Everybody Lurks's Podcast
Welcome to Everybody Lurks — the comedy podcast where nothing stays private for long. Actor Jaleel White and comedian Joseph Vecsey dive headfirst into the chaos of our tech-obsessed world, where every DM, text, voice memo, google search, and out-loud thoughts can and will be used against you.
From stalking your ex to viral screenshots, caught-on-Zoom (pants down) to digital deception—if it lives online, they’ve got something to say! With half-serious takes and a healthy dose of personal baggage, Jaleel and Joseph and their on-screen producer Chloe unpack how social media is ruining communication, one notification at a time.
Welcome to Everybody Lurks — because privacy is dead and we’re here to read the receipts.
Hosted by: @Jaleelwhite & @Josephvecsey1
Produced by: @chlomonsta
Everybody Lurks's Podcast
Celebrity Birthday Posts, Micro Haters™, and Usher’s Cherries
This week on Everybody Lurks...
We dive head first into the question: Why are celebs posting birthday shoutouts when they could just text? Because it’s not friendship—it’s clout farming.
We dig into the fakery, the IG girl beefs, and the rise of the Micro Hater™ (she watches your stories, never likes, always judges). Joseph name-drops his way into comedy royalty, we butcher love languages, and salute the MILF era.
Plus: EmRata’s older man phase, Parker Posey’s White Lotus wisdom (“Does he have a lot of money?”), and Usher’s cherries. It’s unhinged.
Timestamps:
00:03:00 – Celebrity birthdays 🎂
00:07:30 – Celebs trending now
00:09:00 – Women’s IG wars & the Micro Hater™
00:21:30 – Comedy royalty & access checking
00:25:00 – Love languages decoded
00:34:00 – MILFs are having a moment
00:59:00 – EMRATA & Parker Posey
01:05:00 – Usher’s cherries 🍒
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