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Fantasy Draft Night With Chaos Rules
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One rule can change a whole fantasy football season. We stack two of them and somehow decide it’s a good idea to draft live anyway: you can only roster one player from any NFL team, and every single draft pick has to alternate AFC and NFC. That means your favorite target isn’t just a pick, it’s a commitment that shapes the next round, the next position, and even the teams you’re allowed to touch later.
We bring intern Wolverine into the league, make him christen the night with a rum and coke, then lay out the full chaos menu: “drink while you draft” pressure, massive penalty drinks for rule breaks, and a last place punishment built around the worst foods each of us can’t stand. When the draft clock starts, the strategy gets real fast. Do you lock in a stud even if it blocks a later stack from that NFL team? Do you reach for a defense or kicker early because it fits the conference requirement? And how do you avoid painting yourself into a corner when waivers must match position and conference all season long?
By the end, we finish the board, pull up ESPN power rankings, and set the week one matchups with plenty of trash talk. If you love fantasy football draft strategy, weird league settings, and watching people try to follow rules under pressure, this one delivers. Subscribe, share the episode with your league, and leave us a review. Who do you think drafted the best roster under these rules?
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Cold Open And Draft Tease
SPEAKER_00Draft night on Dut It Down as the guys battle it out in the 2026 Deus fantasy football draft, where questionable strategy is just the beginning. With crazy rules, ridiculous penalties, and plenty of opportunities to screw things up. This is exactly what you'd expect from a fantasy draft sponsored by Dut It Down. Can Todd actually follow the rules long enough to build a winning team? Come on. You already know the answer to that.
Welcome And Meet Intern Wolverine
SPEAKER_05Welcome back, Duh Nation. Another week, another Dud Down podcast. As any sports fan knows, we're getting close to the start of the NFL season. So tonight we are doing the Duh fantasy football draft. We've got some interesting rules this year. We like to shake things up on the Dud Down show. So we're going to make things a little interesting for us this year. Tonight, before we get started, though, we do have intern Wolverine joining us. He will be part of the Fantasy Football League this season. And in honor of that, he gets to do the drink tonight. So welcome aboard, intern Wolverine. What do you have for us this evening?
SPEAKER_04All right. Thanks for the introduction, Lil Nix. And donation, I am drinking a rum and coke tonight. Very iconic beverage. So cheers. And with the Todd like a sniff.
SPEAKER_03Smells like Picardi.
SPEAKER_04Well, actually, it's Captain Morgan.
SPEAKER_02And durable brain, what kind of rum do you have in there? Captain Morgan's. Okay. That's that's very important. Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_04I went with that one because it has a cool pirate on it.
SPEAKER_05All right, we'll drink it. Let's see it. Let's see you drink it.
SPEAKER_04Alright. Here go here it goes down the hatch.
SPEAKER_05Oh, looks tasty.
SPEAKER_02Ooh.
unknownOh.
SPEAKER_02Very raw and cokey. Good. That was a little wimpy sip, but that's okay. Your first time on. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Well, I gotta say the rest of it from the draft. So. Okay.
The Wild Draft Rules Explained
SPEAKER_05All right. So this evening, donation. This is how this is gonna go. After we got our asses kicked by the AI last year, there's only the four of us in this year's league. So myself, Todd, Vale, and intern Wolverine. This is a four-man fantasy league with some interesting twists. During the draft, during the actual draft, we are only going to be allowed to draft one player from any given team. The second I draft Lamar Jackson, I cannot draft any more Baltimore Ravens. That's key because Todd loves to stock up on Cowboys players, and he's not gonna be able to do that this year.
SPEAKER_03Or I'll have to drink. And then get scolded.
SPEAKER_05And then give up the player.
SPEAKER_03And get scolded after that.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. One other twist to this draft is we have to alternate conferences with our draft picks. So if I in round one, if I pick an NFC player, and round two, I have to pick an AFC player. And then in round three, I've got to switch back to NFC and keep alternating. So there's two things to keep in mind. We have to alternate conferences with our picks, and we're only allowed to pick one player from any one given team. During the season, when it comes to dropping and adding players, we will be required to pick up a player of the same position and same conference when dropping somebody. So if I have an AFC running back on my team that I need to drop, I'm picking up an AFC running back in his place.
SPEAKER_02But it has to be on a different team, though.
SPEAKER_05It could be on the same team. If if you if you drop Derrick Henry for some reason because he's injured, you can pick up another Ravens running back because you haven't violated the rule. No, no, no.
SPEAKER_02If I have Dak on my team and I drop him, I want to pick up C D Lamb. I can't do it because you can't. Yes.
SPEAKER_05You have to maintain that one player per team rule throughout the year. I just want to make sure.
SPEAKER_02I don't want any hijas from the uh Todd father on that. He'd drop his whole team and pick up all cowboys the next day.
SPEAKER_05Well, well, don't worry. We are gonna we're gonna maintain an audit of the transactions and roster status before game day every week. And should anybody be in violation of the down rules, there'll be massive penalty drinks involved in the next podcast.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Also, during the draft, are we alternating positions too? So we can't take two wide receivers in a row in our draft or not?
SPEAKER_05No, no, we're not alternating positions, you're just alternating conferences.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_05So you can pick an NFC receiver, then an AFC receiver, then an NFC receiver, but they have to be on different teams.
SPEAKER_03Okay, got it.
SPEAKER_05Got it.
Last Place Punishments And Food Bets
SPEAKER_03Yep, and are we whoever comes in last?
SPEAKER_05Okay, so the penalty for coming in last in the 2026 down fantasy league will involve the worst foods each one of us don't want to eat. If I come in last place, my penalty is gonna be mashed cauliflower with cottage cheese. I can't wait.
SPEAKER_03You should throw some hummus in there, too.
SPEAKER_05If intern Wolverine comes in last place, he has to do scallops because he hates them. Bale, what is gonna be your penalty food should you come in last place? Oh Lord.
SPEAKER_02I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if I could do peas. All right, I guess I'll do a bowl of peas.
SPEAKER_03A bowl of peas.
SPEAKER_02However, you said that I could put something in those peas.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, you're gonna put you're gonna put chopped ham in those peas. You're gonna do a bowl of peas with chopped ham. If I'm doing mashed cauliflower, you said I could put bacon in the peas. You can put bacon in there too, but you're doing ham and peas. If you want to add bacon, go ahead.
SPEAKER_02Uh all right, ham and peas with bacon.
SPEAKER_05All right, Todd, what is yours gonna be?
SPEAKER_03Well, I think we decided that I was going to do a tapeworm shot of scotch. Is that correct? Yeah, with milk. With a side of milk? Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_05Tapeworm shot with scotch and a side of milk.
SPEAKER_03Can I have it chocolate?
SPEAKER_05No. No, it has to be white milk. You can't have it at dinner time.
SPEAKER_03Can I have two percent?
SPEAKER_05Whole you gotta drink the thick stuff.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_05All right, all right.
SPEAKER_02Y'all know I'm eating the peas. I come in last every year.
SPEAKER_04Look, this is not Are You Smarter Than a Todd? So you might have a chance.
SPEAKER_02No, last year I came in dead last. Yes. However, this year I have a new draft strategy. It's called pick the one that's on the top of my computer list.
SPEAKER_03So you're going with best available. Yeah, of of fitting our scenario. Fitting our scenario. Okay. Yes. Well, good luck to all of you. Yes. When this draft starts, I will be picking first, I do believe. Is it a snake draft?
SPEAKER_05It is a snake draft. The draft order is Todd, Lummox, Vale, intern Wolverine, and then we snake it in the next round, which means Wolverine kicks it off.
SPEAKER_02Okay. And we have no flex players this year, right? Again?
SPEAKER_05No flex. So you have a quarterback, two running backs, two wide receivers, one tight end, one defense, one kicker. That's your starting lineup.
SPEAKER_02Got it. Just so the uh listeners know, my team is the uh Miller Highlights, and I'm drinking Miller Highlights during this draft. I'm sure they all want to know that. Todd, who are you picking?
SPEAKER_05I don't know. Yes, you do. Tom's gonna be like the real NFL draft. He's had all day to think about it.
SPEAKER_02You don't pick C D Lamb, I am just for fun.
SPEAKER_05He's sitting here and he's gonna take his three minutes.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I don't know. It's so hard. Just pick C D first.
SPEAKER_05Really? Cowboys defense, number one.
SPEAKER_02Yep. That's not I'm picking them just for fun to piss you off. That's it. The defense, at least I'm gonna have fun doing it.
SPEAKER_05Uh,
Snake Draft Starts And Round One
SPEAKER_05here we go. Draft is about to start. We are live. Todd, you've got the first pick.
SPEAKER_03Nice. Oh, four minutes. Here we go. All right. The number one on top of the list is Gibbs, the Detroit running back. Well, it depends on what list you're looking at. It's the best available.
SPEAKER_02Well, and the ESBM, but there's other lists out there. Oh, I'm not looking at the CD BAM on top.
SPEAKER_05Did you do any research, Todd? Are you just gonna go what the computer tells you?
SPEAKER_03No, I'm just doing what they told me.
SPEAKER_05So now you got to drink while you draft because you're going past 30 seconds.
SPEAKER_03Yes. So I am drinking these premiums uh from Grain Belt. I'm still fishing, and I got a 40-pound muskie on my cap. Nice. We still haven't won a t-shirt yet. Still haven't won. Trying, though. Trying hard. No hats, no nothing. Trying hard enough.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I was about to say try harder. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Trying.
SPEAKER_04All right. Can you can you pick somebody?
SPEAKER_03I got three minutes.
SPEAKER_02Yes, three minutes.
SPEAKER_03No, I'm going. Here I go.
SPEAKER_05And with that, you pick Jameer Gibbs. Good pick, Todd. That brings it over to the Lummox with pick number two. I'm looking through my custom draft board, not like a Todd. I've got a custom board. Custom. Custom. Fancy. And I believe I'm going to be picking B. John Robinson with my pick. So that puts that puts Miller Highlights on the board. Vale, it is your go. The clock is ticking.
SPEAKER_02The Miller Highlights. I don't know who I want to go with. Let me think. Why drink why I think. Drink while you draft.
SPEAKER_03Oh, the whole three minutes. Oh boy.
SPEAKER_02And uh so I think I'm going to go with uh the Seattle wide receiver. Jackson Smith.
SPEAKER_05Yeah from Seattle.
SPEAKER_02Yep.
SPEAKER_05All right. Good good pick there. All right. You all ready for my pick? This brings intern Wolverine on the clock for back-to-back picks. The floor is yours. Is the king. All right. Derrick Henry just went in the first round, number four pick. So that is an AFC running back. You know, your next pick has to be an NFC player.
SPEAKER_04All right. Pick two for the intern Wolverines is Rams defense. Oh, defense early. I'm taking the good defense. Oh, wow.
SPEAKER_05Taking the defense early. All right. That brings the pick back to the high life. And you have to pick an AFC player.
SPEAKER_02I do need to pick an AFC player. Let's see here, people. Not from the Seattle Seahawks.
SPEAKER_05Not from anybody in the uh NFC.
SPEAKER_02Alright, so I'm gonna go with James Cook Buffalo. James Cook Buffalo goes to the I had to go AFC, so I had to move down the list a little bit, but I got it.
SPEAKER_05All right, that brings the Lummocks up on the clock. Let me take a look and see how this board is shaking out here. I've got my Miller lights ready to go as usual. Ample drinks available to me as I take a look at the board here.
SPEAKER_02And you got to go AFC as well, right? I do. Ooh, exciting stuff.
SPEAKER_04Now, for everyone watching at home, I'm not sure about the other people here, but I actually have a cheat sheet to help me remember which teams are AFC, which teams are NFC. That could be good for these other players here.
SPEAKER_03That's why you're the intern Wolverine.
SPEAKER_05I will take Jamar Chase as my AFC wide receiver.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_05And now that brings Todd up with back-to-back picks.
SPEAKER_03Yes. So I have to take an AFC player, which I'm going to take Mr. Taylor. So now I have to take an NFC player, and I do see him on the board there, but do I want to go with him? I think I want Dak. And there it is.
SPEAKER_05Of course, he went C D. He got the lamb. Was there any doubt? He wants that lammy flavor on his team.
SPEAKER_02He does want that lammy flavor.
SPEAKER_05Got him. All right, so the draft is back over to me. I have got to go NFC. I'm looking NFC right now. Take your time.
SPEAKER_04Drink while you draft.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Lummox.
SPEAKER_05There's my drinking while I'm drafting, and I am going to pick Justin Jefferson.
SPEAKER_03Ooh. Ooh. I was going to do that one too, but I had to go Lamy.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, so that brings the highlights on the board. And Vale, I think you have to go NFC.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. NFC. What is that? Barkley? Take one Barkley. Because I'm not picking Jalen Hurts again this year.
SPEAKER_04Intern is on the clock. Get ready for my pick.
SPEAKER_05Kicker.
SPEAKER_04I want a bonex.
SPEAKER_05Bonex. Yeah. To the intern Wolverines. Now you have to go NFC.
SPEAKER_04NFC.
SPEAKER_05And Malik neighbors. All right. Took a quarterback. Is that what I heard?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I got Bonex.
SPEAKER_02Wow.
SPEAKER_03Bold move. Will it pan out?
SPEAKER_02Will it pan out? The bold move, Cotton.
SPEAKER_05So we got the we got the Miller Highlights on the clock. They've already taken Cook, Barkley, and the wide receiver from Seattle. You need to go with an AFC player on this one.
SPEAKER_02Uh AFC player, huh? Yes. I don't like any of these AFC players. Well, I'm just gonna go down and pick my boy again. So we're gonna go with Brock Bowers for the Vegas AFC, right? Yes. On the board.
SPEAKER_05Alright, good pick.
Early Picks And Conference Juggling
SPEAKER_05That brings it back over to me. I'm gonna have to go. What do I gotta do? I gotta pick AFC, right? Get ready to drink here.
SPEAKER_04Just want to say thanks for having me on tonight. Having a lot of fun right now.
SPEAKER_02I bet you you're having a lot of fun. Watching us morons try to pick.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Apparently we're not good at this sport. I'm gonna have to pick. What are you picking? NFC or A?
SPEAKER_05A chain from the Dolphins.
SPEAKER_02Well, you had to do AFC too, did you?
SPEAKER_05Yep, I do I had to go AFC because I picked uh Jefferson last time. So I'm I had to go AFC this time. So that puts the Todd on the clock. And looking at his team, he's got Gibbs, Taylor, two running backs, and CD Lamy, a wide receiver. I believe your last pick was C D Lamb, which means you have to go AFC.
SPEAKER_01Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_03I have to go AFC, and I'm looking on the list here for the best available wide receiver, and it looks like it's AJ Brown because he's on New England now. So I do not like him at all. So I'm gonna go with geez, none of them. Look at all those. I would take pickings if this was a real draft, but since we have rules, can't have him again.
SPEAKER_05We do have a rule where you have to drink while you're drafting your life. Oh, yeah, that's right.
SPEAKER_03You haven't done that, Todd. Sorry, guys. Sorry. Yeah. Delicious. All right, here we go. I am going to take, I'm gonna take Nico Collins.
SPEAKER_05Nico Collins, Houston wide receiver. That is your AFC pick and your Houston Texans pick. Now you're back on the clock, and you need an NFC player.
SPEAKER_03Yes. So now I knew since I was picking last that this guy was gonna be back on the board. So I am going to take my tight end. And that was you can announce it. My Arizona pick. Mummox is gonna announce it for me.
SPEAKER_05Trey McBride, tight end from Arizona, going to team duh. So that comes back to me. And I need to pick NFC. Mommix drink.
SPEAKER_02Drink while you pick why you drink while you draw. Come on, then Term Wolverine. You should be on all over that.
SPEAKER_04My screen has my draft picks up, so he's still drink because you're not paying attention. All right.
SPEAKER_05Since I've got to pick NFC, I am picking Puka Nakua. Woo! Good pick. That moves it over to the High Life. And I believe with that pick, Vale, you have to go NFC, correct?
SPEAKER_02I do. I just drafted my boy. Took my 49ers off the board.
SPEAKER_05Christian McCaffrey, running back San Francisco 49ers, going to the Highlifes. That brings us over to intern Wolverine. And I believe, intern Wolverine, your last pick was Malik Neighbors of the New York Giants, so you have to go AFC.
SPEAKER_04Correct. And as much as I don't like this team do their history of my city, I'm going player from Indy. Alright, Tyler Warren. Now I have to go NFC. And you know what? We'll take this guy.
SPEAKER_05I'm on Ross St. Brown, wide receiver out of Detroit for the intern Wolverines. Okay. That brings it back to the highlights. You gotta go. What do you gotta go AFC, correct? I gotta go AFC.
SPEAKER_02I don't like any of the AFC people. But if I'm gonna eat peas this year, I'm going with this guy. He's gonna make me or break me.
SPEAKER_04Oh, you got your Raven in.
SPEAKER_05He's picking Lamar Jackson, quarterback for the Ravens as his AFC and Raven pick. Good luck there with that one. And I will follow suit because I have to pick in the AFC since I took Nakua last time. And I will take Josh Allen as my quarterback. I couldn't take him because interesting bit already had the running back. I know. I saw that. This is where it gets history, Todd. Make sure you manage your teams appropriately. Don't double dip on a team. You're up for two.
SPEAKER_03Yep. This is the end of round six, by the way. And Lummix, you stole my pick, you son of a bitch. So now I don't have a FC. And let's see. I was looking at a quarterback, but now the next best quarterback for the AFC is Drake from New England, which is not very good. Oh how about I drink this and then put my pick in?
SPEAKER_04Sounds like a plan.
SPEAKER_03I'll take this one.
SPEAKER_05Oh, Joe Burroughs, Cincinnati Bengals.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Now, with that being said, the best available is now Chase Brown. The running back for Cincinnati, but I cannot pick him, and I gotta go with NFC.
SPEAKER_04That is correct.
SPEAKER_03I think I will take. I don't have an Atlanta player, do I? Let's look at look at your squad. I do not.
SPEAKER_05You do not. You've got you've got the Bengals, you got the Lions, you got Jonathan Taylor from the Colts, CeeDee Lamb from the Cowboys, Nico Collins from Houston, and McBride from Arizona. So you do not have a Falcon.
SPEAKER_03I'm gonna take this one.
SPEAKER_05Chris Olav, wide receiver out of New Orleans. All right. That brings it back to me. And since I took Josh Allen last, I've got to go NFC. And the board is getting a little tricky now because of teams I've already picked and who's left here. I think I need a tight end, and I will guess have to take Loveland from the Bears.
SPEAKER_03The Bears.
SPEAKER_02The Bears. The Bears. You got a Bears. That's the first Bears going off the board, right?
SPEAKER_05I believe so. Highlifes, it's over to you. I think the last pick you made was Lamar Jackson. So you are looking at an NFC player.
SPEAKER_02Well, if it's an NFC player, I think I am going to go with my boy from Atlanta, which I don't have any Falcons. I'll take Drake London. I'll pick the one that the toad didn't pick.
SPEAKER_05All right, Drake London from the Atlanta Falcons going to the Miller Highlights here, which puts Wolverines on the clock for back-to-back picks.
SPEAKER_04Alright. So my first one here, I'm just going to get this position out of the way. And for me, I have to pick AFC, I believe. Yes, because my last one was NFC. So I had to pick AFC for this one. So I'm picking.
SPEAKER_05Kicker! Cameron Dicker, the kicker, going to the Wolverines. Oh my.
SPEAKER_04And that means this next one has to be NFC. And let me look at my TG. Remember which teams are which. You're gonna love this guy.
SPEAKER_05Who love the Arizona running back? We love him.
SPEAKER_01All right.
SPEAKER_04I get it. I like to make puns.
SPEAKER_02I like that guy. He's gonna be good, I think.
SPEAKER_03It's a play on words right there. Good job, intern Wolverine.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I'm on AFC because I just picked uh Drake London. All right, well, I'm gonna pull this one out. I already used up some of the teams that I would pick there. This uh position. Oh, Texans defense. I'm going after sack points, everybody.
SPEAKER_03Going after the sack points. Uh-oh. Interesting. Not the special teams, but the sack points.
SPEAKER_05He wants he wants the sack points. All right, let's see. That brings it back over to Lummock's Nation. And I'm looking through things here. I need to go with AFC. So I will take. I did my drink. Go on, go with going with my gut. I will take the Ravens defense.
SPEAKER_01Oh wow.
SPEAKER_03All right. Now let's see. So my last pick, I'm on the clock, was New Orleans. So now I gotta go AFC. Oh, I'm exiting the draft. Oh no. Return to draft. I hit the wrong button. Alright, I'm back.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_03Brief scare there. Yeah, brief scare. Yep. So I took a wide receiver last time, so I think I'm gonna go with a running back at this position.
SPEAKER_04Omarion Hampton from the Chargers.
SPEAKER_03And for this one, I'm gonna use him up. I know there's a lot left.
SPEAKER_05Garrett Wilson
Todd Breaks The Rule Mid Draft
SPEAKER_05from the from the Jets.
SPEAKER_03Oh, did I just screw that up?
SPEAKER_05No, you don't have a Jets.
SPEAKER_02I think you're fine. I think you're good. Uh no, no. He just picked two AFCs in a row. I did. Oh, you did. Oh.
SPEAKER_04Penalty. Penalty.
SPEAKER_03He's pounding his beer. I messed up, fellas. You did. Drink, Todd. I did. We can't stop the draft and go back. Sorry about that. I knew it was gonna happen.
SPEAKER_05I have paused the draft. I'm going in and we're gonna undo that last pick, but Todd, you still got a drink.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_05Keep drinking. We are gonna undo Todd's pick.
SPEAKER_02The rollways you have to drink until the lummox can fix it.
SPEAKER_05Oh, I don't know. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm lost. I'm confused here. All right. So we are gonna undo that pick. All right. That pick has been undone. You have to go NFC, okay?
SPEAKER_03Yes. All right. So sorry about that.
SPEAKER_05And we are back. We are back after Todd's mess up.
SPEAKER_03So now I have to take a NFC player, and I will take. I think I'm gonna have to take the next best available player in the NFC that I can draft is there. You go.
SPEAKER_01Carolina wide receiver.
SPEAKER_03Ah damn you, Todd. That was the extra time that I needed to make that pick.
SPEAKER_05That was all queue and up. That was all part of the plan, Todd.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_05So it's back to me. And I went AFC last time. I have to go NFC this time. I really need a running back, so I need an NFC running back. Wow, all the top running backs are AFC, so that doesn't help me out there. ETN Jr. running back New Orleans. Got him. That's my pick. Vale, we're going over to you. You went AFC with your defense last time. So don't pull a Todd. You've got to go NFC with this pick.
SPEAKER_03Vale, I see your favorite players on the board still. Cam Scataboo. I know. He is on there.
SPEAKER_02But I'm going to go with this guy.
SPEAKER_05George Pickens.
SPEAKER_04Alright. I'm on I'm on to my bench picks now. And I have to pick AFC. As much as I hate this team, they're highly rated here. And their bye week is different from my main team version, so.
SPEAKER_05Alright, you took the Steelers defense.
SPEAKER_04That means and now I have to go NFC. Alright. And you know what? Oh, I can't do that. Okay.
SPEAKER_05Don't pull a Todd.
SPEAKER_04Well, I'm making sure I follow the rules. I don't want to drink right now. But speaking of Todd, I'll take someone from his team.
SPEAKER_05Javante Williams, running back Dallas. Todd, is he any good?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, they got a committee of running backs. I don't know who made the team or not, but they've been running with like three different guys the last couple of years. So it all depends if he's in or not. I see a lot of running backs are the best available. How many do we have there?
SPEAKER_05There are a lot, but can you use them? And are they the right conference?
SPEAKER_03Right.
SPEAKER_05Because you went NFC with your last pick. So that means you have to go AFC with this one, Todd.
SPEAKER_03I'm not on the clock, Mr. High Life is.
SPEAKER_05Oh, that's right. Oh, am I? Yeah, you're on the clock and you already gotta start drinking.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Hang on. All right, so I picked NFC Dallas last time.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, talking about me. Not even talking about it.
SPEAKER_02All right, fine. We'll go with uh the guy that uh Todd couldn't pick.
SPEAKER_05Oh Garrett Wilson was picked by Team Duh and has been traded to the Miller Highlights. Good pick, Vale. Uh so that brings it back up to me. I went, if I'm not mistaken, I went NFC with my running back last time. So I have to go AFC, and I am going to take Rice, wide receiver from the Chiefs. From the you're going with the Chiefs.
SPEAKER_03I put I did the Chiefs. Okay, now I am on the clock. Let me check something out real quick. So I gotta take an AFC player.
SPEAKER_05Yes, you went with the Carolina wide receiver last, McMillan. So you're you need to take AFC.
SPEAKER_03Okay. Hold on one second. I'm going back. All right. I got it. I'm queued up. See now what happens. I gotta think about two picks in a row here because I'm back to back. Yeah, you and I both do back to back. So I'm gonna take the other one that really goes so I can say it. Reese Hall, New York Jets running back. E.
unknownT.
SPEAKER_03J-E-T-S Jets, Jets, Jets, Jets. And then for my second pick here in the round uh 11, I'm going to take, I have to take a NFC, and I'm gonna, I would take, I'm gonna take the next best available. There we go. Got my kicker in.
SPEAKER_05All right. That's right. You got a kicker. All right. So that brings it over to me. I believe
Late Round Value Hunting And Benches
SPEAKER_05I need an NFC player. Isaiah likely now with the New York Giants as my backup tight end. Okay. Alright, Highlights, you're on.
SPEAKER_02And so the Highlights are going to. I gotta just double check, make sure I don't have this team. I'm pretty sure I don't. Okay. I don't. We're gonna go backup tight end. And it was either between Laporta or Kraft from Green Bay. But we're gonna go Sam Laporta. Live NFC.
SPEAKER_04I respect it.
SPEAKER_05Wolverines, it's over to you.
SPEAKER_04Alright, so I'm about to do a backup wide receiver, and I have to do AFC because my last pick was NFC being from the Cowboys. And this I don't have anyone from this team, so I'm going AJ Brown.
SPEAKER_05Nice pick. AJ Brown deep in the draft. Who are you taking from the NFC next?
SPEAKER_04Alright, NFC. I don't have anyone from this team, and he's gonna be a backup for me, but I'm taking the Hurts.
SPEAKER_05Alright. So Jalen Hurts off the board. You're back up to Bo Nicks. Moves it back over to the High Life and Vale. I think you went NFC last time, so we're looking at an AFC player.
SPEAKER_02AFC, huh? I don't have anybody from this team.
SPEAKER_05Patrick Mahomes going this late in the draft. Wow. Good pick.
SPEAKER_03Huh. Interesting.
SPEAKER_05All right. That brings it over. I should just call my team QB MVP. Oh, I've got I've got to take AFC. I'm gonna put uh Drake May on my bench as a backup quarterback.
SPEAKER_02Loser.
SPEAKER_05I didn't have many options.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I know. It's getting tough now.
SPEAKER_03Who did you take, Lennox? He took Drake May. All right, so now I'm on the board, and I don't think I have a player for this team, and I probably won't get another one. So just to stay out of trouble, I'm gonna draft Trevor Lawrence. Todd with the long hair.
SPEAKER_01Todd with the long hair.
SPEAKER_03And now I gotta go NFC. Um, let's see. Do I have anyone on? I don't think I do. So I'm gonna draft another George Kittle.
SPEAKER_05George Kittle. All right, that gives you a that's an NFC.
SPEAKER_03Yep.
SPEAKER_05That brings it back to me, and I've got to go hunting for an NFC player.
SPEAKER_02The Lumics is hunting wabbits.
SPEAKER_01Yes.
SPEAKER_05And I would love to take this guy, but I can't because I already have somebody from that team. I already have somebody from that team. I already have somebody from that team. This is where it gets tricky. Also, make sure you drink.
SPEAKER_03We're getting close to the end here, though.
SPEAKER_05I I know, and this is this is getting tricky here. What is his status?
SPEAKER_04I'm just glad I haven't screwed up yet, so I'm happy with that.
SPEAKER_05Not yet. I'm gonna have I don't think I have it. I don't have anybody from here. I'm gonna have to go with Bucky Irving, Tampa Bay running back.
SPEAKER_04Ooh, okay.
SPEAKER_05All right, I only have three picks left. I gotta make them count. Mm-hmm. Highlights, where you're going, you gotta go NFC.
SPEAKER_02Uh, we are going to go with my boy. No one picked him up. It's time for him to drop off the list. All right, boo! Got him.
SPEAKER_03Look how happy he is.
SPEAKER_04I am AFC. Because my last pick was Jalen Hurts of Philadelphia. I'm picking a backup tight end, and I believe this guy is going to buff my team.
SPEAKER_05Dalton Kincaid Buffalo. You don't have any Buffalo players yet? No, that was my first Buffalo player.
SPEAKER_04Alright. Alright, so look in here. Now I need NFC of a team I don't already have. This might be tricky.
SPEAKER_02How do I get back to the uh all right?
SPEAKER_04You know what? I'm just gonna take this dude right here. I don't have him.
SPEAKER_05Alright, took Pinero San Francisco kicker. Brings it back to the high life. What do I need? AFC. You need AFC.
SPEAKER_03Lord.
SPEAKER_02It's gotta be an AFC player. I don't have a Bengal yet, I don't think. Let me look.
SPEAKER_05It's gotta be a team you don't have from the AFC.
SPEAKER_02So that will be a Bangle kicker.
SPEAKER_05I pick took the Bengals kicker. Brings it back to Lummocks, who needs to take AFC, right? I went NFC with my running back, so I have to go AFC, and I will take uh the Houston kicker.
SPEAKER_03Aini Fairbairn. All right, and that brings it back to the Todd, and I do believe I have to take an AFC player. Yes, I do believe so. And I don't have anyone on this team, so I'm gonna take that. Broncos defense, good pick. And then I have to take an NFC player, which is my last pick of the you still have one more pick.
SPEAKER_05You still have one more pick after this.
SPEAKER_03Oh, we do? You do. Oh, okay, yes.
SPEAKER_04Have you been drinking too much?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I had to pound that one. It was rough. I'm gonna take this one.
SPEAKER_04Kyler Murray.
SPEAKER_05Little Kyler Murray, Minnesota quarterback. Brings it back to Lomex. And I'm going through my list real fast. Alright, I am taking Todd's kicker. Aubrey. Smart. Brings it over to the highlights. And you gotta you have to go NFC.
SPEAKER_02NFC. How many defenses do I have? One? Hexons. Can't do Eagles. These defenses suck.
SPEAKER_05There's some good defenses out there, but maybe you already have a player from that team, huh? I do.
SPEAKER_02Yes. That's my problem. Alright, so I'll wait on that. What am I picking? Make sure you drink. NFC. You are picking NFC. NFC. Uh is there a good NFC kicker? That I don't have yet. Alright, so let's go with skipping kickers. We're gonna go with this guy.
SPEAKER_05Stafford. You know, Val, you can only play one quarterback each week.
SPEAKER_02Hey man, mine all get hurt. You never have enough winners on your team. And I don't know, we don't know how uh Pat Mahomes is gonna be, so I do need a backup. Lamar gets danged up, so I'll do Stafford.
SPEAKER_05Fair enough. Wolverines, your last two picks here.
SPEAKER_04All right, so my first of my last two picks. So I have to go AFC. I'm taking a backup, another backup running back, Chase Brown.
SPEAKER_05Oh, Chase Brown going in the last round.
SPEAKER_04But now I have to go NFC. And you know what? I don't have a player from this team. We're doing a backup wide receiver.
SPEAKER_05And Tampa Bay wide receiver goes to intern Wolverine for the final pick. Brings it back to the highlights. Your last pick, and it has to be AFC.
SPEAKER_02Alright, AFC. I don't have anybody from this team yet.
SPEAKER_05Alright, Patriots defense for you. Brings it to brings it to me. I have got to go AFC. And I am probably just gonna take. I can take him because I don't have anybody on this team. I have the Chargers defense.
SPEAKER_03The Chargers defense. Wow.
SPEAKER_05So the last pick in the draft belongs to Team Duh. Todd, you have got to pick an AFC player.
SPEAKER_03Yes. And I think I'm gonna drink why I draft.
SPEAKER_04Oh my gosh, I just realized a stupid decision I made.
SPEAKER_03Oh boy, we gotta the last pick of the draft. Do you want to say what it is, or should I keep going?
SPEAKER_05Tell me what you you gotta pick it.
SPEAKER_03What is it? The Duchess is gonna be happy with that.
SPEAKER_05Travis Kelsey. Can't believe he was the last pick of the draft.
SPEAKER_04Damn, I made a really stupid decision on mine.
SPEAKER_03Oh no. What happened?
SPEAKER_04Both my QBs, my main and my backup, both have the same bye week.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, you're gonna have to you're gonna have to think about that. Last time I did this, I thought they gave us like an analysis.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Can we find one there? So Guess who I'm playing next week.
SPEAKER_05You're playing you're playing the highlights.
SPEAKER_03The highlights. I'm favored by 56% to 44%. That's my team.
SPEAKER_05All right, rosters. We go to rosters. Here we go. I was hoping that they would give us a fantasy cast like they did last time. Alright, so there you go. We just finished up our draft. Everybody's got their teams. I think they do some kind of AI analysis. Todd, do you know where that is? Have you seen that in here?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you go to uh league, and then you go to power rankings, and then they'll give it to us. So they have the Lummocks as number one, the Todd
Power Rankings And Week One Matchups
SPEAKER_03at number two, the Vale Highlifes at three, and the intern Wolverine comes in fourth. So he's gonna according to him, you're gonna be macking some scallops.
SPEAKER_05You're gonna be macking some scallops. So Todd, based on your football prowess, looking at the rosters, do you agree with those power rankings that ESPN is giving?
SPEAKER_03Well, I do agree because with love our intern Wolverine being last because he took Bo Nick's in the third round.
SPEAKER_04Trust me. My team's gonna turn up. You gotta trust me.
SPEAKER_03I think he was gonna be available the next couple rounds, so that probably was the downfall for Mr. Wolverine there. And I am playing the Vale for the first week, and you two, the Lummox and intern Wolverine will be matched up in week one. So that's interesting. Um favored 56% to Vale's 44%. So we'll see how that plays out as the season goes on.
SPEAKER_05So another successful draft. We'll see how this goes. And remember, guys, during the season, you gotta maintain your one player per team. And if you're dropping somebody from the NFC, you gotta pick up that person from the you gotta pick up another NFC person, AFC to AFC. So keep it going. And we'll see how this season plays out. As always, we will provide updates to our listeners as we go through the weeks here. Intern Wolverine, anything to say before we close out tonight's episode?
SPEAKER_04Don't count my team out just because the SPN ranks is low. AI just hates me. Trust me, my team's gonna turn up, and you all, one of you, is gonna have to eat your least favorite food. Trust.
SPEAKER_05Alright, we'll see if that pans out for you. It's a bold strategy. Anything before we close it up.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I thought that was kind of funny as we were closing out that Travis Kelsey. What's the last pick of the draft? That was interesting.
SPEAKER_05It was. Um that's how it shakes out when you got these rules.
SPEAKER_03Yes, yes. So that was fun. That was fun. Thank you, intern Wolverine, for playing with us this year. Vale, Lomix, thanks for playing. Adios to Todd is gone.
SPEAKER_05All right, Vale, close it out for us on this Dodd Down Fantasy 2026
Outro Banter YouTube And Listener Feedback
SPEAKER_05draft night.
SPEAKER_02All right, everybody. Thanks for listening, jumping on as always. Nation, we appreciate it. Few things I want to uh touch base on before we uh jump off tonight. Number one, Lummox. I don't know if you saw that new uh Burger King commercial that has the uh president walk out to a guy who's sitting out there who ordered a whopper with bacon, and he says, What seems to be the problem, sir? And the guy says, They forgot my bacon on my whopper. He's like, Well, let me get you a new one. Are you serious? Yes. I was not listening. That is all because of Dye It Down, right there. Yes. It is exactly, and it had to do, they missed the bacon on that guy's burger. So it must not be it must be a problem everywhere. So, but I thought you would like that as I saw that the other day. And as uh the Todd father would say, I was cracking up. So uh as everybody knows, too, as well. We are on YouTube. Go ahead, hit us up on YouTube, dumb it down. Uh you can check us out. All of our um podcasts are loaded on there. You can uh subscribe, you can uh comment. We actually have a comment on the uh cracoon that said that uh the Todd is the worst movie rater ever, apparently. Uh so and then I got some feedback from other folks, uh two other people, uh one being my daughter and another one being Courtney from Tennessee. And uh both of them said that Grease Two is probably about as bad as Cracoon as a movie. So uh Grease One blows it away, and Dod has no idea what he's talking about, why he's on a podcast, no one knows why. So there we go. There's some of the feedback we got. Listeners, keep them coming, keep those comments coming. Donation, thank you again. We're out of the way.