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Transcript

Setting The Table: What We’re Putting You On

NALEE 0:48

Welcome back to Spin Tangents, the podcast where we do not gatekeep.

ANTHONY 0:53

We educate.

NALEE 0:54

And today we are officially putting y'all all on hose.

ANTHONY 0:58

On food that changes your life and people who deserve more hype.

NALEE 1:04

And things you should have been doing already. But that's okay. We just started 2026. So we got time.

ANTHONY 1:11

We'll forgive you. If you're tired of asking, what should I eat? Who should I follow? And what should I be doing in life?

NALEE 1:18

Relax. We got you.

ANTHONY 1:20

Let's get into it. Our first segment here, we're gonna be putting you on some delicious food with our put you on food edition. First things first, because no conversation matters if you're hungry.

NALEE 1:35

Exactly. You already know we're food people. And if your taste buds aren't thriving, what the hell are you even doing?

ANTHONY 1:41

So consider this your warning.

NALEE 1:43

We're about to put you on. Alright, what's your first topic, Anthony?

ANTHONY 1:52

What just happened?

NALEE 1:54

What's in the face? Was it not in sync? Is that why your face is like that?

ANTHONY 2:01

No, all of a sudden there's an echo now coming from you.

NALEE 2:04

I don't hear anything.

ANTHONY 2:05

Okay, it's gotta be me.

NALEE 2:07

It's gotta be you.

ANTHONY 2:08

It's me. I'm the problem. You are the problem.

NALEE 2:12

Okay.

ANTHONY 2:14

Okay. You want me to start this segment?

NALEE 2:17

Yeah, you can start it.

ANTHONY 2:18

Okay.

NALEE 2:19

Okay.

Comfort Food Debate: Meatloaf Vs. Goulash

ANTHONY 2:21

Well, what I want to put people on is a comfort meal that never seems to miss and is always a belly pleaser and a mood pleaser.

NALEE 2:31

Okay.

ANTHONY 2:31

So my first one is meatloaf with mashed potatoes.

NALEE 2:35

All I gotta say is that is so white.

ANTHONY 2:38

Oh, so offensive.

NALEE 2:40

Um, but do you not like meatloaf? I have allergies, so don't mind me wiping my nose. But I like meatloaf, but I don't think I've tasted one where I'm like, mmm, meatloaf. It's just kind of like, okay. Okay. You know?

ANTHONY 2:55

I don't think it's ever something that like it's I don't think it's a meal that people are like, you know, I really got a hankering for meatloaf. But it's one of those things where like now with like all the snow that we're getting, it's perfect. Like you just make it. It's just home comforting. It's like sticks to your ribs. No. No. Not your thing? Not your cup of tea? No. Okay. Well, my second thing that I want to put people on is beef goulage.

NALEE 3:18

I don't even know what the fuck that is. What is it?

ANTHONY 3:23

Explain it to the thing that we don't have to do. Hamburger, tomatoes, elbow macaroni. And it's like it's a goulash. I don't even know how to explain it.

NALEE 3:33

Is it like I don't even know what a goulash is.

ANTHONY 3:38

It's like it's like mush, except like not like visually. When you think of mush, it's not like that. I don't know.

NALEE 3:46

It's just Is it kind of like a tater top hash hot dish? But I don't want to say gooeier. Okay.

ANTHONY 3:57

I'm just gonna It's like a hearty chili without like the spices. Think think chili minus the spices, add elbow macaroni.

NALEE 4:08

Ah, okay. Okay, that kinda looked bussin'.

ANTHONY 4:11

Oh, are you googling it?

NALEE 4:13

Yeah, that kinda looked good. Okay.

ANTHONY 4:15

It's bussin'? It looked bustin'. I don't even know what that means. I'm too old.

NALEE 4:18

It looks it looks fire, it looks good, like it slaps.

ANTHONY 4:22

You've never had goulash. I have never had goulash, but I would invite you over for it when I make it, but you told me that I cook too white.

NALEE 4:31

It's okay.

ANTHONY 4:31

I'm calling you out right now.

NALEE 4:33

That's okay. I called myself out earlier. It's okay. It's not a race thing. It's just I'm just saying. I'm a little bit look. I'm ethic, eth ethnic over here. However they say I'm ethic. I'm ethnic over here. So I don't think yeah. The goulash looks really good though. I probably wouldn't say no to it because obviously there's pasta. Y'all already know I'm a pasta girl.

ANTHONY 4:56

That's funny you say that because I was literally gonna say there's pasta in it, you'll like it.

NALEE 5:00

Yeah, period. You already know. It ain't no French, uh French. It ain't no fettuccine, but I'd still give it a taste.

ANTHONY 5:07

I have yet to make a good homemade fettuccine.

NALEE 5:11

Interesting. I make pretty good fettuccine, but I don't do it from scratch. I use that ragu sauce, baby. It's so good.

ANTHONY 5:20

See, that's the problem.

NALEE 5:21

Why?

ANTHONY 5:22

You gotta make it from scratch. Go that extra mile.

NALEE 5:26

That's too much cheese, and you know your girl don't work that way.

ANTHONY 5:30

I was like, what the hell do you care about cheese? Either way, you're eating fettuccine, it's gonna come out explosive diarrhea.

NALEE 5:36

Yeah, remember I said fettuccine is the only thing that I will allow to hurt my butthole.

ANTHONY 5:40

Exactly. So you might as well go big.

NALEE 5:43

You know what?

ANTHONY 5:44

Add the more cheese, the more flavors.

NALEE 5:47

Yeah, maybe I should.

ANTHONY 5:48

Okay, well make your booty hole, thank you.

NALEE 5:51

Wow. Yeah, well, if if the if the listeners, if you guys have a good fettuccine recipe with all the cheese, and you guys want to give me some explosive bathroom breaks, lay them on me.

ANTHONY 6:06

Send it our way for sure.

NALEE 6:08

All right. Well, I go ahead.

ANTHONY 6:11

Oh, I just wanted to ask you. So what are what are your like comfort meals? Oh well Especially with me being ethnically white and you being Hmong, I wanna What's the cultural difference here?

NALEE 6:22

Sure. You guys already know.

ANTHONY 6:24

Pho.

NALEE 6:25

Yes, period, period. Well, the thing is, like pho, it could be it could be done several ways. Like there's the traditional, which is because pho is actually a Vietnamese dish dish. So if you do it like Vietnamese style, like how they have it at the restaurant, it's good. But I make my kind of like fusion type pho kind of thing.

ANTHONY 6:49

What does that mean? Because fusion.

NALEE 6:51

Fu fusion, because pho, like people originally do it with like beef or like oxtail and stuff like that. But I'm a fatty, I like pork. So I actually do no, it's uh I did it with pork the last time you guys came over. I don't know if you remember, like when you and Faith. Yeah, when you guys came over, I did it with pho, and that's exactly what I'm saying. I do mine with pork because I like like the fat pork belly meat. Um so uh girl thick for a reason.

ANTHONY 7:21

Yeah, so that's where it's at period.

NALEE 7:24

So I mean if I wanna go all all out, I do beef and pork, but then like, you know, one's gotta give kind of a thing. I can't be like I don't want to be having a stroke anywhere, you know, because with with faux broth, you you me, I personally like it kind of fatty. Like I like the broth kind of fatty and stuff like that. So if I put in beef and pork, baby, she's gonna be in the hospital real quick.

ANTHONY 7:51

So some it's make me some beef and pork pho.

NALEE 7:55

Okay, bet. You come with your goulash and I will make phoff pho.

ANTHONY 8:01

That's what we should do. We should get together with people and just make like everybody, it's a potluck. Everybody has to make their own comfort dish to put it.

NALEE 8:08

Yeah, that's such a good idea. I love that.

ANTHONY 8:12

It would be a smattering of everything.

NALEE 8:15

I love that.

ANTHONY 8:16

There is a bowl. Okay, let me, I'm gonna say this last thing, and then we can move on to your topic. Okay. There's this bowl of pho that I saw, I f I came across a picture of on Facebook, and I think I even sent it to you at one point.

NALEE 8:26

I'm pretty sure you did.

ANTHONY 8:27

And I was like, this looks good, and it looks like the best pho I've ever seen. And I wanted to try it, and I think you told me that it because it was like a red broth, and you were like, that's gonna burn your booty hole. That's why it's red.

Spicy Pho, Chili Oil, And Heat Tolerance

NALEE 8:41

Probably. It could have been I don't know. I don't remember, but I I'm pretty sure you sent me a photo of it, but I'm like, it looks like it's full of chili oil. So did you ever try the chili oil that I gave you?

ANTHONY 8:53

Yeah.

NALEE 8:54

Did you like it?

ANTHONY 8:55

I liked it, but it definitely is not, it's gonna last me probably the rest of my life.

NALEE 9:01

Okay. Did it bring your booty hole?

ANTHONY 9:03

A little bit. Well, more so like my mouth and my stomach.

NALEE 9:07

My stomach really didn't like it. Was it like a hospital stomachache?

ANTHONY 9:12

No, no, well, like a hospital stomachache? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. I I yeah, that happened as cramping. But I bought those, what are they, dumplings from Costco. Yeah. And so that's a little soy sauce, a little bit of chili crisp.

NALEE 9:30

Did you regret it instantly? Were you like, oh, I put too much?

ANTHONY 9:34

No, not instant. Uh uh-uh, girl. When you told me it was spicy, I'm like, I'm not putting on how much of my store-bought chili crisp that I would usually put on.

NALEE 9:42

So it was like a little like bloop, bloop, just a drop of oil.

ANTHONY 9:46

Okay, maybe a little bit more. A little bit more. And then I was like, yeah.

NALEE 9:50

Like my dumbass.

ANTHONY 9:51

I can add more. I can't take off.

NALEE 9:53

Yeah, my dumbass, I would put like a whole scoop of it and I'd be like, fuck. I never fucking learn. Like it's too spicy.

ANTHONY 9:59

Stop.

NALEE 10:00

Yeah, I'm stupid. Yeah, right.

ANTHONY 10:02

That's really spicy.

NALEE 10:03

Yeah.

ANTHONY 10:04

Bye. No, thank you.

NALEE 10:05

But again, if it's not spicy, it's not good. So it's give or take. Either I suffer, either my booty hole and my stomach suffers, or I eat nothing at all.

ANTHONY 10:16

You know, I I I'm coming to realize that you just like to torture your booty hole. You'll eat the fettuccine, regardless of the effects of your ass. You'll eat the excessive amount of spiciness, regardless of the effects on your ass. You're just like, you like your ass torn up.

NALEE 10:30

You know what it is? It's to make sure that my fart is potent when I fart in people's mouths. Oh my god. So trying to be like Brenda over here. Teach him a lesson.

ANTHONY 10:46

Yeah. I'm gonna fart in that mouth.

NALEE 10:48

Exactly. Uh, and I'm gonna give a little some sum on top of that.

ANTHONY 10:52

Nasty.

NALEE 10:53

Yes. Sorry, that was my phone. That was rude of me. Call security. All right.

ANTHONY 10:59

Okay. What did you want to talk about? Okay. No, that was it.

NALEE 11:02

Okay. I don't know if any of you guys do this, but like I could have a full ass meal with just like beef jerky. And I don't know if anybody does this, but a food cabble that sounds wrong but tastes as elite. I don't know if this is considered that, but maybe it's more of a snack. I don't know. But you could be the judge of it. I like to eat specifically the old trapper spicy beef jerky along with either the old Dutch or the Lay's like kettle cooked jalapeno and cheddar chips. It's so good.

ANTHONY 11:36

Okay.

NALEE 11:37

So good.

ANTHONY 11:38

I've never even heard of that beef jerky. Honestly, the only beef jerky I've ever heard of is what is it, Slim Jim. And then there is one that you can get in a bag. Like that's usually like right at like checkout or gas station.

NALEE 11:53

Yeah. It has like the tiriy and stuff like that, right?

ANTHONY 11:56

Yeah. Yeah.

NALEE 11:58

What are what are they called?

ANTHONY 12:00

So I've never heard of old jerky. Jack Lynx.

NALEE 12:02

That's what it is.

ANTHONY 12:03

Jack Lynx, yes. Thank you. Those are the only beef jerkies that I've ever heard of. And by the way, I'm pretty sure Slim Gyms aren't actual beef jerky.

NALEE 12:10

Yeah, I don't think so. You know, I used to think that there were hot dogs that were preserved.

ANTHONY 12:15

Really?

NALEE 12:16

Yeah.

ANTHONY 12:17

That's so cute.

NALEE 12:18

Oh cute. That's so stupid.

ANTHONY 12:22

Okay, well, I was trying to be nice.

NALEE 12:25

Oh, okay. Wow. Okay.

ANTHONY 12:26

But okay, that's so stupid.

NALEE 12:29

Yeah. But yeah, it's really good. You have to try it. I literally, if I like I've had that for dinner plenty of times. Judge me.

ANTHONY 12:37

So wait, you don't you eat them together, the beef jerky and the chips? Mm-hmm. Or separately?

NALEE 12:42

Together. So one, just think about it like my mouth is watering because I had it like two weeks ago. But that's how good it is, because I have I like incorporate it with my meals. Again, it's probably not the healthiest. But to me, the only way, the only way to make me think about it is that beef is protein and I'm eating protein. So yeah, so it's like what one piece of the beef jerky and then add a chip and then you eat it together, and it's like magic in your mouth. It's like ratatouille. If you've seen ratatouille, it's when he eats and he closes eyes, and then shapes and colors and everything just appears. That's how it tastes like. Where I'm just like, mmm. It's so good. I've even sandwiched chip, beef jerky, and then chip, and then eat it. Oh my god. So good.

ANTHONY 13:32

I'll give the chips to you. Those jalapeno chips, the Lay's kettle cooked.

NALEE 13:37

Yeah. So good. And the hot Cheetos or the hot flaming hot ones, those are so good.

ANTHONY 13:45

You haven't been eating those lately, I thought.

NALEE 13:47

No, I haven't. But I'm just saying. I'm putting we're putting people on.

ANTHONY 13:51

Putting people on?

NALEE 13:52

Yeah.

ANTHONY 13:52

Hot Cheetos.

NALEE 13:53

Yeah.

ANTHONY 13:54

One thing, as far as putting people on, and like I'm gonna call this a weird concoction because this is a weird concoction. Okay. I would try it though, because I love beef jerky.

NALEE 14:04

So you Oh, this, what I was saying.

ANTHONY 14:06

Yeah, what you were saying. Like I would totally try that. Who was I watching? I came across a video. Was it Selena Gomez? And she was talking about how she likes to eat. May not have been Selena Gomez, so don't quote me on that, but they like to eat popcorn with jalapenos. Like pickled jalapenos.

NALEE 14:24

I thought it was the juice. Like they use a juice? I think I thought it was either pickled juice or the jalapeno juice.

ANTHONY 14:30

But yes, jalapenos in there.

NALEE 14:33

It was Selena Gomez.

ANTHONY 14:35

I am so tempted to try that because I loved pickled jalapenos.

NALEE 14:39

Okay.

ANTHONY 14:40

And I was actually craving popcorn just earlier.

NALEE 14:45

That sounds kind of good.

ANTHONY 14:46

Earlier today.

NALEE 14:47

I'm pretty sure it was pickle juice.

ANTHONY 14:50

Was it pickle juice? Yeah. Which actually leads me into another thing that I was gonna say. I just came across a video two days ago of Demi Lovato, and she was giving an interview, and she was talking about how she went to a movie theater in California when she first moved to California and she went to go she asked for a pickle.

NALEE 15:07

Okay.

ANTHONY 15:08

Have you seen this?

NALEE 15:09

Demi Lovato?

ANTHONY 15:10

Yeah.

NALEE 15:11

No, I don't think it was a video, no.

ANTHONY 15:13

Okay, so she asked for a pickle and they looked at her weird and they were like, Where were you? Where the where the fuck are you from? Like, we don't sell pickles here.

NALEE 15:21

Yeah.

ANTHONY 15:22

Did you ever sell pickles?

NALEE 15:24

Why would I sell pickles?

Lazy Wins: Tater Tot Hot Dish And Caesar

ANTHONY 15:26

Not you personally, but like like have you ever gone like you're from Minnesota?

NALEE 15:31

Bitch, why would I sell pickles? What do you think I am?

ANTHONY 15:35

Well, your mom had like sells things at the farmer's market. I didn't know if she'd like pickle her cucumbers and try and sell them.

NALEE 15:42

No, first of all.

ANTHONY 15:43

But like in Minnesota, you're from Minnesota. Did like when you went to like the movie theater or like football games, did they sell pickles?

NALEE 15:51

No, but they did sell it at my like school cafeteria. Like they had those individual, they had those individual pickles. Like, dude, people would like I'm pretty sure like our cafeteria made so much money off of those c those pickles. I'm pretty sure.

ANTHONY 16:06

That that was like the thing. Yeah. And I remember, so going back to my story, so this is the first time that I've ever like, all right, Demi, I can I can let you in. We're on the same level for this. I love it. So they asked her, where are you from? And she was like, from Texas. And like, I don't remember who I think it must have been like a podcast or something that she was doing. But they were like, What are you talking about? Like, you had pickles, and she was like, Well, I grew up in Texas, and like they used to sell at like football games, the concession stand, and the cafeteria like after lunch in the cafeteria, they had a concession stand. Yep. And they would sell pickles, and it was like they had the big giant vat of the big fat pickles, and they would sell them. And I grew up, well, here, but like I went to elementary school in New Mexico, right next to Texas, and they did the same thing there. And you could get pickles at the movie theater, the concession stands at football games, basketball games, everything. So I was like, okay, I know where she's coming from. I know what she's talking about, but those pickles they're so good. They are heaven. And you get like they'd get the little, it looked like a coffee filter, and they take the tongs and they take out the big pickle and put it on there and they'd give it to you. Oh, those pickles.

NALEE 17:20

Got my mouth wandering. But I just checked, I just to fat check, it was pickle juice and hot sauce and salt.

ANTHONY 17:32

On the popcorn, yes. Selena Gomez.

NALEE 17:34

Yes.

ANTHONY 17:34

I would try that.

NALEE 17:35

Yeah, I feel like that sounds pretty good.

ANTHONY 17:37

Yeah.

NALEE 17:38

I would definitely try that for sure.

ANTHONY 17:40

Maybe even yeah. I don't know. Now all I'm thinking about is jalapenos and popcorn.

NALEE 17:47

I mean, I love myself a good pickle. Who doesn't? Oh well.

ANTHONY 18:46

Oh, that's what you did there. We're talking about the edible kind, ma'am.

NALEE 18:52

I think they're both edible. You just don't s I was gonna say you just don't swallow it. Exactly. But I think you don't chew it. Yeah.

ANTHONY 18:59

You can't crunch. Nope. One.

NALEE 19:01

You technically can, but they'd go in the hospital.

ANTHONY 19:04

Oh my god.

NALEE 19:05

Anyways, what's your next topic?

ANTHONY 19:08

Anyway.

NALEE 19:09

Or what is a food combo that sounds wrong to you but tastes elite?

ANTHONY 19:14

Mmm. The one thing, and I'ma sound real white here.

NALEE 19:19

Okay.

ANTHONY 19:22

I always thought this sounded weird until I tried it, but a peanut butter banana and honey sandwich.

NALEE 19:31

Oh, it's so good.

ANTHONY 19:33

So good, and even better if you like fry it or like, yeah, toast it like you would like a grilled cheese.

NALEE 19:41

Yep. Mmm. So good. I actually really do like that. I do that all the time too.

ANTHONY 19:47

Do you? Yeah. Oh.

NALEE 19:50

So good, so good.

ANTHONY 19:51

Who the fuck came up with this episode and decided that we're gonna talk about food? Because I am hungry. My mouth is watering right now.

NALEE 19:59

I'm sorry. Well, it this is only the It's only the food portion, bitch. So excuse you. We're gonna slowly move over, but I'm hungry too, so don't don't be mad at me. We're sorry, we get hangry here. But yeah, what's your next topic? Let's move on.

ANTHONY 20:20

On to my next food topic.

NALEE 20:22

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

ANTHONY 20:23

So the next thing that I wanted to put people on is a lazy meal that still feels put together and you have everything that you need. My go-to is tater tot hot dish.

NALEE 20:35

Okay.

ANTHONY 20:36

Literally the easiest thing to do.

NALEE 20:38

Okay.

ANTHONY 20:39

And it's such a lazy meal. Fry the hamburger, mix it with a can of soup, vegetables, tater tots, oven. Bing bong done.

NALEE 20:48

Bing bong done. Again, definitely very white, but I do like myself a tater tot hot dish.

ANTHONY 20:55

Which is always coming for me with the whiteness.

NALEE 20:57

You just gotta make sure. I'm sorry. No hate. You already know it's all from love. That sounds good though. I haven't had a tater like a legit good tater tot hot dish in a hot minute.

ANTHONY 21:07

Since Stacy.

NALEE 21:08

Yeah, Stacy.

ANTHONY 21:09

I mean, I love my tater tot hot dish, but I cannot make it like her.

NALEE 21:15

What she put in there, I wonder.

ANTHONY 21:17

I don't know what her secret ingredient was. I thought I had it figured out at one point. And then I tried to replicate it, and I absolutely cannot.

NALEE 21:24

She does make a good teter ta hot dish, though.

ANTHONY 21:27

Yeah.

NALEE 21:28

Okay. Okay.

ANTHONY 21:29

And then if you really wanted to go simple and lazy, just a classic Caesar salad.

NALEE 21:35

Oh yeah.

ANTHONY 21:36

But you bougie it up by using the actual like shredded parmesan cheese instead of using like like the grated.

NALEE 21:43

The grated one. Okay.

ANTHONY 21:44

Yeah.

NALEE 21:45

Alright. I could get that from Famous Daves. You're right. It is a feel-good meal.

ANTHONY 21:51

Thank you for that. That's what I want to put our listeners on. You want the best chicken Caesar salad you will ever have in your life? Famous Daves. Hands down.

NALEE 22:00

I we They got us on a chokehold, real good.

ANTHONY 22:04

I would fuck that Caesar salad if I could. And I probably could, but I wouldn't want to waste it because it tastes that good.

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NALEE 22:10

If I could be a meme right now, I'd be Homer going into that bush. Yeah. But um that Caesar salad is bomb. That Caesar salad is so good. Yeah.

ANTHONY 22:27

So like You you had one recently, right?

NALEE 22:30

I've had I've had it a couple of times recently, actually.

ANTHONY 22:33

Yeah, you sent me that picture and I was like, fuck. And I've been thinking about it ever since. And then Josh, Josh, that fucker, I know he's watching. He sent me a Snapchat and he was out at Famous Days, and I was like, instantly first thought was that chicken Caesar salad. I was like, motherfucker.

NALEE 22:53

But I will say though, the portion of it has changed from the last time we got it. Bitch, portion matters to me.

ANTHONY 23:00

I don't know about you, but wait, is it like you there's less?

NALEE 23:04

Yeah.

ANTHONY 23:04

Stop.

NALEE 23:05

No, I'm not kidding. Because you know how like Is it still the same price? I don't remember. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure it's the same price.

ANTHONY 23:11

You're sure you're not ordering the half?

NALEE 23:13

No. Bitch, do I look like I will order a half salad? I'm actually offended.

ANTHONY 23:17

Well, every now and then a girl needs a half.

NALEE 23:19

Not me. Hello?

ANTHONY 23:21

Not you? No. You don't want an extra half? You don't want to go from eight to eight and a half? No. Yiggity.

NALEE 23:26

Oh.

ANTHONY 23:28

There it is. Light bulb. Light bulb.

NALEE 23:32

Yes a dumb. But yeah, so I can't with you. Yeah. So you know how like they used to give it to us in like uh that box, right? Like the wooden box. So now it's actually in like those plastic containers.

ANTHONY 23:45

Cardboard.

NALEE 23:46

Or whatever.

ANTHONY 23:47

Wooden box.

NALEE 23:53

Did I say wooden box?

ANTHONY 23:55

Yeah.

NALEE 23:55

Oh my gosh.

ANTHONY 23:56

No, the wooden box.

NALEE 24:00

You guys?

ANTHONY 24:01

Must be a new thing restaurants are trying out.

NALEE 24:03

My stupidity surprises me every day. Holy shit, I'm fucking stupid.

ANTHONY 24:07

Never surprises me.

NALEE 24:09

I hate you. It's not a wooden box.

ANTHONY 24:14

Now that we've added that clarification.

NALEE 24:16

It's not a wooden box. I'm sorry. It's a cardboard box. There's a difference between a wooden and a cardboard box. Now we just didn't calculate that in her head in time. Um but yeah, they switched it over to those like plastic containers. And then they still give you like the muffin and like the ranch and stuff like that. But mine last time didn't come with the coutons. I was fucking pissed. Because those coutons are so good. They're essential to the salad.

ANTHONY 24:47

They are. Yeah, so God, I want that salad so good.

NALEE 24:51

That salad sounds so good right now. But yeah. Famous Dave's chicken Caesar salad. The full, I don't know what you call it. The full amount. I don't know. The full size.

ANTHONY 25:00

The full the whole. Yeah, I don't know what they call it either. Not a half. A full one.

NALEE 25:05

Exactly. Not the half, but the full one.

ANTHONY 25:07

A grown man's damn salad.

NALEE 25:09

Yeah, very good. But but it's really good, guys. We promise we're not just overreacting. It's really good. I think Anthony and I had like, what, a month's binge on getting famous Dave's like at one point when we worked at the further. Yeah, it was it was insane. That's how good it was.

ANTHONY 25:27

Thanks to Michelle.

NALEE 25:28

Yeah. That's how good it was. But yeah. For me, like a lazy meal that still feels put together. I love me those generic ass one cup noodle cup.

ANTHONY 25:43

Oh, the what are they called?

NALEE 25:45

The marichon. Marichan? Yeah. Whatever it's called. Noodle cup. Yeah. Beef. You add a little sriracha on it.

ANTHONY 25:51

Chicken.

NALEE 25:52

You add a little sriracha on it. Let it sit, do its thing. Baby. It's like you never left. It's like you never left poverty. Poverty's been there the whole time.

ANTHONY 26:02

Poverty's always gonna be there for me. I can assure you of that. If there's one thing in this life that I can rely on, it is poverty.

NALEE 26:10

You know what? Hell no, bitch. I will not accept that. I'm winning the lottery this year. I don't know about you. Poverty was for the first time.

ANTHONY 26:18

We are winning the lottery.

NALEE 26:19

You manifested poverty forever. I'm about to manifest poverty for the city.

ANTHONY 26:22

No, I'm not manifesting po I'm not manifesting poverty. I'm just saying I know that it's always gonna be there. It's gonna be my fallback. If nothing else in life works out, poverty will. It's gonna be yeah.

NALEE 26:33

Okay.

ANTHONY 26:34

That's always gonna be there for me.

NALEE 26:36

You know what? That's such a positive spin. I'm so proud of you. I'm so proud of you.

ANTHONY 26:41

Thank you. Look at me trying to put a positive spin on things.

NALEE 26:43

Yes.

ANTHONY 26:45

No, those cup of noodles that you're talking about, that takes me back to the 90s going to visit my uncle in Vegas because that was like what I lived on.

NALEE 26:55

Oh, was it?

ANTHONY 26:56

Oh my god, yes.

NALEE 26:58

Isn't it those things that smell like those meals that you've had like that are the most nostalgic are always like the best?

ANTHONY 27:05

Comforting. Yeah. Yeah. They're a good thing to like fall back on and like lean on. Yeah. Yeah.

NALEE 27:12

It's simple, it's cheap. That's it. That's all you need. That's it.

ANTHONY 27:17

Are you talking about me or the cup of noodles?

NALEE 27:20

Baby, we're talking about a cup of noodles.

ANTHONY 27:22

Well, I'm simple. I'm cheap, so I got confused.

NALEE 27:25

Sorry. I hate you. You buy me a meal and I'm like, hey, face down ass up, baby.

ANTHONY 27:33

Well, I wouldn't go that far.

NALEE 27:35

Well, you almost went that far for the cup of noodles, so I don't know.

ANTHONY 27:38

Oh god, I know. I'm thinking about it now. I'm so hungry.

NALEE 27:41

Oh, I'm sorry. We gotta suck it up.

ANTHONY 27:43

It's okay.

NALEE 27:44

It's not your fault. Suck it up. You didn't get skinny for nothing, baby. That reminds me of. You know, have you watched Tilly Tubbies? Well, the Tilly Tubbies, they have a vacuum cleaner. It's like a blue thing. And then when they spill like either the pancakes that they eat or like the pudding that they eat, the vacuum comes and sucks it up. And that's what it sounded like. I'm a Tilly Tubby baby.

ANTHONY 28:13

I hope and pray to God that our listeners are judging you right now. Why? I'm judging you for Telly Tubbies.

NALEE 28:20

Over the hills and far away. Telly tubbies.

ANTHONY 28:24

And that fucking little baby in the sunshine.

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NALEE 28:27

I used to hate that baby so much. Every time it popped up, I'm like, get the fuck off the screen. We don't want to see you. I love Telltubbies. They're so cute.

ANTHONY 28:35

I used to come home from school time, school sometimes, and my grandma would be watching Teletubbies.

NALEE 28:39

Oh, that's judge her. You bitch. She's judging you right now for judging me.

ANTHONY 28:45

She is.

NALEE 28:46

Yeah.

ANTHONY 28:47

She's judging me for a lot worse than that, trust me.

NALEE 28:51

Oh my god, what if a quarter flew at you just now? I would you like shit yourself?

ANTHONY 28:57

I would end this episode and I would shit my pants.

NALEE 28:59

Oh my god. Yes.

ANTHONY 29:02

Not in that exact order, obviously, but yes.

NALEE 29:04

Wow, that'd be crazy.

ANTHONY 29:05

I would shit myself. That would be fucking creepy.

NALEE 29:08

If we were together, I would purposely throw a quarter at you to see what you would do.

ANTHONY 29:13

If we were together and you threw a corridor at me to s purposely to see what I would do, I would purposely throw a swing at you.

NALEE 29:24

I did my kiddie at you. Oh my god. I knew something stupid was gonna come up, but that definitely fucking put it up a fucking nut.

ANTHONY 29:34

You're welcome.

NALEE 29:35

Oh my god, I made you. Oh, that was a good laugh.

ANTHONY 29:38

Fucking try and throw a quarter at me, little bitch.

NALEE 29:43

Where would that swing come out? What?

ANTHONY 29:48

Be like, here comes midnight, bitch.

NALEE 29:51

Here comes midnight with that uh Milky Way.

ANTHONY 29:54

Yeah, that's what I would do. I'd throw a fucking Snickers bar right at your fucking forehead.

NALEE 29:58

Hey, I'd I'd accept in all that dick. I'd accept it because I'd eat it. Milky Ways are that midnight Milky Way was real funky, dude.

ANTHONY 30:07

I told you those are the fucking best Milky Ways. I won't eat a regular Milky Way, but the Milky Way Midnight is the only one I'll eat.

NALEE 30:13

You know what's funny? I didn't know what you were talking about until I saw like a rapper. But I remember this is like side tangent. But, anyways, I remember during Halloween when those first came out, everybody hated them.

ANTHONY 30:26

Really? Yeah. Fine, that's more for me. I don't give a shit.

NALEE 30:29

Hate them all you damn want. That's probably half of the reason why I'm sick right now, that I'm fat, because I ate all the Milky Way that nobody wanted to eat. I was like, this is all good. I'm like that. You gotta do what you gotta do. Yeah, I'm like that lady you're you talk about where I'm I'm on the couch and eating the bucket of ice cream, but instead it's fucking those mini Milky Way galaxies. That was me.

ANTHONY 30:49

Oh, are you t- I compared for our listeners?

NALEE 30:52

I compared Nollia to I don't know if I should feel insulted or if that's a compliment, but it is what it is.

ANTHONY 30:59

Goldie Han. Now I'm blanking on the movie. I want to say it was Death Becomes Her, but I don't think that was right. There was a movie where she was bigger and she was just she looked disheveled.

NALEE 31:12

Oh my god. Okay, you know what? I think it is Death Becomes Her. I just watched this for the first time the other day.

ANTHONY 31:20

Stop.

NALEE 31:20

Noah, and I loved it. Oh my god, Meryl's she was. She was so pretty.

ANTHONY 31:26

Goldie Han with that red hair.

NALEE 31:27

She's hot too. But yeah, she like got really chubby and she was like looking in the in the cabinets for like some kind of tuna or something, right? And her butt was like butt was.

ANTHONY 31:38

I thought she was eating ice cream. She was like sitting in a recliner and she's catching it.

NALEE 31:42

Yeah, it was ice cream. Yeah, it was ice cream. You're right, you're right.

ANTHONY 31:45

Yeah.

NALEE 31:46

Oh. I thought you were talking about that meme where like it says it's where the lady is eating like this big bucket of ice cream and it's like talking about some murder show. You know that meme I'm talking about?

ANTHONY 31:58

No. No, you're gonna have to send that to me.

NALEE 32:00

Yeah. Well, there's a meme where it's saying that like this, it's either like this is what all girls do or whatever on a Saturday night, and there's like this chubby girl.

ANTHONY 32:09

She has That ain't true.

NALEE 32:11

She has this like big tub of like ice cream and she's eating it, it's like all over her mouth. And they were talking about like murder and stuff. Or I thought it was the meme where there's a there's like this lady that's sitting on a couch and she's just she has like chips on one side and ice cream on the other, and she's just like a couch potato.

ANTHONY 32:28

Which by the way, anybody who gives judgment about somebody like that, fuck you, because that just seems like the goddamn life.

NALEE 32:34

Yeah.

ANTHONY 32:35

Sitting on your couch, you got everything you need right there. The only thing missing is like the ability to not have to get up and go to the bathroom.

NALEE 32:43

I mean, you can wear a diaper.

ANTHONY 32:45

Well, you don't want to sit in it. Give me a porta potty toilet built into a couch with like a flushing mechanism.

NALEE 32:53

Okay. I feel like my foot would f my legs would fall asleep so fucking fast.

ANTHONY 32:58

Have you ever recliner, too, you can put your legs up.

NALEE 33:01

I was gonna I was gonna ask you, like super random. Have you ever sat on the toilet so long that your foot fell asleep? I have. Oh. It's not it's not fun. But we could talk about my next subject.

ANTHONY 33:16

You don't want to talk anymore about sitting on the toilet?

NALEE 33:19

No. Yeah, I don't want to talk about it. Can uh what? So I'm not gonna share my story. It's pretty embarrassing.

ANTHONY 33:27

Okay, well now you have to.

NALEE 33:29

The other day, I Oh, so it's recent. Yeah, it's recent. It's the first, probably the first or second time that I've like my foot has fallen asleep while I was on the toilet. Because I was just like, you know how like you sit there and you just kinda scroll through something.

ANTHONY 33:48

Okay, well you're you're winning at life if it's only been a couple times for you because it's happened Oh no, this time was fucking bad.

NALEE 33:55

Like you know how like I don't know if you've ever gone to my bathroom, but you know how like my bathroom, like the the shower curtains is like right there. Yeah. And I'm only a small bathroom. Yeah. I'm only gonna admit this because I love you guys and I think you guys would enjoy the story. And it's another way for me to humiliate myself, and it's okay to be embarrassed because sometimes you gotta We're all human. You gotta embrace that that embarrassment. So yeah, so this probably may be the third time I think my foot has ever fallen asleep while I was on the toilet. But I think I sat too long because I started feeling it tingling. So I'm like, okay, you know what? I could push on a little longer, we're still good. And so then I was sitting nobody did no. Because I was just taking a piss, but I just kind of was going through. I think I was like reading through, like, I was listening to this girl do tarot reading. Y'all know I started doing tarot reading or learning about tarot and stuff. If you guys have followed like my nail Instagram and TikTok, but anyways, I was looking at like how she does readings and stuff. I was listening to it, it was low-key kind of accurate for me. And so I kind of just sat there. Well, I think it was like a 15-minute read. And so I was listening to her and I was just kind of chilling, and I was like looking at my nails, I'm like, oh, a piece of it chipped off, blah, blah, blah, blah. And all of a sudden I felt my feet tingling, and I'm like, oh, okay, we're we're cool. I could still watch another video. So then this next one was this guy. I was watching him, and then his video was about like 10 minutes long. And so then at this point, I'm I'm at like the 25 minute mark from a piss. And so then I was like, okay, you know what? Gotta wipe, we gotta go. Gotta wash your hands, we gotta go. So as I go to get up, again, like if you're if you've ever had your feet like fallen asleep, you can't really control it. You could only start holding on to shit and like hope that your feet can somewhat hold you down. And so then instead of like tilting to the right where the windowsill is or tilting to the left where my sink is, I decided to go face first into the tub. And so then I fucking flew into the tub, I broke my stupid shower curtains, and I just fucking sat there fucking laughing my ass off and was like, what the fuck do I do now?

ANTHONY 36:09

Because again, you're What do I do now?

NALEE 36:12

Yeah, because my foot was still asleep. And so I couldn't really like I didn't have much function at that time. So I literally just laid in the tub for like a good five minutes and I'm like, I hope my feet is like working again. And so then I got up and it was still kind of wobbly. It washed my hand, acted like nothing happened, but then all my fucking like shampoo and shit like fell down while I tumbled into the tub. And so I was just like, God damn, it's a good thing nobody's home.

ANTHONY 36:38

But then What I would not have been, what I would not have given to be a fly on that wall.

NALEE 36:45

No, it was fucking horrible. I was like, oh, I got this, I got this. Two seconds, kaboom. I'm like, damn, it's a good thing nobody's fucking home. Yeah, that's what I said. I'm like, you fat dumb bitch.

ANTHONY 36:58

Okay, I didn't say that. I just said you dumb bitch.

NALEE 37:00

No, I said that. No, it's pretty bad.

ANTHONY 37:03

I have go ahead.

NALEE 37:05

I was gonna say, I have a pr I had a pretty big bruise on my foot, on my leg, and on my elbow. It was like it was probably like that big.

ANTHONY 37:14

Oh my god.

NALEE 37:14

That was pretty bad. And I bruise like a peach, so.

ANTHONY 37:17

Oh, for fuck's sake.

NALEE 37:19

Yeah.

ANTHONY 37:20

That's my line.

NALEE 37:21

Do you?

ANTHONY 37:22

I do. Yeah, I bruise really bad.

NALEE 37:25

Damn. Okay. What were you gonna say? So what were you gonna say?

ANTHONY 37:29

I have questions.

NALEE 37:30

Okay, here we go.

ANTHONY 37:32

So, first of all, I understand scrolling on the on the toilet.

NALEE 37:38

Yeah. I feel a whole load of judgy questions coming on, but because I embarrassed myself, I'm gonna allow you to ask me some questions.

ANTHONY 37:50

I don't think that it's a lot of judgment questions. I'm just I'm trying to understand your rationale and your thought process on proceeding with sitting on the toilet. You you you specifically said that you were peeing, and I'm trying to understand the thought process on scrolling while peeing. And the only reason I am saying that is because like I feel like peeing is like the most simplest, quickest bathroom job. Like, I would have understood more if you were like, I was constipated and I was sitting on the toilet for 30 minutes.

NALEE 38:28

Okay.

ANTHONY 38:29

Which, by the way, that's gonna give you hemorrhoids. And for listeners out there, viewers, anybody watching, if you see that my backdrop is It wasn't like that before.

NALEE 38:40

I'm not sure what happened.

ANTHONY 38:41

I turned on the lights because you took so damn long getting here, and now it's getting dark out.

NALEE 38:45

I'm sorry, boo.

ANTHONY 38:46

It's okay, I'll forgive you.

NALEE 38:48

Well, to answer your question about my piss, since you want to know so much, it was gonna be a long one. I knew it was gonna be a long one.

ANTHONY 38:56

What is what is a long pee for you?

NALEE 38:58

Like five minutes.

ANTHONY 39:00

You pee for five minutes?

NALEE 39:02

Well, it seems like five minutes. Like realistically, it's probably a minute, but it felt like five minutes because I was just sitting there and I'm like, oh, there's still more. Okay. And then when I thought I was done, oh, there's still more. So then I was like, you know what? I'ma just let it her do her thing and I'm just gonna look through my phone. And then I like a movie or 25 minutes.

ANTHONY 39:23

And then in a movie where they're like somebody's peeing and then they stop, and then somebody tries talking to them, and then they start again, and then it keeps happening.

NALEE 39:32

I have no clue.

ANTHONY 39:33

I feel like it's from like Austin Powers or something.

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NALEE 39:35

That could be possible. I could see that. Ugh Austin Powers. Such a good It's hilarious. I love Austin Powers. Shaggy baby. That was not a good impersonation, but I try. I'm not the best at impress impressioning. I'm not the good at I'm not the best at impersonating.

ANTHONY 39:59

Speaking. But make sure that when everybody goes out to famous Daves, ask for a wooden to-go box.

NALEE 40:11

Oh my god, what if they come out with a casket?

ANTHONY 40:15

Well, that is a to-go box, isn't it?

NALEE 40:17

Oh my god. That took a dark ass fucking turn. And you are right, but uh it is pretty much is a to-go box. But yeah, I I don't know. I've I don't know. Like for me, if I have it, like if it's probably not good because obviously like my bathroom is like right there, but sometimes I ignore the peeing signal. So I just go on with my day, and then when I actually need to pee, I pee for a long time.

ANTHONY 40:45

I do that all the time.

NALEE 40:46

Yeah, so you can relate then.

ANTHONY 40:49

I don't take breaks.

NALEE 40:51

I'm done.

ANTHONY 40:52

Like, remember when we worked at when we worked at the further, how often did I take a break other than my lunch?

NALEE 40:58

I don't know. I don't know your your life story. Maybe we could ask the people who sat around you.

ANTHONY 41:05

You could.

NALEE 41:05

Yeah. But um I don't know. But did you have any other questions? Uh you said you had a few questions. Do you spell my piss? Or shall we go on to the next subject?

ANTHONY 41:18

No, I don't want to talk about your piss, but I just want to say to you, to the viewers, to the listeners, if you're Sitting on the toilet. As soon as you start feeling that tingling sensation, it's time to go, bro.

NALEE 41:29

Yeah. No, that's the lesson that I learned from this. Don't say I could hold, I could siffer another 10 minutes, bitch, you're wrong.

ANTHONY 41:35

No.

NALEE 41:35

You're gonna fall in that tub like me. You're gonna hump dee dump dee dot and have a pumpkin.

ANTHONY 41:41

Go down that rabbit hole scrolling. That five, that one minute's gonna turn into five minutes, that five's gonna turn into ten, that ten's gonna turn into twenty. Next thing you know, your manager's calling you and asking you, I've been trying to get a hold of you for two and a half hours.

NALEE 41:56

Two and a half hours. Bye.

ANTHONY 41:58

And then that's when you play when it's up.

NALEE 42:01

If it's up, if it's up, I think it's when it's up, put it up or something like that. I don't remember.

ANTHONY 42:06

And it's stuck. Yeah. Cardi B. Yeah. Y'all know what I'm going for. And then the last thing before we go on the next slide.

NALEE 42:13

Then it's up. If it's stuck, then it's stuck. That's how it goes.

ANTHONY 42:16

Yeah. That's what you tell your manager when you s when they ask you why you've been gone for two and a half hours.

NALEE 42:20

And then Anthony's gonna call me and be like, bitch, I just got fired.

ANTHONY 42:23

Probably.

NALEE 42:26

Hallelujah.

ANTHONY 42:28

You know what I realized the other day? I was like, I was reading that message from Melissa.

NALEE 42:33

Okay.

ANTHONY 42:34

And then I was thinking about it and I was like, you know what? I'm really not meant for this whole work life.

NALEE 42:40

Well, yeah. I already knew that.

ANTHONY 42:44

What do I gotta do to get out of this?

NALEE 42:45

Like, face down ass up, baby. Start that OnlyFans. All you need is one viral video. That's it.

ANTHONY 42:52

I'll be like Sydney Sweeney and the season of Euphoria.

NALEE 42:56

Yeah. I'm excited for that, though. It took them like 30 years, but I'm excited for it.

ANTHONY 43:00

Yeah, I'm excited for it, but I don't like her anymore.

NALEE 43:03

Yeah, we are not gonna talk about that right now.

ANTHONY 43:05

But uh I just don't feel like she's very talented.

NALEE 43:08

I don't think she is. Okay, you think the same person? We're gonna talk about it, actually. If we're gonna talk about our acting, yeah. If we're gonna talk about our acting, Sidney Sweeney.

ANTHONY 43:17

What did you think I wanted to talk about?

NALEE 43:18

Well, I I thought you were gonna talk about something else. I don't know. She has nice boobs. I would give her that. They're perky, they're big, beautiful.

ANTHONY 43:25

So does Sandra Bullock. Congratulations.

NALEE 43:27

Does she have big boobs?

ANTHONY 43:29

No, you said nice boobs.

NALEE 43:30

Well, she has nice big boobs. That's what I meant to say. But yeah, and so then. Anyways, about her though, like I don't think she's good at acting. Like she's not. She's very horrible. Yeah, she's very what's that?

ANTHONY 43:46

Monotone.

NALEE 43:47

Not monotone, but it's the opposite of non it's the opposite of versatile. Non-versatile? I don't know. But I feel like there's a word for it. I just can't think of it right now.

ANTHONY 43:59

She's just very stiff. Like no matter what she does, it's the same character.

NALEE 44:08

Yeah, it's the same character. It's always the blonde girl with big boobs that always shows off her body and range. She doesn't have range. Yes. And she like either gets drunk and then, you know, like she plays that character throughout all her movies. Like, there was a scary movie that she a horror movie that she was in called Immaculate. Okay, they had so much fucking PR for it that not PR, they had so much like promotions and trailers and stuff like that for it, right? And I was like, okay, this movie looks kind of cool. Like it got our girl Sydney in there. But then like when I watched it, I'm like, this is the biggest waste of time.

ANTHONY 44:44

And it was that the one where she's like a nun or something.

NALEE 44:46

Yeah, and it's exactly what it is. She was she was naked, or she wasn't naked, but you saw her boobs and she was in water and you know, again, yeah, exactly. Shocker. It's like, oh, okay, well, you know, is that it? Like, do you have anything else? You know?

ANTHONY 45:01

So I feel like she's been typecast that way, though. Like, yeah, but I don't think she's talented. Obviously, the blame is on her. Yeah. No, she's not talented. But I think that's all Hollywood looks at her. They're like, oh, we need a dumb blonde.

NALEE 45:13

Yeah.

ANTHONY 45:14

She's to play this role.

NALEE 45:16

She's definitely been sexualized. And the thing too, though, is that she plays into that though. Because everything she does, she utilizes that. And I'm not gonna judge her for that. Good for you if you know what you can do.

ANTHONY 45:27

I'm not either.

NALEE 45:29

If you know to use that to your advantage, good for you. Because hell, I'm not gonna lie, if I look like her, I'd I would too, you know. But the thing is though, she has no range, like you said. And if she's about to play like with big name characters or like with like big famous people, like at least let her be talented. You know what I mean? Like, at least let her be good at acting. But I I might sound biased, and this is probably gonna take it to a whole nother level, but I feel I don't think you're biased because you don't know her. No, I haven't said anything. I haven't said what I want to say.

ANTHONY 46:02

Oh, okay. Sorry.

NALEE 46:05

I definitely think it's like white privilege.

ANTHONY 46:09

Oh, girl, you just got us canceled. This is like the American Eagle ad issue all over again.

NALEE 46:15

I am I said it with my chest. Y'all disagree, you do you boo, but yeah, I think it's definitely used to her advantage. Like, I can name probably five people who could play who could have played that character way better than she could have.

ANTHONY 46:29

Um Euphoria, or we talk or does it matter what show we're doing?

NALEE 46:32

The Immaculate Movie.

ANTHONY 46:34

Okay. And maybe people Emma Roberts.

NALEE 46:36

Oh yeah, for sure. But she's not yeah, Emma Roberts for sure, because she's a scream queen, first of all. I think like Anya Joy Taylor, she is a very good actress. She's good, she's very versatile. She's good in action, horror, sad, you know, like Florence Pugh may have been may have been a really good one. I love Florence Pugh.

ANTHONY 46:58

Oh who that is.

NALEE 46:59

She played, have you seen Midsummer?

ANTHONY 47:02

Yes.

NALEE 47:02

She's a main girl in Midsummer.

ANTHONY 47:03

Remember you and Melissa made me watch that.

NALEE 47:04

Yeah, she's a main girl in Midsummer. I love her.

ANTHONY 47:06

Yeah, I could see that.

NALEE 47:07

Yeah, and then I know her I don't know her name, but you know, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say the list, but I'm just saying there's so many good actresses that could play the parts that she plays, but because I feel like maybe they don't want people to see like their body and maybe those roles. Again, there could be a lot of things. It's me being biased, but I'm just saying. She got oh shit. Oops, episode one reminder, but um she you know, like I don't know. I just feel like she's not talented. I feel like she rides the showing her body train. You do what you want, do. Uh do. You do what you want, boo. But yeah.

ANTHONY 47:50

No, I agree with you though, but I mean that gravy train's gonna end at some point.

NALEE 47:55

I'll know. If she goes to kai to what's her name? Chris Jenner's plastic surgeon, I don't know. Maybe she still lasts another like 40 years.

ANTHONY 48:05

No, I don't foresee her having a lot like the longevity.

NALEE 48:08

I feel like she will. She just came.

ANTHONY 48:11

I give it 10 years and we're gonna be asking who Sydney Sweeney is.

NALEE 48:14

No, I I don't think so. I think she'll be around for a while.

ANTHONY 48:17

I'm gonna mark this in my calendar. Ten years from now, we're gonna be like, where's Sydney Sweeney now? Yeah. Yeah. Who does bitch?

NALEE 48:24

Who does bitch? But she just did this new movie with what's her name? The girl from I should know her name. The girl from Oh, Amanda Seyfried. Yes, yes.

ANTHONY 48:35

Yeah, and I heard that movie is horrible.

NALEE 48:37

Yeah. I'm not shocked because it has her in it. Because I think Amanda Seifrid in it. Well, she's I think she's a good actress.

ANTHONY 48:44

I think she's an amazing actress. She has range.

NALEE 48:47

Yes. But that's what I'm saying. That the reason why probably it flopped was because Sydney Sweeney was in there showing off her tits. You know what I mean? And that's probably not the main thing. I'm just saying that that's what she propag propaganda herself to be.

ANTHONY 49:01

Propagandizes?

NALEE 49:03

Propagandizes whatever. Y'all know what I mean. But that's like her main thing. And it's just like, well, if you don't got your tits and you don't got your body, what do you got? Nothing. You know what I mean?

ANTHONY 49:13

Like good genes.

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NALEE 49:15

Ooh, bitch. I can't. But yeah. So like I may not have these tits forever, may not have this ass forever, but I got I got humor, baby. Alright? I got I got food. I could cook. You got a personality. Exactly. So y'all need to know your worth.

ANTHONY 49:36

I don't know where that came from, but she just always has this look, like like her deadpan face just doesn't do it for me.

NALEE 49:47

I will say, I don't know. I feel like she's just very average outside of her boobs and her you her rolling euphoria. I think that's the only role that I feel like she was good in is euphoria because that fits her. But outside of that, I don't think I've seen anything where I was like, oh wow, I'm impressed. Because I'm a big movie fanatic. If anybody knows me, I'm a huge movie fanatic. I watch anything and everything. And I haven't been impressed with her. I will give her that. She's pretty though. I do think she's very pretty.

ANTHONY 50:22

She's alright. I think she does. When she smiles, I kind of want to punch her? Yeah.

NALEE 50:27

Yeah, she does have a punchable face. I will say that.

ANTHONY 50:30

She does have a punchable face.

NALEE 50:31

Yeah.

ANTHONY 50:33

She's not that I would ever hit a woman.

NALEE 50:35

You just said you were gonna swing at me, bitch.

ANTHONY 50:37

Yeah, you don't count.

NALEE 50:39

Oh. You know what? This podcast is officially moving on to the next subject.

ANTHONY 50:46

You got more testosterone than me.

NALEE 50:48

Probably, yeah.

ANTHONY 50:48

What was what what else did you want to talk about for this segment?

NALEE 50:51

My next segment, while you rudely call me a dude.

ANTHONY 50:55

I didn't say you were a dude. I just said you had more testosterone than me.

NALEE 50:57

Kiki's probably sitting there. Yeah, I knew you were a tranny. That bitch always says that to me.

ANTHONY 51:03

I don't think we can say tranny.

NALEE 51:05

Oh, okay. I'm sorry. You could bleep that out.

ANTHONY 51:07

I think that's politically correct.

NALEE 51:09

Okay, what's the what's the political correct way to say it?

ANTHONY 51:13

A transgender?

NALEE 51:14

A transgender. I'm sorry.

ANTHONY 51:15

A trans?

NALEE 51:16

Trans. Well, Kiki always says that I she knew I'm trans. But, anyways, you're gonna have to bleep that out. I'm sorry. Don't mean to offend anybody. I'm not saying that with my chest. I just didn't know, okay? I didn't know. That's fine. If we get canceled, it's okay.

ANTHONY 51:34

Which we're just getting started. We've got time to get canceled.

NALEE 51:38

Alright. Well, anyways, I'd like to apologize on my behalf for being ignorant. I shouldn't have said that word. Anyways, I'm moving on.

ANTHONY 51:46

PSA.

NALEE 51:47

PSA, yeah. A snack you accidentally finished in one sitting. For me, it is a bag. I don't know if it's considered a snack, but I could eat a bag of snow peas with dildip, the whole bag. That shit will disappear so quick.

ANTHONY 52:02

At least it's healthy, except for the dildip.

NALEE 52:04

Yeah. And I mean, I don't, I'm not a very I'm not like a very I don't really like saucy things, so I just go bloop, you know, and then eat it. Yeah.

ANTHONY 52:13

So see, that's I could eat a whole bag of like snow peas too with dil dip, but I like sauce. So like I would eat the entire fucking thing of dill dip if I sat there and just ate that one.

NALEE 52:26

Okay, I'm not gonna judge you. It's good. You know what you should do.

ANTHONY 52:30

We need judgment.

NALEE 52:31

You know what you should do? You should buy a bag of the sweet peas, wash it, do whatever you gotta do, and then put like maybe do a scoop to like limit myself. To portion it out, put it in there, shake it up, and then use like a fork or something and then eat it. Yeah.

ANTHONY 52:47

That's a really good idea.

NALEE 52:49

Pen pending, I took that idea. Don't steal it from me. Bye.

ANTHONY 52:53

I think McDonald's already got you with their. Didn't they used to have like salads that came in cups? Oh fuck. And you would put your dressing on, the sa m the McShaker, and you'd shake it up.

NALEE 53:03

Well, that McShaker didn't make it this long, so it didn't work.

ANTHONY 53:06

It didn't last very long, no.

NALEE 53:09

But yeah.

ANTHONY 53:09

I'm pretty sure that was the real thing.

NALEE 53:11

I don't know, I've never heard of that. You just aged yourself, boo.

ANTHONY 53:16

What else is no? I'm always aging myself.

NALEE 53:18

Yeah, same. It's okay. We're old. Whatever.

ANTHONY 53:21

I I think that that's really good eating the the snow peas, because they're so delicious.

NALEE 53:26

They're so good. What about you?

ANTHONY 53:28

Um and I I would go the other route. Like, I could literally sit there and eat an entire bag of potato chips.

NALEE 53:34

Oh. Easy.

ANTHONY 53:35

An entire bag.

NALEE 53:37

That was gonna be my first party size.

ANTHONY 53:40

Like.

NALEE 53:41

What's your favorite chip?

ANTHONY 53:43

Depends on the brain.

NALEE 53:44

My mouth is like watery now. Like what you bitch. Yeah. What is what okay? So let's let's set this up. You go into the gas station, there's a there's a whole rack of chips, right? What's the first thing that you're gonna grab? That's usually your favorite chip.

ANTHONY 53:57

Well, it well, no, because it depends on my mood. My go-to would probably be if they have it, ruffles, sour cream. Oh my god!

NALEE 54:05

I was just gonna say that. Yes! That's my favorite too.

ANTHONY 54:08

Yeah. Yeah.

NALEE 54:10

So good. So good.

ANTHONY 54:12

Ooh, a good funyin sounds good.

NALEE 54:14

Yeah. You know how what I just realized? I just sounded so stupid being so excited over a bag of chest.

ANTHONY 54:24

I don't I think that's good. I think that means that you have something in life worth living for.

NALEE 54:29

That's sad if it's a bag of chicks.

ANTHONY 54:31

That bag of chests.

NALEE 54:31

That ain't sad. That's kind of sad. It could be worse. I guess you're right. Look at you putting a positive spin on this whole episode. I love that. Look at you, boo.

ANTHONY 54:42

I don't know about that. Now you're going crazy.

NALEE 54:44

Well, tell me something I don't already know.

ANTHONY 54:48

Did you know a sperm whale's penis averages six foot five?

NALEE 54:51

What the fuck? That's insane. You could kill somebody with that thing.

ANTHONY 54:57

Yeah.

NALEE 54:57

Where did that come from?

ANTHONY 54:59

You said tell me something you don't know. Did you know that?

NALEE 55:01

I did not know that. That's so cool.

ANTHONY 55:03

Did you know that when a s when a whale ejaculates, the majority of the sperm ends up in the ocean? So when you're swimming in the ocean, you're actually swimming in whale sperm.

NALEE 55:12

Oh, I did know that. I did know that. But that's that's that's disgusting. But you know what? Oh my god, imagine all the people who swallowed ocean water. Ugh. That's nasty. Chout I'm speaking of nasty.

ANTHONY 55:30

Did I send you that video about that girl on TLC and she? Oh yeah, you did.

NALEE 55:35

That shit's so gross. The y'all, I cannot. Y'all need to stop. You guys need to stop going on like television and talk. You know what? I shouldn't say that because we've talked about a whole bunch of stupid shit on here. So actually, I lied. No judgment.

ANTHONY 56:46

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm judging because this is totally different for our viewers out there and our listeners out there.

NALEE 56:53

Explain it.

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ANTHONY 56:53

This woman on this TL TLC show, it's been going around TikTok and she was talking about how she likes to use her husband's sperm on her face.

NALEE 57:05

Oh my god, I wasn't even thinking about that one. But go on.

ANTHONY 57:09

What one did you think I was talking about?

NALEE 57:10

The one where she likes to use her own pee-pee juice, her own like pussy palace juice.

ANTHONY 57:16

Yeah, I didn't, I don't think I sent that to you.

NALEE 57:18

I'm pretty sure you did on TikTok.

ANTHONY 57:20

I sent you one where she uses her husband's sperm and she moisturizes her face with it. Okay. And she she made the comment. It got even worse. She goes, the best batch is always the batch, the morning batch. Yeah, fresh in the morning. It was fresh. It was fresh from her husband's penis. And I'm like, that's fucking disgusting. And then she went to a dermatologist, and the dermatologist told her all the issues that can happen from using sperm on your face.

NALEE 57:47

And what are the issues? I didn't watch it that far because I was disgusted.

ANTHONY 57:51

Well, you run the risk of getting STIs or STDs in your eye. And you can go blind. It can cause like blockages on your pores, and so you get more acne prone.

NALEE 58:07

You know what she could say though? I've had children on my face before.

ANTHONY 58:12

Okay, but I feel like a lot of people can say that. It's just a matter of the fact that you're actually using it as a moisturizing technique.

NALEE 58:20

She could also say I have children live and die on my face. Again, I feel like a lot of people can say that. I was gonna say something, but I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it never mind.

ANTHONY 58:34

This is this is coming from you who stands over the toilet, flushes, and goes, bye-bye, babies.

NALEE 58:40

Yeah, I was just gonna say, shit. I should have thought that, thought of it better because I've had plenty.

ANTHONY 58:48

Yeah, exactly.

NALEE 58:48

So um, I'm sorry I judged you, lady, but don't use it as moisturizer.

ANTHONY 58:53

I'm not sorry. Don't use it as moisturizer. Come on. There's gotta be a limit.

NALEE 58:57

Yeah, that's nasty.

ANTHONY 58:58

Yeah.

NALEE 58:58

Why the fuck are you stocking up your man's cumb? That's fucking nasty.

ANTHONY 59:03

That's what I'm saying. Like the fresh batch is the best, but then she like keeps it in like a little dish.

NALEE 59:08

Yeah, when I saw that, I'm like, you fucking nasty asshole. Like, you could have a fresh batch, but do it that day. Like, don't fucking save it. You know what I mean?

ANTHONY 59:18

Like She needed it for that night.

NALEE 59:20

Ugh, that's she could get a fresh batch.

ANTHONY 59:23

Morning time and nighttime, maybe he can only do it once a day.

NALEE 59:25

I wonder how the husband looked like. I wonder if he if he was like happy. I wonder if he looked happy.

ANTHONY 59:30

I I mean, as a guy, I think any time that you're climaxing, you're definitely happy.

NALEE 59:37

Well, Derek. Derek Friars were like they do it and they'd be like, Bye. But that's after the fact.

ANTHONY 59:44

But in the moment, in the moment of that climax, they're like, oh Lord Jesus, toes are curling. I see the light.

NALEE 59:52

He wouldn't have met his maker that day for show multiple times a day.

ANTHONY 59:56

Exactly.

NALEE 59:58

Yeah, I I have no no words. Okay, the one that I thought you were talking about was the one there's a maybe I did. I'm pretty sure, okay. You know what? I'm just gonna check. I'm pretty sure you sent it to me on TikTok.

ANTHONY 1:00:12

But where she used pee for what?

NALEE 1:00:14

It's not pee. She used her vagina juice.

ANTHONY 1:00:19

I don't remember that.

NALEE 1:00:20

The way you backed up. Okay, maybe you didn't send it to me.

ANTHONY 1:00:24

It's probably Kiki. That sounds like something she'd send to you.

NALEE 1:00:27

No, it's something I would send to her. But I don't know who's I don't know who sent it to me. Well, anyways, it was the same show. It's the my weird obsession or whatever, right? Is that the show that you're talking about?

ANTHONY 1:00:39

I I think that's the show she was on. I don't know.

NALEE 1:00:42

But it was this it was this lady, and she had an obsession, obsession of like fingering herself and then using her juice to like spread over her body in a way to have her natural pheromones so that men could be attracted to her. It's disgusting. Y'all are crazy.

ANTHONY 1:01:02

All I thought about when you said that was when Melissa came up with snail trail.

NALEE 1:01:08

Period.

ANTHONY 1:01:08

I'm thinking snail, like snail trail all over your own f it's so gross.

NALEE 1:01:13

Like, I think in the video, she was just like, she was just like, she did whatever she did, and then she just went like this, and then she went like this. She was like patting it all over herself. And you could see it was wet.

ANTHONY 1:01:23

Snail trail.

NALEE 1:01:24

Yeah. I was just like, bitch, why is you going on live? Like, why are you on live TV?

ANTHONY 1:01:29

Like, some people have no shame.

NALEE 1:01:31

You know what I mean? That's just crazy to me. That's just crazy to me. I mean, good for you. Like, I love the confidence. I commend you for that, but baby, let's not spread your pussy juice on your neck or your on your chest, because it gonna smell fishy all up in the hood. You know, like don't do that. There was a guy in the video, there was a guy who like came and sat next to her in the coffee shop and he immediately got up. And she looked like she was like, Oh, her look in her face was like, You weren't attracted to this. And I'm like, no, baby, he was not.

ANTHONY 1:02:05

Was she pretty?

NALEE 1:02:06

No. I mean, I don't remember how she looked like, but I don't think she was I wouldn't say she was pretty or not, but she didn't do her hair. Like her hair looked Her hair. Her hair. Her hair looked like she just woke up.

ANTHONY 1:02:21

I love how that's what like stopped you. It was like her hair wasn't good. So I was like, I wasn't interested.

NALEE 1:02:26

Yeah. I'll send it to you though if I find it. I was like, girl, bye.

ANTHONY 1:02:31

Please don't.

NALEE 1:02:32

Now that you said that, I'm gonna make it a mission to send it to you.

ANTHONY 1:02:36

I'll I'll have it within five minutes after we finish this episode.

NALEE 1:02:40

Probably. All right. Welcome to the next one for our next subject here. Oh my god. Our next side Oh my god, I can't even talk now because I'm so flabbergasted by the whole fucking thing. Don't say it. Our next segment is about putting you on, but life must do's. Well, now that you're fed.

ANTHONY 1:03:01

I said not to say it. We just got done talking about pussy juice. And you're like, now that you're fat.

NALEE 1:03:15

You do you, boo. You do you. Oh, it hurts.

ANTHONY 1:03:19

Alright.

NALEE 1:03:20

What am I talking about? Actually, it hurts in this episode.

ANTHONY 1:03:23

Yeah, mine too. And my stomach. I'm cramping. Alright. Well, let's talk about feeding your life instead. Let's flourish your life.

NALEE 1:03:34

Alright. Well, these things are things no one sits down and tells you.

ANTHONY 1:03:38

But once you start doing them, everything starts to shift.

NALEE 1:03:42

Oh shit, that's far. Sorry. I'm still thinking about the pussy juice and the being fed. I'm sorry, y'all. Alright, well, now let's put you on. I have a few things. Look at Anthony. He's just he's just traumatized over there. I'm sorry. Well. Sorry, dude.

ANTHONY 1:04:00

Because now I'm thinking about, especially this would have been an even better segue into this next segment.

NALEE 1:04:05

It could still be one.

ANTHONY 1:04:07

Have you ever have you ever seen the videos on TikTok where like women take a can of tuna and like rub it on their sweatpants or their their yoga pants?

NALEE 1:04:15

Oh, and then they go to their couch.

ANTHONY 1:04:18

They sit on the couch and then their husband like will put their head in their lap or something. Yeah. And like to watch TV.

NALEE 1:04:23

Yeah. I've seen that.

ANTHONY 1:04:24

That's what I was thinking about.

NALEE 1:04:25

There was one where she was gonna exercise and she was having her husband like hold onto her legs, and then she did the thing where she was like humping him in the head and she put tuna. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was like, Oh, why does it smell like that? But I mean he acted very, very caring because he's like, You need to go wash up.

ANTHONY 1:04:45

So Is that the the black couple?

NALEE 1:04:48

Yeah. That's what you should do.

ANTHONY 1:04:49

Oh, I think I saw that one.

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NALEE 1:04:50

Don't be saying why you do that, why you smell like that, bitch. You've been eating that pussy, so don't be asking her why she smelled like that. You ate that last night. So I don't know, but I'm just saying. You know what I'm saying? Like, why are you disgusted of something that you like? I'm just saying. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? The thing is, the thing is. You know, you know what the thing is? The thing is that. So y'all need to like appreciate the puss. Anyways, we're gonna talk about things I'm gonna put you on now. Okay. Alright, my first one is a non-negotiable that I've added to my routine is lotion right after I get out of the shower. I don't I think like I know some people already do this, don't judge me, but I just recently got into this because I actually found a lotion that I like. Because I don't like like scented lotion. I'm a very plain gal, but I feel like putting it right after you get out of the shower, it just feels different compared to like when you do it later, or you know what I mean? It just it just feels nice and then you smell good and your skin's soft.

ANTHONY 1:06:00

Okay, so you just started doing this. That truly surprises me because that you you strike me as the type of person that would would have been doing that like since you were in high school.

NALEE 1:06:09

Well, I did for a little bit, but the thing is, some people didn't like like scented lotion. So now like I'm at my fruit, like, you know, I'm trying to take care of myself. So if I smell good, I smell good. But yeah. Okay. Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:06:28

I am envious of you because I cannot do that. I always tell myself when I'm in the shower, I'm like, when I get out, I'm gonna put some lotion on and like moisturize my entire body. Why don't you? And then I get out and I'm like, that's a lot of fucking work. This bitch, I ain't I ain't Melissa. This is a lot of body like square footage going up on. That's a lot. That's gonna take some time, baby.

NALEE 1:06:50

I do seven pumps. That's how much lotion I use.

ANTHONY 1:06:53

For your entire body?

NALEE 1:06:54

Yeah. That's a lot, isn't it? Seven pumps? I feel like that's a lot.

ANTHONY 1:06:59

I mean, I I feel like it seems like a lot, but then when like it takes me two to three pumps, if and when I do per leg.

NALEE 1:07:08

How much lotion do you put on though? That's the thing too. Because there's some people who like the lotion to be damp on their fucking leg, or there's those people who like it to just brush up and they're good. You know what I mean?

ANTHONY 1:07:20

I want to get it in there. I want to feel like it's lathered up. Yeah.

NALEE 1:07:24

Yeah, I'm like that too. Yeah. Well, why don't you try that for like a couple of days and try to get into the routine of it? Like, it feels really nice. It honestly has changed. I feel like it's changed, it's changed my skin a lot though. Also, I would like to point out, and y'all already know I like to pick up my sisters, but Polly traumatized me because that bitch don't put on any lotion and her legs be dry as hell. So I'm always like, I don't want to look, I don't want my legs.

ANTHONY 1:07:57

My legs are dry as hell right now.

NALEE 1:07:59

Yeah. I'm like, I don't want to have dry legs. And I always tell her, I'm like, Did you put on lotion yet? And she's always like, Yeah, I did, but I know that bitch straight up lying.

ANTHONY 1:08:08

She's lying to you.

NALEE 1:08:09

She's lying. Because every time I see her, it's always like through the blankets and shit. And I'm like, you didn't put on lotion, you lying asshole.

ANTHONY 1:08:17

So this is a- I think I would have I feel like I would have more success and more luck putting on lotion like before I went to bed versus after the shower.

NALEE 1:08:25

Hmm. I could see that. I don't know. I kind of like the feeling of like, you know, like when you get out of the shower and you like dry yourself down and you're still semi-wet but still like dry. And then when you put on the lotion, when your skin drives, it kind of dries with your like it kind of dries down. You know what I mean? It sounds stupid, but it dries.

ANTHONY 1:08:46

So wait, you don't fully dry yourself before you moisturize?

NALEE 1:08:50

I do, but like it still feels damp. You know what I mean? Like it's not like super wet, but it's like when you're washing your hands and then you wipe it, right? It's not fully dry, but it still has that wet feel to it. Yeah. Yeah, and then I feel like in my head, I feel like my pores are still open. So then if I put the lotion on right away, right after I get out of the shower, then when it dries, it dries down like soft. You know what I mean? Because the skin's dry, the lotion's there, and it's soft, it's not dry.

ANTHONY 1:09:21

I think I understand what you're saying.

NALEE 1:09:23

Yeah. Okay.

ANTHONY 1:09:26

I like to tell people I speak fluent gali, so I'm gonna.

NALEE 1:09:30

Yeah, I think you do. I think you actually f speak pretty fluent gnarly. I'm gonna, I will give you that effort. If I could print out a certificate to say Anthony has graduated from Nali language university, you'd get a doctorate's degree, period.

ANTHONY 1:09:47

I probably would.

NALEE 1:09:48

Yeah. Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:09:50

Yeah, because now every like some of the things you say, I kind of just go with it and I understand you. But before, like, I always used to call you out.

NALEE 1:09:59

Oh wow. You know what this reminds me of?

ANTHONY 1:10:01

Remember? Like, because we'd be like, oh, what what what is it that you always used to say? How how does he look like? How does it look like? How does it look like?

NALEE 1:10:10

I don't know why you guys okay. Anthony and Melissa used to give me so much fucking shit for this, but I didn't know people don't use that. I don't know, no, I don't know. Like when they say, hey, like, what do you think about this? I'd be like, okay, how does it look like?

ANTHONY 1:10:25

Like most people say, I I don't know, what does it look like?

NALEE 1:10:31

I always say, how does it look like?

ANTHONY 1:10:33

Yeah.

NALEE 1:10:34

You know what?

ANTHONY 1:10:34

How do you think it's I've cut I've come to love it. I use it in my everyday now. I used it on the phone today. Yeah.

NALEE 1:10:42

I don't know. I'd never I actually have never really noticed a difference between what does it look like and how does it look like. I don't know, how does it look like?

ANTHONY 1:10:50

I feel like I feel like it has something to do with English class.

NALEE 1:10:54

Probably. I didn't pay attention much. Y'all could tell.

ANTHONY 1:10:58

So that's not true.

NALEE 1:10:59

I make up my own language. I really do.

ANTHONY 1:11:02

You do.

NALEE 1:11:02

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:11:02

You do make up your own language with certain things. I don't think that that's one of them though. I don't think how does it look like is one of your made-up language things. I think that's just you being you. And I love it.

NALEE 1:11:13

Thank you.

ANTHONY 1:11:14

And I understand it now.

NALEE 1:11:15

Thank you. I feel seen. I love that. Thank you.

ANTHONY 1:11:21

You should feel seen. Yeah. Not necessarily always understood by others, but by me. I understand you.

NALEE 1:11:27

Period.

ANTHONY 1:11:28

I'm literally crying right now. I'm laughing from laughing.

NALEE 1:11:33

Okay.

ANTHONY 1:11:34

Anyway, you were gonna ask me something. I'm sorry.

NALEE 1:11:36

I was gonna ask you anything. I was gonna tell you that that reminds me of. If you guys watch Friends, because y'all know I'm obsessed with friends, it reminds me of the episode where Joey says it's moo. It's like a it's like what a cow says. It says moo, you know? It's supposed to be moot, but it's he says it's moo. And so then Jennifer or Rachel and Phoebe's like, is it weird to you that it actually makes sense? And that's what that just reminded me of. Where you're like, you dumb bitch, but I get it. I get it.

ANTHONY 1:12:12

Yeah.

NALEE 1:12:13

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:12:14

Well, I'm just thinking this tracks to a previous episode where you felt like you said that you relate to Joey.

NALEE 1:12:21

Yeah, I do relate to Joey. Joey is my other half, and then my other half is Phoebe.

ANTHONY 1:12:26

That makes sense. It's all starting to make sense now.

NALEE 1:12:28

Yeah. Yeah. It's like it's like a cow's opinion. It's Moo. Get it?

ANTHONY 1:12:34

Yes, it is.

NALEE 1:12:35

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:12:37

And you know what? Because I know you, and no, it's not even weird that it makes sense to me now.

NALEE 1:12:42

I feel like this just turned into a therapy session for two seconds.

ANTHONY 1:12:46

Isn't it? Isn't every episode a therapy session though?

NALEE 1:12:48

Yeah, it is. Okay.

ANTHONY 1:12:50

Like kind of what we try to do.

NALEE 1:12:52

Yeah, we do. Yeah. Well, we unpacked a lot of shit today. We unpacked my legs falling asleep.

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ANTHONY 1:12:59

Falling into a toilet or a tub. I'm sorry. Using semen as a m facial moisturizer.

NALEE 1:13:06

Pussy juice, being fed.

ANTHONY 1:13:07

Pussy juice. I just I can't. Oh. I can't anymore today.

NALEE 1:13:19

Alright. I'll continue with my list. I have two more things.

ANTHONY 1:13:22

Yes, please do.

NALEE 1:13:23

Alright. Something that I stopped doing that has improved my piece is not giving a shit about what people think about you. I think I've try to embed that to everybody from the very beginning. Yeah. And you know what? Do it sad, do it happy, but bitch, as long as you're doing whatever the fuck you want to do, do it. Because the thing is, like whether you do it or not, people are still gonna judge you. Whether you do it or not, people are gonna yell at you, whether it's right or wrong, at the end of the day, it's like think of it in perspective. If you didn't do it, would it kill you? Would it change you? Will it change the situation? You know what I mean? Like if I really wanted to take a trip by myself to fucking Colorado and my sisters they didn't agree to that, I must still do it.

ANTHONY 1:14:14

Why do I feel like this is a real thing?

NALEE 1:14:16

Yeah, I I said it on purpose.

ANTHONY 1:14:19

Are you going to Colorado?

NALEE 1:14:20

No, no, no, no, no. I'm just saying that that's something they would be like, why? Why are you going alone? Like you shouldn't be doing stuff alone. But I'm just saying that if I was Well, you they're right.

ANTHONY 1:14:30

You of all people should not be doing this something like that alone. Miss, I'm gonna walk and talk to some stranger in New York City down the street.

NALEE 1:14:37

You know what? I've grown smarter within the past two episodes to know not to talk to strangers. And I'm gonna get myself, y'all. Yeah, I'm gonna get myself a a pepper spray. 2026 Nolly is different. She knew. She gonna do all the things.

ANTHONY 1:14:55

I love that.

NALEE 1:14:56

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:14:57

I love that for you.

NALEE 1:14:58

Thank you. I do too. But yeah, as long as you do it, do what you gotta do, do with your chest, say it with your chest, it's okay. Again, those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

ANTHONY 1:15:09

So blank, period.

NALEE 1:15:12

Alright. And then my last thing is a must-do solo activity that everybody should try. It's I'ma talk I'ma say I'ma I'ma talk about trip taking trips again. You should take a road trip out of town by yourself. Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:15:27

By yourself?

NALEE 1:15:28

By yourself. Just do a one day trip.

ANTHONY 1:15:30

Like, how far out of town are you talking about?

NALEE 1:15:32

Oh just like just do a one-day trip. Just say, hey, I'm gonna go to a city that's close to home, or I don't know, six hours from now, I'm gonna get a hotel room and just kind of explore during the day and then come back home at night.

ANTHONY 1:15:48

Like We should do a road trip.

NALEE 1:15:50

We should. We always talk about it.

ANTHONY 1:15:52

We can we can work remote. We should like plan a road trip for like three or four days.

NALEE 1:15:59

Are we allowed to do that? I don't know. I mean, we'd have to get a permission approval, but I don't see I'd be down to I you already know, and I already know that you're gonna utilize me as the driver, and I'd be fine with that.

ANTHONY 1:16:13

That's true. But I No, that's not true. I would drive. I like road trips.

NALEE 1:16:17

Oh, do you?

ANTHONY 1:16:17

Like, I would I don't like just like driving. Like, I would hate a day where it was like I have to go to the grocery store, then I have to go over to your house, then I have to go over to my uncle's house, and then I have to go over to the hospital, and then I have to go stop and pay this bill. But like if it's like you hate running errands. Oh, we're driving down to we're driving to Los Angeles across country.

NALEE 1:16:36

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:16:37

I'm all for it.

NALEE 1:16:38

Okay, I see you, boo.

ANTHONY 1:16:41

Yeah.

NALEE 1:16:42

Okay. Yeah. I mean, I love road trips. Yeah, like I recently took a trip to Indiana by myself, and I went and I came back, and I don't know. I felt so I felt so empowered by it. Like, first of all, I didn't even think I could like it was like it was like a nine hour drive there and then another nine-hour drive back. And I literally went through the four seasons. Like it was it was sunny in Chicago, it was fucking raining when I got to I think it was like Indiana, like the tip of Indiana, transitioning, like Illinois transitioning to Indiana. And then there was a fucking snowstorm like close to Indianapolis. So I went through like On your way back. No, it was there, it was going there.

ANTHONY 1:17:29

Oh, was it there? Yeah.

NALEE 1:17:31

And so then I stopped in Fort Wayne, Indiana, and there was like a snowstorm there. And so then when I got there, like when I was in the hotel by myself, I'm just like, bitch, you just drove a whole nine ass hours by yourself, and right now you was alone in a hotel. Like, what the fuck are you doing here? But then like after no, bitch. But um, if you know, you know. But yeah, so then when I came back on the trip, Anthony was like, oh, like you better come home, like there's a winter snowstorm. So I rushed my ass back home, and there was not a fucking like drip of snow on the floor. Like it didn't even snow.

ANTHONY 1:18:10

It still was. It snowed that weekend.

NALEE 1:18:12

Yeah, but it wasn't a fucking snowstorm. They said it was gonna be 11 inch. Bitch, I barely saw anything. But regardless, like the drive there, like being by yourself and trying to entertain yourself. But then again, I guess I can't speak that on behalf of other people because y'all already know I could entertain myself. But like, I don't know, I just felt like one, I've never driven that far before. Two, like, I know it's gonna come a shock to Anthony, but I don't really like driving. But I I drive because I have to. I drive because I have to, but bullshit. No, I'm lazy.

ANTHONY 1:18:49

I hate driving, but when I have to- Well, I was I was saying bullshit to you drive because you have to.

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NALEE 1:18:55

Yeah, well, I I I drive because I have to, but no, and this is not the thing of like the the being shy argument's not that. Like I legit, like if I had the option to not drive, you guys already told I already told you guys this. I'd rather drive to the cities to my sister's house so that she could drive us further, right? So that proves my point that I don't really like driving, but I drive because I have to. But anyways, like I think like that whole trip made me feel like super empowered because I'm like one, like I never would have thought that I'd drive that far by myself. But again, it's like I was by myself, you know, and it I don't know. I just felt like it was very empowering for me. I think everybody should at least do that for themselves once in their life and just be like, hey, I'ma drive somewhere and then I'ma spend the day exploring this place and I'ma come back home. It was it was really fun. I had a lot of fun. But yeah. Anyways, what are your topics? And did you want to? What?

ANTHONY 1:20:00

Oh, did I I said I'm not ready to discuss my topics yet because I have things for your topics.

NALEE 1:20:05

Okay, but I was gonna say, yeah, I want to do you have any for the topics that I talk about, talked about.

ANTHONY 1:20:11

So your first one was a non-negotiable that you added to your routine.

NALEE 1:20:16

Yep.

ANTHONY 1:20:18

Well, this kind of actually like ties into what mine was, which was a daily habit that improves your mood more than expected.

NALEE 1:20:28

Okay.

ANTHONY 1:20:29

So something that I've started doing, and I think that I've mentioned it before, was when I wake up in the morning, I make my coffee, I let the dog out, and I s light a candle, and I just sit there for like 10 to 15 minutes and just like take in some me time before you know the work day officially starts. So that's like my non-negotiable. I do that every single morning.

NALEE 1:20:56

I love that.

ANTHONY 1:20:57

But as far as it improving my mood, unfortunately it does improve my mood, but it doesn't really last long because then unfortunately the the work circus starts, right? And it's like things are coming left and right. It's like it's like that meme where all the hot dogs are being thrown at the girl's face. But a great way to improve your mood, and I will put you on this, is starting by popping a gummy every day.

NALEE 1:22:03

Okay.

ANTHONY 1:22:03

I don't do this. I don't pop a gummy every day. But like, viewers, listeners, mood look up mood products. Like, I swear by those things.

NALEE 1:22:14

Yeah, he does.

ANTHONY 1:22:15

I fucking love those things.

NALEE 1:22:16

He'd fuck it like that Caesar salad.

ANTHONY 1:22:18

That's how No, I'd rather fuck that Caesar salad. I would pin that Caesar salad to that fucking wooden box and I would fuck the shit out of that salad.

NALEE 1:22:28

Let that shit go. Let it go.

ANTHONY 1:22:31

Oh, yeah. That I will not let go ever.

NALEE 1:22:35

That's uh, those are very good ones. I like those ones. Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:22:39

Thank you. And another one is now we're back on my topic, but I still want to circle back to yours.

NALEE 1:22:44

Let's go.

ANTHONY 1:22:45

A daily habit is going to bed early. Like, I used to be such a night owl, and I would stay up till fucking two in the morning, and then like. That was when I was younger, and I had no problem staying up late and then getting up early and working. But now it's like, baby girl, give me a bed at eight o'clock, and I am a happy fucking camper. I will lay there in bed from eight to nine, perusing the social media, watching my golden girls, which you never gave another chance, did you?

NALEE 1:23:20

No, I'm circling on Superstore right now.

ANTHONY 1:23:23

Shut up! That's what I've been watching.

NALEE 1:23:25

Oh, period.

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ANTHONY 1:23:27

Yeah, the last week I've been watching, rewatching Superstore on Peacock, I think it is.

NALEE 1:23:32

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:23:33

But anyway, going to bed early has made a huge difference. But I do feel older now because now it's like I get done with work and then I try to get all my shit done so that I can make dinner, relax a little bit, and then by like seven o'clock, I'm like last week I was probably asleep by 7, 7:30 every single night.

NALEE 1:23:53

I love that. I've been I've been really trying to sleep early too. Like normally I I would do what you do, right?

ANTHONY 1:24:05

Wow. So that's impressive for you. Yeah, that's a big big change.

NALEE 1:24:10

That's a big change for me.

ANTHONY 1:24:11

I'd get like messages on like Facebook or Instagram at like 4 30 in the morning. And then me being an early riser, I'd be up at like 6, 6.30. And uh obviously we wake up, we go directly to our phone, and I'm like, Nolly just sent me this message two and a half hours ago, and she's supposed to be at work in 45 minutes.

NALEE 1:24:34

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:24:34

And then I would turn the person next sitting next to me, I'd be like, She's calling in today.

NALEE 1:24:38

Stupid.

ANTHONY 1:24:39

And then we'd get a message and it'd be like Nolly's out today.

NALEE 1:24:44

Lying ass ho. There has there have been times, I will say there's been times, but This was years ago, though. This was years ago.

ANTHONY 1:24:53

You haven't done this in a long time.

NALEE 1:24:55

No, we grown now. We grown now.

ANTHONY 1:24:57

Yeah.

NALEE 1:24:58

But yeah, I remember those days. Yeah, I did used to do that. But there were also days where he would message me on like Fridays. Or like I'd message him on like a Friday night going into Saturday at like four. And then he'd message me like at six, and I'd still be messaging him back. He's like, bitch, d I bet you didn't really sleep yet.

ANTHONY 1:25:18

Did you yeah, you didn't even go to bed yet?

NALEE 1:25:20

Yeah, and I'm like, no, I just got back home. Oh, good.

ANTHONY 1:25:24

And where did you always just get back home from?

NALEE 1:25:26

At that time, it would be like when we'd go chill at Kalya's house or at Chili's house, and we would just chill.

ANTHONY 1:25:34

After st staying to the at the doododge until 2 30 in the morning.

NALEE 1:25:38

Well, the doodge is more of like our earlier, like the the earlier part of our friendship, I feel like. I think towards like the last maybe three or four years, because we had our own places and stuff like that, we would just hang out at each other's places.

ANTHONY 1:25:55

Oh, so you guys stopped going out to the bars?

NALEE 1:25:57

Yeah. I think I've just recently started going back because Miss Kiki is very entertaining. So we would go to like the bars and stuff, or we'd go to like bowling's and just kind of chill there.

ANTHONY 1:26:12

Did you ever play bowling?

NALEE 1:26:13

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:26:14

Okay. Yeah. You don't strike me as a bowler.

NALEE 1:26:16

That's because I suck.

ANTHONY 1:26:18

Well, we all know that.

NALEE 1:26:20

Wow. No, I suck at bowling. Like, even playing with my brothers and them because I thought they would suck because I instantly thought that, oh, like, they're younger than me, then they'll suck. But turns out I just suck at bowling.

ANTHONY 1:26:33

Do you put the rails up?

NALEE 1:26:34

No, bitch.

ANTHONY 1:26:35

Do you use the little like ramp?

NALEE 1:26:38

What's the ramp?

ANTHONY 1:26:39

They have that ramp that you can like put it up to the edge of the like lane and it kind of looks like a water slide.

NALEE 1:26:46

Oh.

ANTHONY 1:26:46

And you put your ball on it and then you just push it and it like Oh, I know what you're talking about.

NALEE 1:26:50

Uh no.

ANTHONY 1:26:51

I mean, it's for kids, but Wow.

NALEE 1:26:54

I should try it. I would use it. I was gonna say, I should try it. I would try it. No, I think my issue majority when it comes to bowling is because my nails are long and it's just hard to throw the ball.

ANTHONY 1:27:06

Yeah. And I'm gonna blame it on that.

NALEE 1:27:08

But I stuck.

ANTHONY 1:27:09

No, that makes a hundred percent.

NALEE 1:27:10

I suck at blowing blowing. I suck at bowling.

ANTHONY 1:27:15

So what do you think? Like God, so I bet Sir Cynthia Arrivo probably never goes bowling.

NALEE 1:27:22

Probably not. Because her nails are long.

ANTHONY 1:27:25

Her nails are longer than her fucking hand.

NALEE 1:27:27

Yeah. I think hers aren't as long as Cardi B's, though.

ANTHONY 1:27:30

Cardi B's are like No, Cynthia's are longer.

NALEE 1:27:33

No, Cardi B's are longer.

ANTHONY 1:27:35

No way.

NALEE 1:27:36

Cardi B's are like three inches, four inches long.

ANTHONY 1:27:39

Cynthia Arrivo's are like fucking chopsticks. They're like this long.

NALEE 1:27:43

I don't know. I don't judge them though.

ANTHONY 1:27:46

No, I'm not judging. Like if it works for you.

NALEE 1:27:48

Yeah, if you guys wear nails and you guys know the struggles of having nails, I commend ladies who have like long nails. Like, that's just crazy. I can never. This is the longest I could have my nails, if you guys can see. Low-key.

ANTHONY 1:28:02

My question is, is how do you wipe?

NALEE 1:28:05

Like Carnaby said, you like wipe the toilet paper like this. I'm legit teaching you, okay? I don't know how they wipe their butts because their nails are longer than mine, but I I I I use this hand to wipe. So I wrap the paper.

ANTHONY 1:28:19

We've had this conversation. Remember, we had the conversation if you were like a wrapper or a folder.

NALEE 1:28:24

Oh yeah. Well, I I do either or. So I either if I'm in a brush, I roll that shit. Because if the toilet paper sucks and it's thin, then I wrap it to make sure there's like umph and there's layer to it. But if I'm folding it.

ANTHONY 1:28:38

Is there a layer if you fold it?

NALEE 1:28:39

Yeah, but the paper could be thin. Because when you wipe, sometimes I could puncture the paper if you're folding it.

ANTHONY 1:28:47

So then you get the whole shocker.

NALEE 1:28:49

Not really shock, but you're like ew. I mean, I've never had that issue because I'm a clean wiper. But everybody's had that issue at one point in their life. Maybe like when I was younger, but now I'm a professional. So yeah. So like if I'm folding it, I would usually put the paper between my thumb and my pinky so that like this part right here, the toilet paper is like right here, right? And then when I tuck my thumb and my pinky in, it's to avoid getting any of my extra stuff on it. So then when you wipe, you use your middle finger as the director. Okay. And then if the middle finger isn't long enough, you use your middle finger and your ring finger as the director. Like that. That was we gonna cut that out because that was too much.

ANTHONY 1:29:51

No, that was But do you know what I mean?

NALEE 1:29:56

Like, does that was that a good explanation for you?

ANTHONY 1:29:59

It was, but I'm just trying to figure out how we got here. Because we were talking about it was just a simple question of how do you wipe with those nails. I it wasn't like it wasn't an invitation for a full tutorial on how you wipe your ass.

NALEE 1:30:16

I thought, you know what? I wipe fine. I wipe clean, I wipe fine, I don't have any issues. There you go. That, yeah.

ANTHONY 1:30:24

Praise Jesus. Amen.

NALEE 1:30:26

Amen. All right, back to what we were talking about.

ANTHONY 1:30:30

Back to what we were talking about.

NALEE 1:30:31

I can't believe I just gave you a whole lesson on how to wipe my ass.

ANTHONY 1:30:36

Yeah. Yes, yeah, you did. Yes, I did. We're gonna, I'm gonna take that segment, that clip, and I'm gonna start promoting that on our socials as like a twin tangents PSA tutorial on how to wipe your ass.

NALEE 1:30:50

Yeah, with nails.

ANTHONY 1:30:52

With nails.

NALEE 1:30:53

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:30:53

But I mean, theoretically, like I mean It works. Don't even it doesn't even need to be for anybody with nails. It can be for anybody.

NALEE 1:31:00

Yeah, it works.

ANTHONY 1:31:01

Yeah. So now that we spent 10 minutes talking about how to wipe your ass.

NALEE 1:31:07

What's your last topic?

ANTHONY 1:31:09

Well, I s I still need to go back and like address yours.

NALEE 1:31:12

Okay, go on. Go on.

ANTHONY 1:31:15

Something that I stopped doing that improved my peace. Nothing. I'm still working on that. It's still a work in progress. I have no peace inside.

NALEE 1:31:25

Aww.

ANTHONY 1:31:26

You know what? Use be positive.

NALEE 1:31:28

That's what it is. Positive affirmations.

ANTHONY 1:31:32

I don't, though. It's easy to say positive stuff. Oh shit, sorry. But then to actually like enforce the positivity in my life is completely different.

NALEE 1:31:41

Yeah, that's true. It's harder said than done for sure.

ANTHONY 1:31:44

Yeah. No, it's easier said than done.

NALEE 1:31:46

Oh, sorry. It's easier said than done. See, you understand me, boo. I speak knowledge. Yeah, you get me.

ANTHONY 1:31:52

A must-do solo activity that everyone should try. I do agree with a road trip. But another solo activity that people should try. Practice using your own juices as moisturizer.

NALEE 1:32:09

Ew.

ANTHONY 1:32:10

Bitch, I'm kidding.

NALEE 1:32:12

You try that and you let us know how it goes, okay?

ANTHONY 1:32:15

No, I think a solo activity that everyone should try is. And you I've mentioned this before, I've told you this. A lot of people know this, and I swear by it. But planning and cooking your meals at home.

NALEE 1:32:31

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:32:31

Versus like going to out, going out to eat, ordering, or even doing. I suppose this could count too, but I was gonna say, like, even like ordering like HelloFresh or like things like that, like avoid doing that just so you get the full experience of far as far as like finding your recipes, making your menu, and like planning things out, going to the grocery store yourself and picking out your own ingredients. Yeah. Or even like gardening and like growing your ingredients in the summer.

NALEE 1:32:58

Yeah, that's a real quick no for me, but you do you.

ANTHONY 1:33:01

Yeah, you're not a gardener.

NALEE 1:33:03

I'm not. I have a plant right there that looks so fucking sad. I I don't like.

ANTHONY 1:33:09

You should download the plant app so you can just take a picture of it and it'll tell you what to do to put it. Is it free?

NALEE 1:33:14

I feel like you would have to pay for that.

ANTHONY 1:33:16

Yeah, you have to pay for that.

NALEE 1:33:18

Yeah, no. I'm a cheaposaurus. I'm gonna pay for an app to keep this plant alive. I'm gonna keep watering it, and if it lives, it lives. If it's meant to be, it's meant to be.

ANTHONY 1:33:30

Plants are living things too, Noll.

NALEE 1:33:33

They are, but they're also adding living things to my house, like gnats.

ANTHONY 1:33:37

Well, that's because you need to like use like products on it.

NALEE 1:33:41

But I think it's chemicals and things. Well, it's uh it's a plant that I could use illusional. No, that would kill the gnuts.

ANTHONY 1:33:47

Well, that's what I'm saying. It would kill the bugs.

NALEE 1:33:50

But it's still chemicals. I guess. What could it be? What in this world isn't gonna be?

ANTHONY 1:33:57

Richard says to me, I asked Richard the other day, I was like, hey, would you want to do this for dinner? I don't even remember what it was. And he was like, it was something that I was really excited about and I was like, God, I would love to have this. And he's like, it's processed. I'm trying to avoid processed foods. And I'm like, okay, fair. That's fair. And then cut to us making dinner, and it's like we're making like a box of pasta role.

NALEE 1:34:23

I'm like, Why?

ANTHONY 1:34:24

Processed foods, bitch.

NALEE 1:34:26

Yeah. Guess you're not eating this either, huh? It's not clacking, bro. Dead.

ANTHONY 1:34:34

Okay, so my last topic for this segment was a simple boundary that saved your energy.

NALEE 1:34:39

Okay.

ANTHONY 1:34:39

I don't know if you've noticed this, but I've been trying to reduce my screen time specifically on the weekends and specifically with like texts and phone calls.

NALEE 1:34:49

Yeah, I've noticed that.

ANTHONY 1:34:51

Yeah.

NALEE 1:34:51

I would say like the past two weekends, you've been really quiet.

ANTHONY 1:34:55

For the past two weeks. Yeah. That those don't count. That was just it was crazy at work. Okay. But just like in general, like I feel like I'm like I'll respond to texts, but I'm not so quick to respond if it's something that's not like serving me or something that's like important.

NALEE 1:35:11

Okay. I see, bitch. You haven't been messaging me on time. I see. I see. All right, I see you.

ANTHONY 1:35:19

Yeah. I mean, that's just a small boundary that I'm trying to like.

NALEE 1:35:23

But yeah, no, I love that for you. I think that's what you need. I feel like that was like an issue in 2025 2025 where you said that you kind of just wish you could like unplug for a little bit, and I love that. I think I'm gonna sound like a hypocrite, but I think it's okay to accept that not everybody could answer you right away. Because they could be taking a uh recess like you. So is it recess?

ANTHONY 1:35:51

And they should be. A break, a hiatus. Yeah, but that I'm telling you, that one week that I'm on a cruise and I have no cell phone is like the best.

NALEE 1:36:01

When is that again?

ANTHONY 1:36:02

My next cruise is in is in Italy.

NALEE 1:36:04

It's coming up, but isn't it? Oh my god, I didn't yeah, you know what I mean.

ANTHONY 1:36:07

But I haven't been on a cruise. I haven't been on vacation since 2022.

NALEE 1:36:10

It's been that long, so I had a nasty. Wow.

ANTHONY 1:36:15

But yeah, that's it.

NALEE 1:36:16

You need a fucking vacation, boy.

ANTHONY 1:36:18

I know.

NALEE 1:36:19

Holy shit.

ANTHONY 1:36:20

Well, everybody needs a vacation at least once a year, but I'm just saying, like that's a long ass time. That's like the best time, and like not having a cell phone and nobody can reach me. And then it never fails at the minute that you get back and you turn on your cell phone and it's like ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

NALEE 1:36:39

It's gonna be me to you.

ANTHONY 1:36:42

And that's when I just open the text message to mark it as red, and then I exit out.

NALEE 1:36:47

Wow. But no. Yeah, y'all be sending. I love that for you. I'd be sending you the stupidest shit, so I don't I don't even care. It's fine.

ANTHONY 1:36:55

Not all the time.

NALEE 1:36:56

Yeah, that's true. But yeah, I love that. I think I think you're very deserving of a break. You deserve a vacation.

ANTHONY 1:37:04

Oh, it's not even about that. Like oh, no, I just no, like I appreciate it, but like that's not what I was going for. I was just going for the fact that like less screen time and like, you know, like we did that, we had that last episode where we talked about like digital declutter, and it really made me start thinking like I really need to start not being on my cell phone and not being so readily available for people.

NALEE 1:37:28

Yeah, that's very true. I think I've low-key been kind of practicing that too.

ANTHONY 1:37:34

Uh high key. You have been like absent.

NALEE 1:37:38

Yeah, I think it's just right now. I'm under construction. I think that's the best way to put I love that. It so I'm currently under construction, so if I don't respond to you, it's not personal. I know y'all all want a piece of me, but there's only so many of me that could go around. So be patient with me, but yeah. If you're in porn, you will know. If you're not, you won't know. Truth. Truth. Yeah, but okay, I love that for you.

ANTHONY 1:38:11

Thank you. Yeah. I love that for you. I'm glad that you've been practicing it as well.

NALEE 1:38:16

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:38:16

I'm trying to take a page out of your book because you have been silent and stepping back lately.

NALEE 1:38:22

Yeah, I think it's I think it's very important for you to just unplug.

ANTHONY 1:38:29

Yeah.

NALEE 1:38:30

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:38:30

Like I agree with that.

NALEE 1:38:32

With all the shit that's going on right now, I'm not gonna even get into what the fuck is going on right now, but I think it's important for you to just unplug, just kind of stay away from sh social media and everything and just chill, be a couch potato. I don't know, take a fucking nap.

ANTHONY 1:38:46

I don't know, cook something, do something cook, play a game, put together a puzzle. Yeah, go for a walk. I ain't fucking going outside in this bullshit that we got right now, though.

NALEE 1:38:56

Period.

ANTHONY 1:38:56

I love it. People at work are be like, this cold front's coming through. I'm like, girl, Friday, our low is negative 25 and our high is negative 14. Yeah. This ain't a competition, but if this was a competition, I'd be burying your eggs.

NALEE 1:39:16

No, it's been so fucking cold here too, though. It's just insane. Yeah. Um, it's funny because Chili the other day, she's like, hey, it's so cold, you should like be careful when you go out. I'm like, bitch, I work from home. I ain't even gonna breathe the cold air, but I could tell a lot of it.

ANTHONY 1:39:31

Which is shocking for you. Which is shocking for you.

NALEE 1:39:33

How is that shocking?

ANTHONY 1:39:34

Because you you are the type of person that's you're like, you've you've always got to be on the go, you've always gotta be doing something, you gotta be going somewhere. I gotta go to Woodman's, I gotta go to Walmart, I gotta go to Claire's, gotta go to the mall to get Kobe's.

NALEE 1:39:45

Okay, you know what?

ANTHONY 1:39:46

So for you to like stay- No, I'm not attacking you.

NALEE 1:39:48

I'm just no no no, yeah. I'm I'm telling I'm clarifying why I've been like that. It's because one, you baby girls, broke, because y'all ain't promoting us. Two, it's because of everything that's going on. I'd prefer to just be home. So that's just what it is. I got you.

ANTHONY 1:40:03

Yeah, I got you. I'm smelling what you're stepping in.

NALEE 1:40:06

Oh, you're catching the shit that I'm throwing at you. Got it.

ANTHONY 1:40:09

Yep. Caught it.

NALEE 1:40:10

Hey. We used to say that on the side.

ANTHONY 1:40:13

Might as well use that as a moisturizer.

NALEE 1:40:15

Yeah. Hey, it's called fertilizer for a reason. I'll fertilize your skin.

ANTHONY 1:40:20

Oh my god. Now I want to know if there's people out there that do that.

NALEE 1:40:23

They probably there probably is. There probably are. That's probably a fetish.

ANTHONY 1:40:27

Scat fetish, it is.

NALEE 1:40:29

Is it?

ANTHONY 1:40:29

It's yeah, it's called scat.

NALEE 1:40:31

Ew.

ANTHONY 1:40:32

I learned about this somewhere.

NALEE 1:40:35

Where are you learning this shit from? Type of girl. I can't. I can't.

ANTHONY 1:40:40

Type of girl. People talk.

NALEE 1:40:42

People talk or you watch? Or both.

ANTHONY 1:40:45

No, no. That's disgusting. I draw the line.

NALEE 1:40:50

Okay. Okay, okay. Okay. Anyways. Okay. Is there anything else you wanted to talk about?

ANTHONY 1:40:57

No, I think we're good to move on to our next next segment.

NALEE 1:41:00

Okay. Well, I did want to share my answers for your questions.

ANTHONY 1:41:04

Oh, yes.

NALEE 1:41:05

Yeah. So a hab a daily habit that improved your mood way more than expected. Okay, I learned this from Be Sister New, which is my sister-in-law, but she taught me, or she didn't teach me, but she brought like a point up to me. Okay, I don't even know why I'm explaining this, but it is when you wake up right in the morning, open all your curtains. Because it brightens the house. And I've been doing that like religiously, and it's made such a big difference. Like I do? Yeah. I do.

ANTHONY 1:41:37

Like your living room curtains too?

NALEE 1:41:38

Yeah, my living room curtains and my kitchen curtains and my bedroom kitchen. My bedroom curtains. The only ones I don't open is the one in my office because if I open it, like there's people there and they'll see me. So I don't want them to.

ANTHONY 1:41:51

Well, it's not like you're finger fucking yourself, putting on your pussy juices.

NALEE 1:41:54

You don't know that. And their window.

ANTHONY 1:41:57

It's not like you're knocking on your pussy palace's door.

NALEE 1:42:00

My Pookie Palace door? My PPP. But yeah, but their window looks right.

ANTHONY 1:42:08

Pussy Palace.

NALEE 1:42:09

Pookie Pussy Palace.

ANTHONY 1:42:11

Pookie Princess Palace.

NALEE 1:42:12

I don't know.

ANTHONY 1:42:13

I don't know.

NALEE 1:42:14

You know what I mean? But yeah, the window looks right into like my window. And like I'm facing out the window, so I don't open that one. But yeah, it's been it's made a big difference because I think it just brightens the house. It makes me feel like 100%. Everything's bright and like I'm ready to go and the day started. And it's like, okay, what next?

ANTHONY 1:42:35

So same.

NALEE 1:42:36

And I've also been practicing your making the bed right when you wake up.

ANTHONY 1:42:40

Oh, have you?

NALEE 1:42:40

Yes, I have. It makes a big difference. Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:42:43

It does. It's like your first task of the day is done.

NALEE 1:42:46

Yeah. And then a simple boundary that saved your energy. Let me see. I would say. I would I would have to agree with you. I've also tried to do less screen time. Yeah. But I mean I've been practicing that for quite a bit now. It's kind of a hard habit to go back to spending a lot of screen time though. Now that I've kind of had that, I feel like I'm just kind of like, eh, I'm gonna put my phone away. You know what I mean?

ANTHONY 1:43:16

That's good.

NALEE 1:43:17

Yeah. So Yeah. Yeah. That's it for me. Good.

ANTHONY 1:43:22

I'm glad. I'm happy for you. I love that.

NALEE 1:43:25

You know what's funny? I have not heard the word glad for a long time.

ANTHONY 1:43:29

Glad?

NALEE 1:43:30

Yeah, and it reminds me of the glad bags and the commercials. You know what I'm talking about? The glad bags. I do.

ANTHONY 1:43:37

That was just so random.

NALEE 1:43:41

Yeah. That's what it reminded me of, but yeah.

ANTHONY 1:43:45

Okay.

NALEE 1:43:45

Okay.

ANTHONY 1:43:46

Okay.

NALEE 1:43:47

Look at you. Okay. Okay. I say that a lot. I've realized that.

ANTHONY 1:43:52

Nothing wrong with that.

NALEE 1:43:53

Okay. The way it is. Yeah. But okay. You ready to move on?

ANTHONY 1:43:57

How does it sound like?

NALEE 1:43:58

How it sound like. Okay. All right.

ANTHONY 1:44:04

Yes. Yes. Our third and final segment. We're going to put you on culture, people, vibes.

NALEE 1:44:11

Period.

ANTHONY 1:44:12

Because we can't leave without talking about the vibes.

NALEE 1:44:15

Yes. This is for the people who are always like, put me put me on. Y'all, it's been a long episode.

ANTHONY 1:44:24

Are we sure you didn't take a gummy?

NALEE 1:44:26

No. But I'm going to reset that again just for the people who didn't hear me in the back, who f who weren't I fucked up, but yeah.

ANTHONY 1:44:33

Say louder full of people in the bus.

NALEE 1:44:34

Exactly. This is for the people who are always like, hey, put me on something new.

ANTHONY 1:44:40

Music, content, experiences.

NALEE 1:44:43

We're not gatekeeping yet, baby. We are sharing the love.

ANTHONY 1:44:48

Yes, ma'am. What do you want to put these listeners on to?

NALEE 1:44:52

Okay, well, we've already talked about this, but a comfort rewatch that still hits, like when I first started, is superstore, you guys. You guys are sleeping on superstore if you have not watched it. Like the show, yes, it looks very low budget. I'ma I'm a I'm gonna admit that. It looks very low budget. Yeah, like when I first watched it, I'm like, this show looks super low budget.

ANTHONY 1:45:15

But they literally produced an entire grocery store.

NALEE 1:45:19

I know, but I I get that. I get that, but that's the thing about it is that it's it's in a s it's in a store. Like the whole show is legit in the whole store. You know what I mean? So I was like, oh well, what can you do with that? Like, there's not much you can do with that, but you guys, it's proven me wrong like for years and years now. Like I've been watching it like for literally years. And every time I watch it, literally, literally years, literally. But yeah, I've been watching it for years, and it is hilarious. Like, it's hilarious. I love that show. I got Anthony into it.

ANTHONY 1:45:56

Yeah.

NALEE 1:45:57

Uh he's hooked.

ANTHONY 1:45:58

I love Superstore.

NALEE 1:45:59

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:45:59

But I'll take Shits Creek over Superstore any day.

NALEE 1:46:01

I think Superstore is my shit's creek. You know what I mean?

ANTHONY 1:46:06

Yeah.

NALEE 1:46:06

Yeah. But I do like Shits Creek too.

ANTHONY 1:46:09

I think Friends is your Shits Creek.

NALEE 1:46:11

You think so?

ANTHONY 1:46:11

Yeah, because that's the show that you can really watch.

NALEE 1:46:14

Oh yeah.

ANTHONY 1:46:15

All day, every day. You could binge the hell out of that.

NALEE 1:46:18

Yeah. I mean, I have a lot of shows like that though. You know, you know, like I circ I have like like there's certain time of year that I watch specific shows and like franchises and stuff like that, just for comfort. But yes.

ANTHONY 1:46:33

They're like seasonal?

NALEE 1:46:34

Yeah, seasonal.

ANTHONY 1:46:35

Yeah.

NALEE 1:46:35

But yeah, superstore, you guys watch it. It is such a good show. The cast is really funny. Everybody in it is really funny.

ANTHONY 1:46:45

And then I would agree with that.

NALEE 1:46:47

I did have two other topics too for this segment. A vibe or aesthetic that I'm currently in, and I'm totally making this up. I don't even know if it's a thing, but I'm gonna claim that I'm making this up is is my soft, loud girl era. So it's like feminine energy channeling your inner feminine energy, but you're being loud about it. Like you don't give a fuck. Nobody judges you, you don't care.

ANTHONY 1:47:14

You're not the same as like baddie energy?

NALEE 1:47:17

I don't think bad bitch because I don't think so. Bad bitch energy is like, sorry guys, I'm like, I have really bad allergies again. So I don't know what baddie energy is. I don't know. I don't know what that means. But I made up this because soft. I was gonna say soft girl era, but I don't think I'll ever be a soft girl. And then I'm always gonna be loud. So I just said soft, loud girl era. Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:47:41

Soft, loud girl era. I love it. I love it for you.

NALEE 1:47:44

Period. Thank you. Okay. And then a place or experience that surprised me is going to an amusement park by yourself. That shit is but like it's have you done that? I have, yeah. When I went to New York, I went to Coney Island all by myself. It was so fun. I don't know. Did I tell you that? No. Yeah, I went to Coney Island all by myself. I got off at the wrong stop. I had to walk like maybe two and a half miles to back to Coney Island. But it was it was really cool. Maybe girl, I don't walk. No, it was really cool. I I have a I have a pretty like I don't know if it's I don't know if it's sad, I don't know if it's funny, but when I was going on the because for me, like the Ferris wheel is a must on every amusement park that I go to. That's like either the first thing that I go on or the last thing, but I have to at least go on one Ferris wheel. So when I got there, I kind of went around, kind of like felt out the area. It was really, really humid and hot, and it was partially raining. But then when I got because when I was walking, there was like raining, but then when I got there, it like the rain went away. And so then I was like, oh, I'll go on the Ferris wheel. And so then I got onto the Ferris wheel and again, I'm a thick girl, okay? And on this Ferris wheel, it's for four people. There's two in the front and two in the back. And obviously I was there by myself. So then I thought that, oh, like maybe I should sit in the front because it's just me. So then as I step into the Ferris wheel, I noticed that it tilted.

ANTHONY 1:49:22

So wouldn't it have tilted if you slept in the back?

NALEE 1:49:25

It would have, but I don't, I don't know. I I don't know because I didn't do that. So I don't know if it would have even it out, but clearly it didn't. So the whole time I was on this Ferris wheel, I was sitting tilted the whole time. And I was like, I called my sisters on like one of my sisters in Mila. I called her and I was like, hey, like I'm on the Ferris wheel. I just wanted to show you the view of Coney Island. And as I was going up, I'm just like kind of leaning over. And I was like legit scared for my life the whole time. I was like, I'm like literally tilting over because either one, either I'm too much of a fat ass where I'm like, this thing is gonna like tilt over and make me fall out because there's no seatbelts, there's nothing that holds you down, you're just kind of sitting there, and then you're obviously in a cage, like a ride, but it's like you know, it's like there's bars on both sides, but at the same time, like the bars in front of you are kind of big too, but it's not big enough for you to fall out. But then again, I was like tilted the whole ride through, and so I was like freaking out, but then I was also laughing because I was like, I'm such a fat ass, because I'm like tilted over, and I'm like, I'm sure people were judging me because as we went the first phone came and then we went back up. People were looking at me. Well, I felt like people were looking at me because I'm pretty sure the fucking cart was like hella fucking tilted. But regardless, I think that story aside, I think you guys should go to an amusement park by yourself and eat all the fear food that you never got when you were a child. Like eat the hot car.

ANTHONY 1:51:01

Okay, I support that part.

NALEE 1:51:02

Yeah, eat the fucking what is it, corn dog.

ANTHONY 1:51:05

So much that you get sick and cue.

NALEE 1:51:08

Exactly. Yeah. So I actually went there because I wanted to try. There was a like Coney Dog? I think I don't know what it was. I think it may have been a Coney Dog, but there was like a very famous like hot dog place in Coney Island that was like on TikTok or whatever. And so I went there and I tried it. It was really, it was pretty good. And then I also had like funnel cakes and stuff like that, but it was really, really fun. I think for me, like I was kind of scared, but I also like wanted to have that experience, and it was it was really fun. Like, I'm like, I would totally do this again. If anything, I would I would honestly prefer going by myself. But you know, it was really fun.

ANTHONY 1:51:53

I feel like I feel like something like Coney Island would be different to go to by yourself versus going to like Disney World by yourself.

NALEE 1:52:05

What do you mean?

ANTHONY 1:52:06

Like Coney Island is much more like it's much more than just an amusement park versus solely going to an actual amusement park by yourself. Like because there's more to see and more to do versus like if you go to Valley Fair by yourself.

NALEE 1:52:24

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:52:24

You know what I mean? Like it's just a different vibe.

NALEE 1:52:27

I guess, I guess. Because it's literally just rides and stuff like that. I guess.

ANTHONY 1:52:30

Right. And the reason that I'm saying that is because like I would go to Coney Island by myself, like that would be fun, but I wouldn't go to like Valley Fair by myself.

NALEE 1:52:37

I guess. I don't know, go to a pier. There you go. Go to a pier by yourself or something. Just go to a place where there's a lot of people and you're by yourself and you just experience and make yourself uncomfortable.

ANTHONY 1:52:49

Yeah.

NALEE 1:52:50

I was very uncomfortable. I was very uncomfortable because I'm like, what it? Like, there's so many people here, but I think once I was kind of like used to like being by myself for a little bit, I'm like, this is actually kind of fun. I'm gonna go be a fat ass and get whatever the fuck I want. Yeah, nobody's gonna judge me.

ANTHONY 1:53:08

But and the beautiful thing about that is like you're in New York, so it's not like you will literally never see any of those people again. They will never see you.

NALEE 1:53:17

And that too. But yeah, it was really funny.

ANTHONY 1:53:20

And I have to admit that like when you were telling your Ferris wheel story, yeah, I was like starting to have palpitations. I was getting anxiety for you.

NALEE 1:53:30

No, it was really scary. It was really scary.

ANTHONY 1:53:34

I will do a Ferris wheel if I know that it won't stop. But like if it stops and I'm up here, mm-mm. My head takes over. I think it stopped like final destination.

NALEE 1:53:46

It stopped right when I got over the hump. So it stopped right there. Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:53:51

No.

NALEE 1:53:51

But I got some pretty good excuse me. I got some pretty good uh videos. Oh my god, videos and v photos of me on like the ride and the view and everything. It was really fun. But again, I love Yeah, I'll have to show you. I love rides. I love height. I love that. So to me, I enjoyed it.

ANTHONY 1:54:09

So So would you ever go to and you've probably done this and I just don't know about it. But like, would you ever go to Chicago and do that thing where you like walk up to the glass and then it like down?

NALEE 1:54:20

Yeah, I've done that before.

ANTHONY 1:54:21

Fuck that when when me I would rather use shit as moisturizer. I will never do that.

NALEE 1:54:28

Oh my god. It's not that bad. It's not that bad.

ANTHONY 1:54:31

It's not that you say that until that one time that I go to do it, my very first time, I get over it and I'm like, you know what, Anthony, you can do this. It's gonna be fine. And then I do it, and then it goes and I'm fucking splattered across Chicago.

NALEE 1:54:45

No, you're fine. Yeah, we went, I think when I took a girls' trip with Bohr, Anzi, and Stephanie. We did go up to, I think it's called the Willis Tower. I could be wrong, but it goes all the way to the top, and then the window tilts, and you kind of have to hold on to yourself, but then it like leans forward and then you see like straight down. I don't know. I love heights, so that didn't really scare me. My next thing that I want to do is to go bungee jumping or skydiving. Fuck that.

ANTHONY 1:55:12

You're on your own. If you guys know any good, stand on the ground and I'll wave at you.

NALEE 1:55:15

Yeah, yeah. If you guys know any good places that does that, that is holdable for like a thick girl like me, let me know. I would love to do that.

ANTHONY 1:55:24

Listeners, here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna start a GoFundMe and we're gonna collect money and we're gonna put the money where this bitch's mouth is. We're gonna get enough money to send you skydiving.

NALEE 1:55:36

Bet. I would totally do it.

ANTHONY 1:55:39

I'm gonna do it.

NALEE 1:55:40

I would totally do it.

ANTHONY 1:55:41

I would that is literally I'm literally like regurgitating right now just thinking about it.

NALEE 1:55:46

I love that's one of the things on my bucket list is to go skydiving and to go bungee jumping. Well, I've done bungee jumping, like the mini one, but I would love to go skydiving or the ones where maybe it is bungee jumping, where they jump off a cliff into like the water area. Is that bungee jumping? I think it is.

ANTHONY 1:56:03

Yeah, and you're on a bungee and you bounce back up, right? Bungee back up. Yeah.

NALEE 1:56:07

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:56:08

No, fuck that. No, thank you. That it's a no for me.

NALEE 1:56:12

That seems so fucking fun.

ANTHONY 1:56:14

No, you wanna, you know what? It's not even a no for me. It's a hell no for me. No, thank you.

NALEE 1:56:21

All right. What were your what were your topics?

ANTHONY 1:56:26

Well, before we get move on to mine, I just want to go through yours.

NALEE 1:56:29

Yes, yes, yes, sorry. I keep forgetting that. That's my thing.

ANTHONY 1:56:32

No, you're fine. I don't know that I really have a vibe or aesthetic that I'm currently in right now, but I will say that I am in like my like my comfort era.

NALEE 1:56:45

Okay. Like, I love that.

ANTHONY 1:56:47

And this is probably because I work from home and I like don't ever leave the house.

NALEE 1:56:51

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:56:52

But like my go-to, baby girl, sweats. I'm still in my pajamas. Yeah. I am living my best life. So comfortable.

NALEE 1:57:03

I love that.

ANTHONY 1:57:04

A place or experience that surprised me, I think cruising, because I remember my very first cruise. I like literally just I chose a short one. I didn't know how I was gonna feel about it. And like, I like that would be my only way to travel and to like vacation from now on if I had my way.

NALEE 1:57:24

Okay.

ANTHONY 1:57:25

Love it. Love cruising. And a comfort rewatch. Well, I said Schutz Creek. Schutz Creek will always be my go-to. It never gets older.

NALEE 1:57:35

Alexis. Yes. La la la la la la la. Yes. I love Schitz Creek too.

ANTHONY 1:57:42

It it always hits every single time. You know what's coming.

NALEE 1:57:46

Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:57:47

You still cry. You still laugh.

NALEE 1:57:49

Like when do you cry?

ANTHONY 1:57:53

The episode when Ted and Alexis were broken up and she was after she graduated and she got her marketing degree and she did that like musical chairs like singles thing in the world.

NALEE 1:58:04

Oh, and he came in sad every single time. Yes, okay. For me. When Patrick sings that will always be at the wedding?

ANTHONY 1:58:15

No, no. In the in Rose Apophead.

NALEE 1:58:19

Oh, mine will always be at the wedding. You're simply the Mine will always be at the wedding when he was saying Maria Mariah Carey.

ANTHONY 1:58:25

Oh.

NALEE 1:58:26

Oh. Just think about it makes me want to cry. See? It's exactly.

ANTHONY 1:58:29

I'm like, I feel the emotion.

NALEE 1:58:31

Okay, you're right. Actually, you're right. I was only saying that because I don't think I've ever cried, but the part where Patrick sings to David. Those are the only two parts. Ugh. So cute.

ANTHONY 1:58:40

Or the the episode where Stevie, they're doing cabaret and she's singing.

NALEE 1:58:45

Oh yeah. And she's like really in, like, and she's really into it, and then she like everybody's like so proud of her. Yeah.

ANTHONY 1:58:53

I was so proud of her.

NALEE 1:58:54

Yeah. Damn. You're right. Actually, you're right. You're right. I mean, I do love Shits Creek, but now that I think of it, yeah, those were some pretty good parts.

ANTHONY 1:59:04

You forget some of these things and you haven't like watched it in a while.

NALEE 1:59:07

Yeah, for sure.

ANTHONY 1:59:08

Yeah.

NALEE 1:59:08

Ugh, such a good show.

ANTHONY 1:59:10

So for me, one of the things that I wanted to bring up was a podcast, a show or a YouTube channel that I've binged.

NALEE 1:59:17

Okay.

ANTHONY 1:59:18

I've mentioned it before, and I will swear by these two girls, the I've had it podcast. I fucking love it because it is so relatable, so relatable. And it's literally me on the daily, like just questioning. To our listeners and to you, Nollie.

NALEE 1:59:35

I've tried. I've tried.

ANTHONY 1:59:36

No, I've tried. No, not even the podcast. Not even the podcast. Just like, don't you just ever have those days where it's you literally cannot help but wonder? Like, you'll look at somebody and you'll be like, How are you still functioning? Like, how are you still alive? Oh, I've had that many times the past Like how have you not drank one too many cups of bleach? Or like stuck a fork in a light socket? Like, I just like you ever just encounter those people where you're just like, I don't understand how you are still here.

NALEE 2:00:10

Yeah, I have.

ANTHONY 2:00:12

Like that sounds horrible, but like It's true.

NALEE 2:00:15

It's so true. It's so true.

ANTHONY 2:00:19

I It's sad, yeah, is what it is.

NALEE 2:00:21

And that too.

ANTHONY 2:00:22

And so these two girls, they call all of that shit out, and they like they call it spade a spade, and they don't play games. And I think that's why I love it so much.

NALEE 2:00:31

Cause it's like I mean, I can definitely see why you like it because some of the shit that they like, I I remember from the first episode, some of the stuff they talk about is just kind of like I could totally relate. Like, yes, yes, you know. But yeah, yeah.

ANTHONY 2:00:47

So that's mine. That's a hill I'll die on. Okay. I'll s I swear by those two.

NALEE 2:00:52

Okay.

ANTHONY 2:00:53

And then my last one, a trend that I don't that I actually don't hate.

NALEE 2:00:57

Okay.

ANTHONY 2:00:58

Bloggers, vloggers, podcasters.

NALEE 2:01:01

Okay.

ANTHONY 2:01:02

Like, I can get behind them because I'm giving, like we said, like I've said, podcasts are like assholes. Everybody has one. They're like opinions, opinions are like assholes, everybody has one. And I give props to people who are out there, like voicing their beliefs. Like, good for you if that's what you want to do and that's what's working for you. And I will admit, and I'm not saying this about our podcast, but there have been podcasts that I've listened to, and I'm sure people listen to our podcast and feel this exact same way. But there are there have been times where it's like, baby girl, what are you doing?

NALEE 2:01:44

Yeah.

ANTHONY 2:01:46

But putting a positive spin on it, at the end of the day, they're doing what makes them happy, and I am living for it.

NALEE 2:01:52

Yeah.

ANTHONY 2:01:53

So good for them.

NALEE 2:01:55

I I I agree with you. I'm gonna speak just from my own experience. Y'all's gonna hate me for this.

ANTHONY 2:02:03

But There we go. Here we go. Ready for it.

NALEE 2:02:07

No, it's not a bad thing. You're gonna relate to this too so hard. As much as me and Anthony talk about us being like not shy or shy or whatever, like after being after being a podcast host and doing all the stuff behind the scenes, it's actually a lot of work. Like it seems easy, but it's a lot of work. Even just the two of us, I feel like it's a lot of work. But if it's like a person who does their standalone podcast or vlog or blog or bloggers, it's a lot of work. Like you have to be, especially to stay consistent, especially to like put out content and stuff like that. It's a lot of work. And it's definitely humbled me as like a podcast host or podcaster that like. It's a lot of work. And whoever, whoever does it, like, good for you, you know?

ANTHONY 2:03:05

Yeah. I will say it is a lot more work than I thought it was going to be.

NALEE 2:03:08

Yeah.

ANTHONY 2:03:09

Not that I didn't think there would be a lot of things. I mean, you do a lot of our work.

NALEE 2:03:13

I'm not, I'm, I give you the I give credit where it's due. Anthony does a lot for the both of us.

ANTHONY 2:03:19

This, this bitch, last minute's like, oh, we we need to change this. We need to do this. And I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? I'm like, I'm gonna start charging you a fee. I'm gonna start sending you an Apple Pay request. Be like, anytime you want me to change this.

NALEE 2:03:31

I'm good at being a dictator, but I'm not when it comes to it.

ANTHONY 2:03:34

Something to be proud of.

NALEE 2:03:35

Yeah. No. I I'm not. I'm not proud of it. Because let's just say, if Anthony was to go on vacation, my bitch ass will struggle editing an episode, and you will know that this is an episode that I produced. If it was me who did it compared to Anthony.

ANTHONY 2:03:53

Oh my God. Can we please do that? Let's just do it for like one month. I want you to do all of it.

NALEE 2:04:00

I don't I wouldn't mind, but I'm gonna tell you right now, it's gonna come out late. It's gonna come out two weeks late, okay? Happy funny.

ANTHONY 2:04:08

Challenge accepted.

NALEE 2:04:10

But no, like it goes, there's a lot of work that goes into just like the social media part of it, editing it, finding like things to fine-tune it, finding topics to talk about, or not just that, but the courage to I'm uh I'm gonna toot our own horns here, but the courage to speak your mind and not really care about what other people say. I think that's in my opinion, I think that's pretty brave. And I think people who put themselves out there and who like for me, you guys probably can't tell, but I have stage fright. Shit. I'm not showing that right now.

ANTHONY 2:04:46

She's shy again, y'all.

NALEE 2:04:48

Yeah, but I'm just saying, I think it takes a lot of courage. It does take a lot of work, and I commend any vlogger, blogger, podcaster, influencer, all of the above, who's putting themselves out there in front of the fucking world.

ANTHONY 2:05:03

So same, except I won't give credit or any kudos to those people that you can tell where that they just didn't even try. Cause like you like, I don't know if you've ever seen this, but I've seen it, like going on TikTok, and these pe like all come across somebody who like wants to be an influencer, and it's like you're not even trying like anything. Like the audio is bad, the camera angle's bad, the lighting's bad, you like the wind's blowing, you didn't even like take the time to get like a little like one of those like wind fluffer things for your mic.

NALEE 2:05:38

Yeah. I don't know.

ANTHONY 2:05:40

I will judge that.

NALEE 2:05:41

I feel like that, I feel like that is a that's a great point, but I am gonna be a little bit biased. I feel like when you when you put less effort into it, I don't know. I'm just saying this because obviously, you know, I've been doing my tarot videos and I prepare for it, but even then I'm again I'm just starting, but I feel like I haven't gotten that many views and stuff. And that's not what I'm going for. I'm going for teaching people how to read it because obviously I'm learning about it too. But when I put too much effort in it, I feel like it's not authentic too. You know what I mean?

ANTHONY 2:06:15

Yeah, no, that's fine.

NALEE 2:06:16

But I'm talking about like you said that you prepare for it, but it's still not But it's not like I it's not like I've been planning for five days.

ANTHONY 2:06:26

It's kind of like you know that's that's what I'm saying. And I'm talking about the people that like you'll come across the TikTok and they literally were just like, open up TikTok, hey guys, I want you guys to watch me do this dance. And then like there's a difference between planning ahead and literally just picking up your phone and being like, I'm gonna make a TikTok.

NALEE 2:06:49

I mean, I that's what I kind of do. Like it tak like I think about it for like a plan ahead though. Yeah, for like five minutes, I guess. I don't know.

ANTHONY 2:06:58

Well, you're not helping me though.

NALEE 2:07:00

Well that's what I'm saying is that like it's kind of I'm kind of in the in-between. We're like, I l Cause we do we do a lot of planning for what we talk about, but we don't write everything down word for word. We just kind of like, oh, we're gonna touch this, we're gonna touch this. But like when I do my other videos, I'm kind of like, okay, what am I gonna say? And then I think about it for like two minutes and I'm like, okay, this sounds good. And then I say that. You know what I mean? So it's not like something we planned. I don't know. I guess there's a little bit of planning. But I my thing is I don't even know what I'm trying to say, but like sometimes those videos where they just wake up and just do it, they get like millions of views compared to one where I'm actually prepping my shit. You know what I mean? And maybe that's I don't get that.

ANTHONY 2:07:45

I don't understand how that works.

NALEE 2:07:46

But I don't know. But yeah, I don't know.

ANTHONY 2:07:49

Because there's like there's I'm not gonna call anybody out, but there's like this one TikToker that I don't follow, but her videos have popped up in my for you page like frequently. And I watch them and I'm like, how do you have as many millions of followers as you have? And I'm just mind-blown.

NALEE 2:08:14

What does she do? Oh, she No, it's nothing bad.

ANTHONY 2:08:20

I just I f I feel like it's very n like niche.

NALEE 2:08:24

Okay.

ANTHONY 2:08:25

So she dresses up and like basically like karaoke's songs.

NALEE 2:08:32

Okay. Sorry.

ANTHONY 2:08:35

In her like in her backyard or in her living room or do I know who this person is? I've sent you her videos.

NALEE 2:08:43

Is it the recent most recent ones that you sent me?

ANTHONY 2:08:47

No, I haven't. I don't think I've sent one in a while. I can send you one after this episode if you're gonna.

NALEE 2:08:51

Okay, yeah, I'd wanna see. I mean, I kinda wish that that's how I was. Like, I kinda wish I could just like be laying in bed and like taking a video and be like, whatever. I kinda want to do that, but at the same time, I feel like I can't do that because I want some kind of Go ahead. I was gonna say I want some kind of like rhyme or rhythm to it. I don't just want a some random ass video. Cause for me, I want to do it where like I'm cut I I want to teach people stuff. I wanna like, I don't know. I don't I don't know. I don't know. No, that makes sense. But yeah.

ANTHONY 2:09:25

That makes sense.

NALEE 2:09:26

Yeah.

ANTHONY 2:09:27

Yeah, I don't know. I mean, you know, I was just a weird, I don't know.

NALEE 2:09:32

Social media is fucking weird.

ANTHONY 2:09:34

Horrible.

NALEE 2:09:34

Yeah.

ANTHONY 2:09:35

Yeah, it is.

NALEE 2:09:35

Like people who don't know what's going on. I was thinking about this with like oh go ahead.

ANTHONY 2:09:39

Oh, well, I was just gonna say, I I was thinking about this with like our podcast. Like, I wouldn't be opposed to like if our podcast were to ever like go viral and become like some big hit where like is being talked about. But like at the same time, I don't want to be, I have no desire to be like I was talking about like Jen Welch and the girls from I've had it. Like I don't want to be anything like them. Like if the podcast wants to be big, like that's fine, but I have no desire to be, you know, considered or sought out as like some form of influencer or I have no desire for that.

NALEE 2:10:16

Yeah. I don't know. I'm kind of I'm kinda like that too. Like if we blow up, we do. If we don't, I'm cool with just doing this on the daily, you know what I mean?

ANTHONY 2:10:25

Yeah.

NALEE 2:10:25

Because it's like I enjoy doing it. It's not I'm trying to it'd be nice to get paid to do stuff, obviously, that we like, but if we don't, I don't it's not my main purpose of the podcast. My main purpose is to talk shit. You know?

ANTHONY 2:10:41

So Yeah, pretty much.

NALEE 2:10:42

Yeah. But I'm glad we're on the same page. Yes.

ANTHONY 2:10:47

Yes, we are.

NALEE 2:10:49

Yeah, but as far as my answers to your topics, a podcast, show, or YouTube channel that I've binged. I think I've talked about him before, but if you guys are into true crime, and I will always promote his show because he has he has such good stories. Is Mr. Bollin's podcast, Strange, Dark, and Mysterious. He talks about strange, dark, and mysterious stuff. Like he talks about murder, I don't know, ghosts, stories, creepypasta stuff. It's such a good listen. If you guys are into like stuff like that, definitely check him out. This isn't a podcast, YouTube, or anything, but I'm gonna put you guys on anyways. But if you guys are into because Anthony and I have talked about this, like if you guys are into like doing tattoos and stuff and you live in the cities, hit my sister up. She is a tattoo artist. Her name is Polly's Exquisite Inc. LLC, and she does tattoos. She has her own studio now, so definitely hit her up.

ANTHONY 2:11:50

I saw that.

NALEE 2:11:51

She does amazing work.

ANTHONY 2:11:52

She She's really good.

NALEE 2:11:54

Yeah, she's done like majority of my tattoos.

ANTHONY 2:11:57

And speaking of Polly, can I please just ask you to communicate with your sister a little bit more so that you're not sending me a text being like, hey, do you want to come over tonight to get a tattoo? Can we plan something? Can you be like, hey, Polly's gonna be in town on February 7th? Would you like to come over and get a tattoo? And give me a little time to like plan things.

NALEE 2:12:23

Yeah, I I will communicate that with her. But yes, she she does have her own studio, but she is willing to travel if it's in the local area to do tattoos as well. She is planning on doing a tattoo for Anthony and I. We're planning on getting a matching tattoo. And then I also am planning on getting like a big back tattoo tactoo tattoo. So she's gonna be doing that for me. I am. I know I'm really excited about it. But yeah, if you guys needed a tattoo, you guys want matching friend tattoos, hit my sister up. Again, it's Polly's Exquisite Inc. LLC. She's on Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, all the social medias and stuff. But yeah, she does an amazing, she does amazing work.

ANTHONY 2:13:08

So we'll we'll make sure to throw up a post on socials with her.

NALEE 2:13:14

And when we get our tattoos done, we'll definitely share it too. And then a trend that you actually don't hate. I don't know. I don't know that one. I don't have one for that one, I'm gonna be honest. Because it's either I really hate everything or I really don't hate anything. You know what I mean? I don't have any gray areas over here. It's black and white. That's good. Yeah, so it's either I really like it or I don't like it at all. Actually, I lied. A trend that I actually don't hate. Anything Harry Potter themed, I don't know if that mat if that's but actually I like Harry Potter, so I guess that is.

ANTHONY 2:13:53

I think what they're going for is like if you're scrolling on social media, let's just use TikTok for the example of this for this example. If you're scrolling and you see something that you're like, I don't like this trend. It's annoying, but I secretly do like it every time one pops up. And I'll watch it.

NALEE 2:14:09

Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I got it. It's the ones, the videos where they cut the soap and they crush it.

ANTHONY 2:14:17

Oh.

NALEE 2:14:18

Yeah. Like I hate it, but it's like I can't.

ANTHONY 2:14:21

It's satisfying.

NALEE 2:14:22

Yeah, I can't like it. It's like watching Dr.

ANTHONY 2:14:24

Pimple Popper.

NALEE 2:14:25

Yes. Yes, yes, yes. So it's those ones, or the ones where like they say, guess what color it is, and it's like in a like it's wrapped in tinfoil, and then when they pop it, it's like a specific color.

ANTHONY 2:14:37

I fucking love those. Yeah, so that's a good one. Okay, yeah. That's a good one.

NALEE 2:14:40

So I guess I do have some. Yeah.

ANTHONY 2:14:41

Or the ones where it's like like a putty.

NALEE 2:14:44

Yeah.

ANTHONY 2:14:44

It's a color, and then they have a different color over it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

NALEE 2:14:49

Those are satisfying.

ANTHONY 2:14:50

Those are satisfying.

NALEE 2:14:51

Yeah. But I also make it.

ANTHONY 2:14:55

I want to hate them.

NALEE 2:14:56

Yeah, I mean, I want to hate them, but I can't. I can't. Yeah.

ANTHONY 2:15:00

Yeah. There's something satisfying with my like anxiety.

NALEE 2:15:03

Okay, I have one last one.

ANTHONY 2:15:04

Okay.

NALEE 2:15:05

Now that we are on that topic. The videos of like it's kind of like those mukbungs, but it's like up close just on their mouth, and they're like eating stuff. Like I kind of hate that, but I'm kind of like, I can't stop watching it. You know what I mean?

ANTHONY 2:15:23

No, for me.

NALEE 2:15:24

Like there's one where there's one where a lady, I think she like wears different color like lipstick, and then she designed she puts like stickers and stuff on her lips. Like I hate it, but again, I can't stop watching. And then she eats like stuff that pops in her mouth, or like she chews it and You mean like gushers? Kind of like that, but then there's th like gushers would be one of them, or like there's things that she would eat that would pop and it would like drip all over her mouth. It sounds gross and it sounds a little bit sounds really gross. Yeah, it sounds a little bit extra, but I don't know, I can't stop watching it. It's like I hate your lips, but I kind of send me one of them. Yeah, I will have to.

ANTHONY 2:16:04

Yeah.

NALEE 2:16:05

But yeah, that's it for me.

ANTHONY 2:16:06

That's it for you.

NALEE 2:16:07

That's it for me.

ANTHONY 2:16:09

I think that wraps up this episode.

NALEE 2:16:11

I think so too. So if you found anything new you want to eat, you want to try, you want to watch, or to do, or if you want to be fed something, yeah.

ANTHONY 2:16:23

Yeah. You're welcome.

NALEE 2:16:25

Yes. And if you didn't agree with all our picks.

ANTHONY 2:16:29

That's fine. Just know that you're wrong, at least about one of them.

NALEE 2:16:34

This was This was Twin Tangents.

ANTHONY 2:16:38

Go try something new this week.

NALEE 2:16:40

And we'll catch you and we'll catch you next time. Bye.