🎙️Our Faces Are Now Your Problem (This Is Why We Chose Audio), MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! (AUDIO ONLY)🎙️

Surprise!!  This is what we look like!!
 Some of you are shocked. Some of you are concerned. That’s fair.

This week on Twin Tangents, Anthony and Nalee officially dabble in visual for the very first time. Consider this a test run, soft launch, experiment in chaos.  A Christmas episode where the cameras are on, the faces are visible, and everyone quickly learns why audio still feels safer.

👉 Audio listeners: if you’re listening on your phone and want to see the reactions, faces, and silent judgment in real time, head over to our YouTube channel to watch this episode.

We’re talking:
 🎥 Face reveal expectations vs. reality → RBF allegations and emotional faces doing all the talking
 🎄 Christmas chaos debates → real vs. fake trees, matching pajamas, early decorations, leftovers, and work parties
 🎁 Rapid-fire games → who ruins Christmas, who pretends not to care, and who already regrets this episode
 😬 Unhinged hypotheticals → Santa judgment, holiday villains, banned songs, and overrated movies
 💸 Delulu but hopeful energy → lottery fantasies, canceled Christmas vibes, and manifesting 2026
 🎭 No structure, just faces → technical hiccups and discovering how much e

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Transcript

Live Video Soft Launch

ANTHONY 0:50

Here we are. We're live.

NALEE 0:52

We're live. My goodness.

ANTHONY 0:55

All right, listeners, before we start, just a little quick housekeeping.

NALEE 0:59

Oh God. That never leads to anything good.

ANTHONY 1:02

Nope. This is our first time doing video. As you can tell, we're showing you our faces.

NALEE 1:07

So if anything goes wrong, camera freezes, lights shifting, and someone forgets how faces work.

ANTHONY 1:15

Just know we tried our best.

unknown 1:16

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:17

And I just want to throw out this little disclaimer here. I can't hide things on my face. So it is what it is.

NALEE 1:24

Yeah, and we're experimenting. This is a test for sure. This is our soft launch. So give us a break. This is if you've been listening this far, you guys already know.

ANTHONY 1:34

So if you know, you know.

NALEE 1:36

If you know, you know.

ANTHONY 1:38

Yes, we're gonna have a free concert from Nolly right now. Come on, sing it.

NALEE 1:43

No.

ANTHONY 1:43

That's all we got. All right. Well, if this entire thing goes completely off the rails.

NALEE 1:48

No, it didn't. We're still good.

ANTHONY 1:50

Please, please, please, please, listeners, be gentle to us.

NALEE 1:53

Or at least let us be complete idiots, laugh about it. It's fine.

ANTHONY 1:58

That's most likely what's gonna happen. But now that our expectations are appropriately low.

NALEE 2:03

Welcome back to Twin Tangents. And yes, this is what we look like.

ANTHONY 2:08

You're welcome. I know that some of you are surprised.

NALEE 2:11

Um yeah, or you're concerned, but that's fair.

ANTHONY 2:15

Totally fair. But anyway, more importantly, Merry Christmas. This is our Christmas episode, our face reveal, which feels like too much trust, but this is our gift to you, the listeners.

NALEE 2:27

And Merry Christmas, of course. If you're watching, please be kind. If you're listening, that's probably safer. Yeah.

ANTHONY 2:36

Stick to the audio version. There's there's not gonna be as much structure. There's gonna be a lot of festive opinions in today's episode and a lot of faces. Again, this can't hide what it's feeling inside.

Face Reveal: Expectations Vs Reality

NALEE 2:48

Yes. Alright, let's do this. Again, this is fine. Because therapy was booked. Yes. Yes. Just a disclaimer, I'm I'm looking down a lot because obviously we still have like We're still working out the kinks. Yeah, we're still working out the kinks. So my screen is down here, but my camera's up there. So yeah. But anyways, our first segment is about face reveal expectations versus reality. Here we are. Before we talk Christmas though, we need to address the obvious.

ANTHONY 3:24

Our faces. Our faces are now your fucking problem.

NALEE 3:29

Yes, for sure. I mean I sound nicer than I look, or I don't know, but regardless Now everybody can see your resting bitch face. Yeah. No, I yeah. I get that a lot. I have an RBF, so if I look pissed, I'm probably thinking about hot chocolate and chips. So it's not you. Don't take your personal.

ANTHONY 3:53

Hot chocolate and chips. Hot Cheetos with hot chocolate?

NALEE 3:57

Do they I've I've come out of the hot cheeto phase, but it's probably just because I'm hungry, if anything. That's what it comes down to. I look pissed.

ANTHONY 4:04

So I feel that.

NALEE 4:06

But yeah, welcome to Twin Tangents. This is my co-host Anthony, and this is me, Nali.

ANTHONY 4:13

And I'm wearing my Christmas sweater for everybody. Golden Girls all the way. Bye. Sorry.

NALEE 4:19

I tried watching Golden Girls. We're not gonna get into that.

ANTHONY 4:22

But yeah, you failed.

NALEE 4:23

Yeah, this is us. And again, Merry Christmas. Just want to thank the new 49, 39 listeners. We've up to 18 to 39.

ANTHONY 4:34

39.

NALEE 4:35

Yeah. Look at us.

ANTHONY 4:36

39 listeners. I believe our podcast was in the top, what was it, their top 20 listens or something like that.

NALEE 4:44

Yeah.

ANTHONY 4:45

Which even to just be in like a single person's top 10 or top 20 is a big deal.

NALEE 4:50

Yeah, it is. Thank you guys. We wouldn't have been able to get here without you guys. Well, obviously, me and Anthony are both kind of delusional. So technically we probably could have, but you know, thanks for the support. Thanks for listening.

ANTHONY 5:04

I just want to say Nolly's slightly more delusional than me.

NALEE 5:07

I am.

ANTHONY 5:08

I'm uh I'm the realist in this group here.

NALEE 5:11

I'm straight out of the loony bin.

ANTHONY 5:13

So I signed her out against medical advice.

NALEE 5:18

But yeah, thank you guys again. Merry Christmas. We wanted to make it special. Yeah, here we are. You guys finally get to see our faces. No AI cartoon photo of us. This is who we are.

ANTHONY 5:31

So just a little airbrushing.

NALEE 5:34

Yeah.

ANTHONY 5:34

Refleul.

NALEE 5:37

Exactly.

ANTHONY 5:39

And just for everybody with this face reveal, I just want to let you know this is gonna be my neutral face. That's it. That's my neutral face.

NALEE 5:47

Yeah. No, Anthony, he does not hide his emotions well. So just be prepared for the emotional facial expression train. For me, I don't know. Sometimes I look kind of dazed, but you guys look you're typically more deadpan in your face.

ANTHONY 6:04

You're just like, it is what it is. But like when you listeners are now gonna have the opportunity to see that when Nolly says something like fake a seizure to get out of being kidnapped, I don't even have to use my face says it all.

Gratitude, Growth, And Delusion

NALEE 6:17

Yeah. Anyways, but yes, again, I definitely sound nicer than I look. So just be aware of that. Anthony sounds exactly like how you thought he'd look like gorgeous, beautiful smile. But yeah.

ANTHONY 6:33

Look at her coming on to me right now.

NALEE 6:36

Boy bye.

ANTHONY 6:37

I I'm interested to know. Now with our facial facial reveal, I want listeners. This is um again, I'm throwing it out there because you guys don't do this. This is your opportunity. Write into us, send into us. I want to know like did I meet your expectations? Did Nollie meet your expectations?

NALEE 6:55

Did I look like the AI version of me?

ANTHONY 6:58

Honey, you are more gorgeous than the AI version of you.

NALEE 7:01

Well, I kind of like the cartoon look, but it's fine. It is what it is.

ANTHONY 7:05

What my mama gave me, this is all natural with a little bit of eyeshadow, but going into 2026, just for our listeners to give you the heads up, we are updating our our profile pick. Yeah, it's gonna be slightly different. I know, Nolly, I know you just said that you love that cartoon version, but you love the new one even more. Remember, your your jawline is just snatched like it is in person.

NALEE 7:30

Thank you. I'm trying.

ANTHONY 7:32

We're working on it.

NALEE 7:33

We're working on it. Thank you. You look good. You look so tiny.

ANTHONY 7:40

Like we're getting we're getting smaller. Look at us working on ourselves, losing weight.

NALEE 7:46

I bought the hot girl summer 2026.

ANTHONY 7:50

2026. That's where it's all gonna start. And I made up my mind. I got my planner for 2026. Everything is gonna be written down, planned to a T. My life. I'm gonna change the trajectory of my life in 2026.

NALEE 8:03

Manifest that baby.

ANTHONY 8:05

I'm manifesting that shit. I'm putting in the work.

NALEE 8:08

Yeah.

ANTHONY 8:08

And it is what it is. It's gonna work out for the best.

NALEE 8:11

All right.

ANTHONY 8:12

But uh all right, now that everybody's expectations are most likely ruined.

NALEE 8:17

Let's ruin Christmas, baby. Let's go.

ANTHONY 8:20

Ding dong. Our next segment, ping pong 20 questions. We're just gonna play a little game here. We're gonna test what we actually think about each other.

NALEE 8:29

All right. It's just fast answers, no thinking, and Anthony's face will do the work. My face will do all the work for our Okay, so it's just one sentence answers, react immediately, let the spiral begin. Okay, so I'll ask the questions and we'll answer it together. Who would forget gifts? I think I would.

ANTHONY 8:51

Forget gifts? I think that you would.

NALEE 8:53

Okay. Who would cry over wrapping paper?

ANTHONY 8:55

Probably me.

NALEE 8:57

Oh, okay.

ANTHONY 8:58

I think I would. I have this weird like thing with like wrapping papers. Sometimes it's just so pretty. But I really like the nostalgic wrapping papers from like that look older.

NALEE 9:07

I feel like I feel like we both would. Because like if I see something really cute, I'd be like, I don't even want to take it out of its wrapper. I would just leave it as a rule.

ANTHONY 9:14

Yes.

NALEE 9:14

Yeah.

ANTHONY 9:15

I feel like Richard does that. Like when you give him a gift, he'll like carefully open it so that we can like save the wrapping paper and wrap something else in it.

NALEE 9:25

Okay, next question. Who would ruin Christmas first? Who?

ANTHONY 9:30

I don't feel like either one of us.

NALEE 9:31

I feel like I would.

ANTHONY 9:32

Why do you feel like you would ruin Christmas?

NALEE 9:34

Because bitch, I'm unhinged. I'm unhinged. You know my crazy. You know.

ANTHONY 9:38

I do know you're crazy. You are one fucking crazy.

NALEE 9:41

I'd probably be the drunk bitch crying and be like, fuck you. Like, you know, I feel like that.

Ping-Pong 20 Questions: Holiday Edition

ANTHONY 9:47

I mean, if we're gonna say alcohol's involved, 100% me. I would be.

NALEE 9:52

I feel like you chill when you're drunk, though.

ANTHONY 9:54

You think so?

NALEE 9:55

Yeah. I feel like you I feel like the sexy you come out. You're like, hey, like, how you doing, boo?

ANTHONY 10:02

I don't know if I want the sexy me to come out with family around. I'm assuming are we talking about family Christmas or like a friend's Christmas?

NALEE 10:09

Christmas in general. But if you're being sexy with your family, incest gets to start somewhere, boo.

ANTHONY 10:14

Not with me. No. That's a no-go for me. I think if it's me and it's with my family, I would be the first to ruin Christmas.

NALEE 10:22

Okay. Same, same. I think if it's me, I feel like I would ruin Christmas. I always do. I'm always a drunk bitch. I'm always rowdy.

ANTHONY 10:29

If it's with friends, I think that you're gonna be the one to ruin Christmas too.

NALEE 10:33

Friends?

ANTHONY 10:33

Yeah.

NALEE 10:34

Not really.

ANTHONY 10:35

No?

NALEE 10:36

I don't think so. Not with friends. Because it's uh if I'm with friends, I have this thing where I don't get too drunk. Because uh my guard's usually up.

ANTHONY 10:44

Normally when I'm with who you want to get drunk with? Like I'd rather get drunk with friends than with family.

NALEE 10:49

Yeah, but I have to make sure they're safe. I'm like Oh, you're gonna be able to do it. Yeah. Because Yeah, but I don't know, it could be different this year. It could be the year that mama comes out. So Okay, next question. Who pretends not to care but absolutely does? That's you for sure. Yeah.

ANTHONY 11:09

100% me. I'll take the blame on that. I will wholeheartedly die on that hill.

NALEE 11:14

Alright. Who already regrets this episode? Uh me. Me a thousand. Yeah, because you guys don't like you guys get to see how crazy I actually am and like our crazy facial expressions and stuff like that. Because they get to see how mean I actually look. That's why.

ANTHONY 11:31

That's why you don't look mean. You just have that RBF when it's like new people. Yeah. Like that first day at the further.

NALEE 11:37

Well, bitches my Nolly bitch hers.

ANTHONY 11:40

Nolly bitch her.

NALEE 11:41

Yeah.

ANTHONY 11:41

That's what's up. I will I will say that I do not regret this episode at all at this point. I mean, this this is fun.

NALEE 11:52

Alright. The only thing I regret is the setup. It looks fucking insane in here. Like my phone's up there, my tablets here, I got boxes everywhere, mic, camera. But yeah, I Okay, I guess I shouldn't say I regret it, but I am cautiously walking, treading through this episode. Because you guys will see the many bitchy expressions that I have. But you know what? We are here. No regrets. True. Okay. But last question. Who would get cut from a Christmas special? I feel like me.

ANTHONY 12:29

I would go on some unhinged tangent about getting up on your soapbox. I would get up on my soapbox. Listen, I'm just gonna say it. I've said it before, and I'm gonna say it with my chest. The world would just be a better place if more people listened to me. There, I said it.

NALEE 12:46

I don't know, but you do have some really good talking points. I'll give you that.

ANTHONY 12:50

I can bring out good talking points to people. You do.

NALEE 12:53

Alright. Well, that tells you everything y'all need to know about me and Anthony. Does it though?

ANTHONY 12:58

Not everything.

NALEE 12:59

But it's a good start.

ANTHONY 13:02

Yeah. Are you gonna introduce our next segment?

NALEE 13:04

Yeah. So our segment. Our next segment. Just an FYI. This episode, we're not gonna really be talking or tangenting. It's more just gonna be some games to kind of get to like, I guess, break the ice a little bit because, you know, we're shy. And the shyness is tr is like doubled because now you guys have to see our face and we have to be somewhat like professional. But and yeah, my name was supposed to be what was my name?

ANTHONY 13:37

I don't remember. What was it? I'm gonna change it right now. Mid-epistology.

NALEE 14:34

Oh, it was assistant to the chaos. Yeah, that that was supposed to be my name. But we were having some technical difficulties. But yeah, here we are. Yeah. And our next segment, segment three here, which is gonna do again another rapid fire round. It's rapid fire, one word. You answer we're gonna answer the questions at the same time and kind of react to each other's answers with these face.

ANTHONY 15:03

I have like barely looked at this, what our plan was for this episode. I put you in charge.

NALEE 15:08

Yeah, it's okay.

ANTHONY 15:09

He messed up the first I messed up the first one. Yeah.

NALEE 15:13

But yeah. Alright.

ANTHONY 15:15

Time for the chaos. Fast and brutal.

NALEE 15:17

Yes, we're gonna wait for like three seconds and then we'll say it together. Okay. Okay.

ANTHONY 15:21

So I'll do one, two, three. Should we count down? Yeah.

NALEE 15:23

Yeah, I'll say one, two, three, and then we'll say it together. Okay.

ANTHONY 15:26

Okay.

NALEE 15:27

Tree of real tree. One, two, three.

ANTHONY 15:29

Real tree.

NALEE 15:30

Why?

ANTHONY 15:30

It just it brings such a good smell into the house, but I I understand that it's a lot of work. Like having to like make sure there's water in there, clean up the pine needles as they dry up and fall off.

NALEE 15:41

Bitch, that's too much work.

ANTHONY 15:42

Why is it too much work?

NALEE 15:44

I can't just Okay. Also, have you seen those videos where like the real tree fucking burns up in flames?

ANTHONY 15:52

Okay. Yeah, but I have seen that. But that can happen with an artificial tree.

NALEE 15:57

Oh, really?

ANTHONY 15:58

Yeah, why couldn't it? It's artificial. It's more like synthetic stuff that's more susceptible to starting on fire. And if you think about it, what causes the fire on a real tree? Most likely the lights.

NALEE 16:09

Yeah, I guess.

ANTHONY 16:10

So what's to stop the lights from starting a fire on an artificial tree?

NALEE 16:13

Oh no. What my thing is once I set up the tree, I don't want to touch you ever again until I have to put you away. Now you have to care for it, you have to water it, you have to like- You just have to water it.

ANTHONY 16:22

That's all you have to do.

NALEE 16:23

That's too much work for me.

ANTHONY 16:24

Girl, bye.

Rapid-Fire One-Word Hot Takes

NALEE 16:25

Okay. Next question. Matching pajamas, cute or cringe? One, two, three.

ANTHONY 16:30

Cringe.

NALEE 16:31

Cringe. I told you.

ANTHONY 16:33

You know how I feel about all of these like curated photo shoots and matching the outfits and bye. The only reason to get matching holiday pajamas for Christmas is for those pictures that they're gonna post on social media for the clout.

NALEE 16:46

I guess.

ANTHONY 16:47

And just I don't know if anybody noticed, but I did close my eyes before that because I was like, my eyes are gonna give away my answer before.

NALEE 16:54

Yeah. Alright. I don't know. I think it's cute.

ANTHONY 16:58

Why? Why? Why is it cute?

NALEE 17:00

Because I'm those bitches who would take the matching pajama photos. I've done it before. Gonna do it again. Gonna do it for the rest of my life.

ANTHONY 17:07

You have. Your whole family does that when you do your family photos.

NALEE 17:11

Yeah, sometimes we do. Yeah. Okay. Next one. Holiday work parties. Is that yes or absolutely not? Three, two, one.

ANTHONY 17:20

Yes.

unknown 17:22

Yeah.

ANTHONY 17:22

I love how you said three, two, one, and I said yes, and it you like waited an extra second. So you're just throwing. Yeah, you're just throwing me under the bus right now.

NALEE 17:31

No, I would I haven't had a holiday work party for like Christmas and stuff, but I feel like it would be fun. I kind of want to see everybody kind of get loose and like Yeah. You know, I feel like that'd be fun.

ANTHONY 17:45

But again, then that goes back to like one of our previous episodes where we discussed, well, it was brought up.

NALEE 17:49

It was addressed like Melissa, we lick in people's faces.

ANTHONY 17:54

Can be people held accountable. Yeah.

NALEE 17:56

Yeah. So that's right, Melissa. We're talking about you ho.

ANTHONY 17:59

It's all Melissa. Melissa's the reason that we're not allowed to have holiday parties.

NALEE 18:04

Yes.

ANTHONY 18:04

I'm just kidding. Just kidding.

NALEE 18:06

All right. Early decorations. Festive or desperate? Three, two, one. Desperate. Yeah. I mean, how early is early? Let's say let's say Christmas. Is October too early?

ANTHONY 18:21

Yes. Yes. The day after Halloween, too early. Anything before Thanksgiving is too early.

NALEE 18:26

Yeah, I agree. Like right after Thanksgiving, we put up that tree baby.

ANTHONY 18:31

Yes, like that would be totally acceptable. But I will say if you live in an area like we do in Wisconsin, you have to take weather into account because I'm not going to be out there in like a foot of snow after Thanksgiving trying to put up my reindeer and my lights on my bush out front. So you have to like plan according to the weather and like ahead of time.

NALEE 18:51

Yeah.

ANTHONY 18:51

That's very true. Yeah, see? Look at me. A realist.

NALEE 18:55

Bougie. Last one here. Leftovers. Is that a blessing or a burden? Three, two, one.

ANTHONY 19:01

A blessing.

NALEE 19:02

Yeah. Period.

ANTHONY 19:03

We're there is nothing like l holiday leftovers. That is the best fucking shit ever. And all the things that you can do with like leftover turkey, leftover ham.

NALEE 19:14

Yeah, it's the thing of like leftovers, you don't have to cook for like the next three days. You could just eat leftovers. Three days? Damn, bitch.

ANTHONY 19:21

I'm good for like a week.

NALEE 19:22

Oh, well, I don't know. I don't I don't know. I don't really like if I pack leftovers, I don't pack like a bunch of it. I just pack to last like, I don't know, one, two, ten.

ANTHONY 19:32

So you're bringing stuff home.

NALEE 19:34

Yeah.

ANTHONY 19:35

Okay. I'm thinking about like if I did the cooking and I like made a full ham, which I've done before.

NALEE 19:40

Like that.

ANTHONY 19:41

And then it's like you just take the leftover ham and like you eat leftovers for a couple days, and then like when the sides are gone, any leftover like meat, like a ham, I'll I'm gonna make some like broccoli ham cheddar soup or that sounds so ham and potatoes.

NALEE 19:57

Yeah. I don't know, bitch. Like if I'm hosting, I'm just like, please take it all home. I pack it, take it all home, y'all.

ANTHONY 20:04

I will be the one to take like the meat home. Specifically, like the meat if I'm if I'm just kidding. No, but like, yeah, I love bringing home the meat because then I can just do a bunch of stuff with it.

NALEE 20:16

Okay. That's interesting. We kind of agreed on a couple of things together.

ANTHONY 20:21

We did.

NALEE 20:22

Falsely agreed. Interesting.

ANTHONY 20:25

And one of these years, we're gonna make those, like, those egg rolls that we talked about back at Thanksgiving. Because you're the deep frying queen.

NALEE 20:32

So you've been talking about it because you're like, we're gonna- That sounds so good. We're gonna make it happen for you, Anthony. Please do.

ANTHONY 20:41

That's what I want for Christmas this year.

NALEE 20:42

Bitch, nah, that's too soon. That's like in three days.

ANTHONY 20:45

No, that's today.

NALEE 20:47

Oh, wait, that's right.

ANTHONY 20:49

Are you drunk right now?

NALEE 20:51

No. I keep forgetting. We're well, yeah, we're pre-recording, so yeah, but we'll see.

ANTHONY 20:57

So you have time. Get it together, give me some egg rolls.

NALEE 21:00

Well.

ANTHONY 21:01

Don't forget the gravy to dip it in.

NALEE 21:02

I cannot guarantee. I cannot confirm nor deny. So we'll see. Maybe next year. Maybe in January. It'll be a New Year's thing.

ANTHONY 21:10

Okay, fine. We'll do it on New Year's.

NALEE 21:12

Yeah.

ANTHONY 21:12

I'm gonna hold you to that. Just in FYI.

NALEE 21:15

Well, I didn't say it's gonna be in twenty twenty six. I said New Year's.

ANTHONY 21:18

Okay. Semantics now. Now you're really getting Okay.

NALEE 21:22

Yeah.

ANTHONY 21:22

I need my waiters on at this point for fucking. Wow. That was fun though. We did we did agree on a couple things, but I still have you ever had a real tree?

NALEE 22:27

No, I ain't that bougie. I real trees are so expensive.

ANTHONY 22:30

You think so?

NALEE 22:32

Well, I mean, I guess I don't know. I've never bought a real tree, but it looks expensive. Like it can be.

ANTHONY 22:37

Prices have gone up.

Real Vs Fake Trees Debate Spirals

NALEE 22:38

Yeah, and Glee, like the trees look real expensive. So and y'all know me. I'm a cheap bitch. If I could reuse, I'd reuse it.

ANTHONY 22:47

But you pay for the quality that you get of the tree.

NALEE 22:51

Do I look like a quality tree in my house?

ANTHONY 22:54

Yeah, you look like you look like a woman of quality. You prefer things that are quality.

NALEE 23:00

Yeah, you're right. But with a cheap price. See.

ANTHONY 23:04

I can't. I just can't win with you.

NALEE 23:05

No, I'm not getting a real tree. That's too much work.

ANTHONY 23:08

Unless Yep.

NALEE 23:09

I don't know. Unless I get unless we win the lottery, maybe next year I'll do a real tree.

ANTHONY 23:14

But we're gonna win the lottery, and then next year you'll do a full fucking blown Kardashian style holiday party with real Christmas trees.

NALEE 23:23

Exactly.

ANTHONY 23:24

Lining your walkway. They'll probably add an ice skating pond in the backyard.

NALEE 23:29

Yep. Make fake snow with the real snow.

ANTHONY 23:31

And then come 2028, you're gonna be broke. And I'm gonna be over here like, bitch, I invested my money.

NALEE 23:36

On real trees?

ANTHONY 23:38

No, I ain't gonna buy I'll buy one real tree.

NALEE 23:41

No, that's too much for me. You'd be like, You'd be like, I'm living large, son! Look at all these Christmas trees. No, it's a real quick no for me.

ANTHONY 23:51

No, I think a real tree is something though that everybody should experience at least once.

NALEE 23:55

Hold on, bitch. Did we really just talk about trees for five minutes?

ANTHONY 23:59

Yes.

NALEE 24:01

I don't know. I feel like fake trees are better. I think it's more versatile.

ANTHONY 24:07

Versatile in what way?

NALEE 24:09

Like you could fold it up and put it away and reuse it the next year compared to real tree. That's it.

ANTHONY 24:16

Yeah, but then if you if you get a real tree, it's different every year because you're never gonna have a tree that looks identical. You know what I mean? Like the style, the branches.

NALEE 24:27

Like I'm already worrying about presents and shit. That's one less thing for me to worry about.

ANTHONY 24:32

Okay. So well, I'll change the subject so we don't have to talk have to talk about Christmas trees anymore.

NALEE 24:37

Thank you.

ANTHONY 24:37

I just want to say that Christmas trees are the quintessential piece of Christmas.

NALEE 24:42

Yeah, and it could be real or fake, guys. Don't don't take Anthony's bougie ass judgment right there. We can't all afford a real tree every year.

ANTHONY 24:50

I don't get real trees anymore, but I said it's just nice. Like I would prefer one.

NALEE 24:54

I can't.

ANTHONY 24:55

I'm sorry. Fine.

unknown 24:56

Fine.

ANTHONY 24:57

Are we doing a holiday party this year or what?

NALEE 24:59

I don't think so. Fuck 220.

ANTHONY 25:01

And for our listeners, we always do our Christmas party after Christmas because of course. Do we? Yeah, I feel like we do.

NALEE 25:08

Do we have a Christmas party? I don't know.

ANTHONY 25:10

We used to. We didn't have one last year.

NALEE 25:12

Yeah.

ANTHONY 25:13

That's when we asked if we were gonna do it one this year.

NALEE 25:14

This year has been rough. We'd be living in the streets. So Yeah, but we can't.

ANTHONY 25:18

We need to the year's coming to a close. We're gonna put this year behind us. We're gonna put it to bed. We're gonna welcome 2026 with open arms, positivity, manifestation. That powerball. We're gonna win the lottery.

NALEE 25:30

Did you oh my god, somebody won fucking$50,000? Heather, Heather can't.

ANTHONY 25:36

Yeah. At the same quick trip that Heather would buy her lottery tickets at. And the one week she didn't buy lottery tickets, that could have been us.

NALEE 25:43

That could have been us.

ANTHONY 25:45

Yeah.

NALEE 25:46

That could have been us.

ANTHONY 25:47

That would have been like, what, sixteen thousand dollars each?

NALEE 25:51

Yeah.

ANTHONY 25:52

32.

NALEE 25:54

About Well, you better tell her to get her ass on it.

ANTHONY 25:58

I told her. I texted her today. I said, the Powerball.

NALEE 26:02

She got one more. The baby girl's out.

ANTHONY 26:04

Yep. That's what's up. I'm gonna send this to her and be like, listen, here's here's where we're at in life right now.

NALEE 26:10

Here's where we're at in life right now.

ANTHONY 26:11

Here's where we're at in life. You are committed to us until we win the lottery. You're not you're not gonna get out of this live.

NALEE 26:18

Exactly.

ANTHONY 26:19

Yes, I am threatening your life right now.

NALEE 26:22

Yes, I am threatening your life right now.

ANTHONY 26:24

If you know what's good for you.

NALEE 26:25

Yes.

ANTHONY 26:26

Just kidding.

NALEE 26:27

Alright. Well, we're gonna do segment four Unhinged Hypotheticals. And like I said, we are just doing a bunch of games, and then maybe at the end, if we wanna tangent off, we can. But this is just a lot of hypotheticals and maybe a little bit unhinged.

ANTHONY 26:44

This is gonna be the peak chaos moment. I'm gonna bring the chaos right now.

NALEE 26:48

Yes. Okay. So I have a couple of questions here. And we're just gonna deep dive right into it. I was gonna say deep dive into it, but that's the same thing that works too. Okay. Anyways, Santa watched you all year. Are you getting gifts?

ANTHONY 27:06

Oh, you're asking me. We're not answering together.

NALEE 27:09

Yeah, yeah.

ANTHONY 27:10

Right. Okay. Alright. Just want to make sure. Of course I would be getting gifts. If anybody who's met me knows that I lead with my heart and emotion, and I'm such a nice person.

NALEE 27:21

He really is.

ANTHONY 27:22

Is it coming across on my face that I'm fake? I'm just kidding. No, I think that I would. I think that assuming that No Man, I'm not even gonna go there. I'm not gonna open that can of worms. Yes, I think that I would get presents because I think that at the end of the year, if all all the good that I do outweighs the bad. And like everything is coming from my heart, like from a true place, genuine place, and from my heart. I don't ever do anything out of malice, spite, or just to be a fucking bitch.

NALEE 27:48

Okay.

ANTHONY 27:49

What about you?

NALEE 27:50

For me, whether I get gifts or not, I'm fucking demanding gifts from Santa.

ANTHONY 27:55

This bitch. You are the one.

NALEE 27:56

Nolly would be the one to gun Santa's head, like to drive up to the North Pole and be like, you stupid little elves, where are my gifts? Yeah. Mama has come to town and she is ready for a present.

ANTHONY 28:12

Shit, at this point, why don't you just kill Mrs. Claus and become the new Miss?

NALEE 28:16

Because I don't want to stick with a fatty. I'm already a fatty mess.

Holiday Parties, Leftovers, And Weather Rules

ANTHONY 28:20

Stop. But he's got a bowl full of jelly for a tummy. Someone else learned. Yeah, exactly. I'm just now I'm thinking of that video I sent you that I told you to watch from Scary Movie where she's talking dirty and she's in the football uniform. So I'm just picturing you being Mrs. Claus right now.

NALEE 28:37

Bye.

ANTHONY 28:38

Bye.

NALEE 28:39

Shake the belly full of jelly.

ANTHONY 28:41

Yep.

NALEE 28:41

Show mama what you got.

ANTHONY 28:43

Show mama what you're working with.

NALEE 28:45

Exactly. What my gifts at? I'm ready for that. I'm ready for that little gift. I'm ready to unwrap that little gift underneath the Christmas tree.

ANTHONY 28:53

He's gonna give you his peppermint stick. That's what he's gonna do.

NALEE 28:55

I like peppermint. That's okay. Right up my alley.

ANTHONY 28:59

Now I'm picturing things that I really don't want to be picturing right now.

NALEE 29:03

So the next question.

ANTHONY 29:04

Alright, now that you've stolen the Christmas gifts from little children. The Grinch. I'm the Grinch. No, you're not the Grinch.

NALEE 29:11

Alright. Which holiday movie character needs to be stopped immediately?

ANTHONY 29:16

Which holiday movie character needs to be stopped immediately?

NALEE 29:20

I'll go first on this one.

ANTHONY 29:21

Okay.

NALEE 29:24

Will Farrell from The Elf.

ANTHONY 29:27

Done.

NALEE 29:28

Yeah. Sarah's coming! Sarah's coming!

ANTHONY 29:31

I'll give you that one. I can't Will Farrell.

NALEE 29:33

Yeah, unpopular opinion.

ANTHONY 29:35

He sucks. He's not a good actor.

NALEE 29:36

Big fan of Will Farrell.

ANTHONY 29:38

We're gonna get a lot of hate for this, you know that, right?

NALEE 29:41

But everybody knows this. I think that's one of the things that we've talked about before. Like, I've talked with other people. Like, I think he he's made a couple of pretty good movies. I will have to admit to that.

ANTHONY 29:52

But And he's had a few good characters.

NALEE 29:54

Yeah. Like Lego was really good. Stepbrothers was good.

ANTHONY 30:00

Stepbrothers was good. I'll give you that one. Elf is just unpopular opinion. Elf is overrated.

NALEE 30:04

Yeah, it is. Yeah. Yeah. It's overrated for sure. I can't with his character. I can't.

ANTHONY 30:12

No. But I will say, for the purpose of the movie and what they were going for, he did his acting was on point as far as being that annoying, yeah, overly happy, overly, but oh no.

NALEE 30:28

I didn't like it.

ANTHONY 30:29

I just can't get past Will Farrell.

NALEE 30:31

Yeah, I didn't like it. But I will say, I will give it to him. I love almost excuse me, all of his uh SNL skits. I love them.

ANTHONY 30:42

I don't know that I've seen any of his SNL.

NALEE 30:44

Like one is the Cowbell one. I think if you guys watch SNL, the Cowbell one is pretty fucking hilarious. The one where he does with Jimmy Fallon. Well, this is Jimmy Jimmy Fallon now, but he does like this really funny skit with Jimmy Fallon. I'll have to find it, but it's them with the tight pants. That skit's pretty funny. But yeah. I love SNL. I love Jimmy Fallon.

ANTHONY 31:07

Never heard of any of these. I love Jimmy Fallon.

NALEE 31:09

Yeah.

ANTHONY 31:10

I think he's so creative and so funny.

NALEE 31:12

Yeah. He was so good looking when he was younger.

ANTHONY 31:15

Alright, girl, you need a moment.

NALEE 31:17

No, no, no, no, no. I'm just saying.

ANTHONY 31:18

Getting a little moist.

NALEE 31:20

Just a little bit, just a tad. You're over there like the hot cocoa's coming back. Oh no.

unknown 31:25

Oh my god.

NALEE 31:26

I did my nails.

ANTHONY 31:28

What are they?

NALEE 31:29

I don't know. It's like red.

ANTHONY 31:31

You need them, but you don't know what they are?

NALEE 31:33

Yeah, it's supposed to it's supposed to be like Christmas polka dots? No, it's like I don't know, Christmas ornaments? I don't fucking know. I just saw it on Pinterest and I was like, oh, those are cute. I don't think I delivered, but still, it's fine.

ANTHONY 31:47

It's just for yourself. It doesn't matter.

NALEE 31:49

Yeah.

ANTHONY 31:49

Yeah.

NALEE 31:50

Alright. Next question. If you had to ban one holiday song forever, which one song would you?

ANTHONY 31:57

You already know.

NALEE 31:58

It's time.

ANTHONY 32:01

All I want for Christmas, Mariah Carrie. Yeah. Overrated. I can't.

NALEE 32:04

Yeah, but it's really catchy.

ANTHONY 32:06

It's a good song. It's catchy. I think I get so frustrated with the fact that it's like every year it's the same shit.

NALEE 32:12

And she's like, oh, I re-recorded it with Justin Bieber. Oh, I re-recorded it with Harry Stack.

ANTHONY 32:18

Bitch, it's the same fucking song. I don't give a shit. It's overplayed. And what's even worse is like literally when they start playing Christmas music before Thanksgiving. Nards will fucking do that.

NALEE 32:30

Yeah.

ANTHONY 32:30

And that song is like Or the radio. Or the radio.

NALEE 32:36

It's like Thanksgiving and it's already on.

ANTHONY 32:38

One time I was playing volleyball at the complex and somebody decided to play that. It was like fucking July, and they played it on the jukebox. And I was like, if I find out who did this, it's Stabby Joe. Dexter. Dexter is coming out.

NALEE 32:49

I agree. Yeah. I think that one, All I Want for Christmas, is definitely overrated. I think if it could be gone, I think I'd be I'd like to do that.

ANTHONY 32:58

I would live a happy life.

NALEE 32:59

Yeah, I'd love fine.

ANTHONY 33:02

And that's probably another unpopular opinion because people like Really?

NALEE 33:08

I feel like a lot of people don't like that song. Because it's so overplayed.

ANTHONY 33:11

Listeners, Ali, you're in charge of socials. I want to poll on social media.

NALEE 33:15

Yeah. Okay. Done.

ANTHONY 33:17

Done.

NALEE 33:17

All right. If your holiday season were a reality show, what's it called?

ANTHONY 33:22

Oh, for fuck's sake. I'm gonna need a second to think about this one because it's I'm gonna need a second too.

Unhinged Hypotheticals: Santa, Elf, And Mariah

NALEE 33:27

Okay, I'm gonna So if your holiday season were a reality show, what's it called?

ANTHONY 33:32

If it was this holiday season, it would just be called canceled. Canceled because I literally have not a single Christmas decoration. I didn't even put a Christmas tree up this year.

NALEE 33:44

Wow. Me too.

ANTHONY 33:45

It just hasn't felt very Christmassy with everything that we've been going through and like a bit rough. Yeah. Okay. I've been trying to find the I tried to like muster up the oomph to like get gifts and wrap them. And it was just like, I'm throwing it in a fucking gift bag, some tissue paper on top. You're lucky you're getting anything.

NALEE 34:04

Like Yeah, lucky you're getting anything.

ANTHONY 34:07

Yeah. Like I'm just not feeling it this year. And I'm it's unfortunate because I do like all I've stopped and I've thought, I'm like, this is literally the f 38 years old, and this is the first time in my entire life that I haven't had a Christmas tree up.

NALEE 34:20

Yeah. You're very, you're definitely very festive. Like you do change your your house up with every season.

ANTHONY 34:27

So every season, every holiday, yeah. I still have all of my fall decorations up.

NALEE 34:33

That's okay.

ANTHONY 34:33

Yeah, it is what it is.

NALEE 34:35

Yeah.

ANTHONY 34:35

So yeah, so it would be canceled.

NALEE 34:37

Okay.

ANTHONY 34:37

What about you? Do you need more time?

NALEE 34:39

We is gonna shout and we are gonna cry because life is a fucking dubs of fire. Yeah. I'm in the same boat and I think I'm gonna be a bitch, but if you had a good 2025.

ANTHONY 34:55

Oh god.

NALEE 34:56

Stay over there.

ANTHONY 34:57

Here's where we get canceled.

NALEE 34:58

So we'll come into town. But yeah. Um yeah, I agree. I think it's just not that festive this year. There's just a lot of shit going on. It's not. But you know what? We're gonna leave that shit in 2025.

ANTHONY 35:12

That's what's up.

NALEE 35:13

Come 2026. Bitch, we is gonna be glowing. We is gonna be rich. We're gonna win that lottery. We're going on trips. All the above.

ANTHONY 35:23

Yep. And I'm gonna like I said, I bought my planner. So I'm everything is gonna be planned and organized. Um this is the year.

NALEE 35:29

Yeah.

ANTHONY 35:29

I say that every year, but this year I'm like actively like going to work harder at making sure that this You know what's funny?

NALEE 35:36

I actually bought like a planner in like October, and I was just like, okay, I'm gonna write what I'm gonna do every day. I'm gonna find everything out. Bitch, I haven't touched it since.

ANTHONY 35:45

I know that and that's normally how I am. And I'm like, I'll start it, and then like a weekend, I'm like, how the fuck do people do this?

NALEE 35:52

Yeah.

ANTHONY 35:53

Like it's like a full-time job just planning and like writing and detailing everything out. But you know what? We're gonna do it. 2026.

NALEE 36:01

Yeah, you got this, boo.

ANTHONY 36:03

Got this. We got this.

NALEE 36:05

We got this. All right. Last question here. What's your holiday villain origin story?

ANTHONY 36:12

You go first.

NALEE 36:13

Let me see. The Grinch, yeah.

ANTHONY 36:16

Why details?

NALEE 36:18

Cause I ain't feeling it. Everybody's mean. And I'm gonna make everybody pay.

ANTHONY 36:26

But the Grinch doesn't make people pay. Yeah, by the end of the movie. You what?

NALEE 36:31

I'm gonna isolate myself and when everybody is asleep and they're all cuddled up, homegirls gonna come out and steal all their gifts.

ANTHONY 36:40

And then give them back at the end of the movie, right?

NALEE 36:46

Yeah, I'm gonna boot her out and be like, bye, bitch. Peace out.

ANTHONY 36:50

That's the Christmas spirit. That's what we were looking for.

NALEE 36:54

Damn. What about you? That got a little dark, sorry.

ANTHONY 36:59

That did get dark. My holiday villain origin story. I would probably be like the evil Santa Claus from the Santa Claus 3 with Tim Allen.

NALEE 37:07

Hmm. Okay. I totally forgot about those movies.

ANTHONY 37:10

Yeah.

NALEE 37:10

Yeah, I love Santa Claus. Yeah, I didn't really like part three. Part three, but I think part one was my favorite.

ANTHONY 37:55

There's those movies that are just like such classics that you just shouldn't touch.

NALEE 37:59

Yeah.

ANTHONY 37:59

Like I know I've talked to you before about that movie, A Christmas Story, and how it's like one of my favorite Christmas movies, and I have to watch it every year.

NALEE 38:07

Have you watched it this year yet?

ANTHONY 38:10

I have, actually. I did. I watched it in bed like a week ago, two weeks ago.

NALEE 38:17

Interesting.

ANTHONY 38:18

But they made a sequel to it nearly like what? Like, I don't know, 30, 40 years later. And it was just like it should have been left alone. It's not horrible, but it should have been left alone.

NALEE 38:29

I'm a big fan of like sequels. Like the only one I would say that I actually really liked is probably Here.

ANTHONY 38:35

Twilight.

NALEE 38:36

And yeah, and Twilight.

ANTHONY 38:39

Of course.

NALEE 38:40

And maybe Lord of the Rings. But like, I know, that's judge me. I'm a nerd. I love.

ANTHONY 38:47

And I went over to my cousin cousins for Thanksgiving, and that's what they were watching was Lord of the Rings. And her youngest son was like quoting the entire movie. And I'm fine quoting movies, but like horrible. I'm like, that's a six-hour fucking movie, and you know, verbatim word for word.

NALEE 39:02

Good for him.

ANTHONY 39:03

No, not good for I'm sorry. Lord of the Rings, not met not for me. That's a no for me.

NALEE 39:08

I like Lord of the Rings.

ANTHONY 39:10

You have a better chance of getting me to watch Twilight.

NALEE 39:12

I was obsessed with Orlando Bloom. Obsessed. Obsessed. But yeah. I think I'm gonna need like a five-minute break. Oh my god, I'm done.

ANTHONY 39:24

Did you join did you see the pictures of him and Katie Perry paddle boarding?

NALEE 39:28

Yeah, but I think they broke up.

ANTHONY 39:29

Yeah, but I mean it w it was a while ago, but I mean he was but ass naked.

NALEE 39:34

He looks a little rough. I liked him a lot in uh Lord of the Rings and in Pirates of the Caribbean. That's also really good.

ANTHONY 39:40

That was, in my opinion, that was his only good movie.

NALEE 39:43

Yeah.

ANTHONY 39:43

Pirates of the Caribbean.

NALEE 39:45

Yeah. All right.

ANTHONY 39:48

Well, that was pretty much it. I don't regret any of my answers. I stick with everything wholeheartedly.

NALEE 39:54

Okay. Well, that's the best way to go. We say with our chest here.

ANTHONY 39:58

Say it with our chest.

NALEE 39:59

Yeah.

ANTHONY 39:59

Okay. Let's let the festivities continue. You're in charge of this. Putting the ball all in you.

Canceled Christmas Vibes And 2026 Manifesting

NALEE 40:05

Okay, got it. All right. So our next segment here is celebrity Christmas chaos. Let's bring celebrities into this mess.

ANTHONY 40:14

They didn't ask for it, but I love when we bring celebrities in. We haven't done that because most of our episodes have been talking about like us and stuff.

NALEE 40:21

I know. But I've been in a while. Like our maybe like the our first couple of episodes was we had that like celebrity thing. But all right. Who ruins Christmas dinner? Mariah Carey, Ryan Reynolds, The Rock, or Taylor Swift.

ANTHONY 40:38

Okay, those are my only options.

NALEE 40:39

Yeah.

ANTHONY 40:40

Mariah Carey.

NALEE 40:41

What?

ANTHONY 40:41

Because she's like, okay, she's pretty much been dubbed for me, like, from my understanding, as the Queen of Christmas.

NALEE 40:48

You think so?

ANTHONY 40:49

I feel like it because, again, going back to all I want for Christmas, like every year. It's overplayed, it's overdone. And so she would ruin it for me just from a standpoint of I get being a diva, but she's she's a diva to the point where I'm like, I don't want to be around you. You know what I mean? Like it's annoying. Yeah. It's like when when somebody knows that they're pretty and they lean into it and they're like, I am so gorgeous. Like that's how Mariah Carey is. Like I feel she's not that pretty.

NALEE 41:17

I think she's gorgeous, but I agree. I think it'll be more very fun.

ANTHONY 41:21

Do you think Mr. Ed was gorgeous too?

NALEE 41:23

Who's that?

ANTHONY 41:24

Oh yeah, you're young. Mr. Ed was a horse, a talking horse. What the fuck? Yeah, I don't know. Popular opinion, I said it. Mariah Carey looks like a horse.

NALEE 41:32

You think she looks like a horse? I can't see that.

ANTHONY 41:35

Okay. I'll send you some.

NALEE 41:36

She's gorgeous.

ANTHONY 41:37

I'll send you some side-by-sides later and then we'll talk. And just for clarification, this has nothing to do with Mariah Carey herself, because I love Sarah Jessica Parker, and I'll tell you she looks like a horse too.

NALEE 41:48

She does. I will agree with that. I will agree with that. She does. That's what I was thinking when you said horse. But damn, that was that was really fucking mean.

ANTHONY 41:57

But uh I said it with my chest.

NALEE 42:00

But Mariah Carey, yes, I would agree a thousand percent. I think I'm already a diva myself, bitch. I don't need that energy.

ANTHONY 42:07

You don't need the competition.

NALEE 42:08

Exactly. Yeah, I don't need the competition. Because I know I'll lose, because I'm poor.

ANTHONY 42:12

So I'm sorry, you're what?

NALEE 42:14

I'm poor.

ANTHONY 42:14

Oh, I thought you said you were a whore.

NALEE 42:16

That too, but but no, I'm just kidding. Yeah, I I don't need the competition right now, bitch. I you know you got money. You already slept with Nick Cannon. We get it. You got you are above.

ANTHONY 42:30

Which, by the way, that is not an accomplishment in life. I just want to throw that out there.

NALEE 42:34

I get it, but Nick Cannon's hot. I'd be his baby dad.

ANTHONY 42:38

Yeah, you and about 15 other fucking women.

NALEE 42:40

Yeah, that's okay. I can't do that.

ANTHONY 42:42

Do you think that that's okay?

NALEE 42:43

What?

ANTHONY 42:44

Do you think that that's okay?

NALEE 42:45

Having like six like a thousand kids?

ANTHONY 42:48

No, having like 500 baby mamas.

NALEE 42:50

No, bitch.

ANTHONY 42:51

Okay, let's we could get we can cause some drama here. Let's talk about the whole like brand. And Chelsea thing.

NALEE 42:58

But I wouldn't mind, I wouldn't mind getting a taste. I'm just gonna say that.

ANTHONY 43:02

His pullout game is weak.

NALEE 43:04

Apparently, some uh yeah. I will wear the condom. That's okay. He don't got to. But okay. Yes. Side tangent. Now we're gonna side tangent. Okay.

ANTHONY 43:13

Yes.

NALEE 43:14

So if you guys don't know, me and Anthony are obsessed with selling sunset. Selling sunset.

ANTHONY 43:18

Yes. Selling the OC.

NALEE 43:20

Yeah, all of it.

ANTHONY 43:22

Have you watched Selling Manhattan or I tried to watch Selling Manhattan Selling Manhattan, but I couldn't get into it.

NALEE 43:29

Okay. I didn't either. But maybe I'll have to give it a try because I didn't like the OC before either. And then I watched it again. I'm like, okay.

ANTHONY 43:37

I feel like the houses on like selling the OC and selling sunset are more your vibe? More my vibe. Like New York and Manhattan, it's more like industrial style.

NALEE 43:49

It's very studio-like.

ANTHONY 43:51

Yeah. And that's that's not me. I want homie. I want to be able to come home and like relax.

NALEE 43:56

But you'd be it like you'd be surprised at how crazy some houses in New York are, though.

ANTHONY 44:02

Oh, I will I'm sure.

NALEE 44:04

Yeah.

ANTHONY 44:04

Maybe I'll give it another go.

NALEE 44:06

Yeah, I love New York.

ANTHONY 44:07

Okay, but now we're tangenting. We really need we need to get to the top, the main tangent.

NALEE 44:11

What is your me tangent about Brie and Chriselle?

ANTHONY 44:14

No, Brienne Chelsea.

NALEE 44:16

Spoiler alert.

ANTHONY 44:17

Brienne Chelsea. Not Chriselle. So Brienne Chelsea had that beef in the beginning because Chelsea was very judgmental towards Brie being one of Nick Cannon's many baby mamas. And I get it. Two each their own. It's your thing. It's a no for me. I think that that is so tacky.

NALEE 44:38

Okay. Interesting.

ANTHONY 44:40

Like I can understand being like, I'm in a relationship with Nollie and we had kids and we separated. And now I'm in a relationship with Melissa. We had kids and now we separated.

NALEE 44:51

Yeah.

ANTHONY 44:52

But he's not in like genuine relationships with these women, from my understanding, unless I'm just being a judgy little bitch.

NALEE 45:00

No, I don't I don't know what the like actual like backstory of that is. I just know that he has like a thousand baby mamas and like a thousand kids. Yeah. In my opinion, in my humble opinion, uh look at her. Yeah. For me, yeah. I I wouldn't mind getting a lick, getting a low taste, but to live in that lifestyle, probably not. Like it's also a no like I want to be in a genuine, like intimate relationship. And bitch, I'm not one to share my fucking man. And if he's you know, if he's if he's okay with that, you are for the streets, not for me. Not for mates and never yeah.

ANTHONY 45:42

Well, and it's like, again, this is just my opinion. This is what's gonna get me canceled. Everything we always say something that's gonna get us canceled.

NALEE 45:49

It's okay. People still coming, it's fine.

ANTHONY 45:51

I think there was clear intention of having kids with each woman.

NALEE 45:56

What do you mean?

ANTHONY 45:57

Like, I th how do I say this?

NALEE 46:01

You know what?

ANTHONY 46:02

I feel like he went into each relationship with each woman. Knowing that he's gonna have a knowing that he's gonna have kids and that it wasn't gonna be forever.

NALEE 46:14

Oh right?

ANTHONY 46:15

So it would be like me going like in a relationship with you, us having kids, but knowing that we're not end game. So he's just he's a serial reproducer.

NALEE 46:26

Yeah.

ANTHONY 46:26

Like I think it's all intentional. Like if he could fuck every woman in a city and have kids with him, he would be fine with it.

NALEE 46:33

Yeah, I agree.

ANTHONY 46:34

Cancelled.

NALEE 46:35

I mean, I don't know. Nick Cannon's hot too, though. So I mean, I can't like if somebody were to say, hey, and this is y'all don't judge me for it. It's okay.

ANTHONY 46:45

I got a question. Okay, go ahead.

NALEE 46:48

If somebody came up to me and said, Hey, would you sleep with Nick Cannon and you are you could be his baby mama and you could you're you're set for life? Shit, I wouldn't say no. I wouldn't say no.

ANTHONY 47:01

Do you think that they're set for life?

NALEE 47:03

I don't know. But that's if that was the hypothetical, I would be like, sure, why not?

ANTHONY 47:08

But Okay, if that was the hypothetical. That was and that was kind of my question. So if they were like, hey, would you have three kids with Nick Cannon?

NALEE 47:15

Not three fucking kids, just one.

ANTHONY 47:17

Oh, just one. And then he can go and impregnate the next one.

NALEE 47:21

Yeah. I think if that was the lifestyle, then I'd be like, yeah, as long as I'm set for life, then, you know, maybe I might not have a committed relationship with him, but I could still obviously have a committed relationship with somebody else, but just have, oh shit. Sorry. Episode Earthquake! If I was to live in that lifestyle, but I could still have a committed relationship outside of the me and Nick Cannon relationship, I'd be fine with that.

ANTHONY 47:48

You would be fine with that.

NALEE 47:50

Yeah. Cause he'd be setting me for life, but then I don't have to stick with him. I could actually go and find some somebody who I'm I could have a genuine connection with.

ANTHONY 47:59

Okay. So see, now we're back to Nolly being delusional because there's no way that that's gonna happen. You don't know I mean I mean, as far as like even reality-wise, like there's no way he set these women up for life. Or like set them up. And none of my business. And yes, I am judging, but I'm curious, I wonder if he actually pays child support for all of his.

NALEE 48:19

I think he does. I think he does.

ANTHONY 48:21

Do you think so?

NALEE 48:22

I think so. He makes a lot of money. He like Does he? Yeah. I mean, I get it. People make fun of him because he is a serial hoe, but um That's the problem, is he's a hoe. Yeah. I mean, we shouldn't be judging. We have a whole ass home unity. So I mean, to each their own.

ANTHONY 48:38

Yeah, but we hoes with class.

NALEE 48:40

You true. You true. That's true. You true, you true. But uh I think with yeah, he makes a lot of money because he has Wild and Out. I love Wild and Out.

ANTHONY 48:50

I've never heard of it. Yeah, it's not you like America's Got Talent or something.

NALEE 48:53

I don't know, but he's in the masked singer. He's a host for that.

ANTHONY 48:57

Maybe that's what I'm thinking.

NALEE 48:58

And then I think he's in a lot of a lot of other stuff too. But yeah, I mean, just kind of circling back to the Bree and Chelsea situation, like realistically, yeah, that's again, I'm a jealous, delusional, crazy bitch. I don't share my man. So regardless of if like that's what they went in with the intention of just having babies and shit, yeah, it's an L for me.

ANTHONY 49:22

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, now I tangent it off. I'm sorry.

NALEE 49:26

Yeah, if I found out that that's the case, I don't know. Addict me coming off. That's all I gotta say.

ANTHONY 49:32

I just want to throw out there that I did look this up. So he has 12 children with six different women. And he he has publicly stated that he does not participate in the traditional government-run child support system for any of his children. Instead, he claims he provides for them directly and that whatever they need, they get it.

NALEE 49:55

Yeah, see, he that's life. If I said, hey, I need 15 mil, you better fucking show up with the 15 mil.

ANTHONY 50:02

Well, that won't happen because he also went on to say that he spends over three million dollars per year supporting his 12 kids financially.

NALEE 50:11

That's crazy. Holy shit.

ANTHONY 50:12

So I doubt that it's gonna be 15 million for one child.

NALEE 50:16

I guess.

ANTHONY 50:16

But so even if you say five million, yeah. Divide that by twelve.

NALEE 50:23

It's still a lot of money, though, regardless. That's a lot of money.

ANTHONY 50:25

It's still a lot of money.

NALEE 50:27

But yeah, uh, that's insane.

ANTHONY 50:30

Yeah, it's a no for me.

NALEE 50:31

Six different women, yeah. You know what? They should make a uh Netflix documentary on Nick Cannon.

ANTHONY 50:39

They that's actually a really uh good idea because I would love to hear, you know, this whole this whole like my knowledge of this all started from watching Selling Sunset and seeing what Brie the situation with Brie and Chelsea. Yeah, I never knew.

NALEE 50:52

Wow.

ANTHONY 50:53

As far as I knew, Nick Cannon was like, wasn't he a Nickelodeon star at some point?

NALEE 50:57

I don't think he was a Nickelodeon star, but I know he like he was an actor first. Like he did drumline, that's kind of where he blew up.

ANTHONY 51:03

Never even heard of that.

NALEE 51:05

And then he just went on and did a couple movies, but I think he's most known for being Mariah Curie's ex-husband because they had two ends.

ANTHONY 51:13

Yes.

NALEE 51:13

Oh.

ANTHONY 51:14

Because he was the one who got who got her to have kids.

NALEE 51:19

Yeah.

ANTHONY 51:19

Because they were her first kids ever.

NALEE 51:21

Yeah. Damn, he does have a either he does have a weak poll-out game or again, it's intentional.

ANTHONY 51:27

Or it's intentional.

NALEE 51:28

Yeah.

ANTHONY 51:29

But still he's like, Yeah, baby, I got the rubber on. Dumb bitch.

NALEE 51:33

But yeah, I don't know. That's that's somebody else's circus, so it's okay.

ANTHONY 51:39

Speaking of which, I just want to let our listeners know that there also is that is that is called stealthing, and that is actually illegal, and you can be in trouble for that. So just enough.

NALEE 51:48

Stealthing?

ANTHONY 51:49

Stealthing.

NALEE 51:50

What is that?

ANTHONY 51:51

It's like when people are having sex with a condom and they remove the condom without their partner knowing.

NALEE 51:59

I would agree to that. What the fuck? That's fucked up.

ANTHONY 52:02

It's yeah. So it is illegal.

NALEE 52:04

Yeah.

ANTHONY 52:05

They can get yeah, they can get in trouble with the law for that. So I just want to fun random fact that I learned that I know.

NALEE 52:12

That's fucked up though. Like, let's say if like I'm like, oh yeah, put on condom on, and just because your little bitch ass can't don't like the feel of a condom, bitch, get the fuck out of here. Yeah. No. Because you could ruin somebody's life. Yeah. What if you got pregnant? You know what I mean?

ANTHONY 52:27

Or what if they had STDs? Or yeah.

NALEE 52:32

Yeah. Only raw dog it with somebody you know that is gonna commit to you guys. Okay? Let's be smart here.

ANTHONY 52:38

And commit to you for more than just those 90 seconds.

NALEE 52:41

Exactly. All right, who's banned from hosting Christmas?

ANTHONY 52:46

From those same people or just in general?

NALEE 52:48

Are there any celebrity, just in general?

ANTHONY 52:51

Any Kardashian.

NALEE 52:52

What? I feel like that that'd be so fun.

ANTHONY 52:54

Yeah, they look fun, but uh but it's also like it is pretty to look at when they're doing their holiday parties and they have everybody over, but it I almost feel like it's like rubbing it in the I'm jealous. Josh is gonna come for me right now. He's like, Are you just jealous because you can't do it? Yeah, Josh, I'm fucking jealous.

NALEE 53:10

But I feel like it's like I feel like you what? I feel like it's curated.

ANTHONY 53:16

Yeah, it's curated, but it's also like I feel it's it's like a millionaire rubbing in people's face. Like, look what we can do that you can't, right? Yeah. So it's like when you when you when we see this on social media, we're expected to live vicariously through them. Yeah. Right. It's pretty to look at, but it's it's really truly unnecessary. I like a whole fucking they've turned their entire backyard into a wonderland and like had an ice skating rink and had fake snow brought in. Like, really? Really?

NALEE 53:44

You know, I think we're just jealous of them.

ANTHONY 53:48

I'm not negating that. I do have some jealousy of it, but it's like do it. I would I would be more supportive if they did it and didn't make a big deal about it on like the news and entertainment tonight and on their social media, like privacy. It's the holidays, it's your Christmas party.

NALEE 54:05

Having a crime. I would have respect for them if if like they use that money to donate it to people who actually don't have Christmas because they have they have so much money, they could do so much with that amount of money. Like spending, I don't know,$500 on a specialized wrapping paper, bitch.

ANTHONY 54:25

$500?

NALEE 54:26

Yeah, like I mean, it's I'm just exaggerating. You could obviously more than that. You know, like you could do so much with money, and if you really think about it, there's a lot of people in need. Like, bitch, donate to me.

ANTHONY 54:38

There's people dying, Kim.

NALEE 54:40

In Africa.

ANTHONY 54:41

In Africa.

NALEE 54:42

Yeah.

ANTHONY 54:43

No, I agree with that. And like they're gonna throw this big, lavish, glamorous party where they're gonna invite all of their millionaire friend friends, maybe be like, okay, we're inviting you, but can you make a$500,000 donation to the Los Angeles whatever?

NALEE 54:56

Children, something. I don't know.

ANTHONY 54:58

Yeah.

NALEE 54:59

Yeah. For me, it would be Kanye. I love Kanye, like I love his music, but yeah. He's he's a different kind of delusional.

ANTHONY 55:09

I could remove him from the world completely and I would be I wouldn't say it's a wink.

NALEE 55:14

Kanye. I like King.

ANTHONY 55:15

I know you do. I know. And you like his shoes.

Boundaries, Stealthing, And Reality TV Drama

NALEE 55:19

Not me, B likes his shoes, but don't you have a pair? But yeah, it's uh Yeah, he's crazy. So technically, still aligns with Kardashians. I don't know.

ANTHONY 55:32

Yeah.

NALEE 55:32

But yeah, I don't know. I feel like I would respect them more if they actually did something with that.

ANTHONY 55:37

The Kardashians? Okay, but let I wanna let's go back to this whole Kanye thing. So why are you banning him from hosting Christmas? Aside from the fact that he's crazy. Like, is there any correlation or relation to Christmas specifically?

NALEE 55:50

Not really.

ANTHONY 55:50

No? Okay.

NALEE 55:51

No. He's the only person I could think at the top of my head where it's like, whoa, he's crazy. I feel like if let's just say if he was to become president, he would totally like fuck shit up. I mean, we're not gonna talk about politics, but we're not talking politics. Yeah.

ANTHONY 56:07

That wasn't the eye roll. The eye roll was the thought of him even becoming president.

NALEE 56:11

Yeah.

ANTHONY 56:11

But like how how much will we have fallen if we voted for Kanye West in the world?

NALEE 56:16

We'd die within like a yeah.

ANTHONY 56:18

Fucking White House.

NALEE 56:19

Yeah, I feel like we'd die within a year. I mean, we're dying now, but that's besides the point. But yeah. That's all that's all I could think of. Okay. Alright. Now this I don't really know, so I'm gonna let you answer it. Maybe you will know a little bit more than me, because I personally I don't really keep up with a lot of like social media and stuff because I'm self-absorbed and I just do my own shit. Who absolutely has a weird holiday tradition? Celebrity-wise.

ANTHONY 56:50

I don't I don't really know. Oh honestly, when it comes to celebrities, and I think of Christmas, I only think of two. I think of Mariah Carey and the Kardashians.

NALEE 57:02

Interesting. Okay. Well, we could scratch that.

ANTHONY 57:05

Yeah, I don't if our listeners know of anything, like, but I will say the whole Kardashian Christmas party thing, it is a kind of a weird holiday tradition because again, the holidays are supposed to be about spending time with your family, the people you love, privacy. And here they are, social media nonstop. Like, to me, that's a little weird. And obviously, like you said, like it's all curated and fake. I have a question I thought of that I want to ask, going back to your previous question about who's banned from hosting Christmas.

NALEE 57:34

Okay.

ANTHONY 57:35

Who would you, if you were to throw a Christmas party, what celebrities, we'll say five, top five celebrities, would you want to invite to your holiday event and why? That would that would like make Christmas, right?

NALEE 57:53

For me, it would be Jimmy Fallon. He gives really good gifts, I heard.

ANTHONY 57:57

Okay.

NALEE 57:58

So that's more of like a selfish reason. And free entertainment. Five celebrities. Okay, so we got Jimmy Fallon, Michelle Obama. I feel like that's fun to spend time with her for Christmas. Henry Campbell. He's my present under the tree.

ANTHONY 58:16

He'll be there at midnight waiting for you, wrapped in a bow.

NALEE 58:19

Period. Let's see. I have two slots left. I'm trying to think if I want this to be a sexual encounter.

ANTHONY 58:26

Girl, this after I j after I literally just got done saying the holidays are for family and friends.

NALEE 58:31

Hey, we could make a family. Excuse you. Let's see. Trying to think.

ANTHONY 58:37

So we have Henry Cavill, Michelle Obama, Jimmy Fallon. Jimmy Fallon.

NALEE 58:43

Trying to think who I really like right now. Um, Mel Robbins.

ANTHONY 58:49

I feel like she'd be really That's an interesting choice for Christmas.

NALEE 58:53

Yeah.

ANTHONY 58:54

I could see it.

NALEE 58:55

And then see, who else? Still thinking. Do you know your celebrities?

ANTHONY 59:01

I do.

NALEE 59:01

Okay. So let's go back on to you. Let's put this question on you, and then I'll think about my last celebrity.

ANTHONY 59:07

Okay, you think of your last celebrity. I'm gonna throw mine out. So I would invite, and as much as I'm not a fan of him as a person.

NALEE 59:16

Okay.

ANTHONY 59:17

I like his character. I would invite Tim Allen as Santa Claus.

NALEE 59:22

Nice. Okay.

ANTHONY 59:23

But I feel like he's I think of Christmas when I think of Tim Allen since he started doing those movies. So I would do Tim Allen. So you already know I had to invite Taylor.

NALEE 59:31

Yeah.

ANTHONY 59:31

Oh. Okay, now I guess I didn't know I didn't know my celebrities because now I gotta If I invite Taylor, I gotta invite Travis.

NALEE 59:38

Really? You'd sacrifice one whole ass person for I do because I do like Travis.

ANTHONY 59:43

I do like his personality.

NALEE 59:44

Okay. Okay, go on.

ANTHONY 59:46

So there's my three. I have two left. I think that I would invite Jimmy Fallon as well.

NALEE 59:53

Wow.

ANTHONY 59:53

I'm gonna steal him from you because I feel like he would add entertainment.

NALEE 59:57

For sure. For sure.

ANTHONY 59:58

And then of course I have to. I'll provide the knives, but I'm gonna invite Britney.

NALEE 1:00:04

Love it. I was like, if you don't say Britney, bitch, I'm done.

ANTHONY 1:00:08

It's Britney, bitch.

NALEE 1:00:09

Yeah, exactly.

ANTHONY 1:00:10

She'll provide entertainment. We'll have Jimmy singing, and she'll be dancing with knives.

NALEE 1:00:15

Yeah. That's fucking dead. I totally forgot about our knife videos. That's why I kept, I was like, what the fuck does knives have to do with this? But valid.

ANTHONY 1:00:27

Valid. Yeah. And if I didn't bring Travis, I would fill in with somebody else. Who would I do? Low key, I want to bring Kim Kardashian.

NALEE 1:00:35

Just Oh my god. Okay, okay, okay.

ANTHONY 1:00:37

Just to like get the daggers between her and Taylor going.

NALEE 1:00:39

In Travis.

ANTHONY 1:00:40

I would obviously be Dean Taylor, but Okay.

NALEE 1:00:43

Funny you say that. Yeah, I would say maybe either Chloe or Kim. So of the like of the Kardashian name, I would say one of the two. Yeah. But I feel like I would get along more with Kim, so probably Kim.

ANTHONY 1:00:56

You think you'd get along with Kim more?

NALEE 1:00:58

I think so, yeah.

ANTHONY 1:00:59

Really?

NALEE 1:00:59

Why? Why is that such a shock to you?

ANTHONY 1:01:01

I don't know. That I don't know. That really does surprise me.

NALEE 1:01:04

Who do you think I would get along with?

ANTHONY 1:01:06

I feel like you would get along with Chloe more. I think I feel I would get along with Chloe more.

NALEE 1:01:11

I don't like Chloe, but I feel like just how Kim is, I think I would probably get along with Kim.

ANTHONY 1:01:15

How is she?

NALEE 1:01:17

I don't know if she's stupid like me. Duh. I feel like Chloe would be too critical of me. She would be like, bitch, get your shit together. And I'm like, I don't want to, though.

ANTHONY 1:01:27

I'm your Chloe.

NALEE 1:01:28

Yeah, literally.

ANTHONY 1:01:29

It's me. Literally telling you, get your shit together, get your life together.

NALEE 1:01:32

Kim would feed into my delusion. We'd have fun.

ANTHONY 1:01:35

You're probably right. Okay, now it's all coming to light. You would you two are like two peas in a pod. You're both potsters. You're instigators.

NALEE 1:01:43

Yep. Period.

ANTHONY 1:01:44

Now it makes sense. I could see that now. Okay.

NALEE 1:01:47

So there's my list.

ANTHONY 1:01:48

See you're Kim. I'm Chloe. Yeah, I would get along with Chloe. Okay.

NALEE 1:01:54

My boo Henry Cavill, Miss.

ANTHONY 1:01:56

For sexual reasons, obviously.

NALEE 1:01:58

Yeah. Duh. And for entertainment, you know. And I could have him set dressed up as Santa. Mm-hmm. See, then I could be.

ANTHONY 1:02:06

Shirtless Santa.

NALEE 1:02:08

You're right. I could be Mrs. Claus.

ANTHONY 1:02:11

My God.

NALEE 1:02:11

And then he could shake something else with a phobo of uh with a with some I don't know.

ANTHONY 1:02:16

My God.

NALEE 1:02:17

You know, you know.

ANTHONY 1:02:18

You're gonna be bending over to put some fresh cookies into the oven.

Who’s Banned From Hosting Christmas

NALEE 1:02:21

Face down ass up, baby. That's a Melissa Claudia. And then I said Michelle and then Mel Robbins. I'd be like, Mel, you need to give me a life lesson, and then I'm gonna turn it right back up at 12 o'clock and be like, I'm about to make the best decision of my life. I'm about to turn my life around with Henry Campbell under the tree.

ANTHONY 1:02:40

My God.

NALEE 1:02:41

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:02:41

Wow.

NALEE 1:02:42

All right.

ANTHONY 1:02:43

Okay. Well, lucky for us, we're actually never going to get invited anywhere, and nobody will probably come to our party, so Okay.

NALEE 1:02:51

It's it was all worth it. We're just gonna sti like stew with that for a little bit. Yeah. It's fun.

ANTHONY 1:03:00

Yeah. It's fun to think about these things.

NALEE 1:03:03

That's true. That's true. All right. Well, our last segment here is Christmas hot takes.

ANTHONY 1:03:11

Ooh, yes. Time for opinions. You know how I love to give mine.

NALEE 1:03:15

Yes. And low-key consequences. Okay. So for this one, what are your opinions on wrapping gifts? Like when people say wrapping gifts is relaxing. Do you agree with that or no?

ANTHONY 1:03:31

I do agree with that in the sense that, no, let me rephrase that. I do agree with that when the package or gift is easily wrappable.

NALEE 1:03:40

Okay.

ANTHONY 1:03:41

Meaning like, you know, sometimes you'll get those presents for kids that are like It's like a teddy baby or something and you have to wonder how you're well.

NALEE 1:04:00

Oh, yeah. Like there's a big box.

ANTHONY 1:04:02

So how the fuck do you wrap it? Yeah. So like if it comes in a perfectly square box that I can wrap or a round cylinder that I can easily wrap, I do think that wrapping can be relaxing.

NALEE 1:04:13

Okay.

ANTHONY 1:04:14

I could see that.

NALEE 1:04:15

I'm kind of the opposite. I kind of like wrapping weird things.

ANTHONY 1:04:18

Oh, really?

NALEE 1:04:19

Yeah, I feel like that's fun because you have to kind of figure out like the logistics of it, but that's just me.

ANTHONY 1:04:25

Did you watch the newest shit?

NALEE 1:04:27

I did not.

ANTHONY 1:04:29

It's funny because he likes somebody gifts a golf club and it's wrapped.

NALEE 1:04:33

Mm-hmm.

ANTHONY 1:04:34

And it's like, you wrap a golf club, you can tell it's a fucking golf club, right? He made the joke of something like, what it I can't wait to find out what it is. He's like, all right, bro.

NALEE 1:04:44

But the thing is about me, you know that I will be a troll. So if it's like a teddy bear, I'd put it in like five different boxes. If it's like a mug, yeah, I'm uh I'm gonna put it in something that you can't even tell what it is.

ANTHONY 1:05:00

That's fair. Yeah. I like that. I think that's fun. That can be fun.

NALEE 1:05:04

Is because I like to fuck with people's brains. Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:05:07

Kind of like me that year that you individually wrapped all those fucking peppermint barks and then taped them together. And you know what?

NALEE 1:05:14

It was I was trying to give you the gift of opening presents because I didn't know how many presents you're gonna have. So each time you opened a candy, so technically technically, if you think about it, I was gifting you the opportunity to open multiple gifts. You're welcome.

ANTHONY 1:05:33

Let me tell you, listeners, it was literally so bad. I was at one point, I was like, this fucking thing isn't even worth it.

NALEE 1:05:38

You're like, I'm not gonna.

ANTHONY 1:05:39

If anything, if anything's Nolly is doing me a favor by saving me on calories because I won't be able to eat this fucking shit. Like each one was wrapped, and I'm not kidding you. After she taped them all together, it was like for the most part, each one was like wrapped in like packing tape.

NALEE 1:05:55

Yeah, no, I I did that.

ANTHONY 1:05:56

I needed scissors to get into that.

NALEE 1:05:58

Yeah, I did that intentionally. I'm like fucking bitch. In my head, I'm like, I wonder what his thoughts are when he opens this. And I was like, I'm just gonna tape it all. Like it's not even wrapping anymore, it's just taping.

ANTHONY 1:06:08

Pettiness.

NALEE 1:06:09

Yeah, I'm trying to because the thing, if you think about it, how rewarding is it to finally open it and get to eat it? How rewarding is that?

ANTHONY 1:06:18

Well, I don't know. I had to get to that point first. I didn't get to that point very often on those. Did I send you there? Was on TikTok, it was a gift box.

NALEE 1:06:27

With the little fucker.

ANTHONY 1:06:29

Yes.

NALEE 1:06:30

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:06:30

I want to get I wanted to get that for everybody for Christmas. Because you have to it's it's this gift box, and you have to like take a mini screwdriver and like unscrew it, and then inside it's a different box, and then you have to like it's all these different techniques to like unscrew things and get into the next box. And then you get to the bottom, the end box, and you take it off and it opens up and it's just a like a bobbing middle finger.

NALEE 1:06:53

Yeah. And I'm sorry if that was a disclaimer, if like the middle finger is triggering to you guys. It was just, yeah.

ANTHONY 1:07:01

I'm not sorry. If you don't know by now, but you think I have the mouth of a sailor, but I'm not gonna throw out a middle finger?

NALEE 1:07:07

I was just saying, this is our first live recording. We have to ease him into it. Hello.

ANTHONY 1:07:12

I ain't easing nobody into shit. At this point, I'm balls deep. Y'all motherfuckers better enjoy.

NALEE 1:07:16

Okay. All right. Here's the second one. Are socks elite gifts?

ANTHONY 1:07:20

Fuck no. Let me tell you something. The only person on the planet that enjoys getting socks is a 12-year-old boy.

NALEE 1:07:29

You think so?

ANTHONY 1:07:30

Yep.

NALEE 1:07:30

I like socks. I like the fuzzy socks.

ANTHONY 1:07:32

No, you're full of shit.

NALEE 1:07:33

I've been so into that recently for some reason. Like, I think it's because my house is kind of cold, but I've been so into fuzzy socks. I literally went to TJ to buy like two packs of fuzzy socks last week.

ANTHONY 1:07:44

Okay, but as gifts? Yeah. That's what you want to get as a gift.

NALEE 1:07:48

Yeah, that's fine with me.

ANTHONY 1:07:49

Fuck that. I would ra I would rather go to TJ Maxx and buy my own fuzzy socks than get socks as a gift for Christmas.

Dream Guest List: Taylor, Tim, And Chaos

NALEE 1:07:57

Well, nobody's fucking ungrateful.

ANTHONY 1:08:03

I'm just saying.

NALEE 1:08:04

Okay. I know what to get you this year now. Thank you.

ANTHONY 1:08:07

Don't fucking get me socks.

NALEE 1:08:09

We'll see. I could give you the gift of having socks.

ANTHONY 1:08:12

I don't no, thank you. That's a gift I will re-gift.

NALEE 1:08:15

Alright, that's fine with me. Alright. We've already kind of talked about this one, but what about Christmas music before December? Is that okay? So we're talking about Thanksgiving timeline.

ANTHONY 1:08:26

I think that Christmas bef Christmas music before December is fine, but it has to be after Thanksgiving. Now, I think that like for maybe like the first week leading up to Thanksgiving, I think intermittent Christmas songs are okay on the radio. Like maybe play a Christmas song, and then the next 12 songs are regular music before you play another Christmas song.

NALEE 1:08:50

Okay, that's interesting.

ANTHONY 1:08:51

But like the day after Halloween, and I'm fucking hearing Christmas song after Christmas song after Christmas song after Christmas song, no ma'am.

NALEE 1:08:58

Interesting.

ANTHONY 1:09:00

Yeah.

NALEE 1:09:01

For me, I do agree though.

ANTHONY 1:09:03

I think Okay, hold on. We got a timeout. Okay, where were we?

NALEE 1:09:20

Alright, so uh we were talking about socks as gifts.

ANTHONY 1:09:24

Nope.

NALEE 1:09:24

Wait, we were talking about Christmas music before December.

ANTHONY 1:09:27

Christmas music before December.

NALEE 1:09:29

Right. And we've already gone over that. So our next and last question is does eggnog deserve to be respected? Yeah. I'm gonna be honest with you, and you could judge me. I've never tried eggnog before.

ANTHONY 1:09:43

I'm not gonna judge you because I had only tried eggnog within the last five years.

NALEE 1:09:48

Is it just like raw eggs?

ANTHONY 1:09:50

I don't know how they make it, to be honest with you. I think there's alcohol in it.

NALEE 1:09:54

Interesting.

ANTHONY 1:09:55

You should buy some and try it. They probably still have some at the grocery stores.

NALEE 1:09:59

Nah, it sounds nasty to me.

ANTHONY 1:10:02

Do you like milk?

NALEE 1:10:03

Bitch, I'm lactose.

ANTHONY 1:10:04

Oh, that's right. Yeah, you're lactose. Why would you drink eggnog?

NALEE 1:10:07

Yeah. I didn't know they added milk into it though, because I still eat eggs.

ANTHONY 1:10:11

Well, it's dairy.

NALEE 1:10:13

I don't know. I wouldn't if I had the chance to try it, I'd try it though. I wouldn't say no. You know, I like Alfredo, so why can't I just sacrifice it for one?

ANTHONY 1:10:21

That's true. That's true. And the problem with eggnog, though, is that everybody makes it a different way. And so you have to get like there's good eggnog and there's bad eggnog.

NALEE 1:10:30

Interesting. And so just So is homemade better than like the carton eggnog?

ANTHONY 1:10:36

Yeah, 100%.

NALEE 1:10:38

Oh god. Why is eggnog such a weird word?

ANTHONY 1:10:41

I don't know. That's a good question.

NALEE 1:10:42

Who came up and said, oh, this is eggnog? That's such a weird word.

ANTHONY 1:10:45

Okay, we're not even gonna tangent on that because I think about that about anything. Oh, really? Who decided that this is pink? Just random thoughts that I will have in my head.

NALEE 1:10:54

Interesting.

ANTHONY 1:11:00

But the most important key for eggnog is you have to have the right amount of alcohol in there. There has to be alcohol in it.

NALEE 1:11:07

Okay. Interesting.

ANTHONY 1:11:09

Non-alcoholic buy.

NALEE 1:11:10

Alright, well, I hate how visible my judgment is because it is what it is.

unknown 1:11:16

Alright.

NALEE 1:11:17

I love it.

ANTHONY 1:11:18

I love our judgment. We say it's a judgment-free zone, but.

NALEE 1:11:20

That's all we do is judge.

ANTHONY 1:11:22

Yeah.

NALEE 1:11:23

Okay. Well, I said that was my last segment, but got a little surprise for you. It's been a hot minute. Anali's hypothetical hotline before we close this chapter.

ANTHONY 1:11:35

It has been a hot minute since you've done it.

NALEE 1:11:37

It has been a hot minute. So this is a very unstable Christmas. Hello, and thank you for calling the Christmas Crisis Hotline, or should I say Anali's hypothetical hotline, where the eggnog is spiked, the group chat is muted, and someone is absolutely about to cry in the bathroom. Press one if your partner is ruining Christmas. Press two if your family is ruining Christmas, or press three if it's definitely both. What did you press? Three?

ANTHONY 1:12:10

All of them. All of the above.

NALEE 1:12:11

So this is a scenario I'm gonna set the stage up for you guys. It's Christmas Eve, you're at your parents' house, and your girlfriend has already announced twice that the vibes are off. She didn't like the way your mom said hello because she thinks it felt cold. She thinks your dad's Christmas list is too aggressive, and she's convinced your sister has been side-eyeing her since she walked in. Your sister, loud, sarcastic, and fully in her element, makes a joke while opening a bottle of wine. Careful, this is a good stuff. We don't just give it to anyone. Your girlfriend freezes, she whispers to you that your sister is marking territory and trying to embarrass her. Before you can respond, your girlfriend loyally asks your sister, why is she being weirdly hostile for no reason? The room goes silent and your sister laughs and says, Girl, it's Christmas. Relax. Well, that was clearly the wrong answer. Your girlfriend immediately starts crying and says she's being ganged up on. She brings up the brings up Thanksgiving. She brings up a comment your sister made two years ago. She says your family has never accepted her. And your sister claps back and says, I don't even know why you make everything about you. It's not a personal attack with you. Not everything is about you. Your mom is pretending to rearrange ornaments that do not need rearranging. Your dad suddenly needs to go check on the grill, and a cousin records a video just in case. Your sister said she refuses to apologize to someone who wants a Hallmark movie and can't handle real people. Your parents are begging everyone to, hey, let's just eat. It's fine. Now, the question is, do you publicly side with your girlfriend and call up your sister, even if you think she's being dramatic? Or do you tell your girlfriend she's overreacting and risk her saying Christmas is now traumatizing? Oof, that was messy.

ANTHONY 1:14:00

That is really messy. Am I hearing all the things that my family is saying? Am I catching wind of any of these tones?

NALEE 1:14:07

No, so this is just your friend being oversensitive. And it's not about cheating or it's not about relationship-wise.

Wrapping Gifts, Socks, And Eggnog Truths

ANTHONY 1:14:13

It is not. I'm inclined to side with her only from a standpoint of clearly she's been in my life for multiple years, because you said it w she brought something up from two years ago. So I obviously have some sort of connection with her. So I would be inclined to side with her if we've been together that long. I definitely and I think anybody is not your partner or anything.

NALEE 1:14:39

This is your friend. This is your girlfriend.

ANTHONY 1:14:42

Like girlfriend as in like a I was oh, I was interpreting it like boyfriend, girlfriend.

NALEE 1:14:48

Oh yeah.

ANTHONY 1:14:48

Okay.

NALEE 1:14:50

Well, I guess you could let's let's stick with that. I actually do like that.

ANTHONY 1:14:54

Because I do have to talk about regardless, it wouldn't make a difference. Because I feel like I would know my family well enough to know to pick up on any s any signals if they're giving any cold shoulders or anything like that. I think anybody who's in a relationship, even if it's friendship, depending on how close that you know friendship is, the last thing that you ever want to do is tell somebody that they're overreacting.

NALEE 1:15:16

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:15:17

Because that is the biggest insult and slap in the face, I think.

NALEE 1:15:21

Because you still have to acknowledge their feelings, you know what I mean? Right.

ANTHONY 1:15:25

Yeah, I don't yeah.

NALEE 1:15:26

This scenario, what would you do? Would you side with her or how would you side I would side with her. Interesting.

ANTHONY 1:15:34

Would you not?

NALEE 1:15:35

I would have to reassess the scenario because it's like what you said, like if this was for me, you guys already know. I'd like to I'd I'd like to be the middleman. So I wouldn't necessarily side with anybody. I wouldn't side with her or my family.

ANTHONY 1:15:51

Oh, I didn't know that was an option.

NALEE 1:15:53

I don't know.

ANTHONY 1:15:53

I shouldn't have said that. No, that's a I mean that's a really good option.

NALEE 1:15:58

Yeah. I would just say, hey, like, let's just kind of feel it out. Like, um, I wouldn't tell her that she's being dramatic, but I would just say, hey, let's just get through this. Yeah, like I'm sorry feeling that way, but you know, I'll talk to my sister and let her know to lay the fuck off, kind of a thing. You know what I mean? Yeah. Okay. So I have some follow-up questions. Was that your answer then? Are you good with that answer? That you would say with your friend or your partner. Yes. All right. So if this is a case, then who actually owes an apology? And to who?

ANTHONY 1:16:30

I would say my family owes the apology. Now, I'm not my dad. Okay, so his playlist is too aggressive. People have different tastes in music. It is what it is. But like my sister and my mom.

NALEE 1:16:40

Okay. So you would have them apologize?

ANTHONY 1:16:42

I would expect them to apologize. I'm obviously not going to force them to do anything that they don't want to do or that they don't believe in because I don't want a fake ass apology.

NALEE 1:16:50

Okay.

ANTHONY 1:16:52

But yeah, I would definitely expect them to. And I would lay that, I would lay that out there. Like, I expect you to do this. I'm not, I'm not going to make you do it, but I want you to think about what you've done, how what you've said, how you've said it, and the real come to the realization of your tone. And it's one of those things that may not be what you said, but how you said it, and you need to take full accountability for it.

NALEE 1:17:13

Interesting. You for me, I would uh sit everybody down and be like, okay, how are you feeling about the situation? What are your responses? And get everybody's reaction together at the same time instead of like talking to my siblings after the fact or talking to my partner after the fact. Like if it's happening, I'd be like, okay, this is how she feels. Is this what you're doing? And if that's the case, then let's just say if my sister, she was as drunk and she didn't mean to sound sarcastic. She could say, I don't know, I'm I I'm I'm having a good time. I have nothing, I don't have anything against her. So that my partner or my friend could see that, oh, maybe she was just like, I don't know, overstimulated by everything. You know what I mean? To kind of I it could blow up. It could blow up. And I'm not trying to instigate the situation, but it's just it's just kind of like let's just lay it down, let's just see how everybody feels about it. And then if it gets too heated, then I would be like, okay, you know what? Since we can't talk this out, let's just, let's just leave or let's just talk about it another time. You know what I mean?

ANTHONY 1:18:18

Yeah, like don't don't ruin the evening.

NALEE 1:18:21

Yeah, yeah.

ANTHONY 1:18:22

Like, why are you gonna do that, especially if it's a holiday? But I just want to say, like, as far as what the sister commented on, like, that's a pretty rude, straightforward. We don't just give this to anybody. Like, there's no dancing around that statement.

NALEE 1:18:37

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:18:37

Like that's not even that's not even a joke. In my opinion.

NALEE 1:18:42

But what if your sister was that's just who she is? You know what I mean? You've and this is not me getting giving an excuse. I'm just thinking like of like the scenario.

ANTHONY 1:18:50

Devil's advocate.

NALEE 1:18:51

Let's just say if your sister is just that's just who she's known to be like. Like she's had, you know, again, two years ago, she said something stupid like that. Like that's just who she is. I guess it doesn't I guess you shouldn't enable that because that's just who she is or whatever. And that's not an excuse, but yeah, I guess that could be kind of like that's kind of a bitchy like comment. Like if somebody said that to me, I'd be like, what the fuck is your problem?

ANTHONY 1:19:16

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, it's just it's a tacky comment to make.

NALEE 1:19:20

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:19:20

Like nobody talks like that.

NALEE 1:19:23

Is that did you add is that a new word to your dictionary?

ANTHONY 1:19:26

Tacky? No.

NALEE 1:19:28

Oh, okay.

ANTHONY 1:19:28

I'm confused.

NALEE 1:19:30

Well you said tacky earlier, and now you're saying tacky again, and you don't normally say tacky.

ANTHONY 1:19:37

Maybe that was the word on my my word of the day or something. I don't know.

NALEE 1:19:41

Yeah, on your toilet paper?

ANTHONY 1:19:42

Yeah.

NALEE 1:19:46

Okay. So you so you in this term or in this scenario, you think that the s your sister and your mom should apologize to your friend or your partner. Yeah. Yes. 100%. And you don't? I would point out the comment. I would be like, it's fucked up for you to say that, like, she didn't do anything to you. But then again, if I know that my sister's just a bitch like that, I would be like, just ignore her. She's a bitch. You're not ignoring it.

ANTHONY 1:20:16

Well that's right. And that's the other thing is like if you've been in my life for so long, like how do you not know Exactly?

NALEE 1:20:21

That's what I'm saying.

ANTHONY 1:20:22

I guess maybe if you're not spending that much time with my family.

Hypothetical Hotline: Family Vs Partner Showdown

NALEE 1:20:25

Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Is that like it could go both ways. Like, if you've already noticed her commenting two years ago, why the fuck did you bring it up then? Right. Why are you holding on to it? You know what I mean? Yeah. So at the same time, it's just kind of like, well, we could we could we could think about it two ways. Either one, unfortunately, yeah, maybe you are being a little bit sensitive, but two, like, message is just a bitch. Like, ignore her. That's Nali. Like, Nali's a bitch. It's fine.

ANTHONY 1:20:51

You are a bitch.

NALEE 1:20:52

I am a bitch.

ANTHONY 1:20:53

But RBF gives it away.

NALEE 1:20:54

Yeah. All right. So another follow-up question. Is crying during a fight a manipulation tactic? Or do you think it's like an emotion a genuine emotional response?

ANTHONY 1:21:04

I think it depends on the person, the setting, and the situation.

NALEE 1:21:07

Well, we got the person setting a situation here. Like in this case, let's say So who's who's my girlfriend?

ANTHONY 1:21:15

You?

NALEE 1:21:16

Yeah, sure.

ANTHONY 1:21:16

In this situation. So if it's you in this situation and this happened, and you started crying, that's fake as hell.

NALEE 1:21:23

Bitch.

ANTHONY 1:21:23

You're not gonna cry over that. You're not the type of person to cry over spilt milk. So if you start crying, I know that it's bullshit. Yeah.

NALEE 1:21:30

It's manipulative.

ANTHONY 1:21:32

That's why I'm saying it matters. Like watching selling the OC and that bitch who was crying at that dinner and she was pregnant. That was fake.

NALEE 1:21:43

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Emma or not Emma.

ANTHONY 1:21:44

Ashton. Asher. Ashton?

NALEE 1:21:47

Ashton.

ANTHONY 1:21:48

Yeah.

NALEE 1:21:48

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:21:49

All of her crying scenes were fake as hell.

NALEE 1:21:51

Yeah. What are your thoughts on her? Just side tag.

ANTHONY 1:21:54

Out of my life. I don't want her in my life. Yeah. I don't fuck with her.

NALEE 1:21:58

Yeah. Okay. So What about you?

ANTHONY 1:22:00

Do you think it's Yeah.

NALEE 1:22:02

Me, it definitely depends on the person. Like if if it's somebody who I know that is like like for example, like if it's Mila, like my sister, Mila, and I went to a friend's party and somebody said that, I know that bitch is crying. Or she's fucking pissed. Like she Yeah. But let's say if it's me, yeah, I'm gonna be like, okay, and Yeah. Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:22:22

That's what I'm saying. It depends on the person.

NALEE 1:22:23

Like Yeah. Okay. Now, last question here.

ANTHONY 1:22:27

Okay.

NALEE 1:22:27

If it happens every holiday, is it a red flag, or do you think it's just a seasonal chaos?

ANTHONY 1:22:33

The same situation, like as far as like people being cold to her.

NALEE 1:22:37

Like if she like every time she's around your family or your partner or your friend, she's around your family, and she's always like, Oh, they're giving me like the ick, or they're doing this, or they're doing that, and this happens every time, or you know, every holiday t season that you guys spend together. Is this a red flag for you, or are you are you more just like, ah, that's just how she is?

ANTHONY 1:22:55

I think at this point it's Just seasonal chaos. I think it must be my family trying to make a new tradition or something. But I'm not I'm not gonna say that it's a red flag because and if it if it was a red flag, you keep coming back.

NALEE 1:23:09

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:23:10

Like if the red flags bother you that much and you know, hey, Christmas, I gotta go to Christmas dinner, and I know that this is gonna happen. It's been happening for the last five years.

NALEE 1:23:19

Don't come.

ANTHONY 1:23:20

Bitch, there's the door, nobody's keeping you here.

NALEE 1:23:23

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:23:23

Yeah.

NALEE 1:23:23

For me, I think it's a red flag. I think it's a red flag.

ANTHONY 1:23:26

For the family.

NALEE 1:23:29

The situation is a red flag. In general. Because one, like if my friend generally doesn't like my family or my partner, you need to fucking voice that. And two, if my family's being a bitch to her, you guys need to let me know. Because if that's the case, I won't bring her around.

ANTHONY 1:23:46

Right.

NALEE 1:23:46

I'm not gonna put myself in that situation. You know what I mean?

ANTHONY 1:23:49

And that's what I'm saying. Like, I I guess I don't find it a red flag if you keep putting yourself in that situation multiple times. Like if you already know what's gonna happen.

NALEE 1:23:57

Yeah.

Festive Closing And Thanks

ANTHONY 1:23:58

And you're not saying anything and you keep putting yourself in that situation. Sorry and shit.

NALEE 1:24:03

Sorry and shit.

ANTHONY 1:24:04

Base on you. Face out. Deuces.

NALEE 1:24:08

Alright. Well, that comes to con the conclusion of our Christmas episode. And you see us now. So Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:24:16

You watched us slowly unravel. You saw the wheels turning. Well, it may not have been the most festive Christmas episode, but it's us and it was fun.

NALEE 1:24:26

Yeah. This was again our Christmas episode. We just want to switch things up a little bit. We are still learning. It's only been six months. It's been an amazing journey. Yeah. This is our face reveal and our descent into chaos. And I hope you guys kind of enjoyed it a little bit. Um, I know it's not our typical off tangent, and I we kind of wanted to switch it up, but yeah.

ANTHONY 1:24:51

Be a little bit more low-key for Christmas.

NALEE 1:24:53

Yeah. Yeah. Y'all, it's been a rough year. We've been saying that year time and time again.

ANTHONY 1:24:57

So it's almost over. You won't have to hear us say that anymore.

NALEE 1:25:01

Yes. Hopefully. We're manifesting positively. Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:25:06

But thank you guys for listening. Thank you for watching and spending the holidays with us. Merry Christmas. This has been twin tangents. That's bad.

NALEE 1:25:18

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:25:19

Bye.