The Deep Dial

Dialing in on tea, sweat, and babushkas

• Tiger Ashtiani and Savannah Cache • Season 1 • Episode 13

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Savannah (00:10)
Hi everyone.

Tiger (00:12)
Hello, hello. Welcome back.

Savannah (00:14)
Welcome

back to the Deep

If my setup looks a little bit different today, I don't even want to jinx it, but one, my camera is better. Two, this, I'm like sitting on the ground basically because my fuck ass couch is broken. So annoying. I'm grounding. Jonathan Adler, count your days because

Tiger (00:23)
Thank God, we needed that, we needed that.

We always need boots on the ground though, so. Savannah's on ground zero.

Mmm.

Savannah (00:44)
This couch was expensive and it just caused me nothing but problems. You were here the first time it broke.

Tiger (00:51)
was and for everyone listening it was not my fault I didn't sit on it and it broke it was not my fault I plead the fifth

Savannah (00:57)
The jury's out. We're not so sure. But the little knobs keep breaking off.

I actually sent an insane email to Jonathan Adler. Like I felt a little bit like a Karen.

Tiger (01:11)
But sometimes you just have to be a Karen, especially with those corporations. Like you just gotta, gotta give it to them straight.

Savannah (01:16)
Corporations. Yeah.

⁓ So stay tuned, hopefully. It has been like in such short of time. Tiger One Time had... That's a story for another time, but Tiger had an insane freak out on this couch. ⁓

Tiger (01:22)
That couch has seen a lot though.

I I spilled my Taco Bell on it.

Okay,

I had a meltdown, but it was like not self-induced. Well, actually, it was self-induced, but let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. Savannah, mind you, it was like literally her birthday. That's like the worst part of this entire thing was it was her birthday. And

Savannah (01:41)
Wait, let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. So.

You

Tiger (01:59)
we were out having a grand

Savannah (01:59)
So Tiger,

Tiger (02:01)
time in New York City.

Savannah (02:02)
we're at

my birthday party and a couple, Tiger was over served. He utilized the open bar, which is perfect. That's what I wanted people to do. And then a couple people went back to my apartment. My dear friends went back to help like drop some things off, because the birthday party was right next to my apartment. And Tiger.

Tiger (02:06)
Ahem.

Okay. Yes.

our trusted inner circle.

Savannah (02:25)
Tiger, I don't even know why you went with them because you were no help at all and I had got I had gotten some funny chocolate bars if you catch my

Tiger (02:30)
You

HA!

Savannah (02:40)
And Tiger

has seen these before. He's used them before. He knows what they look like. He knows the brand. Yeah, like he, there was no surprise. There was no negligence on my end. And then, and it's at the front door. And apparently I wasn't there, but according to the...

Tiger (02:46)
Literally went with you to get them that was like the craziest part of it all was like I was fully aware No surprise, no shocker ⁓

D-

I wanted a sweet treat. Like, my God, can a girl not get a sweet treat at 3 a.m. in New York City? Like...

Savannah (03:06)
you

Tiger walks in the door and literally

starts eating the chocolate bar. That you usually only take like a square.

Tiger (03:16)
Well, also, okay, these chocolate bars,

but these ones on the wrapper are like, like cinnamon toast crunch. And so I think in my head I was like, yummy. Like, who bought this Godiva chocolate?

Savannah (03:23)
Yeah.

So you're

like, it must have been a gift for

Tiger (03:34)
Yeah, I was like, what a sweet birthday gift. What a sweet birthday gift.

Savannah (03:38)
So my friend calls me as we're going to the other location. it's like, ⁓ I'm like, how's Tiger? Just wondering about in terms of the alcohol, not even thinking about anything else. And he was like, ⁓ well.

Tiger (03:46)
Dude.

Savannah (03:51)
I think he's going to be okay, but like he just ate like half of this chocolate bar. And I was like, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God. So you're fine. We have a fun time at the second location. Whatever we get home. Tiger is in his costume. My birthday was a burlesque theme. So he's in this like rhinestone bedazzled sheer shirt on my couch and is like

Tiger (03:54)
you

It was bad. ⁓

Savannah (04:20)
tidy, whitey briefs,

Tiger (04:21)
You

Savannah (04:22)
like this, curled up in a ball. And you just kept going. You kept going. I just don't think that's something I would do. Someone drugged me. And our friend who saw him eat the chocolate was like, no, you ate it. You walked in and you started eating the chocolate. And Tiger's like, well, I'm just that fat. I'm that fat that I just came in and ate the chocolate. And then you like...

Tiger (04:25)
Literal fetal position

Duh!

was like bawling on

this couch for three hours. Like it was so long.

Savannah (04:51)
Literally, but it was kind of like

it was also funny like I knew that you were even though like you weren't aware you were kind of

Tiger (05:00)
Yeah, I was like semi aware for sure.

Savannah (05:02)
And you go, I'm a prisoner

in my mind!

And he starts like hitting the pillow. And believe it or not, that's not even the time my couch broke. He's like thrashing around on my couch.

Tiger (05:18)
Ha

I literally

was dashing around and then luckily we got Taco Bell and then I don't remember this but somebody spilled the Taco Bell and the fingers were pointing at me. So then our couch got stained.

Savannah (05:30)
and it wasn't me and it wasn't.

⁓

Tiger (05:39)
That was a crazy night. yeah, there's footage of this too.

Savannah (05:39)
That was like, I need to rewatch that video. That was the funniest. You guys,

when DeepDial gets a million streams, we'll post the video. Yeah, so click, click, click.

Tiger (05:50)
We're really close, by the way. For those listening,

Dear Meta, we're really close to that.

Savannah (05:59)
Dear Vida

Tiger (06:00)
Dear me to dear me to and I get well network We're real close

Savannah (06:02)
You

So anywho, that is the problem

with, I just got a text that someone is hiring.

That's the problem with my couch at the moment, so stay tuned.

Tiger (06:15)
Good, I literally need a job, so that's perfect.

So what did you do?

Savannah (06:20)
Wait, question, should I get

really fast? Do you get Botox in your, like, the corner of your eye?

Tiger (06:25)
Great question,

really fast, should I get an upper bleph?

Where

Savannah (06:32)
No, but like actually.

Right here.

Tiger (06:38)
like crow's feet. I normally do, but mine's like gone away.

Savannah (06:39)
Yeah.

Why? ⁓ what are you? Atmuh! the Botox one.

Tiger (06:44)
⁓ no, like it went away as in the Botox went away and now you can see the wrinkle.

Yeah, no, I surely still have the gross feet. Don't fucking ask me that.

Savannah (06:57)
I get it. get it. I get it. Don't

fucking ask me that. Okay. Thanks for asking. My week was good. Really good. I feel like I'm in the best mood ever this morning. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, Safe. Oh, you know what? That's such a good point because sometimes you have to go low in order to reach your highs. And I was really on it this week with the office outfits and

Tiger (07:06)
Good. Much better than last week. Mark safe from the Applebee's outfit.

Mm-hmm.

Savannah (07:25)
You look good, you feel good, you do well. So, peaks and valleys, guys. But my week was really good. I actually today, this was so funny, I ran into an old friend at Rumble and like, it's just so weird.

Tiger (07:25)
Good. Mm-hmm. Peaks and valleys.

Savannah (07:43)
I feel like what with my frontal lobe fully developed now that I'm 26 and all, like, because this friend I knew in

Tiger (07:47)
Yes.

Savannah (07:52)
early college days and we would like go out whatever and like he completely is doing something different. I'm doing something different and it's just so crazy like it feels like I knew him in another lifetime and I felt like teleported. You know what I mean? But in a good way.

Tiger (08:05)
Yeah, when you come across someone from a different

phase of life, it's like kind of crazy. It's like cute and nostalgic, but at the same time is like

Savannah (08:10)
Well, cause he was like.

No, it was like, wait, what? Because he was like, Oh, have you seen like XYZ? And I was like, literally have not like spoken or thought about them since like 2020. So it was just like crazy.

Tiger (08:15)
Yeah, literally.

No. Yeah, that's crazy.

Savannah (08:27)
I'm on like the fifth version of myself, at least.

Tiger (08:31)
my god, yeah. The best one.

Savannah (08:33)
Something else,

period. And it's only up from here. I have to say my part is, yeah, thank God, except for last week. My part is looking really

Tiger (08:39)
Thank God. I'm kidding.

Savannah (08:44)
⁓ Something,

Tiger (08:45)
Yeah, the part is looking really good.

Savannah (08:48)
things.

Something I'm on the lookout for and I need your opinion on. Well, I actually don't need your opinion on one of the parts because I already know your opinion, but I'm sort of going through a shoe crisis because...

Tiger (08:52)
Now.

Same.

Savannah (09:03)
As you know, I'm like, I've always been a big sneaker girl, especially because I'm so tall and I walk everywhere. Sometimes I'm not in the mood to be like towering over everyone. But I do like, my go-tos are either like a sneaker, boots, or like a little kitten heel.

Tiger (09:08)
Me too.

Mm-hmm.

Savannah (09:22)
these days I've not been as into like a little sneaker with a dress. So I'm trying to get into like more of a loafer flat thing.

Tiger (09:30)
Mmm, okay.

Savannah (09:30)
But something is wrong with me. Like

when I see loafers and ballet flats and mules and like Mary Jane's on other people, I'm like, oh my God, it's so cute. When I see it on me, I don't know why I feel like I look like.

Tiger (09:46)
Hello, governor! That is what you look like. Berries and cream, berries and cream. Yeah, like go find the cow you're about to milk.

Savannah (09:48)
No, literally I look like I'm like about I look like I'm like churning I look like I'm like I'm like

on the cover of Quaker Oats. Like that's how I

Tiger (10:00)
No,

Savannah (10:00)
But I don't know why. Same with the same with like

Tiger (10:01)
Me too. That's how I feel.

Savannah (10:04)
that's how I feel guys. Same with like a cropped gene like on other people. Great. On me, I literally look like I'm like going

Tiger (10:06)
You

into the river. See, I love no literally I love a cropped gene. That's the thing I get you with the loafers though. Every time I put a loafer on exception a mule I think I look really good in a mule. I love a good mule. But when I

Savannah (10:16)
I don't even know. No, I feel like I'm like wading in the water.

I love the way you pronounce,

you always do this with like...

Sorry, I just saw my face in the reflection and I thought that my cabinet was part of my face and I was like, wow, my face looks really big. ⁓ Anyways, the way you like make some words two syllables or extra syllables like mule, mule or like kale or ⁓ you say like jewelry. Say it.

Tiger (10:47)
Mewell. Maw. Maw. How do you say it?

jewelry. Okay, Glorilla. Would you like some milk too? Like Jesus Christ.

Savannah (11:02)
Jury.

I just say

mule, but I feel like you say a mule with a W. But it's not, it's just an observation. I'm presenting that without comment.

Tiger (11:15)
Yeah, I guess. Emmanuel. Yeah. Whatever.

presenting that without commentary.

Yeah, okay. I like how I look in a mole.

What's another word that Glowrilla says? Jury. Yeah, that one's really funny. My jury. ⁓ okay. I've never been. But yeah, whenever I put on a real loafer, if that's how you would like me to pronounce it. ⁓

Savannah (11:39)
My jury. I think that's an Atlanta thing.

Alofa!

Tiger (11:56)
Alofa, I feel really funny. Like I feel really silly. And I don't know if it's because my size of my foot in comparison to my calf and thigh, because I am a stallion over here. Like it's not like a loafer just looks a little silly. Like it really depends what kind of shoe I wear. ⁓ God. Yeah, chunky ones.

Savannah (12:11)
Well, like the thin Gucci ones too. Like I love a chunky loafer, but that's like a look

that's like, ⁓ you were like a schoolgirl today, like whatever. ⁓ so I think I literally just need to go to like shock immersion therapy because I just need to wear them. Like I've been wearing loafers with dresses, but I need like more, I need like lighter colors and then don't even get me started. I'm going to this concert tomorrow and you know, like

Tiger (12:19)
Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah

I feel that.

Savannah (12:40)
kinda music.

Tiger (12:43)
It sounds like you were saying, sounds like you said, you know kind of music, like kind of music? And I'm like, no. Listen to your body. I want you get naughty.

Savannah (12:50)
No, you want to party? Listen to your body. Girl, I really like the way

you but I don't know if you're familiar like so I'm It's move. It's I like the way you move. Move that.

Tiger (12:58)
What?

hehe

No, I'm a polyphonic. was I was reciting the music Have you seen that video? Or that girl's like I'm a she's like I'm a polyphonic and she's like we'll go we'll we'll go and then she's like boom boom boom It's like literally me Same me listening to deep dial podcast

Savannah (13:14)
I was just scatting. Yeah, where she's like me listening to the beat. She's like

Literally me, me listening to Gracie Abrams. ⁓

Literally. ⁓ But this music group, I don't know if you're familiar, everyone wears head scarves. I was looking on TikTok, yeah, I was looking on TikTok and people were wearing Hermes scarves around their head, which is just not in my journey.

Tiger (13:35)
⁓

Very, very Ibiza.

Savannah (13:51)
like as a babushka over a baseball cap, even though like paying homage to my... Yeah.

Tiger (13:55)
Is that what they're wearing

in New York City?

Savannah (13:59)
Yes. So it's very like Coachella that vibe, which like, just don't feel the need to completely not in like a fun sucking way. I just don't know that that's my journey for tomorrow. But like, what the fuck do I wear? What shoes do I wear? I think I'm going to do like a sneaker. think I'm going to do like I think I'm going to do like a black mini skirt and then

Tiger (14:03)
Hmm.

journey. ⁓

That's hard. mean, and I would say a sneaker. A sneaker now.

Savannah (14:27)
black sambas and just like be the most basic bitch on the planet.

Tiger (14:32)
Live in your truth, queen. I don't even hate that.

Savannah (14:36)
I could also do boots, but that feels like little aggro.

Tiger (14:41)
Yeah, because it's summer, ugh. Yeah. That's going be really fun. Yay.

Savannah (14:43)
I know it's going to be so hot, but I'm excited. So stay tuned for that report. well,

also circling back, the part that I don't need your opinion on is the Puma Ballet flats I'm going to get.

Tiger (14:52)
Ooh. Mm.

hate

Savannah (14:59)
I kind of love them. I think you're going to come around to them.

Tiger (15:03)
Like, no. What are yeah, what are you gonna, ⁓ internet going out, sorry, gotta go. Like, what are you gonna wear them with? What are you gonna wear them with?

Savannah (15:06)
You're speechless.

⁓ a skirt.

A skirt, a dress, a cropped jean.

Tiger (15:21)
Maybe one loafer on one foot and the ballet flat on the other.

Savannah (15:26)
and just really like

dip my toe into flat culture.

Tiger (15:31)
You should also wear like really large hoops and a Gucci head scarf and just make it like tiger's biggest nightmare outfit and come around me that would be perfect. No, I do like hoops but remember like the crazy hoops you would wear.

Savannah (15:40)
Wait, you don't like hoops?

well remember like, I don't know what.

Tiger (15:49)
I mean, there's a lot of

crazy stuff I would wear too, but like, it was just a lot. Yeah.

Savannah (15:52)
talk about like another lifetime. Like

I had these hoops. It was like I was not leaving the house without a hoop and it was like.

Tiger (16:00)
Okay,

these were like your party hoops though, like you weren't it's not like you were like going to the grocery store in these hoops like they were serious business, but they were just a lot. Yeah, they would like prop her ear up.

Savannah (16:04)
You

No, it wasn't. They were like the size of my head. That is so crazy. and

my number and my number my like, everyone always said that I looked like Khloe Kardashian.

Tiger (16:25)
Which was honestly true.

Savannah (16:27)
It was true. was just like the vibe at the time, I guess.

Tiger (16:32)
It was so the vibe. It was so the vibe. Like right now, I don't know if that is the vibe, know, frontal lobe developed. Imagine I was like, you totally remind me of somebody. Khloe Kardashian in 2015. Like that's crazy. Worst compliment ever.

Savannah (16:36)
It better fucking not be.

That's crazy. Now it's Iris. Everyone says I look like her.

We cannot talk about Love Island for a third week in a row. Sorry for bringing it up.

Tiger (16:55)
Iris from Love Island? Is that a Love Island girl? my God, I thought that was Iris Palmer.

Savannah (16:58)
Everyone sends that to me. Yeah.

No, babe, people don't think I look like her.

Tiger (17:05)
I was so confused because I was like,

you don't look like her at all.

Savannah (17:09)
No, no, Iris from Love Island.

Tiger (17:12)
⁓

Savannah (17:14)
how was your week, beloved?

Tiger (17:15)
We're like obsessed with commenting

on things. We like don't know about that's like my favorite thing ever No, like you guys stop if we like if we bring up love I'll one more time like cancel us or something ⁓

Savannah (17:19)
No, I know. We keep bringing it up. Like, why would anyone care that we didn't watch the violin?

Wait, what the hell?

My mom just texted me. She opened her birthday present a little early. And well, someone was supposed to wrap it. That's so annoying. Did I say Christmas or birthday? I meant birthday. Happy early birthday to my mom.

Tiger (17:37)
I do that.

⁓

my God, we love her.

Savannah (17:50)
Queen alert.

Tiger (17:51)
Big hearts, put your hearts up.

So my week was really good. Actually, the most traumatic thing ever happened. ⁓

Savannah (17:57)
What?

Tiger (18:01)
So, know, in a spin class, actually, I'm like, where do I start? Where do I start? I was perusing Lululemon and I found these shorts that were such a pretty iridescent purple. Like I was like, oh, these are so cute. They were sweat proof, allegedly. And I was like, you know what? I'm going to buy them. These are so cute. They're on final sale. Like, why not get them?

Savannah (18:03)
This is the funniest thing of my life.

Thank ⁓

on sale and there were a lot in stock.

Tiger (18:30)
And yeah, there were

Savannah (18:30)
You were like.

Tiger (18:31)
like three or four pairs. So I was like, you know what? I'm gonna get them. They're really cute. So I get them. And I was like, you know what? I'm gonna like debut them in my spin class, which...

Savannah (18:40)
You FaceTime me on the way to spin

and you're like, look at these cute Lulu shorts. And I was like, ⁓ that's a really, yeah, I was like, that's really brave color to wear, but so happy for you.

Tiger (18:46)
Savannah was like, oh God. Which I've worn light color

shorts before and I've never had a problem. And Lulu ones at that. So get in my spin class, doing my little pedaling and it's about two or three songs into the class. It's warm, getting steamy, mirrors getting steamy. Beat of Sweat in Phoenix, Arizona, mind you, it was 105 degrees outside, you. Beat of Sweat drops.

Savannah (18:58)
at that.

In Phoenix, Arizona, mind you.

Tiger (19:15)
from my forehead to the top of my thigh hits the surface of the shorts. Shorts go from iridescent purple to black.

Savannah (19:24)
And very, very light purple, like lavender.

Tiger (19:27)
Super light, like a flower, like a flower.

Savannah (19:29)
Like, ⁓

yeah.

Tiger (19:33)
Literally my face as I was peddling on this fucking bike and mind you like My ass was already sweaty as fuck like I lit it like I knew and I was like, game over Literally game over also I was front row because I'm literally an attention whore and have to be sitting in the front Looking at myself in the mirror all these people behind me

Savannah (19:39)
You

Oh, that's a fun fact about Tiger. If he doesn't get,

Tiger's so specific about which spot he takes in a workout class. Like he makes us get there so early if we go together and he'll be like, I just like have to be in front of the mirror.

Tiger (19:57)
Hahaha

No, I just like, it's so important for me. Like I like to look at myself. Literally by the end of the class, the entirety back half of the shorts were a different color and it was so bad. was so livid. No, it was actually insane. I've never seen anything like it either. Like actually, it's like, wasn't even from sweat. It was just like purely heat that just like made it change color. Like it was the most

Savannah (20:13)
It was insane. I've never seen anything like it.

No, that was pretty criminal.

Tiger (20:31)
wretched thing ever I actually walked out early I actually walked out early

and like I will be calling the Better Business Bureau and like I will be holding a protest outside of the Scottsdale Lululemon for selling me those shorts and telling me with a smile on their fucking face that they were good shorts. Like I'm literally sick to my stomach.

Savannah (20:44)
We need to

post when we post this clip, because we will be clipping this, we need to post in a swipe the picture you

Tiger (20:59)
We really don't. We really don't. Like you guys, it was so bad. Like it was actually so bad. Like and I took like multiple photos because it was just kind of funny. Like I was laughing while crying. Some of the photos I can't even share. Like it's that bad. Like it actually was insane. It happened to the best of us, I guess. But like literally shoot me. It was so embarrassing.

Savannah (21:04)
It was crazy

you

Happen to the best of us.

I don't even know the silver lining. You know what? The silver lining, you're sweating out the toxins, babe.

Tiger (21:35)
Sure. Sure. But no, it's actually so funny. then literally, my God, to make matters like a million times worse, I posted about it on my close friend's story because I thought it was like so funny.

Savannah (21:37)
Sure.

You after being like, can

net those photos cannot see the light of day. cannot share them. And then you post.

Tiger (21:51)
Well, I posted ones that, well,

one photo that was like not the worst, most egregious photo on the planet, where also like Loki looks kind of good. The story made like minimal noise. Like barely anybody responded. I literally was excited. No, literally. My Jim responded, don't come back. You need to replace the bike. Yeah, literally. No, literally.

Savannah (22:04)
Everyone was like, ew.

Yeah, they're like, this is actually like a biohazard. Yeah

Tiger (22:18)
It was actually so bad. was expecting people to be like, oh my God, that's hilarious. Literally. It made minimal noise. Like a few people responded. And then I was like, I can never show my face again.

Savannah (22:19)
They're invoicing you for the seat.

sorry who if you're pretending you have a bit in a situation where your ass is really sweaty and it leaves a mark on something or you can tell then like get away from me because you're a fucking liar okay

Tiger (22:40)
No, literally,

and like, sorry, dump truck girl, like, with great power comes great responsibility. Like, I have to watch out for those things.

Savannah (22:45)
And don't even get me,

seriously, you have to watch out. And don't even get me started on like if you have lotion on your legs.

Tiger (22:55)
or body oil.

Savannah (22:57)
No, like seriously, it is, it's treacherous and like more people need to talk about it. So I'm glad we're using our platform.

Tiger (22:59)
It's treacherous territory. ⁓

Yeah.

I'm, yeah, that word starting a nonprofit and it's gonna be like, B-A-A-S, baddies against ass sweat.

Savannah (23:22)
Well, while you're posting up a storm on your close friends, am, which like, I love your close friend story. mean, obviously like anything that goes on your close friends, like I've probably already seen it.

Tiger (23:24)
So yeah.

I'm addicted.

Yeah, no, like you knew about it at first. You read my mind.

Savannah (23:38)
I don't have a way. Actually, I did make a close friends

for when we started the podcast and I didn't want to post it on my real story. I made a close friends and so many people messaged me like, oh my God, so honored to be added to your close friends. And so many people like added me to their close

it was my first time making close friends and like, I don't know, I just don't really do that. I'm more living life off my phone.

Tiger (24:04)
I'm the opposite.

Savannah (24:05)
Well, I feel like I'm such an oversharer. then I went to. I went to know I'm always on my phone, but like I went to this party and I was like, hmm, let me try out being like, obviously I wouldn't go as far as to say like private and mysterious, but like, you know, the evil eye is real. Sometimes if you have like good things happening, they are. And sometimes I do think it's nice if you have like happy things happening to you to sort of like keep them close to your heart.

Tiger (24:07)
my phone right now.

Mm-hmm.

Monitoring spirits are out there.

Mm-hmm.

Savannah (24:35)
because I don't know, it's just kind of nice. So I was like, let me try out not oversharing at this party. And I was like, wait, maybe these private people are onto something like that was kind of fun.

Tiger (24:44)
Yeah. Well, there's definitely certain topics where like I would prefer to be cautious about sharing. Like I feel like career stuff and like finance stuff, like romance and relationships. I know I was going to say romantic. No, I'm like on one. I'm like this whole episode. I don't know why I didn't even have a coffee and I'm like feeling like I had 20.

Savannah (24:52)
Especially with the right, with the wrong people. Yeah.

Romance, you're pronouncing things.

I love, I love.

That's so good. I had a Celsius and a coffee. I have a blister on my toe, I can tell. Whatever.

Tiger (25:18)
my god, it's Celsius

and coffee and blister. no, literally. Yeah, I feel like career, finance and romance are like three things that I feel like sometimes you don't have to overshare, you know?

Savannah (25:21)
Whoa.

And it's like, what's the point of sharing? But on the one hand, it's like, my God, I'm so excited about this. I want to tell everyone. But sometimes it's rewarding to keep things close to your heart.

Tiger (25:36)
Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Guys, I'm letting the cat out of the bag. I'm married.

Savannah (25:48)
How

baddy would that be? feel like that would be so baddy to have like a secret. Like I love when people like this girl I know got married and she like literally never posted her boyfriend slash fiance until like their wedding day and I just think that's so like

Tiger (25:53)
you

Yeah, I love that

for them. I think it's like so fun and it's so cute, but I'm just a lover. Like I just want to love. You know what I mean? Yeah, like I want to love out loud and like I while I get why people are like, I'm like, I don't want to be like, I don't want my husband on social media. I don't want this. I don't want that. It's like, I kind of do like I do want to like post the fun things and like, I just think it's cute. Like I like it. And I feel like it. I don't know. I'm going to be the type of person that's going to want to like

Savannah (26:07)
Love out loud.

Mm-hmm.

Tiger (26:29)
be loud about that and like broadcast it, I guess, because I'll probably just be like excited and happy.

Savannah (26:34)
Yeah, also, a caveat to all of this is like, if I'm getting a pic where like, if I look super skinny or really good, like that's going online. Yeah, I'm posting it.

Tiger (26:42)
It's getting posted. No, like it's getting posted. No, like if my waist,

if my waist to butt ratio is there, it's getting posted. I don't care who's in it. It could be, it could be your man that's in it and I'm posting it. And you know what? Your man's in my DMs. ⁓ your man's in my DMs. no, literally though.

Savannah (26:49)
Post. Yeah. Your man's of IDM.

Speaking of men

posting, Travis Barker, no, not Travis Barker, Travis Kelsey posted a swipe featuring lots of photos of Taylor, which some people might be thinking, why is that groundbreaking? We know that they're dating, but to me, I loved it. Yeah, Tiger was like, wait, why? Because I literally sent it to Tiger and I was like, study this so you aren't allowed to stay tomorrow when we record. Like, no, I didn't see that.

Tiger (27:18)
Me being one of them. No, I love that.

Savannah (27:27)
It was just so cute. Like, and that's one thing about talking about like loving out loud. I'm so happy for Taylor that her ex Joe Alwyn like was so private. mean, Taylor's very private, but like he was so private and like, I think it was a detriment of their relationship. Like he never wanted to be in public. He hated the public eye and like, although Travis and Taylor are private, she is being loved out loud. Like he's not like

Tiger (27:31)
Mm-hmm.

I remember that.

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

Savannah (27:55)
⁓ Like he's not weird about pictures together. He's not like Ashamed or like threatened by her fame He just like embraces it and it literally makes me so happy for her that she's just like living this full life also She was in Montana

Tiger (27:58)
Mm-hmm

Yeah.

Savannah (28:14)
I have it on good authority, which is very close to our neck of the woods. And then my last question related to that is I wonder, I always wonder this with celebrities, especially people like Taylor Swift and the Kardashians who everyone like pretty much the general consensus is that they're like very calculated and hyper aware of their presence online, which like I do think is true. And everyone always jokes like, tree pain had to approve this like Taylor Swift's

Tiger (28:36)
Hmm. Yeah.

Savannah (28:44)
publicist. But I do wonder like, what was that process? Like, was Travis like, Hey, babe, do you want to edit any of these? Or like, do you like these for my photo dump? You know what I mean? Or was he just like, let me post like, what was that process?

Tiger (28:57)
No, honestly, and like, I think certain things are really calculated amongst that level. But I also think that at the end of the day, like, they are just people and like normal people things will excite them and normal people things will make them sad. And so I feel like that post probably wasn't like calculated in any way, I would say. I mean,

Savannah (29:13)
Yeah.

Right.

Tiger (29:27)
I hope to God he's like, hey, babe, do you want to face tune any of this as my man would? No, like everything's getting approved by T pain in this camp.

Savannah (29:31)
Yeah. Can you imagine?

Tiger (29:40)
Tree pain tree fuck

Savannah (29:40)
It's tree.

Tiger (29:43)
name. I guess my name's tiger.

Savannah (29:44)
But speaking of tea...

But speaking of T, we have to talk about the T app.

Tiger (29:50)
my God, I've been seeing this everywhere and I'm

a little interested. So you have to be a woman to get on it.

Savannah (29:56)
So you have to be a woman to get on it and it's marketed as like a safety thing. So you can find out if someone you're dating or like matched with or something has like a criminal record or a history of violence or that kind of thing. But it's turned into which let me just say like, nothing pains me more than siding with a man in a situation. But like girls

Tiger (30:10)
Hmm.

Yeah.

Savannah (30:25)
we have got to get it the fuck together because it is like crazy. I got it, which I don't know. It's been around for a long time. Like someone told me about it a few months ago, but something must have happened. Like it's being, it's viral right now and they've had like, yeah. And they've had like 900,000 applications or something. So I applied, you have to like submit your photo, which also the photos got leaked, which like yikes. ⁓ I mean, who cares, but.

Tiger (30:28)
I agree.

It's a lot on social media. Yeah.

I saw that.

Savannah (30:54)
Well, I think some people care because like, whatever, the whole thing is it's supposed to be private, but actually someone I know got posted and this is like, what's kind of crazy. Like I get it. If you want to expose someone for like cheating or like violence or all those kinds of things, but this was like a situation where they like matched and hadn't met yet and the girl had canceled and then like they didn't have firm plans and

Tiger (31:02)
Mmm.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Savannah (31:24)
the

girl like checked in and he was the guy was like, like I am busy like doing a little Sunday reset. Why don't we do something this week? And the girl like flipped out and then posted it. And all these people are commenting like, yeah, like such a narcissist, blah, blah, blah. And that like, I feel like we've lost the plot a little bit.

Tiger (31:39)
That is like crazy.

We so have because I was gonna say we've all done things that if they were blasted to a mass group could make us look horrible.

we've

Savannah (31:54)
And like.

Tiger (31:55)
all postponed, we've all canceled, we've all whatever. And it's just annoying. Like, I don't know, I don't. Yeah, I agree. But I also I've been a hater of those Facebook pages that are like,

NYC dating the same guy. I think all of that stuff is like really weird. And I stand by like if you're searching for something to get you hurt, you will find a way you're gonna find it like

Savannah (32:08)
Right.

you're gonna find it 100%,

Tiger (32:19)
that's just how it goes.

Savannah (32:19)
And it's just

it's sort of like a double edged sword because yes, I would wanna know if someone was like dangerous or whatever. And on the one hand, it's like, how can you know for sure? But things like that, like things like being inconsiderate, whatever, first of all, if you've never met someone, especially in New York, like everyone's on the apps, everyone's going on a million dates, like whatever, you don't really owe,

Tiger (32:23)
Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Savannah (32:40)
Of course it would be great if everyone like treated everyone like they do their best friends and like was so, I don't know, just like acted perfectly. But like you don't really owe complete strangers like your best, the best version of yourself. You know what I mean?

Tiger (32:55)
Totally.

Yeah,

no, I so agree. I so agree. And I feel like there's definitely a period of time where both parties can be a little like, like, you need to be held to like really high standards. But I don't know, my opinion changes every week. So ask me next week on Deep Dile.

Savannah (33:10)
Yeah.

Yeah.

No, seriously. But it just gets it just gets

like murky. I feel like when you're posting someone's name and photo and like this is an extreme example, but I was actually thinking about this in relation to like the whole Coldplay thing. Like people are getting their lives ruined for things not that you me being like cheating is fine. No, but like that guy's life is like pretty much ruined. I mean, I'm sure he'll be fine. But like and that was his own fault, of course. But like

Tiger (33:25)
Yes. ⁓

Yeah.

Yeah

Savannah (33:46)
We have to remember some things are like illegal and some things are just shitty things to do. And like, I think that people can really conflate the two and please stop getting your panties in a twist about like, I don't know. I just feel like if someone pisses you off that much, like if, a small thing like that makes you that mad that you need to go on like an online message board and write this whole thing, like you're a loser.

Tiger (33:52)
Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

⁓ Yeah, I agree.

Savannah (34:18)
You know what I mean? Like, people are dying.

Tiger (34:22)
Yeah, I agree. Especially when it's all private citizens. Me saying that to justify everything we say on the deep down podcast. I'm like, Oh, they're private citizens. And then we're like shit talking like literally every like celebrity Lauren Sanchez. But like, but do you know what I mean? There's such a difference. There's such a difference. Like, sorry, we're talking about someone who's on the cover of Vogue and like is spending millions of dollars to be in the public eye versus people who like

Savannah (34:27)
Yeah, I don't know like do I? Yeah

You

No, I know. But that's she's not a private citizen. Yeah.

Tiger (34:50)
had zero intention of doing it. Like, it's just so different. So I don't know. I do I like fully agree with you. It's two bitches saying exactly. Exactly.

Savannah (34:56)
And I just feel like as a woman, exactly, as a woman dating

in New York City, like you just deal with a lot of shit as I'm sure guys do too.

Tiger (35:10)
Mm-hmm.

Savannah (35:11)
it kind of gives, it makes us all seem crazy. Like that is not, I don't know guys, like let's figure this out.

Tiger (35:17)
Yeah.

I agree. And that's the tea.

Savannah (35:24)
That's the tea on tea, but it is kind of funny because like I've had so many guy friends text me like, Hey, do you mind searching me on tea? I know there's a lot of people I

Tiger (35:31)
Wait, that's like so funny. I know I went like, I don't know. I just like that stuff doesn't even cross

my mind. Somebody could literally

not show up to a date and block me and I still would not be like, let me post this online.

Savannah (35:45)
Because

I feel like you're not a fucking loser. Like that is loser behavior. Just go on your podcast, that gets zero views.

Tiger (35:47)
Yeah, I think that's literally what it is at the end of the day. Yeah. And the other thing too, no,

literally just give me the... No, the way the T-app is literally like anonymous and everything and like you have that cloak and we're like first and

Savannah (36:00)
We're like saying first and last.

Tiger (36:03)
And you know what,

Lauren Sanchez,

fuck you.

Savannah (36:06)
I was actually surprised like there were a lot of guys that I was like, surely they've been on they've like been written about before and they weren't so I'm like Hmm Yeah You can search name. You can search someone's phone number. You can search reverse search an image ⁓ It's like kind of crazy

Tiger (36:14)
Yeah, is it by name? Like, do you just search name or like?

Not a good day to be named Tiger, geez.

Wish my name was John.

Savannah (36:30)
No, I know it kind of sucks if you have a unique name

Tiger (36:33)
Wait, I'm to look

Savannah (36:34)
Well,

Tiger (36:34)
the

Q &A questions to see who did that. ⁓ my God.

Savannah (36:35)
We should do a whole...

for one of our bonus.

Tiger (36:41)
they said Savannah sounds like an owl.

Savannah (36:43)
Tiger, you want me to say, hoo, hoo.

Tiger (36:44)
No!

not gonna work!

Savannah (36:52)
I was born at night, not last

one am excited to get. ⁓

Tiger (36:55)
am I like rattled with anxiety?

Savannah (36:58)
Tiger just abruptly canceled the recording.

Tiger (36:59)
Wait, hi guys, we're back.

I said, have anxiety and then I ended it.

Savannah (37:04)
and then

turned off the... Okay. Also, it's riddled with anxiety, not rattled with anxiety, unless you're rattling. You said rattled. Roll the tapes.

Tiger (37:11)
I did say riddled with anxiety.

Well, I guess we can.

Savannah (37:15)
Well,

right as you were saying that, I was saying like, I'm so excited to get my Friday night started.

Tiger (37:22)
I'm excited too.

I'm going to a Mediterranean dinner and then gay club. That's kind of like every night, but whatever.

Savannah (37:23)
are you doing tonight?

You love.

obsessed.

Whatever. Well, I think with that we better. ⁓ can you tell I'm like trying to get the fuck out?

Tiger (37:36)
What are your plans?

Yeah, wait, was a horrible laugh. Cut that out.

Savannah (37:45)
Ha ha ha!

Tiger (37:47)
⁓ Like that's literally how I laughed like what?

Savannah (37:50)
Hey, hey, hey, hey, my plan's up.

Tiger (37:56)
I feel like my neighbor is probably like, who is this like, psych ward patient next to us?

Savannah (38:00)
Don't get me started on my neighbor.

Tiger (38:02)
well, this was so great chatting.

Savannah (38:02)
okay, I need to go get my Friday night on.

Tiger (38:06)
my God, get your freak on. So great to catch up.

Savannah (38:05)
It was so good. Great to catch up Tiger. everyone,

everyone, please like, comment, subscribe, follow and

Tiger (38:16)
stream, send it to your

mother, send it to your brother, send it to your situationship.

Savannah (38:21)
your flexuationship, your sexcapade partner, your...

Tiger (38:25)
your humiliation

ship, which some of us may have.

Savannah (38:29)
⁓

and everyone don't forget to say hi don't forget to say hi to me if you're at kind music tomorrow I'll be in a babushka Okay, well bye bye

Tiger (38:39)
yeah, she'll be there in probably the brightest head scarf you've ever seen. Okay, well with that, dialing

out, bye.