Rather Be Rotting
Rather Be Rotting is the ultimate escape for pop culture obsessives and reality TV junkies. Hosted by two sisters who’d always rather be rotting on the couch, this show is a love letter to Bravo marathons, niche celebrity drama, and the kind of useless-but-essential pop culture knowledge that clogs their brains (and now, your ears). Whether they’re deep-diving into reality TV chaos or spiraling over a red carpet moment, these two are here to talk about everything that doesn't matter—but means everything to them.
Rather Be Rotting
23 - RHOSLC, RHOC, RHOP, Love is Blind, 90 Day TOW, and 90 Day HEA
Madelyn is very distracted by the Dodgers this week! The gals gab about their Halloweens, as well as Madelyn's obsession with a dog she found on the internet. They get into the currently airing shows (Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Real Housewives of Potomac, Real Housewives of Orange County, 90 Day Happily Ever After, and 90 Day the Other Way), as well as a recap of the Love is Blind Reunion (wtf even was that?!). All that plus a bit about Wednesday and the new season of Married at First Sight!
Welcome to Rather Be Robbing. We're the two sisters who should really be doing something more productive that's like all things reality, TV, and pop culture chaos because no matter what's going on in life, we would always rather be running.
SPEAKER_01:Hello. Hi Well. How was your Halloween? It was um quiet. I watched the Dodger game. That was what was important in my life. And actually, that was not quiet. That was bananas.
SPEAKER_03:What happened? I know nothing.
SPEAKER_01:So the Dodgers were winning at the in the end, but then at like the ninth inning, the Blue Jays, like they had at least two on. I can't remember off the top of my head. I didn't know you were going to quiz me. And so it was just like really, really dangerous territory because then somebody, like, I think they had two on, or maybe even three on, two on. And Clement, this guy on the Blue Jays, hit it, and like Kike Hernandez caught it. It went straight into his hand, and he like fielded it so fast and he threw it to first base to get like it was just amazing fielding, like the throwing to get everyone out. Like, I'm not a baseball expert, obviously, you can tell, but man, it was just the fielding in this world series to me, as an like I said, a non-expert has been so phenomenal. It's just been so fun to watch. Well, I'm very happy for you. And I told my boyfriend last night that whatever happens tonight in game seven, it's been a fun ride. And the Dodgers have won, you know, at least two World Series in my time in LA. So I can't be greedy, but it'd be really nice to get a trifecta. How was your Halloween? What were you? I ended up being a disco ball. Love, how did you how did you accomplish it? I really just put a piece of mirror ball fabric around my midsection. And my husband was like a disco dude. That's awesome. Did he get a lot of compliments? I thought he looked great. We didn't get any compliments from anybody. It's funny because last night I asked you, did everyone like your costume? And you said yes.
SPEAKER_03:Well, I just assume they do unless they tell me otherwise, you know. Well, no one's gonna say they don't like it.
SPEAKER_01:Then what's wrong with me assuming everybody liked it? I mean, what is it harm? Don't feel bad because last weekend no one knew who we were when we were the hunting wives, which is crazy to me because it was very obvious from where I sat. Yeah, I mean, if you're wearing like a dress and holding a rifle, they were inflatable because we don't believe in real guns. Obviously. I mean, yeah, even if you don't watch the show, like to have it not even permeate your conscience consciousness. I just think that's crazy. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what was wrong with those people, but anyway. What's new in my life, not that you asked, is I want a dog.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, this is um, I'm not really sure how I feel about this development because you're not really a dog person.
SPEAKER_01:I'm not a dog person, but I stumbled across the most incredible dog. His name is Jeff, and he's little um brown, and he has a face that just you would walk in front of a bus for. He's a cockkapoo, he's a cockapoo, I think, yeah. And he um he's a great walker, and he puts himself to bed and he patiently waits for you to get up in the morning. He's eight years old, and I think about him every day, Lil. I'm not kidding. So have you reached out? No, because I just um I don't know because we have a dog, as you know, and yeah, but she's not getting any younger. I know she she might be. Never mind, I don't want to say something we're gonna have to edit out, but um so I don't know, like having two dogs to have to like take on trips or look for someone to watch is a lot, you know. And as as you know, or as you I know, vet bills for older animals that are sick can be very expensive. Like, am I ready, you know, in two or three years, god forbid anything happened to poor Jeff, to shell out 15,000 more dollars for a dog that might not make it. I mean, Millie's already eight, and so I think about it too. And as my boyfriend tells me every day when I bring him up, because I do, he's probably adopted by now because he was so cute. Well, if you at least reach out and he is adopted, you'll know you can stop thinking about him. That's true, that's true. I can't imagine. I mean, it's been a week since I've seen since I first laid eyes on him. I can't imagine he wouldn't be because it's just weird because you're right, I'm not a dog person, and I I can't even bring myself to get another cat. But something about this dog, he like looked right into my eyes.
SPEAKER_03:I showed you the picture, he was cute, but I too am not really a dog person, so you know it it was it didn't win me over. He didn't do much for a cute dog. I I would play with that dog, I'd pet that dog, but I I always want to pet a dog. Here's like here's the thing: I I like dogs quite a bit. I want to pet your dog, I don't mind your dog, you know, wanting to hang out with me. I don't mind a dog into bed if I'm dog sitting.
SPEAKER_01:I don't want to put in the work of owning one, and that is exactly how I feel about babies and children. I like children, I want to hold your child, I don't mind your child sleeping in my bed if I'm babysitting it, but I don't want to be responsible for owning one. Well, there it is. I mean, if you can you're committing to a child, you get the dog, and I'll have a baby. I can barely I complain enough about the dog that we have, but that wasn't my dog, like Jeff would be my dog. Yeah, you didn't pick Pepper out, I didn't pick that dog. I didn't pick up.
SPEAKER_03:She didn't look into your eye. I think even to this day, she hasn't looked into your eyes and won you over.
SPEAKER_01:She though she may try. Okay, we can't talk about Jeff this whole time.
SPEAKER_03:Well, it's funny because we've also looked into cockpoos because my husband does really want a dog, and it's a common, commonly desired dog.
SPEAKER_01:So it's weird that there's a whole rescue organization dedicated to them.
SPEAKER_02:You know, a lot of those are scams. Like, do you still have to pay for Jeff?
SPEAKER_01:Jeff was only like maybe$90 for the adoption fee or something. Oh, interesting. Maybe maybe a little more. Oh, can I say one more thing about Jeff? That the next day after um after I fell in love with him, I was driving to work. And guess who I saw on the sidewalk? A dog that looked just like Jeff, even like the green collar from the picture.
SPEAKER_02:I think you should just reach out and see if he's been adopted, so you know you can move on.
SPEAKER_01:Because like sometimes it's like, yes, you can say all the logical things of why you shouldn't, but like also you should go with your heart. YOLO.
SPEAKER_03:And and in my mind, like, if he's been adopted, you can move on. If he hasn't, perhaps it's a sign that you need to adopt him.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Honestly, by the time this episode posts, I mean, I the Dodgers could have won the World Series, and I might have a dog. You could. Because I'm guessing well not, we won't post this till tomorrow. Anyway, should we get into the anything? Do you have anything else? Any updates about your life other than you know, you're you're pretty pregnant?
SPEAKER_03:Nope. Nobody else, nobody like I I recognize nobody cares about that, and that's all that's going on here. So we can just jump into the show.
SPEAKER_01:I love that, and you know what? I need to recognize it too, because if it were anyone else, I would not care. But I definitely care because it's you. I need every detail.
SPEAKER_03:I could sit here and talk about how large I feel and how much he moves and all that shit, but like nobody cares.
SPEAKER_01:So except for me, but we'll take that off the mic. What we do care about is what you're fresh off of, minutes off of. I'm also fresh off. We watched it last night. Salt Lake. Literally, I came straight from the tub from my couch to the mic.
SPEAKER_03:I I think it's kind of crazy that it's so long to get to wherever.
SPEAKER_01:That's true, 15 hours. They had to take two cleans. Oh, brutal, but it looked to be worth it from what I can see. I know one, I've never heard of that.
SPEAKER_03:Can a one, and I noticed when they got there, they were in different outfits. So at some point along the way, they changed.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, probably went before they boarded the second flight.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, the yacht looked really nice. I for one have never been on a yacht.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, because we're poor.
SPEAKER_03:It's unfortunate because I see one on TV and I'm like, I mean, obviously, that's the life I should be living. I'm not sure why it happened.
SPEAKER_01:The whole time happened yet. The whole time. Where does the camera crew sleep on those yachts? Probably where the below deck crew sleeps. So it was just uh Salt Lake's camera crew instead of below decks, or do they borrow below decks? I don't know. It's a great question for Bravo. And I don't watch below deck, so me neither, but I've seen episodes for sure. Yeah, here and there. And I do enjoy every episode I watch. I just can't take it on. Do you think that Captain Jason is attractive? Is the sky blue? I mean, do you not? Is that a big one?
SPEAKER_04:No, I do. I just people asking this.
SPEAKER_03:I guess I just was like, he's he's attractive, but I wouldn't like like I I guess I don't understand the fuss as much.
SPEAKER_01:I think if it were you were there, you would like remember when you saw Tom uh Schwartz for the first time? Yeah, and you had feelings that you were not prepared for. Yeah, that was very unexpected.
SPEAKER_03:Okay, just curious, because like watching Britney, so Brittany's flirting on this experience. I turned to my husband and I said, Is this good flirting? Is she good at this? And because she was landing on thick with like multiple men, yeah. And he said, Yeah, that's pretty good.
SPEAKER_01:And so I was like, Okay, well, I guess I gotta hand it to her. I mean, do the the does the crew get to hook up with girls? Because there must be hot girls all the time. There was another um, is it is it a deck hand? Is it I don't know how to say that wrong? There was another crew member who was also very hot. So and she was flirting with him as well. It's like, does that guy get laid every single week? When I don't know what the rules are, they just gotta be rules against that. Maritime law, maritime law against hooking up with pastors.
SPEAKER_03:Perhaps if we watched below deck, we would have the answer to that question.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, 100% we would. My guess is he, they're not allowed. Brittany uh brought with her a builder bear unicorn that when she presses the foot says goodnight, you are loved in Jared Osmond's voice. Which I thought it was weird that it didn't say goodnight, baby. I love you. It says you are loved. That is not what I would want to hear from my man. I would not want to hear that from my man. That stuck out to me as well. Yeah, very deliberate. Um, how old is this woman? She's gotta be 40 something. She might be in her 50s. No, pause. What's her last name? Bateman. When I Google her, it says Brittany Bateman, American actress and singer. Sure, sure, sure.
SPEAKER_02:Is she 50? 51. Your jaw is on the floor. 52, 53, 54.
SPEAKER_01:54. Motherfucking 54. That is shocking. And you know what? That's a testament to her that I'm that shocked. I gotta say, she looks great. I would have guessed 44. The woman is bananas, but you know what? She was making sense when she was calling Meredith bananas. I gotta say. I agree, but there's no, I'm sorry, I'm still hung up on the unicorn. There's no reason why a 54-year-old woman should have that sort of stuffed animal. That's true. Oh my god, she's like six years from 60, and she's bringing a toy unicorn that says you are loved. But we do know the fate of the unicorn already. They gave that away. The unicorn. I loved the opening edit. So we and I don't even think we needed that to know that that unicorn was gonna end up in those salty waters. The unicorn was gonna get it. So I feel uh really bad for Angie. Can we go back? We skipped over Bronwyn's costume. I was I'm just going housewife by housewife. Oh, okay. I didn't know that's what we were doing. I'm trying to get the less important stuff out of the way first. Okay, well, I thought Angie being sick was very important.
SPEAKER_03:You did? It was like it was a big part of the episode. I felt so horrible. I felt bad for her too. I don't experience seasickness, but I just can imagine that it looks like and and there's nowhere for her to go. She's on the boat the whole time. So how does it even get better?
SPEAKER_01:It's horrible. As someone who gets seasick, horrible.
SPEAKER_00:Would you leave the boat early?
SPEAKER_01:No, I think I would trust the crew and what they told me to do. Like they were they were putting ice around her legs, which was something you know, they they see this all the time. So they said that she's gonna get her sea legs. I hope she does, even though in the next episode, scenes for the next episode, I still didn't see her.
SPEAKER_03:Watching her vomit was upsetting. I thought it was really sweet of Mary to take her dinner at Angie's bedside.
SPEAKER_01:I did too. I wonder if they even had a TV to watch, they just looked so bored.
SPEAKER_03:Well, Angie did not look bored, she looked unwell. She did, she looked like she was trying to sleep, I think.
SPEAKER_01:So I didn't know on those big giant yachts you still get seasick. I didn't know they rocked so much. I said the same thing last night. I just imagined it because when you're on a ferry, it doesn't rock. No, I guess ever so slightly it does. And I mean, was she medicated? Like, was she just like you know, guzzling dramamine or bony and they get her some? She must have thought of that. I don't know. Prayers up for Angie, prayers up for Angie.
SPEAKER_03:We didn't really get a whole lot of Mary other than her being a down ass bitch at her side. Um, Braunwen's costume, finally, half half fashion, half costume, a life preserver dress.
SPEAKER_01:When I first saw her coming in that boat and she had those like handles on her shoulders, I was like, what are we in for? And I gotta say, I thought she had a life vest on. No, I knew it was her outfit, and she had like the thing around her was not like was part of the dress, the life raft around her waist, and she even had the hat. I gotta say, I think it takes incredible balls to wear a costume like that when you know that you are in the hot seat. Like she knows she's walking into the lion's den and she says, Look at me. What do you make of all the legal shit? Well, the her getting evicted from her apartment 20 years ago when she was 19 and knocked up. That is a nothing burger to me, obviously. Same. The other allegations, we don't even know what we're talking about because the case is sealed. We know that the word identity theft is in there, we know grand theft, we know fraud are all words that are associated with this case. But she says there's no mugshot, she wasn't charged. All of which is true, otherwise, we would have it. But was she charged? I mean, she cooperated with authorities, and is that why the case is sealed? It had something to do with her old job where she worked.
SPEAKER_03:I bet she was part of an investigation for some like a CEO, perhaps.
SPEAKER_01:So she didn't do anything. Do you think she participated? Because remember how Stuart turned on Jen Shaw? Could this be could Bronwin be the Stuart in this situation? It's possible. It's possible. And is that now sealed? Like, if we wanted to find information about Sue now, like maybe that's sealed too. Probably. I don't know. Like if we had been if we had been interested in Bronwyn when this originally happened, maybe we would have been able to get more info. I don't know. I don't either. So I don't know what to make of it. It's too hard to say anything because the case is sealed, which is just so boring. It is boring. Can I just also say side note? Meredith, I thought she looked really attractive in this episode. She was hot. I had the same exact thought. Meredith looks so good. Like when she was wearing no makeup and she had that denim top and the thing.
SPEAKER_03:She looks so good when she was standing there talking to Lisa while Lisa was on the bed.
SPEAKER_01:I was like very casual in that silly sailors hat and that denim account. Meredith hot.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Meredith, she looked so hot. I couldn't think about anything else. I know. I had the same thought. And I don't always think that about her. I often don't think about her that much at all.
SPEAKER_03:There have been several moments when she wears certain colors that I have thought, oh my god, Meredith looks amazing. Like there was a moment in season one or two, really early on. I feel like I went on about this, but you for a while. She was wearing the shade of pink. And I was like, God, she looks so good in that pink. I was just like going on and on about it. Or was it purple? That was Leanne. That was Luann. Oh, yeah, it was Luann.
SPEAKER_01:Luann wore a purple and a confessional that I was like, that is her color.
unknown:Damn.
SPEAKER_01:So are her colors denim and sailor hat colors? Shade of blue and that whatever that pink was. And and her confessional, also where she has like the ponytail and the silver blazer. What kind of color season she is? I like a lot of their confessional looks. That green dress on Whitney. I can't get over it. So good. The green dress on Heather. I can't get over it. Bronwin in that jewel encrusted. I know I talked about it last time, but yeah, bad. So the question at large is do we feel Lisa is the leak? I mean, they have clear examples of her digging, asking people. I think it's just like her reaction when not even accused. You might as well just say you did it. I mean, and we had another situation of accusations on Orange County with a completely different reaction, and they thought that reaction indicated guilt. Both reactions indicated guilt. So, what's the reaction that doesn't indicate guilt? Because in Orange County, Gretchen was calm, cool, and collected, and everyone thought that meant she was guilty. The problem with Lisa is that nobody accused her of anything. She was just trying to get ahead of it. Well, it looks fishy. They obviously were going to. If I hadn't done anything and somebody was like, Well, somebody here did it, I'd be like, hmm, who I don't know. I think she was just trying to get ahead of it because she saw the writing on the wall. And she said, Why am I responsible for what people put on the internet? I don't know. I just think that she put on the internet. I do. I think that her digging is more surface level. Like, I'm gonna ask this person at the party everything she knows about these people, you know. I'm gonna call her jeweler. She does have six lawyers. Yeah, they're not helping her because she's involved in like four lawsuits. I don't think she has the brains to dig into like legal issues. What did you think of Heather saying to her face? I think you did it. I want to know what you think because aren't you the one who said she was like up Lisa's ass?
SPEAKER_03:I'm trying to understand her motivation. Because if if she really wants to be a good friend to Lisa, that wasn't the move. So to me, I'm like, she might just be trying to further the plot. Because even if you are really so like if her motivation was to be a really good friend to Lisa, she pulls her aside off camera and says, Listen, dude, this is looking fishy as hell. Like, what's going on?
SPEAKER_01:Are you the league? Like, what's happening? Yeah, but she knows that she has a job to do, she would never do it off camera. That her loyalty is to the show, as all of their loyalty. So there it is.
SPEAKER_03:So it's like to sit there and be like, I'm doing this because I'm your friend and I want to be honest with you is a lie. You're doing this because that's how you actually feel, and it's probably true. Of course, that's how she feels. She didn't deny that. But it's you're doing it for the job, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Which is the word's work, yeah. Yeah, I appreciated it, and it proves that she's not that far up Lisa's ass. Like she wasn't able to get her head out in a reasonable manner.
SPEAKER_03:I was surprised, and I I thought it was funny when she went down to tell Angie and Mary what was going on, even Mary's reaction of like, we all feel this way. I was like, I'd love to see Mary say that to Lisa. I'm sure she would. I know, I just want to witness it.
SPEAKER_01:Um, I have a question about Bronwyn. Remember they flashed back to some scene with her and Britney where Britney was talking shit about everyone, and and Bronwyn was recounting all the shit that Britney told her about everyone, like Meredith with the with the seizures. Yes. How did Bronwyn remember that whole conversation? Did producers help her?
SPEAKER_02:It's possible, or maybe she just has a steel trap.
SPEAKER_01:I wouldn't obviously be able to do that. Um, and then also like why the hedge they delivered their desserts in the middle of it all, and then the head chef came out to like, I don't know, to believe to garner praise.
SPEAKER_03:I think comes out to garner praise, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:But like they should have known that he should have known he wasn't gonna get it, and they should have known that like they shouldn't serve the desserts. I think that was just like for comedic flair. They had to get more crossover happening, yeah. And it was funny, I did chuckle.
SPEAKER_03:Um I feel like we didn't get enough of the Britney Meredith seizure situation.
SPEAKER_01:How did you feel about that? I like I thought it was fine, and we got Meredith being classic Meredith. How dare you? Seizures are very serious, and there was my son had one. Do you think that this will continue throughout the rest of the season? Yeah, Meredith loves to bring shit up that's like three weeks old. Remember when you said I had seizures? Yeah, and we did get a flashback of her saying, you know, I'm what is it? I'm disgusted. I had you in my home. Such a classic. Yeah, other than that, the yacht looked amazing. The the dumb playing in the water. I mean, what I wouldn't give.
SPEAKER_03:So I noticed on the previews for next episode that Lisa is still in a bikini with them. So clearly she doesn't leave.
SPEAKER_01:No, she's got a job to do. As we've said, they all have a job to do here. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Um, and I love I love when she calls John and he's just like, Don't be sad.
SPEAKER_01:That's what my boyfriend would do. Literally, he would do exactly that. Which your boy, your boyfriend, I feel like, would be like, explain what happened.
SPEAKER_03:My husband. Oh, yeah, I forget. Um, yeah, he'd probably be like, come just come home.
SPEAKER_02:Quit the show.
SPEAKER_01:He'd be like, that is not a good husband. He needs you to earn that coin. So Orange County, Orange County is over till the reunion. I thought this was like the first good episode of the season, and and it was the last. I'm wondering. You know, I just I'm done with Gretchen and Tamra. Get rid of them both. They got rid of Tamara before.
SPEAKER_03:I know. I think they need to do it again because like one, I was pleased with how horrified all of the women were. Like, yeah, I thought I gave I thought a lot of them were a lot more MAGA than that.
SPEAKER_01:So, like, that was this is about the bad posts that Gretchen allegedly liked that were anti-LGBTQ, which I do think she did, and I do think that the you you think she did it, yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Because the thing is, like, if you her defense was like sometimes I just scroll and like things and I don't even know, and it's like, well, you follow them, they're in your feed. That kind of shit would never be in my feed.
SPEAKER_01:But she had a drag queen at her Tupperware party. Big whoop that does not an ally make. I don't want to believe that about her. And at the end, she really seemed like Heather, you know me, you know me. But she would never think anything about Heather's children. I know she's religious. I mean, I'm not trying to take her side. The problem is she's never gonna be able to prove it. Like, how can you prove it? But I guess at the reunion she says she spent thousands of dollars with to do cyber analysis. So we'll see. So yeah, I think we just have to put a pin in that one, but but yeah, the fact that Tamar sat on it for a year is so calculated. So my thoughts exactly. She knew exactly what she was doing, saving that till the end of to do it. The layout get fucked, like get rid of her. And she said at the very end of the episode, she gave herself away because she's like, Now you guys see what I was talking about this whole time. Literally, yeah. You this was like her um conclusion, like to the essay, you know. Like, and in summary, yeah, nail in the coffin by Gretchen.
SPEAKER_03:Done with her.
SPEAKER_01:I think she's been miscalculated for most of the show. She hasn't, I think. I'm just tired of it now. Yeah, because she easily could have brought this up at any other point, and I do think they need to address that.
SPEAKER_02:I hope they do, I'm sure they will.
SPEAKER_01:And it's and Gretchen, I mean, like they said, you're not defending yourself enough. She said, I'm just now seeing this information. Like, I don't she was processing it. I don't know. I want to believe she didn't do it, but I I really don't know. I just think I I've just heard that she's like super mega, so it tracks. Yeah, if that's true, which also um makes me sad. Because you can't, yeah. I mean, how can you be MAGA and support the LGBTQ plus community? Like those two don't go together.
SPEAKER_03:No, so anybody who is MAGA that says, but I I support that community, you literally don't. You actually don't.
SPEAKER_01:Elsewhere. And Heather, did you see Heather whipped out her glasses in the middle of the table to read those? I was like, Oh shit, she means business. Scary. Elsewhere in the episode, we had some lighter things too, since we're not gonna solve any of that um homophobic posts today. We're not gonna solve this today. Nope. Um, some of the ladies went on a swing really high up. The other ladies took mushrooms and went in a maze. I would do the swing, I would not want to do either of them, honestly. Oh, okay. The maze looks scary as fuck on mushrooms. Yeah, like that's the last at first. I thought it might be fun, but and Shannon hearing the Real Housewives music and them playing the Real Housewives music, that was a great moment. I don't care for a maze, I don't like to not be able to get out of things easily. Yeah, I mean, we had trouble in a maze, you know, a couple weeks ago. Yeah, in New Jersey for Corn Maze, not for me. Didn't help that we were inebriated, but even you sober couldn't get us out, so yeah, it wouldn't work. Wouldn't want to be with you. No. Um, we had Tamara and Gretchen signing a friendship contract that literally an hour later, Tamara's like, yeah, I signed this friendship contract with her, but I just like don't think she's a good person. So that was just like a waste of every of chat GPT's time.
SPEAKER_03:We had Heather spreading her dad's ashes. I thought that was really nice.
SPEAKER_01:Were they allowed? Is that like is that something that you need a permit for? No, it's not Disneyland, it's just the water. I think you need a permit to spread them in the ocean in the US. I don't know, maybe the rules are a lot more loosey-goosey in Europe. But you have to admit it's crazy that the pregame to spreading your father's ashes was doing mushrooms. I liked it. I mean, I feel like if I don't, never mind. You're gonna say if it was our dad, that's the way he would want it. I don't want to talk about that. I don't want to go down that road. You know, I don't like it. It is though. But it is though. I don't like to go there anyway. You would want nothing. What did you think about the biscuits can of biscuits comment that they told me?
SPEAKER_02:I just thought I think it's mean, but also really funny.
SPEAKER_01:I mean, she should be able to laugh at herself because anyone who's worn Spanx knows that that's like what it is.
SPEAKER_03:I agree.
SPEAKER_01:I'm like, I get that your feelings can be hurt, but also it's funny. Just laugh. Yeah, wearing Spanx makes anyone like a can of biscuits ready to bust.
SPEAKER_03:I wore my husband's shirt to work on Halloween to dress up as my boss, and as a pregnant woman, looked like a busted can of biscuits in that shirt. And it's the truth and it's funny.
SPEAKER_01:But she's not pregnant, so it might be more painful. But it's like, it's like they're just joking. Like when she's meeting a man, it's like false like me. If I said, like, oh, I don't wear a push-up bra because it's false advertising. What else? I thought I love Gina's style, I love everything Gina wears. She looked pretty good, she has the best style in her reunion dress. She looks good. Holy shit, she looks the best of anyone I've seen at a reunion in a long time. Yeah, and then she was also swimmer, I think. I don't even remember them, but I thought it was weird that they were all dressed like it was Valentine's Day. Maybe it is. Did you see pictures of Gina and Chriselle on Watch What Happens Live? I did not. Oh my god, look it up. Gina had this black sparkly dress and Chriselle had this light blue dress with these like shoulders and this jeweled neckline and ponytail. Chriselle, the best she's ever, like stuff. Wow, okay. Heather and Terry, we found out sold their Beverly Hills house at a$5.8 million loss. It won't hurt them. How does a plastic surgeon have enough money that they lose$5.8 million dollars and it doesn't hurt them?
SPEAKER_03:Because not only is he a plastic surgeon, he's a plastic surgeon with a show.
SPEAKER_01:I still don't understand, even with their shows.$5.8 million. There m but she must have inherited money too, right? Maybe because like her parents were obviously rich. Look at where they lived in Amsterdam. Probably. Oh my god. I'm sure you were too. Of course I was. So upsetting. And my last question of the episode was, is Jen's son okay? What do you mean? In the notes at the end of the episode, it said he passed out at his like military graduation. Oh. And they showed a picture of him in his military outfit and the whole family in the hospital with thumbs up. This is the second time he's passed out. I think he's not. I think I don't think he should be in the military. That should disqualify you right away. But like, I think he needs further testing. Well, I I assume he's getting it. Prepares up for Johnson. Look at my water cup. Yeah, it's Dodgers. It's not just any Dodger, it's Freddie Freeman. I don't know who that is. He is the one who hit the home run that ended the like 18-inning game. Oh, good job. He's great. We love him.
SPEAKER_03:What else? I have to be honest with you here. I'm I don't remember Potomac so much that I'm not sure I watched it.
SPEAKER_01:Okay. Um, they were on a boat.
SPEAKER_03:I didn't watch it. I'm sorry. Okay, well then I guess um I forgot. I don't know. I thought I had watched it, but I guess I didn't.
SPEAKER_01:I don't know. I don't know what happened. I'm not gonna lie to you, the episode was a nothing burger. Okay. There was one good part, and uh, you don't care about spoilers, so I will tell you that Giselle planned this trip also on a yacht or a boat. And Giselle wrote everyone like a sweet card that was like, Hi, you know, I'm so happy to be with you on this trip and reconnect, like personalized notes to everyone. And they the production made a note to show everyone's bathrobe with their name stitched on it. Everyone got like a little makeup case with like their initial on it. Stacy got a bathrobe with no name stitched on it. Her makeup case had no initial on it, and it was just a blank piece of paper. No, no, it was so funny. I'm like, this is funny. Because Giselle doesn't know who she is, and she didn't feel comfortable writing her a note when she doesn't know who she really is. And Stacey's like, you don't know my name. Giselle said, Well, it was more symbolic, really.
SPEAKER_02:I do love Giselle.
SPEAKER_01:She went out of her way to not acknowledge Stacy, and I thought that was so brilliant and shady. That's hilarious. That was awesome. And there was one more awesome moment when the ladies brought up the fact that, and I will say, last week I was like, I need to know more about this angel character. She's new. So I went to her Instagram and imagine my surprise when there was a different woman going as going as Angel. So I was like, this is not Angel, you know. And again, so then cut to this week on the show, and the women are talking about how her pictures on her Instagram are not her. And she's like, Oh my god. But they confront her about it. I mean, obviously, it's not just about how they're edited beyond recognition. Yeah. Um, so they confront her about it, and they're like, Angel girl, that's not you. That's not you. And she's like, it is me, it is me. There's they're not edited, they're not edited. The pictures are insane. Like, she's not recognizable. I I encourage you to look it up after this. Oh my god, that's crazy. And they were all like, Yeah, we filled, we edit too, you know, we had filters, we had filters, and she was just not gonna like this is not a filter, and I thought the same thing going through her Instagram. I was like, What? Did she put a different face on her face? Like, it was not her, it was crazy. Wow, so that was really I I was glad that they attend they brought that up because I had been thinking it too, and clearly she hasn't done anything about it in all this time. No, that's shocking that she left them. The picture she left them. That's a great point.
SPEAKER_03:Will yeah, I know.
SPEAKER_01:Like I could still see them, they're still up. Damn. So, I mean, now you don't really need to watch because I just do the only thing. I still will, or just watch like the last 15 minutes. I'll watch the whole thing. It's you know, I I watch all of these. I know, you're loyal. I'm very loyal. Do you want to talk about Love is Blind quickly? Talk about a nothing burger. Well, we got a baby. I already knew that. I told you that. I know, but I didn't believe it.
SPEAKER_03:Uh what I didn't need is to see Patrick and Casey play basketball for 20 minutes.
SPEAKER_01:I fast forwarded that part. I did too, but it was just like, why are do they think this low of us? I thought it was embarrassing that they were like talking about like Patrick taking that ring back, like okay, okay, yeah, we'll take it back. When Netflix bought it, you just look sad. Truly. Like, just get over it.
SPEAKER_03:And then they were like, it should have been like, who's gonna sell it?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, like I like, and he's like, This isn't about the money, then why do you want that back?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, it's obviously about nothing but the money because you didn't even buy it, like that was just pathetic to me.
SPEAKER_01:Other than that, I do agree it was nothing burger, but I will say Annie's behavior surprised me. What do you mean? I just thought she was such a class act, and she just like had no ill will towards Nick. It was like a different person. I think maybe she was just trying to overcorrect from her behavior during the season. Probably, but I just thought she was just like her answers, were so I don't know, they were almost like they were just a little too perfect. And like everyone even when people were coming for Nick, like she was even defending him, which I was surprised about. Yeah, other other than that, Joe had to apologize for the way he talked about Nick with that god-awful mustache. Yeah, he should apologize for the mustache. I think that's like a thing that kids are doing now. I hope not. I can't with Gen Z. It's just like sucks to feel old, you know? Like to not understand labo-boos.
SPEAKER_03:Don't scare me.
SPEAKER_01:I don't I don't understand them because I'm old. We are old. You're not in this alone. Do you know what 6'7 means? Yeah, it means nothing. No, but what does it mean really? Nothing. It's just like a thing the kids say. But for what why do what like an how is it used? Think of an think of any reason in the world. I don't get it.
SPEAKER_02:I don't think we're meant to.
unknown:Damn it.
SPEAKER_02:I know.
SPEAKER_01:Alright, should we get into TLC? So if we think about the other way, if we start with Toe. Why? Because I don't understand why I'm not getting more Jenny intimate. That's true, they're the only ones worth watching. I I have to know what happens with their cafe with the American coffee. Their cafe in a box the size of my bathroom. I'm upset that I I didn't get them last week at all. Like, what the hell? Did we even get them the week before? All we got was poop yoga. Just the poop yoga. That's a rip. It is a rip. That's the only couple I give a shit about. Truly, because otherwise, what what do we have? The only things that I remember are the English man taking his girl that gave up the cat to see houses for families. If she has decided she doesn't want kids, she needs to tell them that.
SPEAKER_03:Um, but I agree with her though that they are not even married yet. Why do they need a three?
SPEAKER_01:Why aren't they moving to like Manchester or London? Like yeah, she's like, I just thought we'd live in like a cute little place, like for us. Like why why is he doing all this? If I were in my 20s, I would never want to live in a house. I mean, I guess I did.
SPEAKER_00:Save your money though.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Or have some experiences in a city. Like, you don't need to set speaking as someone who's now settled in the suburbs.
SPEAKER_01:I'm glad I didn't do it until I was in my 30s. Yeah, I mean, you did spend a lot of your 20s at mom and dad's house, but I lived there for four years, okay? Of my 20s. Okay, that's not too bad. I apologize. Thank you. No, I agree. I think that he's they're not they're on two separate pages completely, kids aside, even. Yeah, yeah. And let's not forget she gave up her cat temporarily. Like that's at that's at the base of all of this, temporarily, couldn't do it.
SPEAKER_02:So we also had um men on getting drunk at the baptism.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, yeah. Did anything come of that?
SPEAKER_03:No, but it will next episode. I love a family function blow up.
SPEAKER_01:I so I'm hoping that that goes well for me. We're gonna pick up at the baptism next week. Yeah, so basically, it's just the groundwork was laid, she's drinking. Stay tuned. Okay, yep. And then the only other thing I remember is the Tasmanian man who eats kangaroo five times a day. His diet upset me. I looked up kangaroo. Does it taste like chicken? No, but I know it's available in supermarkets and restaurants, it's praised for its leanness and high protein content, and it's a traditional food for Indigenous Australians. I'm not gonna lie, I didn't know they ate kangaroo there.
SPEAKER_03:I did, and I wanted to try it while I was there, and I just never got my hands on it.
SPEAKER_01:I never was presented with an opportunity when I was there. Neither was I, and I I wanted to be. Dang. I mean, probably got like kangaroo jerky and like the tourist traps, but well, you would have tried it, yeah, definitely. It makes me sad, but they do say that it's like a way that they also like keep the kangaroo population low or low. Yeah, there's plenty of manageable. There are there are plenty. So I did think that was surprising though. Five times a day. He seems like he's very attached to his diet, like that guy from Love is Blind UK. What did you think of his mom? Um, I think that she's acting normal considering that this woman is like in her late 50s dating her son. Yeah, but bringing up the finance thing like right in front of her is that's that's true. Don't do that. I mean, I was glad she did it for my sake, but yeah, that also the whole I'm gonna show up in five minutes. Couldn't I can't with that? Speaking of pop-ins, not that we got any this week, but should we move on to Happily Ever After? Did you have anything else for 90 Day the other way? Are we missing anybody? Girl, if we're missing anyone, they don't matter. Okay, that's fair. It's only an hour long episode. You're right. So we didn't get any pop-ins from Brandon and Julia's parents. I mean, shockingly. Um they've been back from Europe for five months, and you're telling me that Betty hasn't dropped in once. And we're to believe that she doesn't drop in for the next seven months of Julia's pregnancy because in the next episode, isn't she like suddenly seven or five five to seven months pregnant and she still hasn't told them? I think five. So we're to believe that they haven't dropped in and notice that she is carrying a child. I will say though, like, I don't listen.
SPEAKER_03:I don't want to defend Ron and Daddy's crazy. I really don't. I really don't. But the fact that they haven't told them, but they're telling friends, cameramen, I think it's wrong.
SPEAKER_01:I see why you think that because they are as parents, but actions have consequences, and they need to learn that. Like, this is the consequence of your action, like for being the most horrific people, the most nightmare in-laws in existence.
SPEAKER_03:I mean, there's gonna be a consequence, but I don't think that that's like if that was the justification, sure, but I don't think that's it. I think Julia doesn't want to tell them because she's afraid something's gonna happen.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, because she's afraid that they're gonna be popping in even more and that they're she they're gonna be so overbearing. Why are you eating that when you're pregnant? Like, can you even imagine? Oh, make sure you do this with the baby, like, oh my god, they're gonna be a terror. I would want to leave and never tell them that a kid existed. I could never marry a man with parents like that. I'm sorry, I'd sooner die. It would be brutal. So I can see why she doesn't want to tell them because she wants to not have stress in her pregnancy. You must be able to understand that.
SPEAKER_00:I do.
SPEAKER_01:So they're having a baby, and then and then next week, so she's seven weeks pregnant now. Next week, she's gonna be five months pregnant. So I don't understand the show. Like, how long have they been shooting this? They took must they took a long break. Why?
SPEAKER_03:Probably because Karen Guillermo and Tiger Lily and Adnac got the boot and they said we need more content from the couples we still have.
SPEAKER_01:Oh my god, so they had to go back.
SPEAKER_03:That's my guess.
SPEAKER_01:Because maybe that's why they went back to Matt and Jasmine too, because she was suddenly more pregnant, yeah, or maybe they always planned it that way once they learned they're pregnant, like, oh, we're gonna come back and shoot with you. Well, let's just move on over to them. Speaking of babies, so Jasmine screeched through a water berth that was 60 miles away from her house. That's fucking crazy. Why would you do that? I don't I don't know.
SPEAKER_03:Also, like during the whole class that they took, I'm like, who this is your third time. None of this is new information. Like, as she's asking the doctor all these questions, I'm like, you've done this before twice.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, but we don't talk about those kids, we don't talk about Bruno. Okay, well, I remember we're pretending that this is the first time. This is this is idiotic, quite honestly. Are you gonna do a Lamas class?
SPEAKER_03:I mean, yeah, at some point I need to find a class.
SPEAKER_01:Like, when does that happen? Add it to the list of things I'm designed on. You're not getting any smaller. I know. Thank you. I did love when Matt was so sincerely holding that model vagina and teaching us all how to stretch our partner's vaginal walls to avoid being left with one giant hole down there. Listen, the thought of a fourth degree tear is in fact horrifying. From your vag to your butthole? That's a re that could really happen. Mm-hmm. What's what's up, like what's in that area? What's in the in-between? You've never taken an anatomy class in your life, a biology class? I mean, I know just like skin. I know, but like I mean like what's under the skin, like if it tears open, what are we exposing? Probably some muscle and some tissue, I assume. Oh man, that is oh T2B. So he, yeah, T2B. So that T2B. He he was very sincere, like about that. He genuinely seemed like he won't was learning and trying to show us at home, which is really nice because that does sound horrifying. And he was like, Yeah, he was genuinely interested, and I gotta say, I love those crazy kids. I do. I I know that she has two kids that she pretends doesn't exist, and I know that's wrong, but she doesn't want us to think about that, and it's working for me. Okay. When Matilda was born, it was a very sweet, it was sweet, but again, the whole time in my head, I'm like, this perfect angel, you have two others. Uh, that's true. But if you let yourself forget about that, I can't. I can't. It's like when you know a movie is fiction, but you still buy in. Like, I know that she has two kids that she neglects, but since we're not talking about them, like if she didn't have those two kids, would you think it was so sweet? Yeah, like they just seem so happy, and even Matt seemed happy, even though he didn't want a girl.
SPEAKER_03:What did you think of Gino at the divorce lawyer?
SPEAKER_01:I can barely look at that turd. I can barely I can't listen to his voice. Like, I I fast forwarded a little bit. I tried to get the gist. I hate him. Yeah, I don't have any other opinion than I hate him. Yeah, I agree. I did hear him like saying he's waiting for the market to get bad before he files for divorce, and his lawyer's like, dude, that's the basically like that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. He's like, I would have filed yesterday. Yeah, you need to what the fuck? Did you have any other thoughts about him other than hate in your heart? Like, I've never hated a human being more other than a certain orange gentleman.
SPEAKER_03:Correct. Yeah, he's right up there. Same, same. Um, so Miami six six dope. Oh, um, I did not watch them. Oh, I did, so I'll fill you in. Okay. Um, so Lauren and Alexi leave early in the morning after Yara tells Lauren that Libby said you that Lauren was talking shit about her outfits, which was Libby just storing the pot trying to be a housewife. So before they depart, she says bye to Yara and they leave. Then they go looking for Bigfoot, the remaining four.
SPEAKER_01:Sasquatch. Sure. Isn't that the same thing? I don't know, but we're we're not well versed enough in the lore.
SPEAKER_03:The gentleman who led the expedition was very interesting to me. I did want to hear more about his life and how he got. You should have watched. Um, but really, it's just I like I enjoyed kind of watching Yara and Andre banter a bit because they're both they're both from like Eastern Europe and they kind of seem to have like a sort of similar sense of humor. And I was like, look at those two. I might have to go back and watch this part. Um, that's so funny, but right away, like Libby and Andre are like, Where are the other two? And like, oh, we they left. And Yara's like, yeah, Jovi told them what you said. Um, and so Libby's upset. Like, why would you tell them that all that's shit, whatever. Um, so that was really it for them. Um, did they find Sasquatch?
SPEAKER_01:They found some tracks, you know. Okay, yeah, that just didn't seem interesting to me watching them for Sasquatch, but I guess it was more interesting than I would have originally thought. I was amused. All right. Last but not least, the twins.
SPEAKER_03:Oh my god, how could I forget?
SPEAKER_01:How could you forget? How could I forget my favorite part of the episode? I think about it on TikTok like five times since I watched this episode maybe like Wednesday or Thursday, and I swear I've thought about that scene every day since. It's a shield. Stay away. Was she talking to a spirit that only she could see in that room? Like, what who was she telling to stay away?
SPEAKER_03:We call them the Greebels, and those are what my cat sees when she freaks out, and so I assume Darcy can also see the Greebels.
SPEAKER_01:I was like, she's definitely seeing something that we cannot. So first the one twin came in with her hair, a rat's nest.
unknown:True.
SPEAKER_01:The most epic rat's nest I have ever seen. Because she was ravaged the night before, which is I didn't need to know it. I mean, that might have sent the other twin into the possession, probably into the fit, the the fit, the traumatic fit. So then the one twin becomes possessed. And what what caused the possession?
SPEAKER_03:They were just discussing the issues with Georgie, and I think she was referring to the shield and the stay away of it all being what she's getting from Georgie.
SPEAKER_01:She's getting a shield from him that's saying stay away. How did you interpret that? Are you are you like a um a Ghostbuster? I speak Silva twin, I guess. Oh my god, she sounded like a wounded animal. It was and it ended so fast, you know, it ended so abruptly as quickly as it came. Yeah, she she was talking to the spirit one second, and then the next second. Gone. Her sister did hold her and rock her until the demon left her body. And I had to wonder, I couldn't help but wonder, would you hold me and rock me until the demon left my body? I think we all know the answer to that is yes.
SPEAKER_03:I've I've I've done worse.
SPEAKER_01:I've been there for you in times. But you won't let me hug you like in a regular moment. But I guess if you're possessed, if I'm seeing spirits, so seeing them without makeup also, have you heard of handsome Squidward?
SPEAKER_03:No, let me go ahead and share my screen really quick just so you can see this.
SPEAKER_02:Because that's gonna say I could look it up. That's who they look like. This. Oh first of all, this is not handsome. Well, I know, but it's you know, whatever. How did this become a thing? It's an episode. You obviously weren't an avid SpongeBob watcher like I was. I only know the hits. That looks like a deep cut to me, but apparently it's not. It's not, but isn't that so accurate?
SPEAKER_01:Yes, it's because of all the filler in their face.
SPEAKER_02:Their faces are just fucking horrifying. I'm sorry they are.
SPEAKER_01:I mean, you'd think that their faces would be enough to scare the spirits that were haunting her in that moment away. You would think that. Stay away. Stay away. Oh, your impressions are so good. I cannot with your impressions. You really should have a TikTok or something.
SPEAKER_03:So then Darcy goes to dinner with Georgie, where he basically said, like, I think we're gonna get a Matt Sharp fake out where he says next week, like, I I thought about kids, but I want this life more, you know. But we get left on the cliffhanger of him saying, like, I was thinking about kids and yeah, whatever.
SPEAKER_01:Man, she the way that those fits just come and they go, it's never ceases to amaze me. In the fact that she's like a 50-year-old woman behaving this way. Like it does, it is shocking, just like Britney and her unicorn, these women in their 50s. I bet they'd be friends, but they would, but but I don't think Britney talks to people that aren't there, but it wouldn't surprise me. I think next week is the finale. Oh, dear lord, thank Jesus.
SPEAKER_02:But then we'll probably get a five-part tell-all.
SPEAKER_01:So that's so messed up of Matt Sharp. Like remember the last one was like four or five parts? Yes, how could I forget? They keep doing this to us. And I I checked this episode because I feel like I have been watching this season forever. It's only been 17 episodes, which is how many seasons of Orange County, episodes of Orange County there were. I feel like Orange County started yesterday, but I feel like happily ever after started two years ago. I do agree. What's up with that? I don't know. It's just painful to get through, I guess. But we did get some genuinely good moments in this episode, I will say. Like this episode, I was more interested in it. Yeah, I was entertained for sure. So I'll give it that. Are you caught up on maths? I watched one episode. That's it, yes, with my boyfriend. He's gonna watch with me. So we're gonna be a little slower, but it's exciting to have a show. We used to watch it together. Um, how many episodes are out? I think like eight. No way, yeah. They release a new crop every Thursday. They've only got two on Bravo like cable. Well, but you could you have Peacock as well. We can take ourselves over to Peacock and maybe we will tonight after the Dodger game. If you could, that'd be great because I have a lot of thoughts on this season. Is it good? Yes, I'm so excited. I'm already so excited that there's a mother-daughter duo, and there's two, there's two sets of oldies. I love it. Love the revamp. Me too. So far from one episode. I think the one the first two girls I saw get married, gorgeous, stunning. Yep. I think that the first one definitely is a love story for our time. I don't know names, but it was the one whose mom is also doing it. Yes, I don't know. Those two really seem to like really be into each other. Yeah. And I do know that someone ends up pregnant, which is exciting. I know. So I also finished Wednesday this morning. Oh, so good, right? I liked it quite a bit, yes. Me too. I was so great for the Halloween season. I'm glad I saved it because you know the first batch of episodes came out in August. Oh, yeah, I waited till October. I'm so glad I did. And then also we finished Only Murders. Oh, I haven't finished that yet. Oh. I put it on pause because I was watching like Halloween movies. I watched The Craft for the first time. Oh, yeah, you watched some actually scary movies. We watched Halloween 2, which was atroche. Yeah, literally unbelievably atroche. Yeah, so and and I've had the the the baseball games. Yes, of course, of course. So I haven't been up on my TV watching, but next week I'll be back on track for sure.
SPEAKER_03:Well, I'll be curious for your thoughts on all the above.
SPEAKER_01:Hopefully, I'll be able to report back about maths. And next week I'll watch both potomics. Okay, you do that again. You could for fast forward the first half. There's they fight, and I just can't thread I cannot follow, but maybe you can watch and explain it to me. I did watch both wife swaps that are out. Oh yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_03:Angie changing that manual toilet.
SPEAKER_01:Like, I have never loved her more. I couldn't do it. I told you, did I not tell you last week how much I loved her? I love her so much, but like it just she's so brave. She's brave, she's open, and she still had a positive attitude. She really did. And she went makeup free on TV. Like, I just I'm obsessed with that. She said, fuck it. And the Melissa Gorga one was just paled in comparison.
SPEAKER_03:It did, but I like the Gorgas, so I was fine with it.
SPEAKER_01:I don't know them very well, but I do love how attached she got to the children. I feel like I would do the same thing.
SPEAKER_03:I think it's so sweet. The same thing happened with Angie, where they both have older kids, especially Melissa, and they both were just like loving being around little kids again.
SPEAKER_01:And it made me feel excited to have little kids. Yeah, I would be too. Like that is the one part I'm jealous of. If I don't have kids, is that I won't have the littles to play with and love on. And yeah. Because then, yeah, look at what happens. They they get old and they just go away. Well, you know, it's just so fleeting. It's just so beautiful, but so fleeting. And in this case, when they were only around these kids for one day, I mean, that's as fleeting as it gets. It sure is. It's it's just like not legit because it's like I feel like on the real life swap, it's like a week.
SPEAKER_03:Oh, they're not gonna make Angie go live to an off-the-grid compound in Idaho for a week, okay.
SPEAKER_01:And the kids, didn't they get to go to a restaurant and they were like so excited? When their faces, when those milkshakes came out, first of all, I still look at a milkshake that way, and I'm me too. But it was very sweet to see. They should get to do that like once a month. I know. Like, come on, come on. Also, that woman, her top knot, take it out. Take it out, but her hair is too short to fully pull back, that's why she did it.
SPEAKER_03:Don't care. Get a hairband, grow out, grow it longer. There's no excuse for that top knot.
SPEAKER_01:She doesn't can't grow her hair longer. She's like on a farm changing a manual toilet.
SPEAKER_03:Do something, put a fucking hat on. I don't care. Like I said, there is no excuse for that top knot.
SPEAKER_01:I wonder what's gonna happen with those kids when they're older because they're being homeschooled now. Like they're not gonna be, they're not, they don't, they're not gonna know how to like integrate with society. They seem very polite. Oh, yeah. Love, I loved all the kids I've seen on this show so far. Yeah. Except for maybe Electra, she looks like a little bitch. Well, she's at that age. Girls are hard in their tweens. That they are.
SPEAKER_03:Anyway, it's Saturday. Um, and you have you appear to have not showered yet, and it is okay. Put me on blast one o'clock your time. So I'm assuming you're gonna rot today.
SPEAKER_01:Um, yeah. And to the daughter game, yeah. I mean, I'm gonna go out. We might go to some open houses just for kicks. Love doing that. Um, so I will shower before I do that. Um, and then tomorrow. Tomorrow is a big football game for my boyfriend. So I think we're gonna meet up with some people and watch it at a bar. That's fun.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:What about you? Well, we de-Halloweened our house today. You don't wait a fucking second.
SPEAKER_03:We don't. Um, we're gonna take out our air conditioning window units today because it's cold now.
SPEAKER_01:I see that one's still in there. Well, we're gonna get to it.
SPEAKER_03:We're gonna get to it.
SPEAKER_01:And 44 o'clock for you. Well, we also don't have anything planned for tomorrow. So we might just seem like you've done a fair share of rotting today.
SPEAKER_03:I did wake up at like 7:30, and my husband didn't get up till like 10:30. So I literally rotted and watched several episodes of Wednesday, which was really nice with my cat.
SPEAKER_01:Awesome, yeah. I used to do that, but no, I just sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep.
SPEAKER_03:You know, again, I know people don't care about this, but it's getting sleep is getting uncomfortable.
SPEAKER_01:Really? Yeah, so I just sleep in certain positions, yes.
SPEAKER_03:I can't sleep on my back anymore. And if I sleep on my side, I can't lay on my belly, so you have to be like very kind of upright on your side. And you put a pillow under it. I got a big pregnancy pillow, it just arrived today, and I need to give it 48 hours to fluff.
SPEAKER_00:So help is on the way, dear. Yay, it's getting it's getting close, it's getting time. Can't fully hear you anyway.
SPEAKER_03:The point is when I woke up at 7:30 and wasn't immediately back to sleep, I was just uncomfortable and just got up.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, which is not always a bad thing, like those quiet moments are nice at times.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, it was nice. I got to sit with my cat, finish Wednesday unbothered.
SPEAKER_01:Did you drink a cup of coffee?
SPEAKER_03:My one cup of coffee a day. I had apple cider donut with it. Yum, yeah, from Stu Leonard's. Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Jealous. Oh my god, what a vibe! So good. So, anyway, yeah, I'll probably rot some more tomorrow. Amazing. I hope to rot at least a little bit tomorrow. Yeah, all right. Well, thanks for rotting with us, everyone. Thanks, everyone. Go, Dodgers. Let's go, Dodgers. Sure. By the time this drops, it'll already be decided. So there we go.
unknown:Bye.
