19 - The Emmys, RHOSLC, RHOM, RHOC, Big Brother, and 90 Day HEA

Madelyn has termites! The girls discuss the joys of home ownership, thoughts on the Emmys (thank G The Bear didn't win anything, do we need to be watching The Pitt?), a brief bit about 90 Day The Other Way, and how much hugging, cuddling, and cheating (allegedly) is happening in the Big Brother house. All that plus of course 90 Day Happily Ever After, The Real Housewives of Miami, The Real Housewives of Orange County, and the long awaited and absolutely fantastic return of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City!

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Welcome to Rather Be Rotting, where two sisters who should really be doing something more productive dissect all things reality, TV, and pop culture chaos, because no matter what's going on in life, we would always rather be rotting. Hello. That chapstick treating you. It's great. How are those termites treating you? You couldn't wait to chap it up before we pressed record? You know, when you sit down and you see a chapstick, all of a sudden you're like, I could use that. There's never a time where you can't use it. And thank you for bringing that up right off the top. I noticed you were sitting in your guest room, so I didn't know that they're in there. No, they're not in the guest room. There was one termite in the guest room. Oh, so is that where you've been slumbering then? Yes. correct well one night I slept on the couch just in case because I didn't know where they were coming from I thought like the middle of the living room would be the safest spot so yeah it turns out we've got a colony under our bedroom floor which is awesome of flying termites so when they lose their wings then they're real termites which would explain why I was finding when I first made this discovery I only saw maybe like six or seven or eight bugs but tons of wings just like wings galore and I would shake out our curtains and wings everywhere

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just like how many of the flying termites became actual termites which is like really disturbing yuck yeah I'll say so you know it's just We finished the bathroom and we finally get to have a normal life and now we have termites. But this is all first world problems. Like there's way bigger problems going on in the world in America. Right over there in Hollywood, I would say. The joys of home ownership, though. The joys of home ownership.

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for you. Yeah, it sucks. I told you, rent forever. I mean, I would not prefer that, but you do make it look appealing. The options right now are to pay$2,200 to fix this problem or have my boyfriend try to fix it himself for like$15 or so. I'll be back next week with an update. 1,000%. We might have to do an emergency episode. Probably. So something... happened today that i thought was kind of funny is it the taylor swift thing yeah so i saw this thing on fandango it was like a one minute trailer where taylor's like talking about you know i'm gonna have this movie experience with like my new music video and behind the scenes and lyric videos and i sent it to you thinking like oh she should check this out literally not five seconds later as if you saw the picture of taylor swift and the word fandango and called me and said, I'm getting tickets. That's exactly what happened. You had no time to process what I was sending you. I hadn't even, I don't even know what I sent you. I still don't really know what we bought tickets for. I don't have a clue. You just, you don't care what it is. She can just take your money. But I don't buy the merch though. Like, I have limits. Yeah, and you don't buy every iteration of the albums. I don't buy any. The red version, the orange version. None of my money goes to Hermione. actual music because i stream everything on spotify spotify yeah um so i guess in a roundabout way she gets her cut from spotify but like what she gets is if she has a movie situation or a concert that's when she gets my money And now she has a movie situation is a great way to put it because this is not a movie. It's a theater situation. So again, like, you know, all the fates and stars aligned for us to be in the same place at the same time when this movie comes out, which is just banana. It's perfection. It really is because otherwise I feel like we would each be going to see this by ourselves. Oh, you don't think I would drag my husband to that? I would try to drag my boyfriend. I really would. He probably wouldn't like it. Sunday football day and I can pull the pregnant I don't pull the pregnant card nearly as much as I ought to so that's like one that I would that is shocking and I don't believe you and I'm sure if we got him to the mic he would say something different I did ask him to get me Tums today whilst he was playing a video game exactly so we'll see do you think it's gonna be awkward to be sitting there with a bunch of 12 year old Swifties watching lyric videos you know what I actually think it's gonna be a bunch of people our age that's true because she's our age like we're growing up with her. So I think it's going to be fun. Something else that happened? Well, our episode dropped after the Emmys, but we didn't talk after them. So what are your thoughts? Now, listen, I need to preface this with, I really tried. The day that the Emmys aired was the day I flew home to New Jersey from LA after flying home from Australia the day prior. I really tried to stay awake through the whole thing. My fatal flaw or error was going upstairs and laying down in my bed to watch it. So I saw bits and pieces of it in between my mini siestas however i did go see a recap so i know who won everything yeah i think that's enough and my main question to you that i asked is is the pit really that good and i told you i cannot watch the pit because of childhood trauma when i was um a little kid and i couldn't sleep because i was scared you know who knows what like you know someone under the bed behind the bed the fact that we're all gonna die someday whatever the case may be i would go out of my bed and i would just stand like at the edge of the living room so my mom couldn't see our mom couldn't see me but i could see and hear the tv and she'd somehow would always be watching er it was always er and that shit was so dramatic so graphic the music alone was just like just thinking about it sends a chill down my spine so i don't know why i thought the cure for a sleepless night because i'm scared we're all gonna die would be to go watch people die um Eventually, I think what it was is I was like working up the nerve to tell mom I couldn't sleep. I knew that it would be like kind of irritating. So maybe that's what it was. I don't know. This is something else I can unpack in therapy. I probably did in therapy when I was little, but the point is the pit. It just, it's too similar, too triggering. But you watched Grey's Anatomy. That is a great point, and I do think about that. Like, Grey's Anatomy is all about the love triangles and the hookups behind the scenes. and they have like bizarre medical cases like crazy bizarre medical cases and they have like bombs and mass shootings and ferry crashes and car crashes and plane crashes and you know tsunamis earthquakes like everything it's like a 9-1-1 over there but the pit is just like way more based in reality which i think is why i can't watch it oh well i never watched it so i wouldn't know i know our mother our mother likes it which is not surprising because she loved er she likes to watch you know people in peril i guess what makes me happy is that the bear didn't win anything fuck the bear i'm so glad i didn't have to flip a table yeah that was great um we we were pleased with some of the winners obviously hannah einbinder trammell being smart trammell tillman we were very happy that our hacks ladies won they deserved it they they're phenomenal trammell trammell tillman everything to us severance and then the rest of the the pit was everything else and the studio was everything else and you have you watched the studio you did right i've seen a handful of episodes and i i was entertained me too it kind of give is gives curb in a way because it's like sometimes it's like so awkward yeah i guess so but i liked it if we think about the fashion here there was really i would wait before we get to fashion i would just like to say i do like hacks better than the studio and i wish hacks had won oh yes comedy i i mean i didn't finish the studio but i would agree okay so back to fashion there was really only one person and i don't think i've seen enough praise for this outfit and we haven't lisa was incredible that dress was everything to me it was it was custom custom laver couture which is a name I've never heard of but yeah that was that was the best everybody else was boring actually I liked Brittany Snow's pink dress me too And then everybody else was boring, except maybe Jenna Ortega, I guess. I liked Jenna Ortega's chandelier, broken chandelier, Givenchy top. Yeah. I thought it was great. So I told you to watch something. Did you watch it, or did you at least watch clips? I did watch clips. Of Dancing with the Stars. Now, this is not a show that I watch regularly. No. I happened to watch it one night, just because... It was the premiere. It was the premiere. I was just interested. So the first person I would like to talk about is Whitney, Mormon wife. With her new face. She looks incredible. I would kill for that glow up. Yeah, I think. She looks like Emily Blunt. I think she had a little rhinoplasty. I think she had a little brow lift, perhaps an upper bluff, but I think more likely a little brow lift or better place Botox, one of the two. Yeah. Maybe some like Botox down here. Is it possible she just lost the weight that she had put on from having a baby? No. I mean, it's probably part of it, but like I was looking at it before and after on TikTok today. There's no shot. You did send me that. That was kind of a jump scare. No, no, not that one. There was a different one. Oh, like a recent. Because before she had the baby weight from, you know, postpartum and she had that weird flipped Stephanie from Miami curled hair. So I really just think growing out her hair and losing the baby weight was transformative I think that she had all the pieces already no I'll try to find you the video because like when you look at the before and after from the end of the season to now it's like a different nose okay well whatever it is definitely higher up okay send that to me because I would like to know like what we can do for ourselves to get that glow up and she got one of the highest scores of the night she was great the other um Jen mom talk Jen Mormon wife she signed up for this show I did not realize before she had even pushed her baby out Yeah, I think that kid's only a couple months old. Eight weeks. She had a baby eight weeks before she had to do her first dance. Won't be me. I'll tell you that. I was just going to say, like, I know this probably doesn't resonate with you as much because you haven't had your baby yet, but. I am not a star. Holy cow. I mean, that's, I was like doing the math on that. I'm like, so she was still pregnant when she signed up. She had no idea how she was going to feel eight weeks postpartum and she's doing it anyway. So I give them both major props. Yeah, definitely. Neither of them are like my favorite of the mom talkers, but I certainly see Whitney in a whole new light. I mean, yeah, I think she's like a shoo-in to win. Well, then we have Dylan. Efron, did you see his milkshake dance? Not great. I loved it. He's never danced in his life, he said. And he said, what better way to conquer my fear than to go out there and shake my ass? And I was just obsessed with it. I couldn't get enough. I'm happy for him. I just didn't think he was very good. And then I saved the best for last. Can you guess? Millie's doing a sploot. I guess that it's Robert Irwin. Just like if you want joy in your life, just watch that performance. So animated. Because the facial expressions were just like a pro. Everything about that was pro. He says he's never moved to music in his life. Some people just are born with it, I guess. His talents are, I mean, what he's doing for wildlife is incredible. And, you know, Wildlife Con I don't want to take him out of that element. And Bindi won the competition too. Where did these kids get it? Yes, she won 10 years ago. And they showed little Robert in the audience crying because he was so happy I died. So cute. He was so cute when he was little with that blonde bowl cut. He's also very attractive now. This is why, again, back to the kids thing. I can't have a kid because to lose that little bowl cut creature. Look at him now. Devastating. He's the object of every woman's desire. Now he's hot, which is a really confusing way for me to feel. As a mom, I want that for my son. You want your son to grow up hot? Yeah, I want him to get all the action he wants. And impregnate all the women? No. I will educate him on safe sex, obviously. He's not going to want to listen to you. Then my husband will do it. Anyway, I just feel like Robert Irwin is like... Yeah, definitely. is it being cradled once again in the bosom of heather gay oh my god oh my god it's just good to be back and i know i say that every time we come back to a show big brother you know orange whatever it may be like no one does it like them to start with a trip is so bold and it worked and i was i was smiling and laughing the entire time yeah it was really great just immediately britney and britney britney is the star i thought angie was the star it's britney for all the wrong reasons but yes i just love her so much she shows up in a bikini she makes an announcement about how she got engaged and unengaged i never to an osmond cousin yep i never want to live in a world without Brittany's announcements hopefully we never have to so I think like what makes this franchise the absolute best is because they can tackle like serious things like in this episode alone we had like you know Lisa getting accused of all being you know being wrapped up in all these lawsuits we got you know Whitney Rose talking about her terrible horrible business failure and then we also get like fluffy stuff like Angie going camping in a business suit and we get like a mormon fundamentalist ghost and we get rv strippers like you won't see anything like this anywhere else no it's really one of a kind And I would just like to say shame on Lisa for not going on that trip. I don't know how she got away with that. Like I don't, I feel like that's not allowed. It's a good thing she didn't drop names so that we didn't know that she was spending time with Ben Affleck and Blake Lively. Which like these days is not a flex. It's funny that they all like accuse her of not going on this girl's trip. How could you not go on this girl's trip? And they mean like a cast trip. Yeah. Like this is important to the cast and like how, you just skip it you aren't supposed to that's against the rules but I think we're in a very good spot for next week like for like Lisa to fully unload when she finds out that they were all like going on a talking a shit talking spree about her I was just upset because I wanted to take a look at the work of those threads and I didn't get to oh yeah oh my gosh and watch what happens live they guess she was 51 and she's like 45 they were playing a game I saw that with Larsa and Gretchen yeah some of the guesses from Larsa were so wild like she guessed Ashley was in her like late 40s that woman is 37 she did but then she said somebody who was like 55 was 35 I forget who maybe Giselle over correct no that was the first guess oh it's they were just oh it was Giselle yes it was they were just like such wild guesses okay so let's break this down how do we feel about Whitney's red hair I like it it's fine I love that she's doing it in solidarity with her ginger daughter well it's back to blonde now so oh yeah because i saw a confessional where she had blonde hair house house solidarity yeah yeah short-lived solidarity um i noticed bronwyn in the rv had a cup that said the what is it it's the whatever the mormon wives drink that um swig yes yes so she had stopped at swig before she got there which i loved it took me back to mormon wives what did you think of the stripper's that Whitney hired. I mean, I knew in five seconds it was strippers. Well, yeah, but like... But funsies. It was a great way to start and they made the most of it even though they were in such tight quarters. Yeah, I liked it. So, then they're on the RV and they're on their way and Whitney accuses Brittany of sucking dick. What was that? Like, they got in a random fight for no reason and then Angie starts drinking tequila straight out of the bottle. I'm not sure where that... accusation came from but i sure was happy to have it i thought it was kind of lame i thought it was kind of cheap it was like gino on 90 day fiance you're ugly i mean like if you're gonna insult someone i mean i don't know it was a she sucked dick for money that's what it was yes oh and it did give us that beautiful moment later when britney tried to hug whitney and when he was like oh i don't want to hug right now and she's like okay fine well i'm still mad you said i sucked it for money I just, like, she's the gift that keeps on giving. She really is. I'm obsessed with her, truly. And Angie, I noticed something this episode. She had alcohol in her hand in almost every scene. Whether it be, you know, drinking from the bottle or these, like, little shots. And I just thought, I think she holds her liquor really well. What I love about Angie Kay is that she pronounces every single T. She does, just like Carrie Bradshaw, just like our mother. Yeah. And it just, it doesn't seem forced. It feels natural to her to be doing it. And I just appreciate that. Me too, because with Carrie Bradshaw, it does seem forced. Yeah. And with Angie, it just feels like part of her soul. And I loved Angie's confessional look, that big blue sleeve thing. I liked Heather's green dress confessional look, that Grecian dress. You didn't like the pink one? Bronwyn's? No, Heather had one that was like red or green. I don't remember that one. Was it nice? It was fine. Kind of boring. What would you do if you had to go to that campsite? I would be just as upset as them. You know, to be honest, I wouldn't want to kayak or fly fish. I was just going to say, which activity would you do? Can I pick neither? I do like to roast a hot dog, though. I would have been like Mary eating those dry ass bagels because I don't like hot dogs and they have literally nothing else. There was uncooked asparagus in a bag. Bitch, you know we're not going to eat that. Did they even have s'mores? Probably. Probably. I didn't see if I could not have us some more. Truly, that was the worst part. so let's see what else did we get we got lisa embroiled in all these lawsuits i didn't really i don't i meant to look into what they were and i didn't i don't need to do you think that she oh it's because she owed someone forty thousand dollars and didn't pay them back and as meredith says you know taking out loans is part of doing business and then whitney says you have to pay them back yeah you do what did you think of whitney really owning her failure this wasn't just a failure for herself she felt her Her employees. She failed her customers. She failed her family. Yep. And all these TikTokers are just trying to get famous off her failure. Yeah. I thought that was, you know, that's what this show is about. I liked it. As Lisa Rin would say, you have to own it. And you know who else owned it? Bronwyn. Mm-hmm. She owned that she lied about the necklace. She did. So I just... I can't say enough good things. Like, this makes every other franchise right now look like pure shit. Well, next week's the finale of Miami, so we're almost done with them. We just started Miami. I know. Why did they have a shortened season? It wasn't. Time just flies. This is so... I can't talk about that. We gotta stay on track, because I'm gonna lose it. Okay, well... Next week's the finale of Miami. This week they pretty much all seem to be in a good place with the exception of Kiki and Adriana. Found out, it was revealed that Kiki was the cake maker. I would not have guessed that, would you? No. I think we were talking about it last week and we didn't guess it. No, no, no. Do you believe that she had good intentions or do you think she was just trying to be a bitch? I don't think she was trying to be a bitch. Is that crazy? A little. So you think she did it on purpose? Yeah, because I think there's no way to put her... Everybody knows she's very sensitive about her age. I don't think there's any way to put it on the cake without being shady. I know, and I feel like she handled it really well when it happened. Yeah, but Kiki didn't handle getting... Well, that escalated so quickly. Yeah, Adriana never said, like, I know you did the cake.

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Did she? No, they were talking like separate from each other. Yeah. And then somehow Adriana worked herself up to think that she was being accused of being racist. Yeah. And when that all first went down, I also, yeah, I'm having really bad heartburn. Okay, fine. I'm sorry. I'm really struggling. Would you like to like say I'm sorry that I'm chewing gum? I'm sorry I'm chewing gum. I didn't realize you could hear it. You know what so funny is my husband always complains that i chew gum like a cow i do too i guess i'm sorry i just i have really bad heartburn these days and it's okay i mean like you have to do what you have to do sorry if you hear smacking or cow chewing it's because i'm my kid's gonna come out with a head full of hair i guess i don't know anyway when the ratchet comment happened i feel like we thought the connotation was that they were telling her it was like like it was implied that it was racist. Nobody ever said that. Nobody said it. But it felt implied to me. It did kind of feel implied but then when Kiki heard that that was what was going on she's like what are you talking about? Like she had no idea. It just escalated so quickly. I just like also don't buy that. She melted down. Adriana melted down and then Kiki ran away in an Amazon delivery truck which I thought was insane. I didn't know we could use Amazon delivery trucks as our personal Ubers. Well she can kind of do whatever she wants. But I also like I don't like when she gets backed into a corner she just like leaves. Like you have to finish the fight. Well I don't like how Alexia is so defensive about everything. Like she takes every comment as a personal attack and I know people who are like that in real life and it's really exhausting because you feel like you have to phrase everything so specifically. Totally. She's always been that way. What else did we get? Oh, would you pay someone a thousand dollars to put up your Christmas tree? No, I actually like putting up my Christmas tree. Me too. But you know what? I would pay down a hundred percent. That is the fucking worst. It's taking down a goddamn tree. When do you take your tree down? make like a day or two after new year's yeah me too and my husband's like he gets furious he wants like weeks oh and i'm like the holiday is over i feel like our parents would be happy to take it down like the 26th no yeah fully we've told we had to like fight them not to at times yeah and now i'm getting fought he like wants to leave it up till february and i'm like that's hey this is his house he makes the call no i make the call it's my house but I would like to pay somebody to take it down no it's horrible I dread it I literally dread it as if like saying as if Christmas ending wasn't bad enough like you have to go back to your dull dreary winter life with no break in sight like you have to match all the ornaments to their boxes and in my case our tree is really really really really really tall so getting it back in its little box is truly a herculean effort and I can't stand it but I will say when I all done and the extra needles and all the glitter is vacuumed up it is a really really good feeling like wow look at what we did i will say that one thing i do hate about putting up the tree that you don't have to deal with because you don't get real ones is um the lights well guess what what The lights on top of our fake tree, a section of them burnt out.

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So we have that to look forward to in December. Like, what are we going to do? What are we going to do?

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lights on. Can we just put them on that one section? Probably. Then where do we plug them in? You'll have to run a cord down the back. Oh, my God. Okay, I'll leave that to my boyfriend. Anyway, I feel like that's kind of what we got. From Miami, we got Julia's daughter's coming around. a bit on the kid thing we got a jump scare we got her flock of seagulls here again and a flashback which I feel like we should have been warned Martina is her opinion of the girls is harsh I feel like not understanding why they aren't why they couldn't really wrap their heads around the kid thing was I just get bad vibes from Martina yeah she doesn't seem very empathetic no and then we found out that Jodi won't marry Lisa until she gets therapy for her psychotic behavior feels appropriate yeah and she even said like okay you're right yeah she's nuts so that would be helpful otherwise we didn't have much from them um shall we go to orange county definitely we wrapped up our two our two separate trips to mecula for half of them and a fancy pants sleepover for the others they went to the abbey they did and no one was there they're on the dance floor by themselves it was probably early if I had to guess it was probably early in the night we have been on the dance floor by ourselves at the Abbey and you know what I had a great time we had a blast in a glass but it looked like they had a fun night they were drinking and Gretchen was spilling secrets about Tamara having an affair with the recording studio person I tried to take back the next morning she is a mess and she was drunk so we have to give that to her yeah but like this isn't her first time on Housewives so you know if you drink and you spill shit and it gets recorded like you can't take it back okay and know but i also don't think the other girls should say anything because i do think that gossiping at a sleepover is like a sacred right and not on the housewives well i know that tamra is going to see it eventually but i don't think that heather or emily should be the ones to pass it along like let's deal with that at reunion i think in terms of the other party wait we have a little bit more about this party we found out that slade doesn't pay for anything who's who is the I'm surprised by that. So he doesn't have, is he a stay-at-home dad? Probably. Okay, well then I guess that's fair. Wasn't he like Gretchen's manager? Well now she doesn't need a manager. She's probably, I don't even know. How do they get money? Probably just hawking shit on Instagram. But yeah, how much can she realistically make? I don't know. How much did she get from that old guy that kicked the bucket? I think that she didn't get as much as we thought, and she surely has spent all that just to survive after they broke up and maintain her housewife status. Maybe she invested it well. I doubt it. And also, I would just like to say that on Watch What Happens Live, she clarified the naked waisted. She did not go to the hospital. She said she misspoke when she said she went to the hospital it's a way it's a roundabout way of saying i flat out lied yeah which bronwyn owned much more gracefully i think definitely so snaps for bronwyn okay so over in temecula i just think that that tamra's trying too hard to force shannon to like her again and shannon just like doesn't well i think that tamra was like asking her all those questions when she was trying to look at measurements to make the breakfast like i don't want anyone like i can't answer you when i'm trying to you know get a teaspoon of this or a cup of that okay well i can so i think that's a little i think shannon's just a little bit of a bitch okay well maybe shannon's not as good of a cook as you or baker as you also she you know she's the pills probably the alleged pills probably affect her cooking the bills probably do you think tamra brought up shannon's dad having a drinking problem to hurt her i think she did it as a way to like relate to her yeah i did that didn't feel malicious at all shannon's just very sensitive to tamra because of everything that's happened in the past otherwise we didn't have much like I said after watching Salt Lake these other two it's just like and you know what's funny is I watched the other two I watched Miami and Orange County before Salt Lake even though Salt Lake was on earlier in the week because I had to save the best for last and I'm so glad I did I didn't want to watch it I didn't want to it's like when you know a Taylor Swift album's coming out it's like the anticipation is the best part and in this case we got a Midnight's equivalent episode it was everything I wanted and more like more than I even could have expected from a first season premiere. It was pretty magical. Do you have anything to add about the housewives? No, I don't think so. Okay, you want to move over to Big Brother? Definitely. Okay, so I did text you during the episode, the two-hour episode on Wednesday. Okay. with this emoji the grimace one did you feel the same way do you think this was the most awkward zingbot moment in history easily listen can i remember any others no but i i know how i feel and this i've never felt i was just like like the whole time i was watching it it was so good though but do you think the zingbot was really standing there while morgan was cutting that piece you know what i'm gonna choose to believe so me too brings me joy so and it just goes to show that like until now Vincent Morgan truly did not realize how they were coming across to not only everybody in the house but everybody watching the show and I loved this week that they in the diary room they asked people's opinion on it because I like this took them so long I don't know and I'm just like I'm so deep in the live feed TikTok that I like I've seen so much of this but never get the other house guests like pov on it so i know how like america feels but to hear that they also think it's insane in the house because how could they not some seasons most seasons like i always feel like people get a little touchy-feely in that house in general like there's always a lot of fucking hugging a lot of yeah laying together in a hammock i would hate that i know i all the hugs that occur i'd be like ground rule i don't do that number one well and also just like the everyone hanging out in the hoh room like oh you know the rules i would set if i was an hoh like nobody's in my room unless i ask you there and then you must leave no hugs no one-on-ones no no cuddle like well an ava no one don't pet me no it's weird now it's it's weird now that even like you and my husband like put your hands on my belly which i get because i'm pregnant so it's yeah like you have to let us but it's but it's also like it's not my immediate my immediate reaction is like why are you doing that you know yeah so that's always been odd to me but like even now Vincent Morgan is like on another level of insanity like even when Zingbot first walked in she was like draped over him yes never not and then what about that moment when they were like in that passionate embrace when everyone else was in the room with them that was why old I've never seen anything like it And when at one point, I think she was talking to Ava Morgan and she was, it's not like I'm like rubbing his back and she goes, you do though. Yeah. Are they just oblivious to it? And they do, they hold hands also. And it's like, how do they need, why do they need this explained to them? They have more PDA than any showmans. Yeah, truly. I couldn't believe it. I could not believe it. And then they like talked about the veto ceremony all night. Did you see that? All night. Mm-hmm. They, okay. So from what I've seen on the live feeds, they stay up and talk all night, every night. When do they sleep? 5 a.m. When do they sleep? And they just go back and forth. I'm like, how could you have more to say about this? I don't, I don't know. It's hard to watch Morgan to come off so jealous. Like I've never seen more, two more pathetic people in my entire life in the history of television. I know. Like my husband doesn't really watch the season, but he kind of popped in on a few times and he's like, every time I see that dude, Vince, he's crying, whining little bitch. And I'm like, yeah, cause that's what he's been all season. I cannot believe I ever pitied him. And then Lauren came on the screen and he goes, also, who's that? The Zingbot was funny calling her boring. I thought the Zingbot was mean to call Kelly creepy. And then when Kelly got voted out and she said she was irritating, my heart broke for her. Me too. That was honestly harder to watch than the Zingbot was her exit interview with Julie because it was horrible. They just kept saying it over and over again. And I want to be like, not everybody probably No. And I feel like we've been in situations where people have thought we were irritating. And it doesn't mean we are. It just means that, like, we don't vibe with that person. I felt really sad for Kelly. Another thing that my husband said as we were rounding up the week's episodes was, your sister must be so happy that Keanu's still there. Why? You love him. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, I'm just happy that... i can root for someone because i certainly can't root for that ball-less vincent who said he was forced to put lauren up like a little bitch 34 year old man i was forced to put up lauren i if he wins i will riot the second keanu is voted out i have no one left to root for because ashley's a floater ava you know but you know what for some reason like things get handed to her like she wins competitions on accident people use vetoes on her to prove points to other people Yeah. You know, that's something I've never really seen before because it's like being a floater, but like to an extra, like the luckiest floater that ever exists. Yeah. Like people are helping you are, are just throwing you so many life vests. Yeah. So I don't know, but, and I will say that like, I love the camp this season, like with Rachel's outbursts and Ava's little outburst with her pawn. Yeah. That was, that was interesting. They're trying to do stuff. Like they're trying to give us content. They're trying. Cause you know, it really gets boring once you know it gets down to this many people yeah when Vince was sobbing over Lauren's exit the way Morgan's face contained so many multitudes in it like she was like trying to look concerned and sad for Vince but like you could see a smile under there like she was just rubbing his back like my poor Vince like you know we just all gotta feel so bad for him that bitch I know she'd been jealous of her ever since Zach was in the house. Remember when she was obsessed with Zach? Oh, my bitch. I feel bad for her because, I mean, poor Kelly thinks she's irritating. I think Kelly's a delight. I hope when she gets out, she realizes that, like, I hope people do like her. She's, like, such a great competitor. She's battled back from so much. I know. I hope so, too. And when Morgan won, that head of household, was that what she won?

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Mm-hmm.

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I almost turned the TV off then and there. It took everything in me to summon the strength to watch the next hour that unfolded before me. Well, I'm glad that you did because it was a worthwhile watch. Well, I would have rather seen Vince or Morgan get the fuck out. Yeah, but I didn't mind Lauren leaving. Do you think they're going to be surprised when they find out they're the most hated of the season? Yes. Clearly, yes.

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Yes.

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What do they think people think? I don't know. Like I said at the top of this, they were obviously clueless to how they're coming across. That is banan. It's been a good season, and now it's at its boring part, but... Still here for it. Do you have any other Big Brother thoughts? I can't believe James Gunn is such a big fan. I can't believe they got James Gunn. I was stunned. I thought Lance Bass was a big get. I was like, he's not doing anything else but sitting around waiting for the call from Taylor Hale to DM him? I know. I think I'm actually going to watch tonight's Unlocked. I usually tune in and scrub through. So I might do that again. Let me know if I miss anything. I will. There was a good segment where they went to the wardrobe department and you find out that the wardrobe people only get to meet the contestants one time. Then they have to make all these costumes and they don't know whose costumes they're going to be making for what, like Vito? They don't know. Wasn't James Gunn married to Jenna Fisher? What? I think that was their first marriage. She had a first marriage? Look this up. Wow. Am I right? They were married for seven years before they divorced. Wow. So do they have any kids together? No. He looked so young back then. Well, didn't we all? It's really sad to see like Ben Stiller looks just so old and it's like he was so young and Zoolander and Tim Allen. Brian Cranston. From the Santa Claus. Brian Cranston. It happens in slow motion so you don't really notice it as much then then you do one but if you really think about it it's like wow like all these people are getting so old yeah that means we're getting old i i'm aware of that I'm aware of it. I think about it all the time. It's really starting to become a midlife crisis for me. I wonder if having a kid will make me feel younger or older. It won't because if you think time goes by quickly now, like a kid is a visual representation of how fast time goes. I suppose. When you blink and your kid is 10, you're going to be like, wow, I'm old. I'm in my 40s.

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I'll be 43.

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It's easier to push that away without that visual aid right there reminding you every single day. Well, enough of that sad topic. Let's move over to another sad topic. Let's move over to Jimmy Kimmel getting... No, I'm just kidding. Let's not do that. Do you want to move on to 90 Day Fiancé? Yes. 90 Day Fiancé. I actually enjoy this episode. Not having Darcy and... I don't know why, I just... Florian? I didn't miss her. What's his name? Georgie. Yeah, I don't need her. At all. So... I'd like to start with the non-wedding of Julia and Brandon. Oh my god. Not an officiant. Not an officiant. Not a guest. I knew last week it wasn't going to be a wedding. It was literally just an excuse for her to wear a wedding dress. They didn't even say vows to each other. He paid$1,500 for that dress that she wore for 10 minutes in front of nobody. Are you serious? Yeah. Oh my god. That's crazy. That was going to be like a real vow renewal. How much did she pay for her bridal claw clip?$5. So that was very odd to me. And what wasn't odd to me, but was disturbing was Betty just never not making it all about her, like coming into her bridal suite first and giving her, playing her with more alcohol. I was chilling with that weird ass smile, that creepy smile. It's like that movie Smile. She's always chilling. And then when her mom came, her actual mom came in and Betty's presenting her as if she is the pageant judge. Never not just standing there. And like Julia and her mom are trying to have this moment while the mom is giving her grandma's jewelry and Betty's right there in the middle being like, beautiful. Oh, so sweet. Beautiful. Shut up, Betty. Shut up and leave. How about that? And the whole time that Betty was in there with her, just like talking isn't this so beautiful and special just like being creepy as fuck i was like shouldn't she be getting ready too and apparently like no she she didn't mean she didn't get ready like that never happened she that was her version of ready yeah which i could not believe because i don't even think she put like one one coat of mascara no so then they have their non-ceremony it doesn't rain thank g does you notice that her dad said spicy butt it's how you say Thank you. Oh, spicy bath. That's from Sex and the City. And the happiness lasted all of five seconds because Brandon opened his big mouth. The way I would punch his balls under the table. He did what he had to do to make a TV show. Let's bring up the fertility hot topic at this table with my psychotic parents and Julia's parents who can't understand a damn thing we're saying. His psychotic mother. Mother. Go for Ron! Snaps for Ron telling everyone, you know, he said, what did he say to Betty? Like, shut the hell up? Shut up. Literally, Ron was the only one who spoke any reason at that table. Julia's body, her choice. And that's it. The end. Is Ron a redeemable character? Perhaps. Now he just needs to divorce bipolar Betty and he could have a happy ending. Fortunately, we know Betty is getting a grandchild from them, but if she wasn't, I think that woman would murder Julia in her sleep. So what's happening with that? Because we just left things at her saying, I don't want kids. Well, she's pregnant. So what happened between taping that and now? Hopefully we find out. I'm sure we will. But it's just like... That woman is a nut. She's a nut. She's bat shit. She's Looney Tunes. If she came into my bridal suite with that poison mimosa and that horror movie smile, I don't know what I would do. I would text her son and say, get her the fuck out of here. The problem is it's also Brandon's face. Knowing how terrible Betty is, I could never be with Brandon because they have the same face. I do think I think he might have Ron's eyes, I realized last night. Okay, well, that's not enough. I know. No, I know. You don't gotta tell me. And I just think that, like, clearly, she needs time to think about the decision. And Brandon is being such a baby back bitch. Well, he knows he wants kids. He's very passionate about that. As you can attest to, you are very passionate. Imagine if your partner wasn't sure. Like, what if your husband started having doubts? That's a decision we would have made before we got married. That's true. It's a decision we did make before we got married. That's true. So... Tough. But the other thing is, like... As a man, if you're not going through any of the medical shit, you don't get a say in how fast she decides to do it or not. You just don't. Like, it's, he's just so horrible. I hate him. I hate that. Also, Betty, when she said, we're still young, we have time. And she was like, Betty was like, no, you don't. You're not young. You're 30. I felt personally attacked. I felt personally victimized by Betty. I don't know. Me too and I don't even want kids but I was like wait I'm 34 what if I change my mind? Also I've been to many a fertility doctor and they told me I am young and I have plenty of time so suck on that Betty. So many people that I can count on so many hands that are getting pregnant at 38, 39, 40. If that's the right path for them that's the path for them. Betty. Yeah she needs to shut the fuck up. As Ron said. Yeah as Ron said listen to your fucking husband for a so their segment was really interesting i was entertained and then me too we get a very um uncomfortable sit down between lauren and libby yeah i think libby is just delusional like i'm totally i don't like lauren but i am on team lauren on this one and libby's forgiveness knows no bounds like there's nothing she won't forgive of her husband but not of other people oh but she did say that there was no way she would stay day with him if he body shamed her so you know keeping a 75 000 bad investment a secret and telling other people instead of you yeah that no not a deal breaker but body shaming is where she draws the line she's an idiot like does she know how hypocritical she looks probably not and also to sit there and be like wouldn't you say calling my husband a dick work is worse than a horrible person are you delusional no i know and then didn't lauren say like well he was a dick because he was. Libby's probably called him a dick before. Wasn't he a dick when he kept that secret from you and forced you to leave the country of Moldova in the darkness of night under the cover of night with your children because he was being such a dick? Twas dickish behavior. Lauren should have brought that up. I just think Libby's like lost her mind with this argument. Those fuckers deserve each other. Yeah. That's why they're never going to break up. And Lauren and Libby, I'm not as invested in their friendship because I never seen it before. Yeah. I don't, I don't care what happens with this. I don't need it to be solved, but I guess we're going to get more of it next week. Cause Yara is going to try to get them to go on a ski trip. That's right. I feel like this is really turning into like something else. I don't want. Yeah. Florida friends, the Florida knuckleheads. Stop trying to make the Florida knuckleheads happen. They're not going to happen. They're not going to happen. So Mrs. Gwen is still in Miami. They're all just letting Myla just drink off of the communal table water bottle. I missed that. Which was upsetting. Do you mean Myla the baby or Mila the dog? Myla the baby. Mila the dog escapes. You know how sometimes at restaurants they bring you a water bottle for the table you mean like a what's it called carafe yeah but sometimes it's like a bottle I guess did you notice this when you were in Australia they do that everywhere right away bottle no I didn't well they did it when I was there and I was like I love this I'm sure they did for me too I just you know it's been a while and I have a bad memory but that's what she was like putting her mouth on and drinking out of it nobody said that's not how we behave in public well they're family it doesn't matter that is gross she's a cute girl she's very cute so apparently jovi doesn't like miami and we also learned that they have a big budget whatever that means for a house yeah can you be more specific about your big budget yeah like how much are we talking about but i understand you are not wanting to move back to louisiana louisiana probably sucks yeah even if you're in new orleans especially compared to the bright lights of miami yeah where she can like get all the ukrainian stuff she wants but like yeah and beach access if jovi's like ms you can't have one person be ms but he's only home like what every couple months because of his job the country is a big place they could try something else california they could try california they could go up a little further to like perhaps a charleston situation well probably he doesn't have friends there and so if they move anywhere else he's not gonna have friends so So it's like the usual question, how do you get a man in his 30s to get friends? Join a hockey league. Not every guy likes hockey, unfortunately. Join a sports league. And he's gone a lot of the time. Like, his work schedule doesn't allow for that. And friendships, like, especially with guys, have to happen organically. Then how is he making friends anyway if he's never home? Well, he had friends because he grew up in Louisiana. Then why should Yara have to suffer? She shouldn't. I feel like we gotta be able to find a compromise here. Maybe they will. I think they'll stay in Miami. I really do. Probably. But they just need a plot line and Mrs. Gwen needs to make herself busy, useful. So yes, Jovi loses the dog. That was funny. Classic. That dog was so little. Is it a puppy? What is that? It's a puppy, but I think it's also just like a small dog. It was really cute, actually. I don't really like little dogs. I think it's a poodle, actually, if I recall what she said. Do we have anybody else besides Gino and Jasmine? Yes. Who am I missing? Kara and Guillermo. Oh. He's so hot, though. He'll be fine. Why did they go on this season? I don't know, but I'm like, I'm so over Kara. Why? Because after everything they talked about, everything he said that she had done, like staying out till 5 a.m. at this guy's house that she used to hook up with, all this shit, I'm like, she is in the wrong. She's wrong. She's wrong. But, like, what does she need from him? Because she just couldn't stop sobbing. I don't think she wants to be married. But she's clearly affected. Like, she was giving Katy Perry a part of me. I don't know, dude. Like, she just was sobbing in every interview. I don't know, but, like... She's clearly, like, upset and heartbroken. Well, then she should have done better. Yeah, I feel like they just need therapy or something. They just need a little bit of help to communicate. I think that therapy probably really would have helped them if they had done it a while ago. I think the ship has sailed. Devastating. So that's really upsetting. R.I.P. Yeah. But as their relationship dies, new life grows in Jasmine's belly. She seems really unhappy about it. She seems really pregnant. Has she been pregnant this whole fucking time? It appears as though she's been pregnant the whole time. Has she known the whole time? I don't know. And they were just doing that back and forth with her and Gino and getting back together just for TV? I don't know if we do it timed up in the next episode it'll be interesting to know because like but she she must have had a bump this episode too because she was wearing a baggy shirt with her prom updo and i know that when women have had multiple kids they show a lot sooner and she won't forget but we remember that she yeah we remember there's other children yeah and like isn't it gonna affect her that she has to like she's gonna have this other child that isn't gonna know her other child children children i don't know i don't know man these two fuckers i mean Do you believe that Gino actually sobbed? And he called her, like, such a fucking liar. Like, she's not a liar. He's like, she scammed me for the green card. Gino, she tried to fuck you so many times. Yeah, I thought she wouldn't have a child with me. It's like, well, you have to have sex with her to do that. Yeah, you refused it. She would have had a child with you if you actually had sex with her. Guess what? Matt put his dick in her vag, and that is how a baby was made. Jasmine is terrible, but this is all Gino's fault. This is all Gino's fault? How could he ever spin it any other way? There's no logic. And we know people don't need logic to feel ways to feel their feelings, but like... He's just on a different planet. He's a mess. Duh. He needs serious help. Yes. But probably so does Matt, and probably so does Jasmine. And I do feel bad that Jasmine was kind of, like, put in this position where she had to live with this guy. Like, she really didn't have any other options. No! Maybe she's finally moving out to, like, prove that, you know, she loves me. And it's like, with what fucking money, Gino? How would she move out? Use your brain. And she tried to come back to you so many times, like... Like, why is now the time that you'll take her back? Like, she has done nothing but try. She has tried to get you to have sex with her. She has tried to communicate. Like, she had tried everything. So I feel bad that Jasmine found herself in that position, but also, like, it's very easy to not get pregnant. And she admitted that. She admitted to her faults. Like, she's like, we knew, you know, we were not careful, whatever. Yep. So I'll be curious to see next week if it's like a time jump or not. Yeah, because she has a big bump next week. She's like six months pregnant. Comparing mine to hers, I feel she is quite pregnant in that next episode. She's bigger than you for sure. So. Quickly, quickly, quickly. I did watch The Other Way. I don't know if I'm going to stick with it. I don't know if I have time. My main takeaway is, like, why can't these people work traditional jobs? Like, they're all trying to, like, earn money by investing in a jewelry and sunglasses line or a shoddy box, a.k.a. cafe. Oh, God, their cafe. That cafe situation, what the fuck? What is that, Lil? What is it? Every situation that Jennie and Sumit find themselves in is a what the fuck. There's, like, a window to serve, like, with a gap, and then another window to serve. No running water. It's literally like a box the size of like maybe my guest bathroom. They're gonna have a cafe in there? You gotta go back and watch the other seasons with them because like this is so classic. I mean I've watched them in Happily Ever After. You mean Diaries? No. Happily Ever After. I don't recall them being on that. They were. Oh. She seems lazy as fuck. Why is there an issue issue with who's gonna do the housework in this house of six people if everyone does one sixth what six adults if there's six adults in one house and everyone does one sixth of the chores that seems like pretty fucking easy does i don't know cultural norms maybe the parents feel like they're not supposed to do anything i don't know i don't know she doesn't make some nasty ass spaghetti that was the worst spaghetti i've ever seen she's the laziest laziest and she clearly never washes her hair because she's too lazy That cafe space was chaotic and confusing. The one couple that I keep thinking about is the French gal, Manon, and her husband. Ah, yes. Because their problems seem, like, really legit. And they don't seem like they're going to be able to solve them. And she told his sister that she felt like she was, like, dying inside or something. What was it? You said being with my brother makes you want to die inside. Not a great thing to say to their sibling. The person's twin. Yeah. Not a good move. That's like if your husband told me that being with Lil makes me want to die inside. Like, obviously my allegiance is going to be to you. I would never say that. So now is the time for me to tell you. I'm just kidding. Yeah, I don't know how moving back to France where she hates it is going to save their marriage. I don't know. I don't think it will. I don't either. So I think that that's going to be a Cara and Guillermo situation eventually. Everybody else, though, I mean, hasn't made a huge impression yet. They all feel pretty new yeah I like that girl Madeline who like wanted to buy her own Madelaine yeah she like bought her own condo or whatever she wanted to buy her own property even though he invested in her business whatever other shitty investments yeah and she said this is the one business that he invested in that's actually making money I really like her and he seems like a dope I first thought she might be oh there's more to her than just a pretty face he bought money to build a resort I don't know Like, what is... He's just gonna build a resort. Like, and he's in so much debt. I just... Not good. Otherwise, there wasn't, like, oh, also the stripper. Like, he had a stripper at his bachelorette. Did you see that? Do you remember that? I did see that, yeah. Fiji. Her name was Fiji. I thought she should really watch Anora because, like, that's Oscar-winning stripping. And it was really impressive. And I feel like she kind of sucked. So she just needs some lessons. Yeah. She wasn't very good. Maybe watch this back and she'll self-improve. What do you think of Chloe? It's funny because when we were first, the first episode, when we really only got her friends pov i was like she's so dumb doing this with this guy and then when i got his pov i was like oh maybe she's the bad one why because he was like i just i want to settle down i don't think she's ready for partying blah blah blah yeah if he wants to settle down i mean as her mom said piracy is not a sustainable career it's not but i was really flip-flopping me too well and also like her version was when she was gonna leave he like asked her to stay and so she bought a ticket and his version is i never thought i'd see her again and then she'd came back yeah but no one wants to marry her I mean my dream in seventh grade was to like be a pirate and I would have loved to have married a pirate so we'll see how it turns out I'm glad you didn't did I dodge a bullet we'll find out on 90 day the other way yep you gonna rot this weekend um probably a little we are gonna go to a baby store to try some strollers and but you already picked your stroller I know but my husband hasn't looked at any so I guess that's true he's got it yeah And maybe continue the couch search, I think. Are you going to rot? Just get something durable. I'll probably rot a little on Sunday while my boyfriend's watching football. We're going to see some friends for, like, a little Oktoberfest get-together tomorrow, and then we have to do some work to, like, patch up the area where the termites are. Like, once we decide what we're doing there, like, we have to take precautions to make sure they don't get in or out again. So fun. Yeah, no. I have to start my fast at 7 p.m. on Sunday night because I failed my first glucose test. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry about that. You failed. You're a failure. I failed. You're a failure to your baby. I have to take my three-hour test, but that's Monday. Why is it three hours? You take your blood once an hour every three hours or for three hours to see how your blood reacts to the glucose. What do you do in between? Just like watch TV? I'll bring my computer or whatever. Yeah. No work? Yeah. Okay, good. That makes me feel a little better. It's not a free day. Thanks everybody for riding with us. Thanks for riding with us.