what makes an album actually feel timeless.

As always, the episode goes completely off the rails with random jokes, hot takes, and unfiltered conversations.

🔥 In this episode:

• Old Drake vs New Drake
• Drake’s best and worst albums
• Kendrick Lamar comparisons
• Can artists become overexposed?
• Music fatigue and streaming culture
• Storytelling in rap music
• Why albums don’t feel the same anymore
• Radio vs streaming debate
• Random conversations and comedy moments

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Warning, the following podcast contains opinions, jokes, and random thoughts that should absolutely not be taken seriously. We're not experts, professionals, or even mildly qualified to give advice. If you're looking for facts, maybe try Google. This is strictly for labs, hot takes, and good vibes only. Proceed with caution and a sense of humor. And remember, bombato, welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back, everybody. Welcome back, everybody. I have free will. Do I have free will? Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. 26. We don't have people. Welcome back. 2026. This is our selfish year. This is our selfish year. We're not sharing. Definitely selfish. We're not sharing anything with anybody. I just have expectations and standards. You just 26. This in 1964 65. We come a long way. We We selfish. We diversify a little bit here and there, you know. It's crazy how he tries to flip it on you. That's crazy. Crazy work right there, son. Welcome back to Bombato Podcast. This is episode 5 [ __ ] seven. I said a curse. We can't 57. Yeah, we can't be doing that. You just cursed. You just cursed, too. I'm not cursing. 57. I got excited. I'm not cursing. We are. We are. Welcome back. Welcome back. I have to record this by yourself and just put it in a intro. Are you recording right now? Just add it. Um Oh my god. And you have the background of your dog as a thing. Video text message. She just sent me a picture. Yo, you hating on my dog now, too? Yo, your beef. Your beef is with Elvis. No, it's not. I'm just making sure made him. I'm just making sure if that dog is monetized. Don't Don't be trying to hide recem. All right. He hasn't even got you. He hasn't even gotten you nothing with that money from the from the pup. We're getting a cut from the puck. Yeah, cuz he was already on the podcast. As long as that count is a dollar, we're going to split it. Five ways. Five ways. Anyway, people, welcome back to episode 57 of your favorite podcast. What's going on my peeps? This episode, no cursing, nothing. We'll try. Nothing. No. No. No. This episode, nothing. No curse. Nothing. We will try. We will try. We'll keep it very cordial. I give us 15 minutes. Yeah. Facts. Yeah. Exactly. No. No. No. No. So, yeah. What's going on people? How's good? How's it going? What's good in the week? What's good in the week? Wow. What was hard about this week? Yeah. What was hard? You sure you went to huh? You sure? You can't take Ellie seriously every time he asks about work. You had last week off. Tomorrow's a half day, so it's only what? Four days. Four and a half. Well, four and a half you've done thus far. There'll be half tomorrow. I had two client visits Monday and Tuesday client's location and then yesterday and today I've been bombarded with questions left and right. When you say bombarded two questions last week. Yeah. You got to catch up now. At least the type of coworker you got to work you got to worry about before holiday. Yeah. Facts. But I do my work. You hanging. I do my work. Don't try to play me. A day before I haven't gotten fired yet. They haven't put me on a pip yet. Day before Memorial Day weekend, you got 27 items outstanding on your No, no, no. I get my done. I get my [ __ ] done. How's it How's it already happened? How's everybody's week? How's it good? How's God? It has everything. No, no. God forbid you try to enjoy one one warm day and then the earth just comes back in to it was it wasn't warm. It was hot as bad. How was that game? It's like that fire and ice. One lost one. Yeah, they just going man over here batting a thousand, bro. Batting a thousand. Got to hit every every I said my man over here is batting a thousand. The ball hits the ball. I mean the bat hits the bat. Mr. Draco albums together. Drake Drezy Drake. Wow. Uh the grassy Drake. Uh blackface Drake. Hey, I mean he did. He did. He did. He did a black face on the Jamaican Drake. Does it count? Cuz he's black. No. No. No. had a bar. So you he he jumps on the wave that like if he you know if I mean god forbid a person wants to rep where they're from and like what they are what is it? He's black and white. UK Atlanta. He's showing he's showing all his fans love. Yeah. He's showing everybody love. Vulture. He's making vulture. Vulture. Vulture. He is. What is it? Um. No. No. No. He's an artist. He is an artist. Who have you ever seen one artist stick to one thing? Yeah. Who? The Rolling Stones. Queen. Queen. I mean, but they classified themselves as one genre. Okay. That's an artist. You said Drake is a singing nword that raps. Does R&B. He's not a singer. dance. First of all, how do you say that you're the greatest rapper alive and you don't and you don't consider yourself a rapper then? Because he is a rapper on top of other things on top of other things. You just said he's a singing. Yeah, he's a singing nword. He's a rapper. You could be whatever you want. But he's then consider yourself an artist, not a rapper. to me. I mean, a [ __ ] to be honest. To me, I think Yeah. [ __ ] He's not better than Eminem rapping. That's for sure. Absolutely not. But he's a different kind of rapper, though. It don't matter. He came up as a singing rapper. Yeah. But you're saying he's he changed the whole game. But you're saying he's a he's a he's a he's a don't get me wrong though. Like you as you as you go as a as a celebrity, as an artist or whatever, you tend to kind of go back to how you came up. So, he came up as a singing rapper. I I got singing. He's He's trying to do too much. I Okay, I'm being honest. Like, like going back to, you know, his hits back back in the day. Wow. Um, you know, when he did like the dance, the f word. We're trying. We're trying. We're trying. No, but he u when he did when he did um you know dance like the uh passion fruit I think is the name of the song. Um it was a good song. Um you know he he you know he those were like he he was very like it felt natural. Yeah it felt natural. It was like like innovating like you know like that the rhythm. What does it feel like now? Uh like it's being regurgitated from an EBT. Come get Wilson. Come get the lyricsing. It's lazy. It's lazy music. When he dropped three albums with more than 15 songs on each. That doesn't mean that's still lazy. His lyrics are lazy. I'd rather I'd rather put you this. So you're telling me you like none of the songs on the three albums? No. You're bugging. No, no, no. I'm I can't say you're bugging. You're blogging. You're bugging. You're just a Drake hater at this point. No, I'm not. No, you're a Drake hater. If he drops three albums with at least 15 song on each album. You don't like none of them. You're hating. I got I got through I got through Iceman. I got him to You don't like no song on Ice Man? No. You're hating. They're all trash. You're hating. You're hating. You're hating. How am I hating? It's my honest opinion. No, you're hating. It's my honest opinion. That's a hating opinion. It's not. Yeah, bro. I listen to rap. I I listen to rap. He's trash. So this is trash. But you're coming in with that old school kind of rap mentality and applying it to Drake. Listen, I listen to every single type of rap. I listen to the new that's out now. I listened to old school. I listened to the 2000. So, was there at one point where you actually like effed with Drake? I got up to views. After that, I didn't care for any of good. Yeah, Views was good. Views was good for sure. Because of the simple fact that his music after that just became gibberish. Like none of the songs meant anything. Like he was just spitting just random and it made no sense. Like, yes, okay, he is, I will be very honest, he is very successful. He's good at marketing himself. Wow. But the music has been garbage. And I'm not hating because I actually like Drake. I like his music. It's just has been garbage. Sorry, but it's really been garbage. So, after views, you have certified love board. None of them trash. Oh, no. I didn't make certified love at all. I'm sorry. That's crazy. What What else was there? Scorpion trash. Scorpion was trash. That's crazy. And that was two. That's crazy. Yeah, I don't like Scorpion that much either. But Scorpion, I think he stopped being Drake in 2016 if I'm being honest. Yeah, I wanted to be the O Drake. He's not going to be the old Drake. No, no, no. It's not that. It's like Okay, so like for example, like every if you go You said Scorpion was trash. That's crazy. It was like I can tell you on that album there were like three songs that I liked. So after views, you got more life. I did like more life. Scorpion. No. Care package? I don't know if you have dark lane demo tapes. What? Dark lane demo tapes. That one was also fire. I like that one. Certified lowerboard. N honestly mine was like that was like the damn one. I'm like her loss. No, that's one with the with the girl. Yeah. For all the the what is it? For all the dogs. The dogs trash. Like I kid you not, I haven't downloaded a Drake album. download or like just have it in or just have it in my playlist when I'm streaming that [ __ ] So, is there anything Drake can do at this point in your career that could actually satisfy you? Bring out quality music. But don't bring out don't just throw out music just because you want to be It's crazy to say throw out music when an artist is making music that they created cuz that's your work. It's not that's their work. They work mad hours trying to get this together and just to say, "Oh, he just threw it out there." Just to throw it out there. It felt like that's what it was. I'm I'm being very honest. Honestly, honestly, I would I would have pref preferred him release one album with a mix of all three. With a mix of all three. I agree. Instead of like cuz like to me the way like I I get why he did it cuz like he got the Iceman all like all rapping. You got you know the other one is all dance hall and then the other one is like what what is it? R&B. R&B. So you got all three genres in there, right? But I felt like peasant juice. Yeah. Not many. We got that. We got the end juice right there. We got the end juice right there. It's the end juice. But um you know, I felt like Damn, man. Say it. It didn't. He just He just releasing like here you go. Like pick pick whatever you like. That's a little bit of everything there. Exactly. That's cuz like I rather I rather you gives me like like like 10 15 solid songs. Not not all of them got to be hit, but like 10 10 15 solid songs like oh I can like like get like not 10 15 for sure. 15. Yeah. Yeah. Like like tell me a story, you know, like you know like that's what most people do with albums, you know, like they start you with an intro and they're telling you a story with with each song. They don't make albums like that no more though, if I'm being honest. It's very That's what I was going to say. It's like two people the the last person that did something like that where like it literally you could play it from front to back and it was just one whole masterpiece like Allah Kanye back in the day was Eladio's last album. Uh second to last bro I I already I already know where you're gonna what you're gonna say once I say this. Kendrick is one Kendrick he's a storyteller. He here he here. I mean everybody everybody has their own lane. Just because Kendrick is a storyteller, you can't expect Drake to be a storyteller as well. No, but take care for instance. I'll take care. Tell me why. You said that he's not a story. That was the weekend though. That did that was No, no, no. You You said that he wasn't a storyteller. That album was the story. That was the weekend. That's why that was the weekend. That wasn't Drake. That album was the story. Canada, huh? No, the weekend did that album. It was Canada. Did he? No wonder. Yeah, the weekend. The weekend was on a lot of this song. Say he pretty much wrote the whole thing. No. No wonder there was They're beefing. They're That's why he likes to be an owl. Let's be care. Yo, Drake is a bop. So, so tell me he's a bop. Tell me a Bob is just like a somebody you just like throw away. Hey yo, wait wait wait wait from the three albums. Uhhuh. Tell me the songs that you like and that that Hey, just kidding. I don't have them memorized on my mind like that. First of all, first of all, no, no, no, no, no, no. First of all, that's highly impossible. I like doz. That's impossible. I already I already have one. All right. Since that since the album has come out, how many times have you listened to? I'll be I'll be honest. I'll be honest. The one I listened to once and never again was a BBT. That's the one I gave it one listen and that was it. I was like, I don't [ __ ] with that. The other two, Iceman and Made of Honor, those are the two I I with heavily. How many times have you listened to back to back? Just like that one. I start throughout since it's come out. How many? So it's come out. It came out last Friday. I listen to it every day. No, I can't do that. I listen to And I listen to still till this day I listen to the Roman Prince album every day. I mean, but you always have like your artist that you just listen to. I don't know. I I just feel that like his music now has become very generic and like no real I just feel like I feel like there's nothing Drake can drop anymore that's going to make you happy. I don't know. No, I don't think I don't think so. I'll give I'll give him props if he comes out with a good album. I'm not gonna say that I hate his music. It's just I feel that what was the last song that Drake dropped that you actually like messed around with and like and like messed around the last song. Messed around that rap that he dropped for the Drake. They had a beef. No, I like that. I like that rap song. Was the came in fire was the one where he was giving out money to people. Oh, God's plan. Yeah, I like that song. See, I don't like that song. All right. Everybody has their own opinion. What is it? What is this? Uh uh this like a like a people. Wasn't that on Scorpion? It wasn't It was on Scorpion. Could have been. Who knows? Yeah, I think it was. Yeah. How memorable it was. I can't remember the name of the song, bro. God, forget it. The one song that I will say that I like and it's because of a feature is the one he did with 21 Savage off of um the one with the dog on it. Oo, the dog. What is it called? You're uh No, what is it calling for you? What is it? Bro, after you said that, I've been hearing that [ __ ] all over the place. No, but uh what is it? What is the song like uh like I can't remember the name of the song. Like I know I know how it goes. How does it go? How does it go? Like Look up his thing. Look, you have Hey, is it old or new? Yo, he's he's not that old. No,[ __ ] Without me? No. Okay. Um, is it like newer or like it's one of his like it was very popular cuz people people were doing that dance where like the song was the intro and they would get out of the car and they would dance on the side of the uh like they would record each other and they would get out of the car and start dancing while the car bling bro. Oh no no no. Is it Kiki? Do you hear me? Okay. Yeah. He was in a car that taxi. Oh he talking about that. No, that taxi[ __ ] Hey, I'm going too. Uh, is that nice for what? I think it's nice for what? That's what he just said. Yeah, it's the Kiki song. No, that isn't the Kiki song. Oh, no. That is No, that's not the Kiki song. Yeah, it is. No, no, that's not the Kiki. Yes, it is. I like that song. I like that song. That's not Kiki. Antelo tussy slide. Is it Tooty Slide? No, that one is that one. Oh, Tooty Slide was trash, bro. I like that song. I like that song. Nice for what? That's what you really You really think that that song was good? Is it trash? No. No. Oh my god. No. How? How you? That makes no sense because I literally just told you before that I listen to everything. If I don't like it, I don't like it. What? What? What? What can I What can I do? You want me to act like I like it? Nah, but for a guy to drop three album, you're not like one song is crazy. I don't. It's trash. Make them cry. Make them cry. That's That's a good That's a good song right there. Make Them Cry. Ice Man is a storytelling album, though. No, it's not. I don't I can't. No, it's not. I feel like it's him bitching and complaining. I feel like the first like the like the first like serious anymore though. Like after he lost, I'm like, damn. Anything you say at this point don't really mean anything cuz like he's just like talking about how he's lonely. He don't got no friends. He got no AC, so he has to walk to a convenience store to get soda. Yeah, kind of soda though. Diablo said grape. Yeah. Yeah, bro. I got I got soda. I got I got grape soda. Wait, you got grape soda? That's some grape right there. Like grape. I got an honest question, though. Do you Why grape better? The white grape. White grape soda. Yeah, white grape. Well, he got it with a Cuz Canada only sells grape. He got it with a two-piece. Hey, you never know. He went to circle a two piece chicken. Go ahead. No. No. But do you guys think a artist can get too big to the point people just get fatigued of? Yes. Yes. Yes. So then to that point I I to that point, right? Uh so why' that never happened to that to MJ? That was going to be my follow-up question, right? Why? You know, cuz like Okay, I I see your point. Also, he had like um thing. It wasn't like as consistent. together. Yeah, he he had gaps in between. Drake was like at one point Drake was dropping an album every year. Yeah, he was like he was missing November. Mr. November and it was like, bro, it's like November. I thought it was October birthday. Oh yeah. No, no, it was October. Hey, Mr. November's Derek Jeter. He always he always used to say October's very best. Yeah. But he's like what what did Kendrick say? What that OVO stands for? I don't know. I other vaginal options. Now you gonna make me look it up. Yeah. That's what it is. Other vaginal options. That's what it says for me. Wow. No, but I you know I feel like Drake maybe he saturated the market with a lot of his songs. Wow. But um he did bro like you couldn't go on any radio station like hip-hop based radio stations. Who listens to the radio? But okay. I guess s e e bombs. No no no but no no no. Who listens to the radio in today's world when everything is just online? A lot of people. Yeah. Just to hear something different. But like you don't listen to radio. We don't listen to how you think you think a 12-y old kid on TikTok every day all day is good going to listen to the radio. Yeah, while they're in the car with their parents. No. But I feel like Do your kids listen to the radio? I feel like he I feel like um it cuz you put it on but she's not putting it on now. You know, you never know. I feel like maybe like he like like like he he's done a lot of like a lot of touring too. Like that's also like a fatigue a lot of people like fatigue like I they're saying like the the deal the fatigue is a casual I feel like I feel like they're saying like the um the deal that he got he got all all that money that you know he's trying to get out of it. That's why he's doing so many tours to kind of like fulfill that deal. Isn't he rich? What is he waitings up a pretty good point because I believe with the three albums that he released with the record lab. Yeah, he's done with the record label but he's now an independent. So The fact that you bring that up, I want Records LLC and get you out of our mouths. Oh, come on. If you ever want to come. Yeah. Can I keep a hair from your beard? Anyways, I believe I'm I'm excited to see how the next album plays out. If it's if it's like the for Drake, if it's the if it's like the old Drake, you know what I'm saying? Good music. That's the thing though. We got to stop acting like people got to go back to their old self. It's not It's not going back to your old self, but you're throwing out quality music. Bro, I'm telling you to go back to your old and he said in the album he's not going to go back to 2009 Drake. That's That's okay. That I respect that honestly because it would it would be bad if he was the same and he didn't mature and grow. Listen, you you want me to give it a a give it a good comment, a good positive comment? I mean, if it comes truly from the heart, I don't want you The beats were good. The beats were good. I thought the beats were better than the than the lyrics. I will be honest. He don't make And I'm a Drake. I'm a I'm a Drake. What you got to do with the beat? He don't make the beats. That's I'm saying that that's the positive from it. The beats were good. He got to drop an intro. I mean, what? Just the beats. No voice. No, I'll buy that. I'll buy that. I'll listen to it. We use We use that for the intro for the We need a new intro song. Oh, yeah. We do. No, we do. We do. I was I was going to get I was going to get those like uh those sample beats. No, like just like s like that could promote on Instagram like do like a whole intro for you. Like you just send her like a like, hey, this is our logo. Make a freaking intro, you know? I really could get a whole band from DR for like $50 and some facts. I've never listened. I don't even know who he was. When you were like, "Oh, the last person I know did that did the story was." I'm like, "What the Would y'all listen to the album if I sent it to you and see what I mean?" So y just talking [ __ ] out of your ass. Get off here. No, like I personally I've never heard his music before. I don't I don't know who I've heard once. I don't know who he is. I only heard Cocoa. What is he? So, back to this. Uh, Dre. Yeah, enough. Dre. No. No. I want to ask Wilson this question. Do you think he's better than MJ? No. Hell. Michael Jackson. [ __ ] Cuz a lot of people after these three albums, they're like, "Oh, Drake is the greatest." Oh, no. No. No. This dude, can you can you actually claim someone to be the greatest of this show live? Yeah. Yeah. You think? Yeah. Yeah. Look at MJ. Nord. This dude. No. MJ is a different model. MJ's a different monster, bro. Why you talking about Michael Jordan? Cuz he asked, "Can you Michael Jackson was likely to consider him the greatest?" No, but I'm saying like, can you really consider somebody the greatest if they're still alive? He's giving them a a live sample. Wow. Cuz like um this dude MJ, which one? Michael Jackson. I'm sorry. Cuz I'm No, I'm sorry. It was a general. No, but like um he go songs just because of that movie just after his death. Yo, smash like they jump back into the they jump top the top 100sto I don't know like what has been like 10 years now it's been longer longer than that probably like 20 maybe yoipoto and his songs are back in the top 100s that's crazy you know like that's some different types of I saw people fing you know like um close 2009 2009 Almost 20 years. Almost 20 years. 20 years ago. They were dancing to it. They're, you know, like we went to see that movie, his biopic. And, you know, a lot of people were, you know, like they were, you know, like, oh[ __ ] he's Oh [ __ ] he's going to bring with that song. Oh, that's how he came up with it. Damn. You know, I don't think he's there at all. But why do we got to compare? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You know, why why can't an artist be an artist? Yeah, definitely. He's he's in he's in his own lane. I feel like he's he's in his own world, you know. I'm I'm not trying to compare him to anybody. No other half black, half Jewish artist. That's right. That's right. You know, Drake is in his own lane. JCole's in his own lane. Kendrick's in his own lane. Jav's in his own lane. Like, you know what? I I hate I kind of hate So, who who brought up this [ __ ] about um the the the three Uh, three stooges. No, like the, you know, him, him, JCole, and the big three. The big three. And now he his album saying, uh, the big three pretty much, you know, f the big three. There's too many chefs in the kitchen. I mean, think about it. If you were in a fight, right, and everybody jumps you, including your friends, are you going to stay staying friends with them? No. But he No, but he lost though. He lost. Even even if you got your ass whooped, are you still going to continue being Are you not going to come around and say[ __ ] the world? I mean, I feel like we got Yo, Jay-Z is going to be the Yankee Stadium, bro. We got to go see this. No, that's for your generation. No, I like Jay-Z, but I'm not spending my money to go see. I'll be there. I listen to I'm waiting for that freestyle. I know she's going to diss Drake. I know he's going to dance. He's going to kiss you. I know. I know. He's gonna he's gonna break Drake. Jay-Z. Wow. Who? He probably he uses a whole chapstick for each each. Wow. Pop. He looks You know what that is? That's a compliment. You have He uses one chapstick per lip. But them lips are Yo, some got mad uses. They They're so big. They got their own zip code, bro. Godzilla sneakers, bro. Anyway, new sneaker. No, but uh No. Yeah, Jay-Z he cuz he took a lot of shots to Jay-Z cuz Jay-Z was behind Kendrick and you know he's the one who's handles the Super Bowl halftime show. So he was the one who put up Kendrick essentially. Kendrick said you know a minor in the Super Bowl you know this Drake. So he's taking a lot of shots to Jay-Z. So I know Jay-Z is going to be coming back with the that freestyle that freestyle Yankee Stadium is going to be crazy. Let's go. But you as a billionaire do you want to deal with peasants for the fun? You want to deal with peasants? Come on. Where where you got you got you got sometimes you got to Sometimes you got to show him. It's like shoe shoo. It is. He is. But sometimes you just got to still show him like nah. There's still levels to this. I don't think he'll do it. I hope he does. I don't think he'll do it. I don't think he'll do it. I don't think he'll do it. Honestly, I But I hope he does. Jay-Z is not not the Jay-Z that he was when he was releasing music like that. No, like Ellie said, he's a billionaire that, you know, he's going to protect his wealth. I don't know cuz have you seen Have you seen those memes from Jay-Z? Like he he looks so unathletic doing everything. Yo, the jet ski like this and the way he's running behind Beyonce. Yeah, bro. The funny thing is probably in his head like, "Yo, I look He probably thinks he looks like mad masculine, mad athletic, but then when the pictures come out, he looks mad athletic. He look like a bag." Money bag. About me. Wait, who's the seor? He says,"Who's the ladies here?" He says,"Yo, you're really not going to drink the cup?" No. Yo, where's the cup at? I mean, you couldn't you could um I don't even know your ass up, bro. You could drink that if you have low standards, but me, no. I know my wealth. I know where I stand. Where do you stand? It's okay cuz it it didn't come from the heart. It was just some some lady just, hey, ripped you off. Hey, this is a $100 whiskey when it cost $60. They can afterthought whiskey. They after thought whiskey. That's crazy, son. After whiskey is crazy. After whiskey is crazy. Yes, man. Wow. I'm not an after. No, but uh let's say hypothetically speaking, right? Mhm. You guys, we all have daughters and she got a boyfriend. I looked down. I was like, and she got a boyfriend. You saw that message? Yeah, he got a boyfriend. And then uh she sends you a message like, "Hey, Dad, can you can you can you can you uh walk me through how to change the tire?" And then uh you ask her like,"Hey, where?" Let's say let's say the name of the boyfriend is Jason. Uh where's Jason? It's like he's in he's in the car. He doesn't know how to do it. And then Yeah. What would you do? The dad on the on the post. Whoa. How old is How old is a daughter? I mean, she's driving, so you know. My mother. Yeah. 18. Okay. So then I'm going to teach her how to do it. I think I'm going to walk her like walk her through how to do it. And then I'm going to tell her, "Hey, sweetie. Uh, bring Jason over here real quick and I'm gonna show his ass how to do it. He's gonna change the tire and learn how to do it. That you could go on YouTube, look up how to change a tire. Well, think about it. A lot of people, a lot of these guys don't have dads. That's crazy because the the the dad on the post was like,"Break up with Jason." Yeah, I can see break up with Jason. Like, he doesn't know how to change a tire. If my daughter was like 25, 27, almost 30, and the guy she's with doesn't know how to doesn't know how to change a tire. I want that grandpa whiskey. I don't want no whiskey. I want that 18y old whiskey. He want that grandpa. He want that grandappy. I want that grandappy. I want that 20 grand. I want that 20 year. Yeah. But yeah, like if if my daughter's older to the point where like, you know, she's living her whole life, all that[ __ ] and like her mans doesn't know how to change, that's a problem. Get yourself an actual man. But if it's not a man, do you know how to change a tire? Do you know how to change the tire? Well, you a man. Yeah. So that classifies you as a man. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I mean, wait, wait. Do men need to know how to What are the things that better? So, what are the things that that men need to know how to do like how to like like there's no wiggle room? You just need to know how to do at least at least in a car you should be able to know how to [ __ ] change your oil cuz that's not the hardest [ __ ] to do. Fill up. Yeah. If you start if you if you got if my daughter has a boyfriend and she comes to me and tells me, "Hey, Dad, my boyfriend is refilling my blinker my blinker fluid." Uh, what do we say? Jump in a car. Yeah. No, no. I actually [ __ ] up while doing that. I blew my fuse one day. One day doing that. almost. You almost didn't become a man. Yeah. No, no, no. Those are the standards. No, no, no. It makes me a man. You know why? Cuz I did it myself. I mean, I was messed up though. I didn't ask my girlfriend's dad to do it for me. You Wait, wait, wait, wait. Who was your girlfriend at the time? I don't think he's going to know how to do it either. Exactly. Who was your girlfriend at the time? Nah. You think you don't know how to do it? I don't know. What? Do what? Anything. How to reason he was going to say no the first one maybe the first thing but while you're doing it like yo I hate that [ __ ] But anyway, we're all men. You should at least know how to jump in a car. The liquids antifreeze and windshield wiper food. That's the easiest, bro. like put air in a tire. Putting air in a tire. You got to know how to do that [ __ ] How to refill your AC uh um compressor the uh the with the liquid. That's like technical at that point. That's like No, it's not, bro. Honestly, honestly, you're not really even supposed to do that yourself, bro. Go out to the Autozone and buy the thing that has the gas. Yes, you could do it, but it [ __ ] up your AC. It [ __ ] up your[ __ ] up your AC cuz the pressure and the Yeah, that's a man right there. That's a man right there. Man, I said they done a little It's more It's more technical than just buying. That's a manly answer right there. It's more technical than just buying the can right there. Actually, you do you do need you need a gauge. No, no, no, no. You need more than that. You need like you need like you need a both sides. You need the high side and the low side. You need you need to release the pressure if it's too high. The man right there and both the lazy dude. They need to know how to change the uh the headlight bulbs and the brake light bulbs. If you don't know how to do that question, given the fact that we live in Jersey, does he know how to know how to pump gas? Yeah. Yo, pumping gas is self-explanatory. It is. It is. It is. But you'll be surprised. No, you would be surprised. You'll be [ __ ] surprised. Know how to pump gas. Also, it tells you how to do it. You literally got to just No. I've seen people put diesel on a[ __ ] car. No, no, no. Yeah, I've seen I've seen people put diesel in a car, bro. It's a Jersey problem cuz we don't pump our own gas. But like if a Jersey person were to go pump their own gases, god forbid for any emergency places like it kind of tells you how to do it. Yeah, it's selfexplaining. If you can do selfch checkout, it tells you how to do it. If you can do selfch checkout, just follow the screen prompts. It's like you're just buying something. Just follow the screen, bro. There's people that don't look at that. Press the [ __ ] gasoline you want. I literally tell you, bring the no, you know, the nozzle up, put it in the thing, you know, press the click, you know, lock it in. So, yo, what else? What else do they need to a men need to know how to do? You got to know at least some house chores to do. You know, you got to at least know how to change light bulbs.[ __ ] does it make you less manly or more manly if you do chores? Not really. Less manly? Why? No, I'm just You got to be able to take care of yourself if you don't have anybody around. I need to know how to use a what's it called? A drill. Oh, yeah. And nails. And put it on the wall and stack. You got to use tools. You got to know how to use tools. power tool. Not all of them, but at least you know I mean at least a drill that's a minimum. We said we said it with Drake. It's 2026. Absolutely. Yeah. But you at least got to be able to do it too. Like you got to be able to like if you if you buy like a shelf, you got to at least be able to know how to build. So like would you feel bad and let's say you're with you're with a you're with a your partner, right? 2026, you know, right? She's, you know, I do my own thing, blah, blah, blah. And she gets a shelf like Ellie says, right? And you're sitting there watching her cuz you don't know how to do it. That's a problem. Wait, cuz I don't know how to do her just because I'm a man letting her do it on her own. No, I just cuz that's how that's how honestly that's how I am with Rosie right now. I don't do anything. I I supervise. Like see, for example, we buy a desk or whatever and she put she can put it together. Wow. But I'm there supervising. No. No. That's That's an excuse. That's an excuse. No, no. That's an excuse. No, no, no. But it's not because it's not because I don't know how to do it. It's because I want her to learn how to do it. No, no, no. That's why. No. Ain't no way a man should let his woman do it. I could that [ __ ] with my eyes closed, bro. But do you do it? No. Because I want her to learn. Why? I want her to learn how to use basic tools. You're not going to be there. I didn't I say I'm supervising. But why does she need to learn if you're always going to be there? Huh? You know what? You know what? You're right. You're right. You're right. Wait, that actually reminds me. Uh, she's still going to do that. Video of this uh husband with his wife. Anytime his wife gets mad, he'll do stupid [ __ ] like take the the remote out of the battery, shut off the water from the toilet, loosen the light bulb. That's smart. Like, yo. Then the wife comes back like,"Yo, honey, this isn't working." Say,"Yeah, he's like, "All right, just get me a beer." No, but honestly, like it's good because for example, the other day she tripped the breaker. She was home by herself. What did she do? She walked to the breaker, tried to figure out which one was off, and she flipped it. She ain't call me for nothing. Maybe she like any other person that doesn't. She don't think you know how to do it. No, because she called me the first time. True. No, the first time it ever happened, she did call me, but the second time she did herself. I'll be honest. I do teach my sister[ __ ] like that just because like I don't know. Does a magnet know how to do electrical work? Put put an outlet in and [ __ ] That's selfexplanatory. No, outlet. Outlet is easy. Outlet is easy. You just turn up the power and you're good. Yeah. No, it's not. I I I know I I know my limitations to what I can do. Yeah, but that's you do it a few times. But it's like now you don't exactly exactly you don't have to. You do plumbing. Plumbing is like putting Legos together, bro. That's what it is. It's not. But thing about it is here's the thing. All right. Like plumbing is easy. I understand that. But I would much rather pay someone to come and do it for me. And I know that if some [ __ ] happens, I'm coming to this person. They got insurance to cover whatever the [ __ ] happens. That's it. That's true. Because like you said, it's like putting Legos together. It's not that hard. I was contemplating cuz like uh the house needs like the the plumbing upgraded. So I got a quote for it. It was like it was like six grand. Six grand to upgrade the whole plumbing on the house. And I'm like yo I'm contempl after after what was it that I'm going to do? Oh I was about to say I [ __ ] that[ __ ] That quote expired. [ __ ] That was that was a month ago. But I'm like I was contemplated back then. I was like I should do this [ __ ] myself. Man it's not that hard. I can just buy the pipe, the valves and put this [ __ ] myself. I don't know cuz then once you actually start doing like Wait, wait, wait, hold up, hold up, hold up, all this things start to pop off this, you [ __ ] get this piece, the kitchen gets flooded. You want your fifth broken wall. Hold up, hold up. Now, they make it easier now where like they come with a pipe where you could just buy um the [ __ ] press and then just press it and you don't have to solder nothing. Yeah. The they call shark fittings. The shark pipe. And then if you got And then if you got to weld [ __ ] you don't know how to [ __ ] weld. Does a mannequin know how to weld? Do the the the welding thing welding know how to No, you don't need to know how to weld. I I saw them do it. Does a mannequin know how to chop wood with an axe? Do you need to know how to reset the Wi-Fi? Yes. Yeah, I think that's pretty basic. But we're talking about basics here. Yeah, I think resetting the Wi-Fi. A man needs to know how to change to HDMI, not the channel, the input. Yeah, that's right. That's the most important part. They need to know how to do that for sure. That's important right there. Does a man need to know ca cable management? Yes. What do you mean by cable management where like you set up a desk and you have cables all over the place? And you make a neat if you have the the coil to keep it. Absolutely. You know what I would love to do? Yeah, man. Like do the you know the people that do that [ __ ] behind the wall like they'll put everything behind the wall. Mhm. That [ __ ] would be dope. What do you mean beyond the wall? Like you see no cables at all. Oh, like when you put a TV and they put the cables behind the wall. He wants the the inexpensive installation. YouTube videos. You know there's one thing you know there's one thing that I wanted. There's nothing in this world that's hard that you can't do yourself. But like if you know how to do it like you can figure it out. You can you can figure it out. Yeah, they sell manly. They sell they sell kits and they sell. But if you know how to do it's not like saying, "Oh, you just like No, the manly part is if you pay somebody else to do it." No. What? No. No. If you don't try to figure it out yourself, fine. No, but if you pay someone that's not bad. No, but you got to you have to at least try to figure out got to know your also got to know your limitations. You got to know what the problem is. How about that? You got to know what the problem is always cuz like think of plumbing, right? Oh [ __ ] I I I see what Wilson was saying. He's saying that like at least try yourself. Before you hire somebody, you at least try to do, use the snake or use the plunger to try to see if you can fix it. Something I'm talking about. But no, but that we're talking basics. That's basic, you know, like you try to Dr. you try to sneak in is not basic. Actual practice isn't basic. No, like for like like for example like the like the for some reason didn't know why like the the the kitchen and was like uh it was like back back it was backing up. So like when you start washing dishes the water would not go down a snake down there. I grab, you know, I grab a snake. I grab a plunger. My question for that, did you guys pour like oil down the drain? I know. I didn't do it. Listen, for me, it's it's my my tub, right? My tub. If I don't add the freaking thing every so often, like every two, three months, it kind of slows down a bit. I know that all I have to do is just get the liquid part that [ __ ] done the drain, do all the snaps, and yeah, it mixes itself for the next three to six months. Honestly, these are just like life skills. That's all it is. If you don't have any life skills, you're gay. Better as a man. As a man, that's not true. Do you need to know how to drive stick? I don't know how to drive. I know how to drive stick. I mean, in today's world, you really need to know how. No. I mean, it's a useful skill to have. You don't need to know. When are you driving a stick, though? You You might be in a pinch. Like they're coming out with electric cars now. Like you'll learn how to drive a stick if you have a super car. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I have another question, a better question. Especially now since uh generations are changing. Should you know how to back up into a parking spot without a backup camera? Yes. Yes. You need to cuz sometimes yo, I got I got I got all the [ __ ] cameras in the world. I still I still go like this. Yeah. Yeah. I got cameras with my pillars. I got cameras in the front. I got cameras in the back. I got camera everywhere. I got a pillar. Yo, and [ __ ] a pillar. Yeah, I got one of those right there. It's called camera to the ground. It's like that Star Wars that you know that thing with the Sorry, I clicked. I stopped. Wait, wait, wait. We're go. No, no, it's fine. No, the phone is fine. Well, testing that one. No. He's like, he don't want that. He don't want that. Already up, bro. No. But what were we talking about? Backing up in the spot. Yeah. You definitely need to know how to back up for sure. As a man, do you need to know how to parallel park? Hell yeah. Yeah. Both. Both ways. What do you mean both ways? Like, you know, like parallel park. I feel like both women should do like, you know, on both sides of the street. I feel like both men and women need to learn. Do you know how to do know how to do a K turn? How is that hard? How is that hard? I have a question. Oh, you'll be surprised at how many people don't know how to do that [ __ ] How do you ever need to do a K turn? What do you mean? Isn't that a U-turn? No. It's literally like, yo, as long as you know how to do a U-turn, you can do a K turn. You got to do the K. That's a U-turn on a oneway. A K turn is literally three points. Yes. You pull out the spot. That's why. Back it up. There you go. You know how to do a U-turn. You can do a K is a U-turn in a oneway street. Yeah, that's true. But you'd be surprised how many people don't know how to drive. That's crazy. And you don't know how to drive. I mean, as a man, why is that as a man? That's a man, right? Why can't it be as a woman? Wait, hold up. But gay men are men. Like, cuz he said you're gay. No, there's some gay men that are like more manly than us. That's He got a point. He got a point. That's why I said that was false. Darling, what were you going to ask? You're right. You're right. All right, bro. Beat your ass. No. Or all around. They will stomp on you. He's like, "Yo, you gay." They will do the hakua on you, bro. They'll do the hakua on your [ __ ] bro. As a man, should you know how to cook? Straight or gay? Yeah. Straight or gay. You should know how to bisexual. You should know how to cook cuz this is a basic life skill for you to stay alive. I mean, you know, as a man, if you don't know, if you don't as a man, the woman cooks, bro. If you don't know, as a man, as a man, I hope that that's a clip cuz I posted that [ __ ] This man is no cook. No, no, no. But like, so I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So, see, so if Rosie one day I'm just trolling, by the way. I'm just sick. I'm trolling. No, no, no, no. I'm playing the part. Are we not playing? Are we not playing characters here? No, we're not playing characters. Say I'm trolling. Net not cuz I hope it's a clip. No, now you know. But he get scared. So if so if Rosie gets sick if Rosie gets sick one day that's different but I'm not Rosie goes away. Let's say Rosie has to go away for for her job. Wow. for her job and you and you have to cook it. Momo is a lie. No, the hell unless it's a unless I'm saying as a man or I I never said I'm a man. Bacon. What have I ever I've always said on this podcast? I'm a [ __ ] I've never said I'm a man. Are you Are you top or bottom? Both. Who is verse? Verse. I've never said I'm a man. No, wait, wait, wait. You're not a man. But you do those manly characteristics that we said earlier. Yeah, but I'm also a little qualification. I got a little zesty to me. Sort of qualification. I got a little zesty. Wilson, he's the handyman. I like to cuddle. The handyman. So, because you like to cuddle, that doesn't make you a man. Bro, I'm just asking. A man needs love, too. A man needs love, too. You know, we put somebody on. Yeah. Start crying. Yo, why she sound Why she sound like she constipated when she sing? Cuz she might be But it works. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. You all right? We need some n Stop it. No, stop it. No, I did not. No, I did not. Oh, we were playing cuz the question is as a man. No, no, the question. No, you're a whistle. Even Even Even if you don't know how to cook something, you can always look it up online. It'll literally tell you like, hey, you know, [ __ ] teaspoon of this, teaspoon of that. You teaspoon. Say what? Bro, you should at least know how to fry an egg. Boy, man. Honestly. Honestly though, that's is that that got to be a me thing. You don't know how to fry an egg and put on a man. No, no, no, no. Not going to lie, bro. Try to fry an egg on a stainless steel pan. That shit's not easy. It is. If you if you dip that [ __ ] if you bathe in it oil. No, no, no, no, no. You got to You got to heat it up all the way. You got to throw the water. Make sure the bubbles go around. But now if you buy like non-stick pans, like that's easy. See, so you're saying you That's toxic for you. It's going to be clean. Just jumping around. So you're not a top and a bottom. I'm talking. Wait, you're not a PJ, but you're a top and a bottom verse. But you also have his mind how to do manly stuff. But he's a woman. When you come with manly man, because I'm talking from you got the horn. No. O, I'm a seasoned man now, right? Unicorn. But hold up. There was a point in my life. The other one. The Santo. Oh, you're a senator. You're a senator. Cuz many stuff, but you got that big back. A cuz I'm saying out of experience. He's like one point in your life where you don't know. Nah, he's more like a Pikachu. Yeah. Which one? I'm cute. Who's that Pikachu? He's not that bok. Who's that Pokemon? He's not Raichu. He's a regular Pikachu. Who is it? It's Pikachu. It's Wilson. No, I can see both sides because there was a one time. There was one time in my life. Cuz you're both. Why? I didn't know how to fry an egg on a stainless steel pan. I didn't know. But what I do? I'm a man. I looked it up and I did it. You should have just boiled it. Nah. Yeah, but you should have scrambled it. Poached eggs. They look good. Was it like gay? N. You lost. No, but I really I I want to try like do like I want to do like a lot of grilling like like I made burgers about the grill. Charcoal and wood grills. Yeah, I bought that [ __ ] Oh, can we use it or we not high class? Yo, are we not high class? What kind of girl is it? Huh? Santa Maria. I'm actually excited for it. Can we taste the meat or only your dad could taste? Oh, he got you. You want to see my meat? Huh? You want to see my meat? I was want to make sure we could both taste or is it just exclusive? Exclusivity, right? No, we're getting the scraps. Ah, we're getting the burnt. I tell you what, we're going in the burnt ends. You're getting the burnt ends are good. Yeah, the burnt ends is good. What you talking about, dog? Ah, and nobody are [ __ ] pork chicken and he going to eat the all beef one. Angel's going to come and teach us how to grill. That's going to be one of the episodes. Yo, that'll be not that hard. That'll be an episode. If we got like the the 360 camera, that'll be an episode. What I want to learn is how to smoke uh meat. Well, actually, I learned a little bit when I was uh down south and you didn't bring it. There's a there's this freaking grill. It's like a It's round. It looks like an egg. Oh, the egg. The egg is green. The green egg. Oh, yeah. The big green egg. Yeah. Yeah. That looks expensive. Cuz it's ceramic. That's that good quality. They do. You doing well for yourself. No, bro. But you can do you can do everything in there. You can do everything. There's a grill smoker grill. What is this? The big green egg. Green. There's another uh it's something with the It's red. I think something to do with like dragons or something like that. It's a red. Uh I forgot the name of it. Char. No, no. He's talking about a specific grill. Yeah. No. I don't know. They got out anyway. The brand Hey, hey, hey, hey, check it out. Check it out. Check out No, no. The phone is fine. The battery The battery died on. Oh, so it doesn't last that long. But no, you could leave the charger on. I just forgot it. The one that I want to get is either a Trager My boss got a Trager. Them [ __ ] are good. He did a brisker. Did it for like 12 hours. And I also want to get a uh the the griddle one, the Blackstoneone. Uh Roberto Roberto had one of those. Return this [ __ ] I don't really Did he use it, right? Probably not. But he didn't. He probably didn't season it. Yeah. And he probably And it rusted. And he probably tried to wash it with water with soap and water because that [ __ ][ __ ] it up. Yeah, I don't want to cook like the grill the the gritter outside. Like I wouldn't see myself doing that. I mean, if you if you have if you have like a little, you know, like a little like a zable overg pergola type [ __ ] you know, pergola per you want a pergola money. You got that per you right here, bro. You get the You get the automatic flaps on that [ __ ] By you don't know what a pergola is. It's a It's a It's like a little thing. These are things you see at Costco with a [ __ ] square thing that you put outside on your patio instead of a gazebo cuz gazeos are usually like rounder and usually singular and you attach it to your back patio. Yeah. And it's just like for shade. Wow. We haven't got to the tax bracket yet. Don't worry. We'll get there. We'll get there. We'll get there. He just don't want it. Oh, you. That's true. chicken nugget $50. How was it? Yeah. A chicken nugget. A chicken nugget with caviar. Even the same. How was it? How was the macar? How? Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm not sharing that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What kind of chicken nugget was it? That was the chicken nugget. Where did you get it from? It's called Coco Do. Was it good? Yeah. And was it just one? No. Come on. No. No. No. Yeah. I have food you guys. Yeah. No. Did it taste different from like a regular chicken nugget? Like a chicken nugget with a fishy chicken nugget. Pretty much a chicken nugget with like a fish stick. I don't know if I like that. Don't sound too appetizing. Malier. Malier. Mix. Malier. It gives me like a stomach ache. A chicken nugget with a fish stickick sounds crazy. That is crazy. Were the Was the caviar like really silky and smooth? It probably just just gone. That small ass chicken nugget. That should be it. Did you order it or was it your girl that ordered it? She wanted and I'm like fine. Did she Did she have one too? No, we split it in half. Oh, that price tag must have been high. Yeah, one chicken. Was it beluga caviar? It said 24k and then a caviar. Is that golden caviar? No, it's 28. Chicken one. Would you get it again? When you when you go on your hiatus, you're going to have a lot of What do you mean a hiatus? We going on your trip, dog. Not a hiatus. It's a business trip. Expanding our reach. You going to be out there head like,"Yo, go watch Boto." I want to know. I want to know how that works. How's a business trip for our podcast about the rest of the podcast? You can't be claiming that on the expenses. You can't be claiming that[ __ ] It's an You can't be claiming that on expenses. Oh, no. No, it's not a business trip. We'll send it with a GoPro and go live every day. Yeah, we should. Just don't say [ __ ] Just just put it around your backpack and just [ __ ] just record 360. Somebody will rob me. Put it a GoPro in the in my backpack. N put on your chest. Huh? Chest strap. No. No, bro. We were talking about grilling. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Grilling. Grilling. Yeah. One. Oh, yeah. Yeah, grills are nice. I'm excited for my grill. Grills are nice. A nice charcoal. I wanted to do it this weekend, but the I don't know. I got I got I got so like into like[ __ ] uh grills uh that um there's actually like uh ovens and stoves you can get like just out of like wood and charcoal like for your for your house. And but like they're like more like commercial quality type stuff, but literally it's like uh yo, Manny could never look at the like the bottom tier stuff. You know, you got to look up here. No. Yeah. No, no. I said I honestly honestly I didn't know how expensive it was until I looked it up and then I stopped looking at it. Oh, you stopped looking at it. You know, it was the one. That [ __ ] was 30 grand. You know what I actually for? It was a It was a like a wood burning stove. Yeah, it was like an old school like like spier like oven. It was like it was in the bottom. It has like charcoal in the it's like a charcoal bed and it has like a like a steel like a steel rack and it was like it like solid steel like heavy duty [ __ ] but it was like 30 grand. But that's it. Yeah. A Spaniard oven. You know what I wouldn't mind getting for outside if I had like a big backyard? They do sell it on for outside. But the one that I was looking at was like 30. One of those uh stone uh pizza ovens. Yo. Oh yeah, I saw this dude on Instagram. He he g he he sells like a like a steel sheet. I seen that. I seen it. For your pizza and you put your dough on it. Is it a pizza fort? Is that his name? Pizza fort. No, I'm not qu but like it's like a steel like a like a thick steel name on Instagram. And um they'll you put your dough on it and you cook you put it on your oven. It's supposed to make your dough and your pizza very, you know. I was actually looking up at uh some pizza ovens cuz when I bought the grill, I I was in a cooking mood. Um, and like bro, them shits could get up there. Oh yeah, for sure. The key the key to making a good pizza at home is to get a stone and make that[ __ ] hot as [ __ ] If you don't have a hot stone, it's not going to bake the same way as like you go to a pizza uh shop. It's not. The point of a pizza is to make sure that oven is hot. Yeah. You got to be burning. That's why they put it like like when you like a like a brick like a brick oven uh like pizza when they have like the those old school ovens. You have the wood on the side and the [ __ ] up and just just throw it in there. Like it takes less than a minute. That's the key to good pizza. Just money. Put up your grill. I'm down. You wear a ring. Uh bring an umbrella. I'll buy some Wagyu steak. Hey, you know I was at Costco today. They actually had three pieces of wagu for like 250. They do. Oh yeah, that [ __ ] is rocking, bro. He's going to be He's going to know. He's going to know about the You going What is something that you're looking forward to try when you are on your business trip? Everything. What is everything? What's one food you're actually excited for, though? I haven't even really got the food. Are you going to go to Are you going to go Are you going to go to a nudist beach? I did. I did that once here. What? I thought everybody got so quiet. Why everybody look at him like that? Yeah. Like it's like Wilson. You knew this beach. It's not like I wanted to. I just ended up on it. I ended up on it. No. No. I didn't. I didn't. It was. It was me and Rosie. We both We both went on it. They were Yeah, we said the whole time. They were out there clanging and banging. We said the whole time. Oh, yeah. They were clinging and clanging and banging and none of they weren't. They Yes, you were. You stayed the whole time. You could have left at any point. No, I we didn't. The only reason why we didn't leave is because the car was way too [ __ ] far. Nah, that So y'all was out there with old old young boy, girl. Wrinkly and all. There was a [ __ ] circle jerk of like[ __ ] 80-year-olds. Saggy ass. Yo, I'm telling you, like five old five 80-year-olds just standing in a circle naked, saggy ass titties and [ __ ] Hey yo, got to get got to get that full. But I ended up on I didn't purposely go on there. Gotta get gotta get that full body tank. It's uh is it Sandy Hook? We have to pay to drive it Sandy H. I don't want That's why I don't go to Sandy Hook, bro. No, but it's like you got to go deep in there. N I don't go to Sandy H. You got to go deep into Sandy Hook. All right. So, Elar Point Pleasant's my beach to go. Yeah, I love B. But uh should we go should we go to the beach this year? Well, I think we went one time. We should go like all of us. We should go in the morning. We want to see the sunrise. I like the morning. It don't get too hot. Yeah, that's true. I can't do the beach here like in the middle of the day. Nah, I'm sorry. I see. Isn't the one like in PA? Like it's like a beach type river. Yeah, I've been there. Uh, it's uh Poco. That [ __ ] water is cold as a [ __ ] No, if you go early If you go early on during the summer, it's cold. I went in May. It was good in Philly. In PA? Where in PA? Uh, it's off like 2 287 and you keep going 28. Is that by the Delaware Water Gap? N go hiking. No, no, no, no, it's not. Is I think I have it saved on my Google Maps actually. Let me see. But anyh who, my beach story. Um, so yeah, it was a beach day. It was normal beach day and like when once you get down to Sandy Hook like you got to go to like this tow booth, you got to pay and then you drive in and you had to pay. Damn. No, no, you got to pay to drive to go into the beach. Wow. So, I mean that's like any other beach though. You got to pay to go. That's the thing though. Like that's I don't pay when I go to the I've never paid for a beach here. Yeah, I haven't. Haven't you never you never buy for You never bought a a beach in the morning. No, they're not. How early do you go? Yeah. I never He's never there for the summer. I'll go 2 in the morning.

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00. That was fun. Yeah. But yeah, um it was just like a regular beach day and like we're just driving, you know, go through to paint my [ __ ] and just drive through and then a freaking park ranger comes from behind me and pulls me over. He pulls me over for like my tent, whatever. He gives me a warning, blah blah blah blah blah. I'm like, you know what? I was going to pull in here, but like since he's right there, I'm just going to keep going down. So, I kept driving down driving. I passed the parking lot down one pass the next one. Pass the next one. You know what? I'm pulling here. We pull we get we get ourselves ready. We get out of the car and then there's signs that obviously say you may encounter nude bthers. But I was like, you know what, might be one or two, nothing crazy. And we just keep walking. We just keep walking towards the beach. If we see more of the signs, you may come across new bthers. I didn't know that was I didn't know that beach like you could do that there. I didn't know. I told you that like I was not No, you No. No. This is the nudest beach. No, I did not say that. No, no, no, no, no, no. It said you may encounter nude bthers. So, what does that mean? No. It's like you say it's like if you join a contest you may win up to 50,000. You're not winning 50,000. You may went up to Wait, you may you may you may you may think women dancing on a pole, but it's not a strip club. You may see them strip club. It is not for tax purposes. It could be a club. It could be a go- go. Club 35 is not. It could be a regular club. Kiss a strip club. N strip club. What is What is it? A gentleman's club. Huh? Yeah. Correct. With three axes. It was for, you know, gentleman gathering. And they do it on purpose. Socialize. No. Remember when I said like, "Oh, the car was too far. We didn't walk back." They do it on purpose. For what? So you don't see the naked people. So you're walk I'm walking walking walking trying to get to the water and like the people are getting closer and closer. Obviously I'm walking towards them. They're getting closer and closer and closer. What was the first thing you saw? I was like what's the fre? Not going to lie. I saw old dick. Oh penis. What's the problem? I saw that. The problem. What's the problem with penis? I'm not going to lie. Wait. Did you get hard? No, I didn't. What's the problem? What's the problem? That was going to be my next What's the problem? That was going to be my next comic. Problem with that. That was going to be my next comment. not one attractive person. So you was how many What was the ratio between Harry and Shake? I wasn't going too much into detail like that. I was trying to make eye contact. But you can tell cuz like there was one point. You can tell even from your side eye if it's if it's black hairy. Nah, because I wasn't making eye contact like that. You can tell. You can tell. No, I What if they they don't have black hair? You can tell. You can tell anyway. Yeah. The sun don't shine down there is black. We're not going to be white. Especially if they ginger. Yeah, I wasn't looking. There's only going to be white people there, right? I wasn't looking. No, it was black people. Black people, white people, young people, Spanish people. Like black or black? Black like a real like somebody from like from like Philly probably. I don't know. He was black clanging and banging like a gentleman or I don't know, bro. I wasn't looking. Did he wave at you with his dick? Did he feel intimidated? Who? You. A little bit. A little bit. I did. I did. I didn't get naked. Did you Did you guys consider getting naked to just fit in? No. No. No. Not they didn't feel person. But that's the thing. If we would have, nobody would have paid attention to us. That's true. That's true. It was just self-conscious. Yeah. The fact that you guys didn't made people more self-conscious about you guys. The fact that we didn't put more eye eyes on us. That's true. It's true. Like look at them out here wearing clothes. Like what is this? What is this? Yeah. Free hair. They're trying to get that. And we say the whole day there. They they got susant. We got to you got to get that full body tan. That's you don't want no tan line that Cuz like when you're naked, you got all that sand down there like Yeah, it's annoying. It's kind of annoying. I don't like the beach like that. N you watch. Do they got Do they got like No, but when you're laying down on the town, it's just going up and then it gets stuck to the hairs now. Favorite beach in New Jersey? Belmore. I'm a Asbury Park guy. I like Asbury. Asbury is What is it? Seaside Park. Island Beach. That's true. Yeah, that's I like going by I like going by uh the Jenkins uh boardwalk area. That's nice. I just go for the boardwalk. Yeah, I don't like I don't like that beach there. I like the boardwalk there. But my favorite is like Island Island Beach. I like Belar's night. That's my number two. That's Park number three. Can we be outside this summer, bro? I'm not trying to be inside the whole time. I think it's called Toby Hannah State Park. What do you mean? See, this is the problem. This is the No, this is the problem. Let me outside. Let him know, Angel. Let him know. Let him know. We wanted to go to to bar the next day. Let me not respond or somebody is say girl or I'm too tired. No, it's not because you know why? Cuz you could say that but then the next yo we out. Nobody's going to respond. Oh, you could say no. You could just No. But you didn't say anything. No, you could be say yes or no. No, you could just say right now. Looked at it and then I literally saw you typing. You could say right now like no, I'm not trying to be outside. Like I am. And then the last time we went went outside. All right, brother. What you trying to do? So the next time it's not going to happen. Where you trying to go? Where you trying to go? You want me to join you on your trip? I'll join you. Put me Put me in your luggage. I'll fit in. I'll make it fit. Oh my god. Yeah, man. Would you guys go to Six Flags at this age? Yeah. I haven't been to Six Flags in a minute. I went last summer. Oh, you did? I want When When are they going to put reveal the new ride that they replace King? Uh, I think is next summer. It's like a tall one, too. They I think they demol they demolished that one. No, I'm saying but they're bringing they're building a taller one or I don't I don't know what they're doing. I don't think they're building Nitro is still there, right? Yeah. Yeah, that's Nitro. El Toro is my favorite. Oh, hell no. The wooden one. El Toro. Yeah. Batman and Robin is never going out. Um Elto is never going out. Which one is crazy? The jersey the new one. It's too compact with the It feels like you're going to get it. Yeah, it was stuck in my head the whole time. Put my hands up. Oh, I do that [ __ ] on purpose. Way too close. Fall Mountain is never going away. Uh they have a new one. Uh it's called the Jersey Devil. That one's actually pretty dope. There's one with the the It's like flying. It's like you're up top and it just drops you. Forget the name. Oh, freef fall. Yeah, I don't need that. I don't to be honest. You You're like You're like It goes all the way up. It's like in an elevator. I'm good. No, it's like you're sitting in a chair. Yeah, I don't need that. Sitting in a circle. I don't need that. And you're you're up in the freaking sky. Drops you. I don't need that. I actually did all those. We went one day with Would you guys do the when you guys do like the No, cuz Wait, wait, wait, wait. Does it make you unmanly if you don't go on those rides? Ah, with your girl there. Ah, if your girl goes and you don't, does that make you less of a man? My girl Millie doesn't like them, so I go on them by myself. Oh, no. No. But wait, wait, wait, wait. Does it make you more man if she doesn't want to, but you still go without her? That's a real You already paid. I mean, might as well. So, think about it. You learn something. But nothing. No, cuz he cuz he looked directly at me like somebody somewhere knowing that they don't want to go on it just so you can go by yourself. That is true. Wow. Benefit. That's selfish. That is selfish right now. You want me to You want That is selfish. You want me to shut him up? Wow. Demon, I'll listen. We go to the water park because that's where she wants to go. We spend most of the day there. Then we move over to Six Flags so I can get on the roller coasters. I I mess with the roller coaster. Say something. I I mess with the roller coaster. We got to go to Six Flags. So if you're going to if you're going to argue throw the whole argument out, the whole thing is we got to go to Six Flags this year. Six Flags. What else we got to do? Let's make a list. We should go to Hershey. What do you mean we? You don't get on them? Hell no. I don't go on. Oh. Have you guys Have you guys been to Hershey Park? Yeah. It's pretty dope. What's the point of that? I've been to Dorney. No, they have they have they have the Hershey factory. You can do a tour and all that [ __ ] I don't like they have the amusement park. You don't like chocolate? I don't like chocolate. Why not? The amusement park is dope. I like the lipo. Sorry. Hour and 20. Ah, let's keep going. Was in Hershey Park. Hershey's. Hershey. Hershey's. How far is it? It's far. It's about 2 hours. So, just to eat Hershey's chocolate. No, there's a They have an amusement park. They have a water park. Uh, is it like good or The problem is not that bad. It's not that bad. The problem is like what? Like Six Flags, water park, all that [ __ ] It's like it gets packed in the summer. You got to go during the week. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I rather like I've been to Hershey, you know? I like it. You know, the times I've been, it hasn't been that busy. I don't know. Now, Dorny Park is good, too. The one water park in Jersey. What's it What's it called? The one kind of north cluster something springs. The one you went to with the pool. No, that's that's in Brunswick. No, it's another one that's a little bit more. I forgot the name. You went to it. What is the one in the the the freaking the huge mall in up north? Oh, the American dream. You went to it? I went to one a couple summers ago. I remember you. You sent the picture cuz I used to go to it, too. I forgot the name. It's like down south. No, no. Is it Crystal Springs? I forgot the name of it. Cuz there's Crystal Springs Resort, but Crystal Springs, that's in East Brunswick. That's a small Camelback Camelback is PA. No, Camelback is in Jersey, isn't it? Crystal Springs came back. No, no, no. Um, [ __ ] There's a There's one. Um, God damn it. I know which one you're talking about. Yeah, it has a like a big pool. Which one is the one that I went to? It has some Yeah, it's like a big pool.[ __ ] What's the name of it? It's like a wa. No, it's in Jersey. No, it's not a wa. Is this It's Mountain Creek or Mountain Creek? Is it Mountain Creek? I think it's Mountain Creek. Cuz Mountain Creek is a water park. No, the one I went to I think it was Mountain Creek or something in Jersey. Yeah, there's one. I forgot one. I mean got East Brunswick. The one Six got his own water park in Six Flags. Wow. Uh Island Water Park. There's a Hurricane Harbor. It was my The one The one I went to was Mountain Creek. Morris Pierce and Beachfront. I went I went to Mountain Creek on a Saturday. First time ever. I got on two rides cuz the line the the lines were enormous. Yeah. What's the What's the What is this? The this uh the DreamWorks one is the one that you're talking about at American Dreams. Isn't it Crystal Springs? Wildwood. Isn't there one? Uh what is it? What's in Coney Island? What am I thinking? Coney Island in New York. The boardwalk. This is the boardwalk, right? Yeah. Don't they have like their own like amusement bank [ __ ] Yeah, they do. It's small. But you don't get in the water out there. No, you don't. You got in the water, you melt. Yeah. That's what I heard. Runaway Rapids Crystal Spring Family Water Park. That's most in East Brownsburg. Yeah. Wow. Like water parks. You got to like, you know, like Poconos like up, you know, up there like those Kalahari like indoor water parks. The the Great Wolf uh Wolf Lodge, whatever. Mountain Creek is good if you go like on a slow day. Just prepare. Just prepare to walk cuz there's a bunch of freaking hills that you got to walk. What else should we do this summer? What else? What else? Let's go shooting, bro. I want to do that. Oh, me and I' I've never shot a gun before. I haven't shot a gun since high school. That's crazy. We should go, bro. I haven't shot a gun since high school. Who you shot? That was an RTC. Who shot you? Boom. Boom. That was an RTC. They take it to the shooting range. Oh, wow. Permission slips. No, I'm just kidding. No. Uh, going back to my mother's visit uh last week. No, no, it's it's a serious. That's why he wants a desk cuz now he saw how much Romy actually has. I can't do this. So, next time mom, you come. I have Are you taking another week for what? mental break because now you got to now you have to mentally prepare that she so since she's normally has lived her whole life in Dr. Wow. With her coming out here, I've noticed that a lot of the Is she here permanently or No, no, she she's uh Yeah. All right, cool. I'm working on bringing her permanently. Um, so I noticed that a lot of the things that we normally look at as normal are not normal to her. So like, you know, like ordering out don't do that [ __ ] a lot. No. No. And then just like with like sitting in a car and putting on a seat belt. No, you don't do that. You don't do that [ __ ] over there. Yeah. So, I was just when I told her I was like, "Put on your seatelt." When she got in the car, she was like, "What is that?" No, no, she she knew where it was, but it was like it was like foreign to her. And I'm just saying I wouldn't want to put the seat bel cuz you don't really I mean, you need to, but you don't you know they don't enfor I mean they don't enforce it that much over there. No. What I'm saying? But like for safety though, like who cares if like they don't enforce it or not? Like why wouldn't you want to put your seat belt on? Like literally because most of the times out there you people either don't have a car or they're riding in public transportation. I'm saying but even when you get in a car like I was not going to put on my seat belt. But just overall just Well, think about it. I mean even here you're told as a kid to put on the seat belt. Who's telling them as a kid to put on a seat belt? Nobody. No, but I feel like still like you see as a safety and you just don't do it just and it's there for a reason. But they don't see it as a safety. They just And half of the time the cars out there don't even have them [ __ ] with those with the old [ __ ] katachas and [ __ ] Wow. Yeah. Wow. Isn't that a genre of music? No. Katratcha is Colombian. It's Honduran. Isn't that like a short persona? Honduran. Yeah, it's Colombian. I thought that was a Isn't it Colombian? A guard. But Colombia has been playing that. Kachara Katr was Katrash. Katra is like Honduran [ __ ] No, but Colombia been playing there. Katr. Either way, a broke down car. Some be playing there. That That [ __ ] looks crazy. What? Katr playing Kumbia maybe. No, it's Katrasha, too. Not Kia. It's Kataro. Bombato in Mexico. Yo, it's close. Not that far. Where are we going to go? Tijuana. I just want to go to that place that sells the big ass [ __ ] Where's that? I don't know. We just got to go there. Yeah. Oh, hell no. Wait. Wait a few months and see how a few months. Yeah. We go. A few months. And you survive. I went to Cancun. Hello. There's a peace treaty over there. A peace treaty. The cops protect that and all that is owned by the cartels. It's a past treaty over that does not count. Cancun does not count. Yes, it does. No, it doesn't. It's part of Mexico. Cancun does not count. Come on. No, that is not Well, we're going to go to Halisco. We should have went when we were in freaking California. That was You forgot his passport. I did. Nalisco was crazy. We should have went cross the border. We were thinking about it. Yeah, we should have. We were right there. When we were in San Diego, we were right there. I crossed the border to Canada. Oh, they let you in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they let you in. You had the You had the maple. I actually bought maple syrup. You had the Canadian bacon? Yeah. Is it true that their their Coke is better than our Coke? 10 times. Wait. Oh, Canada's Coke. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They probably use sugar. Yeah, they use sugar. doing that sugar. Leave you stuck to it right there. Leave you stuck to it right there. That was magical. Clanging and banging. What else they got out there? Uh Canadian bacon coke. It's a I saw I saw like the freaking the cereal. I was going to say they got Drake. That's true. Yeah, they got and the weekend. The weekend. It's called Canito Numero Uno. They have the weekend in uh Party Next Door. Okay. They have like I ain't going to Halisco. You know, why not? You're the military. Why don't you mean you're not going? Bro, I'm the military. Sure. We out. Yeah, I'll go. Guys, I'm the military. Yeah, you'll be the first one. They're going to take They'll take you to act. No, but I could go cuz I'll probably get brought back. You guys may stay there. They're like, "Yo, bring me back." And then Oh, yeah. What's up, bro? Yeah. There we go. Go. Y'all stay. I'll be on my knees. I can stay there. I'm like, yo, take me. Leave them over here. Tell me that look dope. What is that? That's the drink right there. It's a big ass It's a big ass big ass container. What is What is that? It has tequila, orange juice. Yeah. A bunch of That's what it is. Y'all want to go to Halisco for Wait, what does it have? Wait, what do they have? Lemon, lime. They want to go to Halisco for tequila. Yeah, he's forget that he and food. Look, look. What's the difference between getting liquor over here? What is the new What is the new Cancun? This not Cancun. It's a new tulum. Yeah, I want to tum is a little bit more chill, I think. You want to go into that wooden thing with the mouth open? You want to You want to sacrifice my life for tequila? No, cuz are literally all the way at the end. Sacrific. If you could go to Cuba, would you go to Cuba? Hell yeah. I want to go to Kuwa. What's over there? History. Old cars. History. Old cars with boat engines. Look up a YouTube video. There's plenty of people that old cars with boat engines in them. Cool, bro. Cool. Cool. Cool, bro. That's true. You can't get that liquor and just bring it. No, you can't. Why not? Because they want to export that one. What is it? Which one is it? It's tequila. But which one? Wow. I don't know the name of it. But how you know they can export it then? Because I know that that one they can't export. But even know the name of it. He's got Angel got a point. Oh, it's that exclusive one. Oh, we can't drink it, guys. I don't want to. You got a Mexican grand. So, wait. So, wait, wait, wait. Are we doing that uh that challenge you said with the alcohol taste testing? Yeah, we should. What are we tasting alcohol? Damn. What about it though? Like what's better? No. No. Like like we'll buy a bottle, right? Like every each one of you we get a bottle. Not not one like not one episode with everybody doing it. Just like per per episode one person gets a bottle of their choice. We taste it straight up and then you got to bring a cocktail. We could have tasted a grandpa whiskey today. Crazy. Crazy. You brought us the idea and you had the liquor. The one that you walked right into that one. You can try. Look the rice. No, no, that's Uncle N. I want grandpa whiskey. The grandpa one is uncle. But but that was grandpa. We said who it was. We we you gave us an uncle. We want the act of grandpa. Grandpa. You said it was grandpa. Bless. We grandpa nearest. That's what we want. The fact that you literally sitting right next to Ellie who is a father and you said his lips his black lips cannot taste the whiskey is crazy. Cuz I'm that fatherly figure. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Black lips is crazy. What time is it? I'm white. Huh? What time is it? I'm white. I can't wait. It is color time. It is color time. What was the lady Elvis? She was something. Seriously, why did you look at your wrist and then say white? Because like I didn't realize like All right. So, my thing is like Wait, so you're saying you're white? Asking me what what was her skin? What? No, we asked you what was cuz like I was in disbelief. Wow. But why look at that then second guess? Why do you fart in the morning? Are you telling us something? Wow. Wow. So now but really we could all like All right. So like for example, we're going to go to Tulum. Then we're going to go to Halisco. Then we're going to go Tijuana. Then we go to Tijuana. We go to Huarees too. Yeah. You're not, [ __ ] Why not? You're not as all of them. You might as well just visit all of them and start and start rumors and [ __ ] at that point. If that's the case, let's go to Iran, huh? Let's go to Iran if that's the case. Yeah. Oh, why not? Why can't we go to Iran? Too far. But you have water. Yeah, that's true. D thing in Mexico. No, let's go to the straight of Hamoose. There's water. That is true. There's water. I want to go where Jesus walked. I want to go to the to the to the Red Sea. Like this is this is a uh Jesus uh where I think it's the Red Sea. It's such a high like the Dead Sea. That's the Dead Sea. This is Dead Sea. This a high concentration of salt that you just or Jesus. No. Jesus, bro. Which one? Jesus. Where did Jesus walk? On water. The whole Where did he walk? If any honestly he walks everywhere. The Jordan. No, that's where he was baptized. Where did he walk? That's in Africa. He was he don't do it. No way. No, but Egypt was right there though. Egypt was close to close. Egypt was right there. Egypt is right there, right? What was Jesus doing? What was Jesus doing when he was 22? Isn't Egypt? Isn't Egypt in Africa? No, but I'm saying it's right there. It's close, I think. What was you just doing? Is it or no? I thought Sea of Galilee. Oh, he went to Galilee. He walked in Jerusalem water lake in the northern in northern Israel. Jerusalem, Judea, Capernaum, are those places still there? Yeah. Yeah. Can you just take a flight? Yeah, probably. People fly people fly out there to touch that wall. Mommy went. You can still take a fight now. Mommy went there and did the You can take a fight now. The pilgrimage, right? You can take a fight now. I don't know. I would love to do that. By the way, the pilgrimage. Yeah. The whole world. How do you do that? So, she didn't do it through the church. She did it through one of her church groups cuz that that would be better as a group activity like that like by yourself. Like I would love to do that. Um she had a blast. She really enjoyed her time. Um and she she did a lot honestly while she was out there. She's got hella pictures. That look nice. Yeah, definitely bring white white though. It's She said bring white. Yeah, she said it was Matt. What do you mean bring white? Like white clothes. White clothes. Got to blend in. You got to blend in. I'm sure you were thinking the same thing. I was bring you had to bring someone from white. Do not go cuz you have all black. I just saw you cuz his black lips can't taste [ __ ] What? No, I didn't. That was you. Take us out, bro. It is. I mean, it's not the one. Remember, we really could have tasted new whiskey. You could have done the shots, but shots. Anyway, want to take us away? Take us away. Sh. Take me away. Take me away. You have no more topics. We've been talking [ __ ] for two hours.[ __ ] The Drake was literally about like 30 minutes. There some brain cells listening to us today. Thank you. Thank you. If you please can leave a like, comment, share, drop like, subscribe. Please drop a like, comment, subscribe, let us know what happened, woo. Anyways, oh [ __ ] we got a three-day weekend this week. And on that note, thank you for listening. Thanking you for putting up with our BS and our [ __ ] and our shenanigans. Order from home Tuesday, too. When does your desk come in? Huh? When does your desk come in? I got to order. Shows up for the freaking podcast. Okay. Are you building a computer though? I'm thinking about it. He not the next move. But thinking about is like price is like so expensive right now. That's like in the back of the honestly. I built my [ __ ] at the perfect time. Money. Yeah, you did. Money with a capital. That's crazy. If I got the desk, why not build it? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I mean, what kind of desk you got? You got the money for that? You got to have the money. You got a motorized desk. The one those push a button, it goes up and down. You don't got the money for that. How the [ __ ] you can't go on a trip? You have money for to buy a computer now? I didn't say I didn't have the money for this trip, man. No, no, no, no. They're relocating the money. But he has the money. Anyway, why am I explaining my my financial situation to you? Yo, but if you need help with the computer, I got you though. I I want to build it myself. No, if you have any questions, you know. Is that a manly thing? You got to build 100%. 100%. 100%. If you don't figure it out, cuz I had to figure it out and my shit's fine. Thank God. Thank God. Anyways, love you without the cursing. No, we didn't. No, we didn't. Yeah, we didn't. [ __ ] that [ __ ] That's[ __ ] [ __ ] right there, bro. Thank you people. This big bombto. That's the end club right there. Bomb. Yeah, we did good on the cur. We did compared to other weeks. No, we did not.