What's up? How's everyone doing? Doing well, doing well. Doing great, man. Chilling, chilling. Ready to play. Doing good. Yeah. Welcome, everyone. This is Wonderful D&D Podcast. We don't have a title yet for our campaign, but we're gonna work on it. So, I guess we'll start from my... This way? You wanna introduce yourself?
SPEAKER_02:Yep.
SPEAKER_00:Uh... You can give your real name if you want.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, I guess. I'm just, uh, I'm Chris. I'm playing Shusui. And, uh, yeah. We'll see how this campaign goes. And
SPEAKER_00:we'll go down there.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, we'll go down.
SPEAKER_00:Just so it makes sense. Yeah, we'll just go clockwise. My name is Kent, and I'll be playing Black Sky. This is my first time playing D&D, so I'm just... I'm here for the vibes and here to enjoy the whole journey. Nice. Yep, my name is Jor. I'm playing Wagnu. I'm a fire bard. I'm a little bit of everything, but I'm excited to just get in, have some fun, and play some good D&D. Hell yeah. My name is Jackie, or you can call me The Fool. I am your dungeon master for this campaign. Just like everyone else here, we're all... I'm also pretty new to this version of D&D, which is D&D 24. This is actually our first real play of the new edition. And then, like everyone else said earlier, they're also newcomers too, so... There's gonna be a lot of mistakes made, but we're all here for the learning process, right? For a good time, yep. Yeah, for a good time. And I hope you guys come along and just see how far we can go with this. Okay, so without further ado, let's get started. The midday sun hangs high above the village of Dolong. Its golden light filtering through the dense canopy of pine and cherry trees that surround the settlement. A cool breeze carries the scents of fresh wood shavings, earthy herbs, and the faintest hint of incense from the place of worship atop the hill. The gentle hum of village life is alive here. Woodworkers shaping planks. the rhythmic clatter of a weaver's loom, and the cheerful calls of children playing by a nearby stream. Yet beneath this idyllic surface, something stirs, an unspoken tension carried on the wind. For generations, the people of Yuping have lived in harmony with the spirits, their lives guided by ancient traditions and quiet faith, but lately the spirits have grown restless. Whispers of unease ripple through the village, of strange sights in the forest, of shadows that stand too long, and of the river running stiller than it should. It is here, in this secluded and serene place, that fate has drawn each of you. The Nuku'l Pass looms behind you, its peak shrouded in lingering fog. You step past its trails, the biting chill giving way to the warmer embrace of the valley. Ahead lies a familiar sight of Douwang Village, but the teachings you've accumulated leads you to another place. As you descend to the valley, Shusui, you make your way to the Shrine of Pavos. The shrine stands as it always has, a small pagoda-style structure on top of a small hill that oversees Douwang Village. You see a basin of clear water that sits near the entrance, while incense smothers faintly add an altar surrounded by offerings of fresh flowers, fruit and intricately woven talismans. What do you do?
SPEAKER_02:I just take in a breath. Glad to be back in my homeland, even though it was only a few weeks I was gone. I began looking to see if I see any familiar faces, anyone I knew during my earlier years when I was traveling all across the land.
SPEAKER_00:Go ahead and give me a perception check. First roll of the game, let's go.
SPEAKER_02:Ooh,
SPEAKER_00:perception.
SPEAKER_02:Let's go. All right. 13 plus four, 17.
SPEAKER_00:17. As you look around, you don't see anyone that seems to be around here, but you do hear a sound behind you.
SPEAKER_01:Ruff, ruff.
SPEAKER_00:And a little white dog runs behind you. Towards you.
SPEAKER_02:Yep. I really didn't think you would follow me all the way through the past, but you're willing to follow me this far. I guess you can stick around. It
SPEAKER_00:kind of looks at you and tilts his head sideways a little bit. Kind of confused at what you're saying. And then he just goes back and plays with like the butterflies that flies by. I
SPEAKER_02:just, yeah, I kind of let it play a couple feet away from me as I kind of take in my surroundings, trying to, I guess, learn more about the village, see if I see anyone doing something shady or something that doesn't quite make sense to me.
SPEAKER_00:Okay. so you're not at the village yet you're on top of a hill that you can see the village from down below so where you're at you're at the um the shrine where the um the altar of pavos is
SPEAKER_02:well i guess i'll just uh head uh towards the village trying to get back to civilization pretty much
SPEAKER_00:Can you give me a history or religion check real fast?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, I'll do a history. Nine. Nine.
SPEAKER_00:No modifiers?
SPEAKER_02:I already added
SPEAKER_00:it. With a nine, you recall your family often coming here and praying at the altar before they... go to the village?
SPEAKER_02:Recalling this, I leave a little bit of food at the shrine before I make my way towards the village.
SPEAKER_00:And as you get closer to the shrine, with your nine history, you also recall that before you approach the shrine, you must cleanse yourself. What you see is cleanse yourself. Oh, okay. And what you see in front of the shrine is a basin of water.
SPEAKER_02:Is there anything else or is there just a base in the water?
SPEAKER_00:You see the base in the water and you see the fruits and the flowers by the shrine. the altar okay um you do see um like a statue like a statue like a little statue of uh pavos himself or itself
SPEAKER_02:i will scoop a little bit of water out of the basin to kind of like wash my hands and then kind of like wash the dirt and grime off my face
SPEAKER_00:okay as you look into the basin um can you please describe to us what you see I
SPEAKER_02:see a young man with black hair, red eyes, and I see my ceremonial outfit that was prepared by basically my parents and the group that took care of me, which since I never became one of the faith myself, I still use the ceremonial like robes. I just refashioned it into more of like a rogues or kind of like outerwear to represent the family that I lost.
SPEAKER_00:You commence with cleaning yourself. You leave a little offering at the shrine. Is there something specific that you left there?
SPEAKER_02:No, just some grain and a little bit of jerky.
SPEAKER_00:Okay. Also, with your 17 perception check from earlier, you start to hear footsteps coming from behind you.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, I kind of just finish leaving my offerings and I kind of turn around and take a look at who's walking up.
SPEAKER_00:What you see is an older man with a wooden cane. He has a long white beard, bald and like a little bit of hair from the side right there. He looks towards you and you can see in his face from the distance that he's at, he's pretty close to you now. We'll say like a good 15, 10 feet. You can see from his face that he notices you right away. And he goes, Shusui, after all these years,
SPEAKER_02:your steps return here first. Do I recognize him?
SPEAKER_00:Uh... Let's go history check. Let's leave it up to the dice. Uh,
SPEAKER_02:that's a nat one, so... No. Oh,
SPEAKER_00:shoot. First nat 1. Oh, shit,
SPEAKER_02:our first nat 1. Three rolls in.
SPEAKER_00:It's already here. You cannot recall who this man is. I, uh...
SPEAKER_02:I have... It's me! I apologize. I... I've traveled to many places and I've seen a lot of people and I'm afraid I just can't put a name to the face right now. Remind me who you are, sir? It's
SPEAKER_00:okay. It has been years since you left. It's me, Elder Tubb. As he says his name, it kind of comes back to you a little bit that he, you now know that he's the elder of the Wang village and he comes to the shrine a lot to just pray. I
SPEAKER_02:see you're still coming here to pray. Has everything been all right in the village?
SPEAKER_00:Um, right as you say that, you see his face kind of like turns like pale a little bit. Um, you see a little bit of concern. Ugh. It seems that something is going on. But I... He turns around. The dog's, like, running around. I'm like, shoot, get.
SPEAKER_02:Damn dogs. This is your dog? I guess he's mine now. He's been following me the past, like, couple days.
SPEAKER_00:Oh, I'm allergic to dogs. um he starts walking down the uh from where you came from and he says come walk with me to the village much has changed since you last walked these paths besides i i find that conversation flows better when you're when one's feet are moving And he just keeps walking.
SPEAKER_02:I follow him, and then if he's carrying anything, I kind of just grab it for him.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, okay. He's not carrying anything. He's just holding his cane, walking down. Alright, so you guys start going down. You guys are about side to side now. He turns towards you slightly. The winds have carried... He taps his staff on the ground a little bit. Some among the villagers have reported strange happenings. As you guys continue walking down, um... Of course. I thank you for your service always. Perhaps your return is not mere coincidence. Bubbles guides us in ways we do not always see. What do you think, Shu Sui?
SPEAKER_02:Well, if the past few weeks are anything to go off of, then yes, something is disturbing the natural order. After all, my parents, they were no warriors, but they were well adept at protecting themselves. What happened, there was nothing we could have done.
SPEAKER_00:Tell
SPEAKER_02:me,
SPEAKER_00:tell me, did you find what you were looking for out there?
SPEAKER_02:It gave me a moment to process what had happened and give me time to resolve myself before coming back. So, yes. I found my moment of peace.
SPEAKER_00:He looks at you and smiles. I truly am happy you're back. Just know that some might not take a liking to it. As I, the people of Yuping, we don't leave this place. And you have.
SPEAKER_02:Well, I never was one who got along with the, those on the stricter side. But, I, my old friends, they should be able to help me out if I can find them.
SPEAKER_00:As you say that, um... You guys go past a few forests. You see, as you guys get closer to the village, it starts to get a little more lively. You start to hear kids laughing around. You start to hear the sound of hammers working. And you find yourself at an entrance to the village. You guys going in and you see some of the villagers, they nod respectfully to the elder. And to you, their expressions are curious. Elder Tubb looks at you and says, Here we are. The long has grown in some ways, yet remains the same in others. It's good to see you back, Shusui. It's good to be back. I have some matters to take care of at the temple. I suggest you walk around a bit.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, it'll be good to remember more peaceful times.
SPEAKER_00:Where's the first place that you're going towards to? What would you go towards to?
SPEAKER_02:I'd go towards an inn to kind of try and find a place to stay for the night.
SPEAKER_00:Okay. You start going towards the inn. You know that the only inn in this village is an inn that's called the Carved Horn Tavern. And as you get near the inn, you stop. Something catches your eye. It's a nice little statue of a dragonborn clad in armor um surrounding like a little fountain and your little white dog starts sparking and starts going over there and running in circles
SPEAKER_02:i head over and i try and figure out what's setting off my uh my dog if there's anything specific
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, you get there and go ahead and roll me an investigation check.
SPEAKER_02:That is another natural one. That is terrifying. The now one.
SPEAKER_00:That's crazy, dude. Two natural ones in a row, man.
SPEAKER_02:That is...
SPEAKER_00:Maybe I
SPEAKER_02:need to not roll on my
SPEAKER_00:notebook. You can't roll on your rolling thing. Don't you have one of these? You gotta get one of these.
UNKNOWN:Uh...
SPEAKER_00:A natural one, you go and you just start, you crouch down and you just start playing with your dog.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, yeah, sounds right.
SPEAKER_00:And with that, we're going to switch on over to the next two players. As the world steadies beneath your feet, you find yourself standing on a dusty, uneven road. The air is crisp and carries the faint scent of pine and earth, but your surroundings are unfamiliar. A faint shimmer of otherworldly energy crackles around you for the briefest moment before dissipating, leaving behind an eerie stillness. You're unharmed but disoriented, as if the threads of reality just unraveled and wove themselves anew beneath your feet. You guys kind of plop down as if you guys just appeared out of nowhere. What you see What are you guys doing? Alright, I take a look around. And then I say to Black Sky, Well, that was a little strange, wasn't it? Yeah, do you recognize where we're at? No, but it's a lot better than where we were, so that's better already. You said you were looking for your village. Does this look anything familiar to you? A little, but I'm still not... No big landmarks here ring a bell. I do remember the rice paddies though And I see a lot of them over here. Do you want to go check it out with me or? Were you heading towards the same village as me or are you okay? Follow in with me We could check out the rice paddies Awesome, let's go definitely in the right direction
SPEAKER_01:We take the right path
SPEAKER_00:okay you guys take the right path um you guys go through some rice patties um well not through but by them you see a few farmers who are working the rice patties right now um can you guys both roll me a perception check It's the 12 dice, right? D20. It's the 20-sided dice. Holy. Eight. Holy. Eight. Eight. 16. 16. Wongnu, you're kind of like walking through and just very amazed by everything you're seeing right now. You're like, oh, wow. It's so bright here. They're so nice. Look at these farmers. They're so hardworking. Black Sky Yu, though, as Wagnu is taking the lead and being this happy-go-lucky looking person, you see that the faces on these farmers, they're almost concerned about I don't think we're wanted here. Wagnu. I think we maybe have taken the wrong path. Or something has happened in the village
SPEAKER_01:here. Wait, why makes you say that?
SPEAKER_00:They're looking at us strange.
SPEAKER_01:Oh shoot, are they?
SPEAKER_00:Don't look. You're making it too obvious. Alright. I mean... They seem pretty friendly so far. Should we just try talking to one of them? You can try. Not me, maybe. I'm not the friendliest looking fella. Alright, let me just ask someone near me. I take a look around to see who the nearest person or nearest villager is. To your left of the rice paddies, you see about 10 feet away from you... an older woman with brown hair. And she's kind of like bending over on the rice paddies, just kind of like doing her job. Awesome. I set my weapons down on the ground next to the black sky first. And then I walk over to her while I was waving at her to get her attention. Okay. Can you give me a... a... Athletics checks, please. Definitely. That's... Oh my god, that's nine. Okay. You step into the rice paddies. Would you say Wagnu has experience with the rice paddies and stuff at all? Yeah, yeah. Definitely. Okay. So you know that... rice paddies are muddy and they're grimy and not something you could just you should just walk into if you're not prepared for it and but for this moment it just slips your mind and you go into it and your your boots they sink down um you find yourself kind of like stuck unable to like take your feet out and walk uh you see the lady turns towards you looks at you it's like what are you doing here Help! I got stuck. I was trying to... I need help. Can you come help me real quick? She starts walking towards you. Skye, how far are you from Wagnu? I am... Considering that Wagnu just walked into the rice field, I'm maybe a feet away only. A feet or two. And right as she walks towards you, she sees Skye. And she's like, and she runs off as fast as she can through the rice paddies away from you. Wayne! Am I able to call her back with the weight or make her stop with the weight? Sure, you can try. You can try. Give me a persuasion check. Perfect. All right, let's go. Okay, so that was 23. Damn, that's really good. Let's go, let's go. As you say, wait, she stops right where she's at. She turns back to you. Take this moment to tell us, the viewers, how does Wagnu look like? Anything you want to explain to us to tell us what we see? Tall, handsome, rich, paper-cut... No, I'm just kidding. Wagnu is a... Nothing like me in real life, but 5'2", brown hair, one eye green, one eye blue, because Wagnu has an interesting history, which I'll get into later, but... The most, I guess, significant part of his appearance is his ears. They are slightly pointed, but they have been cut to look more like a human's ear because I'm an elf. Okay. This woman is like six feet. So she comes and as she gets closer, you see like, oh, she's toned. She's like muscular, you know. She picks you up. okay okay puts you back where sky is looks at sky real fast and right as she looks at sky you see her her like her face just like kind of drops a little bit and then she turns and she just runs off oh shoot okay i guess they don't like you black sky i guess she didn't like you come on you can tell by my looks no one would look at a tiefling. Don't say that about yourself. You're handsome. But that wasn't any help, really. She just kind of saved me and ran away. I guess people are kind of on edge around here. Do you still want to venture deeper into the village? It's been a long journey. We could look into it and spend the night here. Hmm. That sounds like a great idea. I look around to see where the best path towards the inn is. Okay. Let's see. As you guys get out, you see... The road that you guys were on, you see that it leads to the village. But you guys aren't at the village yet. So... You guys start... The two of you start walking towards the village. You see the entrance now. And... You do see two persons standing there, kind of like guarding the entrance. Hm. Wagnu, do you want to talk to them, or should I? Um, let's go together, but first let me get my weapons back, just in case. Okay. So I take my weapons back from Black Sky. Alright, alright. I guess let me do the talking first. Sounds good. We walk up towards the two guys, the two guards. Right as you walk towards them, you see the one to your left, he's like a bigger guy with sharp features. He walks towards you, you see he has a wooden spear and his armor is mixed with bamboo and leather. He goes, Oi! You there! Halt! You're nuts from around here. State your business. We're just tired. We've had a long day and we just want a place to rest for the night. We don't take kindly to strangers around here. And right as he says that, you see the other guy, the other guard, kind of like scoots up. He goes, Easy jerking. They don't look like trouble. This one's more younger. He's more like, Oh, gosh. So black sky is about six feet, seven, 240 pounds.
SPEAKER_01:Think
SPEAKER_00:of LeBron James, but pale skin with a ashy tone with red eyes and two large horns in the front and just like a long black mane.
UNKNOWN:Hmm.
SPEAKER_00:Yes, that's how sky looks so he stands out a lot Yeah, and you're way taller than I'll walk news. So you're like they see he's still Well the first card Don't waste our time Like I know I know he doesn't look like the friendliest guy, but I promise you I The last thing I remember was waking up in the forest and this guy saved me. He guided me to this village because he said that this was a nice friendly village where they let people rest when they're tired at the end of a long day. So, is he wrong? Or... Can we rest here? Uh, it turns the black sky real fast. How do you know that? Um... Well, dude, go ahead and give me a precision check real fast. Perfect. And Sky, you also give me one too, and then... Let's do this. Alright. I got 17. I got 13. Okay. He looks at Sky. How do you know that about our village? You see, they're not as guarded anymore. They're kind of chilled out now a little bit. I turn to Wagnu and I whisper, should we mention the tree spirit? Hey, no, no secrets here. Tell us the truth. I got this. I got this. Everybody knows this village is safe and has the strongest and most handsome guards that are just kind and just they care about everything. Wanderers who, you know, are not safe out here in the wild. Everyone knows Do Wang Village is safe and will cater to hungry, lonely wanderers. Come on, you can't name one person on this side of the mountains that doesn't know this. I mean, unless things have changed since I last been here. The skinnier one comes like... Jukren, he's talking about me. It's okay. And by the way, it's Do-Wong, not Do-Wing. Do-Wong. Just so you know. And he gives like a little wink. It's all right, Jukren. Let them in. We're Do-Wong Village. It's like you said, we're kind people here. Okay? They obviously need help. We won't be any trouble. The bigger one's like, I'll be watching you. And they kind of just scoot to the side a little bit. Don't make any trouble. Loud and clear. All right, can we walk in? Can we walk in now? Yeah, you guys walk in. Awesome, we walk in. You guys walk in and the village, it feels like a world apart from the chaos that you guys were in before. It's home are built in the style of old, raised on sturdy wooden stilts, thatched roof. You see chickens everywhere. You see childrens everywhere playing around. You guys said you were going towards the the end or looking towards the end yes yes um how about roll me a survival check real fast only 12 for me i got a 16. sky with a 16 you because you guys never been there before even though you guys are saying He has never been here before, so you don't know where it's exactly at, but Sky, your ways as being able to defend for yourselves, you instantly know that you should go where the crowd's at. That's usually where you can ask for information if you need information, or you can find help if you need help. you see like a whole bunch of people crowded up by what looks like a marketplace and you see a whole bunch of like just buildings right there and you see a big building with like a behind the marketplace like a like a nice carved horn i think if we're looking for an inn there should be a pub nearby or there should be a market nearby the inn I think we're headed towards the right direction. Can you guide us? I can't see anything. Everyone here is gigantic. Don't worry, Wagner. Just follow me.
SPEAKER_01:Okay.
SPEAKER_00:And so we walk. I'm assuming since we're past the entrance of the gate, we're barely at the beginning, so we're walking down the main road. Yep. what's everyone what's what's the both of your perception passive perception real fast is that the stat yeah it should be on 12 it should be on your stat sheet um
SPEAKER_02:yeah it should be below your saving throws
SPEAKER_00:yeah my saving throws
SPEAKER_01:under the saving throws
SPEAKER_00:oh uh 11 11 okay um You guys are walking through the village. You see like a few kids running around. They seem almost interested in the both of you. They kind of like stop in there for a little bit and then you see like their parents yell at them like, stop doing that, come back over here. You also stop by and see a nice looking statue of a dragonborn clad in armor. in a small fountain. You see a young man clad in white playing with a dog. You guys think, oh, that's a nice dog. And then you guys continue walking past him. And you find yourself in right by the inn now, or the building with the carved horn. Magnu, do you... Still want to do the talking part? I believe this is it. I'm tired, man. Yeah, let's just get in there and try to get a room to rest. Yeah, sounds good to me. It's been a long day. And as soon as you guys go towards the door, with your passive perception, you start to hear like bickering or like a commotion happening behind you guys. Do you guys want to try to listen in? Or do you guys want to just leave it at that? I turn to Wagnu and ask him. Do you hear that? Should we just mind our own business? I did. And honestly, I really want to. But, you know, everyone's just so on edge around here. I want to know at least a little bit of what's going on. I don't want to wake up tomorrow and then we got, you know, we're just surrounded by a bunch of angry villagers. So let's just... Let's just take a quick peek and see what all the commotion's about. Okay. This is your lead, Wagnu. All right. I kind of look towards where the noise, the commotion is coming from. Yeah, and you guys go towards it. As you guys are walking towards it, you see, like, people are, like, almost, like, giving way to you guys. And they look at you and, like, oh, oh, shit. And they just kind of, like, run off. You guys get closer and... you guys are about like a good like 15 feet away from now from them now uh you see um a humanoid man he's like he has like a hood on like a hooded and he has like a green robe on he's holding a step uh both staff on one one arm and on the other arm he has uh you can clearly see that he has no no arm you see another man next to him in a brown brown shirt brown hair you can clearly tell they're arguing about something and you see like a big pot behind behind the man the brown hair man okay all right let's go let's just go ask these guys what all this commotion is about I slowly approach the two men. Give me a perception check real fast. 18 on my end. As you get closer, you start to hear their voices more clear now. You hear the... The green-robed man, green-hooded man. This thing's not right. I can feel it. Like an itch you can't scratch. Or a batty meal you can't walk off. You've been keeping this all day in your stall? The other one crosses his arm like this. You're imagining things. It's just an old pot. If you don't want to buy it, fine. Leave me be. They bicker on back and forth. The green road man goes and says, Imagining things? Oh, you're right. I must be hallucinating. Let me just close my one good eye and pretend I don't feel the swirling mess trouble wrapped around this thing. But sure, let's ignore the guy who's been keeping your village spare free for the past decade. That's like a good idea, huh? And before the merchant can respond, you, Wang Nu, you see the pot suddenly begins to tremble and shake. Can I walk up to the two men? You just walk up straight to them? I'll walk up cautiously. Like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Go ahead. Did you guys see... Oh, sorry. Did you guys see that? The pot? The green road man turns to you. What? What? What did you see? I could have sworn I just saw that pot move a little as if something was alive inside of it. He turns toward the other guy. See, I told you. I told you something's wrong. Something's wrong. If he sees it, everyone can see it. Now tell me, what are you up to? Before the other guy came to say anything, Wagnu, make me a... constitution saving throw
SPEAKER_01:oh okay
SPEAKER_00:um do i still use the d20 yeah sorry d20 uh it should be so this should be your own like separate stats for saving throws i got i won't say but yeah i got you that's 18 nice um you see that the pot starts to shimbles even more and you hear like a like a little hum that goes louder and all of a sudden the pop drops down and break uh you see like a black smoke comes out of it and it pushes the man in the green back a little bit uh with 18 you save and you kind of like stand your guard and uh the other guy that he was arguing with he just like boom falls straight down what you see that comes out from the pot is this creature that's like purple skinned um she has like long black hair she's holding like what seems to be like a like a leaf and then you also see three shadowy figures that pops out around her and they just come and stay around the man that has fallen down uh the green road man goes back and he goes well this is just great i want some dumplings not a death match guess the pot was cursed now who could have seen that coming uh he turns toward you yo you with a sword you ready what are you talking about Well, something's going on and seems to be reacting to you. I don't even know what's going on, man. I was trying to go to sleep two minutes ago. So he sees guys behind him, too, and he's going to turn around and say, So you hopping in on this or what? And everyone's got a rogue initiative except
SPEAKER_01:for Shusui. Alright, so
SPEAKER_00:the bad guys are... Just to look at the board, it's the three golems and this girl, right? Right, Jackie? So what you see is this creature here that looks like a girl and three shadowy figures.
SPEAKER_01:So... And then... This is so cool.
SPEAKER_00:So how do we move again? I'm sorry. Yeah, so you move by using your movement. So if you look at your character sheet, you should see like 30 feet, I think, for your guy. Every square on the grid is 5 feet. 5, 10, 15. All right. And then action here. I will... uses Sorcerer's Burst. Okay, can you just explain to us or read what it does real fast? You cast Sorcerer's Energy at one creature or object within range. Make a range attack roll against the target. On a hit, the target takes 1d8 damage of a type you choose. Axid, Cold, Fire, Lightning, Poison, Psychic, or Thunder. If you roll an 8, On a dice 8 for this spell, you can roll another 8, add it to the damage. When you cast a spell, the maximum number of these d8s you can add to the spell's number of damage equals your spellcasting ability modifier. If I roll an 8, I can roll another 8 to add on to it. What's the range on that? 120. That's pretty busted. Okay.
UNKNOWN:Okay.
SPEAKER_00:So now I just roll 8. Yeah, so you gotta roll a d20 first to attack.
SPEAKER_02:Uh, yeah.
SPEAKER_00:Roll a d20 to
SPEAKER_02:attack? Roll a d20 for hit.
SPEAKER_00:Okay. Alright, let's see.
SPEAKER_02:Let's go. So add 4 to the d20. Alright.
SPEAKER_00:Bam! Fuck, I rolled a 9. Let's go. Is
SPEAKER_02:that before or after the plus four?
SPEAKER_00:With the four, with the four. Yeah. Yeah, you go in and you prepare your cantrip, your sorcerer's burst, and you shoot it, but you weren't really aiming. So instead of hitting your target, it hits the paw behind you instead. Okay, so you do still have your movement 15 feet if you want to move. I kind of rushed up, so I'll move back 5, 10, 10 feet back. Yep. So the man in front of you looks back to you and he just goes, nice try, I guess. And He kind of just like moves out of the way so that the rest of you guys can do your thing. He doesn't really engage in battle. You see these two shadowy figures. They start to move. They come in and attack you, Wagnu. The first one swings. Oh, that's a miss. And that's going to be his turn or its turn. So you also see the female looking creature move. You see her crouch down next to the merchant here. And she's just going to command the other two shadowy figures to continue the onslaught, pretty much. That's your turn, Wagnu. What are you doing? Okay. Awesome. I look at the man in the robe. Is that all you got? Watch this. Let me just make sure the range is okay. Okay. Yeah, perfect. I charge up my fireball. Oh Wait, my hands are full right now. It looks like I have a loot. No, don't worry about that. That's just how it is. Okay. That's not what you actually gotcha All right, and then I use my cantrip I catch my fireball on that same ghost ghostly figure in front of the road, man Okay, go ahead and roll to attack Perfect. Ten! Oh gosh. Plus modifiers? Oh, the modifier is plus six actually, sorry. Sixteen. Sixteen, nice. Yeah, that hits. Nice. Awesome. It says 1D10 here.
SPEAKER_01:So let me see.
SPEAKER_00:Nice! Oh
SPEAKER_01:shoot, let's go! Let's go, let's go.
SPEAKER_00:Alright, so how do you want to incinerate this dude? I go... You're still using a stick? Watch this. And then I just show him my hand real quick. And then I snap. Boom! The fire comes out. And then I go... Check it out. You go boom and the shadowy figure that you targeted just into ash. Nice. Okay, so the other shadowy figure is going to come at you, Wagnu. Let's see. Does a nine hit. Oh, snap. They scrapped him. My armor class is 15. So it's no, right? Yeah, so it misses. And with that, that's its turn. So before Black goes, Shusui, you do hear all this commotion, by the way. You do get a free turn whenever you want it. You want to engage with them or not? You don't have to. You just sit on a stable and watch. I
SPEAKER_02:mean, I would engage, but I can't move my character.
SPEAKER_00:Here, let me do it. I probably did the wrong one earlier.
SPEAKER_02:Nope. All
SPEAKER_00:right, try now. You might have to just reload in, maybe. I'm like, you better hear something. There's like all this noise going around. He's still looking at the statue or
SPEAKER_01:something. I was
SPEAKER_02:chilling.
SPEAKER_00:That's weird. I still can't remember. We do, we do.
SPEAKER_02:He was
SPEAKER_00:so young. Gone. Everyone's just taking each other's pets. I'll take the dog, I guess. I guess I can take care of the dog. I don't know. Okay, so you get a free turn to do whatever you want. Yeah, so just let me know how you... You kind of want to approach this. Do you want to sneak, or do you want to just go straight into it?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, I'm just going to run up, though. I'm like, yeah, I know something's clearly up.
SPEAKER_00:Sweet thrown hands. 5,
SPEAKER_02:10, 15, 20, 25, 30. Okay. Cool.
SPEAKER_00:okay so before anything just go ahead and roll me initiative real fast
SPEAKER_02:uh nine so i'll just use my two weapon fighting to smack her with my uh scimitar and my short sword so dang let's go okay okay uh first attack says seven plus six thirteen
SPEAKER_00:13 hits all
SPEAKER_02:right and then that's 86 plus four uh six damage
SPEAKER_00:six damage nice my
SPEAKER_02:second attack uh 19 23. that hits super over oh my gosh and then second damage uh eight
SPEAKER_00:Nice. Nice, look at you go. So you go up and you just go and you see as blood just squirts everywhere. Uh, she gives like a little horrible cry right in front of your face and you like, you get spit all over your face. Um, you can tell she's pretty hurt right now.
SPEAKER_02:No, I'll just end my turn there.
SPEAKER_00:Okay, so it's Skye's turn. Alright. Then I notice this, uh, black gore shadow running up to wagnu so i charge up my sorcerer's burst again i'm gonna roll yeah so just know that uh wagnu is in range so uh you might want to move a little bit just so you don't hit him i can take it you ever see you ever see uh oh it's what you call it oh no Yeah, I haven't won a moment. I okay. Let me 5 10 15 20 25 Oh on the table 25 right here on the table. He's crazy. I run up. Let's go cast my sources burst 14 14 14 hits. Hmm. All right, he hits. All right now my d8 Roll my d8. We land at 8. Aw, 3. Aw, good. 3 damage. So, what damage type are you making it? Wait, what? What kind of damage? Don't you gotta choose the type of damage you want to do? Yeah, he does. And then, I'll do a regular fire. The black sky special. Nice. Yeah, so just kind of walk us through how does your Sorcerer's Burst look like while you're on top of this table. As I jump up and charge my Sorcerer's Burst, a ball of flame pops up in my hand, but it's not just any type of flame. It's my own specialty attribute fire. It glows black, and then once the fire forms, it turns into a little, like, black ball of like red flames and in midair i throw it at this goal that's uh approaching wagnu yeah so you jump on this table and you swing your burst um and as your burst goes by uh the man in front of you he kind of like just burns his hair he's like oh what the fudge and and yeah it hits the target straight on uh is that your turn in my turn that's my go Okay, so it's the man in front of you, his turn now. He's just gonna turn around to Wagnu and give like a little smirk and say, you guys got this. He's gonna walk towards the pot and just kind of like lean back on it. I'm just gonna guard this here, make sure nothing happens. Good luck. Okay, so this creature that's, the shadowy creature that's next to Wagnu is just gonna go ahead and swing at you real fast. That's a five, so it misses. So Shusui, since you're right in front of this female creature abomination-looking thing, you notice that it has its hands on the merchant man on the ground. And as you look at the merchant man more and more, you can see that his face and the color of his skin are changing from his regular skin tone to becoming more pale and pale.
SPEAKER_02:Well, I'm just gonna swing at her with both my swords.
UNKNOWN:So...
SPEAKER_02:Oh, and then because I have the Vex mastery, I have advantage on this. Is it just one or is it both? Vex, if you hit a creature with a short sword and deal damage to it, you have advantage on your next attack roll against that creature before the end of your next turn. Yeah Yeah, that's so cool. I'll just use that for the short sword So advantage That's 20 20
SPEAKER_00:no
SPEAKER_02:crit though, sad Yeah, no, not natural. All right, and then that's That's 6 plus 4 10 damage next to scimitar so i guess i don't know how vex works does that because it's part of that same attack action so i don't think i get advantage on it so ooh okay that's a uh nine to hit
SPEAKER_00:great so your first attack hits uh your second one misses so when you saw her earlier when she had her hand on the man um you saw that she was injured um and as the complexion from the man changed from this pale like this is regular skin tone to the pale tone you see that she kind of regained some energy uh With that, is that the end of your turn? Is there anything else you want to
SPEAKER_02:do? Yeah, I'm just going to use my action surge, and I'm just going to swing again that turn. Nice. And then this attack, I'll swing with the short sword, so this one should have advantage. So we'll see if this one hits. Should hit. uh 17 plus 6 23 so that hits
SPEAKER_00:roll for damage and then
SPEAKER_02:uh eight
SPEAKER_00:eight damage okay so how do you wanna do this
SPEAKER_02:i go and i just swing and lop her head off
SPEAKER_00:okay so you swing your sword and she puts her her like a leaf fan above her head and it just goes straight through and Her hair just falls right off clean.
SPEAKER_02:That's cool. And then, yeah, that'll be my turn.
SPEAKER_00:What are you doing, Wagnu? Dear girl. Well, firstly, I look at Black Sky. He almost hit me, bro. And then I look over towards the figure in the white cloak. And I think that guy's on our side. And then I look at the ghoul or the shadowy figure in front of me. I mean, let me try to... Yeah, let me try to... There you go. Doesn't look like he's on your side, though. And then I swing my sword at him. Or my... It's just gimme target, but... Roll. Alright. It was a seven. Oh, man. It was a seven. That's trash.
UNKNOWN:Okay.
SPEAKER_00:You hear like a clap coming from the hand by the pot. I'm a lover, not a fighter. Can I still walk away? Yeah, you can move. Just know that you can't disengage. So they will get opportunity attack against you. Yeah. Alright. Alright, I'll just yell, Black Sky. Alright, do that thing again, but don't hit me. And then I'll have my turn. All right, so this guy's gonna just attack you again Our nice team damn They you uh, oh, okay 15 is my armor class Yeah, so I don't know maybe it's yes, you're not you're not tall enough I guess and just freaking misses you Thanks, I'm ducking to even Black sky, it's your goal. What are you doing? Oh? Alright, and then from Wagnu calling for me to enchant my spell again, I will do the same thing. I charge up my Sorcerer's Burst real quick, and I chuck it at the figure. Nice. Alright. Like, it's so crazy to me that that's still a cantrip. That's such a good cantrip. I know. Honestly. Oh my god. I rolled a two. No! Plus four, that's six. Nothing. We can't kill this guy. Oh no, a two. Okay, so yeah, you charge up your burst and you swing it and it almost hits Wagnu again. Oh
SPEAKER_01:man.
SPEAKER_00:You hear the man behind you is like, come on guys, any time now. Okay, so this one is just gonna, this shadowy dude is just gonna go over to where Shusui's at. And it's just gonna attack. Let's see. Oh my god, natural 20, man. Nah, I think you'll be good, you'll be
SPEAKER_02:good. Of course,
SPEAKER_00:of course. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_02:You know, it wasn't enough that I wrote to Nat once. Of course I'm the first to get crit.
SPEAKER_01:Alright.
SPEAKER_00:Oh damn, and he rolled his highest damage dice too.
SPEAKER_02:No way. What? Okay. That's insane, bro.
SPEAKER_00:Alright, so he just starts wailing at you and
SPEAKER_02:you
SPEAKER_00:take 16 points of damage, dude. Oh, but you know what? Actually, that's wrong, because we're not doing that that way anymore. We're doing the, um, rolling double dices, not the, uh, not the critical double- You can take it, you can take it. He's in. Alright. Uh, it doesn't matter anyway. I wrote the same, the same thing. I still wrote the same thing. That's crazy. You got
SPEAKER_02:this. Alright, man. Command my dog to come help.
UNKNOWN:Alright.
SPEAKER_02:I gotta take my action or anything I gotta need my bonus action so I guess I'm just gonna go swing at this
SPEAKER_01:thing
SPEAKER_00:straight up hands it's just sweet
SPEAKER_02:okay let's see six yes nat 20 screw you get critter back Nice. What a payback. And then scimitar or short sword. So then 2d6 plus 4. 10. So that's 10 damage.
SPEAKER_00:Nice. Roll your dice for the damage. And
SPEAKER_02:then my scimitar.
SPEAKER_00:What? Another nat 20. That's
SPEAKER_02:crazy. Holy shit.
SPEAKER_00:Let's go.
SPEAKER_02:He got his get back. Two nat 20s.
SPEAKER_00:Got his lick
SPEAKER_02:back. Yeah, man. My revenge for the two nat ones. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Okay, that's 10 plus 4, 14 damage. Please die.
SPEAKER_00:Nice. Yeah, I mean, okay, how do you want to destroy it after taking that big-ass damage from
SPEAKER_02:it? You just see Shusui just, like, dying, gasping, and just goes berserk. I just start swinging and hacking away at it. I'm like, god damn, I'm not dying today. Not today. And then, uh, yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, man. Now we gotta use my bonus action to suck in the wind. Alright, so that's 1d10 plus 2. Ooh, okay. Max. So that's 12 health back. Oh my God. Let's go. All right. I'm no longer on the verge of death.
SPEAKER_01:Okay. Perfect.
SPEAKER_00:I look right into the eyes of the shadowy figure in front of me and go, I'll let you live long enough. Goodbye. I raise my sword in the air. Let me see. 14. All right. It's 15. Is that? 14? 15 to hit? That's
SPEAKER_01:good. Okay. Okay. That's perfect.
SPEAKER_00:Okay. Let me just see what my... If I swing with the skimmy tar, 1d6 plus 3. Okay. 6 plus 3. Nice. 9. I look at the guy in the robe real quick and I go... I go... This is who you're with. Who you messed with. And I just swing my skimmy tar right through the shadowy figure while looking at him. And with that, you guys successfully finished your first... Encounter
SPEAKER_02:I see you guys double teaming one enemy and I just look at my own fight. I'm like... I'm like two guys over there. I'm like, man. We're spilling our
SPEAKER_00:spells and everything. Let's go.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, man. Just ignore the fact that I survived with one HP. Almost got downed.
SPEAKER_00:And yeah. Missed a few spells. Missed a few hits, but... You know.
SPEAKER_01:Wait a minute. Awesome. Can I just approach... I'll approach Shusui
SPEAKER_00:first. Dude, thanks for helping us. I'm glad you were able to kill two of those guys while we were working on that one super strong guy.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, go, uh... Yeah, um... I can see the way we need to work on the fighting, but yeah, you guys did pretty good.
SPEAKER_00:We hit it with everything. He was just super strong. Anyways, let's not talk about the past. I would like to talk to this robed guy. I also want to thank the robed guy. Sorry. So I turn to the robed guy. Yeah, you turn to him. He just claps at you. Very well done. Very well done. That was a great show, man. Took a little longer than I expected, but it's all right. It's all right. Thanks. Do you have a name? Wait, were we there when we heard his name? I don't remember. No, he didn't. They didn't disclose his name or their names. He looks at you real quick and studies you a little bit. How about we... Chat a little bit more inside the inn over there. Huh. Then I'll tell you my name. That... That sounds like a great idea. Yeah, let's do that. He kind of just walks towards where the inn's at. He turns to you, Wagnu. Not bad, huh? One arm, one staff, and a whole lot of charm. He just keeps walking.
UNKNOWN:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:Dope. Uh, and he's walking towards the inn, he said? Yeah. Okay. I'll just, I'll just follow him. This guy and Shusui, are they doing anything in particular?
UNKNOWN:No.
SPEAKER_00:I just look over to Shusui, nod my head, and walk behind Wagnu.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, uh, I whistle towards my dog, and I kind of just give him a disapproving look. I'm like, you really didn't come help me, buddy.
UNKNOWN:Uh...
SPEAKER_00:You see him kind of just like kissing butterflies still and he just kind of just runs up to you and it's like his tongue is out. He's like he has like really like googly eyes looking at you.
SPEAKER_02:I just flick some of my blood at him. I'm like bastard come on. Oh my gosh. I'm just like
SPEAKER_00:huh. So you guys all go to the end?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_00:Alright. As you guys go inside, what you see is like rough wooden beams just crossing across the ceiling. You see like a central hearth, large enough to warm the room. And you see like a few people in here who kind of like They look at you real fast and they kinda just go back to their own thing. Not really caring too much about who you guys are. But you do see a few of them also glancing your ways and like giving you a look. You see the man in front of you approach a table and Kind of just waves at one of the waiters and they bring him like a jug and like a few cups. Come on, sit. I'll go sit next to him. Walk behind, walk near, and yeah, we both sit down.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, I just, I whistle and have my dog just kind of sit by the entrance before I go and sit down as well.
SPEAKER_00:I for sure had that under control but you know it was way more to see you guys do your thing especially you as he points to you black sky as you man your your magic is uh I've never seen it before I've never seen someone shoot magic and almost hit their friends it's crazy it's so good I
SPEAKER_02:kind of I kind of like clear my throat it would have been nice if you didn't just leave the third one unattended
SPEAKER_00:Oh, you were great, man. You know, you did amazing. I knew you weren't gonna die. That
SPEAKER_02:doesn't mean I take kindly to being pushed to the edge.
SPEAKER_00:Ah, I mean, hold up. Where are my manners? My name is GA. And he kind of, like, takes one of his... He has one arm, so he just picks the jug up with one arm and pours a drink into each of the cups. He flicks the cup towards you guys and you see how as it like kind of just slides across the table and then stops exactly where it needs to be. There. First shot on me. Try it. Rice wine. Rice wine. You try it first. He kind of squints at you a little bit. Don't mind if I do. And he just drinks it and pours himself another one. Well. Come on! I look at him for a second just to see if anything happens. And then I take the shot. So as well, I just take my shot.
SPEAKER_02:I gave up alcohol a while back, but I'll just take a water.
SPEAKER_00:You're one of those guys, huh? I guess I'll drink that one. I don't want to let that one go to waste. You know, you already poured it and everything. So I guess I might as well just go ahead and grab that.
SPEAKER_02:I hand it over. Thank you. Thank you, Shisui.
SPEAKER_00:And then Gia just kind of calls out to the waiter. Can I get some water over here too, please? And then one of the waiters just kind of brings a cup of water to Shisui. And as I'm about to take this second shot, I look at Gia. So I'm I'm assuming you could tell us what happened over there. Or what happened there. What happened there. And I take the shot. Um, he finally sits down and he just continues pouring some shots and just kind of keeps passing it out to you guys. Uh, I mean, you know what? I honestly wish I had the answer for it. But the only thing I knew was that that pot was bad. I didn't, I... I can't tell you any more than that. Can you tell us why the villagers are all on edge? He looks at you, looks at the vast sky, looks at Shu Sui. Studied you guys for a bit. Have you guys seen yourself? Look at that guy with the horns. Do you see anyone with horns around here? You guys definitely don't belong in Yuping. And you guys aren't from here for sure. I can tell you that. I
SPEAKER_02:raise an eyebrow and I go, is that so? Can I see if my character remembers this guy at all? You
SPEAKER_00:can try, yeah. You can start and try. Go ahead and roll me a history check. Alright.
SPEAKER_02:Let's see.
UNKNOWN:Plus two...
SPEAKER_02:Uh, 17, 19? Nice. 19.
SPEAKER_00:Um, let's see. You've seen him around when you... When you and your family comes to this village. You hear, like, people talk about him like a wannabe wisecrack, you know? Like, always trying to be funny. He's not really that funny, though. he seems to be someone who like finds trouble but you also know that he's pretty skilled at what he does JT's you studying him a little bit you you kind of seem familiar have we met before
SPEAKER_02:I've been to the village a couple times in the past. We've never spoken to each other, but I've seen you around before.
SPEAKER_00:Ah, so you're actually from here, huh? I wouldn't remember if I met you.
SPEAKER_02:Well, I suppose that's what happened out there is part of the trouble Elder Tubb was telling me about.
SPEAKER_00:Ah, that damn Tubb. He's a little psycho, you know? I don't know. I felt like he's just nearing the end of his days. So anyways. Tell me, you two. What are you guys doing here? What brings you to Yuping? This guy lives here. He has to be here. Nobody leaves.
SPEAKER_02:Right.
SPEAKER_00:Um, I'm looking for my home village. I don't even know if it still exists, but I figured that if I find, you know, villages near here, they could at least tell me if they remember anything about my village. I'm looking for my brother. Ah. Looks kind of a little bit like me. Not hard to stand up. Yeah, for sure. Wait, you guys didn't even tell me your names yet. I'm Wagnu. Wagnu. Mm-hmm. You can call me Black.
SPEAKER_02:In case you didn't remember, or just didn't manage to hear about me, I'm Shusui.
SPEAKER_00:Shusui? Can't recall. Don't remember. I don't remember people who aren't too important, but it's all good. You didn't hear anything. Well, any questions you want to ask me now that we're sitting here? Yeah, um, are you going to pay for our rooms? Because we helped you with that problem out there earlier. Uh, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure. Awesome, thank you, because we've been wandering through the forest all day. Like, I'm a kind man, I'm a kind man. I'm gonna pay for your room. Heck, I'll even pay for your food if you want some food. I'm starving, thank you for actually offering. What about you two, you guys want some food? I'll eat, I can eat. Okay. You,
SPEAKER_02:Shisui? You want some food? Yeah, yeah, I can, uh, have a nice warm meal after my trip. Hey, waiter!
SPEAKER_00:Take your rice and meat over here, please. Uh, the waiter comes right away. Doesn't even wait. It's like they're already ready already. They're packed already. They're just gonna put it on the table and, like, give it to you guys. Thank you, thank you. I have a handful of sticky rice, and in my other hand has two chicken drumsticks. And I'm like, who's this Elder Toad guy? It seems like your friends who are here would probably know more about him. Oh, we're not friends. You guys aren't friends?
SPEAKER_01:I mean...
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, I don't know that guy. Yeah, I just saw a fight happening and kind of figured it out. You know, the spirits probably aren't on the right side. And besides, shouldn't you know more about Undertop? You actually live here with him? I do, I do. I'm just a visitor.
SPEAKER_00:I'm telling you, he's a wacko, man. Is he a threat? No, no, he's an old man. What are you talking about? Okay, I mean, we just fought. An old, decrepit woman. So, you know. But, I see. Does he know what's going on around here? Why is he crazy? Why are you saying that he's crazy? You can go ask him yourself. Where do I find him? At the temple. But, as you can see, it's getting a little late. You should probably rest up for tonight. Don't worry, I'll pay for your room. I look at him again with the handful of food. Thank you.
SPEAKER_01:Thank you.
SPEAKER_00:And I continue eating. What about you? You're not eating. You okay? And he looks toward the sky. Come on. That food is getting cold. You should enjoy it. I'm okay. Just taking my time.
SPEAKER_01:I look over to Agnew. We're not sharing rooms, are we?
SPEAKER_00:Uh... Do you want to share rooms? Look, I can only afford one room. You guys are all sharing a room. Uh, I mean, that makes sense. Yeah. I'll take the floor. The bed's probably too small for me. I'm a pretty big guy. I probably
SPEAKER_02:need a bed. You can have the bed. I'll take the chair and the couch.
SPEAKER_00:Okay. Perfect. I eat my fill and then I'm ready to go rest. I eat my fill. Okay. He picked up his sticky rice. Are all of you guys eating all the food? Yeah. Or not?
SPEAKER_01:I am, yeah.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, because if you guys aren't going to eat it, then just give it to me because I'll eat it. That's a waste of money, man. He takes a bite. We'll eat it. We're just not a...
SPEAKER_02:I'm not as hungry as, uh, Wognu over there.
SPEAKER_00:And... Before you guys get up to go to your room, right as you guys stand up, I'm gonna need all three of you guys to roll me a constitution saving throw.
SPEAKER_01:Oh.
UNKNOWN:Okay.
SPEAKER_00:This is a D20, right? Yeah, D20. Oh my gosh. I got a 6 with my modifier.
SPEAKER_02:That's
SPEAKER_00:crazy. I have a 21 with my modifier.
SPEAKER_02:Do saving throws count as an ability check?
SPEAKER_00:No, it's a saving throw.
SPEAKER_02:Okay. 10.
SPEAKER_00:You got a 21, Sky?
SPEAKER_02:Oh, that's really... Yeah,
SPEAKER_00:with my modifier. Wagnu and Shusui. Right as you get up, you start to feel something from your stomach. It comes up to your head. Your eyes get heavy. And then both of you fall right down. Sky, maybe it was because you... Like, down the stairs? You just got off the table and just fall down.
SPEAKER_01:Damn.
SPEAKER_00:Sky... And as you see... your newly met friends just fall down. You look at this man in front of you. He stares at you. His eyes glow yellow. And he goes, well, that's too bad. I like how Wagner just to see if he's hurt. I look over to Shusui, and they're just knocked out. I look back at GA. Who do you want? I want you. Gone. And that's where we're gonna stop. For the first session.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, snap! Okay. Holy, okay. What the hell? I know you so much. Holy shit.
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