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Transcript

SPEAKER_04 0:24

Okay, okay. Just batting. Just without Kylie Magga Chat now.

SPEAKER_03 0:30

Okay. Okay. Jin Chen has a young choice.

SPEAKER_07 0:54

Hello, Tachaha was uh mean uh sang. Some three dollar tea santella.

SPEAKER_03 1:11

Oh child to tall ni shapy on neat house. Okay, okay, okay. Just uh okay, Jin uh woman hoping your son line girling uh woman woman's bus jui j'ai some pen each and uh ye meal gentle eating out uh to be the laws. Woman you're so you lawyer fade what yeah, some gentle. Ah, or you nipple now, the whole well suggent continuous. Now th whole what is he who fascinated What does it we for say now just always casual tea suin gay or dialon? No to teach another don't see gentle, she's a choice who I send out woman, sang out cheese she's a general bulong.

SPEAKER_07 2:39

That you'll control different booy and send home to channel to look out.

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Do it. Woman or tone or cast or another logo or just logo or major talent. So we are woman's anger like umpi or means like you put in our levels on a topic or don't fade at all. And you channel each one. We email you email channel or caser pocaso and those. So you have to see what my sense has.

SPEAKER_01 5:05

Okay, I can do my channel. So you can cheer.

SPEAKER_03 6:01

Okay, that chang uh line, lao cheese. So see one go lauda is here, tachy other touch out your coming. So you imagine I don't mean some to eating can lose a china meals.

SPEAKER_07 6:50

Puyana shell, yeah, puyana nearly and china tongs.

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Okay, chap before my castle. But me no huh which you do, choose. Okay, uh what do you have the tea in sian cheese? Then home measured or idiot, also whole. What you fascinated learn Swan Anting No Idian. Tansa one child, so ho, it's a so tiger. Two country was eight white gun with mesh.

SPEAKER_07 8:45

Some tambulo.

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Ah then you do suggest was you want one time is young one. That's the more girl, two way two to walk and go be hoping you're so you girl and two to or melanca being hoping. That's a child is actually one pila. What you do is you all see, one shame me too, so me too conserv. Then uh whole like you have you are how each other you each up beside. So tiger sell the pizza. But means the janitor, no so that is a person sold. Tata internal. Tata X. Don't go to church. Now X on doesn't eat Janet. Huh? What don't took a learn one vape? That's what I'm paying. Huh? You trust the whole thing, we're each mother. Cannot can not suye. Can I cannot tell you can't be side so too late?

SPEAKER_01 10:45

Now how would you go to my legata?

SPEAKER_03 10:49

Oh, would you too pie, too pie or forget how to wheel to pieces, had a extra two castle. You're like you saw. You say young, hold out what you mean to your call.

SPEAKER_01 11:07

Uh what you say you put it out.

SPEAKER_07 11:17

Now you're like you say, you cheat out just a lot of people.

SPEAKER_03 11:29

Then two thousand young two and you won't tea in sand tea and send to guys a tattoo man not on uh just my hands? So you woman what you gently do, don't say a jiggle woman to jump my baby sold you, homie tiger me do we do my ho you so it tried to find some other don't see what's down?

SPEAKER_01 12:14

What's down to find? What's that's a message?

SPEAKER_03 12:20

Well, get it. Oh to send a don't change.

SPEAKER_05 12:31

Now how how you it's a tackle like that like I watch with you. I watch it.

SPEAKER_04 12:37

Oh I put single wait to jump to my counter to mock.

SPEAKER_07 12:43

I hold you to the channel.

SPEAKER_01 13:03

So high how about choose the down evil.

SPEAKER_07 13:48

So just two trial ma defant two.

SPEAKER_01 13:51

Uh-huh.

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Lon it out. Okay. Two each omage book to hotel.

SPEAKER_01 13:56

Oh, we're gonna switch on trunk.

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Two, my jewel, the other hand.

SPEAKER_06 14:03

Oh, I'm not gonna go.

SPEAKER_07 14:22

Okay. Oh maybe woman, you could try you.

SPEAKER_01 15:02

Oh, just like a child. Uh, she's side.

SPEAKER_07 15:06

It's a child. I've been a tongue cheap.

SPEAKER_01 15:38

So hi.

SPEAKER_07 16:11

So that's a bit later. Tweet hatch is uh in a tweet, uh what is that?

SPEAKER_03 16:46

Sina each banger. Tama which uh look up and sunny bookan pokan chama banger. In what jam dash, you be out there uh tamanuja.

SPEAKER_07 17:05

So e cycle twinny, I will eat the teeth, that is a country, nice one yeah. What does not also spirit sucker? So need on Hunter has it got head like that? No, that's all can eat too. You go some smoked if you can eat too. That's also Asian Asian Asian to captain and that's all that's all you're doing. What is the what is that?

SPEAKER_03 17:48

Johnson got his juice uh gentle learns, and how just a learned woman, okay. Almost in Ton Digo and Sti your meals, as a whole, and he knack us a whole new judge swipe as soon as you have duly in the nigel.

SPEAKER_07 18:13

Which her burn war uh in gayula, put on swan. Put on that so the sweat is a mama. Choose not so new man, san choose home in tongma. Now so that's all the one in tong small chu later. Smain down Lanchu Lanchua, Faye Pana Lanchu Fay Pan Belto, Faye Pan with Bell to it now. That's all choose.

SPEAKER_03 19:58

So doesn't mean that's the salah. So to go with an open.

SPEAKER_07 20:05

Meal to the swi like you I wanna Log you Log you each one dance.

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Woman as a whole okay single woman to the woman to side in cheer. Ida Latula. Uh fans we are layout woman signs a ball natural lachula like a ipanja like your side.

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You see how you link and laughs.

SPEAKER_07 23:42

What's the mean to thirty and size?

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Oh we're not gonna need that high, we're not gonna swile.

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Like, look at the swag or my way panic.

SPEAKER_01 24:31

So that's a whole one cheese is currentness impossible. Now usually eat the same.

SPEAKER_03 26:20

Just eat the put on crypto. I'll have to put nine to fatal. But I just wanna sweet. Oh put sweet job. I'll laugh so put nine down. Juju Fatama Fatani chupun and swimmer. Well me, uh, what talk is sweeter. Should I put nine out that you tanti chots panimien to some me? Tant to water what sick juice tells you. Uh each other was more not put you that you say, would you can't tell?

SPEAKER_07 26:52

Would you not solve and guess it should be far just?

SPEAKER_03 26:55

Would you chew the house and choose the yank? Oh, you have basically based on that each more basic pico. So this will fad on type pan consumer. So which other chiman jingle. So that's how just a power sing to fatana pass more park in the jackant or how you got. Women tattoo why me and a toll. Some people not on cement. Not only tea law cake that put me by with some woman, that's the hotel. So I choose a miming pampian nuisant chumbo choose to be out. Well you can think or three time. Uh yes, power. Well, you mean so much? Pelo janel Hambao Lancet Bang. Well, okay, Jam, but like deeds or bad in our opening true margin, true my gentle. Hold on, I say my somebody told me okay, what you're doing. Well in some colour pen you, always as well, same bel can as soon machine true. On you on the buy to jam.

SPEAKER_07 31:17

I poke on the buy.

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Hold I would you for say no fit gentle puts on your lita. Then just we we put some cannot touch, you'll put your jet. What you bought can I touch yet? Now Uta me to won't. You may such mail. I'll tell that. So you're not what you mean, uh whole cause you being how 'cause being house a whole what you to talk. What you want to pull him? Me lien, whole I told you one out to hold Tommy Oconaliencia. And you can have your house, I guess. Okay, what summer, or how you like a Nasilla man you spawn in chino. Not so the woman consent woman beach. I don't know, I mean. Well, I mean what's the basso in G say. She's a manga, you don't want to go one and tune in and die. I want to go down in Junji and go loud. I mean to turn them into secret topic that you say.

SPEAKER_07 33:20

Okay. Okay. Connellan Melvinga Kai T just.

SPEAKER_03 35:19

It's a colour. Now not tell you san Joseph San Jose. It's a chinko can you type white me and pan? Yo, yo can I do how to pan my mean one? Aluba eating outside her bangwai. We'll look at a kazaka. Can I get a poopaloo need a tool? Pau chilling like a bank. You say pay yourself. That's you lao hand sister.

SPEAKER_04 36:39

Swang we are songwill.

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Okay, okay, okay. You saw it's a we can just uh puzzle.

SPEAKER_01 38:17

I'll see which on a boy but change. That's all we changing company to two. That's all my burning level.

SPEAKER_03 38:55

What how should you hunt quite another quad?

SPEAKER_07 39:05

Only chan chance the towel should say you have some ping dances.

SPEAKER_03 40:11

Okay, I hold you on a plan to my planner, okay. Bon to be a planner was gonna dieful. So the answer to songs called you to teach your mana woman's eye to say. Oh, you must transit out there? Don't need to it's a goal so on the doubt.

SPEAKER_07 41:38

You must have the bullet shad this who you say now.

SPEAKER_03 41:42

One free time now so me. Fire in the hole, fire in the hole, just online to Lontana, smart, or you want to la hope. You say that you and see if you want to uh buy it up by two. Like a sang sons of ping tongs, suit and meal like yourself. Huh? So they don't cheese our cheese.

SPEAKER_07 44:00

If I use much you tell san tells you like do she do like do that it's a champion site like uh loose uh one said you go one down. Low low you see you powdia so long is you are you said you pow down low me got wood ching you li wan paha just got homo mil pounds how do you candoman low loud low some major power camps uh one to dial woman she who she shall show trying out to gentleman she shingles uh how do you jump to man fit one few pants you big canton goes much more than a little bit of a channel you didn't call you being picked up as a sun pin on big fine eating you chan day uh day day day day so lent in the ink la can tell then to the Tamadian that you sell eating other egg her channel doubt to joy.

SPEAKER_03 45:53

How you eat with a ton or the tomato. So we don't hold a pike. Oh each we just too told to be me to some more. So it's a new need to pinch another bear Tom's connection with the nah. I didn't do a tonsia chance. Put out if and John Julan Salah. So Jules and I hold you and could be banned, home and ban yet, put on that child now that you got a woman, not cheerleader. Now that you samban choosing like a cheater samban that you went to order, mealing out, turn a meal and how to bang, tell you so. Mew can tell with some pan like a pike alone you should chance tacho you choose. Tatu tattoo thousand, how you toss the out the and tau sweet tat the cot neat water. That's why night here. Tat cot sweet outside, knuckle by one year by doing uh huh. Coco coco now. Choo what's you the latches to the pins of cockable cock woman pool illness. Hong Tongan Wukuda Whataman Ukood eight to you longer. Nipukantian, how you do the house and uh each don't son patch you go to pick coach type in wheel, type in with one house, you like color two close without that's a guy. Mano, that you're out of child pian. Tony said baby and we don't coach a pet up yet. That's so what they eat to baby and uh.

SPEAKER_07 49:14

Oh, tons here, why we just fake. Haman to pump pient, satan, satan, sat you eat pow la ego e tong eat pow. How do you cut low power? Love you tongue down, I do pay to a table.

SPEAKER_06 50:24

So that's a tum it was like a sweetan.

SPEAKER_07 50:29

Okay, low do you chance the twila twenty twila twila to small so not your fate pan? Longa string doubles you mentioned. Knasu to a piano because you're gonna put you, ching you, uh lit mean but chumpan chu like nothing to hid as chumulos to go child or match.

SPEAKER_03 52:11

But I just need the in s and that you see in similar sinker, what's it at all? I see you take a cure. Oh, what did I mean to be for you? I hope it's allowed to meet that to only high. It can coach you eat a bamba or come on, coaching for you. Like a new tiders or whole sacrifice someone's a whole butter, come with two.

SPEAKER_06 53:08

Do you want to do what they are?

SPEAKER_03 53:11

Do you want a business?

SPEAKER_04 53:15

See what a good culture bits and the culture, that the culture bits of the culture, why on the house.

SPEAKER_01 56:46

Oh yeah, how you new jump bow. Ah no, you mean sush?

SPEAKER_02 56:58

No, that's not on new job.

SPEAKER_06 57:14

Uh that's a don't say me one, come on.

SPEAKER_01 57:26

It's a choice, choice, it's a choice. Oh, you could talk for the chow. It's a child. Oh, menace also trying to trumpy, yeah. Okay. Okay. Oh, remember. You channel? That's a ink way, remember.

unknown 59:37

Huh?

SPEAKER_01 59:37

I don't know. So I got a big talent.

SPEAKER_03 59:46

Well, okay, well, each and two and pansa tonsia s ni jump bow. Just not jong. Nimmy meal janas. Punabunni, putnabunni than a country. Pato, like oh, it's y'all come with your pamphlet on.

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How we pay to help you, such a pamphlet.

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Oh, you in the end, what a pang you, how pinna tackant needed tai chi. What tamanda woke in it? No. Tien tien do jai hongway. Tien tiendao. Natum Sanka Tati How Juan Say Giama. John Jin you're not lans, John Sujin.

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Do I do a hot to say?

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Lan sanven to yao. How succour will come by meal with me with a knuckle pussy water. Tatu George and I be in Joe Fanjo. Tilancia is Tom Shu, not eat on Tana Sitzana Jose eat the home with one with the main to eat a beta beta jell you homeway, one way, one way. Now do we have turned to get a path?

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Me Bafa, how many mil to me both uh even the main.

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Two or John's here, so me. Jonesy has a whole three news and though maybe or two channel. What I don't see yourself, but from Caesars or whole chair. What you do from Caesar? No, we'll do from C N yeah, so what I you have. So you don't see us John's John C won't so we don't need you. Don't do those full year and meet. Someone in the chin me didn't tell near chances okay, sang in ya tell for one cheap. With a two toy. So motto can get it tree. Don't try and walk in and told us a new son.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:58

Ah, you bansay change you equal and also news. How do you echo learners? Do it.

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Can't you choose a meal meal? Cause that banners or choose a dinny. I can't phone to say long with choosing another choice. Just another lousy has some other soul. Just eating your now lousy. It's now lousy. It does e we to tea hung you more than a ton. Pandano who see how so cheese a pussy. Put nicer. Sang when you give us a chipango fatal. Fatana Swahil. What is it? Okay, what you chanciai? In Swile the Gentle with you now, if we may sweat a gentle which you now home you to be out your home. That's all you say is a gentle.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:32

You got you in chicken. I think now. Why? Why?

SPEAKER_04 1:05:06

Lilo's cool you put to you. See how you lock go.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:10

Oh, because it's a little bit of Cat Channel. Hold it. No channel. Come on to Channel. No goose channel pin some miniature.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:45

Sanchi, just a tappunta go ha watch, it's a catch on her, it's a catch on her. Like you know, fight coat, what you can have fight.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:19

Well, is it quite a young sister? No.

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Cheese one Psylen O putala. Took a such and you you'll bait him sell GTN. On your baiting. Ah, baiting such. May one Psycho. Treeho, three home when you or just out. Now we eat sang out PNASA whole. You know, how you know? Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:56

So you so you do what you're switching. That's a do what's that changing to solo. Sankara or look. Just gonna try some it's a team with young partner.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:21

What is so high?

SPEAKER_03 1:09:29

You may won't goni. No, neither you may won't goni, new it's a junk.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:12

Okay, okay, okay.

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Not so much. Sweet will mean. You mean to the nuts or motor pie the e hands must okay the whole if you send to high own pen does happen how to say. Guy T and I do T and Dow.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:40

What the wall is how two. Now so genes and I just mutter. Now cheese, it's going with Jan was a lent genus ni hui too so just in your bell to bala. Nilu a lent do the white, ni tennis and cheese, and that goes to the tone, and she's a way to doubt what she's the donor, or just a booya wala. You watch an home push on too. Like Nikan uh Taju is gonna choose Tajo S PNA or SPN as a whole in the from fire, or that you hold it to the cow, Sushua, or China Sans. What I do any open and you also walk on each other need to match in which you know, and I got changed like from fire, and I got changed like I say need to see Jesus. May you air to your BG and that's a whole from fire true as all that's a hot type I said oh I don't know how to do so. And because two weeks out to Yao to What's Kower. So in Lua who treat a white or turn can and do one, how do you it's uh gentle drawing hair would you want go? Well you guys now continue how to how to so how to sue and a tell. Now that how tangi la whole can go give or choose some tellu gents. Okay, Tina Jana Honto was my chance like before Jesus chicken does, or just put your simple change like that's a whole other tombantons, that you will pumpien. Now you eat and that's all Jin Senior now. You eat and Ta Sakerhawa, Zakka how the e tia chances or hula that come with a pyro to eat out. Okay, that's the each and I don't know why than I don't know. Tassan quiet pyrocy can put on my sank on four. That's all put up quiet, so we quiet in dear. We put down icko, or so we're not eating how to put down jongs of soup and jong. So I think boom tattoo couching like a divana, you are couching a divana, poor little ton, yeah. Don't leave. Now you can use a high base set out cool, set out how young not says diligence later. Ah high so high liquor song yen tongue, huntasan.

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Oh, would you set out to hunting chiombo banner home triomput?

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Powchina Fancy and can't. Yes, fasten some message in chances. Laho Hung quite swing out too long in Jin China Benoit swindle too long do it. Don't quite do two sense. What does an outside nothing down? Oh, Hunt Tazan, Laho Bowman Chumbu Gangwave Kussina being can't hold like that. You don't power, not illis and boom lihua dang. Ah, so bow each other or pampague, I only sang sang at time blind by the lihua dang and centers. So eating me. So maybe it was a vanity to the funny self me. Uh get a bow. Fancy on white house. Pine tree, eh? That's in chew. So now so down in a toss. Fun out there, that chulai. A patchwhile patch right now. Now the occur to doubt someone. Two o'clock can go to the tumultuous changes somewhere, so two down a cutosaur pad in chew. Now sang yen not to lie. Gender mean ho. Okay, the mamma's channel horsing. Channel horsey. They tell you how sick.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:32

Pow what?

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Come on, sangalong, base out canton Ica you to lause you twat outside. Your C C T V can't doubt come and sangle and lunar jinch. La whole catch on jack came out, three Kima to no draw and two like some once and once and one doubt too like the ancient. Tamano Tattoo Pampier. Low soon down too long, eating sword, but found with sword su woman. Uh silly. Tattoo eating quite high ma tatu pampier. Tamado was it ougu and I go, or big jow chi wai bang. You'll put eating pay jelly office uh bang on silver or bade large pay tau chili, large and be booked on now touching chewing to in chew with a super chant. Kyo don't see ah, and I hope can't tell tea so much, can't kind of mean your chance don't see. Can't water canada la hot what you tell me, can I go swing out too long, eat to won, eat to won? What you put to get out childly engine? Sangwina to fascinat or would you pay fun joy? I'm not sang, you pay canton eat to you. I cato you like you.

SPEAKER_07 1:20:10

Put your shoes out.

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Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:28

So we can chica.

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Look at such hot in the N Luco, it puts up singing you lunch and so what tin chana. You learn tantas. What's in the book cancer? Sweet on the home we say. Hold on, you chicken to them. What's the learn can we go? So no, sweet. No. Hi, tony pampion. Why cheat the tattoo Li, huh?

SPEAKER_07 1:21:34

Tony Pampion on the point.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:52

Okay, that you need to choose to take gala, just some other powder? See one that yeah, the tons yeah, song hot or some other you chew like some bookaiciness.

SPEAKER_07 1:22:44

Well, well she share like a sleek bake.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:02

Okay, let's get that jealous of a baby.